1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:05,480 Speaker 1: Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 2 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:09,240 Speaker 1: week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of 3 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 1: the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 4 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 1: crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich 5 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:20,200 Speaker 1: pill poppers in the penthouse, the Clearinghouse of hot takes 6 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:24,080 Speaker 1: break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 7 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:32,760 Speaker 1: Maller starts right now in the air everywhere, and a 8 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:36,240 Speaker 1: very good Sunday to you if you're listening the day 9 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:40,320 Speaker 1: this podcast drops. It is the Fifth Hour with Ben 10 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:45,199 Speaker 1: Maller and Danny g Radio, and it's all about the 11 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:47,720 Speaker 1: mail bag, which we're gonna get to in a moment. 12 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:52,920 Speaker 1: Danny g As, we have had a big weekend here. Friday, 13 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:58,280 Speaker 1: David Vasse, the man that went viral, went down a 14 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:01,400 Speaker 1: slide in Milwaukee and gave us the inside skinny. I'd 15 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:05,039 Speaker 1: never heard the details that he had actually gone down 16 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:08,679 Speaker 1: the slide twice. He actually succeeded the first time, didn't 17 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:14,000 Speaker 1: get hurt, and it was the second time, all for television. 18 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:17,080 Speaker 1: He ends up breaking six ribs in his wrist. And 19 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:20,119 Speaker 1: but he's a he's a legend now, he's a viral star. 20 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:23,040 Speaker 1: Not many people can say they've had a viral moment 21 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:26,440 Speaker 1: where the New York Post TMZ, all the tabloids they 22 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:29,200 Speaker 1: were writing about him. He's a big deal now. They 23 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:31,679 Speaker 1: made the T shirt go get it out of the Ocean, 24 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:34,640 Speaker 1: and they made the vasse a T shirt with him 25 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:39,600 Speaker 1: holding up his cast. Uh, that's that's rare ground. And 26 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:41,840 Speaker 1: I then I gotta say this really quick. That was 27 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:45,200 Speaker 1: some of the best investigative reporting you've done on the podcast. 28 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:47,880 Speaker 1: That's my audition tape to go to sixty minutes or 29 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:50,080 Speaker 1: whatever whatever the new investigative show is. I don't know that. 30 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:51,880 Speaker 1: When I was a kid, it was sixty minutes. But 31 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:54,080 Speaker 1: but yeah, no, I was really into it. We did 32 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 1: frame by frame coverage what happened. Everybody on sixty minutes died. Yeah, 33 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,440 Speaker 1: they're all that. But the waiver he had to sign 34 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:05,040 Speaker 1: the waiver. Uh. He talked about Mookie Bets giving him 35 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,360 Speaker 1: a hug. That was kind of cool, the Dodger guys 36 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:10,560 Speaker 1: checking on him, and that was met the human side 37 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:14,240 Speaker 1: of some of these multimillionaire ball players and it was great. 38 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:16,560 Speaker 1: So if you didn't hear that, go back and download 39 00:02:16,639 --> 00:02:20,680 Speaker 1: that on the Friday podcast. Let me tell you Dannagy. 40 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:25,040 Speaker 1: The The deal on this is that Vasse has set 41 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:27,760 Speaker 1: like download records. I mentioned this on the podcast. I'm 42 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:30,960 Speaker 1: not exaggerated like Dodger Talk. The show that he does, 43 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:37,000 Speaker 1: it gets insane downloads every month. So maybe we'll benefit 44 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:39,240 Speaker 1: from that, like in an indirect way having Vessey on, 45 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:43,359 Speaker 1: we'll get some of those download numbers from that. Lots 46 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:46,800 Speaker 1: of dog groupies, yeah, for sure, for sure. So before 47 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,240 Speaker 1: we get to the mailback though, I wanted to go 48 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:51,400 Speaker 1: back to the Saturday podcast. Jay Scoop posted a nice 49 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:55,360 Speaker 1: message on the backscratchers segment, and you can do that 50 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:58,040 Speaker 1: as well on the Apple podcast page. Just write a 51 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:02,600 Speaker 1: review and helps us out. So he announced this week 52 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:06,800 Speaker 1: he has been a relationship for a long time. In fact, 53 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:09,600 Speaker 1: I met his his girlfriend when I was in Seattle. 54 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:12,320 Speaker 1: We had a meal together. Very nice woman. But they've 55 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:15,760 Speaker 1: gone their separate ways. There were some issues. They disagreed 56 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:19,640 Speaker 1: on some very important things, and so they decided to 57 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:23,320 Speaker 1: depart ways. And so Jay Scoop is back on the market, 58 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,320 Speaker 1: and he hasn't been on the market for a long time. 59 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:29,560 Speaker 1: And he said, I need some advice. He can I 60 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:32,400 Speaker 1: have Danny g give me some. Now he's going to 61 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:34,040 Speaker 1: be at this event, or he was at the event 62 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:36,080 Speaker 1: I should say, on Friday, so he probably already came 63 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:38,760 Speaker 1: up to you. So this is like after the fact advice, 64 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:41,000 Speaker 1: But this is for the other people out there, any 65 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:45,480 Speaker 1: last second tinderon e tips that Danny G can give 66 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,160 Speaker 1: to a guy like Jay Scoop who was in a 67 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:50,680 Speaker 1: relationship for a long time and now he's back out 68 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:56,240 Speaker 1: trying to catch a nice young lady. Yeah, I would say, 69 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:58,800 Speaker 1: you don't want to get too serious too fast with 70 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:02,640 Speaker 1: anyone been. Don't jump into some rebound because your mind 71 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:07,800 Speaker 1: is not even clear yet, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 72 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:10,920 Speaker 1: it's the rebound, you know, the old the bouncy bouncy 73 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:15,600 Speaker 1: bouncy bounds have a huge basket by just enjoy yourself, 74 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:19,520 Speaker 1: have fun, do things, go out and meet new friends. 75 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:23,360 Speaker 1: Things will fall into place. Everything is better after you've 76 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:26,000 Speaker 1: had some time and look yourself in the mirror and 77 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,080 Speaker 1: do your ship even better. And then you're really ready 78 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:31,479 Speaker 1: after that to meet somebody that's going to be the 79 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:34,520 Speaker 1: right person long term. Yeah, Jay Scoop is in good 80 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:37,640 Speaker 1: shape here. He's a He's a talented guy, very easy musician. 81 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:40,680 Speaker 1: You know, Danny Women I'm in a time of stereotype. 82 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:43,560 Speaker 1: I believe I will speak for women. They enjoy a musician. 83 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:46,080 Speaker 1: They like the man that can perform music for them. 84 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:48,680 Speaker 1: That's a that's a nice thing. You're not wrong. If 85 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:51,360 Speaker 1: you whip out a guitar, you have that girl's attention. 86 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,320 Speaker 1: Better be able to play it, might be able to 87 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,280 Speaker 1: something else out, you know what I'm saying. All right, anyway, 88 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:59,800 Speaker 1: all right, thank you. Lame jokes are on Friday. We 89 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,440 Speaker 1: you've got the mail bag, and that means our guy, Ohio. 90 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:20,839 Speaker 1: All it's all right, good job, Ohio. All So, let's 91 00:05:20,839 --> 00:05:23,039 Speaker 1: get right to it. These are actual questions by actual 92 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:27,400 Speaker 1: listeners to the show, and uh let's start out with 93 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:29,200 Speaker 1: this one. By the way, before we get into it, 94 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:31,159 Speaker 1: you can email your question right now. You don't have 95 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,200 Speaker 1: to wait for me to post something on Facebook, which 96 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:36,120 Speaker 1: I do every Monday or Tuesday. Ben mallor show is 97 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,520 Speaker 1: our Facebook page. You can send it right now. You 98 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:41,560 Speaker 1: can send it today, tomorrow, the next day. You can 99 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:43,120 Speaker 1: send it in the middle of the night, early in 100 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:45,960 Speaker 1: the morning Middays, doesn't matter if I'm sleeping or if 101 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:49,760 Speaker 1: I'm awake. Real fifth hour at gmail dot com. Spell 102 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:53,920 Speaker 1: it out Real Fifth Hour at gmail dot com, and 103 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:58,120 Speaker 1: we may read your question on the podcast Nick in 104 00:05:58,279 --> 00:06:02,120 Speaker 1: Wisconsin nights In. As we go right to the mail bag, 105 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:07,080 Speaker 1: I got mail, Yeah, I got mail. Yeah, he says, 106 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:09,599 Speaker 1: Benn and Danny, gy, if you could go back and 107 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:13,200 Speaker 1: play a sport that you didn't get to play growing up, 108 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:15,839 Speaker 1: what would it be and why? I wish that we 109 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:21,039 Speaker 1: would have had lacrosse up here. Thanks. That's from from 110 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:23,880 Speaker 1: Nick Well. I I did get to play a little 111 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:27,760 Speaker 1: bit of the sports I loved. There's nothing I didn't 112 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:30,719 Speaker 1: get to play that I wish I had played. I 113 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:33,440 Speaker 1: wish well, I used that I love baseball. I didn't 114 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:36,680 Speaker 1: play in high school and because I wasn't that great 115 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:38,360 Speaker 1: at it, but I would have loved to have done 116 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:40,720 Speaker 1: it in high school. Would have been fun. But I 117 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:43,440 Speaker 1: played football. I played a little basketball for one year 118 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:47,720 Speaker 1: in high school, So I dabbled in that. Um trying 119 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:50,400 Speaker 1: to think like maybe something in the water, if I 120 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,240 Speaker 1: knew how to surf or something like that, that would 121 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:54,839 Speaker 1: be kind of cool. What about you, Danny, anything that 122 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:57,279 Speaker 1: you wish you could do that you didn't do. Yeah, 123 00:06:57,320 --> 00:07:00,600 Speaker 1: this one's easy, except this sport wasn't around when we 124 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:04,880 Speaker 1: were in school pickle ball, pickle ball, pickle ball. But 125 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:12,600 Speaker 1: Google just google it. You kids just google it. Uh. 126 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:15,280 Speaker 1: Though the kids know what it is, some adults don't know, 127 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:18,560 Speaker 1: but some do. Ben because there's actually an adult pickle 128 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:22,119 Speaker 1: ball league in this area. You play with a tennis net. 129 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:29,440 Speaker 1: It's a cross between bad mitton and tennis. Okay, I'm 130 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:32,960 Speaker 1: looking at a special whiffle ball is used and it's 131 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:36,400 Speaker 1: almost like paddles for the rackets. Oh man, that looks 132 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,160 Speaker 1: too much like tennis. Though that might be a pain 133 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:40,720 Speaker 1: in the ass. I don't know. Fun, it's a lot 134 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:43,560 Speaker 1: of fun. And when you play with the kids, they 135 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:46,360 Speaker 1: think they're gonna smoke you right away, just because you're older. 136 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:49,880 Speaker 1: I not only held my own I was spiking that 137 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,920 Speaker 1: ball down on the kids because we grew up, you know, 138 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:56,040 Speaker 1: trying to learn how to play tennis. So we got 139 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:58,280 Speaker 1: some of those skills in the back hand and all 140 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:00,840 Speaker 1: that does take a lot of in dotty you though, 141 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:04,920 Speaker 1: according to the Internet, pickleball was invented in nineteen sixty five, 142 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:08,119 Speaker 1: so it's really not that old. A children's backyard game 143 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:13,280 Speaker 1: in Bainbridge Island, Washington. Yeah, and and did you know, Danny, 144 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:16,480 Speaker 1: you probably did because you're a pickleball guy. In two 145 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:20,600 Speaker 1: this year, pickle ball was adopted as the official state 146 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:24,080 Speaker 1: sport of Washington. Did not know that. I know that 147 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:28,040 Speaker 1: there's leagues and teams popping up across the country. Yeah, 148 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:32,719 Speaker 1: there's an American Pickleball Association. That's crazy. You know who 149 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:36,959 Speaker 1: would love this, Our friend Pierre and and Alf the 150 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:41,240 Speaker 1: adianal Piner would love love pickle ball because they're all 151 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:45,480 Speaker 1: about the pickle They're all in bed. At my middle school, 152 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:48,720 Speaker 1: they do a pickleball tournament. Kids are up there for days. 153 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:51,720 Speaker 1: They signed their teams up and there was a prize 154 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:54,839 Speaker 1: at the end of it. Their pickle ball crazy. They 155 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:59,080 Speaker 1: love the pickle ball. I what about cornhole? I think 156 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:01,720 Speaker 1: cornhole's an under a rated thing. It's not really a sport, 157 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:06,520 Speaker 1: but it's a fun thing. Yeah, that's right. Mike from 158 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,760 Speaker 1: East of the four oh five rights, and he says, 159 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:12,199 Speaker 1: after you had another shameless cheating scandal on the weekday show, 160 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:14,960 Speaker 1: this might be Mike from Fullerton Possible. He says, after 161 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,319 Speaker 1: another cheating scan on the weekday Show that Danny g 162 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:21,560 Speaker 1: witnessed firsthand. I have a question about cheaters. Have either 163 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:25,040 Speaker 1: of you caught someone cheating outside the show before, like 164 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:29,120 Speaker 1: in a board game, poker, or a sport. I'll go first, yes, Mike. 165 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:33,559 Speaker 1: In fact, I was there in attendance in the seventeen 166 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:40,000 Speaker 1: World Series when the Houston Strows were cheating against the 167 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:44,560 Speaker 1: Dodgers in the World Series. That is scumbags. Uh. And 168 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:46,520 Speaker 1: they were doing it on the road, they were doing 169 00:09:46,559 --> 00:09:49,280 Speaker 1: it at home. Baseball covered up, they downplayed the damage. 170 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:53,679 Speaker 1: They ran interference for him. But they were cheating everywhere. Uh, 171 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:56,920 Speaker 1: the Strows, that's the big one. But as far as 172 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:59,960 Speaker 1: like board game stuff, yeah, back back in the day, 173 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:02,680 Speaker 1: you'd see like Monopoly trying to people trying to sneak 174 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:07,160 Speaker 1: a little extra house here and there. Uh, what about you, Danny. 175 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:10,240 Speaker 1: As a kid, we lived in the Bay Area after 176 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:16,840 Speaker 1: we left l A the season Jose Conseco went for yeah, yeah, 177 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:21,320 Speaker 1: tickets to the A's games that season. So I witnessed cheating, right, 178 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:24,560 Speaker 1: that's true. That's true. Did you want witness anyone in 179 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:28,200 Speaker 1: the upper deck of the Colosseum getting a tongue bath? 180 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:30,480 Speaker 1: Did you witness any of that? I was at the 181 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:32,880 Speaker 1: age where I would have been confused and I would 182 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:36,000 Speaker 1: have been asking questions, what what's that? What are they 183 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:40,800 Speaker 1: doing up there? That is there milking the cow? Is 184 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,880 Speaker 1: that what's going on there? That does not look like 185 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:45,120 Speaker 1: a cow? I don't Yeah. And if you don't know 186 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:48,440 Speaker 1: what Ben's talking about, go to the internet and you'll 187 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:54,160 Speaker 1: see the uh the viral, the virus video. What happened 188 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:57,320 Speaker 1: up top at an Oakland A's game. Let's just say 189 00:10:57,320 --> 00:11:00,840 Speaker 1: it gives new meaning to the A suck this. Yes, 190 00:11:01,679 --> 00:11:04,959 Speaker 1: there was a lot of sucking and the the A 191 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:09,520 Speaker 1: is really blow They really do there. She blows. That's 192 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:11,960 Speaker 1: a term when you see a whale. That's a fishing term. 193 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:16,280 Speaker 1: Right there, she blows that. You say, they're moving on 194 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:21,120 Speaker 1: on the mail bag. Let's see yo yo ma Benny Uh. 195 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:25,560 Speaker 1: The email begins from our friend in uh in Tennessee says, 196 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:29,200 Speaker 1: has Real Talk ever tried to call after his suspension 197 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:31,679 Speaker 1: from the show? If he did call when you put 198 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:34,760 Speaker 1: him on the air, so a Real Talk to my knowledge, 199 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,920 Speaker 1: has not tried to call the show. Uh. He called 200 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,600 Speaker 1: me at a time I had just come back, my 201 00:11:40,679 --> 00:11:45,120 Speaker 1: father had passed away. He made made a few insensitive 202 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:48,480 Speaker 1: comments and we we gave him what originally was a 203 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:52,079 Speaker 1: six month band from the show and just has turned 204 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:56,960 Speaker 1: into over two years off the year. But yeah, if 205 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:01,120 Speaker 1: he called up and was somewhat apologetic, I would I 206 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,720 Speaker 1: would put him on here. I I don't have an issue. 207 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:07,000 Speaker 1: He would always do the same, stick with real talks, 208 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:09,040 Speaker 1: standard call for those who don't know real talk. He 209 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:11,400 Speaker 1: was one of my regular callers from New York. This 210 00:12:11,559 --> 00:12:14,679 Speaker 1: may be my last call I'll ever make. And he 211 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,400 Speaker 1: got married. I think what happened is he just got 212 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,840 Speaker 1: married and he just stopped because a lot of guys 213 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,800 Speaker 1: when they get married, they can't keep listening to the 214 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:25,680 Speaker 1: show and participating. I don't think he was working overnights anymore. 215 00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:28,520 Speaker 1: I think that's what all right. But but anyway, he 216 00:12:28,559 --> 00:12:30,880 Speaker 1: would call up, he'd do a kind of a normal call. 217 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,960 Speaker 1: He'd ask questions, and he'd like, hey, Eddie, what do 218 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:38,080 Speaker 1: you think about barbecued ribs? And then he'd be okay, well, good, good, 219 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:41,240 Speaker 1: good good, And he'd asked Cooper question in Roberto, and 220 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:43,640 Speaker 1: then at some point he would ask the most obscene, 221 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:47,320 Speaker 1: offensive question he could possibly ask, and then we'd have 222 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:49,320 Speaker 1: to hang him up, hang up on him. And you 223 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:52,120 Speaker 1: were with me, of course, Dan that so I was 224 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:54,800 Speaker 1: there when he was a reigning caller of the year. Yeah, 225 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:59,480 Speaker 1: highly decorated. In fact, the Golden Ticket began with he 226 00:12:59,559 --> 00:13:02,160 Speaker 1: was like, the US gotta get it, and we gave 227 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,880 Speaker 1: him one and he called right back the next segment, 228 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:09,839 Speaker 1: get back on the air. That was awesome, may he 229 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,680 Speaker 1: he and I kind of put that idea together. Yeah, 230 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:17,240 Speaker 1: And we rewarded him with the very first one, back up, 231 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:20,360 Speaker 1: back up, get jack up, catch up? All right? Alan 232 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:22,640 Speaker 1: and Akarin Ohio rights and he says, Danny g why 233 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:25,200 Speaker 1: do you use different sign offs like later skater and 234 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:29,000 Speaker 1: hosta pasta? Most broadcasters used the same one every time. 235 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:31,320 Speaker 1: We like to mix it up. Man, You don't just 236 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:34,760 Speaker 1: do one podcast. You blow the competition out of the 237 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:39,760 Speaker 1: water by doing three podcasts. Yes, exactly, exactly. So I 238 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:42,440 Speaker 1: gotta keep people on their toes, and we're we have 239 00:13:42,559 --> 00:13:45,640 Speaker 1: routines and we kind of do same segments and some 240 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:49,440 Speaker 1: of our famous sayings, but you can't just predict which 241 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:52,400 Speaker 1: one is coming because we have a few of them. 242 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,760 Speaker 1: I love the fact that this has been in Alan's 243 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:57,040 Speaker 1: head long enough where he's like, I gotta get an answer. 244 00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:00,600 Speaker 1: I got us in the message in because I it's 245 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:05,320 Speaker 1: killing me. Why I hear hasta pasta or asta pasta 246 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:09,280 Speaker 1: or whatever, and later skip. And also after I do that, 247 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:15,200 Speaker 1: I rotate either by Felicia or of course the famous one. 248 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:18,720 Speaker 1: Roberto still uses gotta murder, gotta go oh, yes, our 249 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:21,880 Speaker 1: buddy in Florida. Yeah, And sometimes to really keep you 250 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:24,560 Speaker 1: on your toes, I throw helmet man in there where 251 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:27,280 Speaker 1: he says one more thing, man, what do you think 252 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:31,960 Speaker 1: about the orioles? Well, there are so many of those. 253 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,680 Speaker 1: I had a guy, the Duke guy, that wanted to 254 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:37,320 Speaker 1: propose to his lady on the show, and he did. 255 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:42,080 Speaker 1: And then he had done the proposal and he says, 256 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:44,400 Speaker 1: can I still talk about duke or something like that. 257 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:48,680 Speaker 1: It was so so ridiculous, so so stupid here. But 258 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:51,160 Speaker 1: you know, we're just trying to get along, you know. 259 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,040 Speaker 1: Don't be rude. We don't want to be rude. We 260 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:54,800 Speaker 1: don't want to be rude at all. Now, this is 261 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:56,960 Speaker 1: a question from the past, so we're gonna go on 262 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,240 Speaker 1: the way back machine. This next one's from Johnny, and 263 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:03,040 Speaker 1: he wanted to know, are you all gonna live stream 264 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:06,760 Speaker 1: the meet up? We've already had the meet up. I 265 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:09,480 Speaker 1: had no plans to live stream the meet up, Danny, 266 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:13,120 Speaker 1: So this is us in the future. Right now and so, 267 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:17,040 Speaker 1: but we don't exactly know what happened in the past. Yeah, 268 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:19,640 Speaker 1: we don't know. Eddie has been known to randomly turn 269 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:25,240 Speaker 1: on a camera and take some really awkward photos. Terry 270 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:28,920 Speaker 1: from England Rights and he says, did you have any 271 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:34,120 Speaker 1: inspirational teachers at school? Of course, Terry list, I would 272 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:37,640 Speaker 1: not be where I am without teachers pushing me along 273 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:42,520 Speaker 1: in certain directions. I had Mr Zeke uh Carl, I 274 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:45,080 Speaker 1: actually I called him Mr Carl, but he was a 275 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:48,920 Speaker 1: great guy. And uh I had a problem of actually 276 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:51,760 Speaker 1: getting up early to go to school, so I I 277 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,640 Speaker 1: hated getting up in the morning. I was not a 278 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:56,200 Speaker 1: morning I'm still not a morning person, but uh he 279 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:58,320 Speaker 1: was a really good influence on me. I had a 280 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:02,280 Speaker 1: speech teacher in high school also kind of like really 281 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:06,960 Speaker 1: not more debate than speech and Mr Laura I believe 282 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:08,960 Speaker 1: was his name, and he if I remember correctly, but 283 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,560 Speaker 1: but he was really cool, like he just like was 284 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:13,080 Speaker 1: neat and it was one of those classes where you 285 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,840 Speaker 1: don't feel like you're in school, and it's really hard 286 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:18,560 Speaker 1: when you're a kid. Because I was a bad not 287 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,360 Speaker 1: a bad stuit. I just didn't like getting up early 288 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,920 Speaker 1: for school and like when you were in a class 289 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,720 Speaker 1: where it didn't feel like you were in school, like 290 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:26,720 Speaker 1: those were the greatest class, Like you were doing stuff, 291 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,440 Speaker 1: but it didn't feel like it. And it's very hard. 292 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,600 Speaker 1: There's an art to it. I know, Danny, you're a 293 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:33,240 Speaker 1: teacher and you do that stuff. So if you can 294 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,320 Speaker 1: get to that level where the kids don't really feel 295 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:38,560 Speaker 1: like they're in school, you will be their favorite teacher 296 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:41,360 Speaker 1: and you will you will be someone they talk about 297 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:44,680 Speaker 1: when they're middle aged people. You will, Yeah, for sure. 298 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,520 Speaker 1: It's kind of like I I have a group of 299 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:49,760 Speaker 1: kids in one of the morning classes where when they 300 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:53,920 Speaker 1: finish their bookwork or now their chromebook work, I let 301 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:58,240 Speaker 1: them play the we oh yeah, they're playing Super Mario 302 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:01,840 Speaker 1: Brothers and it the you know, it's the Week Controllers. 303 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,840 Speaker 1: So it's really fun to play Mario Brothers. Like that. 304 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,680 Speaker 1: They think I'm the coolest person alive. Of course, that'll 305 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:11,280 Speaker 1: change once they get, you know, in trouble for something. 306 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:14,320 Speaker 1: But no, you're right. I mean we think back to 307 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:18,240 Speaker 1: teachers that made it kind of this awesome little world 308 00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:21,720 Speaker 1: that we stepped inside, got out of the bullshit away 309 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:24,560 Speaker 1: from home, and we were able to step into something 310 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:27,680 Speaker 1: that was more entertaining. I had a teacher like that, 311 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:31,960 Speaker 1: Mrs Johnson. Her class was amazing. She was an amazing 312 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,119 Speaker 1: teacher to this day. I think about the books she 313 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:37,560 Speaker 1: read to us, some of the things she did with 314 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:40,919 Speaker 1: the class. And she even did little cool field trips 315 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:43,480 Speaker 1: to where we got to have a party that she 316 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:47,640 Speaker 1: threw in her backyard and she made the ice cream herself, 317 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:50,400 Speaker 1: and I thought that was the coolest shit ever. Nextually, 318 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,719 Speaker 1: I know, I just saw this white thing flying at 319 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:55,439 Speaker 1: my face. Are you sure she did or she just 320 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:58,240 Speaker 1: telling you that? No, No, she had that actual machine 321 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:01,760 Speaker 1: that made the ice cream. And I thought, oh, I'm 322 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,879 Speaker 1: coming from the inner city. At that point, I'm like, 323 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:06,679 Speaker 1: they make their own ice cream over here. This I 324 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:10,800 Speaker 1: want to live here. That's awesome. Teachers have quotas Danny 325 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,320 Speaker 1: like police officers have. Police officers have to write a 326 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,959 Speaker 1: certain number of tickets, even though they say they don't like. 327 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,200 Speaker 1: If you're a teacher, are you allowed to pass every 328 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,199 Speaker 1: one of your students? Can you do you have to 329 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,679 Speaker 1: give some bad grades? Do they get upset if you 330 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:27,399 Speaker 1: give everyone good grades? How does that work? That's a 331 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,480 Speaker 1: good question. I think that sort of pressure goes to 332 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:34,360 Speaker 1: the pe teachers because the parents all expect their kid 333 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:38,119 Speaker 1: to pass PE. How are you gonna fail PE? How 334 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:42,120 Speaker 1: are you gonna get fired on your day off? It's true, though, 335 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:45,120 Speaker 1: if you don't do well in PE, I mean, it's 336 00:18:45,119 --> 00:18:48,600 Speaker 1: like the easiest thing that you pass, go collect two 337 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:52,840 Speaker 1: hundred dollars, the parents will come complain. I've seen the 338 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:57,080 Speaker 1: PE coaches in meetings in the main office because the 339 00:18:57,119 --> 00:18:59,760 Speaker 1: principal or the vice principle is trying to get that 340 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:03,359 Speaker 1: mail bumped up, and I feel bad for the pet 341 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:06,120 Speaker 1: E cher. I'm like, man, they're not allowed to fail anybody. 342 00:19:06,119 --> 00:19:10,960 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's brutal alright, next up on the mail bags. 343 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:16,000 Speaker 1: See here, any meany money? Yes we do. Jennifer, our 344 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:19,560 Speaker 1: friend in Richmond, Virginia unable. She was unable to attend 345 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:22,200 Speaker 1: the Mallard meet and Greek, but she will come hang 346 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,040 Speaker 1: out with us. At some point. She says, Hello, Benn 347 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:28,600 Speaker 1: and Danny gy. Imagine you are on a frisbee golf 348 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:33,040 Speaker 1: course with creeks, meadows, trees, and small leggs. If you 349 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:36,320 Speaker 1: were gonna have an unusually bad throw, would you rather 350 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:40,760 Speaker 1: have your frisbee land and sink into the murky mossy 351 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:45,399 Speaker 1: knee deep mosquito infested creek, or right next to it 352 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:51,840 Speaker 1: a huge, scary looking, long talent, sharp beaked alpha goose. 353 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:56,200 Speaker 1: Who you must get that frisbee back since it's your 354 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:59,920 Speaker 1: best one. Which do you prefer, man, I've had some 355 00:20:00,119 --> 00:20:03,679 Speaker 1: bad runnings with those geese. Man, those things are bastards. 356 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:10,080 Speaker 1: I would go mosquito because I have been beaten by 357 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:13,480 Speaker 1: so many mosquitoes. I feel like it wouldn't really impact 358 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:16,920 Speaker 1: me at all. What say you, Danny G I say, 359 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:20,080 Speaker 1: what kind of damn creative question? Was that? I wanted 360 00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:22,159 Speaker 1: her to share some of the stuff she's spoken was 361 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,840 Speaker 1: Jennifer was on a She was actually out. She was 362 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:27,840 Speaker 1: having a meeting with Joe Rogan and her friend Aaron Rodgers, 363 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:32,000 Speaker 1: and they were having some ayahuasca. Came up with that. 364 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:35,080 Speaker 1: Very unusual that she would send that out, but she was. 365 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:38,360 Speaker 1: She was on the psychedelics. Good for you, Jennifer lived 366 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:41,280 Speaker 1: your best life, young lady. Good job by you. I 367 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:46,720 Speaker 1: think mushrooms taste gross smoke weed al right. Next one 368 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:49,960 Speaker 1: from Angelina, she writes, and she says, has been a 369 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,720 Speaker 1: while since I've written, but I still listen to the 370 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:55,359 Speaker 1: podcast and show consistently. I haven't had something to write 371 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,880 Speaker 1: up until now. I thought of the issue. I am 372 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:02,520 Speaker 1: a word person says and kind of pay attention to 373 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:05,960 Speaker 1: how people say, which is one of the reasons I 374 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:09,000 Speaker 1: really like your show and the podcast. You were all great. Anyway, 375 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,800 Speaker 1: I wanted to get your take on a few things 376 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:14,480 Speaker 1: in a couple of the ads. Have you noticed in 377 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:18,960 Speaker 1: the link Soul Clothing at it says that their garments 378 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:23,240 Speaker 1: are breathable and it would take days to put holes 379 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:28,520 Speaker 1: in your clothes if you did it yourself. M She writes, 380 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,679 Speaker 1: Uh no, I think it could only take seconds to 381 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:34,600 Speaker 1: put holes in my clothes if I wanted to. It's 382 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:40,200 Speaker 1: such an odd line. Maybe I am missing something. This 383 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:45,880 Speaker 1: is especially funny because on Tuesday, Chloe, the eleven year old, 384 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,760 Speaker 1: came out of the bathroom with pants that she had 385 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:53,080 Speaker 1: just destroyed with scissors on man, Yeah, because she could 386 00:21:53,119 --> 00:21:58,320 Speaker 1: not cut enough holes into these jeans. Yeah, well, how 387 00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:00,800 Speaker 1: did you handle? How did how did the Her mom 388 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,240 Speaker 1: just rolled her eyes and she's like, look at Chloe's 389 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:09,480 Speaker 1: new jeans. The most amazing part of that, as as 390 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:13,000 Speaker 1: is obviously referencing they sell those things for an ungodly 391 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:18,000 Speaker 1: amount of money, right, Yeah, they charge you extra, which 392 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:21,520 Speaker 1: is like we did the scissor work, you lazy ex 393 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,919 Speaker 1: gens or whatever the gen x is or whatever the 394 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:27,680 Speaker 1: hell you're called. Yeah, so let me answer the question 395 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,400 Speaker 1: this way, Angela, and I'll go back to my studying 396 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:34,440 Speaker 1: of infomercials. I have read several books on infomercials. We 397 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,959 Speaker 1: tried to get Mr Poppel on rom Popel but he 398 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,520 Speaker 1: died before he could come on. Well he actually turned 399 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:42,000 Speaker 1: this down a couple of times before he could come on. 400 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:45,480 Speaker 1: But that guys, the o Gas passed away. Well he 401 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:47,920 Speaker 1: was also a thousand years old. But but the key 402 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:52,880 Speaker 1: to and informers, right, the key is this is going 403 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:56,760 Speaker 1: to make your life easier, right that even if it's 404 00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:59,960 Speaker 1: not right, it's like the late Billy mays Hi bill 405 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:04,119 Speaker 1: Amaze here and uh, the fastest easiest way to solve 406 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:10,000 Speaker 1: your problem, guaranteed order. Right now, operators are standing by 407 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,000 Speaker 1: that kind of thing. You know what the newest thing 408 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:16,159 Speaker 1: is for those that you just impersonated on the screen, 409 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:21,600 Speaker 1: It flashes not available on Amazon, not available on Amazon. Yeah. Yeah, 410 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,960 Speaker 1: like listen, I will loser I when I go to 411 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:27,479 Speaker 1: like Walmart or Target. I I gravitate my wife if 412 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,680 Speaker 1: I walk away from her. It's to see the as 413 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:33,120 Speaker 1: scene on TV section at Walmart or Target. But I've 414 00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:36,280 Speaker 1: studied so again the point of this, it's just basic marketing, Angeline. 415 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:38,080 Speaker 1: But you probably already do this year a smart woman. 416 00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:41,520 Speaker 1: But it's just to sell a product. Most people think 417 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:44,640 Speaker 1: you have to tell the consumer there's a problem and 418 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:47,000 Speaker 1: this is going to make your life easier. And if 419 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:50,320 Speaker 1: you notice that, pretty much every commercial that we do 420 00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:55,119 Speaker 1: is the same problem solution. Uh, we're gonna save you 421 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:59,520 Speaker 1: more money than everyone else, right, or this product will 422 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:03,040 Speaker 1: make your life much easier because of X, Y and Z, 423 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:08,200 Speaker 1: And so you know that's how it works, and it's 424 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:12,439 Speaker 1: just basic advertising. She also says, riddle me this. In 425 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:15,600 Speaker 1: the five hour Energy at it says that you have 426 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:18,760 Speaker 1: to take a picture of the receipt to upload it 427 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:21,760 Speaker 1: to win. But don't you have to purchase? He says. 428 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,520 Speaker 1: They say you don't have to purchase anything, But how 429 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:32,000 Speaker 1: does that make sense? Exactly exactly, exactly exactly, And she 430 00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:35,200 Speaker 1: also points out we had a call. She says, ps, 431 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:37,920 Speaker 1: I got the card that is advertised on your show. 432 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:41,159 Speaker 1: I certainly knew the answer to that question you asked 433 00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:44,160 Speaker 1: a caller recently, but I guess not everyone does. Yeah, 434 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:48,560 Speaker 1: that amazes me. I do on a given night around 435 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:53,800 Speaker 1: twenty discover card commercials in four hours live reads. Yeah, 436 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:57,000 Speaker 1: and we had a caller. I forget who it was, 437 00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:00,080 Speaker 1: but I said, this I all know is Marcel. I 438 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,879 Speaker 1: think it was Marcel, And I said, brought to you 439 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:08,119 Speaker 1: by and no, I no, no clue, you know, speaking 440 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,440 Speaker 1: a different language. Well that's why they need one every 441 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:15,160 Speaker 1: hour or two or five? Yeah, yeah, I think it's 442 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:18,200 Speaker 1: five an hour. I think something like that. Pierre is 443 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:21,040 Speaker 1: next up, not working from home like Ferg doog Boy. 444 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:24,560 Speaker 1: There's a rivalry, Danny, there's a rivalry. And will we 445 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:27,399 Speaker 1: lose Pierre or furg Dog because we did lose the 446 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,959 Speaker 1: power couple, well not the power couple of the the 447 00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:35,360 Speaker 1: couple in uh in Palmetto Bay. Uh. They've not been 448 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:39,440 Speaker 1: party to the show in some time here. And I 449 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,680 Speaker 1: hope everything's okay there, but I don't know. I don't 450 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:47,399 Speaker 1: know what happened. It's kind of vanished. Pierre. This is 451 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:51,040 Speaker 1: not working from home like fur Dog. I'd like to 452 00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:54,160 Speaker 1: preface my question by admitting that I stole it from 453 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:59,639 Speaker 1: another podcast. There you uh and Ben, before you go 454 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:05,000 Speaker 1: all Benny the baker cookie snob on me original chips 455 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:10,800 Speaker 1: ahoy or original oreo. Alright, so, first of all, Pierre, 456 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:18,680 Speaker 1: this is not that hard. I became morbidly obese powered 457 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,240 Speaker 1: by chips ahoy. Now I am not against the oriole. 458 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,040 Speaker 1: I am not anti Oreo. I enjoy a good pack 459 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:27,080 Speaker 1: of Oreos. I could take a sleeve of oreos and 460 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:30,840 Speaker 1: eat that thing within ten minutes. But the chips ahoy, 461 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:35,920 Speaker 1: and that and milk, Oh my god, you're living your 462 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,760 Speaker 1: best life right there. So I was all about the 463 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:42,199 Speaker 1: chips ahoy. Uh. The orioles I was okay with, but 464 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:44,639 Speaker 1: I usually had I was the original double stack guy. 465 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,760 Speaker 1: Now he sell those double a triple stack, but she 466 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:50,680 Speaker 1: ended up breaking him apart. The stack with the extra frosting, 467 00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:54,400 Speaker 1: the filling in that, I says. I can already hear 468 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:57,240 Speaker 1: you going off on the rails about your homemade snickerdoodles 469 00:26:57,280 --> 00:27:01,879 Speaker 1: or the Gara Deli chocolate chip ice sandwich. Yeah, now 470 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,520 Speaker 1: that's the ice cream Sunday, the gett Danny g Danny 471 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:08,080 Speaker 1: Gearadeli's ice cream Sunday. The cookie Sunday at Gara Delis 472 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,320 Speaker 1: is the single greatest dessert I've ever had in my life. 473 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,760 Speaker 1: And I've eaten desserts all over the United States, and 474 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:16,280 Speaker 1: I've never had a better dessert in the Cookie Sunday 475 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:19,160 Speaker 1: at Gara Delis I had. I was in Chicago back 476 00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:22,320 Speaker 1: in in May. I told the story on the podcast Danny. 477 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,240 Speaker 1: They had a Gara Delis right next to the Chicago 478 00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:28,800 Speaker 1: River and I stopped there and I had my Cookie 479 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,800 Speaker 1: Sunday and I was the happiest I could be. And 480 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:33,439 Speaker 1: you remember I told you my aunt she put that 481 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:38,640 Speaker 1: on the on the menu. Yeah, she left her mark. 482 00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:42,080 Speaker 1: And I gotta say, Ben, famous Amos, those little bags 483 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:46,080 Speaker 1: we get out of do not see that as an 484 00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:48,320 Speaker 1: option though you're going off the board. I'm going off 485 00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:51,080 Speaker 1: the board those many famous amos that come in the 486 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:55,240 Speaker 1: snack sized bags out of our vending machine at the studios. 487 00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:58,440 Speaker 1: Just that little bag can power me through one hour 488 00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:01,080 Speaker 1: of the Jason Smith Show when I fill in. Do 489 00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:03,800 Speaker 1: you remember when they came out with the soft version 490 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,280 Speaker 1: of the I think it was the chips and hard. 491 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:08,120 Speaker 1: It was like a soft but it was a chocolate chip. 492 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:12,440 Speaker 1: I don't like those, they're too rich. Yeah, I might 493 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,719 Speaker 1: have enjoyed a few packs of those when I first started. 494 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:20,040 Speaker 1: Next up Balls fan Jimmy from Big Orange Country. Yes, 495 00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:24,440 Speaker 1: he writes, and he says, for both of you, which 496 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:28,720 Speaker 1: situation had you rather be in? At the free throw line? 497 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:30,760 Speaker 1: Have we been asked this question? I feel like we 498 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,400 Speaker 1: might have been asked this question? He says, which one 499 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,800 Speaker 1: would you had you rather be in? Would you rather 500 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:40,160 Speaker 1: be in free throw line down by two with three 501 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:44,200 Speaker 1: foul shots awarded, no time on the clock, or the 502 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:47,360 Speaker 1: field goal kicker at the forty eight yard line with 503 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:53,720 Speaker 1: one second ago, down by two and a picture or 504 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:57,920 Speaker 1: a batter with a two and a three count down? 505 00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:00,760 Speaker 1: Let me read that again in English? Were they two 506 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:05,080 Speaker 1: and three count down by one? All for the championship? Damn? 507 00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:08,200 Speaker 1: So the easiest one of those would be the basketball. 508 00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:11,480 Speaker 1: And because foul shooting, I've been told this from people 509 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:16,240 Speaker 1: that play in the played professionally, that it's really muscle memory, 510 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:21,320 Speaker 1: that foul shooting is just repetition and and all that. 511 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,440 Speaker 1: But a field goal, there's a lot of elements. Is 512 00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:27,480 Speaker 1: it outdoors? Is their wind that kind of thing? I 513 00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:30,760 Speaker 1: kick a mean football, though, Ben, Oh, do you do you? 514 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:35,600 Speaker 1: Especially if it's a hard nerf like those new nerves 515 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,720 Speaker 1: they have not the old foam nerve the new nerve 516 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:42,440 Speaker 1: that's harder. Yeah, I could boot one of those things. 517 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,160 Speaker 1: Last year. I would take the seventh graders up to 518 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,760 Speaker 1: the field and they'd be like, damn, did you used 519 00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:50,880 Speaker 1: to be a punter? It's one of my hidden skills. 520 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:56,120 Speaker 1: Are you automatica? Is? That they're the one that would 521 00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:59,440 Speaker 1: be the most fun because you kickers, I know they 522 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:02,520 Speaker 1: pick up kick is, but they they hit a home 523 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:07,240 Speaker 1: run as a as a batter, right and you know too, 524 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:11,440 Speaker 1: you know three and two to have that that Joe 525 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:15,080 Speaker 1: Carter Edgar rent are a moment. And I was actually 526 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:18,640 Speaker 1: at that Edgar Rentaria game in the you know way back. 527 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:21,760 Speaker 1: God it's been twenty five years, Holy crap. But in 528 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:25,400 Speaker 1: Miami Marlins and then Cleveland Indians. Yeah, I said it, 529 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:30,160 Speaker 1: I said it. I said it, Danny j the Cleveland 530 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:34,240 Speaker 1: Indians because that's who was in the World Series. Um, anyway, 531 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,280 Speaker 1: that was that was wild and crazy and goofy watching 532 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:40,400 Speaker 1: the reaction to Miami and the Marlins celebrating and being 533 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,400 Speaker 1: able to go into the locker room and be part 534 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,800 Speaker 1: of that a little bit from an outsider's perspective, And 535 00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:49,000 Speaker 1: I still remember Darren Dalton, of all people whose people 536 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,520 Speaker 1: only remember as a Philly but he was on that 537 00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,440 Speaker 1: Marlin's team. They picked him up late in the year 538 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:57,160 Speaker 1: as a late season edition, and he was cuddling with 539 00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:00,320 Speaker 1: the World Series trophy. He had one arm like wrapped 540 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,600 Speaker 1: around it, and then the other he had a beer, 541 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,120 Speaker 1: and then he had a cigar in his mouth, and 542 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,520 Speaker 1: he was just living his best life. And I think 543 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,360 Speaker 1: back to that because he didn't live a full life. 544 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,800 Speaker 1: He he passed away at at a young age of 545 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:16,040 Speaker 1: really only a short time relatively speaking, after that World Series. 546 00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,160 Speaker 1: But anyway, I don't know why that popped in my head, 547 00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:20,160 Speaker 1: but it just popped in my head. So I'd pick 548 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:22,080 Speaker 1: hitting the walk off home run or a hit to 549 00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:24,239 Speaker 1: win a baseball game. That's what I would now that 550 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:27,720 Speaker 1: media game. What year was that your famous hit? In 551 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:30,000 Speaker 1: that media game, I would date myself. You know, there 552 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,560 Speaker 1: are two famous hits, Danny g There was the hit 553 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:39,080 Speaker 1: off the wall. Uh that that one was off of 554 00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:40,960 Speaker 1: who was pitching that? I don't even remember who was 555 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:44,160 Speaker 1: pitching that day? Uh? But I hit it off the wall. 556 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,400 Speaker 1: I then got there were three hits. I got a 557 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:49,800 Speaker 1: meeting games that the one off the wall, but I 558 00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:51,600 Speaker 1: used a wooden bat if I used the metal bat. 559 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:56,200 Speaker 1: I used a Wooden Corey Snyder bat. Yeah, And if 560 00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,600 Speaker 1: I used the metal bat, it would have been a 561 00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:59,960 Speaker 1: home run. And every time I go to Dodger State 562 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:03,160 Speaker 1: brow it. I looked at the outfield, I see mother, 563 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,720 Speaker 1: I could have been I could have been me. Let 564 00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:09,280 Speaker 1: hit a damn home running Dodger Stadium. Instead, I hit 565 00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:14,800 Speaker 1: it off the wall. I'm a loser off of that 566 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:18,080 Speaker 1: was off a guy that led the American League and 567 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:22,280 Speaker 1: earn run average, left handed pitcher, World Series champion Rick 568 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:27,080 Speaker 1: honeycut him. Honey also got a hit off another World 569 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:33,640 Speaker 1: Series champion, a guy that was just a fireballer, Mariano Duncan. 570 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:37,320 Speaker 1: Um Duncan might remember him as an infielder, but for me, 571 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,680 Speaker 1: he was a pitcher and he was pitching in the media. 572 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:44,120 Speaker 1: Didn't have a PERM, yes, but at this point he 573 00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,760 Speaker 1: didn't though he was he was past the perm that 574 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:49,160 Speaker 1: the PERM was in the eighties, but this was a 575 00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:51,480 Speaker 1: little later than that, a little later than that. So 576 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:58,840 Speaker 1: and uh, that was my my baseball experience. Jeremy in Patuca, Indiana, right, So, 577 00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:01,920 Speaker 1: and he says, how, oh, has your coverage of sports 578 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:07,840 Speaker 1: change from when you started to what it is today. Uh. Yeah, 579 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:09,960 Speaker 1: So I'll tackle that one quickly, Jeremy. We don't have 580 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,520 Speaker 1: a lot of time here. But the way I will 581 00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:15,760 Speaker 1: answer that, when I first got into sports radio, it 582 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:19,160 Speaker 1: was very it was it was a lot different than 583 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:21,560 Speaker 1: it is today. It was more about xs and os. 584 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:26,360 Speaker 1: It was guys like Mike Francesa getting on the radio, 585 00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:30,680 Speaker 1: reading the Yankee lineup and reading batting averages, batting averages 586 00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:34,000 Speaker 1: and crap like that. Calm down on it Sunday morning. 587 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:38,760 Speaker 1: And it's really evolved more where we don't necessarily break 588 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:42,560 Speaker 1: down the games other than playoff games. It's more about 589 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:47,000 Speaker 1: the stories and the people in sports the drama of 590 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:52,760 Speaker 1: their lives. And the greatest stories for us in sports 591 00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:57,280 Speaker 1: radio today are a scandal like the Deshaun Watson story 592 00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:01,000 Speaker 1: which has happened, Jon Gruden, Brian Floora is those those 593 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,840 Speaker 1: stories are great palace intrigue when guys don't like each 594 00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:06,800 Speaker 1: other on a team and they make it public. Uh. 595 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:12,000 Speaker 1: Those things are that white story, yes, from info that 596 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:16,000 Speaker 1: you normally wouldn't find out from behind the scenes. Yeah, 597 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,880 Speaker 1: like stuff that was rumored. Do you know there was 598 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:20,600 Speaker 1: a gambler? One of our listeners in Boston said on 599 00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:24,799 Speaker 1: the Sports Hub on Felger and maz They had a 600 00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:29,040 Speaker 1: gambler in Vegas in two thousand who said that Tom 601 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:32,400 Speaker 1: Brady was looking at real estate in Vegas and was 602 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,040 Speaker 1: going to play for the Raiders. And everyone said that 603 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,520 Speaker 1: guy's just a loser. He's a professional gambler. He has 604 00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:42,520 Speaker 1: no inside information. He was a percent correct correct man. 605 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:47,719 Speaker 1: Chris and Marracca Iowa says opinion on Costco hot dog 606 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:51,520 Speaker 1: and pizza. Which one is better both my meal hot 607 00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:54,280 Speaker 1: dog and pizza. I go both. I don't short change 608 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:58,520 Speaker 1: or one or the other. I think the pizza slightly better. Well, well, 609 00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,239 Speaker 1: how can you go wrong pizza? You know, I'll keep 610 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,920 Speaker 1: going wrong with That's the way to some places get 611 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:07,440 Speaker 1: it wrong. All right, Well we'll leave on that note. Danny, 612 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:11,000 Speaker 1: the mail bag is done, and don't forget next weekend 613 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:15,279 Speaker 1: we will have in depth team coverage. We will not 614 00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:18,799 Speaker 1: get this anywhere else. This is gonna be a podcast exclusive. 615 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:23,640 Speaker 1: We're actually really tired from Friday Nights Spectacular band. We 616 00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:25,600 Speaker 1: just don't know it yet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're just 617 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:28,160 Speaker 1: pretending like we're not. Yeah, that's us in the future. 618 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:32,720 Speaker 1: We don't know exactly. Have a great day today, don't forget. 619 00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:35,359 Speaker 1: I'll be back behind the microphones of fs are god 620 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:39,960 Speaker 1: willing tonight from eleven to three Sunday in the Monday 621 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,479 Speaker 1: in the West, and that is two am to six 622 00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:45,160 Speaker 1: am in the Eastern time zone, and if you're in 623 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:48,560 Speaker 1: the Central time zone, that's what I am two four 624 00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:52,600 Speaker 1: a m. Is that right now five am five. But 625 00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:54,839 Speaker 1: I said there'll be no math, Danny, But there's math there. 626 00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:57,040 Speaker 1: It is. I just already screwed it up. Take that 627 00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:00,680 Speaker 1: for data. Put that in your pipe. What do you 628 00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:03,000 Speaker 1: have going on today, Danny. I'm gonna be in for 629 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:06,560 Speaker 1: the Covino and Rich show, having fun in the early evening, 630 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:09,120 Speaker 1: and then the show right before you leading up to 631 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,920 Speaker 1: your first show the week is, of course Arnie Spaniard 632 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:18,399 Speaker 1: with Chris Plank. Oh Laker fans, Patrick Beverley. I want 633 00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:21,400 Speaker 1: you to enjoy Patrick Beverley, and I would also like 634 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:24,479 Speaker 1: you to go to confessional for all the nasty things 635 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:27,400 Speaker 1: you said about him, just like Coop and just like Roberto, 636 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:31,160 Speaker 1: I never said anything about him. I laugh now that 637 00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:34,680 Speaker 1: all these Laker guys, all these historians have to now 638 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:38,319 Speaker 1: do it, and you've said it before. He's one of 639 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:41,320 Speaker 1: those players where you love him when he's on your team. 640 00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:44,560 Speaker 1: Everyone else hates him. He's one of those dudes where 641 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,279 Speaker 1: he's got to be on your team for you know. 642 00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:49,640 Speaker 1: He's a he's an instigator, he's a pest. I love 643 00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:51,360 Speaker 1: the way he plays. He reminds me of like a 644 00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:54,240 Speaker 1: nineteen eighties, like Detroit Pistons guy that he just wanted 645 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,920 Speaker 1: to punch, or old Celtic guy back in the day. Anyway, 646 00:36:58,280 --> 00:36:59,560 Speaker 1: I'll get out of here. You have a great day 647 00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:04,520 Speaker 1: with talk Yeah, next time Later. Skater gott a murder. 648 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:04,960 Speaker 1: Gotta go.