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Speaker 2: Hundred do you y away? Ladies, If you want to

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Speaker 2: be a good wife to your husband, you just have

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Speaker 2: to be loving, supportive, and willing to prank your man.

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Speaker 2: On a nationally syndicated radio show. Yeah, I think I

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Speaker 2: was going to agree with what you were going to

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Speaker 2: say there, but I'm on board right when you were like,

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Speaker 2: be good to your husband's Brooks Like, oh boy, seriously,

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Speaker 2: it's that easy. Luckily, one of our married listeners reached

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Speaker 2: out after she witnessed her husband accidentally walking to the

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Speaker 2: wrong restroom at the DMV. We're gonna call him and

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Speaker 2: do the reasonable thing and take away his driver's license permanent.

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Speaker 2: Ye in your phone, tap right now?

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Speaker 1: Another?

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Speaker 3: Hello?

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Speaker 2: Hi, am I speaking with Joel speaking hellove Joel. I'm

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Speaker 2: calling from the State Department of Licensing. My name is Colin.

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Speaker 2: Colin sick Okay, okay, did you hear that? With the

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Speaker 2: t Some people get that wrong. I just like to

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Speaker 2: clarify up front.

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Speaker 3: So you're saying stick colin stick.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm sick with the tea at the end. Sick,

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Speaker 2: You're you're you don't pronounce the tea. It's silent, got it?

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Speaker 3: You need me to write that down for something? Is

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Speaker 3: that what you told me?

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Speaker 2: No? Just I just feel like you should know.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So how can I help you today?

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Speaker 2: You came in last week to renew your driver's license.

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Speaker 3: Correct, Yes, that's right.

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Speaker 2: Well, even though we did give you a new license,

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Speaker 2: we're going to need you to punch a hole in

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Speaker 2: that and send it back to us in the next

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Speaker 2: three to five business days. It is convenience.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, I don't understand what you're saying.

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Speaker 2: I mean, sir, you realize that we have cameras inside

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Speaker 2: the DMV, but we see everything.

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Speaker 3: I didn't do anything wrong. What are you talking about.

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Speaker 3: I just went in there to get my license renewed.

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Speaker 2: Did you. Yeah, because while reviewing the security footage, we

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Speaker 2: saw you get up from your chair and walk into

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Speaker 2: the ladies restroom.

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Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, no, I saw it, sir. That

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Speaker 3: was just an accident. I mean I opened the wrong door,

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Speaker 3: But I went to the men's room.

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Speaker 2: You don't need to explain yourself. I saw the video

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Speaker 2: even though.

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Speaker 3: Then you saw that I went to the men's.

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Speaker 2: Room, sir. Yes, what are you talking about. You were

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Speaker 2: only in there for maybe less than ten seconds. We

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Speaker 2: saw you walk back. We saw you walk back outside

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Speaker 2: and look at the sign.

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Speaker 3: Yes, because I misread it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, there you go.

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Speaker 3: It was an accident.

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Speaker 2: So you you admit that you can't read the sign

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Speaker 2: on a bathroom door. We should just trust you to

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Speaker 2: read the signs out on the road.

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Speaker 3: I was waiting there for ever. You know that you

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Speaker 3: guys took forever to get to me. I was rushing

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Speaker 3: because I wanted to come back and be there when

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Speaker 3: you guys called me, Sir, I wasn't paying attention.

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Speaker 2: If I'm hearing you correctly, you're blaming us for not

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Speaker 2: being able to read well.

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Speaker 3: As I said, I didn't really pay attention inside. It

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Speaker 3: was focused on you guys.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure you would pay attention behind the wheel of

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Speaker 2: a ten thousand pound vehicle.

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Speaker 3: Well, yes, that's ridiculous. I wasn't driving through the DMV.

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Speaker 3: I was just walking to the rest of her.

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Speaker 2: Let me ask you Where are you right now?

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Speaker 3: What do you mean? Where am I?

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Speaker 2: Can you not hear either? I'm asking where you are.

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Speaker 3: I'm at my desk at work because I have a job.

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Speaker 3: This is ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: I need you to just look and tell me. What's

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Speaker 2: the farthest thing across the room from you right now?

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Speaker 3: Is this another eyesight exam? Now? I see my boss,

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Speaker 3: I see my co workers?

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Speaker 2: Is everything kind of blurry and random shapes moving?

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Speaker 3: Talking about? But I mean, you don't have authorization? What

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Speaker 3: do you do there? What's your position there?

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Speaker 2: Are you trying to make me feel bad because I

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Speaker 2: make minimum wage?

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Speaker 3: Well, I didn't mention that, you implied it. No, I didn't.

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Speaker 2: You wanted me to feel bad because I've worked here

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Speaker 2: for years and recently got rejected for a promotion.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, This is.

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Speaker 2: Going to be my only power grabbed is to take

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Speaker 2: advantage of people trying to get their licenses, if they're

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Speaker 2: walking into the wrong restroom, then to call them out

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Speaker 2: on it.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm not your therapist. It sounds like

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Speaker 3: you got to talk to someone, but it's not me.

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Speaker 3: You called me, accusing me of something, and I'm telling

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Speaker 3: you that it was an honest mistake.

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Speaker 2: Hearing a lot from you, a lot of sadness, a

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Speaker 2: lot of despair. What I can identify with that. So

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Speaker 2: here's what I'm going to offer. What I will personally

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Speaker 2: drive you around the city wherever you need to go.

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Speaker 2: Because you don't have a license, I could use the

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Speaker 2: companionship you.

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Speaker 3: Kid drive me around. I don't even know who you are.

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Speaker 2: Colin, Well, I know I told you earlier I was

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Speaker 2: calling sick with a T that I kind of fibbed there.

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Speaker 2: My real name is jeff and I work on a

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Speaker 2: radio show and this whole thing has been a prank

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Speaker 2: phone call set up by your wife.

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Speaker 3: So Laura, oh my god, you gotta be serious.

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Speaker 2: You're on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Laura set

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Speaker 2: you up for a phone tap.

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Speaker 3: Man. Oh my, oh my god.

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Speaker 2: I'm just joking with you, man, because Laura told us

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Speaker 2: you accidentally walked into the women's bathroom at the DMV

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Speaker 2: the other week, and she thought it'd be funny for

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Speaker 2: us to take away your license and see how you responded.

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Speaker 3: Hilarious. I'm having a heart attack here, Oh my god. O.

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Speaker 2: People with heart attacks should not be operating motor vehicles.

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Speaker 3: No, that's the one I can actually agree with you them.

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Speaker 2: You should.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every.

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Speaker 2: Morning with phone taps weekday mornings.

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Speaker 1: On the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning