WEBVTT - Two Pumps This Time: Episode 28 with Joe Gatto and Steve Byrne 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:06.680 If there was a problem, where to your mother. 0:00:07.400 --> 0:00:09.600 Hello everybody, welcome to a brand new episode of Two 0:00:09.600 --> 0:00:10.040 Cool Moms. 0:00:10.080 --> 0:00:11.879 I am Joe Gatto, Steve Byrne. 0:00:12.000 --> 0:00:15.280 Thank you so much for doing We're here at Two 0:00:15.360 --> 0:00:15.960 Cool Moms. 0:00:16.160 --> 0:00:17.840 Two clips, two claps. 0:00:18.280 --> 0:00:21.799 It's like the Chacha Slide. 0:00:22.239 --> 0:00:24.319 I was speaking to Jiggy about it. I actually I 0:00:24.440 --> 0:00:26.319 just when I flew to Nashville today. You'll enjoy this, 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:27.400 I opened up. 0:00:27.480 --> 0:00:28.360 Let me be the judge of that. 0:00:28.480 --> 0:00:31.320 Okay, don't don't just know what I shouldn't project. Yeah, okay, 0:00:31.360 --> 0:00:32.519 let me tell you a story. You let me know 0:00:32.520 --> 0:00:33.159 how you feel about it. 0:00:33.200 --> 0:00:37.479 At the end. I decided that we saw. 0:00:37.320 --> 0:00:39.279 Talking about the Chacha Slide on the plane for some 0:00:39.280 --> 0:00:43.040 stupid reason, and I was like, it's basically an instructional 0:00:43.120 --> 0:00:45.080 video and it goes on for about eight minutes the song. 0:00:45.320 --> 0:00:46.479 So I decided to play it. 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:48.520 As we were walking through the airport from our gate 0:00:48.560 --> 0:00:50.879 back to the baggage claim. And you'd be surprised how 0:00:50.920 --> 0:00:55.280 people went from annoyance to participate participation. As we were walking, 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:57.880 it was it was bellowing through the things. And then 0:00:58.120 --> 0:01:00.520 he just tells you two stops this time, and that's it. 0:01:00.520 --> 0:01:02.240 It's like he runs out of stuff because if you 0:01:02.280 --> 0:01:04.120 listen to his voice when he's singing, when it's time 0:01:04.160 --> 0:01:07.600 to go, he goes reverse reverse, you can hear like 0:01:07.640 --> 0:01:09.920 the like what am I gonna say next? And we 0:01:09.920 --> 0:01:11.720 were saying how fun must have been for that producer 0:01:11.760 --> 0:01:13.400 that was in there, and like, it'd be so funny 0:01:13.400 --> 0:01:15.800 if Emminet, like if Kanye West was in the studio 0:01:15.880 --> 0:01:18.880 right before him recording like through the Wire. And then 0:01:19.080 --> 0:01:21.200 he's like, Okay, we've done great man, you really dropped 0:01:21.200 --> 0:01:23.240 a major flow, as they say in the in the 0:01:23.319 --> 0:01:25.360 music biz. And then he walks out and the guy 0:01:25.360 --> 0:01:28.039 comes in and he's like, yeah, here's this beat. 0:01:28.880 --> 0:01:30.119 He's like, two stops. 0:01:31.560 --> 0:01:33.920 Well, the thing I saw it was was funny about 0:01:33.959 --> 0:01:36.640 that song is that he's, like you said, it's an 0:01:36.640 --> 0:01:39.440 instructional video. He's telling you exactly what to do on 0:01:39.480 --> 0:01:42.440 the dance for And when you're a DJ and you're 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:45.319 performing at the club there's a bunch of girls and 0:01:45.360 --> 0:01:47.200 the song's a hit, You're gonna go back to the 0:01:47.200 --> 0:01:53.400 bedroom with the girls. Two stops, put on your pants, 0:01:53.800 --> 0:01:58.600 you take it down real look, two pumps this time? 0:01:59.320 --> 0:02:07.240 Three pumps is everybody clap your cheeks and reverse. That 0:02:07.280 --> 0:02:08.679 means your uber's outside. Go home. 0:02:08.800 --> 0:02:09.440 That's it. We're done. 0:02:09.480 --> 0:02:11.760 Okay, we did enjoy. That was great. Say I told you, 0:02:11.760 --> 0:02:14.680 I knew you. You're right, you did it. How are 0:02:14.720 --> 0:02:15.040 you doing. 0:02:15.400 --> 0:02:15.880 I'm great. 0:02:15.919 --> 0:02:17.160 You look tann you look good. 0:02:17.240 --> 0:02:19.239 I'm a little tanned. Yeah. I had some outdoor time. 0:02:19.720 --> 0:02:20.360 Was just no Orlando. 0:02:20.400 --> 0:02:22.280 I had a little bit outdoors he times and uh, 0:02:22.320 --> 0:02:24.480 you know this Sicilian skin sucks up the sun the 0:02:24.560 --> 0:02:26.160 olive oil skin, you burn. 0:02:26.080 --> 0:02:27.440 Or you know you just see burn, but do you 0:02:27.480 --> 0:02:28.840 burn and burn? 0:02:28.919 --> 0:02:29.000 No? 0:02:29.120 --> 0:02:32.560 I had sun poisoning once because my folks I went 0:02:32.600 --> 0:02:35.160 to Uh, I was in Hawaii and my parents drop 0:02:35.200 --> 0:02:36.480 me off at the beach. They go, oh, we got 0:02:36.480 --> 0:02:38.240 to go back into the airport or something and pick 0:02:38.240 --> 0:02:38.680 somebody up. 0:02:38.720 --> 0:02:39.280 I go, okay. 0:02:39.400 --> 0:02:42.680 I was at Hanama Bay snorkeling the first like literally 0:02:42.760 --> 0:02:44.120 get off a plane from Pittsburgh. 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:44.960 Now I'm snorkeling. 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:48.079 Six hours I was in the beach, just like snorkeling, 0:02:48.160 --> 0:02:51.600 going around. I spent the next three days in the 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:56.519 hotel room with blisters sun poisoning, watching a road rules 0:02:56.560 --> 0:03:00.400 marathon for two days in it just bed and like 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:02.480 shaking like, oh my god. So that was the only 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:05.520 time I ever got burnt. And I was like, okay, 0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:06.519 yeah you sunscreen. 0:03:06.560 --> 0:03:07.880 Yeah idiots, you know what. You know? 0:03:07.960 --> 0:03:10.240 What I find is such the biggest crock of shit 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:14.520 from the whole sun's screening industry is the aloe after 0:03:14.560 --> 0:03:17.080 you get burnted, Like, just put aloe on you just 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:19.520 I love the feel, But you just become a greasy 0:03:19.560 --> 0:03:20.440 sunburned thing. 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:21.360 Like that's all that does. 0:03:21.520 --> 0:03:23.359 I don't buy into the aloe as a healing prop. 0:03:23.560 --> 0:03:25.840 You have to moisturize though, for sure. You have to. 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:30.440 I mean, I'm not an idiot. You want to be amazed, 0:03:30.480 --> 0:03:31.360 feel my hands. 0:03:31.440 --> 0:03:35.800 My field, feel real. You never worked a day? Have 0:03:35.920 --> 0:03:37.720 you ever had a blue cup? What's the most blue 0:03:37.720 --> 0:03:39.440 collar job you've ever had? I was a stock boy. 0:03:40.360 --> 0:03:42.160 I was a stock whye party City for three years. 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:43.640 You're not hauling ship. 0:03:43.600 --> 0:03:46.920 No, dude, John Halloween's John Halloween. I was hoofing candies. 0:03:47.320 --> 0:03:48.440 I was hoofing some candies. 0:03:48.480 --> 0:03:48.840 Oh yeah. 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:51.760 I was going from the trailer out back in Staten Island, Okay, 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:54.720 And I was coming through the dirty back alleys and 0:03:54.760 --> 0:03:57.320 I was Jimmy johnn and in the bags of the 0:03:57.480 --> 0:03:58.160 mixed candies. 0:03:58.280 --> 0:04:00.600 Yeah, don't make it seem like that's I was. 0:04:00.600 --> 0:04:02.600 Also sixteen hour shaving of my life. 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:07.320 You're selling bags that fill off the one for them island. 0:04:07.400 --> 0:04:08.880 Yeah, I told you that about that. 0:04:09.000 --> 0:04:11.640 No, actually really I used to steal the boxes out 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:13.840 of the trella and sell them at Monsieg Faraoh Catholic 0:04:13.880 --> 0:04:14.640 Boys High School. 0:04:16.080 --> 0:04:16.359 Really. 0:04:17.000 --> 0:04:20.880 Oh, come on, guilty discharged. That's thirty years. That's thirty years, right, 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:23.360 there's statute of limitations. I'm safe, right. 0:04:23.320 --> 0:04:25.560 Because that stuff still happened, Oh for sure. 0:04:25.640 --> 0:04:29.120 Right, Yeah, here's the whole fat screens falling off the 0:04:29.160 --> 0:04:30.040 truck and all that. 0:04:30.120 --> 0:04:31.960 You know, what's really makes a different technology with the 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:34.280 ability to track inventory really probably had to put a 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:34.599 dent in. 0:04:34.600 --> 0:04:37.120 The illegal businesses. Yeah, I think that's probably tough. 0:04:37.160 --> 0:04:39.760 But what's the what's the shadiest thing you did in 0:04:39.800 --> 0:04:40.320 high school? 0:04:42.400 --> 0:04:43.400 Well? I was big into sales. 0:04:43.400 --> 0:04:45.240 I was a salesman, so I used to uh at 0:04:45.240 --> 0:04:48.440 party City they actually sold they sold multipacks of water guns. 0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:50.840 Was a little mini water pistols, right yeah, And I 0:04:50.920 --> 0:04:52.800 was basically an arms dealer in Monsigne Fara l. I 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:54.560 used to sell them in the link area for a 0:04:54.560 --> 0:04:56.720 dollar each. I stole the bags and it was. 0:04:56.640 --> 0:04:57.240 Twelve in a bag. 0:04:57.279 --> 0:04:58.919 And I used to selling for a dollar reach and 0:04:58.960 --> 0:05:00.680 it was three hundred boys in to Once in Your 0:05:00.720 --> 0:05:02.120 Fire high school, and I would sell them for a 0:05:02.160 --> 0:05:02.599 dollar each. 0:05:02.600 --> 0:05:04.200 And I probably sold out every time I did. I 0:05:04.279 --> 0:05:05.320 probably make it. Yeah, it was great. 0:05:05.320 --> 0:05:06.920 And I used to stow these little water wars and 0:05:06.960 --> 0:05:08.599 everybody would shoot each other in school. 0:05:08.839 --> 0:05:10.280 See you're a big time I'm pretty big time. 0:05:10.320 --> 0:05:10.480 Yeah. 0:05:10.520 --> 0:05:13.040 I was an arm stealer. That's so funn How about you? 0:05:13.120 --> 0:05:13.719 You got something? 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:16.440 I I know, I just remember I was thinking about 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:22.720 this the other day. I remember stealing a dig Tracy computer. 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:24.600 Oh yeah, the watch thing. 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:26.760 Yeah, yeah, when I was in high school. I saw it. 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:28.080 I was like, that looks fucking cool. 0:05:28.200 --> 0:05:31.560 I'm sixteen, Why would I want a toy? And it 0:05:31.640 --> 0:05:33.479 was like a drug store, like a CVS. And this 0:05:33.960 --> 0:05:36.200 I take it and I'm kind of looking around. They 0:05:36.200 --> 0:05:38.200 had the angled mirrors at the time, do you remember. 0:05:38.080 --> 0:05:39.800 And that was that was a surveillance. 0:05:39.880 --> 0:05:40.919 Yeah, that was their surveillance. 0:05:40.920 --> 0:05:43.000 They don't cameras then, right, So I'm looking up there 0:05:43.560 --> 0:05:46.680 and uh, of course what I don't realize is that, yeah, 0:05:46.720 --> 0:05:48.880 I'm looking at the angle of me, but the register 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:52.080 could see another angle. I'm a fucking idiot. But anyways, 0:05:52.360 --> 0:05:54.560 I got away with it. But I remember this kid 0:05:54.760 --> 0:05:56.839 staring at me. He must have been six, and he 0:05:56.880 --> 0:05:58.600 was in the stroll and his mom was grabbing something 0:05:58.960 --> 0:06:00.880 and I take it and I eye contact with the 0:06:00.920 --> 0:06:01.720 kid as I put it. 0:06:01.720 --> 0:06:03.720 Under and then I walk out and I got away 0:06:03.720 --> 0:06:03.960 with it. 0:06:04.000 --> 0:06:05.880 But that was like, did you give him like a signal, 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:08.240 like you say anything? And it's I kind of thing. 0:06:08.600 --> 0:06:09.800 So I broke the six year old's neck. 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:14.360 I walked by the cart and go, I'd sleep your 0:06:14.360 --> 0:06:15.760 next mom. 0:06:16.080 --> 0:06:18.200 But that was that was like the worst. It was 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:19.080 like the worst I went to. 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:21.320 They had a store cow door, which is basically just 0:06:21.360 --> 0:06:22.839 like a kmart or like one of those like big 0:06:22.839 --> 0:06:24.680 you know, big box discount stores. It was called the 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:26.880 cow door, and my dad had this thing all the 0:06:26.880 --> 0:06:28.839 time when he used My dad was super tall and 0:06:28.920 --> 0:06:30.839 walked with confidence all the time, and he would always 0:06:30.839 --> 0:06:33.320 steal hats like Fedora's. Like he put on a door 0:06:33.320 --> 0:06:34.480 when he was in the store, walking around with it, 0:06:34.600 --> 0:06:36.080 keep it on and then just walk out with it. Really, 0:06:36.120 --> 0:06:37.320 and that's what he would do. It was like his thing, 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:39.000 so I always looked up to him for that. I 0:06:39.040 --> 0:06:40.160 was I got so fun How you do that? 0:06:40.279 --> 0:06:40.719 I want to be? 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:42.960 Like my dad's away in call door and I walk 0:06:43.320 --> 0:06:47.520 were walking around and I stole a CD, a music CD. 0:06:47.640 --> 0:06:51.320 I put down my pants. Will Smith's parents just don't understand, 0:06:51.480 --> 0:06:52.719 and I put it in front of my pants because 0:06:52.760 --> 0:06:54.320 I really wanted to CEV. My dad wouldn't buy for it. 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:56.400 So we went outside and we're getting in the car 0:06:56.400 --> 0:06:59.240 and I went, Dad check it out, and he went 0:06:59.320 --> 0:07:01.159 what And he wing back and made me put it back, 0:07:01.760 --> 0:07:03.760 and the whole time he had a stolen the door 0:07:03.800 --> 0:07:11.360 on his head. Serious. God, yeah, I'm not like I 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:12.960 wasn't you know, it's so funny. I'm like, you're like, 0:07:13.000 --> 0:07:14.720 what's the craziest thing you did in high school? Like 0:07:14.760 --> 0:07:16.880 I sold water guns? Like I was pretty straight and narrow. 0:07:16.920 --> 0:07:19.200 I wasn't really much of that, but I was a 0:07:19.240 --> 0:07:20.520 big coordinator of things. 0:07:20.560 --> 0:07:23.320 I think, like coordinated mischief. 0:07:23.400 --> 0:07:25.200 Yeah, according to mischief. I think people looks at me 0:07:25.200 --> 0:07:26.840 for the plan, if you will, what was. 0:07:26.800 --> 0:07:31.960 The what was the biggest plan? Didn't then. 0:07:34.000 --> 0:07:35.400 I was like the what was his name? 0:07:35.840 --> 0:07:39.360 Hannibal Cupcake, chub Rock, what's his name? Hannibal give it 0:07:39.360 --> 0:07:39.680 for him? 0:07:39.680 --> 0:07:44.960 Face Hannibal, Hannibal, Hannibal Barus, Oh my god. 0:07:45.200 --> 0:07:46.520 And then face face face. 0:07:46.360 --> 0:07:49.080 There was one more murder Murdoch. What was b A 0:07:49.200 --> 0:07:51.760 B A Brocks? Yeah? I love that show you watch 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:53.440 I grown up loved. 0:07:53.200 --> 0:07:55.000 It, absolutely loved it. 0:07:55.160 --> 0:07:58.520 I remember Thursdays. It was Thursdays, right, My uncle would 0:07:58.800 --> 0:08:00.960 uh when he would staying with us at the time, 0:08:01.080 --> 0:08:03.800 we would go get cartons of ice cream, whipped cream, 0:08:04.160 --> 0:08:06.400 sprinkles like the whole nine, create like an ice cream 0:08:06.440 --> 0:08:08.320 buffet and then watch the A team together. 0:08:08.360 --> 0:08:11.360 What was the main guy's name? The leona was Hannibal? 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:12.320 No, yeah, Hannibal. 0:08:12.360 --> 0:08:13.480 Yeah, yeah, you're right. 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:14.840 I love what was crazy? 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:15.760 Hannibal was a crazy guy? 0:08:15.760 --> 0:08:17.080 No, that's mad Murder mad Murdoch. 0:08:17.120 --> 0:08:18.400 And then who's face ol face. 0:08:18.240 --> 0:08:19.640 Face, where's the guy from Battlestar? 0:08:20.000 --> 0:08:21.520 Did you did you like to reboot of that movie? 0:08:21.520 --> 0:08:22.400 Did you see that movie? 0:08:22.520 --> 0:08:23.440 Don't ever bring it up again? 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:25.720 Okay, uh, just like I don't want to say here 0:08:25.720 --> 0:08:30.600 you say Western Nayaka, did you did you if you 0:08:30.600 --> 0:08:32.679 have to quit yourself to one of those people, who 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:33.520 would you be on that team? 0:08:33.559 --> 0:08:34.160 Do you think. 0:08:35.720 --> 0:08:36.679 Well, that's a good question. 0:08:37.559 --> 0:08:39.000 I'm going to tell you who I think you are 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:40.680 and will say both on the counter of three. 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:42.920 Okay, I'll tell you who you I know who you are? 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:43.600 Oh who I am? 0:08:43.679 --> 0:08:48.680 Oh? Yeah, one two three Hannibal? Right, Hannibal. No, I 0:08:48.679 --> 0:08:49.880 would say you're a hannibal. 0:08:49.920 --> 0:08:50.080 I know. 0:08:50.080 --> 0:08:52.240 I was saying with who you thought, Oh, I think 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:52.800 you're a hannibal. 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:56.959 Okay, And I think your face you are, You're charming, 0:08:57.040 --> 0:08:57.800 You're schmammy. 0:08:58.000 --> 0:08:59.800 Are you like not like face man? 0:09:00.000 --> 0:09:04.320 Baseman was like, I am a suitable like in the 0:09:04.559 --> 0:09:06.600 in the group of people I hang out with, Yes, 0:09:06.640 --> 0:09:10.400 some face man, right, but if you were to put 0:09:10.400 --> 0:09:13.360 me next to Bradley Cooper or right who played but 0:09:13.559 --> 0:09:14.199 you know, if you. 0:09:14.120 --> 0:09:15.800 Put anybody next to Bradley Cooper though, let's not. 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:20.480 But still there's like there's like symmetrically perfectly lined face. 0:09:20.600 --> 0:09:22.200 No, I'm not talking about your face. I'm talking about 0:09:22.280 --> 0:09:24.040 the embody, but face. 0:09:25.160 --> 0:09:28.560 It's kind of important that an awesome face like Christian 0:09:28.600 --> 0:09:32.200 Ronaldo's face man, Leonardo DiCaprio's Brad Pitt's faceman. 0:09:32.240 --> 0:09:34.280 Yeah, that's true. Brad Pett is well, Brad Pitt's characters 0:09:34.280 --> 0:09:35.600 and notions lemons very much face. 0:09:35.920 --> 0:09:37.280 But here's the thing for you. I mean, if your 0:09:37.600 --> 0:09:39.720 your qualities, though, do you embed the most qualities. I'm like, 0:09:39.720 --> 0:09:41.840 I think I'm a mix between Hanibal and Murdock because 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:43.000 I'm a little batch of crazy. 0:09:43.280 --> 0:09:45.400 But I also have a Yeah, you're a leader. 0:09:45.840 --> 0:09:48.600 You are a leader. Yeah, you like leading the cause 0:09:48.640 --> 0:09:48.920 I do. 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:51.199 I do, But I'm no BA. I got no BA skills. 0:09:51.240 --> 0:09:53.000 I have no strength and or driving ability. 0:09:53.280 --> 0:09:54.839 It's kind of like when you play a video game 0:09:54.840 --> 0:09:57.520 in the eighties, you could choose four guys and they 0:09:57.559 --> 0:09:59.000 all have you know what I mean, they all have 0:09:59.040 --> 0:10:00.000 those different qualities. 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:00.240 Yeah. 0:10:00.280 --> 0:10:01.680 Yeah, it was like the bars filled up. It's like 0:10:01.679 --> 0:10:02.880 this one has endurance. 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:04.920 Strange yeah, but b A. 0:10:05.559 --> 0:10:08.560 I remember it was just like every episode they'd give 0:10:08.640 --> 0:10:10.400 him something to drink and then he'd pass out and 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:12.679 then he'd wake up on the plane, like after the flood. 0:10:12.679 --> 0:10:15.240 It's like, wouldn't you catch on it? Even like at ten, 0:10:15.320 --> 0:10:16.560 I'm like, wouldn't you catch on at this? 0:10:16.600 --> 0:10:16.720 Oh? 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:17.280 He doesn't get it? 0:10:17.320 --> 0:10:18.120 Yeah, he never got it. 0:10:18.200 --> 0:10:21.439 Yeah, I love that show. Buck Rogers was one of 0:10:21.520 --> 0:10:21.960 my favorites. 0:10:22.360 --> 0:10:24.480 Remember that Buck Rogers. 0:10:24.600 --> 0:10:27.200 Jared Williams and Linda Gray or Aaron Gray. 0:10:27.320 --> 0:10:30.160 Oh my god, I did enjoy Looney Tunes Duck Rogers 0:10:30.520 --> 0:10:32.480 when Daffy Duck played Buck Rogers, and that was one 0:10:32.480 --> 0:10:33.200 of my favorite cartoons. 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:35.640 We did Duck Rogers and the thirty fourth Dimension or 0:10:35.640 --> 0:10:36.400 whatever he said it was. 0:10:36.480 --> 0:10:38.600 I love that my son just went down a Looney 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:41.120 Tunes rabbit hole because on HBO Max they have all 0:10:41.160 --> 0:10:43.600 the old schools yep. So he just loves it now. 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:46.120 And so I put it on and he is entrench 0:10:46.160 --> 0:10:47.959 and all that, and you watch, You're like, wow, this 0:10:48.120 --> 0:10:50.719 is really I took it for granted as a kid, 0:10:50.760 --> 0:10:52.960 and then you get in teenagers like we got we 0:10:53.000 --> 0:10:55.480 got SpongeBob, we got this, And then you watch it's like, man, 0:10:55.520 --> 0:10:56.640 it's fucking hilarious. 0:10:56.720 --> 0:10:58.319 It's the writing apps she had. 0:10:58.880 --> 0:11:03.520 Yeah great, hey you're next. Yeah, so next. That's one 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:05.400 of my kids sing all the songs together. But I 0:11:05.440 --> 0:11:07.760 remember some of my most vivid memories were definitely laughing 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:10.640 around at the TV my oldest sister, Gina and my mother. 0:11:10.760 --> 0:11:12.800 My mother and father was with Looney Tunes for. 0:11:12.760 --> 0:11:15.480 Sure, and so much so that when I grew up, 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:18.120 my finnity for Luoney Tunes continued in college when I 0:11:18.200 --> 0:11:23.840 had a eighteen inch magnetic decal of Bugs Bunny that 0:11:23.920 --> 0:11:25.240 I slapped on the outside of my car. 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:27.880 I was in college, mind you still I had I. 0:11:27.840 --> 0:11:29.120 Had it on that and I had it on my 0:11:29.280 --> 0:11:31.560 turquoise turquoise saturn. 0:11:31.800 --> 0:11:34.640 I had Bugs Bunny on web site. 0:11:35.080 --> 0:11:37.199 It was great, right, and one on that side on 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:38.880 the other side was Wiley Coyote and I thought I 0:11:38.920 --> 0:11:40.960 was I thought I was the cat's meaw man. 0:11:41.120 --> 0:11:43.360 Were you an assistant manager at Spencer Gifts? Like? 0:11:43.559 --> 0:11:45.440 Who? That was a dream job? 0:11:45.720 --> 0:11:48.800 Oh back in the day, do you remember do you 0:11:48.840 --> 0:11:52.040 remember late eighty Spencer's early ninety Spencers? 0:11:52.080 --> 0:11:52.520 Forget it? 0:11:52.559 --> 0:11:54.560 I mean, come Christmas time, It's like, no, give me 0:11:54.600 --> 0:11:55.520 the money, I'll just go in there. 0:11:55.520 --> 0:11:57.120 And there was a there was a movie. 0:11:57.360 --> 0:12:00.520 It was like the Sunset Hollywood Company or something like that, 0:12:01.000 --> 0:12:03.360 and they just sold DVDs and VHS's. 0:12:03.400 --> 0:12:05.800 Do you know what I'm talking percent I know the 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:09.640 logo right away, Like that was. 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:11.320 The greatest store to me. 0:12:11.600 --> 0:12:15.120 And then came like Virgin Megastore which had everything but 0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:16.600 I forget the name of that store, but they had 0:12:16.640 --> 0:12:20.200 movie memorabilia kind of like cool choch geese and stuff 0:12:20.200 --> 0:12:22.199 and every film you could ever think of. They had 0:12:22.240 --> 0:12:24.079 all the posters, every mall. 0:12:24.120 --> 0:12:25.920 It was it was love that I love it. You 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:26.160 know what? 0:12:26.160 --> 0:12:29.240 You know what store came in hot that people would 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:31.720 do a lot of brows not buy was Brookstone, Right, 0:12:31.760 --> 0:12:33.520 do you remember Brookstone? You'd walk in that Stone, you'd 0:12:33.679 --> 0:12:35.960 want every right, you'd want everything. You don't buy anything, 0:12:36.280 --> 0:12:38.079 you want everything in the store. You'd never buy anything 0:12:38.080 --> 0:12:38.400 from it. 0:12:38.440 --> 0:12:40.360 And then your lazy friend sits in the massage chair 0:12:40.400 --> 0:12:41.800 while you're looking at like Drone Hill. 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:43.840 It was only only once I sat in the chair. Okay, 0:12:43.840 --> 0:12:44.840 you don't have to bring it up here. 0:12:44.760 --> 0:12:48.559 On the podcast. Let's start. 0:12:48.840 --> 0:12:50.640 We decided to do something a little different this time. 0:12:50.920 --> 0:12:52.600 We were gonna actually we're jumping in. 0:12:52.920 --> 0:12:54.640 We're jumping in live. 0:12:54.960 --> 0:12:57.280 We haven't pre vetted, pre vetted them. We just were like, 0:12:57.280 --> 0:12:59.000 you know what, let's do it true. So we're gonna 0:12:59.040 --> 0:13:00.520 jump in a little prevatting. 0:13:00.559 --> 0:13:04.520 We're here this week in Nashville because a good man 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:07.000 Joe is directing. 0:13:07.160 --> 0:13:09.199 I feel I'm super psychic. I can't wait for this thing. 0:13:09.240 --> 0:13:10.280 We're gonna tear this thing up. 0:13:10.360 --> 0:13:12.160 You're gonna you're gonna watch some old school Carson. 0:13:12.200 --> 0:13:14.000 I got some great ideas. It's great. I love it, 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:16.080 but I love it's gonna be fun and you're gonna 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:16.480 be funny. 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:20.040 I'm gonna be funny. Great, that's that's the uh, that's 0:13:20.040 --> 0:13:20.319 the hope. 0:13:20.360 --> 0:13:21.440 Right, yeah, be special. 0:13:21.520 --> 0:13:23.920 Let's let's as soon as I saw this, this comes 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:28.160 this jumps out at me. Okay, well, okay, this from 0:13:28.200 --> 0:13:31.880 Alec again. We're going blind A L E C A 0:13:32.160 --> 0:13:32.599 L E C. 0:13:32.960 --> 0:13:36.680 Nice Alec. Okay, here we go. Uh. I want I 0:13:36.720 --> 0:13:38.280 am wanting to get a new pet. This is why 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:38.920 I clicked on it. 0:13:39.280 --> 0:13:42.600 But I can't decide between a hedgehog or a pigmy goat. 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:44.360 Okay, let me tell you about a pigmy goat. And 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:47.280 here's the good thing about pigmy. Got some small goats 0:13:47.480 --> 0:13:49.000 that you can live in the backyard. Okay, I did 0:13:49.000 --> 0:13:51.360 some research. I was gonna get goats. Seriously, seriously, I 0:13:51.400 --> 0:13:52.880 was gonna. I was actually, we're gonna get both of 0:13:52.920 --> 0:13:54.600 these things. At one point I was gonna get adghog. 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:57.200 Gets a hedgehog, don't they have the fucking They. 0:13:57.160 --> 0:13:57.880 Run really fast? 0:13:58.320 --> 0:14:00.200 Now that's polky pines. Hedgehog is a cute lit ones 0:14:00.240 --> 0:14:02.440 that roll over on the belly them. They're fun. 0:14:02.520 --> 0:14:05.920 So the hedgehog is like, they're like a hamster with 0:14:05.960 --> 0:14:09.319 a good haircut. That's exactly. They're like a hamster with 0:14:09.840 --> 0:14:11.560 they got a hamsterew with a hairdresser. That's what they are. 0:14:12.520 --> 0:14:15.520 They went to the salon. Yeah, so they're about that. 0:14:15.559 --> 0:14:17.280 They're about you know, the size of a hamster, a 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:18.160 little bit bigger than you. 0:14:18.160 --> 0:14:18.920 Could get a hedgehog. 0:14:19.600 --> 0:14:21.960 They like they're in rodent family. 0:14:22.240 --> 0:14:22.480 Really. 0:14:22.600 --> 0:14:24.880 Yeah, they're playable. They you know, they hang out, but 0:14:24.880 --> 0:14:26.680 they do the same things. I run away and hamster 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:29.680 he kind of deals. But a pigmy goat, Okay, you 0:14:29.680 --> 0:14:31.800 want to get sheep instead of goats because goats eat 0:14:31.880 --> 0:14:34.400 the grass from the root and sheep's grays from the 0:14:34.440 --> 0:14:36.240 top so the grass will regrow. 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:37.720 So if you get goats you can end up with 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:39.640 patching lands. You don't want that. So if I have 0:14:39.680 --> 0:14:41.880