Speaker 1: Second, guys, let me ask you, where's the biggest hot
Speaker 1: spot right now for picking up sexy singles? Is it
Speaker 1: the clubs? I think it's always the club. Yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: the beach. Oh, blood donation vehicles. Are you a positive too, girl,
Speaker 1: I'm a positive this is going to work out well.
Speaker 1: One of our listeners, Mark, found his match at the
Speaker 1: hottest place in the city to find young love, Shady
Speaker 1: Acres Senior Living Facility. Oh no, he met a girl
Speaker 1: at the retirement calling us back because she's using rotary phones? Yes, Mark,
Speaker 1: what are we doing? Are we calling gladys now? Or
Speaker 1: do we have to wait until her midday nap is done?
Speaker 1: All right, listen, listen. It's actually not a resident at
Speaker 1: the senior home. You didn't say that in your email
Speaker 1: because she kicked the bucket, isn't it? Oh No, No,
Speaker 1: a little bit different. Okay, who are we calling? Then?
Speaker 1: We're calling Dana. It's a questionably old name. It's an
Speaker 1: older kind of name, sure, but Dana is actually young.
Speaker 1: She's quite beautiful. And I was at the senior home
Speaker 1: visiting my grandmother and she actually came in to play
Speaker 1: piano and sing for all the residents. I go to
Speaker 1: my best friend's grandpa's happy hour and they do the
Speaker 1: same thing. It's like at three o'clock though, is when
Speaker 1: they're happy hour for yeah, well they're still awake. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's adorable. It's adorable. And she sang beautifully. I mean
Speaker 1: they all loved it. My grandmother absolutely loved her to death.
Speaker 1: It's so much so that she gets done playing and
Speaker 1: you know, they're all going crazy. They're all going up
Speaker 1: to her. My grandmother grabs me and takes me up
Speaker 1: to Dana and and basically says, oh, you did a
Speaker 1: great job. And this is my grandson. Marge classic grandma
Speaker 1: move to totly bractly put. She lives in to each other.
Speaker 1: And she's like, Mark is single. It's embarrassing, but it
Speaker 1: does work, right. I mean, you got your grandma to
Speaker 1: vouch for you. Like, that's as like safe as a
Speaker 1: girl can get. He's unemployed, but I'll tell you he's
Speaker 1: got a heart of gold, this one. You should really
Speaker 1: give him a chance. Exactly. Dantam is reel then by this,
Speaker 1: and she's she's like, well, I'm I'm single too, and
Speaker 1: my grandmother literally just goes all right, well that's it.
Speaker 1: When this is over, you kids are going to Denny's
Speaker 1: and you guys are gonna go out and have yourself
Speaker 1: a time. Oh my god, that's a moon's over my
Speaker 1: hammy moment for sure. Yeah. So, Mark, how did you
Speaker 1: feel with your grandma basically setting you up on a date,
Speaker 1: telling you you need to go to Denny's with this check.
Speaker 1: You're nine years old all over again. I mean, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm sure I was bright red, but I mean I
Speaker 1: love my grandma. She was trying to be sweet, and
Speaker 1: I was just trying to kind of roll with it.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm Grandma's boy. Yeah, you're trying to get
Speaker 1: in the will he got to play nice with him
Speaker 1: still around. I mean, it's obvious that Dana liked you,
Speaker 1: because in that moment, she could have easily said, oh,
Speaker 1: I have a boyfriend, or I'm not available, or I'm
Speaker 1: not dating. Like she said, I'm single, meaning that she
Speaker 1: was attracted to exactly she put it out there. So
Speaker 1: after she wraps up and the little happy hour time
Speaker 1: is over, we go to Denny's. Oh god, that's awesome
Speaker 1: that you followed through. We did. We followed through, and
Speaker 1: I mean we had a moment. Honestly, the two of
Speaker 1: us we were like should we do this? Is this weird?
Speaker 1: And we're like, let's just go to Denny's. She wants
Speaker 1: us to go to Denny's. Let's see what happens. Well,
Speaker 1: that's a cute story to tell people if you ever
Speaker 1: do get together, like we met because my grandma for
Speaker 1: us us to go to Denny's. It's adorable. So how
Speaker 1: did it go. We had a great time. I mean
Speaker 1: we were It was kind of hilarious that we did
Speaker 1: go to Denny's because I mean everybody has like weird,
Speaker 1: drunken Denny's memories and we kind of bonded about that.
Speaker 1: It's like, when's the last time you're even here? And
Speaker 1: in the craziest thing, really, we're sitting there talking we
Speaker 1: find out that we both went to the same summer
Speaker 1: camp at the same time. What but you don't remember
Speaker 1: each other at all. I really don't remember her at all,
Speaker 1: and she said she didn't remember me either, so I
Speaker 1: don't know. But we both were at the exact same
Speaker 1: summer camp. So that's also pretty crazy. Yeah, it gives
Speaker 1: you so much to talk about, makes it so easy. Right,
Speaker 1: how did this all end? So the waitress comes over
Speaker 1: and asked if we want dessert, and she immediately is like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm fine, I don't want dessert, okay, And honestly, I'm
Speaker 1: thinking to myself, I'm like, man, when's the last next
Speaker 1: time I'm going to be at Denny's. I remember their
Speaker 1: chocolate cake just being awesome. No, you didn't do dessert
Speaker 1: after she said she didn't want to. I did. You're
Speaker 1: not reading the moment, man, She's signaling that it's over.
Speaker 1: It's done. It's not because the girl doesn't love milkshakes. Okay,
Speaker 1: she probably wanted dessert, but it was too shy to
Speaker 1: order it for herself, so you did her a favor.
Speaker 1: I got the chocolate cake. Okay. Did she eat any
Speaker 1: of it? I mean, of course I offered it to her.
Speaker 1: She just watched me eat it. Oh see, I told
Speaker 1: you guys right if she would have taken like two bites.
Speaker 1: How did she watch you? Did she watch you like
Speaker 1: in a good way or did she watch you in
Speaker 1: like a I don't know. I wasn't an as her
Speaker 1: the way she was watching me that she was just
Speaker 1: kind of hanging out and looking at me eat the cake. Now,
Speaker 1: you always have to make eye contact when you eat
Speaker 1: chocolate cake. That's a rule. So how did it finally end?
Speaker 1: Did you then order more coffee? Oh? Yeah, we have
Speaker 1: a nice little hug. And I mean I was thinking
Speaker 1: of making a joke like, you know, Grandma thinks we
Speaker 1: should French tens. Oh god, I didn't. I didn't say that.
Speaker 1: You didn't. I think it would have worked. It was
Speaker 1: a sweet day, you know. I didn't want to method up.
Speaker 1: Grandma would have wanted that. Yeah. Maybe. So have you
Speaker 1: tried reaching out to her? I have, and uh, I
Speaker 1: haven't heard anything back. So okay, well we're gonna play
Speaker 1: a song, we'll come back, We'll call Dana and get
Speaker 1: your second date update. Okay, all right, thanks a lot, guys.
Speaker 1: All right, hold on second. I know this might be
Speaker 1: a bold prediction, but I think this phone call, much
Speaker 1: like Mark State, is going to be a grand Slam.
Speaker 1: Yeah I didn't really a grand slam breakfast? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Are you on to eighty six? That joke? All right?
Speaker 1: Eighty six? The joke? Eighty six eighty takes the chicken
Speaker 1: Cutlet to march can If you're after this, I am.
Speaker 1: I think that's great. Thank you. If you're just tuning in,
Speaker 1: Mark met a girl while visiting his grandma at the
Speaker 1: retirement home, and his nanna convinced Mark and this girl
Speaker 1: to take a romantic trip down the road to America's
Speaker 1: diner Denny's. Ye. Mark thinks they had a great time,
Speaker 1: but apparently Mark ordered dessert when Dana said she didn't
Speaker 1: want to eat anymore. Yeah, you are going to eat
Speaker 1: it because but yeah, Mark ordered it anyway, So he's thinking,
Speaker 1: maybe that's why she's not calling back. We're going to
Speaker 1: find out here in a second. Mark, you ready to
Speaker 1: do this. I'm ready to do this. I got it
Speaker 1: narrowed down. It's either the chocolate cake or something weird.
Speaker 1: The fact that we went to summer camp together. Maybe
Speaker 1: she remembers something that I don't. I don't know. It's
Speaker 1: kind of a chubby kid. Do you have lured past
Speaker 1: at summer camp that you should be concerned about. I mean,
Speaker 1: there was some weird stuff that went down during Capture
Speaker 1: the Flag, but you know it was a long time ago.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't get into that right now. You went to
Speaker 1: a very different summer camp than I did. Weird moments
Speaker 1: happened during Capture the Flag. I think we all know
Speaker 1: what he's talking about. I don't want to know where
Speaker 1: he hit the flag. That's all I don't want to know.
Speaker 1: All right, Mark, we're gonna die the phone number right
Speaker 1: now and attempt to get you another date here. Okay,
Speaker 1: sounds great. All right, here we go. Hell, hey, I'm
Speaker 1: looking for Dana, Miss Dana. What's good? Who are you aggresive? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm going to cut to the chase here, Dane. We're
Speaker 1: looking for the next great American singer. And someone dropped
Speaker 1: your name to us. We heard you got some pipes
Speaker 1: on you. Really, no, no, it's true. A guy named
Speaker 1: Mark says that you are a great singer. Okay, that's right.
Speaker 1: She's a singer. She's singing at the nursing home. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right. Mark told us all about your singing abilities.
Speaker 1: Let's hear something. No right now, Yeah, let's do it. Okay.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm not really like anything. I don't care
Speaker 1: give it to us. That was great, Dana, I mean
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it. It's not really part of this, but
Speaker 1: great job. Yeah. Well, we'll keep you updated on if
Speaker 1: you win the singing competition. But there's another reason that
Speaker 1: we're calling today. What we're doing something called a second
Speaker 1: date update. Sorry, what's that basically, you recently went on
Speaker 1: on a date with a guy named Mark, and he
Speaker 1: really enjoyed your time together. He wants to know why
Speaker 1: you're not calling him back. Oh, Grandma says that she
Speaker 1: wants to know why too, because she was really rooting
Speaker 1: for you guys. I mean, yeah, Grandma only gets to
Speaker 1: pick the first date. She doesn't really get to pick
Speaker 1: the second one. Did Mark do something wrong? Did he
Speaker 1: screw up on your date? He told us you guys
Speaker 1: hung out at Denny's. Already told you we went to Denny's. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he told us all about what you guys did, that
Speaker 1: you guys met at his grandma's retirement home, and that
Speaker 1: you took a trip down to Denny's, and that he
Speaker 1: ordered dessert when you said you weren't hungry anymore. So
Speaker 1: he's wondering which one of those reasons is why you're
Speaker 1: not talking to him. Well, I mean like when we
Speaker 1: went to Denny's, he was like really excited about going
Speaker 1: to Denny's. Well, yeah, it's like delicious. I love Denny's.
Speaker 1: I'm with him. I think Denny's is awesome. It's not
Speaker 1: known for the best food. I know, It's not something
Speaker 1: you go to very often, right, It like brings back
Speaker 1: all these memories once you get there. But when he
Speaker 1: found out that they do all day breakfast, his eyes
Speaker 1: lit up and he like giggled like a little girl.
Speaker 1: There's someone in America that doesn't know that they have
Speaker 1: all day break the other bast Yeah, totally, it's kind
Speaker 1: of their thing. Yeah, Like I don't know if he forgot,
Speaker 1: but he was like going over that part of the
Speaker 1: menu and then like, oh my god, what about this
Speaker 1: for this, Like, oh am, I just gonna pick one.
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's a Denny's menu, dude, but why is
Speaker 1: that a turn off? Like what what's wrong with that?
Speaker 1: So the guys excited about a good omelet I don't know.
Speaker 1: But then he didn't even order breakfast, Like he decided
Speaker 1: to get the like homestyle meat loaf with like that's fine,
Speaker 1: whatever you want, but like why serial Killer. When it
Speaker 1: came and he took like every single bite, he was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, oh this meat loaf like way over
Speaker 1: the top. It was like kind of herotic and growth. Oh.
Speaker 1: So he was vocal about how much he was enjoying
Speaker 1: his meat loaf from Denny's. Okay, so if you would
Speaker 1: have been at a fancy restaurant and he was having
Speaker 1: an out of body experience with meat loaf? Would that
Speaker 1: have been okay? Not at that volume level? No, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm with you. That's weird. Do you think he was
Speaker 1: just nervous, like maybe, you know, some people like overdo
Speaker 1: it when they're nervous to kind of almost show off.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, but I don't want to
Speaker 1: be shown off to like that again. So all right,
Speaker 1: So because he moaned while eating his meat loaf, you're
Speaker 1: not gonna give him another chance. You're kind of missing
Speaker 1: the point here. Like we were Denny's, which is fine,
Speaker 1: but then everything that happened, he was just like overcome
Speaker 1: with emotion and it was just like way too much.
Speaker 1: What did it sound like exactly? The meat loaf eating? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like hmm, oh my god is meatloaf? Oh my? Oh god?
Speaker 1: You have I've heard enough. I've heard enough of this.
Speaker 1: I've heard enough of this. Oh god, Yeah, Dana, that's Mark.
Speaker 1: He's been listening this whole time. I mean, come on,
Speaker 1: you're exaggerating a lot. Yeah, Mark, show us what it
Speaker 1: really sounded like. Perspective. It wasn't like that. What was
Speaker 1: it like, I don't know, maybe some yums and no.
Speaker 1: I need to hear it. I need to hear it
Speaker 1: to really get a sense of what this meat love
Speaker 1: tasted like. I don't know. I got it's an auto response.
Speaker 1: I don't know anyway. Is it a crime to love Denny's?
Speaker 1: I mean, at that place is full nostalgia for me.
Speaker 1: Come on, it's Denny's. It's nostalgia. You didn't even know
Speaker 1: that they had all day breakfast. Of course I knew
Speaker 1: that they had all day breakfast. I was just excited
Speaker 1: about all of the choices. It's just overwhelming, it was.
Speaker 1: Can you just calm down for a second and like
Speaker 1: put yourself in my shoes? Right? I'm just there like
Speaker 1: eating a nice you know, eating some basic diner food,
Speaker 1: and then when the waitress came could take your plate
Speaker 1: because you were finished, you held up your hand like
Speaker 1: wait a second, and licked the plate. Oh Mark, So
Speaker 1: what's wrong with that? Oh Mark? I was on your
Speaker 1: side a little bit there, buddy, about being excited about food.
Speaker 1: But you don't lick plates, man, You in fact do
Speaker 1: lick Denny's plates. There's there's no other plate you should
Speaker 1: be looking. They are lickable. Plates. That's neat lookes, that's gravy.
Speaker 1: That should be their new slogan, Denny's Home of the
Speaker 1: Lickable Plates. I like it, Mark, that's just Matt table manners.
Speaker 1: It's gross. I would never do that at a fancy
Speaker 1: restaurant either. I mean, it's Denny's. I'm sorry, Collagen and
Speaker 1: my grandmother got us to go to Denny's, and I
Speaker 1: was feeling silly. You say, Philly, I say, like food erotica,
Speaker 1: like oh away, you went to town on that chocolate
Speaker 1: cake again with the moaning, just like, ummmm, come on,
Speaker 1: give me a break, and you're absolutely exaggerating. I mean, listen,
Speaker 1: I love their food. I was having a good time,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't like erotic like that. I wasn't like
Speaker 1: making sexual noises about the chocolate cake and the meat loops.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I kind of believe her, Mark. I
Speaker 1: feel like you don't even know what you're doing. You're
Speaker 1: just like law in the moment with that chocolate cake.
Speaker 1: Is what it sounds like to me. All Right, listen,
Speaker 1: maybe I do make some noises like that. I mean,
Speaker 1: maybe I do. Now I'm aware of it. If you
Speaker 1: want to hang out again, I won't do it again.
Speaker 1: We'll go somewhere nicer than Denny's, and I'll show you
Speaker 1: that I don't always lick my plate clean, and I
Speaker 1: don't always make crazy noises while I eat. Can you
Speaker 1: guarantee that you wouldn't do that at a nice place? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, Dana, are you saying that you've never had
Speaker 1: like an orgasmic moment while eating like a great piece
Speaker 1: of food ever? Never at Denny's. Well, don't be judging.
Speaker 1: Everybody's got different taste. Data. Maybe it was the best
Speaker 1: meat loaf and chocolate cake ever. I think give him
Speaker 1: another shot, Data, he deserves another chance. And if you're
Speaker 1: willing to go out with him one more time, we
Speaker 1: will pay for it. I guess if you guys will
Speaker 1: pay for it. And then like if the moaning comes back,
Speaker 1: like I'm just gonna leave you tell you to go
Speaker 1: get a room with the food. But that's fair, Listen,
Speaker 1: that's fair if you I think you're making a great decision. Data,
Speaker 1: I mean a man that treats food like that. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you things going to go well. And Mark's grandma
Speaker 1: is going to be so happy to hear that you
Speaker 1: guys are going out again. This is a big success,
Speaker 1: all right. I mean I do have to keep my
Speaker 1: relationship good with the community there, so that's awesome. Dana.
Speaker 1: Why don't you sing us out for today's second date update? Dana,
Speaker 1: give it to us. I can't if you're not going
Speaker 1: to sing Dana, I'll do it. Met It was definitely
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