Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna get back to these calls here in
Speaker 1: a minute, and we're gonna talk about this San Francisco,
Speaker 1: DA and I have emails to get to. We have
Speaker 1: something else we have to address here real quick first,
Speaker 1: and this is something we're gonna try to do more
Speaker 1: regularly on the show, so I can't do it all
Speaker 1: the time and every time it happens, but there's some
Speaker 1: breaking news out there and it won't get a lot
Speaker 1: of play. I realized that this stuff kind of flies
Speaker 1: under the radar. But Marine Corps osprey looks like it
Speaker 1: went down and crashed in California. This just happens, so
Speaker 1: don't You're probably not gonna be seeing it on the news.
Speaker 1: Looks like a Marine Corps osprey a plane went down
Speaker 1: and crashed in California. Kind of a plane. I guess
Speaker 1: I should say. It's a long story, but it looks
Speaker 1: like four of our guys are dead. I have argued
Speaker 1: this point for a long time, and I'll always believe it.
Speaker 1: We talk about war heroes a lot. I mean, we
Speaker 1: do Medal of Honor Monday every Monday, right, and we
Speaker 1: talk about these guys and they're charging machine gun nests
Speaker 1: and putting people in the ground and they're diving on grenades,
Speaker 1: and we talk about these guys, and honestly, they make
Speaker 1: movies about these guys. Right, we want to go watch that.
Speaker 1: I want to go watch the guy who runs across
Speaker 1: an open field and carries his buddy five hundred yards
Speaker 1: to safety. Like we watch those movies and we honor
Speaker 1: these guys who go And he's charging up the he's
Speaker 1: charging up Mount si Robachi on Iwo Jima, and he
Speaker 1: catches around and he dies, and we celebrate him as
Speaker 1: a hero. And I've always believed the guys who die
Speaker 1: in training deserve equal hero treatment. They're just as willing
Speaker 1: to go. They gave their lives for their country. Oftentimes
Speaker 1: it's not their fault, but even the times it is
Speaker 1: their fault. Look, even training, even training is a dangerous
Speaker 1: gig when you're dealing with weapons and planes and helicopters.
Speaker 1: Every time I got in a helicopter, I thought I
Speaker 1: was going to die. So I thought it'd probably be
Speaker 1: very very appropriate to send sending our boys off with
Speaker 1: some taps tonight. H M Semper five brothers all right,
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to some more of these here.
Speaker 1: Debbie in New York, Go Debbie, Hi, Jesse, how are you?
Speaker 1: I just wanted to all and make a comment regarding
Speaker 1: you know, sufferings for things that you really love and
Speaker 1: giving up things. But first I want to just thank
Speaker 1: you for your service in the Marine Corps and um,
Speaker 1: and I just want to let you know that it
Speaker 1: feels great to give up Verizon for cell phone and
Speaker 1: from a home so all I have is WiFi. UM
Speaker 1: and I gotten like uh, you know, like an off
Speaker 1: brand cell phone, carry a service, and it feels great.
Speaker 1: And I'm just encouraging a lot of people to do
Speaker 1: the same because that's what we need to do to
Speaker 1: turn the country around. We need to go against these
Speaker 1: corporations that are that are not for American values. You're
Speaker 1: a thousand percent right. Why did you switch to peer
Speaker 1: talk though that you have the same service. Switch to
Speaker 1: peer talk they love the country? Um, I I you know,
Speaker 1: I just picked something, um, and I had to gotten
Speaker 1: a gracie. I'll paying like ten dollars a month and
Speaker 1: I also pay for my mom. Yeah you know it's yeah,
Speaker 1: so yeah, but I'll look into that if I do
Speaker 1: drop this self a service. It's actually working very well
Speaker 1: right now. I got you. Well cool, good call. Put
Speaker 1: your money where your morals are. I love it, Jeffrey
Speaker 1: and Denver go hey, Jesse, how are you doing her night?
Speaker 1: Jill Boston? My friend actually has an Audi A ten.
Speaker 1: Before I get to my comment, I wanted to tell
Speaker 1: you she paid two hundred and eight for it and
Speaker 1: she had to Lamborghini Hrcan, but she loves the Audi
Speaker 1: way better. Well, I'm not looking for a two hundred
Speaker 1: thousand dollars card, Jeffrey. Good grief. I do radio, not
Speaker 1: in banking, well dedicated after all, you know. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I wanted I wanted to call um. I used to
Speaker 1: manage a law office and I had an addiction issue
Speaker 1: and went off the reservation back in two thousand and nine,
Speaker 1: and I ended up for twenty years in federal prison.
Speaker 1: And I can tell you that being a Republican and
Speaker 1: I was in the max joints in the United States
Speaker 1: kind of cent and it wasn't easy. And everybody, you know,
Speaker 1: I sat there and watched them, watched CNN every day
Speaker 1: and drink the cool aid, and you couldn't all the
Speaker 1: TVs were whacked up. By racial designation, and even you
Speaker 1: couldn't get the white guys to watch Fox News even
Speaker 1: but I did twelve years when COVID hit and I
Speaker 1: was we were locked down, and we were getting bad
Speaker 1: information and I was locked in with the real douchebag.
Speaker 1: Just guys didn't six straight. So I took fend sheets
Speaker 1: of paper and wrote a motion for compassionate please, just
Speaker 1: an absolute hail Mary. And the only reason that it
Speaker 1: was even considered was because of Donald Trump. He did
Speaker 1: something at the end of twenty eighteen called the first
Speaker 1: step back, where motions like that went back to the
Speaker 1: judge that sentenced you rightfully. So because he was able
Speaker 1: to Rick and Saint Louis go, yes, how you doing today?
Speaker 1: I want to tell you thank you for having the
Speaker 1: Lady had on because I've been trying to get answers.
Speaker 1: I've had two heart attacks, I've had fluid built up
Speaker 1: my lungs, and I've had a bleeding problem ever since
Speaker 1: I got the shots, and I feel like I'm just
Speaker 1: about raised to go back into the hospital again. I
Speaker 1: get the same feeling I had before when I had
Speaker 1: my second heart attack with it in a ninety eight period,
Speaker 1: and it's just they need to let people know what
Speaker 1: really they put in their bodies, because it's ridiculous and
Speaker 1: that I mean, I've had friends tell me that they
Speaker 1: know people whose kids had soccer scholarships the collegists forced
Speaker 1: to get a shot, and they've had major heart attacks.
Speaker 1: And I blame I don't. I blame both presidents, both
Speaker 1: former and now, because Biden should have been able to say, Okay, hey,
Speaker 1: something's going on here. They didn't tell him what's going
Speaker 1: on either. So they're both caught. And that with like
Speaker 1: you said, throwing all their government money out and you
Speaker 1: can't go back. We should have known when you can't
Speaker 1: go back and sue somebody to something, don't get it,
Speaker 1: you know. Obviously, sixty six years old, I never ever
Speaker 1: got any kind of shots, flu shots, anything. This past year,
Speaker 1: I've got the two shots, the booster shot, I've got
Speaker 1: the flu shots this year. I got them all. And
Speaker 1: I don't think they know what they're putting in our bodies.
Speaker 1: But you know, I've got a guy, and I'm not
Speaker 1: telling people not to take the flu shot. Obviously, I
Speaker 1: don't know anything about it. I've never had it. I've
Speaker 1: had the flu a couple times. I never had the
Speaker 1: flu shot. But one of the guys I know, he swears,
Speaker 1: he swears the flu shot gives people the flu. Every year.
Speaker 1: He swears up and down the flu shot. It's basically
Speaker 1: just gives people the flu. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not a doctor. I don't want to start giving
Speaker 1: out medical advice. Look, it's it's one buddy's opinion, right,
Speaker 1: All right, let's get back to some things here, and
Speaker 1: we'll get back to the phones a little bit. Eight
Speaker 1: seven seven three seven seven four three seven three. You know,
Speaker 1: we talk about how the communists live in a world
Speaker 1: of make believe all the time. We're always discussing this
Speaker 1: now and speaking of which, here's Joy Behar on the view.
Speaker 1: It's a little long thing with it, and I want
Speaker 1: to do something because that. But the Republican Party already
Speaker 1: has said, many of them, that taking those AAR fifteens
Speaker 1: off the market's a no no. I mean, it's all
Speaker 1: about him a gun ran. I just say this real quick,
Speaker 1: as a gun owner, there are people in this country
Speaker 1: that genuinely own guns and just do so for the
Speaker 1: same reason that we all sit up in a R fifteen.
Speaker 1: Don't let me tell he's Okay, let me give you
Speaker 1: a story. There's a man in Connecticut that watch his
Speaker 1: neighbor have a home invasion and watch his whole their
Speaker 1: whole family get killed. He built his own air fifteen
Speaker 1: because Connecticut won't let you buy them, but you can
Speaker 1: abide by rules that allow you to build them. And
Speaker 1: then he has one in his house to protect his
Speaker 1: family because he never wants to see that happened again.
Speaker 1: He is a black man. It's odd most air fifteen
Speaker 1: owners are former military thirty five. So that's all I'm
Speaker 1: saying that people hands the thing. Once black people get
Speaker 1: guns in this country, the gun lawyers will change. Trust man,
Speaker 1: and in the crowd cheers. Do you know a single
Speaker 1: person who's worried about black people getting guns in the country.
Speaker 1: I have said multiple times openly, if we're gonna take
Speaker 1: the cops out of and I'm not talking about rural
Speaker 1: out of the urban black neighborhoods which have been a disaster,
Speaker 1: which are a disaster, If we're gonna take the cops
Speaker 1: out of there, and we're gonna turn all the criminals
Speaker 1: loose in there, I think the least we should we
Speaker 1: could do is drop off palettes of aar fifteens with
Speaker 1: ammunition for everybody down there, watch the gang problem disappear
Speaker 1: in about five seconds. Do you remember that story. Here's
Speaker 1: a great story about Pancho Villa and in Columbus, New Mexico.
Speaker 1: That's where it was, Columbus, New Mexico. He tried to
Speaker 1: raid across the border into America. It's one of my
Speaker 1: favorite stories. And I'm not going to tell the whole
Speaker 1: thing right now, but he tried to raid across the
Speaker 1: border into America and it didn't work out that way
Speaker 1: that well. And you know why it didn't work out
Speaker 1: that well. I will explain in just a brief moment,
Speaker 1: and then we'll get back to all the rest of
Speaker 1: this stuff. But let's talk about dad or grandpa. Now.
Speaker 1: Granted you can buy these for the ladies too, because
Speaker 1: my wife never takes hers off. But Father's Day cometh
Speaker 1: and that right soon, and you don't know what to
Speaker 1: get your dad. I never know what to get my dad.
Speaker 1: He's hated everything I've ever bought him, so I only
Speaker 1: buy him my pillow stuff now or any other cool
Speaker 1: gadgets I might find. My slippers are for sale for
Speaker 1: ninety dollars off ninety dollars off. Riget emails about this thing.
Speaker 1: People tell you it feels like you're walking in a cloud.
Speaker 1: And honestly, in my opinion, the best part of them
Speaker 1: is not that they're comfortable right when you put them on.
Speaker 1: They have such good support you can wear them inside
Speaker 1: and out and wear them all day and your knees
Speaker 1: don't hurt him. Because I'm forty and not twenty anymore.
Speaker 1: If I can wear some shoes that don't make my
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Speaker 1: you can email the show you love, your hate, your
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Speaker 1: get to this san Francisco Da thing in the emails
Speaker 1: in a second. But Michael actually surprisingly had a decent
Speaker 1: question during the break. He said, you don't think they're
Speaker 1: going to impeach Chuck Schumer? Do you? And just you
Speaker 1: know Chuck Schumer New York Senator and Chuck Schumer a
Speaker 1: couple of years ago, a couple of years ago, Chuck
Speaker 1: Schumer got up and said, I want to tell you,
Speaker 1: gorzuch I want it. Okay, one man, that voice. Can
Speaker 1: you even imagine hanging around this person all day? I
Speaker 1: want to tell you, gor Zuch. I want to tell
Speaker 1: you Kavanaugh, you have released the whirlwind and you will
Speaker 1: pay the price. You won't know what hit you if
Speaker 1: you go forward with these awful decisions. Buenos tardes to you, Chuck,
Speaker 1: is what I have to say. That's one two. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I'll get to that one in a minute, Chris.
Speaker 1: But do I think they're going to impeach him? No? Now,
Speaker 1: they should impeach him. In fact, Republicans should come out
Speaker 1: today and announce the impeachment, the impending impeachment of Chuck Schumer.
Speaker 1: Why well, remember what they impeach Donald Trump for the
Speaker 1: second time. They impeached Donald Trump for quote inciting the
Speaker 1: January sixth riot. We have all the video of everything
Speaker 1: Trump said. He never said anything to incite anything. And
Speaker 1: that's not a left or right or pro Trump or
Speaker 1: whatever opinion. That's just a fact. Trump never said anything
Speaker 1: to incite that, and they impeached him for it. So Jesse,
Speaker 1: why would we do the same thing they do? Isn't
Speaker 1: that wrong? Listen? Listen, We're at war. We should impeach
Speaker 1: Chuck Schumer for inciting this would be assassin at Brett
Speaker 1: Kavanaugh's home. Not because it's right or because it's wrong,
Speaker 1: but because we acknowledge we are at war with these
Speaker 1: people and they are going to continue to act the
Speaker 1: way they act without end because we never punch them
Speaker 1: in the nose for it. We don't just need to
Speaker 1: do these things. We need to announce we're going to
Speaker 1: do these things. Are you mad about the January sixth
Speaker 1: committee idiocy? Right now? I am? Everyone is right. Well,
Speaker 1: Republicans they spend their time whining about it or the
Speaker 1: hypocrisy of it, or I can't leave they're doing that.
Speaker 1: Republicans in Congress, I mean, why are you doing that?
Speaker 1: Come together with a joint statement and say the January
Speaker 1: sixth Committee ends tomorrow or the minute we take back
Speaker 1: the House, we will begin to subpoena every Democrat staffer
Speaker 1: on Capitol Hill and the congressman. That's how you make
Speaker 1: things stop. You want it to stop, That's how you
Speaker 1: make things stop. The January sixth Committee would disappear overnight.
Speaker 1: You know what, the communist is not worried about. The
Speaker 1: communist is not worried about hypocrisy. Man, He's such a hypocrite.
Speaker 1: The communist doesn't care about looking like a hypocrite. He's
Speaker 1: a mass murderer at heart. He really really doesn't care
Speaker 1: that he looks like a hypocrite. The communist is, however,
Speaker 1: worried about you hitting him back. He's very worried about that.
Speaker 1: Why don't we ever announce our intention to hit him back?
Speaker 1: Chuck Schumer should be impeached for what he said, not
Speaker 1: because it's right, because it's wrong, but because we acknowledge.
Speaker 1: From this point forward, the Democrats, if they gain control
Speaker 1: of the House, they will impeach every single Republican president
Speaker 1: multiple times from this point forward. From this point forward,
Speaker 1: they will impeach every Republican president for any little thing.
Speaker 1: We have to be forward thinking enough to acknowledge that's
Speaker 1: what they're going to do, and to plan ahead. How
Speaker 1: do you plan ahead, you further water down the impeachment process.
Speaker 1: So in the future, every single time it gets brought up,
Speaker 1: everybody just collectively rolls their eyes. Now they won't, and
Speaker 1: they won't because the Senate is one gigantic boys club
Speaker 1: and girls club. To be honest with you, I'll never
Speaker 1: forget it. Or In Hatch, God rest his soul. He
Speaker 1: just died recently, So I don't mean to speak ill
Speaker 1: of the dead, and I really I don't know. The
Speaker 1: man who suppose it was a great guy, but I'll
Speaker 1: never forget Ted Kennedy died. And or In Hatch spoke
Speaker 1: at Ted Kennedy's funeral or memorial. He was giving a
Speaker 1: speech or something like that, and he stood up in
Speaker 1: front of all these members of Congress and family members
Speaker 1: and staffers and things like that, and Oran Hatch told
Speaker 1: some story he thought was just wonderful about how back
Speaker 1: in the day, Ted Kennedy got up on the floor
Speaker 1: or the Senate and he was just blasting away at
Speaker 1: Oran Hatch and calling him everything but a nice person,
Speaker 1: you know, I mean, just name calling and trashing him
Speaker 1: up and down and up and down and up and down.
Speaker 1: And Oran tells the story about how soon as they
Speaker 1: got off the Senate floor and the cameras were off,
Speaker 1: Ted Kennedy came up to him and started laughing and say, hey,
Speaker 1: how'd I do? Oran? They were all buds And Oran
Speaker 1: loved that story. It made me freaking sick. You know
Speaker 1: why they're not going to impeach Chuck Schumer because right
Speaker 1: now they're all meeting while the cameras are off to
Speaker 1: laugh about you. Do you genuinely think this human being
Speaker 1: Republican Senator John Thune? Do you think he's really concerned
Speaker 1: about you? And you're right, in my state they use
Speaker 1: them to shoot pariade dogs and you know, other types
Speaker 1: of varmints, and so I think that there are legitimate
Speaker 1: reasons why people would want to have them. And I
Speaker 1: think the challenge you have already is that there are
Speaker 1: literally millions of them. You think behind the scenes, that
Speaker 1: guy is really fighting for you behind closed doors. He's
Speaker 1: never going to challenge Chuck Schumer. All right, now, I
Speaker 1: do have to address this really quickly before I get
Speaker 1: to emails and back to the cars and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: or the cars, the calls and stuff like that. San Francisco,
Speaker 1: they recalled their Dacha Chessa Gosh, what a frigging name,
Speaker 1: Chessa Buddin they recalled him. Why he was turning all
Speaker 1: the criminals loose in San Francisco and they were beating
Speaker 1: up a bunch of Asians in San Francisco and the
Speaker 1: Asian community Apparently, this is what my sources tell me.
Speaker 1: The Asian community got tired of getting the snot beat
Speaker 1: out of them by all the thugs that got turned loose.
Speaker 1: So they were the ones who did the bulk of
Speaker 1: the organizing to bring San Francisco back somewhat a little,
Speaker 1: But it's not gonna work. I know, I know. I'm
Speaker 1: supposed to celebrate this today and you're welcome to put
Speaker 1: a smile on your face and yeah, we got rid
Speaker 1: of this communist scumbag da Again. This was something that
Speaker 1: was organized because people were getting beat up. This was
Speaker 1: This didn't happen because they're pooping on the sidewalks in
Speaker 1: San Francisco. It didn't The why matters. Remember, we opened
Speaker 1: up the show talking about the why do we understand
Speaker 1: the why are we willing to talk about the real
Speaker 1: hard truths behind all the things we claim to care about,
Speaker 1: and oftentimes we're not. We don't want to talk about
Speaker 1: these things. Look, okay, we got rid of rid of one,
Speaker 1: Soro's funded DA. There's still seventy four others in the
Speaker 1: country right now. I don't think any of them are
Speaker 1: getting recalled. It's a little win. I hope San Francisco
Speaker 1: comes back. I've never been there, but I've friends who
Speaker 1: tell me it's the most beautiful city in the country
Speaker 1: when it's actually thriving and not full of poop and
Speaker 1: heroin needles. So I haven't been. I don't really have
Speaker 1: any plans to go. I've tried to kick the heroine, Chris.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean, okay, it's fine. It's something San
Speaker 1: Francisco isn't back. Let's not count and win when it's
Speaker 1: not really a win. All right, problems at CNN. I'll
Speaker 1: get to emails, I get the phone calls. Hang on,
Speaker 1: it is the Jesse Kelly Show. You shouldn't have left
Speaker 1: the little party things here if you didn't want me
Speaker 1: to blow on these things, Chris. Look, I see it.
Speaker 1: I blow it, Chris. I'll get back to my little
Speaker 1: story about Columbus. Do Mexico here in a second before
Speaker 1: I get to emails and phone calls. But Chris actually
Speaker 1: dug up during the break that audio of Or and
Speaker 1: Hatch at Ted Kennedy's funeral that I was talking about. Again,
Speaker 1: it's sold as this nice moment. It made my blood
Speaker 1: boiled because it's very revealing of how these people talk
Speaker 1: about you when the cameras are off in committee on
Speaker 1: the floor, even then the press, Eddy would lay into
Speaker 1: me with the harshest red meeat liberal rhetoric you could imagine.
Speaker 1: But just minutes later he'd come over and put his
Speaker 1: arm around me and ask how did I do? They
Speaker 1: always sold as this nice moment. Isn't that funny how
Speaker 1: we're friends when the cameras are off, but we're enemies
Speaker 1: in front of everybody. I'm sorry, I don't think that's funny.
Speaker 1: You're sent there to fight these people for me, not
Speaker 1: to be chummy chums, and definitely not to be chummy
Speaker 1: chums with somebody who murdered a woman. All right, now
Speaker 1: back to my story real quick. So I realized I
Speaker 1: didn't finish it Columbus, New Mexico. I mean, they talk
Speaker 1: about how we don't want black people to have guns.
Speaker 1: Pancho Villa, he was doing all kinds of raids. This
Speaker 1: is way back in the days, the old Western times, right,
Speaker 1: And I'm just gonna do a little cliff notes version
Speaker 1: of the story. But at some point in time, and
Speaker 1: these guys, these war parties back then, and they were
Speaker 1: all over Mexico because once the Spanish put out of Mexico,
Speaker 1: they just had a heck of a time trying to
Speaker 1: figure out who was going to run that country, what
Speaker 1: kind of government it was going to be. And I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess you could make the argument they're still struggling,
Speaker 1: but it was a long struggle for a long time,
Speaker 1: this coup and this general and this this and this that.
Speaker 1: So it was wild. But these war parties were just
Speaker 1: used to raiding Mexican villages. And you just raid a
Speaker 1: Mexican village and you take what you want and the
Speaker 1: food and the AMMO and the women and whatever else
Speaker 1: you want because you're the war party and you take off. Well,
Speaker 1: they got a wild hair and they decided they were
Speaker 1: going to come up. And now there are more reasons
Speaker 1: than this for this, but they decided they were going
Speaker 1: to come on up and give that a shot. In America, baby,
Speaker 1: and I love this story. They ride into this town Columbus,
Speaker 1: New Mexico, start shooting people, and then something unexpectedly happened
Speaker 1: for old Poncho and the boys, although they're not sure
Speaker 1: if Poncho was there. Poncho's men were there, but they're
Speaker 1: not sure Poncho was there. All of a sudden, everybody
Speaker 1: had a weapon, and everyone was shooting back, and they
Speaker 1: started to die. Weapons hanging out the barbershop windows, weapons
Speaker 1: hanging out the hotel windows, weapons hanging out the little
Speaker 1: apartment up the street, weapons hanging out of the houses.
Speaker 1: Every single American went and got a firearm and started
Speaker 1: shooting back and back to Mexico. Those boys went as
Speaker 1: fast as the horses could take them. Don't want black
Speaker 1: people to have guns, Like I said, drop off palettes
Speaker 1: of AAR fifteens with ammunition and watch the crime problem disappear.
Speaker 1: You remember, do you remember? Do you remember that mass
Speaker 1: shooting at the gun show? Yeah? Neither do I Jesse.
Speaker 1: You eat oreos like a weak little communist whoa a
Speaker 1: true American like myself would take the top off, slather
Speaker 1: it with peanut butter, put it back together, and then
Speaker 1: dunk it in milk. I'm sad I'll never eat one again,
Speaker 1: but I thought I should let you know what, Chris,
Speaker 1: all right, a couple of things. One, you remember, we
Speaker 1: don't need oreos anymore. You don't need oreos and I
Speaker 1: don't need oreos unless you want to go buy the
Speaker 1: rainbow packets and explain to your son why oreos have
Speaker 1: to be gay. Now, so let's look. I mean, I
Speaker 1: guess you could do the two bottoms thing, but just
Speaker 1: just don't bother, all right. That's one. Two oreos are
Speaker 1: glorious and I do miss them. Chris just brought up
Speaker 1: buying off brand? Is there even an off brand that's
Speaker 1: any good? Michael's showing me pictures. Of course, they're gonna
Speaker 1: make it. Look at Newman's own. Now, Newman's own might
Speaker 1: be good. They made good dressings. Newman's own might be good.
Speaker 1: They're probably communists too. Looked them up and make sure
Speaker 1: they're not crazy too, okay before we go selling them
Speaker 1: on the air. Here, But you know what's really harsh,
Speaker 1: And this is weird because I'm such a nice person,
Speaker 1: people email things like this. In you're telling me a
Speaker 1: genius idea to do with an oreo After I can't
Speaker 1: have oreos anymore. That's not even right. It's not right
Speaker 1: at all, Brody in Atlanta. That's not right, is it, Brody? No,
Speaker 1: it's not at all right, Jeffy. I gotta tell you,
Speaker 1: I'm a little bit disappointed. Man. I expected the cobra
Speaker 1: bite guy. Yeah. I expected the cobra bite guy to
Speaker 1: come up with a story about the midlife crisis car
Speaker 1: that you bought, how you bought like a Miata and
Speaker 1: you were riding around with your head eight inches out
Speaker 1: of the top of it with the top down, having
Speaker 1: to wear some goggles and stuff. That's what I would
Speaker 1: have expected. That doesn't sound like me at all, Brodie.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. I don't make
Speaker 1: up stories like remember the cobra bite when my elbows
Speaker 1: swelled up and I told everyone I got bit by
Speaker 1: a cobra in the elevator. That's right, Nancy in New Jersey,
Speaker 1: go hi, Jesse. I want your listeners and you to
Speaker 1: contemplate three things I want to mention. First, you said
Speaker 1: there was a pause in the warp speed and he
Speaker 1: got betrayed, and that reminds me of January sixth, because
Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi betrayed them when she didn't get the tenth
Speaker 1: thousand National Guard. The second thing I want to say,
Speaker 1: I've read this. You got to check it out. I
Speaker 1: don't know if it's true, but it said that Bill
Speaker 1: Gates owns the what do you call patents on the vaccines.
Speaker 1: Third things I want everybody to consider Rhonda Santis president
Speaker 1: and Trump Vice president. Thank you. Look, I hear a
Speaker 1: lot of this, and this is not a stupid idea.
Speaker 1: I'm not actually being insulting at all. I hear a
Speaker 1: lot of this. Trump the Santists dream team talk. Listen.
Speaker 1: There are things that look good on paper that don't
Speaker 1: work out in real life, like redheads. We've talked about
Speaker 1: this before. Donald Trump is a type A alpha male.
Speaker 1: Rhonda Santis is a type A alpha male. Both of
Speaker 1: those guys, I don't care how buddy buddy they're being
Speaker 1: right now, whatever they're saying. Both of those guys feel
Speaker 1: like they deserve to have the Oval office. Both of
Speaker 1: them do. I don't know whether they're both going to run.
Speaker 1: I don't know whether either of them are going to run,
Speaker 1: but I promise much you one thing they're not and
Speaker 1: I stress this not going to be on the same
Speaker 1: ticket as vice president. Donald Trump ain't gonna be anybody's
Speaker 1: vice president after being president, and to be frank and
Speaker 1: I don't know this. I want to stress this. I
Speaker 1: don't know Rhnda Santis, right, I don't know him, So
Speaker 1: I'm not giving you inside information here. I suspect Rhnda
Speaker 1: Santis is not going to be Donald Trump's vice president either.
Speaker 1: Those guys are going to fight. I've always believed this.
Speaker 1: I think they should fight. I think it's a good thing.
Speaker 1: But whether or not I want them to or not,
Speaker 1: they're going to fight. They're gonna do that thing politicians
Speaker 1: all do where they're friends for so long. No we
Speaker 1: get along, No we get along. But then one they
Speaker 1: both want the chair. Two the media is going to
Speaker 1: start poking at him and poking at him and poking
Speaker 1: at him. And really what they're gonna do is they're
Speaker 1: gonna do this to Trump because Trump gets goaded into
Speaker 1: this stuff by the media all the time. They're gonna
Speaker 1: start asking him every interview. Yeah, but what about DeSantis? Hey,
Speaker 1: did you see where de Santis's poem? What about DeSantis?
Speaker 1: How many times did they have to ask Donald Trump that?
Speaker 1: Before he snaps and says something that's gonna set on,
Speaker 1: the santus off and then it's on. This is how
Speaker 1: this stuff works every time. We don't want it to
Speaker 1: work that way, or I should say you don't, I
Speaker 1: want him to fight, but that's how it ends up
Speaker 1: working every single time. Don in Long Island, I'm told
Speaker 1: you have crucial information. Yes, John, Don, you may have
Speaker 1: good information, but your phone sucks. Get it fixed, because
Speaker 1: I need to know what you had to say, Johnny
Speaker 1: and Jersey go yeah, Jesse, I'd like to make a
Speaker 1: statement about responsibility. You were a squad leader of a
Speaker 1: mortar squad, and if you sent the round up and
Speaker 1: then the interim, the lieutenant replaced you with another E
Speaker 1: five and that round landed two grizzle off and killed
Speaker 1: five friendlies and became a green on green situation. Who
Speaker 1: would be responsible? Trump was rinked there in the midst
Speaker 1: of everything that happened to bring us this COVID shot,
Speaker 1: which he then pushed and then Biden took over, and
Speaker 1: then who was shooting more around than to the section
Speaker 1: where the friendlies were? So Trump has to bear quite
Speaker 1: a bit of the responsibility for our vaccine issue. Okay, there, look,
Speaker 1: there are a lot of people who feel that way.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, you know what I'm I'm up
Speaker 1: against the break here. We can we can tackle that
Speaker 1: and I'll get to the rest of these calls here
Speaker 1: in just a second. All right, all right, now, we
Speaker 1: haven't talked about the economy and a couple of nights,
Speaker 1: and I'll be frank with you, that's been on purpose.
Speaker 1: It's all bad news. It's all bad news. It continues
Speaker 1: to be bad news, and everything in the future is
Speaker 1: bad news. And I under what you want me to say. Hey,
Speaker 1: the economy sucks. It's gonna keep sucking, and that sucks.
Speaker 1: I mean what am I supposed to say? But I've
Speaker 1: probably been neglectful because the truth is in the same way,
Speaker 1: you should be buying ammunition right now, you should be
Speaker 1: buying food. You should be buying things that will allow
Speaker 1: you to keep clean water. You should have gold now,
Speaker 1: and I don't mean tomorrow or next week. You need
Speaker 1: to have gold now. This crash that they're predicting it
Speaker 1: might happen at midnight tonight. There's no guarantees. Call Oxford
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Speaker 1: gold right to your front door that has to be
Speaker 1: part of your preparation going forward. And look, the good
Speaker 1: news is if you don't end up needing it. No
Speaker 1: one's ever looked at their gold stash and thought, oh
Speaker 1: this sucks. I have gold. It always is going to
Speaker 1: have value. But protect yourself. Call eight three three nine
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Speaker 1: They'll take good care of you. I promise eight three
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Speaker 1: we can make jokes. It's fine. You got that right then,
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly chef the Jesse Kelly Show. Remember you can
Speaker 1: email the show Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com.
Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. So it turns
Speaker 1: out the House did pass some insane gun bill. I
Speaker 1: don't give it any shot of getting through the Senate,
Speaker 1: but the House did pass an insane gun bill. I
Speaker 1: can't figure out how many Republicans voted for it. It's
Speaker 1: between eight and ten. I keep getting different bits of information,
Speaker 1: which probably means it was kind of two different bills.
Speaker 1: But guess who one of the Republicans is that voted
Speaker 1: for it. Surprise, surprise, our very own Congresswoman Maria Salazar
Speaker 1: and do you support a no fly zone in Ukraine?
Speaker 1: I support everything that has to do with punishing Bladimir
Speaker 1: Putin and hell were Ukrainians. Wouldn't that mean direct conventional
Speaker 1: warfare with Russia? I don't know what it will mean,
Speaker 1: but you know freedom is not free, so you don't
Speaker 1: know what a no fly zone will mean if if
Speaker 1: you have to shoot down Russian planes? I mean, of course,
Speaker 1: so conventional war with Russia. Listen, thank you. What a
Speaker 1: shock that brain dead idiot would be talked into voting
Speaker 1: to take away your rights. Okay, again, we get what
Speaker 1: we vote for, right, we get what we vote for.
Speaker 1: Surely we can do better than that. All right, Felicia,
Speaker 1: I am told that you want to sing? Now, that
Speaker 1: is the most unusual request we have ever had. I
Speaker 1: of course him all in on that. What are you
Speaker 1: going to sing? Exactly the prayer version because I only
Speaker 1: had a little bit of time. Let everyone else speak,
Speaker 1: go you're ready, I will. We find your love and
Speaker 1: keep it in Aha. When stars go out at night,
Speaker 1: remind us where you are. Let this be your prayer.
Speaker 1: When we lose away, lead us to please guide us
Speaker 1: who with your grave give us face so weird be
Speaker 1: save that's a covering for everyone who has taken the vaccine,
Speaker 1: and even those we have not. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: That was beautiful. That was frigging beautiful. All right. I'm
Speaker 1: taking aback by how dag gone good? That was? That
Speaker 1: was wonderful? All right. I decided instead of headlines round
Speaker 1: up tonight, we're gonna do a little, a little SoundBite
Speaker 1: round up because I have a bunch to say about
Speaker 1: a bunch of different things, and I didn't get to
Speaker 1: a lot of it. So but we're trying to say.
Speaker 1: What I'm trying to say to you is that the
Speaker 1: economy isn't a better place than it has been historically.
Speaker 1: And so we feel here at this administration and other
Speaker 1: experts as well, is that we feel that we are
Speaker 1: in a good position to take on inflation. Yeah. I again,
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Speaker 1: This is from a Trump rally in Wyoming. Leader Kevin McCarthy,
Speaker 1: Republican Conference Chair Elise Stafonic, and Representative Jim Jordan. Hello, Wyoming,
Speaker 1: I'm Kevin McCarthy and I'm the Republican leader of United
Speaker 1: States House of Representatives. I'm from Bakersfield, California, and many
Speaker 1: of the challenges. I don't know what will possess Trump
Speaker 1: to announce that Trump endorsed him, and I realized there
Speaker 1: are political games he has to play. What I don't
Speaker 1: think I would have announced that in Wyoming, which is
Speaker 1: blood red. But I mean, you heard how I went
Speaker 1: over again. I am concerned about getting two out of
Speaker 1: touch with the base. That's a big problem if you
Speaker 1: think the base out there or Kevin McCarthy Fancier got
Speaker 1: another thing coming. I want to tell you, Gore Zuch.
Speaker 1: I want to tell you Kavanaugh, you have released the
Speaker 1: whirlwind and you will pay the up rise impeach Senator
Speaker 1: Chuck Schumer for that, because they're going to continue to
Speaker 1: impeach you, and we have to level this playing field.
Speaker 1: If that means getting down in the mud with them,
Speaker 1: then we get down in the mud with them. The
Speaker 1: just Sparkman DHS saying it's no better today the environment,
Speaker 1: particularly as it relates to elections, violence around elections, like
Speaker 1: you witnessed yourself on January sixth, no better today than
Speaker 1: it was prior to January six. I wonder if for
Speaker 1: folks watching at home now, should they be concerned that
Speaker 1: these mid terms coming up might be marred by violence.
Speaker 1: We all should be concerned about the mid terms being harmed,
Speaker 1: and all public officials should be concerned about their own
Speaker 1: safety f fear. Jonathan Martin, our friend who wrote This
Speaker 1: Shall Not Pass, makes that clear in his book that
Speaker 1: this is something that's a continuing part of American government
Speaker 1: American politics, that the big lie continues, the fealty to
Speaker 1: Trump continues, and the encouraging Here's a reminder that communists
Speaker 1: street communists have murdered people in city after city after
Speaker 1: city after city. They've murdered and assaulted people on the
Speaker 1: right for a solid four or five years now, if
Speaker 1: not longer, and yet they have managed to construct a
Speaker 1: national narrative that somehow the right is violent and they're
Speaker 1: all in serious danger at all times. It just never ever,
Speaker 1: ever ends. I mean, it's easy in American discours to
Speaker 1: talk simplistically about the fall left enough all right as
Speaker 1: too equally dangerous fringe blocks. Elon Musk has done it
Speaker 1: plenty of times just in the past week. But here's
Speaker 1: the difference. America's far left wants to give us free
Speaker 1: healthcare and free childcare. America's far right wants to give
Speaker 1: us white supremacy and no democracy. Funny how that works,
Speaker 1: right the far left. Look at these far left guys,
Speaker 1: they just want to do what's right. And then there's
Speaker 1: these nazi, white supremacist dirty capital police are warning the
Speaker 1: far right is calling for violence against a religious group
Speaker 1: planning to rally for abortion rights. Yeah, I could go
Speaker 1: to Leonardo in New Jersey right now, just don't have
Speaker 1: time talking about the pro life center in New Jersey
Speaker 1: that was just firebombed. Pro life center in Wisconsin was
Speaker 1: just firebombed. Pro life center in Buffalo was just firebombed.
Speaker 1: Pro life center in organ was just firebombed. Pro abortion
Speaker 1: groups are firebombing pro life centers across the United States
Speaker 1: of America. And these people want to convince you that
Speaker 1: there's some dirty, angry pro lifers out there that are
Speaker 1: just around the quarter ready to kill you. What is
Speaker 1: my sky screen theory? They prove it every single day.
Speaker 1: We'll be back tomorrow to have more fun. You can
Speaker 1: email me Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com, Jesse
Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. You can go if
Speaker 1: you missed any part of the show. iHeart Google, Spotify, iTunes.
Speaker 1: We interviewed a real life knock doctor, Naomi Wolf. Today.
Speaker 1: We had a whole bunch of fun, took some calls,
Speaker 1: even had a beautiful prayer song which you missed. Chris,
Speaker 1: You maybe you people aren't into that. That's all