Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to Rapaport's Reality.
Speaker 2: Rappaport's Reality. My name is Michael Rappaport.
Speaker 1: My name is Keeby Rappaport.
Speaker 2: This is Rapaport's Reality where we discuss all things reality TV,
Speaker 2: popular culture, and some things regarding the very important, important
Speaker 2: relationship that I share with my wife Keeby rap Report.
Speaker 1: That's sweet to say, it was very nice.
Speaker 2: That was sweet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was sweet, all right. I like that.
Speaker 2: Rapports Reality. Still reeling, still reeling from the news that
Speaker 2: we broke. I broke it to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a rough podcast last week. I want
Speaker 1: to apologize to the listeners for my really rough I
Speaker 1: mean I went hard after that. Like I think I
Speaker 1: was in a mood. You put me in a mood.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it worked out good. Though it worked out good.
Speaker 2: We're talking about the the information that was dropped right
Speaker 2: before the last rap of Ports reality podcast where of
Speaker 2: course vander Pump rules and I must apologize because I
Speaker 2: was corrected a few times. People said it wasn't canceled,
Speaker 2: and I know it wasn't canceled. It's being completely.
Speaker 3: Recast, recast, rebooted, reimagined.
Speaker 1: That's like canceled to me, Like you know, like depends
Speaker 1: on who you're taking out and who you're putting in.
Speaker 3: You could call it what you want.
Speaker 1: Listen, we've been through this.
Speaker 2: The title Listen, I wouldn't. It's a valuable title. There's
Speaker 2: value in the title vander Pump Rules.
Speaker 1: But they're not going to change the title, are they.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a reboot of The New Housewives of
Speaker 1: New York City with we know how this goes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we know how it goes. But m you know
Speaker 3: what I'm thinking, babe.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm thinking it's Lisa's Restaurants still, but it's
Speaker 1: in Vegas.
Speaker 3: Whatever you want to do.
Speaker 2: I've been to watch, so mind whatever you want to do,
Speaker 2: throw whoever you want in there. I no disrespect, but
Speaker 2: let's let's not try to fool us the fans. Certainly,
Speaker 2: certainly don't excuse me, certainly, do not try to fool
Speaker 2: us the fans into thinking that it's vander Pump Rules.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, lightning in a bottle that happens twice.
Speaker 2: No, No, it certainly doesn't happen. Now it's so hard
Speaker 2: now to really capture the essence of true reality TV
Speaker 2: because everybody, especially younger people, if you're twenty one, twenty
Speaker 2: two to twenty.
Speaker 3: Three, you were literally Reality TV's older than you.
Speaker 1: Right, and by the way, you're seeing that, and if
Speaker 1: you're a performer, this is the way to perform.
Speaker 2: So and I guess check a performer at this point,
Speaker 2: Like you know, we've talked about how they all come
Speaker 2: from acting backgrounds or singing backgrounds or singing gas pas videos.
Speaker 2: But now you're there's people. I see some of these
Speaker 2: people on TikTok. You could put these motherfuckers on a
Speaker 2: movie set and go action.
Speaker 1: They're ready to rock now read Yeah, you know they're
Speaker 1: always looking at some kind of.
Speaker 2: Screen, screen, looking at themselves. They know how to be funny.
Speaker 3: They notw to edit totally.
Speaker 2: So you're never going to capture the innocence of an
Speaker 2: Ariana Maddox, the innocence of a Katie Maloney, the innocence
Speaker 2: of the Toms of the way they did with vander
Speaker 2: Pump Rules. So please do reboot, reimagine. We will come
Speaker 2: in with an open heart. The open heart is heavy,
Speaker 2: though it's a heavy heavy.
Speaker 1: I mean it's reserved. I'm going to be reserved. Let's see,
Speaker 1: let's see what they do. Listen. But the Valley to me,
Speaker 1: is like a spin off of Vanderpump.
Speaker 2: Really, yes, so sort of sort of but sort of, Babe, Please,
Speaker 2: when you mentioned vander Pump, I think you can't just
Speaker 2: throw it around.
Speaker 1: Listen. I'm it's maybe it's me just trying to drink denial. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think. I just I'm finding it really hard to believe.
Speaker 3: They shut that shit down. They should.
Speaker 1: You know that when you made a post of get
Speaker 1: what it was, she Niche commented, did you see her comment?
Speaker 3: Yes, she said we were right or died or.
Speaker 1: Die fans, and that more to come. I don't want
Speaker 1: to read too deeply into that.
Speaker 3: Maybe she meant with the valley, or maybe she's going
Speaker 3: to the Valley. Who knows. Who knows.
Speaker 2: But we didn't announce last week because we were so
Speaker 2: overwhelmed that Schwartz and Sandy's. Two days before vander Pump
Speaker 2: Rules was announced as being recast, Schwartz and Sandy's Tom Schwartz,
Speaker 2: Tom Sandivils much discussed much ridiculed restaurant Slash Bar is
Speaker 2: closing their doors.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but are you surprised?
Speaker 2: No, Okay, I'm not surprised, but we never went there.
Speaker 1: We never went there. I mean, did anybody ever go there.
Speaker 1: I think some people did. But listen, I worry for
Speaker 1: these two guys.
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not figure it out. I mean, listen,
Speaker 2: They're never gonna have the high. I worry about them
Speaker 2: mentally and emotionally because, like I've said before, and I
Speaker 2: think we talked about it last time on the podcast.
Speaker 2: We've certainly talked about in the past, when you get fame,
Speaker 2: any kind of fame at a young age twenty five,
Speaker 2: whenever they were twenty two, it could fuck you up.
Speaker 1: I know, you get stunted.
Speaker 2: You get stunted, and you stop growing. And they both
Speaker 2: of them clearly have stopped growing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they stop growing like you're three on
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 3: Yes, you know.
Speaker 2: And I think that's more of what I worry about
Speaker 2: them for. I think that, you know, there could be
Speaker 2: a spin off with them. There can be an eight
Speaker 2: episode with the two of them. They're they're very good.
Speaker 2: You know, you get the Big three back, you bring
Speaker 2: in Jack's there, you send them to like I don't know, fuck,
Speaker 2: I don't know, Paris.
Speaker 1: They should do vacations like they do for the Housewives.
Speaker 2: Yeah, send them in to Paris. So three of them
Speaker 2: but then they're gonna have to get I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't want to see them not sober. The bottom
Speaker 2: line is they they're closing the door Schwartz and Sandy's.
Speaker 2: That restaurant had a curse on it to begin with.
Speaker 1: You, I know, are were you sad that you didn't go?
Speaker 2: Though, I'm sad that I didn't go. I'm sad that
Speaker 2: I didn't go. And you made the prediction. And we
Speaker 2: don't wish this, We don't wish this, but you said
Speaker 2: something about her Sandwiches is next. Yeah, and we haven't
Speaker 2: been there, and Gosh only knows that.
Speaker 3: I mean, they put that work in. It was open,
Speaker 3: it was closed.
Speaker 1: Then they got the decorator and its fan listen. I
Speaker 1: think that it's a new era for all of it.
Speaker 1: I really do. I think that that place closed unless
Speaker 1: they're going to use that as sort of a spinoff.
Speaker 2: I think Ariontomatics doesn't want anything to do with any
Speaker 2: of it. I think she thinks that she's, uh, you know,
Speaker 2: going to be piping hot still, and she might be
Speaker 2: people like Arionomatics.
Speaker 1: Love what are you talking about?
Speaker 3: She's queen, Yes, she's queen.
Speaker 2: Queen Queen level hopefully. H Schwartz. I mean, those guys
Speaker 2: should open another restaurant. They should open a restaurant in Vegas.
Speaker 1: That's where you can keep I could see them doing that,
Speaker 1: but let's just say that doing it in day was weird.
Speaker 1: They quote air quotes like did they open a restaurant?
Speaker 1: Like you saw how difficult it was for them to
Speaker 1: get that place open. It's not easy.
Speaker 2: I'm sure that they're really what's been fun and sad
Speaker 2: and funny is the post morten Ig post from the
Speaker 2: whole cast. James Kennedy. James Kennedy seems.
Speaker 3: Like he's coming out as you know, he's on top.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a star DJ.
Speaker 3: Star DJ. He's sober, he's got a solid all.
Speaker 2: Alley's wonderful, wonderful and wonderful astrologists career. You know, Sandoval
Speaker 2: has come to terms that he posted his thing. Uh,
Speaker 2: you know, they all posted the thing Sheena La La.
Speaker 2: They've all said, you know, goodbye and what it meant
Speaker 2: to them and all that stuff and and and that was.
Speaker 3: It's fucking sad.
Speaker 1: It's really sad. Even as listening to you said, I
Speaker 1: just I'm not Denial would probably be a good word
Speaker 1: it's just not sinking in. Even though I was the
Speaker 1: one that said it's done, it's done, it said that
Speaker 1: you had no I had nothing to do with that
Speaker 1: juju out in the world. Yeah, I think I'm very powerful.
Speaker 2: Huh, you can't put that fucking juju out in the world.
Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with me. Anyway, We'll have
Speaker 1: to wait and see. Let's see what happens.
Speaker 2: I'm just say this, this is not the last we
Speaker 2: see of the O G. Vanderpump people.
Speaker 1: Oh no, they're all good. What do you think. I
Speaker 1: think La La and She and are going to end
Speaker 1: up in the valley for sure. I really deal with
Speaker 1: the kids, for sure.
Speaker 3: Stacey Schor got out walled fucking she got out.
Speaker 2: Ahead, she did.
Speaker 1: But she has a whole career, like she tours for
Speaker 1: her book. You know, I think she's on her second third.
Speaker 2: But she got out on you know, before things got
Speaker 2: too gloomy. Anyway, so that was a big news. And
Speaker 2: we are still open to h vander Pump rules support
Speaker 2: group for everybody to vent share their feelings. I want
Speaker 2: to also pivot into a very very incredible, captivating, heartfelt
Speaker 2: oh Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
Speaker 3: Mary Cosby and.
Speaker 2: Some scene that was so heavy. Her son has been
Speaker 2: struggling with drug addiction and mental health issues and very
Speaker 2: very genuine. And to see Mary Cosby, who has been
Speaker 2: just shade shade, shade, shade, shade, be that vulnerable and
Speaker 2: that human was a big twist and very powerful.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I saw it in her because you know a
Speaker 1: person who gets that angry that fast and likes to
Speaker 1: run out the door and disappear and sit in the corner,
Speaker 1: they're most likely very emotional. Right. Yes, I have a
Speaker 1: lot of feelings, so I wasn't surprised at that. I
Speaker 1: was kind of surprised at her her answers, like when
Speaker 1: she said, I said to you when she said to
Speaker 1: him basically, I'm not even paraphrasing, but she said something like,
Speaker 1: what would I do if you weren't here? Because when
Speaker 1: you talked about not wanting to be here.
Speaker 3: He talked about suicide.
Speaker 1: Suicide. Yeah, And I think it was so because clearly
Speaker 1: from the show he is everything to her, and the
Speaker 1: way it made him break down and cry, it was
Speaker 1: just so beautiful. I just hope that he gets the
Speaker 1: help that he needs, the right, correct help, and it's
Speaker 1: not too late, But it was such a moving scene.
Speaker 1: I just didn't want to watch anything after that though.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh boy, this is like everything doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: This kid is in real trouble.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's in real trouble. He's in real trouble. But
Speaker 2: it's it's shaping up to be a very fun season
Speaker 2: of Real Housewives Assault like city, very dramatic, and it's
Speaker 2: always good when you mix in the drama with the
Speaker 2: brown wind and got everything and the husband and uh
Speaker 2: you know, the Heather gay and it's it's been a
Speaker 2: good season.
Speaker 1: It's a great season.
Speaker 2: We have two episodes of Married to Medicine queued up.
Speaker 2: We haven't start.
Speaker 1: Oh that's my favorite show. I cannot wait that. I
Speaker 1: always love seeing a bunch of black women that are
Speaker 1: doctors that know how to turn up. Like I just
Speaker 1: think they're fantastic, like either educated, they're smart, but they're
Speaker 1: feisty and they're they're a little hood. It's just it's amazing.
Speaker 1: That's my favorite show.
Speaker 2: And I would be remiss if I didn't discuss the
Speaker 2: elephant or should I say, huh, the turkey in the
Speaker 2: room to publicly praise you. Oh good, listen, I break
Speaker 2: Keebi's balls because I'm a natural.
Speaker 3: Born ball breaker.
Speaker 2: That you do.
Speaker 3: I really am a natural you really are ball breaker.
Speaker 1: That's something thats disruptive, that's yeah natural. Yeah, I know
Speaker 1: you can't help it, truly.
Speaker 2: But I said, in the fifteen years that Keeby and
Speaker 2: I have been together, she's cooked two bad meals. One
Speaker 2: of course, was the infamous try at a vegan vegetarian
Speaker 2: dinner party, dinner party with some uh uh you know,
Speaker 2: staunch vegan vegetarians, some of whom didn't show up, and
Speaker 2: that was the beginning and the end of the relationship
Speaker 2: with one in particular.
Speaker 3: But that's fine. Uh that was the poorly cooked, not
Speaker 3: the whole thing.
Speaker 2: But there was just one main course that was just
Speaker 2: a disaster of vegan slop. And then I think maybe
Speaker 2: something else, But.
Speaker 1: Did you just say vegan slop?
Speaker 2: You made vegan slop. It wasn't that bad, babe. There
Speaker 2: was one thing that you I think it was that
Speaker 2: was so shi It was wrong because it was even
Speaker 2: like our non judgmental from was like, Yo, this ship
Speaker 2: is way out there, this ship was and this is
Speaker 2: a person was like very like not a criticizer.
Speaker 3: But I was like this he was.
Speaker 2: That was a nightmare, were making faces.
Speaker 1: I mean, I was the part that timing was bad
Speaker 1: because I think it was gluten free pasta. I mean,
Speaker 1: I can't make excuses for it. But everybody came a
Speaker 1: little later and so I had to reheat it and
Speaker 1: it was just a brick. It was a nasty brick.
Speaker 2: But Kibi is a great cook. She doesn't like to
Speaker 2: say great, but she's a I mean said baby, nobody cares,
Speaker 2: but you're a great cook.
Speaker 3: Because I wasn't good. So we discussed.
Speaker 2: You know, we wanted to have a simple, a low
Speaker 2: key Thanksgiving lunch, late lunch, and you fucking kicked ass.
Speaker 2: You made steak, You made the necessary stuffing homemade from scratch, yes,
Speaker 2: which I want to say publicly, tasted fantastic.
Speaker 1: It didn't look okay tradition. Have you ever seen a
Speaker 1: stuffing that is just gorgeous.
Speaker 2: Yes, no you haven't.
Speaker 1: It just looks like mush it. You know when people
Speaker 1: make it, you may it some crunchy on the.
Speaker 3: It tasted great.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say no, but don't say it
Speaker 1: didn't look good.
Speaker 2: You said it looked bad.
Speaker 1: It just I was a little co I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: what were you looking to see.
Speaker 3: Listen.
Speaker 1: I was at the had apples and had turkey sauce
Speaker 1: in the minut the top, what do you mean crust
Speaker 1: on the top that I put it in and I
Speaker 1: cooked it just perfectly. The top was crunchy, that it
Speaker 1: was moist enough.
Speaker 2: It was a great. I'm just saying I've seen better
Speaker 2: looking out.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you wanted to look like next year.
Speaker 1: Send me a picture. Maybe I'll try to copy it.
Speaker 1: That's you know, don't be in.
Speaker 3: Do you think the stuff it was perfect?
Speaker 1: I think it was damn near perfect.
Speaker 3: Damn near I'm not.
Speaker 2: I said it tasted great, and I'm not saying it didn't.
Speaker 2: I want to say i'm it because this is gonna
Speaker 2: be take it out of context. It's gonna be on
Speaker 2: the blocks.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna couldn't be in New York Times like recipe section. No,
Speaker 1: couldn't be in gourmet.
Speaker 2: Maybe not no. But it tasted awesome. That the steak was.
Speaker 1: My mom did tell me to like save some of
Speaker 1: the apples to garnish and save some of the herbs
Speaker 1: to garnish it later. But I was like nah.
Speaker 2: And also I will say that I started pounding on
Speaker 2: the table like you were like, come out here, like
Speaker 2: its almost ready, and maybe it could have afforded to
Speaker 2: like sit a little more and would have had a
Speaker 2: bow if we wanted to photograph it. We didn't want
Speaker 2: a photograph. I wanted to eat that ship.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 2: The baby greed.
Speaker 3: You loved it. You tore it up looking so good.
Speaker 3: The whole thing was good.
Speaker 1: The steak, it was a perfect I mean it's steak
Speaker 1: instead turkey.
Speaker 2: Perfect low key.
Speaker 1: Thanks London broil, because I don't know anything about meat,
Speaker 1: but that just seems like the fancy is kind?
Speaker 3: Is that what it is?
Speaker 1: The London broil?
Speaker 3: But then one piece of me, you said this is
Speaker 3: the more expensive meat.
Speaker 1: No, no, that was a cheaper I said that was
Speaker 1: a cheaper meat with the fat on it. I don't
Speaker 1: know what that's called, like rebbi or something. Anyway, I
Speaker 1: did two different kinds because I wasn't sure when I
Speaker 1: was looking at I think I remember as a kid,
Speaker 1: my mom always wanted to London broil because I think
Speaker 1: she thought that was fancy.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Whatever you made, mom, great, great meal, great Thanksgiving. I
Speaker 2: made me.
Speaker 1: Squash and oh my cranberry sauce was bombed bangy. I
Speaker 1: think the whole thing together was pretty gourmet.
Speaker 3: It was a great fucking meal.
Speaker 1: No, I was proud of it.
Speaker 3: I gotta say, man, I like eating steak steaks.
Speaker 1: I don't know that it's good for your stomach.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Some people say eat the steak, not very often the
Speaker 2: red meat, and then you listen to don't eat the
Speaker 2: red meat.
Speaker 3: Everybody's got an opinion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, but with your colitis, so you don't
Speaker 1: want to. It's hard to digest.
Speaker 2: Okay, So it wasn't hard to digest that that ship
Speaker 2: was good. I think no stomach issues to it. No issue.
Speaker 2: So I wanted to publicly say that you cooked a
Speaker 2: great meal. He wasn't fantastic looking, and I want to
Speaker 2: move on. I don't want to. I don't want to
Speaker 2: go again further.
Speaker 1: Let's not. I'm glad you liked the meal, But we
Speaker 1: have to pivot to the movie we watched that freaked
Speaker 1: us out Thanksgiving weekend, The Substance.
Speaker 2: Starring Demi Moore, whoa I think she's going to be
Speaker 2: up for Oscar nominations. I think she should.
Speaker 3: And that other one, Quillie Quali whatever her name is.
Speaker 3: She they both she's amazing.
Speaker 1: Balls to the wall, by the way, very little dialogue
Speaker 1: in the whole movie, and they acted their asses off.
Speaker 3: Do you want to explain this movie?
Speaker 2: The substance starring Demi Moore and Margo or Margaret Quali.
Speaker 1: I think it's Margo.
Speaker 2: Margo Margaret, that's Margaret because it's no Margaret Margaret market.
Speaker 1: He's beautiful Ali and Andy Andy McDonald's McDowell's daughter her
Speaker 1: in real life.
Speaker 3: Career.
Speaker 1: They did that show the Maid. I think they did
Speaker 1: the movie. So this movie had me has me still
Speaker 1: really and freaked out. I mean, listen, it's all about aging,
Speaker 1: I would say, and a ego, ego and unnecessary beauty
Speaker 1: standards we hold ourselves to as women, as women, as
Speaker 1: women men, and the pressure that's put on women. And
Speaker 1: Demi Moore plays this fitness television personality who is on
Speaker 1: her way out because she's too old and they want
Speaker 1: to replace her with somebody young. And there's this whole
Speaker 1: idea that there's a what would you say, It's like
Speaker 1: a market thing that you take panting aging thing and
Speaker 1: it's almost like it regenerates your souls, but you become
Speaker 1: another person.
Speaker 3: Yes, a younger version version.
Speaker 1: Of yourself, but it's still you, but it's another physical
Speaker 1: person outside of your body.
Speaker 2: That's more quality.
Speaker 1: Yes, And I don't want to give too much away
Speaker 1: because I feel like women should watch this movie.
Speaker 3: This is a great movie.
Speaker 1: This is a great movie. Although if you're in queamish,
Speaker 1: because it is sort of a horror movie. If you're
Speaker 1: squeaming with the blood and stuff, I say, close your eyes,
Speaker 1: put your hands up, no, because I know some people
Speaker 1: get really freaked out. And by the way, I had
Speaker 1: a dreaming No stop, babe, I had a dream that
Speaker 1: night that I was like outside of my body, you know,
Speaker 1: looking at pimples on my butt. Not to help that,
Speaker 1: don't give anything away, sorry, but this dream was so weird.
Speaker 1: I was like, in the dream, I was going, how
Speaker 1: can I see my ass?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: How am I actually seeing my ass from behind?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: It was very bizarre. Anyway, the movie has me looking
Speaker 1: in the mirror a certain way.
Speaker 2: Now, Yes, because I'm.
Speaker 1: Sagging here and I'm sagging there. And I know you
Speaker 1: can get a facelift, but after the facelift years later,
Speaker 1: you're still going to age. Listen, you cannot fight it.
Speaker 1: I don't care what anybody thinks. You can great, you
Speaker 1: could look better, but you're still gonna look.
Speaker 2: It's gonna cap You're gonna look.
Speaker 1: Twenty four again.
Speaker 2: And that's why we say that in this film there
Speaker 2: were parts of Demi Moore, who was perfectly cast because
Speaker 2: she's almost one of the iconic movie stars from the
Speaker 2: eighties into the ninetieses who we've watched aged, who has clearly,
Speaker 2: you know, had done some cosmetic stuff and clearly been
Speaker 2: one of the age defying stars from again the eighties
Speaker 2: in the nineties, who represents that because she's sixty something now.
Speaker 1: Sixty two years old, she's only sixty two, eighty sixty two, she's.
Speaker 3: Been around what a fucking career.
Speaker 2: But she looks amazing. First of all, Also, I want
Speaker 2: to say they're both at times butt ass.
Speaker 1: Naked at times every time, like every scene they're fucking
Speaker 1: one of them's yeah, butt ass, totally everything out.
Speaker 2: And I just did a little project where I was
Speaker 2: in my underor and I was like, these motherfuckers are
Speaker 2: not playing like their butt ass.
Speaker 1: How did you feel just standing there in front of everybody?
Speaker 2: Fine, yeah, once you do it, you do it, And
Speaker 2: I'm like, you know whatever, you just First of all,
Speaker 2: no one gives a flying fuck.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: I mean maybe if I was.
Speaker 1: But you were, you were in your underwear.
Speaker 3: But maybe if I was ripped, they'd give a fuck.
Speaker 2: But then people on a set, they're they're busy, they're working, yeah,
Speaker 2: and they also, you know, they know like, Okay, this
Speaker 2: guy's standing in his fucking underwear, you know whatever. But
Speaker 2: maybe if I had, you know, like if I was
Speaker 2: like shredded down, maybe people would be. But again, you're
Speaker 2: when you're doing it for hours and hours, like in
Speaker 2: that movie Days they were butt ass naked. That was
Speaker 2: in just one day of butt ass nakes.
Speaker 1: And then, by the way, don't think about it because
Speaker 1: there's so much not to give it away, there's so
Speaker 1: much makeup that's happening and special effects. They got to
Speaker 1: be naked for that, the whole you know, the thing
Speaker 1: on our back. Anyway, it's really intense.
Speaker 3: It's a great film.
Speaker 2: It's a squeamish film, but I think it's an important film.
Speaker 2: I would say it's flawed, but it needed to go
Speaker 2: as far as it went. The usual the cinematography, the
Speaker 2: set design, the art direction, the makeup effects, it's all great.
Speaker 2: I'm not usually into those things, but it's reminiscent of
Speaker 2: David Krodeberg's films. There's definitely a Stanley kuber Cooper.
Speaker 1: There's It's Shining.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Shining it's you know, like nineties like pulpy
Speaker 2: sort of sexuality met with you know, the Elephant Man. Totally.
Speaker 1: I mean you just saying all that is like what
Speaker 1: I know, people are going like what what is that?
Speaker 3: Watch?
Speaker 1: It's totally worth watching that, and you hit it all correct.
Speaker 2: It's a very good, fun film and I would love
Speaker 2: to hear people's opinion about it. It's one of these
Speaker 2: films that's being discussed like of course yes on TikTok.
Speaker 1: Well, the woman who directed she did another movie.
Speaker 3: Called Revenge, which we gotta watch.
Speaker 1: We gotta watch that. But it was filmed so amazing.
Speaker 3: That's an artist.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: It was an art film. Every breath, every everything was
Speaker 1: thought about, every costume choice, every lighting, every color. It
Speaker 1: was truly incredibly done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a very very good film, and it's the
Speaker 2: kind of film that you could, you know, do analysis
Speaker 2: of because of sort of the of the meaning and
Speaker 2: you know what's being said and what's not being said,
Speaker 2: what's being implied.
Speaker 3: And we had a great time.
Speaker 1: And it messed me up, though, Yes, it messed me up.
Speaker 2: Obviously you had a dream about looking at your ass. Yeah.
Speaker 1: That and also I bought I bought a ton of
Speaker 1: money worth of facial products from Rescue Squad, Like, what.
Speaker 3: Is that ship?
Speaker 2: Do?
Speaker 1: You asked me to buy your cream?
Speaker 2: So I bought tim cream?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have two creams.
Speaker 3: And one cream, one from the road and one for.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, but they were it's fancy. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: You know it's a biologic.
Speaker 3: It's expensive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got this from a makeup artist that did
Speaker 1: your makeup on a show, and you're you haven't. I
Speaker 1: think you need to change because I got some good stuff.
Speaker 2: There's other ship that Yeah, there's just stuff.
Speaker 1: From Margie's from Monte Carlo.
Speaker 2: Well, I need to do that because especially the way
Speaker 2: I'm losing things, Babe, I want to know I got it.
Speaker 3: I got to make a confession to you. What So
Speaker 3: the other day when I was in the Uber.
Speaker 2: Oh, I first of all, I listen, there's very few things.
Speaker 2: I feel like we live in extremely humble life. I
Speaker 2: had to take an Uber that was an hour. I
Speaker 2: ordered a luxury size Uber and not an suv. I
Speaker 2: just wanted like a sedan. Fucking guy showed up with
Speaker 2: a small Tesla. Tesla, no disrespect tesla and normally.
Speaker 1: Usually usually that's a good size in the back.
Speaker 2: Not for an hour plus, right, you need just your legs.
Speaker 2: Those regular teslas are not that big. Right, Okay?
Speaker 1: But did you lose?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: What I lost is my thor gun. I lost the
Speaker 2: ther gun, my second theory.
Speaker 1: That's the second one you've lost.
Speaker 2: I know, and I'm thinking that's that's I get a
Speaker 2: strap for the fucking thera gun because it was three
Speaker 2: hundred dollars or two hundred and eighty five dollars.
Speaker 1: Why do you lose things? This is not because I'm
Speaker 1: traveling last time, last week or a week. iPods last week?
Speaker 1: Didn't you?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I replaced my iPod. I didn't lose
Speaker 2: I didn't lose them.
Speaker 3: I I repl what did you lose?
Speaker 1: In a left in a hat? You left a hat someplace?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: You left? What else? You left?
Speaker 2: Something?
Speaker 3: Not my thing?
Speaker 2: Too?
Speaker 3: Normally I don't know, but.
Speaker 1: I tell you, when you're in hotels, you like to
Speaker 1: spread out immediately.
Speaker 2: Now in ubers too, And you know what I say,
Speaker 2: Why don't be honest with you. When I got out
Speaker 2: of the fucking uber, I stood up and I said,
Speaker 2: let me check to make sure I have all my ship.
Speaker 2: I looked in there, and because the back of his
Speaker 2: car was dark and the ra gun is black, is black,
Speaker 2: and it wasn't on the floor, I should have said
Speaker 2: to the motherfucker turned the light on, strute, but I
Speaker 2: had to go piss and I got out of the
Speaker 2: car and it was cold anyway. I lost my and
Speaker 2: I don't even know if I show a place it because.
Speaker 1: You can have my white one, you can have the white.
Speaker 1: It's not as strong though.
Speaker 2: But I don't like losing things. And then the other
Speaker 2: I didn't lose a bag. I had a bag with
Speaker 2: my stuff. I left that somewhere, but I found that.
Speaker 3: I'm like, this is it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's the pain because you had your wallet
Speaker 1: in it, and now we have to go back to
Speaker 1: the city to get your wallet when we did. I
Speaker 1: don't want to go back. It like it's a thing.
Speaker 1: I if you should get your brains.
Speaker 2: No, I don't need to get my brain checked. It's
Speaker 2: because I've been all over the place. I've been all
Speaker 2: over the place, and I need to keep like I
Speaker 2: need a leash, Like I need like leashes.
Speaker 3: I should be on a You really should. You're so cute,
Speaker 3: you should like like when I leave, Like that's.
Speaker 1: Why I'm always on you. You think that I'm nagging you,
Speaker 1: but most of the time, no, I'm not. I'm not nagging.
Speaker 1: It's like and I'm not trying to be your mom
Speaker 1: because that's not good for our sex life. But I
Speaker 1: do remind you a lot. Do you have this? Do
Speaker 1: you have that? Do you get because this is what happens.
Speaker 3: Well, now I'm gonna tighten my ship up.
Speaker 1: You should because you can afford to keep buying thearra gun.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tighten my sho You have to have a
Speaker 1: budget for your face cream.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to tighten my shit up. I'm not
Speaker 2: louding now. I'm like, it's like a challenge. I'm not
Speaker 2: losing ship. It's like a challenge because I don't like
Speaker 2: that grown man needs to have a forever me too.
Speaker 3: And the crazy thing is I have the original first Generation.
Speaker 1: I can't stand them. They're so loud.
Speaker 2: It's literally like a drill.
Speaker 1: Literally it's they're horrible.
Speaker 3: But it's stronger than there should be.
Speaker 1: A Thearragun music, the m have all the like they've
Speaker 1: changed so much for that good for.
Speaker 2: Him and for you. You guys know what we're saying.
Speaker 2: We're saying theragun. These are them body massage tools. You know,
Speaker 2: you see them.
Speaker 1: They're like the pound.
Speaker 3: But I love them. I love them.
Speaker 1: And Michael seems to use them on the bottom of
Speaker 1: his feet in ubers, which like you're.
Speaker 2: Not walking and I know, the fucking uber good driver.
Speaker 2: When he realized it was back, there's probably first like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is this the vibrator there?
Speaker 3: And now he's enjoying us.
Speaker 1: Well, he doesn't have the plug to charge it. So anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry that you lost it. I think you
Speaker 1: should get another one. Maybe don't get black so that
Speaker 1: if you leave it in the seat of a car
Speaker 1: and then.
Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna put a string on it or something
Speaker 2: because I like using them on planes.
Speaker 1: Maybe you should just not spread out place.
Speaker 3: I know, I know that's the new rule.
Speaker 1: I know, because on a plane you get seated and
Speaker 1: you put stuff in pocket. First of all, it's discus
Speaker 1: to stick your hand in the pocket seat of a plane.
Speaker 1: It's discussing. And yeah, and you'll like put anything in
Speaker 1: there and your iPod, your pod things, and you'll dig
Speaker 1: your hand in there and then you blow your nose
Speaker 1: and then you put a tissue that it's disgusting that
Speaker 1: your whole etiquette on planes.
Speaker 2: Is what you think I got. Was I replaced I
Speaker 2: upgraded my phone.
Speaker 3: I didn't get new heads. Oh that's right.
Speaker 2: And of course when you get the new phone, you
Speaker 2: got to get all new chargers. And again you need
Speaker 2: charges for when you're traveling, and charges when you're going
Speaker 2: and could travels in the house and in charge in
Speaker 2: the car. There's charges every fuck. They get you, and
Speaker 2: they get you. And I want to say that the
Speaker 2: iPhone that I have, yeah, has not This camera is
Speaker 2: like allegedly the best sixteen. It hasn't improved my photography
Speaker 2: one bit. Bit.
Speaker 1: Have you taken a lot of pitches and.
Speaker 2: Nothing, There's there's nothing that it's done for my photography.
Speaker 3: Nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, I think you need practice. I'm not a
Speaker 1: great phone photographer. I'm not really into it. But you
Speaker 1: used to be really, really good.
Speaker 2: I've never been good on a phone because I don't
Speaker 2: know how to work the depth of field.
Speaker 3: I will say this.
Speaker 2: Though, that also with my new phone when you're in
Speaker 2: a place where there's no service, it doesn't work. Also,
Speaker 2: it doesn't improve shit. These phones are This is con
Speaker 2: these fucking phones.
Speaker 1: I know it's con And when I'm looking at it,
Speaker 1: I and you had to send your sending the old
Speaker 1: one back right and you know after we watch that
Speaker 1: show on Netflix. By now the shopping conspiracy, Wow another
Speaker 1: thing people should tune into because wow, wow, wow, that
Speaker 1: really rocked my soul.
Speaker 2: Can you sell me for stuff?
Speaker 3: Out?
Speaker 1: Where does it go? Ask yourself that question? Where's out?
Speaker 1: Or giving it away?
Speaker 3: Where's it going?
Speaker 1: Will? Where's a way? Yeah? Away is not what we
Speaker 1: think it's called. Buy now. It's a Netflix documentary and
Speaker 1: it is. It'll make you not want anything. And then
Speaker 1: you'll go around your house and going like I need
Speaker 1: to get rid of things. But then now you can't
Speaker 1: get rid of them because you know where it actually goes.
Speaker 2: One of my goals for twenty twenty five is going
Speaker 2: to be to get on some minimalist shame.
Speaker 1: Same hold me to it because I after I did that,
Speaker 1: I just bought a new dress right right, So like
Speaker 1: I was like, oh this makes me sick. I can't
Speaker 1: stand it. I went in the closet and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't need any of this.
Speaker 2: And then I picked up your phone and you got
Speaker 2: yourself a new dress.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the phone is a nightmare. I mean it's a nightmare.
Speaker 1: For listen, it's great to keep up with people and
Speaker 1: social media, I guess, but for me it's a nightmare.
Speaker 1: Like because I bought some protein powder that gave me
Speaker 1: a stomach ache the other day, cajava because on Instagram
Speaker 1: I hadn't been on there. I got on there for
Speaker 1: some reason. I don't know if it heard me talking,
Speaker 1: but all of my feed was like all different kinds
Speaker 1: of protein. Yes, And you know, I'm having this menopausal
Speaker 1: weight game issue, and I'm like, maybe I need to
Speaker 1: supplement one meal with the protein powder because I don't
Speaker 1: get enough protein. And I got some shit that was
Speaker 1: like forty eight dollars that gives me a stomach ache.
Speaker 1: Off TikTok off of Instagram. Here's what I do.
Speaker 2: You need to talk to Loof for Rigno or or
Speaker 2: or or Jake Bondy my Jake. If you can get
Speaker 2: some protein patty, get it from some girl on Instagram.
Speaker 1: It's a real company. So I see it on Instagram
Speaker 1: and then I go on the site jake it. Oh whatever,
Speaker 1: it's like anyway that the phone is dangerous to make
Speaker 1: you buy things that you absolutely don't need. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: don't need any you know when you think about it,
Speaker 1: when you.
Speaker 3: Really think about it, I'm getting rid of a lot
Speaker 3: of ship What are you gonna.
Speaker 1: Get rid of them? See? The problem with sneakers is the.
Speaker 2: Friend that wants my sneakers, my sneakers, I'm gonna go
Speaker 2: to somebody that'll appreciate.
Speaker 1: It, sneak, where's the size twelve.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 2: And I'm a little lazy, but I'm gonna be like, yo,
Speaker 2: I got these sneakers in New York first like our
Speaker 2: friend Toby he does. It goes first come, first off.
Speaker 2: And somebody will because the sneakers that I have that
Speaker 2: are getting there very nice, They're dope, and people will
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get it somebody that will wear them and
Speaker 2: that appreciate them.
Speaker 3: And I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Listen, these are all of first class, first generation things
Speaker 2: to be whining and complaining about.
Speaker 3: But that's why we have the podcast. That's why we
Speaker 3: have the I mean, they don't want.
Speaker 1: To complain to have nice things and then want to
Speaker 1: get rid of her. I'm saying that we're gluttonous when
Speaker 1: it comes to consumption. It just is true. Everyone is.
Speaker 1: It's like, and when you watch this documentary, you'll be
Speaker 1: bugged out that we all fell for the Amazon Prime
Speaker 1: click here.
Speaker 3: That a cult. Yes, they know what the fuck they're doing.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's another film that you were saying you
Speaker 2: heard about j lo is trying to.
Speaker 1: That's what I was going to tell you, j Low.
Speaker 1: They're saying that this could be a Academy Award.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I can't talk.
Speaker 3: She wants nomination.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they think that she could get a non for
Speaker 1: the Academy Awards for Unstoppable, the movie that she did
Speaker 1: with her ex husband.
Speaker 2: He produced it.
Speaker 3: He produced it, right. I want to say, I like
Speaker 3: that actor and I don't like the plays the sun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a good actor. I did see the trailer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the tar her.
Speaker 2: In the film. It didn't sound like this was.
Speaker 3: The year, no or the performance. Again, it looks like
Speaker 3: a good film.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the movie looks pretty good. It doesn't often the
Speaker 1: trailer doesn't seem like she's in it. I think it
Speaker 1: came out in September. By the way, I think we're late,
Speaker 1: but I just wanted to say, speaking of like, it's
Speaker 1: awards season, Yes, awards seasons coming, and we talked about
Speaker 1: Demi Moore getting an award. I think j Lo might
Speaker 1: not be although I don't know. There hasn't been a
Speaker 1: lot of movies. Well we don't really watch a lot
Speaker 1: of movies, but.
Speaker 2: We do watch the Have you seen, well, I know
Speaker 2: you've seen. I'm asking the people. Have you guys seen
Speaker 2: the press junk at the press tour with Ariana Grande
Speaker 2: And what's the actress's.
Speaker 3: Name, Cynthia Arrivo for Wicked?
Speaker 1: Oh boy? What's going on?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's just we're about what is that ship?
Speaker 3: It's a witches?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the witch that you know. It's about friendship and
Speaker 1: about the ugly witch she's green and the pretty girl.
Speaker 1: You know, fairy tales?
Speaker 2: But is it is it based on like, I don't
Speaker 2: know what is it? Uh?
Speaker 1: What's the movie based on?
Speaker 2: A Is it a book?
Speaker 1: I believe so?
Speaker 3: Or the Wizard of Oz? Is it in spark?
Speaker 1: I think I think it. I think it is. You
Speaker 1: know what, I don't know. I saw it on Broadway.
Speaker 1: It's not my thing.
Speaker 3: You saw Wicked on Broadway?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh okay?
Speaker 2: And what's wrong with Ariana Grande and Cynthia Rebel? Why
Speaker 2: are they freaking out? Let's cut the bullshit.
Speaker 3: Listen.
Speaker 1: Wait, this might be better for your podcast. I could
Speaker 1: see it. You just change your body position like you're about.
Speaker 2: To go in and like we're trying to do it.
Speaker 1: We're trying to keep it light here.
Speaker 2: What are they doing? I you know, everybody saying what
Speaker 2: the fuck I know?
Speaker 1: And it's all over. There's memes and they're making fun
Speaker 1: of them. I think this is a different kind of
Speaker 1: generation than where we're from, and I think they're highly
Speaker 1: emotional and very sensitive to each other. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: why she's Ariana holding Cynthia's hand every interview and coddling her.
Speaker 1: She must be going through something.
Speaker 3: She doesn't say she is well.
Speaker 1: She gets teared up, and I saw one where she said,
Speaker 1: once I toeched off the green makeup, I felt more
Speaker 1: okay with who I am? Or I don't listen. It's
Speaker 1: just a movie, guys, And this is all of the
Speaker 1: clips from them doing their press junkets. Seem like therapy sessions. Yes,
Speaker 1: but a lot of the journalists are talking to them
Speaker 1: that way. So this is like a thing.
Speaker 2: Yes, you're right, so this is the thing.
Speaker 1: That I'm not. It's not my thing. Like so this
Speaker 1: is like a world in which I'm trying to be
Speaker 1: careful here because you know what I want to say.
Speaker 2: But I think that I would suggest the third suggestion
Speaker 2: of the Rapper Ports Reality podcast today is just Google
Speaker 2: or search Ariana Grande, Cynthia Rebal Wicked Press Junkets and
Speaker 2: if you haven't it, this will make you this.
Speaker 3: It's funny. This ship's funny.
Speaker 1: It's really funny. It almost looks like s an L sketch.
Speaker 1: But some people, some people and you know, no judgment,
Speaker 1: may think it's very kind and sweet, how gentle they
Speaker 1: are being. And I think one of them she cries,
Speaker 1: and she says, girl, if you want to cry, cry.
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is they're putting this on
Speaker 1: to sell the movie, because they've been promoting this movie
Speaker 1: for about I came out and me too, so I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's not my thing.
Speaker 3: A good movie.
Speaker 1: It was a good Broadway show because I saw it
Speaker 1: with a Dina Menzel Menziel and she's amazing. But I
Speaker 1: think that they need to stop because they look down,
Speaker 1: they look crazy, and it's just the privilege to be
Speaker 1: like what. People have real problems.
Speaker 3: And if you need therapy, go to God.
Speaker 1: You can afford it. You're sitting up there all dressed.
Speaker 2: Up, made up, made up.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just feel like it's really self
Speaker 1: indulg that's great, that's a great, very much.
Speaker 3: Thank you babe, very much.
Speaker 2: Anyway, rap Aports Reality, we covered it all, we discuss
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Speaker 2: and tell a friend to tell a friend and babe,
Speaker 2: this was a great episode. Again, I stayed it publicly.
Speaker 1: I know you say it all the time. I like
Speaker 1: to say I think so too.
Speaker 2: Listen, a little self awareness isn't good. And I'll tell
Speaker 2: you this episode sucks too if we ever did the episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I let you say that at the end.
Speaker 2: Anyway, you guys, thanks, stay safe, stay sane, and stay realistic.
Speaker 3: Love you, babe, Love you