Speaker 1: Hi, guys, this is Teddy Mellencamp and I'm joined by
Speaker 1: my friend Emily Simpson for our new spin off show
Speaker 1: Popping Off, where we are digging deep on this season
Speaker 1: of Vanner Pump Rules. Hi guys, welcome to another episode
Speaker 1: of Popping Off with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and and Emily Simpson.
Speaker 1: Thanks for joining us. We are excited to, you know,
Speaker 1: try to entertain you for the next before they cut
Speaker 1: us off, before they before we get the message on
Speaker 1: the group chat, it's like, hey, guys, wrap it up.
Speaker 2: We've heard enough of your voices.
Speaker 1: And yeah, so we are going to be recapping Todays
Speaker 1: season eleven, episode nine and The Valley season one, episode two.
Speaker 2: What was your favorite to watch of the two? I
Speaker 2: actually enjoy.
Speaker 1: The Valley me too.
Speaker 2: I don't know why, but I do.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 2: I find it a little more amusing.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's because of Jack's I actually find him to
Speaker 1: be really entertaining. Entertaining, I mean not somebody I would
Speaker 1: want to be married to, no, or maybe even be
Speaker 1: friends with or hang out with. But like I'll watch
Speaker 1: from a distance. Yeah, like watching from watching the train
Speaker 1: Wreck from a distance is really entertaining. I find him
Speaker 1: extremely entertaining. No, we appreciate him and likes a bit
Speaker 1: like listen, I know that we like to get involved
Speaker 1: in mess. I don't think there's another person out there
Speaker 1: that loves mess more than Jack's. No, he like thrives
Speaker 1: in it and looks forward to it, and then and
Speaker 1: then tries to justify.
Speaker 2: Oh, but then A's confused, Oh, like, what do you
Speaker 2: mean this is?
Speaker 1: What? What do you mean? Is that not a good idea?
Speaker 1: Should I not have said that? Is that what you mean?
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have invited somebody completely inappropriate and then been
Speaker 1: that people didn't embrace it? Right? Weird. But before we
Speaker 1: get into recapping the episodes, of course, we have some headlines.
Speaker 1: This first one, I just before we even say what
Speaker 1: it is, let's just give a round of applause to
Speaker 1: Ariana for.
Speaker 2: What Because she has bought a new home.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right, she bought a one point six million
Speaker 1: dollar home in LA after post split real estate battle
Speaker 1: with x Tom Sandoval. The recently renovated mid century modern house,
Speaker 1: located in Los Angeles, was originally built in nineteen sixty two.
Speaker 1: The main level of the three bedroom, two backs I'm
Speaker 1: like this is a lot of information. I would have
Speaker 1: been fine with just the picture, but there was a
Speaker 1: way to plug an additional show buying. Beverly hillstar Ben
Speaker 1: Bellack was the seller's agent for the sale. As previously reported,
Speaker 1: Sandoval was hoping to buy Maddox out of their shared home. However,
Speaker 1: she wanted them to sell it and split the proceeds.
Speaker 1: In January twenty twenty four, Mattix south Sandoval to force
Speaker 1: the cell of their home.
Speaker 2: He however, rejected her request to be illegal.
Speaker 1: Documents filed in late February and a judge has not
Speaker 1: yet decided on that matter. So finally she was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, ef it? Why haven't money?
Speaker 2: Here's the question though, So then is she's still paying
Speaker 2: half the mortgage on the other house and now paying
Speaker 2: a mortgage on a new house. Well, I don't think
Speaker 2: she was paying the mortgage anyway, So she just stop paying? Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like I feel like she stopped paying because the other
Speaker 2: reports we've seen are like the back and forth from
Speaker 2: the after show, her explaining that she was waiting for
Speaker 2: the documentation of the splitting up of the finances and
Speaker 2: that you used to be a joint account essentially everything
Speaker 2: they said was confusing to me. If you didn't trust
Speaker 2: what he was charging you for a cable, you still
Speaker 2: do know what your mortgage is and what half of
Speaker 2: that is. And also you're a homeowner, so the duty
Speaker 2: is on you. I'm sure you can find out what
Speaker 2: the cable bill is. I'm sure you know what the
Speaker 2: water bill is. I mean, are you just you just.
Speaker 1: Live there and have no idea about what the expenses are?
Speaker 1: But also if you don't, you I'm going to give
Speaker 1: you a little trick. You can have Anne call Spectrum
Speaker 1: and say, Hi, my name's Ariano Maddox and my code
Speaker 1: is whatever seven five one seven? What's my monthly bill?
Speaker 1: Is that your code that you just gave everybody? Because
Speaker 1: I had to rethink, I had.
Speaker 2: To read, I almost gave my code, and then I
Speaker 2: was like, shit.
Speaker 1: Back up, why don't you to tell everyone.
Speaker 2: My password to my entire life?
Speaker 1: But I am happy she's moving into a new place,
Speaker 1: but I also am curious what this means for that
Speaker 1: house and who's going to fumigate the bedroom?
Speaker 2: Well, yes, she's gonna have to hire like what some
Speaker 2: I don't know some what is that hot moving company?
Speaker 1: You know? Arthur's like those hot college guys. Is it come?
Speaker 1: What does that call me? Where they don't have their
Speaker 1: shirts on? I mean that's who I would use if
Speaker 1: I were going to move. And also I am curious
Speaker 1: for next season, if there's a next season, will her
Speaker 1: bedroom look in the same condition at her new house? Like?
Speaker 1: Is this just how she lives regardless or only how
Speaker 1: she lives when she needs to stay primarily in the bedroom.
Speaker 2: That is a good question. I think she just lives
Speaker 2: like that. She just likes to hoard. She likes hoarding.
Speaker 1: Do you think she'll invite us over here too, No,
Speaker 1: absolutely not. She's like, f them, well somebody else, she said,
Speaker 1: f them too. As her brother, Jeremy Maddox said he
Speaker 1: hasn't spoken to his sister in months. Via this US
Speaker 1: Weekly article ay yea yaie, Jeremy sparked a speculation that
Speaker 1: he's on the outs with the sister after hugging her
Speaker 1: ex boyfriend Tom at an event. He was asked about
Speaker 1: the alleged Brindley encounter during the Friday, March twenty second
Speaker 1: episode of Pump Rules podcast. Obviously, I'm going to stand
Speaker 1: by my sister, but yeah, I need to talk to Tom.
Speaker 1: I would love to talk to my sister, but I
Speaker 1: haven't heard from her in months. Jeremy also weighed and
Speaker 1: on whether he will continue to keep distance from him
Speaker 1: and Sandival, adding, depending on how long it takes for
Speaker 1: me to hear from my sister will determine on whether
Speaker 1: I stick to that stance or not. He also continued,
Speaker 1: people need to realize that I lived with both of
Speaker 1: them for a long time, so it affected me too.
Speaker 1: I lost a friend, I lost someone that was I
Speaker 1: was also in a mutual relationship of love.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you know this goes back to what we
Speaker 2: talked about before, where I really feel like her inability
Speaker 2: to just allow people to move and navigate around Sandbal
Speaker 2: on their own terms and however they want to, Like
Speaker 2: she's trying to control absolutely everyone and everyone's relationship with him.
Speaker 1: That's got to be exhausting, Like why can't she just
Speaker 1: be Like I think Sandoval is a douchebag, so I'm not.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be friends with him, but right,
Speaker 1: go for it exactly. I don't understand the need to
Speaker 1: control everyone else's thoughts, emotions, actions when it comes to
Speaker 1: Tom Sandival, Like let it go, Like I get it,
Speaker 1: he shouldn't go to Thanksgiving dinner at your house where
Speaker 1: your brother and you are. But like if your brother
Speaker 1: sees him out and wants to say hi, and what's
Speaker 1: the big deal, I don't know. Well, apparently for her,
Speaker 1: it's a big deal. She hasn't spoken to her brother
Speaker 1: in month, So that's sad. Now you're letting Now you're
Speaker 1: letting Tom Sandival trickle into your relationship with your sibling.
Speaker 1: Like that's too much control, that's too much power that
Speaker 1: you're letting him have. Yeah, and also that's not a storyline,
Speaker 1: so this is not even like for TV drama or anything.
Speaker 1: You're like, you're not even getting paid for that, So
Speaker 1: you're even hate to have this family drama because your
Speaker 1: brother is currently not on the show. So I don't
Speaker 1: get it.
Speaker 2: La La can response to rumors she had a friendship
Speaker 2: ending fight with Ariana Maddox at the VPR reunion.
Speaker 1: In an at article, Lala addressed the tweet from fan
Speaker 1: account Bravo Babe that stirred rumors, stating, rumor is that
Speaker 1: Ariana eviscerated? I like that word. That's a big word,
Speaker 1: aviscerative word, Lalla. At the end of the reunion, like
Speaker 1: friendship over type of situation. In response, Lalla engage with
Speaker 1: the host, stating, only one of.
Speaker 2: Those things is true. I'll let y'all decide. In addition
Speaker 2: to this, Laala also dissed Katie Maloney. After filming the reunion,
Speaker 2: Kent gave her Instagram followers a cryptic look at where
Speaker 2: her friendship with Maloney stands. On Saturday, when doing a
Speaker 2: question and answer session on her story, she was asked
Speaker 2: because on watch What Happens Live with Katie, Andy hinted
Speaker 2: that you two aren't cool with each other, and Laala responded,
Speaker 2: I'm sure if I go back to being real miserable,
Speaker 2: we'll get thick again. She added at the bottom, contemplated
Speaker 2: not posting this because I love her mom.
Speaker 1: Sorry, r I like that. I like her caveat at
Speaker 1: the end, She's like, yeah, I'm a bitch and fuck her.
Speaker 1: But love you? What is it?
Speaker 3: L l y?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What is l l y? Love you like a sister?
Speaker 1: Like also tear tear, tear, tair, love you tair not
Speaker 1: so so much. Your daughter can go of herself. And
Speaker 1: when I want to go back to being a miserable
Speaker 1: human being all week we consider.
Speaker 2: But that being said, this episode, Katie wasn't that miserable.
Speaker 2: She's actually quite a good time.
Speaker 1: I actually enjoyed Katie this episode me too. But wait,
Speaker 1: let me ask you a question, though, And when La
Speaker 1: La says you decide which one, what do you think
Speaker 1: it was? I think she's saying, do you really think
Speaker 1: Arianna could eviscerate me with her words? Is I guess right?
Speaker 1: Because I have seen Ariana be able to eviscerate I
Speaker 1: just don't know that Ariana could eviscerate Laala. Yeah. My
Speaker 1: money is always a Lalla. Yeah. I mean we'll have
Speaker 1: to see, though, we'll have to see. I mean, Ariana
Speaker 1: for sure thinks that she did if this is all
Speaker 1: being leaked already, so I guess we'll just be the judge.
Speaker 1: And if she did aviscerate her, I'm curious what she said.
Speaker 1: Is it going to be pasted? Uf? About rand? Do
Speaker 1: we care?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: So on and so forth. They're all at this point,
Speaker 1: all of them have been lying cheaters at some point,
Speaker 1: which is true to this episode. So exactly viscerate away? Yes, this,
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, honestly I need. I was having a little
Speaker 1: bit of empathy with for Rachel for a little bit,
Speaker 1: but at this point She's bugging me more than Ariana
Speaker 1: because her inability to.
Speaker 2: Stop talking about right at this point.
Speaker 1: Like, if you want to heal from him, talk about
Speaker 1: him in therapy, but you're not on a television show
Speaker 1: anymore where you need to speak about him every single time.
Speaker 2: Because now, so on her podcast, what is the premise
Speaker 2: of her podcast. Is she just supposed to talk about
Speaker 2: scandabal or she supposed to be talking about other things.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, it's Rachel Go's rogue, so Rachel talks
Speaker 1: about it. I haven't to be honest, I can't really
Speaker 1: listen to more than the clips, but I did. I
Speaker 1: did see in one of her clips, like she had
Speaker 1: on a specialist that talked to her about why she
Speaker 1: smiles when shit's hitting the fan. So, like, say something
Speaker 1: really bad to me, like call me out on something
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: You are so boring. I'm so glad you got fired
Speaker 2: from Beverly Hills.
Speaker 1: You John Mellan camp cot A all writing dummy, net
Speaker 1: O baby baby All right, Yeah it was awesome.
Speaker 2: I love losing paychecks.
Speaker 1: It's so cool. It was great for my self confidence. Okay,
Speaker 1: she does that. So she does like a nervous smile
Speaker 1: anytime things are excuse, so she brought somebody on to
Speaker 1: discuss that. But in this recent podcast, she talks about
Speaker 1: how she shared names of those who knew about scan
Speaker 1: of All early on. She previously claimed in the lawsuit
Speaker 1: that Arianna knew about the fair as early as fall
Speaker 1: of twenty twenty two. Arianna was allegedly on the chopping
Speaker 1: block and needed a juicy story to save her job.
Speaker 1: Tom Shortz knew from the jump, and Kyle Chan had
Speaker 1: also known, but he was also one of the people
Speaker 1: that was trying to talk some sense into Tom. She continued,
Speaker 1: next as Jason Bader, Tom Sandoval's drummer and band manager.
Speaker 1: Next is Max Boyans. Max Boyens, you know just spiled
Speaker 1: the juice we know about Max Willens. I know Max
Speaker 1: now also Max Willians. Why the f are you sharing
Speaker 1: your location with so many people? Yeah? I don't understand that.
Speaker 1: Am I just too old to understand the sharing location thing?
Speaker 1: No like to make my kids and Edwin share their
Speaker 1: location with me.
Speaker 2: But like if I was like, Emily, can you start
Speaker 2: sharing your location?
Speaker 1: That's weird? Like I don't need to know where you are?
Speaker 1: Why does Sheena need to know where all these people are?
Speaker 1: Is it an app. I'm really condued.
Speaker 2: The fact that you don't even know what it is
Speaker 2: is a little bit frightening to me.
Speaker 1: I have no idea. Is it an app, it's an
Speaker 1: it's it's part of the Apple iPhone. You just press
Speaker 1: this little thing.
Speaker 2: I'll share my location with you today.
Speaker 1: See see, I'm only going to share it for twelve
Speaker 1: hours because I don't want you to get jealous of
Speaker 1: the fact that I barely ever leave my house. But
Speaker 1: then she said, Rachel then that Sandoval's mother knew she
Speaker 1: went on to Sandival's hometown with him. But yes, Tom
Speaker 1: Sandoval's mom also knew. And I think that's really messed
Speaker 1: up position to put your mom in, because you know
Speaker 1: she's keeping this secret for her son. She also says
Speaker 1: her therapist told her that accountability for Rachel is protecting herself.
Speaker 1: We're going to take a quick break, and then we're
Speaker 1: going to come back and talk about episode nine. I
Speaker 1: have to start out by talking about this episode by
Speaker 1: giving a special shout out to production to the editors
Speaker 1: for showing us Spirit Airlines plane as an intro to
Speaker 1: every James Kennedy scene. What why is that? Because they're
Speaker 1: loving to point out that he lives near the airport.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I like not the private one. Yeah right,
Speaker 1: That's why got your house for that amazing price, because
Speaker 1: you have to see every flight leaving Lax. You have
Speaker 1: to see every person getting on their Spirit airline realizing
Speaker 1: there's not enough room.
Speaker 2: Have you ever flown Spirit? Oh yeah, of course I am.
Speaker 1: I'm cheap. I flew Spirit one time to Nashville and
Speaker 1: I thought I was going to die, and I told
Speaker 1: Shane never again. I will never fly that airline again.
Speaker 1: Well I will if the price is right. But I'm
Speaker 1: also a lot shorter than You're okay dying Well no,
Speaker 1: I mean I'm okay dying at a budget.
Speaker 4: All right, okay, all right, But James is djaying at
Speaker 4: Hotel Ziggy, So Ali invited Joe to come with her
Speaker 4: and the rest of the group.
Speaker 1: The last time Ali was at this hotel, she met
Speaker 1: Rachel for the first time, and we get a flashback
Speaker 1: of this interaction that happened years ago, this and tire
Speaker 1: scene with Joe. Come.
Speaker 2: Really, was there more going on that they didn't show
Speaker 2: or was it just was she just having a fit
Speaker 2: in an anxiety attack because the girls were all standing
Speaker 2: together and she wasn't with them.
Speaker 1: Because they really weren't even they hadn't even gotten to
Speaker 1: the sloppy Joe comment. At this point. Oh, I was like,
Speaker 1: what are they talking about her? Are they?
Speaker 2: I couldn't even hear them saying anything about her, and
Speaker 2: I didn't feel like they were.
Speaker 1: Looking back and like pointing at her and laughing. So
Speaker 1: I didn't understand the hat, and like the anxiety attack
Speaker 1: and the leaving. I think with the hat, I think
Speaker 1: she my guess is what Shea was doing by pointing
Speaker 1: out the braids is kind of doing that thing where
Speaker 1: you pretend that you're looking out for the best for
Speaker 1: that other person, like you look so cute with your
Speaker 1: hair and the braids, but really she's pointing out I
Speaker 1: think you've changed because she got her hair done, because
Speaker 1: she did her hair, and she would put makeup on,
Speaker 1: and she isn't in the hat like so, But I
Speaker 1: guess before we get to that Billy visiting Santaval at
Speaker 1: the house he shares with Ariana, admitting she gets nervous
Speaker 1: she'll run into Ariana every time she visits, and that
Speaker 1: Billy is going to bring her friend Tea to Hotels
Speaker 1: Ziggy tonight. Then we luckily get a flashback to the
Speaker 1: best pool party ever. I wish they could have done
Speaker 1: a flashback to the two girls in the pool with
Speaker 1: him too. I mean, I mean, if we're going to
Speaker 1: do a flashback, why not show the best scene? Why
Speaker 1: not show us what we want to see? The two girls.
Speaker 2: Like, like the most awkward shit.
Speaker 1: But then she's talking, Billy's talking shit about Ariana in
Speaker 1: front of Tea. Sandoval wonders if it's worse living with
Speaker 1: your mom or ex girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Satava loves the house and he doesn't want to leave.
Speaker 1: He's offered to buy Ariana out of the top market value,
Speaker 1: but he hasn't heard anything back from her.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, would you rather live with your mom or
Speaker 2: your ex boyfriend that cheated on you? With your best friend?
Speaker 1: Don't call it. I'm going to go with ex boyfriend
Speaker 1: who cheated on me was my best friend. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I mean, if we're going to talk really,
Speaker 1: especially it's the ex boyfriend's scared to speak to me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he just communicates via assistant or email, and he's
Speaker 1: always on the treadmill anyway, so it's not like you're
Speaker 1: going to bump into him doing anything right, So I
Speaker 1: don't know. I feel like that's a better arrangement. So
Speaker 1: then Ariana facetimes with her girl Anne, who's not even
Speaker 1: on the clocks. We can just see her in yet
Speaker 1: another outfit have been Where is she?
Speaker 2: Where is she at home? In her bathroom, like brushing
Speaker 2: her teeth or something.
Speaker 1: I think she's like getting ready for like the Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift concert or something like that. It was the tailor.
Speaker 1: She's a swiftie. She's a swiftie. She's not on the
Speaker 1: and Arianna still asked her if Sandoval stairs. She's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, let me check.
Speaker 2: Let me text him and ask him, and then I
Speaker 2: text you back and let you know. She's like, so
Speaker 2: I have to leave soon and I don't want to
Speaker 2: run into him.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sure, hold on, Taylor, can you hold off
Speaker 1: this next song? Yes, stay a little break, Taylor intermission.
Speaker 1: I need to find out if Tom is going to
Speaker 1: walk through his own home. I just have a little
Speaker 1: work to do. But arian it feels like she's on
Speaker 1: the verge of burnout, like burnout. I'm like, we can
Speaker 1: tell by your bedroom money, so she step want to burnout?
Speaker 1: Step two? Take out by your bed?
Speaker 2: That you left there overnight.
Speaker 1: Overnight. Girl, I'm like, I realize that we're mad at
Speaker 1: Sandoval for letting the dog in your room, but I'm
Speaker 1: mad at you for leaving chicken skewers overnight. I don't
Speaker 1: care what the situation is or what level of my
Speaker 1: mental state is in Like, clearly I'm not in the
Speaker 1: best one right now. My feet are a disaster that
Speaker 1: looked like they should be kept under a rock.
Speaker 2: But to leave skewers an old chicken by your bed.
Speaker 1: I know, That's all I kept thinking about. I had
Speaker 1: a hard time like blaming Sandball when I was like,
Speaker 1: that's disgusting.
Speaker 2: You woke up the next morning and you got up
Speaker 2: out of bed and you saw it sitting there, and
Speaker 2: you brushed your teeth and you put clothes on, and
Speaker 2: you still didn't throw that shit away. Are we just
Speaker 2: assuming she brushed teeth or did we see this on camera?
Speaker 1: Oh? Well, I just assumed she did. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe she still has chicken satte breath.
Speaker 1: I don't know. But then yeah, But also, why we're
Speaker 1: on this topic so we don't have to go to
Speaker 1: it next? Why did she say that the dog needed
Speaker 1: to go to the vet. Because of the chicken satae.
Speaker 1: And then Sandoval had to outer and say she ate
Speaker 1: five hundred laxative pills two separate incidents. Yes, but it
Speaker 1: wasn't fifty he's like or fifty. No, No, it was
Speaker 1: five hundred. Could you imagine how do.
Speaker 2: You survive after you had five?
Speaker 1: First of all, what who has five hundred laxative pills?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: What do you made hold on? I don't understand is
Speaker 1: that the bulk version from Costco? And who whose laxatives
Speaker 1: were they? Were they his laxatives or Ariana's laxatives? And
Speaker 1: and I mean Tom Sandval is the one that told
Speaker 1: me the best way to cure a hangover is with mine.
Speaker 2: All oh, I thought you were gonna say with laxative
Speaker 2: was shifting her.
Speaker 1: Brains out on top of the alcohol diary base. But yeah,
Speaker 1: why didn't anybody in the scene even question the laxatives?
Speaker 1: Like do you you have tons? Like I think I have,
Speaker 1: like up on one top shelf. After like my necklift,
Speaker 1: they gave me like coal ace or something, because when
Speaker 1: you're on paying pills, they're like, I get it happens
Speaker 1: to me every time I keep a little supplied, don't
Speaker 1: goal axe whatever, I have surgery, But how many pills
Speaker 1: do you have? I think I may have four. It's
Speaker 1: just like the regular I don't know CBS little package,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like if my dog ate it,
Speaker 1: he'd be fine, But like, how did you get into
Speaker 1: this packaging? Like that's a hard part. You have to
Speaker 1: like push it through the little thing like get a floor.
Speaker 1: And the dog was just like what love accidents?
Speaker 2: That and chicken skewer? Yeah, sticks, but yeah.
Speaker 1: Then in her confessional, Ariana admits that Anne deserves so
Speaker 1: much better than Sandoval. She doesn't know if she can
Speaker 1: even save Anne, but someone needs to hashtags save Anne.
Speaker 2: I'm like, we said that first, Yeah, didn't we?
Speaker 1: I think I think we did. I mean she may
Speaker 1: have recorded the confessional before it was aired, but probably
Speaker 1: I've done a hashtag. Maybe it was help and but
Speaker 1: one would say and saw a lightning bolt of opportunity
Speaker 1: and jump to it. Yeah. She was like I would
Speaker 1: love to be concerned for this, but also she couldn't
Speaker 1: have like done it a little cooler, like you know,
Speaker 1: I'd rather work for you. She's like, I know. I
Speaker 1: was like, wow, yeah, I can assure you. George, who
Speaker 1: just turned down. The air conditioning does not greet me
Speaker 1: with that kind of enthusiasm, doesn't. Well, maybe if I
Speaker 1: FaceTime George and I'm like, George, I'm looking for an assistant,
Speaker 1: and George is like, I would love the opportunity, you'll know,
Speaker 1: you'll know. Hey, George, can you let me know if
Speaker 1: any of my kids are in the hallway because I'd
Speaker 1: like to go downstairs and I don't want to have
Speaker 1: to parent.
Speaker 3: George thought I was actually really he's like, look check
Speaker 3: Like then Shorts, Oh god, the Shorts and Lalla stuff.
Speaker 3: Shorts and Lalla are a creation together. Why are they
Speaker 3: always getting smoothies? Like, I've never seen people get more
Speaker 3: smoothies and juices in my life. Well, I've never seen
Speaker 3: two people flirt more but not flirt.
Speaker 1: But I mean, maybe this was because they're sober curious
Speaker 1: or whatever. He's sober curious, pretending he's pretending to be
Speaker 1: sober curious. But they do it shot together, and then
Speaker 1: Shorts tells her he likes to go on drug and
Speaker 1: alcohol benders, but he also likes to go on over ballads.
Speaker 2: It's just all about ballace.
Speaker 1: It's like I'll snort cocaine today tomorrow I'll have a smoothie.
Speaker 1: It's all about balance. And then the day after snorting
Speaker 1: cocaine where I'm in a depressed state, I will hang
Speaker 1: out with Joe, go flirt with Lala.
Speaker 2: And do it's shocked. That's right, balance, healthy balance.
Speaker 1: But then Shortz admits to Lala that he made out
Speaker 1: with Sheena in Vegas twelve years ago. Lala is shocked.
Speaker 1: Schortz was dating Katie when this happened. Lala's annoyed that
Speaker 1: Sheenan never told her this. Considering how close they are,
Speaker 1: Katie may not know this happened either. So basically, Shortz
Speaker 1: just dug himself into hole for no reason. He must
Speaker 1: have just come off a drug bender. That's why he's
Speaker 1: admitting to this.
Speaker 6: Maybe I hadn't worn off At this point, He's like, oh,
Speaker 6: should I should.
Speaker 1: Hold on? Maybe before I continue the story, let me
Speaker 1: do a little juice shot. Yeah, yeah, yeah? Did I
Speaker 1: say maybe he'd be able to take it some laxatives?
Speaker 2: He talks that right out of him exactly.
Speaker 1: But I mean, I gotta also say I've been to
Speaker 1: that creation and those five juice shots they cost more
Speaker 1: than the mortgage on Sandoval and Ariana's home. So they're
Speaker 1: just so expensive because you're paying for the packaging. It
Speaker 1: was like a big yeah, like what is that called
Speaker 1: a needle? Like, oh the syringe? Yes, syringe? Yeah this
Speaker 1: oh my god, speaking of drugs. Yes, I love where
Speaker 1: this is going. Please continue. But what was like the dating?
Speaker 1: Like why does he always flirt with Lalla and then
Speaker 1: Lala looks so uncomfortable? Do you think they've maybe made out?
Speaker 1: And that's what he didn't share and accidentally said, Shina,
Speaker 1: maybe that's I like that plot twist. I just feel
Speaker 1: like there's some kind of like is it him trying
Speaker 1: to test the waters?
Speaker 2: And then if your Lala, are you like shorts?
Speaker 1: I have a kid, I'm trying to get pregnant with
Speaker 1: another of all the people, it's not going to be
Speaker 1: with someone who tells me they like to go on drugs, right,
Speaker 1: I'm growing. I think he's I think he I think
Speaker 1: he's testing the waters with Lala to see if she'll, like,
Speaker 1: you know, take the bait. Because he's always talking about
Speaker 1: how she's hot and he likes her lips and we're
Speaker 1: on a date. It's uncomfortable. It actually makes me uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: It was as bad as the Valley scene last week
Speaker 1: where Jesse was saying his side piece or his mistress
Speaker 1: was like, poor La, poor Laala being the hot one,
Speaker 1: Poor Lalla to be that hot burden she must bear.
Speaker 2: Katie visits Lala at her apartment.
Speaker 1: This is where I feel like Schwortz maybe just did
Speaker 1: this to get some of the heat off of sand Hall. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, so he's taken one for the team. He's like that,
Speaker 2: I'm smart to figure that out. I think he's actually
Speaker 2: pretty smart. Really yeah, when he's not on a bender,
Speaker 2: when he's not on drugs, he's really indulgent. Now, I
Speaker 2: think he is pretty.
Speaker 1: Aware, but he's very aware at playing confused or dumb.
Speaker 1: I don't like to use the word dumb, but like
Speaker 1: lost naive night, thank you, thank you naive. Okay, but
Speaker 1: Katie la Las, you know, feels the need, of course
Speaker 1: to go even though she's not. She's just had a
Speaker 1: fight with Katie and Sheen is one of her best friends.
Speaker 1: Of course she's going to go to Katie for I
Speaker 1: would do the same thing. And you know what a
Speaker 1: shocking turn of events because not only has Katie always
Speaker 1: hated Shena, Katie is pissed. We get a flashback to
Speaker 1: twenty thirteen, where Shorts admitted to making out with someone
Speaker 1: and claimed it was Sheena's friend. Well, you know, knowing
Speaker 1: his history, maybe he was on a bender and he
Speaker 1: didn't realize that it was Sina. He thought it was
Speaker 1: her friend. Looks like but not the same. But then
Speaker 1: Lala says she didn't go to Sheena first because she
Speaker 1: didn't want her to have time to turn it into
Speaker 1: a pretty picture.
Speaker 2: So it's like, that's your bestie, Yeah, what's a pretty picture?
Speaker 1: Mean? Like she just gets out of it somehow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like she didn't want to have time to come up
Speaker 1: with a story before Katie confronts her. Right, So it's
Speaker 1: a strategy strategy she's producing. She's producing the moment. Yes,
Speaker 1: she's like few, we're just so happy not to talk
Speaker 1: about sandoval Ariana. But I was thinking, what is in
Speaker 1: Lalla's Pellegrino, because she is putting it in the work,
Speaker 1: like she's like, got this, I'll take another person down
Speaker 1: the city, hold my Pellegrino's I'm going in. That should
Speaker 1: be like with everybody being sober and sober curious on
Speaker 1: this show. That's instead of throwing wine in people's faces
Speaker 1: and should be throwing the sparkling water right, Oh my
Speaker 1: sparkling water. I'm going in. Sometimes when I'm really in
Speaker 1: a mood, I just have a water with some lemon
Speaker 1: in it. Yes, that's what I'm feeling. Really fry. Maybe
Speaker 1: throw some bitters. Could you imagine them with an emergency?
Speaker 1: Oh no, Well they were all doing the most at
Speaker 1: Hotel Ziggy Sandovel tells Brock that he wants to talk
Speaker 1: to Ariana tonight, but he's scared. I was like, oh
Speaker 1: you should be. I was like, is he for real?
Speaker 1: Like I hate to be the bare bad news. But Tom,
Speaker 1: you do live in the same home with her. You
Speaker 1: could have just done this. You have said, Anne, we
Speaker 1: want to the three of us want to sit down.
Speaker 1: I want to sit down and actually have a conversation
Speaker 1: with her. Can you mediate? Yeah? And you mediate? Anne,
Speaker 1: this is another job, but I know this probably wasn't
Speaker 1: in your original job description. But we'll just amenda here.
Speaker 1: Now you're mediating. Well, he's like, you're leaving me anyway
Speaker 1: to go work for Arianna. So let's end with a
Speaker 1: bang and let's have this awkward conversation together. But then Sheena,
Speaker 1: you can tell how much Sheena dislikes Joe because she
Speaker 1: starts doing the hair thing and all that. But this
Speaker 1: hair thing really sets Joe off. I'm guessing that's what
Speaker 1: sets Joe off because she kept telling her to take
Speaker 1: her hat off. Is that what it was?
Speaker 2: But also or I mean clearly clearly there's probably some
Speaker 2: tension there.
Speaker 1: Well. I remember when I was filming Beverly Hills, there
Speaker 1: was one time and it was like the first season
Speaker 1: I didn't really have much glam just because really I
Speaker 1: didn't have enough money. I didn't I got more money
Speaker 1: as the seasons came on, and I didn't like ask
Speaker 1: I wanted for money, so I didn't glam as often,
Speaker 1: like I would only glamb if it was like full
Speaker 1: cast events and I knew whatever. So I remember, like
Speaker 1: my second season, one day I had red lipstick on
Speaker 1: I can't even picture that I know, and one of
Speaker 1: the women was like, Teddy, I mean, the red lipsticks
Speaker 1: looks good, but like so not like it just kept
Speaker 1: kind of going after like implying that I was trying
Speaker 1: to be something that I wasn't. And I remember like
Speaker 1: sitting at the dinner and being like, true, listen to me,
Speaker 1: I want to put this red lipstick on. So I
Speaker 1: feel like that might have been what Joe was going through,
Speaker 1: Like they've never seen me make this kind of an effort,
Speaker 1: even though the effort was just two braids.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you're saying it was just a self conscious
Speaker 2: kind of thing where she was very she was just
Speaker 2: feeling not herself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she didn't. She didn't. I don't know what herself is.
Speaker 1: It's a little But then the entire group was talking
Speaker 1: about how they don't like her because Joe and Shorts
Speaker 1: would go on double dates with Rachel and Sandoval while
Speaker 1: they were still a secret. Oh, I don't know how
Speaker 1: I feel about that.
Speaker 2: I don't either.
Speaker 1: I mean, I also want to understand because you can
Speaker 1: tell how much Katie does. We're going to have Katie
Speaker 1: on the pod, I think in a couple of weeks,
Speaker 1: so we can ask her. But Katie recently said on
Speaker 1: Vile Files that the group met Joe through Kristen. Joe
Speaker 1: would reach out to Katie and try to schedule a
Speaker 1: haircut for Shorts because she didn't want to d him
Speaker 1: directly to step on Katie's toes. Then she sleeps with
Speaker 1: him when they're divorced. Haircuts, stepping on toes sleeping together.
Speaker 2: That's fine hair game.
Speaker 5: But I I am do you think she always had
Speaker 5: a crush on Shore and or do you think it
Speaker 5: was just once Katie was an asshole to her, she
Speaker 5: was like, this is fair game and I am now interested?
Speaker 2: And was she cutting Shorts's hair? I mean, I think
Speaker 2: she probably always had a crush on him, That's what
Speaker 2: I would go with. But she always had a crush
Speaker 2: on him? And then and then yeah, now she feels
Speaker 2: like she can in aice fair game, right Yeah?
Speaker 1: And then in her confessional, Joe says the girls bully her.
Speaker 1: Katie wrote on Instagram, Joe is spooky. Her energy is
Speaker 1: on par with a crackhead. She is psycho. And I
Speaker 1: will also light her on fire with Rachel. I mean
Speaker 1: light on fires a little bit. Is that? What does
Speaker 1: that mean I will light her on fire with Rachel?
Speaker 1: Is that because she was doing the double dates? Is
Speaker 1: that like, yeah, she will light them both that, like
Speaker 1: light their asses on fire, like they're I think it's
Speaker 1: like being dead to me.
Speaker 2: Okay, But my question is does Joe owe a duty
Speaker 2: or a responsibility to Ariana to tell her what Tom
Speaker 2: Sandoval is doing?
Speaker 1: Well, at first, I would say no. But then I
Speaker 1: didn't realize this part, but Arianna said in either the
Speaker 1: after show or one of the things that I watched,
Speaker 1: she says, listen for everybody feeling bad for Joe, that
Speaker 1: like we are, you know.
Speaker 2: That we're just coming for her.
Speaker 1: She spent Thanksgiving with us, She did these things with us,
Speaker 1: so I guess she was hanging out with Arianna as well.
Speaker 1: Let's plan a Thanksgiving and let's invite anybody that would
Speaker 1: want to have sex with our husbands all do it together.
Speaker 1: I don't know who would be on my list. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's we're gonna have to come up with
Speaker 1: a list. That's that's for next we have some time.
Speaker 1: Anyone out there would like to have sex with Shane?
Speaker 1: Can you please DM me so that I can start
Speaker 1: creating my Thanksgiving list? Actually, can you please DM me?
Speaker 1: Because we don't want to step on any toes, right
Speaker 1: and they want Shane goes to look at my Instagram,
Speaker 1: so please, do I please DM Teddy? But then yeah,
Speaker 1: then we see she in a piss that Joe's wearing
Speaker 1: a hat. Joe in the corner plugging her ears. Okay,
Speaker 1: the plugging her ears? Can we just go to that, like,
Speaker 1: I don't understand that you're an adult woman. If you
Speaker 1: were at an event like that and there were some
Speaker 1: women over at a table making you uncomfortable, would you
Speaker 1: plug your ear? I mean that would that be your
Speaker 1: go to? Is she trying to be funny or is
Speaker 1: she so socially awkward? Like maybe we're missing part of
Speaker 1: this socially awkward? I would go with that, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: But then Joe leaves the party sobbing, which I also
Speaker 1: didn't get, like either, if you're going to come and
Speaker 1: you're gonna film and you're going to do this, get
Speaker 1: in the mix again. There's a cry here and there.
Speaker 1: I've cried. You've cried. I think.
Speaker 2: I don't know that your cried. I've cried, but you
Speaker 2: have you have tear ducks.
Speaker 1: I do. I do, actually, thank you, thank you for
Speaker 1: that question, you know, just checking. But then I can't
Speaker 1: I can't decide what's worse having to interact with Joe
Speaker 1: on that chair for an hour while she's doing such things, or.
Speaker 2: Being her braids that got so dismissed this entire.
Speaker 1: They're like, what about us, hold on, We've put in
Speaker 1: all this, We look we look so pretty. Nobody can
Speaker 1: see us. We were so much better than that Brett confessional.
Speaker 1: I like how in the confessional she's like, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna sit in the chair normally I'm gonna sit I'm
Speaker 1: gonna cross my legs. Then then we get to the
Speaker 1: next awkward interaction, which is stand of all approaching Lalla.
Speaker 1: This is my favorite interaction in history of anything I've
Speaker 1: ever watched. I wish we were there. I mean, because
Speaker 1: he's like kind of preps himself. He's like he's gonna
Speaker 1: like he's gotta go, like get on the TA for
Speaker 1: a minute. First he's like.
Speaker 7: All, I'm going in, and he says.
Speaker 1: Lala makes a comment first that she knows that Ariana
Speaker 1: can afford to buy an apartment at this point, so
Speaker 1: it's weird to be living with Sandoval. They don't.
Speaker 2: Essentially the conversation goes nowhere.
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't know what they're talking about. Like he's like, hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: send you an email. I like how he comes in
Speaker 1: from the side, he's like and he bends down.
Speaker 2: He's like hello, and she's like this, I'm sorry, are
Speaker 2: you talking to me me?
Speaker 1: You can reach out with me, you can reach out
Speaker 1: to me through your new assistant, Anne, I'm sorry, oh
Speaker 1: me with the mortgage payments? Do me? You can talk
Speaker 1: to my lawyer. So at some point during this Hotel
Speaker 1: Ziggie where like James Kennedy is getting like his DJ
Speaker 1: pictures taken by his girlfriend. By his girlfriend, yeah, not
Speaker 1: a photographer, not the paparazzi. Joe's left. At some point,
Speaker 1: Katie pulls Sheena aside about the short situation. Sena claims
Speaker 1: it wasn't a makeout. She said, Shorts tried to kiss her,
Speaker 1: but it was nothing more than that. Sheena never told
Speaker 1: I love that part. I understand he tried to kiss her,
Speaker 1: she pulled away. It wasn't a big deal. But then
Speaker 1: she said, I never told you because I was scared
Speaker 1: of you and I wanted to pretend it never happened.
Speaker 1: But I also wanted to be a part of your
Speaker 1: big day.
Speaker 8: Yeah no, don't say the last part.
Speaker 1: Say the last part.
Speaker 2: I just really wanted to be in your wedding, So
Speaker 2: I wasn't going to tell you that your future husband
Speaker 2: tried to make out with me. I get it, you
Speaker 2: know what, Dave's valid, you know what, She's right. I'm
Speaker 2: pretty sure if that happened, you know, she probably wouldn't
Speaker 2: have been a bridesmaid.
Speaker 1: Probably not. Okay, The question is, what do you think
Speaker 1: was it a full makeout session or did he just
Speaker 1: try to kiss her and she was like, oh, get away?
Speaker 2: Like those are two completely different stories. Well, it depends
Speaker 2: did the lips touch, because let's be clear, you know
Speaker 2: when someone's coming in for a kiss, like, did she
Speaker 2: pull away immediately or was there like a second of
Speaker 2: tongue action and then oh no, we can't do this.
Speaker 1: See, these are the questions I would ask. These are
Speaker 1: the questions I need to know, because if it was
Speaker 1: a pull away prior to the kiss, no need to
Speaker 1: mention he's drunk, he's on a bender, whatever it may
Speaker 1: be that he calls what he's doing. But if they
Speaker 1: actually touched lips and there was some tonguing and then
Speaker 1: she freaked that, I think you have to tell absolutely,
Speaker 1: but we don't know. We should get Sheena on and
Speaker 1: actually get more of those details. But why Also, this
Speaker 1: leads me to believe that Katie already knew this because
Speaker 1: Katie didn't seem that pissed. Yeah, I didn't think she
Speaker 1: was that pissed either, So I don't know though, if
Speaker 1: you were divorced, would you be pissed? Like, if you
Speaker 1: weren't interested in that person anymore and you divorced them
Speaker 1: and you moved on, would you be pissed? I mean,
Speaker 1: I think any opportunity Katie has a chance to be
Speaker 1: pissed at Short Sashena, she's going to take it. Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1: But I mean, yeah, I think if I had somebody
Speaker 1: in my wedding and they didn't tell me that my
Speaker 1: husband tried to make out with them, I'd be a
Speaker 1: little pissed, even if the time had passed. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: never have seen those two seem like friends, right, so
Speaker 1: I probably wouldn't have had that person my wedding anyway.
Speaker 1: Good point, then, Laala, James, and Shorts all get lunch together.
Speaker 1: Shorts claims Joe had an anxiety attack at Hotel Ziggy.
Speaker 1: Shorts compares his hangout sessions with Joe to what he
Speaker 1: has with Laala, except he and Lala haven't had sex yet.
Speaker 1: I see, he says. La Lalla tells Shorts she'd break
Speaker 1: his dick in half? Is that a good thing or
Speaker 1: a bad thing? That's what I was wondering, Like, you're
Speaker 1: so wild and be you may break it in half,
Speaker 1: or like you don't know what you're doing and it
Speaker 1: breaks it like oops, or like it's you're gonna swallow it.
Speaker 1: It's like the Venus fly trap, but like goes anywhere sidon. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. But another awkward sexual
Speaker 1: exchange would also if I was Laala on that moment,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, please don't compare me to Joe. I know,
Speaker 1: I did not saying that either. I was like, so
Speaker 1: Joe and Lala are the same. Clearly he's on a
Speaker 1: bender if he thinks that, I mean, the similarities are
Speaker 1: Just listen. I don't want to anyone taking claim on
Speaker 1: reminding them of Joe other than me. Guys stand by that.
Speaker 2: I just feel so teddies.
Speaker 1: Don't take it away from her.
Speaker 2: Don't listen, give me that okay, shorts. But then Sandoval
Speaker 2: shows up to lunch.
Speaker 1: He looks kind of happy. I was like, whoa. Then
Speaker 1: Laala tells them about the water tasting event she's having
Speaker 1: that's around Ranger riveting. I mean, I was like water tasting,
Speaker 1: say that barklets are heavy on I don't know, let's
Speaker 1: have a palette for water. But then in return Santaval
Speaker 1: invites Lala to a guided breathwork se which I know
Speaker 1: I'm skipping ahead. I never need to see that again.
Speaker 1: I don't neither. That was the most bizarre thing I've
Speaker 1: ever seen. If I wanted to see sand of all climax,
Speaker 1: I would have had sex with them already. I feel
Speaker 1: like the neighbors probably called the police. You have a
Speaker 1: chin like that level of breath work, like, I just
Speaker 1: want you to Can you try it for a second.
Speaker 1: Can you see if you can like make that kind
Speaker 1: of noise it was? He was just yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: He was yelling, car, how was that breath work? It was?
Speaker 1: I mean, walking into that, I feel like Lala wanted
Speaker 1: to take those five hundred laxatives and get her something
Speaker 1: out of there. I'm surprised shouldn't walk in, and that
Speaker 1: just hurt her out to walk back out. And also
Speaker 1: she came over just to witness him doing it. I
Speaker 1: thought they were then going to have her laid down
Speaker 1: and do her own breathwork, but no, she just had
Speaker 1: to come watch him climax and then go, I guess
Speaker 1: weird fetish, very bizarre. I want you to come over
Speaker 1: and listen to me. How eternal come.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised he didn't get like a noise ordinance violation.
Speaker 1: It was it was really, I mean, Tom doing breath
Speaker 1: work is now my sleep? Is it sleep?
Speaker 8: Parlus hilaire, perilous peril, perilous, parallel, perilous.
Speaker 1: Paralys paralys is Deamon for the love? Yeah whatever, it
Speaker 1: was an emotional orgasm for him, apparently.
Speaker 2: Then we go back to something about her.
Speaker 1: The whole group show up to take part in sandwich
Speaker 1: tasting from the new menu, and it's like crowdhog day apparently,
Speaker 1: like I am confused why they like when they did
Speaker 1: the flashbacks and showed that they'd eaten each one of
Speaker 1: these sandwiches already already. Stop. But this James had some
Speaker 1: funny points, like his confessional when he like said, you know,
Speaker 1: I really had high hopes for these girls. But then
Speaker 1: it was the tweedlede and t it's like tweedled the
Speaker 1: and tweedled dumb dicks or whatever you call the balms,
Speaker 1: and how long it's taking, and then La La saying
Speaker 1: let's fast forward to the good part, and that's where
Speaker 1: James says, we all know Tom likes a sloppy Joe.
Speaker 2: That was funny. I didn't get it at first. I
Speaker 2: actually envisioned like a sloppy Joe, like a literal sloppy Joe,
Speaker 2: and then I realized he was talking about Joe. It
Speaker 2: took me a minute, all right, Emily, I was like, hey,
Speaker 2: please sloppy Joe too.
Speaker 1: I was like, I haven't had one of the is
Speaker 1: it a long time? This is making me want to
Speaker 1: zip by dairy queen. I'm hungry. But then they decide, well,
Speaker 1: going back to the vile files, like, seriously, we may
Speaker 1: as well be doing ads for Nick but on something.
Speaker 1: When he brought up something about her, she says she's
Speaker 1: given all the updates, but people don't care to listen
Speaker 1: because it's boring. Staff Well, I'm happy to listen. I'm
Speaker 1: ready for all the information. It's not another way of
Speaker 1: saying we don't know what's going on. Yeah, like we
Speaker 1: know the permit story, but there is a rumor now
Speaker 1: that it's going to be a ghost kitchen on uber eats,
Speaker 1: and if that's the case, that will bring in a
Speaker 1: lot of money. I think I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: You order a sloppy Joe and it comes from there, Yes,
Speaker 1: it means like you're there's no storefront. You're not going
Speaker 1: to be able to go into a store, but you
Speaker 1: can type in something about her on Uber Eats and
Speaker 1: order the sandwiches. But why is it called a ghost
Speaker 1: kitchen because there's no you can't go inside like they
Speaker 1: I guess they could be making it from their own kitchens,
Speaker 1: from from Ariana's bedroom next to the chicken. Yes, with
Speaker 1: the laxatives.
Speaker 2: Don't kiss her off. You get a laxative in your sandwich.
Speaker 1: Well, the way Lisa vander Pump was trying to force
Speaker 1: herself to eat one of the sandwiches looked like there
Speaker 1: was laxative. She was like, pretend to be excited about
Speaker 1: the sandwich, Lisa.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, yeah, I can't.
Speaker 1: Then the group walks over to sewre Sure and Lalla
Speaker 1: tells Ariana about her heart to heart with Sandfall. Also,
Speaker 1: why does everyone need to tell Ariana about their heart
Speaker 1: to hearts this part? I don't really because producers are like,
Speaker 1: make sure you tell about your heart to heart with Sandball.
Speaker 2: Make sure that you tell her that you had a virtual.
Speaker 1: Orgasm with her ax. Arianna explains that she is very
Speaker 1: mad at him because she wasn't home at the time,
Speaker 1: because she was taking Maya to the emergency vet where
Speaker 1: she had to get an endoscopy, and it was Sandoval's fault.
Speaker 1: We've already talked about the takeout containers. I think it's
Speaker 1: an equal person's fault at this point. Well, yeah, don't
Speaker 1: leave takeout out. Even if the door, even if he
Speaker 1: didn't lock the dog in, did she have her bedroom
Speaker 1: door closed so the dog couldn't get in, Because if
Speaker 1: the door was opened, the dog could have gotten the
Speaker 1: food anyway without sand of Ball's interaction. So I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing the door was closed. The dog smelled the
Speaker 1: old chicken. Saute was kind of kneading at the door,
Speaker 1: and Samuel was like, oh, you want to go in
Speaker 1: the room, shuts it. The dog goes in, goes to town.
Speaker 1: But I also have another question. Is it their dog
Speaker 1: or is it Arianna's dog? I do not know the
Speaker 1: ownership of the dog, because the thing about that is
Speaker 1: she says it's her dog. If it's her dog, I
Speaker 1: personally wouldn't trust that my ex cheating boyfriend blah blah
Speaker 1: blah to take care of said dog.
Speaker 2: No, or to care or to let the dog in
Speaker 2: and out, or to do whatever another reason why she
Speaker 2: should have moved out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just get away from him. Protect the dog, Protect
Speaker 1: the dog, protect you, protect that dog. Get away from
Speaker 1: the other dog. It is what it is. Then we
Speaker 1: get into them being at sir. But before that we
Speaker 1: have to see the date with Sandoval and Tea. The bowling.
Speaker 1: I can't with the seventies Look the seventies bowling. You
Speaker 1: want to know who didn't have a virtual orgasm watching
Speaker 1: that scene?
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't like it. You got into seventies bowling.
Speaker 2: Not you're saying doing a dance of why the girl
Speaker 2: you're on your first date with me? It's one thing
Speaker 2: if like we were to video Shane or Edwin doing that.
Speaker 2: We've been with them fifteen years, but like a first date,
Speaker 2: could you imagine putting on a full bowling show? I
Speaker 2: can't in an outfit now with white now polished with
Speaker 2: blue tips. Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Then we see Brock working hard, Brock is or
Speaker 1: Brock or Brock.
Speaker 2: I'm like, Brock, are you getting paid?
Speaker 1: Because you hope so? Because you're doing a lot, you're
Speaker 1: doing the most. Brock pretty much out that Katie's had sex.
Speaker 1: Well says that Max slept over at Katie's and around
Speaker 1: that same time that this happens. You see, she and
Speaker 1: a loser shit on brush. I think she legitimately wanted
Speaker 1: to like yeah, like actually cut him when he did?
Speaker 1: Is it because what he said had to do with Katie?
Speaker 1: And she is scared of having any conflict with Katie.
Speaker 1: She just not want to be involved in that. I
Speaker 1: also would be scared to admit that you're checking somebody's
Speaker 1: location multiple times, so you have no relationship with crazy. See,
Speaker 1: it is crazy. I can't even imagine, like I check
Speaker 1: my kids because I want to see like where they
Speaker 1: are on the bus on the way home for me
Speaker 1: to meet them, like not random human beings, like multiple
Speaker 1: times like that. But you could just check Tambra's location
Speaker 1: all the time. You would always know where we're filming.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and then I could just show up and be like,
Speaker 6: so your that's so crazy. I just brought my own
Speaker 6: mic cold on.
Speaker 1: I walk in with this. I like red lipstick. Do
Speaker 1: you guys like it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I'm started her red lipstick this year.
Speaker 1: But was Katie drunk or potentially stone while being asked
Speaker 1: this question? Because when they did ask her about Max,
Speaker 1: She's like what who? Who? Who?
Speaker 2: I'm like, it was last night.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sorry, did you repeat that?
Speaker 1: Who are you talking about? Ye oh? Max? Yeah, he
Speaker 1: just he like came over.
Speaker 2: He just like came over. We had like some cheese.
Speaker 1: He listen. It was just a tip, wasn't a big deal.
Speaker 1: But we didn't take out. He just tried to kiss me.
Speaker 1: He tried to kiss me. I'd no, no spine but
Speaker 1: he So this comes out, but and then Shea says,
Speaker 1: you know, it's already yelled, it brought that she was
Speaker 1: never going to bring it up. But then shehena needs
Speaker 1: to corroborate the story and double down, like ich his
Speaker 1: location at one fifteen am, and then I checked it
Speaker 1: again at boy am, and then I checked it the
Speaker 1: next day and all still at Katie's house. And then
Speaker 1: I checked Katie's just to be clear, and Katie was
Speaker 1: at her own house, Like I don't know, fifty six
Speaker 1: people's location to keep up with is a lot, yes,
Speaker 1: with multiple check ins, but skipping I mean to give
Speaker 1: you backstory.
Speaker 2: Max was on vander Punk Rules prior.
Speaker 1: He used to hook up with Katie's co host on
Speaker 1: her podcast. So is he He's one of Short's best
Speaker 1: friend Okay, So he Shorts because they kept saying Schwartz
Speaker 1: his best friend, but Tom this is another guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because well, clearly.
Speaker 2: Who's Tom's best friend? Like for real, Tom's about.
Speaker 1: Tom, like Tom Thomas, Tom, Tom his own Tom. But
Speaker 1: Shorts is besties with Max. But Max only made it
Speaker 1: one season. But on that one season he was on,
Speaker 1: he was hooking up with Katie's co host, So it's
Speaker 1: all very messy. They're just a very limited amount of
Speaker 1: people in LA apparently to hook up with. Well, I
Speaker 1: gotta say, I hope none of them have like herpees
Speaker 1: or anything, because if one of them has it, they
Speaker 1: all got it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like Glitterate's everywhere. Shit's gonna spread.
Speaker 1: What was your thoughts on when Arianna went up to
Speaker 1: tea at the bar. I feel like she's inserting herself
Speaker 1: in things that she doesn't need to. I mean, I
Speaker 1: thought it was just disrespectful to that poor girl that
Speaker 1: went on a date with sand the Ball, Like, clearly
Speaker 1: she's going to figure it out on her own. I
Speaker 1: like how she asked her her age though, oh you're
Speaker 1: twenty five, he's forty one. Yeah, And also she doesn't
Speaker 1: live under a fucking rock. She's not the two girls
Speaker 1: from the pool party. She knows the backstory, she knows
Speaker 1: what she's getting into exactly. She just wants her fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes of fame. She just wants to be on camera.
Speaker 1: She just wants to be on camera. And Ariana, don't
Speaker 1: bullsh me. You didn't need a water that badly that
Speaker 1: you needed to walk in front of tee and have
Speaker 1: this conversation.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, I need a water.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, I really need a water, Like, yeah, because
Speaker 1: you're parched. But yeah, it was. It was a little
Speaker 1: bit of a doozy. But what we are seeing once
Speaker 1: again is this little bit of a hiccup between Sheena
Speaker 1: and Rock. Like ever since he's the opposite of Felicity,
Speaker 1: ever since he got a haircut, he started working like
Speaker 1: he is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's on the clock man, ready to.
Speaker 1: Go, Ready to go. But I can't really allow Katie
Speaker 1: to be a villain for getting it in after Schwartz
Speaker 1: has cheated on her and treated her like ship for years,
Speaker 1: that that is the one thing like Schwortz has been
Speaker 1: terrible to her. So if Katie want like he did,
Speaker 1: if Shorts didn't stick to the rules beforehand, why does
Speaker 1: she need to stick to the rules now and Max
Speaker 1: is hot and go for it Katie for Katie. Clearly,
Speaker 1: if Tom wanted it to work with you, he would
Speaker 1: have tried harder and been nicer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she deserves it, Let her have it. I just
Speaker 2: I just wish she would have been like, yeah, he
Speaker 2: came over and this is what happened.
Speaker 1: He came over and it was uh, you know, I
Speaker 1: would have been fine with a scoring it was a
Speaker 1: seven out of ten or whatever it was. It's going
Speaker 1: to happen again. I actually I'm drunk dialing him right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wanted more details.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so maybe the pod the pod. Yeah, let's ask
Speaker 2: him because I want details of that night because really,
Speaker 2: according to Sheena, we only know when you got there,
Speaker 2: when you left, but we don't know what happened while
Speaker 2: you were there.
Speaker 1: True, it's like a true crime mystery. We need to know,
Speaker 1: and we've been let that you haven't given us all
Speaker 1: the crumbs.
Speaker 2: Well, thanks for tuning into this episode, you guys, make
Speaker 1: Sure that you tune into our next one, which will
Speaker 1: be the Valley Season one episode two recap up