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<v Speaker 1>Previously on the Princess of South Beach, Maria del Garmin

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<v Speaker 1>and Es three are on their way back to the

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<v Speaker 1>convent after getting rid of Nacho's body, who, if you

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<v Speaker 1>don't remember, was accidentally killed by Maria del Garmin after

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<v Speaker 1>he threatened to expose her real identity. Meanwhile, my ex

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<v Speaker 1>fiance Raoul and my fake mom Luisa hooked up after

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<v Speaker 1>a night of drinking. Oh, and the mayoral candidate is

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<v Speaker 1>Stevan has been Wait has anyone seen is Levan? We

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<v Speaker 1>haven't heard from him in a while, have we. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let's keep the story moving people. I feel dirty me too.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh maybe it's because you're both covered in dirt. But

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<v Speaker 1>did you bury him with your hand? Dear God, why

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<v Speaker 1>don't you go wash up? We don't mean dirty like that.

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<v Speaker 1>In Mana, we killed a man. Sure it was an

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<v Speaker 1>accident and he was being really but it's still wrong. Yea. Oh, God,

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<v Speaker 1>forgive me, Maria Delcarnin. I'm going to tell you something,

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<v Speaker 1>and you better listen to me because I'm only going

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<v Speaker 1>to say it once. God doesn't care about your feelings. Manna. Whoa,

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<v Speaker 1>and Manna, that was pretty hard. What did you think

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to say, I don't know something compassionate

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<v Speaker 1>or something that would make us feel better. Aren't you

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<v Speaker 1>a nun? I'm sorry, but I'm not like those perfect

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<v Speaker 1>nuns from the movies who are always full of forgiveness

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<v Speaker 1>and prayer and don't know how to dispose of a

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<v Speaker 1>human body. I am human, and the fact of the

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<v Speaker 1>matter is there's shades to everything, including morality. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>all black and white. Maria. I told you what you

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<v Speaker 1>had to do. I warned you that continuing down this

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<v Speaker 1>path would be dangerous, but you chose to live that lie.

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<v Speaker 1>You chose to be Gloria, and now the three of

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<v Speaker 1>us have to live with the consequences. Anybody wants some gun, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>this got weird. I mean it was already weird because

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<v Speaker 1>they had just covered up a murder with a nun.

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<v Speaker 1>But still, let's switch gears to someone else who's having

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<v Speaker 1>a stressful morning. Stefan is about to do a radio

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<v Speaker 1>interview with his nemesis, Alicia Mendez. Alicia Mendez just arrived

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<v Speaker 1>and we're ready to start the interview in three minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I get you a cup of coffee? No? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fine, thank you. I just have to make a

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<v Speaker 1>quick phone call and I will be ready to go

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<v Speaker 1>a moment ago. Mola, this is Natural Santana's voicemail. It's

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<v Speaker 1>another beautiful day in Miami. Please leave your message after

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<v Speaker 1>the natchal where the hell are you? I am at

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<v Speaker 1>the interview that you scheduled, the one from four point

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<v Speaker 1>nine FM. You told me you were going to bring

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<v Speaker 1>me talking points and now I'm her hands empty about

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<v Speaker 1>to debate, freakingly shunning this. Where the hell is my

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<v Speaker 1>campaign manager? We're ready for you, ah see, Jess, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, thank you. Nymm, you sit right here. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you need anything? Water with two lime wedges and three

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<v Speaker 1>ice cubes? Seeing what I'm in this, you sit right here.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way. I'm a huge fan. I love your

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<v Speaker 1>twitch stream. It was hilarious. Oh, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>People like you are the future of this country. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>and I love those converts you have on by the way.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Grass, Yes, let me know if you

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<v Speaker 1>need anything, like anything at all, like literally anything? Thank you? No,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, Alice, Yeah, thank you so much for joining

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<v Speaker 1>me today. Normally, you know we wouldn't be conducting this

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<v Speaker 1>type of interview on this type of show, but says

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<v Speaker 1>the election has become so Oh should I put this dramatic?

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<v Speaker 1>We thought the audience of this program might be interested

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<v Speaker 1>in what you have to say. It's a pleasure to

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<v Speaker 1>be thank you, Danny. Any opportunity to speak directly to

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<v Speaker 1>the people of Miami is more. Huh did you say something? No? No,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, we're ready to go here, yeah, okay, here

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<v Speaker 1>we go. We're going live and three two one it's

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<v Speaker 1>your boy. And most all you won't guess who I

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<v Speaker 1>got in the studio with me today and Alicia amends

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<v Speaker 1>to sex. He is candidates for mayor in all of

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<v Speaker 1>these United States of America. The first question is very stevan.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, how would you describe your political platform? My

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<v Speaker 1>platform is proudly conservative. God God, as always, is my guide.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to return our wonderful city to its traditional

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<v Speaker 1>family values. Do you see our country is under constant

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<v Speaker 1>attack by the liberals and socialistas who enjoy anarchy and

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<v Speaker 1>God's sake, this is ridiculous. Oh do you gee? Oh silly?

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<v Speaker 1>My opponent uses God's name in vain. That's exactly you're

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<v Speaker 1>mongering to avoid speaking about the real issues. Is not

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<v Speaker 1>going to work, Alicia. Alicia, your question is you're ready

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<v Speaker 1>boxers or brief? Are you serious? I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 1>answer that, Okay, Okay, next question is for is Stevan?

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<v Speaker 1>You should answer that it's Stevan. Are you ready? So

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<v Speaker 1>what do you think is the greatest threat to society?

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<v Speaker 1>The lack of morality? We have to go back to

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<v Speaker 1>a more decent way of life, Eliza, Let's go back

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<v Speaker 1>to you. Okay, So if you ended up stranded on

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<v Speaker 1>an island, can you imagine yourself stranded on island? It'd

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<v Speaker 1>be great to be you and me right, because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of fun. So seriously, what would you rather

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<v Speaker 1>have handy if you were alone on this island? The

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<v Speaker 1>Constitution of the United States of America or some lip cloths?

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<v Speaker 1>Both things would be completely useless in that scenario. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought this was going to be a serious interview. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>get emotional. You can't even answer a question without getting

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<v Speaker 1>all agitated. So that's how you want to play This

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<v Speaker 1>is stew One. You want to play dirty women. I

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<v Speaker 1>actually agreed to this interview so that I could expose

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<v Speaker 1>what you've been trying to hide for years. WHOA, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. I love a gossip. Gossip. This is

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<v Speaker 1>the kind of stuff. I like, since nineteen ninety one,

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<v Speaker 1>you've been directing funds to conversion camps for lgbtqu CORECT

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<v Speaker 1>this again. Yes, they are religious camps that instill Christian values.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian values like suicide. I was definitely not the gossip

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<v Speaker 1>Bibles expected. This is ridiculous. I don't know what you're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about. Ricardo, Arganion Leez. Do any of these names

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<v Speaker 1>ring a bell now? I've never heard of them. Well, Estevan,

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<v Speaker 1>these are all miners who killed themselves after spending time

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<v Speaker 1>at your so called religious camps. And how about Gabby Garrera,

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<v Speaker 1>a sixteen year old girl who vanished while she was

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<v Speaker 1>enrolled in one of those camps. Where is Gabby, Estevan,

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<v Speaker 1>She's just another one of your victims, isn't she? The

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<v Speaker 1>items of the intolerance that you work so hard to

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<v Speaker 1>hide beneath this supposed love for God and country. What

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<v Speaker 1>people do in their own time's no concern of mine.

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<v Speaker 1>I do hope that God forgives them when the truth

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<v Speaker 1>finally comes out. Is the one God we'll have a

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<v Speaker 1>hard time for giving you. Yeah, when let's take a break,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the sweet, sweet sounds of angel voice. Can he

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<v Speaker 1>send gosten. Oh, dare you accuse me of such heinous things?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you both for participating in such a compelling debate.

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<v Speaker 1>What I know more about you than you think? I bore? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I got and you got it on? Hey wait a minute, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>can I get your daughter glorious phone number? I heard

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<v Speaker 1>that Raoul and her broke up, and uh yo, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>go anywhere. All right, then, I guess I'll just lah.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Nato Santana's voicemail. It's another beautiful day in Miami.

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<v Speaker 1>Please leave your message after the beat. Where the hell

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<v Speaker 1>are you? I used savan. If you only knew that

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<v Speaker 1>Nacho was currently sinking deeper and deeper into a swamp,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you'd be more understanding. But sometimes we don't realize

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<v Speaker 1>what we have until it's gone. Okay, let's go check

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<v Speaker 1>back on the Three Accidental Killers. Oh, it sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>a cool band name, Hate Lovers. It's me Tatiana. Obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>did you catch tea with Tatiana this week? No? Will

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<v Speaker 1>you miss some juicy updates on our favorite family, The Calderon's.

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<v Speaker 1>Our guest the other night was none other than Estevan

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<v Speaker 1>Cardon's personal assistant Karen. She gave us something. Apparently she's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be Estevan's chief of staff. Oh and she got

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<v Speaker 1>herself a Lincoln Aviator GT to have space to really

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<v Speaker 1>bring out the best in herself. Intriguing stuff. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's different now, but be sure to tune in next

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<v Speaker 1>time for more scandalous rumors about the Calderones on the

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<v Speaker 1>next tea with Tatiana. So nobody wants gone? Can Why

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<v Speaker 1>don't y'all talk? Okay, this is getting really really awkward. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I said what I said. You're right, Edmonna. This is

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<v Speaker 1>all my fault. I'm sorry I didn't listen. Wait, hold up, Maria,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not completely your fault. I'm the one who asked

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<v Speaker 1>you to keep being Gloria and stopped you from coming clean.

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<v Speaker 1>Was I actually going to come clean? I was looking

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<v Speaker 1>for any excuse to continue her life. I decided to

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<v Speaker 1>all by myself. Actually, it may be the only decision

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<v Speaker 1>I've made for myself in my entire life. And I

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<v Speaker 1>was wrong, but I finally had everything I thought I wanted. Honestly, girl,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't even blame you. I would have been the

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<v Speaker 1>same thing, and I felt as morally conflicted about it

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<v Speaker 1>as you EDMANA, aren't you going to comfort her or something? Maria?

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<v Speaker 1>You mean to say that you were never really happy

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<v Speaker 1>here with me? I mean us? No, I was, ed MANA,

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<v Speaker 1>very happy, but I wanted more. I wanted something for myself.

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<v Speaker 1>You wanted something for yourself, but you stole it. EDMANA,

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<v Speaker 1>damn lay off. I think she gets it. No, Esterriya,

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<v Speaker 1>She's right. In less than a month, I've lied, deceived,

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<v Speaker 1>hurt people, and now I'm murdered a man. Maybe this

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<v Speaker 1>is who I really am, A bad person like Gloria.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's in my blood. No, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no. Man. I can assure you you're not a

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<v Speaker 1>bad person. You just made bad decisions. God knows what

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<v Speaker 1>lies in your heart, but you said it yourself. God

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't care about my feelings. He doesn't care about what's

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<v Speaker 1>inside my heart. He cares about what I did. This

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<v Speaker 1>whole time, I thought I was pretending to be Gloria.

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<v Speaker 1>But maybe I've been pretending to be the young, innocent

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<v Speaker 1>orphan girl. Wow. This took a turn. Maria de Garniment

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<v Speaker 1>accepting her darker side. What apols are white and while

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<v Speaker 1>it's so adorable that she's embracing her inner Gloria, it

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<v Speaker 1>won't be so cute when everyone finds out that Nacho's dead.

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