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<v Speaker 1>Saiki, I guess ta Trew, what's gonna be? Well, tells

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<v Speaker 1>you what's Siachel been like? Simpiki. It's their life, Rick

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<v Speaker 1>do win everything from checkson vanillas to Chrispy's.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, just gonna stop that right there. This is

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<v Speaker 2>Serial Killers Episode one, twenty four. Welcome to Monday, July sixth,

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<v Speaker 2>and everyone's back from vacation kind of. I'm still just

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<v Speaker 2>here waiting for Andrew in the zoom room because look,

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<v Speaker 2>you know that this is not recorded today. It was

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<v Speaker 2>recorded like two weeks ago, so Andrew's technically still on

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<v Speaker 2>vacation at the time that we're recording this. So he's

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<v Speaker 2>sitting in the beach house with his feet up, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>in his Metallica shirt and his boxer shorts, no care

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<v Speaker 2>in the world, while everybody else is working. And so

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just waiting for him. I'm just waiting. I'm sitting

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<v Speaker 2>here and waiting. So this is going to be a

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<v Speaker 2>brand new episode. We hope you enjoyed the last episode,

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<v Speaker 2>which was a replay of episode number one from way

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<v Speaker 2>back in May of twenty nineteen, where we reviewed Tricks

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<v Speaker 2>and Banana Cream frosted Flakes. The very first episode of

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<v Speaker 2>banana cream frosted flakes no longer in existence because they sucked,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, So just waiting for Andrew here just any moment.

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<v Speaker 2>Now he'll come on in the zoom room that he

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<v Speaker 2>invited me to five minutes ago. But he's just not

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<v Speaker 2>here yet, still just waiting. So while we're waiting for Andrew,

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<v Speaker 2>because who knows where the hell he is, how about

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<v Speaker 2>we visit an old commercial for a cereal that's still

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<v Speaker 2>in existence, but not quite in the same form this

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<v Speaker 2>thing is from. I would guess probably the sixties, the

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<v Speaker 2>late sixties, with bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck for Post

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<v Speaker 2>Sugar Crispn.

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<v Speaker 1>Bunks bags duck. What post sugar crisp cereal means to me?

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<v Speaker 1>Just take finds to beat a nine pound weekling. But

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<v Speaker 1>now post sugar Crisp gives me the muscles of wheat

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<v Speaker 1>muscles in his ears. Yes, ohst sugar crisp is made

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<v Speaker 1>of whole wheat. That's why it helps make you big

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<v Speaker 1>and strong. So get strong like me, Get sugar crisp.

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<v Speaker 1>So start get day a little bit batter, get the

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<v Speaker 1>treat with a strength of wheat. Impressed from post.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to stop it. I'm sorry, so lame. If

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew was here, he'd be yelling at me, rolling his eyes,

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<v Speaker 2>falling asleep. So back in the day, I guess a

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<v Speaker 2>big handful of sugar made you strong. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what they were thinking back then. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>then again, it was also safe to smoke cigarettes back

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<v Speaker 2>in the sixties too, so nobody knew what the hell

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<v Speaker 2>was going on. It was just eat anything you want

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<v Speaker 2>and smoke anything you want and you'll be just fine.

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<v Speaker 2>But we know better now. And that was way before

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<v Speaker 2>the days of Sugar Bear and before they changed it

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<v Speaker 2>to Golden Crisp and you know, the carefree days of

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<v Speaker 2>the black and white sixties. So anyway, Andrew, I need

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<v Speaker 2>I'm starting to sweat. I need, Andrew. I need to

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<v Speaker 2>get going because I need to get out of here.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh hi, Andrew, why for the doay? No, it's okay,

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<v Speaker 2>you missed it. I played a really cool old commercial

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<v Speaker 2>from the sixties for Sugar Crisp.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, you must have loved that.

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<v Speaker 2>With Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck. It was so much fun.

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<v Speaker 3>Must have been really great for you. I'm happy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know you don't want to be doing this.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, we'll make it quick. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I feel bad because I really do want to

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<v Speaker 3>spend time and devote myself to this, but it's so noisy,

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<v Speaker 3>so I feel bad.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you're on vacation, Andrew. It's okay, but we

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<v Speaker 2>had to get this done so the listeners would have

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<v Speaker 2>a brand new episode when they got back from their vacations.

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<v Speaker 2>Because today is Monday, so let's bang it out Andrew

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<v Speaker 2>real quick. Welcome to Serial Killers. I'm Scotty Bee here

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<v Speaker 2>in the city. It's Andrew down at the beach. Look

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<v Speaker 2>how beechy you look. You have sand in your hair.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I haven't even been in the sand, so that's weird.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Well, you know what, why don't you take

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<v Speaker 2>out your two bags of cereals and we'll just get going. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>which one do you want to start with? Three or four?

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<v Speaker 3>Three? Because it looks disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, this is another granola. I'm sorry, you know what.

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<v Speaker 2>I just had to grab a bunch of granola last

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<v Speaker 2>time I was at the supermarket. Because there's not a

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<v Speaker 2>whole lot of actual cereals that we haven't done yet,

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<v Speaker 2>although some are coming up and I have to send

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<v Speaker 2>them to you. So this is granola from Cliff. You know, Cliff,

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<v Speaker 2>why do you smell the milk and cringe?

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<v Speaker 3>Because I'm just taking things that are around and I

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<v Speaker 3>found this milk in the fridge.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, can I see it?

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<v Speaker 3>It expires tomorrow? But like, who knows, I never even

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<v Speaker 3>heard of that rand.

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<v Speaker 2>It's some random New Jersey dairy, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>So this is it might be a little bit of

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<v Speaker 3>a stretch to call it a dairy or where that

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<v Speaker 3>comes from.

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<v Speaker 2>What does it smell like to you? Or you're just

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<v Speaker 2>smelling sour milk?

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<v Speaker 3>Now I don't know this this is I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>This is again, I smell coconut, but this is granola.

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<v Speaker 2>It's white chocolate macadamia nut. So basically what Cliff did

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<v Speaker 2>a year or two ago is they turned a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of their bars into actual granola. So many of their

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<v Speaker 2>bar flavors are now so transformed into granola. So this

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<v Speaker 2>one is white chocolate macademia nut. I'm sure you've had

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<v Speaker 2>the bar at some point in your life.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, Cliff, bars, I feel like are always what I

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<v Speaker 3>want my go to snack to be.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, but my milk is about to turn as

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<v Speaker 2>well because the expiration date is today, and I'm using

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<v Speaker 2>fat free milk. This was a bagel boss for in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning milk that I got the other day. You're

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<v Speaker 2>looking at your phone like you're busy working.

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<v Speaker 3>Well I am still, but it's fine. Oh okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 3>are we in?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Man, let's eat it. No, No, I don't taste

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<v Speaker 2>anything reminiscent of maceademia. I love macadamia nuts. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>taste any macadamia here whatsoever. There are tiny little chunks

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<v Speaker 2>of white chocolate. I don't know if you got one.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I did. It melted in my bag too. Oh

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<v Speaker 3>it wasn't great. I give it two bowls in a spoon.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not the worst. I would eat this, but it's

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<v Speaker 3>not good.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's the thing with this one. If you have a

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<v Speaker 2>spoonful without the white chocolate chunk, it tastes different than

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<v Speaker 2>a spoonful with the white chocolate chunk. So I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to rate it with the white chocolate chunk, and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to give it three balls because it's not really

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<v Speaker 2>that bad, because who doesn't want chocolate for breakfast?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna it tastes like an oatmeal. I'll say that,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, which isn't terrible, but again it's not great.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, don't rate oatmeal on this show.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god? Wow? What podcast am I on again? Oh? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>How many episodes have I done with you? One hundred

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<v Speaker 3>and twenty four? Okay? Cool? Well, I don't know why

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<v Speaker 3>are you shaking your head?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't understand all of a sudden.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't understand all of a sudden.

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<v Speaker 2>It tastes earthy. It tastes like some sort of grass.

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<v Speaker 3>I like it.

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<v Speaker 2>You're very familiar with grass, but I mean I just

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<v Speaker 2>I taste like fresh grass clippings.

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<v Speaker 3>You look like an idiot with your Dare program T shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not a Dare shirt, it's a squirrel protecting his nuts.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I really want you to come back. We need to

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<v Speaker 2>be together.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't disagree, but you might want to talk to

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<v Speaker 3>building security about that.

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<v Speaker 2>You're really not into this episode.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel bad. I can't devote myself to this because

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<v Speaker 3>I want to, but it's so packed.

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<v Speaker 2>So would you prefer to just log off? And you

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<v Speaker 2>know I'll just take it from here?

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<v Speaker 3>I feel bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait a second, what is so pass? You have a

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<v Speaker 2>house full of how many people? Twenty people?

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<v Speaker 3>And not a house full of people. It's like maybe

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<v Speaker 3>six other people. That's the living room is literally right there.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm just in a room, just.

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<v Speaker 2>Like hey, But don't they realize that there's like a

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<v Speaker 2>big time serial podcast happening in the next room. They're

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<v Speaker 2>probably all standing there with like a glass up to

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<v Speaker 2>the wall because they want to hear.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so most definitely wanted.

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<v Speaker 2>They'll get a preview before it comes out. It's very exciting.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's move on to the next one. You're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna hate it, and that way we can just get

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<v Speaker 2>out of here. This one's been around since two thousand

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<v Speaker 2>and three. It's our classic of the show. It's from

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<v Speaker 2>Cashi and it's Autumn Wheat organic whole wheat biscuits.

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<v Speaker 3>So okay, just.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna be a mini weet without frosting on it. You're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna hate it, and we're gonna give it a low

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<v Speaker 2>rating and move on.

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<v Speaker 3>People here said they heated frost in mini weats, and

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<v Speaker 3>I felt like, how do you hate a frost in

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<v Speaker 3>many wheat?

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<v Speaker 2>I love them, yes, but these are not frosted, is

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I know, just I would never just want a

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<v Speaker 3>corn wheat or whatever wheat.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure why they call it autumnheat. Maybe it

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<v Speaker 2>was harvested in September. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, I'm going in.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course you are because your mind is elsewhere. You

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<v Speaker 2>keep looking at your phone because.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm working on top of it, Like you don't understand.

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<v Speaker 2>First you're cleaning, then you're working. You don't have time

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<v Speaker 2>for me. You want to get back on the beach

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<v Speaker 2>and surf and boogie board. I get it.

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<v Speaker 3>In what world do you live? Like? What fantasy? When

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<v Speaker 3>I'm convinced you're permanently stuck in.

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<v Speaker 2>The eighties, I know you. You want to go outside

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<v Speaker 2>and hunt for shells and put them up to your

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<v Speaker 2>ear and listen to the ocean.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to Why would you have to hunt for

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<v Speaker 3>a shell? The shell is stable. You want to.

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<v Speaker 2>Dig up sand crabs with your little pale I know you,

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<v Speaker 2>with your little shorts.

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<v Speaker 3>You're permanently in the eighties.

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<v Speaker 2>Your speed out. What if that was the eighties, that's

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<v Speaker 2>all fun beach things for kids.

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<v Speaker 3>You'd wear a fanny pack to the beach.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's go Nope, this literally tastes like cardboard. And look,

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<v Speaker 2>one of them is stuck in my tooth bowl. Stabbing

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<v Speaker 2>my gum.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's good to spoon. It's nothing. It's gross. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>having issue if this is someone's favorite cereal, but it's

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<v Speaker 3>not mine, and I hate it and it makes me

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<v Speaker 3>want to literally go back to the two seconds before

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<v Speaker 3>I ate it so I could be a happier person.

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<v Speaker 2>Look what we're stuck in my tooth? I just got

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<v Speaker 2>it out.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, that's big.

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<v Speaker 2>I stabbed my it was like a splinter in my

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<v Speaker 2>gum ball. It's really nothing. It's just nothing, playing nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>One ball.

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<v Speaker 3>Not great?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, cool man, So seven minute podcast. Thanks for

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<v Speaker 2>listening to Serial Killers. Andrew's you know, just not in it.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's not my fault. And I told you this

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<v Speaker 3>like seventeen times, but you kept being like everybody deserves

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<v Speaker 3>to hear these episodes.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember that time before you went there that

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, can we please recording? You're like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to be here, and you just wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>have it.

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<v Speaker 3>What all right? I feel like, why don't we do

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<v Speaker 3>like a special one for Friday? Like let's make it

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<v Speaker 3>like a super sized episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we'll do three. I'll make sure you have three

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<v Speaker 2>good cereals. One of them will be one of the

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<v Speaker 2>brand new ones that we got. We apologize for this

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<v Speaker 2>episode because it sucks. I hope you enjoyed the really

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<v Speaker 2>old nineteen sixties commercial at the beginning and the rest

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<v Speaker 2>of this episode with nothing except Andrew not talking because

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<v Speaker 2>he's scared that somebody might hear him through the door.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not that, it's literally that there's a room right there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I get it.

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<v Speaker 3>And people if I ope, it's just loud.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you afraid? Are you like they're gonna say you're

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<v Speaker 2>a loser. What are you doing talking about cereal into

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<v Speaker 2>a computer? What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>This podcast made me some money, so it did. I'll

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<v Speaker 3>lose my way to the bank. It's great.

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<v Speaker 2>This podcast didn't make me any money.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember I told you the check is coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember that time when you're like PayPal's processing the payment

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<v Speaker 2>and that was a month ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, Why do you have to be such a grinch

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<v Speaker 3>like anything? Anybody says you have to be negative.

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<v Speaker 2>When I sell broken CDs on eBay and PayPal pays me,

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<v Speaker 2>like in a day?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you sell broken CDs on eBay?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I sell anything in everything I have. I go

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<v Speaker 2>around my house with a big wagon and I collect

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<v Speaker 2>things and I sell them because I got to clear

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<v Speaker 2>stuff out.

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<v Speaker 3>You need help, I do all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for listening to Serial Killers Ramble ramble. I'm Scottie B.

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<v Speaker 2>That's Andrew. Please follow us on social media. That would

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<v Speaker 2>probably be more entertaining than this actual episode. And that's

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<v Speaker 2>at Serial Killers PC. That's cereal with the C Subscribe

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<v Speaker 2>and rate us and like us and do all those

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<v Speaker 2>things on whatever platform you listen to us on. We

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<v Speaker 2>really appreciate it. Hope you're enjoying your Monday. We'll give

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<v Speaker 2>you a brand new episode on Friday. Promise it will

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<v Speaker 2>be better than this one, with brand new cereals and

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<v Speaker 2>an all new Andrew, refreshed and back from the beach. Yes, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>can we figure out how to maybe do it together?

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<v Speaker 2>I'll come to your house.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, absolutely, How do we do that?

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<v Speaker 2>How do we record that?

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<v Speaker 3>We can just record into my computer. It's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Do I have to wear a hazmat suit?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Your house is dirty? Okay, you're a millennial that lives

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<v Speaker 2>by himself. You don't clean.

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<v Speaker 3>I do, and then I also have a cleaning lead

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<v Speaker 3>that comes every three weeks. But go for it. You

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<v Speaker 3>were such an a hole, Like there's a hole and

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<v Speaker 3>then there's you.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you, Andrew. Enjoy the rest of your vacation

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<v Speaker 2>and we'll see you on Friday with an all new

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<v Speaker 2>Supersized Serial Killers. Thanks for listening, enjoy your week and

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<v Speaker 2>crunch crunch cool. Oh, hold on a second.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a yoga class I need to get to.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but you said cool. Oh you don't know that cool.

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<v Speaker 2>That was the Gwen Stefani cool. Maybe you know this, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I fear so cool.

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<v Speaker 3>Jonas brothers.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, speaking of Jonahs brothers, where's Greg.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't want to get him on because you have

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<v Speaker 3>a thing with people skyping in. You had the opportunity.

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<v Speaker 3>You told me you were going to do it, but

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<v Speaker 3>then you chickened out last minute. So I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>what you're talking about right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't chick it out.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes you did.

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<v Speaker 2>I never reached back down.

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<v Speaker 3>And we're like, oh my god, I hate it this way.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll wait for him to come in.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I do hate it this way. Look how bad

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<v Speaker 2>it sucks. Just drop cashi all over the place, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>I got to go clean it up.

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<v Speaker 3>Bye bye,