Speaker 1: If there was a problem, where to your mother.
Speaker 2: Hello everybody, welcome to a brand new episode of Two
Speaker 2: Cool Moms.
Speaker 1: I am Joe Gatto, Steve Byrne.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for doing We're here at Two
Speaker 2: Cool Moms.
Speaker 1: Two clips, two claps.
Speaker 3: It's like the Chacha Slide.
Speaker 2: I was speaking to Jiggy about it. I actually I
Speaker 2: just when I flew to Nashville today. You'll enjoy this,
Speaker 2: I opened up.
Speaker 1: Let me be the judge of that.
Speaker 2: Okay, don't don't just know what I shouldn't project. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: let me tell you a story. You let me know
Speaker 2: how you feel about it.
Speaker 3: At the end. I decided that we saw.
Speaker 2: Talking about the Chacha Slide on the plane for some
Speaker 2: stupid reason, and I was like, it's basically an instructional
Speaker 2: video and it goes on for about eight minutes the song.
Speaker 3: So I decided to play it.
Speaker 2: As we were walking through the airport from our gate
Speaker 2: back to the baggage claim. And you'd be surprised how
Speaker 2: people went from annoyance to participate participation. As we were walking,
Speaker 2: it was it was bellowing through the things. And then
Speaker 2: he just tells you two stops this time, and that's it.
Speaker 2: It's like he runs out of stuff because if you
Speaker 2: listen to his voice when he's singing, when it's time
Speaker 2: to go, he goes reverse reverse, you can hear like
Speaker 2: the like what am I gonna say next? And we
Speaker 2: were saying how fun must have been for that producer
Speaker 2: that was in there, and like, it'd be so funny
Speaker 2: if Emminet, like if Kanye West was in the studio
Speaker 2: right before him recording like through the Wire. And then
Speaker 2: he's like, Okay, we've done great man, you really dropped
Speaker 2: a major flow, as they say in the in the
Speaker 2: music biz. And then he walks out and the guy
Speaker 2: comes in and he's like, yeah, here's this beat.
Speaker 3: He's like, two stops.
Speaker 4: Well, the thing I saw it was was funny about
Speaker 4: that song is that he's, like you said, it's an
Speaker 4: instructional video. He's telling you exactly what to do on
Speaker 4: the dance for And when you're a DJ and you're
Speaker 4: performing at the club there's a bunch of girls and
Speaker 4: the song's a hit, You're gonna go back to the
Speaker 4: bedroom with the girls. Two stops, put on your pants,
Speaker 4: you take it down real look, two pumps this time?
Speaker 1: Three pumps is everybody clap your cheeks and reverse. That
Speaker 1: means your uber's outside. Go home.
Speaker 3: That's it. We're done.
Speaker 1: Okay, we did enjoy. That was great. Say I told you,
Speaker 1: I knew you. You're right, you did it. How are
Speaker 1: you doing.
Speaker 3: I'm great.
Speaker 1: You look tann you look good.
Speaker 3: I'm a little tanned. Yeah. I had some outdoor time.
Speaker 3: Was just no Orlando.
Speaker 2: I had a little bit outdoors he times and uh,
Speaker 2: you know this Sicilian skin sucks up the sun the
Speaker 2: olive oil skin, you burn.
Speaker 3: Or you know you just see burn, but do you
Speaker 3: burn and burn?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: I had sun poisoning once because my folks I went
Speaker 4: to Uh, I was in Hawaii and my parents drop
Speaker 4: me off at the beach. They go, oh, we got
Speaker 4: to go back into the airport or something and pick
Speaker 4: somebody up.
Speaker 1: I go, okay.
Speaker 4: I was at Hanama Bay snorkeling the first like literally
Speaker 4: get off a plane from Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1: Now I'm snorkeling.
Speaker 4: Six hours I was in the beach, just like snorkeling,
Speaker 4: going around. I spent the next three days in the
Speaker 4: hotel room with blisters sun poisoning, watching a road rules
Speaker 4: marathon for two days in it just bed and like
Speaker 4: shaking like, oh my god. So that was the only
Speaker 4: time I ever got burnt. And I was like, okay,
Speaker 4: yeah you sunscreen.
Speaker 3: Yeah idiots, you know what. You know?
Speaker 2: What I find is such the biggest crock of shit
Speaker 2: from the whole sun's screening industry is the aloe after
Speaker 2: you get burnted, Like, just put aloe on you just
Speaker 2: I love the feel, But you just become a greasy
Speaker 2: sunburned thing.
Speaker 1: Like that's all that does.
Speaker 3: I don't buy into the aloe as a healing prop.
Speaker 1: You have to moisturize though, for sure. You have to.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not an idiot. You want to be amazed,
Speaker 3: feel my hands.
Speaker 1: My field, feel real. You never worked a day? Have
Speaker 1: you ever had a blue cup? What's the most blue
Speaker 1: collar job you've ever had? I was a stock boy.
Speaker 3: I was a stock whye party City for three years.
Speaker 1: You're not hauling ship.
Speaker 2: No, dude, John Halloween's John Halloween. I was hoofing candies.
Speaker 2: I was hoofing some candies.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: I was going from the trailer out back in Staten Island, Okay,
Speaker 2: And I was coming through the dirty back alleys and
Speaker 2: I was Jimmy johnn and in the bags of the
Speaker 2: mixed candies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't make it seem like that's I was.
Speaker 3: Also sixteen hour shaving of my life.
Speaker 1: You're selling bags that fill off the one for them island.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I told you that about that.
Speaker 2: No, actually really I used to steal the boxes out
Speaker 2: of the trella and sell them at Monsieg Faraoh Catholic
Speaker 2: Boys High School.
Speaker 3: Really.
Speaker 2: Oh, come on, guilty discharged. That's thirty years. That's thirty years, right,
Speaker 2: there's statute of limitations. I'm safe, right.
Speaker 1: Because that stuff still happened, Oh for sure.
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, here's the whole fat screens falling off the
Speaker 4: truck and all that.
Speaker 2: You know, what's really makes a different technology with the
Speaker 2: ability to track inventory really probably had to put a
Speaker 2: dent in.
Speaker 3: The illegal businesses. Yeah, I think that's probably tough.
Speaker 4: But what's the what's the shadiest thing you did in
Speaker 4: high school?
Speaker 3: Well? I was big into sales.
Speaker 2: I was a salesman, so I used to uh at
Speaker 2: party City they actually sold they sold multipacks of water guns.
Speaker 2: Was a little mini water pistols, right yeah, And I
Speaker 2: was basically an arms dealer in Monsigne Fara l. I
Speaker 2: used to sell them in the link area for a
Speaker 2: dollar each. I stole the bags and it was.
Speaker 3: Twelve in a bag.
Speaker 2: And I used to selling for a dollar reach and
Speaker 2: it was three hundred boys in to Once in Your
Speaker 2: Fire high school, and I would sell them for a
Speaker 2: dollar each.
Speaker 3: And I probably sold out every time I did. I
Speaker 3: probably make it. Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 2: And I used to stow these little water wars and
Speaker 2: everybody would shoot each other in school.
Speaker 3: See you're a big time I'm pretty big time.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was an arm stealer. That's so funn How about you?
Speaker 3: You got something?
Speaker 4: I I know, I just remember I was thinking about
Speaker 4: this the other day. I remember stealing a dig Tracy computer.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the watch thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, when I was in high school. I saw it.
Speaker 1: I was like, that looks fucking cool.
Speaker 4: I'm sixteen, Why would I want a toy? And it
Speaker 4: was like a drug store, like a CVS. And this
Speaker 4: I take it and I'm kind of looking around. They
Speaker 4: had the angled mirrors at the time, do you remember.
Speaker 3: And that was that was a surveillance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was their surveillance.
Speaker 4: They don't cameras then, right, So I'm looking up there
Speaker 4: and uh, of course what I don't realize is that, yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm looking at the angle of me, but the register
Speaker 4: could see another angle. I'm a fucking idiot. But anyways,
Speaker 4: I got away with it. But I remember this kid
Speaker 4: staring at me. He must have been six, and he
Speaker 4: was in the stroll and his mom was grabbing something
Speaker 4: and I take it and I eye contact with the
Speaker 4: kid as I put it.
Speaker 1: Under and then I walk out and I got away
Speaker 1: with it.
Speaker 3: But that was like, did you give him like a signal,
Speaker 3: like you say anything? And it's I kind of thing.
Speaker 3: So I broke the six year old's neck.
Speaker 2: I walked by the cart and go, I'd sleep your
Speaker 2: next mom.
Speaker 1: But that was that was like the worst. It was
Speaker 1: like the worst I went to.
Speaker 2: They had a store cow door, which is basically just
Speaker 2: like a kmart or like one of those like big
Speaker 2: you know, big box discount stores. It was called the
Speaker 2: cow door, and my dad had this thing all the
Speaker 2: time when he used My dad was super tall and
Speaker 2: walked with confidence all the time, and he would always
Speaker 2: steal hats like Fedora's. Like he put on a door
Speaker 2: when he was in the store, walking around with it,
Speaker 2: keep it on and then just walk out with it. Really,
Speaker 2: and that's what he would do. It was like his thing,
Speaker 2: so I always looked up to him for that. I
Speaker 2: was I got so fun How you do that?
Speaker 3: I want to be?
Speaker 2: Like my dad's away in call door and I walk
Speaker 2: were walking around and I stole a CD, a music CD.
Speaker 2: I put down my pants. Will Smith's parents just don't understand,
Speaker 2: and I put it in front of my pants because
Speaker 2: I really wanted to CEV. My dad wouldn't buy for it.
Speaker 2: So we went outside and we're getting in the car
Speaker 2: and I went, Dad check it out, and he went
Speaker 2: what And he wing back and made me put it back,
Speaker 2: and the whole time he had a stolen the door
Speaker 2: on his head. Serious. God, yeah, I'm not like I
Speaker 2: wasn't you know, it's so funny. I'm like, you're like,
Speaker 2: what's the craziest thing you did in high school? Like
Speaker 2: I sold water guns? Like I was pretty straight and narrow.
Speaker 2: I wasn't really much of that, but I was a
Speaker 2: big coordinator of things.
Speaker 1: I think, like coordinated mischief.
Speaker 3: Yeah, according to mischief. I think people looks at me
Speaker 3: for the plan, if you will, what was.
Speaker 1: The what was the biggest plan? Didn't then.
Speaker 3: I was like the what was his name?
Speaker 1: Hannibal Cupcake, chub Rock, what's his name? Hannibal give it
Speaker 1: for him?
Speaker 2: Face Hannibal, Hannibal, Hannibal Barus, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And then face face face.
Speaker 3: There was one more murder Murdoch. What was b A
Speaker 3: B A Brocks? Yeah? I love that show you watch
Speaker 3: I grown up loved.
Speaker 1: It, absolutely loved it.
Speaker 4: I remember Thursdays. It was Thursdays, right, My uncle would
Speaker 4: uh when he would staying with us at the time,
Speaker 4: we would go get cartons of ice cream, whipped cream,
Speaker 4: sprinkles like the whole nine, create like an ice cream
Speaker 4: buffet and then watch the A team together.
Speaker 3: What was the main guy's name? The leona was Hannibal?
Speaker 1: No, yeah, Hannibal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: I love what was crazy?
Speaker 3: Hannibal was a crazy guy?
Speaker 1: No, that's mad Murder mad Murdoch.
Speaker 3: And then who's face ol face.
Speaker 1: Face, where's the guy from Battlestar?
Speaker 3: Did you did you like to reboot of that movie?
Speaker 3: Did you see that movie?
Speaker 1: Don't ever bring it up again?
Speaker 2: Okay, uh, just like I don't want to say here
Speaker 2: you say Western Nayaka, did you did you if you
Speaker 2: have to quit yourself to one of those people, who
Speaker 2: would you be on that team?
Speaker 3: Do you think.
Speaker 1: Well, that's a good question.
Speaker 3: I'm going to tell you who I think you are
Speaker 3: and will say both on the counter of three.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll tell you who you I know who you are?
Speaker 3: Oh who I am?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, one two three Hannibal? Right, Hannibal. No, I
Speaker 1: would say you're a hannibal.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: I was saying with who you thought, Oh, I think
Speaker 1: you're a hannibal.
Speaker 3: Okay, And I think your face you are, You're charming,
Speaker 3: You're schmammy.
Speaker 1: Are you like not like face man?
Speaker 4: Baseman was like, I am a suitable like in the
Speaker 4: in the group of people I hang out with, Yes,
Speaker 4: some face man, right, but if you were to put
Speaker 4: me next to Bradley Cooper or right who played but
Speaker 4: you know, if you.
Speaker 3: Put anybody next to Bradley Cooper though, let's not.
Speaker 1: But still there's like there's like symmetrically perfectly lined face.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not talking about your face. I'm talking about
Speaker 3: the embody, but face.
Speaker 4: It's kind of important that an awesome face like Christian
Speaker 4: Ronaldo's face man, Leonardo DiCaprio's Brad Pitt's faceman.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. Brad Pett is well, Brad Pitt's characters
Speaker 3: and notions lemons very much face.
Speaker 2: But here's the thing for you. I mean, if your
Speaker 2: your qualities, though, do you embed the most qualities. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I think I'm a mix between Hanibal and Murdock because
Speaker 2: I'm a little batch of crazy.
Speaker 3: But I also have a Yeah, you're a leader.
Speaker 1: You are a leader. Yeah, you like leading the cause
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: I do, But I'm no BA. I got no BA skills.
Speaker 2: I have no strength and or driving ability.
Speaker 4: It's kind of like when you play a video game
Speaker 4: in the eighties, you could choose four guys and they
Speaker 4: all have you know what I mean, they all have
Speaker 4: those different qualities.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like the bars filled up. It's like
Speaker 3: this one has endurance.
Speaker 1: Strange yeah, but b A.
Speaker 4: I remember it was just like every episode they'd give
Speaker 4: him something to drink and then he'd pass out and
Speaker 4: then he'd wake up on the plane, like after the flood.
Speaker 4: It's like, wouldn't you catch on it? Even like at ten,
Speaker 4: I'm like, wouldn't you catch on at this?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: He doesn't get it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he never got it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love that show. Buck Rogers was one of
Speaker 4: my favorites.
Speaker 3: Remember that Buck Rogers.
Speaker 1: Jared Williams and Linda Gray or Aaron Gray.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I did enjoy Looney Tunes Duck Rogers
Speaker 2: when Daffy Duck played Buck Rogers, and that was one
Speaker 2: of my favorite cartoons.
Speaker 3: We did Duck Rogers and the thirty fourth Dimension or
Speaker 3: whatever he said it was.
Speaker 4: I love that my son just went down a Looney
Speaker 4: Tunes rabbit hole because on HBO Max they have all
Speaker 4: the old schools yep. So he just loves it now.
Speaker 4: And so I put it on and he is entrench
Speaker 4: and all that, and you watch, You're like, wow, this
Speaker 4: is really I took it for granted as a kid,
Speaker 4: and then you get in teenagers like we got we
Speaker 4: got SpongeBob, we got this, And then you watch it's like, man,
Speaker 4: it's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1: It's the writing apps she had.
Speaker 2: Yeah great, hey you're next. Yeah, so next. That's one
Speaker 2: of my kids sing all the songs together. But I
Speaker 2: remember some of my most vivid memories were definitely laughing
Speaker 2: around at the TV my oldest sister, Gina and my mother.
Speaker 3: My mother and father was with Looney Tunes for.
Speaker 2: Sure, and so much so that when I grew up,
Speaker 2: my finnity for Luoney Tunes continued in college when I
Speaker 2: had a eighteen inch magnetic decal of Bugs Bunny that
Speaker 2: I slapped on the outside of my car.
Speaker 3: I was in college, mind you still I had I.
Speaker 2: Had it on that and I had it on my
Speaker 2: turquoise turquoise saturn.
Speaker 3: I had Bugs Bunny on web site.
Speaker 2: It was great, right, and one on that side on
Speaker 2: the other side was Wiley Coyote and I thought I
Speaker 2: was I thought I was the cat's meaw man.
Speaker 1: Were you an assistant manager at Spencer Gifts? Like?
Speaker 3: Who? That was a dream job?
Speaker 2: Oh back in the day, do you remember do you
Speaker 2: remember late eighty Spencer's early ninety Spencers?
Speaker 3: Forget it?
Speaker 4: I mean, come Christmas time, It's like, no, give me
Speaker 4: the money, I'll just go in there.
Speaker 1: And there was a there was a movie.
Speaker 4: It was like the Sunset Hollywood Company or something like that,
Speaker 4: and they just sold DVDs and VHS's.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I'm talking percent I know the
Speaker 3: logo right away, Like that was.
Speaker 1: The greatest store to me.
Speaker 4: And then came like Virgin Megastore which had everything but
Speaker 4: I forget the name of that store, but they had
Speaker 4: movie memorabilia kind of like cool choch geese and stuff
Speaker 4: and every film you could ever think of. They had
Speaker 4: all the posters, every mall.
Speaker 3: It was it was love that I love it. You
Speaker 3: know what?
Speaker 2: You know what store came in hot that people would
Speaker 2: do a lot of brows not buy was Brookstone, Right,
Speaker 2: do you remember Brookstone? You'd walk in that Stone, you'd
Speaker 2: want every right, you'd want everything. You don't buy anything,
Speaker 2: you want everything in the store. You'd never buy anything
Speaker 2: from it.
Speaker 4: And then your lazy friend sits in the massage chair
Speaker 4: while you're looking at like Drone Hill.
Speaker 3: It was only only once I sat in the chair. Okay,
Speaker 3: you don't have to bring it up here.
Speaker 1: On the podcast. Let's start.
Speaker 2: We decided to do something a little different this time.
Speaker 2: We were gonna actually we're jumping in.
Speaker 1: We're jumping in live.
Speaker 2: We haven't pre vetted, pre vetted them. We just were like,
Speaker 2: you know what, let's do it true. So we're gonna
Speaker 2: jump in a little prevatting.
Speaker 4: We're here this week in Nashville because a good man
Speaker 4: Joe is directing.
Speaker 2: I feel I'm super psychic. I can't wait for this thing.
Speaker 2: We're gonna tear this thing up.
Speaker 1: You're gonna you're gonna watch some old school Carson.
Speaker 3: I got some great ideas. It's great. I love it,
Speaker 3: but I love it's gonna be fun and you're gonna
Speaker 3: be funny.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be funny. Great, that's that's the uh, that's
Speaker 1: the hope.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, be special.
Speaker 4: Let's let's as soon as I saw this, this comes
Speaker 4: this jumps out at me. Okay, well, okay, this from
Speaker 4: Alec again. We're going blind A L E C A
Speaker 4: L E C.
Speaker 1: Nice Alec. Okay, here we go. Uh. I want I
Speaker 1: am wanting to get a new pet. This is why
Speaker 1: I clicked on it.
Speaker 4: But I can't decide between a hedgehog or a pigmy goat.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me tell you about a pigmy goat. And
Speaker 2: here's the good thing about pigmy. Got some small goats
Speaker 2: that you can live in the backyard. Okay, I did
Speaker 2: some research. I was gonna get goats. Seriously, seriously, I
Speaker 2: was gonna. I was actually, we're gonna get both of
Speaker 2: these things. At one point I was gonna get adghog.
Speaker 1: Gets a hedgehog, don't they have the fucking They.
Speaker 3: Run really fast?
Speaker 2: Now that's polky pines. Hedgehog is a cute lit ones
Speaker 2: that roll over on the belly them. They're fun.
Speaker 3: So the hedgehog is like, they're like a hamster with
Speaker 3: a good haircut. That's exactly. They're like a hamster with
Speaker 3: they got a hamsterew with a hairdresser. That's what they are.
Speaker 3: They went to the salon. Yeah, so they're about that.
Speaker 3: They're about you know, the size of a hamster, a
Speaker 3: little bit bigger than you.
Speaker 1: Could get a hedgehog.
Speaker 3: They like they're in rodent family.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're playable. They you know, they hang out, but
Speaker 2: they do the same things. I run away and hamster
Speaker 2: he kind of deals. But a pigmy goat, Okay, you
Speaker 2: want to get sheep instead of goats because goats eat
Speaker 2: the grass from the root and sheep's grays from the
Speaker 2: top so the grass will regrow.
Speaker 3: So if you get goats you can end up with
Speaker 3: patching lands. You don't want that. So if I have
Speaker 3: to go hedgehog, I would talk to you about your acreage.
Speaker 3: What kind of Yeah.
Speaker 1: But the but the other goats, they're like.
Speaker 3: Cute little we've seen a pigmy goat.
Speaker 1: I think I like a pet, right, dude.
Speaker 3: The cutest things in the world.
Speaker 2: They are like friendly, they play with dogs, they're they're
Speaker 2: like they're a companion animals to horses a lot of times.
Speaker 3: Really yeah, yeah, donkeys too, like smaller horses.
Speaker 4: I mean, is the responsibility factor immense, like as much
Speaker 4: as a dog.
Speaker 3: Pigmy goats way easier than a hedgehog.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, pigmy got to eat grash, put him outside,
Speaker 2: they drink water. You have both for them, and then
Speaker 2: they're pretty self sufficient. But then you got all those
Speaker 2: fun hedgehogs. You gotta clean the cage and do all
Speaker 2: that stuff. You'll have pellets and stuff, but it'll be
Speaker 2: outside pigmy goat in the house.
Speaker 3: I don't know how you do. That's why it comes
Speaker 3: back to a rich for me.
Speaker 2: But I think, uh yeah, I love I love me
Speaker 2: a pigmy goat. I think they're super cute. You have
Speaker 2: ball's gonna be blown off when you see a picture
Speaker 2: of a pigmy goat.
Speaker 1: By the way, you'd be proud to know this. Oh,
Speaker 1: here we go. I had a conversation with my wife.
Speaker 2: Either way, adopt, don't shop, go adopt the pigmy goat
Speaker 2: or a hedgehog.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you get brand I love it.
Speaker 4: I was talking to my wife about a dog and
Speaker 4: the Australian Shepherd dog. I think it's the one I
Speaker 4: keep I keep like looking up and I saw one
Speaker 4: for adoption here in Nolan'sville and I was like, oh, fuck,
Speaker 4: I'd love to I'd love to just go pick it
Speaker 4: looked it was white with blue eyes and gorgeous. I
Speaker 4: was gonna fill out the form. I was like, I
Speaker 4: can't just go get it. My wife would kill me.
Speaker 4: So I started talking on sheet sheet adamant, No, absolutely not.
Speaker 4: And then towards the end she was kind of like,
Speaker 4: maybe I don't know, we'd have to really think about it.
Speaker 3: It's a lot. I'll go you right now.
Speaker 1: It's a lot. Correct, it is.
Speaker 3: It's a lot, but it's manageable, especially.
Speaker 4: With older genre all the time. That's the thing she
Speaker 4: doesn't want you to she'll get protected.
Speaker 2: This dog can protect your home, protect your woman while
Speaker 2: you're out and about telling yuck yucks on the road.
Speaker 3: Who's home watching a lady.
Speaker 1: This puppy.
Speaker 2: This puppy is there protecting the house, woofing it up
Speaker 2: everybody in there.
Speaker 3: That's what that dog's doing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well, I mean it's also, that's a very
Speaker 1: intelligent that's a very intelligent breed.
Speaker 2: Not to keep hearing. It's not too hard to train,
Speaker 2: like so it's all about training. It's all about teaching.
Speaker 3: The dog what how to, like, respect the house rules,
Speaker 3: and you'll be fine. It just takes some work. But
Speaker 3: once you put the work in it, the work is
Speaker 3: done and then you just enjoy the dog.
Speaker 4: The last three homes I've been to, the dogs have
Speaker 4: all walked over to me, sat on my lap or
Speaker 4: hung out with me. And the third one was the
Speaker 4: Australian sheep shepherd, and then another one was like a hybrid,
Speaker 4: like a small little kind of like mutt, and the
Speaker 4: other one was the same thing. At a radio station.
Speaker 4: This dog just hopped up my last I sat there
Speaker 4: the whole time and I was like, this is the
Speaker 4: coolest ever and I've always wanted one. I just never
Speaker 4: Also teaches your kids compassion.
Speaker 3: It's great. Yeah, you kids, they learn a lot from
Speaker 3: onwing a dog and loving a dog.
Speaker 2: I highly recommend if it's doable, and I think it's doable.
Speaker 3: I think you're just making an excuse at this point.
Speaker 2: Now, I mean you've looked at it, you found one,
Speaker 2: you like all signs of pointing.
Speaker 1: To It's just I'm gone so much, and I does
Speaker 1: it off on what you're not going to be there.
Speaker 1: I got to get another Lexus.
Speaker 3: It's goods, the newest model. I just can handle it.
Speaker 3: She's amazing.
Speaker 1: She is the best.
Speaker 3: But she she doesn't want to. Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1: It's just you know. And then last night I went
Speaker 1: to do a walk and it was like ten o'clock
Speaker 1: at night.
Speaker 3: You wanted a dog with you?
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: I walking out and my neighbor at least was across
Speaker 4: the street, and God bless her, She's like, she's standing
Speaker 4: there and I go, hey, how are you? She goes
Speaker 4: just wait for the dog to do its thing, And
Speaker 4: I was like, oh god, you forget about that. You know,
Speaker 4: you gotta go to bed, you gotta I gotta walk
Speaker 4: up before I go to bed. You wake up or
Speaker 4: the dog wakes you up, and then you got to
Speaker 4: take it out. I see people walking dogs on six
Speaker 4: or seven in the morning.
Speaker 3: My house, not my house. My dogs are on a schedu.
Speaker 1: They know they're on your sched to train them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you train them.
Speaker 2: My dogs hold their peas and poops for almost twelve
Speaker 2: to thirteen hours, come on sweat again.
Speaker 1: How many accidents do you have of the course.
Speaker 3: Well, the old ones, they're shitting and pissing every They
Speaker 3: just go. They go where they're going to go.
Speaker 1: That's part of giving them.
Speaker 3: But I have like my my Core.
Speaker 2: Six, Napoleon, Piscotti, Canoli, Tartufo, Struefelad like those guys. They
Speaker 2: all are just doing their thing according to the schedule. Sure, yeah,
Speaker 2: like Piscotti. Biscotti doesn't want to go in the rain.
Speaker 2: Piscotti will hold her potties on.
Speaker 3: The rain.
Speaker 2: When you'll pee and that Nightscott will hold it for
Speaker 2: a day. She just won't go out in the range.
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, it's great. And she won't have an
Speaker 2: acient in the house.
Speaker 3: It's nuts.
Speaker 2: And there's people like two days what she goes out.
Speaker 2: But I would say look into it, and I would
Speaker 2: say get a pigmy goat.
Speaker 3: Those are my two advices.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see if this place still has that Australian.
Speaker 1: I will come up and then you go with me
Speaker 1: to Martha. We'll see and then you, uh, you talk
Speaker 1: to Jess.
Speaker 3: I'll talk to Jess.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, here we go, Oh boy, okay,
Speaker 1: there's a long one. It's coming to.
Speaker 4: Us from c S or ce ce like see Lo Green,
Speaker 4: but just one E so no lo just see just
Speaker 4: see Yeah. Okay, Hi Joe and Steve. I need help
Speaker 4: with my own mom. I bought tickets to see a
Speaker 4: band that I really want to see. It's my favorite band,
Speaker 4: and she's trying to give me every excuse she can
Speaker 4: as to why she won't let me go. And they're
Speaker 4: non refundable tickets. I should mention I am twenty one,
Speaker 4: I live at home. I have no car, so I
Speaker 4: would have to use her car or my dad's to
Speaker 4: go to said concert of a couple thousand people. I've
Speaker 4: been crying over the fact she's told me I'm going
Speaker 4: to have to bite the bullet on said tickets and
Speaker 4: not go because she won't let me go. I really
Speaker 4: need some advice, please help. I feel really helpless. I
Speaker 4: don't know what to do. Also, Joe, I've been a
Speaker 4: fan for over a decade. I love you very much,
Speaker 4: and thank you for getting me through the very hard times.
Speaker 1: That's very nice. I love you.
Speaker 2: See here's the thing, go and Duber, what's that? Go
Speaker 2: and Uber problem solved?
Speaker 1: My thought is why not bring your mom to the concert.
Speaker 2: Oh, now that's a variable because my mom Paba doesn't
Speaker 2: like the music. If she liked the music, I think
Speaker 2: she represented that as a niche.
Speaker 3: I mean, you're twenty one years old. You're twenty one
Speaker 3: years old.
Speaker 2: I mean you got to ask your parents' permission or
Speaker 2: take their blessing for some things.
Speaker 3: Going to a concert is not on that list for me.
Speaker 2: If you're talking about picking up and moving cross country
Speaker 2: and not seeing him a lot or something big of
Speaker 2: that nature, I mean, going to a concert is crazy.
Speaker 2: You already pay for the tickets out of your own pocket.
Speaker 2: What you're basically she's saying is you can't bar of
Speaker 2: the car. If you break this down, what she's saying
Speaker 2: is you can't have the car. You'll get there on
Speaker 2: your own. You're twenty one years old.
Speaker 4: Figured it out, yeah, figure it out exactly. Yes, I
Speaker 4: mean this is sixteen yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course you're
Speaker 4: living under her house, but you're still all.
Speaker 2: Living under her roof and her rules and whatnot. But
Speaker 2: I mean, this does not seem like a house rule
Speaker 2: to me. And I'm looking at from a parent as well.
Speaker 2: If my kid is twenty one years old and I'm
Speaker 2: allowing them to live in my home and taking care
Speaker 2: of them. You know, I'd expect that they were doing
Speaker 2: their own thing and especially want to do something socially,
Speaker 2: unless it's like a Satan worshiping band and they're convenient
Speaker 2: leaving that out. Yeah, where it's gonna be like a
Speaker 2: live goat being pigmy goat's gonna get killed on stage,
Speaker 2: then maybe if it's Pigmy in the goat goats, I
Speaker 2: don't know if I'd let her go go, but it's not.
Speaker 2: If not, I mean, I mean, what's going on this concert?
Speaker 2: I mean that's where you got to break it down
Speaker 2: from right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I am curious. Why would Oh, who's the band?
Speaker 1: It's got to be.
Speaker 3: That's a that's a good follow up question.
Speaker 1: Who's the band?
Speaker 2: She's not like you can't go see Bruno Mars like,
Speaker 2: of course, who is this? Who's thrusting the hips all
Speaker 2: over that inviting the devil in to dinner?
Speaker 3: Who's doing that? That's what sounds like Mama Bear saying.
Speaker 4: If you're twenty one you want to go to a concert,
Speaker 4: you folks say no, Look if you don't like it.
Speaker 1: Move out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's also twenty one another thing too.
Speaker 4: Get a job, find some friends, find a home. These
Speaker 4: are the best years of your life.
Speaker 3: Become a roadie for this band.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 3: Well the concerts say hey, I need help.
Speaker 2: I got no place to live now, and I'd be
Speaker 2: a roading and they say, love you guys.
Speaker 1: This was much.
Speaker 3: I gave up my home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll work out.
Speaker 4: You'd be surprised because the way for the follow up
Speaker 4: the band is probably so glossed and blazed and bombed.
Speaker 1: They'd be like, yeah, you're gonna work for it if
Speaker 1: I go over you know.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I mean I think that's my My thing
Speaker 2: is like find your own way there at twenty one
Speaker 2: years old, like you should be. You should be a
Speaker 2: little bit more self sufficient too, Like this is an
Speaker 2: opportunity to grow up a little bit.
Speaker 3: So I would say, take it and grow.
Speaker 4: Friend twenty one, I completely agree with you. It's uh yeah,
Speaker 4: it's a bit much.
Speaker 3: What's the first concert you went to?
Speaker 4: Oh, this is embarrassing. The first concert I went to.
Speaker 4: My father took me to go see Johnny Mathis at
Speaker 4: the Christmas Guy Smoke. It's in your eyes, Yeah, Christmas music. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's so I wish it was cool. My dad loves
Speaker 4: Johnny Mathis. And then years later I was in first
Speaker 4: class and he was in the front row, right in
Speaker 4: front of me, and I wanted to I was in
Speaker 4: first class, did I mention.
Speaker 3: That that's it?
Speaker 1: And I wanted to.
Speaker 4: I wanted so bad to take a picture with him
Speaker 4: and go, Dad, my god, look I got to meet
Speaker 4: Johnny Mathis, and I just I never want to be
Speaker 4: that person that I didn't do it, and it's one
Speaker 4: of those things I kind of regret, but because of
Speaker 4: the memory with my dad, I should have done it.
Speaker 1: But that was my first show. Yeah, how about you.
Speaker 2: It was an a collective one of those mixes like
Speaker 2: the jingle Ball concerts or whatever. Everybody was the headliner,
Speaker 2: and I think the headliner was it was late in
Speaker 2: the game.
Speaker 3: I hadn't been to concerts in a while. Oh, this
Speaker 3: is a complete lie. I just remembered. I went to see.
Speaker 2: Chicago That's a good one at an outdoor amphitheater with
Speaker 2: my friends and girlfriend at the time in high school.
Speaker 3: In my life Yo Spells.
Speaker 1: I thought that I was like.
Speaker 2: We were laying under the stars, just looking up and
Speaker 2: watching and I was like, this is a perfect this
Speaker 2: is so romantic and everything.
Speaker 3: I love it. I was in high school. I think
Speaker 3: we broke up three days later.
Speaker 4: Yeah, those are all those are all slow dance tunes.
Speaker 4: Of course you need a girl with that.
Speaker 2: And then I went fast forward. I went to see
Speaker 2: I went on a Power six trip. The Para sixes.
Speaker 3: It was me and Bessie h when we were married.
Speaker 2: Para six was me and Bessie when we were married,
Speaker 2: and my two sisters with their husbands.
Speaker 3: The six of us will go away. So we went
Speaker 3: to the.
Speaker 2: Para six and you know me, I make things happen.
Speaker 2: I was had too, called this team.
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 2: So we went to Vegas and Chicago was playing and
Speaker 2: my sisters like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, I got tickets.
Speaker 2: We went and we watched and they did the first
Speaker 2: hour they played their new album and we didn't know
Speaker 2: one song and we just sat there and we're like okay,
Speaker 2: and they said they took an intermission. They came back
Speaker 2: and they crushed and played every song and it was
Speaker 2: like great, And I was like, we could have just
Speaker 2: missed the first part and it would have been fantastic.
Speaker 2: Like we were literally sitting there like it didn't even
Speaker 2: have the same sound as their stuff. It was just
Speaker 2: weird and it was like, you know, you don't know
Speaker 2: any of it. You need I like when bands like
Speaker 2: throw the in the ones that you know, so you're
Speaker 2: on the journey together, you know. But uh that I
Speaker 2: remember that. And that was my second time seeing Chicago.
Speaker 1: So who is your Who's your favorite band?
Speaker 2: Then of Imagine Dragons the show they put on. Oh,
Speaker 2: I took my daughter to the Imagine Dragons concert.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. It was such an amazing thing to
Speaker 3: see her. That was her first concert.
Speaker 1: To see her face.
Speaker 3: We gotta go, man, we gotta go. There are boys
Speaker 3: I love them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when we go, his face completely lit up and
Speaker 2: she went absolutely nuts when she knew the song. She
Speaker 2: was singing along. She was six at the time, and
Speaker 2: she was like singing and whatever. And I was like,
Speaker 2: it was such a dad thing to be like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, I gave my daughter this experience and to
Speaker 2: be there for it is really cool.
Speaker 3: But actually her first first conferencer was actually coolbe Kalay.
Speaker 2: She was five, She was five months old, and me
Speaker 2: and Bessie had tickets.
Speaker 3: Bessie loves Colby. I love Colby as well.
Speaker 2: But she introduced me to her and I got tickets.
Speaker 2: I found out Colby was a fan. I was like, hey,
Speaker 2: she's playing at the Pier in New York. You want
Speaker 2: to go? And we had the you know, Milana, and
Speaker 2: she's like, I gotta get out of house.
Speaker 3: I want to go. I want to go.
Speaker 2: And she put on a baby born and we went
Speaker 2: and we went to the concert out on the pier
Speaker 2: and Milana was sitting there and they had like a
Speaker 2: VIP area in the back, and I faked my way
Speaker 2: into a pretending I was supposed to be the The
Speaker 2: guy didn't know me, and I was.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, this is the VIP area.
Speaker 1: He's like yeah.
Speaker 3: I was like great, and I was like, oh, the kid,
Speaker 3: and he's like okay.
Speaker 2: We just walked in and you know, we just sat
Speaker 2: there because it was far enough away and Cooley's you know,
Speaker 2: slower music and stuff, so it was really really cool.
Speaker 4: I thought it was so funny that the time she
Speaker 4: came to your show, I think I were we doing
Speaker 4: a too cool?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: We were doing it, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: And then we walked out to her bubblic hit Yeah,
Speaker 4: which I thought was so funny. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 4: this is this is kind of cool. I should do
Speaker 4: this more often, bring out like one of her tunes.
Speaker 3: We should have her on this. She should be a
Speaker 3: cool Land.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's in Nashville, next time through next Time.
Speaker 4: I followed her after that show, and now every time
Speaker 4: I see her, it's like, maybe I should start working
Speaker 4: out too. She's always walking and hiking working out or
Speaker 4: like killing it with an acoustic version of that's all.
Speaker 3: That's all she does. She hikes and kills things with
Speaker 3: acoustic versions. That's her two bodes of operations.
Speaker 4: Worlds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, did you see the video of her walking
Speaker 2: in the in the forest point of the guitar?
Speaker 1: No? Really? Okay, two worlds? Were we good? Okay, let's do
Speaker 1: another one here? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay again I'm reading this blind. This is coming to
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Speaker 4: If you want to use them, they're in the comment
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Speaker 4: this is love you, mommies. I just caught up on
Speaker 4: all episodes.
Speaker 1: Okay, so he made time stamps for us. What is that?
Speaker 2: Timestam just means he put he put like so people
Speaker 2: can know what we're talking about at certain times, and
Speaker 2: they got click and jump on it, and he puts them
Speaker 2: in the comment sections, and so people don't have to
Speaker 2: listen to all the boring stuff and they could get
Speaker 2: to the funny stuff.
Speaker 3: So that means they can click one or two links
Speaker 3: an episode.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thanks will William I appreciate you.
Speaker 3: Appreciate that a couple ed of points.
Speaker 1: This is coming to us from Homist Life had that
Speaker 1: fast forward.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, Manu, you just fast forward, especially like travel.
Speaker 3: I wish I could.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, okay, beautiful. Yeah, this is coming us from Alexa. Hey, mommies,
Speaker 4: I have kind of a serious dilemma. Oh, I love serious.
Speaker 1: My my f twenty five. What does that mean?
Speaker 3: I have kind of searing my my friend, my female.
Speaker 2: Oh she's female, My female twenty five, she's twenty five
Speaker 2: years old.
Speaker 4: Okay, and my boyfriend twenty seven hour are very much
Speaker 4: in love. He is perfect for me in almost every way.
Speaker 4: I just can't have him. I can't get him to
Speaker 4: have sex with me. For the first three months of
Speaker 4: our relationship, we were very intimate, but then the honeymoon
Speaker 4: phase passed and we will go months at a time
Speaker 4: without having sex.
Speaker 1: This sounds about right.
Speaker 4: I hate feeling like I'm begging for it or like
Speaker 4: it's one side, and he insists that he is attracted
Speaker 4: to me, but his actions say otherwise. I've had multiple
Speaker 4: I have had multiple talks with him and it's like
Speaker 4: he doesn't care or doesn't listen. I don't want to
Speaker 4: break up with him. We've been together for two years.
Speaker 4: But a girl has needs.
Speaker 1: What can I do?
Speaker 3: Sexy time in the bedroom issues? Okay, let's get into it.
Speaker 2: So intimacy is a huge part of a relationship, and
Speaker 2: you need to connect on that level. If you're not
Speaker 2: connecting on if you're not connecting on any level of relationship,
Speaker 2: it needs to be addressed.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: It seems here that she is tried to address it
Speaker 2: and it's not being listened to. So it's this you
Speaker 2: should use the same You should use the same exact
Speaker 2: mentality you would when you were bringing up any issue
Speaker 2: in a relationship and it's not being addressed, it means
Speaker 2: either the person doesn't care enough about it, or it's
Speaker 2: not an issue to them, they don't understand the importance
Speaker 2: of it to you, or it's just something they're not
Speaker 2: willing to move on, and you're going to have to
Speaker 2: decide if you want to stay in this relationship or not. Right,
Speaker 2: So that's where I think we're at with that. It
Speaker 2: doesn't have to do anything about the you know, the intimacy,
Speaker 2: you know, the sexy times.
Speaker 3: I think it just has to.
Speaker 2: Do about you have a need in the relationship that's
Speaker 2: not being filled. So is this relationship right for you anymore?
Speaker 2: You've addressed it, right, she said. She talked to him
Speaker 2: about it, and he's not willing to do the holy
Speaker 2: poking turn himself around.
Speaker 1: So that's what.
Speaker 3: It's all about.
Speaker 2: I think she needs to put her right foot out
Speaker 2: and just step out the door. And I think that's it.
Speaker 1: Oh right, brilliant. I've never heard that because I mean
Speaker 1: the fact that you just bring this.
Speaker 2: Stuff in and then keep going entern the right, that's right,
Speaker 2: that's where that's my instincts, Mommy, that's what I say.
Speaker 1: I'd say Bang is his best friend or.
Speaker 3: You know, you're getting your needs filled that way?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it. Here's what you could do,
Speaker 1: no Wi Fi from six pm to midnight.
Speaker 3: That's a good idea too.
Speaker 4: Then he doesn't have access to the porn and he's
Speaker 4: going to get his boxes and get built up.
Speaker 1: He's gonna get built up.
Speaker 2: Well, here's the Here's the thing too, is like, uh,
Speaker 2: is something distracting you make a good point?
Speaker 3: Is something distracting him to get serious?
Speaker 2: Or second it is something distracting him from the intimacy
Speaker 2: or is there they might be underlying underlying problem here
Speaker 2: that's not being addressed and ended is showing itself with
Speaker 2: a lack of intimacy.
Speaker 1: I guarantee it's jerking chickens well, so to speak. Uh
Speaker 1: there there there are like numerous studies that have come
Speaker 1: out within the last you know, a few years. Here
Speaker 1: we go love when you have stats where Asian talk,
Speaker 1: you read a lot, you clearly read more.
Speaker 4: Than but but they're basically saying that porn, the access
Speaker 4: to online porn is is ruining the intimacy. You have
Speaker 4: so many relationships out there, the physicality, especially on the
Speaker 4: guy's side. So there's a lot of guys jerking constantly
Speaker 4: to what they're seeing on the web as opposed to
Speaker 4: you know, refraining from it or limiting it or whatever.
Speaker 4: I know, I know some of my friends that I've
Speaker 4: had multiple conversations with that have named Steve, that.
Speaker 1: That have like literally made it a mandate to be like.
Speaker 4: I've got to withdraw myself from that because it becomes
Speaker 4: almost like a go to It's like, you know, if you.
Speaker 1: Know every time you go to the gas station you're
Speaker 1: gonna get a doctor.
Speaker 5: Pepper, it's like you're gonna do something else like Steve
Speaker 5: gas stations in all but but but yeah, it is
Speaker 5: an issue.
Speaker 4: So I think there are times where guys think, Okay,
Speaker 4: if I'm going to, you know, be sexual, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: get out my laptop and watch something and jerk off.
Speaker 2: How does she so, how does she How do you
Speaker 2: think she addresses that with him? Does she just call
Speaker 2: him out on that and ask him what is I
Speaker 2: think you just.
Speaker 4: Have a very constructive conversation about it. I think you
Speaker 4: sit down and go, look, you know, is this something
Speaker 4: that's going on or whatever. The good thing is on
Speaker 4: her behalf is that she's communicating. She's trying to say, hey,
Speaker 4: let's get to the bottom of this because eventually, I mean,
Speaker 4: listen to listen to some R and B songs, what's
Speaker 4: gonna happen. She's got the itch and it's gonna get scratched,
Speaker 4: and that's going to do the scratching or is she
Speaker 4: gonna find somebody else?
Speaker 2: You can't blame it because it ain't nothing wrong with
Speaker 2: a little bump and grind. They ain't nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 2: If anything has been told to us through R and B,
Speaker 2: it's ain't nothing wrong.
Speaker 3: A little bump and grind. There ain't nothing wrong, nothing
Speaker 3: wrong with it.
Speaker 1: Wo, who would who would have an issue with that?
Speaker 3: Somebody who's not into the bump and grind? Yeah, and
Speaker 3: that's on them.
Speaker 2: Uh Yeah, I feel like I feel like that's probably
Speaker 2: the advice that I would give. I think you just
Speaker 2: really need to do your best to address and when
Speaker 2: somebody is it not your in that you're in a
Speaker 2: relationship with, isn't meeting you at a place that makes
Speaker 2: you happy in that relationship, you have to decide if
Speaker 2: it's right for.
Speaker 1: You, especially it's been it's been two years. This is
Speaker 1: not this is right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the way she was that it unpacked. It's like
Speaker 4: your first three months are great and then it's nothing.
Speaker 4: It's like that kind of happens down.
Speaker 3: Of course, of course it's slow down.
Speaker 4: And then you get a little complacent, and then you know,
Speaker 4: if it's been two years, that's not all.
Speaker 3: The time thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, I feel like that was I didn't feel
Speaker 2: like we had did some good there.
Speaker 3: That helps.
Speaker 1: Tommy salute, Tommy, salute.
Speaker 2: I hope that, uh. I hope that that that gets
Speaker 2: worked out for you as well, and that he's.
Speaker 3: Give you something.
Speaker 1: I hope you get what you need, get what you need,
Speaker 1: get what you need.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what song is that?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what is it? Oh? Where's jiggy Jiggy?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 6: You could do me in the morning. You could do
Speaker 6: me in the night. You could do me baked potato,
Speaker 6: do me. Oh yeah, it goes Oh yeah, you know it?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah, jm me do me babe, you know yeah,
Speaker 3: thank you. See I'm not crazy.
Speaker 1: Second though, I love I love in because I'm easy.
Speaker 4: Ah, easy like Sunday morning.
Speaker 3: Easy like Sunday morn.
Speaker 1: And here is this one part of this.
Speaker 2: I don't know that was no about I didn't know
Speaker 2: that was about plowing on the weekends until.
Speaker 4: Wait, that's what it's about, isn't it. No, It's just
Speaker 4: about taking it easy, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Oh No, I'm thinking about Kumbaya.
Speaker 2: What I mean, if I could be in the in
Speaker 2: the studio for any moment of music, and I'll tell
Speaker 2: you what it is.
Speaker 3: Then when I say it, you're gonn one hundredercent agree
Speaker 3: with me.
Speaker 2: It's Michael Jackson. When he starts going Mama, say Mama,
Speaker 2: my mama. They must have been like, what.
Speaker 3: Is happening and they're like, well, okay, we're doing it right.
Speaker 3: It must have been insane to see that happen.
Speaker 1: No one knows what the fun that is. Yeah, no
Speaker 1: one knows. He just says it. Yeah, I'm say mama,
Speaker 1: s oh my god, it's crazy. He is. My kids
Speaker 1: are obsessed.
Speaker 4: You want to see the m J show, Yeah, saw it,
Speaker 4: And then we go down this rabbit hole watching YouTube
Speaker 4: videos and stuff. And what I love about Michael Jackson
Speaker 4: so many things. But but when he is uh at
Speaker 4: the end of songs, you know, Elvis, think, Thinker, Romotch, Michael.
Speaker 1: Jackson's hey you, I love you.
Speaker 4: And I love you and so now ken on to bed,
Speaker 4: I go, okay, goodnight, Kenny goes, I love you.
Speaker 1: That's doing that, Michael Jackson.
Speaker 4: You ever see those videos where somebody's like kung fu
Speaker 4: fighting and they insert Michael Jackson noises into it here.
Speaker 1: That's hysterical. It's fucking I gotta see that.
Speaker 3: That's so smart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he takes all the little sound clips quitsman kunkue bites.
Speaker 3: That's so fun.
Speaker 1: All right, you want to do it work?
Speaker 4: That's my favorite though, like inserts of like a vocal
Speaker 4: that just.
Speaker 1: Is a bullshit thing. But yeah, BBD was my jam
Speaker 1: back in the day. Okay, where are we here?
Speaker 3: I'm loving it?
Speaker 1: Here we go. This is coming to us from Kylie.
Speaker 3: Kylie's got a question for them.
Speaker 1: Big fan of the show.
Speaker 4: Love y'all's work, YadA, YadA, YadA, all that ego striking
Speaker 4: bullshit on my question.
Speaker 1: No, Kyleie, no more. And I'm not going to take
Speaker 1: the question until you tell me how awesome I we
Speaker 1: will wait you sorry, Now you gotta believe it. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go.
Speaker 3: Gotta cut out that whole thing.
Speaker 1: Oh no, now I feel bad. Start again. Now I
Speaker 1: feel bad.
Speaker 3: I'll cut it out. I'll never happen.
Speaker 2: This is Oh now we're gonna get into it.
Speaker 1: She's like my dog Cass cancer. Right?
Speaker 3: No, am I right?
Speaker 1: Something like that? Oh?
Speaker 3: Is it heavy?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Oh no, here we go.
Speaker 4: I recently lost my mom and I've been trying to
Speaker 4: find ways to stay positive while mourning her. I'm someone
Speaker 4: who typically deals with grief through humor, and my mom
Speaker 4: was too. I know you both, law I know you.
Speaker 4: I know you lost both of your parents at a
Speaker 4: young age, Joe, and figured you might be able to
Speaker 4: give me some insight, some helpful insight.
Speaker 1: Steve. I'm sure you'll add some useful bullshit there too.
Speaker 4: She won your back to baby. Thanks for all the laughs.
Speaker 4: I love listening to y'all every week. Much love, mama
Speaker 4: is Kylie. Kylie, You're awesome.
Speaker 1: I'm just sending you lots of love and good Mojoe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's spend some time telling Kylie about how awesome
Speaker 2: she is.
Speaker 3: Sent her.
Speaker 2: We're not gonna yacht to Yan and give you the
Speaker 2: all praise bullshit.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 2: This is a very very fun, very very fun comment
Speaker 2: and question. I love the way you phrase something heavy
Speaker 2: in a very fun way.
Speaker 3: Much left to you. I know it's not easy.
Speaker 1: I would refer to you on this, my friend, because.
Speaker 2: Your parents are alive. Way to rub it in an asshole.
Speaker 2: It's like, Joe, your parents are dead.
Speaker 3: I'll gotta go.
Speaker 1: Hey, Mom, I love it too. Not now, I can
Speaker 1: talk to you anytime.
Speaker 2: How are you so, I would say, I would say,
Speaker 2: grief humor go hand in hand.
Speaker 3: Like you feel, I feel like you already have figured out.
Speaker 2: I don't feel like I have to tell you anything. But
Speaker 2: as you know, I was one that I've always laughed
Speaker 2: with my mom and my.
Speaker 3: Dad about grief and death.
Speaker 2: And I've always found a humor in the moment and
Speaker 2: live life to your fullest. And people don't actually really
Speaker 2: die if they're alive in your heart and mind. And
Speaker 2: I really truly believe that I celebrate my mom and
Speaker 2: dad every day in my life.
Speaker 3: I think about them every day.
Speaker 2: So that's it's on you keep them alive in spirit
Speaker 2: and just keep laughing, find ways to laugh, find reasons
Speaker 2: to laugh. And you know, the more that you talk
Speaker 2: about them, I feel like the more that people think
Speaker 2: the more you talk about them, the more that you'll
Speaker 2: miss them. I find it the opposite. I think the
Speaker 2: more that you talk about them, the closer you feel
Speaker 2: to them. I speak about my parents all the time,
Speaker 2: and you know that's it joke.
Speaker 3: I joke about them all the time. What's the what's
Speaker 3: the bullshit? You have to end?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 4: I look, I deal with grief and death every night
Speaker 4: after a performance. So if you want to see grief
Speaker 4: and death, come to my merch table. You'll see plenty.
Speaker 4: But honestly, Kiley on behalf of Both the Moms, We're
Speaker 4: sending you a lot of love, keep your head up,
Speaker 4: and you know, I really appreciate the fact that you
Speaker 4: find some solace in the podcast as well. It's been
Speaker 4: damn fun getting to do this with Joe, and you
Speaker 4: hear this repeatedly even when I'm going out on doing
Speaker 4: solo dates.
Speaker 1: I've been a.
Speaker 4: Part of one, two, three podcasts, and this is the
Speaker 4: one podcast that has actually been beneficial for in terms
Speaker 4: of like ticket sales or people coming up to me
Speaker 4: after shows are saying, I listen to you guys all
Speaker 4: the time. It's been nice, really really nice, and so
Speaker 4: you hear personal stories from people and I really appreciate it.
Speaker 1: And just like you, Kylie, lots of love to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah sorry, my mom's face time in me God, Joe,
Speaker 2: Yeah Mom, Oh sorry, it's dad to see you next
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