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Speaker 3: Unsolved Mysteries Week Kiwi for me Kiwi.

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Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to Crime List, the podcast that celebrates

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Speaker 1: the amazing creativity of the world's dumbest criminals and tackle

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Speaker 3: I'm Joshine and I am Rory Scovell.

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Speaker 1: Do you have a favorite unsolved mystery from the world

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Speaker 3: I mean, the show Unsolved Mysteries was my That was

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Speaker 3: It's goodles, goodles, goodles, goodles, good noodles, goodles, goodles, noodles.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's noodles, goodles. I've been saying goodles all along.

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Speaker 1: That's kind of what you suggested at first, right, that

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Speaker 5: Most of you guys probably don't know anything about this

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Chicago, people died, people were poisoned.

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Speaker 5: Say maybe people working at plants, or you don't even

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Speaker 1: You buy a box Lucky Charms, you go home, you

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Speaker 5: What bothers me is if you're right, even if you're

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Speaker 3: I've never even heard of this till right now.

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Speaker 1: And now you're gonna be disappointed if you don't someday

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Speaker 1: Despite Harvey Levin convening a panel of podcasters and somehow

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Speaker 1: If anyone listening to this has any tips or insights,

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Speaker 1: this case. We will solve it. Yeah, it would be us.

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Speaker 1: Send us an email crime list at campside media dot com.

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Speaker 1: We would love to hear your theories. But also if

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Speaker 3: pretty crazy. It is crazy, and I guess slightly menacing.

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Speaker 3: If it's inside the plastic, inside the boxes, and if

436
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Speaker 3: those boxes aren't all coming from the same it doesn't

437
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Speaker 3: seem like one person's prank.

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Speaker 1: What's the endgame?

439
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, what is the endgame?

440
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Speaker 1: Stay tuned. It has something to do with what duncan

441
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:32,560
Speaker 1: and what was the Duncan and Starbucks. There were random Oh, Dominoes,

442
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,200
Speaker 1: that's it. Those are That's the clue. So our next

443
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,760
Speaker 1: case has been eluding folks for over a decade, and

444
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Speaker 1: like the Sliced Bananas, it takes place across the pond.

445
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Speaker 1: I want to read you the Daily Mail headline for

446
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Speaker 1: this one, The mystery of Britain's most annoying man. Meet

447
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:53,560
Speaker 1: the silent repeat offender who constantly blocks traffic. But why

448
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:57,520
Speaker 1: does he do it? His name is David Hampson, and

449
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Speaker 1: everyone in Swansea whales here we're back in Wales.

450
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Speaker 3: It's always Wales, the Florida of Europe, of the UK.

451
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Speaker 1: So everyone in Swansea hates this poor bloke. He's known

452
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Speaker 1: as the Silent Man because he stands quietly in the

453
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Speaker 1: middle of a busy road blocking traffic and he's been

454
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Speaker 1: doing it since twenty fourteen. That's just his thing, yep.

455
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Speaker 1: David refuses to explain himself to anyone. He won't talk

456
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Speaker 1: to police, judges or psychiatrists. He won't even speak to

457
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Speaker 1: confirm his name in court, and so he's been convicted

458
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Speaker 1: of the same events twelve times and has been repeatedly jailed.

459
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Speaker 1: Hampson of no fixed to mode is always found guilty

460
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Speaker 1: of the same charge willfully obstructing the highway contrary to

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Speaker 1: Section one thirty seven of the Highways Act nineteen eighty,

462
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Speaker 1: which of course you knew by heart. Yeah.

463
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Speaker 3: I was going to say that sounds familiar to me.

464
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Speaker 1: You thought it was section one thirty seven and not

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Speaker 1: thirty nine, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, because obviously one thirty

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Speaker 1: nine is I know the sections. Yeah, so I'm not

467
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Speaker 1: trying to brag.

468
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Speaker 3: That's not for the listeners to hear that and then

469
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Speaker 3: decide to follow me on social media. No, it's for

470
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Speaker 3: me to say. My hobby is knowing the.

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Speaker 1: Sections I guess a subsection of the Montreal Protocol or whatever.

472
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Speaker 3: The Find my blog on Reddit, you'll see that I

473
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Speaker 3: write about this stuff all the time.

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Speaker 1: Here's how the crime usually goes down. He'll be spotted

475
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Speaker 1: blocking traffic by officers. They'll escort him off the road

476
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Speaker 1: and warn him he'll be arrested if he keeps it up,

477
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Speaker 1: But minutes later he's right back out there, at which

478
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Speaker 1: point he's arrested and taken into custody. If David gets

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Speaker 1: bailed out of jail, he'll just do it all over again.

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00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:28,200
Speaker 1: Now you might be thinking maybe he's maybe physically can't talk,

481
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Speaker 1: maybe he's confused, driving a mental health crisis, maybe he's

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Speaker 1: taken a vow of silence for world peace or something.

483
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Speaker 1: But no, according to his brother John, who said this

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Speaker 1: to The Sun Tabloid back in twenty twenty four, he's

485
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Speaker 1: not really mute. He never stops talking. It is quite simple. Really,

486
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Speaker 1: he's just a spoiled brat.

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Speaker 3: Interesting.

488
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Speaker 1: There is nothing like a protest going on. He just

489
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Speaker 1: does it to have a comfy life inside prison. The

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Speaker 1: brother added, there is nothing wrong with him. He acts dumb,

491
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Speaker 1: but I can tell you that he is not. So yes,

492
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Speaker 1: obviously my first reaction was like, he's mentally ill, like righting,

493
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,800
Speaker 1: but no. So finally the cops had enough. Silent Man

494
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Speaker 1: was sentenced to three and a half years in prison

495
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Speaker 1: in twenty twenty one after a jury found he was

496
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Speaker 1: quote mute of malice, not quote mute by visitation of God. Oh,

497
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Speaker 1: which is a fancy pants British legalies for he knows

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Speaker 1: what he's doing, and he's doing this on purpose.

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Speaker 3: I think, yeah, what a hobby.

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Speaker 1: It is among your hobbies. It's one of the most

501
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Speaker 1: specific peculiar.

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Speaker 3: Look we all get our drugs from different places.

503
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to know how to start? Just did

504
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,440
Speaker 1: it one day and got such a rat high from it.

505
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Speaker 1: Yeah that was exciting. I got to live my life

506
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Speaker 1: this way, day and day out, blocking traffic.

507
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Speaker 3: I wonder how like how long he's able to block traffic.

508
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:51,000
Speaker 1: I mean presumably the report him pretty often. Now, Yeah,

509
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,479
Speaker 1: we tried to reach out to him, but here's what

510
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Speaker 1: he told us. And just to be clear to our listeners,

511
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Speaker 1: that's him doing the cricket noise. Only he did say

512
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Speaker 1: to us it's the only sound he'll do. I guess

513
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,640
Speaker 1: we could say David's brother solved this mystery, but until

514
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,320
Speaker 1: we hear it from his own mouth, we can't know

515
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 1: for sure why this mysterious silent man is causing traffic

516
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Speaker 1: chaos and the second largest city in Whales. Yep. But

517
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Speaker 1: after the break we have some bizarre mysteries that were

518
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Speaker 1: solved and yet still left us confused. Hello, would welcome

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Speaker 1: back to Crimeless. Now to the much less frustrating portion

520
00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 1: of the show where we get closure on some head

521
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,359
Speaker 1: scratching mysteries instead of just asking questions that we do

522
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Speaker 1: not answered. I remember this one pretty well. So back

523
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Speaker 1: in twenty twenty three, some pasta was found dumped along

524
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Speaker 1: a creek in Old Bridge, New Jersey. Did you clock

525
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Speaker 1: the stores? That sounds vaguely familiar, Yeah, I think it

526
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Speaker 1: went kind of memish. It's a and I'm not talking

527
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Speaker 1: about like one discarded pot dish. We're talking real volume here,

528
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Speaker 1: twenty five feet of spaghetti, macaroni ZD and alphabet noodles.

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Speaker 1: Unclear if goodles were in the mix. An estimated three

530
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Speaker 1: to five hundred pounds of pasta is dumped in the wild.

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Speaker 1: After photos of the pasta circulated on Facebook, the Department

532
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Speaker 1: of Public Works of Old Bridge, New Jersey found quote

533
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Speaker 1: what appeared to be fifteen wheelbarrow loads of illegal dumped

534
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Speaker 1: pasta along a creek in a residential neighborhood. Okay, A

535
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Speaker 1: police officer filed a report, and then two public works

536
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Speaker 1: employees cleaned up the pasta and under an hour, which

537
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 1: I find hard to believe. Under an hour. Three to

538
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 1: five hundred pounds like just you know, messy, A bunch

539
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:39,679
Speaker 1: of pasta and a pile on the.

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Speaker 3: One difficult it is to like handle.

541
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Speaker 1: It's like picking up dimes off the paved feels gross,

542
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 1: so gross, so gross.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta give yourself a little bit of time

544
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Speaker 3: to get over the grossness of it.

545
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Speaker 1: So gross, gotta be one of the cold just piles

546
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Speaker 1: of cold pasta.

547
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Speaker 3: Zombie brains, classic zombie brains, Halloween.

548
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Speaker 1: Oh, you're right, that is what people do this for

549
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 1: zombie brains. Did you work in a haunted house at

550
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 1: one point? I still do.

551
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 3: I still That's kind of how I make my scratch.

552
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 1: You got an amazing recipe for zombie brains?

553
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 3: Oh ye, yeah, yeah, yeah, one of the best of time.

554
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 3: These are just failed attempts at zombie brains. This is

555
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 3: just this is someone literally just throwing pasta.

556
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:22,720
Speaker 1: At the wall and seawood sticks, like, oh, it's not

557
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,640
Speaker 1: quite right, it's not quite right.

558
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Speaker 3: Get it out of here, throw it into the woods.

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00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 1: So for a while the person remained a mystery. The

560
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Speaker 1: New York Times, normally a bastion of investigative journalism, but

561
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 1: maybe just having a lazy day here, asked students from

562
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Speaker 1: across the country to put forth their theories, and they

563
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 1: had some fun. A high schooler named Mitchell said, you see,

564
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Speaker 1: the reason there were hundreds of pounds of pasta is

565
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,639
Speaker 1: because the god of pasta decided to bless the world

566
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Speaker 1: with tons of spaghetti noodles and various kinds of noodles.

567
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Speaker 1: The god of Pasta saw the state of the world

568
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,240
Speaker 1: and all those who starved, and decided to take pity

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Speaker 1: on those people. So the divine entity briefly made the

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Speaker 1: creak into a stream of noodles to wash ashore in

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Speaker 1: Old Bridge, New Jersey. Now it is up to us

572
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Speaker 1: to spread the word apasta. As our one true savior,

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00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 1: we must spread the pasta far and wide in order

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Speaker 1: to appease our savory overlords. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I mean, that's what's gonna happen. When you do one

576
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:16,760
Speaker 3: of these surveys. You're gonna get some people nailing.

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Speaker 1: It just right off the bat. Yeah, I can some

578
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:25,639
Speaker 1: people ruining the mystery. Was he trying to be funny?

579
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,399
Speaker 1: Was that an earnest attempt? I don't know.

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00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 3: It does sound like the guy who did it. I

581
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,159
Speaker 3: don't know if it's me doing the fasting thing, but

582
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 3: my god, it makes me hungry. I'm angry that someone

583
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Speaker 3: would just disrespectfully discard pasta like that, pretty.

584
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Speaker 1: To five hundred pounds and different types. As soon as

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Speaker 1: you said ZD, I was like, what the fuck fuck

586
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:48,240
Speaker 1: they've crossed the line with z That was okay with

587
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 1: fusily fun. There's certain words we can lose, but ZD.

588
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 1: You don't do that to ZD. Those one of my.

589
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 3: Favorite sabarro choices. That's right, you heard you were correct

590
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:01,160
Speaker 3: listeners in high school, I went to Borrows.

591
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 1: And you didn't eat the slightly cardboardy pizza. I did.

592
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 3: I got that and I got baked ZD. I'll tell

593
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 3: you what in my memory, that baked ZD will live forever.

594
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 1: Is perfect, delicious.

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00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 3: I'll never go now to find out.

596
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:18,280
Speaker 1: No, some things should just be left beautiful as they were. Yeah, yeah, okay,

597
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 1: So the real answer is a little less fantastical than

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Speaker 1: the children have suggested. According to WNBC in New York,

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00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 1: neighbor said the noodles came from a nearby home that's

600
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:29,120
Speaker 1: up for sale. A military veteran was moving out of

601
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 1: his deceased mother's home and he apparently found a stock

602
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 1: pile of old food that she'd kept in the house,

603
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 1: and for some reason, rather than dumping his mom's piles

604
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 1: of pasta into trash bags, he decided to take it

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Speaker 1: into the woods, maybe to feed the wildlife.

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00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 3: This feels, I don't know. It's unexciting. I don't think

607
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 3: it's true. Oh, I think this is a decoy story.

608
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Oh.

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Speaker 1: By the way, a new detail. According to Lane, the

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00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 1: noodles were dumped raw, but thanks to a recent rain,

611
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 1: the pasta expanded.

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00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 3: So it's even more took up even more space.

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00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 1: If the wildlife theory is to be believed, this is

614
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 1: at least a better dining experience for the recoons.

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00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 3: I mean, maybe he did believe that animals would eat this,

616
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 3: I know, even though it would break their teeth.

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00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:14,160
Speaker 1: He should have cooked it first. Then it doesn't make sense. Yeah,

618
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 1: it's bizarre, but people are dumb. If true. What a

619
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Speaker 1: strange decision.

620
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, to not throw it in bags to create an

621
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Speaker 3: art installation that became universally known.

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00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 1: Aliens are talking about this. Yeah, how much harder to

623
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 1: put it in a wheelbarrow and take it to the creek.

624
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 1: We could see it from space. It's the seventh Man

625
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 1: made wonder um. All right, So that one was solved. Last,

626
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 1: but not definitely, not least is another favorite of mine,

627
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 1: the surf Dale Sausager of Wahiki Island, New Zealand. This

628
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 1: is the summer of twenty twenty two, yeah, then Jacob

629
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 1: could see a checked his mailbox, but instead of bills

630
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 1: or junk mail, he found a sausage, a single sausage

631
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Speaker 1: wrapped in bread, squirted with tomato sauce. It was cold

632
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 1: to the touch, but it did appear to have once

633
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 1: been barbecued.

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00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 3: Man, So why are you doing this to me when

635
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 3: I'm fasting all that you're giving? You're giving me all this?

636
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 1: You're like a single cold sausage on a piece of

637
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 1: bread with tomatoes.

638
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 3: Tell you every Italian cuisine possible, Mannikati.

639
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 1: You're so tempted by a cold sausage on a piece

640
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 1: of white bread with some tomato sauce right now? My god, truly,

641
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 1: you could name anything like it was covered and it

642
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 1: was just a jar mayonnaise in there. You got it. Well,

643
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 1: it's gonna get worse for you, Rory, because Jacob, he

644
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 1: didn't think too much of it. He assumed it was

645
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 1: a drunken prank by someone in the neighborhood. I once

646
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 1: had a friend who used to get drunken steel food

647
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 1: from parties by stashing it in his pockets. And once

648
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 1: he was going through airport security and he had to

649
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 1: empty his pockets and there were some very old and

650
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:50,240
Speaker 1: cold food, not in wrappers. My memory of this is

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Speaker 1: he put like fried chicken on the belt. Okay, this

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Speaker 1: was college by the all right, cool, pretty cool place

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Speaker 1: to put it. I mentioned this as a way of saying,

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Speaker 1: maybe a drunk guy hit it expecting to come back

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Speaker 1: like a squirrel, like he stashes as snacks around the neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: This does These are squirrely type. This is squirrely type behavior. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: a single sausage, literally and figuratively. But except it kept happening.

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Speaker 1: At least once a month, sausages would turn up in

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Speaker 1: the mailbox. According to Jacob, it happened again and again

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Speaker 1: to the point where I messaged my friends thinking they

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Speaker 1: were playing a joke on me, and then all of

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Speaker 1: them had photos of sausages in their letterboxes. That's when

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Speaker 1: we realized we had a serial sausager on the island.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. So it spread Like how many were

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Speaker 1: you think we're talking about here? He just has all

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Speaker 1: of his friends. But it was reported as a serial sausager.

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Speaker 1: So I mean, you know single digits right. Wahiki Island

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Speaker 1: is just a thirty mile boat ride from Auckland, the capitol.

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Speaker 1: We happen to have a Kiwi on the team. And

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Speaker 1: unfortunately e w And our engineer is not here. He's

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Speaker 1: on vacation today, so we can't get any insight on

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Speaker 1: whether he was aware of this, whether someone in his

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Speaker 1: family was implicated.

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Speaker 4: Today's birthday, so.

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Speaker 1: Oh, today's birthday to today or tomorrow. But maybe we

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Speaker 1: should accuse his mom of being behind this as a

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Speaker 1: present in celebration. So kiah Ewan, did your mom do this?

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Speaker 1: So the population of Wahiki is around nine three hundred,

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Speaker 1: that's a lot of suspects. Yeah, Jacob said, it's tearing

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Speaker 1: Wahiki apart because we just don't know who it is.

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Speaker 1: I've been accused, my brother's been accused. It's a witch hunt.

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Speaker 1: I love that they're being accused. Oh, I guess because

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Speaker 1: the people are like, you're the one.

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Speaker 3: Who found it.

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Speaker 1: Smellers the fella, you made it a story. In an interview,

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Speaker 1: he had a message for the sausager. I know you're

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Speaker 1: out there. Just know one thing, you will be unmasked.

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Speaker 3: Every country, every county has its own banksy, and you

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Speaker 3: know those bank sees are going to be varying degrees

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Speaker 3: of talent.

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Speaker 1: Well, Lane has a photo if you want to see

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Speaker 1: what it looked like, you can. Are you going to

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Speaker 1: judge the art lane? Can you share that photo? Oh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there you go. Oh that's awful. Does that look delicious

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Speaker 1: to you? And that actually really helped me go the

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Speaker 1: other direction with my appetite. It looks like what just

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Speaker 1: like a hot dog on a piece of wonderbread.

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Speaker 3: Not even like a shitty hot dog. Like hot dogs

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00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 3: are already wildly questionable, this one goes to a whole

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Speaker 3: new level.

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Speaker 1: It does not look delicious. I will confirm what you're stating.

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00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 1: That thing does not look amazing. That is creepy.

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Speaker 3: I don't know why I thought of like a delicious

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00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:19,840
Speaker 3: looking sub sandwich.

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Speaker 1: I know why, because you're hungry. That's exactly why I

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00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:29,320
Speaker 1: pictured the most beautiful sausage sub. Oh you're like, oh

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00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 1: tomato sauce that only grandmothers know how to make. So

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Speaker 1: this sausaging went on for more than a year until

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Speaker 1: just before Christmas twenty twenty three, when Jacob said in

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Speaker 1: an interview that the sausages were no longer arriving randomly

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Speaker 1: in his letterbox. He also got an answer. At last,

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00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 1: Acquaintances admitted that the culprit had not been an individual

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Speaker 1: acting alone. It was the work of a sausage syndicate.

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Speaker 1: Oh and the sausage syndicate did not face any legal charges.

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Speaker 1: Was deemed to be a prank. But if this prank

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Speaker 1: could happen and here jail time.

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Speaker 3: Oh but not on the island.

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Speaker 1: Not on Wahiki with Jacob's friends. Wasting a hot dog

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Speaker 1: is a Class X felony in Trump's America, as American

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Speaker 1: as bald eagles. And I've always felt that way about

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Speaker 1: the hot dog.

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Speaker 3: It represents freedom.

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Speaker 1: It does. Yeah, I hope this doesn't inspire any copycats,

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Speaker 1: although it would be funny if we mailed you a

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00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 1: sausage then right with a tiny little when you bit

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Speaker 1: into it. Inside the hot dog was a little folded

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Speaker 1: up note that said Domino's Jello Obama. After the break,

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Speaker 1: it's game time.

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Speaker 7: Lage games, Hello, and welcome back to crime Less, where

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Speaker 7: we always welcome a sausage in the letterbox, especially when

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Speaker 7: we have a kolonoscar be playing and can't eat all day.

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00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 4: Sounds like a euphemism.

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Speaker 1: Now that I think about it. That does sound like

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Speaker 1: some Australian slang. Some sausage in the letter box. Yeah,

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00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 1: saulsage in the letter box. It's a terrible letter box.

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Speaker 1: I failed miserably to do. I can't when we talk

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Speaker 1: about England. It's very hard for me to shift Ozzie.

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Speaker 1: Can you do Ozzie off the cuff?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:19,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, I might.

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Speaker 3: I could do a decent one. Can go there and

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00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:26,799
Speaker 3: do all right with it? Nothing great, nothing, nothing to

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00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,319
Speaker 3: write home about. Put in a letter box where the

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00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 3: sausages that capped.

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00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 1: That's not bad. Give me a sausage in the letter box.

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00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,280
Speaker 3: Then old sausage in the letter box.

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Speaker 1: That was pretty good. All right? Oh? What time is it?

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Speaker 3: Rory Lane's games time?

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Speaker 4: Can I get that? In an Australian accent?

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Speaker 3: Lines?

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Speaker 2: Games time?

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00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:50,920
Speaker 4: Beautiful?

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Speaker 1: Beautiful?

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00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 4: So today?

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Speaker 6: You know the episode was themed around mysteries. So I've

756
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 6: got a game around mystery themes. It's named that song

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00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 6: mystery it is. So I'm gonna play using a bit

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Speaker 6: from a theme song from a TV mystery or detective show,

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00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 6: and I need you to tell me where it's from.

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00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 6: Kind of a guess the theme game.

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Speaker 1: So you're gonna play the theme.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to guess the show.

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00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 3: Okay, I already I think I'm gonna be bad at this.

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Speaker 1: You say that every time, and I then I am

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Speaker 1: then bad at it.

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Speaker 4: It's not going to be true. All right, do you do?

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Speaker 4: You want to pick which one A through B? Let's

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00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 4: just start with that.

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Speaker 1: Through B A a long list of them A through B.

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Speaker 3: WHOA, I know it?

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Speaker 1: Twilight Zone.

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00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:40,759
Speaker 4: Yeah it's twilight Zone. Okay, moving.

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00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 3: OXX Files, it's X Files.

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00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 1: But Unsolved Mysteries is close to that though.

775
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a it's a neighboring theme.

776
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 1: Scooby Doo. Wow, you got it before the music even

777
00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 1: kicked in.

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00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:07,320
Speaker 3: Oh, it's kind of fun.

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00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 1: Hawaii five.

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00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 3: Oh, don't tell me.

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00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 6: It's not what I watched growing up. Tell you that

782
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 6: much from Far the Angels.

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Speaker 1: No, I have no idea. It's Colombo, Colombo, Colombo. I

784
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 1: had been watching Colombo.

785
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:33,320
Speaker 3: Maybe I only watched the pilot. Inspect your gadget?

786
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:36,319
Speaker 1: Whoa that is two that you just nailed off?

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00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:43,399
Speaker 3: Pow dang, Okay, Maybe I am great at this thing

788
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 3: that will never make any money.

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Speaker 1: Knowing themes.

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Speaker 3: Oh, twin Peaks, Josh, I'm just gonna call it dominated

791
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Speaker 3: it seems today.

792
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Speaker 6: And Family.

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Speaker 1: The old family guy, my only guy. I only beat

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Speaker 1: you to one. I was about to say twin peaks,

795
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:14,359
Speaker 1: I would have had but you won. You beat me almost.

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00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:16,359
Speaker 3: Oh man, that felt good. I thought it was gonna

797
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:17,000
Speaker 3: be really bad at it.

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Speaker 1: Big Money Players in partnership with iHeart Podcasts. It's hosted

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