WEBVTT - You Been Driving My Car

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for it today

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<v Speaker 1>and then and the subject is his sister or his

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<v Speaker 1>secret lover. We'll get into that see what that's all

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<v Speaker 1>about in just a few because right now it is

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<v Speaker 1>time for the nephew and today's frank phone call. Nephew,

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<v Speaker 1>what you got for us?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, it's been brought to my attention that you've been

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<v Speaker 2>driving my car. You've been driving you've been driving my car.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go care dough.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, I'm turned to restort this.

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<v Speaker 4>Please, Yeah, this is Curtis.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't want to work at the hotel and you

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<v Speaker 3>do ballet parking.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, y'all working.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, let me.

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<v Speaker 5>Tell you something. You would have want to park my.

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<v Speaker 3>Seven fifty BMWs. You just took the change out of

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<v Speaker 3>my car.

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<v Speaker 5>The loose change, our head in there, and you also.

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<v Speaker 3>Have put one hundred miles on there. And I know

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<v Speaker 3>you the one did it, because you the want. I tip,

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<v Speaker 3>I timped you, you parked it, and then when I

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<v Speaker 3>came back, you want brought my car back and I

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<v Speaker 3>kept you. I know you the one put them damn

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<v Speaker 3>miles on my car.

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<v Speaker 6>On man hold on, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.

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<v Speaker 4>Who is this?

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<v Speaker 3>My name is chasing man, Jason, Jason.

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<v Speaker 4>Why didn't you get my number?

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<v Speaker 3>I got your number from the hotel manager. I told

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<v Speaker 3>him I needed a folk the Curtis who do the

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<v Speaker 3>ballet parker, and they gave me your number. You the

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<v Speaker 3>one put these miles, man, You put a hundred miles

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<v Speaker 3>over there.

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<v Speaker 6>I ain't hold I ain't putting up miles in your car.

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<v Speaker 7>Man.

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<v Speaker 4>That's all I do is just get the cars and

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<v Speaker 4>park and that ship.

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<v Speaker 6>I ain't ain't. I ain't taking no change to nobody car.

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<v Speaker 5>Eas You the one took.

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<v Speaker 3>My change I had. I had THD.

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<v Speaker 5>Jakes in there in.

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<v Speaker 3>The in the City player. When I got in there,

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<v Speaker 3>it was a bigger smiles or somebody in there.

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<v Speaker 5>You the one was in my car man.

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<v Speaker 6>Man, I don't even know how to work that radio.

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<v Speaker 3>And there.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, look what I probably pluck your car because I

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<v Speaker 4>parked a whole lot of cars, and I just we

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<v Speaker 4>you can give you. Maybe somebody else probably took your

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<v Speaker 4>car and drove it around, but I don't know we can.

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<v Speaker 3>How many manager work at the hotel and do valet parking?

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<v Speaker 5>How many of my pat work.

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<v Speaker 6>Didn't do valet parking. But that that's what I do,

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<v Speaker 6>is part the car.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't take nobody car and driving around the town.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll steal nothing from the car.

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<v Speaker 6>Ain't no thief.

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<v Speaker 4>Man.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, man, let me tell you something. Man, I know

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<v Speaker 3>you the one put these miles on here you hear me,

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<v Speaker 3>I know you was the one man.

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<v Speaker 5>Put that hold on, hold on man.

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<v Speaker 4>Look look look man, I'm gonna probation right now, right so,

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, ain't got no time to be still nothing

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<v Speaker 4>not about nobody calls. I'm just I'm just part time job. Man,

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<v Speaker 4>just fucking called them trying to take care of me

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<v Speaker 4>and my little girl.

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<v Speaker 3>That's shit.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm telling you. If somebody did take your car and

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<v Speaker 4>drive it around or steal something from your car, we

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<v Speaker 4>can we can figure out. You know what I'm talking

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<v Speaker 4>about that you just bring the car and you just coming.

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<v Speaker 4>We can talk to the managers and figure it out.

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<v Speaker 4>But I promise you, I promise you wasn't me, man,

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<v Speaker 4>I mathms. If you just don't want to look at

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<v Speaker 4>you know, we'll find out what happened with your car.

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<v Speaker 5>You the one did it, man, You the one put

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<v Speaker 5>the hundred miles on my car. You had that red

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<v Speaker 5>dance song, you had that name tag. See Curtis, you

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<v Speaker 5>pulled off in and you pulled back up in. You

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<v Speaker 5>the only one told me you win the one.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey man, hey, Loia, wash a little bit, man, hold on,

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<v Speaker 4>I can't. I can't hear you.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I know you can hear me.

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<v Speaker 3>You're gonna hear me when I get in your You

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<v Speaker 3>gonna hear me when I do that telling me.

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<v Speaker 5>I said, you gonna hear me when I get in.

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<v Speaker 3>Your because you put that hundred miles on it. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>gonna come up to that. Damn man.

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<v Speaker 4>I hey' putting one hundred miles in your car? Right?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just hey man, you know what. I just scared

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<v Speaker 4>nothing from your car. Ain't putting a hundred of miles

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<v Speaker 4>or your car, right. I told you I'm gonna probation

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<v Speaker 4>right now. That's what I do. I go to work.

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<v Speaker 4>I parked these cars and I'm coming home and take

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<v Speaker 4>care of me in my galler, right. Ain't putting one

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<v Speaker 4>hundred miles on your car? Man, I ain't take your car.

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<v Speaker 4>That's all I did was trolve your car and talked it.

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<v Speaker 3>Man. That's it now, that ain't what you what?

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<v Speaker 5>He loses nothing, they lose chain out.

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<v Speaker 3>Of now and y also put one hundred mile. It

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<v Speaker 3>was like one hundred and four miles extra on that

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<v Speaker 3>car when I got back the Let me tell you something, man,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna come up. Where do you work again?

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<v Speaker 5>When do you work tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 3>I work tomorrow night. What time do y'all get there?

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<v Speaker 4>I'll be there six o'clock.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm coming up there five forty five. And guess what,

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<v Speaker 3>mister Curtis, I'm gonna deal with your little by myself.

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<v Speaker 4>Man. No, come the floor up to that job. That

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<v Speaker 4>job is you do. Bring it up to the job.

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<v Speaker 4>What kind of car you say you have to get?

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<v Speaker 5>I said, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Got a black seven fifty BMW. I'm coming up there

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<v Speaker 3>when I get out of it. Hey, you ready here,

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<v Speaker 3>CURTAINSW you're ready.

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<v Speaker 4>Already already. Now, I'm gonna be ready, be ready. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>gonna having another verse on for you too. It's gonna say, Curtis,

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<v Speaker 4>they bring you up black. Up to God, you sound

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<v Speaker 4>like you're black.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm black, I'm black, my car black, and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>finna get in. You're black.

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<v Speaker 6>Tom Ring telling you this stuff today the day I'm

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<v Speaker 6>telling you, I'm trying to shot right on black purple.

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<v Speaker 3>Just chalk.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm telling you spring up there. If you work to

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<v Speaker 4>do all I'm telling you, it worse for me.

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<v Speaker 6>But I mean you will take you till man.

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<v Speaker 3>I got one more thing I need to say to you, Curtis,

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<v Speaker 3>you're listening to me? What is you listening?

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<v Speaker 6>Sure?

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<v Speaker 3>This is Nephew Timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 3>You just got pranked by your boy DC, who do

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<v Speaker 3>Valet Parking with you?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 6>What'd you say?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, Curtis, is it another guy worked there named TC

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<v Speaker 3>that do Valet Parking?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>This Nephew tire me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 3>He got me the prank phone called you.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh man, I'm gonna get that now. Oh lord, Jesus man.

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<v Speaker 6>My heart was beat man.

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<v Speaker 4>Maw was being so fast as I thought I was

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<v Speaker 4>about to go back down.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh Lord, you knew you you was going back Curry.

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<v Speaker 4>O Lord, I'm cheilling you, man. It was about to

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<v Speaker 4>be over.

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<v Speaker 3>It was about to be over.

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<v Speaker 4>It was the first person I start got out. He

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<v Speaker 4>was about to get it. I'm chilling you, Curtis.

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<v Speaker 3>You got to be strong man. You're gonna be strong

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<v Speaker 3>for show, for sure.

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<v Speaker 5>Be strong man, a little body your.

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<v Speaker 3>Buddy and had you going on? Man, just be strong.

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<v Speaker 4>I hear you, hear you. I'm not gonna you know,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna keep it straight man, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, man, stay strong. You gotta take care of

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<v Speaker 3>this little girl. Boys, you can't go back in there.

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<v Speaker 4>All right.

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<v Speaker 3>I got one more thing I gotta ask you, man,

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<v Speaker 3>what is what is the baddest some talking about the

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<v Speaker 3>baddest radio show in the lane?

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<v Speaker 6>Man?

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<v Speaker 4>That's Steve? Who have the morning show?

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<v Speaker 7>Come on? And now you have it? Was that stupid? Enough?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 7>Enough question?

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<v Speaker 2>Notice how I started at the top, which is immediate,

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<v Speaker 2>high ended to get right into it when he ain't

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<v Speaker 2>got even time time to think about it.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>All those accusations, stealing, your driving, your car, all.

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<v Speaker 2>Of that all yeah, keep it stupid now, my stupid

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<v Speaker 2>different though, my stupid like John Moran stupid and my

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<v Speaker 2>stupid two different stupid. This is organized stupidity over here.

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<v Speaker 7>I understand it. You're stupid on purpose.

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<v Speaker 2>What you're saying stupid with a purpose, with a purpose,

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<v Speaker 2>with the purpose of being stupid and bring nothing but

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<v Speaker 2>joy to people.

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<v Speaker 7>From my stupid? Am I right or wrong? He wasn't

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<v Speaker 7>too happy first though. Let me, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm feeling like I'm not getting in it any and

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<v Speaker 2>it praise pranks.

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<v Speaker 7>Now we always have questions this morn. Let me get

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<v Speaker 7>this right time. So your those stupidity got purpose with.

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<v Speaker 2>Pose and an understanding and people like it, and you

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<v Speaker 2>get it and you understand that that's a difference with it.

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<v Speaker 7>Do you see the difference? Do you see?

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<v Speaker 1>Your uncle is looking at you?

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<v Speaker 7>Why you got dem head lights?

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<v Speaker 3>What is what?

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<v Speaker 7>What is wrong with you this morning?

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<v Speaker 8>Because the headlights is this bright shining stupidity that you have.

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<v Speaker 7>And I just can't.

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<v Speaker 8>I just get caught up in it because I'll be

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<v Speaker 8>looking at you and then you try to rationalize and

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<v Speaker 8>put lodging into it. Let me, let me help you

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<v Speaker 8>with this word right here. You can't logistify stupidity. Whoa, whoa,

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<v Speaker 8>that's that's just that. Yeah, that is a word.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. It sounds good though, sound good.

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<v Speaker 7>That's the word.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see I react, logic and legitimize.

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<v Speaker 7>Steve dog I don't spell. I don't spell. I speak, Yeah, Mike,

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<v Speaker 7>I've never been the last time I could spell good.

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<v Speaker 7>I was in the sixth grade.

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<v Speaker 8>After that, I fell off traumatically because I started getting

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<v Speaker 8>introduced to Fox.

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<v Speaker 7>Syllable words that fell off fail.

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<v Speaker 2>This right here Fox, It's the Fox still of Detroit, Michigan.

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<v Speaker 2>The Nephew is coming to town Saturday, May twenty seventh.

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<v Speaker 2>The Nephew will be there. That's Memorial Day weekend. It

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<v Speaker 2>on sale right now, Saturday May twenty seven, Detroit, MO.

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<v Speaker 2>Time here we come. Yeah, is on the way?

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<v Speaker 1>It is all right, all right, come on, sorry, letter

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<v Speaker 1>the subject his sister or his secret lover. Will we

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<v Speaker 1>find out right after this?

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<v Speaker 2>We just might.

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