1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:03,640 Speaker 1: Roofie. I was hard. He's hard. Resident convicted fellon. Are 2 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:05,480 Speaker 1: you really a felon? No, I'm not a felon. No, 3 00:00:05,519 --> 00:00:07,080 Speaker 1: you're not a fellon. Yeah, I know. 4 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:10,119 Speaker 2: I only went for like eighteen hours. Yeah, oh you 5 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:10,480 Speaker 2: know more. 6 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:14,320 Speaker 1: I did five days. Yeah, you went bro it was 7 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:17,079 Speaker 1: like the racing cars, like zoom zoom fast, That's what 8 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:17,400 Speaker 1: it was. 9 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:20,439 Speaker 2: It was for Yeah, for pretty much reckless driving. 10 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:22,279 Speaker 1: I was. 11 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,520 Speaker 2: I was supposed to do ten days of like community service, 12 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:28,360 Speaker 2: and I only did five. And then so when I 13 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:30,640 Speaker 2: went back to the judge, he's like, oh, you didn't finish. 14 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:32,839 Speaker 2: I'm like, well, you know, I have work, that's not 15 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:34,120 Speaker 2: my problem, right. 16 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:35,159 Speaker 1: He's just like, yeah, not. 17 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:38,080 Speaker 2: The judges probably finished the rest of the days in jail. 18 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:41,440 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I love that. You thought that would work, right, 19 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:42,720 Speaker 1: That's what gets me. 20 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,720 Speaker 2: No, I was just trying to get an extension on it, 21 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:46,680 Speaker 2: and he's just like, nope, that's right. 22 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,400 Speaker 1: I didn't realize the judge matthows a couple of people 23 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:51,159 Speaker 1: in jail like that, Yeah, and so can I Yeah 24 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:52,559 Speaker 1: on Mondays exactly. 25 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:54,960 Speaker 2: So, I you know, I sat in the courthouse waiting 26 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,720 Speaker 2: for everyone else to get done with the court and 27 00:00:56,760 --> 00:01:00,120 Speaker 2: then got on that bus, the bus you see driving. 28 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:01,440 Speaker 1: You know with the county. 29 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:05,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, with you get you get the handcuffed to the chair, 30 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:08,679 Speaker 2: to the seat never oh wow, by the shackles, you know. 31 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:10,800 Speaker 2: And then and then we got to the jail. And 32 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:12,920 Speaker 2: then it was even scarier because you're in a bigger 33 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:16,280 Speaker 2: holding cell with every criminal. 34 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:18,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't sort. 35 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:20,119 Speaker 2: You out because then you have to do the sorting 36 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:22,440 Speaker 2: process like what house you're going to be in, Like 37 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:23,840 Speaker 2: it's Harry Potter, you know. 38 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:27,800 Speaker 1: Which which fraternity fraternities in jail this is. 39 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:31,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like minimum, medium, and maximum. And so you're 40 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:34,680 Speaker 2: in that room, in that big cell with everybody you 41 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:35,279 Speaker 2: don't know. 42 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:37,360 Speaker 1: Who did what? Yeah, right, did you pretend to be 43 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:39,160 Speaker 1: a gang member? I was gonna say, did you do 44 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:40,480 Speaker 1: what they say you're supposed to do? And going there 45 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:43,280 Speaker 1: and just whoop somebody's ass. I was going to punch 46 00:01:43,319 --> 00:01:45,600 Speaker 1: somebody right in the face and be like boom, I'm 47 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:47,240 Speaker 1: in charge. Now, I'm the captain. Now. 48 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:50,720 Speaker 2: I made money in that holding cell because I was 49 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:52,160 Speaker 2: one of the only people that had. 50 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,720 Speaker 1: A phone, Like before they take it away, what a. 51 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:57,880 Speaker 2: Little People were like, hey, I'll give you a couple bucks. 52 00:01:57,920 --> 00:01:59,400 Speaker 2: And let me use your phone real quick. I was like, sure, 53 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:01,520 Speaker 2: did they have money on them? Yeah, because they didn't 54 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:04,520 Speaker 2: take your stuff until the processing. Yeah, I got it. 55 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,320 Speaker 3: That was a new part of the sparat cheeks right 56 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:08,240 Speaker 3: to north get it. 57 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:11,680 Speaker 1: Yeah you had a boyfriend, right, yeah, cheeks. 58 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:14,200 Speaker 2: You gotta do the you had to do the swab 59 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:17,040 Speaker 2: in the in the in the in the whole. Now 60 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:20,600 Speaker 2: right that I'm out, they got everything else, I'm down 61 00:02:20,639 --> 00:02:20,920 Speaker 2: for you. 62 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:26,679 Speaker 1: It sounds kind of sounds amazing. Yeah, swab, yeah, you 63 00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:32,800 Speaker 1: do that, you get it's all a card get like 64 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:36,120 Speaker 1: you know that. I'm going to skip that stage. Yeah. 65 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:39,480 Speaker 1: The rest of it sounds okay. We are the showers. Wow. 66 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:42,480 Speaker 2: Then you get your your whatever, your you're fit, your 67 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:45,560 Speaker 2: d o c here your easy slides. You have to 68 00:02:45,639 --> 00:02:46,680 Speaker 2: I had to wear my I had to take the 69 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:47,880 Speaker 2: laces out of my shoes. 70 00:02:47,639 --> 00:02:50,120 Speaker 1: And you wear my shoes. Oh. I had easy slides. 71 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:51,680 Speaker 1: They were like plastic. Wow. 72 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:53,400 Speaker 2: And then the first thing you had to do when 73 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,200 Speaker 2: you got to your little bunk house was They're like, 74 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:56,080 Speaker 2: gotta take a shower. 75 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:56,840 Speaker 1: The first thing you got to do. 76 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:02,560 Speaker 4: You had Rea bang and yeah, he was quite the 77 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:06,640 Speaker 4: trouble maker and if I needed toothpaste or that like 78 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:07,800 Speaker 4: toilet paper I. 79 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:12,000 Speaker 2: Had to trade in my lunch. Yeah, I wasn't gonna like, hey, Dan, 80 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:14,840 Speaker 2: can you put the one hundred dollars in my commissary. 81 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:16,880 Speaker 1: I'll be here for a week. You kind of call 82 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:18,760 Speaker 1: them though, right, And I did come ye. 83 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:21,680 Speaker 2: And you know you got a click call from coming 84 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:26,560 Speaker 2: I'm sure. I mean I told them that I might 85 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:30,959 Speaker 2: not come back because like like when I went to court, like, yeah, 86 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:32,560 Speaker 2: I was like, my car is still there, Dad, you 87 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:35,160 Speaker 2: might have some mom, Dad, go get that I'm going 88 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:38,240 Speaker 2: to war. Yeah, it's pretty much like I'll see in 89 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:40,280 Speaker 2: a week. I was like, I'll be out in five days. 90 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 2: Come get me five days. 91 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,520 Speaker 1: Oh wow, look at this guy, always trying to skirt 92 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:46,920 Speaker 1: the rules, always trying to skirt the rules. Yeah, no, no, 93 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:49,240 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, judge. I had to work. Yeah, I can't 94 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:50,880 Speaker 1: do your well. They told me. 95 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:53,240 Speaker 2: They told me when I went to the community service. 96 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:55,080 Speaker 2: They're like, I was like, I did five days and 97 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:57,240 Speaker 2: they're like, hey, see it, see you next week. And 98 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,840 Speaker 2: I was like, I have work and they're like, oh 99 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:01,680 Speaker 2: if you if you missed one day, don't even bother 100 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:05,360 Speaker 2: coming back. And I was like okay, and I just 101 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:07,720 Speaker 2: went to court. I knew something was gonna happen. I 102 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:09,840 Speaker 2: was like, I was going asked for an extension and 103 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:11,240 Speaker 2: then he's just like sorry. 104 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:16,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean Ruvio went didn't know he was scared straight. 105 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 1: He was. He was real life scared straight. Yes, man. Yeah, 106 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:24,039 Speaker 1: and look at look look at the functioning, contributing member 107 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,880 Speaker 1: of society. You are unbelievable. 108 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:27,120 Speaker 2: I learn how to play dominoes. 109 00:04:28,279 --> 00:04:31,760 Speaker 1: That was a saculay. Yeah. And Camlin had a brief 110 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:35,200 Speaker 1: drive by through jail. I was just briefly detained for 111 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:41,159 Speaker 1: being a designated driver. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah, and 112 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,599 Speaker 1: my parents told the cops to like do whatever they wanted, 113 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:47,480 Speaker 1: basically like and like the cops. My mom will agree 114 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,320 Speaker 1: with this part of the story. The cops were even like, well, 115 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:51,520 Speaker 1: he didn't do anything wrong, like we're gonna cut him loose. 116 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,360 Speaker 1: It was all of his friends that were drinking because 117 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:55,680 Speaker 1: he it was my night to be the designated driver, 118 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,960 Speaker 1: and I took that responsibility very seriously. And the cops 119 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:00,520 Speaker 1: are like, we can't cut him loose. So he didn't 120 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:03,520 Speaker 1: do anything, and parents like, nope, keep him, keep him, 121 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:05,680 Speaker 1: make him sit there with all of his friends, and 122 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,120 Speaker 1: we're gonna come get him, and then we're gonna be 123 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:08,640 Speaker 1: He's gonna be in big trouble, and I was in 124 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:10,480 Speaker 1: big trouble. And I'm like, I just want to be clear. 125 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:13,159 Speaker 1: You're grounding me for being a designated driver. Well you 126 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,240 Speaker 1: should have been there to begin with. That's right. No, 127 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:18,080 Speaker 1: that's not right, that's right. What should I have been doing? 128 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:20,880 Speaker 1: Even less? Being being even less popular than I was? 129 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:23,919 Speaker 1: I mean, one go down, we all go down. You 130 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,599 Speaker 1: gotta go down with the crew. Get out of here, 131 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:29,520 Speaker 1: get out of here. We're a bunch of private school 132 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:33,719 Speaker 1: nerds drinking a can of beer at like in park. 133 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:36,200 Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I mean, you're just so silly. My 134 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:38,680 Speaker 1: mom would have thrown me a party if I was 135 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:41,600 Speaker 1: the DD. She would have there would have been like posters. 136 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:43,400 Speaker 1: She would have been so proud. I was having this 137 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:46,240 Speaker 1: conversation with someone yesterday. It was like my parents were 138 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:49,120 Speaker 1: wildly effective because when they hear like, oh, you were 139 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:53,000 Speaker 1: a twenty one year old virgin and you you know 140 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:55,200 Speaker 1: you were you like follow the rules and stuff. People 141 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:57,040 Speaker 1: were like, so you was like religious or something. It's 142 00:05:57,040 --> 00:06:00,479 Speaker 1: like no, they were just wildly effective and like, hey, 143 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:03,120 Speaker 1: look you can do whatever you want with you know, 144 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:05,320 Speaker 1: for the most part, but like you know, if you 145 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:08,520 Speaker 1: get somebody pregnant you, it's all over, it's all over. 146 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:11,240 Speaker 1: And you know, if you get a duy, it's all over. 147 00:06:11,279 --> 00:06:13,640 Speaker 1: And by the way, no one should be getting uys. 148 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:17,920 Speaker 1: But they were just and I was afraid to disappoint them. 149 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,880 Speaker 1: M hmm. That's what love about your parents. 150 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:24,159 Speaker 3: I want to sit down with your parents and Jason's parents, well, 151 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:25,640 Speaker 3: because you're an only child and I feel they did 152 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:27,760 Speaker 3: a really good job with you. But I really want 153 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,400 Speaker 3: to know, like, what does it take for my kid 154 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:30,800 Speaker 3: to be afraid of me in that way? 155 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:32,960 Speaker 1: Like to respect me so much? You know what I mean. 156 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,800 Speaker 3: I don't want to whiper athic. I I got my 157 00:06:34,839 --> 00:06:36,880 Speaker 3: ass whooped all the time. We're not doing that, but 158 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:38,719 Speaker 3: I want to be able to like they didn't even 159 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:38,960 Speaker 3: do that. 160 00:06:39,279 --> 00:06:40,920 Speaker 1: It was just like I don't know why I was 161 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:44,600 Speaker 1: just I was so concerned about disappointing my parents. I know, 162 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:45,120 Speaker 1: I love it. 163 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:46,640 Speaker 2: You don't want to sit down with Rufio or ice 164 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:47,960 Speaker 2: parents on. 165 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:56,520 Speaker 1: How'd you do it? How did you create this specimen? 166 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,360 Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe maybe that's the question. How do 167 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:07,600 Speaker 1: I not do that what would you do differently? Well 168 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:08,840 Speaker 1: you turn look at you. You turn to be a 169 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:12,120 Speaker 1: great dad, good friend, very loyal. Yeah you know, so 170 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,600 Speaker 1: everything worked out. Okay, Yeah, I just you know, I 171 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:17,360 Speaker 1: just I love trouble growing up, That's what it was. 172 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:21,040 Speaker 1: We all got a pass that boy. Yeah he started 173 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:21,360 Speaker 1: and like. 174 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:24,400 Speaker 2: I mean, I used to steal, like uh in like 175 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:28,960 Speaker 2: sixth grade, we got in trouble for stealing the little 176 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:32,920 Speaker 2: chromies off of cars and like the little valve covers and. 177 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:34,160 Speaker 1: The hood ornaments. 178 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:36,400 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we got in trouble for that at my my, 179 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:38,440 Speaker 2: My crime spree started at a young age. 180 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:42,000 Speaker 1: Wow, Like what did you I don't know if we 181 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:42,800 Speaker 1: did like wanted to. 182 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:45,240 Speaker 2: Well, I never had any money as a kid, so 183 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:46,760 Speaker 2: we just they just so we. 184 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:50,880 Speaker 1: Just stole from people. Yeah, that's how it works normally. Yeah, 185 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:53,680 Speaker 1: kids don't do well, there aren't any kids. They're like 186 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,440 Speaker 1: the kids don't do anything. You're hearing right now, right, 187 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:59,200 Speaker 1: don't do it even though he you know, famous in 188 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:03,760 Speaker 1: his own eyes and making a gainful living and you know, 189 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:06,760 Speaker 1: it's a good husband and a good father. Aside from that, 190 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:09,880 Speaker 1: don't do anything you're hearing right now. Crime doesn't really 191 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:11,200 Speaker 1: pay off. Even though it kind of sounds like it 192 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,320 Speaker 1: does right now, it really doesn't. You have to go 193 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:16,120 Speaker 1: to jail and spread your cheeks and eat by sandwiches 194 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:19,880 Speaker 1: and sell access to your phone. It's very scary. Don't 195 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:20,160 Speaker 1: do it.