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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of trend

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Speaker 1: In two point oh or ur Threenden two point oh,

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Speaker 1: a reference to m threegan two point oh. So many

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Speaker 1: numbers in that title. The new Meghan movie.

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Speaker 2: I can't wait to get out?

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Speaker 1: It's that first movie was fun as hell. Man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you can take our d I away, but you

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Speaker 2: can't take away May.

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Speaker 1: Three can take them three get away. That's right. My

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Speaker 1: name is Jack O'Brien. That is I tried. I tried

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Speaker 1: to say normally, but I cursed.

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Speaker 2: You can't say my name normally.

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Speaker 1: You're talking before we start recording. I have an inability

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Speaker 1: to just win. Even when she just joins the record,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, how's it going?

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Speaker 2: When I see him in the club?

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Speaker 1: In the club, I say.

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Speaker 3: The club, it's like how your parents like your host?

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Speaker 3: How are you your musical host?

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Speaker 1: In your musical host? I'm reading the Lorne Michael's biography.

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Speaker 2: Oh does it is the audiobook? Like in his voice,

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Speaker 2: I guess it's not an autobiography.

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Speaker 1: It's just I think it's the author who's reading it.

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Speaker 1: But uh, it's solid.

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Speaker 2: His voice would have been too distracting.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and like they so I like I'm also reading

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Speaker 1: and listening to, uh the wind up Berg Chronicles, and

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Speaker 1: like the person's reading that one is like really going

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Speaker 1: for it on the voices, and it's too much. It's

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Speaker 1: just too much like the Lauren Michael's one, and the

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Speaker 1: person's just like they like subtly changed their voice for

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Speaker 1: like Lorne Michael, like when Lorne Michaels was speaking, but

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Speaker 1: they try and like do a voice. It's too much.

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Speaker 1: It's just like I can I get it, Like you

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Speaker 1: don't need to fucking like, I don't want this to

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Speaker 1: be on your acting.

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Speaker 2: Reel too much backstory, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but anyways, loving the wind up Ury Chronicles.

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Speaker 1: By the way, that was recommended by one of our

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Speaker 1: guests right before I went on vacation. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I need a good vacation read and that was a

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Speaker 1: good one. I will remember who recommended it by the

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Speaker 1: end of this episode. But first we have to get

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Speaker 1: to what is trending right now, paulave we are I

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Speaker 1: don't know what's happening, Like we are a fucking technological

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Speaker 1: miracle right now because zoom. We're recording this over zoom,

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Speaker 1: but there is a zoom outage that has swept for

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Speaker 1: the land, right, Yeah, that's right. If there's this is

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Speaker 1: indeed a sync track, but it's Zoom has been down

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Speaker 1: since noon Eastern time, and we started recording this like

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Speaker 1: right before that, or we got on Zoom right before that,

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Speaker 1: and so we I think we got like grandfathered in

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Speaker 1: and then Zoom crashed and so nobody can join this call.

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Speaker 2: We're just gonna keep it on for tomorrow too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's just going yeah.

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Speaker 2: If we don't know when it's gonna go.

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Speaker 1: Someone like friends in middle school in the early nineties,

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Speaker 1: just staying on the phone just being like, hey, we

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Speaker 1: are you doing, just like silently, but anyways, I don't

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I congratulations to those people who weren't

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Speaker 1: already on a call and they are just like fucking

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Speaker 1: off work today because Zoom is down.

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Speaker 2: Do you think Google meter, Skype did it?

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Speaker 1: Who do you think took him out? It's everything is

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Speaker 1: a game of Thrones behind the scenes with different brands. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but anyways, uh so we still have no proof of

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Speaker 1: life or release for Kilmar Armando Abregio Garcia. That the

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Speaker 1: words he's home were trending, I was like, oh shit,

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Speaker 1: finally and that was mega like saying he's home where

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Speaker 1: he belongs in this prison. A senator from Maryland has

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Speaker 1: arrived in El Salvador to look into it, but again

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Speaker 1: just to reiterate, Uh, he is an innocent person. The

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Speaker 1: government has admitted he's innocent. The Trump administrations admitted they're

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Speaker 1: refusing to correct their mistake.

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Speaker 2: But like, that's shit, it's not a mistake.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's pretty radio like. It kind of

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Speaker 1: makes sense with mega policies, like Trump wants there to

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Speaker 1: be crime committed by immigrants to bolster his case that

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Speaker 1: immigrants are criminals and scary. He doesn't want innocent, tax

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Speaker 1: paying immigrants in America because that undermines his case. Individualist,

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Speaker 1: he never wants to admit he's wrong about anything ever.

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Speaker 2: So individualism is such a fucking disease. Like like I

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Speaker 2: never understood people who were in mar who had marginalized backgrounds,

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Speaker 2: like supporting Trump. But like even now, the cognitive essonance

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Speaker 2: Like all of your brain power must be going to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, or like no, no, in my brain.

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Speaker 2: An innocent person. But not like me innocent, I'm different innocent.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh just yeah. It's purely like they're just like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, man, it's fucking crabs in a bucket

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Speaker 1: the fuck out of here. I'm not I'm not currently

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Speaker 1: in that prison, and therefore I'm gonna be on board

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Speaker 1: with this shit. Jesse Waters has an interesting theory where

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Speaker 1: he kind of he like kind of came on and

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Speaker 1: was like, this guy it was the this guy's no

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Speaker 1: angel thing that the media always does whenever a person

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Speaker 1: of color is like killed by the police. So in

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Speaker 1: this case, you know, this is the person again has

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Speaker 1: not been convicted of any crime. He's like, this guy

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Speaker 1: come to the ticket hearing for his you know, traffic stops,

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Speaker 1: which you know, of course, like those that system is

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Speaker 1: set up to fuck over people who are working class

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Speaker 2: At least their mothers talk to them, Jesse Waters. Okay,

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Speaker 2: at least their mothers aren't fucking horrified at the monster

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Speaker 2: they've created.

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Speaker 1: That's right. But he also makes the case that because

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Speaker 1: he wears a bull's hat. He is necessarily a member

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Speaker 1: of I think MS thirteen, and he specifically says, anybody,

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Speaker 1: you ask anybody in El Salvador what a bulls hat means. Dude,

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Speaker 1: come on, It's like, I don't know, have.

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Speaker 2: To last dance. That sounds like a threat exactly.

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Speaker 1: So I was in Guatemala a couple of years ago,

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Speaker 1: And I joined Mster team right now just for set

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Speaker 1: being in Guatemala. Yeah, and I was. There were a

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Speaker 1: surprising number of bulls hats, and but it was like

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Speaker 1: people in their sixties were wearing bulls, Like everybody was

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Speaker 1: wearing bulls hats. Like the bulls are very.

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Speaker 2: Popular, fucking conspiracy of Like that's why those Super Bowl

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Speaker 2: losers jerseys go to other countries, so that we can

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Speaker 2: find a reason to tie them all together, to claim

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Speaker 1: You know where else the bulls are really popular in

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Speaker 1: America because Michael, we are fucking ruled Goodbye Chicago.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a bunch of fucking terrorists.

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Speaker 1: Terrorists. Yeah, that means you're associating with Bin Laden. He

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Speaker 1: was also six six, just like Michael Jordan.

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Speaker 2: Goodbye Me in my childhood in Utah, who was an

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you must have been so popular.

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Speaker 2: I know. We put my brother and I we just

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you and I both thought I was

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Speaker 1: such a huge Bulls amazing. We were so I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's just never been anything like Michael Jordan. I truly

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Speaker 2: Like you know, I keep seeing reels of him just

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Speaker 2: that's why he's my hero.

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Speaker 1: I do have to say. Somebody just posted a clip

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Speaker 1: like is this your god? Like is this what you think?

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Speaker 1: just like more sophisticated in terms of the offense as

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Speaker 2: It gets better, shoot and body technology have also improved. No, exactly,

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Speaker 2: like those people are probably so sore.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like to me, it's the equivalent of like

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Speaker 2: Had Michael Jordan heard you call I think It's Politics

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Speaker 1: And I took that personally. But it's like all the

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Speaker 1: past game. Anyways, this is all to say Jesse Waters

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Speaker 1: the year that picture was taken, the Bulls had sixty losses.

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Speaker 1: They are the one, like, the one global, globally popular

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Speaker 1: Like that, It's like, what are you talking about? Like

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Speaker 1: Michael Jordan is still on that list.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because he's the inspiration for so many people that

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Speaker 2: and that marketable thing was Michael fucking Jordan. You know,

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Speaker 2: they're just like that. It's not so good, you know.

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Speaker 1: But anyways, Jesse Waters fucking moron, and uh, thinks that

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Speaker 1: if you wear a bull's hat that that's caused to

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Speaker 1: be sent to a prison.

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Speaker 2: Com I want to start wearing so many bulls hats

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Speaker 2: because of this. I'm just gonna start buying bulls hats,

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Speaker 2: hats on hats, hats on hats, on hat.

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Speaker 1: Sherlock Holmes with two you can Sherlock Holmes the hat

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Speaker 1: by doing one hat on top of the other hat,

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Speaker 1: front and back four. Way I used to do that

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Speaker 1: was not to brag, but I used to do that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's you're you were definitely in a gang.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't a gang anyway you looked at me. Let's

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Speaker 1: take a quick break and we'll be right back. And

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Speaker 1: we're back. And there's this new documentary called Social Studies.

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Speaker 1: Have you heard about that or I guess not new.

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Speaker 1: It was like it either came out last year or

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Speaker 1: that it's basically like it allows you it follows a

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Speaker 1: All right. One other story, Christy Nome is apparently catching

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Speaker 2: She is so funny. Yeah, so she's like so incompetent.

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Speaker 2: It does make me want to become a right wing

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Speaker 2: Just want to say sorry to all black people for

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Speaker 1: Anyways, Uh, those are some of the things that are trending.

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Speaker 1: Paul of you, Where can people find you? Follow you?

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Speaker 2: pm in the belly Room with my show Facial Recognition Comedy.

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Speaker 2: You can also find me in Dallas, Texas on May

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Speaker 1: Comedy Everybody, Sacina.

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Speaker 2: Christinome figuring it out. So please tell everyone to buy tickets.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Maybe that's what happened to his head. Christinome was she

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Speaker 1: thank you for joining. We are back tomorrow with the

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Speaker 1: whole last episode of the show. Until then, be kind

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Speaker 1: to each other, be kind to yourselves, get your vaccines

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Speaker 1: while you still can get your flu shots, don't do

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Speaker 1: nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk to you

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Speaker 1: all tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Bye, Miney