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Speaker 1: Kurt, you got one for me.

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Speaker 2: I have a story for you. And here it goes

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Speaker 2: just like this man dies after downing vodka with pals

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Speaker 2: and wakes up in Morgan returns to the party.

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Speaker 3: Yeah it's bananas, says.

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Speaker 1: Doll World up.

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Speaker 2: Would you believe.

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Speaker 3: Your mindsillion pieces?

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Speaker 2: Would you believe bananas?

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Speaker 4: Banana?

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Speaker 3: Banana ba ba banana banana.

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to bananas. That is Scottie Landers.

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Speaker 2: That's Kurt Kurtie B. Brown Owler.

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Speaker 1: We we got some strange news for you today. But

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Speaker 1: we also have a very exciting guest. Might do her

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Speaker 1: from Orange is the New Blacker Between Two Ferns the movie,

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Speaker 1: or from her podcast Freedom, or her hundreds of appearances

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Speaker 1: on comedy Bang Bang. She has a character special on

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Speaker 1: Netflix Deer, the new movie on Netflix, The Wrong Missy.

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Speaker 1: Please welcome the amazingly wonderful Lauren Lapkis Hi.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, who WHOA.

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Speaker 2: We're here. We're doing it, We're into it, doing it.

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Speaker 1: We're zooming, guys.

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Speaker 4: We are zooming right along, and everything is normal.

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Speaker 2: It's cool to meet somebody for the first time over zoom.

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Speaker 2: All I know about you is that you can sit down,

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Speaker 2: you own a piece of furniture and that's it.

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Speaker 4: And a microphone and that's honestly all you need. I

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Speaker 4: know that you have a door.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, light, Yeah, I have a door in a light.

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Speaker 2: That's it's been a rough year.

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Speaker 1: That's pretty much all of Scotty's apartment too.

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Speaker 2: Or yeah it is.

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Speaker 1: And that's the whole of it.

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Speaker 2: That's the whole shebang. I sleep on the floor right

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Speaker 2: where my feet are.

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Speaker 4: I love that.

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Speaker 2: Ye yeah, I do want to hear about this party,

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Speaker 2: animal guys, I do? Okay? Great? So uh. This was

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Speaker 2: sent in by Trash and Burne Underscore, Thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: This was written by John Shamas. Man dies after downing

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Speaker 2: vodka with pals and then wakes up in a morgue

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Speaker 2: and returns to the party. So, after returning to the party,

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Speaker 2: the man saw his friends were still drinking, but this

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Speaker 2: time it was a tribute to his memory. So here's

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Speaker 2: I mean, what country because it sounds like the best.

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Speaker 4: Did they decide to start morning? Now?

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 3: He died immediately to the.

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Speaker 4: In his honor, and let's keep going.

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Speaker 2: That's right. So a man who died after downing shouts

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Speaker 2: of vodka with his friends was taken to the morgue

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Speaker 2: before waking up in the freezer. He had a quote

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Speaker 2: called an ambulance to the property. In it looks like

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Speaker 2: Kasanki in Russia, Kurt. It was in Wow, you.

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Speaker 4: Just guess that?

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm, thank you. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Well, the vodka that gave it away.

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Speaker 3: The Vodkin.

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Speaker 1: Also the speed with which you would call just have

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Speaker 4: And just move online with your life.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no big deal. So this guy that night of

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Speaker 2: In addition, his brain was foggy due to the influence

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Speaker 1: Seems surprisingly thirty five thousand people and ten thousand bears.

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Speaker 1: That's what ye mention?

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Speaker 2: Oh gosh, when he returned to the same party, because

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Speaker 2: But also he's like a lifelong pilot, Like now he

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Speaker 1: So amazing that. Yeah, and everyone's totally fine. Everyone.

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Speaker 2: It is like one of the adults fears sorry, Laura, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: No, Like everybody's cool on planes, Like some people have

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Speaker 4: And that is coach mentality.

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Speaker 4: Mentality. Because there's nobody in first who's in first who's

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Speaker 2: Lauren, how did it feel to have the number one

445
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:58,080
Speaker 2: Netflix movie in the world? The Wrong Missy? That's so huge.

446
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:01,560
Speaker 4: It felt so bad.

447
00:22:02,119 --> 00:22:05,159
Speaker 1: Netflix They do that ranking now, right, because for a

448
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,080
Speaker 1: while Netflix wasn't letting anybody now.

449
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:10,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was very exciting and they released like a

450
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:13,960
Speaker 4: whole thing about it internationally as well. It was just

451
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:14,520
Speaker 4: very exciting.

452
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Speaker 2: You know.

453
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:19,680
Speaker 4: It was kind of a lot to process while stuck

454
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:25,280
Speaker 4: at home. Yes, but very thrilling and you know, a

455
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:26,040
Speaker 4: highlight of the year.

456
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Speaker 1: I would say, and did you get to shoot that

457
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:28,520
Speaker 1: in Hawaii?

458
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:34,920
Speaker 4: Yes, we did. It's great and David Spade is hilarious

459
00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:37,000
Speaker 4: and he's so fun So it was really just a

460
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,239
Speaker 4: great time, and it was my first time kind of

461
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:42,439
Speaker 4: being the lead of a big movie. There was a

462
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:45,440
Speaker 4: lot of exciting stuff connected to that. It was great.

463
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Speaker 2: Well, you were excellent. You were so funny when I

464
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:52,320
Speaker 2: was watching it. I honestly they there are very few

465
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,080
Speaker 2: comedies these days in general, and then sometimes when you

466
00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:59,399
Speaker 2: see them. I like my comedies to be funny. I

467
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:02,320
Speaker 2: like to laugh a lot at comedies I don't. And

468
00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:05,320
Speaker 2: I felt like you committed to that character so wonderfully,

469
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:06,919
Speaker 2: and I laughed out loud the whole thing, and I

470
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:11,760
Speaker 2: was like, oh shit, a star is born too. Absolutely, sincerely,

471
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Speaker 2: I appreciate it.

472
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000
Speaker 4: I feel the same way that about comedies, Like I

473
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,680
Speaker 4: just love when things are dumb and over the top

474
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,680
Speaker 4: and fun and just a good time.

475
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Speaker 2: Yeah, have an escape. It's supposed to be fun. It's

476
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:27,200
Speaker 2: supposed to be it's supposed to be situations that you go,

477
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:30,159
Speaker 2: oh shit, and instead of just being like, are you

478
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,520
Speaker 2: thinking enough? How does your heart feel when you're watching this?

479
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,840
Speaker 2: Is your heart hurting during this scene? I'm like, I

480
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:37,159
Speaker 2: just want to laugh, baby.

481
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:40,440
Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean, like I truly. I was so excited

482
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:45,439
Speaker 4: watching myself fall off a cliff that's right up my alley.

483
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:46,800
Speaker 4: So it was very exciting to get to.

484
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Speaker 1: That is that scene is so insane and so reminiscent

485
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 1: of like there's a Simpson scene just like that where

486
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:59,160
Speaker 1: Homer falls off the cliff and is like oh wow,

487
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:01,560
Speaker 1: and like lives the all the way down. It's the best,

488
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 1: so funny, the best of that.

489
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 4: Well, hot Rod has one too, or is it hot Rod?

490
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,680
Speaker 4: There's one with n Andy Samberg where he is falling forever.

491
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,720
Speaker 4: I remember, yes, like laughing, So I just love that.

492
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,320
Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, I keep falling.

493
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Speaker 2: Yes, it's so good.

494
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:15,719
Speaker 4: And you're fine at the end.

495
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,160
Speaker 3: That's great. Yeah, exactly.

496
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Speaker 2: Back to the movie. Okay, we'll speaking about films. Look

497
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Speaker 2: that segue. John Waters pledged to donate all his art

498
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:28,919
Speaker 2: collection to the Baltimore Museum, and here we go. Brian

499
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:32,679
Speaker 2: Bouchet wrote this for artnet dot Com. Thank you, Brian,

500
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:37,240
Speaker 2: Oh so good at writing. I love how this guy types. Ummm,

501
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,760
Speaker 2: who wants to be famous? Screams Divine and John Waters's

502
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:45,240
Speaker 2: nineteen seventy four comedy Female Trouble, Who Wants to Die

503
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 2: for Art? Even Waters himself won't exactly die for art,

504
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 2: but when he does die, he's going to donate his

505
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:56,080
Speaker 2: entire collection to his hometown institution, Baltimore Museum of Art.

506
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,480
Speaker 2: The beloved cult filmmaker and visual artist will give three

507
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,880
Speaker 2: hundreds any two works by one hundred and twenty five

508
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:06,200
Speaker 2: artists a majority of his holdings. Yeah, he's basically giving

509
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 2: it all over. This includes Thomas Demand, Diane arbus Nan,

510
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:17,120
Speaker 2: Golden Gosh, Sy Wombly, Andy Warhols. It's crazy his collection

511
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 2: and I've actually been to his house. He throws these

512
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 2: amazing Christmas parties and I, yeah, it's so are a

513
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:29,919
Speaker 2: good cool carl he throws fa he loves Christmas. He

514
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:33,359
Speaker 2: famously throws these amazing Christmas parties where it's like the

515
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:36,959
Speaker 2: art world, the trash world. Politics like Martin O'Malley who

516
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 2: ran for president. He was mayor and then I think

517
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,399
Speaker 2: governor in Maryland. He was there in a bomber jacket.

518
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 2: And then it's like weirdos and art house people. It's amazing.

519
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:48,960
Speaker 2: Every single person who's ever been in John Waters's house,

520
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:52,720
Speaker 2: he takes a polaroid photo of them. So every single person,

521
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,160
Speaker 2: if you're the plumber, if you're doing tree work, if

522
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 2: you're Leonardo DiCaprio, if you're Tracy Lords, every single person.

523
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Speaker 4: God, how cool. I love this.

524
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:02,880
Speaker 2: So I walked in with our good friend Carl Bennett,

525
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:06,120
Speaker 2: who was invited because Carl and John are old friends.

526
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 2: And as soon as you walk in, John Waters is

527
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 2: standing there and he's a true hero. And I'm from

528
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Speaker 2: Marylyn Lauren. So it's like I was like, oh shit,

529
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:15,280
Speaker 2: and he goes Carl and he's like, this is my

530
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,639
Speaker 2: friend Scott. He's like, great, Scotty, stand next to Carl,

531
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:20,159
Speaker 2: takes a polaroid of you, and then welcomes you to

532
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:21,920
Speaker 2: his house and introduce the best.

533
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Speaker 4: Oh so you're alone in the polar it's not him

534
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:25,200
Speaker 4: with you.

535
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:27,159
Speaker 2: No, it's it's you, and so is Carl and I.

536
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:32,160
Speaker 2: So he has stacks. I mean like when films start

537
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,960
Speaker 2: going away, when digital cameras took over, he bought ten

538
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,760
Speaker 2: thousand dollars worth of polaroid film so that he would

539
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:41,000
Speaker 2: have it all. And he has the photo albums, he

540
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,639
Speaker 2: has displays. One day, all that stuff's going to be

541
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 2: in the smiths. So it's incredible and you can just

542
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:47,920
Speaker 2: flip through them, just look through them. But his house

543
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,679
Speaker 2: was decorated with equal parts weird shit, like tons of

544
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:55,639
Speaker 2: fake food everywhere, me melting ice cream cones everywhere, tons

545
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,560
Speaker 2: of books, and then like a Liechtenstein on a Warhol,

546
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,399
Speaker 2: like all these things were You're like, this guy's the best.

547
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:04,360
Speaker 2: He has the shittiest stuff, the silliest stuff, and then

548
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:10,359
Speaker 2: priceless art. So he's donating it. And then the only

549
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 2: stipulation is that none of the works can be sold,

550
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,919
Speaker 2: which is great. And the other stipulation is that the

551
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:19,640
Speaker 2: museum names the rotunda after him and two of the bathrooms.

552
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,680
Speaker 2: They thought I was kidding, and I said, no, I'm serious.

553
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:26,000
Speaker 2: It's in the spirit of the artwork I collect, which

554
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 2: has a sense of humor and is confrontational and minimalist,

555
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 2: which makes people crazy. So this is the kind of

556
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:36,919
Speaker 2: I didn't know this about him, but Waters has a

557
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:40,639
Speaker 2: long standing relationship with the museum, starting when he bought

558
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 2: a poster by Joan Moreau when he was twelve. That's disgusting,

559
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 2: said the other kids of the image. But later he

560
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 2: was proven right when he became John Waters. And the

561
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:58,360
Speaker 2: gift is eighty six works of Waters himself and the museum,

562
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:01,639
Speaker 2: which has always supported him. Have the largest collection of

563
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:05,400
Speaker 2: his uh work. It's he's the coolest. So they're naming

564
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 2: the in the rotunda. It'll be called the John Water's Rotunda.

565
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 2: But then the two restrooms when you walk in are

566
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 2: gonna be named the John Waters Women's Room in the

567
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 2: John Waters Men's Room.

568
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 4: Which is perfect, so awesome, what a legacy.

569
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Speaker 3: I think that's so cool.

570
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,440
Speaker 1: I think he was my first introduction to like weirdo

571
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 1: like art make like filmmaking ever, like, because I also

572
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 1: used to live in Baltimore as well, Lauren, and there

573
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,880
Speaker 1: was you just there was I think it was called

574
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:35,440
Speaker 1: Mondo Zumo. That was like the place where you would

575
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 1: get the cool video rentals. Yes and uh and they

576
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 1: just had an entire John Water section and like watching

577
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 1: Pink Flamingos and it's just yeah, it's just like, did

578
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 1: you know in Pink Flamingos where Devine actually eats uh

579
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 1: dog shit? Yeah, they had to follow that dog around

580
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 1: for like three hours waiting for it.

581
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 3: This shit, it's actual shit.

582
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 1: Yes, oh yeah, because in the shot you watched the

583
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 1: dog poop and then she scoops it up and pops

584
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 1: it in her mouth.

585
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 4: I want to kill myself.

586
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

587
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 4: So sick.

588
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 3: It's that's amazing.

589
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 4: But I went to the Andy Warhol Museum in Philadelphia

590
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 4: earlier this year. Yeahmazing, and it was so awesome and

591
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 4: he he there were there was like a whole section

592
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 4: of just art that and like artifacts that he's collected

593
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 4: from other people. And that collection was just amazing. And

594
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 4: I feel like John Waters must be really similar to that.

595
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so cool.

596
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 4: Just the craziest people that they knew and all stuff

597
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 4: that was given to them.

598
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 1: And yes, it's amazing, it's awesome. The room, the one

599
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 1: you went to have it have the room where it

600
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:39,959
Speaker 1: was just like the silver clouds that like just like

601
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 1: hung in the middle of the room.

602
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's really cool. Yeah.

603
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 2: At the at the Christmas party, they're known for having meatballs,

604
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 2: which is hilarious. So on each floor there are giant

605
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:54,719
Speaker 2: displays of meatballs and uh, you don't realize how much

606
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 2: you enjoy a meatball until you've had a few whiskeys

607
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 2: or a few vodkas, and then you're like, why don't

608
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 2: we do this all the time? And his whole house

609
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 2: is sort of an art exhibit in the in the

610
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 2: highest floor, probably the third floor, there's a wait, how.

611
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 4: Big is it, I want, like you're talking about different floors.

612
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 2: So it's a basement and then three stories and so

613
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,479
Speaker 2: it's not that it's huge, it's it's kind of a

614
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 2: classic looking colonial North. It's right near it's right near you.

615
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 2: It's right near Hopkins, so I guess like Roland Park

616
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 2: or right nearby. So great art, great books, like a Chuck,

617
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:31,480
Speaker 2: you Justice, Santa, great people everywhere. He has this one

618
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 2: room that's this narrow little room that has a VHS

619
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 2: and like a magna box TV, and then just one

620
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,000
Speaker 2: like love seat at the other end, super narrow, and

621
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:42,959
Speaker 2: then just stacks and stacks of VHS tapes that you

622
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 2: can borrow for exactly fifteen days, I think you said,

623
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 2: and if you're a day late, you can never borrow

624
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 2: from him again. And he has a binder where he

625
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 2: writes everything down. So we go up. I'm wandering Carl saying,

626
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 2: hey at old Buddies, and I'm just so impressed with everything.

627
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,760
Speaker 2: And then you go to the very top top floor,

628
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 2: which kind of would feel like an but he won

629
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 2: was a girls room from like the nineteen fifties, meaning

630
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 2: like pink walls, pink twin bed. He doesn't have kids,

631
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,040
Speaker 2: like art on the wall, like cross stitching, and then

632
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 2: the other is blue and it's like a little boys

633
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 2: room from the nineteen fifties. And then in that room

634
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 2: there's a fake bomb manufacturing installation. He hired this artist

635
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 2: to turn his upstairs closet into a pipe bomb building thing.

636
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 2: This is Post nine to eleven and ye shit, yeah.

637
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 2: The CIA was like tracking him because of this. And

638
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 2: there's schematics of famous Baltimore buildings and Camden yards of

639
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 2: a baseball stadium, and then there's like fake pipe bombs

640
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 2: and debris infuses. It's insane. And this guy's like, hey, man,

641
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 2: how are you? And I'm like hi. He's like who

642
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 2: are you. I'm like, I'm Scotty. I came with Carl.

643
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 2: He goes, oh, you're Carl's friend.

644
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 3: We know Carl.

645
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 2: And it was this couple and they were like, what

646
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 2: did you guys do today. I'm like, oh, we drove

647
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,480
Speaker 2: down from Brooklyn and they're like, I was like, what'd

648
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 2: you do? He goes, oh, man, we went to the

649
00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 2: garage of Doom. I go what's that and he goes, oh,

650
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 2: there's this garage. I think it's in like Sparrow's Point

651
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:09,200
Speaker 2: or somewhere deep in Maryland, and he goes in three hundred,

652
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 2: three hundred something days a year. It's just you pay

653
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 2: a quarter and you walk through this garage and there's

654
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 2: like a skeleton that shakes and a dracula and a

655
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 2: ghost and then you just leave and he goes. But

656
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 2: but before Christmas, it's fifty cents and it's the same

657
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 2: exact thing. They just put Santa hats on every day.

658
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 2: And I was like, He's like, we went through twice.

659
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 2: Probably takes twenty seconds. So the garage of Dune becomes

660
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 2: a garage of Christmas. Due.

661
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 1: I guess that sounds so Baltimore.

662
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 2: God, I loved it.

663
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 1: I love it too. So wait, did you just go

664
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 1: right from Chicago to Los Angeles, Lauren? No.

665
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 4: I lived in New York for like a year and

666
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 4: three months after college, and then I moved to.

667
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 1: LA And you were like, I'm out of here. Did

668
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 1: you not like it?

669
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 4: No? I had planned. I had planned to move to

670
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 4: LA right after college, and then I was doing sketch

671
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 4: with my sketch partner at the time, and she, at

672
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 4: the last second was like, I want to move to

673
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 4: New York because our family was there, and so we

674
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 4: just I was like, well, I've never I always wanted

675
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 4: to live there, but I wasn't planning to, so I'll

676
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 4: go for a year. I kind of just like put

677
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 4: it as a like why not kind of right, So

678
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:20,960
Speaker 4: I just went and had planned to leave, and it

679
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 4: all just worked out that we ended up staying a

680
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:25,120
Speaker 4: few more months than I had planned to. But yeah,

681
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 4: I moved to LA like eleven years ago, now.

682
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 1: Okay, And I think that must have been I think

683
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:33,719
Speaker 1: that's the first time we met. Was probably on a

684
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 1: on a jack Was it a Jack in the Box

685
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 1: commercial or it was?

686
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 2: Wow?

687
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 4: I trying to remember too, because it was.

688
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,720
Speaker 1: Oh Star Carl's Junior.

689
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 4: I think we're like hosting something and then people came

690
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 4: in and did bits for it or something, and I

691
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 4: did a bit on it, but I can't I think

692
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 4: I got paid one hundred dollars.

693
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 1: Were you on bunk and it was a legitimate commercial

694
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 1: and we all got yeah, yeah it was. It was

695
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:02,239
Speaker 1: for It was I think it was Carl's Junior, and

696
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,720
Speaker 1: I was like hosting a late night telethon that was

697
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 1: like the bit of it, and then they just had

698
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 1: like literally I was there for I was shooting for

699
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:13,719
Speaker 1: like sixteen hours and I was improvising the entire time,

700
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 1: and they brought maybe a hundred different acts on.

701
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 4: I don't even know how I ended up getting in it,

702
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 4: because it was I had just moved and I must

703
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,840
Speaker 4: have seen it as like a thing online like you

704
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 4: can see it. I truly have no idea because I

705
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 4: didn't have like this. This wasn't like an agency thing. Yeah,

706
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 4: it was like get a hundred dollars and I think

707
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:35,359
Speaker 4: maybe I also got something free, like food, like something, yeah,

708
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 4: like something like I want to I want to say

709
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 4: it wasn't this, but I want to say a stereo,

710
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 4: But it wasn't but like something weird, like it was

711
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:45,400
Speaker 4: like it was like and I was I was thrilled,

712
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 4: but yeah.

713
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 1: It was a really weird shoot.

714
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,319
Speaker 4: Sounds like a hard job for you though. I just

715
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:50,879
Speaker 4: came in and did something stupid and left.

716
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 1: But oh yeah, I just had to just be talking

717
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,560
Speaker 1: with all like these, you know, like some people were

718
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:58,319
Speaker 1: like comedians like yourself, and then other times there was

719
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 1: just weirdos. Like there was this hobile who was a magity.

720
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,799
Speaker 1: He was a psychic, but he had a cat that

721
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 1: would only sit on his like like his shoulder, so

722
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 1: we always had a cat on his shoulder and then

723
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,319
Speaker 1: he would like tell people's fortunes. There was another thing

724
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 1: where those two guys on motorcycles that came in and

725
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:19,160
Speaker 1: then they would do like tricks where they would like

726
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 1: stop on their the front wheel of the motorcycle and

727
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 1: then like pop around television. I had to just like

728
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:28,760
Speaker 1: stand in the middle of it, like improvising about shakes

729
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:32,800
Speaker 1: and hamburgers for the whole time. It's so weird.

730
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:36,759
Speaker 4: I have no clue how I ended up there, because

731
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 4: I feel like the other people you're describing it makes

732
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:41,800
Speaker 4: more sense. Maybe it came through UCB or something.

733
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,360
Speaker 1: It probably came through UCB.

734
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, that would make sense, because I truly don't know

735
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 4: how I would end up in that situation.

736
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:51,759
Speaker 1: It wasn't a fair strange strange job. Do you guys

737
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 1: want another one? Here?

738
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,960
Speaker 2: I love another one.

739
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 1: I sent an attractive look alike to my high school reunion.

740
00:35:59,800 --> 00:35:59,840
Speaker 2: This.

741
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this isn't this is just me.

742
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 2: This is.

743
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 1: So. This is in vice. This is by Uba Butler.

744
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 1: Uba Scott. You might remember from the show. He is

745
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:18,840
Speaker 1: the man who got his shed to be ranked the

746
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:24,240
Speaker 1: top restaurant in London. So this guy is a prankster.

747
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 1: He's very funny. His name is Uba, which is a

748
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 1: great name. So basically here's what it was. He has

749
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:33,799
Speaker 1: this website, Uba dot com. You can go to it

750
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 1: and you can hire lookalikes and he will provide lookalikes

751
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:40,279
Speaker 1: for you if you have a good reason. So, and

752
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 1: he lives in the UK. And so this guy in

753
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:45,239
Speaker 1: the United States had his high school reunion. He used

754
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,799
Speaker 1: to be a musician. It's actually like a kind of

755
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 1: a fun story. He went to high school. He had

756
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:52,840
Speaker 1: a bad time in high school. He was in the

757
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:58,399
Speaker 1: band and a very particularly upsetting thing happened to him.

758
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 1: At one point. He was in band and he thought

759
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 1: it would be really cool. He had a big sax solo.

760
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:05,840
Speaker 1: He was coming out to do his sax solo and

761
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:08,319
Speaker 1: then he turned around and he showed everybody the back

762
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:09,879
Speaker 1: of his shirt, and his back of his shirt said

763
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 1: chicks digmy, oh wow, And he thought that that would

764
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 1: be like, no, get a laugh and everything. But he

765
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 1: also happened to have like a giant wedgie at the time.

766
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 1: If you go on the article and I'll post the

767
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 1: photograph on the Instagram, his wedgie is He's just this

768
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 1: adorable like dorky fifteen year old kid with like his

769
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:37,879
Speaker 1: shirt and his pants are jammed up his asshole. So

770
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 1: he's felt like embarrassed about this for his whole life.

771
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:42,319
Speaker 1: He doesn't and then he had to give up his

772
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,879
Speaker 1: dream of being a musician to move back to take

773
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:48,279
Speaker 1: over his father's dentistry. So now he's back in the

774
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:50,359
Speaker 1: same town as he went to high school in he's

775
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 1: embarrassed about the fact that he never made it as

776
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 1: a musician. Okay, so this guy hires an actor, yes,

777
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: by the name of Like this actor is very good

778
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:02,839
Speaker 1: looking his name.

779
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:04,720
Speaker 2: I love this.

780
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 1: This is so it's a great idea, like, don't go

781
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 1: Tonion no matter what.

782
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, who cares? Who wants to go to their

783
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:12,280
Speaker 2: high school reunion?

784
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 1: It's just's like And also, this is Columbia, Maryland the way,

785
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 1: another Maryland story.

786
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 4: So I even invited to my high school reunion. I

787
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:23,439
Speaker 4: like her. I saw about something about it like later,

788
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,320
Speaker 4: and I was like, how did they get invited?

789
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never been invited to my high school reunion.

790
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 1: I've never invited to my college reunion, specifically because I

791
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 1: don't want those institutions having my personal information to ask

792
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:37,240
Speaker 1: me for money.

793
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:38,799
Speaker 2: That's right, that's exactly right.

794
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:43,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, So so they so he wanted to appear like

795
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 1: he's a musician who is like very successful, so they

796
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:51,839
Speaker 1: took photographs of this guy Aaron looking like him. They

797
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:57,399
Speaker 1: and then he put up posters around town of him,

798
00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 1: of his like music, his and is called the Right

799
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:04,759
Speaker 1: Guy Vitality Tour and it's a photograph of very good

800
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: looking Aaron and they put him up all around town.

801
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 1: And then this guy shows up at the high school

802
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 1: reunion and there's like a video and everything, and it's

803
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:17,760
Speaker 1: really pretty amazing. But basically he starts fooling some people

804
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 1: and then a woman who was his crush from high

805
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,800
Speaker 1: school comes up to him and says, you're not Steven,

806
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 1: and then they start like they put pulling up photographs

807
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,800
Speaker 1: of Steven and holding it next to his head. Meanwhile

808
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 1: Steven is in a van with Uba listening into everything

809
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:38,479
Speaker 1: that's happening and they're breaking out. So then the whole

810
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 1: plan was that the fake Stephen, which is Aaron who

811
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 1: actually can play the guitar pretty well, would get up

812
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 1: on stage and say I want everybody's attention and then

813
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 1: start playing the guitar and then take his shirt off

814
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:53,680
Speaker 1: and then on a Hannah tattoo on the back of

815
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 1: his back says chicks digmy nice, which is all such

816
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 1: a great idea, but no one and liked it like

817
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 1: it was people were doing it because they knew it

818
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 1: wasn't Steven. They knew somebody was doing.

819
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,200
Speaker 2: A bit wow my gosh.

820
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:12,839
Speaker 1: So then at the end, Steven runs in to apologize

821
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:16,319
Speaker 1: to everyone, and then everyone is so happy to see him,

822
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,399
Speaker 1: and they're like hugging him and telling her how much

823
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:20,760
Speaker 1: he meant to them and everything.

824
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:22,720
Speaker 3: It's a really beautiful story.

825
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 4: It's really nice, but I'm surprised. Do you feel like

826
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 4: they had to have that like that impostor there to

827
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 4: then realize how much they appreciated Steven? Yeah, because I

828
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 4: feel like if Stephen really showed up, they'd be like, Oh,

829
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 4: there's that asshole who had that.

830
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 2: Wedgie, there's that dude that chicks dig so that saxophone

831
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:41,879
Speaker 2: player that chicks can't just get enough of.

832
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:46,960
Speaker 1: God, I have never had any desire to ever go

833
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,279
Speaker 1: to a reunion of any type, shape or form.

834
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 4: It makes me feel weird. I My high school was

835
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 4: really big too, so I kind of am like, what

836
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:56,839
Speaker 4: if I went, And like it's all people I don't

837
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 4: really know, and then there's nobody that I'm even trying

838
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:02,760
Speaker 4: curious about. But now we have Instagram.

839
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:03,719
Speaker 2: But I do feel that's right.

840
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:08,680
Speaker 4: The people who I who I am slightly curious about.

841
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 4: It's always like the random person who pops in your

842
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:11,399
Speaker 4: head and like, oh where are they?

843
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 3: Now?

844
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 4: They have a private Instagram and I'm not going to

845
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 4: request that. No, no, So there's kind of just no answers,

846
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,360
Speaker 4: and that's frustrating.

847
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 1: That is.

848
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 4: I also think people with private Instagrams tend to have

849
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 4: boring stuff behind the wall. It's not like it's that

850
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:26,800
Speaker 4: good once you get in there. It's just kind of

851
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 4: like maybe there's picture of their kid or something, and then

852
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:31,799
Speaker 4: it's I went through all this trouble of letting you

853
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 4: know I wanted to follow you and you had to

854
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:35,799
Speaker 4: approve it, and now I got back there and it's

855
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 4: like just some bullshit.

856
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 3: That would be the best.

857
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 1: That's actually the best of doing it, getting in looking

858
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 1: for five minutes and then on following.

859
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:48,040
Speaker 4: Like got what I needed if I see what you're

860
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:48,359
Speaker 4: up to.

861
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:53,319
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, Also like we don't need a five year

862
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 2: and a ten year and a fifteen, like all the

863
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:58,840
Speaker 2: short runs. There should be reunits. There should be a

864
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 2: fifty year and a hunt year reunion, and if anybody

865
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:04,440
Speaker 2: shows up to the one hundred year, you win. You

866
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 2: won that grade. But like one and eighteen, yes, and

867
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 2: we are all of the age where Facebook existed pretty

868
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 2: soon after college or during college, and uh, you were

869
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 2: able to see who got married and who had kids,

870
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 2: and who moved and who got what. So like the

871
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:22,560
Speaker 2: catch up I could see why it was cool forty

872
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 2: years ago to be like, oh my god, what has

873
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 2: happened here in the ten years and you're like I

874
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 2: moved to Milwaukee. You're like, how about that? But also

875
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:31,279
Speaker 2: there was a thing in sitcoms in the eighties and

876
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 2: nineties there was always a reunion episode where they were

877
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 2: trying to lose weight or they were trying to get

878
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 2: a cool That was like such a thing and that

879
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:40,719
Speaker 2: does not exist in sitcoms anymore. And those episodes were

880
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:42,920
Speaker 2: always so funny because it would always end like a

881
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:45,839
Speaker 2: fistfight or like a former flame would like a love

882
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:49,360
Speaker 2: triangle would happen. And now people are like, no, we

883
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,319
Speaker 2: just we just know what's going on. Kathy's doing you.

884
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:55,880
Speaker 4: Every second since like if you're on Facebook, because I

885
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 4: deleted Facebook.

886
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 2: Me too great but me too.

887
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 4: When I was in college and had Facebook and then

888
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 4: throughout and affright, it's like you just don't lose touch.

889
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:06,279
Speaker 4: And I kind of would get frustrated, like why do

890
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 4: I remember the name of someone who went to kindergarten

891
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 4: with I'm supposed to forget this, Like this isn't good.

892
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 4: I shouldn't be watching their life.

893
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 1: Yes, Also, do you guys feel that, like was high

894
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,480
Speaker 1: school for either of you, like either really great or

895
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:23,720
Speaker 1: really bad? Like because I because when I was reading

896
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:26,359
Speaker 1: this whole thing, the first paragraph is all about how

897
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 1: like high school is fraught and like you you have

898
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 1: all these either good memories or bad memories about high school,

899
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:36,640
Speaker 1: and I was like, I have neither. I don't ever,

900
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 1: I didn't didn't have a great time in high school,

901
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 1: and I did not have a bad time. I don't

902
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:44,720
Speaker 1: even think about high school ever. I have no cares

903
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 1: about it.

904
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel pretty similarly, I don't really care about it.

905
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,319
Speaker 4: I'll like think about it from time to time, and

906
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:52,719
Speaker 4: I feel like I've had to talk about it a

907
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 4: lot because my like origin story of like doing improv

908
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 4: films from like high school, and so it's like okay,

909
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:01,680
Speaker 4: I have to kind of relive of certain elements of that,

910
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 4: or like I wouldn't get into plays or whatever. But

911
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:07,239
Speaker 4: I don't actually care, and I don't. It doesn't affect me,

912
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 4: and I don't really I don't.

913
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:09,359
Speaker 2: I don't.

914
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 4: It's the same thing, like I don't like when people

915
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 4: are like obsessed with where they went to college. Of

916
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 4: course I find it annoying, like especially if people went

917
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 4: to Harvard and no offensive either of you did, but

918
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:24,240
Speaker 4: like its crazy. You probably would have let me know totally.

919
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:26,239
Speaker 4: And I just think it's so annoying to be like

920
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 4: so obsessed with college, like yes, your time in college,

921
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 4: Like who gives a fuck? Like and being smart in

922
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:33,759
Speaker 4: college isn't the end of the world. You're not amazing,

923
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 4: Like who cares?

924
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:39,880
Speaker 2: It's fake? Agreed. Glory days are the worst. It's the worst.

925
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 2: Glory day stuff is the worst. I liked. I liked

926
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,360
Speaker 2: high school. I had a very good time in high school.

927
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,839
Speaker 2: But it's because I I can. I was like, I'm

928
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 2: just going to be Ferris Bueller. I'm going to befriend

929
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 2: anybody that's friendly. I'm going to befriend the teachers. I'm

930
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 2: going to join any club that has a hall pass

931
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 2: and I'm just gonna do I'm just gonna wander around

932
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 2: the school for four years. I didn't take it seriously

933
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,800
Speaker 2: and I thought I I had a really good time.

934
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 2: But the whole time, I was like, this isn't permanent.

935
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 2: When people would like in our yearbooks you could buy

936
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 2: like quarter pages or half pages and you could like

937
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 2: write to your girlfriend or your boyfriend and be like

938
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 2: you and me and some song lyrics and a picture

939
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,880
Speaker 2: of you and like can't wait to reach the stars

940
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 2: with you or whatever people used to write. Uh, And

941
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:28,880
Speaker 2: I used to be like, you guys are insane if

942
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 2: you think you're gonna be with this person like I.

943
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:35,240
Speaker 2: And the same with college. Like when I graduated college,

944
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,799
Speaker 2: I was just like, yeah, I'm done like this that

945
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:41,960
Speaker 2: was fun. I did the I couldn't wait to be service. Yeah.

946
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 1: I couldn't wait to actually make real things instead of

947
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 1: making fake things for someone to judge.

948
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:51,920
Speaker 2: When Laren, when you were saying that thing behind private

949
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 2: instagrams and then you go and it's boring, Kurt, you

950
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:57,920
Speaker 2: might have been a part of this. I when I

951
00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 2: lived in Brooklyn, it was like a freezing cold and

952
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:02,719
Speaker 2: I was broke, and I had two friends that were like,

953
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 2: we're at this club or no, we're at this bar.

954
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:07,960
Speaker 2: You should come. It's really fun. And so it was

955
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 2: somewhere off fourteenth Street, and so I get on the

956
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 2: F train and I ride thirty five minutes and then

957
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,920
Speaker 2: I walk, you know, a couple of blocks over. I'm freezing,

958
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 2: and I get there and it's like early, it's like

959
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:23,920
Speaker 2: eight pm, and the bouncer's like, you can't come in,

960
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:27,279
Speaker 2: and I'm like why. I'm like, my friends are in

961
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 2: there at the back table, and he's like, you can't

962
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 2: come in. It's Jody Foster's forty third birthday. And I

963
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 2: was like, but my friend's already in there. And this

964
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 2: is kind of before texting was a real thing. So

965
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 2: I like texted my friends. I'm like, they won't let

966
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 2: me in. Is Jody Foster's And they're like, Jodie Foster

967
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:48,600
Speaker 2: is here. She's here. But she was there with like

968
00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:51,720
Speaker 2: fifteen people in a bar that probably could fit two hundred.

969
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:53,960
Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, well, and so I just

970
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 2: sadly walked back to the F train and rode on back.

971
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 2: Oh Jody, and I watched Contact alone. Here we go, guys.

972
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 2: This was sent in by Emma Girard. Thank you, Emma Girard,

973
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:12,240
Speaker 2: and it was written by the great and powerful Louis

974
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 2: Rosella of the Burlington Post. This is getting ridiculous. Cheese

975
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:22,800
Speaker 2: wheal thieves strike a third time at Burlington grocery store.

976
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 3: All right, was that a quote? This is getting ridiculous?

977
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, yeah, here's one like.

978
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 4: It should be a pun that they missed out. I

979
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 4: don't know what it is, but it is an opportunity.

980
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 1: This is getting really ridiculous. Cheese wheel stolen.

981
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 3: Is getting really ridiculous.

982
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:46,799
Speaker 2: For the police stepping up efforts to find the duo.

983
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:52,319
Speaker 2: For the third time in a month, two women have

984
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:56,440
Speaker 2: stolen a huge amount of cheese from a Burlington grocery store.

985
00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:01,239
Speaker 2: You know women love cheese, me really do.

986
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 3: I love this.

987
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 2: The most recent theft occurred at the Burlington fourteen ohs

988
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 2: at fifty one eleven New Street on April twelfth, when

989
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:14,880
Speaker 2: women allegedly stole cheese wheels with the total value of

990
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:18,879
Speaker 2: five hundred and eighty dollars and eighty cents a week.

991
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 1: Whoa, that's a cheese wheel worth two hundred and fifty

992
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,440
Speaker 1: dollars each and they both got one I.

993
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:27,440
Speaker 4: Mean that's a supermarket sweep level. Yes, run grab the

994
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:29,279
Speaker 4: cheese wheel. It's gonna be two fifty.

995
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 2: Right away. Oh absolutely yeah. Cheese. Yeah, it was grind coffee.

996
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 2: Grab those hams, grab those salmons. But the cheese, the

997
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:43,360
Speaker 2: cheese was expensive. A week earlier, Halton Regional Police believe

998
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:47,480
Speaker 2: the same woman struck the same store and stole six

999
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 2: wheels of cheese valued at over eight hundred dollars.

1000
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 1: The same great So they stole them, apparently cashed them,

1001
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 1: sold them somewhere because they're now we.

1002
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:02,920
Speaker 4: Know, yes, that much cheese.

1003
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:05,360
Speaker 1: There's a cheese fence in this town.

1004
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:09,799
Speaker 2: There's a cheese fence in Burlington, Vermont. Police say the

1005
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 2: women returned to the same Burlington Longos on the next

1006
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:16,799
Speaker 2: day at seven, but this time employees recognized them and

1007
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 2: followed them around the store. They left the next day.

1008
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 4: Is pretty rookie.

1009
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:24,279
Speaker 2: They're getting cavalier. They can still smell the cheese on

1010
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 2: yet that moore. But that same day, the two women

1011
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 2: entered a different Long Goes and stole a wheel of

1012
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:34,280
Speaker 2: cheese valued at one hundred and eighty dollars and walked

1013
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 2: out with it.

1014
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 1: No way they so they did do it. So they

1015
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 1: got followed. They were like aboard aboard, and they just

1016
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:42,880
Speaker 1: went to another logos and still stole another wheel of cheese.

1017
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:49,720
Speaker 2: You got it. I love it. And then Melindo Olineac says,

1018
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:54,359
Speaker 2: this is getting ridiculous. She's a regular shopper at Fourtino's

1019
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:56,319
Speaker 2: and she said she was in the store when the

1020
00:49:56,320 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 2: first first theft occurred. Police just have to catch these two.

1021
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 2: Police are working on the notion the pair could have

1022
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 2: for stealing the cheese. It possibly might be a mother

1023
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 2: daughter duo, but officers have yet to confirm it. Quote

1024
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 2: they just basically drove from one store to the other store.

1025
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 2: But we got photos of them at the second store,

1026
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 2: and they do we'll post on the Instagram. They have

1027
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:22,400
Speaker 2: very clear photo these if they haven't been taken down

1028
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:25,080
Speaker 2: since they bro I bet they got these cheese grabbers.

1029
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:29,320
Speaker 1: Tell me that they are holding cheese wheels in the photo.

1030
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 2: In the photo, it's the one where they were getting

1031
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,239
Speaker 2: followed around and they left. I wish it was I

1032
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 2: wish it was like under their shirts, just like Giant.

1033
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,680
Speaker 1: I do you imagine them holding it high above their

1034
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 1: head to like keep it to sneak out.

1035
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:45,399
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, nothing to see here just baby stroller full

1036
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:49,879
Speaker 2: of cheese. Asked what he thought the thieves might do

1037
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:55,040
Speaker 2: with all that cheese they have it as Constable Okay

1038
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:59,880
Speaker 2: Naresh Dabis of the police department said, obviously they're not

1039
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:03,080
Speaker 2: going to be eating all of that themselves. He figured

1040
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:06,320
Speaker 2: it was likely sold to restaurants through the back door.

1041
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:08,240
Speaker 4: Oh that's smart.

1042
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 1: I had another idea. If they have an entire cheese car,

1043
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:15,080
Speaker 1: they might need cheese wheels for there you go, and

1044
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 1: cheese drive a steering wheel. So that's five. Right there.

1045
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 4: You're gonna need a bunch.

1046
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:21,800
Speaker 1: You're gonna need a bunch, one for the spear and

1047
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:22,240
Speaker 1: the bear.

1048
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:23,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, there you go.

1049
00:51:23,719 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 2: Oh good six.

1050
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:29,480
Speaker 4: When we were saying women love cheese, you're joking, it

1051
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 4: made me think about this. I follow this like lifestyle blog,

1052
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:35,760
Speaker 4: I guess you would say, and it's I've been following

1053
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:40,799
Speaker 4: it for like maybe twelve years, and I just now

1054
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:42,800
Speaker 4: I check in a little more randomly because it's gotten

1055
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 4: really repetitive and like corporate, because the woman kind of

1056
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:48,880
Speaker 4: ended up getting a lot of sponsors and she has

1057
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:51,200
Speaker 4: all these employees. It turned from being this kind of cute,

1058
00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:53,279
Speaker 4: like woman who lives in New York writing abut her

1059
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:55,600
Speaker 4: life to like now she's just doing sponsored posts all

1060
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:55,879
Speaker 4: the time.

1061
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:56,759
Speaker 2: Uh bar.

1062
00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:00,799
Speaker 4: She often will do like these likely sort of like

1063
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:03,359
Speaker 4: Friday fun link things, and I swear to gout, it's

1064
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 4: like every week she's like, I'm obsessed with this stinky cheese.

1065
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:10,160
Speaker 4: It's like she talks about stinky cheese. It's like that's

1066
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:13,160
Speaker 4: like a something everyone really wants to read about, be

1067
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:15,320
Speaker 4: something that you need to bring out more than once,

1068
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:17,560
Speaker 4: Like she does it. She brings it up so much

1069
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,960
Speaker 4: that I'm like, she has nothing going on. She yes,

1070
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:23,240
Speaker 4: and I love to have a big hunk of stinky

1071
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:25,560
Speaker 4: cheese out of her. I'm like, fuck off.

1072
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:30,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, cheese isn't a personality, unfortunately, but I remember that too.

1073
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:32,920
Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys have ever had this,

1074
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:35,879
Speaker 2: but if you're friends with a picky eater and then

1075
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:39,440
Speaker 2: they find something that they like that's slightly different and

1076
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:41,359
Speaker 2: then they just order it and talk about it all

1077
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:42,840
Speaker 2: the time. Krick did we talk about this before on

1078
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 2: the pod. But it's like like you'll have friends that

1079
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:49,000
Speaker 2: just eat mac and cheese every single day or whatever,

1080
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:53,000
Speaker 2: and then they discover that they like calamari or they

1081
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 2: like and then it's just like should we should get

1082
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:57,120
Speaker 2: klamari or guacamole And.

1083
00:52:57,040 --> 00:53:00,920
Speaker 5: They're like, oh, I love And you're like, this doesn't

1084
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:03,160
Speaker 5: make you that interesting that you like a thing that

1085
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 5: is literally also on the kids menu. But picky eaters

1086
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:09,080
Speaker 5: do that, So I think this woman hates all food

1087
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 5: and then she likes Humboldt fog, stinky cheese.

1088
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:13,839
Speaker 2: And this things.

1089
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:18,440
Speaker 4: It's like super interesting. Like I'm a I'm a gal

1090
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:20,840
Speaker 4: in the city and I like a stinky cheese and

1091
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:22,239
Speaker 4: a dark red.

1092
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:25,240
Speaker 2: Yes, and or there are people that don't like drinking,

1093
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Speaker 2: like I bartended, and like there are people that come

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00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 2: in that clearly hated the taste of all alcohol. And

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00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:33,239
Speaker 2: I noticed they would always order annoying things to make,

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Speaker 2: Like the not annoying would be a dark and stormy,

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Speaker 2: which is fine if you order dark and stormy, I

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00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:40,839
Speaker 2: don't think rum and ginger all ginger beer, it's very good.

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Speaker 2: But they would always drink like that, like half guinness

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00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:47,279
Speaker 2: half cider. They would always be like, oh, let me,

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00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:50,480
Speaker 2: and you're like, I have to hold a spoon over

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Speaker 2: this pint, glassy asshole, like just order a beer. Order

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Speaker 2: one of the other.

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Speaker 1: My brothers go to thing because he does not like

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Speaker 1: the taste of alcohol. Was always and we were like

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00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:03,799
Speaker 1: he was twenty one and I was like twenty three

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00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 1: living in New York City, and we would go out

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00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:08,600
Speaker 1: to have some drinks and he would order just a

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00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:10,280
Speaker 1: malibu and pineapple juice.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was his favorite drink.

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00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:19,279
Speaker 1: He would get like a couple malibu and pineapples.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, you can feel the headache coming in real time.

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00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 1: A mile away. All right, we got one last story

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Speaker 1: to send us.

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Speaker 2: Home quick one. Thanks again, Lauren. It's been a pleasure

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Speaker 2: having on this one.

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00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:34,479
Speaker 1: Since we only have a three minutes here, I'm doing

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Speaker 1: this one. I've been holding on to it for a while.

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00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 1: I cannot sent this in because it this is but

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Speaker 1: this is one. This from the Darwin Awards podcast. Actually

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00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:49,920
Speaker 1: oh cool, uh of course from Russia again. Man finds

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00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:53,520
Speaker 1: a drink and a landfill, brings it home, drinks it.

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Speaker 3: That is the title.

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Speaker 1: This is from ver verken ned Divinski District, Russia.

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Speaker 2: Failed it Perfect.

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Speaker 1: October twenty fourth, twenty twenty was when this happened was

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00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:11,560
Speaker 1: on the their podcast. November third, twenty twenty. A man

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Speaker 1: who found a five liter canister of what he presumed

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00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:16,640
Speaker 1: was alcohol brought the drink home to his wife last

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00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:20,839
Speaker 1: week in the Verkndensky Gee district of Russia. The drink

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00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:23,239
Speaker 1: reportedly smelled like alcohol, and the couple thought it would

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00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:25,520
Speaker 1: be fine to drink. The following day, however, they began

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00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:27,400
Speaker 1: to feel ill and their son then called to have

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Speaker 1: them taken to the hospital. After being at the hospital

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Speaker 1: for one day, the couple died.

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Speaker 4: What was in there oh.

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00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:39,040
Speaker 1: An investigational group has taken the unknown substance for testing

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00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:40,719
Speaker 1: in order to see what caused the death of the

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00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:44,959
Speaker 1: sixty year old couple. Wells are also being questioned what.

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00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:47,480
Speaker 4: Is wrong with them? And so I guess they're dead,

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00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:51,120
Speaker 4: So I guess I can't really say dunk. It's just

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00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:53,759
Speaker 4: you find a bottle and you have to drink it,

1143
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:56,880
Speaker 4: like you can buy anything. It's like you can't buy it,

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00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:58,359
Speaker 4: then you just wait till you can.

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00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:03,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, fucking The photograph of it is a

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00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:07,040
Speaker 1: hyper upsetting. It is a five liter gallon contader. It's

1147
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:09,640
Speaker 1: all like scuffed up plastic and then at the bottom

1148
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 1: is just what color is it? That's right, it's brown.

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00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 1: It's just brown liquid, like the lick, the color that

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00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:18,960
Speaker 1: you would that your brain says, this is not a

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00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:20,400
Speaker 1: drink for this death.

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00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,359
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, man, well I.

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00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:25,640
Speaker 4: Was picturing like a cool metal bottle where it kind

1154
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:29,240
Speaker 4: of felt like mysterious pirate level or something.

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00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:35,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, nope, not at all. Yeah, they just rolled the dice.

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00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:37,279
Speaker 1: They they probably live their life that way. You know,

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00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 1: they probably had an amazing life until that because they

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00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:42,040
Speaker 1: were taking these kinds of risks.

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00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:45,719
Speaker 4: All that was just a regular day for them.

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00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:50,480
Speaker 3: I found this drink into garbage. You want to do it?

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00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:50,839
Speaker 1: Yeah?

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00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:54,879
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm Russian. Let's do this. Let's

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00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 2: party it happens, Lauren.

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00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 1: What would you like to plug? Anything? Anything?

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00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 4: I would like to plug. I have a podcast called

1166
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:07,560
Speaker 4: Freedom with Scott Ackerman and Paula Tompkins where we tell

1167
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 4: stories and play games. It's very fun and you can

1168
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,440
Speaker 4: get that wherever you listen to podcasts. And then I

1169
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:15,799
Speaker 4: have a Patreon, Patreon dot com slash lobcuss where I'm

1170
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 4: doing improv podcasts and watch alongs to movies. And you know,

1171
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:22,919
Speaker 4: I did a whole series about the Babysitters Club TV

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00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:23,760
Speaker 4: show on Netflix.

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00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:24,560
Speaker 2: Thank you Too.

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00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:27,000
Speaker 4: It's a very fun, tay, so check it out. And

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00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:27,439
Speaker 4: that's it.

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00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:28,600
Speaker 3: Thank you so.

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Speaker 1: Much for being here.

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00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:31,320
Speaker 4: Thanks for having me. It was very fun.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Bananas, Bananas.

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00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:43,000
Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Produced and engineered by Katie Levine.

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00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:46,600
Speaker 2: Theme music by Kahan.

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00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 1: And all of our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:51,760
Speaker 2: You can follow us on Instagram at the Bananas Podcast,

1185
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:53,960
Speaker 2: where we post stories every day and things that we

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00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,440
Speaker 2: don't cover on the podcast.

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