Speaker 1: Kabooms.
Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
Speaker 2: of the old republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He
Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the
Speaker 2: rich pill poppers.
Speaker 3: In the penthouse.
Speaker 2: Wow to clearinghouse of hot takes, break free for something special.
Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.
Speaker 1: In the air andvery way. The Fifth Hour with me,
Speaker 1: Ben Maller and Danny G Radio and a happy, happy
Speaker 1: football Sunday here early in the morning, on this fourteenth
Speaker 1: day of September, as we have NFL football all day
Speaker 1: and little mailbag action here with myself and the great
Speaker 1: did any G Radio kickoff the day? Now we say
Speaker 1: the kickoff off the day and then I'll get email
Speaker 1: from people. You know, Ben, I listened to the Fifth
Speaker 1: Hour podcast on Wednesday. I don't listen on Sunday morning.
Speaker 1: I'm watching football on Sundays. Okay, that's fine, but we
Speaker 1: record the podcast orally. So that's why we say that
Speaker 1: is well, you shouldn't say that. Why should we not
Speaker 1: say that? I don't I don't know. Should we make
Speaker 1: this more Evergreen Danny, Are we too specific about when.
Speaker 4: We're doing this now? I like the way it goes,
Speaker 4: and listeners that I've spoken to like the way that
Speaker 4: we do it. So I think it's so in your face.
Speaker 4: Why change something that's been working for years exactly.
Speaker 1: I can't believe how long this podcast has been on,
Speaker 1: By the way, I thought this thing would last like
Speaker 1: a year and then that's it.
Speaker 4: It's a nice timeline too, for the three days, because
Speaker 4: even me, when I listen back to make sure everything
Speaker 4: is technically sound, I like the fact that I know
Speaker 4: where I'm at through the three day weekend.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, so there you go. So your hater, screw you,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. And today's National eat a Hogy Day,
Speaker 1: so make sure to.
Speaker 4: Eat a hogy. Yeah. That's funny too, because that's something
Speaker 4: that our grandparents said a lot. Right, you guys, you
Speaker 4: want to go to the park and get some hogies
Speaker 4: and bring them there with us and do a picnic.
Speaker 4: We well, we would always look the younger people in
Speaker 4: the family. We would always look at each other and
Speaker 4: like hogies.
Speaker 1: Now there is a I fell down this again. I
Speaker 1: fall down these rabbit holes because I like Where does
Speaker 1: the term HOGI come from?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: We know the term right? I mean, there's no unless
Speaker 1: I fell down the wrong rabbit, Like, there's no real.
Speaker 4: Point of origin.
Speaker 1: Like the sandwiches were made for lunches during World War
Speaker 1: One that era, and they were like Italian immigrants worked
Speaker 1: at One of the theories is they worked at the hall.
Speaker 1: It's a place called the hog Island Shipyard. And the
Speaker 1: original name Hogies was actually Hoggies and it was it
Speaker 1: became Hogies. That's one theory. There's another theory that there
Speaker 1: was a restaurant call I forget the name, it was
Speaker 1: in England and then the sandwiches were donated by a
Speaker 1: deli owner from Philadelphia. I mean, there's a there's no
Speaker 1: consensus on where the term hogy came. I don't know
Speaker 1: why I'm even saying this, but it's national. Itatahogy Day
Speaker 1: Hogies as they're known today. They believe they came from
Speaker 1: the Philadelphia area about one hundred years ago. About one
Speaker 1: hundred years ago, and the name has has been changed
Speaker 1: over the years. I guess it was originally spelled a
Speaker 1: little differently. But enough of that. The mailbag, Ohio, al,
Speaker 1: can you get me in the mood ohio al form
Speaker 1: the mailbag please.
Speaker 3: It's.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you for that. Now, first up is
Speaker 1: Scott from Florida. Hello Scott, he says, Hey, Ben and Danny,
Speaker 1: it sounds like you print these emails out and read
Speaker 1: them off the old school paper. I only mentioned this
Speaker 1: because I did forget to sign my email last week,
Speaker 1: which you read, thank you. But I always assumed you
Speaker 1: just read them off the computer screen, so no need
Speaker 1: to sign, he says, since my name is right there, Well.
Speaker 4: Ben rips them off the ap wire.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. What I use is I have a typewriter.
Speaker 1: I retype them. Danny, I don't have a printer, a typewriter,
Speaker 1: and I just typed them up. And this is it
Speaker 1: takes a long time, and I know, so we generally
Speaker 1: encourage you to put your name and city and even
Speaker 1: if like you're a regular Scott, and I appreciate you
Speaker 1: because you've been loyal and you send a lot of
Speaker 1: email over the time that you've been listening to the podcast,
Speaker 1: and so it's pretty cool. Just I'm usually putting the
Speaker 1: together at the last minute. I'm normally somewhat tired, so
Speaker 1: needless to say, it just helps the process. I don't
Speaker 1: actually normally print them out. I don't. But what I
Speaker 1: do is I clip them, copy them and paste them
Speaker 1: into one big file that has all the mail, so
Speaker 1: I can just kind of go through it quickly. That way,
Speaker 1: I don't have to open eight million emails and I
Speaker 1: just kind of go through. So I'll copy what you
Speaker 1: wrote and then put it in a in a big
Speaker 1: file and that's it. Anyway, Scott says, I'm forty six,
Speaker 1: and though I worked in the Dark Ages, I thought
Speaker 1: I worked in the Dark Ages. He says, But that's
Speaker 1: some pretty classic stuff, he said. No, I don't use
Speaker 1: paper anyway. Do you do you print them out?
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't print them out, No, he says.
Speaker 3: Ps.
Speaker 1: My son, Carter says, Hi, and ask me why the
Speaker 1: other radio guys always talk about the Yankees And Carter
Speaker 1: is six years old. Any advice on how to have
Speaker 1: the talk about East Coast bias with him at a
Speaker 1: young age? Yeah, sure, Scott. We'll just tell young Carter
Speaker 1: that so many people in the media are from New
Speaker 1: York and they grew up talking about only New York
Speaker 1: sports teams.
Speaker 4: There's your friend Bruno.
Speaker 1: That's right, because they because they grew up. They grew
Speaker 1: up watching New York teams. And there's also it's not
Speaker 1: so much East coastpies. It's it's, as I like to say, broadcasting,
Speaker 1: not narrow casting, where we generally end up talking about
Speaker 1: the Yankees, the Cowboys, the Lakers because they have huge followings,
Speaker 1: and we are doing broadcasting, we're not doing narrow casting.
Speaker 1: And I get ripped a lot Danny and you Scott
Speaker 1: as well, because I'll do a monologue, I'll mention the
Speaker 1: Jacksonville Jaguars in a monologue. We're all all rant about
Speaker 1: the Texas Rangers or the Royals, and I like, what
Speaker 1: are you doing those teams? You should not be like
Speaker 1: some people get so offendive. We talk about teams that
Speaker 1: are not at the very top of the mountain when
Speaker 1: it comes to popularity in sports. And I've never I'm
Speaker 1: interested by all the teams for the most part, but
Speaker 1: I part of the job is you do have to
Speaker 1: appeal to a broad audience. So that's one of the reasons.
Speaker 1: And then also most of the media companies are headquartered
Speaker 1: in New York, and like we said, the guys grow
Speaker 1: up fans in New York teams and every radio station.
Speaker 1: I've been in radio, the radio business. I can't believe
Speaker 1: how long it's been. It's been a long been a
Speaker 1: long time, and everywhere I've worked, from my first gig
Speaker 1: in San Diego to filling jobs in all over the country.
Speaker 1: I've done filling gigs in Boston and Denver, Seattle, other Portland, Oregon, everywhere.
Speaker 1: I've even done filling jobs. There's always a Jets fan.
Speaker 1: There's always a Mets fan. There's always a Knicks fan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: everyone in those places.
Speaker 4: When you talk Jags on your overnight, this is what
Speaker 4: I do. Oh my.
Speaker 3: Wah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was Holler and James back in the day.
Speaker 1: He's not as prime anyway. He's okay now as a snorer.
Speaker 1: I'd also appreciate it if he stopped calling up saying, hey,
Speaker 1: I've been I'm in my birthday suit. I'd also appreciate that.
Speaker 1: Next up on the mail bag, ferg Dog in Fullerton
Speaker 1: writes in these are actual letters by actual listeners. If
Speaker 1: you'd like to send a letter in for a future
Speaker 1: mail bag, you can do that right now. You can
Speaker 1: do that later. But if you forget, if you don't
Speaker 1: do it now, you'll probably forget. You'll probably forget. But
Speaker 1: if you would like to send a message in make
Speaker 1: sure put name and city Scott in Florida, name and city.
Speaker 1: Put that in there and then send it to Ben Mahler.
Speaker 1: All right, No, that's the wrong email oters. I was
Speaker 1: going to give out the wrong email out.
Speaker 4: You said it with your chest out too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a real fifth hour, all letters, no numbers, real
Speaker 1: fifth hour at gmail dot com. That's a real fifth
Speaker 1: hour at gmail dot com. Freg Dog and Fullerton Right,
Speaker 1: since its hello, Ben and Danny g I'm sure you
Speaker 1: both were thrilled that football was back, and I'm most
Speaker 1: excited to be back as well live read season. He's
Speaker 1: very excited about that. Yeah, it's a big time if
Speaker 1: you're a fan of the live reads. A lot of
Speaker 1: live reies now. Fregduck says, I'm worried about your voice though, Ben,
Speaker 1: with all the live reads and no Eddie, you barely
Speaker 1: have any time to rest your vocal cords all show. However,
Speaker 1: I have a solution. What do you think about breaking
Speaker 1: out the dance floor and playing bumper music.
Speaker 4: In the middle of every hour.
Speaker 1: If you don't like that idea, just play a few
Speaker 1: minutes of hollering. James snoring, or let Marcel and Brooklyn
Speaker 1: try his hand at the update kill that you gotta
Speaker 1: do something to protect your voice.
Speaker 2: Ben.
Speaker 1: That's from Freg Duggy.
Speaker 4: This is wild. We just played Holler and James snoring.
Speaker 3: I know, we just did.
Speaker 1: Like the timing. This it's it's like some kind of
Speaker 1: it's it's all everything's programmed, Danny. It's all a simulation.
Speaker 1: It's all part of the simulation. Uh So, thank you
Speaker 1: for that. For I'm glad you're worried about my my voice.
Speaker 1: It's actually done better lately. I'm not sure why. It
Speaker 1: was really tough. I had a kind of a sinus
Speaker 1: thing that was causing the issues for a while. And
Speaker 1: get out of phlegm, and I felt like I was
Speaker 1: playing defense for the Philadelphia Eagles. We'll be playing the
Speaker 1: Kansas City Chiefs later today in one of the big
Speaker 1: matchups in the NFL. And uh so, yeah, And and
Speaker 1: no Raider game for you today, Danny's are you gonna
Speaker 1: watch the NFL?
Speaker 3: Are you gonna know?
Speaker 1: Raiders? So they don't play till tomorrow night, right playing
Speaker 1: on Monday.
Speaker 4: Of course, I'm gonna watch the NFL. I paid for
Speaker 4: the Sunday ticket and damn it. I'm gonna get every
Speaker 4: penny's worth out of my money.
Speaker 1: All right, I got you.
Speaker 4: No, I love. I love watching all teams, not just mine. Okay,
Speaker 4: all right, you know.
Speaker 1: Watch that Chiefs Eagles game. You'll be a fly Eagles.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's go Eagle.
Speaker 1: Vigtrry all right. Next up, Alf from the Big Eie.
Speaker 1: It's New England's Great State Fair. Greetings gentlemen. Then, now
Speaker 1: that Benny versus the Penny is back on YouTube, does
Speaker 1: this mean that you are up for a great New
Speaker 1: England food tour courtesy of the Alfmobile. Absolutely, Alf, I
Speaker 1: can live through you and I there's a lot of
Speaker 1: wonderful food in the New England States, and I've only
Speaker 1: scratched the surface. As you know, Alf, I've been to
Speaker 1: Boston many times, but I usually end up eating Italian
Speaker 1: food on the North End because that's what I like.
Speaker 1: And there's a few other restaurants sprinkled around there that
Speaker 1: I'll enjoy it. But if you know places, yes, Alf,
Speaker 1: we can send us photos and let us know how much.
Speaker 1: Make sure you put the prices in there, let us
Speaker 1: know how much everything is.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, did you hear al michaels On Thursday night talk
Speaker 4: about the Parsons Texas Roadhouse thing.
Speaker 1: No I missed that.
Speaker 4: Take a listener real quick.
Speaker 3: Here.
Speaker 5: We're talking to Parshes the other day. You know, it's
Speaker 5: one thing to get acclimated to the play on the field,
Speaker 5: he said, what about off the field?
Speaker 3: He said, Well, they gave me a big truck.
Speaker 5: I got an Airbnb, and I'm eating a Texas Roadhouse.
Speaker 3: He told us he weighs two forty eight.
Speaker 5: Once he get to two forty, I said, he going
Speaker 5: to get into Texas Roadhouse.
Speaker 3: Better find a vegan place. He called.
Speaker 1: Because he is he talking about like in Appleton or
Speaker 1: in Green Bay?
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, yeah, there's a Texas Roadhouse there. I guess
Speaker 4: that's where he's been going for every meal since he arrived.
Speaker 1: You got to go to Appleton because that's where the
Speaker 1: action is. You know, there's like three restaurants in Appleton.
Speaker 1: There's only one in Green Bay, but there's three restaurants
Speaker 1: over in Appleton, So there's a there's actually a pretty
Speaker 1: good brewery in Appleton and the Appleton I have a
Speaker 1: hat here.
Speaker 4: When I went with my brother, I got a hack.
Speaker 4: I can't I can't wait to cross that off my
Speaker 4: bucket list. I've been wanting to go to Lamb for
Speaker 4: a while.
Speaker 1: Hey, you want to stay at my brother's house. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll use his Lufa exactly. Steve from the Bay rites
Speaker 1: and he says, Ben and Danny, is this new Apple
Speaker 1: headphone thing exciting or is this more alien technology? Apparently
Speaker 1: Apple's got new headphones out, Danny that can translate, according
Speaker 1: to Steve here foreign languages in real time. That sounds amazing.
Speaker 4: WHOA, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: That sounds Steve says, they did this in Star Trek
Speaker 1: back and they really like it's a Star Trek communicator
Speaker 1: or something like that. Well, Steve, first of all, this
Speaker 1: is the first I'm hearing about it. Bad job by me. Secondly, yes,
Speaker 1: at some point the wife wants to drag me to
Speaker 1: a bunch of countries where they don't speak English, which
Speaker 1: I'm okay with. But I'm a little scared because I
Speaker 1: only speak English. So if I had those headphones, I
Speaker 1: can go down to my and have a conversation with somebody,
Speaker 1: I go to Beijing, knock yourself out wherever. That would
Speaker 1: open up the whole world if.
Speaker 4: It actually works. Those language teaching companies hate this. Oh,
Speaker 4: you're right, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Rosetta Stone, They're like,
Speaker 4: screw you Apple. Yeah, it says Apple just announced Live
Speaker 4: translation for AirPods Pro three, powered by Apple Intelligence. It
Speaker 4: translates live conversations directly in your air starting with English, French, German, Portuguese,
Speaker 4: and Spanish.
Speaker 1: Okay, so it doesn't have Russian, Chinese would be really
Speaker 1: that's a tough Yeah.
Speaker 4: I guess they're going to add other languages.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh that's great though. I mean that right you uh,
Speaker 1: you've done any international traveling, Danny, I have ever. No,
Speaker 1: I've never done that either. So I'm concerned, like what
Speaker 1: if I go somewhere nobody, I can't talk to anybody,
Speaker 1: Like what do I do?
Speaker 4: By the time you and I get to travel like that,
Speaker 4: it'll be in a flying car and we'll have these
Speaker 4: air pods in Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, speaking of that, Orlando that's his name, not his city.
Speaker 1: He did not say where he's from. Bad job by him,
Speaker 1: Orlando writes in He says he enjoys the podcast. This
Speaker 1: is the first time he's ever written to a podcast. Well,
Speaker 1: thank you. You always remember your first time. You will
Speaker 1: remember this for many many years to come. Anyway, he says,
Speaker 1: the new crash proof plane is in development? Are we
Speaker 1: never going to have plane crashes again? And then he
Speaker 1: sent me a link here to this is I guess
Speaker 1: an A. I don't think this is legit. By the way, Orlando,
Speaker 1: it's AI. The plane is supposed to use the AI here.
Speaker 1: Danny's got huge air bags. When the engine is failing,
Speaker 1: the air bags are activated.
Speaker 4: That doesn't sound real, all right?
Speaker 1: And plus if the engine fails, how would the air
Speaker 1: bags be activated because the engine is not working?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Have you seen the photo on this? Holy crap, this
Speaker 1: is hilarious.
Speaker 4: No, I'm googling it right now. I want to know.
Speaker 4: I want to see who did this AI.
Speaker 1: This is hilarious. So it's got It looks like the
Speaker 1: Staypuff Marshmallow plane and it triggers fast deploying airbags at
Speaker 1: the nose, belly, and tail of the plane. What if
Speaker 1: it lands not? What if it knows dives head first?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know, let me I can. I can send this
Speaker 1: over you and I see you listening or live coverage.
Speaker 1: It is the fifth hour podcast live on tape, and
Speaker 1: there's the the plane. I don't think that's gonna if
Speaker 1: that thing lands crashes from thirty thousand feet or whatever
Speaker 1: in the sky.
Speaker 4: I don't think that's gonna it's gonna matter much. I'm
Speaker 4: reading something here from the New York Post. It says
Speaker 4: engineers unveil a Bonker's prototype for crash proof plane following
Speaker 4: Air India disaster. Says that Project Rebirth is the first
Speaker 4: AI powered crash survival system. Reads the description of the
Speaker 4: Pillowy protective measure on the site. It deploys smart air bags,
Speaker 4: impact absorbing fluids, and reverse thrust mid air, turning fatal
Speaker 4: crashes into survivable landings. Oh yeah, I'm looking at the
Speaker 4: picture right now. Looks like a cartoonist did it right.
Speaker 1: It does not look good.
Speaker 4: It's like a ball sack on top and bottom of
Speaker 4: the plane.
Speaker 1: According to the story Orlando sent me, it's got keV lar.
Speaker 1: That's keV lar. That the thing that looks like the airbag.
Speaker 1: I guess it is. It's air and foam. They claim
Speaker 1: inner layer has some other craft. I don't know what
Speaker 1: that is, but supposed.
Speaker 4: To be a So this is AI engineered. They want
Speaker 4: to try to you a prototype like this. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 4: so it is not Actually it's not a thing. I
Speaker 4: got you.
Speaker 1: Thank you for that.
Speaker 3: Orlando.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Who's next on the mailbag?
Speaker 3: Rick?
Speaker 1: Right Sin also did not say his name. What was
Speaker 1: going on with you idiots? Is it that hard to
Speaker 1: say where you're from? Is it that difficult to say
Speaker 1: where you're from? Rick says, Hey, not to go full
Speaker 1: coast to coast on you guys. But NASA this week
Speaker 1: claimed that they have clear signs of life on Mars.
Speaker 1: Does this interest you, guys? Of course it does, Rick.
Speaker 1: What human being would not be interested in that? And
Speaker 1: they they claim NASA's they were going to deliver some
Speaker 1: monumental news about Mars. They had an announcement this week.
Speaker 1: What do you think they found? They said? I guess
Speaker 1: the sciences are excited, says, this is a new story.
Speaker 1: Sciences are excited because the rock on Mars might contain
Speaker 1: bio signatures, which are chemical clues that could hint of
Speaker 1: ancient microble life on Mars. Okay, so they're trying to
Speaker 1: find martial I mean, okay, that's fine. Do you think
Speaker 1: NASA's is gonna randomly announced Danny on like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: Wednesday or Thursday. Hey, by the way, we found some goblins.
Speaker 4: How many years would it take to travel to Mars.
Speaker 4: If you're going that far, you're gonna find another life form.
Speaker 1: I would hope I would hope he finds them. Anyway,
Speaker 1: let's see what is next. Reggie from Detroit. Hello Reggie,
Speaker 1: he says, Hey, Bndon Danny. I saw some of you
Speaker 1: guys were upset that you did not talk about Charlie
Speaker 1: Kirk being murdered on the show. How did you handle
Speaker 1: handle that? Says Reggie. Obviously we don't live in a bubble, right, Dan,
Speaker 1: we were aware. I don't know how Covino and Rich
Speaker 1: in the other shows handle it. But my theory, and
Speaker 1: I don't always follow this, but my general theory is
Speaker 1: that we do specialization. We sell cheeseburgers. We don't sell pizza.
Speaker 1: We sell cheeseburgers what we do here, and if you
Speaker 1: want pizza, you can find pizza. If you want cheeseburgers,
Speaker 1: you come to us. It's kind of like the in
Speaker 1: and Out philosophy. Reggie and I've talked about this as well.
Speaker 1: But for those that are new to the show, like
Speaker 1: In and Out had the mantra, let's just do one
Speaker 1: thing and we're going to do it really well, that's it,
Speaker 1: and there when they opened up over in the San
Speaker 1: Gabriel Valley in La Here in Baldwin Park, they had
Speaker 1: three items in and out, had three items on their menu.
Speaker 1: They had burgers, fries, and shakes. And that was back
Speaker 1: probably like the nineteen forties or something like that. And here,
Speaker 1: all these years later, they still only have three items
Speaker 1: that they have on their menu, like three main items, burgers, fries,
Speaker 1: and shakes. So that's you know, that's it. And plus
Speaker 1: I don't know that I don't know that I need
Speaker 1: to add anything to the compost. Add I think it's
Speaker 1: you know, horrible anytime somebody and murdered.
Speaker 4: That's what I was gonna say, was that you had
Speaker 4: the not luxury, but the time slot you're on. Everybody's
Speaker 4: kind of already reacted to it in the media. When
Speaker 4: C and R were on that afternoon, it was breaking
Speaker 4: news that he was pronounced dead. So the guys had
Speaker 4: to react to it. And they didn't spend the whole
Speaker 4: show talking about it, but their opening segment they discussed
Speaker 4: it a little bit and they said sports provides unity
Speaker 4: and healing, and so we'll try to have some fun
Speaker 4: and you know, move forward with today. And I think
Speaker 4: that's kind of the best way to handle it when
Speaker 4: you're in the moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. I was not a consumer of I
Speaker 1: guess he was a big political commentator. I didn't i'd
Speaker 1: heard the name. I guess he had been on some
Speaker 1: of the Joe Rogan or something. I don't know, but
Speaker 1: I whatever. It's a sad situation.
Speaker 4: And you've seen in the following days how it's become
Speaker 4: divisive with people going back and forth at each other.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, everything is divisive. You know. There were what
Speaker 1: I saw when I was looking at the story because
Speaker 1: like everyone else, I mean, the thing that I would
Speaker 1: like to complain about, the main complaint is I I
Speaker 1: don't know about you, daddy, but I had no less
Speaker 1: than three people, unsolicited, unsolicited, send me the video of
Speaker 1: the murder. I didn't know what I was clicking. The
Speaker 1: first time I thought, I thought it was Ai. I said,
Speaker 1: what is that? And then it's all around the same
Speaker 1: time when the thing, I guess popped up on social media.
Speaker 1: And I don't know about you, but I don't When
Speaker 1: I was a kid, remember those you were you around
Speaker 1: my age, Remember those videos like faces of Death or
Speaker 1: something like that course showed, Yeah, those those were those
Speaker 1: were like contraband. When I was in junior high school
Speaker 1: and high school, people would pass those around. Oh you
Speaker 1: see that guy, you know getting kicked over by the
Speaker 1: train or whatever.
Speaker 3: But I didn't really.
Speaker 1: I was never into that stuff. Like I don't want
Speaker 1: to see that. I'm good, you know, I've seen as
Speaker 1: many people die as I want to see die. That's it.
Speaker 1: I don't need to see that, and certainly not that way.
Speaker 1: And they like, who does it? At least say hey,
Speaker 1: don't click on this if you know you don't want
Speaker 1: to see you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like, I don't.
Speaker 1: It annoyed me, that bothered me. So anyway, Stand from Harrisburg,
Speaker 1: PA writes in he says, I know you guys have
Speaker 1: talked about this on the podcast in the past. It
Speaker 1: just happened again. I want to see if Danny can
Speaker 1: use this for animal Thunderdome. There is when is that
Speaker 1: animal thing happening? Danny's any update on that? Probably not right.
Speaker 4: The latest update is that the contract for this thing
Speaker 4: has been on Clay's desk for four weeks. I don't
Speaker 4: know what is going on from there. This is just
Speaker 4: going to be in a holding pattern forever. So we've
Speaker 4: joked in the past that it's just endlessly going to
Speaker 4: continue with no resolve, and it sure looks like it's
Speaker 4: headed that way. CoA. Bryant g is going to be
Speaker 4: the host of this thing with Clay's fifteen year old
Speaker 4: coming up in about ten years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's gonna happen. Well, anyway, sent this story.
Speaker 1: I guess it's more for you than me. A guy
Speaker 1: in his estate there in Pennsylvania has spoken out after
Speaker 1: their emotional support alligator has been banned from Walmart.
Speaker 4: Yeah I saw this, Oh you did?
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're already aware of that. Okay, Uh, how
Speaker 1: does one have an emotional support?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: How do people allow that to happen? You know what
Speaker 1: I mean? I guess it's a little alligant, right, It's
Speaker 1: like a baby alligator, but it's still an allegant.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a cute little walllygator.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? And don't those things? But don't
Speaker 1: those things grow?
Speaker 3: What do you do?
Speaker 1: You can only have it till it gets to a
Speaker 1: certain size and then you got to get rid of it.
Speaker 1: Is that how that works?
Speaker 4: I think there's some that stay little Oh really okay.
Speaker 1: Wasn't the guy like he's in he's an older he's
Speaker 1: older than us. The guy that has that, that's like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Man? How do you get one
Speaker 1: of those? By the way, what is there? Is there
Speaker 1: a website alligators dot com?
Speaker 4: Do you remember the Wally Gator cartoon when we were
Speaker 4: kids and we saw reruns of.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I remember that vaguely and back in
Speaker 1: the day for sure. Anyway, I don't you saw the story, Danny,
Speaker 1: so you know, I don't.
Speaker 3: What do you want me?
Speaker 1: I'm amazed that somebody would want to have an emotional
Speaker 1: support alligator. And how does the alligator actually support you?
Speaker 1: Because it doesn't eat you, So it's supporting you. Is
Speaker 1: that what that is? It doesn't eat you? So that's
Speaker 1: a good thing, yes, man?
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 1: Next up, Paul from La La land rights In says
Speaker 1: he lives mid Wilster. I used to live near there.
Speaker 1: I used to live in Park Librea massive apartment complex,
Speaker 1: which is not far from what's kind of in that corridor,
Speaker 1: the Wilson Corridor over there. If you're familiar with La anyway,
Speaker 1: Paul writes in says, Hey, Ben, I know you guys,
Speaker 1: I know you're a gamb but I don't know about
Speaker 1: Danny g Have you ever gotten so far on the
Speaker 1: whole you thought about doing what this this guy did?
Speaker 1: And then he sent me a link from Twitter and
Speaker 1: the link says that a passenger was arrested for jumping
Speaker 1: overboard off a cruise ship. Now, why did he jump
Speaker 1: overboard off a cruise ship? According to the story that
Speaker 1: Paul sent me, this is that Actually I didn't see.
Speaker 1: This is actually pretty funny. So apparently this guy Dan,
Speaker 1: according to this story, lost sixteen thousand dollars gambling on
Speaker 1: the boat and he thought, rather than pay the sixteen
Speaker 1: thousand dollars, he would just jump over the outside and
Speaker 1: swim away on the Royal Caribbean boat.
Speaker 3: And that was it. That is.
Speaker 1: That's like big balls from Vegas is what that is?
Speaker 1: That is Wow, jeez, this happened? What has happened? September seventh,
Speaker 1: US Customs and Border Protection officials were conducting the screening
Speaker 1: and the man in question was hauled out of the
Speaker 1: water by an accomplice and there he was quickly able
Speaker 1: to track him down in Puerto Rico and Puerto Rico. Ho,
Speaker 1: don't you usually die when you fall off a cruise ship?
Speaker 1: Like that's Those things are massive. Those are like skyscrapers
Speaker 1: and the sea. I I remember when I was visiting
Speaker 1: my brother a couple of years back in the York.
Speaker 1: We were over in Brooklyn and they had like I guess,
Speaker 1: it goes from New York down to Florida. And as I,
Speaker 1: if you fall, that you're done. That's it. Forget about
Speaker 1: not being able to be found out in the in
Speaker 1: the ocean. Anyway, We'll get out on that.
Speaker 4: You're gonna end on a death story.
Speaker 1: Huh well, you know, listen, we got to appeal to
Speaker 1: all people, Danny, and some people love death. There's the
Speaker 1: ghouls out there, they love that stuff.
Speaker 4: Enjoy the NFL games today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, looking forward to it. And that Chiefs Eagles games.
Speaker 1: That's a humdinger of a game. Looking forward to that.
Speaker 1: And not a great Sunday night game tonight. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna you know, Vikings and Falcons doesn't do a lot
Speaker 1: for me. But the Chiefs and the Chiefs and the Eagles,
Speaker 1: that definitely does something for me.
Speaker 4: And go Raiders on Monday night. Hello, Hello, hello.
Speaker 1: The Raiders, the Raiders.
Speaker 3: Can you hear me? Hello?
Speaker 4: Yeah, now I can. Yeah, you came back I'm back.
Speaker 1: The gremlins are attacking Danny. We're being attacked by the gremlins.
Speaker 1: The gremlins are attacking us, Danny, g radio.
Speaker 4: You better jump in your car and drive over to
Speaker 4: Sherman Oaks. I'll get you on the telephone while you're.
Speaker 3: I'll do that.
Speaker 1: I'll be I'll be there, Yeah, I'll be there here
Speaker 1: in three days. With the traffic, I'll be there in
Speaker 1: three days.
Speaker 4: We'll have Eddie Garcia fill in right now, little taste.
Speaker 1: Yes, well, we'll have Eddie, and then we'll have.
Speaker 3: We'll have Coop.
Speaker 1: We'll have Coop do the updates. Yeah, later, skater, But
Speaker 1: I I want to mount it.
Speaker 4: Asta fasta is it?
Speaker 1: Is it spaghetti? When we feed Aicini? I don't care.
Speaker 3: I'm leaving.
Speaker 4: Goodbye, gotta murder, I gotta go.