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Speaker 1: the biggest stories of the day. Hi, Well, I was

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Speaker 1: thinking it, but Marine texted it eight five five five

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Speaker 1: N one one three five sounds like we know where

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Speaker 1: Kale gets her anxiety. Yeah, that's one of the places

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Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah, a little insight on me, Maureen.

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Speaker 2: You know, hey, at least at least he'll be all

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Speaker 2: right if zombies calm or something.

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Speaker 1: Somebody also texted that what I was referring to. I

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Speaker 1: think I said it. But there was a lady that

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Speaker 1: sued McDonald's because the coffee spilled in her lap after

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Speaker 1: they gave it to her years ago. They had put

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Speaker 1: a warning that the coffee might be hot. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: what I was That's what I was inferring that I

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Speaker 1: was going to be that person. And it's a very

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Speaker 1: famous case. I guess Lie beck levec versus McDonald's, the

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Speaker 1: McDonald's coffee case, the Hot Coffee Law Soup nineteen ninety four.

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Speaker 1: She won two point eight million dollars because she spilled

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Speaker 1: hot coffee on herself. I guess there was something wrong

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Speaker 1: with the lid. Maybe I'm going through this quickly that

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Speaker 1: I can't remember the whole thing. The trial judge reduced

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Speaker 1: to punity of damages. Blah blah blah. It'd be six

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Speaker 1: let me see here. She's English, placed the coffee between

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Speaker 1: her knees and pulled the far side of the lid

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Speaker 1: toward her to remove it. In the process, she spilled

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Speaker 1: the entire cup of coffee on her lap. She was

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Speaker 1: wearing cotton sweatpants, which then absorbed the coffee and held

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Speaker 1: She went into shock, was taken to an er severed

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Speaker 1: my skin crafting. Damn she lost to pounds. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean that's yeah, Wait lost twenty pounds. Hold on yeah,

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Speaker 1: wait a minute though, let me go get some coffee.

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Speaker 1: Why did right, why did you pour the whole thing

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Speaker 1: on me this morning? Lady? I'm telling you. I look

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Speaker 1: on TV like, go ahead, oh stop that the camera

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Speaker 1: She sought to set up with McDonald's for twenty grams

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Speaker 1: read you line by line what I haven't Yes, I

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Speaker 1: guess there's there's Let me look at this cup caution.

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Speaker 1: Well it's actually the funny thing is the warning labels

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Speaker 1: blocked by the little receipt thing. Caution hot precaution, uh collient. Yeah, anyway,

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Speaker 1: drink coffee, right, just come on, hot coffee. Cut. Let

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Speaker 1: me ask you this does ice coffee? First of all,

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Speaker 1: just coffee do anything to you, guys, to your bellies? Like,

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Speaker 1: do you need to? Does it does it do what

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Speaker 1: When do you drink coffee and you need to go

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Speaker 1: It doesn't do isn't wake me up. It does not

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Speaker 1: with you, I'm probably have had far too much. Maybe

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Speaker 1: Maybe it doesn't work anymore. But it's probably psychological because

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Speaker 1: if it's the actual caffeine. But uh, it makes a

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Speaker 1: last supermoon of the year. It will rise on Thursday night.

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Speaker 1: moon very exciting. Serena Williams is trending today. She's denied

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Speaker 1: w right exactly now. Wallet hub has an assessment of

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Speaker 1: the best American cities for singles. The site looked at

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Speaker 1: more than one hundred and eighty of the nation's biggest

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Speaker 1: metropolitan areas using three dozen metrics in three main categories. Economics,

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Speaker 1: which takes into account everything from media and household income

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Speaker 1: and the unemployment rate to the cost of a restaurant meal,

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Speaker 1: movie tickets, salons and the like, fun and recreation, weather, safety, attractions, eateries,

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Speaker 1: dating opportunities, including online apps. Atlanta is number one. Weren't

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Speaker 1: you saying on your podcast, Kiki that you thought DC

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Speaker 2: You're looking for a good woman, you found a good man. No,

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Speaker 2: I don't need a good woman, but like I feel

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Speaker 2: to DC. Are you trying to get rid of me?

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Speaker 1: Now? No, I'm trying to hook you up? Now? Why DC? Right? Right?

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Speaker 2: They just say that the women in DC are really

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Speaker 1: Las Vegas, which that seems weird to me. I mean,

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Speaker 1: You go to Las Vegas, you're like, oh, I'm staying

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Speaker 1: But if I were on the dating apps, I'd be

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Speaker 1: annoyed because I know that people switch their dating I've

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Speaker 1: they're there. Just to see, like, I don't know who's here,

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Speaker 1: obviously Peenmbrook Pines, Florida might not be the place. I

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Speaker 1: Little Rock, arkansub Glendale, California. Pembrook Pines, Florida, Grand Prairie, Texas,

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Speaker 1: Port Saint Lucy, Florida, Yonkers, New York, Yonkers, Pearl City, Hawaii,

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Speaker 1: and Brownsville, Texas are the very worst places to date

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Speaker 1: for singles. Very worst places. No did I would imagine

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Speaker 1: But left off of this list are some of the

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Speaker 1: bigger cities. Chicago's out in here, New York's not in here,

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Speaker 1: Los Angeles isn't in here. Dallas, Dallas isn't in there.

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Speaker 1: So it's not necessarily big city. It's other stuff too.

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Speaker 1: Guys said a world record after swimming twenty eight point

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Speaker 1: five miles around Manhattan. Well handcuffed. Now again, we've asked

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you how many again they Guinness Book

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Speaker 1: of World Records. I know exactly how I'm gonna do it.

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Speaker 1: Michael said two Guinness World Records after swimming handcuffed around Manhattan.

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Speaker 1: The guy took the twenty eight point five mile loop

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Speaker 1: to try the shackles swim as a way to pursue

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Speaker 1: something new. So there you go. I mean, do people

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Speaker 1: read that book, Like do they go through page by

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Speaker 1: page and be like that's an interesting one. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I guys don't know how you come up with this.

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Speaker 2: Right, Like why didn't he have to go to work

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Speaker 2: or authenticatus on the like, who has the time to

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Speaker 1: Like for what, Like, I got it, guys, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: handcuff my shackle myself and then I'm gonna jump in

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Speaker 1: a body of water and I'm gonna show you all.

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Speaker 1: And finally, a drunk raccoon passed out in the liquor

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Speaker 1: store bathroom. This is a relatable story, guys. At Virginia

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Speaker 1: ABC liquor store, the crew there found a surprise in

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Speaker 1: County Animal Protection and Shelter were called to the Ashland

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Speaker 1: ABC store not one of the best places to date,

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Speaker 1: but it should be, and found the raccoon passed out

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Speaker 1: after it ransacked this store and got wasted. The responding

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Speaker 1: released back into the wild. Did they get like McDonald's first,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Did they sober him up? Like you know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the photo hilarious. I don't know what he got into specifically,

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Speaker 1: or like, did he knocked the bottles down or did

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Speaker 1: the top? Is he the guy like bust open some wine.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what he did, but I guess he's

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Speaker 1: okay now and it has a story for his buddies.

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Speaker 1: And then he shackled himself and swam around like the pond.

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Speaker 1: It was weird. It's National Package Protection Day and National

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Speaker 1: roof over your head Day, which that one guy that

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Speaker 1: I told you about you Illinois somewhere doesn't have anymore

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Speaker 1: because he burned it down.