WEBVTT - I Left My Medicine - 12.24.24

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

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<v Speaker 2>What you got for his nest? Well, I'm going deep,

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<v Speaker 2>deep deep deep deep prank cover, deep prank cover right here.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me see here. Yeah, I'm down in the prank

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<v Speaker 2>called archives here. I'm way down deep in now deep.

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<v Speaker 2>Well show you this right here is I left my

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<v Speaker 2>medicine in your house. I left my medicine in your house.

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<v Speaker 2>Now listen, listen, don't don't. The thing is is that

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<v Speaker 2>my medicine fell out of my pocket. And now that's

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<v Speaker 2>what's important. I ain't got no more refills. I ain't

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<v Speaker 2>got no more refills. I got to get this medicine bag.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, I left my medicine in your house. I

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<v Speaker 2>hope you I just hope you see it in your

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<v Speaker 2>heart to give me my medicine back.

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<v Speaker 1>That's you're going to jail.

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<v Speaker 2>Go ahead, cat dog, if you don't mind, let's do

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<v Speaker 2>this thing. Man, I left my medicine in your out.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hello, I said to Clarence. Yeah this s it

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<v Speaker 1>was just Clarien. Uh hey, my name is Sherman. Dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Your house is the one that uh got broke into

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<v Speaker 1>last week?

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<v Speaker 3>Right, yeah, man, just waiting on the police to get

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<v Speaker 3>back with me Tim if they found these people or not. Man,

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<v Speaker 3>So now hold on, what's your name again?

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<v Speaker 1>Of shem sman?

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<v Speaker 3>Themm? How you here about it?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? No, you know, I stayed a couple of streets,

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<v Speaker 1>so everybody in the neighborhood kind of heard that y'all

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<v Speaker 1>had got broken off. Damn. Man.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody been kind of kind of real good around here.

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<v Speaker 1>Man.

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<v Speaker 3>It don't make no sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Man. You go out here and work hard for stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>And then you know, people just do your like this.

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<v Speaker 1>Man. It just I'm just.

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<v Speaker 3>Glad it wasn't nobody hurt.

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<v Speaker 1>Man.

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<v Speaker 3>My wife and my son, they they alive, and that's

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<v Speaker 3>you know, that's.

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<v Speaker 1>The best thing. Man.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, you know, trying not to cousin something like

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<v Speaker 3>this happened. You know, I understand. Man, you stay a

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<v Speaker 3>couple of streets.

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<v Speaker 1>Over you say yeah, yeah, yeah, hey hey, let me

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<v Speaker 1>let me let me say this to you. Man. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to say, first of all, I hate what happened,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean? Yeah, And uh I do, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and I'm glad you're your family and stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I appreciated letter.

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<v Speaker 1>Well hey, man, can I just can I just say

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<v Speaker 1>this here? Man, uh, and I don't really know how

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<v Speaker 1>to say it, but I was. I was with the

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<v Speaker 1>two dudes that had broken there. I was with them

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<v Speaker 1>when they did that.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay you did you just say you was with them

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<v Speaker 3>that broken my house? Oh so you broken my house?

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<v Speaker 1>Saying no seeing see, that's why I'm see those claims.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm I'm calling you trying to tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to talk them out of it. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what I'm saying, Well what the happened? Because they

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<v Speaker 1>did this, I couldn't talk them out of it. But

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<v Speaker 1>you know I was what I was in there taking nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, okay, well who was in the tation did?

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<v Speaker 1>But I can't I can't be doing I can't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't see I ain't trying to get in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of that.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, you can't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>You just called my stamp phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you can tell me who broke in? He you

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<v Speaker 3>was one of the you was worning with you?

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<v Speaker 1>That? That ain't that. That ain't even the reason why

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<v Speaker 1>I called man.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't give a damn what the reason you called me.

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<v Speaker 3>You called me broken? Who who was with you who

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<v Speaker 3>was with you?

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<v Speaker 1>Man, I'm matter of fact, what street you stay on

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<v Speaker 1>the Let me say this to you, man, This reason

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<v Speaker 1>why I called. And when we was in there and

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<v Speaker 1>then they started screaming and hollering at each other and

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<v Speaker 1>then saying we got to hear him get out. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>like I say, I was in there trying to talk

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<v Speaker 1>them out of that.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't give it. If you tried to talk them

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<v Speaker 3>into it, you broke into my broken mouse, you got.

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<v Speaker 1>My danceing to call me? Okay, but listen, man, listen, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>listen to me, man.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm listening to you for me.

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<v Speaker 1>While I was in there, man, and and you know

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<v Speaker 1>they was we was getting out of there in a hurry.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually left. I my uh my pills fell out

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<v Speaker 1>my pocket, my bottle of pills and my medicine. And

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't got no more refills on it, man,

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<v Speaker 1>And I need my medicine. That's why I'm calling you

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<v Speaker 1>to see if you don't mind me coming back over

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<v Speaker 1>there to get my pee. Don't give a.

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<v Speaker 3>About your medicine. Look who gives us? I tell you

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<v Speaker 3>what I tell you. I can ask me about some medicine. God,

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<v Speaker 3>I was just caught up in a bad situation. Man,

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<v Speaker 3>I swear to God, if I see you over, I

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<v Speaker 3>swear to God, I'm gonna beat your ass.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna beat your You better be glad. Sure I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't at my house. Man. Listen, man, I'm not trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get you. Have no problems with nobody. I just

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<v Speaker 1>need my medicine. Man, your medicine. You got problems with me,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't have no more refills on that medicine.

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<v Speaker 1>I need my medicine. I'll get sick. I tell you what,

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you what.

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<v Speaker 3>Come, Come get your medicine. You know exactly where I said.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna have to get the front door open. You

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<v Speaker 3>ain't got the break in this time. Come get your

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<v Speaker 3>some medicine. I said, what a god gonna need more

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<v Speaker 3>than just that some medicine. I'm gonna put some on

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<v Speaker 3>your I said, why are you down and out on me?

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<v Speaker 1>Man? And I'm the one that was in there trying

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<v Speaker 1>to talk him out of it. He was with them

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<v Speaker 1>because that's the point.

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<v Speaker 3>That's much bring them to tell them to help you.

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<v Speaker 3>Come get your medicine.

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<v Speaker 1>So all I want to do is get my medicine

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<v Speaker 1>and be through with this. That's all I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>say to you. I ain't trying to start no trouble

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<v Speaker 1>with you.

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<v Speaker 3>Start no trouble. You gonna catch the luck. Come out.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what.

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<v Speaker 3>I tell you what I all this?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I tell you what.

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<v Speaker 3>Come get the medicine. Come come, come, get the medicine

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<v Speaker 3>right now. I'm in what street you stay on, I

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<v Speaker 3>bring it to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Man. I'm not finna go back and forth arguing with you. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm finna come over there and get my medicine. And man,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna be through with each other. You ain't got

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<v Speaker 1>to go back and forth.

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<v Speaker 3>I tell you what. Come on over here, get your

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<v Speaker 3>some medicine right now. This Even if you're gonna need

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<v Speaker 3>some more medicine, they gonna come breaking.

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<v Speaker 1>I get some houses.

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<v Speaker 3>You both can't tell my I.

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<v Speaker 1>Take care of my wife and my kids in this house.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand that. And I would not be back in

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<v Speaker 1>your house after I get my medicine. I'm gonna cause

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<v Speaker 1>you hollering at no.

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<v Speaker 3>I tell you what you no, no, no, no, you

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<v Speaker 3>ain't gonna be back.

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<v Speaker 1>In my house after you get your mess. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have a permanent new resides.

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<v Speaker 3>I swear to God, you're gonna be living in the cemetery.

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<v Speaker 1>I got one little fan. I'm ned before I get

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<v Speaker 1>over there. You listen the man say that on your

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<v Speaker 1>way over here. I'm going. I'm on my way now.

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<v Speaker 1>I want my fan.

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<v Speaker 3>I need to say, she would say, to say it.

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<v Speaker 1>This is that's must you tamently from the Steel Hobby

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show. You just got pray by your sister. Bring hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Who the is this? Hey man, hey class, this nephew

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<v Speaker 1>telling me man from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. Your

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<v Speaker 1>sister breed got me the pro Thank you man.

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<v Speaker 3>Boy you you oh you say too so much.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't believe this. Tell me, she said, Man, they

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<v Speaker 1>broke in my brother house. He needs spirits. Himpers, he says,

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<v Speaker 1>come on calling me get it. You know what.

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<v Speaker 3>You damned that had you a well whooped as Oh man,

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<v Speaker 3>what y'all wrong for?

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<v Speaker 1>This is? Oh man? Oh man? Man? What is what

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<v Speaker 1>is the baddest radio show in the land?

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<v Speaker 3>It is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Listen bro ay

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<v Speaker 3>and if the that that both in my house is listening, Uh,

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<v Speaker 3>you can come back over here. If you left your medicine,

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<v Speaker 3>Come on come back and get it. I'm at home

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<v Speaker 3>right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody listening, then come on back over there now.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, right right now, bring your.

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<v Speaker 1>Why y'all wrong for that?

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<v Speaker 3>Nephew?

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't beat the stupid I delivered.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just trying to tell you. I'm trying to tell you, man.

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<v Speaker 3>But you can't a beat down if you keep on.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, it's all right, it's all right. You know

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<v Speaker 2>that's been gonna happen for twenty years. Somebody gonna chomp

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<v Speaker 2>on time. We're gonna see Saturday, December twenty eight, the

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<v Speaker 2>Nephew is coming to town. That is Washington, d C.

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<v Speaker 2>It's New Year's Comedy Jam. But my uncle say it's

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<v Speaker 2>three days before New Year's that's December twenty eight.

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<v Speaker 1>Alright.

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<v Speaker 2>You got Tony Roberts, you got Lance Woods, Bruce in

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<v Speaker 2>the building, Red Grant lou Nail hosted by Yours Trulead

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<v Speaker 2>Nephew tim Me at Dog Constitution Hall. Tickets are available

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<v Speaker 2>right now on all Ticketmaster outlets. I will see you

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<v Speaker 2>in d C, laying in the cut. Oh what did

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<v Speaker 2>I tell y'all? Milwaukee the Nephew was coming m LK

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<v Speaker 2>weekend to the m Pride Friday, Saturday Sunday tickets on

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<v Speaker 2>sale right now. Ignorance is on the way. I ain't

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<v Speaker 2>never done comedy in Milwaukee, but I bet I'm about

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<v Speaker 2>to do it now. MLK Weekend, we're gonna set this

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<v Speaker 2>thing on.

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<v Speaker 1>Five fun back