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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for it today

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Speaker 1: and then and the subject is his sister or his

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Speaker 1: secret lover. We'll get into that see what that's all

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Speaker 1: about in just a few because right now it is

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Speaker 1: time for the nephew and today's frank phone call. Nephew,

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Speaker 1: what you got for us?

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Speaker 2: Uh, it's been brought to my attention that you've been

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Speaker 2: driving my car. You've been driving you've been driving my car.

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Speaker 2: Let's go care dough.

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Speaker 3: Hello, I'm turned to restort this.

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Speaker 4: Please, Yeah, this is Curtis.

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Speaker 3: You don't want to work at the hotel and you

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Speaker 3: do ballet parking.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, y'all working.

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Speaker 3: Okay, let me.

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Speaker 5: Tell you something. You would have want to park my.

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Speaker 3: Seven fifty BMWs. You just took the change out of

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Speaker 5: The loose change, our head in there, and you also.

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Speaker 3: Have put one hundred miles on there. And I know

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Speaker 3: you the one did it, because you the want. I tip,

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Speaker 3: I timped you, you parked it, and then when I

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Speaker 3: came back, you want brought my car back and I

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Speaker 3: kept you. I know you the one put them damn

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Speaker 3: miles on my car.

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Speaker 6: On man hold on, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.

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Speaker 4: Who is this?

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Speaker 3: My name is chasing man, Jason, Jason.

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Speaker 4: Why didn't you get my number?

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Speaker 3: I got your number from the hotel manager. I told

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Speaker 3: him I needed a folk the Curtis who do the

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Speaker 3: ballet parker, and they gave me your number. You the

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Speaker 3: one put these miles, man, You put a hundred miles

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Speaker 6: I ain't hold I ain't putting up miles in your car.

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Speaker 7: Man.

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Speaker 4: That's all I do is just get the cars and

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Speaker 6: I ain't ain't. I ain't taking no change to nobody car.

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Speaker 5: Eas You the one took.

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Speaker 3: My change I had. I had THD.

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Speaker 5: Jakes in there in.

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Speaker 3: The in the City player. When I got in there,

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Speaker 5: You the one was in my car man.

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Speaker 6: Man, I don't even know how to work that radio.

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Speaker 3: And there.

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Speaker 4: Man, look what I probably pluck your car because I

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Speaker 4: parked a whole lot of cars, and I just we

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Speaker 4: you can give you. Maybe somebody else probably took your

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Speaker 4: car and drove it around, but I don't know we can.

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Speaker 3: How many manager work at the hotel and do valet parking?

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Speaker 5: How many of my pat work.

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Speaker 6: Didn't do valet parking. But that that's what I do,

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Speaker 4: I don't take nobody car and driving around the town.

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Speaker 4: I'll steal nothing from the car.

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Speaker 6: Ain't no thief.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 3: Hey, man, let me tell you something. Man, I know

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Speaker 3: you the one put these miles on here you hear me,

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Speaker 3: I know you was the one man.

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Speaker 5: Put that hold on, hold on man.

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Speaker 4: Look look look man, I'm gonna probation right now, right so,

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Speaker 4: I mean, ain't got no time to be still nothing

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Speaker 4: not about nobody calls. I'm just I'm just part time job. Man,

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Speaker 3: That's shit.

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Speaker 4: I'm telling you. If somebody did take your car and

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Speaker 4: about that you just bring the car and you just coming.

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Speaker 4: We can talk to the managers and figure it out.

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Speaker 4: But I promise you, I promise you wasn't me, man,

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Speaker 4: I mathms. If you just don't want to look at

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Speaker 5: You the one did it, man, You the one put

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Speaker 5: the hundred miles on my car. You had that red

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Speaker 4: Hey man, hey, Loia, wash a little bit, man, hold on,

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Speaker 4: I can't. I can't hear you.

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Speaker 5: No, I know you can hear me.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna hear me when I get in your You

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Speaker 5: I said, you gonna hear me when I get in.

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Speaker 3: Your because you put that hundred miles on it. I'm

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Speaker 4: I hey' putting one hundred miles in your car? Right?

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Speaker 4: I'm just hey man, you know what. I just scared

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Speaker 4: nothing from your car. Ain't putting a hundred of miles

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Speaker 4: right now. That's what I do. I go to work.

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Speaker 4: I parked these cars and I'm coming home and take

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Speaker 4: hundred miles on your car? Man, I ain't take your car.

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Speaker 4: That's all I did was trolve your car and talked it.

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Speaker 3: Man. That's it now, that ain't what you what?

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Speaker 5: He loses nothing, they lose chain out.

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Speaker 3: Of now and y also put one hundred mile. It

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Speaker 3: was like one hundred and four miles extra on that

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna come up. Where do you work again?

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Speaker 5: When do you work tomorrow?

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Speaker 3: I work tomorrow night. What time do y'all get there?

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Speaker 4: I'll be there six o'clock.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm coming up there five forty five. And guess what,

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Speaker 3: mister Curtis, I'm gonna deal with your little by myself.

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Speaker 4: Man. No, come the floor up to that job. That

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Speaker 4: What kind of car you say you have to get?

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Speaker 5: I said, I.

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Speaker 3: Got a black seven fifty BMW. I'm coming up there

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Speaker 3: CURTAINSW you're ready.

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Speaker 4: Already already. Now, I'm gonna be ready, be ready. I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna having another verse on for you too. It's gonna say, Curtis,

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Speaker 4: they bring you up black. Up to God, you sound

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Speaker 4: like you're black.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm black, I'm black, my car black, and I'm

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Speaker 6: Tom Ring telling you this stuff today the day I'm

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Speaker 6: telling you, I'm trying to shot right on black purple.

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Speaker 3: Just chalk.

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Speaker 4: I'm telling you spring up there. If you work to

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Speaker 6: But I mean you will take you till man.

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Speaker 3: I got one more thing I need to say to you, Curtis,

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Speaker 3: you're listening to me? What is you listening?

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Speaker 6: Sure?

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Speaker 3: This is Nephew Timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: You just got pranked by your boy DC, who do

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Speaker 3: Valet Parking with you?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 6: What'd you say?

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Speaker 3: Hey, Curtis, is it another guy worked there named TC

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Speaker 3: that do Valet Parking?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: This Nephew tire me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: He got me the prank phone called you.

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Speaker 4: Oh man, I'm gonna get that now. Oh lord, Jesus man.

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Speaker 6: My heart was beat man.

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Speaker 4: Maw was being so fast as I thought I was

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Speaker 4: about to go back down.

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Speaker 3: Oh Lord, you knew you you was going back Curry.

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Speaker 4: O Lord, I'm cheilling you, man. It was about to

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Speaker 3: It was about to be over.

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Speaker 4: It was the first person I start got out. He

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Speaker 4: was about to get it. I'm chilling you, Curtis.

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Speaker 3: You got to be strong man. You're gonna be strong

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Speaker 3: for show, for sure.

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Speaker 5: Be strong man, a little body your.

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Speaker 3: Buddy and had you going on? Man, just be strong.

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Speaker 4: I hear you, hear you. I'm not gonna you know,

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna keep it straight man, you know.

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Speaker 3: All right, man, stay strong. You gotta take care of

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Speaker 4: All right.

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Speaker 3: I got one more thing I gotta ask you, man,

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Speaker 3: what is what is the baddest some talking about the

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Speaker 6: Man?

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Speaker 4: That's Steve? Who have the morning show?

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Speaker 7: Come on? And now you have it? Was that stupid? Enough?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Enough question?

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Speaker 2: Notice how I started at the top, which is immediate,

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: All those accusations, stealing, your driving, your car, all.

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Speaker 2: Of that all yeah, keep it stupid now, my stupid

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Speaker 2: stupid two different stupid. This is organized stupidity over here.

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Speaker 7: I understand it. You're stupid on purpose.

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Speaker 2: What you're saying stupid with a purpose, with a purpose,

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Speaker 7: From my stupid? Am I right or wrong? He wasn't

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Speaker 7: too happy first though. Let me, I don't.

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Speaker 2: I'm feeling like I'm not getting in it any and

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Speaker 2: it praise pranks.

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Speaker 7: Now we always have questions this morn. Let me get

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Speaker 7: this right time. So your those stupidity got purpose with.

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Speaker 2: Pose and an understanding and people like it, and you

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Speaker 2: get it and you understand that that's a difference with it.

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Speaker 7: Do you see the difference? Do you see?

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Speaker 1: Your uncle is looking at you?

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Speaker 7: Why you got dem head lights?

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Speaker 3: What is what?

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Speaker 7: What is wrong with you this morning?

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Speaker 8: Because the headlights is this bright shining stupidity that you have.

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Speaker 7: And I just can't.

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Speaker 8: I just get caught up in it because I'll be

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Speaker 8: looking at you and then you try to rationalize and

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Speaker 8: put lodging into it. Let me, let me help you

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Speaker 8: with this word right here. You can't logistify stupidity. Whoa, whoa,

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Speaker 8: that's that's just that. Yeah, that is a word.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. It sounds good though, sound good.

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Speaker 7: That's the word.

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Speaker 1: Let's see I react, logic and legitimize.

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Speaker 7: Steve dog I don't spell. I don't spell. I speak, Yeah, Mike,

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Speaker 7: I've never been the last time I could spell good.

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Speaker 7: I was in the sixth grade.

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Speaker 8: After that, I fell off traumatically because I started getting

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Speaker 8: introduced to Fox.

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Speaker 7: Syllable words that fell off fail.

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Speaker 2: This right here Fox, It's the Fox still of Detroit, Michigan.

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Speaker 2: The Nephew is coming to town Saturday, May twenty seventh.

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Speaker 2: The Nephew will be there. That's Memorial Day weekend. It

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Speaker 2: is jokes and Jams. Donelle Rilins coupon Red grant Me Nephew,

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Speaker 2: Tommy hosting, Tony Grand Kelly Kel's, d Ray Davis and

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Speaker 2: Juvenile is in the building at the Fox Theater. Tickets

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Speaker 2: on sale right now, Saturday May twenty seven, Detroit, MO.

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Speaker 2: Time here we come. Yeah, is on the way?

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Speaker 1: It is all right, all right, come on, sorry, letter

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Speaker 1: the subject his sister or his secret lover. Will we

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Speaker 1: find out right after this?

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Speaker 2: We just might.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.