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Speaker 3: May not my name? Yo yo yo?

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Speaker 4: What is your childe?

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Speaker 3: You know what's going down before us round.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Like a Virgin, the show where we give

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Speaker 1: yesterday's pop culture, today's takes. I'm Ra's DomU, I'm fran Torodo,

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Speaker 1: New York City Virgins, Tristed Area Virgins, Virgins with frequent

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Speaker 1: flyer miles. We have some very exciting news for you.

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Speaker 1: We are doing we are doing another pride show. Oh

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Speaker 1: this year in New York City. We're doing a pride

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Speaker 1: show for June, for pride. Did you know it's pride?

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Speaker 3: Did you wait? Is it for pride? It is for pride?

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Speaker 3: Do you feel this pride?

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Speaker 1: I feel proud in the biblical sense, like I have

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Speaker 1: a lot of pride, and it's sinful.

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Speaker 3: I see is that a thing? I don't know if

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Speaker 3: that's a thing.

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Speaker 1: It's out of the seven deadly sins.

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Speaker 2: But let me tell you what can rose? What can

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Speaker 2: the girls expect to see if they come and see

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Speaker 2: us at the Bellhouse, Because this is a one night

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Speaker 2: only thing, and we are only doing this except we'll

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Speaker 2: probably do it again next year it again, Yes, well

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Speaker 2: that's a thing. It's like we're only doing it, like

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Speaker 2: you know, every now and then, so you only have

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Speaker 2: a few opportunities to see us.

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Speaker 3: What can they.

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Speaker 1: Expect, Well, the girlies can expect to see us waring

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Speaker 1: what I'm sure to be our incredible looks. Yes, they

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Speaker 1: can expect to see producer Phoebe, who will be in town.

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Speaker 1: They can expect to see a special guests doing various

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Speaker 2: Yes, surprise performances maybe. Yes, we will be having slide

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Speaker 2: shows and interactive materials perhaps.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we will be maybe commentating over some piece of

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Speaker 1: media and giving our thoughts and opinions on.

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Speaker 3: It, and also things that aren't that.

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Speaker 2: We have a little bit of a cabaret plan and

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Speaker 2: you will gag at the programming.

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Speaker 1: So our Like a Virgin Live Pride Spectacular is taking

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Speaker 1: place on June twenty sixth at the Bellhouse in Brooklyn.

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Speaker 1: The show is at seven pm and you can buy

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Speaker 1: tickets now at the Bellhouse and why dot com. That

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Speaker 1: is the Bellhouse and why dot Com. So put it

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Speaker 1: on your calendar and we'll see you.

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Speaker 2: There also the posters on our Instagram, so please share it, like,

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Speaker 2: bring your friends, bring your ex'es, bring your booze, Like,

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Speaker 2: let's make it another episode of the Ultimate. And this

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Speaker 2: is I guess, our first in situ Pride Month output

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Speaker 2: because everything else you've heard so far.

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Speaker 1: This June was pre recorded, so you know, quote unquote

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Speaker 1: happy Pride Month, everybody.

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Speaker 3: Let's start right here right now.

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Speaker 2: Like a Virgin is celebrating by launching exclusive merchandise, which

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Speaker 2: was actually so fun to do. We have if you

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Speaker 2: haven't checked in on our Instagram lately, at like a

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Speaker 2: Virgin for twenty sixty nine, we have released our ezros.

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Speaker 2: Calls it a summer collection or I think that was

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's our it's our Pride drop and you can

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Speaker 1: buy it exclusively at like a Virgin four twenty sixty

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Speaker 1: nine dot com. There are T.

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Speaker 3: Shirts, hats, tope bags, hoodies.

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Speaker 1: You know, if you're gonna be going to the parade

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Speaker 1: or to the rave or whatever this June, why not

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Speaker 1: do it while also repping your favorite podcast and giving

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Speaker 1: other smart hot people the chance to say, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: The designs like Rose and I brainstorming on the designs

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Speaker 2: was like endless fun. We you know, use like wiki

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Speaker 2: into it. We were your pride. We we're doing it,

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Speaker 2: We like somehow booked so many of our friends to

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Speaker 2: Rose fran you, I was just going to say a

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Speaker 1: It's been a rough June so far. But you know what,

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Speaker 2: That's so nice now, that is how you Pride period,

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Speaker 2: I also escaped the very first days of Pride month by,

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Speaker 2: Honestly very welcoming. The majority of the people that I

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Speaker 3: You have a full skin of what? And I was like,

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Speaker 2: And I said I said no, because I have it.

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Speaker 2: And she was like, well you have it? Well, I

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Speaker 2: I'm really glad that I am not generally generally mutilated,

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Speaker 3: But that's another conversation.

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Speaker 2: So so you saw Beyonce Randon the reason we were

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Speaker 2: her Monday tour. Yeah, her five dayst in London started

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Speaker 3: It was amazing.

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Speaker 2: I will not spoil the concert about spoiler, Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: This is this is half my podcast, and I want

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Speaker 2: So, like it's really difficult to like summarize and describe

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Speaker 1: We also did escape the nightmare that I will experience

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I didn't tell you this. So in December,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you could tell that whoever produced like was like,

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Speaker 2: she has on the okay, sorry, just slight, little teeny

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Speaker 1: Why niko tiny, Let's talk about.

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Speaker 2: Pause on ultimatum, Let's talk about Selling Sunset. This season

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Speaker 2: phenomenon was amazing, amazing. Chrishelle does not. I think she

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Speaker 1: Like, I feel like she's but maybe she's not gay.

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Speaker 2: They're just so into each other basic and well basic

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Speaker 3: Yes, I agree, and that's that's totally fine.

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Speaker 4: Slash.

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Speaker 2: We want it. I want to consume it. I also

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Speaker 1: Nicole is Nicole like really did what she had to

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 2: I'm also Team Krishelle anybody that looks I'm Team Krishelle

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Speaker 2: Yes, he's only been in love three times and it's

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Speaker 3: I did not hear this, but I mean, I can't

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Speaker 3: Too obvious, low hanging fruit, low hanging fruit.

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Speaker 1: But you know, look when it's right, when it's when

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Speaker 2: I mean, if they were allowed to record and sign

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Speaker 2: inside Burningham, I would have loved Burningham, Birmingham.

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Speaker 3: I'm back to London. Sorry, it just keeps slipping out.

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Speaker 1: Let's let's go back to the ultimatum. Because we didn't

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Speaker 1: really talk about him much. Okay, so you know you

444
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Speaker 1: still have a lot more to go. But I will

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Speaker 1: say from the beginning, I think it doesn't happen until

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Speaker 1: episode two that the main like schism of the season happens,

447
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Speaker 1: which is that Lexi hates Vanessa and sort of gets

448
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Speaker 1: all of all of the other cast mates on the

449
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Speaker 1: show to hate her in tandem. But Lexi, I just

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Speaker 1: want you, as you go ahead and keep watching, to

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Speaker 1: understand that Lexi is actually the one being crazy and

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Speaker 1: Vanessa like Vanessa like is very annoying, but that's it.

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Speaker 1: She's not some like evil mastermind and it's like so

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Speaker 1: just obnoxious the way she talks about her. Also, I

455
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Speaker 1: feel like half of the people on the show will

456
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Speaker 1: be on Tea this time next year as soon as

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Speaker 1: I saw Xander wearing that bow tie to dinner one night,

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Speaker 1: I was like, was like that meme of that dog going,

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Speaker 1: I know what you are, I.

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Speaker 2: Know what you are, and we love it. And I

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Speaker 2: want to watch the season two of that where they've

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Speaker 2: all transitioned or.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, and like I will be in love with.

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Speaker 2: It would make the show hotter, way more chaotic, way

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Speaker 2: more dramatic.

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Speaker 3: I'm signed up and it's already.

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Speaker 1: It's already both of those things, and as you will

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Speaker 1: see as the show goes on, like there is just

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Speaker 1: something I mean, we talked about this when we talked

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Speaker 1: about are you the one? There is just something inherent

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Speaker 1: to the way that queer people react interpersonally and like

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Speaker 1: and also a love within seconds within seconds second and

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Speaker 1: the way that I mean some of it is annoying,

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Speaker 1: like the amount of times people have said, like you

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Speaker 1: didn't show up for me, talk about trauma.

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Speaker 3: Communication therapy like.

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Speaker 1: Processing, it does. It does get exhausting after WI. But

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Speaker 1: these women plus because that's what I'll say, because I

479
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Speaker 1: don't in a plus they all identify as women. They

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Speaker 1: really just go there and it in a way that

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Speaker 1: just straight people on reality dating shows don't.

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Speaker 2: I already love the show. I'm gonna watch every single

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Speaker 2: episode just on the conceit, like we'll talk about this,

484
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Speaker 2: you will probably talk about it more, but like at

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Speaker 2: an on another episode. But like just like con see

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Speaker 2: of the show is crazy, like it is an unhinged

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Speaker 2: like narrative conceit for like a reality show, and like

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Speaker 2: for them to arrive at this show, you know, quote

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Speaker 2: unquote in a relationship, which I think it's kind of crazy.

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Speaker 2: Like I feel like all of these girls like broke

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Speaker 2: up before the show and they were like, let's figure

492
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Speaker 2: out how to make money off of this or something.

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Speaker 1: I love that conspiracy theory.

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Speaker 2: I I yeah, I don't know, I don't know. Maybe

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Speaker 2: maybe not, maybe not, but I again, only one episode in.

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Speaker 1: I just feel it's a show that was It's a

497
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Speaker 1: show that was so perfectly conceptualized for lesbians because it's like,

498
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Speaker 1: come here, break up with the person you've been dating,

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Speaker 1: immediately start dating someone else, and move in with them

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Speaker 1: for three weeks, then go back to your ex, and

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Speaker 1: then decide which one you want to be with.

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Speaker 3: Like that was made for wlw's.

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Speaker 2: It's wl w's.

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Speaker 3: I'm excited. I'm really excited.

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Speaker 1: It's like you should be, you should be. You know

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Speaker 1: what I'm excited for is for the virgins to listen

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Speaker 1: to our discussion all about Shrek with our guest today,

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Speaker 1: Laurel Charleston.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh, Laurel Charleston is a celebrity makeup artist. She

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Speaker 2: is a social media tycoon, if we can even call

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Speaker 2: her that, one of my besties and one of the

512
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Speaker 2: funniest people I know. This was such a fun little

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Speaker 2: conbo to do because you know, you.

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Speaker 3: Know, you're an all star. Get your game month, go play.

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Speaker 2: We've been having quite a few little viewing parties with Laurel.

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Speaker 2: We did also do a Patreon app with her on

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Speaker 2: Mulin Rouge, which will be coming out at some point.

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Speaker 1: So speaking of Patreon, yes, I was just about both

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Speaker 1: Frand and I saw the new live action Little Mermaid

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Speaker 1: and we talked about it on Patreon. So if you

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Speaker 1: want to hear about that, you can go to patreon

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Speaker 1: dot com slash like a Virgin and subscribe and get

523
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Speaker 1: all the juicy tons. Okay, who is the Shrek of

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Speaker 1: the podcast? Who is the donkey?

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Speaker 2: That's easy? That's so easy, Rose, what's good? I mean, Laurel,

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Speaker 2: what's the correct answer.

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Speaker 3: Okay me, Laurel, do.

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Speaker 4: You want me to call someone a donkey?

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Speaker 3: And you know we just watched this for the Virgins,

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Speaker 3: we watched Trek two together.

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Speaker 4: I'm so sorry. Rose is the main character and is

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Speaker 4: wearing green and fran You are the chaotic donkey who

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Speaker 4: you know we might be taking a five minute uber,

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Speaker 4: but you're still gonna be asking us every second if

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Speaker 4: we're there.

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Speaker 2: Yes, let me tell you that's the correct answer. I

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Speaker 2: am always, always, always the annoying sidekick. I am the

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Speaker 2: scuttle to the little mermaid. I am the Lazo to

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Speaker 2: the lion king.

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Speaker 1: You're not your Sebastian because you're the anxious one who

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Speaker 1: wants to follow the.

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Speaker 2: Rules, that wants to that wants to snitch. I always,

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Speaker 2: I'm always.

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Speaker 3: You're actually not a rule follower, you're a rule breaker,

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Speaker 3: but you're still a snitch. I'm still a snitch.

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Speaker 2: I'm still a snitch where I need to be where

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Speaker 2: conveniences and benefits and protects me, which is you.

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Speaker 4: Would say you identified more with a donkey and not

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Speaker 4: even like a Puss in boots scenario.

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Speaker 2: Puss in boots I wish I could pull off. I mean,

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Speaker 2: we would all love to be puss in boots, but

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Speaker 2: I'm just simply not puss in boots.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 3: No, A few people are what about the dragon? Dragon

555
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Speaker 3: is is kind of that's that's it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I means, let's let's talk about the facts that. Okay, Donkey,

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Speaker 1: Donkey and Dragon are a tea for tea couple. This

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Speaker 1: is this is can this is canon, this is factual.

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Speaker 1: It is what it is.

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Speaker 4: That is a six foot four trans woman I'm.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, six with her shi yeah, six ft five with

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Speaker 1: her with her trans mask, three years on tea boyfriend yeah,

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Speaker 1: six who who tattoos for a living. Yeah, and the

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Speaker 1: and the boyfriend wears cyrus just so that they can

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Speaker 1: kiss at the club. Now the boyfriend wears like boyfriend's

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Speaker 1: kind of got like hype beast vibes, and he wears

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Speaker 1: like Rick Owens sneakers, Yeah, but with urban outfitters geens. Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 2: And then that means the doll is in CEO's, which

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Speaker 2: means that she's no, she has she's buying more expensive

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Speaker 2: shoes than CEO's. The Dragon, Okay, there's lots of gold.

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Speaker 2: Some girls like me don't have sizing inexpensive shoes, so

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Speaker 2: thank you. For flaunting your tiny, tiny, feminine my sis feet,

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Speaker 2: your sis gender feet.

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Speaker 1: I know I wear I do wear an EU size

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Speaker 1: forty one, which means I can fit into most luxury brands.

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Speaker 3: Laurel and I am so mad?

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Speaker 4: Are you mad at you? We have transgender feed so anyway,

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Speaker 4: trans from the ankle up.

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Speaker 1: Exactly, well, from the ankle out, and then from the

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Speaker 1: wrists up because I kind of have ciss hands too,

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Speaker 1: They're very small.

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Speaker 4: Damn you bitch. Oh you fucking bitch. I'm gonna get

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Speaker 4: you and your sis hands.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, So Shrek.

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Speaker 2: So, Laurel and I watched Shrek too, and at the

587
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Speaker 2: end of Shrek two, the dragon comes back into the

588
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Speaker 2: picture with dragon donkey babies, which the question, yes, how

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Speaker 2: do they fuck? And is donkey the and that makes

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Speaker 2: donkey the No, no, no, Donkey's the bottom. Donkey's for sure

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Speaker 2: the bottom, and carry the babies carries the scenario yes, yes, absolutely, okay.

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Speaker 1: Thank you? Yeah, okay, So we're getting pretty These are

593
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Speaker 1: pretty advanced questions, so I think we should rewind a

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Speaker 1: little bit back to the beginning. Shrek The Shrek. So

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Speaker 1: Shrek is a two thousand and one film that was

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Speaker 1: like not it was dream Works, it was not Disney famous,

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Speaker 1: and it was I think like around this time specifically,

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Speaker 1: there were a lot of animated movies that were like

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Speaker 1: four Kids, but that were also kind of for adults

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Speaker 1: or like the adults really liked because there was a

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Speaker 1: lot of hidden adult humor. And then also you know

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Speaker 1: famous actors playing the characters, like you know, with Shrek

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Speaker 1: you have Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, who.

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Speaker 4: WA's mother, Cameron Diaz.

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Speaker 3: Cameron Diaz is Fiona.

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Speaker 2: Laurels gagged, right, yeah, gag one of honestly, some of

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Speaker 2: her best work, yeah him blessed. Okay, wow, some of

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Speaker 2: Eddie too as well.

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Speaker 3: Eddie Murphy on like the Voice of the Devil, I mean.

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Speaker 1: And some of Mike Myers's best work. I mean, Mike

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Speaker 1: Myers is a king in some ways, and he gives

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Speaker 1: me chaser vibes, do you think es?

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Speaker 3: So does Eddie Murphy kind of Eddie Murphy.

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Speaker 4: I could see Eddie Murphy maybe a little a little

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Speaker 4: chase here and there.

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Speaker 1: I mean, Shrek is Shrek as a franchise is very

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Speaker 1: trans Okay, go on, no you go no, hold on, no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: and I'm passing the potato. No, no, no, no, wait

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Speaker 1: wait a second, yes, so chanced. You literally have the

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Speaker 1: wolf who's literally called.

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Speaker 4: Like a gender queer wolf verbatim. In the second movie,

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Speaker 4: you have, uh, there's a woman. Oh ohaie stepsister?

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Speaker 1: Oh the ugly stepsisters are clocky tea shop?

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Speaker 4: Yes, hello, you know I've never felt seen and validated

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Speaker 4: in cinema before, and that very exact moment.

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Speaker 2: She literally is a bartender ANDed mood ring for sure.

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Speaker 1: Like let's say, you know, Shrek one laid the foundation,

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Speaker 1: but Shrek two is the moment I now, come on. Now,

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Speaker 1: Only until Laurel and I watched it did I realize

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Speaker 1: and agree that that Yes, like obviously the first Shrek

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Speaker 1: was such a cultural moment, and like because we had

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Speaker 1: never seen anything like it before, it has that that

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00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 1: you know, that aha moment value. But like Shrek two

634
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Speaker 1: has the gags, the songs, the twists, the new characters

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Speaker 1: every time. Yes, and Puss in Boots is introduced in

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Speaker 1: that Like, who is not my favorite part of the

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Speaker 1: Shrek cinematic universe. I don't love Puss in Boots. Have

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Speaker 1: you seen any of the movies? No?

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Speaker 3: I haven't either, didn't like him. I just didn't like

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Speaker 3: him in Trek. Apparently the latest Pusson book movie is

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Speaker 3: pretty good.

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Speaker 1: I won't be seeing it, but I hope that everyone

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Speaker 1: who did enjoyed it.

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Speaker 4: That's what they call me in a pair of zeros.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, if I was Puss in boots, the boots

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Speaker 1: are Margella tabbies, obviously, right, I'm serving Puss in these boots, would.

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Speaker 4: Okay with your cisgender feet. Yes, of course you're servings

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Speaker 4: in those Margella tabbies. Okay, I'm gonna be sticking with

649
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Speaker 4: my fourteenth.

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Speaker 1: They make no offense. They make men's tabbies, so you

651
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Speaker 1: could get yourself a bear.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to transition that too.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Laura other reactions to watching Shreck too when when

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Speaker 2: we were watching it together, Like, what were your thoughts?

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Speaker 3: What were you feeling? What were you thinking?

656
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Speaker 4: I mean so iconic, right, I mean first of all,

657
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:54,400
Speaker 4: like how many times does like one person transition in

658
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,720
Speaker 4: the storyline? I mean like one second you're an Ogre,

659
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 4: one second you're not an Ogre, one second you're an Ogre.

660
00:36:58,960 --> 00:36:59,240
Speaker 1: Again.

661
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 4: I need that alone, Gaggy.

662
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:04,959
Speaker 3: Laurel was Shrek okay? So you're young.

663
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:10,560
Speaker 1: I discovered this recently and I hate it, and you.

664
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 4: Can get I'm young, you are.

665
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 3: You're twenty six, twenty seven.

666
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 1: So Shrek would have come out when you were a

667
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:27,279
Speaker 1: baby baby? Was this? Yeh? Was it okay? So? Yeah?

668
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:28,799
Speaker 1: Was this formative for you?

669
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:29,000
Speaker 4: Like?

670
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,880
Speaker 1: Was Shrek something that you watched a lot as a kid? Like?

671
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 3: How did it shape your young transgender mind?

672
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

673
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 4: Well I wasn't transit until I saw Shrek, and when

674
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 4: I was like, you know, I too could be this

675
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:49,359
Speaker 4: glamorous ogre and paint myself different colors. I mean, oh,

676
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 4: that was also the beginning of my makeup artist's career.

677
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 4: But no, I grew up in a small town in

678
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,719
Speaker 4: bubble Fuck, Pennsylvania, and we had like, you know, one

679
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 4: TV in the living room that had a small and

680
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:04,840
Speaker 4: we had one CD player, and we had two CDs

681
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 4: in our entire house, actually three. One was like a

682
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:11,840
Speaker 4: religious one and the other two. One was Beethoven's like

683
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 4: ninth Symphony, and that alone made me pursue a whole

684
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 4: career in musk. And then the other one was the

685
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:18,280
Speaker 4: Struck One soundtrack.

686
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 1: Oh, the smash mouthification of America incredible. So now Hey

687
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 1: now You're an All Star and hey now, hey no.

688
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 3: Blinkin eighty two, there's like funky Town.

689
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 1: There's like so funky. It's the reason that I knew

690
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:39,439
Speaker 1: the song funky Town. And you know, there was the

691
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 1: the nineties were really obsessed with the seventies, and I

692
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:47,359
Speaker 1: do think that this is coming at the tail end

693
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:49,360
Speaker 1: of that, and now that we're in a twenty year cycle,

694
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 1: you know, over the last couple of years, people have

695
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:54,320
Speaker 1: been obsessed with the seventies again, like all the TikTok

696
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 1: garlies are doing like their fucking curtain bang shit, and

697
00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 1: like you know, like bell Bottom g are bell Bottom

698
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:05,959
Speaker 1: jeans back, they've been back, baby fully. Yeah, I guess

699
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 1: I have been looking for a kind of Bell Bottom moment. Okay,

700
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 1: good to know, good to know. Yeah. So all that

701
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:16,319
Speaker 1: to say, funky Town slaps And I did watch the

702
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:20,200
Speaker 1: music video of it recently, in which a white woman

703
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:23,879
Speaker 1: is featured, when it's absolutely not a white woman who

704
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:28,360
Speaker 1: was singing in Funkytown by lips inc.

705
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 4: That's not funky.

706
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 2: But the music supervision stunning, stunning for Shrek one, incredible,

707
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 2: no skips, Laurel. Yeah, I feel like when you were

708
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 2: watching this together watching Shrek two. Specifically, there is the

709
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:49,319
Speaker 2: kind of like plotline of returning to your home, you

710
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 2: have a completely new identity and press and presentation, and

711
00:39:56,320 --> 00:40:00,080
Speaker 2: not just that, but your boyfriend is also this. Like

712
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, like me if I

713
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:05,840
Speaker 2: ever bring home like a tea for tea scenario, you

714
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:09,360
Speaker 2: know what I mean, like because and it was funny

715
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:12,320
Speaker 2: because like something that struck me is that the parents

716
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:17,160
Speaker 2: kind of underreact to the fact that their daughter is

717
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 2: an ogre. Now like, yes, they're shocked and they remark

718
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:22,839
Speaker 2: on it, but like they're more concerned about the fact

719
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:26,319
Speaker 2: that her boyfriend is an ogre and that that makes

720
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:28,880
Speaker 2: everyone look bad. And I was like, damn, like the

721
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:32,839
Speaker 2: nuances of this in terms of like bringing people home

722
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 2: and how they disapprove you when like you're actually like

723
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:38,799
Speaker 2: you're actually this kind of same as this parton.

724
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm even trying to see.

725
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:43,880
Speaker 1: Either of you brought a significant other home that your

726
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 1: parents disapproved of. My parents have only ever met one

727
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:53,239
Speaker 1: partner ever boyfriend when I was young, so no, but.

728
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 3: They would.

729
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:58,040
Speaker 2: Or at least like or rather actually they would do

730
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:00,040
Speaker 2: what the King and Queen would do, which is just

731
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 2: approved quietly, but to my face be like, oh my god,

732
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:05,759
Speaker 2: we're so happy for both of you, and then like

733
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:09,839
Speaker 2: plot against me and in their spare time and then

734
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 2: like yeah, yea yeah.

735
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:17,719
Speaker 4: And you have a fight. Honestly, my parents disapprove of me,

736
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 4: so if I brought up a partner, they'd probably be obsessed.

737
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 4: You know, they'd probably be like, oh, are you not tranced?

738
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 4: Cool sit at the front of the table, you know. Yeah,

739
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:33,399
Speaker 4: No I haven't. But honestly, if I ever returned back

740
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:36,319
Speaker 4: to my hometown, I feel like that is how it

741
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:39,880
Speaker 4: would be, because it's still like it's it's like a

742
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 4: time like I drove past to like recently, like two

743
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,319
Speaker 4: years ago for the first time, like eight years, and

744
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:47,759
Speaker 4: it's like going back in time. It's like, oh, it's

745
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:51,800
Speaker 4: like near Amish country, so it's yie.

746
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:53,319
Speaker 1: Old he haw times. Yeah.

747
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:54,719
Speaker 4: Let's just say they would probably have the bow and

748
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 4: arrows out for me.

749
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:57,280
Speaker 3: You've rose.

750
00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 2: I assume you've never introduced someone to your parents.

751
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 1: No, that's not my view.

752
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:09,879
Speaker 2: I'm wondering what that would be like for you. You

753
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 2: did have to do that, like a wet if you

754
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:12,920
Speaker 2: had a wedding date or something.

755
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean my mom would be like obsessed with them,

756
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:19,359
Speaker 1: you know. My mom would be like try to be

757
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 1: like the most supportive ever, and my dad would just

758
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:29,840
Speaker 1: like say something embarrassing. Probably, yeah, I just that's not

759
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 1: something that's like super important for me to do to

760
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:37,759
Speaker 1: get like family approval on someone that I'm you know,

761
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:39,839
Speaker 1: dating or whatever, you.

762
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 2: Know What's Honestly, I don't know if this is true

763
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 2: for you, Rose, but like my some introducing someone to

764
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:48,359
Speaker 2: my friends, the stakes are way higher.

765
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 4: Like one, yes, yes, yes, yes.

766
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 2: If I bring If I start dating someone and I

767
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,840
Speaker 2: have to like introduce them to you, Rose and.

768
00:42:58,680 --> 00:42:59,719
Speaker 3: You Laurel like.

769
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 1: That, it could go bad, it could go south. And

770
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:08,880
Speaker 1: I mean and I have had some some opinions on

771
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 1: people that you have, you know, been involved with involved

772
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:18,879
Speaker 1: with luckily never like dated dated well maybe actually, but regardless, Yeah,

773
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,239
Speaker 1: I do think that that it's like that's like a

774
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:24,359
Speaker 1: much tougher hurdle to go through because they really will

775
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 1: converse with you.

776
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 3: It's not just like familial.

777
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, So let's ask this question again. Have you all

778
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 4: ever introduced a partner to your friend group and their

779
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:39,839
Speaker 4: reactions have been adverse? Because I, yeah, I would love

780
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:42,440
Speaker 4: to know that I feel like we the stakes are higher.

781
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:45,279
Speaker 2: No for me, but I not not really, but like

782
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:51,240
Speaker 2: I have definitely had besties introducing me to their waves

783
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:55,440
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, this person's warming or like

784
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 2: this person's so basic, Like that is tough, Okay.

785
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 1: So I I like have not really, but I have

786
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 1: had a very weird friend experience with a friend of

787
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 1: someone that I wanted to hook up with, which is

788
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 1: I'm just following the rabbit hole for the sake of

789
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 1: the story, please, So I uh, back in the back

790
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 1: in the old. He had times when love Gun was

791
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 1: open in Williamsburg. I used to throw a party there

792
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:30,880
Speaker 1: and one night and this was like pre trans So

793
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,839
Speaker 1: one night I was I was throwing a party at

794
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:37,239
Speaker 1: love Gun and there was this guy and he and

795
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:40,319
Speaker 1: I were like making out all night, but he had

796
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 1: this friend with him and he was like visiting the

797
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 1: friend in New York. And the friend just like would

798
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 1: not leave us alone, was like following us around all

799
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:53,400
Speaker 1: night and we were like very clearly like wanted to fuck.

800
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 1: And so I was like, ask the guy if you

801
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 1: wanted to come home with me? He's like, can my

802
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 1: friend come? And we had to like hang out with

803
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:07,800
Speaker 1: his friend like all like all night into the morning

804
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:11,319
Speaker 1: into the next day, and then like he just like

805
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 1: wouldn't get the hint. And then eventually I had to

806
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:15,839
Speaker 1: be like, hey, so like I'm going to fuck him,

807
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,760
Speaker 1: could you maybe like go in the other room or something,

808
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 1: because you definitely aren't watching?

809
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:22,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, did he want to watch that?

810
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:30,319
Speaker 1: I don't know if he wanted to like join, but

811
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:32,319
Speaker 1: I was not into him in the way that I

812
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:38,359
Speaker 1: was into the friend, and it was we do they

813
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:42,360
Speaker 1: like this? I don't think, So that was not the

814
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 1: vibe that I got. And I don't know, like cause

815
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 1: like today, I mean obviously, like I would never be

816
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 1: in the situation today. But if I was in this

817
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 1: situation today, I would have just told a friend like hey, loser,

818
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 1: go away, you know.

819
00:45:57,280 --> 00:46:02,280
Speaker 4: Hey, fad Yeah.

820
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:04,279
Speaker 1: But for some reason, I like entertained this tomfoolery when

821
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:06,839
Speaker 1: it happened, and like, yeah, I think they were at

822
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:09,120
Speaker 1: my apartment till like noon the next day. We might

823
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:10,800
Speaker 1: have all gone and got breakfast together.

824
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 4: They stayed. Wait this was at your apartment?

825
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 1: This was that my apartment.

826
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:18,279
Speaker 4: You go outside and get like a package and just

827
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:39,799
Speaker 4: lock them.

828
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 3: Are you into being watched or watching?

829
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 1: Because I am no No, I'm not. I mean, like

830
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:50,360
Speaker 1: it's one thing when I've been at like sex parties

831
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 1: or places where just like group sex or like outdoor

832
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:58,120
Speaker 1: sex is happening, but it's not like I'm not doing

833
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 1: it to be watched. But if they're happened to be

834
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:03,560
Speaker 1: people watching, like okay, whatever, but.

835
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 3: You're not going to bring a third just to watch. No,

836
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:06,920
Speaker 3: it's not.

837
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 1: It's not something that I seek out because I don't

838
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:13,440
Speaker 1: like to perform like that. I bet you do, though.

839
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 3: I I mean.

840
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 4: I know what frand loves a right like to watch,

841
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 4: but they love to be.

842
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 3: Watched, love to be watched.

843
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:24,360
Speaker 4: I love to be watched.

844
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:29,320
Speaker 2: I haven't really experienced a scenario where I'm strictly watching

845
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 2: where like two people are gonna fuck and I'm there

846
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:34,399
Speaker 2: to watch and do that I actually thinking, I think

847
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 2: I think probably in coach.

848
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:36,799
Speaker 3: I would.

849
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 2: I would love it. I'm really into like live sex.

850
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:45,279
Speaker 2: Like sorry, I'm it's definitely a kink of mine.

851
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:48,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would just feel left out. No, I would

852
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:48,839
Speaker 3: love to watch.

853
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 4: I would be actually pissed the nice too.

854
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 2: I would leave the thing about watching that I like

855
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 2: is that you don't really have any responsibilities other than

856
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 2: to watch and and when you're watching, you're still elevat

857
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 2: in the experience because you're making it hotter for them.

858
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 3: It's hot for me.

859
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 2: Like I get a free you know, it's a a

860
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:06,759
Speaker 2: free little you know show.

861
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:08,919
Speaker 4: They're like shouting explicits in the back.

862
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, I'm like throwing like singles dollar bills

863
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:14,439
Speaker 2: at them.

864
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:15,280
Speaker 3: Laurel.

865
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:16,360
Speaker 1: What about you, Laurel?

866
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:17,400
Speaker 3: Yeah?

867
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 4: Do you like to be watch so funny? We actually

868
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:25,520
Speaker 4: are talking about this. One of my first sexual experiences.

869
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 4: Grew up in bumba Puck, Pennsylvania. I had, you know,

870
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:31,840
Speaker 4: a fling with this one guy earlier, and I was

871
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:34,320
Speaker 4: it was a friend of a friend who if you

872
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 4: knew someone who knew someone who was gay, like ten

873
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 4: years ago, that was a huge thing, like because people

874
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 4: just weren't out, you know, like ten years ago was

875
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:44,680
Speaker 4: so different. And my friend had a friend that was

876
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:45,840
Speaker 4: an hour and a half when they were going to

877
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 4: come over to our friend's house who was having a

878
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 4: house party, and they were gay and they had a relationship,

879
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:53,799
Speaker 4: and him and his partner were messaging me on Twitter

880
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:55,320
Speaker 4: before and like, Hey, we'd love to hang out with

881
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 4: you at this party. So it's like, okay, what's going on.

882
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:00,479
Speaker 4: I go to this party. It's my friend who's hosting.

883
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 4: It is like the school straight guy in school at

884
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 4: the time, he was straight. I was like, he was

885
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,080
Speaker 4: always a little too nice to me, who I was

886
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 4: clearly a fagot, and I was like, why is he

887
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:10,759
Speaker 4: so nice to me? Turns out ended up being like

888
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 4: gender queer and bisexual, but didn't come out for years

889
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:17,160
Speaker 4: until you know after, I mean in some in some

890
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 4: capacity at least, you know. I so, you know, it

891
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 4: was a straight person in high school and brought these

892
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:27,280
Speaker 4: friends over and they're like, hey, Laurel. My name was Laurel.

893
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:30,360
Speaker 4: Was like, hey, Laurel, they want to hang out with you,

894
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,840
Speaker 4: and you can like hang out in my bedroom. I

895
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:34,359
Speaker 4: was like, he was like, you can have fun in

896
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:37,320
Speaker 4: my bedroom with these two people. I was like, okay,

897
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:38,319
Speaker 4: I go up.

898
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:42,400
Speaker 1: We end up making a sex trafficking yeah, literally, and

899
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 1: in this like straight guys bedroom. I was like what

900
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:48,680
Speaker 1: and he so I got fucked and we were fucking,

901
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:51,400
Speaker 1: and then the one boyfriend while we're making out, just

902
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 1: slowly my grades to the corner of the room and

903
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 1: I'm you know, becoming fully participatory with this other individual

904
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 1: and the other.

905
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:05,280
Speaker 4: One is sitting in his like rotating off his deck's

906
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 4: desk chair, not in that chair like gachair. Yes, no,

907
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 4: it was a gamer chair.

908
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:12,360
Speaker 1: It was a game of chair like it was a

909
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:16,319
Speaker 1: gamer chair, like a fifteen clined. He like put on

910
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 1: his head set with like the very high back.

911
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, back higher than the shoulders right, and like

912
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:25,360
Speaker 4: and he he's there. I don't even know he was

913
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:28,359
Speaker 4: like touching himself, but he was just watching and I'm

914
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,719
Speaker 4: getting fucked, and I'm like, you know, it's like you

915
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:32,319
Speaker 4: have a feeling when you're in a room there's like

916
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 4: something on the corner of your eye, like what was that?

917
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:38,360
Speaker 4: And it was just this James watching James James, and

918
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:41,600
Speaker 4: James was in the corner pulling the page while I'm

919
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 4: getting cloud by his boyf on my friend's futon. So then,

920
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 4: long story short, they ended up breaking up after like

921
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:54,360
Speaker 4: weeks after that because they weren't comfortable. He wasn't comfortable

922
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 4: with his boyfriend fucking me the entire time, and they

923
00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 4: like got they just like separated. And I haven't had

924
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:05,839
Speaker 4: a cukhold scenario since, but I did, and that relationship,

925
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 4: so that was kind.

926
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:06,959
Speaker 1: Of kind of wow.

927
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:10,399
Speaker 3: I Honestly, I love cuckolding. I don't know why.

928
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love glove cuckolding, cuckoldry. I don't know why.

929
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 2: But when you cuk aldree, I don't know why. But

930
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 2: when you said like that, you like turned to the

931
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 2: corner and whatever that there was going to be like

932
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 2: a Renaissance painting, and these like eyes like moving like

933
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:25,920
Speaker 2: someone behind the Renaissance painting, like peeping through like.

934
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 3: That should be a was going to be there. What

935
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 3: if that was a thing like it?

936
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:36,360
Speaker 2: Okay, instead of glory holes, it was like someone watching

937
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:37,960
Speaker 2: you through a painting.

938
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:41,799
Speaker 4: Honestly, And it's my face painted the comone and.

939
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, girl with the pearl earrings. No, No, it's like.

940
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:49,880
Speaker 1: It's like it's the Scream, but it's like the mouth

941
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:50,680
Speaker 1: that's a glory whole.

942
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:53,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, and her face is like a full house labs?

943
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:56,680
Speaker 1: Did you know that? Did you know that the mask

944
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 1: from Scream is based off of the painting the screen?

945
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:05,200
Speaker 3: I actually love the Scream.

946
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 4: That's so good. I didn't love. I had no idea.

947
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:11,000
Speaker 2: I love the primary antagonist of the Scream franchise, who

948
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:12,279
Speaker 2: goes by scream No.

949
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:15,239
Speaker 4: His name is ghost Face gender neutral icon.

950
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:20,960
Speaker 1: Their name is ghost Face. Anyway, back to Shrek. So

951
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 1: Shrek two is the best Shrek movie. And I've only

952
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:27,759
Speaker 1: seen those two, and but.

953
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:29,840
Speaker 4: There's three, and there's three, and there's four.

954
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:35,440
Speaker 1: Christmas special yes, and a Broadway musical and a movie

955
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:38,960
Speaker 1: of the Broadway musical and a spinoff series.

956
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:41,600
Speaker 4: But the musicals is actually really good.

957
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:42,879
Speaker 1: It's like really good.

958
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 4: It's actually really good. They really lean into like the

959
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,840
Speaker 4: cross dressing wolf scenario, and they like reference it a

960
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 4: couple of times in the stage play.

961
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:55,920
Speaker 1: What did they say, Okay, don't tempt me with the

962
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:57,399
Speaker 1: good Who plays the wolf?

963
00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:58,160
Speaker 4: It's Ben Platt.

964
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 1: And if you see the trailer for a theater camp

965
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:10,840
Speaker 1: that came out today with Ben Platt in it, it

966
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 1: actually looks really good.

967
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:16,600
Speaker 2: Oh look, Ben Platt can really pop off with some

968
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:17,280
Speaker 2: of those notes.

969
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:18,520
Speaker 4: No, I live for him.

970
00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:20,600
Speaker 3: It's great, I live for him.

971
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:24,520
Speaker 1: Wait, we have to talk about the Fairy Godmother from

972
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:29,799
Speaker 1: Shrek two, played by the legendary Jennifer Saunders, who fran

973
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 1: like literally does not know who she is. She's also

974
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:39,360
Speaker 1: an absolutely fabulous She's been yes, she's been in literally everything.

975
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 1: She is the dvdal herself, and she plays the fairy

976
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 1: Godmother and sings. Does it cover a transcendent cover of

977
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 1: holding out for a hero that still to this day

978
00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:51,360
Speaker 1: is not available to stream on Spotify?

979
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 3: Why what crazy?

980
00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 1: I don't know.

981
00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:57,840
Speaker 4: They robbed her of those residuals like she would literally

982
00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:01,040
Speaker 4: like how many times had a drag brunch I've seen

983
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 4: somebody you know before?

984
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:05,399
Speaker 1: Oh my god? And also like all the I mean

985
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 1: literally just yesterday I saw a picture of Helen Mirr

986
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:11,760
Speaker 1: and it can in an all blue outfit with blue

987
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:15,000
Speaker 1: tinted hair, and I tweeted it said holding up for

988
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:17,839
Speaker 1: hero and this is it's a look that has been

989
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:20,880
Speaker 1: done before, like Gaga at the Oscars the Year of

990
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:23,680
Speaker 1: Stars Born or no, the Golden Globes the Year Starsborn.

991
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 1: She was in blue with blue tinted hair, also looking

992
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:28,680
Speaker 1: like the Fairy Godmother.

993
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:31,880
Speaker 4: I love she She definitely does like I feel like

994
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:35,239
Speaker 4: the FFAs of the Shrek World, you know what I mean,

995
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:36,880
Speaker 4: Like it's just like a potion at that point, you know,

996
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 4: like right, you know, I mean that was gender firming

997
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 4: surgery for Shrek. Tell me I'm wrong. That was gender firming.

998
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:47,040
Speaker 1: When she turns him into a human, Yes, a hot

999
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:52,320
Speaker 1: human jawnline, you know, don oh, oh my god, the

1000
00:54:52,719 --> 00:54:55,560
Speaker 1: fucking gaze on Twitter, who go crazy for the dad

1001
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:59,919
Speaker 1: from inside out? You know, they would suck human shred

1002
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 1: off with it until his body desiccated, until he was

1003
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:05,640
Speaker 1: a mummy.

1004
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:08,360
Speaker 3: They would find him at disco.

1005
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 1: They would suck him off so hard that his body

1006
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:15,000
Speaker 1: turned inside out and then disappeared into like a blip.

1007
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:17,319
Speaker 4: Those are the same gaze that would quote tweet a

1008
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:20,880
Speaker 4: picture of that transformed Trek and the caption would be

1009
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,360
Speaker 4: a pantone color of what they think the color of

1010
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:24,279
Speaker 4: that man stick is.

1011
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:29,439
Speaker 1: Yes, And it would also be something like until the

1012
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:35,320
Speaker 1: castle wall, you know, tumbled down, until the swamp ran dry,

1013
00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:42,239
Speaker 1: I mean dry, until the onion went bad.

1014
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:48,000
Speaker 2: Pound my ogre russy, honey, Oh not ogre russy, you know,

1015
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:56,360
Speaker 2: like maybe like oh gussy, oh gussie, gussy, Oh grussy,

1016
00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:58,440
Speaker 2: oh grussy.

1017
00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:00,719
Speaker 4: That's aggress.

1018
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:03,759
Speaker 2: I mean we all know, Rose that you are more

1019
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:06,400
Speaker 2: sexually attracted to Shrek as an ogre than Trek as

1020
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:06,759
Speaker 2: a human.

1021
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:09,640
Speaker 1: Yeah. Absolutely, I mean I need those little I need

1022
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:11,840
Speaker 1: those little like things on top to hold on to

1023
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:13,480
Speaker 1: when I'm sucking his face.

1024
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:14,560
Speaker 3: Wait, I didn't even.

1025
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:18,560
Speaker 2: I didn't even think about that as like an actual

1026
00:56:18,719 --> 00:56:23,640
Speaker 2: practical tactile thing like those are.

1027
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:25,480
Speaker 4: They're up here for a recent so you can just

1028
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:30,839
Speaker 4: you know, handlebars. Wow, So you you would face Shrek down,

1029
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 4: that's what you're saying.

1030
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:32,960
Speaker 3: Image.

1031
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:36,200
Speaker 1: I would facebalk shrek it down. And you know, because

1032
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:38,840
Speaker 1: he's an ogre, he loves you'd come. He is a

1033
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 1: come guzzler.

1034
00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:43,360
Speaker 3: Well, if the Shrek porn that I've seen.

1035
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:45,279
Speaker 1: You not that I have a ton to give, but

1036
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:46,560
Speaker 1: whatever I have, it's his.

1037
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:52,240
Speaker 4: I mean, just a little dribble, a little dribble.

1038
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:13,360
Speaker 3: Do you think the semen is green?

1039
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:17,920
Speaker 1: His semen? I think it's sort of like a MUCUSI

1040
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:20,440
Speaker 1: like like mountain dew like yellow.

1041
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:21,840
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, mountain.

1042
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:24,080
Speaker 4: That's so funny. I literally got a product. Way I

1043
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:24,880
Speaker 4: think this is what it is.

1044
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:27,920
Speaker 1: Literally, it's like it looks like he's very dehydrated, but

1045
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:29,560
Speaker 1: he actually like he comes a lot.

1046
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:33,840
Speaker 4: Oh what about like I feel like this like specific

1047
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:35,200
Speaker 4: shade of green maybe like.

1048
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:38,560
Speaker 2: Ooh ben nye, it's literally called slime.

1049
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:40,720
Speaker 4: Let me do a little swatch test, a little.

1050
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 3: Oh swatched to come on swatch test.

1051
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:48,520
Speaker 2: Oh god, I was gonna say that Shrek must be

1052
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:52,160
Speaker 2: great in the sack because he doesn't care at all

1053
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:53,400
Speaker 2: about like, you know.

1054
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:54,680
Speaker 1: What do you think?

1055
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:58,040
Speaker 2: I mean, when you fuck Shrek, you do not need

1056
00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:00,440
Speaker 2: to do. Yeah, you got to be an ink. He stinky,

1057
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:04,960
Speaker 2: kinky kind of girl. But what can he likes musk, pheromones.

1058
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:11,720
Speaker 2: He a pisskink for sure, pisskink. He's a pheromone.

1059
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:14,360
Speaker 1: The dragon armpits.

1060
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:17,000
Speaker 3: Oh pits, Oh my god, Shrek.

1061
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:19,800
Speaker 1: If you got caught a whiff of Shrek's pits, you

1062
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:22,760
Speaker 1: would probably like you're you would have an aneurysm.

1063
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:27,400
Speaker 3: Pit's feet taint. He probably loves to suck on it.

1064
00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:30,320
Speaker 1: Oh, he loves like a champion.

1065
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 3: He eats ass.

1066
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:34,720
Speaker 1: He's like me eating ass, like he will eat I'm Shrek,

1067
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:39,320
Speaker 1: Well you are the main king, Like I'm not Fiona,

1068
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:45,320
Speaker 1: I'm Shrek. You do get And you know, Shrek. Shrek

1069
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:51,280
Speaker 1: has like had such a cultural resurgence recently with like

1070
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:53,320
Speaker 1: I mean we were talking about there was a Shrek

1071
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:58,240
Speaker 1: grave a while ago. Multiple the whole like gorpe core

1072
00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:02,840
Speaker 1: fashion thing is very Shrek vibes. I mean, Shrek meme

1073
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,680
Speaker 1: culture is huge. There was that TikTok filter where like

1074
00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:12,960
Speaker 1: Shrek was behind you. I've seen I've seen Shrek's dick

1075
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:14,840
Speaker 1: so many times on Twitter.

1076
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:15,720
Speaker 2: What you have?

1077
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:24,480
Speaker 1: I mean girl, uncut? Uncut for sure, uncut, but Shrek.

1078
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:28,120
Speaker 1: I think Shrek's megma is the color of that thing

1079
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:32,960
Speaker 1: you were just checked. Yeah, that's that's the magma.

1080
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:38,240
Speaker 2: No, I mean no, Shrek is definitely definitely an inky,

1081
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:38,919
Speaker 2: stinky girl.

1082
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:41,040
Speaker 1: Are you an inky stinky girl? Do you like smells?

1083
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:41,600
Speaker 3: No?

1084
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:43,840
Speaker 1: I really don't like people who smell.

1085
00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 3: I really don't you, Laurel.

1086
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:49,280
Speaker 1: No, you know what is the worst for me?

1087
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:50,760
Speaker 3: No?

1088
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:55,480
Speaker 4: I I don't like smells, particularly those of the oral kind.

1089
00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:58,680
Speaker 4: And when people say that they're in to spit and

1090
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:02,640
Speaker 4: then they like spit, and then it is the most

1091
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:09,800
Speaker 4: thing atrocious taste smell anything in the world. Has that

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Speaker 4: ever happened to you?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:12,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah?

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01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:14,720
Speaker 4: And what was your solution, because.

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01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:16,320
Speaker 1: I literally threw a man off of me onto the

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01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:21,000
Speaker 1: floor on My solution was being like, don't do that again.

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01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:24,320
Speaker 1: Because the thing is, I don't have a spit kink,

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01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:29,120
Speaker 1: but sometimes it works, like there have. I can maybe

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01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:30,960
Speaker 1: count on one hand to the amount of times in

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01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:34,000
Speaker 1: my life where someone has spit specifically in my mouth.

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01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 1: Because I don't mind being spit on. I like spitting

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01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:39,280
Speaker 1: on other people a lot, But I don't mind being

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01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:41,600
Speaker 1: spit on, but having someone spit in my mouth like

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01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:44,160
Speaker 1: nine times out of ten, I'm like it was discussing

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01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:46,400
Speaker 1: I'm whenna vomit got off me. But then there's that

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01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:49,240
Speaker 1: one in ten where it's like it just works and

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01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:50,080
Speaker 1: it's really hot.

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01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:53,720
Speaker 4: They need to literally brush their teeth right beat four.

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01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:57,520
Speaker 4: I remember. I just remember. At one time in twenty sixteen,

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01:00:57,520 --> 01:00:59,520
Speaker 4: I was working at an opera company and kid cod

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01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:01,600
Speaker 4: for the summer. I was playing French horn and I

1113
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:03,479
Speaker 4: was meeting up with like a sneaky leak. I found

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01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:05,480
Speaker 4: a grinder like thirty minutes away in the middle of

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01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:07,200
Speaker 4: the night and this hotel motel, and it was like

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01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:09,360
Speaker 4: this kid was like kind of my age, like also

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01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:11,240
Speaker 4: like a teenager. We were like nineteen at the time,

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01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:18,160
Speaker 4: And he spits in my mouth onions, shallotts, garlics, leaks, leaks,

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01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:24,320
Speaker 4: shall garlics. Oh my, and I'm scalling o aromatics, aromatics, aromatics,

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01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:29,000
Speaker 4: night shades literally Patrulli, and I'm I'm trying to think

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01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:31,560
Speaker 4: I don't have like the show social skills or the

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01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:34,160
Speaker 4: confidence to just be like I'm leaving this is disgusting.

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01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:38,000
Speaker 4: So somebody happens to call my phone. As soon as

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01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:41,160
Speaker 4: that happens, I grab my phone. I hang up immediately

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01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:43,760
Speaker 4: and I answer it, and I just like, my sister's

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01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:46,720
Speaker 4: having a medical emergency, and then like, I really have

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01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:49,920
Speaker 4: to go. I'm so sorry. I'm really she's really freaking

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Speaker 4: out right now.

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01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:51,160
Speaker 3: I have to go.

1130
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:55,000
Speaker 4: Meanwhile, my transphobic sisters thirteen states away, and I'm just

1131
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:56,360
Speaker 4: trying to get out of the sneak thing.

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01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:59,560
Speaker 3: And I did I never called you by your name?

1133
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:05,360
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, yeah, yeah, I I I know.

1134
01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:09,000
Speaker 2: I I don't know how like people who spit I'm

1135
01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:11,280
Speaker 2: using the inclusive terminology, people who spin.

1136
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:16,040
Speaker 3: People, yeah, I don't know how they find me there.

1137
01:02:16,280 --> 01:02:20,960
Speaker 2: I'm always spit on, always spinning in my mouth, like

1138
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:25,080
Speaker 2: in my mouth, and people like, I'm like, not, it's

1139
01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:27,600
Speaker 2: not like a hard boundary form or anything, so of course,

1140
01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:29,920
Speaker 2: I like stick up my tongue. I'm like, but like,

1141
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:33,080
Speaker 2: I I don't like being spit on on my front.

1142
01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:34,840
Speaker 2: I want to be like you could spit up anywhere

1143
01:02:34,880 --> 01:02:36,480
Speaker 2: on the back, anywhere.

1144
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:40,240
Speaker 1: The spit on, spit on you know, another orifice or

1145
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:45,320
Speaker 1: like some genitalia, you know, spit on something that you're

1146
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:53,760
Speaker 1: that like needs to be lubricated. Hello, I'm good love enjoy.

1147
01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:59,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know like fans like, yeah, people spit on

1148
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:00,560
Speaker 4: me all the time. I want down the street and

1149
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:03,880
Speaker 4: they're just spitting at me. It's it's everywhere. They just

1150
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:05,560
Speaker 4: keep spitting everywhere.

1151
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:10,800
Speaker 3: Just NonStop. Not my thing, not my tea.

1152
01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:14,360
Speaker 2: But Rose, you have consumed quite a lot of Shrek porn,

1153
01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:16,480
Speaker 2: and I feel like you should share your insights.

1154
01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:18,800
Speaker 1: I have not consumed a lot of Shrek porn.

1155
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:20,680
Speaker 3: Quite a bit of Shrek.

1156
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:25,560
Speaker 1: I've seen Shrek's dick a lot, and maybe like one

1157
01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:30,680
Speaker 1: or two ancillery images, but it's not something that I've

1158
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:33,880
Speaker 1: actively looked for. I could right now, when we could

1159
01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:34,760
Speaker 1: live react to it.

1160
01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:37,800
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, where is shrekstick going in this porn? Who

1161
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:38,440
Speaker 4: is he fucking?

1162
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:42,280
Speaker 1: I'm going to google Shrek porn.

1163
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:45,040
Speaker 4: Sometimes they do, like these pornos will have like different

1164
01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:46,920
Speaker 4: cartoons from different series fucking each other.

1165
01:03:47,080 --> 01:03:48,040
Speaker 1: Like I'm opening up.

1166
01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:56,520
Speaker 2: Our group trans trans Fiona porn girl, that is Fiona. Yeah, exactly,

1167
01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:58,520
Speaker 2: why would I even Oh that's not what I was

1168
01:03:58,560 --> 01:04:02,040
Speaker 2: looking for. Oh my god, this one has Jennifer Saunders

1169
01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:02,240
Speaker 2: in it.

1170
01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:04,400
Speaker 4: No, no, I just got the text.

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01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:10,240
Speaker 3: No, Oh my god, it's fusting.

1172
01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:12,960
Speaker 4: Girl that cocked. It's giving, it's giving.

1173
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:15,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Way, I just found the fairy Godmother

1174
01:04:16,080 --> 01:04:18,440
Speaker 1: and she has like it looks like she's enchanted a

1175
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:23,360
Speaker 1: dildo to fuck her. I'm sending. I'm sending that.

1176
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:24,920
Speaker 4: She's ahead of the tech guy.

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01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:29,160
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I see one. Oh my god.

1178
01:04:29,280 --> 01:04:33,840
Speaker 2: Oh this one also, can we talk about nipples are pierrest?

1179
01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:41,680
Speaker 2: That makes complete sense to me. Yeah, like it's and

1180
01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:44,560
Speaker 2: you know, it's like it's not just like a softcore piercing,

1181
01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:45,160
Speaker 2: it's like a bar.

1182
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:48,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this naked trek is really sending me

1183
01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:49,440
Speaker 1: for some reason.

1184
01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:50,640
Speaker 4: Was that done with AI?

1185
01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:54,919
Speaker 1: I don't know, girl, it looks like good.

1186
01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:58,800
Speaker 3: This is the strongest argument for AI I've ever seen.

1187
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:02,040
Speaker 1: Wow. Okay, I wait, I found the dragon.

1188
01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:06,400
Speaker 2: I'm looking at one right now where Jennifer Saunders and

1189
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:10,560
Speaker 2: Fiona both have dicks and they're coming in dragon watching

1190
01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:12,320
Speaker 2: this dragon.

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01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:16,520
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she's got to be Bill for sure, this dragon.

1192
01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:19,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Wait, I found trans Fiona and trans Ferry.

1193
01:05:19,720 --> 01:05:23,920
Speaker 4: God, no, a little Bushwick couple.

1194
01:05:26,240 --> 01:05:26,439
Speaker 3: Oh.

1195
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:27,720
Speaker 1: The polycule.

1196
01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:30,880
Speaker 3: This is the only polycule I want to be.

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01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:33,720
Speaker 4: Wait, can we talk about this. All their dicks are

1198
01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:36,200
Speaker 4: different colors, but the heads of all of them are pink.

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01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:40,720
Speaker 4: So even the green dick, it still has a pink head.

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01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:41,480
Speaker 4: That's interesting.

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01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:44,960
Speaker 3: That doesn't really make sense to me, but I'm well,

1202
01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:46,280
Speaker 3: you know, it's it's fairy tale.

1203
01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:46,840
Speaker 1: It's magic.

1204
01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:48,600
Speaker 3: It's magic, it's magic.

1205
01:05:48,680 --> 01:05:50,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this donkey one wait?

1206
01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:52,560
Speaker 3: Okay, dragon swallowing the donkey.

1207
01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:55,320
Speaker 2: What would y'all wish for if you had one wish

1208
01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:58,439
Speaker 2: from the fairy godmother, if you wanted her to kind

1209
01:05:58,480 --> 01:05:59,480
Speaker 2: of help you.

1210
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:04,680
Speaker 3: Do something over beautify you.

1211
01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:09,520
Speaker 2: And it has to be something personal, right, Yeah, it

1212
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:12,680
Speaker 2: can't just be ffs No, I would have her.

1213
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:15,120
Speaker 1: My wish would be to go back in time and

1214
01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:17,120
Speaker 1: see Madonna's Confessions tour live.

1215
01:06:17,360 --> 01:06:22,400
Speaker 2: Ooh okay, I would do that, but like maybe the

1216
01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:25,400
Speaker 2: Fame Monster tour the Monster and also like invest in

1217
01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:28,400
Speaker 2: apple stock or something. I don't know, what about you, Laura,

1218
01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:32,480
Speaker 2: invest in Netflix stock? No, not that, but that's not

1219
01:06:32,600 --> 01:06:33,320
Speaker 2: worth anything now.

1220
01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:36,520
Speaker 4: I'd probably rob Rob with your wish.

1221
01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:38,600
Speaker 1: How so you know, you'd be like.

1222
01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:43,760
Speaker 4: Make myself invisible and then steal a bunch of stuff

1223
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,320
Speaker 4: and like just give it away. But you only get

1224
01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:49,160
Speaker 4: one wish so then would you be invisible forever invisible

1225
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:49,760
Speaker 4: on command?

1226
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:50,720
Speaker 1: I assume.

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01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:53,120
Speaker 4: Oh, actually, I didn't think this went through. I didn't

1228
01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:54,080
Speaker 4: think this went through at all.

1229
01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:56,640
Speaker 3: The parameters are way too, way too wide.

1230
01:06:56,800 --> 01:07:00,720
Speaker 1: Okay, Fran, what's your wish one?

1231
01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:03,480
Speaker 2: Which I would love for my ask to be fatter.

1232
01:07:05,560 --> 01:07:08,720
Speaker 2: But there's non magical ways to make baby M sculpt.

1233
01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:17,280
Speaker 3: They're expensive, not M sculpt. Hmmm, yeah, I'm not sure.

1234
01:07:17,720 --> 01:07:22,640
Speaker 2: I would love bigger balls. Really, that's not something that

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01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:27,000
Speaker 2: I mean, My balls are normal, big big balls. That's

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01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:29,040
Speaker 2: honestly not my actual answer, but it was something that

1237
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:31,000
Speaker 2: popped my hairt I was like, I would love bigger balls.

1238
01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:33,440
Speaker 2: Every time I see like huge ball that I want.

1239
01:07:33,680 --> 01:07:38,040
Speaker 2: You want like double double d's double d's double d's down.

1240
01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:41,000
Speaker 4: There, you want to have to like double b double.

1241
01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:43,000
Speaker 3: That's like not my real answer, but that'll be my

1242
01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:45,600
Speaker 3: answer for now. Okay, great, Okay.

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01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:48,280
Speaker 4: My actual answer now is I would be as smooth

1244
01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:52,400
Speaker 4: as a dolphin because I have pale skin and light

1245
01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:55,040
Speaker 4: body hair and light facial hair. And when it comes

1246
01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:57,560
Speaker 4: to lasers, it is the number you can't you can't

1247
01:07:57,560 --> 01:07:59,720
Speaker 4: get that ship laser, the laser can't find it.

1248
01:08:00,840 --> 01:08:04,440
Speaker 1: No, it can't. Yeah, it's electrolysis or bust for you.

1249
01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:15,760
Speaker 1: No hair by hair, no bye, follicle by follicle base.

1250
01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:18,280
Speaker 1: I know I have I have very light I have

1251
01:08:18,400 --> 01:08:21,919
Speaker 1: read facial hair, so I have a similar struggle.

1252
01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:25,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I guess I'm going to the trek.

1253
01:08:25,280 --> 01:08:27,400
Speaker 3: You know, girls like girls like us.

1254
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:30,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well, we just need to find a fairy

1255
01:08:30,160 --> 01:08:40,360
Speaker 1: godmother and then we'll be good to go. Slide into

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