Speaker 1: What happened.
Speaker 2: Well, now I'm going to cut the video to this point.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so should I start the show. Yes, Oh,
Speaker 1: let's just start with this. It's really easy. This is
Speaker 1: serial Killers. It's episode one. I think we should do
Speaker 1: a Muppets intro.
Speaker 2: It's time to eat some cerials.
Speaker 1: Okay, stand by, We'll have Brody write it and it
Speaker 1: gonna be a fun one. Yes, yeah, but you'll cut
Speaker 1: it off after the first ten seconds. The most exciting show.
Speaker 2: It's a serial Killers podcast show.
Speaker 1: I always loved Beaker because you couldn't understand what he
Speaker 1: was saying. He could be saying anything. Yeah, welcome to
Speaker 1: serial Killers. It's Monday, June fourteenth, Andrew, it is flag day. Yay,
Speaker 1: it's flag day. Yeah, you got old glory hanging today?
Speaker 1: I do it at home. We've got one. Oh, it's
Speaker 1: over there right there. Yeah. Yeah, so we celebrate the
Speaker 1: flag today. And thank you Francis Scott Key for writing
Speaker 1: the star spangled banner. That was his name, right, was
Speaker 1: his name?
Speaker 2: I think so? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And Susan b. Anthony didn't she didn't she like knit it?
Speaker 2: Yeah something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I like her. Dollar coins.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dollar coins are fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they let her go in nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 1: You know they say, now it's saka Juwia. No, it
Speaker 1: is not, hasn't been Saka Juwiya in years. It is
Speaker 1: President's really, yes, presidents took over the gold coins and
Speaker 1: probably about two thousand and one or two thousand and two. Huh, yeah,
Speaker 1: Soka Juwia was around. Uh, probably I think two thousand
Speaker 1: ninety nine, two thousand and two thousand and one, and
Speaker 1: then it went to the President's series collection.
Speaker 2: Huh do you have them?
Speaker 1: I do. I have the little map with all the
Speaker 1: I bought. I have the whole quarters.
Speaker 2: Erechucker that buys in said infomercial get your coin.
Speaker 1: No, just I'm interested in coin collecting.
Speaker 2: I feel like there's not as many commercials like info.
Speaker 2: Like as a kid, I remember what, well, I guess, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it makes sense. I was going to go down the
Speaker 2: road of saying they don't do infomercials.
Speaker 1: Not like they used to call in now yeah, not
Speaker 1: like they don't need to because everything is online. But
Speaker 1: see I am I am a you know, we should
Speaker 1: save this for bull chat, okay, because I'm a strange
Speaker 1: currency collector end user. So we'll get into that in
Speaker 1: an upcoming episode of boll Chat. Or you might have
Speaker 1: heard it already because I'm so confused. Anyway, Welcome to
Speaker 1: Serial Killers toll free number. Just pay for shipping and handling.
Speaker 2: This twenty dollars purchase is yours for ten dollars and
Speaker 2: then you pay forty dollars in jipping.
Speaker 1: Oh can I order it on cod Yes? Yes, yes, okay.
Speaker 1: We have to welcome a new member, limited time offer.
Speaker 2: Get yours now?
Speaker 1: All right? We have to welcome a new member to
Speaker 1: the family. Not our family, but the CTC family. Andrew,
Speaker 1: what's CTC CEA.
Speaker 2: The crunch time children?
Speaker 1: Sin, I'm in toast crunch?
Speaker 2: Is that a jingle?
Speaker 1: You may have? No, you never heard that? No, the
Speaker 1: baker's at the end, Wendel Sin, I'm in toast crunch.
Speaker 1: That was their their jingle for years. Even when you
Speaker 1: sing it like that, it doesn't bring up any memories. Ah. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Welcome Dulce de leche toast crunch.
Speaker 2: I am so effing excited.
Speaker 1: It is dulce or dulce. What's the proper waye dulce? Right?
Speaker 1: Dulce de leche toast crunch? Oh?
Speaker 2: Can I also say that people who leave comments on
Speaker 2: the YouTube. I learned all about one of the ingredients
Speaker 2: that we did in I forget what zereal.
Speaker 1: Course you forget what cereal. But thank you listeners who
Speaker 1: leave comments on YouTube. I'm the one who responds. Not
Speaker 1: always no, you respond as yourself. Everyone knows it's you
Speaker 1: when you respond anyway, So welcome aboard carmel flavor, it
Speaker 1: says with other natural flavors. I wouldn't go caramel here,
Speaker 1: but just say caramel caramel flavors. Okay, yeah, with other
Speaker 1: natural flavors. It joins original cinnamon toast Crunch, chocolate toast crunch.
Speaker 1: He got both varieties of truros and the sugar cookie
Speaker 1: one makes its appearance around holiday time. And you know
Speaker 1: then French toast Crunch is still around somewhere, and they
Speaker 1: got all the bars and love French to remix and
Speaker 1: all that stuff.
Speaker 2: I feel like they are killing it lately. Everybody's loving them.
Speaker 2: Sell some cinnamon Toa's crunch.
Speaker 1: You know who's killing it. The cereal from the last
Speaker 1: episode that gives you cancer.
Speaker 2: True, I have had to talk to my doctor since
Speaker 2: eating it. Really whenever happens to shrimp tail guy dude
Speaker 2: that came.
Speaker 1: And went so fast because that guy was a lion
Speaker 1: sack of scam Yeah, scammer. Oh no, what's that Andrew?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's a rat tail. I'm gonna post
Speaker 1: a bet it on Twitter. I'm excited for this me too.
Speaker 1: I saw this a couple of months ago and I
Speaker 1: was like, huh, that could be interesting. Yeah, because I
Speaker 1: don't ever get the Dilce de leche ice cream.
Speaker 2: Me either, but when I do have it, it is
Speaker 2: always delicious.
Speaker 1: But the cake is lovely.
Speaker 2: Yes, my friend had Adultay to Lech a birthday cake
Speaker 2: because there's a great bakery in Jersey City I think
Speaker 2: actually just called Delta to Leche h. And it was
Speaker 2: such a good birthday cake, delicious.
Speaker 1: Ready one, two, three, Wow, that's great. You say gross,
Speaker 1: that's great.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm like am I in the Twilight?
Speaker 1: That's five balls?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Wow, Yeah, it's really good. This is delicious.
Speaker 1: I mean it's been a minute since I've had actual
Speaker 1: cinnamon toast crunch, but this is really delicious. It tastes
Speaker 1: like buttery. I don't know how to explain that. I
Speaker 1: feel that it's like buttery sweet. It's delicious. Five balls.
Speaker 1: There's definitely a hint of cinnamon. So it's the cinnamon
Speaker 1: toast crunch base yep, with a little I don't know,
Speaker 1: caramel powder on that. It's good. Not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: This may be a contend your contender for cereal of
Speaker 2: the year.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That might be pushing it. I think
Speaker 1: I think this is a dark horse candidate. Okay, that
Speaker 1: is he always pushing this enough and you might get
Speaker 1: get the best cereal.
Speaker 2: Nod.
Speaker 1: You better test that dark horse. Make sure it didn't
Speaker 1: do any you know. Oh, we're going back to the
Speaker 1: the what's his name drugs, marigold steel. What was the
Speaker 1: name of the horse? I just know the owner is
Speaker 1: that guy with the white hairs like sunglasses, owns like
Speaker 1: fifteen horses all pissed off. I feel like you would
Speaker 1: own a horse. I could see you owning a horse.
Speaker 1: I love horses. I really do you know what? Write
Speaker 1: this down for bol chat too, So we're gonna talk
Speaker 1: about strange currency, horses, horses, Okay, write it down.
Speaker 2: Listeners also gave us topics too.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, no, don't take my paper from there.
Speaker 2: I don't have a piece.
Speaker 1: Take little index cars that you have over by your
Speaker 1: mess over there, my mess.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my mess. Yeah, this has been your dumping ground
Speaker 2: since I've been gone.
Speaker 1: Everybody comes in here and dumps. All right, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go down to the cereal sack and get the second
Speaker 1: one for the episode. This one is a listener supplied
Speaker 1: Cereal Horses. You're gonna love it Andrew Horses Currency listener
Speaker 1: topics done. All right, So Alexis from way up in
Speaker 1: Binghamton sent this, Thank you. She sent us two. She
Speaker 1: sent us a peanut butter and jelly cereal which we
Speaker 1: just had, so we'll wait a little bit till we
Speaker 1: try that one. But she must have gone into Wegmans
Speaker 1: and this because we had mentioned it, I don't know,
Speaker 1: maybe a month or two or three ago, because I
Speaker 1: had seen it online. But you got it for us.
Speaker 1: You're ready, Andy, You's gonna taste probably just like cinnamon
Speaker 1: toa'st crunch snicker doodle corn crunch. I love snicker doodle
Speaker 1: cookies so much. It's food you feel good about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: from Wegmans sweetened corn cereal sprinkled with sugar and cinnamon,
Speaker 1: sugar and shitnet man because I almost said cinnamon first,
Speaker 1: so I had a backtrack there for a Can you
Speaker 1: just Sean Connery. It please, no cereals got sugar? And
Speaker 1: what was the other one sitnaman shitnaman schnicker doodle cereal.
Speaker 1: So they look like little cookie crisp.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, yeah right, interesting sheep. I'm already gonna give
Speaker 2: you some points for that.
Speaker 1: How many points is it getting, Andrew? You know I
Speaker 1: can't reveal the uh my calculations, but it's getting some points.
Speaker 2: They look like baby cookies.
Speaker 1: I just said they look like little cookie crisp. Did
Speaker 1: you hear that part? Yeah? I did, But like they
Speaker 1: look like baby snickerdoodles, Schnecker doodles. I don't know.
Speaker 2: They smell cinnamony Ooh you're not loving it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, you know what, you can't always
Speaker 1: tell by the smell.
Speaker 2: But up, up, up, I'm underwhelmed.
Speaker 1: Not yet. I got to conserve milk, Andrew. Today we
Speaker 1: are using one percent low fat Farmland fresh dairies. Yep,
Speaker 1: just a quart, that's all I got, Just a court
Speaker 1: because you know what you wind up wasting when I
Speaker 1: buy a big.
Speaker 2: True thank you? Is this only the second cereal?
Speaker 1: This is the second?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: Ready? One? Two? Three? Huh Okay, here's what I'm gonna say,
Speaker 1: I am underwhelmed my candle. Yeah, smells more cinnamony, more cinnamony.
Speaker 2: This is like I'm eating my candle. That's what I'm
Speaker 2: gonna say. Love the smell, don't like to eat.
Speaker 1: Look, it's not the worst thing in the world. I
Speaker 1: think if a big name brand cereal company made it,
Speaker 1: it probably would be a little bit better. No sense.
Speaker 2: Wagmens should be a cross between cinnamon toast crunch and
Speaker 2: OEt crisp. Yes, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: The cinnamon sugar washes off relatively quick, very quick, leaving
Speaker 1: it in the milk, which leaves for delicious milk. But
Speaker 1: the actual cereal itself, if you don't get to it
Speaker 1: pretty quick, it starts to get soggy and it's it's
Speaker 1: lost its flavor.
Speaker 2: Subpar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, what's par? What's a par cereal for you?
Speaker 1: I would say that all in pride cereal is subpar. No,
Speaker 1: but what's par like if the subpar means below par? Like,
Speaker 1: what's a par cereal for you? It's like a good
Speaker 1: middle of the road cereal or cinnamonyone good.
Speaker 2: So well, now you're getting really small.
Speaker 1: Saying you don't know cereal. So that's the thing.
Speaker 2: Well, I would have told you, but now I'm not.
Speaker 1: Okay, first I was gonna name a cereal and then
Speaker 1: you had to go and throw in some brain busters.
Speaker 1: That's fine, you just just hold that right there. I'm
Speaker 1: going to give this two bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 2: Agreed?
Speaker 1: Really? Eh?
Speaker 2: Noah, I do two bowls. Okay, it's not that good.
Speaker 2: But if you want a better cinnamon experience, you can't.
Speaker 1: Get them anymore. You can't get done. You got to
Speaker 1: like go in the black market them on eBay.
Speaker 2: Well, I'll hold on to this then.
Speaker 1: I mean, it is entirely possible that you could search
Speaker 1: wax Cabincandleco dot com and they may still have like
Speaker 1: one or two floating around. Yeah, but how do we
Speaker 1: do By the way, did we make millions of dollars?
Speaker 2: Millions?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So we're they upgrading to the Serial Killers podcast studios?
Speaker 1: Were they so good that they're now going to make
Speaker 1: like Fruity Loopy Maybe by the end of the year
Speaker 1: go crazy candles.
Speaker 2: I would say, maybe at the end of this year
Speaker 2: we may have some new candles coming out.
Speaker 1: I just made two great names, Coco Crazy and Fruity Loopy.
Speaker 2: Love it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those are going to be our two new candles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Christmas time.
Speaker 1: Well no, then it wouldn't have to be like christmasya stuff.
Speaker 2: Well, no holiday season. Sorry, sorry, I have to use
Speaker 2: the PC term holiday season.
Speaker 1: Stop it all right? Great? Should we move on to three? Andrew?
Speaker 1: What do you want to talk about? Horses and currency?
Speaker 1: Well that's a bull chat, as you would say. Oh
Speaker 1: so people are looking forward to that, coming away the cheese.
Speaker 1: It is all right, I'm going to go down to
Speaker 1: the cereals. Wait, except we have to hold the horses
Speaker 1: topic to the Oh my god, what week is this? No,
Speaker 1: just free, it doesn't matter. It's so confus using. We'll
Speaker 1: just do it and the people will say, oh, you
Speaker 1: talked about that the other day. And serial killers and
Speaker 1: now it's later or it's before. Okay, you know we're
Speaker 1: going back in time. Yeah whatever, I'm going down again.
Speaker 1: Serial number three, yay, cerreal number three is in a pouch. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's in a bag. Okay, it fooled me. I was
Speaker 1: excited for it when I saw it on the shelf.
Speaker 2: He got bamboozled, yes, because then I.
Speaker 1: Saw the company that makes it. Okay, So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go down and grab it.
Speaker 2: Great, I'm excited.
Speaker 1: Look how exciting this bag is. Andrew, whoo, what the
Speaker 1: hell is that? Superfood? Bunches of crunches, bunches of Look,
Speaker 1: there's a superhero on there. He's like, he's got cocoa
Speaker 1: on his fist and he's like the crunch Crusader. His
Speaker 1: name is, He's the crunch Crusader. Okay, So then I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, coconut See is that cocow? Is that
Speaker 1: how you say that? Yeah? All right, so coconut cocow,
Speaker 1: superfood granola, it's got amaranth and millet, great ancient grains,
Speaker 1: Andrew gluten free happiness. And then I looked closely and
Speaker 1: I saw right there Bakery on Main. Remember we had
Speaker 1: the awful cereal from them with the cranberry. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: they're making this look all kind of awesome. And it
Speaker 1: looked closely like this obviously is like the owner of
Speaker 1: the company or the creator or whatever. Look, because he's
Speaker 1: no young superhero's like some old dude with a cape. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he shows up and you're like, oh god, it's the
Speaker 1: Bakery on Maine superhero. Yeah, it's his bomb on his
Speaker 1: chest there. Bom huh oh I get what that stands for. Yeah,
Speaker 1: bakery on Maine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, huh, that's fun.
Speaker 1: See. Now I love a coconut cereal, you do. I
Speaker 1: love a chocolate coconut cereal when it's done right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would agree, So I think this might be done right.
Speaker 1: The bag is fun. I have to say, it's a
Speaker 1: very uh like fun bag. Andy. You can't judge a
Speaker 1: book by its coverage, mom, ever, teach you that.
Speaker 2: I get it. But it's a fun it's fun.
Speaker 1: Okay. Well, see that's what gets the kids in buying stuff.
Speaker 1: And then it tastes like dog poop, right, and then
Speaker 1: your kid doesn't want to eat it. And you just
Speaker 1: spent six dollars on granola. Oh it was more than six.
Speaker 2: Oh Lord, baby Jesus, we better still get that candle money.
Speaker 1: This one has. It looks like there's some flakes in there.
Speaker 1: There's some flakes, but mostly granola, little cup shaped flakes, see,
Speaker 1: and some clusters and chunks and whatnot.
Speaker 2: I'm still having allergies problems, are you?
Speaker 1: I don't have it.
Speaker 2: Wait, you don't get allergies.
Speaker 1: You know. It's a very difficult zip to close. Bless you.
Speaker 1: My wife would not be able to close this one.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we've gone over that. She's not good with
Speaker 1: closing ziplock type things. Yes, that's her one downfall. She
Speaker 1: cannot close bags.
Speaker 2: Wow, yeah, it's terrible.
Speaker 1: Ready, Andy, I'm ready. Hey go buddy, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: my allergies. Maybe benadroulso come out with a cereal.
Speaker 2: This looks like poop. Like this straight up looks like poop. Okay,
Speaker 2: look at that? All right, I'm sorry, look at that.
Speaker 1: Just looks like chocolate granola to me. And ready, one, two, three.
Speaker 1: It has a nice cocoa Flavor's good. It is pretty good.
Speaker 2: It's just sharp.
Speaker 1: Yep, it's a very sharp cereal. I'm waiting to see
Speaker 1: if there's gonna be some kind of weird aftertaste.
Speaker 2: No, right now there's glom.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: I pray that you read Stevia's in it. So this
Speaker 2: way you throw it up after saying it was good.
Speaker 1: No, it's got cane sugar. I liked it with chocolate
Speaker 1: chips in here too.
Speaker 2: I'm giving this three bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 1: Brown rice, almonds, coconut, cocoa powder, natural flavors, brown rice, syrup,
Speaker 1: coco nibs. I like that. No, this is pretty good.
Speaker 2: I give it three bowls in a spoon. The only
Speaker 2: reason why I'm taking off some points it's too sharp
Speaker 2: upon first mouthful. Kind of feels like little daggers are
Speaker 2: stabbing you.
Speaker 1: No, not if you look the milk permeated a bit.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, for a healthy cereal or healthy ish cereal,
Speaker 1: it's not bad. I'm gonna go as far as to
Speaker 1: give it four bowls. Yeah, I would definitely if I
Speaker 1: saw this in a store. It lives up to the
Speaker 1: fun bag bing bang boom. That's the sound of bakery
Speaker 1: on mains. Crunch crusader taking on your taste buds. Fighting
Speaker 1: the snack attack is easy with the power of audaciously
Speaker 1: premium whole grains and bake shop delicious flavor such as
Speaker 1: dark chocolates. He saw it with chia and coconut cacao.
Speaker 2: Something tells me the crunch crusader comes. Hey, kids, well
Speaker 2: I'm ready to fight.
Speaker 1: Like, go home, crunch Crusader. You're gonna break ahead? Yeah
Speaker 1: all right? Your short? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 2: How short?
Speaker 1: Like sixteen minutes?
Speaker 2: That's that's decent.
Speaker 1: Do we stop?
Speaker 2: I mean, what else do you want to talk about?
Speaker 1: I want to know how do the ads get placed
Speaker 1: before and after the show.
Speaker 2: It just does it automatically on speaker because I hear
Speaker 2: the same ads back to back, which bothers me. I
Speaker 2: listened to one of the episodes in California and I
Speaker 2: got California ads.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, here it told me to have a woman
Speaker 1: to vote from mayor in New York City. Huh, and
Speaker 1: it said it twice. Oh fun. They have an interesting
Speaker 1: new system of voting in New York City.
Speaker 2: Is it a tier?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, like you vote for like your top three
Speaker 1: and hope that one of them wins. That's pretty much
Speaker 1: how it is.
Speaker 2: I actually think ring choice voting is like a genius idea.
Speaker 1: It's interesting, But you couldn't do that for anything else,
Speaker 1: because that's like a jurisdictional kind of thing. It's not
Speaker 1: you can't do that federally.
Speaker 2: Well, they've they've been in talks to try and bring
Speaker 2: that too more elections, because this way your vote isn't
Speaker 2: just kind of like wasted.
Speaker 1: Okay, by the way, I don't get it, So I'm
Speaker 1: moving on. Since today's Flag Day. Yeah, I just want
Speaker 1: you to know very American serial is coming back. Oh
Speaker 1: I know what it is because you texted me yeah,
Speaker 1: team Cheerios, people, Team Cheerios all the way back.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, I can't wait.
Speaker 1: There's a bunch of new Cheeros. There'svanilla Cheerios that I saw,
Speaker 1: But where are these Cheerios? I don't know.
Speaker 2: We got to get in. I'm gonna send an email
Speaker 2: to Cheerios.
Speaker 1: I have four brand new, like really exciting boxes of
Speaker 1: cereal in a cereal sack. I wish we could do
Speaker 1: them now, but we have to prolong this show. Andrew, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I get it.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 1: We have to go on. We have to do a
Speaker 1: bull chat where we talk about horses and currency. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think we're going to hang it up after two
Speaker 1: hundred episodes. I think that'll satisfy me. What Yeah? Why not? Why?
Speaker 1: I don't know, because I think it's run its course.
Speaker 2: Do you realize when you say things like that, you
Speaker 2: just are negative and you turn people off?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm not being negative.
Speaker 2: No, I think a little bit. Really this show has
Speaker 2: and it's code don't know.
Speaker 1: I just mean, like, how much more cereal could there be?
Speaker 1: I mean, you're the one who always says there's so
Speaker 1: many cereals. It's true.
Speaker 2: Anybody who ever asks you. You're like, there's enough to
Speaker 2: last forever.
Speaker 1: No, there is actually.
Speaker 2: Right an attorneys calling me, I have to go buy
Speaker 2: you crunch.
Speaker 1: Are you in trouble?
Speaker 2: Uh, gotta go buy