Speaker 1: Saiki, I guess ta Trew, what's gonna be? Well, tells
Speaker 1: you what's Siachel been like? Simpiki. It's their life, Rick
Speaker 1: do win everything from checkson vanillas to Chrispy's.
Speaker 2: All right, just gonna stop that right there. This is
Speaker 2: Serial Killers Episode one, twenty four. Welcome to Monday, July sixth,
Speaker 2: and everyone's back from vacation kind of. I'm still just
Speaker 2: here waiting for Andrew in the zoom room because look,
Speaker 2: you know that this is not recorded today. It was
Speaker 2: recorded like two weeks ago, so Andrew's technically still on
Speaker 2: vacation at the time that we're recording this. So he's
Speaker 2: sitting in the beach house with his feet up, you know,
Speaker 2: in his Metallica shirt and his boxer shorts, no care
Speaker 2: in the world, while everybody else is working. And so
Speaker 2: I'm just waiting for him. I'm just waiting. I'm sitting
Speaker 2: here and waiting. So this is going to be a
Speaker 2: brand new episode. We hope you enjoyed the last episode,
Speaker 2: which was a replay of episode number one from way
Speaker 2: back in May of twenty nineteen, where we reviewed Tricks
Speaker 2: and Banana Cream frosted Flakes. The very first episode of
Speaker 2: banana cream frosted flakes no longer in existence because they sucked,
Speaker 2: all right, So just waiting for Andrew here just any moment.
Speaker 2: Now he'll come on in the zoom room that he
Speaker 2: invited me to five minutes ago. But he's just not
Speaker 2: here yet, still just waiting. So while we're waiting for Andrew,
Speaker 2: because who knows where the hell he is, how about
Speaker 2: we visit an old commercial for a cereal that's still
Speaker 2: in existence, but not quite in the same form this
Speaker 2: thing is from. I would guess probably the sixties, the
Speaker 2: late sixties, with bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck for Post
Speaker 2: Sugar Crispn.
Speaker 1: Bunks bags duck. What post sugar crisp cereal means to me?
Speaker 1: Just take finds to beat a nine pound weekling. But
Speaker 1: now post sugar Crisp gives me the muscles of wheat
Speaker 1: muscles in his ears. Yes, ohst sugar crisp is made
Speaker 1: of whole wheat. That's why it helps make you big
Speaker 1: and strong. So get strong like me, Get sugar crisp.
Speaker 1: So start get day a little bit batter, get the
Speaker 1: treat with a strength of wheat. Impressed from post.
Speaker 2: I have to stop it. I'm sorry, so lame. If
Speaker 2: Andrew was here, he'd be yelling at me, rolling his eyes,
Speaker 2: falling asleep. So back in the day, I guess a
Speaker 2: big handful of sugar made you strong. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know what they were thinking back then. Oh
Speaker 2: then again, it was also safe to smoke cigarettes back
Speaker 2: in the sixties too, so nobody knew what the hell
Speaker 2: was going on. It was just eat anything you want
Speaker 2: and smoke anything you want and you'll be just fine.
Speaker 2: But we know better now. And that was way before
Speaker 2: the days of Sugar Bear and before they changed it
Speaker 2: to Golden Crisp and you know, the carefree days of
Speaker 2: the black and white sixties. So anyway, Andrew, I need
Speaker 2: I'm starting to sweat. I need, Andrew. I need to
Speaker 2: get going because I need to get out of here.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 2: Oh hi, Andrew, why for the doay? No, it's okay,
Speaker 2: you missed it. I played a really cool old commercial
Speaker 2: from the sixties for Sugar Crisp.
Speaker 3: Oh, you must have loved that.
Speaker 2: With Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck. It was so much fun.
Speaker 3: Must have been really great for you. I'm happy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know you don't want to be doing this.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, we'll make it quick. Okay.
Speaker 3: No, I feel bad because I really do want to
Speaker 3: spend time and devote myself to this, but it's so noisy,
Speaker 3: so I feel bad.
Speaker 2: I know you're on vacation, Andrew. It's okay, but we
Speaker 2: had to get this done so the listeners would have
Speaker 2: a brand new episode when they got back from their vacations.
Speaker 2: Because today is Monday, so let's bang it out Andrew
Speaker 2: real quick. Welcome to Serial Killers. I'm Scotty Bee here
Speaker 2: in the city. It's Andrew down at the beach. Look
Speaker 2: how beechy you look. You have sand in your hair.
Speaker 3: No, I haven't even been in the sand, so that's weird.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, you know what, why don't you take
Speaker 2: out your two bags of cereals and we'll just get going. Okay,
Speaker 2: which one do you want to start with? Three or four?
Speaker 3: Three? Because it looks disgusting.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, this is another granola. I'm sorry, you know what.
Speaker 2: I just had to grab a bunch of granola last
Speaker 2: time I was at the supermarket. Because there's not a
Speaker 2: whole lot of actual cereals that we haven't done yet,
Speaker 2: although some are coming up and I have to send
Speaker 2: them to you. So this is granola from Cliff. You know, Cliff,
Speaker 2: why do you smell the milk and cringe?
Speaker 3: Because I'm just taking things that are around and I
Speaker 3: found this milk in the fridge.
Speaker 2: I don't know, can I see it?
Speaker 3: It expires tomorrow? But like, who knows, I never even
Speaker 3: heard of that rand.
Speaker 2: It's some random New Jersey dairy, all right.
Speaker 3: So this is it might be a little bit of
Speaker 3: a stretch to call it a dairy or where that
Speaker 3: comes from.
Speaker 2: What does it smell like to you? Or you're just
Speaker 2: smelling sour milk?
Speaker 3: Now I don't know this this is I don't know.
Speaker 2: This is again, I smell coconut, but this is granola.
Speaker 2: It's white chocolate macadamia nut. So basically what Cliff did
Speaker 2: a year or two ago is they turned a lot
Speaker 2: of their bars into actual granola. So many of their
Speaker 2: bar flavors are now so transformed into granola. So this
Speaker 2: one is white chocolate macademia nut. I'm sure you've had
Speaker 2: the bar at some point in your life.
Speaker 3: Uh, Cliff, bars, I feel like are always what I
Speaker 3: want my go to snack to be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, but my milk is about to turn as
Speaker 2: well because the expiration date is today, and I'm using
Speaker 2: fat free milk. This was a bagel boss for in
Speaker 2: the morning milk that I got the other day. You're
Speaker 2: looking at your phone like you're busy working.
Speaker 3: Well I am still, but it's fine. Oh okay, all right,
Speaker 3: are we in?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Man, let's eat it. No, No, I don't taste
Speaker 2: anything reminiscent of maceademia. I love macadamia nuts. I don't
Speaker 2: taste any macadamia here whatsoever. There are tiny little chunks
Speaker 2: of white chocolate. I don't know if you got one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did. It melted in my bag too. Oh
Speaker 3: it wasn't great. I give it two bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 3: It's not the worst. I would eat this, but it's
Speaker 3: not good.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing with this one. If you have a
Speaker 2: spoonful without the white chocolate chunk, it tastes different than
Speaker 2: a spoonful with the white chocolate chunk. So I'm going
Speaker 2: to rate it with the white chocolate chunk, and I'm
Speaker 2: going to give it three balls because it's not really
Speaker 2: that bad, because who doesn't want chocolate for breakfast?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna it tastes like an oatmeal. I'll say that,
Speaker 3: all right, which isn't terrible, but again it's not great.
Speaker 2: Also, don't rate oatmeal on this show.
Speaker 3: Oh my god? Wow? What podcast am I on again? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 3: How many episodes have I done with you? One hundred
Speaker 3: and twenty four? Okay? Cool? Well, I don't know why
Speaker 3: are you shaking your head?
Speaker 2: I don't understand all of a sudden.
Speaker 3: Don't understand all of a sudden.
Speaker 2: It tastes earthy. It tastes like some sort of grass.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 2: You're very familiar with grass, but I mean I just
Speaker 2: I taste like fresh grass clippings.
Speaker 3: You look like an idiot with your Dare program T shirt.
Speaker 2: It's not a Dare shirt, it's a squirrel protecting his nuts.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I really want you to come back. We need to
Speaker 2: be together.
Speaker 3: I don't disagree, but you might want to talk to
Speaker 3: building security about that.
Speaker 2: You're really not into this episode.
Speaker 3: I feel bad. I can't devote myself to this because
Speaker 3: I want to, but it's so packed.
Speaker 2: So would you prefer to just log off? And you
Speaker 2: know I'll just take it from here?
Speaker 3: I feel bad.
Speaker 2: Wait a second, what is so pass? You have a
Speaker 2: house full of how many people? Twenty people?
Speaker 3: And not a house full of people. It's like maybe
Speaker 3: six other people. That's the living room is literally right there.
Speaker 3: So I'm just in a room, just.
Speaker 2: Like hey, But don't they realize that there's like a
Speaker 2: big time serial podcast happening in the next room. They're
Speaker 2: probably all standing there with like a glass up to
Speaker 2: the wall because they want to hear.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so most definitely wanted.
Speaker 2: They'll get a preview before it comes out. It's very exciting.
Speaker 2: All right, let's move on to the next one. You're
Speaker 2: gonna hate it, and that way we can just get
Speaker 2: out of here. This one's been around since two thousand
Speaker 2: and three. It's our classic of the show. It's from
Speaker 2: Cashi and it's Autumn Wheat organic whole wheat biscuits.
Speaker 3: So okay, just.
Speaker 2: Gonna be a mini weet without frosting on it. You're
Speaker 2: gonna hate it, and we're gonna give it a low
Speaker 2: rating and move on.
Speaker 3: People here said they heated frost in mini weats, and
Speaker 3: I felt like, how do you hate a frost in
Speaker 3: many wheat?
Speaker 2: I love them, yes, but these are not frosted, is
Speaker 2: what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: No, I know, just I would never just want a
Speaker 3: corn wheat or whatever wheat.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure why they call it autumnheat. Maybe it
Speaker 2: was harvested in September. I don't know.
Speaker 3: All right, I'm going in.
Speaker 2: Of course you are because your mind is elsewhere. You
Speaker 2: keep looking at your phone because.
Speaker 3: I'm working on top of it, Like you don't understand.
Speaker 2: First you're cleaning, then you're working. You don't have time
Speaker 2: for me. You want to get back on the beach
Speaker 2: and surf and boogie board. I get it.
Speaker 3: In what world do you live? Like? What fantasy? When
Speaker 3: I'm convinced you're permanently stuck in.
Speaker 2: The eighties, I know you. You want to go outside
Speaker 2: and hunt for shells and put them up to your
Speaker 2: ear and listen to the ocean.
Speaker 3: You have to Why would you have to hunt for
Speaker 3: a shell? The shell is stable. You want to.
Speaker 2: Dig up sand crabs with your little pale I know you,
Speaker 2: with your little shorts.
Speaker 3: You're permanently in the eighties.
Speaker 2: Your speed out. What if that was the eighties, that's
Speaker 2: all fun beach things for kids.
Speaker 3: You'd wear a fanny pack to the beach.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's go Nope, this literally tastes like cardboard. And look,
Speaker 2: one of them is stuck in my tooth bowl. Stabbing
Speaker 2: my gum.
Speaker 3: No, it's good to spoon. It's nothing. It's gross. I'm
Speaker 3: having issue if this is someone's favorite cereal, but it's
Speaker 3: not mine, and I hate it and it makes me
Speaker 3: want to literally go back to the two seconds before
Speaker 3: I ate it so I could be a happier person.
Speaker 2: Look what we're stuck in my tooth? I just got
Speaker 2: it out.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's big.
Speaker 2: I stabbed my it was like a splinter in my
Speaker 2: gum ball. It's really nothing. It's just nothing, playing nothing.
Speaker 2: One ball.
Speaker 3: Not great?
Speaker 2: All right, cool man, So seven minute podcast. Thanks for
Speaker 2: listening to Serial Killers. Andrew's you know, just not in it.
Speaker 3: So it's not my fault. And I told you this
Speaker 3: like seventeen times, but you kept being like everybody deserves
Speaker 3: to hear these episodes.
Speaker 2: Do you remember that time before you went there that
Speaker 2: I was like, can we please recording? You're like, no,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to be here, and you just wouldn't
Speaker 2: have it.
Speaker 3: What all right? I feel like, why don't we do
Speaker 3: like a special one for Friday? Like let's make it
Speaker 3: like a super sized episode.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll do three. I'll make sure you have three
Speaker 2: good cereals. One of them will be one of the
Speaker 2: brand new ones that we got. We apologize for this
Speaker 2: episode because it sucks. I hope you enjoyed the really
Speaker 2: old nineteen sixties commercial at the beginning and the rest
Speaker 2: of this episode with nothing except Andrew not talking because
Speaker 2: he's scared that somebody might hear him through the door.
Speaker 3: It's not that, it's literally that there's a room right there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 3: And people if I ope, it's just loud.
Speaker 2: Are you afraid? Are you like they're gonna say you're
Speaker 2: a loser. What are you doing talking about cereal into
Speaker 2: a computer? What are you doing?
Speaker 3: This podcast made me some money, so it did. I'll
Speaker 3: lose my way to the bank. It's great.
Speaker 2: This podcast didn't make me any money.
Speaker 3: Remember I told you the check is coming.
Speaker 2: Remember that time when you're like PayPal's processing the payment
Speaker 2: and that was a month ago.
Speaker 3: Dude, Why do you have to be such a grinch
Speaker 3: like anything? Anybody says you have to be negative.
Speaker 2: When I sell broken CDs on eBay and PayPal pays me,
Speaker 2: like in a day?
Speaker 3: Are you sell broken CDs on eBay?
Speaker 2: Because I sell anything in everything I have. I go
Speaker 2: around my house with a big wagon and I collect
Speaker 2: things and I sell them because I got to clear
Speaker 2: stuff out.
Speaker 3: You need help, I do all right.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening to Serial Killers Ramble ramble. I'm Scottie B.
Speaker 2: That's Andrew. Please follow us on social media. That would
Speaker 2: probably be more entertaining than this actual episode. And that's
Speaker 2: at Serial Killers PC. That's cereal with the C Subscribe
Speaker 2: and rate us and like us and do all those
Speaker 2: things on whatever platform you listen to us on. We
Speaker 2: really appreciate it. Hope you're enjoying your Monday. We'll give
Speaker 2: you a brand new episode on Friday. Promise it will
Speaker 2: be better than this one, with brand new cereals and
Speaker 2: an all new Andrew, refreshed and back from the beach. Yes, hey,
Speaker 2: can we figure out how to maybe do it together?
Speaker 2: I'll come to your house.
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, How do we do that?
Speaker 2: How do we record that?
Speaker 3: We can just record into my computer. It's fine.
Speaker 2: Do I have to wear a hazmat suit?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Your house is dirty? Okay, you're a millennial that lives
Speaker 2: by himself. You don't clean.
Speaker 3: I do, and then I also have a cleaning lead
Speaker 3: that comes every three weeks. But go for it. You
Speaker 3: were such an a hole, Like there's a hole and
Speaker 3: then there's you.
Speaker 2: I love you, Andrew. Enjoy the rest of your vacation
Speaker 2: and we'll see you on Friday with an all new
Speaker 2: Supersized Serial Killers. Thanks for listening, enjoy your week and
Speaker 2: crunch crunch cool. Oh, hold on a second.
Speaker 3: I have a yoga class I need to get to.
Speaker 2: No, but you said cool. Oh you don't know that cool.
Speaker 2: That was the Gwen Stefani cool. Maybe you know this, Yes,
Speaker 2: I fear so cool.
Speaker 3: Jonas brothers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, speaking of Jonahs brothers, where's Greg.
Speaker 3: You don't want to get him on because you have
Speaker 3: a thing with people skyping in. You had the opportunity.
Speaker 3: You told me you were going to do it, but
Speaker 3: then you chickened out last minute. So I don't know
Speaker 3: what you're talking about right now.
Speaker 2: I didn't chick it out.
Speaker 3: Yes you did.
Speaker 2: I never reached back down.
Speaker 3: And we're like, oh my god, I hate it this way.
Speaker 3: We'll wait for him to come in.
Speaker 2: Well, I do hate it this way. Look how bad
Speaker 2: it sucks. Just drop cashi all over the place, all right,
Speaker 2: I got to go clean it up.
Speaker 3: Bye bye,