Speaker 1: Previously on the Princess of South Beach, Maria del Garmin
Speaker 1: and Es three are on their way back to the
Speaker 1: convent after getting rid of Nacho's body, who, if you
Speaker 1: don't remember, was accidentally killed by Maria del Garmin after
Speaker 1: he threatened to expose her real identity. Meanwhile, my ex
Speaker 1: fiance Raoul and my fake mom Luisa hooked up after
Speaker 1: a night of drinking. Oh, and the mayoral candidate is
Speaker 1: Stevan has been Wait has anyone seen is Levan? We
Speaker 1: haven't heard from him in a while, have we. Well,
Speaker 1: let's keep the story moving people. I feel dirty me too.
Speaker 1: Oh maybe it's because you're both covered in dirt. But
Speaker 1: did you bury him with your hand? Dear God, why
Speaker 1: don't you go wash up? We don't mean dirty like that.
Speaker 1: In Mana, we killed a man. Sure it was an
Speaker 1: accident and he was being really but it's still wrong. Yea. Oh, God,
Speaker 1: forgive me, Maria Delcarnin. I'm going to tell you something,
Speaker 1: and you better listen to me because I'm only going
Speaker 1: to say it once. God doesn't care about your feelings. Manna. Whoa,
Speaker 1: and Manna, that was pretty hard. What did you think
Speaker 1: I was going to say, I don't know something compassionate
Speaker 1: or something that would make us feel better. Aren't you
Speaker 1: a nun? I'm sorry, but I'm not like those perfect
Speaker 1: nuns from the movies who are always full of forgiveness
Speaker 1: and prayer and don't know how to dispose of a
Speaker 1: human body. I am human, and the fact of the
Speaker 1: matter is there's shades to everything, including morality. It's not
Speaker 1: all black and white. Maria. I told you what you
Speaker 1: had to do. I warned you that continuing down this
Speaker 1: path would be dangerous, but you chose to live that lie.
Speaker 1: You chose to be Gloria, and now the three of
Speaker 1: us have to live with the consequences. Anybody wants some gun, Well,
Speaker 1: this got weird. I mean it was already weird because
Speaker 1: they had just covered up a murder with a nun.
Speaker 1: But still, let's switch gears to someone else who's having
Speaker 1: a stressful morning. Stefan is about to do a radio
Speaker 1: interview with his nemesis, Alicia Mendez. Alicia Mendez just arrived
Speaker 1: and we're ready to start the interview in three minutes.
Speaker 1: Can I get you a cup of coffee? No? No,
Speaker 1: I'm fine, thank you. I just have to make a
Speaker 1: quick phone call and I will be ready to go
Speaker 1: a moment ago. Mola, this is Natural Santana's voicemail. It's
Speaker 1: another beautiful day in Miami. Please leave your message after
Speaker 1: the natchal where the hell are you? I am at
Speaker 1: the interview that you scheduled, the one from four point
Speaker 1: nine FM. You told me you were going to bring
Speaker 1: me talking points and now I'm her hands empty about
Speaker 1: to debate, freakingly shunning this. Where the hell is my
Speaker 1: campaign manager? We're ready for you, ah see, Jess, Yes,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. Nymm, you sit right here. Do
Speaker 1: you need anything? Water with two lime wedges and three
Speaker 1: ice cubes? Seeing what I'm in this, you sit right here.
Speaker 1: By the way. I'm a huge fan. I love your
Speaker 1: twitch stream. It was hilarious. Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: People like you are the future of this country. Oh
Speaker 1: and I love those converts you have on by the way.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Grass, Yes, let me know if you
Speaker 1: need anything, like anything at all, like literally anything? Thank you? No,
Speaker 1: thank you, Alice, Yeah, thank you so much for joining
Speaker 1: me today. Normally, you know we wouldn't be conducting this
Speaker 1: type of interview on this type of show, but says
Speaker 1: the election has become so Oh should I put this dramatic?
Speaker 1: We thought the audience of this program might be interested
Speaker 1: in what you have to say. It's a pleasure to
Speaker 1: be thank you, Danny. Any opportunity to speak directly to
Speaker 1: the people of Miami is more. Huh did you say something? No? No,
Speaker 1: all right, we're ready to go here, yeah, okay, here
Speaker 1: we go. We're going live and three two one it's
Speaker 1: your boy. And most all you won't guess who I
Speaker 1: got in the studio with me today and Alicia amends
Speaker 1: to sex. He is candidates for mayor in all of
Speaker 1: these United States of America. The first question is very stevan.
Speaker 1: All right, how would you describe your political platform? My
Speaker 1: platform is proudly conservative. God God, as always, is my guide.
Speaker 1: I want to return our wonderful city to its traditional
Speaker 1: family values. Do you see our country is under constant
Speaker 1: attack by the liberals and socialistas who enjoy anarchy and
Speaker 1: God's sake, this is ridiculous. Oh do you gee? Oh silly?
Speaker 1: My opponent uses God's name in vain. That's exactly you're
Speaker 1: mongering to avoid speaking about the real issues. Is not
Speaker 1: going to work, Alicia. Alicia, your question is you're ready
Speaker 1: boxers or brief? Are you serious? I'm not going to
Speaker 1: answer that, Okay, Okay, next question is for is Stevan?
Speaker 1: You should answer that it's Stevan. Are you ready? So
Speaker 1: what do you think is the greatest threat to society?
Speaker 1: The lack of morality? We have to go back to
Speaker 1: a more decent way of life, Eliza, Let's go back
Speaker 1: to you. Okay, So if you ended up stranded on
Speaker 1: an island, can you imagine yourself stranded on island? It'd
Speaker 1: be great to be you and me right, because I'm
Speaker 1: a lot of fun. So seriously, what would you rather
Speaker 1: have handy if you were alone on this island? The
Speaker 1: Constitution of the United States of America or some lip cloths?
Speaker 1: Both things would be completely useless in that scenario. I
Speaker 1: thought this was going to be a serious interview. Don't
Speaker 1: get emotional. You can't even answer a question without getting
Speaker 1: all agitated. So that's how you want to play This
Speaker 1: is stew One. You want to play dirty women. I
Speaker 1: actually agreed to this interview so that I could expose
Speaker 1: what you've been trying to hide for years. WHOA, oh,
Speaker 1: I love it. I love a gossip. Gossip. This is
Speaker 1: the kind of stuff. I like, since nineteen ninety one,
Speaker 1: you've been directing funds to conversion camps for lgbtqu CORECT
Speaker 1: this again. Yes, they are religious camps that instill Christian values.
Speaker 1: Christian values like suicide. I was definitely not the gossip
Speaker 1: Bibles expected. This is ridiculous. I don't know what you're
Speaker 1: talking about. Ricardo, Arganion Leez. Do any of these names
Speaker 1: ring a bell now? I've never heard of them. Well, Estevan,
Speaker 1: these are all miners who killed themselves after spending time
Speaker 1: at your so called religious camps. And how about Gabby Garrera,
Speaker 1: a sixteen year old girl who vanished while she was
Speaker 1: enrolled in one of those camps. Where is Gabby, Estevan,
Speaker 1: She's just another one of your victims, isn't she? The
Speaker 1: items of the intolerance that you work so hard to
Speaker 1: hide beneath this supposed love for God and country. What
Speaker 1: people do in their own time's no concern of mine.
Speaker 1: I do hope that God forgives them when the truth
Speaker 1: finally comes out. Is the one God we'll have a
Speaker 1: hard time for giving you. Yeah, when let's take a break,
Speaker 1: here's the sweet, sweet sounds of angel voice. Can he
Speaker 1: send gosten. Oh, dare you accuse me of such heinous things?
Speaker 1: Thank you both for participating in such a compelling debate.
Speaker 1: What I know more about you than you think? I bore? Oh,
Speaker 1: I got and you got it on? Hey wait a minute, Hey,
Speaker 1: can I get your daughter glorious phone number? I heard
Speaker 1: that Raoul and her broke up, and uh yo, I'll
Speaker 1: go anywhere. All right, then, I guess I'll just lah.
Speaker 1: This is Nato Santana's voicemail. It's another beautiful day in Miami.
Speaker 1: Please leave your message after the beat. Where the hell
Speaker 1: are you? I used savan. If you only knew that
Speaker 1: Nacho was currently sinking deeper and deeper into a swamp,
Speaker 1: maybe you'd be more understanding. But sometimes we don't realize
Speaker 1: what we have until it's gone. Okay, let's go check
Speaker 1: back on the Three Accidental Killers. Oh, it sounds like
Speaker 1: a cool band name, Hate Lovers. It's me Tatiana. Obviously,
Speaker 1: did you catch tea with Tatiana this week? No? Will
Speaker 1: you miss some juicy updates on our favorite family, The Calderon's.
Speaker 1: Our guest the other night was none other than Estevan
Speaker 1: Cardon's personal assistant Karen. She gave us something. Apparently she's
Speaker 1: gonna be Estevan's chief of staff. Oh and she got
Speaker 1: herself a Lincoln Aviator GT to have space to really
Speaker 1: bring out the best in herself. Intriguing stuff. All right,
Speaker 1: that's different now, but be sure to tune in next
Speaker 1: time for more scandalous rumors about the Calderones on the
Speaker 1: next tea with Tatiana. So nobody wants gone? Can Why
Speaker 1: don't y'all talk? Okay, this is getting really really awkward. Well,
Speaker 1: I said what I said. You're right, Edmonna. This is
Speaker 1: all my fault. I'm sorry I didn't listen. Wait, hold up, Maria,
Speaker 1: it's not completely your fault. I'm the one who asked
Speaker 1: you to keep being Gloria and stopped you from coming clean.
Speaker 1: Was I actually going to come clean? I was looking
Speaker 1: for any excuse to continue her life. I decided to
Speaker 1: all by myself. Actually, it may be the only decision
Speaker 1: I've made for myself in my entire life. And I
Speaker 1: was wrong, but I finally had everything I thought I wanted. Honestly, girl,
Speaker 1: I can't even blame you. I would have been the
Speaker 1: same thing, and I felt as morally conflicted about it
Speaker 1: as you EDMANA, aren't you going to comfort her or something? Maria?
Speaker 1: You mean to say that you were never really happy
Speaker 1: here with me? I mean us? No, I was, ed MANA,
Speaker 1: very happy, but I wanted more. I wanted something for myself.
Speaker 1: You wanted something for yourself, but you stole it. EDMANA,
Speaker 1: damn lay off. I think she gets it. No, Esterriya,
Speaker 1: She's right. In less than a month, I've lied, deceived,
Speaker 1: hurt people, and now I'm murdered a man. Maybe this
Speaker 1: is who I really am, A bad person like Gloria.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's in my blood. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. Man. I can assure you you're not a
Speaker 1: bad person. You just made bad decisions. God knows what
Speaker 1: lies in your heart, but you said it yourself. God
Speaker 1: doesn't care about my feelings. He doesn't care about what's
Speaker 1: inside my heart. He cares about what I did. This
Speaker 1: whole time, I thought I was pretending to be Gloria.
Speaker 1: But maybe I've been pretending to be the young, innocent
Speaker 1: orphan girl. Wow. This took a turn. Maria de Garniment
Speaker 1: accepting her darker side. What apols are white and while
Speaker 1: it's so adorable that she's embracing her inner Gloria, it
Speaker 1: won't be so cute when everyone finds out that Nacho's dead.
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