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Speaker 1: Welcome back another episode? Oh al can be? There's that? Well,

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Speaker 1: the best of my knowledge, if you carry the seven

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Speaker 1: and Coujo the nine, it should equal one in the

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Speaker 1: seventh of Stephen Kidd. But I digress. Let's meet our outcomists,

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Speaker 1: shall we? You know, Particula quarter, please lay a load

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Speaker 1: of Vanessa. Who who's your favorite author? And why? Oh no, no,

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Speaker 1: too big of a question. Um one of your favorites?

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't know. Well, I've been reading a

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Speaker 1: lot of young adult books, like kids books again and accepted.

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Speaker 1: So there's a book you guys have to read it.

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Speaker 1: It's called The Wild Robot. It's a kid's book, but

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Speaker 1: a chapter book. But it's an amazing, amazing book. I

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Speaker 1: have a feeling it's going to be a massive, massive

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Speaker 1: movie at some point. But it's such a beautiful story.

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Speaker 1: I think it's Dave Brown that wrote it. And there's

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Speaker 1: a sequel, Wild about Escapes. It's the best, So Wild

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Speaker 1: Robot check it out. Guyst tip, stop the madness and

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Speaker 1: say hello to Craig at cows Cow. When you were

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Speaker 1: a weed lad, what was the family tradition of when

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Speaker 1: you and your siblings could leave your rooms Christmas? Morning,

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Speaker 1: race out to the tree to see what Santa had

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Speaker 1: brought in the night. Uh. We would read a chapter

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Speaker 1: of the Wild Robot. Uh. My mom had a lot

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Speaker 1: of guilt about about not raising us with religion, so

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Speaker 1: we had to read Jesus's story on Christmas Eve. We

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Speaker 1: would each open one present on Christmas Eve. Uh, and

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Speaker 1: then I had to read Jesus's story. Yeah. Auto biography

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Speaker 1: Wutten by Sydney Sheldon. Yeah, I don't know. Uh, it

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Speaker 1: was well then it was a totally secular event. After that,

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Speaker 1: in the morning, Devinone just rushed out of the room.

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Speaker 1: Everyone remember the blood on his hands, go for it. Uh. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we recreate the Last Supper style, and then we listened

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Speaker 1: to Jesus Christ Superstar. That's too much Jesus. And then

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Speaker 1: the rest of the year not so much. Yeah. I remember,

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Speaker 1: like my sisters are younger, so I remember just sleeping

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Speaker 1: wasn't I wasn't that excited, you know, because I was

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Speaker 1: so traumatized by the crucifixion the night before. Fair enough,

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Speaker 1: those who loved him the most turned on him. Someone

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Speaker 1: wake up James Cheeney because I'm about to introduce him.

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Speaker 1: Jimmy Bojangles. How's about a question like we used to do?

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Speaker 1: Here goes James. Can I call you Kenny bunk Board,

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Speaker 1: Kenny bunk Board? Yeah, sure, okay, thank you. And last,

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Speaker 1: but only when he's making sweet love the least, Joey Greer.

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Speaker 1: Let's welcome back, Joe Diddley. Do you feel me now?

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Speaker 1: I do? Okay? Good, all right, let's get to our

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Speaker 1: first scene. All today's in suggestions or gathered from your

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Speaker 1: listener emails. If you'd like to submit yours, please write

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Speaker 1: to the podcast that your name here at alchemy this

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Speaker 1: And please dear Jesus for Karkowski saying, um right, a

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Speaker 1: review the show, won't you take some time show us

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Speaker 1: some love because that's what the show needs to get

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Speaker 1: more support. But man, oh man, can we use your

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Speaker 1: support in order to continue? That's not a threat. Support

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Speaker 1: like wild Cat Willie who said You're guaranteed to laugh,

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Speaker 1: highly recommended for anybody who has an opportunity listen while

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Speaker 1: working a service job, a robotic job, a job they dislike,

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Speaker 1: cat Willie welcome. Our first scene today comes from a

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Speaker 1: listener named Jessica, who wrote, Hello, I hope you all

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Speaker 1: are as good friends as I imagine you are. It

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Speaker 1: was very sweet. I love listening to you, and I

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Speaker 1: think it's so funny when Kevin prod is the rest

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Speaker 1: of you on by saying list and an insert random

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Speaker 1: number list of those daring a skit. I like numbers.

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Speaker 1: I actually love Vanessa's grungy old woman voice. I don't

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't dare look up pictures of you, guys.

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Speaker 1: I like to keep my own images of your spirit animals.

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Speaker 1: We're all way more attractive than you would think. She

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Speaker 1: lists our spirit animals Kevin father baron a tuxedo, Craig

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Speaker 1: deep voiced squirrel hiding in an air event pretending to

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Speaker 1: Joey Dolphins salesman with Elvis's hair, and James Shivering Seal

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Speaker 1: the checks out. Um he did add one for Chris

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Speaker 1: tea party cup filled with the kid's air tea. Anybody

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Speaker 1: an energizer, Bunny, that's true. I love you all. My

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Speaker 1: nowhere near done, by the way, the missive, I love

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Speaker 1: you all. My boyfriend's nickname is Guppy and he has long,

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Speaker 1: luxurious hair, and he's easy to remember. The people that

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Speaker 1: see him, and apparently I'm chopped liver. They always get

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Speaker 1: my order wrong, always get his correct. The final straw

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Speaker 1: aren't bred. I'd love to see your interpretation of this scenario. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: this menches this so long. I'm excited to email you all.

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Speaker 1: I won't be offended if you don't read all of it.

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Speaker 1: And I didn't. I actually cut out about a third. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I love you guys. Please don't ever stop talking to

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Speaker 1: each other. Jessica Green, all right, it's Max. Who's Max?

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Speaker 1: Excuse me? Excuse me? I need to talk to the

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Speaker 1: fucking manager. Alright, stand over the side if you wouldn't mind.

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Speaker 1: So we got a long line of Okay, I'll stand

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Speaker 1: over here and wait. All right, thank you? Yes, hi,

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Speaker 1: you next Customer're gonna get you? Remember me? You know

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Speaker 1: what I want? Oh right, Jessica, jess Nica, jess Nica, pizza.

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Speaker 1: I always find that start to remember. Hold on one second,

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Speaker 1: you remember my order? I do, and we're gonna jump

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Speaker 1: all over James when you say pizza's up. If you

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Speaker 1: could specify what kind of pie, that'd be great. Man,

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Speaker 1: you're just saying pizza. You got it? Thanks? Uh, jess Nica. Alright,

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Speaker 1: so we're gonna get you the margarita pizza. We got

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Speaker 1: a Christmas pizza order? No, did you have a Christmas pizza?

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Speaker 1: I didn't have a Christmas pizza? You know me? All right?

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Speaker 1: I'm in here three times a week. My boyfriend looks

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Speaker 1: beautiful hair. Apparently not, it's just just Nika, who's a

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Speaker 1: this gal? Right here? Are you the guy that cooks

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Speaker 1: the pizza? Sa? I'm just making come back over here?

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Speaker 1: Who does not hear? Um? He's on a work thing.

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Speaker 1: I was coming alone. Okay, PiZZ up? Okay, so let

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Speaker 1: me just take your order to just tell me what

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Speaker 1: you'd like, we do know what you want, but I'd

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Speaker 1: rather just to make sure it's perfect. Okay, as long

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Speaker 1: as it's just a game, just to play gamebscribe what

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Speaker 1: you'd like on your pizza? I would like the Alabama

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Speaker 1: with a twist, Alabama with the twist? Okay, great, what

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Speaker 1: all Aba with the twist? Does someone who to speak

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Speaker 1: to the manager? Yeah, I'd like to speak to the manager.

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Speaker 1: I'm the manager. Listens, enters ourselves first, like civil humans.

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Speaker 1: I'm Kelly Thompson. I'm a single mom. I'm struggling, but

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Speaker 1: I'm doing my best. How about you. Well, my name

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Speaker 1: I'm connected. Listen, there's I have some I'm a father

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Speaker 1: of two kids and I've got a wife. It's an

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Speaker 1: actually really good life that I'm living. Congratulated. I wish

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Speaker 1: I could say the same for me. You know, this

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Speaker 1: is my this is my kid right here. Those teeth

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Speaker 1: me know how I can help you out. You get

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Speaker 1: a beautiful, beautiful life. Well, I bought I was having

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Speaker 1: a pizza party for my daughter's birthday. Lucky girl. You

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Speaker 1: know I never had birthday parties. Well okay, well, I'm

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Speaker 1: really sorry to hear that. Girl. I'm an orphan. And

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Speaker 1: look look at these pictures here, These are the pictures

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Speaker 1: I've taken of the pizzas. They were all shaped like penises.

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Speaker 1: This is not an accident. This was on purpose. Are

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Speaker 1: you sure they came from this establishment? Look at the

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Speaker 1: pizza box? Where else would it come from? I want

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Speaker 1: to talk to the cook. I want to I want Okay,

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Speaker 1: take another moment to look at each other's eyes. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I want you to hear me say I'm really sorry

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Speaker 1: about the you know, provocative shape of those pies. But

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Speaker 1: I want to remind you you've got a beautiful life

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Speaker 1: and this is just a blip in the radar. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm really angry though, I feel like the chef over.

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Speaker 1: Can we hug a long time since somebody's touched me?

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Speaker 1: That wasn't a hit? Well, I'm a married man. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you need to. You know, well, I just they don't

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Speaker 1: reflect on me and I'll lose my job. But it's

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Speaker 1: worth if it's with it to you. Come on over, Tim, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: got a wife and kids. That's money to have birthday

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Speaker 1: parties for the kids. Uh, now you can continue, sir.

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Speaker 1: family and how don't bring it up. It's too sad man,

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Speaker 1: my whole family. Um, it's made of bread. And uh,

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Speaker 1: He's gotta you know, everybody's life is different. Good team

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Speaker 1: it because I just want to be a little closer

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Speaker 1: that my family. What's going on? How can help you? Were?

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Speaker 1: Are you the guy cooking the pizzas yesterday? Sorry interrupt?

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Speaker 1: Have you done any acting? Sir? I'm a casting director

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Speaker 1: and there's a movie shooting in town. I just came

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Speaker 1: here to get some pizza. But I saw your face

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Speaker 1: and you've got a perfect Have you ever done any acting?

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Speaker 1: I mean, obviously, but a couple of days work and

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Speaker 1: your face is just perfect. What we're looking? What's your name?

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Speaker 1: My name is Robert. Robert. Let me give you my card. Okay, great?

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Speaker 1: So this is the guy that's gonna suck the horse? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: okay great. I don't think I can do this. I

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Speaker 1: get the horse ready. She's in the mood. You gotta

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Speaker 1: move fast. She won't stay in the mood long. We

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Speaker 1: That is not what was dilated, pulsing and puffy. We

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Speaker 1: gotta move fast, dad, Can we just get out of here? Listen?

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Speaker 1: You know what, we probably shouldn't have brought the kids

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Speaker 1: to set today. Movie magic. Let's go, dad, I'm so bored. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: well here playing play on your iPad and back it up. Nelly,

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have to move fast on. This horse is

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Speaker 1: not going to stay with me? Can I can I

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Speaker 1: pass on this rule? Up? Oh? I know you? No,

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Speaker 1: you don't know me. There's no way whatever. Oh, don't

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Speaker 1: the booth you want me to shut her? Yeah, so

417
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 1: this has already been decided. It looks yes, sir. I

418
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:54,200
Speaker 1: can't defend myself and I can't explain why I'm doing

419
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:57,280
Speaker 1: what you could bring him to court. What the hell

420
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 1: are you? Sorry? I'm sorry. I shouldn't have mentioned the

421
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 1: Mr Hammer. Mr Hammer, I'm from McCluskey University, and look,

422
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 1: I'm going to melt. My aid just melted. If you

423
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 1: could send to I can't feel I gotta find a lawyer.

424
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:14,640
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said the coil. He's a billionaire.

425
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,600
Speaker 1: He's gonna drown me. Maybe you want to come to

426
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 1: the university. Would you like to teach a course? Uh?

427
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:25,440
Speaker 1: Starting salary six hundred thousand dollars a year. Really you

428
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:29,440
Speaker 1: could bring your own assistant. She starts at two. Wow,

429
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,200
Speaker 1: this is a great teacher student ratio. It's just me

430
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:34,720
Speaker 1: and you. Yeah, yeah, so one to one to ten

431
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,879
Speaker 1: if you had a zero. I'd also like to think

432
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,119
Speaker 1: of myself as part of the ratio and his assistant

433
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,119
Speaker 1: to one. Yeah. So we're really just getting okay, can

434
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 1: we get through this? Because I have fencing in yeah,

435
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,880
Speaker 1: you know what, let's just call it. Let's just say

436
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 1: today was just the meet and greet. I gave you

437
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:57,120
Speaker 1: the syllabus, right, so I'm all dressed in my fencing gear.

438
00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:00,200
Speaker 1: Am I not needed anymore to help teach? Well? This

439
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:03,040
Speaker 1: isn't fencing, this is this is construction with the mind.

440
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,959
Speaker 1: So we teach you how to build objects in your

441
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 1: head and then if you want to do that. Okay,

442
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,920
Speaker 1: so that shot you administered to me, that was the syllabus. Yes,

443
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 1: so inside there are floating small pieces of paper, so

444
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:19,240
Speaker 1: they're in my blood stream. Now, okay, so you should

445
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:24,440
Speaker 1: innately know the schedule. Okay, okay, are these autobots or

446
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 1: what are they? No? Nano, it's nanotechnology. Floating paper will

447
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:33,119
Speaker 1: be assembled in your mind in time. Why have you

448
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 1: come into today? We've got your medical information that we need.

449
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:42,240
Speaker 1: But what are the symptoms that you're feeling? Um? First

450
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:46,160
Speaker 1: of all, I'm thinking about paper a lot. Um. I'm

451
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:49,399
Speaker 1: more more than normal, more way more than normal. So

452
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:50,960
Speaker 1: I don't know whire to this. How often would you

453
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:55,119
Speaker 1: think about paper? Rarely? Rarely would I consciously think about it?

454
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 1: Like occasionally if like I ran out, Hey babe, what

455
00:27:57,359 --> 00:28:03,680
Speaker 1: you think about paper? Again? I think you need to

456
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 1: talk to somebody. I'm not going to go to the dark.

457
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 1: You need to go to the door. You never go

458
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 1: to the doctor, right, I guess it is time for

459
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 1: a check up? Paper? Stop? What's stop saying? That. What

460
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:22,280
Speaker 1: did I freaking legal pad the doctor. Okay, so my

461
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 1: wife made me right and we thank her for that. Um, well,

462
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 1: i'll tell you what. We're gonna take a little bloody

463
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 1: and we'll just run some time. I've never seen a

464
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:34,320
Speaker 1: fucking report like this. I mean, what's your blood samples?

465
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 1: But it's what are you saying? It's construction paper? The

466
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 1: blood is construction paper. That's hilarious, But seriously, what are

467
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 1: you saying. I don't make jokes, No, you don't. The

468
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 1: blood is construction paper. You're saying you're seeing construction paper

469
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:52,080
Speaker 1: within the blood. The blood is construction paper. It's I'm sorry,

470
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 1: the look at this. Look I'm gonna look look at

471
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 1: this that should be pouring out there. No, I had

472
00:28:56,800 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 1: to unfold it. That is blood, that is on taste blood.

473
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 1: Are you sure you didn't switch samples of some kind

474
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 1: and someone gave you a vial full of construction that's

475
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 1: what happened. No, this is blood, that's construction paper. Okay,

476
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 1: then you're fine with this being possible. Okay, So the

477
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:20,240
Speaker 1: diagnosis is, well, it's tricky. It's one we've not seen before. Um,

478
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 1: it's no surprise to us. While you've been thinking about

479
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 1: paper more than usual. It seems someone injected you with

480
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 1: you know, it was impossible. I left this off my

481
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 1: medical history. But like two weeks two weeks ago, I

482
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 1: was attending a college at an eccentric billionaire's house because

483
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 1: I wanted to study fencing and swimming. I sat in university. Yeah,

484
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 1: Tim's verse. I see the commercials all the time. I

485
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 1: know that great commercial budget on those commercials. Do you

486
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:55,520
Speaker 1: like to swim? Do you love to fence? Are you

487
00:29:55,720 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 1: looking for an accredited university with an amazing ratio? Huh?

488
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 1: Call now, I'm Tim, that's crazy. Do you see that guy,

489
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 1: the guy from horse Cock in that commercial that? Hey man,

490
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 1: why were you just talking back to the TV when

491
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 1: the commercials on were just answering? Like those were real questions?

492
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 1: Were there a question? Real? Right? Yeah? Who would you

493
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 1: go to this guy's university? Anyway? Dollars? You wait a second? What?

494
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 1: Yeh me? Are you guys smoking weed in your door? Yeah?

495
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 1: You're not supposed to smoke weed, Samson? So what open

496
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 1: the door? Why? Because you're in big trouble. We've already

497
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 1: told you we're smoking weed. What do you want from inside? Yeah?

498
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 1: Fuck a horse I'm not stop smoking that week. Okay,

499
00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 1: we're stopping now. Jesus, what the hell is so funny

500
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 1: that it's a ponzi scheme? They wouldn't do it. I

501
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 1: want to Let's let us go online just for a

502
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 1: goof sign up and get out of here and go

503
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 1: to Tim's University. Yeah, absolutely so there could be fish.

504
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 1: What else? Uh? Well, they just said, yeah, the commercial

505
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 1: you were talking to had fishing's fencing. She said that

506
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 1: I get a suit, a suit. She didn't say that.

507
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. Let's pull it up online Tim's University. Okay,

508
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 1: here we go. Fencing. Yeah. Uh, blood transfusions. What's that about, babe?

509
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 1: They gave me one week? Wait, what do you mean paper?

510
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 1: Well it's still happening. Well, I know they can't do

511
00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 1: anything about it. They tried to get in with scissors.

512
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 1: But you're here. Have this paper glue. Drink the glue.

513
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 1: Drink the glue. I don't know what I'm doing, it's

514
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 1: just sort of my intuition. Press you come back. Are

515
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 1: you even in there? Glue glue? I need a doctor,

516
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 1: a doctor paper glue. Hello, construction. You're probably wondering why

517
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 1: you are here to let me introduce you to the

518
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 1: other two people in the room. Paper, This gentleman across

519
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 1: from you, I was a happy family man living in Pittsburgh,

520
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 1: and then we injected him with small, tiny scissors meat scissors.

521
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 1: Oh no, this guy can kick my ass. This gentleman

522
00:32:55,400 --> 00:33:00,960
Speaker 1: on your left, you can. Really, he has been turned

523
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 1: into wrong. I'm not scared of that guy at all.

524
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 1: Would you like to play a game. Let's play a game.

525
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 1: Shall we kill me? I'm afraid get quick? You for

526
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 1: an extent a billionaire. He's in the mood for school

527
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 1: yard fun. That's where you wanted the picture. You want

528
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 1: to play Settlers of Catan or something like that, or Lowsey.

529
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 1: Really that close start. It was being friendly. It's not

530
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 1: close too dry rocks not happy. I don't know if

531
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 1: you've noticed, says, just stop banging on rock. It's not

532
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 1: gonna happen, paper, Paper, Yes, now to compete my assistant tonight.

533
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 1: I'm not the assistant to play my wife. I love

534
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 1: to call my assistant. Will you play Rochambo? Are you

535
00:33:53,160 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 1: familiar with this game? No? Well, watch you're on the

536
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 1: same page and going up. He didn't make enough scissor

537
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 1: try it again. I have rocked see she win? Would

538
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 1: you go on go or on the last word we go?

539
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 1: We don't have we do it at this point? Is

540
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 1: we go on? Three? We don't say. Some people say shoot,

541
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 1: some people do, but we just go rock. You have

542
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 1: a lot of question right, But why are you in

543
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 1: some sort of pain? Oh? My organs or stone be

544
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:40,319
Speaker 1: back for an eccentric billionaire to play a little game.

545
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 1: Hey are you guys? Are you guys looking up Tim's University?

546
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 1: In there? You're not supposed to go on the internet.

547
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:59,799
Speaker 1: Stuck in a horse pot? Smokers? Hey, what's going on? Sampsons? Hey,

548
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,280
Speaker 1: you guys are supposed to be using the free WiFi

549
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 1: to go on to other universities. Point of free WiFi,

550
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,880
Speaker 1: we're not supposed to use it. You can check your email,

551
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 1: you can do a lot of stuff. But what do

552
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 1: you mean we can't look at other universities web pages

553
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:15,839
Speaker 1: if we're paying for this. This isn't a restricted internet, man,

554
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 1: now is it? China? You guys don't want to get

555
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 1: university anyways. It's nothing but trouble there. You don't get

556
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 1: a real degree, You don't get a real education. My

557
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:34,400
Speaker 1: dad went there. What happened? Well, we haven't seen him

558
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:36,360
Speaker 1: since he used to be a pretty sharp guy. But

559
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:41,800
Speaker 1: he might have just left you did hear how? No

560
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:46,360
Speaker 1: he didn't. He turned to stone. What it's true, but

561
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:49,799
Speaker 1: don't mean he turned to stone. Well the last we heard,

562
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,800
Speaker 1: as he said, all of his organs returning granted or

563
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 1: I think it was just regular old stone, Like what's

564
00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 1: a normal stone? Like? What probably is it? Course is

565
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:05,359
Speaker 1: a crystals still stone? But it's not like right, It's

566
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:08,280
Speaker 1: more like it's like a rock orum and all boulder.

567
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 1: This university sucks. Don't we know this is a good university?

568
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 1: Like I didn't know between China and Korea. This sucks.

569
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,439
Speaker 1: University blows because I can't see internet in the ways

570
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 1: we want to. Very are we supposed to learn if

571
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 1: you can't use the internet? Hey guys, guys, I just

572
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 1: got on the ski team and thank you Sarah in Brooklyn.

573
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:38,160
Speaker 1: Our final scene of the day comes from Samuel, who wrote, you,

574
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 1: guys make my normal day to day job making drugs

575
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 1: in a lab a lot more enjoyable lab. Now for

576
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 1: the suggestion. A man with the short term memory loss

577
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 1: issue is trying to buy mouse traps from a salesperson

578
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 1: who also has a short term memory loss issue. Okay, ps,

579
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:00,760
Speaker 1: keep up the great work. Don't listen to what others

580
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 1: are saying. James, that shirt doesn't look bad at all

581
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 1: on you. Thank you, Samuel so perceptive. Yes, so these

582
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 1: are all for big rats, little rats, tiny rats. These

583
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 1: are rat traps or mousetraps. These I was looking for mousetraps. Uh, yeah,

584
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:20,919
Speaker 1: these are rat traps. These are for big rats, little rats.

585
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:23,719
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I was looking for mouse traps. I don't

586
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 1: think nobody should be trapping either of them. Nobody asked

587
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 1: me were I guess I'll just stay in the corner.

588
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:34,440
Speaker 1: Then hang out by the fucking mops or whatever, hang

589
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 1: out all the mops todd All. Yeah, so you were

590
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,800
Speaker 1: looking for rat traps. Yeah, yeah, so we got anything

591
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 1: you want to hear from, you know, big rats, little rats,

592
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: tiny rats, micey rats. You know. Sorry, do you work here?

593
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:50,400
Speaker 1: I do. I'm looking for rat traps. Okay, yeah, we

594
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 1: got little rats, tiny rats. I'm sorry. Rats have pretty

595
00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 1: advanced societies, my three archies. Yeah, we know that guy.

596
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 1: You want to kill them, well, you are rats, trust

597
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 1: our babies up and outfit. Yeah I knew that you

598
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:14,759
Speaker 1: want to kill them. Well, I mean I have kind

599
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:20,799
Speaker 1: of an infestation at my uh uh what is it? Huh?

600
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 1: You said you have an infestation? Oh my god? Where?

601
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:30,320
Speaker 1: I don't know? Where do you live? Where do I liven? Family?

602
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:33,800
Speaker 1: You know? A man rat will carry around a small

603
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 1: ton of little twiggly piece of paper as a wedding

604
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 1: band for his entire lot. He will marry up to

605
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:43,360
Speaker 1: three women, but he will be faithful to them. And

606
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:46,839
Speaker 1: with her best selling book, Rat The History of Man

607
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:53,399
Speaker 1: and How It Connects snoof and law lots a little much,

608
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:59,720
Speaker 1: turn it down, and now you're a fascination with rats, goes.

609
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:06,800
Speaker 1: It's got to relax. It's all right. It looks like

610
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 1: it looks like that's the normal soft mouth lifts heaven. Yeah,

611
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:16,400
Speaker 1: it looks like it in flame for some reason, it's not.

612
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,799
Speaker 1: I just can't get a zig flame back my mouth. Right.

613
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 1: Your tongue should fit normally in your mouth. I got

614
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,840
Speaker 1: stuck in the wrap, Tripp. And then I'll talk some

615
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 1: mother him. I can get a bang flame back of

616
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 1: my mouth, and that's all. No, I got the bigger

617
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 1: interview to die bad, Kevin. I don't just read the

618
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 1: book and you handle this guddamn mouse thing rap. Then

619
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 1: whatever the funk it is or hope apartment complex is infested.

620
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 1: I keep trying to read the book, and I just

621
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:45,320
Speaker 1: I'm not retaining anything, Kevin. I just this is I

622
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:47,799
Speaker 1: don't understand what you want to do, but you're making

623
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:50,320
Speaker 1: me make a choice, and that is to leave. Don't no,

624
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 1: don't leave. I love you. I love you, Kevin, but

625
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 1: I can't live here. What's wrong with it? It's infested

626
00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 1: with rat Oh my god, really, don't funk with me.

627
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:02,400
Speaker 1: I'm not working with you, Kevin. Please, so you know

628
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:04,320
Speaker 1: whether it's gonna be some kind of book or something

629
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,439
Speaker 1: snoof a long you have? You know what. I'm living

630
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 1: with my mom. I'm gonna go with my mom. I'm sorry.

631
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 1: I cannot be here, Kevin. I cannot do this. I can't.

632
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 1: Who are you again? Oh my god? What happened? Why?

633
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 1: Why did you leave? Well? He just thank you for

634
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:21,799
Speaker 1: the tea. It's it's just he just told you he's

635
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 1: a piece of ship. Dad, Stop James. It's if he

636
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 1: just doesn't he just doesn't listen or something I mean

637
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 1: or something I don't know. He just like maybe that's

638
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:37,959
Speaker 1: something is sexy. Are providing him enough happiness? Oh my God, Mom,

639
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 1: we've talked about this. Does he have and it's it's

640
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 1: not like that. I don't have to just have sex

641
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 1: with him so he likes me. Okay, do it? Mama?

642
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 1: Oh my sweetheart. Good. Not while I'm in the room.

643
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 1: You should have these discussions with your daughter when I'm

644
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:57,360
Speaker 1: not here. I have had these discussions and you didn't

645
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:01,320
Speaker 1: get it. The dad, I'm I'm sorry. This isn't a

646
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 1: conversation we should have. Ring. I don't know if I

647
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 1: should answer it. Well, maybe the door ring ring, the door, phone,

648
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 1: phone ring, phone ring, Hello, Hello, babe, it's Kevin. Hey,

649
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 1: I'm I'm outside. I don't want to talk to I'm

650
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:25,359
Speaker 1: knocking on the door right now. Don't want to talk

651
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:26,799
Speaker 1: to you right now. I'm going to get the door.

652
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 1: Oh Kevin, Hi, Yes, what do you want? Why are

653
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:41,239
Speaker 1: you here? What are you here for? Why are you here? Me?

654
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:45,320
Speaker 1: This is my house. I have this rat book. Okay,

655
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:48,040
Speaker 1: you know how I got it. But I have a

656
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:51,279
Speaker 1: sales receipt and Debbie told us there's a rap problem

657
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 1: in the apartment. Who's that your girlfriend? Our daughter, Debbie. Yes,

658
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm on the phone with her now, Babe.

659
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:01,760
Speaker 1: Why did you call me, you call with me, Okay,

660
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 1: I'm hanging up. Uh, she's in the other room. Do

661
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 1: you want coming, Kevin? I have a question for you.

662
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 1: Are you dissatisfied with the relationship? No? I love her.

663
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,800
Speaker 1: I couldn't be more happy. Okay, So she's providing you

664
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 1: with everything you need. Getchez what. I'm sorry, this is

665
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:26,400
Speaker 1: not so. I just wanted to call you guys in.

666
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 1: Is there more cheese or no? That's the full amount

667
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:31,640
Speaker 1: of cheese we have. That's the full amount of cheese

668
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 1: we have. Rats. Uh as your cousin, I'm disturbed. Your Christina.

669
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:43,360
Speaker 1: We what we have is on the plate, Debby, what

670
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:47,840
Speaker 1: we have is on the plate. Okay, listen, Tomorrow the

671
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,719
Speaker 1: whole family is going to get together. Okay. And I

672
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:51,919
Speaker 1: wanted to be nice. I don't know if you can't

673
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:53,439
Speaker 1: bring your boyfriend, if you guys are gonna be fighting,

674
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:57,480
Speaker 1: If you're not, it's fine. But what cannot happen again

675
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 1: is talking about ustard is a spice mustard. It's mustard,

676
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 1: it's stone ground. Some people think it has a little

677
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 1: kick to it, but it's not a spicy mustard. You

678
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 1: can't be talking about obscene sex in front of everyone.

679
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:14,879
Speaker 1: You're talking about this. It's not okay. No your say

680
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 1: something wrong with you healthy? No, Louise, there is something

681
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 1: wrong with you. Jennifer, Stop Jennifer, don't do that to

682
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 1: my mom. Your mom is telling people they can't be

683
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:29,320
Speaker 1: in relationships unless they're providing horrible services. Relationship we have.

684
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 1: Have you seen them? I don't. I don't see a

685
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 1: great relationship for me. I do too much for You're

686
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 1: dating a fucking rat. Okay, I'm not dating around. You're

687
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 1: dating a rap. I'm not dating a rat. I'm married

688
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:46,759
Speaker 1: to a round. But whatever her around, Well, this is

689
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 1: going to be, but it's not impossible. Slecing. Chapter four,

690
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:55,400
Speaker 1: Ross just rot started chim in there. Just for the audiobooks,

691
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 1: we got a little bit of it. So what happens

692
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:02,800
Speaker 1: with the rustler talking? Your tongue is getting huge and

693
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:08,720
Speaker 1: just yeah I did. I can come in the morrow

694
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 1: for the it today. I don't know if I'm the rat.

695
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:15,800
Speaker 1: Tap was not time this bit. It's all good, but

696
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 1: we just gotta get it today. Okay, I'm you got

697
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:22,359
Speaker 1: on the ice like this thing down? Yeah, I can

698
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:23,799
Speaker 1: put the A C out in the room. Put your

699
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:31,319
Speaker 1: tongue next to the A C Kevin, do you mind

700
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 1: sitting down in my office with me? I got you

701
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 1: this tattoo gun? Cool? Yeah, I think so too. I

702
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 1: think it's going to help a lot with your relationship

703
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 1: and generally your memory. What relationship. Well, let me just

704
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 1: start this first one, and we're gonna write Debbie on

705
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 1: your arm. Is this my tattoo gun or yours? Well,

706
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:57,920
Speaker 1: it's gonna be your, Well, it was mine. I used

707
00:44:57,920 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 1: to do a lot of prison tats, but I don't

708
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 1: need it anymore, Kevin, So this is my daughter's name.

709
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 1: And then yeah, so it's right there now you've always

710
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 1: got it. So anything you need to remember, all those

711
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:14,000
Speaker 1: things I forget. Yes, we will tattoo on me, not you.

712
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:18,160
Speaker 1: I'm starting you off on the right floor, a tattoo myself.

713
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 1: I am not always going to be there with you.

714
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 1: I'm just your father. You just have all these tattoos

715
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 1: of you on there, just your faith everywhere on your body.

716
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 1: I know it's to remind me of who I am.

717
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 1: That's way I never need to look in a mirror, Kevin,

718
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 1: I love you? Who are you? What I'm Debbie? Look

719
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:40,720
Speaker 1: at your forearm, covered it over with a picture of yourself. Kevin,

720
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 1: I'm Kevin Kevin family. If you're doing if you excuse me,

721
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 1: I'm listening to this audio book. I'm going to my mom's.

722
00:45:56,160 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 1: I can't, I can't, I am I can act all right? Yeah, yes,

723
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 1: I was imagining that rattled love. I can't in the

724
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 1: mary a right. That's like leaving the rods to give

725
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 1: them a little bit of a little like a trusted

726
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 1: to the get on the trusted time, accept the trust

727
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 1: you Roddy. What are you doing here? It's two in

728
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:28,800
Speaker 1: the morning. I know I was going to sleep outside

729
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 1: when I saw the light on. Maybe you should come

730
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:34,720
Speaker 1: back in the morning. Morning. You're asking me to leave, daddy,

731
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 1: you can. I don't care my week mama, but I'm

732
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 1: just gonna sleep in the two in the morning. Why

733
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 1: are you up? Because you're knocked on the door? Well

734
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 1: by accident and my head slipped. Look you know what,

735
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 1: I forget it? Okay, fine, fine, fine, come inside. What's

736
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:53,440
Speaker 1: going on? You woke your mother on it's happening. It's

737
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 1: so late. What time is that? It's two in the morning.

738
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:59,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I left Kevin. You left Cavin? Oh

739
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:04,719
Speaker 1: my god? Either tattoo all over his body? Tattoo? How

740
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 1: did he get started with tattoo? What? How did that happen?

741
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. He didn't say who gave it to him.

742
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:17,440
Speaker 1: He didn't remember. No. God, well, I guess we'll never know. Good.

743
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 1: I'm just so scared. And then I found all these

744
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 1: rat pellet droppings everywhere, and I think, Honey, maybe it's

745
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 1: just not the one. I know you were so close,

746
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 1: but he kept forgetting everything. It's just so hard it is.

747
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:37,400
Speaker 1: Look at you. Oh my god. You know what. We're

748
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:40,800
Speaker 1: going to go to the retreat. That's a family again. Okay,

749
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 1: we're going to work on your sexy families. Unite. Everybody

750
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:50,759
Speaker 1: getting I will touch each other. It's fine. What do

751
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:57,720
Speaker 1: you need to give your partner everything? Everything? Honey jumped

752
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 1: right ahead. There. We've got a few returning champs from

753
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 1: our Sexy Family run funds, and we're gonna be screening

754
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:09,800
Speaker 1: Horsecock tonight, so our favorite. Anybody grab your popcorn bucket

755
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:15,399
Speaker 1: that has a hole in the bottom turk. Yeah, sorry

756
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:17,480
Speaker 1: to pull you aside um, Debbie. I don't know if

757
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:20,319
Speaker 1: you remember me, do Yeah? I was in There've got

758
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:27,440
Speaker 1: a great memory. Oh my god, that's fantastic. I love memory.

759
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 1: I think memory is hot. Are you going to the

760
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:33,800
Speaker 1: Dirty Sanchez Workshop at five o'clock? Well, I was thinking

761
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 1: about it. I didn't have anyone to go with. Well,

762
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 1: it's full, but I bought two spots. Oh oh well,

763
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:43,239
Speaker 1: then whoever you're taking must be really lucky. Whoever I'm taking, Yeah,

764
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:46,279
Speaker 1: her name is Debbie. Oh she must be really nice.

765
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 1: I mean you what, Yeah, I would love to go

766
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:52,759
Speaker 1: and check out this stat that I just got. Oh

767
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 1: my god, that's a picture of other people. Yeah, that's right.

768
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:59,360
Speaker 1: Their faces aren't filled in, so you have an opportunity

769
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:01,239
Speaker 1: to don't know who they're going to be, but they

770
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:04,600
Speaker 1: could be me and you. Oh my god, I would

771
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:07,839
Speaker 1: I would love that. I'm so happy they're showing horse

772
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:09,880
Speaker 1: cocks tonight. Haven't seen it too. I haven't seen the

773
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 1: entire franchise. It's crazy. Oh yeah, they're gonna show the

774
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 1: whole trilogies. Yeah, I know. Do you guys know which

775
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 1: way the Crusty Cowboy Workshop is? Um? I think it's

776
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 1: right by the Saddle Ranch. Um anyway, Um, yeah, I'll

777
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 1: see you at six o'clock for the Sanchez Workshop. It's

778
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:40,800
Speaker 1: at five o'clock. I forgot I remembered m um. Do

779
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 1: you want My dad brought his jaguar. Do you just

780
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:44,399
Speaker 1: want to get out of here and just go into

781
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:49,839
Speaker 1: the city. He's got a big cat. Yeah, let's right

782
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 1: into the city. Yes, I would like a table for

783
00:49:54,160 --> 00:50:01,719
Speaker 1: two two people? Two people? Did you make a reservation? Um?

784
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 1: We didn't. Is there a problem? Yeah, they just want

785
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 1: a table for two people, but they didn't make it.

786
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 1: There isn't a problem. I'm just doing the math. Here

787
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:17,279
Speaker 1: are two people, no reservation, no reservations. Oh well, that's

788
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:20,239
Speaker 1: two different things, sir. Can you pull that shirt up?

789
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:24,759
Speaker 1: We'll do anything, sir, she asked nicely, to pull your

790
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:27,279
Speaker 1: shirt up. It's a scoopa neck. It's too low. No, no,

791
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:32,560
Speaker 1: not that cover your breasts, sir, like I'm proud of

792
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:35,279
Speaker 1: the breast that I have. Oh god, that's hot. Yeah,

793
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:38,640
Speaker 1: right this way, I've got a booth for you. Oh

794
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:42,400
Speaker 1: my god, is that snoop phone? That is she's huge.

795
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:48,279
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they got as schwa my right friend

796
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 1: with a lobervation. I'll have a sleisure salad with the

797
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 1: cob salad on top. Oh my god, she's dining with

798
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:03,399
Speaker 1: a rat. It's her husband. That's her husband's her husband? Really? Yes,

799
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 1: you didn't see any thing in e I did very well.

800
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:14,879
Speaker 1: You're looking at my husband. Sorry, we're we're just big fans.

801
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:18,840
Speaker 1: We don't mean to bother you. I'm not bothered. This

802
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 1: is my happy great to see you. Good to see you, too,

803
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 1: Good to see you, y'all a couple. Yeah like rats, yeahs,

804
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:36,799
Speaker 1: I'm rolling in all your book money. My god, thank

805
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:39,640
Speaker 1: you so much, Thank you so much. You're so welcome.

806
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:42,160
Speaker 1: It's gonna be weird now because they're sitting so close

807
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:44,480
Speaker 1: to me. I guess well, we'll all to sit together.

808
00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:48,600
Speaker 1: This was my husband, what's his name, little Jia himself.

809
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 1: Nice to meet you. I'm Dirk. He's a cut up.

810
00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:01,239
Speaker 1: Shut up, shut up? Can I ask you how you

811
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:05,839
Speaker 1: The two of you make it work a lot out contact, um,

812
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:11,319
Speaker 1: snacks together. I don't ever kill his family. Those are

813
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 1: the big things that make it work for us. Communication,

814
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:16,920
Speaker 1: never got bad. Angry, Yeah, that's I get that, all right.

815
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:21,719
Speaker 1: Who had the apple TEENI okay, he drinks like a

816
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:25,560
Speaker 1: little sixily, but I love them. And you had long

817
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:31,480
Speaker 1: onland I enjoy. Let me know if there's anything else, like, well,

818
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:33,080
Speaker 1: we don't want to bother each one. Say high. And

819
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:36,920
Speaker 1: it was a pleasure of meeting total pleasure. Total pleasure

820
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 1: is absolutely right. Um, just so you know, Snuff has

821
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 1: said that she'd pick up our tap, so yes, but

822
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:51,279
Speaker 1: I'll need to hear that from her. Um Snuff. Oh no,

823
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 1: oh god, the rats eating her? Oh god, oh god,

824
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:03,439
Speaker 1: it's your eyes out. Oh my god, oh my god.

825
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:09,680
Speaker 1: Say you'll pay for our dinner? Who did the rat

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Speaker 1: It was. We'll also definitely make a review, but we

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Speaker 1: You're doing so well? And is this shirt really as

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Speaker 1: get it, coming and get it. Hi, thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for listening, Thanks for reviews. Keep writing. I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: let's thank the engineer to the stars, Doug Babe may

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Speaker 1: heart media. Encourage all of you to write a review.

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Speaker 1: Please tell everyone you've ever met and right to us

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Speaker 1: are repeat emailing. I love that you're engaged. You give

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Speaker 1: name here at alchemy this dot com. I am Kevin Polking.

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Speaker 1: Until next time,