1
00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:08,760
Speaker 1: Okay, so you see have you've seen them?

2
00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:12,520
Speaker 2: You go ahead in the industry, Yeah, so I will

3
00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:15,280
Speaker 2: talk about but what do you want to know? I mean,

4
00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:16,479
Speaker 2: like I've seen it.

5
00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:20,600
Speaker 3: Kevin's been sending me this is what I've seen, industry.

6
00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:21,759
Speaker 4: How would I have seen that?

7
00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:29,080
Speaker 3: Don't clips? I'm Kevin industry. Kevin will will screen record,

8
00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:32,159
Speaker 3: like he'll use his phone and he'll like record the

9
00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:35,240
Speaker 3: screen of what he's watching and he'll just and he'll

10
00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:38,000
Speaker 3: just and he'll say what the show is, and so

11
00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:42,440
Speaker 3: I'll just get a clip of him recording his TV.

12
00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:45,360
Speaker 5: Sometimes he's accidentally recording his own face.

13
00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,920
Speaker 2: Well from his reaction, I know what's what I wanted.

14
00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,200
Speaker 3: To bring up, because sometimes he's actually recording his own face.

15
00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:54,160
Speaker 3: And sometimes he'll be recording the screen and it's off

16
00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:56,760
Speaker 3: but something where like they're just kind of finishing up

17
00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:58,360
Speaker 3: and I have a pretty good idea of what was

18
00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:01,840
Speaker 3: going on. It's actually still pretty like this is actually

19
00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:02,880
Speaker 3: just getting it done for me.

20
00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:04,520
Speaker 2: He's a little lascivious of that.

21
00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:11,000
Speaker 3: But then he'll turn his camera around to do I

22
00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,160
Speaker 3: think he's trying to like show his face and do.

23
00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:15,640
Speaker 4: Like uh some funny ship yeah.

24
00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:18,400
Speaker 3: Like pull his collar or something, but he can't see

25
00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:21,080
Speaker 3: when he turns it around, he can't see it, so

26
00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:23,720
Speaker 3: he's not he's missing his face a lot of the time.

27
00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:26,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's pointing just over his shoulder, and you see

28
00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:27,160
Speaker 1: like a handcoming you go.

29
00:01:27,319 --> 00:01:28,559
Speaker 2: I guess he's hooking his collar.

30
00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:31,160
Speaker 3: But I can see out the often I can see

31
00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:33,160
Speaker 3: out the window. I can see that his dad is

32
00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:37,000
Speaker 3: like peeking, coming to check on him. No, his dad

33
00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:40,720
Speaker 3: comes to check His dad has to come check on him. Actually,

34
00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:44,360
Speaker 3: I am grateful to see.

35
00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,120
Speaker 5: Somebody gotta fucking keep an eye on him, because.

36
00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,520
Speaker 3: I'm like, then I don't have to go over there

37
00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:49,080
Speaker 3: or anything like.

38
00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:49,760
Speaker 4: That's nice.

39
00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:50,680
Speaker 3: These clips are.

40
00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:52,800
Speaker 4: Like, I doesn't even know what school I went to.

41
00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,440
Speaker 2: Some of them are intense. You went to school, that's

42
00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:56,360
Speaker 2: so corny.

43
00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:59,840
Speaker 4: I went to the fucking University of Iowa.

44
00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:03,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fine, that's fine.

45
00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:04,320
Speaker 2: That's fine.

46
00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,720
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say, like a different school,

47
00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:08,000
Speaker 1: that's actually what school?

48
00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,880
Speaker 4: Are you going to think I was gonna say? I,

49
00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:13,280
Speaker 4: Well say it? What school? Did you think I was

50
00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:13,840
Speaker 4: gonna say?

51
00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:14,840
Speaker 5: It's giving?

52
00:02:14,919 --> 00:02:21,280
Speaker 1: Dartmouth, it's giving. I'm sure, Ivy, it's giving.

53
00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:26,200
Speaker 4: Doctor Seuss, whoa, that's a compliment. You understand I am

54
00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:27,840
Speaker 4: the dumbest person in America.

55
00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:31,320
Speaker 3: This is you think. I mean Chicago guy, and this

56
00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:32,160
Speaker 3: is my whole thing.

57
00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:34,440
Speaker 4: I'm the first person in my family go to school.

58
00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:36,360
Speaker 4: It was so hard.

59
00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:37,480
Speaker 5: I'm the first one not to.

60
00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:41,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you're dumb because you chose to be. I

61
00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:42,440
Speaker 4: was born into it.

62
00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:48,720
Speaker 3: You like, your whole thing is like fucking Chicago dirt dog.

63
00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:52,200
Speaker 3: And so when I'm watching the Bear, this is my

64
00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:55,520
Speaker 3: about the bear, Like, I just want to get this

65
00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:58,959
Speaker 3: out and then we don't have to talk about it. Sure, whatever,

66
00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:00,440
Speaker 3: Gregory Allen, why it's not.

67
00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:05,800
Speaker 4: He's from fucking New Jimmy Jimmy Allen White, Yes, he's

68
00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:11,079
Speaker 4: from New York. Hey, respect my cast mate, buddy, like.

69
00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:13,320
Speaker 3: The arms whatever. We can cut this if you want,

70
00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,440
Speaker 3: you keep it, you want to talk about it, I

71
00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,200
Speaker 3: don't give it. Hey keep it. We can talk about

72
00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,880
Speaker 3: whatever you're comfortable talking about. And I understand that this

73
00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:22,680
Speaker 3: is like every everyone's favorite ship now.

74
00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:24,440
Speaker 4: But like I'm comfortable talking about anything.

75
00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:30,120
Speaker 3: Iows from Massachusetts, from Massachusetts, evan masshole.

76
00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:34,160
Speaker 4: He's from Canada, but he pretends like he's from New York.

77
00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:37,440
Speaker 3: I thought I thought he was from Massachusetts.

78
00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:38,120
Speaker 5: No.

79
00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:40,360
Speaker 4: I could be wrong though, but the first time.

80
00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,760
Speaker 5: But this is the thing he doesn't want anybody to know.

81
00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:46,360
Speaker 5: He's telling him Canada, right, he's telling you, well there there.

82
00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:48,200
Speaker 2: Were not you know where he told me he was from.

83
00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,480
Speaker 4: Where Iowa University? Shut the fuck?

84
00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:53,880
Speaker 5: No, they seriously when first said.

85
00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:57,400
Speaker 3: This whole thing is your ship, it's your name.

86
00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:01,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, they got the name is karm Man. But it

87
00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:05,000
Speaker 4: is funny because they when I read the pilot, I

88
00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:08,840
Speaker 4: was like, Chicago cool Italian beefs. That's my favorite food.

89
00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:10,480
Speaker 4: The guy's name's Karmen.

90
00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,360
Speaker 3: Is this about me? Yeah?

91
00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:13,600
Speaker 4: It was like, wait, I can't cook.

92
00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:16,280
Speaker 3: And the other guy's name is Christopher, the guy who wrote.

93
00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:17,239
Speaker 2: It, Christopher's story.

94
00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:20,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love store of everyone's name and whole fucking

95
00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:23,839
Speaker 3: life history to use for his own purposes. So can

96
00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:26,680
Speaker 3: you feel My question is can you feel that fakeness

97
00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:30,960
Speaker 3: when you're like making the show or are you also

98
00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:33,480
Speaker 3: just so excited to be a part of it?

99
00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:37,479
Speaker 5: And because if we're making up a store, making up

100
00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:38,960
Speaker 5: he's making up a store.

101
00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:43,480
Speaker 3: He's making up a store and it's not true Steller.

102
00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:45,200
Speaker 2: He's a storyteller, and that's fine.

103
00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:48,839
Speaker 4: But yeah, well I mean like it like sopranos. It's

104
00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:52,120
Speaker 4: like those guys aren't all from New Jersey. They're actors,

105
00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:53,839
Speaker 4: like you don't have to get from.

106
00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:56,560
Speaker 3: They used to say that they could feel the fakeness

107
00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:59,640
Speaker 3: of it when they were would say that, yeah, wow,

108
00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:03,560
Speaker 3: I love like this is feeling very fake to me,

109
00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:07,640
Speaker 3: Like you would say that the phoniness is like and

110
00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:10,200
Speaker 3: but when you but when sometimes you get so excited

111
00:05:10,279 --> 00:05:13,279
Speaker 3: just to like be doing a fun and funny show

112
00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,520
Speaker 3: that like you don't give a ship and you feel

113
00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:16,960
Speaker 3: how fake it is when you're doing it.

114
00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:23,239
Speaker 4: No, no, no, it feels one thousand percent authentic, feels

115
00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:24,720
Speaker 4: like it's not coming.

116
00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:27,039
Speaker 5: Across to me. But that's actually good.

117
00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:29,360
Speaker 3: That's not mine. You know that's not mine.

118
00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,640
Speaker 4: You know I will say this, you know I will

119
00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:35,080
Speaker 4: say this is checked out. I seem checked out in

120
00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,240
Speaker 4: the show right now, just.

121
00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:38,080
Speaker 2: Across the board.

122
00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:39,920
Speaker 5: Don't make me pick.

123
00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:44,560
Speaker 4: This is a crazy podcast, dude, What the fuck is happening?

124
00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:46,880
Speaker 4: You guys want me to talk about the show, that's.

125
00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:51,560
Speaker 3: Give a what you talk about, Well, we'll put in

126
00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:52,560
Speaker 3: whatever you want to put in.

127
00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:54,640
Speaker 5: We'll comee a free flowing.

128
00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:59,640
Speaker 4: We're not cutting anything, We're not doing anything.

129
00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:03,400
Speaker 3: We have, there's nothing to be ashamed. Like, Look, your

130
00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:05,040
Speaker 3: show is called.

131
00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:10,880
Speaker 4: Carmen Christopher Live from the Windy City. My new special.

132
00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:14,320
Speaker 2: Chicago Fucking Dirt Dog, Yeah, Chicago.

133
00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:16,239
Speaker 4: Did you guys watch the special?

134
00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:19,640
Speaker 5: Style amped on the special?

135
00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:23,880
Speaker 3: You know what it's on VIPs. It's gonna get me

136
00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,720
Speaker 3: to You're gonna get me.

137
00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:31,840
Speaker 2: And I swore it was the only one. I said, Well,

138
00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:33,320
Speaker 2: they'll never get me on vibs.

139
00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,880
Speaker 4: You know what I'm gonna say, HBO to sell you

140
00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:36,479
Speaker 4: guys on it.

141
00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:37,279
Speaker 3: Whatever you want.

142
00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:39,279
Speaker 4: Man, do you guys like comedy.

143
00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:44,440
Speaker 1: I'm I'm starting trying to find I'm mainly an industry.

144
00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:45,599
Speaker 2: Watch some of these.

145
00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:48,160
Speaker 4: Special I've been watching. I've been working on this ship

146
00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:51,000
Speaker 4: for three years and it just works.

147
00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:52,679
Speaker 5: It's just straight up work.

148
00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:54,120
Speaker 4: And so comedy works.

149
00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:58,479
Speaker 3: Let's talk vibs a little bit because I'm like hanging

150
00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,520
Speaker 3: out with my friends around town and we're always kind

151
00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:02,279
Speaker 3: of doing this dance like you've done it yet, you

152
00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:05,040
Speaker 3: like jumped in on beeps yet, and everyone like I'm

153
00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:05,800
Speaker 3: about to do it.

154
00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:08,960
Speaker 1: Well, every coffee shop is the people behind, you know,

155
00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,880
Speaker 1: and like I finally took the plunge.

156
00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:14,160
Speaker 2: I'm on vieps and you can tell no.

157
00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:17,720
Speaker 3: So the way you watch, did you walking around now

158
00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:21,960
Speaker 3: with a little extra that sauce, that a little extra sweat,

159
00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:23,440
Speaker 3: a little switch in the hips.

160
00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:25,760
Speaker 4: I gotta say, you guys turned it the fuck on

161
00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:29,240
Speaker 4: when the cameras got the ship. I didn't see this coming.

162
00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:30,000
Speaker 5: And that's it.

163
00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:32,720
Speaker 1: But that's what happens, man, and and part and part

164
00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:36,520
Speaker 1: of it is probably some of that veep's energy seeped

165
00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:37,160
Speaker 1: into us.

166
00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:39,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we got a little extra.

167
00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:43,720
Speaker 4: Listen for five ninety nine a month. You get Carmen

168
00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:46,760
Speaker 4: Christopher Live from the Windy City. You get the Kings

169
00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:50,040
Speaker 4: of Leon concert. Yeah, you get Alicia Keys, you can

170
00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:52,000
Speaker 4: go back. You get Vampire Weekend.

171
00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:54,440
Speaker 3: And that's how it's supposed to be watched, right, you

172
00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:56,400
Speaker 3: watch a little comedy, do one of your what's a

173
00:07:56,480 --> 00:08:00,560
Speaker 3: punchline from the special? Not like not like, not like

174
00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:03,040
Speaker 3: the best one I'll do.

175
00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:08,240
Speaker 4: I'll do man, I'm sick. Uh all right, I got

176
00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:11,840
Speaker 4: one for you guys. Have you guys seen that movie Megan? Yeah,

177
00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:14,360
Speaker 4: for those of you haven't, it's just like that movie Chucky,

178
00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,520
Speaker 4: except the Dallas sexy as all hell.

179
00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:25,360
Speaker 3: Bull So you can switch back and forth. Uh huh,

180
00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:28,360
Speaker 3: that's how you're supposed to hear it. You're supposed to

181
00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:31,040
Speaker 3: go fucking like, Yeah, it's just like a one button

182
00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:32,400
Speaker 3: experience on vibs.

183
00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:34,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a mash up.

184
00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:36,200
Speaker 5: Man, the whole thing is damn.

185
00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:38,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's at least keys saying some people want it.

186
00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:42,520
Speaker 4: I'll go back and forth between that and there you

187
00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:43,920
Speaker 4: go mm hmmm.

188
00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:57,200
Speaker 3: But like, look, you got a right and at the

189
00:08:57,280 --> 00:09:00,520
Speaker 3: end of the day, Chicago, you fucking left.

190
00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:04,880
Speaker 4: I left that, he said, And guess what this crap

191
00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:09,040
Speaker 4: and guess what. Fuck them fuck I love them, but.

192
00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:12,080
Speaker 3: Only carried me so far.

193
00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:14,800
Speaker 4: I can't be living I can't be living in this city.

194
00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:16,280
Speaker 4: I grew up in too long. I was there a

195
00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:16,840
Speaker 4: long time.

196
00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,440
Speaker 1: Is it true you flew away on the on Dave

197
00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:20,560
Speaker 1: Matthews plane and.

198
00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:23,120
Speaker 5: That and that it was actually you dumped some crap.

199
00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:25,400
Speaker 4: Well that was that was their bus that dumped the

200
00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,400
Speaker 4: crap over the bridge of the Chicago.

201
00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,679
Speaker 5: But then you got but then you leave on his plane.

202
00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:33,079
Speaker 4: Yeah, we dropped the we dropped the crap.

203
00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:35,360
Speaker 2: And you dropped bus and then the bust.

204
00:09:35,559 --> 00:09:38,400
Speaker 4: We dropped the crap out of the plane on Gary, Indiana.

205
00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:40,920
Speaker 4: That's why it's been stank for the last two decades.

206
00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:46,760
Speaker 5: Fuck that Gary Man a little feud star. Yeah, carn

207
00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:47,880
Speaker 5: versus Gary Indiana.

208
00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,440
Speaker 4: Dude, Chicago rips on Gary Indiana because you have to

209
00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:54,080
Speaker 4: drive through it sometimes and fucking stinks like ship. I

210
00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:56,959
Speaker 4: could be wrong. It might smell fine now, but maybe

211
00:09:57,120 --> 00:09:57,640
Speaker 4: also we.

212
00:09:57,720 --> 00:09:59,880
Speaker 3: Just like Michael and people being like, I gotta get

213
00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:01,000
Speaker 3: the fuck out of here.

214
00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:01,400
Speaker 5: Man.

215
00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:05,079
Speaker 4: Jordan's yes, Michael Jordan's yeah.

216
00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:05,360
Speaker 3: Yeah.

217
00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,600
Speaker 4: I mean he was you know, he did his time,

218
00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:11,360
Speaker 4: he did Die, he built Die, he built that city.

219
00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:12,719
Speaker 4: I had to go to New York, you know, when

220
00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:14,840
Speaker 4: I was doing comedy in Chicago, was like, this guy

221
00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:17,200
Speaker 4: is weird. He's aggressive. And I go to New York and.

222
00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:21,560
Speaker 1: They say that about you, man, But yeah, you were weird,

223
00:10:21,559 --> 00:10:23,360
Speaker 1: but you've been really cool ever since I met you

224
00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:24,320
Speaker 1: a couple of minutes ago.

225
00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:26,880
Speaker 3: Damn, have you seen the people you hang out with

226
00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:28,760
Speaker 3: are weird but like you're fucking cool.

227
00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:31,280
Speaker 4: Like, like, who's weird to hang out?

228
00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:34,600
Speaker 3: I don't know, Well, I don't know who. I don't

229
00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:35,480
Speaker 3: know who they are.

230
00:10:35,679 --> 00:10:38,079
Speaker 5: I just see what they're doing online and I go.

231
00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:42,080
Speaker 3: I know Joe with Joe, I Joe's cool.

232
00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:45,319
Speaker 4: I don't know those pretty jose Joe Joseph really good

233
00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:50,439
Speaker 4: friend like Joe and Joe Joseph jo Yeah.

234
00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:51,679
Speaker 2: Both jos have done this.

235
00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:53,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, both Joe's are friends.

236
00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,000
Speaker 3: But some of these people are fucking freaks. But like,

237
00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:56,960
Speaker 3: are you being weird in the show in the special,

238
00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:58,120
Speaker 3: or like you're being normal?

239
00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:00,360
Speaker 4: I think I'm just straight up being funny. And I

240
00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:01,599
Speaker 4: have jokes that I worked on.

241
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,560
Speaker 1: I wish we could get back to that. Yeah, you

242
00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,400
Speaker 1: know what I mean, because stand up now.

243
00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:09,559
Speaker 5: I feel like.

244
00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,560
Speaker 2: Everybody's got to have a message.

245
00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:16,120
Speaker 4: Right Yeah, yeah, my message is stupidity and trying to

246
00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:19,800
Speaker 4: teach me something. Yeah, I'm not here. I'm not trying

247
00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,520
Speaker 4: to teach you ship. I'm trying to make you laugh

248
00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:25,480
Speaker 4: so hard. All I want is to make people laugh.

249
00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:27,120
Speaker 4: That's all I want to do when I go on

250
00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:31,080
Speaker 4: a stage. I don't care, That's all I want. I do.

251
00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:33,720
Speaker 4: Think there's so many people that want collaps, But you should.

252
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:36,880
Speaker 3: You should. I should think that's something too, Yeah, because

253
00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:39,120
Speaker 3: I'm because it is going to come back around at

254
00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:40,560
Speaker 3: some point. Yeah, I mean you've.

255
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:43,600
Speaker 1: Got to plan a little bit, like and I'm mesh

256
00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,120
Speaker 1: right now, but eventually people are going to show up

257
00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:48,360
Speaker 1: and be like, hey, like it's actually time to fucking

258
00:11:48,679 --> 00:11:49,840
Speaker 1: I like talk about something.

259
00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,280
Speaker 3: Go to school, Yeah, go to school.

260
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:55,040
Speaker 4: I got nothing to teach you, buddy, I got nothing

261
00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:57,440
Speaker 4: to teach. I'm here to make you fucking laugh.

262
00:11:57,559 --> 00:11:59,960
Speaker 3: But you're you're a college boy, like this is like

263
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,160
Speaker 3: you you brought that up.

264
00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:05,000
Speaker 4: Like I'm a college I'm a college grad. What what

265
00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:06,720
Speaker 4: can I say? I'm one of the smarter people in

266
00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:12,760
Speaker 4: the room. University of Iowa Bachelor's Marketing degree, College John T.

267
00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:16,520
Speaker 2: Tippy College of Business, Marketing degree Marketing, marketing, marketing.

268
00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:18,200
Speaker 5: This is what we need. Okay.

269
00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:21,680
Speaker 2: So part of why you're here is we've all seen

270
00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:23,920
Speaker 2: the promo video for your hats ye.

271
00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:28,440
Speaker 3: Market We want to watch it because I actually haven't

272
00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:31,040
Speaker 3: seen it, but I heard about it, and we know.

273
00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:33,679
Speaker 2: I mean i'd seen it, but we've all seen it.

274
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:37,880
Speaker 3: We never did we got these hats right, We.

275
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:38,480
Speaker 2: Never made a video.

276
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:39,920
Speaker 3: We never never made a video.

277
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,319
Speaker 4: Are we live on YouTube?

278
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:42,880
Speaker 2: Uh?

279
00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,000
Speaker 5: Kevin, can you confirm for me? We are live on

280
00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:49,319
Speaker 5: YouTube right now? I think we might be live. We're

281
00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,440
Speaker 5: multi streaming because we're live on veeps as well.

282
00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:58,080
Speaker 4: Okay, so Kevin does bits too, All right, let's uh

283
00:12:57,240 --> 00:13:01,240
Speaker 4: so basically, listen, is it recording now?

284
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:02,400
Speaker 3: Yeah? Sorry, go ahead.

285
00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:08,679
Speaker 4: Basically, this promo video. I made this promo video. I'm

286
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:09,400
Speaker 4: gonna tell you.

287
00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:12,080
Speaker 3: Let's what's a hat look or does it say? In

288
00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:12,559
Speaker 3: the video?

289
00:13:12,679 --> 00:13:14,480
Speaker 4: You'll see it in the video. It's a promo video

290
00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:16,840
Speaker 4: to sell my merch hats. After we do the show

291
00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,920
Speaker 4: the video, I want you to guess how much the

292
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,040
Speaker 4: video costs to make, and I want you to guess

293
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,520
Speaker 4: how many hats I sold?

294
00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:25,600
Speaker 3: Hey me? Okay, so Kevin, can you be describing it

295
00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:28,800
Speaker 3: as it like as we're watching it Hereuse? I don't

296
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,680
Speaker 3: want I like, I have to be watching and thinking

297
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,160
Speaker 3: of stuff to say after it.

298
00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:35,640
Speaker 5: So, okay, you guys want headphones to hear it?

299
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,800
Speaker 3: I have headphones on ready?

300
00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:38,880
Speaker 4: Oh do I need my nun?

301
00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,360
Speaker 5: If you want to well, if you want to hear

302
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:42,280
Speaker 5: the video, you may know the video really well.

303
00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:45,959
Speaker 3: So what let's look at some of the figures here.

304
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,359
Speaker 5: Can turn my headphones down because a couple.

305
00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:50,560
Speaker 3: Of monks, we got a k we got a brick

306
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:51,520
Speaker 3: of likes down there.

307
00:13:51,559 --> 00:13:52,080
Speaker 2: This is good.

308
00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:56,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, and this is going back to December seventh, twenty

309
00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:57,880
Speaker 3: twenty three.

310
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:05,480
Speaker 2: Here we go, uh maybe clicking Yeah, started over, start.

311
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,640
Speaker 3: Over, started over, started over.

312
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,319
Speaker 5: Happy, Yeah is where Kevin tells.

313
00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:11,439
Speaker 3: You and now and be saying what's happening? Kevin?

314
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:12,480
Speaker 5: I like, start over?

315
00:14:12,559 --> 00:14:17,880
Speaker 3: Beautiful is happy? Please and don't say wait sorry sorry

316
00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:21,480
Speaker 3: sorry sorry, sorry, stop it stop it. Don't be saying

317
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:24,720
Speaker 3: like the word, don't say what they're saying. You're just

318
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:27,920
Speaker 3: saying the words that they're saying. So be saying, like,

319
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,000
Speaker 3: what's happening in it?

320
00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:31,720
Speaker 4: Yeah? Like foreign beautiful.

321
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:35,000
Speaker 2: People, Yes, it's can we can we call people?

322
00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:37,440
Speaker 3: Huh attractive beautiful people?

323
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:41,680
Speaker 5: I like, yeah, man says, this is my happy place.

324
00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:44,440
Speaker 5: Beautiful models.

325
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:50,840
Speaker 1: Everyone's doing beautiful poses, doing selfie with the hat.

326
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,800
Speaker 3: Where are they? Kevin looks like a park in front

327
00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:55,600
Speaker 3: of a park, baseball field.

328
00:14:56,800 --> 00:15:04,880
Speaker 4: Changing whoa doing big babe pits?

329
00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:08,920
Speaker 3: And now it's like a cool music video. But we're

330
00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:18,040
Speaker 3: smoking and now someone's I wanted to stay forever.

331
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:24,960
Speaker 4: I like I love having my friends. I like turtles,

332
00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:26,680
Speaker 4: I like Christopher.

333
00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:35,880
Speaker 1: So okay, so so the promo video is incredible.

334
00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:39,960
Speaker 5: I god, do I want to do this? We just

335
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,160
Speaker 5: became such good friends.

336
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,600
Speaker 4: It's okay, fucking tear it up.

337
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:47,080
Speaker 5: I just want to say, and I I'm a fan

338
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:51,480
Speaker 5: of your ship, dude, Like I like your ship. You're

339
00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:52,560
Speaker 5: the worst one in the video.

340
00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:59,440
Speaker 4: That's okay, duh, that's the point.

341
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,120
Speaker 2: But that's so generous.

342
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,440
Speaker 3: There's one part, you know what I mean?

343
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:06,520
Speaker 1: Like, no, like I'm I'm a fucking asshole, dude. When

344
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:09,880
Speaker 1: I make a video, I gotta eat.

345
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:13,360
Speaker 2: I need the I need, I need the big piece

346
00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:13,760
Speaker 2: of chicken.

347
00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:17,040
Speaker 3: I'm in the attic getting fucking pissed off. If I

348
00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:19,840
Speaker 3: watch this, anybody else is being good, everyone else is

349
00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:20,640
Speaker 3: eating except me.

350
00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:23,400
Speaker 4: But I edited it. That's I edit it with my friend.

351
00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:26,000
Speaker 3: This is what I'm saying. I'm doing that too in

352
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,920
Speaker 3: my version. I'm just getting pissed off.

353
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:32,120
Speaker 4: The point. The point was that I didn't so I

354
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:34,240
Speaker 4: didn't want to be in it. I didn't want to

355
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:35,560
Speaker 4: be in it. I was like, let me just get that.

356
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:36,920
Speaker 2: That's coming across.

357
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:39,360
Speaker 3: That's what I say too. That's what I would say

358
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,240
Speaker 3: in mine too, where like I'd be like, I didn't

359
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:47,200
Speaker 3: want to be in this, but then once I'm in it, bib, yeah.

360
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:50,000
Speaker 4: I eat enough. So here's the thing is I I.

361
00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:52,640
Speaker 2: Was like put on because I'm eating messy.

362
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:55,200
Speaker 4: These kids, these guys.

363
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:59,240
Speaker 3: They're beautiful people, are they how old are they like third.

364
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,960
Speaker 4: Twenties, thirties? Okay, I don't I don't know their names

365
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:03,520
Speaker 4: or age. Yeah, I found them.

366
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:06,520
Speaker 2: They honestly looked like they could be on this industry show.

367
00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,359
Speaker 5: They keep sending me videos up.

368
00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:11,800
Speaker 3: They're cool and they're foreign for sure, but it sounds

369
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,159
Speaker 3: like they're all from the same place.

370
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:16,320
Speaker 4: No, they're all from different countries. Wow, they're all from

371
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:19,479
Speaker 4: different countries. I liked all their looks and they were

372
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,520
Speaker 4: gonna just do it. And then my friend who was

373
00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:23,160
Speaker 4: shooting it, They're like, you have to be in it,

374
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,199
Speaker 4: And I was like, I guess that is funny, and

375
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:29,560
Speaker 4: then I'll just say something stupid. But regardless, I just

376
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,280
Speaker 4: thought it would be funny to make a promo with

377
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:31,919
Speaker 4: hot people.

378
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, hell yeah.

379
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,280
Speaker 3: And then and they had that ship on.

380
00:17:35,359 --> 00:17:38,920
Speaker 5: It's a formula that works for sure. Yeah, you know who.

381
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,720
Speaker 5: The first person we launched our hat with was who

382
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,040
Speaker 5: and and God bless them in all respect.

383
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:44,399
Speaker 3: Paul.

384
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,360
Speaker 4: I love Paul. I just did an improv show with him.

385
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:54,120
Speaker 3: We loved too. I'll tell you who doesn't hat customer.

386
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:58,199
Speaker 5: Yeah, the hat consumer is not having the kind of

387
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,520
Speaker 5: reaction to him that I imagine they would have to

388
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,760
Speaker 5: like people.

389
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,840
Speaker 1: The woman with the glasses and the gentleman with the

390
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,040
Speaker 1: glasses and the other people.

391
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:08,680
Speaker 4: They're hot. That's why I did that. Guess how much

392
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,359
Speaker 4: that video costs. And guess how many hats I sold?

393
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,160
Speaker 2: Okay, well back in the napkin.

394
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:17,320
Speaker 4: Math, how much on the spot the hats are thirty?

395
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:18,560
Speaker 3: Did they get to keep them?

396
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:21,560
Speaker 4: I gave them eat your hat? Okay, so right there,

397
00:18:22,359 --> 00:18:24,720
Speaker 4: and I paid them for the video.

398
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:28,640
Speaker 3: Okay, and the horse I got a little kickback there.

399
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:33,399
Speaker 3: Did you pay for the for the footage or did you?

400
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:33,760
Speaker 3: Did you?

401
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,240
Speaker 2: It's on film. It's not on films.

402
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:37,760
Speaker 4: We put a film grain.

403
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:41,639
Speaker 3: Over okay, okay for the field running.

404
00:18:41,359 --> 00:18:45,520
Speaker 6: And gun okay, running gun everything maybe awesome, I remember, yeah, dude,

405
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:49,639
Speaker 6: it was gorilla hat promo making and it was just

406
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:53,040
Speaker 6: we were doing it for the love of the game.

407
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:54,720
Speaker 2: What made me the worst?

408
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:59,080
Speaker 4: What made me the worst? In the video, Garmen, what

409
00:18:59,200 --> 00:18:59,840
Speaker 4: made me the worst?

410
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,199
Speaker 3: And you said, I just want to said it was

411
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:05,040
Speaker 3: all like cool, you say, you say whatever, and now

412
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:06,000
Speaker 3: you were doubted.

413
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,400
Speaker 2: You said, like I ad it.

414
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,280
Speaker 4: But now let's get into it. Let's get into the

415
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:12,560
Speaker 4: nitty gritty. What made me the.

416
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,520
Speaker 3: Worst they were.

417
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:17,320
Speaker 2: I really became accustomed to the accents.

418
00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:22,560
Speaker 1: Yes, as like a as like a very uh a

419
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,720
Speaker 1: very comfortable place for me to be that every time

420
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,280
Speaker 1: someone spoke that there was going to be just a

421
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:31,080
Speaker 1: little bit of sauce on the pronunciation of the words.

422
00:19:31,119 --> 00:19:36,440
Speaker 1: That when you spoke so clearly, which in your stand

423
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,359
Speaker 1: up and in some of your comedy videos I've seen

424
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:43,000
Speaker 1: I normally enjoy, it was very jarring nails on a

425
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:45,960
Speaker 1: chalkboard for me to hear the lack of accents.

426
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:49,840
Speaker 3: And that they actually seem like they're friends, that they

427
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:52,880
Speaker 3: that I actually bought into the idea that they were

428
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:56,000
Speaker 3: just there their vibe, hanging out on the bleachers. The

429
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:59,480
Speaker 3: word that Kevin couldn't come up with because he's never

430
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:03,959
Speaker 3: on he was and you would say he's.

431
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,760
Speaker 4: Not, and you would say that I'm some sort of

432
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:05,600
Speaker 4: fish out of water.

433
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:10,400
Speaker 3: They were very effortless in their portrayal.

434
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:11,640
Speaker 2: God, they were so comfortable.

435
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:14,480
Speaker 3: Were at work, they were comfortable, you had your hard

436
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:15,800
Speaker 3: hat on, you clocked in.

437
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,480
Speaker 4: Would you say that their models and I'm not.

438
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:22,359
Speaker 5: What I would say is they were existing and you

439
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:25,879
Speaker 5: were performing, yes, okay, And there was so there was

440
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,000
Speaker 5: an effort full their profession.

441
00:20:28,119 --> 00:20:32,000
Speaker 4: Their professional models, and I am not we're saying.

442
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:33,919
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I'm not saying that.

443
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:37,560
Speaker 1: I'm saying that there was a lot of uh palpable

444
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:41,600
Speaker 1: effort in the delivery of your line, which was towards.

445
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:44,480
Speaker 5: The end of the video. And I thought that when

446
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,439
Speaker 5: they were doing the lines, it was almost like they

447
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:47,920
Speaker 5: didn't even know what they were saying.

448
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:50,560
Speaker 3: And the idea that there's professional models, like I just

449
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,800
Speaker 3: go up to people now and you know, I'll do

450
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,120
Speaker 3: my thing where I'm like, hey, like I'm just taking

451
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:57,600
Speaker 3: pictures of people, like I just liked your look. Would

452
00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:00,000
Speaker 3: you like to be a part of a photo shoot?

453
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:01,160
Speaker 5: Come back to my studio.

454
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:06,240
Speaker 4: It's interesting because I'm the reason, the reason, all the

455
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:10,840
Speaker 4: reasons that you don't like the video are the reasons.

456
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:12,679
Speaker 4: That's why I like it.

457
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:13,800
Speaker 5: That's what's good about it.

458
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:15,440
Speaker 4: That's why I'm not saying it's good.

459
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,560
Speaker 3: But you were doing that on purpose.

460
00:21:18,119 --> 00:21:22,520
Speaker 4: Everything that's in there is intentional. Everything that's in there

461
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:23,399
Speaker 4: is done on purpose.

462
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:27,119
Speaker 1: That's making me think about it totally differently. I think

463
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,560
Speaker 1: you might be the best part of the whole thing.

464
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:33,080
Speaker 4: I I I I think that your belly got full

465
00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:33,480
Speaker 4: off that.

466
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:34,720
Speaker 5: H you were eating.

467
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:41,080
Speaker 4: I am genuinely happy with every aspect of the video.

468
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,880
Speaker 4: The video is good, and I also think it's kind

469
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:48,600
Speaker 4: of a weird setting to watch it. I think it's

470
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,560
Speaker 4: like nice to watch it on your phone.

471
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:54,880
Speaker 3: On your phone, people are throwing stuff up on the TV. Now.

472
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:55,879
Speaker 4: I love that.

473
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:58,600
Speaker 3: I think that's people are actually like kicking back and.

474
00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:02,480
Speaker 4: Just like I just I really want you know, I'm

475
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:06,040
Speaker 4: a very defensive person. Dying to watch something that you're

476
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:09,080
Speaker 4: in now, Oh god, I'm dying to watch anything that.

477
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:11,600
Speaker 5: You're in, Okay, just so he can roast my ass.

478
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,960
Speaker 3: Well, I mean what we wanted to for process wise,

479
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:17,159
Speaker 3: we wanted.

480
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:21,639
Speaker 1: To amc show Make Our Up on Netflix now, I

481
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:25,240
Speaker 1: of course portray Curtis Wurtz, the drug store employee.

482
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,480
Speaker 5: So, uh, I don't know, if you want to watch

483
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:32,080
Speaker 5: the whole series, I would like to watch.

484
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:34,080
Speaker 3: You you kind of have to watch the whole series. Well,

485
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:37,159
Speaker 3: it's like this is higher thing, right, this whole thing.

486
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:39,320
Speaker 2: And I watched all of the promo video.

487
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:43,600
Speaker 3: When he's making his choices on his show, which is

488
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:44,879
Speaker 3: now on Netflix.

489
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:46,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, just got on there.

490
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:51,879
Speaker 3: Then he's building off of everything that has come before

491
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:54,199
Speaker 3: him on the show. So we can't just watch that clip,

492
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:55,400
Speaker 3: you know what I mean?

493
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,960
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, let's guess guess how much the video was.

494
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,040
Speaker 4: Guess how much how many hats I sold?

495
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,479
Speaker 3: Okay, video, Well you told me up to like one

496
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:10,160
Speaker 3: hundred and no matter what. But that's not costs. What's

497
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,840
Speaker 3: what are your margins on the hat?

498
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you sell them for.

499
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:14,840
Speaker 4: We can't talk about that online.

500
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,720
Speaker 3: Well, we know we find out because we're gonna wearn

501
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:18,320
Speaker 3: the budget.

502
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:22,280
Speaker 4: You're not getting that info. Not on this. I got

503
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,080
Speaker 4: kids sewing those. No, that's not funny.

504
00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:26,600
Speaker 3: Okay, I betta go. I'm gonna go backward from the

505
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:29,920
Speaker 3: final result of the dollar amount. We're gonna figure out

506
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:33,320
Speaker 3: how much the hats cost. I just want you know,

507
00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:35,360
Speaker 3: you like you're putting that out there, like we got

508
00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:37,160
Speaker 3: people that are gonna like crunch that out.

509
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 4: Just let's let's let's let's do this so that this Yeah,

510
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:49,880
Speaker 4: so I actually am good at this h eighty dollars

511
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:54,760
Speaker 4: that's how much I made. That's how much the video costs. Okay,

512
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:56,120
Speaker 4: how much do you think.

513
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:56,840
Speaker 2: Do you pay yourself?

514
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:57,800
Speaker 4: No?

515
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:01,359
Speaker 3: You can't. Yeah, that's that's the way to do. You

516
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:05,680
Speaker 3: gotta do that ketch up for dinner, right, yeah, catch

517
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 3: nice and work a.

518
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:10,200
Speaker 1: Little and play ketchup. Catch up out of the freezer.

519
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,399
Speaker 1: You open the bottle with a hammer.

520
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,560
Speaker 4: No, that that was that was a one hour. That

521
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:15,120
Speaker 4: was a one hour.

522
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:18,080
Speaker 3: You cannot feed them, not even ketchup. The ketchup is

523
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:18,960
Speaker 3: just for you know.

524
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,800
Speaker 4: They were asking for they were asking for ubers.

525
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:24,680
Speaker 3: Want to get it that way, They were asking for uber.

526
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:25,880
Speaker 4: One of the mass for an uber.

527
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:27,639
Speaker 3: I said, no, what do you think this is?

528
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:30,639
Speaker 4: Said that? Yeah, said you're getting a hat. And some

529
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,320
Speaker 4: paid each of them one hundred dollars.

530
00:24:32,359 --> 00:24:35,560
Speaker 5: They were encountering auber Mensch your parents.

531
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,480
Speaker 4: They each got one hundred dollars for an hour.

532
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,080
Speaker 5: Hey, nice work of you can get.

533
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,840
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna tell you how much the video costs

534
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:43,719
Speaker 4: is taking forever?

535
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,480
Speaker 5: Well, I guessed eighty dollars. Hey, did you have a gas?

536
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 3: Let me.

537
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:48,760
Speaker 4: You're already wrong.

538
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 3: He's wrong, he's so wrong.

539
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:52,200
Speaker 4: I paid the beach one hundred bucks.

540
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:54,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you're already wrong.

541
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,119
Speaker 4: You're out, you're all Yeah, we're just talking now.

542
00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 3: Uh forty I got my phone.

543
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:04,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna get.

544
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,360
Speaker 4: On Myself's say, you went lower? I told you it's

545
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 4: three hundred, so you said forty.

546
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:11,119
Speaker 3: There's three of them in there. It seemed like there

547
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:12,879
Speaker 3: were so many more. But I guess you're showing the

548
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,600
Speaker 3: same people different times.

549
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,280
Speaker 4: So if there was more, then it would cost more.

550
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:18,399
Speaker 3: That was three of them.

551
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:19,360
Speaker 4: There's three of them.

552
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 3: You did a good job making it seemed like they

553
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 3: were way more. Guys.

554
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:23,720
Speaker 5: I thought there was so many.

555
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's only three. I made it look like there

556
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,639
Speaker 4: was more. That was intentional.

557
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, you were the second best person in

558
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:33,160
Speaker 2: the video.

559
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 4: The video costs two grand.

560
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,640
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, guess how many.

561
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:41,680
Speaker 4: Hits I sold? Zero? I sold zero zero hat.

562
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,600
Speaker 5: I sold zero heads I wouldn't have gotten.

563
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 3: Well, how do you How do you know that that

564
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,600
Speaker 3: didn't because you don't have a code. I sold zero,

565
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,119
Speaker 3: but there's no promo code, so you don't know whether

566
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,880
Speaker 3: it translated. And what my.

567
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 4: Manager said, he said, why he said this? He said,

568
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 4: First of all, he goes, how have I not seen this? Secondly,

569
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 4: we don't know that you're selling hats? And I said, yeah,

570
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,680
Speaker 4: I like to keep my things a little bit, you.

571
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:12,800
Speaker 3: Know, away for free. This guy's manager is soaking him

572
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:15,639
Speaker 3: for ten percent or whatever. And where I'm saying the

573
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 3: exact same.

574
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:19,199
Speaker 5: He doesn't have a piece of you. He said, you

575
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 5: have no promo code. So I think you I think

576
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,160
Speaker 5: you've actually got a manager.

577
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:27,119
Speaker 4: Here. I'm gonna re I'm gonna reput up the here's

578
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,280
Speaker 4: and here's up. Here's what I here's what my issue

579
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 4: is in this entire here's what my his My issues

580
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:37,399
Speaker 4: in the existence of this industry is that I'll do

581
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:40,840
Speaker 4: the thing, but I won't do the extra little thing

582
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:41,879
Speaker 4: that makes me cringe.

583
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:44,440
Speaker 3: Uh huh, Like I that's what the show is about too.

584
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:48,640
Speaker 3: I mean, based on the integrity, integrity.

585
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 4: I have integrity. I sold zero hats. I got the

586
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 4: report there was and I have a ton of clicks

587
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:58,359
Speaker 4: on the my link, my link treat so people go

588
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:01,159
Speaker 4: to it and so zero hats.

589
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:04,200
Speaker 1: Well, then I'll tell you that if the extra piece

590
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 1: that makes you cringe is selling hats, I think you're

591
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 1: not gonna like. I think it's fun involved in the

592
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 1: hat back. I think it's funny that you sold zero

593
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:15,679
Speaker 1: It's pretty a good podcast story.

594
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,640
Speaker 4: It's pretty funny. It's pretty like.

595
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 3: The video was more expensive than I thought.

596
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:23,159
Speaker 4: I mean, well, so I kind of got screwed. You know.

597
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 2: The horse, right, the horse the horse rates.

598
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 4: Well, no, I you know, I had to pay for

599
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,199
Speaker 4: an editor. I sat with them and then I was like,

600
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:32,800
Speaker 4: then I had to pay And was this.

601
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:35,120
Speaker 3: Like one of your boys or someone who you like.

602
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 5: Is not?

603
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 4: It's this guy Dean. He's actually he's a young guy

604
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 4: who slipped in my d MS and was like, yes,

605
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:42,440
Speaker 4: I'm looking at it.

606
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 3: Did the same thing to me.

607
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 4: He's like, I'm looking to edit some stuff.

608
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 1: Bean's in there. Man Dean's messaging. Yeah, Dean wants to edit.

609
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 1: But Dean doesn't go.

610
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:56,159
Speaker 3: Oh, surprise, surprise. He wants to get paid. Okay, so

611
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:59,119
Speaker 3: why are you coming to me and you want money?

612
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:00,399
Speaker 7: Yeah?

613
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 1: I mean I should start DM like, hey, I'm looking

614
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:04,679
Speaker 1: to edit stuff.

615
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 5: The works act is I just want the money.

616
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 3: It works, honestly, Like what what you should have done

617
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 3: instead is being like, hey, I have this hat. You

618
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 3: just message people like I have a hat. Do you

619
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:18,400
Speaker 3: want to wear it? It costs money and then more

620
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 3: and then honestly more people would buy the hat.

621
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 5: Now you're playing with the of me.

622
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 3: It could be a range, maybe a swap.

623
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 4: No, I'm good though, thirty bucks.

624
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 2: How about so give him one dollar?

625
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:32,439
Speaker 5: Give him one dollar in the.

626
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:34,640
Speaker 3: Head and he's on the hook like you can convert

627
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,719
Speaker 3: this from here. You can actually get thirty bucks out

628
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 3: of him, and he carries he carries cash.

629
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 4: Put it, put it this way. You fucked me with

630
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 4: the parking. This guy didn't tell me there's a parking spot.

631
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 4: I text him. I say, hey, I'm running a little

632
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 4: bit behind. Sure, i'll be here ten oh one. But

633
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:51,960
Speaker 4: then I have to find parking. Perfect opportunity to say

634
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 4: we have a spot here. What does he say?

635
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 3: You're not the only one that got f today Garment?

636
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 4: Who else got f big Daddy? Who's that?

637
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 5: Me?

638
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 4: Babe? Don't call me babe? Why did you get f.

639
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 3: I walk in? None of these cameras are working? You're

640
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 3: texting me? AFT is so when he says after the

641
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 3: show factually yeah, with Adam connover records before that, getting

642
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 3: aft is get like is getting fact.

643
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 1: It's getting factually. And they bring their own cameras. I

644
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 1: don't need like special cameras.

645
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 4: What do you guys think about it?

646
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 2: Don't get closer.

647
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 3: He just did our show and he fucking the ball

648
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 3: still flying.

649
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, he killed like a half the.

650
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 3: Fucking barrel exit v Low.

651
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:40,480
Speaker 4: It's gonna be every time I do a podcast.

652
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:43,000
Speaker 5: I don't saying the numbers are low.

653
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's gonna suck. No one's asking I'll share it.

654
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 4: I'll share it, I'll share on Instagram Stories.

655
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 5: Great, Yeah, please promote it.

656
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 3: That would be great for us stories only.

657
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:55,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, this isn't going on the grid. Are you kidding me?

658
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 3: Well, I mean great performance.

659
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 5: It's like the stories may be well had.

660
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 3: So stories is okay with my grid?

661
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 4: Performance recently has been really good.

662
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 5: What what if there was a grade worthy clip?

663
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 1: Like what would make okay, this is cool? What okay,

664
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 1: this is actually cool? What would be a clip, right,

665
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 1: like an epic.

666
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 2: Clip of the podcast that would make you want to

667
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 2: share it.

668
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 1: It's got to have three elements, right, It's gotta be

669
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 1: funny as hell, it's got to feel authentic, and ideally,

670
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:34,320
Speaker 1: it's also going to be about something you're passionate about,

671
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:37,680
Speaker 1: whether it's your special your own style of comedy.

672
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:39,560
Speaker 5: Maybe even your family, Carmen or.

673
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 2: The city of Chicago.

674
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 1: But why don't we try to identify what that element

675
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 1: is and then we'll find an authentic, funny way to

676
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 1: weave it into our conversation. And that can get isolated

677
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,160
Speaker 1: as a clip that could be on your grid and

678
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 1: help all of us win together.

679
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 3: You don't need fancy equipment, you don't need to buy

680
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 3: followers or anything like that. All you need is a

681
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 3: formula that works every single time. It's authenticity, something you're

682
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 3: passionate about, and it's gotta.

683
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 2: Be as funny as hell. It's by way, you got

684
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 2: that taken care of. You don't even I don't have

685
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:16,920
Speaker 2: to mention that one.

686
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 4: I think we just got the clip. Imna kill myself. Yeah, yeah, I.

687
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 2: Am too, but for different reasons, well, the same reason.

688
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 2: It's the show.

689
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 4: I didn't know you guys were like, I didn't know

690
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 4: you guys are like bullies.

691
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, okay, come on, come on.

692
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 4: You guys love this ship, Carmen.

693
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 3: When I blocked the door and said where's my hug?

694
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:51,720
Speaker 3: Did you not like that?

695
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 4: I blocked the door and said where's my hug? Did

696
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 4: you know?

697
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:56,640
Speaker 5: I don't?

698
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 4: Did you do that?

699
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 3: Kevin does it in a way where like either do

700
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 3: it or either do it or don't. At this point,

701
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 3: did you ask for a you're not blocked?

702
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 4: Wait, this is such an interesting segue into something that

703
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 4: happened last night with my girlfriend.

704
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 1: Okay, we got something that he was passionate about and

705
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 1: don't set it up.

706
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 4: Don't set up. Let's just talk. God damn it.

707
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 2: Okay, tell me, tell me what happened with your girlfriend.

708
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 2: I'm all ears, I'm a wife guy.

709
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 4: Me and my girlfriend got into a fight last night

710
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 4: because I haven't seen her in a month. And I

711
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 4: and I had a show and she got back and

712
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 4: I smoked a cigarette after the show.

713
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 3: She didn't go to the show.

714
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:38,960
Speaker 4: She didn't go to the show. She was invited, but

715
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:43,680
Speaker 4: she's like, I gotta get back to Zene. And so

716
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 4: I smoked a cig one.

717
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 3: What's your what's your brand?

718
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 4: Whoever's got the free cigarette?

719
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 2: A single?

720
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 4: If I had to choose, I'd say Parliament. But I'm

721
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 4: not a big recess, maybe because it is recess for you.

722
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 2: It's a little time in the schoolyard, this time to play.

723
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 4: Have been in a fight? Is anyone who punched you? Yeah?

724
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 4: I've got punched so many times it's like not even.

725
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:16,520
Speaker 4: But it was like when I was younger. Yeah, for real,

726
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 4: you did get punched when you punch? Yeah? Did you

727
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 4: ever punch anybody?

728
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 3: Yeah?

729
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 5: But I hurt my hand, my hand pretty bad, broke

730
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 5: my finger.

731
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 4: Wait, where are you from connect. I get of course

732
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 4: you're rich. Where are you from? Oh my god, I'm

733
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 4: hanging out with a bunch of rich guys, all right,

734
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 4: come on, a bunch of privileged kids. A bunch of

735
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 4: privileged kids bullying me? All right? So I get home.

736
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 4: I smoked a sick my girlfriend. I haven't seen her

737
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 4: in a month. I go to hugger and she pushes

738
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 4: me away, and I'm like, because I smell like She's

739
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 4: like I smelled like cigarette. I'm like, who cares, I

740
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 4: haven't seen you in a month. I'm not blowing smoke

741
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 4: in your face. Yeah, right, pushes me away. Hurts my feelings.

742
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,400
Speaker 4: I go shower and I go to bed. She's like,

743
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:12,320
Speaker 4: what's wrong. I'm like, well, I don't push me away.

744
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 4: What do you want me to do? And uh so

745
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:19,919
Speaker 4: we got enough fight. I smoked a cigarette. Basically, well,

746
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 4: I'll tell you I'm like one of my twelve Carmen

747
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 4: in my relationship.

748
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 5: I am constantly trying to get sulking from a lack

749
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 5: of bunks.

750
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:35,400
Speaker 4: Really yeah, bums, you out where my hug? And then

751
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:35,880
Speaker 4: what happened?

752
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:36,399
Speaker 5: Hug?

753
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 2: And then what happens when it's always a fight?

754
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:41,839
Speaker 5: When do I not get a hug.

755
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll give you.

756
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 1: I'll give you the list of when I do get

757
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:46,680
Speaker 1: a hug, because that's the shorter list.

758
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:47,760
Speaker 4: All right, give me that.

759
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:53,560
Speaker 2: This guy every morning before I leave.

760
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 3: So well, that's great, and let me introduce myself a little.

761
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:06,280
Speaker 3: But I'm I'm Carmen's GF. I'm the one with big

762
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:10,799
Speaker 3: two handed push saying no, no, like I don't want

763
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:17,279
Speaker 3: the hug get out. But that's because I want you

764
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:20,840
Speaker 3: to want to hug me so much so you actually

765
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 3: have to like fight to get it.

766
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 2: The hug has to be worth overcoming.

767
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 4: A try sounds like assault though. Yeah, I don't know.

768
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 4: If somebody says, don't hug me, you can keep going

769
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 4: to hug him. We're a different age.

770
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 3: At home, you know what I mean. We're just hanging like.

771
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 3: It's not like that. We're just like we're just playing

772
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 3: around a little bit.

773
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 4: Someone says, you stop.

774
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 3: Here. I'm just saying, well, I want okay, I'm just

775
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,320
Speaker 3: putting this out there for everyone.

776
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:46,800
Speaker 2: Carmen.

777
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 1: Put that in your stand up, okay, because this is

778
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 1: the message, you think, because.

779
00:35:56,400 --> 00:36:01,280
Speaker 3: So arms around my tummy and I'm gonna struggle.

780
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:03,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like no, you got you got to

781
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:09,120
Speaker 1: interlock the fingers with yes, yea, and I want he'll wiggle,

782
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:10,719
Speaker 1: he won't be rock me back?

783
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,280
Speaker 4: Are you guys are both married?

784
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 5: Unfortunately not when we're doing the show.

785
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:21,759
Speaker 2: I just like during the actual during the recording time.

786
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 5: This is an agreement we both have.

787
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 3: We are.

788
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:25,879
Speaker 2: We are single.

789
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 3: As hell, and we're dawn. The ring they call it

790
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 3: a ring light for a reason because that ring light

791
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:34,319
Speaker 3: goes on, ring becomes very light.

792
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:35,720
Speaker 5: It flies right off my finger.

793
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 4: And how did you get How did you two meet?

794
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 3: We were trying, so we we both went on lied

795
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 3: to cheat on our spouses and we ended up accidentally

796
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 3: talking to each other and meeting, you know, like that

797
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 3: was kind of our.

798
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 1: It's interesting because we both were pretending to be a girl,

799
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 1: and I don't know why, you know, like, as I

800
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,880
Speaker 1: look back, that wasn't an effective way to get what

801
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 1: I actually wanted in the chat room. But then we

802
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 1: just hit it off and became these girlfriends, and we

803
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 1: were so nervous we were effectively catfishing one another.

804
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:18,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, and just worked out in a way where we

805
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 5: kind of still are.

806
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, And it was kind of the type of conversation

807
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:25,360
Speaker 3: even though we were both like pretending to be girls

808
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 3: and like looking for something else, but like even as

809
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 3: we're just chatting, it was kind of like we should

810
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:32,759
Speaker 3: someone should be like recording this.

811
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was really funny, and I was like, I

812
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:39,840
Speaker 5: can't believe I met a girl who is this much like.

813
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 2: An annoying god.

814
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, I am.

815
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:46,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, And so it felt like really special and it

816
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 5: has been, but it's also been a bitter disappointment.

817
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, in the same way, like we did not

818
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 3: get what we were seeking at all from our original encounter.

819
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 3: We made the mistake of thinking, oh, well, we'll get

820
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 3: it with our next the next ambition.

821
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 2: Maybe when we team up.

822
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then we instead of learning the lesson from

823
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 3: the first time, which is like, no, this is going

824
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:13,879
Speaker 3: to play out the exact same way as the other thing.

825
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 3: It's not going to be what you're thinking. This his

826
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 3: own little thing but not what you were hoping for.

827
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 5: This podcast is really a catfish lesbian relationship that has

828
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:26,280
Speaker 5: been attempting to bring in a third and the energy

829
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 5: of that third has consistently been What we're finding from

830
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 5: you is that we get called bullies.

831
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 2: We get to that they want to kill themselves and.

832
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:39,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, being rich is good.

833
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:44,319
Speaker 4: Being rich is good, but you guys grew up with

834
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 4: rich parents, so it's nice to just remind you, guys

835
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:48,280
Speaker 4: that you didn't earn anything.

836
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 5: I've been grinding. I have been grinding.

837
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 4: We're in Connecticut, Newton County.

838
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 5: County, Chessure, Connecticut.

839
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:05,319
Speaker 4: I don't know anything about Connecticut because I just know

840
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:06,799
Speaker 4: it's like a rich state.

841
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 5: Connecticut, because there's only one kind of person in Connecticut.

842
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 2: I guess, I guess.

843
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:16,400
Speaker 3: This is one of the most diverse communities on planet Earth.

844
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,399
Speaker 3: Whoa if you actually go there.

845
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 1: I guess if you go and look at the variety

846
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 1: of wildlife that you can find in the Connecticut forests,

847
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:28,840
Speaker 1: you'd realize that the biodiversity is off the charts.

848
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:33,920
Speaker 4: I would love I would love to I would love

849
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 4: to spend Thanksgiving with your family.

850
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 5: Okay, you can. I mean we're going to Orlando this year.

851
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,359
Speaker 4: I can do that, Okay, because I just eased.

852
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 2: If you want the Connecticut experience, we can do it.

853
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,359
Speaker 2: But it can't be Thanksgiving because this year we're going

854
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 2: to Orlando.

855
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:50,920
Speaker 4: I've done a show in Orlando once.

856
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 5: Mm hmmm.

857
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 4: It was Goofy La Goofy Mickey Minnie Mickey. It was

858
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:03,080
Speaker 4: all got them, It was all the Yeah, it was

859
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 4: the whole squad. Yeah, the whole squad was there the

860
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 4: Orlando improv. Have you guys been there? Just a strip?

861
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:09,879
Speaker 7: Mall?

862
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:11,880
Speaker 4: Have you guys been to Orlando?

863
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 7: Well?

864
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:15,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, so.

865
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:18,879
Speaker 5: I have some family there.

866
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:21,320
Speaker 4: Who's your family?

867
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 5: This is now getting like really intense for me.

868
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 3: This is like, good thanks?

869
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:35,279
Speaker 5: This is the Seven Fishes? Right? Is this not the

870
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 5: Seven Fishes?

871
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 3: Was that?

872
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:39,880
Speaker 5: Like?

873
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 3: Were you like feeling how fake that was?

874
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 4: I thought that was the best episode of television I've.

875
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:50,160
Speaker 5: Ever seen, even while you were there.

876
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 8: I wasn't in that episode. I wasn't there. See this

877
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 8: is I gotta be. If they're doing Thanksgiving dinner on

878
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 8: my show, I gotta have to make me you know

879
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 8: what I mean?

880
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:02,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know.

881
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:05,880
Speaker 5: Me up something.

882
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,320
Speaker 4: I like being in it very little.

883
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 3: That's your truth. So and the same as the hat video,

884
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:17,280
Speaker 3: everything is it's by design.

885
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 5: Absolutely, it's making you re evaluate that as well.

886
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 2: Are you ready for what?

887
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 3: I you know, you had to kind of like pull

888
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 3: some stuff up. Oh yeah, Orlando.

889
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 2: About my about my family?

890
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:32,360
Speaker 5: And Lando?

891
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:39,240
Speaker 2: Well, basically this is people I considered this.

892
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 4: Could be the clip this is going to be very

893
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 4: very funny. Yeah, this, this is going to be hilarious.

894
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 5: Well, I do, I do want authentic, I do want

895
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 5: to ultimately get some big laughs and I and I

896
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 5: think the way that they come is out of is

897
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,280
Speaker 5: the truth, get.

898
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 2: Turn the TikTok camera on, cameras on.

899
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,520
Speaker 1: So we have to about the TikTok camera for certain

900
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 1: moments of the show because this is going to get isolated.

901
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 7: A bye, that's the high.

902
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 4: Is that the end of the that's the end. No,