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Speaker 2: My name is ty Hildebrandt. You will hear from Dan
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Speaker 2: Thursdays this week on Tuesday. You know, we figured you
Speaker 2: had better things to do this coming Thursday. Happy Thanksgiving
Speaker 2: to one and all. This is a fun show. We
Speaker 2: did it early courtesy of our friends over at Netflix.
Speaker 2: We also had a special guest, Paul Verzi, who has
Speaker 2: a comedy special right now out on Netflix called Nocturnal Admissions,
Speaker 2: really funny stuff. He's a big football fan. He's been
Speaker 2: talking about college football on a bunch of programs you've
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Speaker 2: Without further ado, here's part of our conversation with Paul Verzi.
Speaker 2: We don't talk to you before Thanksgiving. Have a good one,
Speaker 2: stay solid, enjoy Robber. We thought it would be apt
Speaker 2: to bring on somebody who could perhaps lighten the mood
Speaker 2: a little bit here on the program This Evening. This
Speaker 2: gentleman headlines clubs and theaters across North America. Hosts two
Speaker 2: weekly podcasts, The Versey Effect and of Course Anything Better,
Speaker 2: which he co hosts with Bill Burr. May have heard
Speaker 2: of him. Both podcasts are on the All Things Comedy Network.
Speaker 2: Paul Versey also has an hour long special called Nocturnal Admissions,
Speaker 2: which is funny as hell. Paul, Welcome to the show man.
Speaker 2: How are you tonight, Oh.
Speaker 1: Good man, how are you? Thanks for having me.
Speaker 2: We are doing well. We are doing well. I hope
Speaker 2: we didn't depress you too much with all that Alabama talk.
Speaker 2: I hope that's cool, you know what.
Speaker 3: It started to go on a little past ten after
Speaker 3: and I'm like, if these guys start talking.
Speaker 1: About bowling Green and ball State Tuesday night Mac talk, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a lot. Yeah.
Speaker 3: If the bowling Green ball State come in. I was like,
Speaker 3: all right, these guys really really watched this sport.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Paul Versey has dropped out of the chat. Thank
Speaker 2: you was here momentarily. Do you have a team?
Speaker 1: Paul?
Speaker 2: Who's your team? Do you have a team?
Speaker 1: You know, it's weird because growing up in the New
Speaker 1: York area.
Speaker 3: College college sports, right, it's tough because you got Syracuse here,
Speaker 3: you have Rutgers.
Speaker 1: And you have Yukon, but they're never it hasn't been
Speaker 1: like a bit.
Speaker 3: It's not really a big college town really, I guess,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: But being a comic, we go to a big game
Speaker 1: every year.
Speaker 3: So I've been to like we were in death Val
Speaker 3: we saw LSU Alabama at LSU one year. Then we
Speaker 3: went to Notre Dame USC under the lights in South Bend,
Speaker 3: which was my favorite.
Speaker 1: You know, we went to the big House.
Speaker 3: So I love watching all of these teams, but I
Speaker 3: don't like the Alabama fans. Loafers and khakis, and you
Speaker 3: know that they have that like, oh, we're Alabama, but
Speaker 3: we're also preppy. And I also got into it with
Speaker 3: a guy after a after a game, so Alabama.
Speaker 1: I like to see between Nick Saban and that guy.
Speaker 1: I like to see them in pain.
Speaker 4: So what what campuses are on your list? Obviously you're
Speaker 4: on the road a good deal, and what campuses have
Speaker 4: stood out? What experiences be it tailgating, be it stadium,
Speaker 4: be it fans that actually are like, oh, I could
Speaker 4: have seen myself going to Wisconsin and having a great time.
Speaker 4: I could have seen myself going to Tennessee or Washington
Speaker 4: or Texas. Like what has stood out to you from
Speaker 4: your college football travels.
Speaker 3: That's a great question. You know, the big house at Michigan, tailgating,
Speaker 3: tailgating on that golf course. Yeah, and it, dude, that
Speaker 3: was That was one I would say that. I would
Speaker 3: say Michigan, Notre Dame and were the two that I liked.
Speaker 1: I didn't love.
Speaker 3: I didn't love the swamp Gators, LSU in the sun.
Speaker 3: The only thing cool, Yeah, the only thing cool about
Speaker 3: it was I was one of those people in that
Speaker 3: eighty thousand people whatever it was singing Tom Petty when
Speaker 3: he passed away.
Speaker 1: The first time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was really really cool but super super hot.
Speaker 3: And we you know, one of my buddies got into
Speaker 3: it with this woman who was a fan, and she
Speaker 3: was drunk. So I always have the drunk memories, which
Speaker 3: takes away from like, you get that everywhere.
Speaker 1: I guess right, there's always like but you have.
Speaker 3: To I actually factor that in because if you if
Speaker 3: your fan base has those animals, which all fan bases do, right,
Speaker 3: Let's be honest, every fan base has has a group
Speaker 3: of animals and you just have to basically put them
Speaker 3: into categories and put them like list them from worst
Speaker 3: of the animals to people that you could deal with.
Speaker 3: But I do factor that in. And I got to
Speaker 3: tell you Michigan is up there with some of the
Speaker 3: best and I and I don't mean bad animals, I
Speaker 3: mean great.
Speaker 4: So what is what is your experience either on the
Speaker 4: road because sometimes it's can be difficult to catch big
Speaker 4: games or at home watching big games. Do you just
Speaker 4: skew towards watching those bigger matchups? Do you skew towards
Speaker 4: a conference like I like watching big Big ten matchups
Speaker 4: or SEC or PAC twelve, like what is your what
Speaker 4: is your viewing preference?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess, I guess like the big ones. Like
Speaker 3: like I I'm definitely more of an NFL fan, but
Speaker 3: I've gotten into college football a lot more in the
Speaker 3: past five six years. So like like this week coming up,
Speaker 3: Rivalry week, I'm like, I'm in. I'm like really really
Speaker 3: locked in. Oh another great one.
Speaker 1: I should have said this. We went to Penn State.
Speaker 3: We went to Penn State last year and that was
Speaker 3: I mean, they did play ball state, so it was
Speaker 3: kind of like.
Speaker 1: You know, you said no State. I know, yeah, I know, yeah,
Speaker 1: but let's let's be honest.
Speaker 3: Any school that David Letterman goes to is probably not
Speaker 3: going to be huge on a huge football school. But
Speaker 3: Penn State was a great atmosphere too. But yeah, I
Speaker 3: would say like the big ones. I really get excited
Speaker 3: for the big ones and ones where you know, like
Speaker 3: this Michigan Ohio.
Speaker 1: State coming up? You got what is it? It's a
Speaker 1: two and of three? Right, yep? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, So like that, I mean, and I and I
Speaker 3: have friends on both sides, and like I've heard like
Speaker 3: when I listened to them talk like how it's light dude,
Speaker 3: It's like disturbing. I'm not even joking, Like I'm not
Speaker 3: even trying to be funny, like it's I have I
Speaker 3: have a friend who said, like it like is their year,
Speaker 3: like if if Michigan wins, or I have friends that
Speaker 3: are like you don't understand, like it changes the dynamic
Speaker 3: of our home through the holidays.
Speaker 1: I'm just going like you people like that's a little.
Speaker 3: I mean, let's be honest, if it changes your holidays,
Speaker 3: you know this therapy's got to be dude, you got children,
Speaker 3: Like that's a bigger thing than a football game, I think.
Speaker 3: I mean, Jesus, is how much different is it? And
Speaker 3: so you said you're more into NFL than college, which
Speaker 3: is the thing I mean. And we talked to Chris
Speaker 3: and Stefano he was on our show last week also
Speaker 3: in the same boat. Grew up in the city, right,
Speaker 3: and we asked them the question who's the one true
Speaker 3: team of New York City? And there's not a great
Speaker 3: answer for that. You know, you could ask a thousand
Speaker 3: people to give you a thousand different answers, But what
Speaker 3: was your experience like growing up in the city with
Speaker 3: respect to college, Because as I told Chris, like I.
Speaker 2: Know people from Philly. I know people from New York,
Speaker 2: they grew up in the city. To them, college sports
Speaker 2: really like didn't exist.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, it's funny you said that because I
Speaker 3: was actually in London performing and I brought my family
Speaker 3: and I went to see the Giants Packers in London,
Speaker 3: and I went to concessions and to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 3: Me and my son got up and I actually saw
Speaker 3: christ to Stefano going to the bathroom as well. He
Speaker 3: was there too, So me and him are like this
Speaker 3: New York like lunatic sports fan. But yeah, I would say,
Speaker 3: like I wish that the NFL had the enthusiasm of
Speaker 3: college you know, when you go to these places, man,
Speaker 3: and like, you know, we joke around and call these
Speaker 3: people all animals, and they're out there like puke and
Speaker 3: we're joking around because we actually talked, like, dude, this
Speaker 3: is amazing to have not only one hundred thousand people
Speaker 3: in the building going absolutely nuts and living or dying
Speaker 3: with every play, which you don't really get with the NFL,
Speaker 3: you know, and then you have all the people outside
Speaker 3: the building that are either watching it on TVs and tailgating.
Speaker 3: So growing up in New York, we didn't really didn't
Speaker 3: even have that because you just had you know, these guys,
Speaker 3: a lot of these guys are prima donnas. A lot
Speaker 3: of these guys are making you know, all this money,
Speaker 3: millions of dollars, and not everything. You know, the college
Speaker 3: game matters a little bit more.
Speaker 1: That's kind of what's disappointing. That's why I that's the
Speaker 1: thing about college that I think.
Speaker 3: Will always have it over the pros is that like,
Speaker 3: like this week is like all of this guy's Super Bowls,
Speaker 3: you know, and you're going to see it in every
Speaker 3: game where the NFL you're not seeing that. Dude, You're
Speaker 3: not seeing a team do that every week, week in
Speaker 3: and week out.
Speaker 2: I don't think so I need some advice from you.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: The segment that we're going to do in a little
Speaker 2: bit here is called TI versus the World. It's where
Speaker 2: I give the world here at least our little universe
Speaker 2: or our vacuum sealed college football universe. Five picks for
Speaker 2: the week. Over the last three weeks, I'm oh for fifteen, Paul,
Speaker 2: I have not.
Speaker 4: Got against the spread against US High as the surest
Speaker 4: picker in America.
Speaker 2: I am quite literally oh for fifteen so, yeah, I
Speaker 2: know you're a sports fan. I know you've you know,
Speaker 2: obviously talked NFL for a couple long time. Do you
Speaker 2: have any like can you help me out of this?
Speaker 2: Because I watch your comedy Spence, you seemingly have pretty
Speaker 2: good advice, a good sense for like just life in general.
Speaker 1: I need help. I need help. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, listen, this is the one thing that people don't
Speaker 3: do in sports because I.
Speaker 1: Don't think enough. Now listen, last year I beat the book.
Speaker 3: Me and me and Bill Burr picked four games every
Speaker 3: week against the book for eighteen weeks. We both beat
Speaker 3: the book against you know, against the spread. This year,
Speaker 3: right now, I'm one game under. I was eight under
Speaker 3: three weeks ago. And I'm one game under because I
Speaker 3: finally realized.
Speaker 1: That the Packers stink.
Speaker 3: All right, So once I realized that Aaron Rodgers in
Speaker 3: the pack once Aaron Rodgers started playing with his nipples
Speaker 3: joking r, I said, it's a fight. It's a rap, dude.
Speaker 3: I knew it was the rap over over. So here's
Speaker 3: what I think. I think you have to look at
Speaker 3: trends of teams too, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I lose you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So what I think it is is it's yes,
Speaker 3: it's easy to go, it's easy to say. Ah, you know,
Speaker 3: Ohio State their number two, Michigan's number three. It's in
Speaker 3: Ohio State. Gun to my head, I think Ohio State.
Speaker 3: But what's the pattern of this game? And the pattern
Speaker 3: of this.
Speaker 1: Game is usually Ohio State wins, especially under Harbor.
Speaker 3: Harbor ended up getting one recently. Okay, and now you
Speaker 3: have a momentum thing. Now you have Michigan loved that
Speaker 3: feeling and wants it again. But then you have Ohio State,
Speaker 3: who dominated, and now they got that bad taste in
Speaker 3: their mouth, which means this is gonna be really good.
Speaker 1: But I think I think, like my how I would
Speaker 1: trend with it and listen.
Speaker 3: I could be wrong because it's not the NFL, but
Speaker 3: I think Michigan's gonna win.
Speaker 1: I think Michigan's gonna win a game. I just I
Speaker 1: just have that feeling.
Speaker 3: So sometimes if you and plus you're oh for fifteen, dude,
Speaker 3: so you could throw a dart, I mean, you could
Speaker 3: have a monkey throw a dart at the wall, and
Speaker 3: you're gonna.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be the same, right if you if you're over.
Speaker 2: Listen, I will take anybody with halfway reasoned logic, Paul,
Speaker 2: That's where I'm at with this because what I've been
Speaker 2: trying is not working.
Speaker 1: No, listen, I gotta I'm not gonna lie to you, dude.
Speaker 3: I've been in slumps, oh for fifteen is that's yeah,
Speaker 3: that's where it's like, you need you need one. But
Speaker 3: here's the thing, buddy, once you get that one, you're
Speaker 3: off and running. Dude, you're gonna you just gotta get off.
Speaker 3: You just got to get one. And what I would
Speaker 3: do is I would basically just go against your gut.
Speaker 2: Well, that's what I've been saying, you know, last for
Speaker 2: a good long time. We've been doing the show for
Speaker 2: fifteen years. I used to joke all the time about
Speaker 2: the reverse jinks, the power of the reverse jinks. So
Speaker 2: I'm a Notre Dame fan, and I would pick against
Speaker 2: Notre Dame every game, every game on purpose. The folks
Speaker 2: who listened carefully knew I was doing that on purpose,
Speaker 2: but it, you know, it sort of worked, mostly didn't
Speaker 2: pretty much a superstition, and then I stopped doing it,
Speaker 2: and suddenly I'm oh, for fifteen so maybe it's time
Speaker 2: to get back to those old ways.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean look, I think I was definitely somebody
Speaker 3: who's superstitious.
Speaker 1: And then I just realized that it's completely ridiculous.
Speaker 3: And I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but because I
Speaker 3: did it too forever, it's do you understand how crazy
Speaker 3: and the lunacy of thinking that some like one person
Speaker 3: make doing one thing.
Speaker 1: Is going to change everything.
Speaker 3: I was at the Yankee game when Judge was going
Speaker 3: through his run right and we got there, like the
Speaker 3: last home game, and if he hits this, and we're
Speaker 3: on left field like where where he hits them, and
Speaker 3: I literally I was just looking up and I go,
Speaker 3: as the game's going on, Judge's not hitting one, and
Speaker 3: I look and I realize the picture's got a no
Speaker 3: hitter through five, five or six. And I just looked
Speaker 3: at my buddy and I didn't say it. I wasn't
Speaker 3: a dick that said it, but you know, because I
Speaker 3: wasn't gonna be the left But I looked at my
Speaker 3: buddy and I.
Speaker 1: Go, hey, man, when you see the scoreboard, you see
Speaker 1: what's going on right now. That's all I said. And
Speaker 1: my buddy just looked at me. He just goes, well
Speaker 1: there you go, and I go, no, no, I didn't even
Speaker 1: say it.
Speaker 3: I didn't even say And then I'm thinking to myself,
Speaker 3: does a comedian sitting in left field is going to
Speaker 3: change the outcome of what's really happening in the world.
Speaker 3: It's crazy, So don't worry about Notre Dame with your
Speaker 3: gut or like as far as just go against Sometimes
Speaker 3: you got to go against what you think.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you gotta go and.
Speaker 3: You go against the spread, right, you go against the spread,
Speaker 3: or you just go nuts spread.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, if you're going against the spread, I would say,
Speaker 1: do you do you always bet with your heart?
Speaker 3: Or are there times where you're just like You're just like, no,
Speaker 3: Notre Dame is just not as good as this tea.
Speaker 3: Are you willing as a Notre Dame fan to go
Speaker 3: Notre Dame is gonna get kicked out of him today?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, of course?
Speaker 3: Okay, good, yeah, because those are those people I can't
Speaker 3: even talk to, you know, those people that those people
Speaker 3: you can't even talk to because.
Speaker 1: They always find a way to think like this is
Speaker 1: the week.
Speaker 3: Like I had a feeling, my giants we're gonna lose
Speaker 3: to the Lions this week, and they did. And I
Speaker 3: predicted on rich Isisen. You know what I actually, can
Speaker 3: I talk a little more? I gotta tell you something cool, Okay.
Speaker 3: I went on Rich Iison show before the season. I
Speaker 3: went in August and he said, all right, Paul Versey,
Speaker 3: we're going to go down the list of your giants
Speaker 3: and you're gonna give me every game winner, loss. Are
Speaker 3: the Giants up until right now? Fellas, up until this minute,
Speaker 3: right now? And they did it on Good Morning Football.
Speaker 3: They showed it.
Speaker 1: I'm one wrong.
Speaker 3: I got Week three wrong. I thought we were going
Speaker 3: to lose to Carolina. I went there with my family.
Speaker 3: We ended up pulling it out every single game from
Speaker 3: week one till right now, including London, including the Lions.
Speaker 3: Every game I got right, and I ultimately I had
Speaker 3: them going nine and eight and I don't know what
Speaker 3: that's going, but it was just completely took my heart
Speaker 3: away from it completely because I know my giants and
Speaker 3: when I was talking about trends before, and it's the
Speaker 3: same thing with college football. I know my Giants can
Speaker 3: lose to the Lions at home, but then the next
Speaker 3: week go you know, Monday night football in the most
Speaker 3: hostile environment against a team like the Bills, and it's
Speaker 3: a game. So when you know your team like that,
Speaker 3: you know, I don't know, Notre Dame like that, but
Speaker 3: that's kind of what I've been doing.
Speaker 1: And if you're oh for fifteen, if you think about
Speaker 1: it like that, you'll get at it. It's only up
Speaker 1: from oh for fifteen.
Speaker 2: So you're telling me you thought the Giants were going
Speaker 2: to go seven to three.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had, I had the Giants. I had the
Speaker 1: Giants five and three.
Speaker 3: I had the Giants five and three after week eight,
Speaker 3: which I was wrong. I was off by one. Yeah,
Speaker 3: if you have it, if you actually you can YouTube.
Speaker 3: Any of the listeners too, can YouTube Paul Versey richis
Speaker 3: and makes Giants predictions in August.
Speaker 1: I've picked every single game till now except week three.
Speaker 1: Now listen. Obviously some of that, obviously, some of that is.
Speaker 3: Luck, but a lot of it was how the Giants,
Speaker 3: you know, perform. And I have friends who know Michigan well,
Speaker 3: like the Wolverine they've been moving. They're like, oh, this
Speaker 3: is how we do against this team. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 3: they should blow like last week, they should have blown
Speaker 3: out of Illinois, right, and it was just I mean
Speaker 3: it was but they should have.
Speaker 1: It should have been what was the final score of
Speaker 1: that game, by the way.
Speaker 2: They kicked a field goal to win it at the
Speaker 2: end nineteen seventeen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, that shouldn't be right. I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: like I don't think that that game. Yeah, and people,
Speaker 1: but I.
Speaker 3: Talked to somebody who was a diehard Wolverine fan and
Speaker 3: they go, I don't know, I don't like this. This
Speaker 3: is this is a game we get trapped in and
Speaker 3: we lose just because they know the tendencies.
Speaker 1: I really believe that.
Speaker 3: I also think teams match up really good, match up
Speaker 3: really good against certain teams, like you've seen, you know,
Speaker 3: you've seen a team that's clearly better, but for some reason,
Speaker 3: whether it's an offensive or defensive coordinator, they just kind
Speaker 3: of figure out a system against that particular quarterback and.
Speaker 1: The game just doesn't go the way you thought that
Speaker 1: it would go.
Speaker 3: And obviously that's why the odds makers are as you
Speaker 3: know what they how good they are.
Speaker 4: You know, so your hearts with the Giants, But is
Speaker 4: there a college team not that you're a fan of
Speaker 4: when you mentioned really enjoying Michigan and Notre Dame, But
Speaker 4: is there a soft spot team because of a coach?
Speaker 4: Because of a uniform, because of a stadium, because of
Speaker 4: a style of play. Do you have a soft spot
Speaker 4: over the years, You're like, I always really like watching
Speaker 4: this team play, and I hope for good things, and
Speaker 4: I sort of go out of my way to see
Speaker 4: how they're doing well.
Speaker 3: You know, this is a tricky one, and I don't
Speaker 3: want to you know, this is the thing, Okay, before
Speaker 3: all the before all of the crazy San Dusky, Joe
Speaker 3: paternal you know, little Italian, little Italian guy running out.
Speaker 1: At like eighty with bad knees. How do you not
Speaker 1: root for that?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 3: Then that and I would always be like and what
Speaker 3: I loved was how defiant he was when they were like, Joe,
Speaker 3: it's time to hang him up, and he was.
Speaker 1: Just like he just to hear, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: He pretended not to hear.
Speaker 3: Then he bought himself a year by saying he's not
Speaker 3: going to be on the sidelines, He's going to be
Speaker 3: up in the box. Sarahcuse, I remember I had a
Speaker 3: buddy I went to high school with rest his soul,
Speaker 3: he's he ended up passing away, but he ended up
Speaker 3: getting a rye and he played with Donovan McNabb at Syracuse.
Speaker 1: Wow, So that was yeah.
Speaker 3: That was something that you know, I was really kind
Speaker 3: of into that, you know, watching them, but then the
Speaker 3: program and it's also hard to because they don't really
Speaker 3: showcase programs that aren't doing well too here, right like
Speaker 3: you know, and then and then who was the guy
Speaker 3: at Chiano and Rutgers all of a sudden, Oh the
Speaker 3: Scarlet Knights were you know, yeah, they're gonna they're they're
Speaker 3: gonna be a program.
Speaker 1: And then that kind of dipped. So every time New Yorkers.
Speaker 3: Got like excited and we're like, oh, this is it, dude,
Speaker 3: maybe we can and then you're just like who they
Speaker 3: lose to?
Speaker 1: And then it's over, you know, just like what. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's been it's been hard.
Speaker 3: You know. We we don't live far from Yukon either,
Speaker 3: so I would love to take my kids to to
Speaker 3: that and see something like that. But my son, now,
Speaker 3: my son Lucas is really really big on Kentucky and
Speaker 3: Kentucky's football program is starting to really you know, make
Speaker 3: some noise and he loves the basketball.
Speaker 1: But now because he used to like LSU.
Speaker 3: And then I forgot something happened where he just really
Speaker 3: just jumped on Kentucky.
Speaker 1: So we're going to be watching the Kentucky football games.
Speaker 1: He loves everybody that comes out of.
Speaker 3: Kentucky, whether NBA or NFL, so he loves watching those
Speaker 3: games too, and he wants to go to the University
Speaker 3: of Kentucky. So I can tell you guys this, if
Speaker 3: my son lucas and he's got the grades for it,
Speaker 3: the kid I don't know where the kid who's his parents?
Speaker 1: Because this kid gets this.
Speaker 3: My son has run the table with either honor roll
Speaker 3: or high honor roll every quarter of junior high school
Speaker 3: till now, and and well he gets paid.
Speaker 1: That's how what I do. You want advice for parenting,
Speaker 1: you want that, Here's what you do. Cash.
Speaker 3: Bribe your children with cash. Okay, I've bribed my daughter
Speaker 3: at a soccer game. She wanted an iPhone. Her team sucked.
Speaker 1: They had no goals all year, absolutely sucked.
Speaker 3: We drove an hour in the morning at six o'clock
Speaker 3: and she's like, Daddy, get me. And I said, okay,
Speaker 3: you want you guys have no goals, you suck. You
Speaker 3: got a goal, you could get an iPhone? Eleven swear
Speaker 3: to God. After halftime, she gets a goal and all
Speaker 3: the parents knew the place explodes, and you know what,
Speaker 3: I took her to the store and I got her one.
Speaker 3: So I told my son, you want to go, you
Speaker 3: want to go to University of Kentucky. You get on
Speaker 3: a roll everything and and I'll throw you some cash.
Speaker 3: So I've been throwing him cash if he goes to UK.
Speaker 3: That's where that's going to be our team. And me
Speaker 3: and my wife were even going to buy a house
Speaker 3: down there, and we're gonna jump all the way into
Speaker 3: with being.
Speaker 1: A Kentucky fan. So that's kind of what we're hoping
Speaker 1: right now. That will be our team.
Speaker 4: Secret cash bribes for athletic performance. It sounds like college
Speaker 4: football is calling your name.
Speaker 1: You're right, dude, dude right, I'm telling I get it.
Speaker 1: I get it, and you know, but I totally am
Speaker 1: with that. And dude, I gotta tell you something.
Speaker 3: She went she had a little extra, Yeah, she had
Speaker 3: a little extra. You know, we were playing I don't
Speaker 3: know if you guys golf at all, but my son
Speaker 3: we were playing and my son was just dragging ass, tired,
Speaker 3: and he's walking with his friend who's going to actually
Speaker 3: get a college scholarship.
Speaker 1: And I'm just like Lucas, how came you not into this?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 1: Like we're walking, it's a beautiful time. I'm tired. I
Speaker 1: don't want to go, buddy.
Speaker 3: And then we came up to a part three and
Speaker 3: I said, all right, look dude, I go. He's like,
Speaker 3: I go, you want those Kyrie irvns sneakers And he
Speaker 3: was like yeah, and I got it, and you got
Speaker 3: a part as whole.
Speaker 1: I swear to you. I swear to you, guys. I'm
Speaker 1: not saying this free show because I told you my
Speaker 1: daughter got the phone. He parted and I got him
Speaker 1: Kyrie irvans. So it's like, it works. It works now.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying it's the most ethical, but you know,
Speaker 3: the kid got Kyrie's, she got a phone, and good
Speaker 3: things happen and it builds the confidence.
Speaker 2: Now and you're a man of your work too.
Speaker 4: You're you're building a ready for yourself, a college booster
Speaker 4: waiting to happen. Yeah right, yeah, hundred dollar handshakes all
Speaker 4: over Lexington, Kentucky.
Speaker 1: Coming soon, I'll be in Lexing to.
Speaker 3: Go No, No, No, come to the charity comedy show and
Speaker 3: then we'll.
Speaker 1: Talk about school. Paul again.
Speaker 2: He is in clubs the theaters across North America. Check
Speaker 2: out the comedy special Nocturnal Admissions. Really funny, Paul, honestly,
Speaker 2: really really funny. My wife and I laughed heartily at
Speaker 2: Nocturnal Additions. Two podcasts a week, The Versey Effect. Anything Better?
Speaker 2: Which your co host Bill Burr? Did I miss anything?
Speaker 2: Is there anything else we need to need to promo here?
Speaker 2: While we got you?
Speaker 3: Well, I got a big I got a big tour
Speaker 3: coming up, starting pretty much in January. I'm doing something
Speaker 3: in Fairfield, Connecticut to middle of December, but after that,
Speaker 3: I'm going to be on tour all the major cities
Speaker 3: across the country in twenty twenty three starting in January.
Speaker 1: You could go to Paulversey dot com for all those tickets.
Speaker 3: But I'll be doing comedy clubs, I'll be I'm getting
Speaker 3: into some small theaters. I'm gonna be really really excited
Speaker 3: to be doing this new hour.
Speaker 1: So none of the material that you see.
Speaker 3: On Netflix if you go and watch my special Nocturnal
Speaker 3: Emissions on Netflix, none of that material will be on
Speaker 3: this next tour. It's a completely different hour. I think
Speaker 3: it's even better. I'm really excited about it, and I
Speaker 3: appreciate you guys having me on to you know, to
Speaker 3: talk about it.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I'm really excited for football this week. I'm
Speaker 1: betting a farm on I'm betting a farm on Michigan,
Speaker 1: so we'll see what happens.
Speaker 2: Well, I have bad news for you, so am I.
Speaker 1: Oh no, dude. That note.
Speaker 2: On that note, Paul, thank you so much for stopping by.
Speaker 2: Have a good night and be safe out there.
Speaker 1: Thanks guys, all right, thank you,