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Speaker 2: Welcome to Hollywood Handbook, an insider's guide to kicking button

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Speaker 2: dropping names in the red carpet lineback hallways of this industry.

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Speaker 2: We call showbiz. Sometimes we do an episode and we

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Speaker 1: It's the guest always that has messed up our show,

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Speaker 7: Yeah, and this is Matt Young, and I'm just happy

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Speaker 7: Hi, I'm Matt Sad and I'm a member of hello

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Speaker 2: Thank you guys for coming back to do this again.

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Speaker 1: Yes, if everyone had suck shit like other guys, uh,

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Speaker 3: Is there a version for women or is it just okay?

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Speaker 1: No, no, that I that I love limiting their choices

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Speaker 3: Yes, when we get those suits finished.

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Speaker 3: Mean Brogan podcasts?

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Speaker 3: Yes, baby Groot the super soldier so sick. They should

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Speaker 1: I do think Elon already independently as a coincidence, was

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Speaker 3: Chocoh killing Assaulier.

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Speaker 2: You have been doing a Game of Thrones parody show

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Speaker 3: It's over. Grow up. The fucking shit ended.

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Speaker 1: But I would say, for you guys, just what I'm

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Speaker 3: I haven't heard of. This to me is ideal. Have

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Speaker 7: I mean, I think it's the natural evolution of the show, honestly.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And it's all off euphoria or vis of euphoria.

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Speaker 7: Now, Adel and Arnie don't agree with me about this,

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Speaker 3: I rejected the house.

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Speaker 7: We're overlooking a great history of shows such as Okay,

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Speaker 7: Curb Your Enthusiasm, all prime for parody.

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Speaker 3: Sure, what's funnier than parodying?

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Speaker 2: And maybe like Larry's in there in the basement with

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Speaker 3: Like a mos situation. Yeah, Glarry could be.

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Speaker 8: So, Matt, are you suggesting that instead of going with

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that's I'm pushing hard for that. I know

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Speaker 1: You want to go with what's now Okay, you're probably

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Speaker 1: And that is, of course by creating crisp genes. So

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Speaker 2: On now to anticipate to do a great Euphoria parody show.

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Speaker 2: I think it helps to draw from our own high

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Speaker 3: I'll start having all my.

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Speaker 2: Friends over so we could put blankets on ourselves and

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Speaker 8: Yes, I feel like I'm at a restaurant and someone

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Speaker 1: Is anyone before we get too far into it, is

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Speaker 3: Because that helps.

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Speaker 7: Well, I was going to change my last name anyway.

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Speaker 7: Just pick a famous person's last name, Matt appetaw, Matt Appeta.

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Speaker 3: Just try to pass it off, don't.

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Speaker 3: I had to google that. We get a blanket in here?

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Speaker 8: Yes, I'm I think maybe a little bit older, so

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Speaker 6: And we're being a little eight bit, we're being a

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Speaker 2: Let me think of what I want to be today.

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Speaker 3: Today, I feel fifty two. When is this coming out?

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Speaker 3: That's good. That's a good window.

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Speaker 2: Matt sad No what man apatowr Mattapata you can be

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Speaker 7: I melt Apatow. I'm jet Appato's kid. This is forty

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm clem dog Julula and I am.

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Speaker 1: I am years old, and Brett, you were implying that

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Speaker 3: But that, yes, that's what that was was going on.

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Speaker 9: That and uh, I figured out my dad's password for cable,

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Speaker 9: It was eight four two one.

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Speaker 6: In terms of in high school, uh, sexual experiences, I

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Speaker 6: Yeah and uh and while we were watching it, two

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Speaker 3: On a trampoline.

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Speaker 2: So I'm mostly like proximity. No, no true sexual experiences,

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Speaker 3: High school like like you were.

449
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, and the rumor rumor was afterwards that the trampoline

450
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 6: does all the work for you.

451
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:54,800
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Yeah, I've been looking for something that they're just.

452
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 1: The first thruster two is on you.

453
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Speaker 8: And then if it were leaders to Larry, they probably

454
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:03,960
Speaker 8: have a pun name like Trampileen or something.

455
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, that is probably what their name.

456
00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:10,440
Speaker 8: I've been trying intentionally to pull back in this episode,

457
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:11,360
Speaker 8: as you can tell.

458
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:13,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, and.

459
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:18,160
Speaker 7: Could Elon's car have a little like trampoline element built

460
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:18,800
Speaker 7: into the seat?

461
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:22,399
Speaker 2: Okay, some of that work, Yes, that could be cool

462
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 2: and most importantly to Elon, it would be funny. Uh so,

463
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:31,240
Speaker 2: uh it could? I guess every time every part of

464
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,960
Speaker 2: the car has to make kind of a fart noise

465
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:37,800
Speaker 2: now anytime it does anything, so be hard to get

466
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,200
Speaker 2: the trampoline to do that.

467
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know it's going to be a room

468
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:45,760
Speaker 1: because there is already like a I've been trying to

469
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:49,440
Speaker 1: talk them out to this, but there's a toilet plunger

470
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,360
Speaker 1: that sticks to your butt.

471
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Speaker 7: And that's pretty funny though, I mean to.

472
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Speaker 1: You, but in your butt, no, to your butt, like

473
00:25:57,080 --> 00:26:02,119
Speaker 1: the suction end. Okay, that is already under your seat.

474
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 1: And I've been going like, don't do this, but he's,

475
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 1: you know, dog with a bone. Once he has a

476
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 1: funny idea like that just the image.

477
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:17,280
Speaker 3: He's not going to stop. Yeah.

478
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:20,639
Speaker 1: So my high school sex was, of course that my

479
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:24,200
Speaker 1: friend Mark lent me a Maximum magazine.

480
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,360
Speaker 3: Who was in it? Who knows, you.

481
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:33,440
Speaker 1: Know, Vita Guerra, uh, Donna de Erico. It doesn't really

482
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:37,760
Speaker 1: matter at this point. It likely was Sable and what

483
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:43,359
Speaker 1: And Mark kept calling it Maximum magazine. He only would

484
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:46,720
Speaker 1: call it Maximum Magazine. And I finally kind of held

485
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:50,399
Speaker 1: it up and said, I think it's called maxim and

486
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 1: he went, yeah, I call it maximum, which is a

487
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:56,400
Speaker 1: technique I've carried with.

488
00:26:56,359 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 3: Me for the rest of my life. Gaslighting. Yes, that's cool.

489
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:06,399
Speaker 1: Okay, so all my mistakes are a choice.

490
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:12,360
Speaker 2: So instead of the tavern, we have uh, some basement

491
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 2: probably right, like one of the cool kids basements. And

492
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:20,360
Speaker 2: you guys all need to have like cool high school

493
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 2: identities for this, like you know, basically a tavern. But

494
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:32,880
Speaker 2: instead of friggin' like like whatever, like the Hobbits.

495
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:36,680
Speaker 3: Or whatever, you guys have teens.

496
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, or in one case there's like an eight year

497
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:41,760
Speaker 2: old drug dealer in Euphoria, which is my favorite moment. Yes,

498
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 2: like like teens or preteens or even younger like old toddlers.

499
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:52,320
Speaker 1: Preteens, with face tattoos, who live behind the refrigerated section

500
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:55,160
Speaker 1: of a convenience store, and who did not happen?

501
00:27:55,280 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 3: What's the high school? You both use the same term preteen. Yeah,

502
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 3: you're not familiar with this term.

503
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 2: Okay, so picture a team mm hmmm, well okay, I'll

504
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 2: picture myself to be Yeah.

505
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 3: Not like that. Idle can't use context clues at all.

506
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 8: That's something you should know about him.

507
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:20,639
Speaker 2: Like, so I think what's your like, what's everyone's like

508
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:26,439
Speaker 2: like character identity? And maybe Archie could like actually come

509
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 2: up with what stub instead of like what you guys

510
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,440
Speaker 2: did at your other show, which is these guys are

511
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:33,920
Speaker 2: like actually doing stuff and you're like, Okay, I guess

512
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,199
Speaker 2: I'll want to do guys doing that. I think my

513
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 2: character would probably come from a place of, like, I'm

514
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 2: self conscious about my body, so I were like baggy clothing. Okay,

515
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 2: so you are everyone jumps in the pool and I

516
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 2: kind of keep my shirt on. So you are Jinko Jake.

517
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 2: Yeah thats available. Yeah, absolutely.

518
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 7: I mean I'm probably Chelsea, and I'm hot enough to

519
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 7: be a cheerleader, but I just don't want to be

520
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 7: and I feel dissatisfied with life.

521
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:04,600
Speaker 3: In general, and you find, okay.

522
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 7: I've had a kind of a bad, bad parenting situation.

523
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 2: I'm coming from probably parenting from which you to your

524
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 2: kid or your parents, do.

525
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 7: You Yeah, okay, I've got one kid, but you don't

526
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 7: find that until end of the first season. And that's

527
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 7: why you haven't been cheerleader. It's why I can't be

528
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 7: a cheerleader. Uh huh, because I can't hold the baby

529
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 7: and get in that pyramid.

530
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,520
Speaker 2: I think I'm classically everyone's busy during the big game,

531
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:31,120
Speaker 2: so that's why I know they can watch your child.

532
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 3: I think I'm like a orphan in a pickpocket.

533
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 7: That's Oliver Twist confused.

534
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 6: Can I also say something in terms of like what

535
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 6: these guys are trying to help us with is to

536
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 6: get away from magic tavern? Orphan sounds very much like orc.

537
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, stepping on it.

538
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 2: You could be Oliver Twisted tea. That's sort of the

539
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 2: euphoria vergon.

540
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm a goblin.

541
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 2: No, first of all, that would have been great last time,

542
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 2: and these guys are probably like, okay, instead of just being.

543
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:12,280
Speaker 3: He thought of a goblin. Oh, I'm amazing, great timing.

544
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 8: What if I so I play myself in the fantasy version.

545
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 8: So then when we do the euphoria version, I play

546
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 8: a fantasy thing, and then I'll play a euphoria thing

547
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 8: and whatever is after.

548
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 3: That one step behind. Yeah, yeah, okay, but it's a choice.

549
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 3: You can be a goblin.

550
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 1: Okay, so Archie's a goblin, a team goblin goblin of

551
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 1: a lot of the airtime and.

552
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 8: It just spit bullshit team Goblin. I do a lot

553
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 8: of drugs. I do stuff my parents. I wouldn't even

554
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 8: parents have no idea what I'm doing.

555
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 1: I think I like the goblin parents being like Archie,

556
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 1: we called over there and you weren't there, And do

557
00:30:55,880 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 1: you do like magical drugs, just like different gooz and.

558
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 3: Stews, goos and stews.

559
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 8: I started with gooze, but that was the gateway.

560
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 1: You could get high on the melted faces from chernobyl,

561
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 1: Like that could be like what you smoke that Yes,

562
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 1: if if melt abatio is a kind of young drug

563
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 1: drug dealer and can just kind of melt a little.

564
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 3: Bit of his face, let's back up to drug or

565
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 3: directly to your mouth. Do we have to juice between

566
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 3: euphoria and chernobyl? Can we combine them into one, I

567
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 3: don't give a ship what you know, that's kind of

568
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 3: what I was just doing.

569
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:41,239
Speaker 2: If we really look at it.

570
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:44,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, kids eating case so it turns out to be melted. Yeah,

571
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 6: there's also the succession route, which I don't know how

572
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 6: popular succession is, but I feel like that was a

573
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 6: pretty strong show right coming.

574
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 2: Back that, well, these kids are going to be having

575
00:31:55,200 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 2: suck sessions, so that that that's gonna be, that's gonna be.

576
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 3: They gotta have a succession of succeeds. Yes, yeah, Brett.

577
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 2: Also, I guess like if we're importing any of our

578
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 2: old parody show has to be in there as well.

579
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 3: Do you have like a team basement identity? I'm Zendia

580
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 3: by the way, I'm Roger from Doug. You're Roger Clott's.

581
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, a nice leather jacket, a bit of an attitude shaved.

582
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 3: Hey dog, I think you just called him funny funny.

583
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 3: Why don't you fuck up.

584
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 2: People forget that that Nicked Knight was your beloved shows

585
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 2: but with a little bit of edge to it.

586
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, well yeah.

587
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:51,360
Speaker 2: Shows from the day but night the allal monsters had

588
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:52,960
Speaker 2: like realistic genitalia, Like.

589
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 3: Roger Clatts during the day, his.

590
00:32:55,600 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 1: Castle became a brothel. Day time Roger was k l

591
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 1: O t Z. Night Roger was c l O t

592
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 1: S brat what's your Who's your guy?

593
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 9: Probably like Todd from Beavis and butt Head.

594
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 3: Mmm, classic Nickelodeon show. That's what I was watching. I

595
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 3: didn't get like.

596
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 9: He had sort of picked he kicked ass.

597
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, he would, like.

598
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:31,960
Speaker 9: He would kick down the door and then uh, usually

599
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 9: with his sometimes with his motorcycle, like literally driving his

600
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 9: motorcycle through the door. Usually pin Beavis up to Uh.

601
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 1: You're the only engineer who doesn't drive a motorcycle. Do

602
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 1: you ever think about that when you pick your teen identity?

603
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 1: That's a good point for this thing from Todd working

604
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 1: an ear wolf.

605
00:33:56,640 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 9: I think I think my personality is more I think

606
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 9: my presence. Maybe it's more Todd like the motorcycle is implied.

607
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 2: It doesn't be like these other guys that actually have

608
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 2: a kind of pathetic to actually ride a motorcycle.

609
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:17,239
Speaker 1: Right, if you are like an actual motorcycle guy, you'd

610
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 1: never touch one.

611
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 2: No, is there anything in the works with Elon in

612
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 2: terms of motorcycle that provides the same sort of horniness.

613
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, again, that's paneless for hornys. So that.

614
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 2: Like the advantage of that is if you sort of

615
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 2: sit on it right, the butt plunger is like less

616
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:36,279
Speaker 2: of an issue. You can like get your butt like

617
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 2: facing up just enough so the plunder is coming off

618
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 2: of it. And other than that, it's just a normal

619
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,799
Speaker 2: motorcycle that catches fire like all the.

620
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,839
Speaker 3: Rest of the products.

621
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Speaker 10: Kevin, do you have a guy Amanda Vines from The

622
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 10: Amanda Show.

623
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:58,080
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, chef Kevin here. I don't know.

624
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,840
Speaker 7: I guess if I have to come with a reference

625
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:04,440
Speaker 7: to like a really relevant, like young hip show, I

626
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 7: guess I'd have to say, like, I'm Adobe Gillis, Like

627
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:14,280
Speaker 7: that seems appropriate for being twenty year old smelt tapatow right, Yeah, yeah.

628
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 3: If you are Dobe Gillis. So, what kind of stuff

629
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 3: is Adobie Gillis up to? Oh, you know, in the basement.

630
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 7: He's trying to like find a cool sweater to put

631
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,839
Speaker 7: over his button up shirt and just go on some

632
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:28,399
Speaker 7: fun dates with ladies because he just falls in love

633
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:29,560
Speaker 7: so easily.

634
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 3: Pick something at least pick something cool like manner g Kreb. Yes,

635
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 3: that's kind of a euphoria thing.

636
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:44,719
Speaker 2: Is that either the mere mention of work damn to

637
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 2: the Euphoria children.

638
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:47,839
Speaker 6: Or if you're gonna be a Doobie Gillis and put

639
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,280
Speaker 6: a sweater on, make it like a Donald Sutherland animal

640
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:50,960
Speaker 6: house situation.

641
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:55,279
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, tops noo bots he's got the sweater on,

642
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,719
Speaker 1: but then his butt is exposed, okay.

643
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 6: And every time he reaches up in the shelf for drugs,

644
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:00,720
Speaker 6: we kind of get a stink peek.

645
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:02,719
Speaker 7: This is why I'm here because I don't know how

646
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 7: to do this stuff. I need a lot of guidance.

647
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 7: I'm really stuck in just being a magical person, and

648
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:11,000
Speaker 7: I don't know how to be a teen anymore. I've

649
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:14,480
Speaker 7: lost my way. I'm really sorry. You guys really just

650
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:16,319
Speaker 7: blew it.

651
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 3: I blew it.

652
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 6: Would it be fun to also, like focus just to

653
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 6: set ourselves apart from you for you. Would also be

654
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:25,840
Speaker 6: fun to focus pretty heavily on like the classroom in

655
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 6: terms of like there's a lot of these characters, a

656
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:32,280
Speaker 6: lot of these characters sitting silently just digesting information.

657
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't mind that.

658
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,799
Speaker 2: So that the audience learns along with them.

659
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 7: And then so it's school, and then my catch phrase is.

660
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 3: Like homework, Yeah, mine is sorry. I'm like, okay, okay,

661
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 3: your show is a passive school experience, but.

662
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 2: Then the last five minutes is like drug basement, like

663
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:58,440
Speaker 2: total party, everyone online as a reward, as a reward, Yeah,

664
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 2: you've earned it. It's recess the whole class.

665
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:06,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, that could be cool. I think Todd's presence could

666
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Speaker 3: be an issue.

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Speaker 2: I could see him being very disruptive and some of

668
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Speaker 2: Chef Amanda's characters.

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Speaker 3: What's some of the stuff that you're going to be doing? Well?

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Speaker 10: She had a show in the girl's bathroom called the

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Speaker 10: Girl's Room.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so now we're gonna get the sort of the

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Speaker 2: meaning behind the choice.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it's like why did Kevin I guess?

675
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Speaker 2: If I guess, I'll have to set up a whole

676
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Speaker 2: studio in the girl's bathroom, Hamdock, Hamdock.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So let's do should we do just the beginning

678
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Speaker 3: of just the show? The show? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Okay, So what did you guys used to do? There's

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Speaker 2: like a little song and stuff.

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Speaker 3: Mm hmm. There was a little song. There's like a

682
00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 3: theme song, yeah, life music or something. Yeah, a little

683
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 3: little lutin fife.

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00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 6: And then it went into like a classic intro for Marnie,

685
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 6: just kind of putting we always put forward the full

686
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 6: premise of the show up top so that people know,

687
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 6: yeah to either turn it off for a week.

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Speaker 1: So I'd start with, like, we didn't even say the

689
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 1: name of our show this week.

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Speaker 3: Think about that.

691
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:23,800
Speaker 2: I better really think about it. I think we did.

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Speaker 2: But even the fact that we don't know is cool.

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Speaker 8: But if you if you don't say the name on

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Speaker 8: the podcast, out of people know where to find it.

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00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 2: So yes, how are they like searching doing a sound

696
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:41,280
Speaker 2: search for the show name? And but that's what's cool.

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00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 2: We like uh like text searchers. That's who we cater to.

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Speaker 8: All right, Uh, hello from my euphoric basement, I'm a

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Speaker 8: goblin h and.

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00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 3: I am goblin Gusin's dude. These are my fellow teens

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Speaker 3: and fuck uh go ahead and introduce yourself that Ginko Jimmy.

702
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:10,759
Speaker 2: I had Jinko Jake Jimmy sounds better. I am Jinko Jimmy.

703
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 2: No swimming for me.

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Speaker 7: And I'm Chelsea G. Krebs and I I'm a team

705
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:23,799
Speaker 7: mom who loves drugs and hates homework.

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00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,480
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go to the to the Frieze and get

707
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:29,879
Speaker 6: some pizza lunch of bowls. Anybody w anything, Yeah, dick,

708
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Speaker 6: so squeeze it.

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Speaker 3: How's it going so far?

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Speaker 8: It's too similar to our Yeah, it's gonna bring in

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Speaker 8: anybody new.

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Speaker 3: Ye.

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Speaker 8: I mean I'm playing a goblin, so that's different. But

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Speaker 8: everything else seems a lot like love from the Magic Tavernay.

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Speaker 3: Are you playing a goblin?

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Speaker 7: That's a great that's a great point, like like you

717
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 7: really need to throw yourself into You said you're a goblin?

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Speaker 3: Are you playing a goblin? Well, look I'm not doing

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Speaker 3: like a stereotypical gobblin answer? Can we try the classroom setting?

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Speaker 3: Made sure? Sure? All right? Hello from my U for

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Speaker 3: a classroom.

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Speaker 1: You're a teacher, Now shut up, sit down, goblin.

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Speaker 3: Let just get out of here and do some drugs.

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Speaker 3: Fucking class.

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Speaker 1: Hey, don't say that I'm teacher.

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Speaker 3: Now. Look this chalkboard is insane to me. Look at

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00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 3: this fucking thing. It's huge. Can I have Can I

728
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Speaker 3: have a bathroom pass? Shut? Shut it.

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Speaker 1: You just said you're gonna go do drugs, and now

730
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you the bathroom pass?

731
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Speaker 3: Teacher? Is perception really a subject? Okay?

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Speaker 1: You can go to the bath Watch out for Amanda.

733
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 1: There she's recording everyone's.

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Speaker 3: Movements this sucks. I'm gonna go get some smokes. Why

735
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Speaker 3: does he get to have.

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Speaker 1: That?

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Speaker 3: Doesn't make any sense? From the moorcycle here?

738
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Speaker 2: Also when he requires motorcycle, the condom hit me in

739
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Speaker 2: the face. That's right, it fires condoms at the exhaust fight.

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Speaker 3: What was that metal horse he rode out of here on?

741
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:28,400
Speaker 3: That's not a guy? You have horses?

742
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Speaker 1: Oh wait, I guess that's right, but I get I'm

743
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 1: on Jesus side still, So that's better than your show,

744
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 1: but it's still not good. Maybe see what's what like?

745
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,040
Speaker 1: Maybe the real show is in the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: What's going on at the bathroom?

747
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Speaker 3: You know? Jenko Jimmy was headed in there.

748
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Speaker 2: If he gets too out of the bathroom, he will

749
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Speaker 2: drown because his jee's gets so heavy.

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Speaker 10: Welcome to the girls.

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Speaker 3: Who's in here? Who is this? Don't watch me ship?

752
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:11,800
Speaker 3: My eyes are closed. Who are you? My name is

753
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,320
Speaker 3: Jenko Jimmy. I just want to I just want to

754
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Speaker 3: take a dumb and piece. Hi.

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Speaker 10: I'm chef Amanda.

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Speaker 6: Don't make fun of me if I keep my shirt

757
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 6: on while I ship. I'm really self conscious about my body.

758
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 2: This guy keeps his shirt, but yeah, everyone calls me

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00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 2: shirt shitter.

760
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 3: Disgusted you wear clothes.

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00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 7: I mean that's disgusting, but I'm hitting that subscribe button.

762
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 3: I'm curious about it. Shirt on, pans on. The clothes

763
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:43,319
Speaker 3: are so close to the poop. It's good character development.

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Speaker 3: You have to hag it all of the door. Okay,

765
00:42:52,239 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 3: there's no interview component. So where are you from here? Saw? Yeah, Neighborville.

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Speaker 3: Do you do drugs?

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Speaker 2: Only if I've done my homework on a Friday night.

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Speaker 7: And from very far away to hear me go homework?

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Speaker 3: So what is your hearing? Like? I have off the

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00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:16,680
Speaker 3: charts crazy here?

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Speaker 10: Okay, this is called PCP.

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Speaker 3: The drug or is this interview portion? Both?

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Speaker 10: Okay, it's people's cars and places where I'm gonna name

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Speaker 10: a person, Yes, a car and a and a and

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Speaker 10: the other the third one. And if you don't guess it.

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Speaker 3: Correctly, then you squeeze my man boobs. No, then I

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Speaker 3: do PCP O. The stakes are high. Yeah, okay, okay, I.

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Speaker 2: Have to guess if it's a person car place, yes,

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00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:01,880
Speaker 2: link in car person and car and person.

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Speaker 3: Fuck, okay, take it. And it's a place. It's a

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Speaker 3: place to where Lincoln, Nebraska? What you fuck? You killed me?

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Speaker 3: Fucking sucker.

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Speaker 10: The show's over.

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Speaker 6: You're telling me there's a place called Lincoln, Nebraska. Is

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Speaker 6: that where they say all roads lead to Lincoln?

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Speaker 9: No?

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Speaker 1: No one says, okay, we will. Let's well schedule a

788
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Speaker 1: time to do this again. You will get it?

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Speaker 3: Should we right now?

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Speaker 8: Just maybe do forty five minutes on Watchman or his

791
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Speaker 8: Dark materials?

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Speaker 2: So yeah, I do so for Watchmen. Are you gonna

793
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Speaker 2: then be a horning team?

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Speaker 3: I don't mind that. Yeah? Can we just see a

795
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:51,319
Speaker 3: snippet of Arnie is like a horny teen mating a

796
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 3: glimpse of Doctor Manhattan. It's fucking blue Hog. Yeah, you're you're,

797
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:58,439
Speaker 3: you're you're a horny team.

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00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 2: You saw Doctor Manhattan Hatton's Hog, and now you're taking

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Speaker 2: a Rorschach test and the therapist to try and see

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Speaker 2: what you see.

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00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 1: Do I have to do every part of that INITIATI

802
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 1: Rorschack test is like actually just seeing whether you can

803
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:19,239
Speaker 1: sustain his fists. He's testing your ability to endure violence.

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Speaker 1: That's a Rorschach test in the Watchman world.

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Speaker 8: Hello from a reboot slash reimagining of the Watchman universe.

806
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 8: I'm your host.

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Speaker 3: I think if you say that will be in legal trouble.

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Speaker 3: It's a shitty title. I'm by Hamburg