WEBVTT - Confiscating Your Beach House

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Scary, it's your phone tap, tell me all about it.

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<v Speaker 3>So Joe wants to play a phone tap on her

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<v Speaker 3>summer housemate Niki. They rented a beach house through a

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<v Speaker 3>realtor under Nicky's name and have gotten several noise complaints

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<v Speaker 3>and tickets from the town for drinking in the street.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm gonna pretend to be the actual owner of

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<v Speaker 3>the house. Uh in a bit, and I'm gonna mess

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<v Speaker 3>with Nicky. But first Joe starts to call all right,

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<v Speaker 3>let's listen it to Scary's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go, Hello, Hey, suck Hiles. So I've been

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<v Speaker 1>getting these calls from Alan. Do you know Alan? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Was that the owner of the house? Okay? What is

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<v Speaker 1>it he is? He's saying that like we're throwing too

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<v Speaker 1>many parties and we're like too loud, and of course

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<v Speaker 1>the story parties is a beach house. He's saying, we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get kicked out and stuff. Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell was he saying? Remember the guy you

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<v Speaker 1>brought over who was like peeing off the balcony.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I can't control the people.

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<v Speaker 1>That are gonna be there. That is what taps on

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<v Speaker 1>the shore. That's stupid. We've already got three tickets from

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<v Speaker 1>the rent a cops. Yes, so like, look, are not

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<v Speaker 1>even real cops. Okay, scam by the city's breaker. Maake

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<v Speaker 1>back the money. We're not going to get in trouble. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we're just paying the town a few dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, listen, it's not just the rented cops too. The

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<v Speaker 1>neighbors have been complaining about us. Watterbidge is spilling up

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<v Speaker 1>because nobody's cleaned. Okay, Well, I don't give a shit

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<v Speaker 1>about the neighbors because they knew what they were getting

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<v Speaker 1>into when they bought the houses around us.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a beach town and there would not be a

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<v Speaker 3>town if we didn't rent there in the summer.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Nikki, he's calling me again, like again

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<v Speaker 1>for no hang on, just I'm gonna put him through

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<v Speaker 1>on the mollent because I just wanted to calling me.

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<v Speaker 1>Hang on, hang on you I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna kill you.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hello, hey Ellen, I have Nikki on the phone. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>she's the one that's.

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<v Speaker 2>On the that's you. Yeah, Hi, Hi, how are you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm the owner of the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Hi, Yeah, Hi, how are you? I'm fine. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean like I'm kind of like, why are you calling

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<v Speaker 1>my Hey?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like fun, like what's going on? Like what kind

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<v Speaker 2>of brothel are you running over there?

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<v Speaker 1>Brothel?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm hearing things from the neighbors on either side of

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<v Speaker 3>me that you about fifteen twenty people in the house

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<v Speaker 3>at a time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're having parties because it takes beach house and

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<v Speaker 1>it's up summer.

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<v Speaker 3>First of all, you're playing beer pong and flip cup. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's got over the property lines. The second you

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<v Speaker 3>step foot on a sidewalk, you're putting yourselves in jeopardy,

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<v Speaker 3>and you're putting my property in jeopardy.

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<v Speaker 1>You would really would afford this house if we were

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<v Speaker 1>embracing it from you this summer. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you only have this house.

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<v Speaker 1>You can like have like affairs on your wife or something.

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<v Speaker 1>So I will feel like talking to me about what

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<v Speaker 1>goes on in this house because I know what you do.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, And I know what you do too.

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<v Speaker 3>And somebody threw a bottle of fireball down the sidewalk

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<v Speaker 3>last weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Who was that? I don't know? Who took over my barbecue?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you even know about that?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's it. You're done. You're out. You're all of

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<v Speaker 2>you are out.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't come back out.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I will get a lawyer.

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<v Speaker 2>I there is no lawyer. It's my house. I own it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you signed a contract, give it over to me

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<v Speaker 1>for the summer.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that crass? I did?

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<v Speaker 3>But contracts are made to be broken, just like bottles

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<v Speaker 3>of fireball on the sidewalk. Oh yeah, okay, I'll tell

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<v Speaker 3>you what's bullsh the fact that you decided to section

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<v Speaker 3>off the three bedrooms and make it seven bedrooms.

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<v Speaker 1>We took down those walls, so that's not even an

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<v Speaker 1>issue anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, guess what. I'm standing in the house right now,

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<v Speaker 2>and the walls are still up right now, you're passing, okay, No,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm walking through the living room right now. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>see what's over.

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<v Speaker 1>Here right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh marijuana.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you guys like to smoke the wacky tobacci huh.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me take some pictures here, Exhibit A.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna call them right now and tell them next

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<v Speaker 1>door house marijuana. You're gonna get trouble.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, hold on a second, which bedroom is yours.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me find out here I'm not here's a draw

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<v Speaker 3>of condoms. I'm building a case. I hope you just

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<v Speaker 3>enjoyed being phone tapped, Nicky does it scary juns from

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<v Speaker 3>Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry, but that was hilarious. The Elvis Duran

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<v Speaker 1>phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 3>Elvis Duran in the Morning Show