1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:01,840 Speaker 1: Am I the a hole for getting upset at my 2 00:00:01,880 --> 00:00:03,960 Speaker 1: girlfriend for giving my mom a tattoo? 3 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:09,680 Speaker 2: OKOPI hmm, okay, how cool of a tattoo? 4 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:12,560 Speaker 1: Yeah it's it's a tramp stamp. 5 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:17,680 Speaker 2: Okay, well it's bad ass. 6 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:20,720 Speaker 1: Its my twenty five male girlfriend twenty two female and 7 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:23,400 Speaker 1: I have been living together for over a year. She's 8 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:27,600 Speaker 1: covered in tattoos, which I've always liked. She's always been 9 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:30,720 Speaker 1: artistic and has been tattooing herself and friends for years. 10 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:35,400 Speaker 1: My parents are more conservative and traditional, so when they 11 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:37,519 Speaker 1: planned a trip to visit US, I told her to 12 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:42,520 Speaker 1: just wear longer clothes to cover them up. She refused. 13 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:44,840 Speaker 1: On the day they visited, she wore a crop top 14 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,400 Speaker 1: with shorts, which showed off most of her tattoos. Good 15 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:51,480 Speaker 1: for her, let's go wow, I warned her again before 16 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:56,120 Speaker 1: they came in, but she just shrugged me off. I 17 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:58,440 Speaker 1: was shocked when my parents came in and just started 18 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:03,360 Speaker 1: complimenting her on the tattoos, especially my mom. 19 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:09,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's so sick. Also, like, uh, op is kind 20 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,160 Speaker 3: of a little bit of a dick. 21 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:13,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what's great when you're about to introduce 22 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:17,400 Speaker 1: people like you need to change everything about your personality, 23 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:23,200 Speaker 1: Please not you. My mom spent ages to her talking 24 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,480 Speaker 1: about tattoos. So me and my dad went out to 25 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:28,920 Speaker 1: the backyard going to do dad and son stuff. God, 26 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:34,880 Speaker 1: all the ladies are talking about the ladies. You're talking 27 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:44,400 Speaker 1: about the drinks. Oh God, that's dad things, just dad 28 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:49,720 Speaker 1: things TM. When we came back in, my mom rushed 29 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:51,880 Speaker 1: up to my father to show off the tattoo my 30 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:58,560 Speaker 1: girlfriend gave her. It was that's so quick, she's gonna crap. 31 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 4: So yeah, can we can we just acknowledge how good 32 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:03,040 Speaker 4: op is at her craft? 33 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:04,880 Speaker 1: I mean it's impressive. 34 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:06,840 Speaker 3: Wait, so it was probably like a stick and poke, 35 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:08,520 Speaker 3: right or did she bring it like the whole kit 36 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:10,000 Speaker 3: and just like wearing. 37 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:12,960 Speaker 1: It was actually just a water like they put it 38 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:17,000 Speaker 1: on with the wet wash cloth. And she's really good 39 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:19,600 Speaker 1: at them though, Like she lines it up really good. Yeah. 40 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:20,320 Speaker 2: Yeah. 41 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:23,359 Speaker 1: Her tattoo was four small flowers running up her arm. 42 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:32,680 Speaker 1: She said it represented our family bad tattoo, hate flowers off. 43 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:36,840 Speaker 1: My dad loved it, and my mom was busy telling 44 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:40,440 Speaker 1: everyone on Facebook about it. My girlfriend then came back. 45 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:48,720 Speaker 1: Yeah immediately, you guys. My girlfriend then came downstairs and 46 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:50,280 Speaker 1: I asked her why she would put that on my 47 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:57,440 Speaker 1: mom without asking me. It's none of your business. Well, 48 00:02:57,480 --> 00:03:00,399 Speaker 1: the issue is you can't get a tattoo and then feed, 49 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:03,400 Speaker 1: so like there was like this whole logistics issue going on. 50 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:05,320 Speaker 2: Yes, you can't, true, I don't know. 51 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:10,840 Speaker 1: I was about to believe that such mixed reactions. She 52 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:13,640 Speaker 1: laughed in my face and said my mom was a 53 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:18,720 Speaker 1: grown woman. Correct, yeah, Fox, throw it down. That's one 54 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:20,960 Speaker 1: of those sentences where you're like yeah, and then you're like, well, 55 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,400 Speaker 1: that was just a normal sentence, Like that was good 56 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,919 Speaker 1: to say, but like it shouldn't be impressive that he 57 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:30,600 Speaker 1: said that. My parents then took my girlfriend's side, so 58 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:34,280 Speaker 1: I just stormed off upstairs. I could hear them for 59 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:38,040 Speaker 1: hours downstairs until my parents left. It's been a few 60 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:39,840 Speaker 1: days and I can't bring myself to talk to her 61 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:41,440 Speaker 1: after she did that behind my back. 62 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:43,960 Speaker 5: What a little baby. 63 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:46,640 Speaker 2: I could hear my parents having so much fun with 64 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:47,480 Speaker 2: my girlfriend. 65 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:52,520 Speaker 1: It was terrible. They were bonding. They became their own 66 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,120 Speaker 1: three flowers without me. 67 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:59,120 Speaker 5: Good, honestly good. 68 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:02,920 Speaker 1: She removed his flower and put her flower. Yeah, his 69 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:06,120 Speaker 1: mom was deflowered that day. I think we can agree. 70 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:08,640 Speaker 1: There was one less flower on the. 71 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:14,400 Speaker 2: Arm, so Op just doesn't like tattoos, right, the rest 72 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:16,040 Speaker 2: of the family istoo. 73 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:20,679 Speaker 5: I think that Op is having an issue with controlling women. 74 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:22,599 Speaker 5: I think that's the issue. 75 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:25,279 Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, if you want to, you know, wrap 76 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:28,040 Speaker 2: it all together. Yeah, it's probably the most if. 77 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:30,520 Speaker 1: You want to talk about the real issue here, Yeah, 78 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:32,520 Speaker 1: that's the issue. What have we ever wanted to talk 79 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:38,159 Speaker 1: about the real issues? The thing is flowering. The thing 80 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:42,200 Speaker 1: is Op is allergic to lilacs, and her mom knows. 81 00:04:42,279 --> 00:04:45,040 Speaker 1: His mom knows that, and she went and got lilacs 82 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:47,400 Speaker 1: up their upper forearm. Like maybe if it was a daisy, 83 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:49,080 Speaker 1: Maybe if it was a too level would have made 84 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:53,000 Speaker 1: more sense. Now he can never sniff his mom's arm again, 85 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:57,080 Speaker 1: and he loves sniffing his mom's arm. His favorite thing 86 00:04:57,279 --> 00:04:58,440 Speaker 1: before bedtime. 87 00:04:58,400 --> 00:04:59,920 Speaker 5: A scratch and sniff tattoo. 88 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:05,000 Speaker 1: Though, hang on Barton bookt New Jenny's Venture YEP, trademarked, 89 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:11,760 Speaker 1: trademark trademarked. Damn it just permanently infected. It's most like 90 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:12,480 Speaker 1: pus blood. 91 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:17,640 Speaker 4: But yeah, yeah, delicious, what what sin would it be like? 92 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:23,640 Speaker 1: Also? 93 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:26,320 Speaker 4: Was it actually h did it say if it was 94 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,800 Speaker 4: actually like the temporary one or was it real? 95 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:29,240 Speaker 2: No? 96 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:31,039 Speaker 1: I think it's real, probably real. 97 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:35,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, she must have her own tattoo gun because. 98 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:41,680 Speaker 3: It's it's pretty quick. Did it in his dorm, Yeah, 99 00:05:41,839 --> 00:05:43,680 Speaker 3: like he would. He would like people would like line 100 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,800 Speaker 3: up his dorm and then he would give them like 101 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:48,919 Speaker 3: thigh tats and they were He got better as it 102 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:50,240 Speaker 3: went along, but the first couple of. 103 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:53,039 Speaker 5: People came out with some new needles every time. 104 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,000 Speaker 2: Definitely did if. 105 00:05:54,839 --> 00:05:55,120 Speaker 5: He was. 106 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:00,440 Speaker 4: I think his dorm room was at the up most 107 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:01,560 Speaker 4: of all health standards. 108 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:04,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, made sure he just like splashed them with some 109 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:06,360 Speaker 3: uh water. 110 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:09,960 Speaker 1: Water, super hygienic. Ye, And then there was a break 111 00:06:10,839 --> 00:06:12,960 Speaker 1: pen ink actually did he say? 112 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:16,240 Speaker 3: He like, I'm pretty like I'm fairly certain for some 113 00:06:16,279 --> 00:06:18,640 Speaker 3: of them, he just got like the big ink and 114 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:21,080 Speaker 3: then dip that in the that's safe. 115 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:24,400 Speaker 2: That's safe, that can't go wrong. 116 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:28,240 Speaker 3: That can't like the marker like the yeah, like the pedans, 117 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:31,680 Speaker 3: my goodness. Yeah, but he actually got some like sick tattoos. 118 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:33,159 Speaker 3: It was it was pretty sick. 119 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:39,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, I got really sick from there is There's a 120 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:41,359 Speaker 1: somebody asked for info on the top comment and this 121 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:44,400 Speaker 1: guy responded and has three point seven thousand down votes 122 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:48,799 Speaker 1: on his response, So they said info why are you upset? Exactly? 123 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:52,520 Speaker 1: And Op just says, I just felt like since my 124 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:54,760 Speaker 1: girlfriend talked to my mom for a while, she might 125 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,479 Speaker 1: have co worced her to get one. Since my mom 126 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:59,359 Speaker 1: never had any interest in tattoos. So I think the 127 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:01,640 Speaker 1: controlling women part might be on the No. 128 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:02,840 Speaker 5: That's the issue here. 129 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:04,039 Speaker 2: I would have never guessed that. 130 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:07,200 Speaker 1: I couldn't imagine commenting something and having three point seven 131 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:15,440 Speaker 1: thousand people being like, no, keeping it up to keeping it. Yeah. 132 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:17,960 Speaker 2: Do you think the parents are just having a midlife crisis. 133 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:19,480 Speaker 5: It's possible. 134 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:22,000 Speaker 2: Maybe maybe we're looking at the. 135 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:27,840 Speaker 3: Fun though, maybe the guy crisis of anything. I think 136 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:30,120 Speaker 3: lean into the midlife crisis, Like if you want to 137 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:33,560 Speaker 3: buy that motorbike, get that, get those tattoos, Like, I 138 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:36,680 Speaker 3: think you have a midlife crisis, so you could do 139 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:39,880 Speaker 3: something crazy and reinvent yourself. And so maybe they're like you. 140 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,119 Speaker 3: Now at fifty, they're gonna become like the tattoo couple. 141 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:44,480 Speaker 1: And Op just doesn't know his mother like he thought 142 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:47,720 Speaker 1: he did. Definitely not anymore. She's changed. Maybe sit down 143 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:48,760 Speaker 1: and talk to your mother, Op. 144 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:53,000 Speaker 2: She spent hours guffawing with his now ex girlfriend. 145 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:57,040 Speaker 1: Probably Yeah, they legally adopted her and he's kicked out. 146 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:58,880 Speaker 5: I hope that she broke up with him over it, 147 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:03,080 Speaker 5: Like this is ridiculous. What a control freak. Get out 148 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:03,360 Speaker 5: of here.