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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how
Speaker 1: much baggage you claim and give us time and a
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Speaker 2: Ride with Karen and Chris?
Speaker 4: Welcome to Do you need a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 1: And this is Karen Kilgareth.
Speaker 2: Hi, Karen? How are you good?
Speaker 1: Chris? How are you today? Are you going to come
Speaker 1: out with an anecdote right right off the jump?
Speaker 4: I mean it's been kind of presumptuous of me to
Speaker 4: always leap in with my anecdote.
Speaker 1: I feel you're life, you have one no, no, no,
Speaker 1: your life is incredibly rich.
Speaker 4: So well, thank you to doing. I mean sometimes it's
Speaker 4: a stretch coming up with these things, but today it's
Speaker 4: worth talking about. I was legitimately bullied at the gym nasium.
Speaker 4: I was just I went there to swim and right
Speaker 4: away these lay there's three ladies. I've seen them there before.
Speaker 4: They're in their mid sixties. They snicker. First of all,
Speaker 4: they make fun of me because I you know, I
Speaker 4: wear a snorkel and flippers and I have my webbed
Speaker 4: swimming gloves.
Speaker 1: Because you're asking to be made fun of, that's I guess.
Speaker 4: So But hey, I'm I didn't ever learn to swim
Speaker 4: as a kid, and these these items helped me swim
Speaker 4: comfortably because I never to breathe while swimming. No, I
Speaker 4: wish I could have a discussion with these ladies before
Speaker 4: what you know, they're not even swimming, okay, they're they're
Speaker 4: using the hot tub. And then it's gross because they
Speaker 4: just get into the pool to cool off, so they're
Speaker 4: sweaty and they have hot tub water on them. I
Speaker 4: don't know if that's chlorinated.
Speaker 2: And and then and.
Speaker 1: Then they swam right over to you and circled up.
Speaker 4: They just stay at the end of the lane and
Speaker 4: so I'm literally dramatically weaving through them and they aren't moving,
Speaker 4: and then one of them's shoulder checks me, and I
Speaker 4: think it was on purpose.
Speaker 2: And and I know last time.
Speaker 4: I was there, I saw them actually actively pointing and
Speaker 4: laughing at me because again, I have a snorkel that's
Speaker 4: and a swim cap and three feet high. Yeah, it
Speaker 4: goes straight up the middle. It's a freestyle snorkel, that's
Speaker 4: what it's made for.
Speaker 1: So it's like kind of like a periscope, like you're
Speaker 1: a human submarine.
Speaker 4: Yes, except Michael Phelps's signature is on it. Like other
Speaker 4: people use these things, you know, and these God, they're mean,
Speaker 4: and I just I don't know it?
Speaker 2: Are they?
Speaker 1: Uh? Do you think they're flirting with you? Could that
Speaker 1: be what it is?
Speaker 2: That a flirting.
Speaker 4: They're saying it silently to themselves and pointing and laughing
Speaker 4: and trying to hide their laughs. It's not a flirt.
Speaker 4: It's just mean high school behavior and they should know better. Again,
Speaker 4: they're in their mid sixties.
Speaker 1: Are you be able to do a comedy podcast after
Speaker 1: something like that?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to snap out of it then, and I
Speaker 4: don't mean to be graphic, But then in the in
Speaker 4: the locker room, a very strange, larger than me man
Speaker 4: was I'm not kidding, bending over and spreading his butt
Speaker 4: and looking I asked him if he had been injured.
Speaker 4: He was looking at his butthole in the mirror. I don't,
Speaker 4: you know, I don't. He was looking at his butthole,
Speaker 4: but he was also smiling while doing it and looking
Speaker 4: over at me, like, hey, what do you think of this?
Speaker 4: Maybe that guy was flirting. I don't know. I thought
Speaker 4: he had injured his butt, maybe he fell on something.
Speaker 1: If even if he had, that's not the place to
Speaker 1: check the engine.
Speaker 4: He was being real weird, real weird with this butthole
Speaker 4: check anyway, you know, I don't I think it's Was.
Speaker 1: There anyone else in the in the locker room with you?
Speaker 4: It was pretty busy, and everyone like me, was just
Speaker 4: wishing and pretending it wasn't happening actively again, leaning forward,
Speaker 4: bringing his head down by his ankles and spreading, and
Speaker 4: he was looking in the mirror at his at his
Speaker 4: bh Come on, man, I mean, I'm not made that uncomfortable,
Speaker 4: but it seemed aggressive.
Speaker 2: That is kind of aimed towards me.
Speaker 1: It's almost it was almost like an improv where it
Speaker 1: started aggressive with the ladies in your lane, and then
Speaker 1: it agreed and it heightened someone checking their own and.
Speaker 2: I yes and died both groups.
Speaker 1: Yeah you were forced to yes, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta stick with the scene. You can't just
Speaker 4: go off and do your own character. That's no, that's
Speaker 4: why it started.
Speaker 2: Stand up. Well, I'll tell you.
Speaker 1: You take a deep breath, yeah, so we can.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I got upset.
Speaker 4: It's okay, I got upset again.
Speaker 1: I would not have made fun of you if I'd
Speaker 1: known you were this upset. And you're a right to be.
Speaker 2: She shoulder checked me.
Speaker 4: Right to be all right, never mind, very excited about
Speaker 4: our guests today.
Speaker 2: Are you.
Speaker 1: Let's see it in your face and in your posture.
Speaker 4: I've told I've been yeah, and I've been very aware
Speaker 4: of my posture. Thank you for reminding me. I'm going
Speaker 4: to be upright this. I better even adjust the mic
Speaker 4: just to okay, this is how I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: All the time. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Both these John's I remember when I first came to town,
Speaker 4: and one of the Johns was always so nice to me,
Speaker 4: and the other John when he came to These are
Speaker 4: both nice guys. That are funny guys, and they're friendly guys.
Speaker 4: And they have a brand new podcast called two John's
Speaker 4: Don't Make a Right, which we're going to talk about.
Speaker 1: They play clubs and colleges, follow.
Speaker 4: So many colleges. They make a small living doone colleges
Speaker 4: on the side of being EPs of major TV shows.
Speaker 4: Everyone put your hands together for John Daily and John Schrader.
Speaker 4: Hey guys, Hi, I tell people to clap, Hey, guys,
Speaker 4: how are you?
Speaker 5: We're great? How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm great?
Speaker 1: John Daily was only doing hand gestures. I know I'm
Speaker 1: the perfect opener for a podcast.
Speaker 5: I was just raised not to clap for myself.
Speaker 2: Right, Oh wow, yeah cool. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was told not to ever get a big head.
Speaker 6: I was raised by improv comedy to clap for myself.
Speaker 6: You know how you go out and you just like,
Speaker 6: we're already, we're already good energy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all energy.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It gets everyone's in the audience, gets their brain firing
Speaker 4: to come up with a non geographical location and also
Speaker 4: an occupation for the group to riff off of.
Speaker 1: What if the occupation that you suggested was self clapper.
Speaker 6: Well man in business, everybody would be like, all right,
Speaker 6: you win.
Speaker 2: You're in the group.
Speaker 3: She won.
Speaker 2: You're in the group.
Speaker 1: You made it, you.
Speaker 4: Made that's yeah, that's why improv groups are always growing,
Speaker 4: just new members.
Speaker 2: You can't say out anyone if you blow everyone's mind. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're in.
Speaker 1: You're with an idea like that. You guys, when did
Speaker 1: you start this podcast? Two John's don't make it right?
Speaker 1: Is it fake?
Speaker 6: No, it's real, it's real, it's real. Two John's don't
Speaker 6: make it right? I mean it's yeah, I mean it was.
Speaker 5: It was a dumb joke at a party, something I
Speaker 5: would refer to a bottle talk that. Then John Bailly
Speaker 5: had some follow through with it. I said, okay, why.
Speaker 4: Not so the name the name did come first?
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yeah, it's a premise based podcast.
Speaker 6: We were we were being idiots and just going, yeah,
Speaker 6: we should do a thing to John's don't maker right,
Speaker 6: where we drive around La making lefts we never turn
Speaker 6: right or the podcast is over. And so then we
Speaker 6: did it, and it's it's really fun.
Speaker 4: So technically you can just go around one city block
Speaker 4: the entire podcast, sure.
Speaker 2: Just turning right, just turning left.
Speaker 1: Sorry, yeah, yeah we've done that.
Speaker 6: Technically we could, but we like to explore and take
Speaker 6: note of film locations, for example.
Speaker 2: You guys, so you guys have a driving podcast as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can pretend to just know about it now,
Speaker 4: iron I think I speak for Karen too, where I don't.
Speaker 4: I am not at all threatened by you guys having
Speaker 4: another comedy driving podcast.
Speaker 5: I thought this was I thought this was an intervention
Speaker 5: or a no confrontation showdown.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we weren't even sure who at first, us or
Speaker 4: this guy Jerry Seinfeld But it turns out he did
Speaker 4: it before us, and so we don't have a leg
Speaker 4: to stand on if the sign man the sign.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but they get coffee.
Speaker 2: We don't do that, right, No, Yeah, ours is way different.
Speaker 2: I think you're discounting how different ours is.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 2: We don't even make right turns like that's insane and right,
Speaker 2: and we occasionally do.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And Jerry Seinfeldt's talking about both coffee and what's
Speaker 6: hidden in there is cars.
Speaker 2: Cars.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's very specific about cars entirely.
Speaker 6: He's basically and then Leno's took away the coffee and
Speaker 6: Lenno's just doing cars right in my garage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I forgot about Leno's.
Speaker 1: He replaced the coffee with chambray.
Speaker 2: Is chambray another?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: The only people that get that joke have worked at
Speaker 1: the gap.
Speaker 2: That was kind of is it a type of denim?
Speaker 5: It's the Chambra shirt.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's the gene the gene shirts that he wears.
Speaker 5: It took me a second. I worked at Banana Republic,
Speaker 5: so I remember.
Speaker 2: Jay's got a denim car.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 2: I don't know if Jennam exterior that would be No.
Speaker 6: That was a Funnier Die sketch and my friend Alex
Speaker 6: Gordellis was pitching. It was like an all day pitch
Speaker 6: in Jay Leno's actual garage. All the Funnier Die writers
Speaker 6: went there and they set up a table in this
Speaker 6: garage and every single pitch it was like a four
Speaker 6: hour thing. He was like, yeah, let's get it, let's
Speaker 6: get it, keep him coming, keep the ideas coming.
Speaker 2: But nobody was hitting.
Speaker 6: And then my friend Alex went It was like, you know,
Speaker 6: four pm, and he was ready to go.
Speaker 2: It was like he goes Denim car and Jay Leno
Speaker 2: is just like, yeah, you know, yeah, let's do it
Speaker 2: denhim car.
Speaker 6: And it just seemed like he didn't want to do
Speaker 6: it after a while, but Alex is like denhim car
Speaker 6: and he was like, oh no, let's fully commit. And
Speaker 6: you know, Mike Farrow made a full denhim car, so
Speaker 6: he actually does have one.
Speaker 1: This is something we can actually see if we looked
Speaker 1: it up on Funnier Die.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's hilarious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I fucking love that.
Speaker 2: I love Yeah, j Leno did that. Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 2: Jay Leno saw like Jerry Seinfeld show. It was just like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: well there's room for all of us.
Speaker 4: They're really right, there's a lot of roads in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: We need so much content. I mean, there's not enough.
Speaker 1: It just gets burned up.
Speaker 4: So and also, can Karen and I claim ownership over
Speaker 4: something we haven't done for over two years?
Speaker 6: So you guys, this is kind of your you're starting
Speaker 6: at anew. I thought we would be in a car,
Speaker 6: by the way. I thought that would be I know, well,
Speaker 6: but it's okay.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's now that suddenly COVID is over because
Speaker 1: war has begun. There's a very good chance we'll be
Speaker 1: in the car soon. Yeah, but we're just trying to
Speaker 1: plan it out so that, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we have to wait. Everyone's fully discooed. It does
Speaker 4: feel over, and then.
Speaker 1: We have the car, get some tests and you know, yeah.
Speaker 2: We'll figure it out soon. It's going to be nice.
Speaker 4: But what I said in the beginning, John, uh tall,
Speaker 4: do you mind if I call you tall?
Speaker 2: You were always tall?
Speaker 4: John to me, still I wonder if that if you
Speaker 4: ever differentiation. Yeah, yeah, regular size and Tall John.
Speaker 2: I'm regular size.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've never been upset by it. It was a
Speaker 5: nickname given to me working at the Warehouse Records in
Speaker 5: nineteen eighty nine when there was like three John's and
Speaker 5: they all needed a you know, a pronoun or an adjective.
Speaker 5: That's the word, I'm a writer.
Speaker 1: What were the other Johns?
Speaker 5: Well, there was Fiddler John Fiddler, so he was just Fiddler,
Speaker 5: and then I think the other John was just this
Speaker 5: older guy who just got to be John because he
Speaker 5: was there before us.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so there was Fiddler.
Speaker 5: And Tall John after Yeah.
Speaker 2: Tall John John and Fiddler. He was the odd ball man.
Speaker 1: He works in the jazz section.
Speaker 4: But yeah, when I first moved to LA and I
Speaker 4: would go, I like MBAR had a lot of the
Speaker 4: cool shows that I wanted to get on, and I
Speaker 4: would pay it to just watched to build up the
Speaker 4: courage to ask Scott and BJ if I could go up.
Speaker 4: And you John were always very nice to me.
Speaker 6: That's Tall John, that's and and so yeah, you started
Speaker 6: the whole podcast with this, and then you went, you went,
Speaker 6: you know, Tall John. You we always nice John, you
Speaker 6: were always let's get started, I thought you No, if
Speaker 6: you're a wind, that's really what that's passive aggression.
Speaker 1: Now, that's left over from what happened to him at
Speaker 1: the gym, and we have to have a lot of
Speaker 1: empathy for his daily experience. Shoulders, Slowly, it's going to
Speaker 1: trickle out. During this pod.
Speaker 5: Speaking of the gym, it occurred to me that perhaps
Speaker 5: the gentleman spreading his bottom saw that you had the snorkel,
Speaker 5: the prescope snorkel, and thought maybe you could just get
Speaker 5: in there and look around.
Speaker 4: Oh he wanted a free like medical maybe check of
Speaker 4: some kind fun medical check like Rodney Dangerfield and back
Speaker 4: to school.
Speaker 2: Hey hey, I'm swimming down here full of soup.
Speaker 5: You say I was always nice to you. I'd like
Speaker 5: to think I still would be if I ever saw
Speaker 5: you in person.
Speaker 4: Again, you always did, never went away. You've changed, You've
Speaker 4: kept up, You've kept up this year.
Speaker 2: How about me? You he came to town?
Speaker 4: What did you move here in five?
Speaker 5: O six?
Speaker 2: I moved here in eight? What about eight? Then? Oh?
Speaker 4: Wait, yeah you were you were and you uh.
Speaker 2: I was nice?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah you were nice? Yeah, Chris, Yeah you were nice.
Speaker 1: Running in place with this. Do you have a problem
Speaker 1: with John Daily, I might as well say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we do not.
Speaker 4: By that time, I had already solidified myself in the
Speaker 4: scene somewhat, and I was no longer petrified of other comedians, right.
Speaker 4: I think that's why tall John was made to be.
Speaker 4: He was just hanging out as a writer. He was
Speaker 4: not doing stand up and he wasn't being intimidating or like, hey,
Speaker 4: you're not a cool kid yet.
Speaker 5: Well you were. You were a skateboarder.
Speaker 4: I mean I was cool outside of comedy, sure, I
Speaker 4: mean I'm never going to debate that.
Speaker 2: But within comedy, John's the guy at the statusy booth,
Speaker 2: at the you know, he's in the boot with the
Speaker 2: status people.
Speaker 1: He said that he gets bottle service every time he
Speaker 1: goes to a comedy show.
Speaker 2: He doesn't.
Speaker 6: He doesn't play the status moment. You know, you come over,
Speaker 6: He's like, what's up. Yeah, I'm at the status table,
Speaker 6: No big deal. But I'm the guy that doesn't give a.
Speaker 1: Fuck, and I'm a power broker. But I don't have
Speaker 1: to shove it in your face. Good luck with your
Speaker 1: seven minutes set.
Speaker 5: And whether or not you tank or not, I'm going
Speaker 5: to say great.
Speaker 2: Job, great job man.
Speaker 4: You did always tell me great job.
Speaker 1: Now that I think about it. Wait, John Dilly, do
Speaker 1: you remember I remember when I first met you? Do
Speaker 1: you remember it?
Speaker 2: Wait? When did we first meet?
Speaker 1: Well, but I remember meeting you, and I it was
Speaker 1: when I went back to comedy after leaving comedy for
Speaker 1: like five years, went back and became a guitar act
Speaker 1: and I was absolutely mortified, talk about like exactly what
Speaker 1: Chris is talking.
Speaker 6: So I remember you doing those shows. Yes, I don't
Speaker 6: remember exactly when.
Speaker 2: We met, though.
Speaker 1: Do you remember the show at the Gower Gulch. There
Speaker 1: was the show that was started long ago by Melinda
Speaker 1: Hill and I think Maria or several people.
Speaker 2: Maria Lily and it got past the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who was the girl who booked it with her?
Speaker 1: And she would be there with her mom, Jazz. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I got booked on that show and I'm mortified
Speaker 1: to be a guitar comic and I know I'm too
Speaker 1: old to be doing like I was, just like, what
Speaker 1: am I fucking doing? This is totally insane. So I
Speaker 1: show up at Tiger Lily and it's that kind of
Speaker 1: nervousness where you're just kind of weirdly like blind, like
Speaker 1: I kind of couldn't see outside of a small circle
Speaker 1: right in front of me. And you were one of
Speaker 1: the first people I saw, and you were super nice
Speaker 1: and you were like, hey, what's up. And I'm like hey,
Speaker 1: I'm Karen, I'm on the show, and you're like yeah, cool.
Speaker 1: And we started talking a little bit and then I
Speaker 1: go are you jazz And you were like no, like
Speaker 1: turned around.
Speaker 2: You thought I was just Oh, I.
Speaker 1: Never met anybody. It was like this was to be
Speaker 1: I was like three generations out from my like class
Speaker 1: of comics.
Speaker 2: That's WHOA.
Speaker 1: Blaine was probably hosting. But other than that, I knew
Speaker 1: no one.
Speaker 6: Well, I was pretending not to know who you were
Speaker 6: because I knew who you were.
Speaker 5: But I uh.
Speaker 6: But so that's something that will come out in E. M.
Speaker 6: D R sessions with deep deep healing. Uh, that's buried
Speaker 6: way back in the cerebral I just had no I.
Speaker 1: Just didn't know what I was doing.
Speaker 2: No, I know, yeah, And that show is like open plan. Yes,
Speaker 2: it was like everyone's everywhere.
Speaker 1: There's nothing that makes me more nervous than at a
Speaker 1: comedy show when there's white tablecloths and wine glasses on
Speaker 1: the table. I'm like, this is going to be fucking horrible.
Speaker 2: People are eating like steak Dian in front of you.
Speaker 2: It's like major meals.
Speaker 1: It's not people are gonna have heavy French sauce and
Speaker 1: then watch my dumb ship, Like I have to get
Speaker 1: out of here. What am I doing? So sorry about that?
Speaker 2: I know, no problem.
Speaker 4: Hey, Yeah, it's hard to know when jazz is just
Speaker 4: in an email.
Speaker 2: You don't know.
Speaker 4: Jazz could be anyone, really, and I.
Speaker 2: Just had jazz to be anyone. Yeah. Yeah, it's a gender.
Speaker 1: Jazz to be anyone. And I just wanted the first
Speaker 1: person I talked to to be the person I was
Speaker 1: supposed to be talking to to help me. That's all
Speaker 1: I could manage.
Speaker 3: What if I was like, yeah, Mama, money, daddy, O,
Speaker 3: yazz e scip, you're booked so embarrassing.
Speaker 5: The white table cloths and wineglasses could describe a few
Speaker 5: places like Largo and mb are both at one point. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and that's everywhere you performed.
Speaker 2: And the like underground place what is that El Sid too?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: El Sid also the old Luna Park. Yeah, like it's
Speaker 1: that thing of when people are investing in like a
Speaker 1: night of comedy right. It makes me be like this
Speaker 1: matters too much, or this is too costing too much money.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna deliver what they want.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when it's a full, sit down meal, it's because
Speaker 4: it's not you know, you go on the road and
Speaker 4: at a comedy club, of course they have nachos and everything.
Speaker 4: It's not the same as a plate of spaghetti with
Speaker 4: a white timbo cloth.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Something about that makes it feel like I'm in, I'm
Speaker 4: interrupting your meal.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's like a large water glass next to a cloth napkin.
Speaker 1: And then also when there's seats like tables empty but
Speaker 1: fully set, where I'm just like, no good can come
Speaker 1: up this night. This is people are gonna get their
Speaker 1: feelings hurt.
Speaker 6: And the food is the food's never good, right, And
Speaker 6: whenever there's a silence, you just hear forks clanking on plates.
Speaker 2: It's like a strip club must be when you eat
Speaker 2: at a strip club.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh do people eat at strip clubs?
Speaker 2: Yeah? They.
Speaker 6: I just drove across America, and half the strip clubs
Speaker 6: we drove past it was like you know, steak dinner
Speaker 6: or like you know, breakfast too, Like you.
Speaker 4: Know, yeah, are you talking specifically, Like when I moved
Speaker 4: to Austin, Texas, every ad was like, come at noon,
Speaker 4: bring your kids, It's Hamburger Wednesday. And there was meal deals.
Speaker 4: We have Prime rib and again bring your kids.
Speaker 2: Open it open at seven am or.
Speaker 4: Whatever, and wink wink there's still fully nude ladies. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's how many things do you have to tap into?
Speaker 6: Well, it's it's also like this weird thing of like
Speaker 6: they can't serve alcohol, so some places are just like,
Speaker 6: let's serve like disgusting food, so guys can get horny,
Speaker 6: I guess, and with their friends, with their friends and
Speaker 6: then eat.
Speaker 4: And just put a gravy covered dollar in your underd.
Speaker 2: Ah. There shouldn't be food. They can just stick it
Speaker 2: to your leg.
Speaker 4: There's even why Portland a vegan strip club that was
Speaker 4: kind of famous, right.
Speaker 2: I went there one time.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was like the thing to do, like twenty twelve,
Speaker 6: if you were in Portland, everyone was like, let's go
Speaker 6: to this vegan strip club?
Speaker 1: Was it Lumberjack?
Speaker 4: Somebody Casa Diablo?
Speaker 2: Right, okay, yeah yeah, and we should all.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna you know, it's not like I go
Speaker 4: to those places.
Speaker 2: You all know that about me.
Speaker 4: But at Bridgetown it was like one of the yeah,
Speaker 4: Bridge like one of the comedy. Hey, we're all going
Speaker 4: to the strip club today exactly. I'm like really as
Speaker 4: a group, and it's kind of fun to just go
Speaker 4: with a bunch of boys and girls that are comedians
Speaker 4: to a strip club together.
Speaker 2: It's also relatively like cool vibe of a strip club.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's nobody there that's like weirdly drunkenly, Like there's
Speaker 6: always a guy that's like thinks he's in love or
Speaker 6: is just like so deeply sad.
Speaker 2: You see so many but the Cassa.
Speaker 1: Diablo the one where it's like the strippers are co
Speaker 1: owners and it was all like kind of empowerment and
Speaker 1: like we decide how much you like it or whatever.
Speaker 2: That's how it feels. We tip you.
Speaker 1: We were at the arcade and then people are like,
Speaker 1: we're going to go over to the strip club and
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I don't. I think that'll bum
Speaker 1: me out because I remember one time getting roped into
Speaker 1: going to Jumbo's clown room and just being like I
Speaker 1: don't want to do this. This makes me feel bad.
Speaker 1: And everybody at the arcade that day was like, no,
Speaker 1: they love it. It's like their thing or whatever it where.
Speaker 1: It's just like, oh, it's the Portland version of a
Speaker 1: strip club.
Speaker 2: It's empowerment strip. Yeah, it was cool. It's better. I'll
Speaker 2: say that. It's better.
Speaker 6: It doesn't feel like I guess I don't know, Like
Speaker 6: I don't really go to strip clubs. But I went
Speaker 6: to one in Vegas, like a huge one. It was
Speaker 6: called Sapphire and I went there with like eight guys
Speaker 6: and we all got lap dances and I was just.
Speaker 2: Like, now I'm horny. What do I do not know?
Speaker 2: And like every it was just I'm just like I'm
Speaker 2: horny with my buddies. Yeah, weird, it's weird. Hey you horny?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I got a boner man. Yeah yeah. Oh and I'm
Speaker 2: watching you get it right now? Yeah cool? Hey, look
Speaker 2: at look at Dave. He's horny.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 4: I wonder what it would look like if I was
Speaker 4: watching my friend and that girl actually have sick Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, anyway, I have a great marriage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's her last night before your marriage.
Speaker 6: So can I ask you guys of question what because
Speaker 6: we're trying to steal as much from you as we sure,
Speaker 6: of course, your whole idea so what what are kind
Speaker 6: of games that you guys play when you're driving around
Speaker 6: or or whatever, whatever kind of comes up.
Speaker 1: My favorite game is when Chris tried to be the
Speaker 1: sound guy even though he didn't know how to work
Speaker 1: a zoom, and then would always be scared slash furious
Speaker 1: because he thought he lost the episode every time.
Speaker 4: Because I did a couple of times, and it never
Speaker 4: will be known that that first take, that lost Tig episode,
Speaker 4: I will ever know why it happened.
Speaker 1: We had an Emmy Award winning episode where she told
Speaker 1: us about her wedding and it was it was truly
Speaker 1: like we cried at one point.
Speaker 4: And then it just sounded like frying bacon. I don't wow.
Speaker 4: So yeah, having the I mean, we didn't play games.
Speaker 4: It's mostly like it's you'll discover that as you drive,
Speaker 4: things are passing, people walk, pedestrians, it gives you something
Speaker 4: to talk about and describe. And it turns out we
Speaker 4: discovered people love hearing that. It seems weird to talk
Speaker 4: about something that no one is seeing, but if you
Speaker 4: describe it and legitimately are earnestly reacting to things, people
Speaker 4: love it. And that's something you'll discover and something I
Speaker 4: miss about us driving because yeah, now now it feels
Speaker 4: like we should be playing a game.
Speaker 2: We'll have you on ours and we'll drive. Yeah, we'll
Speaker 2: pick you up.
Speaker 5: Yes, I just gotta a Toyota Siena minivan, so there's
Speaker 5: plenty of space.
Speaker 1: Ooh does that have a fourth row? The Siena just
Speaker 1: a third row.
Speaker 5: But that's that's all I need.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 4: Is this the first time, Karen, we've had two guests?
Speaker 4: I think so, because there was another botched episode where
Speaker 4: we did have two, but we just decided not.
Speaker 2: There's a bunch of reasons.
Speaker 6: You could say, you could say this episode is a
Speaker 6: full cart.
Speaker 2: It really is back to.
Speaker 1: The carpool episode.
Speaker 4: Everybody, Yeah, we used to pretend. I used to make
Speaker 4: traffic noise. There's a lot of folly work, and then
Speaker 4: we quit pretending.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, it does make a big difference, though, when you
Speaker 1: have a moving surrounding worlds, because it then spurs on
Speaker 1: the conversation, whereas since basically COVID started, we're just like,
Speaker 1: we can do this, we can keep talking anyway. But
Speaker 1: I didn't realize how much complaining about like traffic and people,
Speaker 1: like there was a guy one time that was like
Speaker 1: we were talking and I was driving slowly because I
Speaker 1: think we were there was someone we were waiting to
Speaker 1: pick up, and this guy got furious that either he
Speaker 1: had to wait for me to drive by. Something was
Speaker 1: happening where we had like a highly aggressive pedestrian. It
Speaker 1: was really and then we were trying to take pictures
Speaker 1: of him and stuff. It's just like things that in
Speaker 1: the real world can be very exciting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we had a guy chasis on a bike wielding
Speaker 4: his U lock and he tried to knock off Karen's mirror.
Speaker 4: We've witnessed multiple fish fights at bus stop.
Speaker 1: We saw that get dropped at a bus stop.
Speaker 4: Yeah, knocked out to where he was knocked out and
Speaker 4: limply hit his head Like that's how people get in trouble.
Speaker 2: With week rains.
Speaker 6: We saw a guy that was at a bus stop
Speaker 6: Kiosk in Korea town facing the wall of the key
Speaker 6: the like like the mesh.
Speaker 2: Kind of metal mesh wall. Was he shown his butthole?
Speaker 6: No, he was just facing the walls and standing there.
Speaker 6: It was so insane. He was just like he was
Speaker 6: there for like a full minute at least, just standing.
Speaker 5: We were in a red light and yeah, he was
Speaker 5: just not facing so he couldn't see if the bus
Speaker 5: was coming. Yeah, and it was staring four inches away
Speaker 5: from a wall.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Insane behavior is yeah, but not dangerous.
Speaker 5: That's not good.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, well yeah, so that is the game you
Speaker 4: end up playing is a version of ice by without
Speaker 4: all the annoying guessing. If you just talk about what
Speaker 4: you're saying and it's.
Speaker 6: Well, our thing is we don't turn right, so we
Speaker 6: usually the conversations kind of go into like, oh my god,
Speaker 6: I think we're going to have to turn right.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, turn left here?
Speaker 6: No no, okay, we got a full thing, and then
Speaker 6: kind of the negotiation of like, look, if we need
Speaker 6: to exit a highway, we can't you know, we can't
Speaker 6: call that or write that's just.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's merging. You could merge yea.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It sounds like the whole thesis of your podcast is
Speaker 1: a game in and of itself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, kind kind is, but we need to chop it
Speaker 2: up with a little bit of variety.
Speaker 1: I think some segments, some segments.
Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, let's play like like Doug Benson does whatever,
Speaker 6: Like he just does the Leonard Malton game and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 6: love it, Like that's what we should do, the license
Speaker 6: plate game or something.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we can do that.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, there was a great game, but
Speaker 1: you can't you can't do it on podcasts because you
Speaker 1: can never clear music. But my favorite car game. Maybe
Speaker 1: this will be a way we can find you a game.
Speaker 1: I'll start with this one, this one which you can't use.
Speaker 1: It was called Radio Wars, and it was essentially turn
Speaker 1: the radio on and then hit like scan and then
Speaker 1: when it stopped and started playing a song, whoever said
Speaker 1: the name of the song the fastest, and it couldn't
Speaker 1: be the band. It had to be in the name
Speaker 1: of the song. And then it was like whoever got it?
Speaker 1: And then it would scan again. So it was like
Speaker 1: a fast oh kind of like keep you on your
Speaker 1: toes game in the car?
Speaker 2: Right, let me write this down, Let me write this down.
Speaker 5: You know who's insanely good at that game. I worked
Speaker 5: for him for a while in the odds is Jimmy
Speaker 5: Kimmel because he used to be a DJ.
Speaker 2: Oh right, right.
Speaker 5: He can hear like literally like a note of a
Speaker 5: song like oh painted love and it.
Speaker 2: Is that's amazing.
Speaker 5: It was like a like a savant like power.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know who else can do that is Jimmy Pardy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, both jam I played, Yeah, the Jimmy's now.
Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe they should have a podcast, Oh yeah to
Speaker 6: Jimmy's Don't turn left.
Speaker 1: Less of a room done?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Kim O was a DJ in like Arizona, right all.
Speaker 5: Over the place. He had all He just kept getting
Speaker 5: fired everywhere he went. Why because you know, he's funny
Speaker 5: and they don't always like that and they like to
Speaker 5: do his own thing.
Speaker 2: He was like Howard Stern in private Parts.
Speaker 6: Yeah, kept getting fired from like local affiliates, disrespectful.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's also a shitty business.
Speaker 2: And then the fans stood up and said, no.
Speaker 1: We decide. Now, guys, do you like Howard Stern's short haircut?
Speaker 1: Because I think the shape is wrong. I think it's
Speaker 1: it's too grammar school principal.
Speaker 5: Yeah, seen him in a while. Is it's still kind
Speaker 5: of like a bucket.
Speaker 1: It's almost like a short shag, but with the way
Speaker 1: his hair goes. Every time there's an article about him,
Speaker 1: because he's now speaking out against many things, right, but
Speaker 1: it always.
Speaker 2: Is like.
Speaker 1: Is that I'm not gonna be able to remember her name.
Speaker 1: It always just looks like an actress from the eighties
Speaker 1: that has.
Speaker 5: A parent, right, Alie Sheedy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And I was going to say his long hair
Speaker 6: looked like a metal guy from the eighties, So he
Speaker 6: had like eighties metal hair.
Speaker 4: So you're describing the haircut that I wanted to get
Speaker 4: but I just couldn't figure it out.
Speaker 5: And also as a bald guy like I would kill
Speaker 5: for any hair, like I'd have a moment if I could.
Speaker 2: I never noticed. I never noticed. I actually don't think
Speaker 2: of you as bald. That's yeah at all.
Speaker 1: No, no, at all.
Speaker 5: Well just compared to what I you know, pretty bald, I.
Speaker 2: Guess you are.
Speaker 1: But you know he's too tall. We don't even get
Speaker 1: to address that part of John.
Speaker 5: That's right. But Karen, you remember back in the nineties,
Speaker 5: I had a beautiful head of hair.
Speaker 1: Oh god, it was just like all over it. Every barbecue,
Speaker 1: it would get into your potato and stuff.
Speaker 4: I'm really glad you don't have that air anymore. It
Speaker 4: was always in my mouth.
Speaker 1: It was a mess.
Speaker 6: So, Karen, I don't I don't know how much you
Speaker 6: knew John, but like what's coming out on the podcast? Well,
Speaker 6: knew tall John, but what's coming out on the podcast.
Speaker 6: Is that like back in the day when you guys
Speaker 6: like first moved here, he was like a big prankster
Speaker 6: and was like, I'll do anything like. His rep was
Speaker 6: kind of like, I'm the guy that does anything like.
Speaker 6: So that's what he's playing up. I just want to
Speaker 6: know if there's truth to that, if he was seen
Speaker 6: as that.
Speaker 1: I definitely remember that he was truly full of beans. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but here's the problem that I was like a blackout drunk.
Speaker 1: So all I know is I if John was around,
Speaker 1: I was having a good time. Other than that, there's
Speaker 1: not a lot of details in my in my party memory.
Speaker 5: And I'll say this, well, I was hanging around Largo,
Speaker 5: around Karen and all these other funny people. I was
Speaker 5: not pranking them. I was just trying to blend in.
Speaker 6: No, no, I mean, but the thing with the fireworks,
Speaker 6: like throwing the fireworks, I was like, Jesus, wait, we
Speaker 6: were legitimately destructive.
Speaker 1: Where was that?
Speaker 5: Well, Steve ag brought it up. They're not fireworks. They're
Speaker 5: called sprite bombs, and you can see them online. They're
Speaker 5: remember snapcaps, those little white sure they're like that maybe
Speaker 5: times three, and they looked like little cannon balls, and
Speaker 5: they're just like little gunpowdered balls, and you can you
Speaker 5: can pop them in there a little bit louder and
Speaker 5: then make a little spark. And I really enjoyed keeping
Speaker 5: them in my car and throwing them, primarily at male
Speaker 5: joggers and watching them jump. So it wasn't It wasn't
Speaker 5: so much pointed at a single person as it was
Speaker 5: a group of people. How dare someone ride it better themselves?
Speaker 1: Physically shame them, scare them?
Speaker 2: Jogging was out.
Speaker 5: Yes, I felt like it was a harmless and I
Speaker 5: stopped after a while. Steve pointed out I kept so many.
Speaker 5: You're supposed to keep them separate from one another. When
Speaker 5: they rub up on each other, they all blow up.
Speaker 5: And that happened. They were in my cup holder in
Speaker 5: my car and I did that, and I screamed, and
Speaker 5: Steve laughed and told that story on our.
Speaker 4: Podcast and Joggers in the Distance class.
Speaker 1: Yes, finally hoisted by his own petard. Now, can you
Speaker 1: remember ever doing that at Laura Milligan's house in her
Speaker 1: back that back patio area.
Speaker 5: I don't remember doing that there, but it could have.
Speaker 5: It could have been. I went to a couple of
Speaker 5: those parties.
Speaker 1: John do you remember when I think it was Ja Johnston,
Speaker 1: the insurrectionist Jay Johnston started bringing the brooms to all
Speaker 1: the parties and we played broom where we Do you
Speaker 1: remember that?
Speaker 5: I do remember? I forgot all about it.
Speaker 2: Broom.
Speaker 1: So the base of the broom right where the where
Speaker 1: you actually sweep. You hold that to your chest and
Speaker 1: then you look up at the top. So at that
Speaker 1: point it's going up, say five feet above you, and
Speaker 1: you have to hold it and stare at the top
Speaker 1: of the broom and then two people spin you around
Speaker 1: and you have to spin around what twenty times or whatever,
Speaker 1: and then there's a circle of people around you. And
Speaker 1: when you're done spinning around twenty times, you throw the
Speaker 1: broom in front of you and you have to jump
Speaker 1: over it. But by the time you've spun twenty times,
Speaker 1: and most people are drunk or high, you're so dizzy
Speaker 1: that you throw it down and immediately fall over. And
Speaker 1: it is the funniest fucking thing you've ever seen in
Speaker 1: your life. And it's even funnier like when people are
Speaker 1: a little buzzed because they think they can do it
Speaker 1: and it's no big deal, and then when they go
Speaker 1: to do it. They just fucking eat it, like just
Speaker 1: you have to be on like on the grass or
Speaker 1: like on a soft part of the backyard because people
Speaker 1: just go right down like in their face. It's the funniest.
Speaker 4: That sounds like a fun game you guys can play
Speaker 4: while podcasting. Oh yeah, broom, Yeah you're in a room.
Speaker 4: You're in a tall man.
Speaker 5: I had forgotten all about that. Yeah, that was such
Speaker 5: a fun house for them to entertain us with their parties.
Speaker 5: They had that projector back there, right. Do you still
Speaker 5: keep in touch with them?
Speaker 1: I haven't. They moved up to San Francisco. I haven't
Speaker 1: talked to Laura in a really long time. But like
Speaker 1: my sister keeps track of everybody on Facebook for me,
Speaker 1: but I haven't actually talked to Laura in a really
Speaker 1: long time.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I used to live around the corner from that house.
Speaker 5: I'm like, we were neighbors for about three months and
Speaker 5: then they thought better of it and moved to San Francisco.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, they were.
Speaker 5: They were terrific and yeah, brooms, god, so broom, broom.
Speaker 4: I'm someone that advice for room at all, Like on
Speaker 4: a tire swing, even I will vomit. I can't go
Speaker 4: on the teacup rides little kid rights.
Speaker 2: Even same here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that game's not for me. I would vomit in
Speaker 4: front of everyone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you get really dizzy.
Speaker 4: I do get dizzy. I'm one of the dizzier guys.
Speaker 5: What about vertigo?
Speaker 2: Do you get vertigo? I've had it.
Speaker 4: I had it when that's Steve ag and I talked
Speaker 4: about that. We had it at the same time. Once
Speaker 4: I think his what's more serious. But we had a deep,
Speaker 4: deep vertigo talks. I just got it some gift from God.
Speaker 4: I had like a year. I couldn't skateboard. I was
Speaker 4: I would fall over. I was just off balance. And
Speaker 4: then I went to a doctor. Yeah wow, And then
Speaker 4: he said it eventually will go away. And I just
Speaker 4: waited and gradually I noticed I didn't have it anymore.
Speaker 4: But it lasted a long time, and there was no
Speaker 4: reason I had it. I had done no spinning, there was.
Speaker 2: No trigger for it. No, there was just no just happened.
Speaker 4: Yeah, here you go deal with this for a year.
Speaker 4: That's that's me doing Jesus's voice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and during that year, you don't know if it's
Speaker 2: ever going to stop. Yeah, So it's.
Speaker 4: Always kind of looming over you while you try and
Speaker 4: focus on your fledgling career or relationships.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, yeah.
Speaker 4: It's just makes It's one of the colorful pageant.
Speaker 2: Layers of life or whatever.
Speaker 1: People say, Sure, no, do you sorry? Back to your podcast?
Speaker 1: Do you guys have guests like?
Speaker 3: Have you?
Speaker 1: In referencing Steve ag was he on your podcast?
Speaker 2: Was he was our first guest?
Speaker 1: Nice?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And then we.
Speaker 5: Did two with just us that I think Dailey is
Speaker 5: gonna sit on forever.
Speaker 6: Well, I don't know, maybe they'll be a femera for
Speaker 6: the future.
Speaker 2: Nice ye.
Speaker 1: Special apps.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I think it's okay to sit on them.
Speaker 4: And as our audience got to know us, they got
Speaker 4: we found they got excited when it was just right
Speaker 4: because they're gonna like you.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we have some good guest lines up. We have
Speaker 5: you guys, We.
Speaker 6: Have nice perfect yeah yeah, John Hamm, John's gonna go
Speaker 6: out to John ham right John.
Speaker 2: John John's and then I think we can make a
Speaker 2: right yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: If it's three John's, we can't turn we want special episode.
Speaker 4: You should do only right oh man?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever's clever. You know, that's the beauty.
Speaker 6: It's like, take this left take this right three three johns,
Speaker 6: so three times.
Speaker 4: It's almost dangerous though, because you were at an unprotected intersection,
Speaker 4: much like when weighs the app used to try and
Speaker 4: kill us.
Speaker 2: Oh you can make it.
Speaker 4: It's five o'clock and it's.
Speaker 2: Laurel Olympic Boulevard.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you have to do the left otherwise you're
Speaker 4: breaking the rules of your podcast. I just don't want
Speaker 4: to see you guys get hurt because of a silly rule.
Speaker 5: Well, sometimes the podcast will be, you know, fifteen minutes
Speaker 5: if we get stuck right, especially going downtown. You know
Speaker 5: there's lots of one way streets.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's almost happened a few times, but we've kind
Speaker 6: of like pulled it out. And that's a good moment
Speaker 6: in the podcast when we're like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's touch and go. Yeah, and the audience is like, what,
Speaker 2: it's real drama.
Speaker 6: We do talk about things and it is funny, but
Speaker 6: uh yeah, there is a maybe we should cut out
Speaker 6: a little bit more.
Speaker 2: Hey what about this? Okay, Now I don't think you
Speaker 2: can go here. Yeah, that's really all I add.
Speaker 4: No, people love that we don't added at all. We
Speaker 4: would leave in our go through. Starbucks drive through is
Speaker 4: leave our order in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't have to. Yeah, let people enjoy the
Speaker 2: road to hang. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Also I don't want to bump anyone out. But the
Speaker 6: there is an unhoused crisis happening. So yes, I think
Speaker 6: we actually had to make an effort to not talk
Speaker 6: about it, and we should give money to some organization
Speaker 6: via the podcast because it is the main thing that
Speaker 6: we see that's notable. Yeah, and then we so we
Speaker 6: kind of like skip over it kind of mentally, I
Speaker 6: feel like, but there is it's like, oh wow.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. If we talk about this literally, the
Speaker 2: podcast will be rough. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 2: Which you can cut this whole part out too.
Speaker 4: No, No, it's it's happening.
Speaker 2: We might as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you don't notice. It's like I lived in
Speaker 4: Venice for six fifteen years, sixteen years and I went back,
Speaker 4: you know, I've been Echo Park now for three and
Speaker 4: I went back and it was unre recognizable some street,
Speaker 4: just certain areas where it's like you have to see
Speaker 4: that contrast.
Speaker 6: Yeah, wait in Venice you mean oh yeah, right, it's
Speaker 6: because it was kind of.
Speaker 2: Bad for a while, right, am I wrong? Or yeah?
Speaker 4: But and now it's just worse right, and it's you
Speaker 4: have to see it and compare it to the past.
Speaker 4: So yeah, lives, Oh go ahead, Sorry, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: but I won't go ahead.
Speaker 5: My neighborhood has been and that's why I told John
Speaker 5: Day on our last podcast is there were he and
Speaker 5: Steve age you were talking about how bad it looked
Speaker 5: on the Bronson overpast, and I was like, actually, it's
Speaker 5: much better now than it has been the last few years.
Speaker 5: They aren't making an effort. And I've witnessed social workers
Speaker 5: going up to this one gentleman in particular, who's right
Speaker 5: outside the Gelson's on Franklin and he's been posted up
Speaker 5: there for two years and you know, to his credit,
Speaker 5: he doesn't seem to cause problems, but they've offered him
Speaker 5: shelter and he's refused it every time because he doesn't
Speaker 5: want to live with a curfew. R Yeah, and that
Speaker 5: and that's I think that's the big problem is you know,
Speaker 5: these people are people, and you can't force someone as
Speaker 5: if you no one has had any loved ones who
Speaker 5: needed rehab. You can't force someone to go to rehab,
Speaker 5: you know, right, yeah.
Speaker 1: Right, Well, And also sometimes it's you know, my mom
Speaker 1: was a psychiatric nurse for years, and so she used
Speaker 1: to rant constantly about when Reagan closed all the basically
Speaker 1: all the social services in the eighties, and she basically said,
Speaker 1: this is what's going to happen, because there are people
Speaker 1: in this world that need other people's help on a
Speaker 1: daily basis, hour to hour, and so if you close
Speaker 1: and end all services, all public services, this it's not
Speaker 1: not like nothing's going to happen, Like people have nowhere
Speaker 1: to go, right and they can't do just easy stuff
Speaker 1: by themselves. And it feels to me like a lot
Speaker 1: of times people talk about that in this kind of
Speaker 1: like well, they're drug addicts and they're choosing to do it,
Speaker 1: where it's like, oh, I bet you the majority have
Speaker 1: mental illness issues, and it's the whole thing is like
Speaker 1: they just need extra help and they're just it's like
Speaker 1: our government said no for sure, and.
Speaker 5: Even if they're a dregon, they still need help, but
Speaker 5: not the right mind. They want to keep doing it,
Speaker 5: of course.
Speaker 4: But it's so you're saying Reagan shouldn't be my favorite
Speaker 4: president in history. No, I told you that, Like seven,
Speaker 4: what am I going with all these commemorative posters and
Speaker 4: campaign pins.
Speaker 2: I'm going to take off my Reagan Bush eighty four shirts.
Speaker 4: Better Reagan Bush eighty four that I would wear that
Speaker 4: shirt just because it's like, hey, come on, it's a
Speaker 4: joke shirt eighty four.
Speaker 2: I love it, right, yeah, eighty four. Everything was ironic.
Speaker 2: I'm an ironic Republican. Who is yeah, a republic He's
Speaker 2: the contrarian. Yeah, I'm a libratrarian.
Speaker 1: You know that.
Speaker 5: I used to have a Jesse the Body Venturi shirt
Speaker 5: that I would wear and Fourth of July ironically, again
Speaker 5: like in the odds before everyone went crazy. Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 5: I had to stop that that fun tradition.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wait for his campaign or yeah.
Speaker 5: He was like running for something and it was his
Speaker 5: giant head with like an eagle and a flag.
Speaker 1: Didn't he become the governor of Wisconsin.
Speaker 2: Or the or something Minnesota? Yeah?
Speaker 5: And I think for like two seconds, everyone's like, wow,
Speaker 5: he's not as bad as me. Oh no, he sucks?
Speaker 5: Is that right?
Speaker 1: But then here comes James Adomian with the impression and everything.
Speaker 5: That's what makes it all worth it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, James the Doomian's impression just it's just as good
Speaker 6: as Jesse Ventura.
Speaker 2: I think, just like it. It really is so deeply entertaining.
Speaker 1: My dad was here visiting, and I sat him down
Speaker 1: and made him watch every because he goes, have you
Speaker 1: seen this guy doing the pillow guy on Jimmy Kimmel.
Speaker 1: I go, yes, it's James a Doomian. He's really talented,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, look at his Bernie Sanders, look at
Speaker 1: his and then and look at his Andy Killer. And
Speaker 1: I just kept making him watch James Adomian videos.
Speaker 4: Or listen to the episode of our podcast where he
Speaker 4: does he not only is doing all those characters, he's
Speaker 4: somehow doing the folly work to make it sound like
Speaker 4: he's climbing out of the car and getting on the roof.
Speaker 4: He was like muffling his own voice and being Jesse
Speaker 4: Ventura trying to get into the car, pounding on the roof.
Speaker 4: And then when I listened to it, it's like, did
Speaker 4: he get out of the car, because it sounds like
Speaker 4: he did.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: He Yeah, that was a he's a master.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you should have him on your driving car.
Speaker 2: Full commitment too.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yes, is he New york Er here?
Speaker 2: He's here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we gotta get him.
Speaker 2: You gotta get him.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I gotta get a Domian. Hey, can you do
Speaker 6: that thing where you like muffle your voice or wherever.
Speaker 6: Listen to this podcast and do the thing that Chris
Speaker 6: talks about.
Speaker 2: Make it entertaining. John Daily.
Speaker 4: When you when I first met you, you were like
Speaker 4: when I saw you first do play saxophone at the ech,
Speaker 4: I think it was the downstairs echo, right, and I
Speaker 4: realized that you're legitimately a musician and entertainer was not.
Speaker 2: It's comedic, of course, but you're actually thank you.
Speaker 4: And I'm comparing it to when I was started making
Speaker 4: fun of white guy, white guy doing reggae, and then
Speaker 4: accidentally I really started to enjoy singing like a reggae
Speaker 4: guy and I'm like, oh, I'm actually feel like I'm
Speaker 4: getting good at this. And I actually started listening to
Speaker 4: Toots in the may Toolls and brought out my old
Speaker 4: Marley and I'm like, oh, I it backfired.
Speaker 2: I actually could have been like yahoo.
Speaker 4: I wondered if that happened for you with like oh,
Speaker 4: I don't know, careless whisper or something.
Speaker 6: Oh well, I well, yeah, I am a musician. I'm
Speaker 6: playing south By Southwest in two weeks.
Speaker 2: Which is very exciting. Congratulations, thank you, thank you and uh.
Speaker 6: I have always played sax since I was in fourth grade.
Speaker 4: And that's what I didn't expect is that's not something
Speaker 4: you just pick up and jokingly play. I'm like, oh
Speaker 4: my god, yeah, you're you're a saxophone musician.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: And I did a video with Kenny G which I
Speaker 6: don't really like, but it was very fun to meet
Speaker 6: him and to spend the day with him. Yeah, and
Speaker 6: I played, I jammed with him. It was amazing, both
Speaker 6: of Oh wow, that was great.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Did you guys hear John Daly's Red Chili Peppers song?
Speaker 4: Oh yes, The people were convinced was an actual Red
Speaker 4: Hot Chili Peppers.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, and multiple multiple outlets reported on it as
Speaker 6: if it was real and like excoriating reviews of this,
Speaker 6: like what are the Peppers doing? Like another California song
Speaker 6: cheese and it's just about streets and directions and Yahoo
Speaker 6: Music wrote like a full like we're over the Peppers now,
Speaker 6: and then they screenshotted it, but they took it down.
Speaker 7: That's yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were embarrassed.
Speaker 4: Like there's another example liked when you were young? Were
Speaker 4: you like me where you really liked the Red Hot
Speaker 4: Chili Peppers and sticker on the back of your car.
Speaker 2: I couldn't. I couldn't have written that song without being
Speaker 2: a giant fan.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I go way back, and they were
Speaker 6: my favorite, you know, one of my favorite. It was like,
Speaker 6: you know Peppers Rage, Yeah, yeah, of course Pepper's Nirvana,
Speaker 6: Sound Garden or.
Speaker 5: Woodstock ninety nine.
Speaker 2: I didn't go to Woodstock ninety nine.
Speaker 6: No, I wish I saw that documentary and uh.
Speaker 4: A lot of bad stuff happened, right, yeah, best you didn't.
Speaker 1: It's best you didn't go.
Speaker 2: Yeah. They set everything on fire and it was terrible
Speaker 2: not to mention all the mud.
Speaker 6: And Moby was like this mud Moby in that documentary.
Speaker 6: He's like, ough the muddle over my equipment.
Speaker 1: But Moby, it's vegan mud.
Speaker 2: People, It's just it's vegan mud. Is vegan Moby.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, no animals were harmed in this mud. I like,
Speaker 1: the is it that documentary or was it that concert
Speaker 1: where Billy Joe from Green Day gets hit right in
Speaker 1: the head.
Speaker 2: With a bottle? No funny? Oh, really not funny.
Speaker 1: It's really shitty.
Speaker 6: You tell it the Yeah, is that why you're laughing?
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I don't know why I'm laughing.
Speaker 2: Because this is Karen.
Speaker 4: When something tragic happens, Karen's reaction is to laugh, and
Speaker 4: it's because she cares.
Speaker 1: It's kind of my first reaction to every single thing,
Speaker 1: and that's how I slowly process what's happening, no matter what.
Speaker 1: But I kind of kill time by laughing. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: there it is like they're really jamming and then just
Speaker 1: suddenly there's like a Heineken bottle that just goes boom.
Speaker 1: It's really fucked up.
Speaker 6: Billie Joe got really hurt, and Karen's over here having
Speaker 6: the time of her laugh.
Speaker 4: Or there's the time Chris No cheal it from Nirvana
Speaker 4: through his guitar in the air and it hits him
Speaker 4: right on the heads Oh man.
Speaker 2: Right, video musical, Well, that's.
Speaker 4: Why his was funny. The guy from Green Day was
Speaker 4: kind of assaulted by someone.
Speaker 1: He was a victim.
Speaker 4: But if you are like, I don't care that, I'm
Speaker 4: I think they're on MTV or some and he kind
Speaker 4: of sarcastically through his guitar in the air and then
Speaker 4: it he just didn't catch it and it hit the
Speaker 4: top of his head and.
Speaker 2: He had to go to the hospital. Yeah, really hurt.
Speaker 5: Himself. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's why I'm smiling and talking about it.
Speaker 6: He ran for governor of Washington State or something. He
Speaker 6: was a politician, Chris, Is that true?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: And you were like it was like, oh wow, he's
Speaker 6: kind of like a Bernie like freakazoid version of like
Speaker 6: and then like.
Speaker 2: Nowadays he's like horrible. He just turned bad.
Speaker 6: Oh, like in a libertarian way, like kind of like
Speaker 6: oh god you have You're just a man with no
Speaker 6: country type of guy.
Speaker 5: Now wow.
Speaker 1: I just feel like it's that kind of I think
Speaker 1: rock stars it's a young man's game, and then if
Speaker 1: they continue and grow, their lives are so unrealistic and
Speaker 1: so spoiled that then they kind of have these you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. It just keeps happening. It's like
Speaker 1: Eric Clapton is just kind of like no immigrants, and
Speaker 1: you're just like, are you fun? You've been carried your
Speaker 1: entire life? How dare you?
Speaker 2: Morrissey talking about Yeah, yeah, Boris is the big one.
Speaker 1: Morrissey.
Speaker 6: Johnny Rotten is fully just conservative, like yeah, he's like
Speaker 6: I don't care, like he just like thinks it's more
Speaker 6: punk rock to hate make fun of liberals.
Speaker 4: I guess yeah, it's the new punk rock. Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't like the new punk rock.
Speaker 3: He's always just been like fuck you, follocks to you, foles,
Speaker 3: to you all.
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 1: Do you think the Queen is on her way out?
Speaker 1: Do you think she's about to die?
Speaker 2: Wait? Was this a thing that fake story was put
Speaker 2: out about that?
Speaker 1: Yes, Like it went around on Twitter one day that
Speaker 1: she died and then everyone had to go, no, that's
Speaker 1: not true.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But but recently she's been going like, you know,
Speaker 2: Camilla will be the Queen Regiment or whatever.
Speaker 6: She's got, like the whole kind of her will coming
Speaker 6: out like right, yeah.
Speaker 1: And she also did that thing. There was a clip
Speaker 1: that because she well, first of all, she had COVID
Speaker 1: and then there was a clip of her cutting a
Speaker 1: cake and she insisted upon using the sword that she
Speaker 1: used to night somebody to cut the cake and they
Speaker 1: were kind of like ha ha, no, don't do that,
Speaker 1: and she was like, I'm doing it. She had a
Speaker 1: big smile on her face. Did you see that. I
Speaker 1: was like, she might be going a little organic in
Speaker 1: the brain. She's really old.
Speaker 5: I mean she's been since I was born.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was old when I was born. It's amazing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's I actually thought there was like it's been
Speaker 4: three different people because she's been since my child.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, passing down the same pillbox. Hat.
Speaker 6: I wonder if like Prince Harry's gonna go to her
Speaker 6: funeral and is he invited or is he disinvited from
Speaker 6: everything because he abdicated.
Speaker 1: I feel like if she dies, that's everything gets cleared.
Speaker 1: Don't you think on all the old all these Yeah.
Speaker 5: I don't imagine, but who is in line?
Speaker 6: Camilla mm hmm Camilla and yeah, Charles and Charles. It's
Speaker 6: amazing how much art and television and movies with Spencer
Speaker 6: and the Crown is being It's like almost like the
Speaker 6: people's revenge on these people that are so kind of
Speaker 6: like just like there must be it must be so
Speaker 6: amazing to just be like, God, there were so many
Speaker 6: versions of us, like you.
Speaker 2: Know, you know, like at least you know how they
Speaker 2: have to look.
Speaker 1: At that, like they have to watch it, they must
Speaker 1: watch it in their little.
Speaker 2: Yeah is that me?
Speaker 1: I mean I'm talking about it and I genuinely do
Speaker 1: not care, but it seems to be like a fun
Speaker 1: thing to talk about.
Speaker 6: Right, I mean, if you don't care, if the queen
Speaker 6: is dead. This is very wow.
Speaker 1: My my thing, well, thinking of Johnny Rotten. What I
Speaker 1: was thinking is, unlike any time before, it seems like
Speaker 1: in the last year she started smiling a ton in pictures,
Speaker 1: and I feel like that's a sign that she should
Speaker 1: not be making public appearances anymore. Like here, she was
Speaker 1: always very like Yeper and you know, royal, but now
Speaker 1: she's always got like a little devious grin on her face,
Speaker 1: and it's like, Na, she's.
Speaker 2: A little horny.
Speaker 6: No, I'm telling everyone, Okay, you're not gonna be on
Speaker 6: the mic anymore.
Speaker 1: You can't be. It can't be at the grocery store opening.
Speaker 6: I mean, give me the keys, give me the keys
Speaker 6: to the car you've never driven.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: Has anything happened in your New Car podcast that aside
Speaker 1: from the guy at the bus stop, anything, any big events,
Speaker 1: any almost accidents, anything that you've seen.
Speaker 5: That makes them very very crazy, just left turns.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's got to get scary and courageous justifications.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that had a bullet hole, didn't we, John We did.
Speaker 6: And we saw a hot dog cart that said Jesus
Speaker 6: hot Dog. It was called Jesus hot Dogs.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 7: That was no apostrophe, Yeahphy, and then Steve ag knew
Speaker 7: like all these pulp fiction locations, and so we drove
Speaker 7: past this Riverside Boulevard pulp fiction.
Speaker 6: It was where Bruce Willis uh kind of goes after
Speaker 6: he gets Z's motorcycle. Yeah, yeah, ride, he rides away,
Speaker 6: and he's at this place kind of near the Allegion,
Speaker 6: the new Allegian Theater on Riverside.
Speaker 4: Oh I bet I could find that. I just did
Speaker 4: that theater.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's fun to It's movies that I saw before
Speaker 4: I ever moved here. It's kind of fun to watch
Speaker 4: them and be like, wait, that's outside my house. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Denzel Washington was filmed a movie outside my house.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. All of Fast and the Furious is just like, yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Training Day is my neighborhood. It's pretty fun to
Speaker 4: watch that love pretty fun to talk about.
Speaker 5: So yeah, we're really good to hanging the whole thing
Speaker 5: on not not making right turns.
Speaker 1: I mean, here's the thing. It's you guys clearly didn't
Speaker 1: think through the fact that making a left in Los
Speaker 1: Angeles is the biggest pain in the ass there kind
Speaker 1: of is it is?
Speaker 6: Well, that's right, that's why we're not being like easy
Speaker 6: on ourselves.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, okay, And.
Speaker 6: It adds a special kind of like having to pull
Speaker 6: out a little bit into the intersection, with which John
Speaker 6: very readily does. He's not one of these people that
Speaker 6: just stays at the white lines, which messes me off
Speaker 6: so much.
Speaker 2: That would have to go oka.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like when I had the two thousand and nine
Speaker 5: Chevy Trailblazer and I was a little more okay, but
Speaker 5: now I got the brand new Toyota Sanamnivan.
Speaker 1: Come on, yeah, wait a second, are you guys sponsored?
Speaker 1: Is that what you keep saying? Toyota cianemon evan.
Speaker 6: God, we need that Toyota money. That's that That would
Speaker 6: be huge. Yeah, today we're in ah, then we're then
Speaker 6: we're fully cars, and then we're stealing equally from you.
Speaker 5: Won't get a lemon a Toyota of orange. Karen.
Speaker 4: We tried for a while. Karen and I both had hondas.
Speaker 4: Whendn't we started with eyes and then oh, sorry, that
Speaker 4: is part of the song. I probably peaked, but yeah
Speaker 4: did was there a moment when you guys had to
Speaker 4: decide who was going to drive? We gradually realized that
Speaker 4: Karen was way better at driving and also being able
Speaker 4: to talk.
Speaker 2: I cannot. It was always John, it was always tall John. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, for me, it's always like, I think John Daly
Speaker 5: is going to be driving this podcast metaphorically, so I'll
Speaker 5: drive it literally.
Speaker 2: Which is not true. We're we're both I feel like
Speaker 2: we're both driving. You. You always surprise me with like wow,
Speaker 2: I try.
Speaker 4: Yeah, keep it fresh. How when did you guys become pals?
Speaker 4: Did you work together on a show or something.
Speaker 6: Like we met it just maybe it's through Scott Ackerman
Speaker 6: or yeah, definitely end parties and stuff, and.
Speaker 5: I always know of him, but honestly, it wasn't until
Speaker 5: the Red Utchley Peppers thing. I'm like, holy shit, this
Speaker 5: guy is hilarious. I've been taking him and granted this
Speaker 5: whole time. He's been right in front of my face.
Speaker 5: In ten years, I'm going to do a podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah wow, you predicted it.
Speaker 6: That's ten years from now. We'll be at a party
Speaker 6: and we'll come up with a podcast.
Speaker 4: Oh I regular size John. I also really like your
Speaker 4: shot for shot what.
Speaker 2: They start shot for shot remake of the Rolling Stones
Speaker 2: start Me Up video? But yeah, but what did you do?
Speaker 6: It's cheer me up because put it out at the
Speaker 6: beginning of Pandemic and it's just cheer me up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look, I love that. That's great.
Speaker 4: Yeah if yeah, you should it is. It does cheer
Speaker 4: me up to watch it. Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 2: And that Rolling Stones video is great too, Go ahead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the original is good. Yeah, the remake is better.
Speaker 1: But I was going to say my favorite John daily
Speaker 1: Roll Well, there's many, but in Zoolander two. And I
Speaker 1: know I told you this, Yeah, because I went to
Speaker 1: Zoolander two. I think it was some kind of preview
Speaker 1: or whatever, because there's lots of people that we knew
Speaker 1: that were in it, and I watched John Daley and
Speaker 1: I'm like, he's he is the best actor in this movie.
Speaker 2: Well, thank you, thank.
Speaker 1: You, because you were having to do a very specific
Speaker 1: thing and you did it really consistently, and every time
Speaker 1: you were on the screen. I liked watching what it
Speaker 1: was like engaging and good and not to say, there's
Speaker 1: a lot going on, you luck going on in that movie,
Speaker 1: and it was fun to see our friends and lots
Speaker 1: of people, you know whatever. But I just kept going like, man,
Speaker 1: John Daley really pulled it off in that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh that's so nice.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're saying I'm better at acting than Penelope Cruise.
Speaker 6: That's yeah, really great, that's cool.
Speaker 1: You were upstaging her, you were chewing up the scene
Speaker 1: behind her. She couldn't compete.
Speaker 4: You didn't hear this too, because you two have always
Speaker 4: been compared in the past.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Penelope for the same part.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was one gear at like three years ago,
Speaker 4: I had a couple acting gigs, one on TIGS Show
Speaker 4: and one on that corporate show. And you were it
Speaker 4: was like within weeks of each other, and I feel
Speaker 4: like we Yeah, you and I were on TIGS Show too, Yeah,
Speaker 4: and then right after that on Corporate Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you you just it seems like because I
Speaker 4: just get nervous when I'm doing that kind of thing,
Speaker 4: I know how to hide it. But you just look
Speaker 4: like you're having fun. And I think that's what translates. Well,
Speaker 4: just seems like you're having fun sometimes.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well hey thanks, but yeah, yeah, those were both
Speaker 6: fun like jobs that my friends.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, was like, hey come over and do this. Yeahah.
Speaker 2: I was definitely like.
Speaker 6: Pretty loose, Yeah, super loose, Zoolander, not so loose.
Speaker 1: You could, Penelope, you to be center.
Speaker 2: You got to bring your a game for penelop for Penelope.
Speaker 1: Were you spies or like.
Speaker 2: We were the fashions the fashion police of course?
Speaker 1: By yeah, my my apologies.
Speaker 5: Chris. Did you ever live with Pig?
Speaker 4: Yeah for a long time, long enough to almost get
Speaker 4: recognized by the state for tax purposes. Seven years, that's
Speaker 4: what us.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And what about David Huntsburger. Did he live in that
Speaker 5: house too?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: They are second house together. David moved in. I just
Speaker 4: I just hung out with him the other day. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I've had really good friends that I used to live with.
Speaker 5: Well, I always I never like, if I see you
Speaker 5: on the street, I know that you're Chris Faerbanks and
Speaker 5: sing with him he's David Huntsburger. Yes, but I can
Speaker 5: never keep straight which one of you I went on
Speaker 5: that blimp ride with and it was.
Speaker 2: It was Yeah, I've never been on a blimp.
Speaker 4: I fear them because you know, they catch on fire
Speaker 4: and stuff or they have the history of it.
Speaker 2: You were in a blimp? What this blimp thing?
Speaker 1: Come on?
Speaker 5: Well, the blimp thing is Doug Benson, who I owe
Speaker 5: my career to just randomly tweeted something about the good
Speaker 5: Year blimp ones and they tweeted back to them and said, hey,
Speaker 5: you want to take a ride, bring seven friends or whatever,
Speaker 5: and I was one of them and it was fantastic.
Speaker 5: It's it's amazing how when the blimp takes off. I
Speaker 5: would imagine it would be a little more gradual. You're
Speaker 5: going up, like at a ninety degree angle, and it's
Speaker 5: it's so weird, it's so fun. Yeah, it was a
Speaker 5: good time.
Speaker 1: What did you fly over?
Speaker 5: We flew over like the Queen Mary because the good
Speaker 5: Year Airport, for lack of a better word, is down
Speaker 5: that way.
Speaker 2: Oh it was the good Year blimp.
Speaker 5: Oh he was the good Year Blimp.
Speaker 2: Boy.
Speaker 4: That's like going to the Playboy Mansion in the sky.
Speaker 2: Yeah, more perverted. Yeah, because because it's like a big
Speaker 2: old dong.
Speaker 5: You guys got just tweet about the Goodyear blamp and
Speaker 5: get a free ride.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, okay I should. Yeah.
Speaker 4: It is how I've gotten my Delta flights changed.
Speaker 6: Twitter is powerful Twitter, I have I have done. It
Speaker 6: used to be maybe it's not anymore. It feels very
Speaker 6: like scaled down or something. They won't let everyone see
Speaker 6: your stuff, but definitely I've I've gotten hotels yep, the
Speaker 6: discounts upgrades.
Speaker 4: Not even on purpose life schedule.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's from the product.
Speaker 4: Yeah, of like complaining about something, and then it's embarrassing
Speaker 4: because they're like, oh, we'll fix that for you, thank
Speaker 4: you very much. I'm going to delete this tweet now
Speaker 4: where he's complaining about it.
Speaker 1: Also, then you're kind of publicly known as like, yeah,
Speaker 1: well I'm standing here and this my bag isn't here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know sometimes that's like sometimes no one notices. But
Speaker 1: then like I think in this day and age, I
Speaker 1: would say since twenty sixteen, you see a lot less
Speaker 1: like airport complaining on Twitter. It's just like no one
Speaker 1: gives a ship.
Speaker 4: I don't even see complaining in airports lately. It's just everyone. Uh,
Speaker 4: airports have been quite pleasant.
Speaker 6: Everyone's understaff though, or like cut back all their like
Speaker 6: support staff, including hotels. When I was just driving across
Speaker 6: the country speaking of driving, but uh in hotels now
Speaker 6: they don't have uh your room isn't automatically cleaned or
Speaker 6: at least these hotels I was on the road.
Speaker 4: Hotels, I always get to hang that sign up and
Speaker 4: then they barge in right when I'm bending over in
Speaker 4: front of my mom.
Speaker 2: I don't mind it.
Speaker 6: But I think the thing is when if you is
Speaker 6: to request it and tip that person because they're getting
Speaker 6: less tips or something.
Speaker 4: Ohques maybe yeah, you have to absolutely don't want to
Speaker 4: your times.
Speaker 2: I don't. Yeah, you're right, I have don't find my
Speaker 2: weed man, yeah, man, my.
Speaker 4: Stash that I bring with me on airplanes. I have
Speaker 4: noticed said all hotels now have that little envelope like, hey,
Speaker 4: you have a little for the cleaning stuff. And even
Speaker 4: if they don't clean my room, it seems but I'm
Speaker 4: like here, oh yeah, they'll eventually be in here.
Speaker 6: Because I don't need I wait until they come.
Speaker 2: I wait until they come to the room and give
Speaker 2: it to their face.
Speaker 4: You know what they need to start doing.
Speaker 1: You folded up, put some gravy on it.
Speaker 4: Here's a little gravy for you. It's yeah, it's uh.
Speaker 4: They need to just stop giving you four dozen towels.
Speaker 4: If they give you one toe, you're gonna have to
Speaker 4: you know, I've just figured out the hotel problem. If
Speaker 4: you're out there listening Hilton family, one towel and on
Speaker 4: the towels. Yeah, and then people got to have the
Speaker 4: room changed over.
Speaker 6: I'm dog friend, you gotta be dog friendly. So it's
Speaker 6: it is Hilton Garden and then Hampton in. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: you gotta be dog. My dog also don't like dogs.
Speaker 6: My dog smunks.
Speaker 1: People love dogs.
Speaker 2: H look at that one. Oh my gosh, thank you.
Speaker 2: Great couch, great dog.
Speaker 4: You got it the couch.
Speaker 1: The dog came with the couch.
Speaker 2: Cozy as hell.
Speaker 1: She was shoved in between the questions. All right, well, guys,
Speaker 1: do you have anything else you want to plug or discuss?
Speaker 1: Because this hour has gone by so insanely fast, it's
Speaker 1: kind of funny.
Speaker 4: Yeah, tall John, you're still working on big Burgers bobs
Speaker 4: Berg Big Bob.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm working that.
Speaker 2: Everyone loves.
Speaker 5: Yes, I'll never leave there. They'll have to fire me.
Speaker 1: Why why would you?
Speaker 2: John Da?
Speaker 4: What are you working on lately?
Speaker 6: I U I'm putting on an album in the U
Speaker 6: in the summer in June, and of music, and I'm
Speaker 6: gonna go on tour and do a big show in
Speaker 6: l A and then I am doing.
Speaker 2: South By Southwest two weeks from now. Come to that.
Speaker 2: If you're in Austin.
Speaker 6: I've got a new podcast called I got two podcasts
Speaker 6: ones called two John's Don't Make It Right, which we've
Speaker 6: talked about the other one is called Deliberately Wasting Your
Speaker 6: Time and it's a podcast reviews, so uh yeah check,
Speaker 6: oh that's great just review other people's that idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is it just you by yourself.
Speaker 2: It's fun. Please be on it, both of you. By
Speaker 2: the Yeah, yeah, you have guests on that.
Speaker 6: Me by myself and a guest and uh we listen
Speaker 6: to obscure and strange podcasts and then that's sometimes just
Speaker 6: Joe Rogan or whatever and through it. Sure, and it's
Speaker 6: a little bit like mystery science theater kind of thing.
Speaker 6: That's sound fun.
Speaker 2: That's a funny idea. I just like that's really fine. Mirror.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and to Johns. And now we're releasing two John's
Speaker 6: on that stream. So if you go to that stream
Speaker 6: of deliberately Wasting your time, you'll see two John's. We're
Speaker 6: going to eventually, we got to get our own thing,
Speaker 6: but just for kind of.
Speaker 2: The you know the purpose of just putting stuff out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, deliberately wasting our time having us. I'm going to
Speaker 5: help you wrap this up.
Speaker 2: Thank you, thanks for having us.
Speaker 4: Thank you you're host and so and so happy to
Speaker 4: see you both.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's almost like we do here.
Speaker 5: Andy my allergies have been going crazy, so I've been
Speaker 5: dabbing my eye, but I'm not crying.
Speaker 4: Oh good, I hate being that funny you've been listening.
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