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Speaker 2: Before we get to the episode, we just wanted to

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Speaker 1: The Banana Boys encourage you to speak up, take care

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Speaker 1: of yourselves, and spread the good word. Here it is, Oh,

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Speaker 1: hit me with it.

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Speaker 2: This one's you'll see a company wants to turn celebrities

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Speaker 2: into lab grown salami and it is perfectly possible.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, I didn't know well, let's cut off a

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Speaker 1: little slice of the blizz pit that we all call

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Speaker 3: Billion pieces, guys, guys, a non binary pals. Welcome to

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Speaker 3: Binanas that I'm looking at him right now. His name

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Speaker 3: is Scotty Landis. He's one of my favorite guys in

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Speaker 3: the whole entire goddamn universe.

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Speaker 1: And there he is in his hotel room in Madison, Wisconsin,

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Speaker 1: a consummate professional who will podcast from anywhere on Earth

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Speaker 1: He's here for you, the one and know only Kurt Brown.

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Speaker 2: Older Scottie. One thing we do have to say. We're

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Speaker 2: gonna We're gonna talk up Brooklyn Bell House shows and

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Speaker 2: New Jersey Bell Out. These are the last Banana Boys shows. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: schedules on the books, Asbury Park, New Jersey, Brooklyn, New York.

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Speaker 1: Gotta get there. We got it. Let's let's do it.

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Speaker 2: Let's sell those shows out July fourteenth, July seventeenth. They're

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Speaker 2: gonna be great. Oh, we're gonna have a very special

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Speaker 1: Yes we are. Yes.

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Speaker 2: Megan Turbott, this great artist from Philly is making a

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Speaker 2: very cool poster for us. It's kind of gonna be

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Speaker 2: like an evergreen poster, so hopefully we'll be able to

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Speaker 2: sell it at a lot of shows. It's hand drawn,

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Speaker 2: it's beautiful. It's gonna be really fun.

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Speaker 1: So come on out to those shows. Scotty to the Beach,

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Speaker 1: Come hang out at the beach, Come to Brooklyn. Our

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Speaker 1: Brooklyn show last time was sold out and it was

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Speaker 1: so many people, and it was a party and it

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Speaker 1: was so fun. Rod Ranger was there. It was just

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Speaker 1: a night. It was a night for New York City.

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Speaker 1: We were back.

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Speaker 2: I like the you say Rod Dranger, like everybody knows

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Speaker 2: who Rodrake.

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Speaker 1: Gotta come and find out. If you want to know

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Speaker 1: who Rod Ranger is, you gotta put some buttson seats.

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Speaker 1: But he might have just been.

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Speaker 2: He might just be the most famous juicy fruit act

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Speaker 1: But maybe he's not. Maybe he's not anymore.

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Speaker 2: We'll find gotta come to Brooklyn and find out Rod

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm so good. Life's good. I mean, I uh,

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Speaker 1: I'm feeling positive. I'm booking travel for for those shows.

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Speaker 1: I actually just got off with Delta.

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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, did you get to pay three times a

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Speaker 1: Scott it, that's right, gonna break even on these bad boys.

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Speaker 1: But I don't do it for the month. I do

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Speaker 1: swept away. So anyways, I can't wait to have that

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Speaker 1: that heated text exchange. You want to hear that? All good?

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Speaker 1: All good man? You want to hear about this stuff?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 1: Oh, I cannot wait to laugh at this. Okay.

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Speaker 2: So this was sent in by Christa Findlay Egerton.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Krista great name. Great name.

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Speaker 2: Sent into The Banana's Instagram account The Bananas Podcast. It's

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Speaker 2: on Instagram. Find send it to us. Here it is

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Speaker 2: the title again from IFL Science. It's real a company

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Speaker 2: wants to turn celebrities into lab grown salami.

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Speaker 1: Okay, here it is.

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Speaker 2: Uh, this is James Felton Selton, staff writer at I

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Speaker 2: fucking Love Science.

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Speaker 1: They never give their writers credit. Yeah, so they started.

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Speaker 1: That's how good he is.

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Speaker 2: James gets it. He is the best in some of

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Speaker 2: the businesses that are with journalists.

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Speaker 1: Ever. Wonder what Kanye West or Ellen DeGeneres tastes like.

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Speaker 1: Not really, Nope, that is I thought of the least

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Speaker 2: Honestly, Well, there's a lab meat company out there who

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Speaker 2: is just as curious about the forbidden meat princ celebrities

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Speaker 2: as you are. None of these sentences are anything anyone

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Speaker 2: actually wants to know.

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Speaker 1: Correct.

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Speaker 2: Byte Labs produces fine arteasonal salami from meat that has

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Speaker 2: been lab grown from celebrity tissue samples. The company says

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Speaker 2: on its website to quote today, in vitro meat production

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Speaker 2: is close to becoming a reality, offering highly controllable meat

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Speaker 2: production without the animal cruelty, waste, and environmental impacts of

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Speaker 2: industrial farming. But this process can offer so much more

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Speaker 2: than replicas of beef and pork. Bitte Labs says, and

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Speaker 2: by quote so much more, they mean, quote, we would

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Speaker 2: like to collect myosatellite cells from celebrities and then turn

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Speaker 2: them into salami.

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Speaker 1: This is fucking crazy.

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Speaker 2: The firm even has a social share buttons to make

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Speaker 2: it easy for you to send a parenthetically vaguely threatening

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Speaker 2: request to the celebrity you would like to sausage. We're

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Speaker 2: gonna pause here and say yes. We definitely thought this

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Speaker 2: was a hoax or perhaps a satire of tech startups,

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Speaker 2: but if the company's earnest interviews with Vice and Slate

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Speaker 2: through with it. Quote to develop celebrity meat. That's a

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Speaker 2: that's that's in capital. We're working with a group of

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Speaker 2: bio engineers and food designers, most of which have requested

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Speaker 2: to remain anonymous due to the controversial nature of the product.

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Speaker 2: Kevin from bite Labs told Slate, Kevin doesn't worry. Kevin's

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Speaker 2: not out there being anonymous. It's just Kevin the cannibal

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Speaker 2: stick nose right in it. We've gotten some responses from

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Speaker 2: people offering us biopsies, but no one on the level

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Speaker 1: Oh man, can you imagine a Big four? Oh? No,

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Speaker 1: Jennifer Lawrence is one of them. Hold.

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Speaker 2: Most of the response have been very positive, but of

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Speaker 2: course some people are a bit uncomfortable with the idea

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Speaker 2: of bite labs. We think that's only to be expected

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Speaker 2: when we talk about pushing the boundaries of tech and society.

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Speaker 2: The company has thought far enough ahead to plan potential

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Speaker 2: recipes should the celebrities be up for their cells being

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Speaker 2: grown and turned into mass produced sausages. The j Law

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Speaker 2: Salami will be complimented by a mixture of rabbit and pork. Okay,

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Speaker 2: so it's not just straight up human meat. It's more

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Speaker 2: like a rabbit and pork sausage.

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Speaker 1: Still pretty gross.

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Speaker 2: A charming and confident flavor profile, the jaylaslamis coarse ground

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Speaker 2: in a rustic style, smooth with notes of honey, and

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Speaker 2: spiced with orange, zest and ginger. Always surprising, this salami

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Speaker 2: will never fail to entertain. Meanwhile, quote Hungarian paprika and

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Speaker 2: Worcester sauce give Kanye an underlying smokiness, spiked up with

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Speaker 2: hints of jalapeno meat they described as best paired with bourbon.

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Speaker 2: The idea is obviously caused what The ideas obviously cause

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Speaker 2: mixed feelings on social media between people who are a

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Speaker 2: bit grossed out by the idea and people who are cannibals.

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Speaker 2: Recent researchs found that people are often grossed out by

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Speaker 2: the idea of eating lab cultured meat from traditionally eating animals,

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Speaker 2: So it's no surprise there's an ick factor when it

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Speaker 1: That's why he's best in the biz. All right, pretty funny,

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Speaker 2: While it may be better for the environment, if you

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Speaker 2: serve it at a buffet, expect to have to ask, babes,

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Speaker 2: are you okay? You've barely touched your Alec Baldwin salami.

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Speaker 1: Babes, I know, St Stephen Baldwin salami. I'm laughing, man,

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Speaker 1: that's it, Billie Baldwin. I'm on the floor. I'm r

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Speaker 2: Nobody, Nobody wants to eat Alec Baldwin. The company itself

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Speaker 2: touts the environmental benefits of eating, for example, the cast

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Speaker 1: What that's crazy. It's like a hickory farm sampler. But

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Speaker 2: Uh, so they're saying celebrity meat production requires less than

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Speaker 2: one percent of the amount of land needed for traditional farming.

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Speaker 2: While a noble goal and much more humane than growing

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Speaker 2: Alec Baldwin's on a farm, it appears that they have

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Speaker 1: I bet Charlie's would have done it. Yeah, I bet you.

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Speaker 1: She's going for anything. That's why she's so cool. That's

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Speaker 1: Alec Baldwin. I guess does suck Jennifer Lawrence. Sure everybody

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Speaker 1: would take a nibble of Jennifer Lawrence. But the rest

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Speaker 1: of those those are Harry styles. You gotta have Harry

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Speaker 1: styles in there. They sell out. Yeah. Beyonce, everything she

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Speaker 1: of caffeine.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not a ton. It's not like you're not

435
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Speaker 2: going to be like wired depending on.

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Speaker 1: Really though, a Red Bull's eighty milligram, So just to

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Speaker 1: give you an ideas, it's you know, it's definitely enough

438
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Speaker 1: to put a little pep in your stuff. Okay. The

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Speaker 1: other half went with either DCAF coffee or a complimentary

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Speaker 1: cup of water. Importantly, the customers who shared their shopping

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Speaker 1: receipts with researchers as they exited the store. Sure Enough,

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Speaker 1: people who drank caffeinated coffee purchased a significantly higher amount

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Speaker 1: of items and spent more money. It also seems to

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Speaker 1: influence the type of items people by. Shoppers who drank

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Speaker 1: caffeine bought more non essential items like candle's fragrances, et

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Speaker 1: cetera than the others. However, there were few differences among

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Speaker 1: caffeinated and decaffeinated shoppers when it came to making more

448
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Speaker 1: utilitarian purchases kitchen utensil storage baskets. So they conducted a

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Speaker 1: fourth experiment in the lab, testing the impact of caffeine

450
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Speaker 1: online shopping. They separated a group of two hundred business

451
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Speaker 1: school students depending on whether they drank caffeinated or decaffeinated coffee.

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Speaker 1: Each person had to pick which items they would buy

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Speaker 1: from a list of sixty six So two hundred students

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Speaker 1: sixty six items, half caffeinated, half not. Again, the people

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Speaker 1: drinking caffeine bought impulsive items like massagers. They're like, yeah,

456
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Speaker 1: they're all fucking tense. They just got like tense stuff

457
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Speaker 1: for the caffeine. They're like, I got a fucking relax man. Yeah,

458
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Speaker 1: I gotta chill the f out or yeah, or they're

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Speaker 1: just revved up in the other way the list, while

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Speaker 1: the others chose more practical goods like notebooks, I mean,

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Speaker 1: talk about nerds last sentence. While moderate amounts of caffeine

462
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Speaker 1: into can have positive health benefits, there can be unintended

463
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Speaker 1: consequences of being overly caffeated while shopping. That is, consumers

464
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Speaker 1: trying to control impulsive spending should avoid consuming caffeated Beverages

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Speaker 1: before Shopping is published in the Journal of Marketing. Is

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Speaker 1: that fascinating? It is fascinating.

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Speaker 2: I mean, already, these two stories in this episode are

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Speaker 2: two of my favorite stories we've ever covered.

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Speaker 1: I'm loving a roaring start. We have food, we have

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Speaker 1: the BEVs. I haven't done an animal story yet. It's amazing.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry, it's coming. So this wasn't the story I

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Speaker 1: was going to talk about. But in college, so you

473
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Speaker 1: mess had a big food sciences and big communications departments,

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Speaker 1: and so they would occasionally put out things in the

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Speaker 1: school paper or I guess we got email blasts too

476
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Speaker 1: that were like twenty five dollars for an hour and

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Speaker 1: you go and you try five different types of ketchup

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Speaker 1: or whatever. But one night, my buddies were like, hey,

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Speaker 1: there's a thing. It's for media studies, and I think

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Speaker 1: everybody that participated got forty for an hour and a half.

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Speaker 1: You don't know what you're doing, so you show up,

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Speaker 1: and then all my buddies and we all got separated.

483
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Speaker 1: We all got put in different classrooms. So I was

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Speaker 1: in there with about ten people I didn't know, and

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Speaker 1: the teacher's assistant and professor's assistant or whatever. It's like, thanks, guys.

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Speaker 1: So we're just gonna air you an episode of television

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Speaker 1: they've never seen before, hopefully, and we're gonna give you

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Speaker 1: a question at the end. And that's it. So forty

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Speaker 1: bucks to watch an episode TV. So they put on

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Speaker 1: Seventh Heaven, which was like ABC Family show with Jessica Beale.

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Speaker 1: I think it was HERR show. It's kind of a

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Speaker 1: Christian ye type of real goodie type of show. And

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Speaker 1: so it starts in like ten minutes in this guy

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Speaker 1: goes bullshit and I'm like, what this is weird? Like

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Speaker 1: one of the people, one of the college students, and

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Speaker 1: the teacher's like excuse me, and he goes, this episode

497
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Speaker 1: is bullshit. So suddenly my mind goes to this part

498
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Speaker 1: of experience. This is a social experiment about being distracted

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Speaker 1: while watching television. So we keep watching and then like

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Speaker 1: some corny thing will happen. It goes to commercial break

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Speaker 1: and this guy's going like Jesus fucking Christ, and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: all right, I like this this is psychological experimentation. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so we watched the end. We get the thing. There's

504
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Speaker 1: like four or five questions about how it made you

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Speaker 1: feel blah, blah blah. Do you see the moral dilemma?

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Speaker 1: It would you watch this show again? What did you like?

507
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 1: What didn't you like? Filled out sending in go out.

508
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 1: My friend watched Sopranos, the other friend watched something else.

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Speaker 1: The other friend watched something else. That guy was just

510
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Speaker 1: an asshole. He had nothing to do with it. That

511
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 1: guy just couldn't stand forty seven minutes of Seventh Heaven

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Speaker 1: and just cuss the forty dollars and you couldn't even

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Speaker 1: handle it. I told my friends. They were like, no,

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Speaker 1: we all just watched the Sopranos pilot and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: what like walking back this guy every five minutes to

516
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 1: be like fuck this show? And so this guy's just

517
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Speaker 1: an asshole. Oh but do you know that they could

518
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Speaker 1: have been the controls? True right, they could have been

519
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Speaker 1: like I got forty bucks. Either way, it.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't matter that. It's always like, oh man, what is it?

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Speaker 2: There's I've I've heard about, like a study. There's two

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Speaker 2: studies I heard about that I think are really fascinating.

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Speaker 2: One is they showed people an episode of I think

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Speaker 2: it was I think it was Friends or Seinfeld, Okay,

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Speaker 2: and they sewed it to them without commercials. That was

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Speaker 2: the control group, and then with the other group, they

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Speaker 2: showed them the same episode of a sitcom but with commercials,

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Speaker 2: and then the and then they had them you know,

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Speaker 2: ask them. The people who watch it with commercials enjoyed

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Speaker 2: it more, wow, because there was something they disliked in

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Speaker 2: the middle in between the parts that they liked, So

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Speaker 2: it made them appreciate the show part more because they

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Speaker 2: had something that they disliked to compare it to interesting.

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Speaker 1: Isn't that interesting to get that? Sure? That makes sense.

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Speaker 2: And then they had another one where they where they

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Speaker 2: were like doing a test and this is so sneaky.

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Speaker 2: They did something to make people think that that was

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Speaker 2: the test, like that was the study. And then just

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Speaker 2: on a way out, they were like, thank you so

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Speaker 2: much for your time.

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Speaker 1: There's a here's a bowl. There's a bowl of.

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Speaker 2: Candies there, take as many as you want and uh.

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Speaker 2: And from the and from the test, they knew how

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Speaker 2: much money each person made.

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Speaker 1: And then the rich people took.

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Speaker 2: Know where this is going, like handfuls of candy, and

547
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Speaker 2: the poor people would take like one piece of candy

548
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Speaker 2: or they wouldn't touch it at all.

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Speaker 1: Boy, I hope the meek inherit the earth because these

550
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Speaker 1: rich guys got to go. That sucks. I before you

551
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 1: and I were banana boys way back in the day.

552
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Speaker 1: Do you remember the story about the guy that woke

553
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Speaker 1: up from a coma, a really long coma to the

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00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 1: Seinfeld intro song or commercial break song. It makes me

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00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:48,120
Speaker 1: laugh every single time I hear Seinfeld because it's that

556
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 1: baselape by Barron. Yeah. Yeah, so some guy was in

557
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Speaker 1: a coma and like a family members visiting him and

558
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Speaker 1: turned the TV on his room and Seinfeld's comes on

559
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 1: and he just wakes up out of a coma. After years. Yeah,

560
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Speaker 1: what that was all that had to happen. Yes, that's

561
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Speaker 1: so crazy, Oh my god, it so.

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Speaker 2: Like so it lives on some deep, deep lizard part

563
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Speaker 2: of the brain. I remember in Baltimore when I when

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Speaker 2: I was in college, speaking of doing tests in college,

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Speaker 2: I lived across the street from two dudes, Skeeter and Cornbread,

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Speaker 2: and they were always together. Skeeter and Cornbread always hung

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Speaker 2: out together. Skeeter was very tall and quiet and Cornbread

568
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Speaker 2: was short and very I would always do the talking.

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Speaker 2: Cornbread also only rode around on like a little kid's bike,

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Speaker 2: like a child's like for an eight year old. It

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Speaker 2: was purple like a huffey and you would just like

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Speaker 2: see like there's corn bread and you just like zoom by.

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Speaker 2: But they and they knew we were college they weren't

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Speaker 2: they you know, they lived in the neighborhood. They knew

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Speaker 2: we were college students because we lived off campus and

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Speaker 2: uh so on they and they and they always had

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Speaker 2: like stuff they were trying to sell us, and so

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Speaker 2: it would always be like Friday night at like ten pm.

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Speaker 2: They knew we would be like a little drunk and

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Speaker 2: we like knock on the door, open the door and

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Speaker 2: be like, hey, what's up. Corn Bread and Skeeter and

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Speaker 2: Cornbread would be like, I got a great TV for you.

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Speaker 2: It's five dollars, and we'd be like, Cornbread, we this

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Speaker 2: is the third TV we bought from you, and the

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Speaker 2: other two don't work.

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Speaker 1: And he would never take them back.

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Speaker 2: He's just like this one works, a promise, go plug

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Speaker 2: it in, you'll see, you know. And so eventually after

589
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 2: because all we wanted to do was watch the Simpsons.

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Speaker 2: Simpsons were on at like seven PM in the summertime,

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Speaker 2: and so by the time we had left, by the

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Speaker 2: time we had like moved out. We had four TVs

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Speaker 2: stacked on top of each other. One was the volume,

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Speaker 2: and one was only in black and white, and then

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Speaker 2: one was in color. So the big one had a picture,

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Speaker 2: and then the little one was the volume for the

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Speaker 2: big one, And so we just put them all on

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Speaker 2: the same channel and then it's seven turn them all on.

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Speaker 1: So good, aspiring writers, these are the details to set

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Speaker 1: your worlds apart. That is so good, Katie. Let's call

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Speaker 1: this episode Skeeter and Cornbread. Yeah, actually it would be

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00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 1: cornbread and Skeeter. That is how we cornbread and Skeeter. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Here it is tees us into these fine, fine advertisements.

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Speaker 2: Jonathan the blind gay sex craze giant tortoise is now

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Speaker 2: the oldest to have ever lived.

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Speaker 1: All right, Johnny, Well, let's blow out some candles when

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Speaker 1: we come back with more. But it does around, folks.

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Speaker 2: We are back on Bananas and we've got a very

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Speaker 2: special guest.

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Speaker 1: Yes we do.

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Speaker 2: Everyone, please welcome to the show again, uh intern but

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Speaker 2: also full human Lisa Maggot.

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Speaker 4: Hello everybody.

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Speaker 1: Oh Lisa, it's so glad. We're very glad to have

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Speaker 1: you back on the Bananas Podcast. How are you thrilled

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Speaker 1: to be here. It was a very human response group. Lisa,

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Speaker 1: thanks so we you. What did you have a little

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Speaker 1: a special segment for us, don't you?

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Speaker 4: I do I have a segment. I am now calling reading.

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Speaker 1: Reviews again, full human being. This is not a robot, definitely.

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Speaker 4: Not a robot.

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Speaker 1: The bananimals. You send us so many great reviews, especially

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Speaker 1: on Apple Podcasts, we thought it would be nice to

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Speaker 1: acknowledge some of you that gave us good review We

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Speaker 1: don't read bad reviews. You can stick those joyfully up

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Speaker 1: your dairy air. But yeah, Lisa is going to come

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Speaker 1: on and read some of your hit reviews. So thank you.

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Speaker 1: Go for it, Lisa, take it away.

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Speaker 4: All right. This one is from Ruby Ching. It's bananas

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Speaker 4: exclamation mark.

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Speaker 1: OK.

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Speaker 4: I just want to say thank you for making my commute,

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Speaker 4: although shorter, for lack of traffic so much fun. I

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Speaker 4: work at a hospital and as a frontliner, I sometimes

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Speaker 4: dry driving to work and then feel drained driving home.

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Speaker 4: This has been my bright spot to take my mind

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Speaker 4: off the craziness of this world. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what bananas is for. That's right, Ruby Ching,

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Speaker 1: that is a five star review. We're giving you five

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Speaker 1: stars right back for being the best in the biz.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely this is from JJ Bruski.

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Speaker 1: M thank you JJ Bruski.

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Speaker 4: It says a welcome break to the constant existential dread

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Speaker 4: of every day life. Sure, I cannot adequately put into

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Speaker 4: words how important this podcast has become to me. While

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Speaker 4: my husband calls my word for word recital the theme

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Speaker 4: song creepy and my assertion that I am Banana Boy

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Speaker 4: number three coldish, I know my obsession with this podcast

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Speaker 4: for giving my life meaning curtain Scottie. I will listen

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Speaker 1: That's fantastic. Well, thank you, Lisa. We love the reviews.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna have Lisa coming in and what do we

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Speaker 1: call the segment reading reviews. It's you go benam Ben

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Speaker 1: Bena be reading reviews.

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Speaker 4: Love it.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Lisa, And if you guys want

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Speaker 2: We would really appreciate lately so much. Lisa you're the best.

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Speaker 2: We'll have you back soon.

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Speaker 1: All right, thank you, animals. It really is such a

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Speaker 1: big deal that you guys leave these reviews. We love it.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe coming up in July, Curt and I'll do

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Speaker 1: that thing where if you leave us a five star

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Speaker 1: review of our podcast and you show it to us,

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Speaker 1: we'll leave a five star review of your podcast. We'll

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Speaker 1: do a little review exchange, a little five for five.

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Speaker 2: That sounds great because everybody's got a podcast.

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Speaker 1: Hey, I listen to some of our listeners podcasts dms.

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Speaker 1: If you give us five star review, we're going to

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Speaker 1: if my fingers bleed, but thank you, Lisa Maggott, our

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Speaker 1: beloved full human intern. All right, let's get into this.

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Speaker 2: This was sent in by Ellery Scout.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: It's such a good name, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: What a name?

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Speaker 2: Also, it's just one sound off of Celery Scout, and

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Speaker 2: I love names that are just one sound off of

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Speaker 2: a regular name, like Timothy. I think Timothy is the

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Speaker 2: funniest name.

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Speaker 1: I'm putting it on my list of great names. Ellery Scout,

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Speaker 1: you made a list of great names.

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Speaker 2: It is right, that's like that's up there with Melissa

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Speaker 2: Joyce nutt Ooh.

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Speaker 1: She was special.

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Speaker 2: Jonathan and Mike Bacon Mike Bacon from Denver, Oh Man,

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Speaker 2: Mike Bacon, I love you, Mike Bacon. Jonathan the blind

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Speaker 2: gay sex Craze giant tortoise is now the oldest to

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Speaker 2: have ever lived.

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Speaker 1: Cool.

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Speaker 2: This is in Pink News. This was written by Lily Wakefield.

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Speaker 2: Oh good, thank you Lily, and this was This came

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Speaker 2: out January twenty eighth, twenty twenty two.

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Speaker 1: I know in the past we have talked about Jonathan.

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Speaker 1: We sure did, but he is now the oldest to

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Speaker 1: have ever lived because record breaker.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Jonathan and world famous one hundred and ninety year

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Speaker 2: old gay giant tortoise and Saint Helena has officially become

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Speaker 2: the oldest tortoise to have ever lived. According to the

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Speaker 2: Guinness World Records, this year, Jonathan will take the title

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Speaker 2: of oldest Chillonian, which just means, ah, like that.

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Speaker 1: I really wanted that title. I really wanted the oldest Chillonian.

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Speaker 1: We should put that you could be you could be

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Speaker 1: oldest chill Onian in a que thank you for seeing me.

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Speaker 2: Finally, oldest Chilonian, a category which encompasses turtles, terrapins, and tortoises.

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Speaker 2: Before Jonathan, the oldest Chillonian was tuy Malila, a radiated

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Speaker 2: tortoise in Tonga who died at the age of one

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Speaker 2: eighty eight. Apparently, I kept looking. I was like radiated.

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Speaker 2: It's that's the name of their type of tortoise, not

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Speaker 2: that she had been.

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Speaker 1: Irradiating got nuked.

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Speaker 2: Okay right, according to John Wave, Yes, exactly, according to

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Speaker 2: Jonathan's personal vet.

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Speaker 1: He has a personal vet.

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Speaker 2: Despite his old age and the fact that he is

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Speaker 2: both blind and without a sense of smell, Jonathan still

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Speaker 2: enjoys his three favorite activities, eating, sleeping in sex, heard

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Speaker 2: that yep, that should say, and nappin and fucking.

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Speaker 1: I agree?

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Speaker 2: Jonathan, who roams for come on, pink news. Are we

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Speaker 2: not allowed to say?

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Speaker 1: Fucking?

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Speaker 2: Jonathan, who roams free on the grounds of the official

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Speaker 2: residence of Saint Helena's governor with three other giant tortoises,

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Speaker 2: made headlines around the world in twenty seventeen when he

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Speaker 2: was accidentally outed when his partner, then known as Frederica,

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Speaker 2: went for a checkup for a shell lesion. The vet

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Speaker 2: discovered that the tortoise was in fact male. Jonathan and

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Speaker 2: the thirty one year old tortoise now known as Frederick

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Speaker 2: have been together for three decades, and vets say Jonathan's

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Speaker 2: libido shows no signs of slowing down. However, Jonathan isn't

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Speaker 2: strictly monogamous, and we'll also have sex with Emma, another

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Speaker 2: tortoise that roams the grounds.

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Speaker 1: So he's bisex coool. David David is britt Yeah, David,

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Speaker 1: it's a great name for a tortoise. Is David.

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Speaker 2: The fourth tortoise appears to be the only one rejected

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Speaker 2: by Jonathan. Wow, So Jonathan is just walking around fucking

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Speaker 2: boning anything that moves boulders for Jonathan Ottoman's for fiestas.

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Speaker 2: I mean, except for David David for one thing, Jonathan's

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Speaker 2: not boning.

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Speaker 1: The official.

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Speaker 2: The official website of Saint Helena or Helena contains an

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Speaker 2: encyclopedic amount of information on Jonathan and clarifies that the

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Speaker 2: tortoises date of birth cannet actually be determined. The giant

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Speaker 2: tortoise was brought to the island in eighteen eighty two,

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Speaker 2: when he was already around fifty years old. There was

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Speaker 2: no record of the date he hatched and he could

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Speaker 2: even be up to two hundred years old.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: However, due to some misreporting in the media, Wikipedia list

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Speaker 2: Jonathan's date of birth as February eighteen thirty two.

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Speaker 1: Wow, which some of the thirteen thirty two Wow. That

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Speaker 1: guy has been humping for pre Civil war anti bellum

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Speaker 1: tortoise humping over there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and on his birthday they gave him a lettuce

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Speaker 2: with a candle.

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Speaker 1: I bet he loved it. I bet he'd smell it.

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Speaker 1: He couldn't smell it, he couldn't see it. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: I probably burned him. But he ate that lettuce. He's

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Speaker 1: a bisexual tortoise, which is so great. He was born

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Speaker 1: in the eighteen hundred, so great. He's probably a very

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Speaker 1: generous slow lover. I mean, I imagine they make love

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Speaker 1: very slowly. I'm sure it takes hours. I'm sure it

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Speaker 1: takes ours. That's probably the secret to a long life.

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Speaker 1: Sting knew all along. He's a tantric tortoise. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And also if tortoises have sex quickly, I don't want

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Speaker 2: to hear about it.

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Speaker 1: Nope, you don't not out what I'm picturing. You don't

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Speaker 1: have to correct us.

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Speaker 2: If you correct us about the length of time tortoise

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Speaker 2: has sex. Let us live with some mystery or rather

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Speaker 2: two just making up facts.

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Speaker 1: I love this guy so much of all the facts

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Speaker 1: to make the fact that we think that tortoises make

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Speaker 1: very slow, very generous love, lots of eye contact even

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Speaker 1: though he's blind.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know how you could make eye contact

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Speaker 2: as a tortoise. Like he would be really reaching over

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Speaker 2: the shell to be like, look at me, look at me.

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Speaker 1: Yes, this must be interesting to be that that doctor,

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Speaker 1: that that personalized vet, the hermetologist or whatever, and just

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Speaker 1: to be like back at it again, like that person

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Speaker 1: spending say it is an hour that Jonathan gets it

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Speaker 1: on with Frederick, but not definitely not ugly David. They ugly, gross, weird,

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Speaker 1: butthole David. They are that person has to market and

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Speaker 1: witness it. Yeah, make sure. I mean he could have

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Speaker 1: a heart attack, He could go like Matthew McConaughey's dead

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Speaker 1: mid coitus coitus interrupt us. Hmm, I know when that

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Speaker 1: the day that Jonathan.

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Speaker 2: I hope Jonathan goes out with a bang while having sex. Please,

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Speaker 2: if there is any beauty left in the world, may

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Speaker 2: Jonathan the giant bisexual Tortoise who is one hundred and

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Speaker 2: eighty eight years old.

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Speaker 1: Die fucking so cool. How God, that is such a

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Speaker 1: long it's in i'd want to live that long. I

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Speaker 1: don't think so. I think ninety would be a sweet

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Speaker 1: spot for me. Ninety die making slow, generous love that

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Speaker 1: sounds wonderful.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I will take honestly, I'll take anything, person, I'll

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Speaker 2: take anything between eighty and ninety.

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Speaker 1: I'll take any of that area. Love that love that area.

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Speaker 1: Good do go, good do go great area. Then they'll

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Speaker 1: upload us into like an Oculus rift. And like I

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Speaker 1: just saw the New Star Wars Boba Fette thing where

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Speaker 1: around and it looks so damn good. I'm like, so well,

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Speaker 1: there goes that. We're just gonna have young Tom Cruise,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna have young Meryl Streeps. We're just gonna have

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Speaker 1: good I got good stories. Thanks for setting all the

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Speaker 1: great stories. Pan Animals, you rock you roll. This is

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Speaker 1: A local family's been living without a roof for over

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Speaker 1: Hotved never thought she'd come home to quote. This is

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Speaker 1: of our house. Their house is now covered in tarps

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Speaker 1: with no explanation except a letter left by a contractor

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Speaker 1: which says there had been a miscommunication. Yeah. Oh, I

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Speaker 1: think that's a fair letter. A letter, and they were

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Speaker 1: sent to the wrong address. She understands that people mess up,

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Speaker 1: but no one is taking blame for the issue. Quote.

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Speaker 1: It was a mistake, a very costly mistake, and it

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Speaker 1: but no one will do it. Dr Roofing LLC told

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Speaker 1: the family their insurance would have to handle it. The

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Speaker 1: claims the family has tried to filed with their insurance

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Speaker 1: company have been denied. In the latest letter, they say,

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Speaker 1: for property damage arising out of an open air roof condition.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: I just said. The recent rainstorms Inland Northwest have only

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Speaker 1: made the issues worse. Waters seeped into the home and

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Speaker 1: parts of the floor had to be removed. There's also

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Speaker 1: lingering water damage to the carpet and drywall. This really

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Speaker 1: is this is so bizarre and such a nightmare. So

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Speaker 1: the mom is worried about the kids rooms because it's

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Speaker 1: getting moldy and mildewy and the smell's overwhelming for them.

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00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 1: The price to fix this curdiebe how seventy thousand dollars

865
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:54,959
Speaker 1: for a new roof? Oh my god? How so who's payan?

866
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:59,880
Speaker 1: Who's paying? They're asking everybody, including our beautiful bananimals, for

867
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 1: advice on what to do and how to deal with

868
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 1: the issue. They've contacted both Idaho and Washington's attorney generals,

869
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,400
Speaker 1: as well as the Better Business Bureau the BBB.

870
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 4: UH.

871
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 1: They say they're starting to meet with lawyers about their

872
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 1: next steps. So four News Now did reach out to

873
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 1: the contractor who had removed this roof.

874
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean there's no excuse, there's no you can't

875
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:21,839
Speaker 2: just go and take somebody's roof.

876
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,880
Speaker 1: That's so great, right and to your point, Oh, he

877
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:26,520
Speaker 1: said over the phone he's working on it, but did

878
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:28,839
Speaker 1: not want to comment on camera. I love when those

879
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 1: eyewitness news people like getting people's face and they're like

880
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 1: excuse me, you did this horrible thing. It's always like

881
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 1: walking out of a chipolt lay towards their car and

882
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:38,880
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, please make to my lawyer and no comment.

883
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 1: So hopefully this all gets resolved because that is crazy.

884
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 1: But I was thinking about this, and like, you know,

885
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:47,960
Speaker 1: I was like, sou the bastards or whatever every American says.

886
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 1: But then I was thinking, isn't this a robbery? Isn't

887
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 1: this like a parsony or grand thet.

888
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 2: They're still breaking and entering, right, You're like they called

889
00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 2: the police and be like I was robbed.

890
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 1: Yeah right, someone stole my roof. Yeah, like yeah, like

891
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:09,480
Speaker 1: if somebody steals your front door of your house, you

892
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:11,399
Speaker 1: called piece of go. Somebody just stole my front door. Yeah,

893
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 1: it's no different. This is just grand theft. I say,

894
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:19,360
Speaker 1: throw these corn balls in jail. That's so fucking crazy.

895
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 1: Oh man, So who wanted their roof? Did? Was there

896
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 1: ever any explanation on it was a mix up that

897
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:27,840
Speaker 1: somebody must have been getting a new roof installed and

898
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:30,120
Speaker 1: then they cut the roof off and realized what they did,

899
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 1: and then they just like were like, sorry, your homeowner's

900
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 1: insurance or something will cover it. But then they're playing

901
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:38,319
Speaker 1: their policy didn't cover it, so I think they probably

902
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:41,360
Speaker 1: will win. My guess is, yeah, they have to. You

903
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 1: can't just take somebody. People are going to jail. You

904
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 1: can't just take somebody's roof, right, No, I hope not.

905
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 1: I mean, who knows. I get mad if somebody took

906
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:53,239
Speaker 1: my hat. When I was in high school, my high

907
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 1: school girlfriend and I her dad was a contractor, and

908
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:58,279
Speaker 1: I drove home after school and we go in the

909
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 1: house and we're doing We're hanging out. We're flirting around

910
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,920
Speaker 1: the way that the youth, the sixteen year olds do.

911
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:08,840
Speaker 1: We were probably smooching Kurt, yeah a lot. We're probably

912
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:12,719
Speaker 1: holding hands, a lot, lot of handholder Hell. Yeah, you know,

913
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:15,160
Speaker 1: you do those little things. You sneak a little thing

914
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:17,400
Speaker 1: here and there. Oh mom's in the other room. Just

915
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 1: a quick, quick, little butt pinch, and then we just

916
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:22,319
Speaker 1: go in and act all polite. So we're doing that,

917
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 1: we're hanging out, and then they were like, Scotty, do

918
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 1: you want to stay for dinner? Sure? Sitting around with

919
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 1: his family, the dad goes to put on music. He goes,

920
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:33,560
Speaker 1: what the fuck who took my CD player? So somebody,

921
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:37,880
Speaker 1: this guy was obsessed with music, like a true true

922
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 1: musicology music. What is it audiophile? This guy just loved it.

923
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:46,799
Speaker 1: Always had music on the house speakers everywhere. So we

924
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:50,239
Speaker 1: go gone. All the CDs are gone, seven disc or

925
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:53,400
Speaker 1: one hundred disc or whatever. Crazy changer was gone, gone,

926
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,880
Speaker 1: wires out of the wall. The funniest part is we

927
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:58,719
Speaker 1: had been hanging out. I think we're probably playing some cranium.

928
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:01,120
Speaker 1: We didn't notice that this major piece of like this

929
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:05,160
Speaker 1: guy's personality was stolen. So it was the first time

930
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:08,400
Speaker 1: I'd ever felt that feeling of like there are criminals

931
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:10,520
Speaker 1: out there and they come into your homes and it's

932
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:14,239
Speaker 1: a very strange feeling. Wow. So that was probably on

933
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:16,920
Speaker 1: like a Thursday or Friday. Weekend rolls around. I get

934
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 1: a call from my girlfriend on a Saturday, this is

935
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 1: what happened. This is so crazy. So, as a contractor,

936
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:26,799
Speaker 1: the guys used to meet at his house before work

937
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 1: and then they'd all get in different work trucks and

938
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:32,560
Speaker 1: go out. And they kind of famously didn't lock their

939
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 1: back sliding door at the time, and like, so we

940
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 1: had come home from school, we just walking their house.

941
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 1: You know, it was a little bit in the country.

942
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:42,720
Speaker 1: Is in Deer Park, Maryland. And anyways, her dad goes

943
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:45,399
Speaker 1: to he bought a new CD player and he went

944
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:49,400
Speaker 1: to buy some CDs at Record and tape traders in Reisterstown, Maryland.

945
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 1: And the guy and he starts looking at these CDs

946
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:55,360
Speaker 1: and he opens one up and his name was on it.

947
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:57,720
Speaker 1: It said his last name, signed all him and just

948
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 1: sold them. It's not only did they steal two hundred

949
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,359
Speaker 1: plus CDs and then take them to the closest place

950
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 1: that bought UCDs and resold them, they filled out the

951
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:09,239
Speaker 1: form with their full information. Oh, so he realized it

952
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 1: was somebody that used to work for him. We used

953
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 1: to wear construction for him. And they called the police

954
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:16,240
Speaker 1: and they went over that guy's house and they arrested

955
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:18,760
Speaker 1: the guy. But he filled out the form after robbing

956
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:21,840
Speaker 1: his boss, with his real name, his real address, his

957
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 1: real phone number. I mean, this is super deal. That's

958
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:27,040
Speaker 1: so amazing because I remember selling.

959
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:28,919
Speaker 2: I used to sell CDs all the time in order

960
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:31,440
Speaker 2: to buy new CDs, and they would always give you

961
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:34,720
Speaker 2: a dollar for CD when you spent like fifteen dollars

962
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:37,840
Speaker 2: on each CD, and it was always cash.

963
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:40,760
Speaker 1: I never had to like write my name down or anything.

964
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:43,760
Speaker 2: Crazy so you could just put like, my name's Biz

965
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 2: whip Year, you know, and like, yeah.

966
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 1: I mean biz whip Year is a dope name. That's it.

967
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 1: They're like, this guy Biz has just been ripping off

968
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 1: people everywhere. We got four metallic ride the lightnings out

969
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 1: of this sky. We got one outcast.

970
00:51:57,400 --> 00:52:00,160
Speaker 2: Oh man, all right, I'll give us one more to

971
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:00,799
Speaker 2: send us home.

972
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 1: Scottie tease us into the next oblivion. Here we go.

973
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:11,320
Speaker 2: Geico may have to pay five point two million dollars

974
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 2: to a woman who got an STD in an insured car.

975
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 1: I saw this. This is crazy, so it seems not good.

976
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 1: We have cover.

977
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:22,759
Speaker 2: We covered this when it was a lawsuit, but just

978
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:26,680
Speaker 2: a quick update because the woman won her lawsuit.

979
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:28,240
Speaker 1: It's fucking crazy.

980
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:31,319
Speaker 2: This was sent in by Tiffany Wood and many many

981
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 2: other bananimals.

982
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 1: Thank you.

983
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 2: Basically, I will tell you here's here is. This is

984
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:40,520
Speaker 2: an on NPR. The Missouri Court of Appeals is siding

985
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:43,400
Speaker 2: with a woman who won a five point two million

986
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:46,640
Speaker 2: dollar award against Geico in a case it centers on

987
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:50,440
Speaker 2: a unique auto injury claim. The woman says she contracted

988
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:54,840
Speaker 2: a sexually transmitted disease in a Hyundai Sedan whose owner

989
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:58,799
Speaker 2: was insured by Geico. This reads like and and if

990
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:01,239
Speaker 2: and when you know and when you know that the

991
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:07,719
Speaker 2: sexually transmitted disease is HPV, the sexually transmitted disease that

992
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:11,919
Speaker 2: absolutely every single person in an America has, that's right,

993
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:15,720
Speaker 2: is amazing. The woman identifying in court papers as mos

994
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:19,240
Speaker 2: as a man identified as MB infected her with HPV

995
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 2: when they had unprotected sex in his twenty fourteen Hyundai Genesis.

996
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:27,560
Speaker 1: I mean, wow, decisions are being made across the board here.

997
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, so insane? Uh so yeah, so hat like it's insane,

998
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 2: she said. Basically, what's happening now is there was an appeal,

999
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:40,600
Speaker 2: like she won in a court case. There was an appeals,

1000
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:44,240
Speaker 2: she won in the appeals, and now Geico is taking

1001
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:47,239
Speaker 2: them to some other level of court to try and

1002
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 2: get the damages reduced. So she probably won't end up

1003
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:53,480
Speaker 2: with five point two million dollars. It will or it

1004
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:54,719
Speaker 2: might get thrown out all teach.

1005
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:57,040
Speaker 1: Maybe she will. But the thing I think in one

1006
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:58,920
Speaker 1: of the articles I read is that Geico didn't take

1007
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 1: the claim very seriously in the first and then they lost,

1008
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:03,920
Speaker 1: and then in the appeals they like lawyered up. But

1009
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 1: then there was already like the president or whatever. So

1010
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:08,880
Speaker 1: they lost again. I didn't see in any of the

1011
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,440
Speaker 1: articles if they if a condom was used. I was

1012
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:14,399
Speaker 1: trying to figure that out, Like it says unprotected sex.

1013
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:20,800
Speaker 1: Yeah mmmm see that's if it was consensual unprotected sex.

1014
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:27,359
Speaker 1: That seems like there's some fault here not you know, yeah,

1015
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:29,560
Speaker 1: it seems like I don't know.

1016
00:54:29,719 --> 00:54:32,080
Speaker 2: I mean, Geico had told the woman it's auto insurance

1017
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:35,560
Speaker 2: coverage didn't apply because quote damage's claim did not arise

1018
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:40,160
Speaker 2: out of the normal use of the vehicle, which I like, Look,

1019
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:43,160
Speaker 2: I'm not not a fan of insurance companies in any way,

1020
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:46,840
Speaker 2: shape or form, but it does seem like that is

1021
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:49,160
Speaker 2: not something that we were like, all right, here's the

1022
00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:51,719
Speaker 2: Hyundai Sonata, perfect for fucking in.

1023
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:54,360
Speaker 1: Like no one ever says that, like this is the

1024
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:58,919
Speaker 1: spot I go to. I want to no, no, I yeah,

1025
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:01,480
Speaker 1: I think this is not good thing. I mean, I'm

1026
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:03,920
Speaker 1: not happy for anybody involved in this. But also like

1027
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:06,239
Speaker 1: if all all of our auto insurance rates go through

1028
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:09,279
Speaker 1: the roof, because this sets some precedent where everybody who's

1029
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:13,640
Speaker 1: had sex in a car has gotten something like by

1030
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:15,000
Speaker 1: here we go. You know.

1031
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:22,400
Speaker 2: I listened to this great podcast called you're wrong about

1032
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:25,680
Speaker 2: and and I'm sure that this will be like in

1033
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:28,880
Speaker 2: like ten years or something, we'll get like more details

1034
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:31,720
Speaker 2: about actually what happened here and why the court sided

1035
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:35,400
Speaker 2: because you know, in like this reminds me of the

1036
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:39,319
Speaker 2: famous McDonald's case where the woman burned herself with hot

1037
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:41,239
Speaker 2: coffee and then got like a ten million dollar thing.

1038
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:46,400
Speaker 2: When you actually get into the details of the case. Yes,

1039
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:51,680
Speaker 2: it is actually justified, and they spend a whole hour

1040
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:54,240
Speaker 2: going through it, and I'm sure you'll find this probably

1041
00:55:54,239 --> 00:55:56,799
Speaker 2: has something like that, but I you know, at this

1042
00:55:56,920 --> 00:56:01,040
Speaker 2: point we're unsure of what's going on. But anyway, that's

1043
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:03,600
Speaker 2: a fun way to be a bummer about this very

1044
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:04,320
Speaker 2: funny story.

1045
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:08,400
Speaker 1: Oh it's okay. What you're saying is get all the

1046
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:11,439
Speaker 1: information before you pass judgment and just be a knee

1047
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:14,080
Speaker 1: jerk society. We gotta get all the info. We got

1048
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:17,120
Speaker 1: across the t's and hit the lowercase jas with some dots.

1049
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:18,399
Speaker 1: We gotta get in there.

1050
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:20,600
Speaker 2: And I'm also saying is you're not gonna get all

1051
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:22,239
Speaker 2: the info here, bananas.

1052
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 1: It is a podcast, bananas.

1053
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 2: We're gonna give you barely enough information to laugh about.

1054
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:31,560
Speaker 2: And then that is it, right, if you're coming here

1055
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:33,800
Speaker 2: for your news, you're in trouble.

1056
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:38,160
Speaker 1: That's right. But anyways, it's been a beautiful episode. Have

1057
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:40,480
Speaker 1: protected sex. If you're gonna have sex with somebody you

1058
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:42,799
Speaker 1: don't really know in a car, put a condom on.

1059
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:46,920
Speaker 1: They're great. They work really high percentage of the time

1060
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:51,920
Speaker 1: available everywhere. We should make bananas condoms. We should make

1061
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:56,160
Speaker 1: Banana's condoms. Actually, this is a great idea. Thank you folks,

1062
00:56:56,280 --> 00:57:12,520
Speaker 1: Thank you Scotti. Bananas Bananas is an exactly right media production.

1063
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:16,200
Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine. The catchy Bananas

1064
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:18,520
Speaker 1: theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

1065
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:22,120
Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:24,920
Speaker 1: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgarriff and

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00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:25,720
Speaker 1: Georgia Hartstar

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00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:30,280
Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot intern.