WEBVTT - The Gift - 9.11.26

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<v Speaker 1>It is time for the prank phone call. What you

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<v Speaker 1>got for us, Nat? This right here is the gift.

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<v Speaker 1>The gift.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, sometimes you got to mail people, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>how you feeling. You know what I'm saying? So I

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<v Speaker 2>mail somebody. Yeah, I mail somebody my drawers.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying?

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<v Speaker 3>What?

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes you got to mail. Hey, hey, listen, listen, listen, listen, Linda. Surprise.

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<v Speaker 4>Tone out your voice.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, right? He keeps surprising me. Stop letting it

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<v Speaker 1>surprise you. I'm the only one on here that mailed

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<v Speaker 1>some draws before.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes. Yes. We can say confidently. Yes. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm the only one in Milsom Draw. A couple days ago,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm the only one in Magic Shade. You know what?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm the only one.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the only one that done stuff on this show.

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<v Speaker 2>Y'all need to get more involved with yourself.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what I'm saying? On this show, you have

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<v Speaker 4>got everybody talking. The stupidest person on this show. So yes,

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<v Speaker 4>you've out-dummied all of us.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, listen, man.

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<v Speaker 2>When we get off work today, go in your room,

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<v Speaker 2>get a pair of drawers, and mail them to somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>Do it.

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<v Speaker 3>Do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't comment, Junior.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, it's hard being by yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Being stupid. It's a full-time job, baby. All right, let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>This right here is the gift. The gift. We're going

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<v Speaker 1>to mail these drawers. Let's go, Kendo.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach Bree.

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<v Speaker 5>This is Bree.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, Bree, how you doing? Listen, you and I, we've

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<v Speaker 3>never met. I wanted to reach out to you, though.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you get a package sent to you last week?

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<v Speaker 3>A package? Who is this? My name is Jason, and

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<v Speaker 3>I sent you a package.

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<v Speaker 5>Jason, do I know you? Who are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Say again now.

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<v Speaker 5>How do I know you?

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<v Speaker 3>You don't know me. I'm just, you know, I guess

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<v Speaker 3>you could say I'm like a secret admirer, and I've

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<v Speaker 3>been admiring you for quite some time. And, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>I sent you a little something, and, you know, I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't know if you got it or not, if I

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<v Speaker 3>had the right address, but I wanted to know if

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<v Speaker 3>you had gotten it. So, you know, this is like

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<v Speaker 3>my first time reaching out to you.

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<v Speaker 5>You sent that package to my house.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, yeah, I mean, you got a pair of my

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<v Speaker 3>underwear with the rose petals all in it.

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<v Speaker 5>You said, yeah, you're the person who drives to my house.

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<v Speaker 5>Who the f * * * are you? And how

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<v Speaker 5>do you know me?

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<v Speaker 3>What? I've been in mind you for a long time.

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<v Speaker 3>I see you at your job. I see you at

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<v Speaker 3>your house. You know, at the grocery market when I

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<v Speaker 3>see you.

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<v Speaker 5>So what you a stalker? Do I know you? Where

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<v Speaker 5>do I know you from?

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<v Speaker 3>You don't know me, you know? You don't know me

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<v Speaker 3>at all. But you know, I got, you know.

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<v Speaker 5>Wait a minute.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

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<v Speaker 5>You sent some drows to my house, got my husband

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<v Speaker 5>all up in an uproar behind these drows, and you

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<v Speaker 5>don't even know me?

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<v Speaker 3>You got a husband?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I got a husband.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I mean, hey, no disrespect, Bree. I ain't know

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<v Speaker 3>you got a husband.

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<v Speaker 5>You've been watching me, stalking me at my job, at

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<v Speaker 5>my house. You ought to know that.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, I apologize on that. So you did get it?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't want no apology. Yeah, I got him.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I mean, what did you think about the gesture, though?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean.

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<v Speaker 5>Let me explain something to you. My husband got that

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<v Speaker 5>package with my... name on it and i've been for

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<v Speaker 5>the last week going through hell this checking my facebook

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<v Speaker 5>all of my emails going through my call history on

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<v Speaker 5>my phone i get you wake my up in the

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<v Speaker 5>middle of the night talking about this and you gonna

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<v Speaker 5>ask me about are you crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>You know i would hey i was just admiring you

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<v Speaker 3>i thought you know sending a pair of my underwear

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<v Speaker 3>to my house.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't even know you like that. I don't even

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<v Speaker 5>know you like that.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I know, I know. But, you know, that

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<v Speaker 3>was my way of, like, showing you that I admire you,

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<v Speaker 3>that I'm into you. You know, that was just... That's

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<v Speaker 3>some sick s * * *.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't need no more drows. Especially no strange drows.

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<v Speaker 5>I got drows at the house. I got two sons,

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<v Speaker 5>a husband. I watch drows every week. I don't need

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<v Speaker 5>no more drows. You don't do no s * *

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<v Speaker 5>t like that. Upset my whole s * * t household.

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<v Speaker 5>Hand me the s * * t in the divorce

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<v Speaker 5>court behind some s * * t' s walls. What I

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<v Speaker 5>want to know is how the hell do you know me?

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<v Speaker 5>How did you get my address, where I work, where

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<v Speaker 5>I buy clothes? How do you know me? My phone number?

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<v Speaker 3>All this s * * t.

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<v Speaker 5>How the * * * * do you know me?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't get that. Where did you get my * * * * from?

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<v Speaker 5>I tell you what, call this number back when my

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<v Speaker 5>husband get home.

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<v Speaker 3>You can deal with him. Wait, wait, wait.

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<v Speaker 5>He can get your drawers back. You come meet him

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<v Speaker 5>in the morning. I'll have him there. Come by my job.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not trying to have altercations with nobody. I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>trying to have all of that.

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<v Speaker 5>You explain this * * * * to him and

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<v Speaker 5>get this.

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<v Speaker 3>* * * *.

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<v Speaker 5>Off my * * * *. Because I've had enough

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<v Speaker 5>of this * * * * and some * * * *

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<v Speaker 5>drawers at my door.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, let me ask you this here. Will you send

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<v Speaker 3>me some of yours?

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<v Speaker 2>No, you didn't.

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<v Speaker 5>Are you not listening to me? Hell no, you can't

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<v Speaker 5>have none of my drugs. Why don't you ask my

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<v Speaker 5>husband for them when he see you in the morning?

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<v Speaker 5>Why don't you ask him for some of my drugs?

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it would be, you know, like a sign

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<v Speaker 3>of something intimate, something for me, you know, kind of

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<v Speaker 3>like a token of where I wanted the relationship to go.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't even know you. You got my in divorce court.

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<v Speaker 5>behind some drows, and I don't even know you. Who

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<v Speaker 5>the f * * * are you? Who are you?

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<v Speaker 5>How do you know so much about me? Where did

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<v Speaker 5>you get my address from? How do you know where

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<v Speaker 5>I work? How do you get my f * * *

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<v Speaker 5>ing phone number? Who the f * * * are you?

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<v Speaker 3>You got all this information.

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<v Speaker 5>It seems like you don't know, you don't know that

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<v Speaker 5>I have a.

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<v Speaker 3>F * * * ing husband. Matter of fact, lock

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<v Speaker 3>this number in.

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<v Speaker 5>You can call back on this number in an hour

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<v Speaker 5>when that s * * * is home so we

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<v Speaker 5>can get this s * * * straight so you

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<v Speaker 5>can talk to him. Do that s * * *

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<v Speaker 5>for me.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, wait, wait. See, I'm not looking for no altercation. If....

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<v Speaker 5>You was looking for something and you still don't understand.

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<v Speaker 5>So obviously that's what you want. Because I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 5>explain to you, you didn't upset my whole household. Got

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<v Speaker 5>my ass over here and you ain't understanding it. So

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<v Speaker 5>obviously what you are looking for is an altercation.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm not looking for it. I'm looking for some

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<v Speaker 3>personal time with you. That's what I'm looking for.

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<v Speaker 5>My personal time is with my husband. What about that

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<v Speaker 5>don't you understand? I.

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<v Speaker 3>Will you send me a pair of your underwear? What?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, is that asking too much? If you just

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<v Speaker 3>send me a pair, I'll go away.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll send you some s * * t, all right?

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<v Speaker 5>Give me your address. Yeah, tell me where to send them.

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<v Speaker 5>Tell me where to send these s * * t

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<v Speaker 5>drops right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you going to send them? What's that?

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<v Speaker 2>Hell yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Give me the address.

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<v Speaker 2>You give me the address.

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<v Speaker 5>Matter of fact, I hand-delivered my tonight.

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<v Speaker 3>See, you're trying to create an altercation. Why don't I

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<v Speaker 3>just give you a P.O. box? Because, see, you're trying

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<v Speaker 3>to create an altercation.

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<v Speaker 5>No, give me your address. You got my address. Let

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<v Speaker 5>me send you something to your address.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, that's all right. Look, you know what? Can

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<v Speaker 3>I say one more thing to you?

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<v Speaker 5>No, you know what?

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<v Speaker 3>I want it.

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<v Speaker 5>What the do you have to say to me?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I say one more thing to you, please? What?

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<v Speaker 5>What do you want?

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<v Speaker 3>I just want to tell you who I am. Can

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<v Speaker 3>I tell you who I am?

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<v Speaker 5>You never told me who you are. I want to

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<v Speaker 5>know how the f * * * you know me.

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<v Speaker 5>Where you get my s * * * from?

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<v Speaker 3>Listen to me real closely. This is Nephew Tommy from

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<v Speaker 3>the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by

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<v Speaker 3>your sister's s * * *.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, f * * *.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello? What?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm going to get her.

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<v Speaker 3>What?

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<v Speaker 5>What the f * * *? Oh, my goodness.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, I'm going to get her. Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, look, we started this over a week and a

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<v Speaker 3>half ago. You don't have to tell me.

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<v Speaker 5>I've been going through hell for a week behind these.

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<v Speaker 3>F * * * ing walls.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, my goodness.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Bree, tell your man. To simmer down, it

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<v Speaker 3>was all a prank phone call, baby.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, my. He is not going to believe this.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, my goodness.

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<v Speaker 5>He is not going to believe it.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell me this, Bree. What is the baddest? I'm talking

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<v Speaker 3>about the baddest radio show in the land.

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<v Speaker 5>The Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 3>Draws and all.

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<v Speaker 5>Draws and all.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, my goodness.

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<v Speaker 1>There it is. Put some draws on it. Put some

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<v Speaker 1>draws on it. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.