WEBVTT - CFB Live featuring Paul Virzi

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Solid Verbal Hell that for me, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a man, I'm forty. I've heard so many players say, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to be happy. You want to be happy

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<v Speaker 1>for a day? Edo State is that woo woom? And

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<v Speaker 1>Dan and Tye welcome back to the Solid Rubber boys

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<v Speaker 1>and girls.

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<v Speaker 2>My name is ty Hildebrandt. You will hear from Dan

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<v Speaker 2>Rubinstein momentarily because this is another clip from College Football

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<v Speaker 2>Thursdays this week on Tuesday. You know, we figured you

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<v Speaker 2>had better things to do this coming Thursday. Happy Thanksgiving

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<v Speaker 2>to one and all. This is a fun show. We

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<v Speaker 2>did it early courtesy of our friends over at Netflix.

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<v Speaker 2>We also had a special guest, Paul Verzi, who has

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<v Speaker 2>a comedy special right now out on Netflix called Nocturnal Admissions,

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<v Speaker 2>really funny stuff. He's a big football fan. He's been

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<v Speaker 2>talking about college football on a bunch of programs you've

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<v Speaker 2>heard before.

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<v Speaker 1>Paul Stop Spy talks.

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<v Speaker 2>A little college ball with us here in just a

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<v Speaker 2>Without further ado, here's part of our conversation with Paul Verzi.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't talk to you before Thanksgiving. Have a good one,

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<v Speaker 2>stay solid, enjoy Robber. We thought it would be apt

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<v Speaker 2>to bring on somebody who could perhaps lighten the mood

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit here on the program This Evening. This

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<v Speaker 2>gentleman headlines clubs and theaters across North America. Hosts two

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<v Speaker 2>weekly podcasts, The Versey Effect and of Course Anything Better,

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<v Speaker 2>which he co hosts with Bill Burr. May have heard

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<v Speaker 2>of him. Both podcasts are on the All Things Comedy Network.

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<v Speaker 2>Paul Versey also has an hour long special called Nocturnal Admissions,

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<v Speaker 2>which is funny as hell. Paul, Welcome to the show man.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you tonight, Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Good man, how are you? Thanks for having me.

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<v Speaker 2>We are doing well. We are doing well. I hope

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<v Speaker 2>we didn't depress you too much with all that Alabama talk.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope that's cool, you know what.

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<v Speaker 3>It started to go on a little past ten after

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm like, if these guys start talking.

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<v Speaker 1>About bowling Green and ball State Tuesday night Mac talk, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a lot. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>If the bowling Green ball State come in. I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, these guys really really watched this sport.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Paul Versey has dropped out of the chat. Thank

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<v Speaker 2>you was here momentarily. Do you have a team?

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<v Speaker 1>Paul?

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<v Speaker 2>Who's your team? Do you have a team?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's weird because growing up in the New

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<v Speaker 1>York area.

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<v Speaker 3>College college sports, right, it's tough because you got Syracuse here,

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<v Speaker 3>you have Rutgers.

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<v Speaker 1>And you have Yukon, but they're never it hasn't been

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<v Speaker 1>like a bit.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not really a big college town really, I guess,

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<v Speaker 3>you know.

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<v Speaker 1>But being a comic, we go to a big game

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<v Speaker 1>every year.

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<v Speaker 3>So I've been to like we were in death Val

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<v Speaker 3>we saw LSU Alabama at LSU one year. Then we

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<v Speaker 3>went to Notre Dame USC under the lights in South Bend,

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<v Speaker 3>which was my favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we went to the big House.

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<v Speaker 3>So I love watching all of these teams, but I

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<v Speaker 3>don't like the Alabama fans. Loafers and khakis, and you

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<v Speaker 3>know that they have that like, oh, we're Alabama, but

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<v Speaker 3>we're also preppy. And I also got into it with

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<v Speaker 3>a guy after a after a game, so Alabama.

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<v Speaker 1>I like to see between Nick Saban and that guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I like to see them in pain.

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<v Speaker 4>So what what campuses are on your list? Obviously you're

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<v Speaker 4>on the road a good deal, and what campuses have

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<v Speaker 4>stood out? What experiences be it tailgating, be it stadium,

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<v Speaker 4>be it fans that actually are like, oh, I could

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<v Speaker 4>have seen myself going to Wisconsin and having a great time.

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<v Speaker 4>I could have seen myself going to Tennessee or Washington

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<v Speaker 4>or Texas. Like what has stood out to you from

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<v Speaker 4>your college football travels.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a great question. You know, the big house at Michigan, tailgating,

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<v Speaker 3>tailgating on that golf course. Yeah, and it, dude, that

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<v Speaker 3>was That was one I would say that. I would

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<v Speaker 3>say Michigan, Notre Dame and were the two that I liked.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't love.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't love the swamp Gators, LSU in the sun.

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<v Speaker 3>The only thing cool, Yeah, the only thing cool about

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<v Speaker 3>it was I was one of those people in that

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<v Speaker 3>eighty thousand people whatever it was singing Tom Petty when

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<v Speaker 3>he passed away.

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<v Speaker 1>The first time.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that was really really cool but super super hot.

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<v Speaker 3>And we you know, one of my buddies got into

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<v Speaker 3>it with this woman who was a fan, and she

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<v Speaker 3>was drunk. So I always have the drunk memories, which

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<v Speaker 3>takes away from like, you get that everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess right, there's always like but you have.

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<v Speaker 3>To I actually factor that in because if you if

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<v Speaker 3>your fan base has those animals, which all fan bases do, right,

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<v Speaker 3>Let's be honest, every fan base has has a group

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<v Speaker 3>of animals and you just have to basically put them

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<v Speaker 3>into categories and put them like list them from worst

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<v Speaker 3>of the animals to people that you could deal with.

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<v Speaker 3>But I do factor that in. And I got to

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<v Speaker 3>tell you Michigan is up there with some of the

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<v Speaker 3>best and I and I don't mean bad animals, I

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<v Speaker 3>mean great.

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<v Speaker 4>So what is what is your experience either on the

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<v Speaker 4>road because sometimes it's can be difficult to catch big

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<v Speaker 4>games or at home watching big games. Do you just

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<v Speaker 4>skew towards watching those bigger matchups? Do you skew towards

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<v Speaker 4>a conference like I like watching big Big ten matchups

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<v Speaker 4>or SEC or PAC twelve, like what is your what

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<v Speaker 4>is your viewing preference?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I guess, I guess like the big ones. Like

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<v Speaker 3>like I I'm definitely more of an NFL fan, but

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<v Speaker 3>I've gotten into college football a lot more in the

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<v Speaker 3>past five six years. So like like this week coming up,

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<v Speaker 3>Rivalry week, I'm like, I'm in. I'm like really really

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<v Speaker 3>locked in. Oh another great one.

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<v Speaker 1>I should have said this. We went to Penn State.

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<v Speaker 3>We went to Penn State last year and that was

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, they did play ball state, so it was

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<v Speaker 3>kind of like.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you said no State. I know, yeah, I know, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but let's let's be honest.

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<v Speaker 3>Any school that David Letterman goes to is probably not

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<v Speaker 3>going to be huge on a huge football school. But

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<v Speaker 3>Penn State was a great atmosphere too. But yeah, I

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<v Speaker 3>would say like the big ones. I really get excited

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<v Speaker 3>for the big ones and ones where you know, like

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<v Speaker 3>this Michigan Ohio.

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<v Speaker 1>State coming up? You got what is it? It's a

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<v Speaker 1>two and of three? Right, yep? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So like that, I mean, and I and I

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<v Speaker 3>have friends on both sides, and like I've heard like

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<v Speaker 3>when I listened to them talk like how it's light dude,

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<v Speaker 3>It's like disturbing. I'm not even joking, Like I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>even trying to be funny, like it's I have I

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<v Speaker 3>have a friend who said, like it like is their year,

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<v Speaker 3>like if if Michigan wins, or I have friends that

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<v Speaker 3>are like you don't understand, like it changes the dynamic

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<v Speaker 3>of our home through the holidays.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just going like you people like that's a little.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, let's be honest, if it changes your holidays,

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<v Speaker 3>you know this therapy's got to be dude, you got children,

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<v Speaker 3>Like that's a bigger thing than a football game, I think.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, Jesus, is how much different is it? And

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<v Speaker 3>so you said you're more into NFL than college, which

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<v Speaker 3>is the thing I mean. And we talked to Chris

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<v Speaker 3>and Stefano he was on our show last week also

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<v Speaker 3>in the same boat. Grew up in the city, right,

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<v Speaker 3>and we asked them the question who's the one true

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<v Speaker 3>team of New York City? And there's not a great

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<v Speaker 3>answer for that. You know, you could ask a thousand

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<v Speaker 3>people to give you a thousand different answers, But what

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<v Speaker 3>was your experience like growing up in the city with

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<v Speaker 3>respect to college, Because as I told Chris, like I.

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<v Speaker 2>Know people from Philly. I know people from New York,

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<v Speaker 2>they grew up in the city. To them, college sports

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<v Speaker 2>really like didn't exist.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know, it's funny you said that because I

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<v Speaker 3>was actually in London performing and I brought my family

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<v Speaker 3>and I went to see the Giants Packers in London,

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<v Speaker 3>and I went to concessions and to go to the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 3>Me and my son got up and I actually saw

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<v Speaker 3>christ to Stefano going to the bathroom as well. He

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<v Speaker 3>was there too, So me and him are like this

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<v Speaker 3>New York like lunatic sports fan. But yeah, I would say,

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<v Speaker 3>like I wish that the NFL had the enthusiasm of

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<v Speaker 3>college you know, when you go to these places, man,

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<v Speaker 3>and like, you know, we joke around and call these

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<v Speaker 3>people all animals, and they're out there like puke and

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<v Speaker 3>we're joking around because we actually talked, like, dude, this

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<v Speaker 3>is amazing to have not only one hundred thousand people

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<v Speaker 3>in the building going absolutely nuts and living or dying

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<v Speaker 3>with every play, which you don't really get with the NFL,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, and then you have all the people outside

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<v Speaker 3>the building that are either watching it on TVs and tailgating.

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<v Speaker 3>So growing up in New York, we didn't really didn't

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<v Speaker 3>even have that because you just had you know, these guys,

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of these guys are prima donnas. A lot

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<v Speaker 3>of these guys are making you know, all this money,

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<v Speaker 3>millions of dollars, and not everything. You know, the college

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<v Speaker 3>game matters a little bit more.

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<v Speaker 1>That's kind of what's disappointing. That's why I that's the

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<v Speaker 1>thing about college that I think.

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<v Speaker 3>Will always have it over the pros is that like,

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<v Speaker 3>like this week is like all of this guy's Super Bowls,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, and you're going to see it in every

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<v Speaker 3>game where the NFL you're not seeing that. Dude, You're

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<v Speaker 3>not seeing a team do that every week, week in

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<v Speaker 3>and week out.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so I need some advice from you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>The segment that we're going to do in a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit here is called TI versus the World. It's where

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<v Speaker 2>I give the world here at least our little universe

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<v Speaker 2>or our vacuum sealed college football universe. Five picks for

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<v Speaker 2>the week. Over the last three weeks, I'm oh for fifteen, Paul,

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<v Speaker 2>I have not.

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<v Speaker 4>Got against the spread against US High as the surest

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<v Speaker 4>picker in America.

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<v Speaker 2>I am quite literally oh for fifteen so, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>know you're a sports fan. I know you've you know,

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<v Speaker 2>obviously talked NFL for a couple long time. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>have any like can you help me out of this?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I watch your comedy Spence, you seemingly have pretty

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<v Speaker 2>good advice, a good sense for like just life in general.

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<v Speaker 1>I need help. I need help. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, listen, this is the one thing that people don't

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<v Speaker 3>do in sports because I.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't think enough. Now listen, last year I beat the book.

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<v Speaker 3>Me and me and Bill Burr picked four games every

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<v Speaker 3>week against the book for eighteen weeks. We both beat

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<v Speaker 3>the book against you know, against the spread. This year,

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<v Speaker 3>right now, I'm one game under. I was eight under

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<v Speaker 3>three weeks ago. And I'm one game under because I

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<v Speaker 3>finally realized.

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<v Speaker 1>That the Packers stink.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, So once I realized that Aaron Rodgers in

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<v Speaker 3>the pack once Aaron Rodgers started playing with his nipples

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<v Speaker 3>joking r, I said, it's a fight. It's a rap, dude.

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<v Speaker 3>I knew it was the rap over over. So here's

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<v Speaker 3>what I think. I think you have to look at

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<v Speaker 3>trends of teams too, do you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I lose you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So what I think it is is it's yes,

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<v Speaker 3>it's easy to go, it's easy to say. Ah, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>Ohio State their number two, Michigan's number three. It's in

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<v Speaker 3>Ohio State. Gun to my head, I think Ohio State.

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<v Speaker 3>But what's the pattern of this game? And the pattern

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<v Speaker 3>of this.

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<v Speaker 1>Game is usually Ohio State wins, especially under Harbor.

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<v Speaker 3>Harbor ended up getting one recently. Okay, and now you

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<v Speaker 3>have a momentum thing. Now you have Michigan loved that

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<v Speaker 3>feeling and wants it again. But then you have Ohio State,

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<v Speaker 3>who dominated, and now they got that bad taste in

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<v Speaker 3>their mouth, which means this is gonna be really good.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think I think, like my how I would

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<v Speaker 1>trend with it and listen.

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<v Speaker 3>I could be wrong because it's not the NFL, but

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<v Speaker 3>I think Michigan's gonna win.

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<v Speaker 1>I think Michigan's gonna win a game. I just I

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<v Speaker 1>just have that feeling.

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<v Speaker 3>So sometimes if you and plus you're oh for fifteen, dude,

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<v Speaker 3>so you could throw a dart, I mean, you could

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<v Speaker 3>have a monkey throw a dart at the wall, and

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<v Speaker 3>you're gonna.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be the same, right if you if you're over.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, I will take anybody with halfway reasoned logic, Paul,

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<v Speaker 2>That's where I'm at with this because what I've been

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<v Speaker 2>trying is not working.

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<v Speaker 1>No, listen, I gotta I'm not gonna lie to you, dude.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been in slumps, oh for fifteen is that's yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that's where it's like, you need you need one. But

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<v Speaker 3>here's the thing, buddy, once you get that one, you're

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<v Speaker 3>off and running. Dude, you're gonna you just gotta get off.

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<v Speaker 3>You just got to get one. And what I would

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<v Speaker 3>do is I would basically just go against your gut.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's what I've been saying, you know, last for

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<v Speaker 2>a good long time. We've been doing the show for

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen years. I used to joke all the time about

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<v Speaker 2>the reverse jinks, the power of the reverse jinks. So

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a Notre Dame fan, and I would pick against

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<v Speaker 2>Notre Dame every game, every game on purpose. The folks

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<v Speaker 2>who listened carefully knew I was doing that on purpose,

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<v Speaker 2>but it, you know, it sort of worked, mostly didn't

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<v Speaker 2>pretty much a superstition, and then I stopped doing it,

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<v Speaker 2>and suddenly I'm oh, for fifteen so maybe it's time

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<v Speaker 2>to get back to those old ways.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean look, I think I was definitely somebody

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<v Speaker 3>who's superstitious.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I just realized that it's completely ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but because I

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<v Speaker 3>did it too forever, it's do you understand how crazy

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<v Speaker 3>and the lunacy of thinking that some like one person

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<v Speaker 3>make doing one thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Is going to change everything.

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<v Speaker 3>I was at the Yankee game when Judge was going

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<v Speaker 3>through his run right and we got there, like the

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<v Speaker 3>last home game, and if he hits this, and we're

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<v Speaker 3>on left field like where where he hits them, and

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<v Speaker 3>I literally I was just looking up and I go,

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<v Speaker 3>as the game's going on, Judge's not hitting one, and

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<v Speaker 3>I look and I realize the picture's got a no

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<v Speaker 3>hitter through five, five or six. And I just looked

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<v Speaker 3>at my buddy and I didn't say it. I wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>a dick that said it, but you know, because I

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't gonna be the left But I looked at my

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<v Speaker 3>buddy and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Go, hey, man, when you see the scoreboard, you see

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on right now. That's all I said. And

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<v Speaker 1>my buddy just looked at me. He just goes, well

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<v Speaker 1>there you go, and I go, no, no, I didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>say it.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't even say And then I'm thinking to myself,

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<v Speaker 3>does a comedian sitting in left field is going to

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<v Speaker 3>change the outcome of what's really happening in the world.

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<v Speaker 3>It's crazy, So don't worry about Notre Dame with your

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<v Speaker 3>gut or like as far as just go against Sometimes

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<v Speaker 3>you got to go against what you think.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes you gotta go and.

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<v Speaker 3>You go against the spread, right, you go against the spread,

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<v Speaker 3>or you just go nuts spread.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, if you're going against the spread, I would say,

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<v Speaker 1>do you do you always bet with your heart?

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<v Speaker 3>Or are there times where you're just like You're just like, no,

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<v Speaker 3>Notre Dame is just not as good as this tea.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you willing as a Notre Dame fan to go

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<v Speaker 3>Notre Dame is gonna get kicked out of him today?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, oh yeah, of course?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, good, yeah, because those are those people I can't

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<v Speaker 3>even talk to, you know, those people that those people

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<v Speaker 3>you can't even talk to because.

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<v Speaker 1>They always find a way to think like this is

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<v Speaker 1>the week.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I had a feeling, my giants we're gonna lose

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<v Speaker 3>to the Lions this week, and they did. And I

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<v Speaker 3>predicted on rich Isisen. You know what I actually, can

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<v Speaker 3>I talk a little more? I gotta tell you something cool, Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I went on Rich Iison show before the season. I

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<v Speaker 3>went in August and he said, all right, Paul Versey,

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<v Speaker 3>we're going to go down the list of your giants

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<v Speaker 3>and you're gonna give me every game winner, loss. Are

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<v Speaker 3>the Giants up until right now? Fellas, up until this minute,

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<v Speaker 3>right now? And they did it on Good Morning Football.

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<v Speaker 3>They showed it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm one wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>I got Week three wrong. I thought we were going

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<v Speaker 3>to lose to Carolina. I went there with my family.

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<v Speaker 3>We ended up pulling it out every single game from

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<v Speaker 3>week one till right now, including London, including the Lions.

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<v Speaker 3>Every game I got right, and I ultimately I had

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<v Speaker 3>them going nine and eight and I don't know what

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<v Speaker 3>that's going, but it was just completely took my heart

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<v Speaker 3>away from it completely because I know my giants and

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<v Speaker 3>when I was talking about trends before, and it's the

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<v Speaker 3>same thing with college football. I know my Giants can

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<v Speaker 3>lose to the Lions at home, but then the next

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<v Speaker 3>week go you know, Monday night football in the most

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<v Speaker 3>hostile environment against a team like the Bills, and it's

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<v Speaker 3>a game. So when you know your team like that,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, I don't know, Notre Dame like that, but

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<v Speaker 3>that's kind of what I've been doing.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you're oh for fifteen, if you think about

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<v Speaker 1>it like that, you'll get at it. It's only up

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<v Speaker 1>from oh for fifteen.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're telling me you thought the Giants were going

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<v Speaker 2>to go seven to three.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I had, I had the Giants. I had the

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<v Speaker 1>Giants five and three.

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<v Speaker 3>I had the Giants five and three after week eight,

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<v Speaker 3>which I was wrong. I was off by one. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>if you have it, if you actually you can YouTube.

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<v Speaker 3>Any of the listeners too, can YouTube Paul Versey richis

0:15:47.400 --> 0:15:49.600
<v Speaker 3>and makes Giants predictions in August.

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<v Speaker 1>I've picked every single game till now except week three.

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<v Speaker 1>Now listen. Obviously some of that, obviously, some of that is.

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<v Speaker 3>Luck, but a lot of it was how the Giants,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, perform. And I have friends who know Michigan well,

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<v Speaker 3>like the Wolverine they've been moving. They're like, oh, this

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<v Speaker 3>is how we do against this team. Yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>they should blow like last week, they should have blown

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<v Speaker 3>out of Illinois, right, and it was just I mean

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<v Speaker 3>it was but they should have.

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<v Speaker 1>It should have been what was the final score of

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<v Speaker 1>that game, by the way.

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<v Speaker 2>They kicked a field goal to win it at the

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<v Speaker 2>end nineteen seventeen.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, right, that shouldn't be right. I mean, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't think that that game. Yeah, and people,

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<v Speaker 1>but I.

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<v Speaker 3>Talked to somebody who was a diehard Wolverine fan and

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<v Speaker 3>they go, I don't know, I don't like this. This

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<v Speaker 3>is this is a game we get trapped in and

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<v Speaker 3>we lose just because they know the tendencies.

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<v Speaker 1>I really believe that.

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<v Speaker 3>I also think teams match up really good, match up

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<v Speaker 3>really good against certain teams, like you've seen, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>you've seen a team that's clearly better, but for some reason,

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<v Speaker 3>whether it's an offensive or defensive coordinator, they just kind

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<v Speaker 3>of figure out a system against that particular quarterback and.

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<v Speaker 1>The game just doesn't go the way you thought that

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<v Speaker 1>it would go.

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<v Speaker 3>And obviously that's why the odds makers are as you

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<v Speaker 3>know what they how good they are.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, so your hearts with the Giants, But is

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<v Speaker 4>there a college team not that you're a fan of

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<v Speaker 4>when you mentioned really enjoying Michigan and Notre Dame, But

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<v Speaker 4>is there a soft spot team because of a coach?

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<v Speaker 4>Because of a uniform, because of a stadium, because of

0:17:07.200 --> 0:17:09.560
<v Speaker 4>a style of play. Do you have a soft spot

0:17:09.600 --> 0:17:11.560
<v Speaker 4>over the years, You're like, I always really like watching

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<v Speaker 4>this team play, and I hope for good things, and

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<v Speaker 4>I sort of go out of my way to see

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<v Speaker 4>how they're doing well.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, this is a tricky one, and I don't

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<v Speaker 3>want to you know, this is the thing, Okay, before

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<v Speaker 3>all the before all of the crazy San Dusky, Joe

0:17:26.640 --> 0:17:30.800
<v Speaker 3>paternal you know, little Italian, little Italian guy running out.

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<v Speaker 1>At like eighty with bad knees. How do you not

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<v Speaker 1>root for that?

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<v Speaker 3>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Sure?

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<v Speaker 3>Then that and I would always be like and what

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<v Speaker 3>I loved was how defiant he was when they were like, Joe,

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<v Speaker 3>it's time to hang him up, and he was.

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<v Speaker 1>Just like he just to hear, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>He pretended not to hear.

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<v Speaker 3>Then he bought himself a year by saying he's not

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<v Speaker 3>going to be on the sidelines, He's going to be

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<v Speaker 3>up in the box. Sarahcuse, I remember I had a

0:17:54.640 --> 0:17:56.440
<v Speaker 3>buddy I went to high school with rest his soul,

0:17:56.600 --> 0:17:59.320
<v Speaker 3>he's he ended up passing away, but he ended up

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<v Speaker 3>getting a rye and he played with Donovan McNabb at Syracuse.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, So that was yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>That was something that you know, I was really kind

0:18:06.080 --> 0:18:09.080
<v Speaker 3>of into that, you know, watching them, but then the

0:18:09.480 --> 0:18:11.400
<v Speaker 3>program and it's also hard to because they don't really

0:18:11.440 --> 0:18:14.840
<v Speaker 3>showcase programs that aren't doing well too here, right like

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<v Speaker 3>you know, and then and then who was the guy

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<v Speaker 3>at Chiano and Rutgers all of a sudden, Oh the

0:18:21.160 --> 0:18:23.960
<v Speaker 3>Scarlet Knights were you know, yeah, they're gonna they're they're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna be a program.

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<v Speaker 1>And then that kind of dipped. So every time New Yorkers.

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<v Speaker 3>Got like excited and we're like, oh, this is it, dude,

0:18:32.320 --> 0:18:34.760
<v Speaker 3>maybe we can and then you're just like who they

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<v Speaker 3>lose to?

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<v Speaker 1>And then it's over, you know, just like what. So, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's been it's been hard.

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<v Speaker 3>You know. We we don't live far from Yukon either,

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<v Speaker 3>so I would love to take my kids to to

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<v Speaker 3>that and see something like that. But my son, now,

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<v Speaker 3>my son Lucas is really really big on Kentucky and

0:18:53.760 --> 0:18:57.760
<v Speaker 3>Kentucky's football program is starting to really you know, make

0:18:57.800 --> 0:18:59.639
<v Speaker 3>some noise and he loves the basketball.

0:18:59.640 --> 0:19:01.720
<v Speaker 1>But now because he used to like LSU.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I forgot something happened where he just really

0:19:03.920 --> 0:19:05.040
<v Speaker 3>just jumped on Kentucky.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're going to be watching the Kentucky football games.

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<v Speaker 1>He loves everybody that comes out of.

0:19:09.119 --> 0:19:12.760
<v Speaker 3>Kentucky, whether NBA or NFL, so he loves watching those

0:19:12.800 --> 0:19:14.800
<v Speaker 3>games too, and he wants to go to the University

0:19:14.800 --> 0:19:16.840
<v Speaker 3>of Kentucky. So I can tell you guys this, if

0:19:16.920 --> 0:19:19.239
<v Speaker 3>my son lucas and he's got the grades for it,

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<v Speaker 3>the kid I don't know where the kid who's his parents?

0:19:21.160 --> 0:19:22.800
<v Speaker 1>Because this kid gets this.

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<v Speaker 3>My son has run the table with either honor roll

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<v Speaker 3>or high honor roll every quarter of junior high school

0:19:29.080 --> 0:19:31.680
<v Speaker 3>till now, and and well he gets paid.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how what I do. You want advice for parenting,

0:19:33.760 --> 0:19:35.680
<v Speaker 1>you want that, Here's what you do. Cash.

0:19:35.920 --> 0:19:39.639
<v Speaker 3>Bribe your children with cash. Okay, I've bribed my daughter

0:19:39.680 --> 0:19:42.520
<v Speaker 3>at a soccer game. She wanted an iPhone. Her team sucked.

0:19:42.640 --> 0:19:45.359
<v Speaker 1>They had no goals all year, absolutely sucked.

0:19:45.400 --> 0:19:47.840
<v Speaker 3>We drove an hour in the morning at six o'clock

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<v Speaker 3>and she's like, Daddy, get me. And I said, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>you want you guys have no goals, you suck. You

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<v Speaker 3>got a goal, you could get an iPhone? Eleven swear

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<v Speaker 3>to God. After halftime, she gets a goal and all

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<v Speaker 3>the parents knew the place explodes, and you know what,

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<v Speaker 3>I took her to the store and I got her one.

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<v Speaker 3>So I told my son, you want to go, you

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<v Speaker 3>want to go to University of Kentucky. You get on

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<v Speaker 3>a roll everything and and I'll throw you some cash.

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<v Speaker 3>So I've been throwing him cash if he goes to UK.

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<v Speaker 3>That's where that's going to be our team. And me

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<v Speaker 3>and my wife were even going to buy a house

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<v Speaker 3>down there, and we're gonna jump all the way into

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<v Speaker 3>with being.

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<v Speaker 1>A Kentucky fan. So that's kind of what we're hoping

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<v Speaker 1>right now. That will be our team.

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<v Speaker 4>Secret cash bribes for athletic performance. It sounds like college

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<v Speaker 4>football is calling your name.

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<v Speaker 1>You're right, dude, dude right, I'm telling I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>I get it, and you know, but I totally am

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<v Speaker 1>with that. And dude, I gotta tell you something.

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<v Speaker 3>She went she had a little extra, Yeah, she had

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<v Speaker 3>a little extra. You know, we were playing I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know if you guys golf at all, but my son

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<v Speaker 3>we were playing and my son was just dragging ass, tired,

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<v Speaker 3>and he's walking with his friend who's going to actually

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<v Speaker 3>get a college scholarship.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm just like Lucas, how came you not into this?

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<v Speaker 4>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Like we're walking, it's a beautiful time. I'm tired. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to go, buddy.

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<v Speaker 3>And then we came up to a part three and

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<v Speaker 3>I said, all right, look dude, I go. He's like,

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<v Speaker 3>I go, you want those Kyrie irvns sneakers And he

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<v Speaker 3>was like yeah, and I got it, and you got

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<v Speaker 3>a part as whole.

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<v Speaker 1>I swear to you. I swear to you, guys. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not saying this free show because I told you my

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<v Speaker 1>daughter got the phone. He parted and I got him

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<v Speaker 1>Kyrie irvans. So it's like, it works. It works now.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not saying it's the most ethical, but you know,

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<v Speaker 3>the kid got Kyrie's, she got a phone, and good

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<v Speaker 3>things happen and it builds the confidence.

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<v Speaker 2>Now and you're a man of your work too.

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<v Speaker 4>You're you're building a ready for yourself, a college booster

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<v Speaker 4>waiting to happen. Yeah right, yeah, hundred dollar handshakes all

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<v Speaker 4>over Lexington, Kentucky.

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<v Speaker 1>Coming soon, I'll be in Lexing to.

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<v Speaker 3>Go No, No, No, come to the charity comedy show and

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<v Speaker 3>then we'll.

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<v Speaker 1>Talk about school. Paul again.

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<v Speaker 2>He is in clubs the theaters across North America. Check

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<v Speaker 2>out the comedy special Nocturnal Admissions. Really funny, Paul, honestly,

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<v Speaker 2>really really funny. My wife and I laughed heartily at

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<v Speaker 2>Nocturnal Additions. Two podcasts a week, The Versey Effect. Anything Better?

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<v Speaker 2>Which your co host Bill Burr? Did I miss anything?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there anything else we need to need to promo here?

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<v Speaker 2>While we got you?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I got a big I got a big tour

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<v Speaker 3>coming up, starting pretty much in January. I'm doing something

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<v Speaker 3>in Fairfield, Connecticut to middle of December, but after that,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to be on tour all the major cities

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<v Speaker 3>across the country in twenty twenty three starting in January.

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<v Speaker 1>You could go to Paulversey dot com for all those tickets.

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<v Speaker 3>But I'll be doing comedy clubs, I'll be I'm getting

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<v Speaker 3>into some small theaters. I'm gonna be really really excited

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<v Speaker 3>to be doing this new hour.

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<v Speaker 1>So none of the material that you see.

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<v Speaker 3>On Netflix if you go and watch my special Nocturnal

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<v Speaker 3>Emissions on Netflix, none of that material will be on

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<v Speaker 3>this next tour. It's a completely different hour. I think

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<v Speaker 3>it's even better. I'm really excited about it, and I

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<v Speaker 3>appreciate you guys having me on to you know, to

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<v Speaker 3>talk about it.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, I'm really excited for football this week. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>betting a farm on I'm betting a farm on Michigan,

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<v Speaker 1>so we'll see what happens.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I have bad news for you, so am I.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, dude. That note.

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<v Speaker 2>On that note, Paul, thank you so much for stopping by.

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<v Speaker 2>Have a good night and be safe out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks guys, all right, thank you,