WEBVTT - Pound My Ogrussy (feat. Laurel Charleston)

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So first image is donkey fucking human Fiona.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, not human Fiona, that's unnecessary. She's sheen am

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<v Speaker 2>me no.

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<v Speaker 3>May not my name? Yo yo yo?

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<v Speaker 4>What is your childe?

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<v Speaker 1>Rama?

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<v Speaker 4>I am a cook?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what's going down before us round.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Like a Virgin, the show where we give

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday's pop culture, today's takes. I'm Ra's DomU, I'm fran Torodo,

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<v Speaker 1>New York City Virgins, Tristed Area Virgins, Virgins with frequent

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<v Speaker 1>flyer miles. We have some very exciting news for you.

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<v Speaker 1>We are doing we are doing another pride show. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>this year in New York City. We're doing a pride

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<v Speaker 1>show for June, for pride. Did you know it's pride?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you wait? Is it for pride? It is for pride?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you feel this pride?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel proud in the biblical sense, like I have

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of pride, and it's sinful.

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<v Speaker 3>I see is that a thing? I don't know if

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<v Speaker 3>that's a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's out of the seven deadly sins.

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<v Speaker 2>But let me tell you what can rose? What can

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<v Speaker 2>the girls expect to see if they come and see

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<v Speaker 2>us at the Bellhouse, Because this is a one night

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<v Speaker 2>only thing, and we are only doing this except we'll

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<v Speaker 2>probably do it again next year it again, Yes, well

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<v Speaker 2>that's a thing. It's like we're only doing it, like

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<v Speaker 2>you know, every now and then, so you only have

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<v Speaker 2>a few opportunities to see us.

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<v Speaker 3>What can they.

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<v Speaker 1>Expect, Well, the girlies can expect to see us waring

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm sure to be our incredible looks. Yes, they

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<v Speaker 1>can expect to see producer Phoebe, who will be in town.

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<v Speaker 1>They can expect to see a special guests doing various

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<v Speaker 1>things upon the stage.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, surprise performances maybe. Yes, we will be having slide

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<v Speaker 2>shows and interactive materials perhaps.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, we will be maybe commentating over some piece of

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<v Speaker 1>media and giving our thoughts and opinions on.

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<v Speaker 3>It, and also things that aren't that.

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<v Speaker 2>We have a little bit of a cabaret plan and

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<v Speaker 2>you will gag at the programming.

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<v Speaker 1>So our Like a Virgin Live Pride Spectacular is taking

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<v Speaker 1>place on June twenty sixth at the Bellhouse in Brooklyn.

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<v Speaker 1>The show is at seven pm and you can buy

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<v Speaker 1>tickets now at the Bellhouse and why dot com. That

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<v Speaker 1>is the Bellhouse and why dot Com. So put it

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<v Speaker 1>on your calendar and we'll see you.

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<v Speaker 2>There also the posters on our Instagram, so please share it, like,

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<v Speaker 2>bring your friends, bring your ex'es, bring your booze, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>let's make it another episode of the Ultimate. And this

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<v Speaker 2>is I guess, our first in situ Pride Month output

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<v Speaker 2>because everything else you've heard so far.

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<v Speaker 1>This June was pre recorded, so you know, quote unquote

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<v Speaker 1>happy Pride Month, everybody.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's start right here right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a Virgin is celebrating by launching exclusive merchandise, which

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<v Speaker 2>was actually so fun to do. We have if you

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<v Speaker 2>haven't checked in on our Instagram lately, at like a

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<v Speaker 2>Virgin for twenty sixty nine, we have released our ezros.

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<v Speaker 2>Calls it a summer collection or I think that was

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<v Speaker 2>your idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's our it's our Pride drop and you can

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<v Speaker 1>buy it exclusively at like a Virgin four twenty sixty

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<v Speaker 3>Shirts, hats, tope bags, hoodies.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, if you're gonna be going to the parade

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<v Speaker 1>or to the rave or whatever this June, why not

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<v Speaker 1>do it while also repping your favorite podcast and giving

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<v Speaker 1>other smart hot people the chance to say, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I listened to that podcast too. Yes, I mean, what's fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>The designs like Rose and I brainstorming on the designs

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<v Speaker 2>was like endless fun. We you know, use like wiki

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<v Speaker 2>comments to find like royalty free slash public domain, like

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<v Speaker 2>classic neoclassic art and mythology like imagery to put like

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<v Speaker 2>gay phrases on top of. And you know, anything that's

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<v Speaker 2>on the story you can probably find in different colors

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<v Speaker 2>or as a tank top or as a crew neck

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<v Speaker 2>or as a toe. So you know, get it, get

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<v Speaker 2>into it. We were your pride. We we're doing it,

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<v Speaker 2>yes exactly. We had so much fun doing the shoot.

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<v Speaker 2>We like somehow booked so many of our friends to

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<v Speaker 2>come and just model the teas and I styled them out.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I asked, honestly, a lot of models, assuming

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<v Speaker 2>that a lot of people would say it would like

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<v Speaker 2>flake or not have time, and then everybody said yes.

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<v Speaker 3>So thank you to all our friends for showing up

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<v Speaker 3>and having a fun day with us.

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<v Speaker 2>Rose fran you, I was just going to say a

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<v Speaker 2>Rose head strap. Yes, it was devastating, couldn't be there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been a rough June so far. But you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so excited about. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>excited about Pride. I actually actually last week my friend

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<v Speaker 1>Ryan and I booked a cabin upstate for Pride weekend

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<v Speaker 1>so that we could escape the city.

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<v Speaker 3>And we're here.

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<v Speaker 2>That's so nice now, that is how you Pride period,

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<v Speaker 2>exactly escape.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I want to be as far from New York

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<v Speaker 1>City and all parades, parties, panels as possible.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, there was a lot of alliteration in that sentence,

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<v Speaker 3>so much.

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<v Speaker 2>I also escaped the very first days of Pride month by,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, hopping over to London Town just over the

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<v Speaker 2>pond to see one Beyonce and Rose like do you believe?

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly very welcoming. The majority of the people that I

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<v Speaker 2>did hang out with ended up being trans, and I

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<v Speaker 2>went to like some cool gay parties. I went to

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<v Speaker 2>like a drag show while I was out there, British.

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<v Speaker 1>Rad you go.

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<v Speaker 2>I went to Admiral Dance. I went out with a

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<v Speaker 2>friend and I specifically asked. I was like, show me

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<v Speaker 2>quintessential British drag, like down and dirty, sticky floors like

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<v Speaker 2>dive bar drag, and they delivered with Admiral Dance. Girl, Rose,

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<v Speaker 2>have you ever seen British drag? It's like so bad?

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<v Speaker 2>And they know, like it's bad, like they love it.

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<v Speaker 2>They like the drag bad like they like drag with

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<v Speaker 2>like lace showing lash falling off like mug yeah, mug dirty,

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<v Speaker 2>like singing off key, always singing live, like making jokes

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<v Speaker 2>about foreskin. I was, honestly like when I went into

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<v Speaker 2>Admiral Dance, I was immediately, you know, made fun of

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<v Speaker 2>which I kind of loved. I just entered with a

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<v Speaker 2>group and I don't know why the Queen started picking

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<v Speaker 2>on us, and then she started out, I hate heckling.

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<v Speaker 2>There was so much heckling. That's also a very British

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<v Speaker 2>drag thing, I'm pretty sure. But she started heckling me

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<v Speaker 2>and then asking me about my foreskin because I guess

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<v Speaker 2>all Americans are circumcised or something like that. And I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, do Brits not do circumcision? Is that a thing?

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<v Speaker 1>I think? I think not.

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<v Speaker 3>It's really only in America that we do the very bizarre,

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<v Speaker 3>the very.

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<v Speaker 1>The genital mutilations on children. Yes, yeah, I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>have an excuse because I'm Jewish. Yeah, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>you're you're my culture is my penis is not a well.

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<v Speaker 2>I the queen like when she she was just like

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<v Speaker 2>she was like, what are you coming over?

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<v Speaker 3>You have a full skin of what? And I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>well I have I like really amazing British ac man.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, coming with a poem for some fool skin.

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<v Speaker 1>That's even better.

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<v Speaker 2>And I said I said no, because I have it.

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<v Speaker 2>And she was like, well you have it? Well, I

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<v Speaker 2>thought you were American and I was like, well, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>Latin American.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's my excuse.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really glad that I am not generally generally mutilated,

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<v Speaker 2>and I don't think that we as a society should

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<v Speaker 2>be circumcising people.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's another conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>So so you saw Beyonce Randon the reason we were

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<v Speaker 2>talking about London the first place.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I did. Beyonce also huckle the crowd and asked

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<v Speaker 1>about their full skin.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah she did. That was how she actually kicked off

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<v Speaker 2>her Monday tour. Yeah, her five dayst in London started

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<v Speaker 2>with foreskin jokes.

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<v Speaker 3>It was amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>I will not spoil the concert about spoiler, Well, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>I'm most I'm talking to the versions, but.

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<v Speaker 1>This is this is half my podcast, and I want

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<v Speaker 1>spoilers because I want to.

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<v Speaker 3>Know well more.

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<v Speaker 2>So, like it's really difficult to like summarize and describe

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<v Speaker 2>like what Beyonce did on stage because it was so

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<v Speaker 2>sublime and unnameable and indescribable. But I will say it

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<v Speaker 2>is probably the best live performance I have seen in

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<v Speaker 2>my life and will ever see. And I'm very biased

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<v Speaker 2>because Beyonce is my queen and I had never seen

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<v Speaker 2>her before and this is probably my favorite album she's

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<v Speaker 2>ever released. But I thought, just like the creative, the visuals,

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<v Speaker 2>the fashion where one hundred percent on point she is

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<v Speaker 2>changing costumes and fashion from different tour stops, which I

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<v Speaker 2>think is oh so incredible. Like I thought I was

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<v Speaker 2>going to see repeat from what I saw teasers of online,

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<v Speaker 2>and we got new shit. She did an Amaze Turner

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<v Speaker 2>tribute that was like not from previous shows, and I

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<v Speaker 2>loved that in place of like her cover of Mary

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<v Speaker 2>j Obliges I'm Going Down, which I would have loved

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<v Speaker 2>as well. But all around, like she's just the greatest

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<v Speaker 2>living performer of our generation, like period, Like I am

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<v Speaker 2>like such a little Beehive member, and like I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>ashamed to say that if anybody has a chance to

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<v Speaker 2>see Beyonce in any city in any capacity, I know

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<v Speaker 2>I'm crazy for.

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<v Speaker 3>Going to London to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>But I did work through the numbers and I did

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<v Speaker 2>want to see her with really good seats, and this

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<v Speaker 2>was the way I could do it, so, which is

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<v Speaker 2>by you know, going into credit card a little bit,

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<v Speaker 2>but that's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>We also did escape the nightmare that I will experience

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<v Speaker 1>going to the MetLife Stadium in late July.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not looking forward to that, but

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<v Speaker 2>I am looking forward to seeing her.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very excited. I also saw a concert recently, although

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<v Speaker 1>it was not quite Beyonce.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Natalie Merchant is pretty much the same. So I

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<v Speaker 2>actually have no idea who this is. Will you describe, okay, Virgin, So.

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<v Speaker 1>Natalie Merchant is a sort of iconic nineties singer songwriter diva.

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<v Speaker 1>She's very Lilith Fair vibe, like I think she like

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<v Speaker 1>literally performed at Lilith Fair. She started out in the

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<v Speaker 1>band ten Thousand Maniacs. She has this really famous nineties

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<v Speaker 1>album called Tiger Lily, and I grew up listening to

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<v Speaker 1>her because my mom loved her, and also my older

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<v Speaker 1>brother is obsessed with her. He's seen her like one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred times or something. That's probably not even an exaggeration.

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<v Speaker 1>And she she did two nights at Alice Tully Hall

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<v Speaker 1>at Lincoln Center, and he bought tickets for both of them,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I went with him one of the nights

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<v Speaker 1>and it was a really lovely experience to share. She

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<v Speaker 1>was amazing. Her voice was so incredible. I will say,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know a ton of her music outside of

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<v Speaker 1>Tiger Lily, so it was it was a seeded concert,

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<v Speaker 1>and so the first half before the intermission, a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of the songs did kind of blend into each other

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<v Speaker 1>and it was a little boring at times, although like

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<v Speaker 1>still really great. And then in the second set she

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<v Speaker 1>did more of her hits and songs she's well known for.

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<v Speaker 1>It was also the whitest concert I've ever been to,

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<v Speaker 1>like very much the vibe of you know, those running

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<v Speaker 1>sneakers with the individual toes. It was like that was

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<v Speaker 1>the vibe of the concert. And also big mother and

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<v Speaker 1>her gay son energy.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I feel like I understand it completely now. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>so you were the mother and your brother was your

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<v Speaker 2>gay son.

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<v Speaker 1>Was a gay son? Yeah, kind of I.

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of you know, so classic legendary Caucasian Americana songstresses.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm seeing Joni Mitchell this weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>What where?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I didn't tell you this. So in December,

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<v Speaker 2>Justin gifted me and my bestie Ben Wagner tickets to

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<v Speaker 2>see Joni Mitchell in Seattle, which will be her first

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<v Speaker 2>live performance in twenty years live concert rather and probably

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<v Speaker 2>her last. Like it is, like, I don't know what's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna happen. I have no idea what to expect. She

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<v Speaker 2>is doing this with Brandy cart Well.

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<v Speaker 1>One thing you can expect is her hair is going

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<v Speaker 1>to be in those long ass a girl from Matilda braids.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely, that's all we hope.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope she's in a cute little fit like I

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<v Speaker 2>hope she's wearing like a beret and like you know,

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<v Speaker 2>has sunglasses on or something like, Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>My god, that's so amazing. I'm so excited for you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm also extremely jealous, I honestly. Okay, so here this

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<v Speaker 2>will make you less jealous. It's in a venue where

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<v Speaker 2>you have to camp.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm not jealous. No, although no, you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>love but I do. I do love camping, but not

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<v Speaker 1>to go to a concert.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm like, I'm like, honestly not totally sure on

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<v Speaker 2>the details, but I do know that we have to

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<v Speaker 2>like rent a campsite, camp equipment, like all this different

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<v Speaker 2>stuff because it's a you know, non conventional kind of

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<v Speaker 2>like outdoor zy like woodstocky venue, and uh yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't I don't know what to expect. I honestly like

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<v Speaker 2>I am not emotionally or physically prepared for this trip. I

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't planning on Beyonce and then that happened. Now Jonny

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<v Speaker 2>Mitchell's happening, and like I just feel like such a

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<v Speaker 2>like pride stupid stan going like flying to you sell.

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<v Speaker 1>It's worth it. It's worth it for the experience, and

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait to hear all about it. Speaking of

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<v Speaker 1>camping and lesbians, I heard a rumor, which was from

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<v Speaker 1>your mouth before we started recording, that you watched some

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<v Speaker 1>of the new Queer season of The Ultimatum on Netflix.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I have, per your recommendation.

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<v Speaker 1>Per per my order.

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<v Speaker 2>Basically, well, I really wanted to watch it, and we

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<v Speaker 2>wanted something to talk about today, So I feel like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like I knew I was going to watch it eventually

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm just waiting for something to satiate the kind

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<v Speaker 2>of like sky high I felt when I watched Are

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<v Speaker 2>You The One? Season eight which we did an episode

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<v Speaker 2>on with Honey bluetone ages ago. You should go listen.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, actually one of our funniest episodes. But I

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<v Speaker 2>watched the first episode. I have some thoughts, but I

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<v Speaker 2>first want to hear from your mouth, your impression of

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<v Speaker 2>the show. What you what you think it's doing, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm okay, I like spoil it away if you wish.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. So I think I watched the first season of

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<v Speaker 1>the Ultimatum, and I don't remember the straight one, and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember it being especially amazing. The queer version.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I am so entertained by these lesbians

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<v Speaker 1>and how much they all seemingly hate each other, hate

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<v Speaker 1>their partners, hate, hate their new partners, hate everyone. One

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<v Speaker 1>of my favorite moments was when the host Joanna whatever

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<v Speaker 1>from REBA walks in and someone is like, oh, are

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<v Speaker 1>you queer? And she goes, no, I'm not, and then

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<v Speaker 1>they just move on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you could tell that whoever produced like was like,

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<v Speaker 2>we really need to get this out of the way,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, actually, it would have been way

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<v Speaker 2>better if you just didn't acknowledge that. I also say

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<v Speaker 2>when she I wasn't, I was like watching it while

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<v Speaker 2>I was answering emails, and when she walked on, I

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<v Speaker 2>caught in the glimpse of my eye the host, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I thought it was Krishelle.

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<v Speaker 1>It should have been Krishell. I don't know why it wasn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why it wasn't Kreshelle.

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<v Speaker 2>Ever went out to her, I bet Krishelle didn't really

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<v Speaker 2>want to be like a voice for the queer.

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<v Speaker 1>No, she would have done it.

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<v Speaker 2>She would have done it well, yes, but also like

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<v Speaker 2>she has on the okay, sorry, just slight, little teeny

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<v Speaker 2>tiny tangent on this most recent season of Selling Sunset,

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<v Speaker 2>which of us.

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<v Speaker 1>Why niko tiny, Let's talk about.

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<v Speaker 2>Pause on ultimatum, Let's talk about Selling Sunset. This season

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<v Speaker 2>phenomenon was amazing, amazing. Chrishelle does not. I think she

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<v Speaker 2>kind of said, in not so many words, actually, in

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of words, she said, I don't identify as

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<v Speaker 2>queer basically, which is awesome and cool and good for you,

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<v Speaker 2>like love.

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<v Speaker 3>Is love, But like she's she should be gay, she

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<v Speaker 3>should be a gay girl.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought what you took from that, I thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was more that she's just like, it's not interested in

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<v Speaker 1>putting the label on herself.

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<v Speaker 2>I I think I think that's a very I think

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<v Speaker 2>that's a really diplomatic way of saying I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to identify as queer on the lgb I mean, she

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<v Speaker 2>probably identifies like on the LGBTQ spectrum, like at most.

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<v Speaker 3>But I felt like, which is fine.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like, when you're in public and you're doing

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<v Speaker 2>this thing for the first time in your life, like

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<v Speaker 2>you don't want to give everything to the public. So

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like glad that she's protecting that for herself. But

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<v Speaker 2>I was also just like, you would be so happy

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<v Speaker 2>as a gay woman, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, I feel like she's but maybe she's not gay.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, she clearly is attracted to men.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's true, she's probably by. She's probably by.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, she's whatever she is. She's in a relationship

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<v Speaker 1>with them. What did you think of GF a Fab

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<v Speaker 1>nine non binary person. When I think of g flip,

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<v Speaker 1>I was sound like a kangaroo. Yes, I was surprised

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<v Speaker 1>they weren't on more of the season because I felt

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<v Speaker 1>like they hyped that relationship up so much. But I

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<v Speaker 1>loved them together. I loved their like they're like energy.

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<v Speaker 1>They were giving me very much. Nicole Kidman and Keith

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<v Speaker 1>Urban vibes.

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<v Speaker 2>They're just so into each other basic and well basic

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<v Speaker 2>sounds derogatory, like what's a fun?

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<v Speaker 1>Like?

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<v Speaker 3>It just feels so sweet and simple.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, they're just obsessed with each other. And I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>they have incredible sex. G flip was I didn't realize

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<v Speaker 1>that they looked like that. I would. I would definitely

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<v Speaker 1>like watch their sex tape. Yes, it would be really hot.

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<v Speaker 1>Chrishelle is so hot, and it seemed like they just

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<v Speaker 1>have a lot of fun together. And also they probably

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<v Speaker 1>understand how amazing this relationship is for their individual public profiles,

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<v Speaker 1>so of course they're going all in on it. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think those things are have to be mutually exclusive.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they can beat really into each other and

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<v Speaker 1>have great chemistry and be in love and also realize

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<v Speaker 1>that being in this relationship will help make them more famous.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I agree, and that's that's totally fine.

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<v Speaker 4>Slash.

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<v Speaker 2>We want it. I want to consume it. I also

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<v Speaker 2>wish that there was more g on this season. I

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<v Speaker 2>also have never really been much of a Chrischelle stand

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<v Speaker 2>when I like put up my little bracket for selling

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<v Speaker 2>Sunset cast members like Chrischelle I think like from the

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<v Speaker 2>first season, I felt like was a little timid or

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<v Speaker 2>a little too aware of the camera or a little

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<v Speaker 2>too like m not in not really like going for

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<v Speaker 2>it when she got into certain conflicts and arguments. And

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<v Speaker 2>this season, I feel like Krishelle because she's so come

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<v Speaker 2>into her own and understand that. Also because Christine left, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>and also because Christine left, which I think the show

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<v Speaker 2>is better for it. I was worried about what happened,

0:20:39.480 --> 0:20:43.040
<v Speaker 2>but Chelsea is an amazing villain and I'm enjoying it.

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<v Speaker 2>And and Nicole and Nicole also an amazing Oh my god, what.

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<v Speaker 1>Nicole is Nicole like really did what she had to

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<v Speaker 1>do with creating drama.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That being that being said, she is a huge loser

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<v Speaker 1>megaflop doo doocoka and I am a thousand.

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<v Speaker 3>Team Krishelle people.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm also Team Krishelle anybody that looks I'm Team Krishelle

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<v Speaker 2>in the Krishelle Versus Nicole drama. Although Nicole is really

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<v Speaker 2>good at reality TV, I had no idea that the

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<v Speaker 2>bald guy Jason has dated three members of the office

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<v Speaker 2>and has I know it's so, it's so.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone needs to call HR. But as they said multiple times,

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<v Speaker 1>they don't have HR I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>And not just that, but like for Jason to say

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<v Speaker 2>not just that he's dated, like he's had three significant

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<v Speaker 2>relationships with his employees, but that those three employees still

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<v Speaker 2>work at Oppenheim and are the quote unquote three greatest

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<v Speaker 2>loves of his life.

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<v Speaker 3>Like he said that hold each other.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, he's only been in love three times and it's

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<v Speaker 2>with these three women and they all work in the

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<v Speaker 2>same office together and he's their boss.

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<v Speaker 1>What Oh, did you hear that he and Mary Mary

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<v Speaker 1>Lou broke up? This has happened recently.

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<v Speaker 3>I did not hear this, but I mean, I can't

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<v Speaker 3>say I'm surprised.

0:22:09.359 --> 0:22:11.359
<v Speaker 1>I did see someone tweet a picture of them and

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<v Speaker 1>say they were giving tea for TEA couple.

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<v Speaker 3>Too obvious, low hanging fruit, low hanging fruit.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, look when it's right, when it's when

0:22:19.560 --> 0:22:20.280
<v Speaker 1>it's right, it's right.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like a foot and a half taller than him.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, anybody that dates him is going to be

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<v Speaker 2>a foot and a half taller than him.

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<v Speaker 1>I especially considering the heels they wear, the way those

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<v Speaker 1>women dress up like they are in District one and

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<v Speaker 1>the Capital of the Hunger Games. To go show a

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<v Speaker 1>house to a to a billionaire wearing like a Henley Is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so insane, but I love it so much. They

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<v Speaker 1>are just not living in reality because the thing is, like,

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<v Speaker 1>people don't dress like that in Los Angeles. You and I,

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<v Speaker 1>as now former Los Angelinos, know that people don't don't

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<v Speaker 1>walk around LA looking like that. They walk around LA

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<v Speaker 1>in like bike bike shorts and sweatpants and sports bras.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I love the fashion on selling Sunset, but it's not

0:23:11.480 --> 0:23:17.160
<v Speaker 2>quote unquote fashion like TM fashion. Like it's like really

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<v Speaker 2>like a lot of it is like really tasteless, like

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<v Speaker 2>really bad, but really like expensive, like it looks expensive,

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<v Speaker 2>which I kind of it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Very it's very first thought. It's like it's like whatever

0:23:31.560 --> 0:23:35.479
<v Speaker 1>the stylists that they're paying for out of pocket just

0:23:35.640 --> 0:23:38.520
<v Speaker 1>pulled directly off the runway. Like it's not like they're

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<v Speaker 1>wearing like archival stuff and no, no, it's just it's

0:23:42.720 --> 0:23:46.040
<v Speaker 1>just like a lot of like Balenciaga and you know, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but they look great. I mean they're all so hot

0:23:48.720 --> 0:23:54.040
<v Speaker 1>and skinny and terrifying. I liked the new editions. I

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<v Speaker 1>wish there had been more Divina that one line where

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<v Speaker 1>they were like, where's Davino. Oh, she's a burning man.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh.

0:24:01.320 --> 0:24:07.000
<v Speaker 1>I almost rolled off my couch. I was laughing so hard. God,

0:24:07.119 --> 0:24:08.680
<v Speaker 1>that was so funny.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, if they were allowed to record and sign

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<v Speaker 2>inside Burningham, I would have loved Burningham, Birmingham.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm back to London. Sorry, it just keeps slipping out.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's let's go back to the ultimatum. Because we didn't

0:24:21.240 --> 0:24:24.560
<v Speaker 1>really talk about him much. Okay, so you know you

0:24:24.600 --> 0:24:27.160
<v Speaker 1>still have a lot more to go. But I will

0:24:27.240 --> 0:24:30.880
<v Speaker 1>say from the beginning, I think it doesn't happen until

0:24:30.880 --> 0:24:35.399
<v Speaker 1>episode two that the main like schism of the season happens,

0:24:35.440 --> 0:24:40.399
<v Speaker 1>which is that Lexi hates Vanessa and sort of gets

0:24:40.520 --> 0:24:44.320
<v Speaker 1>all of all of the other cast mates on the

0:24:44.320 --> 0:24:50.840
<v Speaker 1>show to hate her in tandem. But Lexi, I just

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<v Speaker 1>want you, as you go ahead and keep watching, to

0:24:53.240 --> 0:24:57.720
<v Speaker 1>understand that Lexi is actually the one being crazy and

0:24:57.840 --> 0:25:03.840
<v Speaker 1>Vanessa like Vanessa like is very annoying, but that's it.

0:25:03.960 --> 0:25:07.320
<v Speaker 1>She's not some like evil mastermind and it's like so

0:25:08.280 --> 0:25:11.560
<v Speaker 1>just obnoxious the way she talks about her. Also, I

0:25:11.600 --> 0:25:14.480
<v Speaker 1>feel like half of the people on the show will

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<v Speaker 1>be on Tea this time next year as soon as

0:25:17.200 --> 0:25:20.680
<v Speaker 1>I saw Xander wearing that bow tie to dinner one night,

0:25:20.960 --> 0:25:24.200
<v Speaker 1>I was like, was like that meme of that dog going,

0:25:24.280 --> 0:25:25.760
<v Speaker 1>I know what you are, I.

0:25:25.680 --> 0:25:27.640
<v Speaker 2>Know what you are, and we love it. And I

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<v Speaker 2>want to watch the season two of that where they've

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<v Speaker 2>all transitioned or.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, and like I will be in love with.

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<v Speaker 2>It would make the show hotter, way more chaotic, way

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<v Speaker 2>more dramatic.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm signed up and it's already.

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<v Speaker 1>It's already both of those things, and as you will

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<v Speaker 1>see as the show goes on, like there is just

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<v Speaker 1>something I mean, we talked about this when we talked

0:25:49.880 --> 0:25:52.760
<v Speaker 1>about are you the one? There is just something inherent

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<v Speaker 1>to the way that queer people react interpersonally and like

0:25:59.080 --> 0:26:04.280
<v Speaker 1>and also a love within seconds within seconds second and

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<v Speaker 1>the way that I mean some of it is annoying,

0:26:07.400 --> 0:26:10.119
<v Speaker 1>like the amount of times people have said, like you

0:26:10.160 --> 0:26:14.000
<v Speaker 1>didn't show up for me, talk about trauma.

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<v Speaker 3>Communication therapy like.

0:26:16.160 --> 0:26:20.879
<v Speaker 1>Processing, it does. It does get exhausting after WI. But

0:26:21.080 --> 0:26:25.200
<v Speaker 1>these women plus because that's what I'll say, because I

0:26:25.200 --> 0:26:29.040
<v Speaker 1>don't in a plus they all identify as women. They

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<v Speaker 1>really just go there and it in a way that

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<v Speaker 1>just straight people on reality dating shows don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I already love the show. I'm gonna watch every single

0:26:40.080 --> 0:26:43.199
<v Speaker 2>episode just on the conceit, like we'll talk about this,

0:26:43.280 --> 0:26:45.440
<v Speaker 2>you will probably talk about it more, but like at

0:26:45.480 --> 0:26:48.400
<v Speaker 2>an on another episode. But like just like con see

0:26:48.400 --> 0:26:52.040
<v Speaker 2>of the show is crazy, like it is an unhinged

0:26:52.200 --> 0:26:55.679
<v Speaker 2>like narrative conceit for like a reality show, and like

0:26:56.040 --> 0:26:58.160
<v Speaker 2>for them to arrive at this show, you know, quote

0:26:58.240 --> 0:27:01.119
<v Speaker 2>unquote in a relationship, which I think it's kind of crazy.

0:27:01.200 --> 0:27:03.200
<v Speaker 2>Like I feel like all of these girls like broke

0:27:03.280 --> 0:27:05.919
<v Speaker 2>up before the show and they were like, let's figure

0:27:05.960 --> 0:27:08.520
<v Speaker 2>out how to make money off of this or something.

0:27:08.600 --> 0:27:10.040
<v Speaker 1>I love that conspiracy theory.

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<v Speaker 2>I I yeah, I don't know, I don't know. Maybe

0:27:11.880 --> 0:27:14.399
<v Speaker 2>maybe not, maybe not, but I again, only one episode in.

0:27:14.640 --> 0:27:17.040
<v Speaker 1>I just feel it's a show that was It's a

0:27:17.040 --> 0:27:21.280
<v Speaker 1>show that was so perfectly conceptualized for lesbians because it's like,

0:27:21.880 --> 0:27:24.720
<v Speaker 1>come here, break up with the person you've been dating,

0:27:24.920 --> 0:27:27.280
<v Speaker 1>immediately start dating someone else, and move in with them

0:27:27.720 --> 0:27:30.679
<v Speaker 1>for three weeks, then go back to your ex, and

0:27:30.720 --> 0:27:32.320
<v Speaker 1>then decide which one you want to be with.

0:27:32.480 --> 0:27:36.040
<v Speaker 3>Like that was made for wlw's.

0:27:36.280 --> 0:27:39.359
<v Speaker 2>It's wl w's.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm excited. I'm really excited.

0:27:43.400 --> 0:27:46.800
<v Speaker 1>It's like you should be, you should be. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm excited for is for the virgins to listen

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<v Speaker 1>to our discussion all about Shrek with our guest today,

0:27:55.440 --> 0:27:56.399
<v Speaker 1>Laurel Charleston.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh, Laurel Charleston is a celebrity makeup artist. She

0:28:01.840 --> 0:28:05.439
<v Speaker 2>is a social media tycoon, if we can even call

0:28:05.480 --> 0:28:08.280
<v Speaker 2>her that, one of my besties and one of the

0:28:08.280 --> 0:28:11.359
<v Speaker 2>funniest people I know. This was such a fun little

0:28:11.359 --> 0:28:13.359
<v Speaker 2>conbo to do because you know, you.

0:28:13.400 --> 0:28:17.320
<v Speaker 3>Know, you're an all star. Get your game month, go play.

0:28:17.480 --> 0:28:19.879
<v Speaker 2>We've been having quite a few little viewing parties with Laurel.

0:28:20.200 --> 0:28:22.239
<v Speaker 2>We did also do a Patreon app with her on

0:28:22.320 --> 0:28:25.080
<v Speaker 2>Mulin Rouge, which will be coming out at some point.

0:28:26.240 --> 0:28:29.000
<v Speaker 1>So speaking of Patreon, yes, I was just about both

0:28:29.280 --> 0:28:33.800
<v Speaker 1>Frand and I saw the new live action Little Mermaid

0:28:34.920 --> 0:28:38.880
<v Speaker 1>and we talked about it on Patreon. So if you

0:28:38.920 --> 0:28:40.840
<v Speaker 1>want to hear about that, you can go to patreon

0:28:40.880 --> 0:28:44.760
<v Speaker 1>dot com slash like a Virgin and subscribe and get

0:28:44.840 --> 0:29:10.000
<v Speaker 1>all the juicy tons. Okay, who is the Shrek of

0:29:10.040 --> 0:29:11.880
<v Speaker 1>the podcast? Who is the donkey?

0:29:12.440 --> 0:29:17.240
<v Speaker 2>That's easy? That's so easy, Rose, what's good? I mean, Laurel,

0:29:17.280 --> 0:29:18.240
<v Speaker 2>what's the correct answer.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay me, Laurel, do.

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<v Speaker 4>You want me to call someone a donkey?

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<v Speaker 3>And you know we just watched this for the Virgins,

0:29:30.240 --> 0:29:31.360
<v Speaker 3>we watched Trek two together.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm so sorry. Rose is the main character and is

0:29:36.560 --> 0:29:40.120
<v Speaker 4>wearing green and fran You are the chaotic donkey who

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<v Speaker 4>you know we might be taking a five minute uber,

0:29:42.640 --> 0:29:45.200
<v Speaker 4>but you're still gonna be asking us every second if

0:29:45.200 --> 0:29:45.520
<v Speaker 4>we're there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, let me tell you that's the correct answer. I

0:29:50.600 --> 0:29:55.840
<v Speaker 2>am always, always, always the annoying sidekick. I am the

0:29:56.520 --> 0:30:00.880
<v Speaker 2>scuttle to the little mermaid. I am the Lazo to

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<v Speaker 2>the lion king.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not your Sebastian because you're the anxious one who

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<v Speaker 1>wants to follow the.

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<v Speaker 2>Rules, that wants to that wants to snitch. I always,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm always.

0:30:12.760 --> 0:30:15.200
<v Speaker 3>You're actually not a rule follower, you're a rule breaker,

0:30:15.280 --> 0:30:17.760
<v Speaker 3>but you're still a snitch. I'm still a snitch.

0:30:18.120 --> 0:30:20.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm still a snitch where I need to be where

0:30:20.600 --> 0:30:25.160
<v Speaker 2>conveniences and benefits and protects me, which is you.

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<v Speaker 4>Would say you identified more with a donkey and not

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<v Speaker 4>even like a Puss in boots scenario.

0:30:29.760 --> 0:30:31.800
<v Speaker 2>Puss in boots I wish I could pull off. I mean,

0:30:31.800 --> 0:30:33.520
<v Speaker 2>we would all love to be puss in boots, but

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just simply not puss in boots.

0:30:36.520 --> 0:30:36.760
<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 3>No, A few people are what about the dragon? Dragon

0:30:40.680 --> 0:30:42.800
<v Speaker 3>is is kind of that's that's it.

0:30:43.520 --> 0:30:49.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I means, let's let's talk about the facts that. Okay, Donkey,

0:30:49.720 --> 0:30:53.000
<v Speaker 1>Donkey and Dragon are a tea for tea couple. This

0:30:53.120 --> 0:30:57.200
<v Speaker 1>is this is can this is canon, this is factual.

0:30:58.120 --> 0:30:58.880
<v Speaker 1>It is what it is.

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<v Speaker 4>That is a six foot four trans woman I'm.

0:31:02.360 --> 0:31:07.280
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, six with her shi yeah, six ft five with

0:31:07.320 --> 0:31:12.280
<v Speaker 1>her with her trans mask, three years on tea boyfriend yeah,

0:31:12.320 --> 0:31:16.600
<v Speaker 1>six who who tattoos for a living. Yeah, and the

0:31:16.680 --> 0:31:18.959
<v Speaker 1>and the boyfriend wears cyrus just so that they can

0:31:19.040 --> 0:31:22.680
<v Speaker 1>kiss at the club. Now the boyfriend wears like boyfriend's

0:31:22.760 --> 0:31:25.160
<v Speaker 1>kind of got like hype beast vibes, and he wears

0:31:25.200 --> 0:31:30.719
<v Speaker 1>like Rick Owens sneakers, Yeah, but with urban outfitters geens. Yeah. Yeah.

0:31:30.720 --> 0:31:31.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>And then that means the doll is in CEO's, which

0:31:33.920 --> 0:31:37.600
<v Speaker 2>means that she's no, she has she's buying more expensive

0:31:37.600 --> 0:31:41.240
<v Speaker 2>shoes than CEO's. The Dragon, Okay, there's lots of gold.

0:31:41.400 --> 0:31:45.280
<v Speaker 2>Some girls like me don't have sizing inexpensive shoes, so

0:31:45.320 --> 0:31:49.520
<v Speaker 2>thank you. For flaunting your tiny, tiny, feminine my sis feet,

0:31:49.840 --> 0:31:51.560
<v Speaker 2>your sis gender feet.

0:31:52.000 --> 0:31:56.120
<v Speaker 1>I know I wear I do wear an EU size

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<v Speaker 1>forty one, which means I can fit into most luxury brands.

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<v Speaker 3>Laurel and I am so mad?

0:32:03.280 --> 0:32:06.080
<v Speaker 4>Are you mad at you? We have transgender feed so anyway,

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<v Speaker 4>trans from the ankle up.

0:32:09.640 --> 0:32:13.040
<v Speaker 1>Exactly, well, from the ankle out, and then from the

0:32:13.080 --> 0:32:15.480
<v Speaker 1>wrists up because I kind of have ciss hands too,

0:32:15.640 --> 0:32:16.480
<v Speaker 1>They're very small.

0:32:16.840 --> 0:32:21.560
<v Speaker 4>Damn you bitch. Oh you fucking bitch. I'm gonna get

0:32:21.600 --> 0:32:22.520
<v Speaker 4>you and your sis hands.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, So Shrek.

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<v Speaker 2>So, Laurel and I watched Shrek too, and at the

0:32:29.200 --> 0:32:31.440
<v Speaker 2>end of Shrek two, the dragon comes back into the

0:32:31.440 --> 0:32:38.120
<v Speaker 2>picture with dragon donkey babies, which the question, yes, how

0:32:38.160 --> 0:32:42.400
<v Speaker 2>do they fuck? And is donkey the and that makes

0:32:42.440 --> 0:32:45.560
<v Speaker 2>donkey the No, no, no, Donkey's the bottom. Donkey's for sure

0:32:45.640 --> 0:32:53.480
<v Speaker 2>the bottom, and carry the babies carries the scenario yes, yes, absolutely, okay.

0:32:53.200 --> 0:32:55.719
<v Speaker 1>Thank you? Yeah, okay, So we're getting pretty These are

0:32:55.720 --> 0:32:59.240
<v Speaker 1>pretty advanced questions, so I think we should rewind a

0:32:59.240 --> 0:33:04.720
<v Speaker 1>little bit back to the beginning. Shrek The Shrek. So

0:33:04.880 --> 0:33:07.760
<v Speaker 1>Shrek is a two thousand and one film that was

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<v Speaker 1>like not it was dream Works, it was not Disney famous,

0:33:13.320 --> 0:33:18.880
<v Speaker 1>and it was I think like around this time specifically,

0:33:19.480 --> 0:33:22.680
<v Speaker 1>there were a lot of animated movies that were like

0:33:22.920 --> 0:33:26.640
<v Speaker 1>four Kids, but that were also kind of for adults

0:33:26.760 --> 0:33:29.480
<v Speaker 1>or like the adults really liked because there was a

0:33:29.480 --> 0:33:34.400
<v Speaker 1>lot of hidden adult humor. And then also you know

0:33:34.480 --> 0:33:38.520
<v Speaker 1>famous actors playing the characters, like you know, with Shrek

0:33:38.600 --> 0:33:45.040
<v Speaker 1>you have Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, who.

0:33:46.400 --> 0:33:48.760
<v Speaker 4>WA's mother, Cameron Diaz.

0:33:49.360 --> 0:33:53.040
<v Speaker 3>Cameron Diaz is Fiona.

0:33:52.120 --> 0:33:57.960
<v Speaker 2>Laurels gagged, right, yeah, gag one of honestly, some of

0:33:58.000 --> 0:34:02.040
<v Speaker 2>her best work, yeah him blessed. Okay, wow, some of

0:34:02.120 --> 0:34:04.520
<v Speaker 2>Eddie too as well.

0:34:04.600 --> 0:34:07.320
<v Speaker 3>Eddie Murphy on like the Voice of the Devil, I mean.

0:34:07.360 --> 0:34:09.640
<v Speaker 1>And some of Mike Myers's best work. I mean, Mike

0:34:09.719 --> 0:34:16.960
<v Speaker 1>Myers is a king in some ways, and he gives

0:34:17.040 --> 0:34:21.840
<v Speaker 1>me chaser vibes, do you think es?

0:34:21.920 --> 0:34:24.440
<v Speaker 3>So does Eddie Murphy kind of Eddie Murphy.

0:34:24.480 --> 0:34:26.720
<v Speaker 4>I could see Eddie Murphy maybe a little a little

0:34:26.800 --> 0:34:27.520
<v Speaker 4>chase here and there.

0:34:27.680 --> 0:34:30.960
<v Speaker 1>I mean, Shrek is Shrek as a franchise is very

0:34:31.000 --> 0:34:36.000
<v Speaker 1>trans Okay, go on, no you go no, hold on, no, no, no, no, no,

0:34:36.440 --> 0:34:38.680
<v Speaker 1>and I'm passing the potato. No, no, no, no, wait

0:34:38.680 --> 0:34:42.200
<v Speaker 1>wait a second, yes, so chanced. You literally have the

0:34:42.560 --> 0:34:44.200
<v Speaker 1>wolf who's literally called.

0:34:43.960 --> 0:34:46.680
<v Speaker 4>Like a gender queer wolf verbatim. In the second movie,

0:34:46.920 --> 0:34:51.960
<v Speaker 4>you have, uh, there's a woman. Oh ohaie stepsister?

0:34:52.280 --> 0:34:54.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh the ugly stepsisters are clocky tea shop?

0:34:55.440 --> 0:34:58.440
<v Speaker 4>Yes, hello, you know I've never felt seen and validated

0:34:58.560 --> 0:35:01.280
<v Speaker 4>in cinema before, and that very exact moment.

0:35:01.520 --> 0:35:05.200
<v Speaker 2>She literally is a bartender ANDed mood ring for sure.

0:35:05.800 --> 0:35:11.280
<v Speaker 1>Like let's say, you know, Shrek one laid the foundation,

0:35:11.680 --> 0:35:16.960
<v Speaker 1>but Shrek two is the moment I now, come on. Now,

0:35:17.480 --> 0:35:20.560
<v Speaker 1>Only until Laurel and I watched it did I realize

0:35:20.600 --> 0:35:24.320
<v Speaker 1>and agree that that Yes, like obviously the first Shrek

0:35:24.520 --> 0:35:27.080
<v Speaker 1>was such a cultural moment, and like because we had

0:35:27.120 --> 0:35:30.759
<v Speaker 1>never seen anything like it before, it has that that

0:35:31.040 --> 0:35:35.040
<v Speaker 1>you know, that aha moment value. But like Shrek two

0:35:35.160 --> 0:35:39.440
<v Speaker 1>has the gags, the songs, the twists, the new characters

0:35:39.719 --> 0:35:43.640
<v Speaker 1>every time. Yes, and Puss in Boots is introduced in

0:35:43.719 --> 0:35:48.480
<v Speaker 1>that Like, who is not my favorite part of the

0:35:48.520 --> 0:35:53.000
<v Speaker 1>Shrek cinematic universe. I don't love Puss in Boots. Have

0:35:53.080 --> 0:35:54.880
<v Speaker 1>you seen any of the movies? No?

0:35:55.080 --> 0:35:57.320
<v Speaker 3>I haven't either, didn't like him. I just didn't like

0:35:57.400 --> 0:36:00.520
<v Speaker 3>him in Trek. Apparently the latest Pusson book movie is

0:36:00.520 --> 0:36:01.000
<v Speaker 3>pretty good.

0:36:02.719 --> 0:36:05.840
<v Speaker 1>I won't be seeing it, but I hope that everyone

0:36:05.840 --> 0:36:07.000
<v Speaker 1>who did enjoyed it.

0:36:08.239 --> 0:36:09.920
<v Speaker 4>That's what they call me in a pair of zeros.

0:36:10.000 --> 0:36:14.520
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay, if I was Puss in boots, the boots

0:36:14.520 --> 0:36:21.640
<v Speaker 1>are Margella tabbies, obviously, right, I'm serving Puss in these boots, would.

0:36:21.440 --> 0:36:24.120
<v Speaker 4>Okay with your cisgender feet. Yes, of course you're servings

0:36:24.239 --> 0:36:26.920
<v Speaker 4>in those Margella tabbies. Okay, I'm gonna be sticking with

0:36:26.960 --> 0:36:27.759
<v Speaker 4>my fourteenth.

0:36:27.760 --> 0:36:32.120
<v Speaker 1>They make no offense. They make men's tabbies, so you

0:36:32.200 --> 0:36:33.520
<v Speaker 1>could get yourself a bear.

0:36:35.280 --> 0:36:36.440
<v Speaker 4>I'm going to transition that too.

0:36:38.400 --> 0:36:43.879
<v Speaker 2>Wow, Laura other reactions to watching Shreck too when when

0:36:43.920 --> 0:36:46.160
<v Speaker 2>we were watching it together, Like, what were your thoughts?

0:36:46.200 --> 0:36:47.800
<v Speaker 3>What were you feeling? What were you thinking?

0:36:48.480 --> 0:36:51.520
<v Speaker 4>I mean so iconic, right, I mean first of all,

0:36:51.560 --> 0:36:54.400
<v Speaker 4>like how many times does like one person transition in

0:36:54.440 --> 0:36:56.720
<v Speaker 4>the storyline? I mean like one second you're an Ogre,

0:36:56.760 --> 0:36:58.960
<v Speaker 4>one second you're not an Ogre, one second you're an Ogre.

0:36:58.960 --> 0:36:59.240
<v Speaker 1>Again.

0:36:59.360 --> 0:37:02.480
<v Speaker 4>I need that alone, Gaggy.

0:37:02.080 --> 0:37:04.959
<v Speaker 3>Laurel was Shrek okay? So you're young.

0:37:05.800 --> 0:37:10.560
<v Speaker 1>I discovered this recently and I hate it, and you.

0:37:10.080 --> 0:37:12.160
<v Speaker 4>Can get I'm young, you are.

0:37:11.960 --> 0:37:15.480
<v Speaker 3>You're twenty six, twenty seven.

0:37:18.560 --> 0:37:22.719
<v Speaker 1>So Shrek would have come out when you were a

0:37:22.840 --> 0:37:27.279
<v Speaker 1>baby baby? Was this? Yeh? Was it okay? So? Yeah?

0:37:27.560 --> 0:37:28.799
<v Speaker 1>Was this formative for you?

0:37:28.920 --> 0:37:29.000
<v Speaker 4>Like?

0:37:29.480 --> 0:37:31.880
<v Speaker 1>Was Shrek something that you watched a lot as a kid? Like?

0:37:32.320 --> 0:37:35.880
<v Speaker 3>How did it shape your young transgender mind?

0:37:36.080 --> 0:37:36.480
<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm.

0:37:36.920 --> 0:37:43.000
<v Speaker 4>Well I wasn't transit until I saw Shrek, and when

0:37:43.040 --> 0:37:45.640
<v Speaker 4>I was like, you know, I too could be this

0:37:45.760 --> 0:37:49.359
<v Speaker 4>glamorous ogre and paint myself different colors. I mean, oh,

0:37:50.080 --> 0:37:52.160
<v Speaker 4>that was also the beginning of my makeup artist's career.

0:37:53.760 --> 0:37:55.640
<v Speaker 4>But no, I grew up in a small town in

0:37:55.640 --> 0:37:58.719
<v Speaker 4>bubble Fuck, Pennsylvania, and we had like, you know, one

0:37:58.719 --> 0:38:00.960
<v Speaker 4>TV in the living room that had a small and

0:38:01.280 --> 0:38:04.840
<v Speaker 4>we had one CD player, and we had two CDs

0:38:04.880 --> 0:38:08.040
<v Speaker 4>in our entire house, actually three. One was like a

0:38:08.080 --> 0:38:11.840
<v Speaker 4>religious one and the other two. One was Beethoven's like

0:38:11.960 --> 0:38:15.120
<v Speaker 4>ninth Symphony, and that alone made me pursue a whole

0:38:15.200 --> 0:38:17.200
<v Speaker 4>career in musk. And then the other one was the

0:38:17.239 --> 0:38:18.280
<v Speaker 4>Struck One soundtrack.

0:38:19.040 --> 0:38:24.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh, the smash mouthification of America incredible. So now Hey

0:38:24.600 --> 0:38:27.080
<v Speaker 1>now You're an All Star and hey now, hey no.

0:38:27.360 --> 0:38:30.000
<v Speaker 3>Blinkin eighty two, there's like funky Town.

0:38:30.320 --> 0:38:34.040
<v Speaker 1>There's like so funky. It's the reason that I knew

0:38:34.120 --> 0:38:39.439
<v Speaker 1>the song funky Town. And you know, there was the

0:38:39.440 --> 0:38:43.080
<v Speaker 1>the nineties were really obsessed with the seventies, and I

0:38:43.560 --> 0:38:47.359
<v Speaker 1>do think that this is coming at the tail end

0:38:47.440 --> 0:38:49.360
<v Speaker 1>of that, and now that we're in a twenty year cycle,

0:38:49.400 --> 0:38:51.080
<v Speaker 1>you know, over the last couple of years, people have

0:38:51.160 --> 0:38:54.320
<v Speaker 1>been obsessed with the seventies again, like all the TikTok

0:38:54.360 --> 0:38:57.200
<v Speaker 1>garlies are doing like their fucking curtain bang shit, and

0:38:57.280 --> 0:39:00.960
<v Speaker 1>like you know, like bell Bottom g are bell Bottom

0:39:01.040 --> 0:39:05.959
<v Speaker 1>jeans back, they've been back, baby fully. Yeah, I guess

0:39:06.000 --> 0:39:09.560
<v Speaker 1>I have been looking for a kind of Bell Bottom moment. Okay,

0:39:09.560 --> 0:39:12.080
<v Speaker 1>good to know, good to know. Yeah. So all that

0:39:12.160 --> 0:39:16.319
<v Speaker 1>to say, funky Town slaps And I did watch the

0:39:16.480 --> 0:39:20.200
<v Speaker 1>music video of it recently, in which a white woman

0:39:20.480 --> 0:39:23.879
<v Speaker 1>is featured, when it's absolutely not a white woman who

0:39:23.920 --> 0:39:28.360
<v Speaker 1>was singing in Funkytown by lips inc.

0:39:28.520 --> 0:39:29.480
<v Speaker 4>That's not funky.

0:39:29.680 --> 0:39:35.640
<v Speaker 2>But the music supervision stunning, stunning for Shrek one, incredible,

0:39:35.800 --> 0:39:39.080
<v Speaker 2>no skips, Laurel. Yeah, I feel like when you were

0:39:39.120 --> 0:39:43.400
<v Speaker 2>watching this together watching Shrek two. Specifically, there is the

0:39:44.280 --> 0:39:49.319
<v Speaker 2>kind of like plotline of returning to your home, you

0:39:49.400 --> 0:39:56.080
<v Speaker 2>have a completely new identity and press and presentation, and

0:39:56.320 --> 0:40:00.080
<v Speaker 2>not just that, but your boyfriend is also this. Like

0:40:00.200 --> 0:40:02.480
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh my god, like me if I

0:40:03.040 --> 0:40:05.840
<v Speaker 2>ever bring home like a tea for tea scenario, you

0:40:05.920 --> 0:40:09.360
<v Speaker 2>know what I mean, like because and it was funny

0:40:09.360 --> 0:40:12.320
<v Speaker 2>because like something that struck me is that the parents

0:40:12.400 --> 0:40:17.160
<v Speaker 2>kind of underreact to the fact that their daughter is

0:40:17.200 --> 0:40:19.600
<v Speaker 2>an ogre. Now like, yes, they're shocked and they remark

0:40:19.640 --> 0:40:22.839
<v Speaker 2>on it, but like they're more concerned about the fact

0:40:22.960 --> 0:40:26.319
<v Speaker 2>that her boyfriend is an ogre and that that makes

0:40:26.360 --> 0:40:28.880
<v Speaker 2>everyone look bad. And I was like, damn, like the

0:40:29.040 --> 0:40:32.839
<v Speaker 2>nuances of this in terms of like bringing people home

0:40:32.880 --> 0:40:35.160
<v Speaker 2>and how they disapprove you when like you're actually like

0:40:35.520 --> 0:40:38.799
<v Speaker 2>you're actually this kind of same as this parton.

0:40:38.840 --> 0:40:39.960
<v Speaker 3>I don't know what I'm even trying to see.

0:40:40.040 --> 0:40:43.880
<v Speaker 1>Either of you brought a significant other home that your

0:40:43.920 --> 0:40:48.080
<v Speaker 1>parents disapproved of. My parents have only ever met one

0:40:48.160 --> 0:40:53.239
<v Speaker 1>partner ever boyfriend when I was young, so no, but.

0:40:53.239 --> 0:40:54.040
<v Speaker 3>They would.

0:40:55.440 --> 0:40:58.040
<v Speaker 2>Or at least like or rather actually they would do

0:40:58.080 --> 0:41:00.040
<v Speaker 2>what the King and Queen would do, which is just

0:41:00.040 --> 0:41:02.640
<v Speaker 2>approved quietly, but to my face be like, oh my god,

0:41:02.680 --> 0:41:05.759
<v Speaker 2>we're so happy for both of you, and then like

0:41:05.840 --> 0:41:09.839
<v Speaker 2>plot against me and in their spare time and then

0:41:09.920 --> 0:41:14.200
<v Speaker 2>like yeah, yea yeah.

0:41:13.040 --> 0:41:17.719
<v Speaker 4>And you have a fight. Honestly, my parents disapprove of me,

0:41:18.000 --> 0:41:20.440
<v Speaker 4>so if I brought up a partner, they'd probably be obsessed.

0:41:20.560 --> 0:41:24.000
<v Speaker 4>You know, they'd probably be like, oh, are you not tranced?

0:41:24.040 --> 0:41:30.560
<v Speaker 4>Cool sit at the front of the table, you know. Yeah,

0:41:30.800 --> 0:41:33.399
<v Speaker 4>No I haven't. But honestly, if I ever returned back

0:41:33.400 --> 0:41:36.319
<v Speaker 4>to my hometown, I feel like that is how it

0:41:36.360 --> 0:41:39.880
<v Speaker 4>would be, because it's still like it's it's like a

0:41:40.000 --> 0:41:43.200
<v Speaker 4>time like I drove past to like recently, like two

0:41:43.280 --> 0:41:45.319
<v Speaker 4>years ago for the first time, like eight years, and

0:41:45.360 --> 0:41:47.759
<v Speaker 4>it's like going back in time. It's like, oh, it's

0:41:47.800 --> 0:41:51.800
<v Speaker 4>like near Amish country, so it's yie.

0:41:51.680 --> 0:41:53.319
<v Speaker 1>Old he haw times. Yeah.

0:41:53.400 --> 0:41:54.719
<v Speaker 4>Let's just say they would probably have the bow and

0:41:54.800 --> 0:41:55.560
<v Speaker 4>arrows out for me.

0:41:56.440 --> 0:41:57.280
<v Speaker 3>You've rose.

0:41:57.360 --> 0:42:01.920
<v Speaker 2>I assume you've never introduced someone to your parents.

0:42:02.520 --> 0:42:05.400
<v Speaker 1>No, that's not my view.

0:42:06.719 --> 0:42:09.879
<v Speaker 2>I'm wondering what that would be like for you. You

0:42:09.920 --> 0:42:11.640
<v Speaker 2>did have to do that, like a wet if you

0:42:11.640 --> 0:42:12.920
<v Speaker 2>had a wedding date or something.

0:42:13.040 --> 0:42:16.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I mean my mom would be like obsessed with them,

0:42:17.239 --> 0:42:19.359
<v Speaker 1>you know. My mom would be like try to be

0:42:19.560 --> 0:42:24.680
<v Speaker 1>like the most supportive ever, and my dad would just

0:42:24.800 --> 0:42:29.840
<v Speaker 1>like say something embarrassing. Probably, yeah, I just that's not

0:42:30.000 --> 0:42:34.719
<v Speaker 1>something that's like super important for me to do to

0:42:34.800 --> 0:42:37.759
<v Speaker 1>get like family approval on someone that I'm you know,

0:42:38.040 --> 0:42:39.839
<v Speaker 1>dating or whatever, you.

0:42:39.760 --> 0:42:41.960
<v Speaker 2>Know What's Honestly, I don't know if this is true

0:42:42.000 --> 0:42:45.520
<v Speaker 2>for you, Rose, but like my some introducing someone to

0:42:45.600 --> 0:42:48.359
<v Speaker 2>my friends, the stakes are way higher.

0:42:48.400 --> 0:42:53.160
<v Speaker 4>Like one, yes, yes, yes, yes.

0:42:52.880 --> 0:42:55.560
<v Speaker 2>If I bring If I start dating someone and I

0:42:55.640 --> 0:42:58.840
<v Speaker 2>have to like introduce them to you, Rose and.

0:42:58.680 --> 0:42:59.719
<v Speaker 3>You Laurel like.

0:43:01.200 --> 0:43:05.960
<v Speaker 1>That, it could go bad, it could go south. And

0:43:06.040 --> 0:43:08.880
<v Speaker 1>I mean and I have had some some opinions on

0:43:09.000 --> 0:43:12.680
<v Speaker 1>people that you have, you know, been involved with involved

0:43:12.680 --> 0:43:18.879
<v Speaker 1>with luckily never like dated dated well maybe actually, but regardless, Yeah,

0:43:18.960 --> 0:43:21.239
<v Speaker 1>I do think that that it's like that's like a

0:43:21.360 --> 0:43:24.359
<v Speaker 1>much tougher hurdle to go through because they really will

0:43:24.360 --> 0:43:25.040
<v Speaker 1>converse with you.

0:43:25.080 --> 0:43:26.239
<v Speaker 3>It's not just like familial.

0:43:26.400 --> 0:43:29.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, So let's ask this question again. Have you all

0:43:29.520 --> 0:43:33.040
<v Speaker 4>ever introduced a partner to your friend group and their

0:43:33.080 --> 0:43:39.839
<v Speaker 4>reactions have been adverse? Because I, yeah, I would love

0:43:39.880 --> 0:43:42.440
<v Speaker 4>to know that I feel like we the stakes are higher.

0:43:42.280 --> 0:43:45.279
<v Speaker 2>No for me, but I not not really, but like

0:43:45.480 --> 0:43:51.240
<v Speaker 2>I have definitely had besties introducing me to their waves

0:43:51.280 --> 0:43:55.440
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, oh, this person's warming or like

0:43:55.480 --> 0:43:59.600
<v Speaker 2>this person's so basic, Like that is tough, Okay.

0:43:59.440 --> 0:44:04.239
<v Speaker 1>So I I like have not really, but I have

0:44:04.360 --> 0:44:08.600
<v Speaker 1>had a very weird friend experience with a friend of

0:44:08.640 --> 0:44:12.440
<v Speaker 1>someone that I wanted to hook up with, which is

0:44:12.880 --> 0:44:15.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm just following the rabbit hole for the sake of

0:44:15.080 --> 0:44:20.000
<v Speaker 1>the story, please, So I uh, back in the back

0:44:20.040 --> 0:44:22.680
<v Speaker 1>in the old. He had times when love Gun was

0:44:22.760 --> 0:44:26.520
<v Speaker 1>open in Williamsburg. I used to throw a party there

0:44:26.840 --> 0:44:30.880
<v Speaker 1>and one night and this was like pre trans So

0:44:31.000 --> 0:44:33.839
<v Speaker 1>one night I was I was throwing a party at

0:44:33.880 --> 0:44:37.239
<v Speaker 1>love Gun and there was this guy and he and

0:44:37.280 --> 0:44:40.319
<v Speaker 1>I were like making out all night, but he had

0:44:40.320 --> 0:44:43.600
<v Speaker 1>this friend with him and he was like visiting the

0:44:43.640 --> 0:44:46.960
<v Speaker 1>friend in New York. And the friend just like would

0:44:47.040 --> 0:44:49.680
<v Speaker 1>not leave us alone, was like following us around all

0:44:49.760 --> 0:44:53.400
<v Speaker 1>night and we were like very clearly like wanted to fuck.

0:44:54.120 --> 0:44:57.200
<v Speaker 1>And so I was like, ask the guy if you

0:44:57.239 --> 0:44:58.560
<v Speaker 1>wanted to come home with me? He's like, can my

0:44:58.640 --> 0:45:03.759
<v Speaker 1>friend come? And we had to like hang out with

0:45:03.800 --> 0:45:07.800
<v Speaker 1>his friend like all like all night into the morning

0:45:07.960 --> 0:45:11.319
<v Speaker 1>into the next day, and then like he just like

0:45:11.360 --> 0:45:13.600
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't get the hint. And then eventually I had to

0:45:13.600 --> 0:45:15.839
<v Speaker 1>be like, hey, so like I'm going to fuck him,

0:45:16.280 --> 0:45:18.760
<v Speaker 1>could you maybe like go in the other room or something,

0:45:18.840 --> 0:45:20.520
<v Speaker 1>because you definitely aren't watching?

0:45:21.360 --> 0:45:22.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, did he want to watch that?

0:45:24.120 --> 0:45:30.319
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if he wanted to like join, but

0:45:30.480 --> 0:45:32.319
<v Speaker 1>I was not into him in the way that I

0:45:32.400 --> 0:45:38.359
<v Speaker 1>was into the friend, and it was we do they

0:45:38.400 --> 0:45:42.360
<v Speaker 1>like this? I don't think, So that was not the

0:45:42.480 --> 0:45:46.000
<v Speaker 1>vibe that I got. And I don't know, like cause

0:45:46.040 --> 0:45:48.880
<v Speaker 1>like today, I mean obviously, like I would never be

0:45:48.960 --> 0:45:51.239
<v Speaker 1>in the situation today. But if I was in this

0:45:51.360 --> 0:45:55.200
<v Speaker 1>situation today, I would have just told a friend like hey, loser,

0:45:55.560 --> 0:45:57.120
<v Speaker 1>go away, you know.

0:45:57.280 --> 0:46:02.280
<v Speaker 4>Hey, fad Yeah.

0:46:00.600 --> 0:46:04.279
<v Speaker 1>But for some reason, I like entertained this tomfoolery when

0:46:04.280 --> 0:46:06.839
<v Speaker 1>it happened, and like, yeah, I think they were at

0:46:06.880 --> 0:46:09.120
<v Speaker 1>my apartment till like noon the next day. We might

0:46:09.160 --> 0:46:10.800
<v Speaker 1>have all gone and got breakfast together.

0:46:11.360 --> 0:46:13.640
<v Speaker 4>They stayed. Wait this was at your apartment?

0:46:13.719 --> 0:46:14.920
<v Speaker 1>This was that my apartment.

0:46:16.280 --> 0:46:18.279
<v Speaker 4>You go outside and get like a package and just

0:46:18.400 --> 0:46:39.799
<v Speaker 4>lock them.

0:46:39.840 --> 0:46:42.080
<v Speaker 3>Are you into being watched or watching?

0:46:42.360 --> 0:46:46.239
<v Speaker 1>Because I am no No, I'm not. I mean, like

0:46:46.640 --> 0:46:50.360
<v Speaker 1>it's one thing when I've been at like sex parties

0:46:50.719 --> 0:46:55.000
<v Speaker 1>or places where just like group sex or like outdoor

0:46:55.080 --> 0:46:58.120
<v Speaker 1>sex is happening, but it's not like I'm not doing

0:46:58.160 --> 0:47:00.560
<v Speaker 1>it to be watched. But if they're happened to be

0:47:00.600 --> 0:47:03.560
<v Speaker 1>people watching, like okay, whatever, but.

0:47:03.520 --> 0:47:06.160
<v Speaker 3>You're not going to bring a third just to watch. No,

0:47:06.239 --> 0:47:06.920
<v Speaker 3>it's not.

0:47:07.160 --> 0:47:09.200
<v Speaker 1>It's not something that I seek out because I don't

0:47:09.239 --> 0:47:13.440
<v Speaker 1>like to perform like that. I bet you do, though.

0:47:14.280 --> 0:47:17.000
<v Speaker 3>I I mean.

0:47:16.400 --> 0:47:19.600
<v Speaker 4>I know what frand loves a right like to watch,

0:47:20.000 --> 0:47:21.160
<v Speaker 4>but they love to be.

0:47:21.200 --> 0:47:23.040
<v Speaker 3>Watched, love to be watched.

0:47:23.120 --> 0:47:24.360
<v Speaker 4>I love to be watched.

0:47:24.560 --> 0:47:29.320
<v Speaker 2>I haven't really experienced a scenario where I'm strictly watching

0:47:29.400 --> 0:47:31.080
<v Speaker 2>where like two people are gonna fuck and I'm there

0:47:31.080 --> 0:47:34.399
<v Speaker 2>to watch and do that I actually thinking, I think

0:47:34.960 --> 0:47:36.480
<v Speaker 2>I think probably in coach.

0:47:36.480 --> 0:47:36.799
<v Speaker 3>I would.

0:47:36.920 --> 0:47:40.560
<v Speaker 2>I would love it. I'm really into like live sex.

0:47:41.880 --> 0:47:45.279
<v Speaker 2>Like sorry, I'm it's definitely a kink of mine.

0:47:45.360 --> 0:47:48.359
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I would just feel left out. No, I would

0:47:48.400 --> 0:47:48.839
<v Speaker 3>love to watch.

0:47:48.920 --> 0:47:51.520
<v Speaker 4>I would be actually pissed the nice too.

0:47:51.560 --> 0:47:54.200
<v Speaker 2>I would leave the thing about watching that I like

0:47:54.320 --> 0:47:56.960
<v Speaker 2>is that you don't really have any responsibilities other than

0:47:57.000 --> 0:48:00.000
<v Speaker 2>to watch and and when you're watching, you're still elevat

0:48:00.000 --> 0:48:01.600
<v Speaker 2>in the experience because you're making it hotter for them.

0:48:01.640 --> 0:48:02.279
<v Speaker 3>It's hot for me.

0:48:02.480 --> 0:48:05.560
<v Speaker 2>Like I get a free you know, it's a a

0:48:05.600 --> 0:48:06.759
<v Speaker 2>free little you know show.

0:48:06.880 --> 0:48:08.919
<v Speaker 4>They're like shouting explicits in the back.

0:48:09.200 --> 0:48:13.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm like, I'm like throwing like singles dollar bills

0:48:13.080 --> 0:48:14.439
<v Speaker 2>at them.

0:48:14.840 --> 0:48:15.280
<v Speaker 3>Laurel.

0:48:15.400 --> 0:48:16.360
<v Speaker 1>What about you, Laurel?

0:48:16.600 --> 0:48:17.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:48:17.560 --> 0:48:22.000
<v Speaker 4>Do you like to be watch so funny? We actually

0:48:22.040 --> 0:48:25.520
<v Speaker 4>are talking about this. One of my first sexual experiences.

0:48:25.960 --> 0:48:29.680
<v Speaker 4>Grew up in bumba Puck, Pennsylvania. I had, you know,

0:48:29.680 --> 0:48:31.840
<v Speaker 4>a fling with this one guy earlier, and I was

0:48:32.400 --> 0:48:34.320
<v Speaker 4>it was a friend of a friend who if you

0:48:34.400 --> 0:48:37.000
<v Speaker 4>knew someone who knew someone who was gay, like ten

0:48:37.080 --> 0:48:39.160
<v Speaker 4>years ago, that was a huge thing, like because people

0:48:39.239 --> 0:48:41.040
<v Speaker 4>just weren't out, you know, like ten years ago was

0:48:41.080 --> 0:48:44.680
<v Speaker 4>so different. And my friend had a friend that was

0:48:44.680 --> 0:48:45.840
<v Speaker 4>an hour and a half when they were going to

0:48:45.880 --> 0:48:47.960
<v Speaker 4>come over to our friend's house who was having a

0:48:48.000 --> 0:48:50.160
<v Speaker 4>house party, and they were gay and they had a relationship,

0:48:50.480 --> 0:48:53.799
<v Speaker 4>and him and his partner were messaging me on Twitter

0:48:53.880 --> 0:48:55.320
<v Speaker 4>before and like, Hey, we'd love to hang out with

0:48:55.360 --> 0:48:57.600
<v Speaker 4>you at this party. So it's like, okay, what's going on.

0:48:58.040 --> 0:49:00.479
<v Speaker 4>I go to this party. It's my friend who's hosting.

0:49:00.520 --> 0:49:02.680
<v Speaker 4>It is like the school straight guy in school at

0:49:02.719 --> 0:49:04.960
<v Speaker 4>the time, he was straight. I was like, he was

0:49:05.000 --> 0:49:07.080
<v Speaker 4>always a little too nice to me, who I was

0:49:07.120 --> 0:49:08.520
<v Speaker 4>clearly a fagot, and I was like, why is he

0:49:08.600 --> 0:49:10.759
<v Speaker 4>so nice to me? Turns out ended up being like

0:49:10.960 --> 0:49:13.600
<v Speaker 4>gender queer and bisexual, but didn't come out for years

0:49:13.680 --> 0:49:17.160
<v Speaker 4>until you know after, I mean in some in some

0:49:17.160 --> 0:49:19.960
<v Speaker 4>capacity at least, you know. I so, you know, it

0:49:20.000 --> 0:49:23.200
<v Speaker 4>was a straight person in high school and brought these

0:49:23.239 --> 0:49:27.280
<v Speaker 4>friends over and they're like, hey, Laurel. My name was Laurel.

0:49:27.640 --> 0:49:30.360
<v Speaker 4>Was like, hey, Laurel, they want to hang out with you,

0:49:30.400 --> 0:49:32.840
<v Speaker 4>and you can like hang out in my bedroom. I

0:49:32.960 --> 0:49:34.359
<v Speaker 4>was like, he was like, you can have fun in

0:49:34.360 --> 0:49:37.320
<v Speaker 4>my bedroom with these two people. I was like, okay,

0:49:37.760 --> 0:49:38.319
<v Speaker 4>I go up.

0:49:38.440 --> 0:49:42.400
<v Speaker 1>We end up making a sex trafficking yeah, literally, and

0:49:42.680 --> 0:49:46.000
<v Speaker 1>in this like straight guys bedroom. I was like what

0:49:46.239 --> 0:49:48.680
<v Speaker 1>and he so I got fucked and we were fucking,

0:49:48.719 --> 0:49:51.400
<v Speaker 1>and then the one boyfriend while we're making out, just

0:49:51.400 --> 0:49:55.040
<v Speaker 1>slowly my grades to the corner of the room and

0:49:55.480 --> 0:49:59.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm you know, becoming fully participatory with this other individual

0:50:01.320 --> 0:50:02.080
<v Speaker 1>and the other.

0:50:01.920 --> 0:50:05.280
<v Speaker 4>One is sitting in his like rotating off his deck's

0:50:05.360 --> 0:50:10.120
<v Speaker 4>desk chair, not in that chair like gachair. Yes, no,

0:50:10.160 --> 0:50:10.920
<v Speaker 4>it was a gamer chair.

0:50:10.960 --> 0:50:12.360
<v Speaker 1>It was a game of chair like it was a

0:50:12.400 --> 0:50:16.319
<v Speaker 1>gamer chair, like a fifteen clined. He like put on

0:50:16.360 --> 0:50:18.600
<v Speaker 1>his head set with like the very high back.

0:50:18.960 --> 0:50:22.560
<v Speaker 4>Yes, yes, back higher than the shoulders right, and like

0:50:23.239 --> 0:50:25.360
<v Speaker 4>and he he's there. I don't even know he was

0:50:25.400 --> 0:50:28.359
<v Speaker 4>like touching himself, but he was just watching and I'm

0:50:28.400 --> 0:50:30.719
<v Speaker 4>getting fucked, and I'm like, you know, it's like you

0:50:30.719 --> 0:50:32.319
<v Speaker 4>have a feeling when you're in a room there's like

0:50:32.320 --> 0:50:34.520
<v Speaker 4>something on the corner of your eye, like what was that?

0:50:34.840 --> 0:50:38.360
<v Speaker 4>And it was just this James watching James James, and

0:50:38.440 --> 0:50:41.600
<v Speaker 4>James was in the corner pulling the page while I'm

0:50:41.600 --> 0:50:45.640
<v Speaker 4>getting cloud by his boyf on my friend's futon. So then,

0:50:46.000 --> 0:50:50.200
<v Speaker 4>long story short, they ended up breaking up after like

0:50:50.480 --> 0:50:54.360
<v Speaker 4>weeks after that because they weren't comfortable. He wasn't comfortable

0:50:54.400 --> 0:50:57.040
<v Speaker 4>with his boyfriend fucking me the entire time, and they

0:50:57.120 --> 0:51:02.200
<v Speaker 4>like got they just like separated. And I haven't had

0:51:02.200 --> 0:51:05.839
<v Speaker 4>a cukhold scenario since, but I did, and that relationship,

0:51:05.920 --> 0:51:06.520
<v Speaker 4>so that was kind.

0:51:06.440 --> 0:51:06.959
<v Speaker 1>Of kind of wow.

0:51:07.400 --> 0:51:10.399
<v Speaker 3>I Honestly, I love cuckolding. I don't know why.

0:51:10.560 --> 0:51:13.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I love glove cuckolding, cuckoldry. I don't know why.

0:51:13.520 --> 0:51:15.759
<v Speaker 2>But when you cuk aldree, I don't know why. But

0:51:15.800 --> 0:51:17.680
<v Speaker 2>when you said like that, you like turned to the

0:51:17.680 --> 0:51:20.040
<v Speaker 2>corner and whatever that there was going to be like

0:51:20.080 --> 0:51:22.880
<v Speaker 2>a Renaissance painting, and these like eyes like moving like

0:51:22.960 --> 0:51:25.920
<v Speaker 2>someone behind the Renaissance painting, like peeping through like.

0:51:27.400 --> 0:51:29.680
<v Speaker 3>That should be a was going to be there. What

0:51:29.800 --> 0:51:31.120
<v Speaker 3>if that was a thing like it?

0:51:31.360 --> 0:51:36.360
<v Speaker 2>Okay, instead of glory holes, it was like someone watching

0:51:36.440 --> 0:51:37.960
<v Speaker 2>you through a painting.

0:51:39.440 --> 0:51:41.799
<v Speaker 4>Honestly, And it's my face painted the comone and.

0:51:41.880 --> 0:51:47.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, girl with the pearl earrings. No, No, it's like.

0:51:47.160 --> 0:51:49.880
<v Speaker 1>It's like it's the Scream, but it's like the mouth

0:51:49.920 --> 0:51:50.680
<v Speaker 1>that's a glory whole.

0:51:51.160 --> 0:51:53.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and her face is like a full house labs?

0:51:54.640 --> 0:51:56.680
<v Speaker 1>Did you know that? Did you know that the mask

0:51:56.880 --> 0:51:59.960
<v Speaker 1>from Scream is based off of the painting the screen?

0:52:01.640 --> 0:52:05.200
<v Speaker 3>I actually love the Scream.

0:52:05.280 --> 0:52:07.600
<v Speaker 4>That's so good. I didn't love. I had no idea.

0:52:07.800 --> 0:52:11.000
<v Speaker 2>I love the primary antagonist of the Scream franchise, who

0:52:11.000 --> 0:52:12.279
<v Speaker 2>goes by scream No.

0:52:12.600 --> 0:52:15.239
<v Speaker 4>His name is ghost Face gender neutral icon.

0:52:16.520 --> 0:52:20.960
<v Speaker 1>Their name is ghost Face. Anyway, back to Shrek. So

0:52:21.239 --> 0:52:26.160
<v Speaker 1>Shrek two is the best Shrek movie. And I've only

0:52:26.200 --> 0:52:27.759
<v Speaker 1>seen those two, and but.

0:52:27.719 --> 0:52:29.840
<v Speaker 4>There's three, and there's three, and there's four.

0:52:31.280 --> 0:52:35.440
<v Speaker 1>Christmas special yes, and a Broadway musical and a movie

0:52:35.680 --> 0:52:38.960
<v Speaker 1>of the Broadway musical and a spinoff series.

0:52:39.320 --> 0:52:41.600
<v Speaker 4>But the musicals is actually really good.

0:52:41.760 --> 0:52:42.879
<v Speaker 1>It's like really good.

0:52:46.480 --> 0:52:48.960
<v Speaker 4>It's actually really good. They really lean into like the

0:52:49.000 --> 0:52:51.840
<v Speaker 4>cross dressing wolf scenario, and they like reference it a

0:52:51.880 --> 0:52:53.120
<v Speaker 4>couple of times in the stage play.

0:52:53.800 --> 0:52:55.920
<v Speaker 1>What did they say, Okay, don't tempt me with the

0:52:55.960 --> 0:52:57.399
<v Speaker 1>good Who plays the wolf?

0:52:57.480 --> 0:52:58.160
<v Speaker 4>It's Ben Platt.

0:53:06.400 --> 0:53:08.600
<v Speaker 1>And if you see the trailer for a theater camp

0:53:08.640 --> 0:53:10.840
<v Speaker 1>that came out today with Ben Platt in it, it

0:53:10.920 --> 0:53:12.200
<v Speaker 1>actually looks really good.

0:53:12.440 --> 0:53:16.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh look, Ben Platt can really pop off with some

0:53:16.640 --> 0:53:17.280
<v Speaker 2>of those notes.

0:53:17.400 --> 0:53:18.520
<v Speaker 4>No, I live for him.

0:53:18.840 --> 0:53:20.600
<v Speaker 3>It's great, I live for him.

0:53:21.440 --> 0:53:24.520
<v Speaker 1>Wait, we have to talk about the Fairy Godmother from

0:53:24.880 --> 0:53:29.799
<v Speaker 1>Shrek two, played by the legendary Jennifer Saunders, who fran

0:53:30.320 --> 0:53:33.560
<v Speaker 1>like literally does not know who she is. She's also

0:53:33.960 --> 0:53:39.360
<v Speaker 1>an absolutely fabulous She's been yes, she's been in literally everything.

0:53:39.560 --> 0:53:42.080
<v Speaker 1>She is the dvdal herself, and she plays the fairy

0:53:42.080 --> 0:53:46.960
<v Speaker 1>Godmother and sings. Does it cover a transcendent cover of

0:53:47.000 --> 0:53:49.640
<v Speaker 1>holding out for a hero that still to this day

0:53:49.719 --> 0:53:51.360
<v Speaker 1>is not available to stream on Spotify?

0:53:51.560 --> 0:53:54.160
<v Speaker 3>Why what crazy?

0:53:54.239 --> 0:53:54.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

0:53:55.520 --> 0:53:57.840
<v Speaker 4>They robbed her of those residuals like she would literally

0:53:58.080 --> 0:54:01.040
<v Speaker 4>like how many times had a drag brunch I've seen

0:54:01.120 --> 0:54:02.160
<v Speaker 4>somebody you know before?

0:54:02.320 --> 0:54:05.399
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? And also like all the I mean

0:54:05.560 --> 0:54:08.520
<v Speaker 1>literally just yesterday I saw a picture of Helen Mirr

0:54:08.520 --> 0:54:11.760
<v Speaker 1>and it can in an all blue outfit with blue

0:54:11.760 --> 0:54:15.000
<v Speaker 1>tinted hair, and I tweeted it said holding up for

0:54:15.120 --> 0:54:17.839
<v Speaker 1>hero and this is it's a look that has been

0:54:17.880 --> 0:54:20.880
<v Speaker 1>done before, like Gaga at the Oscars the Year of

0:54:20.920 --> 0:54:23.680
<v Speaker 1>Stars Born or no, the Golden Globes the Year Starsborn.

0:54:24.160 --> 0:54:27.400
<v Speaker 1>She was in blue with blue tinted hair, also looking

0:54:27.560 --> 0:54:28.680
<v Speaker 1>like the Fairy Godmother.

0:54:29.040 --> 0:54:31.880
<v Speaker 4>I love she She definitely does like I feel like

0:54:32.000 --> 0:54:35.239
<v Speaker 4>the FFAs of the Shrek World, you know what I mean,

0:54:35.320 --> 0:54:36.880
<v Speaker 4>Like it's just like a potion at that point, you know,

0:54:37.080 --> 0:54:40.040
<v Speaker 4>like right, you know, I mean that was gender firming

0:54:40.040 --> 0:54:43.200
<v Speaker 4>surgery for Shrek. Tell me I'm wrong. That was gender firming.

0:54:44.200 --> 0:54:47.040
<v Speaker 1>When she turns him into a human, Yes, a hot

0:54:47.120 --> 0:54:52.320
<v Speaker 1>human jawnline, you know, don oh, oh my god, the

0:54:52.719 --> 0:54:55.560
<v Speaker 1>fucking gaze on Twitter, who go crazy for the dad

0:54:55.600 --> 0:54:59.919
<v Speaker 1>from inside out? You know, they would suck human shred

0:55:00.320 --> 0:55:05.080
<v Speaker 1>off with it until his body desiccated, until he was

0:55:05.120 --> 0:55:05.640
<v Speaker 1>a mummy.

0:55:06.160 --> 0:55:08.360
<v Speaker 3>They would find him at disco.

0:55:08.520 --> 0:55:11.080
<v Speaker 1>They would suck him off so hard that his body

0:55:11.120 --> 0:55:15.000
<v Speaker 1>turned inside out and then disappeared into like a blip.

0:55:15.360 --> 0:55:17.319
<v Speaker 4>Those are the same gaze that would quote tweet a

0:55:17.320 --> 0:55:20.880
<v Speaker 4>picture of that transformed Trek and the caption would be

0:55:21.000 --> 0:55:23.360
<v Speaker 4>a pantone color of what they think the color of

0:55:23.360 --> 0:55:24.279
<v Speaker 4>that man stick is.

0:55:26.520 --> 0:55:29.439
<v Speaker 1>Yes, And it would also be something like until the

0:55:29.520 --> 0:55:35.320
<v Speaker 1>castle wall, you know, tumbled down, until the swamp ran dry,

0:55:37.239 --> 0:55:42.239
<v Speaker 1>I mean dry, until the onion went bad.

0:55:42.800 --> 0:55:48.000
<v Speaker 2>Pound my ogre russy, honey, Oh not ogre russy, you know,

0:55:49.560 --> 0:55:56.360
<v Speaker 2>like maybe like oh gussy, oh gussie, gussy, Oh grussy,

0:55:56.560 --> 0:55:58.440
<v Speaker 2>oh grussy.

0:55:58.560 --> 0:56:00.719
<v Speaker 4>That's aggress.

0:56:00.960 --> 0:56:03.759
<v Speaker 2>I mean we all know, Rose that you are more

0:56:03.880 --> 0:56:06.400
<v Speaker 2>sexually attracted to Shrek as an ogre than Trek as

0:56:06.400 --> 0:56:06.759
<v Speaker 2>a human.

0:56:06.960 --> 0:56:09.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Absolutely, I mean I need those little I need

0:56:09.680 --> 0:56:11.840
<v Speaker 1>those little like things on top to hold on to

0:56:12.320 --> 0:56:13.480
<v Speaker 1>when I'm sucking his face.

0:56:13.560 --> 0:56:14.560
<v Speaker 3>Wait, I didn't even.

0:56:16.360 --> 0:56:18.560
<v Speaker 2>I didn't even think about that as like an actual

0:56:18.719 --> 0:56:23.640
<v Speaker 2>practical tactile thing like those are.

0:56:23.640 --> 0:56:25.480
<v Speaker 4>They're up here for a recent so you can just

0:56:25.560 --> 0:56:30.839
<v Speaker 4>you know, handlebars. Wow, So you you would face Shrek down,

0:56:30.960 --> 0:56:31.600
<v Speaker 4>that's what you're saying.

0:56:32.480 --> 0:56:32.960
<v Speaker 3>Image.

0:56:33.640 --> 0:56:36.200
<v Speaker 1>I would facebalk shrek it down. And you know, because

0:56:36.200 --> 0:56:38.840
<v Speaker 1>he's an ogre, he loves you'd come. He is a

0:56:39.040 --> 0:56:40.560
<v Speaker 1>come guzzler.

0:56:40.840 --> 0:56:43.360
<v Speaker 3>Well, if the Shrek porn that I've seen.

0:56:43.160 --> 0:56:45.279
<v Speaker 1>You not that I have a ton to give, but

0:56:45.520 --> 0:56:46.560
<v Speaker 1>whatever I have, it's his.

0:56:47.280 --> 0:56:52.240
<v Speaker 4>I mean, just a little dribble, a little dribble.

0:57:11.400 --> 0:57:13.360
<v Speaker 3>Do you think the semen is green?

0:57:14.480 --> 0:57:17.920
<v Speaker 1>His semen? I think it's sort of like a MUCUSI

0:57:18.280 --> 0:57:20.440
<v Speaker 1>like like mountain dew like yellow.

0:57:20.840 --> 0:57:21.840
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, mountain.

0:57:21.920 --> 0:57:24.080
<v Speaker 4>That's so funny. I literally got a product. Way I

0:57:24.080 --> 0:57:24.880
<v Speaker 4>think this is what it is.

0:57:25.200 --> 0:57:27.920
<v Speaker 1>Literally, it's like it looks like he's very dehydrated, but

0:57:27.960 --> 0:57:29.560
<v Speaker 1>he actually like he comes a lot.

0:57:29.800 --> 0:57:33.840
<v Speaker 4>Oh what about like I feel like this like specific

0:57:33.840 --> 0:57:35.200
<v Speaker 4>shade of green maybe like.

0:57:35.200 --> 0:57:38.560
<v Speaker 2>Ooh ben nye, it's literally called slime.

0:57:38.680 --> 0:57:40.720
<v Speaker 4>Let me do a little swatch test, a little.

0:57:40.640 --> 0:57:43.040
<v Speaker 3>Oh swatched to come on swatch test.

0:57:43.240 --> 0:57:48.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, I was gonna say that Shrek must be

0:57:49.040 --> 0:57:52.160
<v Speaker 2>great in the sack because he doesn't care at all

0:57:52.280 --> 0:57:53.400
<v Speaker 2>about like, you know.

0:57:54.000 --> 0:57:54.680
<v Speaker 1>What do you think?

0:57:55.920 --> 0:57:58.040
<v Speaker 2>I mean, when you fuck Shrek, you do not need

0:57:58.080 --> 0:58:00.440
<v Speaker 2>to do. Yeah, you got to be an ink. He stinky,

0:58:00.480 --> 0:58:04.960
<v Speaker 2>kinky kind of girl. But what can he likes musk, pheromones.

0:58:06.400 --> 0:58:11.720
<v Speaker 2>He a pisskink for sure, pisskink. He's a pheromone.

0:58:11.880 --> 0:58:14.360
<v Speaker 1>The dragon armpits.

0:58:15.320 --> 0:58:17.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh pits, Oh my god, Shrek.

0:58:17.120 --> 0:58:19.800
<v Speaker 1>If you got caught a whiff of Shrek's pits, you

0:58:19.840 --> 0:58:22.760
<v Speaker 1>would probably like you're you would have an aneurysm.

0:58:23.800 --> 0:58:27.400
<v Speaker 3>Pit's feet taint. He probably loves to suck on it.

0:58:27.520 --> 0:58:30.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh, he loves like a champion.

0:58:30.560 --> 0:58:31.400
<v Speaker 3>He eats ass.

0:58:31.560 --> 0:58:34.720
<v Speaker 1>He's like me eating ass, like he will eat I'm Shrek,

0:58:37.360 --> 0:58:39.320
<v Speaker 1>Well you are the main king, Like I'm not Fiona,

0:58:39.560 --> 0:58:45.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm Shrek. You do get And you know, Shrek. Shrek

0:58:45.360 --> 0:58:51.280
<v Speaker 1>has like had such a cultural resurgence recently with like

0:58:51.600 --> 0:58:53.320
<v Speaker 1>I mean we were talking about there was a Shrek

0:58:53.360 --> 0:58:58.240
<v Speaker 1>grave a while ago. Multiple the whole like gorpe core

0:58:58.520 --> 0:59:02.840
<v Speaker 1>fashion thing is very Shrek vibes. I mean, Shrek meme

0:59:03.000 --> 0:59:05.680
<v Speaker 1>culture is huge. There was that TikTok filter where like

0:59:06.160 --> 0:59:12.960
<v Speaker 1>Shrek was behind you. I've seen I've seen Shrek's dick

0:59:13.360 --> 0:59:14.840
<v Speaker 1>so many times on Twitter.

0:59:15.120 --> 0:59:15.720
<v Speaker 2>What you have?

0:59:15.880 --> 0:59:24.480
<v Speaker 1>I mean girl, uncut? Uncut for sure, uncut, but Shrek.

0:59:24.640 --> 0:59:28.120
<v Speaker 1>I think Shrek's megma is the color of that thing

0:59:28.240 --> 0:59:32.960
<v Speaker 1>you were just checked. Yeah, that's that's the magma.

0:59:34.640 --> 0:59:38.240
<v Speaker 2>No, I mean no, Shrek is definitely definitely an inky,

0:59:38.320 --> 0:59:38.919
<v Speaker 2>stinky girl.

0:59:39.040 --> 0:59:41.040
<v Speaker 1>Are you an inky stinky girl? Do you like smells?

0:59:41.560 --> 0:59:41.600
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:59:42.520 --> 0:59:43.840
<v Speaker 1>I really don't like people who smell.

0:59:44.120 --> 0:59:45.240
<v Speaker 3>I really don't you, Laurel.

0:59:47.240 --> 0:59:49.280
<v Speaker 1>No, you know what is the worst for me?

0:59:50.720 --> 0:59:50.760
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:59:50.880 --> 0:59:55.480
<v Speaker 4>I I don't like smells, particularly those of the oral kind.

0:59:55.760 --> 0:59:58.680
<v Speaker 4>And when people say that they're in to spit and

0:59:58.800 --> 1:00:02.640
<v Speaker 4>then they like spit, and then it is the most

1:00:02.640 --> 1:00:09.800
<v Speaker 4>thing atrocious taste smell anything in the world. Has that

1:00:09.920 --> 1:00:10.600
<v Speaker 4>ever happened to you?

1:00:11.280 --> 1:00:11.480
<v Speaker 3>Oh?

1:00:11.680 --> 1:00:12.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah?

1:00:12.920 --> 1:00:14.720
<v Speaker 4>And what was your solution, because.

1:00:14.480 --> 1:00:16.320
<v Speaker 1>I literally threw a man off of me onto the

1:00:16.400 --> 1:00:21.000
<v Speaker 1>floor on My solution was being like, don't do that again.

1:00:21.000 --> 1:00:24.320
<v Speaker 1>Because the thing is, I don't have a spit kink,

1:00:24.440 --> 1:00:29.120
<v Speaker 1>but sometimes it works, like there have. I can maybe

1:00:29.200 --> 1:00:30.960
<v Speaker 1>count on one hand to the amount of times in

1:00:31.000 --> 1:00:34.000
<v Speaker 1>my life where someone has spit specifically in my mouth.

1:00:34.040 --> 1:00:37.160
<v Speaker 1>Because I don't mind being spit on. I like spitting

1:00:37.200 --> 1:00:39.280
<v Speaker 1>on other people a lot, But I don't mind being

1:00:39.320 --> 1:00:41.600
<v Speaker 1>spit on, but having someone spit in my mouth like

1:00:41.920 --> 1:00:44.160
<v Speaker 1>nine times out of ten, I'm like it was discussing

1:00:44.160 --> 1:00:46.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm whenna vomit got off me. But then there's that

1:00:46.560 --> 1:00:49.240
<v Speaker 1>one in ten where it's like it just works and

1:00:49.320 --> 1:00:50.080
<v Speaker 1>it's really hot.

1:00:50.560 --> 1:00:53.720
<v Speaker 4>They need to literally brush their teeth right beat four.

1:00:54.280 --> 1:00:57.520
<v Speaker 4>I remember. I just remember. At one time in twenty sixteen,

1:00:57.520 --> 1:00:59.520
<v Speaker 4>I was working at an opera company and kid cod

1:00:59.560 --> 1:01:01.600
<v Speaker 4>for the summer. I was playing French horn and I

1:01:01.760 --> 1:01:03.479
<v Speaker 4>was meeting up with like a sneaky leak. I found

1:01:03.480 --> 1:01:05.480
<v Speaker 4>a grinder like thirty minutes away in the middle of

1:01:05.480 --> 1:01:07.200
<v Speaker 4>the night and this hotel motel, and it was like

1:01:07.280 --> 1:01:09.360
<v Speaker 4>this kid was like kind of my age, like also

1:01:09.480 --> 1:01:11.240
<v Speaker 4>like a teenager. We were like nineteen at the time,

1:01:11.520 --> 1:01:18.160
<v Speaker 4>And he spits in my mouth onions, shallotts, garlics, leaks, leaks,

1:01:18.440 --> 1:01:24.320
<v Speaker 4>shall garlics. Oh my, and I'm scalling o aromatics, aromatics, aromatics,

1:01:24.440 --> 1:01:29.000
<v Speaker 4>night shades literally Patrulli, and I'm I'm trying to think

1:01:29.240 --> 1:01:31.560
<v Speaker 4>I don't have like the show social skills or the

1:01:31.600 --> 1:01:34.160
<v Speaker 4>confidence to just be like I'm leaving this is disgusting.

1:01:34.560 --> 1:01:38.000
<v Speaker 4>So somebody happens to call my phone. As soon as

1:01:38.000 --> 1:01:41.160
<v Speaker 4>that happens, I grab my phone. I hang up immediately

1:01:41.480 --> 1:01:43.760
<v Speaker 4>and I answer it, and I just like, my sister's

1:01:43.800 --> 1:01:46.720
<v Speaker 4>having a medical emergency, and then like, I really have

1:01:46.880 --> 1:01:49.920
<v Speaker 4>to go. I'm so sorry. I'm really she's really freaking

1:01:50.000 --> 1:01:50.480
<v Speaker 4>out right now.

1:01:50.560 --> 1:01:51.160
<v Speaker 3>I have to go.

1:01:51.480 --> 1:01:55.000
<v Speaker 4>Meanwhile, my transphobic sisters thirteen states away, and I'm just

1:01:55.080 --> 1:01:56.360
<v Speaker 4>trying to get out of the sneak thing.

1:01:56.880 --> 1:01:59.560
<v Speaker 3>And I did I never called you by your name?

1:02:00.080 --> 1:02:05.360
<v Speaker 4>Uh yeah, yeah, yeah, I I I know.

1:02:05.600 --> 1:02:09.000
<v Speaker 2>I I don't know how like people who spit I'm

1:02:09.080 --> 1:02:11.280
<v Speaker 2>using the inclusive terminology, people who spin.

1:02:11.240 --> 1:02:16.040
<v Speaker 3>People, yeah, I don't know how they find me there.

1:02:16.280 --> 1:02:20.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm always spit on, always spinning in my mouth, like

1:02:21.560 --> 1:02:25.080
<v Speaker 2>in my mouth, and people like, I'm like, not, it's

1:02:25.120 --> 1:02:27.600
<v Speaker 2>not like a hard boundary form or anything, so of course,

1:02:27.640 --> 1:02:29.920
<v Speaker 2>I like stick up my tongue. I'm like, but like,

1:02:30.280 --> 1:02:33.080
<v Speaker 2>I I don't like being spit on on my front.

1:02:33.160 --> 1:02:34.840
<v Speaker 2>I want to be like you could spit up anywhere

1:02:34.880 --> 1:02:36.480
<v Speaker 2>on the back, anywhere.

1:02:36.240 --> 1:02:40.240
<v Speaker 1>The spit on, spit on you know, another orifice or

1:02:40.480 --> 1:02:45.320
<v Speaker 1>like some genitalia, you know, spit on something that you're

1:02:46.200 --> 1:02:53.760
<v Speaker 1>that like needs to be lubricated. Hello, I'm good love enjoy.

1:02:56.400 --> 1:02:59.160
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you know like fans like, yeah, people spit on

1:02:59.200 --> 1:03:00.560
<v Speaker 4>me all the time. I want down the street and

1:03:00.600 --> 1:03:03.880
<v Speaker 4>they're just spitting at me. It's it's everywhere. They just

1:03:04.000 --> 1:03:05.560
<v Speaker 4>keep spitting everywhere.

1:03:06.320 --> 1:03:10.800
<v Speaker 3>Just NonStop. Not my thing, not my tea.

1:03:10.840 --> 1:03:14.360
<v Speaker 2>But Rose, you have consumed quite a lot of Shrek porn,

1:03:14.520 --> 1:03:16.480
<v Speaker 2>and I feel like you should share your insights.

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<v Speaker 1>I have not consumed a lot of Shrek porn.

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<v Speaker 3>Quite a bit of Shrek.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen Shrek's dick a lot, and maybe like one

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<v Speaker 1>or two ancillery images, but it's not something that I've

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<v Speaker 1>actively looked for. I could right now, when we could

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<v Speaker 1>live react to it.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, where is shrekstick going in this porn? Who

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<v Speaker 4>is he fucking?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to google Shrek porn.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes they do, like these pornos will have like different

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<v Speaker 4>cartoons from different series fucking each other.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm opening up.

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<v Speaker 2>Our group trans trans Fiona porn girl, that is Fiona. Yeah, exactly,

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<v Speaker 2>why would I even Oh that's not what I was

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<v Speaker 2>looking for. Oh my god, this one has Jennifer Saunders

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<v Speaker 2>in it.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, I just got the text.

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<v Speaker 3>No, Oh my god, it's fusting.

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<v Speaker 4>Girl that cocked. It's giving, it's giving.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Way, I just found the fairy Godmother

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<v Speaker 1>and she has like it looks like she's enchanted a

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<v Speaker 1>dildo to fuck her. I'm sending. I'm sending that.

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<v Speaker 4>She's ahead of the tech guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I see one. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh this one also, can we talk about nipples are pierrest?

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<v Speaker 2>That makes complete sense to me. Yeah, like it's and

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<v Speaker 2>you know, it's like it's not just like a softcore piercing,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like a bar.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, this naked trek is really sending me

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<v Speaker 1>for some reason.

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<v Speaker 4>Was that done with AI?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, girl, it looks like good.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the strongest argument for AI I've ever seen.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow. Okay, I wait, I found the dragon.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking at one right now where Jennifer Saunders and

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<v Speaker 2>Fiona both have dicks and they're coming in dragon watching

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<v Speaker 2>this dragon.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, she's got to be Bill for sure, this dragon.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Wait, I found trans Fiona and trans Ferry.

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<v Speaker 4>God, no, a little Bushwick couple.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>The polycule.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the only polycule I want to be.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, can we talk about this. All their dicks are

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<v Speaker 4>different colors, but the heads of all of them are pink.

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<v Speaker 4>So even the green dick, it still has a pink head.

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<v Speaker 4>That's interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>That doesn't really make sense to me, but I'm well,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, it's it's fairy tale.

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<v Speaker 1>It's magic.

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<v Speaker 3>It's magic, it's magic.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, this donkey one wait?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, dragon swallowing the donkey.

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<v Speaker 2>What would y'all wish for if you had one wish

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<v Speaker 2>from the fairy godmother, if you wanted her to kind

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<v Speaker 2>of help you.

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<v Speaker 3>Do something over beautify you.

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<v Speaker 2>And it has to be something personal, right, Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 2>can't just be ffs No, I would have her.

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<v Speaker 1>My wish would be to go back in time and

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<v Speaker 1>see Madonna's Confessions tour live.

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<v Speaker 2>Ooh okay, I would do that, but like maybe the

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<v Speaker 2>Fame Monster tour the Monster and also like invest in

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<v Speaker 2>apple stock or something. I don't know, what about you, Laura,

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<v Speaker 2>invest in Netflix stock? No, not that, but that's not

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<v Speaker 2>worth anything now.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd probably rob Rob with your wish.

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<v Speaker 1>How so you know, you'd be like.

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<v Speaker 4>Make myself invisible and then steal a bunch of stuff

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<v Speaker 4>and like just give it away. But you only get

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<v Speaker 4>one wish so then would you be invisible forever invisible

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<v Speaker 4>on command?

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<v Speaker 1>I assume.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, actually, I didn't think this went through. I didn't

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<v Speaker 4>think this went through at all.

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<v Speaker 3>The parameters are way too, way too wide.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Fran, what's your wish one?

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<v Speaker 2>Which I would love for my ask to be fatter.

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<v Speaker 2>But there's non magical ways to make baby M sculpt.

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<v Speaker 3>They're expensive, not M sculpt. Hmmm, yeah, I'm not sure.

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<v Speaker 2>I would love bigger balls. Really, that's not something that

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, My balls are normal, big big balls. That's

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<v Speaker 2>honestly not my actual answer, but it was something that

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<v Speaker 2>popped my hairt I was like, I would love bigger balls.

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<v Speaker 2>Every time I see like huge ball that I want.

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<v Speaker 2>You want like double double d's double d's double d's down.

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<v Speaker 4>There, you want to have to like double b double.

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<v Speaker 3>That's like not my real answer, but that'll be my

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<v Speaker 3>answer for now. Okay, great, Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>My actual answer now is I would be as smooth

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<v Speaker 4>as a dolphin because I have pale skin and light

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<v Speaker 4>body hair and light facial hair. And when it comes

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<v Speaker 4>to lasers, it is the number you can't you can't

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<v Speaker 4>get that ship laser, the laser can't find it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it can't. Yeah, it's electrolysis or bust for you.

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<v Speaker 1>No hair by hair, no bye, follicle by follicle base.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I have I have very light I have

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<v Speaker 1>read facial hair, so I have a similar struggle.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well, I guess I'm going to the trek.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, girls like girls like us.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, well, we just need to find a fairy

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<v Speaker 1>godmother and then we'll be good to go. Slide into

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