Speaker 1: Right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2: What you got for his nest? Well, I'm going deep,
Speaker 2: deep deep deep deep prank cover, deep prank cover right here.
Speaker 2: Let me see here. Yeah, I'm down in the prank
Speaker 2: called archives here. I'm way down deep in now deep.
Speaker 2: Well show you this right here is I left my
Speaker 2: medicine in your house. I left my medicine in your house.
Speaker 2: Now listen, listen, don't don't. The thing is is that
Speaker 2: my medicine fell out of my pocket. And now that's
Speaker 2: what's important. I ain't got no more refills. I ain't
Speaker 2: got no more refills. I got to get this medicine bag.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I left my medicine in your house. I
Speaker 2: hope you I just hope you see it in your
Speaker 2: heart to give me my medicine back.
Speaker 1: That's you're going to jail.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, cat dog, if you don't mind, let's do
Speaker 2: this thing. Man, I left my medicine in your out.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, I said to Clarence. Yeah this s it
Speaker 1: was just Clarien. Uh hey, my name is Sherman. Dog.
Speaker 1: Your house is the one that uh got broke into
Speaker 1: last week?
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, man, just waiting on the police to get
Speaker 3: back with me Tim if they found these people or not. Man,
Speaker 3: So now hold on, what's your name again?
Speaker 1: Of shem sman?
Speaker 3: Themm? How you here about it?
Speaker 1: Oh? No, you know, I stayed a couple of streets,
Speaker 1: so everybody in the neighborhood kind of heard that y'all
Speaker 1: had got broken off. Damn. Man.
Speaker 3: Everybody been kind of kind of real good around here.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: It don't make no sense.
Speaker 1: Man. You go out here and work hard for stuff.
Speaker 3: And then you know, people just do your like this.
Speaker 1: Man. It just I'm just.
Speaker 3: Glad it wasn't nobody hurt.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: My wife and my son, they they alive, and that's
Speaker 3: you know, that's.
Speaker 1: The best thing. Man.
Speaker 3: So yeah, you know, trying not to cousin something like
Speaker 3: this happened. You know, I understand. Man, you stay a
Speaker 3: couple of streets.
Speaker 1: Over you say yeah, yeah, yeah, hey hey, let me
Speaker 1: let me let me say this to you. Man. I
Speaker 1: want to say, first of all, I hate what happened,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Yeah, And uh I do, man,
Speaker 1: you know, and I'm glad you're your family and stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I appreciated letter.
Speaker 1: Well hey, man, can I just can I just say
Speaker 1: this here? Man, uh, and I don't really know how
Speaker 1: to say it, but I was. I was with the
Speaker 1: two dudes that had broken there. I was with them
Speaker 1: when they did that.
Speaker 3: Okay you did you just say you was with them
Speaker 3: that broken my house? Oh so you broken my house?
Speaker 1: Saying no seeing see, that's why I'm see those claims.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm I'm calling you trying to tell you.
Speaker 1: I was trying to talk them out of it. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Well what the happened? Because they
Speaker 1: did this, I couldn't talk them out of it. But
Speaker 1: you know I was what I was in there taking nothing.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, well who was in the tation did?
Speaker 1: But I can't I can't be doing I can't do that.
Speaker 1: I can't see I ain't trying to get in the
Speaker 1: middle of that.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, you can't do that.
Speaker 1: You just called my stamp phone.
Speaker 3: Oh you can tell me who broke in? He you
Speaker 3: was one of the you was worning with you?
Speaker 1: That? That ain't that. That ain't even the reason why
Speaker 1: I called man.
Speaker 3: I don't give a damn what the reason you called me.
Speaker 3: You called me broken? Who who was with you who
Speaker 3: was with you?
Speaker 1: Man, I'm matter of fact, what street you stay on
Speaker 1: the Let me say this to you, man, This reason
Speaker 1: why I called. And when we was in there and
Speaker 1: then they started screaming and hollering at each other and
Speaker 1: then saying we got to hear him get out. You know,
Speaker 1: like I say, I was in there trying to talk
Speaker 1: them out of that.
Speaker 3: I don't give it. If you tried to talk them
Speaker 3: into it, you broke into my broken mouse, you got.
Speaker 1: My danceing to call me? Okay, but listen, man, listen, listen,
Speaker 1: listen to me, man.
Speaker 3: I'm listening to you for me.
Speaker 1: While I was in there, man, and and you know
Speaker 1: they was we was getting out of there in a hurry.
Speaker 1: I actually left. I my uh my pills fell out
Speaker 1: my pocket, my bottle of pills and my medicine. And
Speaker 1: I don't I don't got no more refills on it, man,
Speaker 1: And I need my medicine. That's why I'm calling you
Speaker 1: to see if you don't mind me coming back over
Speaker 1: there to get my pee. Don't give a.
Speaker 3: About your medicine. Look who gives us? I tell you
Speaker 3: what I tell you. I can ask me about some medicine. God,
Speaker 3: I was just caught up in a bad situation. Man,
Speaker 3: I swear to God, if I see you over, I
Speaker 3: swear to God, I'm gonna beat your ass.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat your You better be glad. Sure I
Speaker 1: wasn't at my house. Man. Listen, man, I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to get you. Have no problems with nobody. I just
Speaker 1: need my medicine. Man, your medicine. You got problems with me,
Speaker 1: but I don't have no more refills on that medicine.
Speaker 1: I need my medicine. I'll get sick. I tell you what,
Speaker 1: I tell you what.
Speaker 3: Come, Come get your medicine. You know exactly where I said.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to get the front door open. You
Speaker 3: ain't got the break in this time. Come get your
Speaker 3: some medicine. I said, what a god gonna need more
Speaker 3: than just that some medicine. I'm gonna put some on
Speaker 3: your I said, why are you down and out on me?
Speaker 1: Man? And I'm the one that was in there trying
Speaker 1: to talk him out of it. He was with them
Speaker 1: because that's the point.
Speaker 3: That's much bring them to tell them to help you.
Speaker 3: Come get your medicine.
Speaker 1: So all I want to do is get my medicine
Speaker 1: and be through with this. That's all I'm trying to
Speaker 1: say to you. I ain't trying to start no trouble
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 3: Start no trouble. You gonna catch the luck. Come out.
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 3: I tell you what I all this?
Speaker 1: You know, I tell you what.
Speaker 3: Come get the medicine. Come come, come, get the medicine
Speaker 3: right now. I'm in what street you stay on, I
Speaker 3: bring it to you.
Speaker 1: Man. I'm not finna go back and forth arguing with you. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm finna come over there and get my medicine. And man,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be through with each other. You ain't got
Speaker 1: to go back and forth.
Speaker 3: I tell you what. Come on over here, get your
Speaker 3: some medicine right now. This Even if you're gonna need
Speaker 3: some more medicine, they gonna come breaking.
Speaker 1: I get some houses.
Speaker 3: You both can't tell my I.
Speaker 1: Take care of my wife and my kids in this house.
Speaker 1: I understand that. And I would not be back in
Speaker 1: your house after I get my medicine. I'm gonna cause
Speaker 1: you hollering at no.
Speaker 3: I tell you what you no, no, no, no, you
Speaker 3: ain't gonna be back.
Speaker 1: In my house after you get your mess. You're gonna
Speaker 1: have a permanent new resides.
Speaker 3: I swear to God, you're gonna be living in the cemetery.
Speaker 1: I got one little fan. I'm ned before I get
Speaker 1: over there. You listen the man say that on your
Speaker 1: way over here. I'm going. I'm on my way now.
Speaker 1: I want my fan.
Speaker 3: I need to say, she would say, to say it.
Speaker 1: This is that's must you tamently from the Steel Hobby
Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pray by your sister. Bring hello?
Speaker 1: Who the is this? Hey man, hey class, this nephew
Speaker 1: telling me man from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. Your
Speaker 1: sister breed got me the pro Thank you man.
Speaker 3: Boy you you oh you say too so much.
Speaker 1: I don't believe this. Tell me, she said, Man, they
Speaker 1: broke in my brother house. He needs spirits. Himpers, he says,
Speaker 1: come on calling me get it. You know what.
Speaker 3: You damned that had you a well whooped as Oh man,
Speaker 3: what y'all wrong for?
Speaker 1: This is? Oh man? Oh man? Man? What is what
Speaker 1: is the baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 3: It is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Listen bro ay
Speaker 3: and if the that that both in my house is listening, Uh,
Speaker 3: you can come back over here. If you left your medicine,
Speaker 3: Come on come back and get it. I'm at home
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 1: Everybody listening, then come on back over there now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right right now, bring your.
Speaker 1: Why y'all wrong for that?
Speaker 3: Nephew?
Speaker 1: Tell me.
Speaker 2: You can't beat the stupid I delivered.
Speaker 1: Tell you.
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to tell you. I'm trying to tell you, man.
Speaker 3: But you can't a beat down if you keep on.
Speaker 2: All right, it's all right, it's all right. You know
Speaker 2: that's been gonna happen for twenty years. Somebody gonna chomp
Speaker 2: on time. We're gonna see Saturday, December twenty eight, the
Speaker 2: Nephew is coming to town. That is Washington, d C.
Speaker 2: It's New Year's Comedy Jam. But my uncle say it's
Speaker 2: three days before New Year's that's December twenty eight.
Speaker 1: Alright.
Speaker 2: You got Tony Roberts, you got Lance Woods, Bruce in
Speaker 2: the building, Red Grant lou Nail hosted by Yours Trulead
Speaker 2: Nephew tim Me at Dog Constitution Hall. Tickets are available
Speaker 2: right now on all Ticketmaster outlets. I will see you
Speaker 2: in d C, laying in the cut. Oh what did
Speaker 2: I tell y'all? Milwaukee the Nephew was coming m LK
Speaker 2: weekend to the m Pride Friday, Saturday Sunday tickets on
Speaker 2: sale right now. Ignorance is on the way. I ain't
Speaker 2: never done comedy in Milwaukee, but I bet I'm about
Speaker 2: to do it now. MLK Weekend, we're gonna set this
Speaker 2: thing on.
Speaker 1: Five fun back