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Speaker 1: the morning show. Hello, Look what the cat dragged in us?

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Speaker 1: It is Tuesday, March twenty sixth. Oh my god, Oh

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Speaker 1: it's almost April. I'm not okay with this. What's wrong

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Speaker 1: with you? It's just moving too quickly. I needed to

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Speaker 1: sunshine months. We need some nineties something to gree weather.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Danielle, Hello, Gandhi, Helo, Froggy, you're scary. Producer.

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Speaker 1: Sam's in the house. You know what you can use

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Speaker 1: a little Pharrell if you feel like if you feel happy, awesome,

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Speaker 1: I'm happy. You feels good? Right? Happy? You're happy? Are

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Speaker 1: you happy? Welcome to the day. It is Tuesday. I

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Speaker 1: call it uh powerball? Eve? Yeah, not coming to work tomorrow? Eve?

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Speaker 1: No, no no, no, no no, no, it's the drawings until tomorrow night. Right,

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Speaker 1: It's Wednesday night, isn't it. Yeah? Last, So no Thursdays

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Speaker 1: the powerball is up to how much tomorrow night? It's

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Speaker 1: day is this Tamila? Hi? All this Yes, it's Tamila. Oh, Tamila. Hey,

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Speaker 1: So what's it all about today for you? What's what's

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Speaker 1: So you actually happen today. I'm so excited to talk

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Speaker 1: other weekend. Oh correct, Yes, so that's that, isn't it

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Speaker 1: hope they don't beat you up at work today. It's

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Speaker 1: to Every morning, I got bad news. It's National Spinach Day. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: exactly what. I love spinach and it will celebrate according

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Speaker 1: great day. You're the first caller of the day. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna smear spinach all over it. Thank you, Tamila. Have

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Speaker 1: a safe drive all right around the room. Danielle, what's

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Speaker 1: and Sagittarius, forgiveness is the key to peace of mind.

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Speaker 1: it's like witchcraft. It's fabulous. All right, Well, why are

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Speaker 1: I have a cocktail and go shopping. It's usually for

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Speaker 1: socks and shoes. Oh really yeah socks, So yeah, I

418
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Speaker 1: need socks, but shoes. We got a shoe problem. You

419
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:46,040
Speaker 1: have a shoe problem. When we're sober. You don't have

420
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:49,440
Speaker 1: any room to call anyone a shoe a haulic you.

421
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,960
Speaker 1: I just ordered something online to help organize my shoes more.

422
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:56,200
Speaker 1: And this is going to solve all my problems, I decided.

423
00:21:56,520 --> 00:22:00,840
Speaker 1: I came up on my Instagram. This is another thing,

424
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:05,040
Speaker 1: Instagram shopping. They've got nailed a bad. Yeah. I know,

425
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:08,600
Speaker 1: I bought something. It doesn't matter. Hollo, Brian, how are you,

426
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:14,119
Speaker 1: Brian doing well? There you are, there you are, and

427
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,960
Speaker 1: we lost you all right. So you were drinking a

428
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:19,000
Speaker 1: little bit, lady, So you were drinking a little bit.

429
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:23,000
Speaker 1: You went online and what did you buy? I bought

430
00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:31,119
Speaker 1: a Harley David since oh about a hog? Really? I

431
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,600
Speaker 1: woke up. I woke up in the morning with a

432
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,840
Speaker 1: bunch of friends going did you get it? Did you

433
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:38,480
Speaker 1: get it? And I had no idea what they were

434
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:41,520
Speaker 1: talking about until they led me to the computer. And

435
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:45,439
Speaker 1: I had been on eBay shopping and I bid on

436
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:49,359
Speaker 1: four different bikes, but I won one of the bits, okay,

437
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:53,560
Speaker 1: and I've never been on a motorcycle before. Let's stop

438
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,760
Speaker 1: right there. You've never been on a motorcycle, So you

439
00:22:55,800 --> 00:23:00,920
Speaker 1: went onto eBay and bought a Harley. Seems like the

440
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:07,439
Speaker 1: logical thing to do, Okay, So what happened next? What

441
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,679
Speaker 1: happens next is I went to the bank and I

442
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:13,119
Speaker 1: got a loan. Then I rented a U haul and

443
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:19,480
Speaker 1: drove down to Washington from New York and asked the

444
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:22,000
Speaker 1: gentleman to put it on my trailer for me. So

445
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:28,280
Speaker 1: then what happened. I read the book on the manual

446
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,520
Speaker 1: on how to drive it on the way home, and

447
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,199
Speaker 1: I learned how to ride it. I had it for

448
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:35,600
Speaker 1: about five six years, and then I had a child

449
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 1: and had to get rid of it. Okay, you look

450
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:40,040
Speaker 1: at that, you know what? Okay? So something good did

451
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:43,919
Speaker 1: come out of drunk ordering. You learned how to ride Harley.

452
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:47,399
Speaker 1: You owned a real Harley David, which absolutely love it

453
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 1: in and of itself is something most of us will

454
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,920
Speaker 1: never do. You learn to ride a motorcycle, and then

455
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:56,440
Speaker 1: you knew when it was responsible, when you needed to

456
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,280
Speaker 1: be responsible to get rid of it. Look at that,

457
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:00,320
Speaker 1: you did well. I think you did well. You did,

458
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:05,240
Speaker 1: You're gonna get drunk by a heart. It just makes sense.

459
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,959
Speaker 1: So do you have any regrets at all? Any regrets?

460
00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 1: None at all? There, Well, thanks for listening, Brian. It's

461
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:19,080
Speaker 1: an honor having you out there. Thank you have a

462
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:21,800
Speaker 1: great thing. Guys, thank you very much. See you look

463
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 1: at that. My credit card would revolt if I tried

464
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 1: to buy something like that. Yeah, right, you know he

465
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:29,359
Speaker 1: took out a loan at the bank. Oh god, I

466
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:33,200
Speaker 1: think my bank would revolt too. Isn't it crazy? Hello? Boris, Hey,

467
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,560
Speaker 1: how are you doing well? It wasn't you but a friend,

468
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 1: a friend had something to drink online and bought what Yeah,

469
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:42,399
Speaker 1: he ended up buying a farm tractor for three thousand dollars.

470
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,879
Speaker 1: Didn't know till two days later when he showed up

471
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:47,840
Speaker 1: in his front yard on a trailer for first man.

472
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:51,680
Speaker 1: Did he need a trade a tractor? No, he had

473
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,680
Speaker 1: no idea. The best part is he ended up keeping

474
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 1: it and using it for plowing the driveway during the water.

475
00:24:56,560 --> 00:25:03,880
Speaker 1: Ought a tractor, several tractors, what's so funny? Yeah, yeah,

476
00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:09,119
Speaker 1: somebody offering them. No, I don't. I don't drive my

477
00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 1: tractor while drinking. All right, Okay, So did your friend

478
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,760
Speaker 1: Did your friends still have the tractor? Yeah, last time

479
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:20,479
Speaker 1: I talked to him, still has it. Uses. Maybe we

480
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 1: make decisions when we're not aware of it, but it's

481
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:26,480
Speaker 1: actually the right decision. He bought a tractor, Yeah for

482
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:29,399
Speaker 1: John Deer. All right, Boris, thank you? What's that? Scary? Text?

483
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,439
Speaker 1: Came in? Somebody was drinking wine watching Big Banks Theory

484
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,800
Speaker 1: and saw the serial dispensers they use on the set

485
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,160
Speaker 1: and then googled them and bought them. Yeah, and now

486
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 1: they have serial dispensers in their kitchen. They kind of

487
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:42,159
Speaker 1: you turn the crank in the series. I like that.

488
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:51,119
Speaker 1: See these aren't all bad. Hello Jesse, Hey, morning, Jesse, morning, morning, morning,

489
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:57,439
Speaker 1: over a beautiful morning. So yeah, I bought h what

490
00:25:57,560 --> 00:26:01,240
Speaker 1: I thought was a like a desk lamp size plant

491
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:04,119
Speaker 1: for like my my work. That's turned out to be

492
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 1: a small tree, and now I have I was two

493
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:12,160
Speaker 1: glasses in for wine and then a friend of mine

494
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:15,120
Speaker 1: was like, oh, so we did two shots, and I

495
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 1: suddenly got on my phone and so you know, I'm

496
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:21,679
Speaker 1: on home depot buying a house plant, and it was this.

497
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,680
Speaker 1: It's now like a four foot tree and I'm only

498
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 1: a few weeks into. Have no idea what this thing

499
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 1: is going to turn into. It's it's where is it?

500
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:33,000
Speaker 1: Is it inside? It's inside right now, because that's just

501
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:35,000
Speaker 1: the purpose for what I bought it for. It was

502
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:37,880
Speaker 1: supposed to be a house plant, right, it's a it's

503
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:44,160
Speaker 1: a house tree. It's gonna growth to the ceiling. Yeah, yeah,

504
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 1: it's gonna start talking to you. Seymour, feed me that

505
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 1: jail all right. Husband's like, what the hell are you

506
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,679
Speaker 1: gonna do with this? I don't know, but I know,

507
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 1: but the trick is to get it out before it's

508
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 1: too big to get out of the house. So will

509
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 1: you keep up with us and let us know how

510
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,639
Speaker 1: much growing and everything. I'm kind of curious. Yeah, no worry,

511
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 1: that will, thank you very much. Yeah, that's awesome. Started

512
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,880
Speaker 1: as a houseplant, now it's like an eight foot tree

513
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 1: in my living room. One time I was really hammered

514
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 1: at a restaurant and I tried to buy all the

515
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,439
Speaker 1: lobsters in the tank to take him out to the

516
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 1: ocean and let him go. Why not? They told me, no,

517
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,119
Speaker 1: why not? I don't know. That's what the person that

518
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:23,399
Speaker 1: was with me, he was like, give her the lobster

519
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,760
Speaker 1: she wants to buy him give them to her. They're like, no,

520
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 1: we can't do that. You just said, do you you want

521
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,360
Speaker 1: to take him out to the harbor and let him go? Oh? Yeah?

522
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 1: But so you know what do you do? Have to

523
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 1: be careful about when you buy things on Amazon or whatever.

524
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 1: Make sure you look at the size because it tells

525
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,800
Speaker 1: you how we've had We know someone who bought furniture.

526
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 1: She bought a new chest of drawers for her bedroom

527
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:45,400
Speaker 1: and it turned out to be for a dollhouse. Oh yeah,

528
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 1: that's not going to work. Was the price not indicative?

529
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. Finally, yeah, if it's a two dollars.

530
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 1: Finally we talked to Sean. Hey, Sean, Hey, how's it

531
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,439
Speaker 1: going out doing? Okay, you got drunk? You online? And

532
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 1: what'd you buy? I had a little too much to drink,

533
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:07,360
Speaker 1: and uh, I got it a little crazy. I got

534
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:11,679
Speaker 1: one hundred Brillo pads and a harmonica that sounds like

535
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:17,119
Speaker 1: a party ups for I know, but the deal was

536
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 1: just there, I thought, I but I'm good news. Brillo

537
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,360
Speaker 1: pads don't go bad. But tell me more about that harmonica?

538
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:27,880
Speaker 1: Do you play that a little? Unfortunately I never got

539
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,200
Speaker 1: to learn how to play it. I think you can

540
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 1: self teach Harmonica. You know what I'm saying. I think

541
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 1: you can learn on your own. Sometimes we drink, sometimes

542
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 1: we buy things. Sometimes it's Brillo pads, sometimes it's attractor.

543
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 1: I can't wait to get buzzed tonight and go shopping.

544
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 1: Who's with me? Yeah, all right, come with me? The

545
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Speaker 1: Who does the phone tamp to be scary? Garrett? Garrett

556
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 1: garretts a lot of phone tap. Hey, um Froggy, I

557
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 1: don't believe the story you told me. Can you tell

558
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 1: everyone this story? See if you guys believe this? So

559
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 1: my mom and dad were in town over the weekend,

560
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 1: and my mom is complaining. Every time I see my parents,

561
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 1: they always want me to fix their electronics. So I

562
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:46,200
Speaker 1: was like, my iPad is so slow, and I said, well,

563
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 1: do you want me to take a look at it.

564
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 1: She's like, I did what you told me, and I

565
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 1: closed the apps. Every time I looked, every apps closed.

566
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 1: So I opened up Safari and as I opened up

567
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 1: a Safari, the iPad comes to a screeching halt. That

568
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 1: does nothing. So I hit the tab but you know

569
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 1: the little two windows. He see many tabs are open.

570
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 1: There's three hundred and nineteen tabs open. Yeah. Yeah, So

571
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 1: every time she opens Safari, it's refreshing three hundred and

572
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 1: nineteen websites. That's a lot of that's a lot of websites.

573
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 1: She says, well, I can't close all three hundred and

574
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 1: nineteen of them. Will be here for a week. She said,

575
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 1: what will we do? I said, Mom, you can google

576
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 1: how do I close all tabs at once? So we

577
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 1: googled it together, we closed it. iPad fixed. See look okay.

578
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:37,680
Speaker 1: So I must commend you, Froggy. You you had patience

579
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:39,400
Speaker 1: with your mom. You know a lot of people lose

580
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 1: patience for their parents. I know, scary when he deals

581
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 1: with his mom and dad, like what's their latest? My

582
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:47,959
Speaker 1: mom will start a text message to me. I reply,

583
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 1: she responds back on what's happened? So then I have

584
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 1: to go find out on what'sapp and then she responds

585
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 1: back to me again on Facebook messenger. She's got no

586
00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 1: concept of keeping the conversation in one format. That's hilarious.

587
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 1: They just don't know. I mean, they know enough to

588
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 1: be dangerous. You know, yes, my mom does this. So

589
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 1: I will text my sister in law, my sister, and

590
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 1: my mom all in one text, right, and I'll tell

591
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 1: them what was going on family blah blah blah. So

592
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 1: I'll go, my you never answered the text. She goes, oh,

593
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 1: I thought that was for your sister, and you're and Robin,

594
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 1: and I go, you're on it. I know, go on.

595
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 1: You couldn't read it if you weren't attached to it.

596
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 1: I was reading their text messages. How could you read

597
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 1: their texts? So you want to look. You love your

598
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 1: mom and dad. They taught you how to do everything

599
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 1: you do, and they supported you when you need to

600
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 1: support you. You need to be patient with your mom

601
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 1: and oh yeah, totally. You need to my dad one time.

602
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 1: So first of all, let's start with the fact that

603
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 1: he has a flip phone and he recently broke it

604
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 1: and somehow bought another flip phone. So I need to

605
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 1: talk to whoever sold him that phone because I'm upset

606
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 1: about it. But he got a new car and he

607
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 1: said he kept hearing this sound in the car, and

608
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 1: I got in the car, couldn't hear it. My sister

609
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 1: couldn't hear it. He was like, I can't tell you,

610
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 1: but I'm telling you there's something wrong with this car.

611
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 1: Takes it back to the dealership screaming at everybody about

612
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 1: what's wrong with the car. They come and sit in

613
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 1: the car. Hear it. It was the alarm on his

614
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 1: cell phone. He set an alarm on his phone, didn't

615
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 1: even know so it would go off. He thought it

616
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 1: was a car. Oh my god, out of the dealership

617
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 1: about it. Oh my god. You love him. You gotta

618
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 1: have patience. It is cute though, sometimes, like my dad

619
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 1: will assign every text message love Daddy, like I don't

620
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 1: know it's him texting. His name's not in my phone,

621
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,719
Speaker 1: Like it's just so cute. Yeah, after every text my

622
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 1: parents getting notifications on news sites and stuff, and my

623
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 1: Dad's like, why does a notification show up on this

624
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 1: device and not this device? I'm my dad, because you

625
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:45,960
Speaker 1: already acknownced it on this device. Even wanted to show

626
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,480
Speaker 1: up across all set up. Well, I wanted to show

627
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 1: up on all of them, Like, well, then don't answer

628
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 1: it on the one day. It's hard to explain patient,

629
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 1: patience straight name. You're gonna think I'm making this up,

630
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 1: but I'm not. Okay, So I was waring my dad.

631
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 1: I was sitting that my parents has where my dad

632
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 1: keeps his iPad, and I see this little strip of

633
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,320
Speaker 1: paper with like web addresses written on it, and it's

634
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 1: like the long web address. You're like slash B five

635
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 1: D N K And I go, Dad, what's this? And

636
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 1: my mom and my dad goes, well, your mother said

637
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 1: that if I wanted to go back to that website

638
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 1: to use a bookmark. So I've been writing down these

639
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 1: webs like no, Dad, like, you can bookmark it in

640
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 1: the in safari. He goes, how do you do that?

641
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 1: I mean like he would sit there and type in

642
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 1: these like words and slashes and sweet. But they know

643
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 1: how to use stuff we don't know how to use.

644
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 1: So that's fine. A rotary phone, A rotary phone, Oh

645
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 1: my god, I haven't used one of those. Inside was

646
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 1: a baby exactly rotary. You put your finger in a

647
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 1: hole and you pull it all over to the rise

648
00:33:55,040 --> 00:34:00,880
Speaker 1: and let go see. One of those was like, what

649
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 1: in the heck is this? Yeah, and my mom laughed

650
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 1: at me. So text message says my mom thought the

651
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:10,320
Speaker 1: only emoji she had was the first page of smiley faces.

652
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 1: She had no idea there are other emojis because you

653
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 1: can swept through them. She's had a smartphone for seven years,

654
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 1: didn't know the of the world of emojis that awaited her.

655
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 1: It's okay, though, But like I said before, and I'll

656
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 1: say it again, just be patient with them. They mean, well,

657
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 1: they just don't know. Are you trying to call someone?

658
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:31,319
Speaker 1: My dad hates emojis, Like, if you send my dad

659
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 1: an emoji, he won't respond because he doesn't like them.

660
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't want to use emojis. I don't

661
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:39,280
Speaker 1: know what that is? Too much artwork. Yeah, our parents

662
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:41,360
Speaker 1: taught us how to use like a toilet and forks,

663
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:43,759
Speaker 1: and they didn't us, they didn't laugh at us. They

664
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 1: taught us how to wipe our butts exactly. Just got

665
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 1: to be patient with us. And I kind of said

666
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 1: that whip our buds had bud got a clean around them,

667
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 1: I know. So so you know the patience you must

668
00:34:56,719 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 1: have for your parents. Very important stuff. Hey, So, um,

669
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 1: when can we talk about can we talk about yeah?

670
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:07,879
Speaker 1: Say yes or no? It's you have to clearly say

671
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 1: yes or clearly say now. I would like to clearly

672
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 1: say no because we have to finalize a couple of

673
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 1: other details. Okay, people can get they're on their own, Okay, okay,

674
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,360
Speaker 1: So what he's saying is he doesn't want me to

675
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 1: talk about our trip to Puerto Rico exactly. Well, I

676
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:24,400
Speaker 1: think we have we have everything settled except for how

677
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 1: to get us all there. That's okay, So oh that

678
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:29,840
Speaker 1: little thing. Hey, speaking of flying, did you see the

679
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:32,320
Speaker 1: British Airways flight that went to the wrong country yesterday?

680
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:35,239
Speaker 1: How does that happen? Well, someone put the wrong flight

681
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 1: plan in their computer and no no one checked it.

682
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 1: So rather than flying to wherever they went to wherever

683
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,319
Speaker 1: where they ended up somewhere, let me google it. That's

684
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 1: what it was. Two names are very close to each other.

685
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 1: You know how they used to ask you that when

686
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:50,320
Speaker 1: you got on a plane, like they would say, okay,

687
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,799
Speaker 1: this plane is going to the Bahamas. If anyone here

688
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 1: is not going to the Bahamas, please let us know,

689
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:57,840
Speaker 1: right right, Brodie, where was it or do you know? No?

690
00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,840
Speaker 1: But I remember there was a time a guy was

691
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,959
Speaker 1: traveling to Oakland, California, and he got on a plane

692
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 1: to Auckland, New Zealand. Yeah, New Zealand. Yeah, it's a

693
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 1: major difference. The plane was supposed to go from London

694
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:15,360
Speaker 1: to Edinburgh, Edinburgh, Edinburgh, and instead it went to Dusseldorf. No,

695
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:18,200
Speaker 1: it went to Edinburgh instead of Dusseldorff. Yeah, so we

696
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 1: went to u Yeah it went to Scotland rather than Germany. Yes,

697
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 1: well which place is more fun? Well, I don't know.

698
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:28,120
Speaker 1: You want the place you're supposed to go? Right? Hello, Roseanne?

699
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 1: How are you? Roseanne? Are you there? No? No? Here

700
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 1: she is? Hi? Hi Roseanne, Hi Roseanne? What's up? Good morning?

701
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,760
Speaker 1: Good morning. I just wanted to add a comment onto

702
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,360
Speaker 1: the talk about parents and our phone. Yeah. Yeah, you

703
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 1: keep in mind they were patient with you when they

704
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 1: were raising you was a little girl, so now it's

705
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:49,920
Speaker 1: your turn to be patient with him. So go right, ahead.

706
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:53,399
Speaker 1: Every time I get a text message or cole from

707
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 1: my mom, I wanted to throw myself on I want

708
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:59,400
Speaker 1: to throw myself on the floor and screen, because it's like, okay,

709
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 1: what's my ID? What's my password? For everything? And she

710
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:05,839
Speaker 1: changed it every single week, so it's like by one

711
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 1: like number. It's like, okay, what's my password? What's my ID? What?

712
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:14,919
Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't remember my own? How can I remember? Oh?

713
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,840
Speaker 1: My god? I love her though I know she loves you.

714
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:19,799
Speaker 1: You got to be patient, you know. And as you

715
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 1: tell the story, Rosanne, it reminds me of our troubles

716
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:30,880
Speaker 1: with uncle Johnny O. Yeah, yeah, poor all of us.

717
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:35,319
Speaker 1: Serious for sure. I mean it is comical. But they

718
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 1: definitely make a book for passwords, but she'd lose that too. Yeah.

719
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,799
Speaker 1: I just wanted to get chat out to Scary though.

720
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,239
Speaker 1: I'm a fellow Mark Twain alumni, and so if my

721
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:47,360
Speaker 1: mom used to work there, we love you scary and talented?

722
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:54,240
Speaker 1: What's up? Good morning, oh boy and talented? Hello Blair,

723
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 1: how are you good? How are you doing? Okay? Do

724
00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 1: your mom drive you crazy? Uh? Yeah? She writes like

725
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 1: full letters, so it's like dear Blair, and it's like

726
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 1: paragraphs like your dad and I write the doctor like

727
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:12,760
Speaker 1: in texts, in attacks, and then it's like face down,

728
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,759
Speaker 1: so tonight for dinner, we're making this and at the

729
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 1: end it's like love mom and dad with like forty

730
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:20,320
Speaker 1: six emotions, so all letter. It's all letter writing format

731
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 1: on your text. That's so funny. I've got to proll

732
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:27,440
Speaker 1: your phone to read one tech morong. Okay, you love her,

733
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 1: but I mean it's just so unnecessary. But she is, Paul,

734
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:34,799
Speaker 1: what was that? Call me next time, Call me next time.

735
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,239
Speaker 1: She probably has lots of time. All right, Blair, thank you,

736
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 1: Hello Uncle Johnny. Wait, you know, dealing with you, dealing

737
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:45,319
Speaker 1: with you and your phone and your iPads. You know,

738
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 1: it takes a lot of work to keep up with you.

739
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,400
Speaker 1: You know that. You know I was just listing to

740
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 1: you guys that I'm thinking, what the hell are they

741
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 1: talking about? You know, because I'm assult as your mothers

742
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 1: and fathers here, and I'm learning pretty good. Except sorry,

743
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 1: doesn't understand me. It's sip because my finger is a

744
00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 1: two fat and I don't know where the letters up.

745
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 1: So when I'm talking, then Alex and Albert's come in

746
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:15,399
Speaker 1: and they stack called blah blah blah blah blah blah

747
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 1: blah behind me and then hit send. Yeah. Well, we

748
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 1: love you, uncle Johnny. But I'm just telling you right

749
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 1: now you need to stop down everyone once in moile

750
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 1: and thank us for all the work we do to

751
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 1: keep all your passwords updated. I mean, because it's just

752
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:29,759
Speaker 1: a mess. Day. Joe Day helped me so much. It's

753
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 1: like Alex has to come out and say everything goes

754
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 1: Oh god takes hours. All right, Uncle Johnny, we love you.

755
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 1: We got a roll. Okay, all right, love you guys.

756
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 1: As we get into the three things you need to

757
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 1: know today, the text message is my mom has over

758
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,480
Speaker 1: two thousand friends on Facebook, but she thought the suggestions

759
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 1: were people asking to be her friend, so now she's

760
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 1: friends with the alto suggested to her. My mom calls

761
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 1: me FaceTime all the time, by mistake, just has her

762
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 1: phone by her ear, so I'm looking at her ear

763
00:39:56,320 --> 00:40:05,920
Speaker 1: my mom. My dad tells me it's him every time

764
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 1: he comments on my Facebook that the death dual. I

765
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 1: don't know the three things you need to know right now, Gandhi,

766
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:14,479
Speaker 1: what's going on? Oh my gosh. Well, I'm a little

767
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,960
Speaker 1: bit concerned because there has been an outbreak of measles

768
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 1: in Oakland County, Michigan. As of last night, they say

769
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,359
Speaker 1: there were eighteen confirmed cases. So a bunch of people

770
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 1: are rushing to get vaccines and now they're worried they're

771
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:24,960
Speaker 1: going to run out of the vaccine. So if you're

772
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 1: in that area, just be a little careful. I don't

773
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 1: know if you guys heard about baby Birth the goat.

774
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 1: He broke out from a facility and was running around

775
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 1: the streets of New York chasing pedestrians. Oh cool, Yeah,

776
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:37,799
Speaker 1: it was near the Bronx Zoo. Now the zoo saying

777
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,799
Speaker 1: it wasn't our goat. We don't know where he came from.

778
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,840
Speaker 1: Terms of goat just appears, Apparently it did just appear.

779
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 1: And now they're saying the whole h he's been sent

780
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 1: to a farm sanctuary to live out the rest of

781
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 1: his days. And I really hope it's a farm sanctuary. Yeah,

782
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 1: we're eating cabrito for yes, we are. Baby birth the

783
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:55,239
Speaker 1: goats just chasing people down the street. And yesterday we

784
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 1: talked about Apple having a little conference about things that

785
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:00,920
Speaker 1: were going on, and they announced it exactly what we thought.

786
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:03,920
Speaker 1: They're releasing their own credit card and a streaming service,

787
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 1: so they have a lot of new content on the way.

788
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,280
Speaker 1: And the credit card is supposed to be pretty interesting

789
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 1: without any CV codes or numbers on it. It's just

790
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 1: got a link to all of your information. And I

791
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:15,839
Speaker 1: don't see what could possibly go wrong there, but they're

792
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 1: excited about it. Froggy is too frog. You will get

793
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,239
Speaker 1: it all right. A one thousand dollars free money phone

794
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:24,280
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795
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:28,600
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798
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:41,239
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799
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,960
Speaker 1: smell like onions, scary smell yesterday. Oh no, what's going

800
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 1: around the room? I think I robbed off on you?

801
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 1: Are we on? Oh? I didn't know we were on.

802
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 1: I'm sitting here sniffing my own arm. Hey, welcome to

803
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 1: the day. It is a free money phone tap worth

804
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:58,359
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars thanks to our friends at Bling two.

805
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:01,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Now here's why I think they're fabulous because

806
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:05,319
Speaker 1: they have all sorts of um well, they have like

807
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:09,359
Speaker 1: swim goggles, novelty swim goggles, and as we prepare for

808
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 1: our trip to Puerto Rico, we'll need some of these. Yeah. Great.

809
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 1: You know a lot about Bling Too, right, They are

810
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:19,440
Speaker 1: all blinged out, hence the name bling two. Oh so

811
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:22,239
Speaker 1: every single pair of goggles, I mean, every kid wants them.

812
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:24,840
Speaker 1: They've got all different designs on them. They're so cool.

813
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,919
Speaker 1: They've taken the average goggle and they've like given each

814
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:33,399
Speaker 1: goggle a design. I want the cat goggles. Yeah, that's

815
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:38,240
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, and also that the shark dinosaur goggles. Yes. Anyway,

816
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 1: so they have a new fun line of kickboards and snorkels.

817
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:45,880
Speaker 1: The kids are gonna love. Yes, but I see you

818
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 1: know what, why only the kids? How can my kids

819
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:50,760
Speaker 1: use them too? Can you take them to swim practice,

820
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 1: to beach or with us to Puerto Rico? Bling Too

821
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:57,319
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822
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:59,279
Speaker 1: you're about to win a thousand dollars for the free money.

823
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,719
Speaker 1: Phone tap has been doing a ton of great things

824
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 1: this way. Uber has been doing a ton of great things. Yeah,

825
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 1: great company, about you, but want to remind you of Elvis.

826
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:12,440
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran the Elvis Durant. Phone tap, all right, Garrett,

827
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 1: phone tap? So AJ wants to phone tap his mom. Now.

828
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,399
Speaker 1: AJ's out on spring break because it is spring break

829
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 1: season and thought now would be the perfect time to

830
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 1: mess with mom. Mom was gracious enough to pay for

831
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:25,760
Speaker 1: spring break, so we're gonna call up mom from the hotel.

832
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 1: AJ got into some trouble. Not a good idea, I

833
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,840
Speaker 1: will be the arms always worry when their kids are

834
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 1: at spring break and you're playing on that, arn't you.

835
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Speaker 1: All right, let's see what Garrett's phone taps all about. Hello, hey, mom,

836
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Speaker 1: how are you doing. Let's be having a mo I

837
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:41,800
Speaker 1: need your help. And you know the hotel that I

838
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:46,239
Speaker 1: s that? Yeah? Uh, last night we went out for

839
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:49,240
Speaker 1: drinks and H kind of got a little bit too

840
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 1: drunk and not over a statue in the lobby. We

841
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 1: you mean you knocked over a statue and they have

842
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 1: me m detained? They have you detained? What do you

843
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 1: mean they have you detained for? What? For knocking over

844
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 1: the statue? Day that I paid for it? You paid

845
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 1: for it, so it's the problem. Wait did you just

846
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 1: say you paid for it? No? No, no, no, they

847
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:15,920
Speaker 1: want them to pay for it. Paid for it fifteen

848
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:18,920
Speaker 1: hundred dollars. I don't have that, Mom, Could you possibly

849
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:20,960
Speaker 1: send me another fifteen hundred? Do you want me to

850
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:25,240
Speaker 1: sing you fifteen hundred dollars? I just paid for the trip. Yeah,

851
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,600
Speaker 1: but I promise as soon as I get back home,

852
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:29,919
Speaker 1: I will pay for it. I swear to you, I'll

853
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:32,880
Speaker 1: give you back the money. No, no, no, paid for

854
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,960
Speaker 1: this trip and you want to get trunk And that's

855
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 1: stupid with your friends. You're sorry responsible, and you want

856
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,280
Speaker 1: me to come up with fifteen hundred dollars? Are you crazy?

857
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:42,840
Speaker 1: I can't even leave the place. They haven't even this

858
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:45,239
Speaker 1: room in the hotel. Well you should have thought about that.

859
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 1: What is she doing about? A bat? Who? Bat? That's

860
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:53,400
Speaker 1: the owner of the hotel. He's really pissed. Mom, I

861
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 1: plut on my phone. Now, Hello is this? I'm his mother?

862
00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:00,399
Speaker 1: Who is this? I own the resort and that your

863
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:04,799
Speaker 1: son decided to destroy last night. Okay, First of all,

864
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 1: he told me that it was just one thing that

865
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 1: he broke. You make it sound as if her rut

866
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 1: your whole hotel. We have a big problem going on

867
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,960
Speaker 1: here because I have Jonathan Taylor Thomas coming tomorrow and

868
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:21,919
Speaker 1: he knocked over our statue of the founding father, Al Barland. Okay, Matt,

869
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 1: I'm not paying for it. I don't have the money. Mom,

870
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:28,319
Speaker 1: listen your face, shut it up, Shut it up. Don't

871
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 1: you tell my son to shut up? Do you have

872
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,920
Speaker 1: the money to pay me? No? I don't. Can you

873
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 1: shut up too? You shut up? Two? You shut up?

874
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:37,799
Speaker 1: You back there, You shut your face. You don't talk

875
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 1: to my son like that. You don't tell don't tell

876
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 1: me to shut up. Okay, well you're gonna need together.

877
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 1: This is this. I have videotape of him humping it

878
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:48,360
Speaker 1: last night in the fountain. He was humping a statue.

879
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:54,839
Speaker 1: I wasn't humping the statue. I was showing. Shut up.

880
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: Don't just like that. Are you going to pay me? Yes?

881
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 1: Or no? Oh? No, then I'm going to have to

882
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 1: hold your son. Okay, I'm holding your son. Mom. What

883
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 1: the hell did you do? I don't even remember. Last

884
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:15,359
Speaker 1: night is all a blur. I gave you money. Now,

885
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 1: where is that the money? I spend it? Spent it?

886
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 1: I got a tattoo, a nice school tattoo. Money I

887
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:27,920
Speaker 1: gave you, you spend it on a tattoo. You got tattoos?

888
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 1: And I said, you know what. I love Jessica and

889
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 1: I wait a minute, hold it Jessica. You got a

890
00:46:33,719 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 1: tattoo with Jessica Mordy, Yeah on my neck? Stood, you

891
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 1: have different day you got with Jessica. Don't come home. Hey, Tanya,

892
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 1: my name is Gareth and Elvis drain in the morning

893
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 1: show and you just got phone tapped by your son.

894
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:55,359
Speaker 1: I got shone tapped. Mom, don't worried. Are you still

895
00:46:55,400 --> 00:47:01,960
Speaker 1: in cattoo? Though? Is a ridiculous spending money playing from

896
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:08,400
Speaker 1: cat whom you shut up? No, shut up, jet up,

897
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:12,719
Speaker 1: you shut up? I love shut up fights. Wow. Mom

898
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 1: was very pissed off. Thank you, Garrett. You're oh thanks

899
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:17,360
Speaker 1: for pissing off another mom. We call collets. Do they

900
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 1: still do that? Oh my god. If you have an

901
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:20,880
Speaker 1: idea for a phone tap, let us know, go to

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durand dot com and click on the phone tap

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904
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905
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912
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Speaker 1: little adventure, an experience. Have you opened the quip I

913
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 1: gave you? I have, yes, and I like that. It

914
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Speaker 1: tells me when I need to move things around. It's

915
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 1: true as I fall asleep brushing my teeth. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

916
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 1: I know. It's Look, you're on autopodit when you're getting

917
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 1: ready for work or school in the morning. Yeah, so

918
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Speaker 1: you just do everything and you just get it done.

919
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Speaker 1: It's it's so mechanical, but with quip, you actually you're

920
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921
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,120
Speaker 1: the dentists say, we're not spending two minutes on our

922
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:20,560
Speaker 1: teeth every day. We should be spending two minutes. So

923
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Speaker 1: on your QUIP toothbrush, there's a little tim around there.

924
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 1: It vibrates and it goes and it does like a

925
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:27,919
Speaker 1: little double vibrate when it's time to move to another

926
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927
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928
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929
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Speaker 1: They also have this great mount you mounted in the mirror.

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Speaker 1: It plus just like the stainless steel looking cool futuristic.

931
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's fancy. Yeah. The Quip is just amazing.

932
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Speaker 1: The Quip I just call it Quip. And here's what

933
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936
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937
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 1: I mean you know the bristles, Yeah, because you need

938
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 1: to change those out two. You can't use the same

939
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 1: bristles all the time. Quip is going to change the

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941
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942
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943
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Speaker 1: morning shows free money phone tat Hello John, Hey Elvis.

944
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Speaker 1: How are you doing well? Man? What are you? What

945
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:34,319
Speaker 1: are you doing today? What's it all about? Oh? Down

946
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:38,959
Speaker 1: like that on a road without a map. That's pretty cool.

947
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 1: All right, Well, John, I will tell you one thing

948
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:43,400
Speaker 1: that's definitely for sure. You just want a thousand dollars. Wow,

949
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:46,040
Speaker 1: that's incredible. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Yeah, it's

950
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Speaker 1: a thousand dollars cash gift card. Spend it anywhere you want.

951
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952
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953
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Speaker 1: even wait till you swim? Just wear them around town,

954
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955
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Speaker 1: hope they come with a I said, when we go

956
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Speaker 1: to Puerto Rico. That's gonna be on. We are going

957
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 1: to Puerto Rico, right chance, We're going all right? Thank you,

958
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 1: thank you for listening to us. John, have fun with

959
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,879
Speaker 1: all that money. Thank you very much. Elvi hold on,

960
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:13,399
Speaker 1: don nice guy. Another chance to win a thousand dollars

961
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Speaker 1: with a free money phone tap thanks to Blame two Tomorrow.

962
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:21,799
Speaker 1: Where's Dominic? I got an interesting text from you, Dominic, Hey, Dominic, Hey,

963
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 1: how are you doing all this? We're doing okay? It said, Hey,

964
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:26,839
Speaker 1: did I win? Did I text? Did I win? When

965
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 1: I texted in? Is that what he said? Am I text?

966
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 1: Or one hundred? And I'm like are we? So I

967
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 1: had to ask are we doing a contest with text?

968
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 1: And I was told no, we're not doing what And

969
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 1: so Brodie, would you say to him? I wrote back,

970
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:41,360
Speaker 1: that's not a thing, and he wrote back, please let

971
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 1: it be a thing. I needed to be a thing.

972
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:45,840
Speaker 1: I need to win. Please let a thing. So you

973
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:49,160
Speaker 1: just feel like winning today? You want to win something? Well, yeah,

974
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:50,799
Speaker 1: well it's the only one I can ever get through.

975
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 1: So I think you don't let me shoot a text

976
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:54,919
Speaker 1: and see if they respond. And we did. But look,

977
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 1: you got through. Don't if it won anything. But you

978
00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:00,120
Speaker 1: know we're talking to you, see it. Look you got

979
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 1: to keep in mind with what we do for a living.

980
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:05,240
Speaker 1: We're here on this end and you're listening. You're listening

981
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:07,399
Speaker 1: out with most people who are getting ready for work

982
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 1: and whatever. And so I can't imagine trying to win

983
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 1: something from someone because we just don't understand that. Yeah,

984
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:15,719
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, because we give it, we

985
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 1: we give, we don't get right. So what's it like

986
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 1: to like win? Have you ever won anything before? Dominic?

987
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:28,399
Speaker 1: I'm a winner. I just talked to you. I like that.

988
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:31,520
Speaker 1: I wonder what I do, wonder what it feels like

989
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:33,799
Speaker 1: Dominic to be the one hundredth text or the one

990
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 1: hundredth caller and actually win something. That's got to make

991
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 1: you feel like like a winner. I've never won anything.

992
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 1: I wish. What'd you say? Let's make it a thing.

993
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:49,719
Speaker 1: What can we do? Well? No, but wait, Dominic, if

994
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:52,759
Speaker 1: I just give you something that's not really winning, you

995
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 1: just got it. You know, in order to win, you

996
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 1: have to be caller one hundred or you have to

997
00:51:58,719 --> 00:52:02,080
Speaker 1: answer a question correct. Wow. Oh, we'll just ask him

998
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:04,239
Speaker 1: a question. Do we have like a question? Give him?

999
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:06,719
Speaker 1: Give me some music? Scary? Okay, let's make this an

1000
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:08,840
Speaker 1: official contest. Yeah, you want it to be like a

1001
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:10,880
Speaker 1: difficult question and an easy one. But I don't know

1002
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:14,160
Speaker 1: spell my name? What great? T Okay? Well, there's a

1003
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:15,759
Speaker 1: question that I always do at a lot of my

1004
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 1: radio appearances that I do it stumps everybody. Welcome to

1005
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:22,400
Speaker 1: stump Dominics. It's an opportunity for him. Who are you?

1006
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:25,759
Speaker 1: Who is this guy at the door? Come here? Who

1007
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 1: are you get in here? Oh? He's our photographer. There

1008
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:33,040
Speaker 1: he is. I'm like, oh my god, take our picture here.

1009
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:40,080
Speaker 1: I'll smile. All right, So you're officially about to win

1010
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:43,719
Speaker 1: something dominic. Alright, let's do it, all right, Okay, what's

1011
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:46,840
Speaker 1: your question for dominic? Okay, so dominant, get ready to

1012
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 1: think you now here, Here we go. There are fifty

1013
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:52,920
Speaker 1: states in the whole country, but there's only one state

1014
00:52:53,360 --> 00:53:02,200
Speaker 1: that ends in the letter K. Which state is that? Really? Well?

1015
00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:07,800
Speaker 1: I mean it's an easy one. There's only one. There's

1016
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:11,360
Speaker 1: fifty states, he's only one ends in the letter K.

1017
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:16,000
Speaker 1: Most people don't really Yeah, it's okay, Well I do

1018
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:22,320
Speaker 1: it all the time. All right, Yeah, it's not Denmark.

1019
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:26,360
Speaker 1: Denmark's exactly. People say that all the time. Come on,

1020
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:31,640
Speaker 1: ding dong. Al right, well, it's also the name of

1021
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:36,719
Speaker 1: the answer would be the state of New York, right,

1022
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:47,120
Speaker 1: New York idiot? Alright, I'm another question. Here we go.

1023
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:51,480
Speaker 1: Oh no, no no, wrong, But whe's the where's the question here? Okay,

1024
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:58,400
Speaker 1: here we go. Here's the question. Who is Miley Cyrus

1025
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:07,960
Speaker 1: married to? I don't know? A pop culture com Okay,

1026
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:12,040
Speaker 1: well I'm gonna you know, Dominic, we're not leaving. Were

1027
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:13,880
Speaker 1: you trying to help? You? Don but you know, come on,

1028
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:16,480
Speaker 1: I got another one for you. Okay, okayven, another one

1029
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:20,120
Speaker 1: for what's the heels of your Miley Cyrus. What is

1030
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:30,919
Speaker 1: Miley Cyrus is alias Hally Montana. You know what, We're

1031
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:34,359
Speaker 1: not giving up on you yet, now we're not. We're

1032
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:39,840
Speaker 1: not very supportive. Uh you mean you have another one? Um?

1033
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:44,319
Speaker 1: I don't. Here we go finish this movie title to

1034
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:55,640
Speaker 1: all the boys I've love, beat it to all the

1035
00:54:55,680 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 1: boys I've loved before. Okay, um? Wait, hold on, no,

1036
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:09,200
Speaker 1: no, no no, no no, We're not giving up on you. No. Uh?

1037
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:23,320
Speaker 1: Which came first? Twitter? Instagram or tender? That's good Twitter? Yes,

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Speaker 1: this is fabulous and see you worked for it. You

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Speaker 1: won fair and square. Yeah. What do we have for dominics? Gary?

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Speaker 1: Oh it's a good looking tight Finnell was the Ram

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Speaker 1: the Morning Show t shirt. By the way, you also

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Speaker 1: won another contest, the most wrong Answers ever, Dominic. We

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Speaker 1: love you man. A shirt's on the way. You see.

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Speaker 1: It feels good to be a winner, doesn't it? It does? It? Does?

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Speaker 1: I appreciate it. There you go, man, have a great day.

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Speaker 1: Hold on one second, ladies and gentlemen, I give you Dominic,

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Speaker 1: the winner, surprised he thought he was texting in for

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Speaker 1: a contest. That didn't sense. All right, there you go.

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Speaker 1: I feel that's better now. Dumb. All right, there you go.

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Speaker 1: Topics from the mind of Great Tea, the frat boy,

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Speaker 1: and mine. Only actually I heard differently. I heard the

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Speaker 1: questions we're using today are all from Scary. What is that? Not? Really?

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00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:27,680
Speaker 1: Great Tea calls me in the office and he goes, hey, man,

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Speaker 1: give me your favorite topics, and he starts jotting them

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Speaker 1: down and next thing I know, they're all typed up

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Speaker 1: and they're written as Great Tea's topic training. All right, well,

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Speaker 1: scary topic trend. Great Tea is hosting Scary's topic Train's

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Speaker 1: not exactly, that's sort of how it happened. So these

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Speaker 1: are all topics from the mind of Scary and scares.

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Speaker 1: Scari's only do you fell for it? When I asked him,

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Speaker 1: I said, hey, what do you got from me? Okay, Scary?

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Speaker 1: First topic, Gregory is dog tricks. So, Elvis, did you

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00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:06,080
Speaker 1: know that my neighbor that my neighbor's dog when it

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00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:09,120
Speaker 1: goes out to pee, if the owner says pe the

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Speaker 1: dog takes a bow, it does a crazy trick. So

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Speaker 1: I want to know what weird trick does your dog do? No?

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00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:21,080
Speaker 1: Is it scariess neighbor or your neighbors a dog? Peas,

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Speaker 1: and it takes about to tell us your fun dog trick.

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Speaker 1: One eight hundred two four two zero one hundred. Next

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Speaker 1: on Scary's topic, tray list drinking phrases. So, Elvis, we

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Speaker 1: all know beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer,

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Speaker 1: you're in the clear. Or whiskey is risky, but it

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00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:46,600
Speaker 1: makes the girls frisky. So what are other weird liquor

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00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 1: sayings that you and your friends have? All right? Liquor

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00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:52,919
Speaker 1: saying all right, well I changed a little bit, okay.

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Speaker 1: One eight hundred two four two zero one hundred. No,

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Speaker 1: it must pretaine your liquor all right. Next topic from Scary,

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Speaker 1: awkward class trips, Elvis, When I was a kid in

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00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:06,520
Speaker 1: grammar school, we went on class trips, and some of

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Speaker 1: us we remember a class trip like going to the

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00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:12,320
Speaker 1: recycling plant or going to a rock quarry. Some people

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Speaker 1: remember a class to an old gym. I'm sorry, an

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00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:19,200
Speaker 1: old jail. What what class trip did you can? Want?

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00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:21,760
Speaker 1: You not read Scary's writing, Yeah, kid, that's the problem.

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00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:24,000
Speaker 1: I forget how it was an awkward class trip your

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00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:25,720
Speaker 1: class went on it? We went to a meat processing

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00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:28,840
Speaker 1: processing plant, and I went home and all my shoelaces

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00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:32,360
Speaker 1: were bloody. By the way, when you when you type

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Speaker 1: down the word grammar, you misspelled it, all right? Ron

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Speaker 1: eight hundred two two zero one hundred, awkward class trips,

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Speaker 1: and finally talking to myself. Well, this one I remember

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00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 1: because this one was for me. So recently I've been

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00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:47,040
Speaker 1: talking to myself full conversations that I want to know, Elvis,

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Speaker 1: Am I spiraling out of control? Or is this normal?

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00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:53,040
Speaker 1: Are more of you having conversations by yourself? I think

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00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:56,720
Speaker 1: it's normal to have conversations with yourself all the time.

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00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:59,600
Speaker 1: Never be ashamed of that, Danielle. So what conversation are

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00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:01,800
Speaker 1: you having it yourself? All right? Well, in the shower

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Speaker 1: a lot. Yeah, I talk to me in the shower too, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right. One eight hundred two four two zero one hundred,

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Speaker 1: talking to myself, awkward class trips, drinking phrases and dog tricks.

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Speaker 1: O Scary's topic train, all right, Danielle, Yeah, let's go.

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00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:18,440
Speaker 1: So Tone Looke ended up in handcuffs at a Texas airport.

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00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:21,520
Speaker 1: Why he confronted a family because their son was wearing

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00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:25,880
Speaker 1: a Confederate flag hat. He wasn't arrested. Everybody decided to

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Speaker 1: let it go. And move on. So people need to

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Speaker 1: have their not fight about things. We just need to

1108
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Speaker 1: go up. We just need to not fight about things,

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00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:35,880
Speaker 1: you know, just just be nice to each other. That's

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Speaker 1: that's what needs to happen. Do you remember when we

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00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:39,720
Speaker 1: were around Tone look about so long ago, and he

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Speaker 1: just started like smoking weed right in the restaurant. We're

1113
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:47,560
Speaker 1: in the middle of Hooters. He starts smoking a bone. Wow.

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Speaker 1: You know, if you're going to see Avengers End Game,

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Speaker 1: I'm just telling you now, you need to pee. You

1116
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:54,960
Speaker 1: need to make sure you have your snacks ready because

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00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:59,320
Speaker 1: it's three hours long. This movie is. Yeah, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be a long one. It's gonna be worth it, but

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be a long one. Carny b is getting

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Speaker 1: a lot of heat because she admitted to doing something

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01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:09,400
Speaker 1: that she probably shouldn't admitted to doing. She was talking

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Speaker 1: about how when she was up and coming, she would

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Speaker 1: take guys that she met in the strip club back

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Speaker 1: to her hotel room. She would drug them, and then

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Speaker 1: she would rob them. Uh yeah, one, not a good

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Speaker 1: idea to do that in the first place, but also

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01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:23,760
Speaker 1: not a good idea to go ahead and admit that

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Speaker 1: to the world at this point, you know not. If

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Speaker 1: you go to my Twitter today, I've got a lot

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Speaker 1: of cool things for you. First of all, Kristen Bell

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01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:37,479
Speaker 1: recorded a song her daughter wrote about farts and it's

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01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:40,200
Speaker 1: so funny. So go to my Twitter at Daniel Monaro

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Speaker 1: and I will link you to the story. So Blue Ivy,

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Speaker 1: Beyonce's little one is now telling corny jokes. You gotta

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Speaker 1: check that out. We have that for you at Elvis

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Speaker 1: Duran dot com and more. Justin Bieber News. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if you were checking out his instagram lately, but

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Speaker 1: people have been asking him for new music and he

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01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:02,280
Speaker 1: says it's not gonna happen anytime soon, that he's taking

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01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 1: time for himself, that he wants to make sure he's

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01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:06,960
Speaker 1: going to be a good husband, a good dad. Um.

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01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:11,160
Speaker 1: He wants to just really focus on becoming healthy. And

1143
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:13,600
Speaker 1: he said eventually he promises he will come back with

1144
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:16,240
Speaker 1: a kick ass album. But he really did put this

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01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:18,560
Speaker 1: on his Instagram. Um, and he is going through a

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01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:20,800
Speaker 1: lot right now, so give him a little bit of time.

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01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:23,760
Speaker 1: Tonight on television, Ellen's Game of Games, You've got a

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Speaker 1: little Temptation Island. Is anybody watching Temptation Islands? Yeah? No,

1149
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:30,240
Speaker 1: but t is so that means they'll be canceled next week.

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01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:34,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, great tea. He's the kiss of death

1151
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:38,600
Speaker 1: for new show. This is Us Roswell on tonight. The

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01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:41,360
Speaker 1: Rookie and cis New Orleans is on tonight. And of

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01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:43,480
Speaker 1: course you can always go over to Netflix, because we're

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01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 1: all watching a million thousand things like ships creak over

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01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:49,280
Speaker 1: there on Netflix. All right, thank you, Danielle The Morning

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Speaker 1: Show's official Twitter accounts with us. Elvis durantowt Elvis Duran

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Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. It's Elvis Duran. Saving money with

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Speaker 1: app and save group on scar train. They got Scary,

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Speaker 1: came in, Great Tea, wouldn't have a topic. All you

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Speaker 1: guys want to do is tear me down. That's what

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Speaker 1: I want to do. You admitted you took these questions

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Speaker 1: from Scary. You're admitting it. No one's tearing you down.

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Speaker 1: That day was probe him a little bit like what's

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Speaker 1: going on in his brain? And then I translated to

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Speaker 1: the top of train. Hello, Kia, how are you Kara? Kira?

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01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:48,920
Speaker 1: Is it character? Hi Kira, Welcome to Scary's Topic Train,

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Speaker 1: host hosted by Yeah You're getting some credit? All right?

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Speaker 1: Which of Scary? Oh? My gosh, are we exhaling into

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Speaker 1: a phone? I'm walking into the class build. Oh I know.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you're you're spending your last three moments with us.

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Speaker 1: I love it. Now. Which of Scary's topics are you

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Speaker 1: calling about? I'm calling about talking to myself? Which Before

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Speaker 1: I start, I just want to say I love you guys.

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Speaker 1: I've been looking to this show because I was like

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Speaker 1: eight probably. I mean, it's been a very long time

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Speaker 1: with my mom. So not only have you been listening

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01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:20,920
Speaker 1: to our show, but you've been talking to yourself all

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01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:23,760
Speaker 1: these years as well. Yeah, what kind of conversations are

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01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:27,360
Speaker 1: you having with yourself? Well, it actually started a few

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01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:30,080
Speaker 1: months ago because I started working at a bank and

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01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:32,240
Speaker 1: they have me tucked away in the basement with all

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01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:35,400
Speaker 1: the physical files from the loans. So it started out

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Speaker 1: of me just repeating the numbers to myself. So I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't forget the files, and it just kind of took

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Speaker 1: over my life. Yeah. So now you're down there in

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Speaker 1: the basement talking to yourself downstairs. Well, here's the problem

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Speaker 1: with talking to yourself. Sometimes people walk in and hear

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Speaker 1: you and they're like, who are you talking to? Ye? Well,

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Speaker 1: it's awful because I have earboats in all the time,

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Speaker 1: so I don't know when people come downstairs, so they

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Speaker 1: could think of having a conversation with them. But I'm

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Speaker 1: talking to myself. Don't we all agree we talk to

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Speaker 1: ourselves from time to time. I talk to myself the

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Speaker 1: most in the grocery store when I can't find something

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Speaker 1: and I'm just like, they don't have this freaking thing, like, hi,

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Speaker 1: am I missing? Where the hell is it I took out?

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01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:17,320
Speaker 1: I want to walked by to go pardon me? Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Here's the only problem with talking to yourself is sometimes

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Speaker 1: no one listens. Right all right here, thanks for listening.

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Speaker 1: To go to class and have a great day. Hello Krista, Hello,

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Scary's Topic Train, hosted by Great Tea. Which

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Speaker 1: of Scary's topics are you calling about? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe them who've been talking to you. It's

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01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:38,720
Speaker 1: it's an honor to have you here. Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling about a crazy trick my dog can do.

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Speaker 1: What does it do? All right? So when we got him,

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Speaker 1: he's still puppy. But when we first got him, um,

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Speaker 1: we taught him to take a beer to daddy. So

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Speaker 1: he takes a beer can and carries it over to

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Speaker 1: my boyfriend and hands it right to him, right from

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Speaker 1: his mouth to his hands. It's awesome. It's like having

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Speaker 1: your very own bark tender than all right, Thank you

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Speaker 1: very much. And Max is too little. He can't hold

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Speaker 1: a beer. He could bring like a shot of tequila.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to us. Christa, Hello, Josh, Welcome

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Speaker 1: to Scary's Topic Trade, hosted by Greg t Hey. How

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Speaker 1: the going doing okay? Which one of the topics that

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Speaker 1: Scary came up with are you calling about? Thanks Josh.

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Speaker 1: The awkward classroom? Uh? Awkward class trip here? Did you

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Speaker 1: guys go? Did you get anything out of it? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Well I got scarred for life. I would say I've

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Speaker 1: never forgot it. We went to a funeral home, oh no,

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Speaker 1: and yes, in middle school and they took us through

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Speaker 1: the casket area and then down into the basement to

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Speaker 1: the embalming area. I guess to teach us what happens

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Speaker 1: when you die. I mean they even went as far

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Speaker 1: as to show you, you know, the little plastic things

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Speaker 1: that they put inside the eyelids to keep your eyes

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Speaker 1: from opening, keep your mouth shut. Did you see any

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Speaker 1: bodies there, any bodies down there? No, I don't think

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Speaker 1: there was. If there was, I didn't tell us. They're

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Speaker 1: in the fridge. I don't PISSI. It's a learning experience.

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Speaker 1: I get it. Well, you know, it's you know, the

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Speaker 1: seventh eighth grade. You think, oh cool, we'll get to

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Speaker 1: go to a funeral home. You know, maybe we'll see

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Speaker 1: a dead person. But you know, we didn't. And you know,

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Speaker 1: like I said, it's something I have never forgotten. You know,

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Speaker 1: and I'm thirty eight years old. You have it scarred

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Speaker 1: for life, all right, John, thank you very much. Funeral Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's a class trip. Hello, Susan, Welcome to great teas.

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01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:51,880
Speaker 1: I mean, scary's topic, right, what's going on? Um? I

1247
01:06:51,960 --> 01:06:55,000
Speaker 1: was going about the drinking, saying, oh okay, so yeah,

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01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:57,560
Speaker 1: so is your beer before liquor? Never been sicker? What

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01:06:57,640 --> 01:07:00,920
Speaker 1: are some of the drinking phrases? That you use. Now, well,

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01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:04,400
Speaker 1: a lot of us used one tequila to tequila three

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01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:09,760
Speaker 1: tequila floor floor. That's good, that's fun. Yeah. Yeah, I

1252
01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:12,360
Speaker 1: can't jump tequila myself. I cannot do it. Oh I

1253
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:14,160
Speaker 1: love it. I can't even smell it. I do love it.

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01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:16,080
Speaker 1: I don't really like a lot of older alcohol, but

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Speaker 1: I love tequila. Have you ever had liquor in the

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01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:21,720
Speaker 1: front and poker in the rear. It's a it's a

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01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:27,680
Speaker 1: Las Vegas choke. It really by that one. Come on, Danielle,

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Speaker 1: Good morning everybody. Well, good morning, daniel Welcome to Scary's

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01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:34,880
Speaker 1: topic train. Oh come on, Which of scary topics are

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01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:38,200
Speaker 1: you calling great tea about? So I am calling about

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01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:41,560
Speaker 1: talking to myself? Okay, now, so what kind of conversations

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01:07:41,560 --> 01:07:45,800
Speaker 1: are you having? Mostly if I'm talking to myself, it's

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01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:48,440
Speaker 1: because I know I need to have a difficult conversation

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01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:50,680
Speaker 1: with somebody at work or in my personal life, and

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01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:53,800
Speaker 1: I rehearse with myself. See, I think that's good rehearsing

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01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:56,720
Speaker 1: and practicing. Yeah, that's a lot, that's great. I do

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01:07:56,800 --> 01:08:01,080
Speaker 1: that in the shower with somebody. Yeah, frogie, you talk

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01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:02,960
Speaker 1: to yourself in the shower every day. Yeah, if I

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01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:05,040
Speaker 1: have an argument with somebody and I lose the argument.

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01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:07,560
Speaker 1: When I'm in the shower, I rehab the argument with

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01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:13,360
Speaker 1: better ways things I would have said. It's in rehearsal.

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01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:15,680
Speaker 1: I love to rehearse with myself when I know I

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01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:18,080
Speaker 1: have a big argument on the way. My husband does

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01:08:18,120 --> 01:08:20,000
Speaker 1: this every single day if he's got a big meeting

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01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:22,080
Speaker 1: coming up. I've caught him in the mirror talking to

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01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:23,800
Speaker 1: himself like a what are you doing? And he goes,

1277
01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:26,719
Speaker 1: you gotta pump yourself up and you have to talk yourself.

1278
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:29,080
Speaker 1: Don't say you know what you're gonna say. It's true. Yeah,

1279
01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:32,680
Speaker 1: gotten caught so many times and it's almost embarrassing. But

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01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:35,160
Speaker 1: I just feel with that. I talk to myself and

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01:08:35,160 --> 01:08:39,960
Speaker 1: make myself laugh sometimes. Yeah. Yeah, did you hear the

1282
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:42,639
Speaker 1: one about the We're like elmos, You're so funny. It's true,

1283
01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:45,080
Speaker 1: all right, Danielle, thanks for listening to us and scary.

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01:08:45,160 --> 01:08:47,559
Speaker 1: Thank you for the topic, train topics and my pleasure.

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01:08:47,720 --> 01:08:49,479
Speaker 1: You know a great tea. You produced them very well.

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01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:51,599
Speaker 1: I get it. You've taught me a lesson. I get

1287
01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:55,800
Speaker 1: it to work very well together. Chris da Stefano hilarious.

1288
01:08:56,280 --> 01:08:58,719
Speaker 1: He's coming in a few minutes, he's got some stupid

1289
01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:01,719
Speaker 1: questions for us. Bee, she watched the show on Comedy Central.

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01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:06,760
Speaker 1: You remember he was on Guy Code. Yeah, that's where

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01:09:06,760 --> 01:09:09,600
Speaker 1: I remember him from exactly. Yeah. Anyway, so you know,

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01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:11,760
Speaker 1: he's gonna talk about how, you know, the world of

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01:09:11,760 --> 01:09:14,120
Speaker 1: comedy and being being a comic. It's totally different than

1294
01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:16,800
Speaker 1: it used to be. It's all about you know, Instagram,

1295
01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:19,040
Speaker 1: it's all about social media. You put it out there,

1296
01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:21,280
Speaker 1: people respond to you much differently than they used to.

1297
01:09:21,560 --> 01:09:23,800
Speaker 1: So he is a comic for tomorrow, We're going to

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01:09:23,840 --> 01:09:25,320
Speaker 1: talk to him and just a couple of seconds around

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01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:28,479
Speaker 1: the room. What's going on, Danielle? So um, we are

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01:09:28,479 --> 01:09:31,719
Speaker 1: planning my son's birthday party for this weekend right. Well, actually,

1301
01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:35,080
Speaker 1: he's having his birthday party tomorrow. And it's so funny

1302
01:09:35,120 --> 01:09:38,680
Speaker 1: to listen to kids nowadays all they talk about is Fortnite.

1303
01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:40,960
Speaker 1: So he's having this party tomorrow and he's talking to

1304
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,080
Speaker 1: his friends about who he's going to pick first for

1305
01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:46,400
Speaker 1: his team for Fortnite, because you know, who's better at it.

1306
01:09:46,479 --> 01:09:49,080
Speaker 1: And none of the kids get insulted because they all

1307
01:09:49,120 --> 01:09:51,960
Speaker 1: will say, yes, this one's better than I am at it,

1308
01:09:52,040 --> 01:09:53,760
Speaker 1: this one's better than I am at it. It's all good.

1309
01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:58,760
Speaker 1: That's their whole life. Fortnite has become Why didn't I

1310
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:01,040
Speaker 1: come up with Fortnite? Why did I come up with

1311
01:10:01,120 --> 01:10:05,559
Speaker 1: something like this? Little take it? However, it's absolutely crazy.

1312
01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:08,600
Speaker 1: I cannot believe it. It's crazy. I'm sure you know

1313
01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:09,920
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. If you have, if you have

1314
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:11,920
Speaker 1: kids at home, or even adults. I was gonna say,

1315
01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:14,960
Speaker 1: my friends, yeah, adults play it. It causes controversy with

1316
01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:17,280
Speaker 1: their Roggy, what's up with you today? So last night

1317
01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:19,600
Speaker 1: my son had to make some booklet for chemistry and

1318
01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:22,679
Speaker 1: the positive gases and negative ions and all this stuff,

1319
01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:25,400
Speaker 1: and so he's doing it and I'm reading it, reading it.

1320
01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:27,880
Speaker 1: I don't have a clue what any of this stuff is.

1321
01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:30,160
Speaker 1: And I don't know if I just either didn't pay

1322
01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:32,479
Speaker 1: attention in school, if I didn't retain this stuff, if

1323
01:10:32,479 --> 01:10:35,880
Speaker 1: they're doing stuff we didn't do, like they're doing work

1324
01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:38,840
Speaker 1: that I do not understand. I cannot be the only

1325
01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:41,840
Speaker 1: person on planet Earth whose child is doing homework that

1326
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:43,680
Speaker 1: we just have no clue what it means. I have

1327
01:10:43,760 --> 01:10:47,800
Speaker 1: no idea. It's it's hieroglyphics, and when are you gonna

1328
01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:52,400
Speaker 1: use that? I wanted to ask him that last night, like,

1329
01:10:52,680 --> 01:10:54,599
Speaker 1: you're never going to use that. Yeah, you can't say

1330
01:10:54,640 --> 01:10:56,360
Speaker 1: that to them because that's not good. Pretty sure, Sam,

1331
01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:58,240
Speaker 1: what's up with you? So there's definitely someone out there

1332
01:10:58,240 --> 01:11:00,639
Speaker 1: listening who is holding their truth, and I want them

1333
01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:03,000
Speaker 1: to know that they are worthy of saying it. Um.

1334
01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:05,640
Speaker 1: Last year, I offended a friend accidentally and she let

1335
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:07,680
Speaker 1: it go because she knew it was a misunderstanding. But

1336
01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:09,680
Speaker 1: it hurt her and she finally let it out last

1337
01:11:09,720 --> 01:11:12,080
Speaker 1: week and we got to talk about it and we're closer,

1338
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:14,240
Speaker 1: and if anything, I met at her from not telling

1339
01:11:14,240 --> 01:11:17,240
Speaker 1: me sooner. Yeah, don't bite your truth for someone else.

1340
01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:19,680
Speaker 1: If you've got to say something to someone, have the conversation.

1341
01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:21,640
Speaker 1: You're worth it. Do it. Do It's top being so

1342
01:11:21,720 --> 01:11:26,000
Speaker 1: but hurt. But I'm done with but hurt people me too.

1343
01:11:26,439 --> 01:11:28,160
Speaker 1: What's up? Gandhi? Okay, I have a dilema. I need

1344
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:30,120
Speaker 1: you guys to help me out with it. I saw

1345
01:11:30,280 --> 01:11:32,880
Speaker 1: recently that a lot of the merch from Firefest is

1346
01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:35,000
Speaker 1: going up for sale, and I want a fire FESTI

1347
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:38,960
Speaker 1: hoodie so bid much. But well, there are different prices

1348
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:42,040
Speaker 1: for different things. But the problem is that all the

1349
01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:43,559
Speaker 1: money that they make from it is going to go

1350
01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:48,080
Speaker 1: to help Billy McFarland pay off his debt. Want well,

1351
01:11:48,120 --> 01:11:50,960
Speaker 1: then we need counterfeit fire festivals stuff. It went to charity,

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01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:54,000
Speaker 1: that's one thing. He's not a charity. So don't buy

1353
01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:57,240
Speaker 1: the hoodie, said, don't buy the hoodie. Okay, No, I'll

1354
01:11:57,240 --> 01:12:01,880
Speaker 1: just whine about it exactly. So Chris DiStefano, he's gonna

1355
01:12:01,880 --> 01:12:03,559
Speaker 1: be here in town at April twenty six at Wall

1356
01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:07,559
Speaker 1: Street Theater up in Norwalk, Connecticut. So but look, he's

1357
01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:10,200
Speaker 1: a he's a New Yorker, grew up listening to our show.

1358
01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:12,680
Speaker 1: We're so proud to have him here. Bring him on in.

1359
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:16,799
Speaker 1: They watch men. They are designed to watch men watching waiting.

1360
01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:19,720
Speaker 1: That's what they do. They make excellent NFL referees. I

1361
01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:22,360
Speaker 1: think if you had Puerto Rican girls refing the games,

1362
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:26,080
Speaker 1: you'd have zero misscalls the whole season because they see everything.

1363
01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:29,760
Speaker 1: What could you imagine they were the reps. They would

1364
01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:36,599
Speaker 1: be right there like, um, yeaut a bound? No yeah,

1365
01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:42,120
Speaker 1: I mean for real, you out of bounds. I don't

1366
01:12:42,160 --> 01:12:46,439
Speaker 1: need instant replay the he saw you step out of bound?

1367
01:12:46,640 --> 01:12:52,559
Speaker 1: So no, I mean I don't even know the rules.

1368
01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:57,400
Speaker 1: Just go home by the game. Christ Stephanoe, welcome to

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01:12:57,439 --> 01:12:59,680
Speaker 1: the show. There it is. Thank you. I didn't even

1370
01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:01,280
Speaker 1: I could barely hear that I have an ear infection

1371
01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:04,680
Speaker 1: just on the right ear. Well it's I don't know

1372
01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:06,439
Speaker 1: if it's infected anymore, but I definitely have flew it

1373
01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:09,479
Speaker 1: in the air. Turning this way though, help. So I'm

1374
01:13:09,479 --> 01:13:11,120
Speaker 1: happy I'm looking at you this way. He's draining my

1375
01:13:11,200 --> 01:13:14,320
Speaker 1: right ear. Thank you, Alvis, You're always on my good side.

1376
01:13:14,680 --> 01:13:16,919
Speaker 1: I love that you're draining your ear in our studio.

1377
01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:21,720
Speaker 1: Absolutely sign a strip. So Christastefano grew up listening to

1378
01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:23,720
Speaker 1: our show. I did. And you actually remember when we

1379
01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:26,599
Speaker 1: had Dane Cook on A thousand years A thousand years Yeah,

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01:13:26,600 --> 01:13:28,240
Speaker 1: I think I don't know when. It was maybe two

1381
01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:30,880
Speaker 1: thousand and eight, right, you said, yeah, so I and

1382
01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:32,920
Speaker 1: I was thinking about doing comedy. I started comedy in

1383
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:34,680
Speaker 1: like two thousand and ten. So I heard it in

1384
01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:36,680
Speaker 1: two thousand and eight, and I didn't, you know, get

1385
01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:38,200
Speaker 1: the courage to do it for another two years. But

1386
01:13:38,280 --> 01:13:40,400
Speaker 1: Dane Cook was on, and you guys always had had

1387
01:13:40,439 --> 01:13:43,479
Speaker 1: like actors, actresses, musicians, and I never heard a comedian on.

1388
01:13:43,640 --> 01:13:45,280
Speaker 1: And that's what I think about doing and I listened.

1389
01:13:45,280 --> 01:13:47,040
Speaker 1: I remember being stuck in traffic on my way to

1390
01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:49,600
Speaker 1: I was in physical therapy school at the time, and

1391
01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:51,240
Speaker 1: I was on traffic on Long Island. I was like,

1392
01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:52,800
Speaker 1: that's really what I want to do. Like I was like,

1393
01:13:52,840 --> 01:13:55,040
Speaker 1: could you imagine, like how what Dane's life is right now?

1394
01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:57,840
Speaker 1: He's doing comedies on with Elvis, Like it's awesome. I

1395
01:13:57,880 --> 01:14:00,320
Speaker 1: mean he was promoting like Madison Square Garden took the

1396
01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:02,320
Speaker 1: bus here. But I'm still like happy to be here,

1397
01:14:02,439 --> 01:14:05,120
Speaker 1: you know, I still feel like, in a way if

1398
01:14:05,120 --> 01:14:06,960
Speaker 1: this is like a goal of has always been like

1399
01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:08,800
Speaker 1: a goal of mine to be in here. So it's

1400
01:14:08,880 --> 01:14:10,559
Speaker 1: kind of really cool for me. Let me just jump

1401
01:14:10,560 --> 01:14:13,120
Speaker 1: over really cool for me here. I'm gonna jump right

1402
01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:15,760
Speaker 1: to the question, why are you currently locked out of Instagram?

1403
01:14:15,760 --> 01:14:18,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't know. I do you have

1404
01:14:18,160 --> 01:14:21,120
Speaker 1: an assumption that you do something you did? Can somebody

1405
01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:24,280
Speaker 1: help me? Because like three days ago my Instagram I

1406
01:14:24,320 --> 01:14:25,960
Speaker 1: was locked out and I said, you know, maybe I'm

1407
01:14:25,960 --> 01:14:28,559
Speaker 1: putting in the wrong password and then the password uh,

1408
01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:30,280
Speaker 1: you know they would they wouldn't send me the link

1409
01:14:30,320 --> 01:14:32,280
Speaker 1: to my email to retrieve the password. It just kept

1410
01:14:32,320 --> 01:14:34,720
Speaker 1: saying you have to contact Instagram, and there's no way

1411
01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:37,679
Speaker 1: to contact Instagram. There's nobody that picks up phones. I've

1412
01:14:37,760 --> 01:14:40,160
Speaker 1: emailed them. I mean, it's like your account is still

1413
01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:42,880
Speaker 1: on though, right, it's on, But I can't post anything

1414
01:14:42,920 --> 01:14:44,160
Speaker 1: like I would have been all over this. I would

1415
01:14:44,160 --> 01:14:45,679
Speaker 1: have been on stories. I would have been going nuts,

1416
01:14:45,720 --> 01:14:48,559
Speaker 1: filters Bunny years. I would have been. But I can

1417
01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:50,479
Speaker 1: do nothing. There you are? You know the last thing

1418
01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:54,000
Speaker 1: you posted was four days ago. Yes, I'm locked out.

1419
01:14:54,120 --> 01:14:56,240
Speaker 1: Would you do help? I don't know. I just welcome.

1420
01:14:56,479 --> 01:14:58,680
Speaker 1: I don't know what I did. Did you call Instagram

1421
01:14:58,680 --> 01:15:00,839
Speaker 1: and ask No, there's no way to get in contact

1422
01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:03,040
Speaker 1: with that there. You call them and it's just a

1423
01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:04,840
Speaker 1: robot voice that tells you to email, and then I

1424
01:15:04,920 --> 01:15:06,840
Speaker 1: email and the robot doesn't email me back. All right,

1425
01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:09,320
Speaker 1: all right, I don't know what to do. Help resources,

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01:15:09,360 --> 01:15:11,439
Speaker 1: We have resources oat where gro Kathleen? You can get

1427
01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:14,719
Speaker 1: him back on? Right, you can thank you. This is encouraging.

1428
01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:16,479
Speaker 1: You got Uncle Johnny back on. You can do that.

1429
01:15:17,040 --> 01:15:21,920
Speaker 1: What great tea? Yeah, Tony, Tony, we got to help. Okay, guy,

1430
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:24,920
Speaker 1: we gotta Instagram A guy named Tony. Oh, there we go,

1431
01:15:25,080 --> 01:15:30,559
Speaker 1: that's right up my Alley Tony scary. Can you imagine

1432
01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:32,680
Speaker 1: not being able to access your Instagram for like a

1433
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:35,600
Speaker 1: day or two? The hell out, I can't do it.

1434
01:15:35,720 --> 01:15:37,920
Speaker 1: My hand is shaking figuring it oout your Instagram. Yeah,

1435
01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:39,760
Speaker 1: but because the thing is, like, that's where my whole

1436
01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:41,840
Speaker 1: business is. Like I realized, like that's what I do,

1437
01:15:41,880 --> 01:15:43,840
Speaker 1: That's where I promote my stuff. That's where like I'm

1438
01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:46,720
Speaker 1: I'm connected to the people that like my comedy. There

1439
01:15:46,760 --> 01:15:49,439
Speaker 1: now I have nothing nobody cares about Twitter. Let's talk

1440
01:15:49,479 --> 01:15:50,800
Speaker 1: about that, by the way, if you're just turning us

1441
01:15:50,840 --> 01:15:54,439
Speaker 1: on christ Stephano's here. Uh. And we were talking earlier

1442
01:15:54,439 --> 01:15:56,120
Speaker 1: before you came in about how different it is to

1443
01:15:56,120 --> 01:15:58,240
Speaker 1: be a comic, to be a comedian, whatever you want

1444
01:15:58,240 --> 01:16:01,200
Speaker 1: to call you, Yeah, an artist. There you go today

1445
01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:04,320
Speaker 1: versus let's say two years ago. I mean, oh my god, yeah,

1446
01:16:04,439 --> 01:16:09,200
Speaker 1: rather than watching a whole special on Netflix, which we

1447
01:16:09,360 --> 01:16:12,320
Speaker 1: would be sure you also can cut up like different

1448
01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:16,320
Speaker 1: conversations and just jokes and pub yeah, individually right like nowadays?

1449
01:16:16,479 --> 01:16:19,240
Speaker 1: If my spec I mean, you know, with our society,

1450
01:16:19,320 --> 01:16:21,400
Speaker 1: like you know, everybody's attached to their phones. People don't

1451
01:16:21,400 --> 01:16:23,040
Speaker 1: want to sit down for an hour, but a minute

1452
01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:25,920
Speaker 1: clip of something like, let's take like Sebastian Maniscalco, who

1453
01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:27,960
Speaker 1: just sold out the Garden four shows in a row.

1454
01:16:28,200 --> 01:16:30,400
Speaker 1: You know, I'm a comedian. I've known about Sebastian for

1455
01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:33,080
Speaker 1: ten twelve years, but you know, most of the public

1456
01:16:33,080 --> 01:16:35,200
Speaker 1: found out about him about a year or two ago

1457
01:16:35,280 --> 01:16:37,080
Speaker 1: and they watched this special. But really what you saw

1458
01:16:37,120 --> 01:16:39,719
Speaker 1: as his one two minute Facebook clips of his special

1459
01:16:39,960 --> 01:16:41,920
Speaker 1: and then you're like, Okay, I'm invested in this guy.

1460
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:44,200
Speaker 1: I want to go see him. So nowadays it's like,

1461
01:16:44,479 --> 01:16:47,880
Speaker 1: I'd rather have uh, you know, one or two minute

1462
01:16:47,880 --> 01:16:50,439
Speaker 1: clips out there than my whole special, because that's how

1463
01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:51,880
Speaker 1: I'm going to get people to come out and see me.

1464
01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:53,760
Speaker 1: It's these these tight clips and then they invest in

1465
01:16:53,760 --> 01:16:55,080
Speaker 1: me and they're like, I'll go pay and see this

1466
01:16:55,120 --> 01:16:58,559
Speaker 1: guy live. So and also having like a podcast and

1467
01:16:58,640 --> 01:17:00,519
Speaker 1: doing stuff like that, I feel like we control our

1468
01:17:00,560 --> 01:17:04,360
Speaker 1: own destiny now as comedians and artists more than we did.

1469
01:17:04,439 --> 01:17:06,360
Speaker 1: You know, fifteen years ago. He let me geek out

1470
01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:07,920
Speaker 1: for just a say please. And now this may be

1471
01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:12,160
Speaker 1: the worst question ever in the history of interviewing a comedian. Yes, like,

1472
01:17:12,439 --> 01:17:15,600
Speaker 1: how do you write a joke when's this serious? Not

1473
01:17:15,600 --> 01:17:19,200
Speaker 1: really what's the Is there a science behind being funny? Um,

1474
01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:22,960
Speaker 1: we need some pill we can take. I think different

1475
01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:26,040
Speaker 1: comedians do have different things. Like there's a lot of

1476
01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:27,880
Speaker 1: comedians that they sit in coffee shops and they write

1477
01:17:27,920 --> 01:17:31,360
Speaker 1: every single day. I'm not that kind of comic. For me,

1478
01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:33,800
Speaker 1: it's like things happen in my life. Everything I say

1479
01:17:33,800 --> 01:17:36,280
Speaker 1: on stage it's like truthful. So like there's certain things

1480
01:17:36,280 --> 01:17:38,719
Speaker 1: that just happened where it's like I'm just gonna actually

1481
01:17:38,720 --> 01:17:40,840
Speaker 1: say that for like a week ago, like a new

1482
01:17:40,880 --> 01:17:43,200
Speaker 1: thing I'm doing on stage because it really happened. I

1483
01:17:43,240 --> 01:17:45,439
Speaker 1: was driving and my daughter was in the backseat. Have

1484
01:17:45,479 --> 01:17:49,360
Speaker 1: a three year old daughter, and she's she's half Puerto Rican,

1485
01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:51,760
Speaker 1: half Italian, but she's really like Puerto Rican, like she's

1486
01:17:51,840 --> 01:17:54,320
Speaker 1: very Latina. Her mom is very Latina. And I got

1487
01:17:54,320 --> 01:17:56,800
Speaker 1: that attitude. And we were driving and the window was

1488
01:17:56,840 --> 01:18:00,280
Speaker 1: down and she was like, um, daddy, I'm called, she said.

1489
01:18:00,320 --> 01:18:02,160
Speaker 1: She just and she like gesticulated with her little three

1490
01:18:02,240 --> 01:18:05,040
Speaker 1: year old hand. She was like, daddy, fat little baby fingers.

1491
01:18:05,240 --> 01:18:07,599
Speaker 1: She was like, daddy, Um, I'm called. So I put

1492
01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:10,360
Speaker 1: the window up and she was like, now I'm hot.

1493
01:18:11,040 --> 01:18:13,479
Speaker 1: So I put the window back down. She was like,

1494
01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:15,439
Speaker 1: I just told you. That makes me called. I was like,

1495
01:18:15,520 --> 01:18:16,560
Speaker 1: what do you want me to do? And she was

1496
01:18:16,600 --> 01:18:20,840
Speaker 1: like figure it out? And I was like what So

1497
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:22,800
Speaker 1: I just said that, Like I just go on stage,

1498
01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:25,960
Speaker 1: I just repeat that, you know, because something And that's

1499
01:18:25,960 --> 01:18:28,519
Speaker 1: how jokes work. Sometimes it's just like it's just something

1500
01:18:28,520 --> 01:18:30,160
Speaker 1: happened in life. You can just say it. Or sometimes

1501
01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:32,000
Speaker 1: you're like that was funny. Why was that funny? And

1502
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:33,599
Speaker 1: then you go on stage and you bomb with it.

1503
01:18:33,680 --> 01:18:35,960
Speaker 1: I think that's with with comedians. It's like people are

1504
01:18:36,240 --> 01:18:38,080
Speaker 1: want to start comedy like what if I bomb? I'm like,

1505
01:18:38,120 --> 01:18:40,519
Speaker 1: you better bomb. That's that's how you're gonna learn when

1506
01:18:40,520 --> 01:18:43,080
Speaker 1: you when you do well, you don't learn anything from that.

1507
01:18:43,120 --> 01:18:45,360
Speaker 1: But like when you're just sweating, I mean, when it's

1508
01:18:45,400 --> 01:18:47,880
Speaker 1: just like a five minute set feels like two hours,

1509
01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:52,000
Speaker 1: it's just like ugh. I mean, you appreciate those moments

1510
01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:54,280
Speaker 1: that you've been on stage where you no one responded

1511
01:18:54,320 --> 01:18:56,360
Speaker 1: to one damn thing. Oh yeah, I mean that's just

1512
01:18:56,600 --> 01:18:58,879
Speaker 1: like and that gives that gives people in the industry

1513
01:18:59,200 --> 01:19:01,960
Speaker 1: confidence that you'll that you'll be okay. Like for example,

1514
01:19:01,920 --> 01:19:03,360
Speaker 1: I did like the David Letterman, I did call me

1515
01:19:03,400 --> 01:19:07,240
Speaker 1: on David Letterman in like twenty thirteen, and I was

1516
01:19:07,240 --> 01:19:09,840
Speaker 1: working on my set for the bookers and they kept

1517
01:19:09,840 --> 01:19:11,920
Speaker 1: seeing it do well. The five Minutes was doing well,

1518
01:19:11,960 --> 01:19:14,000
Speaker 1: but they wouldn't book me. They just would not book me.

1519
01:19:14,120 --> 01:19:16,400
Speaker 1: They kept they would see and then leave, and then

1520
01:19:16,479 --> 01:19:18,360
Speaker 1: I would talk to my manager back, did or can

1521
01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:19,840
Speaker 1: I do the show? And they're like, I don't know that.

1522
01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:22,639
Speaker 1: They said not yet, and then they saw me one

1523
01:19:22,680 --> 01:19:24,680
Speaker 1: time do it and I bombed The five Minutes that

1524
01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:26,840
Speaker 1: just got zero. Was a tough crowd. I just wasn't on.

1525
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:28,840
Speaker 1: And then I got booked three days later to do

1526
01:19:28,880 --> 01:19:30,519
Speaker 1: the show. And when I got there, they were like,

1527
01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:33,040
Speaker 1: we just needed to make sure that you could bomb gracefully.

1528
01:19:33,240 --> 01:19:35,080
Speaker 1: We just needed to make sure that if something goes

1529
01:19:35,120 --> 01:19:37,920
Speaker 1: wrong live on the tone on the David Letterman Show,

1530
01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:40,040
Speaker 1: you're not going to freak out and not do the

1531
01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:42,840
Speaker 1: jokes we told you to do. You're gonna actually, uh,

1532
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:46,160
Speaker 1: you know, stick to the plan and do it. So, yeah,

1533
01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:48,439
Speaker 1: you know, it's crazy, you know what I just realized, Letterman.

1534
01:19:48,560 --> 01:19:51,680
Speaker 1: That's I met John Travolta on David Letterman. Yeah, he

1535
01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:54,880
Speaker 1: was the other guest and it was crazy, like he

1536
01:19:54,920 --> 01:19:57,880
Speaker 1: saw me and I was I was coming in. He

1537
01:19:58,000 --> 01:19:59,880
Speaker 1: really calmed me down because I was going on NEX

1538
01:20:00,240 --> 01:20:02,920
Speaker 1: and he was walking past me and he was like, oh,

1539
01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:04,519
Speaker 1: that's a nice suit and I was like, thank you.

1540
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:06,320
Speaker 1: And then he was like, he was like are you

1541
01:20:06,720 --> 01:20:08,160
Speaker 1: what are you doing? What are you doing on the show?

1542
01:20:08,160 --> 01:20:10,439
Speaker 1: I said, comedy. It's like my first time ever on TV.

1543
01:20:10,520 --> 01:20:12,479
Speaker 1: And he was like, well, you've already done it before.

1544
01:20:12,520 --> 01:20:14,160
Speaker 1: And I was like, what do you mean. He was like,

1545
01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:16,559
Speaker 1: you've done this, you've you've you've experienced it. Now you

1546
01:20:16,560 --> 01:20:18,600
Speaker 1: just have to go live out the moment. And I

1547
01:20:18,640 --> 01:20:20,000
Speaker 1: was like, what do you know, I haven't done it.

1548
01:20:20,040 --> 01:20:21,760
Speaker 1: I was like, I haven't done the show yet. I'm

1549
01:20:21,800 --> 01:20:24,400
Speaker 1: on next. And then and then he just he was

1550
01:20:24,439 --> 01:20:27,439
Speaker 1: like no, but all the preparation, all the months, he

1551
01:20:27,479 --> 01:20:29,040
Speaker 1: was like, I'm sure you had to go. I'm sure

1552
01:20:29,120 --> 01:20:32,120
Speaker 1: there's you had to be vetted through a big vetting process.

1553
01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:34,120
Speaker 1: So really the hard part is over. You just have

1554
01:20:34,160 --> 01:20:35,879
Speaker 1: to go live the experience. Now it's going to beautiful.

1555
01:20:35,920 --> 01:20:37,400
Speaker 1: And then he put his hand on my chest and

1556
01:20:37,520 --> 01:20:39,160
Speaker 1: like my heart was beating fast, and he was like,

1557
01:20:39,240 --> 01:20:43,080
Speaker 1: just relax. And then I felt so calm and comfortable,

1558
01:20:43,080 --> 01:20:44,679
Speaker 1: and then he said, he was like, I'm I want

1559
01:20:44,680 --> 01:20:47,240
Speaker 1: to watch every second of this. I want to I

1560
01:20:47,240 --> 01:20:49,840
Speaker 1: want to experience this with you. He was like, I

1561
01:20:49,880 --> 01:20:52,840
Speaker 1: just want to watch because this is a profound moment

1562
01:20:53,080 --> 01:20:54,400
Speaker 1: and I want and I want to be there to

1563
01:20:54,400 --> 01:20:55,720
Speaker 1: take this in with you. And I was with my

1564
01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:57,920
Speaker 1: ex girlfriend, you know, my girlfriend at the time, ex

1565
01:20:58,000 --> 01:21:01,599
Speaker 1: girlfriend now, and so they saw this, and then I did.

1566
01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:04,240
Speaker 1: I had like, literally like the best set I felt

1567
01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:06,880
Speaker 1: like I've ever had. I was so calm in the moment. Yeah,

1568
01:21:07,040 --> 01:21:08,960
Speaker 1: David Letterman was like, in my ear, it was a

1569
01:21:08,960 --> 01:21:12,200
Speaker 1: great set. Kid. I came back. John Travalta wasn't there.

1570
01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:14,439
Speaker 1: It was like, where where did you go? My girlfriend

1571
01:21:14,439 --> 01:21:18,599
Speaker 1: was like he left immediately as soon as as soon

1572
01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:20,960
Speaker 1: as you took that mike out of stand, he immediately

1573
01:21:21,080 --> 01:21:23,479
Speaker 1: left just you know, punched your mother in the face,

1574
01:21:23,560 --> 01:21:26,880
Speaker 1: just left just everything he was there. Though he was there,

1575
01:21:27,280 --> 01:21:32,840
Speaker 1: I feel up. Yeah, yeah, he definitely got a nipple grab.

1576
01:21:32,840 --> 01:21:34,800
Speaker 1: But I don't mind. It's Johnny t. Listen, I'm from

1577
01:21:34,840 --> 01:21:37,400
Speaker 1: day Ridge, Brooklyn, John Travalta, you know, Saturday night Fever

1578
01:21:37,520 --> 01:21:39,479
Speaker 1: bay Ridge. He can feel a nipple. I don't care.

1579
01:21:40,840 --> 01:21:43,960
Speaker 1: That's all for him. My favorite my favorite stories from

1580
01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:45,960
Speaker 1: you or anyone who's on stage making me laugh. It's

1581
01:21:45,960 --> 01:21:48,439
Speaker 1: just stories from your real life and not your life

1582
01:21:48,439 --> 01:21:50,920
Speaker 1: on the road as a comedian, but your life before that.

1583
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:53,320
Speaker 1: Maybe for instance, you used to be a physical therapist.

1584
01:21:53,400 --> 01:21:55,320
Speaker 1: I did with kids, yes, and I'm sure you had

1585
01:21:55,360 --> 01:21:58,639
Speaker 1: like a mountain oh yeah, well yeah, I mean being well,

1586
01:21:58,800 --> 01:22:01,160
Speaker 1: the thing is with even like being a physical therapist

1587
01:22:01,320 --> 01:22:03,639
Speaker 1: to begin with, Like my family, you know, like especially

1588
01:22:03,720 --> 01:22:05,439
Speaker 1: my dad. He's an old school guy from the Bronx,

1589
01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:07,920
Speaker 1: you know, just like kind of in and out of

1590
01:22:07,960 --> 01:22:10,000
Speaker 1: jail kind of guy, like one of those like knock around.

1591
01:22:10,040 --> 01:22:12,760
Speaker 1: Like my parents met at a walkathon. My mom was

1592
01:22:13,320 --> 01:22:16,400
Speaker 1: like raising money for like some great cause, walking the

1593
01:22:16,400 --> 01:22:18,080
Speaker 1: walking because my mom was just like a great person,

1594
01:22:18,320 --> 01:22:20,559
Speaker 1: and my dad was doing community service on the side

1595
01:22:20,560 --> 01:22:22,599
Speaker 1: of the walkathon. So like that's just how they met.

1596
01:22:22,640 --> 01:22:24,760
Speaker 1: My dad was like on prison work release with the

1597
01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:26,960
Speaker 1: garbage pickups, flirting with my mom, trying to pinch her.

1598
01:22:27,040 --> 01:22:29,880
Speaker 1: But my mom was like, you know, a college student.

1599
01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:31,400
Speaker 1: I was like, why did you have sex to that guy?

1600
01:22:31,600 --> 01:22:35,160
Speaker 1: You know? So you know, but I mean I'm here now,

1601
01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:37,559
Speaker 1: so but so my dad, even the whole concept of

1602
01:22:37,560 --> 01:22:39,519
Speaker 1: physical therapy, like you have to get a doctorate degree.

1603
01:22:39,520 --> 01:22:42,200
Speaker 1: It's like graduate school and even that, like my dad

1604
01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:44,000
Speaker 1: thought that was dumb. He's like, I don't understand. You

1605
01:22:44,040 --> 01:22:45,479
Speaker 1: go into college and now you're gonna go to like

1606
01:22:45,520 --> 01:22:48,639
Speaker 1: another college. It just seems stupid. It's like, no, Dad,

1607
01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:50,680
Speaker 1: it's a degree. Like my dad showed up to my

1608
01:22:50,720 --> 01:22:54,439
Speaker 1: college graduation. I'll never forget my doctorate graduation, graduate school

1609
01:22:54,479 --> 01:22:56,840
Speaker 1: and like a suit jacket with sweatpants with like a

1610
01:22:56,960 --> 01:22:59,840
Speaker 1: chain on that was like Jesus's actual heightened weight in gold.

1611
01:23:00,320 --> 01:23:02,760
Speaker 1: It's like, Yellen, that's my kid. Like everybody else is like,

1612
01:23:02,800 --> 01:23:05,320
Speaker 1: you know, we're getting doctorate degrees. It's like professional people

1613
01:23:05,400 --> 01:23:08,080
Speaker 1: from you know, nice homes. But my dad's just there

1614
01:23:08,360 --> 01:23:12,360
Speaker 1: with like a sandwich, probably probably gambling on how many

1615
01:23:12,400 --> 01:23:14,240
Speaker 1: steps I was going to take to get to diploma.

1616
01:23:14,280 --> 01:23:16,040
Speaker 1: I guarantee you put in some kind of weird bet

1617
01:23:16,120 --> 01:23:18,959
Speaker 1: like that bety takes eighteen steps to get that diploma.

1618
01:23:20,160 --> 01:23:22,320
Speaker 1: He gambled on my gender, my mother told me, gambled

1619
01:23:22,360 --> 01:23:23,920
Speaker 1: on my gender, like he had bet that I was

1620
01:23:23,920 --> 01:23:25,240
Speaker 1: going to be a girl with one of his friends

1621
01:23:25,280 --> 01:23:26,840
Speaker 1: and had to give up five. I mean, we're already

1622
01:23:26,880 --> 01:23:28,840
Speaker 1: struggling for money and at the time, my dad's give

1623
01:23:28,880 --> 01:23:31,240
Speaker 1: him my uncle five hundred bucks because he bet on vagina.

1624
01:23:31,280 --> 01:23:38,120
Speaker 1: But those those true stuff, that's just true things what

1625
01:23:38,320 --> 01:23:43,599
Speaker 1: you sayin every time. I was like, yeah, um, okay,

1626
01:23:43,680 --> 01:23:47,920
Speaker 1: so your show stupid questions, Yes, I mean I love

1627
01:23:47,920 --> 01:23:50,080
Speaker 1: how you you interview someone at a bar, like a

1628
01:23:50,200 --> 01:23:52,400
Speaker 1: nice really scene, or a restaurant or whatever. You just

1629
01:23:52,439 --> 01:23:54,600
Speaker 1: ask a question and something that's a simple question, you

1630
01:23:54,600 --> 01:23:56,360
Speaker 1: call him stupid. I don't think they're stupid, but it

1631
01:23:56,360 --> 01:23:58,920
Speaker 1: turns into like a meaningful conversation. Yeah. Well, I just

1632
01:23:58,960 --> 01:24:00,599
Speaker 1: wanted to do a show where it's like, you know, yeah,

1633
01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:03,200
Speaker 1: because I always like, I always like the type of

1634
01:24:03,200 --> 01:24:05,320
Speaker 1: comedy I was used to, like a comedian. I was like, Oh,

1635
01:24:05,360 --> 01:24:07,559
Speaker 1: this person feels like they're just I'm talking them at

1636
01:24:07,560 --> 01:24:09,400
Speaker 1: a bar. They're not saying this is my next show,

1637
01:24:09,479 --> 01:24:11,400
Speaker 1: that's my next choke. They're just talking and it's silly.

1638
01:24:11,640 --> 01:24:13,960
Speaker 1: So you want a comedy Central gaming the opportunity to

1639
01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:15,240
Speaker 1: do that show, it was like, hell, yeah, I'll do

1640
01:24:15,240 --> 01:24:17,120
Speaker 1: that nice nice yeah. And now it's just it's like

1641
01:24:17,200 --> 01:24:19,640
Speaker 1: dumb things Like I was like, like, for like, I

1642
01:24:19,680 --> 01:24:22,240
Speaker 1: don't know, um, if you could put your nipples anywhere

1643
01:24:22,240 --> 01:24:23,760
Speaker 1: else in your body? Where would you put them? Oh?

1644
01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:28,719
Speaker 1: You put them on your ears? That would be cute,

1645
01:24:28,840 --> 01:24:34,080
Speaker 1: cute little nipple ears. Yeah. Wow. Ask me the question again,

1646
01:24:34,200 --> 01:24:35,720
Speaker 1: what way if you could put your nipples anywhere else

1647
01:24:35,720 --> 01:24:41,840
Speaker 1: where would you put them my tongue? Your tongue? Wow? Yeah,

1648
01:24:41,880 --> 01:24:46,200
Speaker 1: I think I can do it now. Okay, yeah, this

1649
01:24:46,280 --> 01:24:47,720
Speaker 1: is a good one. Yeah. So I was, you know,

1650
01:24:47,800 --> 01:24:49,720
Speaker 1: stuff like that, or like what's something? You know? I

1651
01:24:49,720 --> 01:24:51,879
Speaker 1: would just be like, what do you what's something everybody

1652
01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:54,640
Speaker 1: looks stupid doing? Like there's you know, like on the elliptical,

1653
01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:57,360
Speaker 1: trying to lick their nipples. Yes, trying to lick their nipples. Dumb.

1654
01:24:57,760 --> 01:24:59,600
Speaker 1: The elliptical is kind of stupid looking. Yeah, it's just

1655
01:24:59,640 --> 01:25:02,559
Speaker 1: a dump. It's good physical therapy. Low impicked on the knees.

1656
01:25:03,320 --> 01:25:05,080
Speaker 1: Maybe that'll clear my ear infection. I don't know. I

1657
01:25:05,080 --> 01:25:08,080
Speaker 1: got a jiggle this thing. It's not oozing, it's just

1658
01:25:08,280 --> 01:25:09,759
Speaker 1: you know. I first of all, I went to the doctor.

1659
01:25:09,760 --> 01:25:10,960
Speaker 1: It was like I have an ear infection. He's like,

1660
01:25:10,960 --> 01:25:12,760
Speaker 1: what are you three? I was like yeah, And then

1661
01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:15,280
Speaker 1: I actually had both ears infected. I was supposed to

1662
01:25:15,320 --> 01:25:17,320
Speaker 1: be in Sacramento last week, I couldn't fly on the

1663
01:25:17,360 --> 01:25:19,120
Speaker 1: doctor told me I couldn't fly. He's like, your ear

1664
01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:22,160
Speaker 1: drums will pop on the plane, they'll burst. I was like,

1665
01:25:22,160 --> 01:25:24,680
Speaker 1: oh man, so one time and blood started coming out

1666
01:25:24,720 --> 01:25:27,400
Speaker 1: of my ear. Really didn't have a fun story. That is,

1667
01:25:27,640 --> 01:25:32,200
Speaker 1: tell us that Mike Russo's party, or Mikey Russo another

1668
01:25:32,240 --> 01:25:36,920
Speaker 1: one of my dad's friends. Why are your ears bleeding?

1669
01:25:37,240 --> 01:25:38,960
Speaker 1: I don't know, yeah, yeah, I know. I had the kids.

1670
01:25:38,960 --> 01:25:41,439
Speaker 1: I thought only kids got infected. That's what I thought.

1671
01:25:41,439 --> 01:25:43,519
Speaker 1: I mean, my daughter had a you know, was sick.

1672
01:25:43,880 --> 01:25:45,759
Speaker 1: But then I just, I don't know, it got infected.

1673
01:25:45,760 --> 01:25:48,840
Speaker 1: I got all kinds of I got GERD gastrosophogeo reflux disease.

1674
01:25:48,920 --> 01:25:50,680
Speaker 1: It's like, what's going on. I'm thirty four years old.

1675
01:25:50,680 --> 01:25:52,559
Speaker 1: Why do I have gird? But it's just like it

1676
01:25:52,600 --> 01:25:54,720
Speaker 1: sounds like old people. It sounds like something like a

1677
01:25:54,840 --> 01:25:56,599
Speaker 1: seven year old woman would have. And I just had

1678
01:25:56,720 --> 01:26:00,439
Speaker 1: ethel with GERD. It's like a heartburn, right, it's heartburn.

1679
01:26:00,520 --> 01:26:02,760
Speaker 1: But then I take, here's wild, Here's I don't know

1680
01:26:02,800 --> 01:26:05,880
Speaker 1: what happens. I'd so much, it's unbelievable in my life.

1681
01:26:05,920 --> 01:26:09,240
Speaker 1: I can't gird. And then I take medication to help

1682
01:26:09,320 --> 01:26:11,920
Speaker 1: combat the gird and the side effect of the medication

1683
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:14,960
Speaker 1: for me is I can't sneeze. How wild is that?

1684
01:26:15,160 --> 01:26:17,000
Speaker 1: I don't know what. So it's like either I have

1685
01:26:17,120 --> 01:26:21,240
Speaker 1: crippling heartburn or don't sneeze. And it's like I am.

1686
01:26:21,320 --> 01:26:23,599
Speaker 1: I'm like I would I would be counting my sneezes

1687
01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:25,120
Speaker 1: when I'm on that medical Like I'm on my group Chop,

1688
01:26:25,240 --> 01:26:27,160
Speaker 1: my boys like who sneeze today? They're like nobody, We're

1689
01:26:27,200 --> 01:26:30,760
Speaker 1: not counting our sneezes. The serial killer. But so now

1690
01:26:30,800 --> 01:26:32,519
Speaker 1: it's like I just don't. Now I just have heartburn

1691
01:26:32,600 --> 01:26:34,160
Speaker 1: all the time because I want to sneeze. I want

1692
01:26:34,160 --> 01:26:35,120
Speaker 1: to be able to get it out. And then I

1693
01:26:35,160 --> 01:26:40,000
Speaker 1: get air infections medication you see on the television. It's like, hey,

1694
01:26:40,080 --> 01:26:43,000
Speaker 1: this will cure your anxiety, but you might bleed from

1695
01:26:43,000 --> 01:26:46,240
Speaker 1: your butt. Yeah you might have cancer. Yes, I think

1696
01:26:46,280 --> 01:26:49,519
Speaker 1: I'll take my anxiety over bleeding from my butt. I

1697
01:26:49,560 --> 01:26:51,920
Speaker 1: know I'd rather have heartburn. I want to sneeze. It's

1698
01:26:51,960 --> 01:26:53,880
Speaker 1: so I never realize how good it is to just

1699
01:26:53,960 --> 01:26:55,680
Speaker 1: let out his snez because I couldn't sneeze for like

1700
01:26:55,720 --> 01:26:57,360
Speaker 1: seven days once I thought I had like a tumor.

1701
01:26:57,560 --> 01:26:59,639
Speaker 1: I was like, what's going on? Why can't I sneeze?

1702
01:26:59,640 --> 01:27:01,280
Speaker 1: And it was just side effected the mets an anti

1703
01:27:01,320 --> 01:27:04,000
Speaker 1: sneezing too. My friends an emergency room doctor, actually my

1704
01:27:04,040 --> 01:27:06,080
Speaker 1: daughter's godfather's like an ear doctor, and I was like

1705
01:27:06,120 --> 01:27:08,800
Speaker 1: texting him like sneezing things like dude, I'm treating real

1706
01:27:08,800 --> 01:27:10,920
Speaker 1: patients here, like I'm saving lives, like either sneeze or

1707
01:27:10,920 --> 01:27:13,800
Speaker 1: don't sneeze. I'm not counting a sneezes for you. I

1708
01:27:13,880 --> 01:27:17,880
Speaker 1: was like, I sneezed once three hours ago. Is that bad?

1709
01:27:18,120 --> 01:27:22,400
Speaker 1: People counting sneezing? I couldn't know. I'm telling you, girl,

1710
01:27:23,880 --> 01:27:26,479
Speaker 1: you will you will miss it. Do you ever make

1711
01:27:26,520 --> 01:27:28,439
Speaker 1: yourself sneeze? I was trying to do everything. I was

1712
01:27:28,479 --> 01:27:30,439
Speaker 1: on me. It's just shoving things up my nose. Now

1713
01:27:30,479 --> 01:27:32,240
Speaker 1: I do that when I'm alone. I shoved stuff out

1714
01:27:32,240 --> 01:27:33,840
Speaker 1: of my nose. I made myself sneze because I love it.

1715
01:27:33,920 --> 01:27:39,679
Speaker 1: Anything like that an orgasm, but not you know, right, Chris,

1716
01:27:39,760 --> 01:27:41,640
Speaker 1: you did mention for a second about your daughter. You're

1717
01:27:41,680 --> 01:27:44,519
Speaker 1: a single father. I am. We have a lot of

1718
01:27:44,520 --> 01:27:48,720
Speaker 1: single parents to show fathers and mothers. Yeah, I you know,

1719
01:27:48,920 --> 01:27:51,479
Speaker 1: listen being a single parent. At first it was like hard,

1720
01:27:51,520 --> 01:27:54,479
Speaker 1: but now me and my daughter's mom like we're co parents,

1721
01:27:54,479 --> 01:27:57,160
Speaker 1: like I feel like, you know, and also the way

1722
01:27:57,240 --> 01:27:59,920
Speaker 1: I you know, obviously when you guys break up, there

1723
01:28:00,160 --> 01:28:02,200
Speaker 1: like problems and you know you broke up for a reason,

1724
01:28:02,200 --> 01:28:04,200
Speaker 1: you're angry at each other. But you know, once the

1725
01:28:04,760 --> 01:28:07,920
Speaker 1: like everything settled down, it's like, you know, I look

1726
01:28:07,960 --> 01:28:10,519
Speaker 1: at my daughter and I look at my daughter's mom

1727
01:28:10,600 --> 01:28:13,720
Speaker 1: like just like that's like she gave birth to my

1728
01:28:13,880 --> 01:28:15,360
Speaker 1: the best gift of all time for me, so like

1729
01:28:15,439 --> 01:28:17,280
Speaker 1: I treat her like I want to. I want to

1730
01:28:17,280 --> 01:28:19,479
Speaker 1: be like, look, no more no fights we call parents.

1731
01:28:19,479 --> 01:28:22,160
Speaker 1: We have we share this amazing daughter together, Like let's

1732
01:28:22,200 --> 01:28:23,479
Speaker 1: just be like best friends. If it's not going to

1733
01:28:23,520 --> 01:28:25,920
Speaker 1: work romantically, let's just be best friends. Whatever you do,

1734
01:28:25,960 --> 01:28:28,880
Speaker 1: if you date somebody, it's like, yeah, whatever you want.

1735
01:28:28,920 --> 01:28:30,920
Speaker 1: I just want you to be so happy because you

1736
01:28:30,960 --> 01:28:33,200
Speaker 1: gave me this gift. And also like my daughter's pot,

1737
01:28:33,320 --> 01:28:36,280
Speaker 1: my daughter's role model, female role model, strongest female role

1738
01:28:36,320 --> 01:28:37,680
Speaker 1: model as you. So I want you to be as

1739
01:28:37,680 --> 01:28:39,720
Speaker 1: happy and and powered as you can be. I don't

1740
01:28:39,760 --> 01:28:41,240
Speaker 1: want to take anything away from you. Now do you

1741
01:28:41,240 --> 01:28:46,080
Speaker 1: really mean this? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I'm awesome. I did. Yeah.

1742
01:28:46,120 --> 01:28:48,839
Speaker 1: I mean there was a time, you know after where

1743
01:28:48,840 --> 01:28:50,479
Speaker 1: we were like fighting a lot. It was like living

1744
01:28:50,479 --> 01:28:52,000
Speaker 1: with my dad. I was like I hate it. But

1745
01:28:52,040 --> 01:28:54,640
Speaker 1: then once that settled down, I was like, no, like,

1746
01:28:54,720 --> 01:28:57,000
Speaker 1: let's just let's just I want my daughter. I just

1747
01:28:57,000 --> 01:28:59,559
Speaker 1: want to have the best life possible. So I love

1748
01:28:59,560 --> 01:29:03,200
Speaker 1: that man. See So yeah, I mean yeah, I mean

1749
01:29:03,240 --> 01:29:05,040
Speaker 1: I'm alone, and I mean I pleasure myself every night

1750
01:29:05,120 --> 01:29:06,720
Speaker 1: to a bag of freedots. You know, I got nothing

1751
01:29:06,760 --> 01:29:08,559
Speaker 1: going on. But what are you gonna do? They're gluten

1752
01:29:08,560 --> 01:29:12,040
Speaker 1: free as long as you just don't do it with cheetos.

1753
01:29:12,040 --> 01:29:14,920
Speaker 1: Oh man, not the spicy cheeto. Now you'll turn yourself orange.

1754
01:29:15,000 --> 01:29:18,400
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, all right? Weened he a man first head?

1755
01:29:18,400 --> 01:29:20,599
Speaker 1: That was that creepy No, I left it. You can't

1756
01:29:20,640 --> 01:29:26,200
Speaker 1: pleasure yourself while eating cheetos. My ears are bleeding. Chris

1757
01:29:26,320 --> 01:29:29,679
Speaker 1: Stefano April twenty six. It's a Wall Street theater. Norwalk

1758
01:29:29,800 --> 01:29:32,080
Speaker 1: follow him on Instagram. He can't follow himself on it.

1759
01:29:32,120 --> 01:29:34,360
Speaker 1: I can't follow myself on Instagram. But you can see

1760
01:29:34,360 --> 01:29:36,080
Speaker 1: a lot of his stuff in bits and pieces. It'll

1761
01:29:36,080 --> 01:29:37,479
Speaker 1: make you want to go see a whole lot of

1762
01:29:37,479 --> 01:29:41,439
Speaker 1: it at one time, Christefano, Thank you do Stefano. Yeah,

1763
01:29:41,760 --> 01:29:43,600
Speaker 1: it's all right, and it's April twenty fifth at the

1764
01:29:43,600 --> 01:29:46,240
Speaker 1: Norwalk at the Wall Street Theater in Norwalk. Kneca listens,

1765
01:29:46,280 --> 01:29:48,840
Speaker 1: find the wrong date. Who's who do I gotta kill? Yeah?

1766
01:29:49,760 --> 01:29:53,280
Speaker 1: April twenty fifth. Yeah, Wall Street Theater in Norwalk. Thanks

1767
01:29:53,280 --> 01:29:54,640
Speaker 1: for coming in, Thanks for having me out. But this

1768
01:29:54,760 --> 01:29:59,479
Speaker 1: is awesome. I really appreciate her. Thank you, girl. That

1769
01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:01,720
Speaker 1: has happen been to me. I did Ride of Time.

1770
01:30:01,760 --> 01:30:08,280
Speaker 1: Actually in the morning show, have you played Relative Insanity yet?

1771
01:30:08,600 --> 01:30:10,960
Speaker 1: You know how everyone thinks they're a funny comedian will

1772
01:30:11,080 --> 01:30:14,000
Speaker 1: Relative Insanity is the game that actually makes anyone funny

1773
01:30:14,080 --> 01:30:16,479
Speaker 1: just by playing the punchline cards. Want to be funny?

1774
01:30:16,680 --> 01:30:25,160
Speaker 1: Get Relative Insanity at Target from play Monster. Woke up

1775
01:30:25,200 --> 01:30:27,120
Speaker 1: this morning getting ready for work. I'm like, I better

1776
01:30:27,160 --> 01:30:28,720
Speaker 1: put something sort of nice on because we have a

1777
01:30:28,760 --> 01:30:30,000
Speaker 1: guest to coming in. You know how I knew we

1778
01:30:30,080 --> 01:30:31,800
Speaker 1: had a guess coming in. I had a big pimple.

1779
01:30:31,840 --> 01:30:35,240
Speaker 1: I think, white head on my nose. It's the indicator.

1780
01:30:35,320 --> 01:30:39,000
Speaker 1: Is it looks it growing back? It's oh yeah, it's

1781
01:30:39,040 --> 01:30:47,679
Speaker 1: growing crap zip code? I think, uh, Chris d Stefano

1782
01:30:47,840 --> 01:30:50,720
Speaker 1: was very funny. Yeah, he was very funny. A lot

1783
01:30:50,760 --> 01:30:55,439
Speaker 1: of people adorable. Yeah he's single. Oh yeah, there you go, dude. There.

1784
01:30:55,880 --> 01:30:58,599
Speaker 1: We're trying to get him back onto Instagram anyway, follow him.

1785
01:30:58,640 --> 01:31:01,000
Speaker 1: He's got funny stuff up there, maybe updated today. Maybe

1786
01:31:01,040 --> 01:31:02,639
Speaker 1: I looked up all the reasons he can be banned

1787
01:31:02,680 --> 01:31:04,559
Speaker 1: and he had to have done something. Yeah, he obviously.

1788
01:31:04,600 --> 01:31:08,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't. Hey, let's get sound in here, yeah, Garrett, Garrett,

1789
01:31:08,200 --> 01:31:10,040
Speaker 1: all right, let's talk about to Night show. Last night,

1790
01:31:10,040 --> 01:31:12,599
Speaker 1: they did something pretty cool. So Fallon shot his entire

1791
01:31:12,680 --> 01:31:16,439
Speaker 1: show on the Samsung S ten phone. That's awesome, you

1792
01:31:16,520 --> 01:31:18,000
Speaker 1: know we've been talking about on the show. So they

1793
01:31:18,040 --> 01:31:20,000
Speaker 1: did their entire show that way. They talked to Connor

1794
01:31:20,080 --> 01:31:23,479
Speaker 1: McGregor uh uh. And they went underneath the Brooklyn Bridge,

1795
01:31:23,600 --> 01:31:26,120
Speaker 1: Jimmy Fallon and the Roots to do a little duopo

1796
01:31:31,120 --> 01:31:43,599
Speaker 1: shoo and apparently, which I didn't know, duop groups would

1797
01:31:43,600 --> 01:31:45,439
Speaker 1: go into the Brooklyn Bridge to sing, So it was

1798
01:31:45,479 --> 01:31:48,160
Speaker 1: kind of paying tribute to them. You know what music

1799
01:31:48,240 --> 01:31:53,479
Speaker 1: drives me insane is um barbershop barbershop quartets. I cannot

1800
01:31:53,560 --> 01:31:56,720
Speaker 1: stand them, he really so, knowing I they it just

1801
01:31:56,840 --> 01:32:01,400
Speaker 1: drive me nuts. Uh, Alex will actually pull them up

1802
01:32:01,439 --> 01:32:05,720
Speaker 1: on Sonos and play them barbershop quartet. That's love. It's

1803
01:32:05,760 --> 01:32:08,920
Speaker 1: just it's the worst. It's the it's it's it's it's

1804
01:32:08,960 --> 01:32:11,760
Speaker 1: a travesty. What they do to music, these barbershop about

1805
01:32:11,800 --> 01:32:14,320
Speaker 1: them offends you. So there's just something about them. It's

1806
01:32:14,360 --> 01:32:17,080
Speaker 1: just the energy level to do. What have anything? We

1807
01:32:17,160 --> 01:32:19,240
Speaker 1: have some. You see the guy go commercial with the

1808
01:32:19,280 --> 01:32:37,240
Speaker 1: barbershop quartete world. I don't speak the language explain. All

1809
01:32:37,280 --> 01:32:42,120
Speaker 1: I understand is when did you talk dirty? Jimmy? How

1810
01:32:42,160 --> 01:32:46,880
Speaker 1: come you've gone up with swagging? We haven't. Shaggy's doing

1811
01:32:46,920 --> 01:32:51,160
Speaker 1: barbershop quartez against that. I don't like it. There's the

1812
01:32:51,160 --> 01:32:53,759
Speaker 1: guy who commercial where a barbershop quartet is playing basketball

1813
01:32:53,760 --> 01:32:55,479
Speaker 1: and they start doing it, and then the guys they're

1814
01:32:55,520 --> 01:32:57,679
Speaker 1: playing basketball against go enough of this and they steal

1815
01:32:57,720 --> 01:33:00,280
Speaker 1: the basketball and dunk on their head. It's insane. Let's

1816
01:33:00,280 --> 01:33:03,479
Speaker 1: go to Belgium. There is a seagull competition where people

1817
01:33:03,520 --> 01:33:07,640
Speaker 1: are trying to do their best seagull impersonation or impressions.

1818
01:33:08,160 --> 01:33:12,000
Speaker 1: Uh so, uh, this is the European goal screeching competition.

1819
01:33:12,960 --> 01:33:15,320
Speaker 1: Do we really want to hear this okay, people and

1820
01:33:15,439 --> 01:33:18,439
Speaker 1: a seagull screeching competition. Let's let's see how they do,

1821
01:33:18,520 --> 01:33:29,280
Speaker 1: shall we. The people showed up from this, Yes, it

1822
01:33:29,360 --> 01:33:31,120
Speaker 1: doesn't make me feel like I'm at the beach. I

1823
01:33:31,160 --> 01:33:34,479
Speaker 1: feel like Danielle could do it. You do it. I

1824
01:33:34,560 --> 01:33:38,840
Speaker 1: don't know. No, I don't think I can't do it?

1825
01:33:43,760 --> 01:33:45,240
Speaker 1: All right, all right, all right, now let's go to

1826
01:33:45,320 --> 01:33:48,559
Speaker 1: North Carolina. There was a mass vomiting incident at an

1827
01:33:48,600 --> 01:33:52,479
Speaker 1: elementary school. Mass vomiting so like a lot of people

1828
01:33:52,640 --> 01:33:55,240
Speaker 1: vomited at the same time. Yes, they call it sympathetic vomit,

1829
01:33:56,560 --> 01:33:59,679
Speaker 1: so someone it was like a chain reaction. One person vomited,

1830
01:33:59,760 --> 01:34:01,599
Speaker 1: then the rest of the school did's. But the problem

1831
01:34:01,720 --> 01:34:03,880
Speaker 1: is they don't know where it started from or how

1832
01:34:03,960 --> 01:34:06,680
Speaker 1: it started. So we go to the public health department

1833
01:34:06,760 --> 01:34:08,679
Speaker 1: where they had a big sit down trying to figure

1834
01:34:08,720 --> 01:34:11,640
Speaker 1: out what caused it. Do you have any clue that

1835
01:34:11,720 --> 01:34:14,240
Speaker 1: you can share with us that give us some indication

1836
01:34:15,080 --> 01:34:18,000
Speaker 1: of what happened? No, I mean not really. We had

1837
01:34:18,040 --> 01:34:20,360
Speaker 1: heard rumors, and again these are rumors. There was a

1838
01:34:21,080 --> 01:34:23,160
Speaker 1: drink a bottle that some of the kids were sharing,

1839
01:34:23,840 --> 01:34:25,880
Speaker 1: and the thought is that some of those kids got sick.

1840
01:34:26,000 --> 01:34:28,200
Speaker 1: We took the contents of that bottle and like I said,

1841
01:34:28,240 --> 01:34:30,920
Speaker 1: those were tested last night. I believe Sarah got the

1842
01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:33,599
Speaker 1: results at one am this morning from the State Public

1843
01:34:33,640 --> 01:34:38,639
Speaker 1: Health Lab. Came back with nothing that was always necessary,

1844
01:34:38,640 --> 01:34:43,000
Speaker 1: anything just like this gatorade. But we're still looking into that. So, Gonda,

1845
01:34:43,040 --> 01:34:46,080
Speaker 1: you're a sympathetic vomitter. Absolutely. If I see somebody puke

1846
01:34:46,160 --> 01:34:47,760
Speaker 1: a lot of times, if I even hear the puke,

1847
01:34:47,840 --> 01:34:51,080
Speaker 1: I'm like that one does too. Yell oh no, Danyelle,

1848
01:34:51,120 --> 01:34:52,759
Speaker 1: We're going to be like a circle. I was sitting

1849
01:34:52,760 --> 01:34:56,200
Speaker 1: in my basement and my sister got the virus and

1850
01:34:56,320 --> 01:34:59,120
Speaker 1: she started to throw up, and then my son started

1851
01:34:59,120 --> 01:35:01,360
Speaker 1: to throw up. Then someone else start throw up, and

1852
01:35:01,520 --> 01:35:03,080
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god. I was like, I

1853
01:35:03,160 --> 01:35:04,920
Speaker 1: can't throw up because if I throw up, then no

1854
01:35:04,960 --> 01:35:06,519
Speaker 1: one's gonna be able to clean you. You're the only

1855
01:35:06,600 --> 01:35:08,680
Speaker 1: one who can. So I did it. I was so

1856
01:35:08,800 --> 01:35:10,519
Speaker 1: proud of myself because it's never happened, and I just

1857
01:35:10,680 --> 01:35:13,840
Speaker 1: carried everyone to the bathtub and throw the bathtup like

1858
01:35:13,920 --> 01:35:16,600
Speaker 1: that episode from Family Guys. All right, we have a

1859
01:35:16,680 --> 01:35:18,559
Speaker 1: band that listens to our show. It's called Our Last Night.

1860
01:35:18,600 --> 01:35:21,320
Speaker 1: We've we've played them before they covered twenty one pilots

1861
01:35:21,360 --> 01:35:25,840
Speaker 1: stressed out. Yeah our last night, Yeah like goth rock.

1862
01:35:26,720 --> 01:35:33,759
Speaker 1: Now they sound really great, right here, something to relax, say,

1863
01:35:33,840 --> 01:35:36,360
Speaker 1: Well they actually they're at it again, this time with

1864
01:35:36,600 --> 01:35:38,920
Speaker 1: the Baha men. They got the Baha men in the

1865
01:35:38,960 --> 01:35:47,479
Speaker 1: studio to do who let the dogs out? And see

1866
01:35:47,520 --> 01:35:51,680
Speaker 1: that sounds really good. Let the dog out. You're a

1867
01:35:51,720 --> 01:35:54,200
Speaker 1: good American, Garrett, Thank you very much. Sound when the

1868
01:35:54,200 --> 01:35:56,760
Speaker 1: Garrett was getting into the Danielle Report. Danielle, all right,

1869
01:35:56,840 --> 01:35:58,920
Speaker 1: So I don't know if you've been following Justin Bieber,

1870
01:35:59,000 --> 01:36:00,519
Speaker 1: but there's a lot going on with him right now.

1871
01:36:00,600 --> 01:36:02,639
Speaker 1: First of all, he announced that he's not making any

1872
01:36:02,680 --> 01:36:05,640
Speaker 1: new music right now. He's going to concentrate on his

1873
01:36:05,760 --> 01:36:07,960
Speaker 1: health and his family. He said he wants to be

1874
01:36:08,040 --> 01:36:10,400
Speaker 1: a good husband and eventually a good father, and so

1875
01:36:10,720 --> 01:36:12,519
Speaker 1: that is what he is concentrating on. He said he

1876
01:36:12,520 --> 01:36:14,160
Speaker 1: will give us good music, but we have to wait.

1877
01:36:14,439 --> 01:36:20,120
Speaker 1: He also is sleeping in this hyperbaric oxygen therapy chamber,

1878
01:36:20,560 --> 01:36:24,439
Speaker 1: which supposedly is for people who are suffering from other

1879
01:36:24,560 --> 01:36:27,880
Speaker 1: kinds of of PTSD syndrome, but he said he's doing

1880
01:36:27,960 --> 01:36:29,840
Speaker 1: it because it's for his health and well being so

1881
01:36:30,080 --> 01:36:32,560
Speaker 1: there are many benefits. There are many benefits sleeping in

1882
01:36:32,600 --> 01:36:35,800
Speaker 1: that thing heart one, no one of the thing that

1883
01:36:35,880 --> 01:36:40,000
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson was in. A lot of athletes use the

1884
01:36:40,120 --> 01:36:43,720
Speaker 1: thirty five thousand dollars, Yeah, thirty five thousand dollars. Yeah,

1885
01:36:43,720 --> 01:36:45,200
Speaker 1: a lot of athletes use him because they said it

1886
01:36:45,240 --> 01:36:48,360
Speaker 1: helps them heal faster. Yeah. Well, our friend Don from

1887
01:36:48,400 --> 01:36:51,080
Speaker 1: the gym where I work out, he's coming in tomorrow.

1888
01:36:51,120 --> 01:36:53,280
Speaker 1: He has one, will have him. Maybe he'll roll it in.

1889
01:36:53,479 --> 01:36:55,639
Speaker 1: Maybe he's springing. He should take it and we'll take turns.

1890
01:36:57,000 --> 01:36:59,880
Speaker 1: So people are not happy with Cardi b this more

1891
01:37:00,240 --> 01:37:02,559
Speaker 1: because she decided to go on Instagram. She was getting

1892
01:37:02,640 --> 01:37:05,439
Speaker 1: upset that she was getting attacked by critics and she

1893
01:37:05,520 --> 01:37:08,120
Speaker 1: felt like she was being unfairly attacked. So she went

1894
01:37:08,160 --> 01:37:11,040
Speaker 1: on Instagram and she admitted that when she was struggling,

1895
01:37:11,280 --> 01:37:13,320
Speaker 1: what she had to do was take guys home from

1896
01:37:13,320 --> 01:37:17,200
Speaker 1: the strip club and basically drug them and then rob them.

1897
01:37:17,320 --> 01:37:19,960
Speaker 1: And people are like, hello, are you r Kelly? Are

1898
01:37:19,960 --> 01:37:22,960
Speaker 1: you Cosby? People are pissed. Yeah, people are pissed off.

1899
01:37:23,000 --> 01:37:24,720
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna say, there's never a need to take

1900
01:37:24,760 --> 01:37:26,400
Speaker 1: someone home from a strip club and rob them. No,

1901
01:37:26,720 --> 01:37:29,080
Speaker 1: especially when you're the strip, you already got the money. Definitely.

1902
01:37:29,240 --> 01:37:32,960
Speaker 1: People started the hashtag surviving CARDI B No, we're really

1903
01:37:33,000 --> 01:37:35,360
Speaker 1: going out of Nicolas Cage and his girlfriend applied for

1904
01:37:35,400 --> 01:37:37,280
Speaker 1: a marriage license. If it happens, that will be number

1905
01:37:37,320 --> 01:37:40,639
Speaker 1: four for him and Chris Pratt back in two thousand

1906
01:37:40,680 --> 01:37:43,840
Speaker 1: and nine was kidding around about Jurassic Park and being

1907
01:37:43,920 --> 01:37:47,360
Speaker 1: in Jurassic Park four and how Um Spielberg had texted

1908
01:37:47,439 --> 01:37:48,640
Speaker 1: him and asked him to be on it. It was,

1909
01:37:48,800 --> 01:37:50,760
Speaker 1: it was, It was a joke. Little did he know

1910
01:37:50,840 --> 01:37:52,600
Speaker 1: all these years later that he really would get the

1911
01:37:52,680 --> 01:37:55,000
Speaker 1: call and that he was in Jurassic World. I love it.

1912
01:37:55,040 --> 01:37:57,360
Speaker 1: And he's still damn hot? Isn't he hot? N? I

1913
01:37:57,400 --> 01:38:02,320
Speaker 1: can't stand it. Okay, here's a Seagal competition that Garrett played, right,

1914
01:38:02,880 --> 01:38:10,160
Speaker 1: and here's Anita who works at the front desk. Yeah,

1915
01:38:13,000 --> 01:38:15,880
Speaker 1: can you tell the difference? Live tweeting every morning, follow

1916
01:38:15,960 --> 01:38:19,080
Speaker 1: us on Twitter at Elvis Durantio Elvis Durand in the

1917
01:38:19,160 --> 01:38:24,519
Speaker 1: morning show. No, in the morning show. All right, so far,

1918
01:38:24,880 --> 01:38:28,120
Speaker 1: so good, good show. Yeah. I really enjoyed having a

1919
01:38:28,240 --> 01:38:32,439
Speaker 1: Chris d Stephano in here. Yeah, see Gandhi Danielle Gandhi

1920
01:38:32,560 --> 01:38:35,280
Speaker 1: has a thing for comedians. I think they turn you on. Yeah,

1921
01:38:35,360 --> 01:38:38,880
Speaker 1: I think funny people are amazing, men, women, whomever. I

1922
01:38:39,000 --> 01:38:41,519
Speaker 1: really really respect stand up comedy. It's so difficult. I

1923
01:38:41,600 --> 01:38:43,479
Speaker 1: love comedians. I loved how you talked about how you

1924
01:38:43,880 --> 01:38:46,760
Speaker 1: have to bomb, you have to actually go in do

1925
01:38:46,920 --> 01:38:48,840
Speaker 1: a set in front of an audience that hates you.

1926
01:38:49,120 --> 01:38:51,000
Speaker 1: That was awesome, and you have to get over that.

1927
01:38:51,120 --> 01:38:53,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're amazing. Then we could be stand

1928
01:38:53,080 --> 01:38:56,760
Speaker 1: up comics. What does that mean? I don't know. Have

1929
01:38:56,880 --> 01:39:00,240
Speaker 1: you Have you ever done stand up? I have talk

1930
01:39:00,240 --> 01:39:02,200
Speaker 1: about it. What did you do? To be completely honest,

1931
01:39:02,200 --> 01:39:03,880
Speaker 1: it was one of the most terrifying things I've ever

1932
01:39:04,000 --> 01:39:05,920
Speaker 1: done in my life, which is why I have so

1933
01:39:06,000 --> 01:39:08,200
Speaker 1: much respect for stand up comedians. It's hard enough to

1934
01:39:08,280 --> 01:39:09,920
Speaker 1: get up in front of a room of people and

1935
01:39:10,080 --> 01:39:12,120
Speaker 1: just do the public speaking. I can't do it. Yeah,

1936
01:39:12,200 --> 01:39:14,360
Speaker 1: but then when you add public speaking to I'm going

1937
01:39:14,400 --> 01:39:16,559
Speaker 1: to speak, and it's really dependent on whether you laugh

1938
01:39:16,680 --> 01:39:19,440
Speaker 1: or not if I get my next meal, very very stressful.

1939
01:39:19,960 --> 01:39:21,200
Speaker 1: I had to do it because I lost a bit.

1940
01:39:21,800 --> 01:39:25,080
Speaker 1: Oh well, that's a good Daniel. Have you ever done

1941
01:39:25,160 --> 01:39:27,560
Speaker 1: standing Yeah? I have. I actually was a host for

1942
01:39:28,000 --> 01:39:30,880
Speaker 1: the like the whole stand up night, and so I

1943
01:39:30,960 --> 01:39:33,479
Speaker 1: had to do a couple of jokes before you know whatever,

1944
01:39:33,560 --> 01:39:36,000
Speaker 1: I did. Okay, I did okay. I had to come

1945
01:39:36,040 --> 01:39:38,200
Speaker 1: up with some stuff I was interesting, but I did okay,

1946
01:39:38,320 --> 01:39:40,840
Speaker 1: not you know, not great. Yeah, I've hosted back in

1947
01:39:40,880 --> 01:39:43,080
Speaker 1: the day, I hosted a couple of nights at Caroline.

1948
01:39:43,360 --> 01:39:44,880
Speaker 1: That's why I was Caroline's. Yeah, but I made it

1949
01:39:44,960 --> 01:39:46,599
Speaker 1: very clear to them I'm not going to be funny

1950
01:39:47,640 --> 01:39:49,960
Speaker 1: at the beginning. Yeah, there's no funny. I'm introducing the

1951
01:39:50,040 --> 01:39:52,600
Speaker 1: funny people. Just make sure you have funny people that

1952
01:39:52,680 --> 01:39:56,000
Speaker 1: I introduced. Yeah, people find it funny when you tell

1953
01:39:56,080 --> 01:40:00,280
Speaker 1: them you're not funny. It's not funny. Stop laughing. It's

1954
01:40:00,320 --> 01:40:01,800
Speaker 1: not funny. If I'm trying to tell you I'm not

1955
01:40:01,840 --> 01:40:05,040
Speaker 1: being funny and you're laughing, stop it. That's not funny.

1956
01:40:05,400 --> 01:40:09,439
Speaker 1: That's not comedy. That's being neurotic. I don't know. I'm

1957
01:40:09,479 --> 01:40:11,840
Speaker 1: the person in the audience who when I know someone's bombing,

1958
01:40:12,000 --> 01:40:14,479
Speaker 1: that actually makes me laugh. So then I'm laughing at

1959
01:40:14,560 --> 01:40:16,920
Speaker 1: them bombing. But they think I'm laughing at the jokes. No,

1960
01:40:17,080 --> 01:40:18,639
Speaker 1: they think I'm laughing at the jokes. So it's okay.

1961
01:40:19,160 --> 01:40:23,160
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm supportive, but I'm not. You're not not

1962
01:40:23,280 --> 01:40:26,920
Speaker 1: at all exactly. I don't know. Scary, Yeah, scary won't

1963
01:40:26,960 --> 01:40:29,599
Speaker 1: even he won't even do an appearance at a comedy club.

1964
01:40:29,680 --> 01:40:32,320
Speaker 1: Now sent me once they said just go up in

1965
01:40:32,400 --> 01:40:34,519
Speaker 1: the beginning, like you were just talking about Elvis, and

1966
01:40:34,720 --> 01:40:37,080
Speaker 1: but then the thing is, there are expectations because you

1967
01:40:37,160 --> 01:40:39,240
Speaker 1: get on stage and I'm like, I'm sorry, I don't

1968
01:40:39,280 --> 01:40:41,800
Speaker 1: have a tight ten fifteen minutes to do here. Yeah,

1969
01:40:41,840 --> 01:40:44,080
Speaker 1: there's there's no comedy. I don't have any jokes. Even

1970
01:40:44,120 --> 01:40:47,320
Speaker 1: if I wrote jokes, it'd be bad. And uh, but

1971
01:40:47,439 --> 01:40:49,479
Speaker 1: my favorite thing thinking about what you do for a living.

1972
01:40:49,600 --> 01:40:52,680
Speaker 1: You're driving to work right now, Okay, do you do

1973
01:40:52,800 --> 01:40:55,080
Speaker 1: something for a living where you are asked to stand

1974
01:40:55,200 --> 01:40:59,720
Speaker 1: up in front of a crowd of strangers and entertain them? Well,

1975
01:40:59,760 --> 01:41:02,200
Speaker 1: we are, and I make it very clear that we

1976
01:41:02,280 --> 01:41:05,240
Speaker 1: don't do that. Right Like, they'll go, hey, Elvis, can

1977
01:41:05,320 --> 01:41:09,679
Speaker 1: you come host the uh dinner where we're raising money

1978
01:41:09,800 --> 01:41:13,599
Speaker 1: for you know whatever? Okay, I'll host and I'll get

1979
01:41:13,640 --> 01:41:16,719
Speaker 1: there and go, okay, you need to fill in fifteen

1980
01:41:16,840 --> 01:41:19,120
Speaker 1: minutes here? God, yeah, I don't. I'm not going to

1981
01:41:19,200 --> 01:41:21,439
Speaker 1: fill in fifteen and what do I say? Well, you're

1982
01:41:21,479 --> 01:41:24,200
Speaker 1: the radio guy. Be funny, go be funny. Don't they

1983
01:41:24,240 --> 01:41:27,040
Speaker 1: something funny? There's no funny. There's no funny. Yeah, And

1984
01:41:27,160 --> 01:41:29,960
Speaker 1: it's a totally different ballgame when you're by yourself versus

1985
01:41:30,080 --> 01:41:32,320
Speaker 1: us being able to talk to each other, and you're

1986
01:41:32,360 --> 01:41:35,479
Speaker 1: staring at all the faces of disappointment. We don't see

1987
01:41:35,520 --> 01:41:37,160
Speaker 1: that here, see, we just get text mens. This isn't

1988
01:41:37,160 --> 01:41:39,800
Speaker 1: the funny frog. You ever do? Stand up? Hells No,

1989
01:41:39,920 --> 01:41:43,720
Speaker 1: I can barely stand up. But that's like when I

1990
01:41:43,800 --> 01:41:46,080
Speaker 1: go someplace, I'm like, well, a listener comes over and

1991
01:41:46,080 --> 01:41:51,000
Speaker 1: they go, do the laugh, say something your signature laugh?

1992
01:41:51,360 --> 01:41:53,519
Speaker 1: Could you could you make me laugh? But no, just

1993
01:41:53,640 --> 01:41:55,200
Speaker 1: do it? Can't you just do it? I'm like, no,

1994
01:41:55,360 --> 01:41:58,320
Speaker 1: I can't you. Could you just funny? And I'll do it.

1995
01:41:58,479 --> 01:42:01,519
Speaker 1: I'm like I feel stupid. Likes funky Dad, I just

1996
01:42:01,760 --> 01:42:04,400
Speaker 1: I always feel dumb. I'm like, oh, we're not funny.

1997
01:42:05,320 --> 01:42:07,320
Speaker 1: I mean, we're just funny, but not because we're supposed

1998
01:42:07,320 --> 01:42:09,200
Speaker 1: to be. Yeah, and people expect us to just be

1999
01:42:09,360 --> 01:42:12,479
Speaker 1: good public speakers. But it's a totally different thing when, again,

2000
01:42:12,600 --> 01:42:14,840
Speaker 1: you're staring at people versus us talking to each other

2001
01:42:14,880 --> 01:42:18,799
Speaker 1: and not really feeling everything around us. Greg t actually

2002
01:42:18,960 --> 01:42:22,960
Speaker 1: has a funny stand up routine, really he does. I

2003
01:42:23,040 --> 01:42:26,760
Speaker 1: mean it's not funny, okay, but you know what I'm

2004
01:42:26,760 --> 01:42:31,679
Speaker 1: talking about, Gregory. Connel drivers. Tunnel drivers? What tunnel drivers?

2005
01:42:31,760 --> 01:42:35,439
Speaker 1: Remember that was my line, my punchline. Cunnel drivers started

2006
01:42:35,439 --> 01:42:38,960
Speaker 1: with punch anyway. But the reason he's funny is it's

2007
01:42:39,000 --> 01:42:42,240
Speaker 1: so no offense. It's just really bad, all right, because

2008
01:42:42,320 --> 01:42:44,559
Speaker 1: I'm just a silly joke up on stage. So people

2009
01:42:44,640 --> 01:42:46,880
Speaker 1: just laugh at me. So that's why. Now now you

2010
01:42:47,000 --> 01:42:50,200
Speaker 1: sound you sound sad. There's no way to get a

2011
01:42:50,240 --> 01:42:54,160
Speaker 1: room laughing, make people feel sorry for you. Maybe tomorrow

2012
01:42:54,160 --> 01:42:55,640
Speaker 1: I can put up. I can do some stand up

2013
01:42:55,680 --> 01:42:58,040
Speaker 1: for you tomorrow, Okay, I would do you guys want

2014
01:42:58,040 --> 01:43:00,719
Speaker 1: to go to the t he Hut. I do great

2015
01:43:00,760 --> 01:43:05,000
Speaker 1: Tea performed live, Greg You're headlining at the Elvis Train

2016
01:43:05,040 --> 01:43:08,000
Speaker 1: Morning Show te he Hut tomorrow, my pleasure. I can't

2017
01:43:08,040 --> 01:43:12,920
Speaker 1: wait to chuck minimum. We're gonna name let name it chuckles, chuckles,

2018
01:43:13,000 --> 01:43:16,880
Speaker 1: all right, chuckles comedy club tomorrow. I'll start writing my

2019
01:43:16,960 --> 01:43:19,560
Speaker 1: jokes on there right now. Okay, start writing wrote it.

2020
01:43:19,560 --> 01:43:23,240
Speaker 1: You should help him write some jokes. Oh, no, you're available.

2021
01:43:23,240 --> 01:43:27,439
Speaker 1: I can your help, all right, Gregory tomorrow stand up?

2022
01:43:27,439 --> 01:43:31,240
Speaker 1: And we don't have a guest tomorrow doing do you

2023
01:43:31,280 --> 01:43:36,840
Speaker 1: have a guest? Tomorrow? Was tomorrow? Wednesday? Wednesday? Mike, Oh,

2024
01:43:36,920 --> 01:43:41,000
Speaker 1: your trainers coming in tomorrow. Yeah, tomorrow's the day of giving.

2025
01:43:41,880 --> 01:43:45,240
Speaker 1: Tomorrow's it is. No, I don't think we have any

2026
01:43:45,240 --> 01:43:49,080
Speaker 1: guests tomorrow tomorrow. You're you're live. Great tea is our

2027
01:43:49,120 --> 01:43:54,200
Speaker 1: headliner at at T he's chuckle hut about this puddle driver.

2028
01:43:54,320 --> 01:44:00,799
Speaker 1: We'll see it. Stop it. I just I I get scared.

2029
01:44:00,960 --> 01:44:03,920
Speaker 1: I get sweaty palms just thinking about having to walk

2030
01:44:04,000 --> 01:44:07,519
Speaker 1: upon a stage and be funny, right, And I get

2031
01:44:07,800 --> 01:44:10,839
Speaker 1: nervous just thinking about walking upon a stage and doing anything.

2032
01:44:10,960 --> 01:44:13,600
Speaker 1: But you're usually funny when you're up there good now,

2033
01:44:13,920 --> 01:44:15,400
Speaker 1: you know, And Brody would tell you, because he's the

2034
01:44:15,400 --> 01:44:17,200
Speaker 1: comedian in the room. You walk up there and you

2035
01:44:17,280 --> 01:44:20,320
Speaker 1: start your set, and you you know within a few

2036
01:44:20,360 --> 01:44:22,519
Speaker 1: minutes if it's going right or not right, and then

2037
01:44:22,560 --> 01:44:24,479
Speaker 1: you get on a roll yeah, and then you know,

2038
01:44:25,240 --> 01:44:27,280
Speaker 1: you know, like they start laughing and then you like

2039
01:44:27,360 --> 01:44:29,519
Speaker 1: tell the next you keep moving and they keep laughing,

2040
01:44:29,600 --> 01:44:31,639
Speaker 1: and you feel like you're in a roll and Chris

2041
01:44:31,840 --> 01:44:35,080
Speaker 1: christ Stephano did that. Here we were talking about serious stuff,

2042
01:44:35,080 --> 01:44:37,640
Speaker 1: and then he started on kind of you know, a

2043
01:44:37,720 --> 01:44:39,679
Speaker 1: little bit of like a set of what he does,

2044
01:44:39,960 --> 01:44:42,120
Speaker 1: and he got really funny. Yeah, and he could feed

2045
01:44:42,200 --> 01:44:44,200
Speaker 1: off our laughter. And then there's that role and I

2046
01:44:44,320 --> 01:44:47,880
Speaker 1: never get that. I never and ed that's never what's scary.

2047
01:44:48,000 --> 01:44:50,720
Speaker 1: I specifically remember Greg t getting up on stage at

2048
01:44:50,720 --> 01:44:53,600
Speaker 1: a comedy club and he had this stick where he

2049
01:44:53,640 --> 01:44:56,800
Speaker 1: would end up naked in with a barrel around him

2050
01:44:56,840 --> 01:44:59,360
Speaker 1: because he felt like taking off his clothes is just

2051
01:44:59,560 --> 01:45:02,640
Speaker 1: instant laughter. And he did I remember this, and he

2052
01:45:02,760 --> 01:45:06,120
Speaker 1: rehearsed it with me physical comedy. Yeah, yeah, how very

2053
01:45:06,200 --> 01:45:12,080
Speaker 1: carrot top very Hey Danny, Hi, how are you well?

2054
01:45:12,200 --> 01:45:14,280
Speaker 1: We're nervous. We're nervous at the thought of being on

2055
01:45:14,360 --> 01:45:18,640
Speaker 1: a stage and trying to make people laugh. I can

2056
01:45:18,960 --> 01:45:21,439
Speaker 1: I can definitely relate. So how can you relate, Danny?

2057
01:45:21,479 --> 01:45:24,920
Speaker 1: What do you do? Well? I'm a sign language interpreter, okay,

2058
01:45:25,800 --> 01:45:29,639
Speaker 1: and so I don't necessarily and the one making people laugh.

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Speaker 1: But I have definitely been the brunt of jokes when

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Speaker 1: I've interpreted for comedians. Yes, yeah, you know, it's got

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Speaker 1: to be strange because if a comedian's on stage telling jokes,

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Speaker 1: telling stories that are funny, I'm assuming there's a little

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Speaker 1: bit of a delay by the time the people reading

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Speaker 1: your sign language is getting to the punchline. Right, absolutely,

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Speaker 1: so the audience, the hearing audience may laugh and then

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Speaker 1: like a minute later you hear more laughter, like why

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Speaker 1: are they laughing? Well, because they're just now seen the

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Speaker 1: sign language. So I saw a comedian who was pretty

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Speaker 1: dirty at the time. It was like a group of them,

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Speaker 1: and they didn't notice the sign language interpreter until about

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Speaker 1: halfway through. Once they noticed her up there, they started

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Speaker 1: telling so many jokes about am I allowed to say?

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Speaker 1: What's the medical term? Oral sex? Oral? Okay? They started

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Speaker 1: making so many jokes about that, And in sign language,

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01:46:22,320 --> 01:46:24,760
Speaker 1: it looks exactly like what you would think it guys,

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Speaker 1: it was this, Danny. Is that true? They did that

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01:46:28,800 --> 01:46:32,439
Speaker 1: on purpose? Yes? It does, Yeah, it does. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Sign language for oral sex looks like actual like oil sex.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever, Danny, have you ever turned around and

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Speaker 1: gone I'm not gonna do that. I Well, sometimes we

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01:46:43,080 --> 01:46:45,600
Speaker 1: end up being the target of the jokes, and so

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01:46:45,840 --> 01:46:48,240
Speaker 1: then it's just we become part we end up becoming

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Speaker 1: part of the show. But there are times maybe not

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01:46:51,360 --> 01:46:53,799
Speaker 1: necessarily I wouldn't say I wouldn't do that, But sometimes

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know what that is. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: and I obviously I'm gay, and so sometimes they say

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Speaker 1: things that I'm like, I don't exactly know how I

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01:47:06,080 --> 01:47:08,920
Speaker 1: would do that. Well, now, do you ever flat out

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Speaker 1: refuse to interpret something through sign language because you're offended

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01:47:12,680 --> 01:47:14,479
Speaker 1: or you're just you're just you know, it's just the

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Speaker 1: wrong way to go. That would technically be unethical. We're

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Speaker 1: supposed to we have like a code of professional conduct

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01:47:21,680 --> 01:47:24,880
Speaker 1: that we're supposed to follow, and so it's not really

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01:47:25,000 --> 01:47:30,759
Speaker 1: necessarily our message, and so we're supposed to interpret pretty

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01:47:30,840 --> 01:47:33,760
Speaker 1: much everything. Yeah. Yeah, you're not there to question it

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Speaker 1: or edit it. You're there to say exactly, to the

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Speaker 1: best of your ability, exactly what they're saying on stage

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Speaker 1: in sign language. Right. I gotta get that, all right,

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Speaker 1: And it's great to watch them try to add like

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Speaker 1: little attitude or inflections in somebody's speech in with their

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Speaker 1: body language, like the snap in the air, and like

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Speaker 1: I love it. I often wonder not about sign language

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Speaker 1: interpretation but language interpretation. Let's say like at the United

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Speaker 1: Nations where you have some guys stand up, you know,

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Speaker 1: from another country, doesn't speak English, and he starts giving

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Speaker 1: a speech, and he could be saying those vile, awful,

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Speaker 1: trashy things, but his interpreter kind of melows it out

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Speaker 1: a little bit. He changes policy. Yeah, he starts a

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Speaker 1: war without anyone knowing. Yeah, but when someone speaking another

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Speaker 1: language and they and they take a long time, and

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Speaker 1: then the interpreter comes on and they'd say it in

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Speaker 1: like three words. I go no, no, no, that's no way.

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Speaker 1: That's all that he said. It could be but said

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Speaker 1: something else. Sometimes language works that way. How many wars

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Speaker 1: have been started? I don't know. Hey, Danny, thank you

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Speaker 1: for listening to us. Anytime we need to sign, we

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Speaker 1: need to sign language interpreter here, we may have to

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Speaker 1: get you up here, call me and I love you, guys.

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Speaker 1: I listened to you every morning. So I just want

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Speaker 1: to say thank you so much for everything. Well, thank you, Danny,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much. Have a great day. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: have a great day, take care. Thank you. Let's get

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Speaker 1: into the three things you need to know from Gandhi. Gandhi,

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Speaker 1: what's up my heart, all of our hearts. Iowa, Missouri,

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Speaker 1: and Nebraska could be getting even more flooding this week.

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Speaker 1: We talked about how bad it was there last week

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Speaker 1: because of that bomb cyclone. Well now they're saying that

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Speaker 1: I see melting water is going to make it or

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Speaker 1: I see melt is going to make it even worse.

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Speaker 1: They're expecting later this week to really really get hit.

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Speaker 1: So if you want to donate, get ahead of it.

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Speaker 1: Red Cross dot org. Thousands of people we already know

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Speaker 1: we're displaced from their homes and they need your help. Also,

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Speaker 1: we're not moving quite as fast as New Zealand did,

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Speaker 1: but some new legislation passed. Bump stocks are now illegal

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Speaker 1: bump stocks. If you didn't know, there are those attachments

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Speaker 1: to that kind of turned something into something else that

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Speaker 1: it shouldn't be. It really makes it a set. Yeah. Um,

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Speaker 1: the Justice the Apartment announced that they were Department. I

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Speaker 1: just said Apartment announced they were going to ban them

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Speaker 1: in December. But now it's official, So no more bump stocks.

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Speaker 1: And finally, remember how we were all really excited about

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Speaker 1: the NASA All Women's Spacewalk, Yeah, they canceled it. Why

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Speaker 1: they canceled the NASA all women's Space Walk. That's a

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01:49:42,439 --> 01:49:49,360
Speaker 1: great question. Is better than Ghostbusters? Apparently there was only

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Speaker 1: one space suit that fit the women, and they always

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Speaker 1: like make the other soups? Were we doing? So it's

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Speaker 1: canceled for now until they get the Yeah, she'll make

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Speaker 1: the soap a vera waying women's space suit not rarely canceled.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully it's postponed. Yeah, that's canceled right now. Well that's postponed.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you, guns, You're welcome. Who did

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Speaker 1: the phone tap today? Garrett? All right? Is Rich Davis listening?

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Speaker 1: Rich Davis is listening as we speak. Our boy? All right,

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01:50:18,320 --> 01:50:22,280
Speaker 1: miss you? I always wanted a boy. That sounds creepy, right.

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Speaker 1: The Morning Show's official YouTube channel. Go to YouTube search

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. My crazy work hours can make it hard

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Speaker 1: to get a good night's rest. If you're like me

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Speaker 1: Phone tap, all right, Garrett, phone tap. So AJ wants

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01:50:54,160 --> 01:50:56,320
Speaker 1: to phone tap his mom. Now. AJ's out on spring

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Speaker 1: break because it is spring break season and thought now

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01:50:58,479 --> 01:51:00,960
Speaker 1: would be the perfect time to that's a mom. Mom

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Speaker 1: was gracious enough to pay for spring break, so we're

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Speaker 1: gonna call it mom from the hotel. AJ got into

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Speaker 1: some trouble. Not a good idea. I always worry when

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Speaker 1: their kids are at spring break and you're playing on

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Speaker 1: that army. All right, let's see what your age phone

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Speaker 1: tips all about. Hell, hey, mom, how are you doing.

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Speaker 1: Let's be having a mom. I need to help you

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Speaker 1: know the hotel that I say that? Yeah, last night

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Speaker 1: as we went out for drinks and kind of got

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Speaker 1: a little bit too drunk and knocked over a statue

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Speaker 1: in the lobby. What do you mean you knocked over

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Speaker 1: a statue and they have me I'm detained. They have

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Speaker 1: you detained? What do you mean they have you detained

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Speaker 1: for what? We're knocking over the statue? Day that I

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01:51:47,640 --> 01:51:50,479
Speaker 1: paid for it. You paid for it, so it's the problem.

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Speaker 1: Wait did you just say you paid for it? No? No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: they want them to pay for it. Pay for it.

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Speaker 1: Fifteen hundred dollars. I don't have that, mom, Could you

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Speaker 1: possibly send me another fifteen hundred? Do you want me

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Speaker 1: to sing you fifteen hundred dollars? I just paid for

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Speaker 1: the trip. Yeah, but I promise as soon as I

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Speaker 1: get back home, I will pay for it. I swear

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Speaker 1: to you. I'll give you back the money. No, no,

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01:52:12,439 --> 01:52:14,479
Speaker 1: now pay for this trip. And you want to get

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01:52:14,560 --> 01:52:17,280
Speaker 1: drunk and that's stupid with your friends. Your sorry? I responsible.

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Speaker 1: You want me to come up with fifty hundred dollars?

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Speaker 1: Are you crazy? I can't even leave the place. They

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Speaker 1: haven't even this room in the hotel? Thought about that?

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Speaker 1: What is she doing? Who got a bat? Who on

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Speaker 1: a bat? That's the owner of the of the hotel?

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Speaker 1: He's really this small ill plut my phone? Now? Hello,

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Speaker 1: who's this? I'm his mother? Who is this? I own

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Speaker 1: the resort that your son decided to destroy last night. Okay,

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Speaker 1: First of all, he told me that it was just

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Speaker 1: one thing that he broke. You make it so as

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Speaker 1: if he tore up the wrecked your whole hotel. We

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Speaker 1: have a big problem going on here because I have

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Speaker 1: Jonathan Taylor Thomas coming tomorrow and he knocked over our

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Speaker 1: statue of the founding father, Al Barland. Okay, man, I'm

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Speaker 1: not paying for it. I don't have the money. Mom,

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Speaker 1: listen your face, shut it up, Shut it up. Don't

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Speaker 1: you tell my son to shut up? Do you have

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Speaker 1: the money to pay me? No? I don't. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: shut up too, You shut up to you, hut up?

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Speaker 1: You back there, You shut your face. You don't talk

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Speaker 1: to my son like that. You don't tell him to

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Speaker 1: shut you don't tell me to shut up. Okay, Well

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Speaker 1: you're gonna need together. This is I have videotape of

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Speaker 1: him humping it last night in the fountain. He was

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Speaker 1: humping a statue. I wasn't humping the statue. I was

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Speaker 1: showing the fellows. Shut up. Don't talk to my son

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Speaker 1: like that. Are you going to pay me? Yes or no? No?

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Speaker 1: Then I'm going to have to hold your son. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm holding your son. Mom. What the hell did you do?

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Speaker 1: I don't even remember. Last night is all a blur.

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Speaker 1: I gave you money. Now where is that the money? Oh? Akod?

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Speaker 1: What nice spend it? I got a tattoo, a nice

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Speaker 1: school tattoo. Money I gave you, you'll spend it on

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01:54:06,240 --> 01:54:08,960
Speaker 1: a tattoo, get tattoos? And I said, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I love Jessica And I said, a minute it, Jessica,

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Speaker 1: you gotta tattoo with Jessica art it? Yeah, oh my neck,

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Speaker 1: you Jessica, don't come home. Hey, Tanya, my name is

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Speaker 1: Garre from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. And you

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Speaker 1: just got phone tap by your son. Wait, I got

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Speaker 1: phone tap? Are you sim don't worry? Are you spelling

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Speaker 1: tattoo though? Yes? Are you okay? That's ridiculous? Are you

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Speaker 1: spending money playing planks from kattoo steap? Have an idea

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Speaker 1: for a phone tab? Go to Elvis Duran dot com.

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Speaker 1: Click on the phone tap tab, tell us what you

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Speaker 1: want to do. Phone table was prerecorded with permission granted

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Speaker 1: by all parties. Elvis Duran Phone Tab. We're Elvis Duran

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Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. Daniel, why are you all dressed up?

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Speaker 1: You got hair and makeup going? I got a big

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Speaker 1: interview downstairs. I got the exclusive with Chef Latie. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna sit down and talk to him about life in general.

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Speaker 1: And everybody wants to know about Chef Ltee and so

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Speaker 1: I am doing the interview. I was told to dress

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01:55:27,000 --> 01:55:30,840
Speaker 1: appropriately and I will be doing a serious sit down.

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Speaker 1: Yeah why, I don't know. I was just asked to

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Speaker 1: do it nice. How could you turn down Chef Ltee.

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Speaker 1: I mean, this guy's is a you know, he's something something.

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Speaker 1: So I'm hoping to get through the interview without someone's

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Speaker 1: hands going on my leg. But you know, it's just

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Speaker 1: Chef Ltee. I find this will be an interesting interview

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Speaker 1: because Chef lte doesn't like you. He doesn't, but he

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Speaker 1: last time he was in here, he said he liked

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01:55:55,000 --> 01:55:58,240
Speaker 1: me a little bit more. Boy, he's in town. He

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Speaker 1: did not. He's actually getting ready up to I think

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Speaker 1: he's in the he's somewhere getting ready for this big interview. Oh.

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Speaker 1: I wonder what he's wearing. I don't know what he'll

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Speaker 1: be wearing. Hopefully clothes, um, but he'd laugh were heerious

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Speaker 1: a little bit more, Chef Lait, Why are you doing

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Speaker 1: an interview with Danielle? Well, you know he was when

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Speaker 1: when your people call me, I say, now, flying, my

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Speaker 1: people call you to do an interview with you, Jake

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Speaker 1: and Andrew and said, Jakie called me in France and good,

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Speaker 1: come in, I come. That's gonna be a great interview.

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Speaker 1: All right, I'm very trying to talk to you, Chef.

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01:56:39,520 --> 01:56:41,800
Speaker 1: You don't know what I love that Gaudy hates Cheflin.

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01:56:42,080 --> 01:56:46,720
Speaker 1: I really don't hate him. You don't trying to understand him.

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01:56:46,840 --> 01:56:52,400
Speaker 1: I have a big out talk to you about your book?

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01:56:52,880 --> 01:56:55,120
Speaker 1: Is a cookbook or a book about the life of

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01:56:55,200 --> 01:56:58,560
Speaker 1: chef Latine? Is a book? Is how you say? How

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01:56:58,640 --> 01:57:01,880
Speaker 1: I have sex with him own? You know, let's sex

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01:57:02,000 --> 01:57:05,240
Speaker 1: with them all the time? Okay? All right, well Daniel,

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Speaker 1: you are you prepared for the interview? I am ready

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Speaker 1: to go. I have lots of questions, right, how can

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01:57:09,240 --> 01:57:11,880
Speaker 1: you want to interview? I'm just thinking about him cooking

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01:57:11,920 --> 01:57:13,840
Speaker 1: and then talking about all the sex with the women,

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Speaker 1: and I'll I think is chef std I have a

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Speaker 1: sex with you? Thank you? You see your body over

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Speaker 1: the place. Okay, well, there you go, so look for

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Speaker 1: it soon. An interview, a probing interview. It bigger than

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01:57:31,400 --> 01:57:33,480
Speaker 1: that will be easy to do. I'm sure is going

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01:57:33,560 --> 01:57:35,720
Speaker 1: to be a big failure compared to your book called Poop.

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01:57:37,440 --> 01:57:43,760
Speaker 1: I will see you in minutes. All right, thank you, chef,

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Speaker 1: Go get into hair and makeup for the big interview.

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01:57:46,920 --> 01:57:49,720
Speaker 1: You know, I actually had to rearrange my schedule today

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01:57:49,800 --> 01:57:53,320
Speaker 1: to to do this interview for the chef lat I

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Speaker 1: watch it. I don't want to you. Last time I

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01:57:59,680 --> 01:58:02,200
Speaker 1: was here, you told me that you were starting to

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01:58:02,280 --> 01:58:05,600
Speaker 1: like me a little bit more. I was drunk too.

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Speaker 1: We gotta move on, thank you. Chef. Daniel will be

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01:58:08,840 --> 01:58:09,920
Speaker 1: down in a few minutes. She has to do a

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Speaker 1: Daniel report. Okay, wonderful chef. Yeah, get my chef Gandhi

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01:58:15,400 --> 01:58:19,040
Speaker 1: hates you. You hate Daniel. It's like a triangle of hate.

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01:58:19,880 --> 01:58:22,000
Speaker 1: All right, Daniel, all right, what are you going on?

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01:58:22,160 --> 01:58:24,520
Speaker 1: All right? Well, if you are going to see Avenger's

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01:58:24,680 --> 01:58:26,760
Speaker 1: End Game, I am letting you know you need to

2296
01:58:26,800 --> 01:58:29,160
Speaker 1: take your popcorn. You needed to go potty before you

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01:58:29,240 --> 01:58:31,840
Speaker 1: go in, because it will be over three hours, three

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01:58:31,920 --> 01:58:34,840
Speaker 1: hours and two minutes. Average length of a film two

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Speaker 1: hours and a half to two Yeah. Yeah, this is

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01:58:37,160 --> 01:58:39,600
Speaker 1: gonna be over three hours. This is thirty minutes longer

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01:58:39,680 --> 01:58:42,000
Speaker 1: than Infinity War and that was pretty long. Oh I

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01:58:42,120 --> 01:58:43,800
Speaker 1: love it. I loved it too, But that's a long

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01:58:43,880 --> 01:58:46,480
Speaker 1: time for me to stay seated without moving intermission, and

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01:58:46,600 --> 01:58:48,560
Speaker 1: I have to go potty. I mean I have to

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01:58:48,640 --> 01:58:50,600
Speaker 1: go every two hours. So this is an issue. I'm

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01:58:50,600 --> 01:58:54,000
Speaker 1: just short of my legs fall asleep, all right. Let

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Speaker 1: the carty gandhi. When you go to the theater? Do

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01:58:56,520 --> 01:59:00,320
Speaker 1: your feet touch the ground? It depends on the seat, Okay, good,

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01:59:00,360 --> 01:59:02,400
Speaker 1: Many seasons they don't. So if there's no one sitting

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01:59:02,400 --> 01:59:03,760
Speaker 1: in front of me, I try to put my feet

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01:59:03,880 --> 01:59:05,720
Speaker 1: up up on the chair if there's no one there.

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01:59:05,920 --> 01:59:08,400
Speaker 1: But it's always packed, so even here, like my feet dangle.

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Speaker 1: So I brought this little box and I put my feet. Well,

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Speaker 1: I know that you and Danielle had a dayton night

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01:59:13,280 --> 01:59:15,920
Speaker 1: and you went to see Dumbo? Did we did? They

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01:59:16,120 --> 01:59:18,640
Speaker 1: loved it? Who did your feet touch the ground? My

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01:59:18,680 --> 01:59:21,360
Speaker 1: feet did touch the ground. And Dumbo was so good

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01:59:21,400 --> 01:59:24,760
Speaker 1: that after the show, I went to the Disney Store

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01:59:25,160 --> 01:59:28,240
Speaker 1: because I wanted a Dumbo plush because I felt like

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01:59:28,320 --> 01:59:30,760
Speaker 1: I needed to keep him safe. So I took him

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Speaker 1: home with me and slept with him in my bed,

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Speaker 1: and she bought me one. And I love you for

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Speaker 1: You're welcome. All right. So let's talk about Cardi Bie.

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Speaker 1: People are not happy with her. This morning, she took

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Speaker 1: the social because she was getting upset that people were

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Speaker 1: criticizing her, and she said, look, this hasn't been easy

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01:59:45,320 --> 01:59:47,840
Speaker 1: before I was famous. I went to the I was

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01:59:47,880 --> 01:59:49,720
Speaker 1: at the strip clubs, and I would take peep guys

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Speaker 1: home with me and then I would drug them and

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01:59:52,440 --> 01:59:54,400
Speaker 1: then I would take their money. How did she think

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01:59:54,440 --> 01:59:56,080
Speaker 1: that was going to help people like her more? I

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Speaker 1: don't know. So now people are calling her all sorts

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Speaker 1: of names, like Bill Cosby and yeah, what's the hashta hashtag?

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Speaker 1: Surviving CARDI b oh, yeah not good. Yeah, let's see

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Speaker 1: what else do I have for you. Geneth Paljo got

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02:00:07,160 --> 02:00:10,200
Speaker 1: called out by her daughter Apple by posting a picture

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Speaker 1: without her permission. Apple is at the age where she's like, no, Mom,

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Speaker 1: I don't want it out there. My son does it

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Speaker 1: all the time. He constantly, I told you, when we

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Speaker 1: do an Instagram, he'll be in the background and I'll

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02:00:21,160 --> 02:00:23,880
Speaker 1: do an Instagram story and he will scream, my mother

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02:00:24,120 --> 02:00:26,880
Speaker 1: hates you, so that I have to delete it off

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02:00:26,920 --> 02:00:29,000
Speaker 1: of my Instagram because he doesn't like to be on there.

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02:00:29,880 --> 02:00:31,960
Speaker 1: I make fart noises in the background. Yeah, thirteen year

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02:00:32,000 --> 02:00:34,640
Speaker 1: old angst is what I call it? What Froggy's excuse?

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Speaker 1: He's a grown man? Yeah, what's ten year old? I

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02:00:37,600 --> 02:00:40,680
Speaker 1: act like I'm thirteen anyway, that's it, goodbye, thank you,

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Speaker 1: good good morning, Oh god the show. Have you played

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Speaker 1: Relative Insanity yet? You know how everyone thinks they're a

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02:00:55,200 --> 02:00:58,360
Speaker 1: funny comedian will Relative Insanity is the game that actually

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02:00:58,480 --> 02:01:01,280
Speaker 1: makes anyone funny just by playing the punchline cards. Want

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Speaker 1: to be funny? Get Relative Insanity at Target from play

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Speaker 1: Monster