WEBVTT - EP 427: Between the Sheets and the Pages Ft. Traci (The Stacks Podcast) 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:02.800 Welcome to Decisions Decisions. I don't think you should say 0:00:02.840 --> 0:00:06.080 decision decisions. It sounded like you was talking to Kirsty. 0:00:06.480 --> 0:00:09.440 You definitely say to welcome, welcome to the new podcast. 0:00:10.400 --> 0:00:14.560 Oh wait, you want to say together decisions decisions. Hey, everybody, 0:00:14.960 --> 0:00:21.200 welcome to another episode of this Sizzy Y'all's the Sizzy y'all. 0:00:21.680 --> 0:00:24.759 We are not you putting the glasses on the authors. 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:27.600 Oh my guy, you are the authors of no host 0:00:27.640 --> 0:00:30.960 part I knew sitting with Tracy, the host of the 0:00:31.000 --> 0:00:31.920 Stacks podcast. 0:00:31.960 --> 0:00:32.440 That's right. 0:00:32.479 --> 0:00:33.960 And I want to play you the clip of how 0:00:33.960 --> 0:00:37.800 I found you because I just thought so. 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:38.800 We had Brian. 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:44.879 Brandon and if you don't remember his episode, it may 0:00:44.880 --> 0:00:46.360 have been like last year, maybe even. 0:00:46.280 --> 0:00:48.240 Two years ago, a while ago. Oh there's his book. Yeah, 0:00:48.240 --> 0:00:50.199 and it was for his book. Yeah, so he was 0:00:50.240 --> 0:00:51.519 on from you Gotta Be You. 0:00:52.600 --> 0:00:56.000 I saw this clip of Tracy and I just wanted 0:00:56.000 --> 0:00:59.000 to talk to her or follow her because the clip 0:00:59.080 --> 0:01:01.680 was so funny. And then I realized, oh my god, 0:01:01.720 --> 0:01:02.760 this bitch does books. 0:01:03.200 --> 0:01:04.440 Not this bitch does book. 0:01:04.600 --> 0:01:07.200 She does you a buck, Debbie does, Dallas Cracy does, 0:01:07.319 --> 0:01:08.559 but he does book. 0:01:08.680 --> 0:01:10.440 So this is a clip and I want you guys 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:11.839 to hear this because I was like, oh, she's fine. 0:01:12.280 --> 0:01:16.959 I am the worst mom in the social group of 0:01:17.200 --> 0:01:20.320 moms in the world of children. I have five year 0:01:20.319 --> 0:01:24.200 old twins, as you know, and there are moms who. 0:01:24.040 --> 0:01:28.920 Want to be friends. I don't want to be fun. 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:37.119 I have frin and I will ignore, sure, I will lie. 0:01:38.319 --> 0:01:42.000 That's so my favorite move is like, hey, do you 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:45.080 guys want to like do a playdate tomorrow or like 0:01:45.280 --> 0:01:50.680 later today? Leave on red until I'm like an hour after. 0:01:50.760 --> 0:01:52.919 I'm like, oh my god, I'm just we're just getting 0:01:52.960 --> 0:01:55.240 out of something grew and I is so honest. 0:01:55.280 --> 0:01:59.600 It's true. Moms act like I am. I'm hanging this 0:01:59.640 --> 0:02:00.280 mom in this mom. 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:02.160 It's like what if you hate them? 0:02:02.480 --> 0:02:04.840 I mean, it's so different than like, hoes want to 0:02:04.840 --> 0:02:06.520 be friends with other hose because they relate. 0:02:06.920 --> 0:02:08.680 So moms want to be friends. 0:02:08.480 --> 0:02:11.720 With other moms because now we have something, yes, but 0:02:11.840 --> 0:02:13.200 we don't comly. 0:02:12.800 --> 0:02:16.200 Want to talk about stupid kids. Shit, that's our problem. 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:18.239 It's not even that these women I wouldn't want to 0:02:18.240 --> 0:02:21.000 be friends with in other circumstances, but all they want 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:23.240 to talk about is like, what does your kid eat? 0:02:23.520 --> 0:02:25.880 What time did they go to bed? And I'm just like, 0:02:27.120 --> 0:02:28.920 have you watched you a TV show recently? 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:29.440 Like? 0:02:30.080 --> 0:02:31.080 Do you like sports? 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:33.000 Like? It doesn't even have to be like tell me 0:02:33.000 --> 0:02:36.480 your trauma. It can just be anything other than to 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:39.000 your own dangerous. But who do you talk about your 0:02:39.040 --> 0:02:39.400 kids with? 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:41.680 Because if you think about it, one of my friends 0:02:41.760 --> 0:02:43.640 recently told me who had a kid. 0:02:44.000 --> 0:02:45.600 I was like, day, i'll hear from me anymore. She's like, 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:46.880 you don't want to hear about this kid shit? 0:02:46.880 --> 0:02:47.800 And I know it's crazy. One. 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:49.240 None of my friends talk to me about their kids 0:02:49.240 --> 0:02:50.400 because I could careless, but. 0:02:50.360 --> 0:02:52.320 I could care less abou other people's kids, so too, 0:02:52.560 --> 0:02:55.080 I don't even want to talk about my kids like 0:02:55.240 --> 0:02:56.760 truly as I don't. 0:02:56.840 --> 0:02:58.880 I mean you can, I don't. So just a few 0:02:58.960 --> 0:02:59.760 boundary ground rolls. 0:02:59.760 --> 0:03:01.920 I don't I ever say my kid's names publicly, and 0:03:02.040 --> 0:03:03.800 I don't ever put them on social media. 0:03:03.919 --> 0:03:05.440 Give voice right and girl, we're gonna do that to 0:03:05.480 --> 0:03:06.120 the men we fought. 0:03:06.160 --> 0:03:08.440 Okay, we never say their names on the podcast, and 0:03:08.480 --> 0:03:10.160 we never post them on our social media. 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:15.320 My kids are I try to keep them private for 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:17.239 I mean, I'll tell you their story of why I 0:03:17.360 --> 0:03:20.080 do that protecting them. But also so there's an influencer 0:03:20.160 --> 0:03:23.240 that I follow who lives in my neighborhood and I've 0:03:23.280 --> 0:03:24.640 been following her for a long time, and she had 0:03:24.639 --> 0:03:26.720 a daughter. And one day I was walking down the 0:03:26.720 --> 0:03:30.480 street like this little neighborhood and I saw the little 0:03:30.480 --> 0:03:32.760 girl with the nanny and I said, oh, my god, 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:36.120 there's blank And then I realized I actually didn't know 0:03:36.160 --> 0:03:38.160 that kid. But I thought that that was a little 0:03:38.200 --> 0:03:40.320 kid that I knew just in the community. And I said, 0:03:40.320 --> 0:03:43.760 if I ever have kids, I'm never gonna put This 0:03:43.840 --> 0:03:46.360 was before the show was even like big. It was like, 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:48.680 you know whatever, and I was like, I will never 0:03:48.760 --> 0:03:52.760 put my kids on public social media because that's weird. 0:03:52.920 --> 0:03:56.160 And it was really disorienting because I knew the kid's name, 0:03:56.400 --> 0:03:58.080 like I was like, I really thought like I was 0:03:58.120 --> 0:03:59.280 going to go up to them and be like, hey, 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:01.840 little girl, who's name? I know? And then I realized 0:04:01.840 --> 0:04:03.960 that I did not know that. Yeah, the Internet makes 0:04:04.000 --> 0:04:05.080 us feel closer to people. 0:04:05.480 --> 0:04:07.440 This is ridiculous, and I'm not trying to compare your 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:10.280 children to a dog, but I knew shit got weird. 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:13.680 I was driving one day in La. 0:04:13.800 --> 0:04:17.360 My dog is uh hanging out the window. 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:19.640 I'm like sitting outside the car. Girl walks by and 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:22.760 goes hey, Nina and doesn't speak to me, and I 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:26.240 was like, oh, bitch, Yeah, it's weird. Looney too, Yeah 0:04:26.279 --> 0:04:27.800 it's weird. And yeah, when I go. 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:33.400 On Live My My My like core like fans literally 0:04:33.440 --> 0:04:35.480 refer to Body my cat as their nephew. 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:40.200 Where is my nephew at that's cute, but they know Body. 0:04:40.240 --> 0:04:43.640 They're like, Body done got so big because that's my kid. 0:04:43.760 --> 0:04:45.120 My cat does go on the internet. 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:49.239 But yeah, it's like, oh wow, y'all have known Body 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:50.760 since he was a little little bit and now you 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:53.479 growing up and you refer to my cat. 0:04:54.480 --> 0:04:56.280 When we were first starting this episode, I said, oh 0:04:56.279 --> 0:04:58.960 my god, Tracy, have to hold this thought. Tracy was 0:04:59.000 --> 0:05:01.400 telling us what she thought about She's read the entire 0:05:01.400 --> 0:05:04.120 book No holds Word, We just miss a saxpod, and 0:05:04.920 --> 0:05:07.080 was talking about what she thought about meeting us after 0:05:07.120 --> 0:05:08.719 reading the book. So I'd love for you to repeat 0:05:08.760 --> 0:05:09.960 that because I want to tell you what I. 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:12.400 Said about here. Yeah, so I both well. 0:05:12.400 --> 0:05:15.200 I said that I thought that Mandy was like friendlier 0:05:15.720 --> 0:05:19.600 than I thought that you would be, like warmer, less guarded, 0:05:19.640 --> 0:05:22.240 than I thought. And I thought that you were goofier 0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:25.320 than I was expecting because your chapters are like really 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:29.640 like sexy, like sex you know, I mean not all 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:33.080 of that, they're very sex forward, but also the goofy 0:05:33.200 --> 0:05:36.240 side of you does not come out in the chapters. 0:05:36.480 --> 0:05:40.680 Oh wow, I don't feel like you are goofy. You're funny. 0:05:41.320 --> 0:05:43.440 You're definitely funny, like you're cracking jokes. 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:45.279 Hold on, this bitch just said on goofy in person. 0:05:45.400 --> 0:05:48.680 This is goofy, is hope, but goofy in like a 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:51.680 good way, not goofy in the pejorative way, like like like. 0:05:51.960 --> 0:05:53.440 Silly, like playful. 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:56.360 I don't think that that side of you came out 0:05:56.440 --> 0:05:58.560 comes out as much as it does in person. 0:05:58.680 --> 0:05:58.880 You know. 0:05:58.920 --> 0:06:01.000 That's the thing about me that's very difficult, I think 0:06:01.040 --> 0:06:04.000 to be a boss. We've been approached by this company 0:06:04.040 --> 0:06:07.520 to do a show about our studio and my business partner, 0:06:07.520 --> 0:06:09.960 and I was like making up different episodes. I'm like, 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:13.159 one of the episode episodes, sorry, I braceist, should be 0:06:13.240 --> 0:06:16.680 about how I can't give an employee bad news. So 0:06:16.920 --> 0:06:18.719 we're structuring this, I'm like, I want to take one 0:06:18.760 --> 0:06:20.360 of the employees on. Let me take her to a 0:06:20.400 --> 0:06:22.200 spa day. Let's just say nishe is right here and 0:06:22.240 --> 0:06:24.840 Denisha's fucked up a audio file. I'll probably take her 0:06:24.839 --> 0:06:27.000 to this BA will probably hang out. I think she's 0:06:27.000 --> 0:06:28.680 getting promoted. I think I'm gonna say it, and then 0:06:28.720 --> 0:06:31.799 I don't really do it. Like I get to goofy 0:06:31.800 --> 0:06:33.840 and silly to wear sometimes it's hard to be serious. 0:06:34.680 --> 0:06:35.640 And so to that point. 0:06:36.360 --> 0:06:38.719 One of the issues my boyfriend had with me early 0:06:38.760 --> 0:06:41.000 on and we just spoke about it again recently because 0:06:41.000 --> 0:06:44.239 he's like, you've gotten better. He thought I wasn't into 0:06:44.320 --> 0:06:49.080 him because I was so goofy and silly and playful, 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:51.480 and he's like, bro, we'll be in the middle of 0:06:51.480 --> 0:06:53.960 making out and you're like, can you imagine if blah blah. 0:06:53.839 --> 0:06:59.240 Blah, it's really add But he hated it, and he's 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:01.560 like I and I thought you couldn't connect with me. 0:07:01.920 --> 0:07:03.640 I thought you weren't as interested. I thought she wanted 0:07:03.640 --> 0:07:08.159 to be friends. And last week before he left, he 0:07:08.240 --> 0:07:11.160 had candles out for me, pulled a. 0:07:11.120 --> 0:07:12.360 Blind full out and I was like, oh my god, 0:07:12.400 --> 0:07:13.200 I've been getting on your nerves. 0:07:13.240 --> 0:07:14.600 You're gonna kill me, bag, and he's like, yo, you 0:07:14.760 --> 0:07:19.360 shut the fuck I'm there's shot a playing and I'm like, 0:07:19.440 --> 0:07:22.600 I get it, but it's so tough for me to, 0:07:24.400 --> 0:07:26.920 I don't know, not be this person. And so I 0:07:26.960 --> 0:07:28.840 love hearing you say that in the book, I was 0:07:28.880 --> 0:07:31.680 sexier because people don't know what I look like in 0:07:31.680 --> 0:07:34.240 that book, and then maybe when they meet me, they're like, oh, 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:36.040 the braces, the whole us of your hair, like this 0:07:36.120 --> 0:07:39.080 pitch is a mouse. And I have gotten to feel 0:07:39.120 --> 0:07:41.640 like the more serious side of me did come out 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:43.680 in that book because this is so fun and. 0:07:43.600 --> 0:07:45.800 So I feel like, yeah, because I'm mean, I listened 0:07:45.800 --> 0:07:47.840 to the show and so I was actually a little 0:07:47.840 --> 0:07:51.040 bit surprised when I was reading it because it's like 0:07:51.440 --> 0:07:54.080 like for your chapters, because I feel like you are 0:07:54.120 --> 0:07:56.440 like much more like off the cuff. But that's the 0:07:56.440 --> 0:07:59.000 thing about writing is like that doesn't translate on the no. 0:07:59.080 --> 0:08:02.200 And that's the thing too, And with writing the book, 0:08:02.240 --> 0:08:04.400 Weezy at one point where it was like we have 0:08:04.440 --> 0:08:05.800 to go back and forth like we do on the 0:08:05.840 --> 0:08:08.960 podcast and like have some sort of dialogue, and I 0:08:09.000 --> 0:08:11.400 was like, no, that doesn't it's a book, it doesn't, 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:12.520 that doesn't apply. 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:15.040 It is actually my biggest regret of this book. 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:18.240 I wish there is a moment where one chapter, one 0:08:18.320 --> 0:08:21.720 paragraph something where you got to see Mandy and and 0:08:21.840 --> 0:08:25.520 Weezy speak. I am a really big fan of that. 0:08:25.680 --> 0:08:29.640 I love moments that break the fourth wall. And so 0:08:29.680 --> 0:08:32.000 that's why in the book a lot, I'll use quotation 0:08:32.080 --> 0:08:35.200 marks of what people say, insert text message here, just 0:08:35.240 --> 0:08:38.440 anything I can so you remember and ground and you 0:08:38.480 --> 0:08:39.600 ground yourself in reality. 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:40.120 Yeah. 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:42.960 I know that we are doing such a good job 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:45.800 on our podcast going back and forth no matter if 0:08:45.800 --> 0:08:50.880 we disagree or agree, that you get to see dialogue there. 0:08:50.960 --> 0:08:53.000 And so the book was very scary to do because 0:08:53.520 --> 0:08:56.280 that was gone. And this is my connection to Mandy 0:08:56.640 --> 0:08:58.480 in my business and in my life is are back 0:08:58.480 --> 0:08:58.960 and forth. 0:08:59.160 --> 0:09:04.600 So the book being super this is us was different. Yeah. 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:08.160 But I want to ask you, because the stack spot 0:09:08.559 --> 0:09:10.319 even doing for seven years. 0:09:10.360 --> 0:09:13.480 How many books have you read the seven years? No 0:09:14.160 --> 0:09:15.679 or in my life? Do you think you know? 0:09:16.120 --> 0:09:18.760 Well? I know how many books I've read since twenty sixteen? Okay, 0:09:19.760 --> 0:09:21.960 what's that number? I don't know exactly because I don't 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:23.520 have my phone on me. I think it's eight hundred 0:09:23.520 --> 0:09:28.360 and seventy six Yeah, eight month. So it's not gonna 0:09:28.360 --> 0:09:30.280 be an average because in twenty and sixteen and twenty seventeen 0:09:30.320 --> 0:09:31.720 I didn't do the show, so I was reading. Last 0:09:32.000 --> 0:09:35.800 I read about eight to twelve books a month on average. 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:38.679 This month, I just finished Shelf's book. I'm going to 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:41.120 finish one more book today and I. 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:43.800 Will be Yeah because of eleven month and yeah, one 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:44.920 day we're going on this. 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:49.600 Austin didn't take you to read no holes word two days? Well, 0:09:49.800 --> 0:09:52.640 it's amazy, that is well. I mean i'm reading. 0:09:52.960 --> 0:09:55.600 So if I read eight books a month, eight books 0:09:55.640 --> 0:09:58.160 a month, that's less. But if I'm reading twel books, 0:09:58.160 --> 0:09:59.560 which I think'm gona end up at eleven or twelve, 0:09:59.600 --> 0:10:00.839 that's about three days of book. 0:10:00.840 --> 0:10:02.439 That's about my average. Wow. 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:05.360 So and your book isn't that long? Like I'm read 0:10:05.400 --> 0:10:05.680 the book. 0:10:05.679 --> 0:10:07.800 I'm about to finish just six hundred pages and that's 0:10:07.840 --> 0:10:08.280 taken me. 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:10.599 Like if they wouldn't have edited, my god, damn, y 0:10:11.160 --> 0:10:14.280 let you write, it would have been at pages. Sorry, 0:10:14.559 --> 0:10:17.319 I know where it's too. I think the book is 0:10:17.320 --> 0:10:18.520 two hundred and seventy four pages. 0:10:18.600 --> 0:10:20.680 Yeah, so you prefer. 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:24.199 Reading an actual book pages, fingers, audio, I. 0:10:24.160 --> 0:10:24.719 Do all of it. 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:28.800 I will read on digital device. I will read a 0:10:28.800 --> 0:10:31.920 physical book and I will listen to an audiobook. My 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:35.480 my real, true, most preferred way is actually to have 0:10:35.640 --> 0:10:38.480 all three going at once of the same book. So 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:41.079 I like to have one book where I have a 0:10:41.080 --> 0:10:44.800 physical copy, like in the daytime, when I'm reading in bed, 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:47.000 I'll switch to the digital and then if I'm in 0:10:47.040 --> 0:10:49.160 the car doing chores, audio put on the audio. I 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:51.720 like to do a one I call myself a one 0:10:51.760 --> 0:10:53.760 book pony. I just like to do one book at 0:10:53.760 --> 0:10:57.000 a time. But oftentimes if I don't have that, I 0:10:57.080 --> 0:10:58.600 will have a physical book going. 0:10:58.920 --> 0:11:01.000 Are you don't even have the audio version of the 0:11:01.040 --> 0:11:01.520 audio of yours? 0:11:01.559 --> 0:11:04.560 So I only had a digital, But hopefully they'll send 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:06.559 me the physical so that I can I. 0:11:06.520 --> 0:11:07.640 Just look at it. I can take it. 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:08.160 Day. 0:11:08.200 --> 0:11:09.920 Are you married? I'm looking at your I am married. 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:12.320 What is he like? Okay? 0:11:12.320 --> 0:11:13.600 So I also don't say his name, but we call 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:16.040 him mister Stacks. Yeah, we call the kids the ministacks. 0:11:16.960 --> 0:11:19.880 Mister Sacks is a doctor, okay, is a obigu? I 0:11:20.000 --> 0:11:24.320 n okay, And he's a pretty chill person. He's very 0:11:25.160 --> 0:11:26.720 quiet that he is. 0:11:26.679 --> 0:11:27.600 A super reader too. 0:11:27.800 --> 0:11:30.320 That's really he's not a super reader. He reads. He 0:11:30.360 --> 0:11:34.160 probably reads fifteen to twenty books a year. I would say, 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:36.120 so a book a month or a little more. 0:11:36.160 --> 0:11:39.280 Have you this is such a random question. Okay, he's 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:42.200 not my obie. No, even more random. 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:45.440 But because we're we still lean into sex a little 0:11:45.480 --> 0:11:48.000 bit and the reality of how woman think. Have you 0:11:48.080 --> 0:11:51.560 ever been jealous of the fact that he goes to 0:11:51.600 --> 0:11:53.720 work and is an other women's pussies all day? 0:11:54.040 --> 0:11:57.720 No, because once you start hearing the stories of other women, 0:11:58.480 --> 0:12:02.840 I don't like it's And also his patient population is 0:12:02.960 --> 0:12:06.000 like some like he worked at the county hospital here 0:12:06.040 --> 0:12:08.600 in La Okay, so you know, and like people oftentimes 0:12:08.640 --> 0:12:10.480 are coming in for issues where it's like. 0:12:10.559 --> 0:12:14.240 Bleeding, okay or yeah, tell the story. Tell the story. 0:12:14.240 --> 0:12:16.599 What's the craziest one? The cwa the craziest one? I 0:12:16.640 --> 0:12:18.640 think I can tell this. How long have you been together? 0:12:18.960 --> 0:12:20.480 Fifteen years? Oh? You got stories? 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:23.160 Tell Okay, this is the craziest one. This is when 0:12:23.280 --> 0:12:27.559 he was working in county a woman came in. I 0:12:27.600 --> 0:12:29.320 don't want to say anything that's gonna get anybody in trouble, 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:30.760 so I'm try to keep a bag. But a woman 0:12:30.800 --> 0:12:34.839 came in. She had an object in her vagina, and 0:12:36.400 --> 0:12:41.160 the police had also come like after her, and they 0:12:41.160 --> 0:12:43.840 were like, she needs to go into operating and so 0:12:43.920 --> 0:12:49.400 like the police were waiting and they were like, you 0:12:49.440 --> 0:12:53.600 need to tell us, like what's in her vagina? And 0:12:54.240 --> 0:12:56.280 I don't. I don't think that the doctors were allowed to. 0:12:56.320 --> 0:12:58.439 I think I'm not. I can't remember the league legality here. 0:12:58.480 --> 0:12:59.080 Don't get at me. 0:12:59.160 --> 0:13:01.000 But basically they go in and they're like, what the 0:13:01.000 --> 0:13:06.640 fuck is this? Was it a shank? No, it was hot, and. 0:13:06.800 --> 0:13:09.640 It had fused to the walls of her vagina and 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:13.360 it was a crack pipe and they had busted up 0:13:13.559 --> 0:13:19.080 a like crackhouse, and to avoid getting arrested, she put 0:13:19.080 --> 0:13:21.040 it up with it see up her vagina and it 0:13:21.080 --> 0:13:25.959 got fused inside of her vagina. Wait wait, and that's glass. 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:30.280 That's shut the fuck up. So that's a crazy story. 0:13:30.360 --> 0:13:32.079 I don't remember what the fallout was from it. I 0:13:32.080 --> 0:13:34.200 don't remember if they had to like turn her over. 0:13:34.320 --> 0:13:37.480 But the County Hospital is you know, that's where you 0:13:37.480 --> 0:13:39.240 go if you don't have health in entrance. So there 0:13:39.320 --> 0:13:42.880 was a lot of crazy stories when he was at County. 0:13:43.200 --> 0:13:45.280 Did he get the crackpipe out? They had to do 0:13:45.360 --> 0:13:46.000 full surgery. 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:47.240 Oh yeah, you have to do a full you have 0:13:47.280 --> 0:13:49.000 to cut because it was fused to the tissue. 0:13:49.120 --> 0:13:52.400 So it's really bad. What's crazier about you? Talking about County? 0:13:52.760 --> 0:13:55.080 A friend of mine shout out to Toya. She works 0:13:55.120 --> 0:13:59.480 at a county jail h taking care of patients, and 0:13:59.520 --> 0:14:01.080 she literally he was like, girl, I gotta get out 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:03.400 of here. She was like, because the men for some 0:14:03.480 --> 0:14:06.080 reason are respecting a woman doctor and she doesn't have 0:14:06.080 --> 0:14:08.520 too many issues. She's like, the women just feel like 0:14:08.960 --> 0:14:11.240 they can say anything to me. She's like, and these 0:14:11.240 --> 0:14:14.280 are girls, like they're in jail, so these women are different. 0:14:14.800 --> 0:14:16.360 She's like, they be confused. 0:14:16.840 --> 0:14:19.440 I may have to give someone HIV results and they're like, 0:14:19.560 --> 0:14:21.840 how do you get rid of it? She's like, sitting 0:14:21.840 --> 0:14:25.480 there having to go step by step ABC whether it 0:14:25.520 --> 0:14:28.520 be sensed, what they don't understand sticking things in there, 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:30.040 that's crazy. 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:31.960 It's crazy now, I know. 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:34.440 I know they's just be putting like drugs in a 0:14:34.520 --> 0:14:36.400 pussy when they like drug mules, and. 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:39.960 Yeah, they'll put it up a little little bag a 0:14:40.240 --> 0:14:43.800 crack pipe. Yeah, is crazy. You know what's shameful about 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:44.360 this story? 0:14:45.040 --> 0:14:46.760 I was traveling with friends and we wanted to bring 0:14:46.840 --> 0:14:49.080 mushrooms with us somewhere because we didn't want to buy 0:14:49.120 --> 0:14:50.800 them out of the country because we were all scared 0:14:51.560 --> 0:14:55.160 those mushrooms would kill us. So I'm traveling with you guys. 0:14:55.640 --> 0:14:57.680 They're like, what are we gonna do? And I'm like, 0:14:58.680 --> 0:14:59.880 I have Nature's pocket. 0:15:00.240 --> 0:15:04.000 Oh my gosh, so that's crazy. They're all looking at 0:15:04.000 --> 0:15:05.680 me like we see this is insane. I'm like, it's 0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:10.080 not a big deal. It's clean. I got it now. 0:15:10.480 --> 0:15:12.560 I wasn't going to keep it up there the whole time, 0:15:12.640 --> 0:15:14.320 or even I just literally put it like on the 0:15:14.320 --> 0:15:16.640 line up under it because I'm thinking I'll just take 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:17.240 it out and put. 0:15:17.080 --> 0:15:20.440 It on my first once we've lost tsa girl. 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:23.280 We was going through custom for four hours, and the 0:15:23.440 --> 0:15:25.880 entire time we were going through customers, they kept saying, 0:15:26.120 --> 0:15:27.640 kill mushrooms is different. 0:15:27.720 --> 0:15:30.560 It turns a fun guy that shit is crazy. 0:15:30.680 --> 0:15:35.400 And honestly, I connect with this because you can't know 0:15:35.400 --> 0:15:37.600 how many times she probably didn't put some shit up 0:15:37.600 --> 0:15:38.080 there before. 0:15:38.360 --> 0:15:40.600 Now you got to go to the doctor and there's glass. 0:15:40.280 --> 0:15:42.440 Well, I mean, and LAPD is so fucking crazy and 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:44.240 they probably were going to try to put her under 0:15:44.280 --> 0:15:44.680 the jail. 0:15:44.720 --> 0:15:46.560 For do em like, have you ever put anything in 0:15:46.600 --> 0:15:50.560 your pussy? No? I mean penis, that's it, fingers. It's 0:15:50.560 --> 0:15:53.920 funny because I was. I was telling my homegirl the story. 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:58.160 If you guys are new here, I'll read share this story. 0:15:58.200 --> 0:16:02.160 But if you're old, I've told told the story on 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:06.000 the pot, I believe. But back when I was just 0:16:06.320 --> 0:16:09.120 craving dick and needed it so bad, so I don't 0:16:09.120 --> 0:16:12.280 fuck on my period. However, this guy came, came in town, 0:16:12.360 --> 0:16:16.800 came into New York, and I fucking wiped pink that morning, 0:16:17.080 --> 0:16:20.160 and I was like, oh, bitch, we didn't already made plan. 0:16:20.720 --> 0:16:24.400 We fucking but I don't want to fuck with wait blood. 0:16:24.680 --> 0:16:28.600 So my homegirls had told me the trick of the 0:16:28.640 --> 0:16:29.520 makeup sponges. 0:16:30.080 --> 0:16:34.960 Oh, so I didn't learning so much. 0:16:35.480 --> 0:16:38.720 So basically what my friends told me to do was 0:16:38.720 --> 0:16:41.200 take a makeup sponge, like the regular round ones that 0:16:41.240 --> 0:16:43.320 you can get in the bag from CBS or something 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:47.120 like that. So you take a round makeup sponge and 0:16:47.160 --> 0:16:50.920 you lub it up and you fold it and put 0:16:50.960 --> 0:16:53.280 it in your pussy. So how do you get it out? 0:16:53.400 --> 0:16:54.280 So let me tell you. 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:54.560 I was. 0:16:54.800 --> 0:16:55.440 Let me tell you. 0:16:55.440 --> 0:16:58.120 So the problem is The problem being a wife of 0:16:58.160 --> 0:17:01.480 an ob is that I know that quickly. 0:17:01.640 --> 0:17:02.960 So let me tell you girls. 0:17:03.000 --> 0:17:06.000 So, because I didn't want the blood, and because this 0:17:06.040 --> 0:17:09.320 was my first time, I was like, I'm gonna put 0:17:09.320 --> 0:17:12.119 two up there just in case. So I looped up 0:17:12.160 --> 0:17:14.840 to put it up. So the trick is, if a 0:17:14.880 --> 0:17:16.480 man goes in your pussy, it just feels like a 0:17:16.480 --> 0:17:19.480 pussy wall. He doesn't even feel that anything is in there. 0:17:19.880 --> 0:17:23.520 So we fucking, we fucking, we fucking we fucking. And 0:17:23.560 --> 0:17:25.520 I had done this, like no, no, at this point, 0:17:25.560 --> 0:17:26.400 I hadn't done it before. 0:17:26.480 --> 0:17:27.280 This was my first time. 0:17:27.520 --> 0:17:29.800 So I do it and I'm like, okay, mind you. 0:17:29.840 --> 0:17:32.200 My nails are like this at the time. Okay, So 0:17:32.560 --> 0:17:35.480 after we're done federal gatting their pointing. Yeah, really long 0:17:35.520 --> 0:17:38.639 stiletto nails. So this was before I started doing my 0:17:39.040 --> 0:17:44.000 shirt two fingers. So I'm done fucking. My roommate knows 0:17:44.040 --> 0:17:46.440 I did it all and all this stuff, so he leaves, 0:17:46.480 --> 0:17:49.120 he goes to say his hotel, he leaves, and I'm 0:17:49.160 --> 0:17:52.440