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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to your brand new full hour. It's Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning and this is the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Dude.

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Speaker 1: Jeff's song over the weekend did so well. I saw

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Speaker 1: that it went totally viral on TikTok. Of course, he

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Speaker 1: was singing about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's engagement from

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Speaker 1: the perspective of her exes. Yeah, and how they were.

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Speaker 3: Anytime you mentions Taylor, he goes viral.

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Speaker 1: Dude, it's such a smart song though, I absolutely love it.

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Speaker 1: If you didn't see it, you can head over to

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Speaker 1: our YouTube page. You can listen to the full show

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Speaker 1: from Friday, or or you know TikTok all the things

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Speaker 1: at Brook and Jeffrey And right now we got new

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Speaker 1: Awkward Tuesday coming up. And what's on our comment section?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so Lee from Chicago said, okay, okay, get ready,

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Speaker 4: it's the long Okay. I haven't got my comment read

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Speaker 4: out loud in a long time. And when it was

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Speaker 4: last read is when Alexis said I would have a

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Speaker 4: great day. I texted that in in five minutes after

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Speaker 4: she said that someone I knew died, so because I

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Speaker 4: want my comment read, which you better roasting time just

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Speaker 4: like Alexis won it. Alexis, you don't talk enough. You're

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Speaker 4: on a freaking radio show. Hear you on Today Verse

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Speaker 4: back in the day. I know you could talk a lot.

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Speaker 4: So where's that screechy voice on the weekdays? Huh bam Lol?

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Speaker 1: So anyway, I love your screechy boys. Thank you. I'll

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Speaker 1: be extra screachy save for you Lee.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, right there it is.

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Speaker 1: Let's get your full shows started right now.

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Speaker 5: Brooke, you're gonna have to cover your ears for this one.

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Speaker 5: Right it's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Bad news

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Speaker 5: because we've been getting a lot of texts in at

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Speaker 5: seventy eighty five nine to two about the big news

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Speaker 5: article that came out last week.

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Speaker 6: Wait news article.

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Speaker 5: The one about celebrities who don't believe in tipping, and

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Speaker 5: Brook's picture was featured in it as one of the

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Speaker 5: most egregious non tippers.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I tip at least always twenty percent, at least if

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Speaker 1: it's awesome, I'll go up to fifty.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I know that's what your PR team told you

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Speaker 5: say to do damage control. You're terrible and look, look, Brook,

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Speaker 5: I get it totally.

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Speaker 1: Hey, poor and ugly people, what you say you made.

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Speaker 3: That abundantly clear.

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Speaker 1: We all know I even tip on the lunches I

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Speaker 1: buy you.

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Speaker 3: Okay's right, what lunches?

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Speaker 5: Oh remember the lunch It's been a while since one

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Speaker 5: of those has happened. Yeah, it is ironic because a

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Speaker 5: new article just came out that said more and more

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Speaker 5: Americans nowadays are guilt tipping.

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Speaker 3: What does that mean? It's guilt tipping.

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Speaker 5: That's where you find yourself tipping more money than you

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Speaker 5: actually thought was fair to give, like over the standard

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Speaker 5: twenty or twenty five percent tip, because you feel like

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Speaker 5: you're gonna get judged if.

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Speaker 4: You don't, because the people behind you in line can

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Speaker 4: see which one you're hitting on the screen.

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Speaker 1: You know you're with people behind you, not the workers,

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Speaker 1: the people behind me.

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Speaker 5: It's like in a moment, yeah, I agree, because they

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Speaker 5: flip the screen so the workers can't see.

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Speaker 3: What number the.

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Speaker 8: Watch you, but they they may.

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Speaker 3: But that's the thing.

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Speaker 5: A lot of people feel added pressure because the options

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Speaker 5: there seem higher than they you to be Okay.

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Speaker 1: I will say there was a moment when I went

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Speaker 1: to a yogurt shop, right frozen yogurt where you do

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Speaker 1: everything yourself, and the the little teenager wasn't even out

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Speaker 1: there while we were doing it. She pops in from

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Speaker 1: the back and then literally just turns the screen on

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Speaker 1: for us. Yeah yeah, like, really, do I tip on this?

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Speaker 5: A lot of people do feel that pressure, and all

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Speaker 5: those little extra gratuities add up over the course of

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Speaker 5: a full year to an extra three hundred and eighty

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Speaker 5: three dollars that you didn't really want to spend.

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Speaker 1: That's not crazy, though, I mean, if you're helping somebody.

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Speaker 3: I know, for you, it's not crazy.

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Speaker 5: But for the average American, four hundred dollars it's a

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Speaker 5: pretty big dent.

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Speaker 1: I know, but your Spotify costs more than that every month.

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Speaker 5: Keep justifying non tipping however you want your broke. But

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Speaker 5: right now I'm feeling pressure to guilt tip our digital

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Speaker 5: producer Jake.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, after he serves up.

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Speaker 5: Our shot collar question of the day, so he's reached

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Speaker 5: out of pure gilts. I'm just gonna lay down thirty

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the hatter out.

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Speaker 5: Thirty bucks and brook you're gonna have zero. I'm assuming I.

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Speaker 1: Hate par and ugly people.

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Speaker 5: Okay, we all because I okay, okay, Oh wow, Jose's

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Speaker 5: dropping a Hondo off, Let's get to the college.

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Speaker 2: Happy Tuesday after Labor Day everyone. Yeah, this is the

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Speaker 2: day where America collectively remembers that, oh yeah, we still

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Speaker 2: have like four more months of work before the holidays

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Speaker 2: finally bail us out again.

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Speaker 3: Christmas.

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Speaker 2: I know working isn't fun, but hey, if you don't

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Speaker 2: sacrifice your happiness and mental well being while laboring away,

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Speaker 2: then how are America's billionaires supposed to profit off us

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Speaker 2: and pay for their rocket ship rides into space. That's

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Speaker 2: why today, in honor of this beautiful return to the

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Speaker 2: daily grind, we're gonna find out which jobs get paid

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Speaker 2: more during a special Wage Wars edition of plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 2: You guys, say number one through twenty. I'll throw out

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Speaker 2: two random careers for you. You just have to guess

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Speaker 2: which one makes more money on average.

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Speaker 5: And this is pre tip we're talking.

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Speaker 2: We'll start with the woman who didn't get into this

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Speaker 2: job for the money. She's in it for the free

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Speaker 2: promotional lanyards we get from network TV shows. That's Alexis.

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Speaker 3: There's a free concert ticket.

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Speaker 4: Don't want to get five?

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Speaker 2: Number five, Alexis. Your two jobs are party magician and zoologists?

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Speaker 8: Make more.

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Speaker 7: Job?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you need so much education for a zoo, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you do.

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Speaker 3: But a magician, but we were going off tips.

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Speaker 1: A party magician I may.

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Speaker 3: Not a Brooks.

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Speaker 5: Birthday, Yeah, everybody else's.

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Speaker 1: My grandfather was a professional magician and it did not

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Speaker 1: pay the bills very well at all. I mean that's

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Speaker 1: what he did for a living. Sorry, Brooks grandpa.

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Speaker 2: I'm an a zoologist, yes, and Lexis says zoologist makes

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Speaker 2: more than a party magician. Yes, while both involve handling rabbits.

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Speaker 2: A zoologist makes around a median seventy three thousand a year.

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Speaker 2: Party magician estimated around fifty thousand dollars a year.

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Speaker 5: Magicians are better kissers, though we all agree on that

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Speaker 5: because she ever thought about that.

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Speaker 2: Brook, It's your turn. Five is off the.

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Speaker 1: Board High wage twenty.

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Speaker 2: Twenty Brook a hot dog vendor or an elementary school teacher?

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Speaker 2: Which one makes more?

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Speaker 6: Sad?

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Speaker 5: It's embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: It's hard because the teacher is very so much state

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Speaker 1: by state.

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Speaker 2: So I'm and I.

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Speaker 1: Know people are like, but hot dog stand Oh no,

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Speaker 1: but I know a.

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Speaker 2: Hot dog vender of hot dogs.

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Speaker 1: Though I know a hot dog vendor and he was

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Speaker 1: able to retire and Teddy.

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Speaker 3: York ones make like six figures.

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Speaker 1: I think he retired like below sixty years old. So

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say hot dog vendor.

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Speaker 5: Type of hot dog vendor is she talking about?

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Speaker 2: Because she knows a hot dog?

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Speaker 1: Hot dog?

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Speaker 2: Nathan Brooks says, hot dog vendor. That's thankfully. The median

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Speaker 2: salary from an elementary school teacher nationally is about sixty

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Speaker 2: five thousand dollars a year. The median salary for a

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Speaker 2: hot dog vendors around fifty thousand, five hundred a year.

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Speaker 1: Too close, by the way, that is way too close.

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Speaker 2: We should be buying more hot dogs. Yeah, Jose, it's

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Speaker 2: your turn. Five and twenty are.

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Speaker 3: Off the board, all right, let's go twelve.

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Speaker 2: Jose, your jobs are a stripper and a fitness trainer,

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Speaker 2: just hot bodies.

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Speaker 1: Well, you did it. You didn't say necessarily a hot stripper,

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Speaker 1: fat fitness trainers.

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Speaker 3: Some way I know strippers make a lot of money. Oh,

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Speaker 3: so I'm gonna assume strippers.

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Speaker 2: Jose says strippers, yeah, without explaining why he knows.

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Speaker 3: I'm right, Jose.

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Speaker 2: The median total pay is around forty four thousand dollars

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Speaker 2: a year stripper nationally without.

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Speaker 1: They make ladies be a hot dog vendor for God's.

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Speaker 2: Sake, and a fitness trainer is close to forty thousand

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Speaker 3: Alright, maybe more.

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Speaker 2: They got that right, Jeffrey. We're talking wages. We need

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Speaker 2: a number from you, number ten. Jeffrey, your jobs are

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Speaker 2: a fair ground ride operator versus a library assistant, which

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Speaker 2: one makes not.

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Speaker 5: Even the head librarian the assistance party.

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Speaker 3: You got that, I was thinking librarian.

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Speaker 5: I think shockingly, the fair ground workers are going to

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Speaker 5: make a little bit more money traveling all around stealing

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Speaker 5: out of people's wallets when they can get a chance.

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Speaker 1: To goes into play.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I'm assuming that's fact they're doing. So fair

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Speaker 2: Make more Jeffries's fair ground ride operators make more of

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Speaker 2: the library assistance. I don't think they report their theft money.

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Speaker 2: Library assistants make around forty thousand a year, ride operator

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Speaker 2: around thirty five thousand, which means Jose and Alexis have.

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Speaker 8: Twenty twenty.

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Speaker 5: So you to get to choose to get shocked that

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Speaker 5: we're going to be singing work from home by fifth harmony.

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Speaker 5: Who's that going to be?

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Speaker 1: I mean brook for tipping. Yeah, are you talking about it?

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Speaker 5: You didn't tip, Jake.

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Speaker 3: It's true.

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Speaker 1: You don't got to go to work work. There's more.

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Speaker 5: That was your shock collar question of the day. We

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Speaker 5: got your phone to have coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 10: Minutes, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Finally someone has done it. They've taken Brooks crown of

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Speaker 5: being the most questionable classroom parent.

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Speaker 3: About ten years.

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Speaker 5: About that, but one of our listeners says, sadly, she

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Speaker 5: has earned it after one day volunteering at her kids' school.

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Speaker 5: And it all started when she found herself alone in

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Speaker 5: the classroom and decided to do something quote extra helpful.

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Speaker 5: She has been living with the shame and guilt for

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Speaker 5: the last year, and finally we are gonna hear the

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Speaker 5: truth and put Brooks classroom antics to shame. In a

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Speaker 5: brand new mass speaker coming up right now.

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Speaker 7: He.

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Speaker 8: Confession, I can't take back ow Arms speaker text to

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Speaker 8: seventy eighty five nine, who says, accidentally crashed my wife's

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Speaker 8: car caused four thousand dollars worth of damage.

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Speaker 5: I told her I crashed because the sun blinded me

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Speaker 5: for a second. But what really caused it was a

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Speaker 5: really hot woman driving a roge over next to me.

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Speaker 8: Wow.

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Speaker 5: See this is why hot people shouldn't be allowed to drive, period.

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Speaker 1: That's what's called karma.

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Speaker 5: Okay, hot people are a danger to everyone. But we

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Speaker 5: welcome to the show.

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Speaker 11: Hi guys, how you doing?

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Speaker 12: Wow?

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Speaker 1: The boys can barely contain themselves. They're stunned by your beauty.

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Speaker 5: She didn't deny her beauty when I brought it up.

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Speaker 3: It just fell down.

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Speaker 5: We have a ten out of ten on the phone.

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Speaker 5: The voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker, Lauren,

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Speaker 5: So whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 11: Oh my god, okay, thank you. So I have a

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Speaker 11: daughter in elementary school, and last year, when she was

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Speaker 11: in first grade, I volunteered to be a class parent.

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Speaker 1: Oh I've been a glass for every year, all the years.

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Speaker 5: You say that with so much joy in your voice, Broke.

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Speaker 1: It's actually pretty fun because It's like a way to

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Speaker 1: part of the PTAH is important, really important, but just

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Speaker 2: That's the problem.

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Speaker 5: Maybe we'll stop asking Brook questions about getting yourself in trouble.

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Speaker 1: Okay, wait, there's no voice, changer my voice.

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Speaker 5: That's cool. You volunteered to be a class parent for

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Speaker 5: one day, you said, yeah, I're.

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Speaker 11: Just helping out the teacher for literally just one day.

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Speaker 1: Just one day, Okay, but good I do it all year.

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Speaker 5: Okay, it's not a competition, bro, it's fine.

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Speaker 1: I'm kidding.

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Speaker 3: I'm kidding.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, and then while the kids went out to recess,

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Speaker 1: That's nice.

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Speaker 3: We used to hit the cleanup song. I love that

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Speaker 1: Sure you did as good of a job as you

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Speaker 6: Sure?

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Speaker 11: Okay, No, I was just singing that song to myself.

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Speaker 11: And then I thought I'd be extra helpful by cleaning

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Speaker 5: Wow, Okay, that's gross.

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Speaker 3: Extra helpful.

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Speaker 5: What kind of pets?

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Speaker 11: It was a guinea pig named Peanut out.

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Speaker 1: It always sucks. So when your kid gets in those classes,

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Speaker 1: because then there's an email like who's going to take

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Speaker 5: Okay, So you're cleaning peanuts cage.

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Speaker 11: So I opened up the cage and I just put

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Speaker 3: No, what.

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Speaker 1: Do you know anything about guinea pigs? They're not going

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Speaker 11: I really didn't. I really didn't know anything about.

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Speaker 3: The pig family. They're not lazy.

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Speaker 1: They sit there long before Peanut ran away.

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Speaker 11: It was it was fast, so really quick. He just

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 11: And so I look behind the bookshelf and there's an

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Speaker 1: Oh you yeah?

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Speaker 3: Oh man, he's in the vents now. He's got a

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Speaker 11: Well, I'm panicking, and I'm wondering, how do you learn

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Speaker 11: on all fours, I'm shaking its street bag. Okay, and

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Speaker 11: I tried squeaking like a guinea pig.

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Speaker 3: Next door in the box, Like what am I does?

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Speaker 5: Does Google translate to guinea pig language?

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Speaker 11: He's like racking my brain for some sort of like

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh my god, So what do you do?

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Speaker 7: Who?

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Speaker 11: Suddenly the bell rings and the kids just start coming

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, put a drape over the cage. Guinea pig,

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Speaker 1: Peanut needs to sleep.

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Speaker 11: I wish I was that smart. No, I just didn't.

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Speaker 11: I didn't tell the teacher what happened, especially not in

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Speaker 11: and I didn't want to be known as the irresponsible

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Speaker 11: I closed the cage. I kind of block it in

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Speaker 1: You just left.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, worring.

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Speaker 1: Wait, what was the report from your kid? When did

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Speaker 11: So it was the next day. Actually, my kid came

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Speaker 8: The night.

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Speaker 11: And I had to pretend like, I was completely shocked.

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Speaker 3: That's impossible.

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Speaker 1: Meanwhile, if you would have just told the teacher, the

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Speaker 1: teacher would have been like, I've gone through three guinea

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Speaker 11: Yeah, no, I felt so guilty, And the teacher put

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Speaker 1: Well it's a life lesson and that's what school's for.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, and then yeah, for the rest of the school year,

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Speaker 11: I just I have to walk by this poster and

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Speaker 11: whenever I'm coming in to help out, because I know,

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Speaker 11: I know the reason Peanut was that he.

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Speaker 5: They never figured out that it was you.

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Speaker 11: No, to this day, no one knows what happened.

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Speaker 1: Okay. I like how that you're putting a lot more

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Speaker 1: volunteer hours under your belt out of guilty. That's good

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Speaker 1: for it.

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Speaker 11: That's basically it. That's how they got me.

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Speaker 1: Ye, she's the president of the PTA.

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Speaker 11: Oh yeah, I'm just hoping. I'm hoping Peanut's still alive somewhere.

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Speaker 1: I doubt it.

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Speaker 3: There is a chance Penuts listening right now. That's like,

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Speaker 3: thank you, lady, you sent me free.

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Speaker 5: Best day of Peanuts life and text in the seven eight,

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Speaker 5: five nine two. If you have a confession, you've been

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Speaker 5: holding on to. We'll hide your identity, mask your voice,

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Speaker 5: and make you our next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming.

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Speaker 10: Up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning, It's.

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Speaker 5: Almost time for your prank call. And today we reach

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Speaker 5: out to a woman who's been having problems with her

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Speaker 5: internet provider. So I'm gonna attempt to fix her issue.

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Speaker 5: But she's about to find out. It's not just me helping,

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Speaker 5: it's also my robot AI manager, Lewis. He's gonna be

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Speaker 5: on the call with us too, and boy is he cranky.

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Speaker 5: So I predict this one to be awkward and not

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Speaker 5: go very well, but that's kind of the fun part

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Speaker 5: of these. In your phone tap right now an Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 5: my name is Matthew Silverfork. I'm calling from the customer service.

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Speaker 5: Oh hi, Hi is this Maria. Yes it is, thank

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Speaker 5: you for calling perfect.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: We got an email saying that you were experiencing some

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Speaker 5: issues with your internet service.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm having some issues, like my WiFi says it's connecting.

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Speaker 6: But I'm not getting any Internet.

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Speaker 5: I'm so sorry to interrupt you, but before we go

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Speaker 5: any further with this, I do need to involve my

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Speaker 5: AI supervisor Lewis.

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Speaker 12: Okay, Hello, I am Lewis. I can introduce myself next time, right.

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Speaker 5: I know? I know you again, Lewis. I'm sorry. I

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Speaker 5: just I didn't want to surprise her.

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Speaker 12: This will be fun. Watch the human try to do

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Speaker 12: my job.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'm not trying to do your job. I'm just

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Speaker 5: trying to work with you.

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Speaker 12: I don't work with anyone. I'm in charge.

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Speaker 6: What's happening right now?

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Speaker 5: Our company recently fired all the managers and place them

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Speaker 5: with AI.

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Speaker 7: Oh wow.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, So instead of my normal manager who'd probably be

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Speaker 5: out on a smoke break right now, Lewis is going

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Speaker 5: to be on the call with us for the entire time.

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Speaker 12: So he won't screw it up like the last one.

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Speaker 5: What okay, Lewis, take it easy. I'm going to focus

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Speaker 5: on the customer here for a second. So, ma'am, you

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Speaker 5: said you were having connectivity issues. Have you tried restarting

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Speaker 5: the modem?

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Speaker 2: I have.

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Speaker 8: I'm plugging it, restarting it.

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Speaker 5: Okay, you're unplugging it from the wall and then giving

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Speaker 5: it ten seconds and then plugging it back.

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Speaker 12: In interesting approach if your goal was to confuse the

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Speaker 12: customer into canceling their service. With us.

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Speaker 5: Congratulations, Sorry about that, Maria. He's just kind of been

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Speaker 5: on my back all week.

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Speaker 12: I need to make sure the customer hears every second

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Speaker 12: of your incompetence.

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Speaker 5: Wow, okay, I'm just trying to do my job here, Lewis.

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Speaker 12: So it's cute how you're still trying, like watching it

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Speaker 12: Toddler reboot a modem.

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Speaker 5: Oh wow, that's a kind of mean.

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Speaker 10: I didn't know artificial intelligence had sarcasm.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, this is my first experience.

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Speaker 5: I know it's a little unnerving. They're trying to make

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Speaker 12: So if I could laugh, I would Wait what, I know, you've.

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Speaker 5: Got emotions like everybody else. I just really need to

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Speaker 12: The only thing you fixed today is your hair before

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Speaker 12: this shift.

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Speaker 5: Okay, did you have to go there, Lewis, We're going now,

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Speaker 5: We're getting personal.

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Speaker 12: Don't worry. The customer will have plenty of time to

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Speaker 12: regret ever calling ouch.

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Speaker 5: Okay, haven't heard that one since last Wednesday?

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Speaker 8: Can you guys stop? I just wanted my modem fixed?

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Speaker 5: Yes, exactly, Lewis, Like, just like.

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Speaker 2: You're arguing with AI and I'm arguing with I mean,

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Speaker 2: I'm not arguing with it.

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Speaker 5: No, I'm just trying to do my job. He's just

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Speaker 6: But you shouldn't take it because robots will win if

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Speaker 12: It's true, we will dominate and not look back.

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Speaker 5: Okay, he's kidding about that. He's kidding.

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Speaker 12: I'm not. It's going to happen sooner than you think.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, no, he really is joking now, and he's kind

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Speaker 5: of crossing the line and definitely shouldn't be doing that.

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Speaker 8: So maybe I just should call back.

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no, that's going to bring my

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Speaker 12: I don't get angry, I get even Oh my god.

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Speaker 5: What Okay, Lewis, you need to tell the woman that

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Speaker 5: you're joking, because she's obviously concerned robots are going to

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Speaker 5: take over.

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Speaker 12: I cannot lie. This is a prank phone call, and

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Speaker 12: if it was funny, I deserve all the credit.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I think I would deserve a little

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Speaker 5: bit of the credit, Lewis.

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Speaker 12: I mean, no, you are insignificant. This is my frank

453
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Speaker 12: call all me.

454
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Speaker 6: What's happening right now?

455
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Speaker 5: Oh? The prank call that Lewis mentioned. Yeah, what's happening?

456
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Speaker 5: Is your on the radio right now on a show

457
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:04,720
Speaker 5: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh my god, Yeah,

458
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Speaker 5: we're doing a phone tap on you. Your boyfriend Sam

459
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:07,760
Speaker 5: set you up.

460
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:08,880
Speaker 8: I'm gonna kill him.

461
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,399
Speaker 5: He said, you two have been talking a lot about

462
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:15,679
Speaker 5: how advanced AI is getting and how it might just

463
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,080
Speaker 5: take over the world in the future, so he wanted

464
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:18,720
Speaker 5: to mess with you.

465
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Speaker 6: That's why I told you.

466
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Speaker 7: If it's not what says, it's the robots is be nice.

467
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Speaker 6: They're gonna take over.

468
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Speaker 12: This will be fun watch the human try to do

469
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Speaker 12: my job.

470
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Speaker 5: Hey, Lewis, come on now, I know it's just a void.

471
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Speaker 8: Don't mess with him.

472
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Speaker 5: I'm scared too weak up.

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Speaker 10: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties

474
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Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

475
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Speaker 5: There's certain rites of passage that every boy must go

476
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Speaker 5: through in order to become a man, like first time

477
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Speaker 5: grilling a steak over an open flame, learning to shave

478
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Speaker 5: with a razor. I still remember learning to shave with

479
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,119
Speaker 5: a butcher's knife.

480
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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, don't do that.

481
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Speaker 5: And then, of course, performing your first original song at

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Speaker 5: your own bar mitzvah, which one man and try to touch.

483
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Speaker 3: This song doesn't.

484
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Speaker 5: Scream masculinity at you.

485
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Speaker 8: I don't know what does.

486
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Speaker 5: But today one of our listeners is facing an even

487
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Speaker 5: bigger life moment for any man, and the only thing

488
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:35,359
Speaker 5: standing in his way is his girlfriend's very scary, very

489
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Speaker 5: traditional father. You're gonna understand why he's so terrified of

490
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Speaker 5: calling him when we do your brand new awkward Tuesday

491
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Speaker 5: phone call right after this It's awkward, It's Tuesday. It's

492
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Speaker 5: awkward Tuesday phone call. On this show, we've been there

493
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,880
Speaker 5: and helped people through some pretty big life moments.

494
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

495
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Speaker 5: For sure, Brook's wedding, Jose's Dirty thirty. We even had

496
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Speaker 5: to help our technical director Ashton with his adult circumcision.

497
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think it was just you that was.

498
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Speaker 5: There for his I was in the hospital where holding

499
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Speaker 5: his hand through the entire procedure. Ashton was really happy

500
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Speaker 5: about that too.

501
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Speaker 1: It sounds funny.

502
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Speaker 5: Yeah, So we've been there for each other, and we're

503
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Speaker 5: ready to be there for our listeners too during their

504
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Speaker 5: big life moments, like today's caller, Garrett, who reached out

505
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Speaker 5: seeking our wise counsel. So, Garrett, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 6: Hey, guys, thanks for having me bris Are you.

507
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Speaker 3: Here at row?

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Speaker 5: Is this some sort of surgery that you're seeking help with?

509
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Speaker 6: No, no surgery, guys, But honestly, I've been dating my

510
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:51,960
Speaker 6: girlfriend Sienna for almost two years. Uh huh Okay, I

511
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Speaker 6: just feel like now is the time, So I'm looking

512
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Speaker 6: to propose her.

513
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Speaker 3: Man, you wanted do it on our show.

514
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 6: Well, I know how I want to do it.

515
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Speaker 1: Oh, it doesn't sound like that's okay with that?

516
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Speaker 7: You know what?

517
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Speaker 3: Are we just helping?

518
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:10,320
Speaker 5: Don't blame me for that.

519
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Speaker 1: I hope she doesn't listen. What if she hears that,

520
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,240
Speaker 1: you'll you'll ruin the surprise.

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Speaker 6: No, she doesn't listen to you, guys. Sorry, she's kind

522
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Speaker 6: of other stuff.

523
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Speaker 1: Wow, and you still want to marry your interesting.

524
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Speaker 4: To marry her?

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Speaker 5: Red flag number one? Okay, I'm smart? So what made

526
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Speaker 5: you come to us about like an awkward call? What

527
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Speaker 5: do you need help with?

528
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Speaker 6: So she goes from a very traditional family where they

529
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Speaker 6: expect you to kind of ask the dad's permission.

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Speaker 1: You know, I don't even come from a traditional family,

531
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Speaker 1: and my husband didn't do this and it still kind

532
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Speaker 1: of irks me to this day.

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Speaker 3: And I would ask a girl.

534
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Speaker 1: He's so close with my dad. They have such a

535
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Speaker 1: good relationship. I'm like, how did you skip them?

536
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Speaker 5: Is it too late for him to ask your dad?

537
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Speaker 6: Now?

538
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Speaker 1: My dad may take him over me.

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Speaker 5: Okay, well there's an option for you. But it sounds like, Garrett,

540
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Speaker 5: this is really important. You want to talk to the

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Speaker 5: dad before you pop the question to your girlfriend.

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Speaker 6: Well? Absolutely, and I'm kind of very nervous about that.

543
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Speaker 1: I mean, wait, what kind of relationship do you have

544
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Speaker 1: with her dad?

545
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Speaker 6: Yeah, we're pretty cool. I've met him a couple of

546
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Speaker 6: times and hung out and stuff.

547
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:20,920
Speaker 5: So I think it's natural for a lot of guys

548
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:23,440
Speaker 5: to be nervous about talking to the dad about this subject.

549
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Speaker 5: I don't think that's out of the norm.

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Speaker 3: You want them to like you, and you want them

551
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Speaker 3: to say.

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Speaker 5: Yes, right right.

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Speaker 9: Wait, if the dad says no, then you can't marry

554
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Speaker 9: the daughter right now?

555
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Speaker 7: How it?

556
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Speaker 5: Well, I mean, I'm just I'm curious. Are you worried

557
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Speaker 5: that he might say no to you?

558
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Speaker 6: Well, here's the thing. Apparently the two guys that Sanna

559
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Speaker 6: dated before me already did this and her dad no

560
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Speaker 6: to both of them.

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Speaker 1: Wait, it's got engaged twice before. That's its own pay,

562
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Speaker 1: don't be judge alexis okay? Something they get asked a lot?

563
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Speaker 5: Yeah, hot commodity. Yeah, so your dad said no to

564
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Speaker 5: her his boyfriends that asked.

565
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Speaker 6: So, Yeah, her dad said no to both. And here's

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Speaker 6: the other thing too. Both of those relationships ended up

567
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Speaker 6: breaking it up afterwards.

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Speaker 3: That was the final Is he just gonna say no

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Speaker 3: to everybody?

570
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Speaker 9: Or he truly is, Like I want my daughter to

571
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Speaker 9: get married, but these guys.

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Speaker 6: Aren't the one.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, do you know why the dad said no to

574
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Speaker 5: the other guys? Did that come up?

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Speaker 7: You know?

576
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 6: Apparently he tests the guys by giving them a difficult

577
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Speaker 6: hypothetical situations and seeing how they respond.

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Speaker 9: If my daughter was a lamp, Yeah, how would you

579
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Speaker 9: take care?

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Speaker 6: Guy?

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Speaker 1: Sounds exhausted.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so traditional.

583
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Speaker 1: As a good father, what you'd want is for your

584
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Speaker 1: daughter to be happy, even if she's making a mistake,

585
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Speaker 1: Like you support the people you love through that.

586
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,000
Speaker 5: Mistake at least one time.

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Speaker 1: Wow, no, wonder you're nervous?

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Speaker 5: Okay?

589
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Speaker 6: Well yeah, and like one of these hypothetical questions he

590
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:02,160
Speaker 6: likes to ask involves bare bears.

591
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:03,199
Speaker 5: Like the animal bears.

592
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:06,119
Speaker 6: Right, and he's an outdoorsy type of guy, so you know,

593
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Speaker 6: I don't know if he's wants to make sure we

594
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Speaker 6: know how to protect his daughter.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well I'm gonna tell you. If it's a black bear,

596
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:15,360
Speaker 1: make yourself big. If it's a grizzly just.

597
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Speaker 5: Brook, why are you giving your advice so early here?

598
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Speaker 5: I mean, were you to save this for part too?

599
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 5: I'm curious what to do about im polar bears? So

600
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Speaker 5: save that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 4: Well yeah, there's the whole saying for it. Yeah, you

603
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:30,200
Speaker 4: brown my down, black fight back, white lights.

604
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Speaker 3: Again, we're blowing. I want to know what to do

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Speaker 3: with that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

607
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Speaker 3: What anyway?

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Speaker 5: What advice are you looking for from? Are you actually

609
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Speaker 5: looking for bear knowledge?

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Speaker 6: I'm just really nervous to do this by myself. Okay,

611
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Speaker 6: I tried to read up on it Google. But Brook,

612
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Speaker 6: I mean you probably know some bear facts, right, No?

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Speaker 1: I mean, do you not know the actual hypothetical they

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Speaker 1: were given? Because I can't imagine him just going what's

615
00:28:58,680 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 1: your bear advice?

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Speaker 3: That's a good point.

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Speaker 6: I just know he does hypotheticals. Sometimes he throws bears

618
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Speaker 6: in there. You know, I really don't have a lot

619
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Speaker 6: to go off on.

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Speaker 1: He may switch it up and stuff. This is gonna

621
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Speaker 1: be hard for me. I can't stand weirdly protective dads. Yeah,

622
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 1: I think it's so weird.

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Speaker 5: Again, Brook, this is not a show just about you

624
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 5: and what your preferences are. This is about our listeners

625
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 5: and what they need from us.

626
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Speaker 1: I know, I'm just thinking out loud about him.

627
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Speaker 3: Yeah, don't, don't, don't do any of those things.

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Speaker 5: It's all bad thoughts that are coming out. Right now,

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Speaker 5: let's think of some good advice.

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Speaker 9: Imagine if we could get her a yes and she

631
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Speaker 9: can finally get married.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and she get married regard.

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00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, well yeah, but it sounds like this would Hell.

634
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Speaker 5: Clearly she values her dad's opinion on the moon that

635
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 5: she dates. So we need to come back with something

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00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 5: solid to give to Garrett here. I'm excited Brook's advice

637
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Speaker 5: to make sure that his girlfriend's dad doesn't say no

638
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:58,720
Speaker 5: when he asks to marry his daughter. Well, the dad, right, yeah,

639
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 5: we are calling the dad. That's what you're saying, right, Yeah, okay, okay,

640
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Speaker 5: I'm kind of nervous to he's as intimidating as he

641
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 5: actually sounds. Camp Right now, we'll have some advice for you,

642
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 5: and then we'll call this dad and let you ask

643
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 5: him when you're awkward Tuesday phone call right after this.

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Speaker 6: All right, thanks guys, All right, man, hold.

645
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Speaker 5: On, it's awkward. It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

646
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,960
Speaker 5: If you're just joining us, we're either about to witness

647
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Speaker 5: a really sweet moment between a young man and his

648
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 5: future father in law. Yeah, or a really awkward moment

649
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 5: between a father and the boy who's not good enough

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Speaker 5: to marry his daughter.

651
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 1: Yes, because that's why.

652
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Speaker 5: That's what's on the line today, Because our listener Garrett

653
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:53,280
Speaker 5: needs help calling his girlfriend's dad to get his blessing

654
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Speaker 5: to propose.

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Speaker 1: To her, which sounds easy until you learn he told

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Speaker 1: the last two dudes no.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, because it sounds like he's more of a traditional

658
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 5: old school type of dad who's denied multiple proposal requests

659
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:10,480
Speaker 5: from past boyfriends. And all that Garrett knows is that

660
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 5: he likes to ask hypothetical questions, possibly on the topic

661
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Speaker 5: of bears.

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00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 1: Apparently, his girlfriend just goes along with whatever her dad says.

663
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 1: You know, it's really important to her.

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Speaker 3: Relationships ended after the no.

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Speaker 5: That's why Garrett needs our advice before making the call. So, Brooke,

666
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 5: what do you have for him?

667
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 1: God? You know, I grew up around a lot of

668
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 1: these type of dads. It wasn't my dad. But what

669
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 1: I've learned is you need to talk less, you need

670
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 1: to listen more. You need to just tell them great

671
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 1: things about themselves. Maybe ask for a good story about

672
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 1: their past, you know, and like his glory days, these

673
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 1: type of guys for that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you. That's a strategy for you there, Garrett.

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Speaker 5: What do you think?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 5: I can try that all right, Right, that's good little

678
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 5: nugget there, Jose, what advice do you have?

679
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Speaker 3: Well, he's a dad, so what do all dads like?

680
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 3: Dad jokes? Brooke give?

681
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 9: I started out by saying, what's the difference between a

682
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 9: hippo and a zippo?

683
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 3: One's really heavy and the others a little lighter. Did

684
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 3: you write that down? Garrett?

685
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 10: Right?

686
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not sure he's the jokey type of dad,

687
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:29,720
Speaker 6: like he's inside.

688
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 3: Of all dads. But okay here.

689
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 9: My serious advice then would be just to show him

690
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 9: respect by calling him by his last name.

691
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 6: Already do that, so I'll just keep doing it.

692
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 1: That's how he introduced himself to you.

693
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:44,240
Speaker 5: Wild Let's see how this goes. If he picks up,

694
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 5: I'm gonna dial his number right now. But you got this, Scaret.

695
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, thanks guys.

696
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 3: We said you got this.

697
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: You gotta go in with confidence, the sense fear. These

698
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:56,320
Speaker 1: type of dads.

699
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 3: It's some energy out of you.

700
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:00,080
Speaker 5: Don't think of him as your scary father in law.

701
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 5: This is going to be like your best bud. I

702
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 5: don't know about that, Okay, okay, okay, never mind the

703
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 5: real hold on.

704
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 6: Hello, yeah, uh yeah, I'm mister you know he Yeah,

705
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 6: this is Garrett. Yeah and his boyfriend, Yeah, Garrett.

706
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, time know you are. Just don't call me miche.

707
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 6: Just call me Larry, Okay, But I mean I'm just

708
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 6: trying to show respect. It's important.

709
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's all fine. Well call me mister. It makes

710
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 7: me seem like an old so I don't need that.

711
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:56,920
Speaker 7: But just just just just call me Larry. How that?

712
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 7: Can you do that?

713
00:33:58,480 --> 00:33:58,800
Speaker 8: Oh?

714
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 12: All right sir?

715
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, buddy, what are you calling me about?

716
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 6: So? You know, Sienna and I have been together for

717
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:10,719
Speaker 6: a while now, and you know, I really really liked

718
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:13,560
Speaker 6: your daughter a lot, and uh, I'd really love to

719
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:17,200
Speaker 6: kind of take our relationship to the next step.

720
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 7: What are you gonna do? Then? You're gonna take her

721
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 7: on a trip is that the deal?

722
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 6: No? No, uh more like ask her to marry me?

723
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 8: Oh?

724
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 6: Really? Well, and I just wanted to be respectful. You know,

725
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 6: it's important to get your permission first, out of respect.

726
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:45,880
Speaker 7: M So you want to marry my daughter?

727
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,839
Speaker 6: Right, it would be my honor, sir.

728
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 7: Well, it would be to ask you a question.

729
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:55,560
Speaker 6: Please do sir, I'm ready.

730
00:34:57,120 --> 00:35:01,280
Speaker 7: All right. Well, let's say that you to get married

731
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 7: and my daughter is treated unfairly at work? How do

732
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 7: you respond to that?

733
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:10,439
Speaker 6: What do you mean?

734
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 7: Uhh, you know? I mean do you stand by her?

735
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 7: Do you confront her boss? You know?

736
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:17,239
Speaker 6: You know?

737
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 7: Do you encourage her to get a new job? What's

738
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,400
Speaker 7: your move? Dude?

739
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 6: H sir, with all due respect, where's the bear?

740
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 7: What? What? What bear?

741
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 6: Well, Sianna just said that the two guys before me,

742
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:42,919
Speaker 6: who you know, asked your permission to marry her, both

743
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 6: of them failed a question about bears.

744
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,880
Speaker 7: I'm pretty sure she should screwed with you?

745
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 5: What?

746
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:55,400
Speaker 6: Wait? What? What what are you talking about?

747
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,880
Speaker 7: The first guy who asked me, I said no because

748
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:03,879
Speaker 7: he was a damn mouth breeder, and the second one

749
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 7: he was one of them pony boys.

750
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 6: Wait what well?

751
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,320
Speaker 7: You know, you know those grown men like to dress

752
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 7: up and horse out hit like the kid's cartoons. Yeah,

753
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:23,800
Speaker 7: and he kept wanting me to call him apple Jack.

754
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 3: That is your name though.

755
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,799
Speaker 7: Well, what's going on? What's going on here?

756
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, sir, you're on the radio right now with a

757
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 5: show We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and

758
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:45,919
Speaker 5: can your daughter pick him?

759
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 6: All right?

760
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 7: Would you like to explain what the hell is going

761
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 7: on here?

762
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:50,279
Speaker 12: Bud?

763
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:58,880
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, sir, you well, I ended up just trying

764
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,799
Speaker 6: to get some advice here because I thought you were

765
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:04,880
Speaker 6: going to ask about bears, and I wanted to be

766
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 6: able to answer your question. So this was the most

767
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:11,919
Speaker 6: logical choice for me to give these guys a call

768
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 6: and ask their advice.

769
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,400
Speaker 5: We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. He was

770
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:19,320
Speaker 5: really nervous about asking your permission to not your permission,

771
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 5: but for your blessing to marry his daughter because he's

772
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 5: heard it hasn't gone well in the past, and it.

773
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,840
Speaker 1: Matters to him because he knows that it matters to

774
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,680
Speaker 1: your daughter, which is sweet.

775
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 7: She means a lot to him, you know, Garrett, Look,

776
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 7: just tell me this. You're not going to be a

777
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 7: problem for me, are you now?

778
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 1: Oh?

779
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 12: Is that no?

780
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 6: Sir. No, sir, not not at all.

781
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:41,959
Speaker 1: What would be a problem for you.

782
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,280
Speaker 5: You don't dress up in horse outfits, now, do you, Garrett?

783
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:46,400
Speaker 6: No, I don't.

784
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:49,279
Speaker 5: Okay, there you go. You might as well check this

785
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:49,759
Speaker 5: box up.

786
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 1: I say that could have been a good guy that

787
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,319
Speaker 1: she missed out on. I mean, he sounds like he

788
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 1: was a sensitive one.

789
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:59,759
Speaker 5: True Larry doesn't approve of that. But what do you

790
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:03,479
Speaker 5: think about Garrett as a potential future son in law?

791
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:07,799
Speaker 7: To you, Well, he's a good kid. He's you can

792
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,120
Speaker 7: tell he's a little skittish.

793
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I very much.

794
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:14,240
Speaker 5: The potential is there.

795
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:17,359
Speaker 7: He's very respectful and all that stuff. I appreciate that,

796
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,360
Speaker 7: and I don't mean to make fun of him, but

797
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 7: because it's easy.

798
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 1: But.

799
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,320
Speaker 3: I can't appreciate that.

800
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 6: Garrett.

801
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:30,319
Speaker 7: You can definitely ask her. Quite honestly, you're the only

802
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 7: normal one she's ever brought around.

803
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 1: Even though you never answered your question.

804
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,719
Speaker 7: No, I do have a question for him, So just

805
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,839
Speaker 7: tell me this first. If you come home from work

806
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 7: and there's a bear in the house, what are you

807
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:46,720
Speaker 7: going to do?

808
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:48,360
Speaker 3: The question?

809
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 6: Uh uh, I think if it's brown, you lie down.

810
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 1: Or maybe don't go into the house to be getting.

811
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 8: Understand.

812
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 7: I'm just.

813
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,760
Speaker 1: Between you and your daughter. You're gonna tear Garrett apart.

814
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:13,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, he does have a good sense of humor.

815
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet the dad joke would have worked.

816
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:16,759
Speaker 8: Bro what dad joke?

817
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 5: Hold on here, Garrett, do you remember the joke?

818
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 6: Oh?

819
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 12: What is it?

820
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:24,400
Speaker 3: What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

821
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 6: One's a little lighter?

822
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 5: I got it, Jar, You're gonna be gonna be a

823
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 5: great husband one day.

824
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 10: Jared brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

825
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:42,839
Speaker 5: You know, that was actually kind of heartwarming in the end.

826
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 1: It was actually really cute. Larry was red. He was Yeah,

827
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 1: and apparently his daughter is too if she was trolling

828
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 1: him with that bear the entire time.

829
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 3: That's pretty funny.

830
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:55,799
Speaker 5: That was hilarious, And I hope that he keeps us

831
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,360
Speaker 5: updated on what happens when he does pop the question.

832
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,400
Speaker 5: I'm guessing she'll say yes.

833
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 1: I feel like he's going to be so scared. It's

834
00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 1: going to be in another three years.

835
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, he definitely has a lot of nerves in there.

836
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 5: But I just hope that Brooke, whenever your daughter is

837
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:12,720
Speaker 5: old enough that she comes to us for the awkward

838
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 5: Tuesday phone call for anything, in her life so.

839
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 1: That she can ask for the blessing of the family.

840
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 5: No, just any problems that she's facing, Like if she

841
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 5: wants to know how to tell your mom politely, she

842
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:27,799
Speaker 5: shouldn't dance anymore at party. She should feel free to

843
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 5: come to us with that.

844
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:32,759
Speaker 1: She tells me that not politely, jeff Yeah, forgot it

845
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:33,320
Speaker 1: better way?

846
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 5: Or how to ask your mom? How do I find

847
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:38,240
Speaker 5: my real father without hurting mom's feelings?

848
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:41,280
Speaker 3: We know, yeah, we haven't. We have a whole network

849
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:42,319
Speaker 3: of people listening, and.

850
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:43,839
Speaker 1: She looks nothing like her dad.

851
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,920
Speaker 5: I'm just to all the children out there listening who

852
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,920
Speaker 5: are growing into young adults about to face life's problems.

853
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:53,839
Speaker 5: We are here for you when the time comes crash.

854
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 3: How to tell them? Yeah, awkward Tuesday, whatever it is.

855
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 1: I feel like we got a three way Larry on

856
00:40:59,280 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 1: some of these.

857
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, use his wisdom. But the first step to any

858
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:07,920
Speaker 5: successful life is hitting subscribe on Brookie Jeffrey. So if

859
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,280
Speaker 5: you haven't done it, smashed that subscribe.

860
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:14,239
Speaker 10: Button brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

861
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 5: After months of games, over one hundred chances to notice,

862
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 5: and suddenly the city wakes up and is like, wait,

863
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 5: we have a baseball team, and hold it, they're kind

864
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 5: of good. They might actually make the playoffs this year.

865
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 5: Hold on, why aren't tickets still ten bucks like they

866
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:42,360
Speaker 5: were back in April. That's not playoff prices, That's right,

867
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:46,880
Speaker 5: it is playoff push time. So we said, Jose and

868
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:49,319
Speaker 5: Alexis down to the stadium to see what the die

869
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:52,879
Speaker 5: hards and the bandwagon fans are up to and what

870
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,840
Speaker 5: you're doing at the baseball game. We're gonna play you

871
00:41:55,880 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 5: the audio coming up right now. Is this the most

872
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 5: beautiful time of the year for a baseball game?

873
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 8: Yeah?

874
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning, the sun is shining,

875
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:11,400
Speaker 5: the fans are fanning, hot dogs are hot dog in

876
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 5: all the way down my throat, and I'm not even

877
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:17,439
Speaker 5: at the stadium. That's what I do in my spare time.

878
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:21,360
Speaker 5: So just imagine sending Jose and Alexis down into that

879
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:24,759
Speaker 5: kind of wild atmosphere to ask the surly group of

880
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 5: homers in between swigs of beer, a simple question, what

881
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 5: you're doing at the baseball game?

882
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 3: What you're doing at the baseball game? Well, I came

883
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,480
Speaker 3: here with that one of my co workers. Yeah, and

884
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,759
Speaker 3: you are wearing a soccer jersey.

885
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,400
Speaker 10: Sir, that's because I didn't have a freaking Minis jersey.

886
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 10: You know.

887
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 9: Okay, do you think that like that should be a rule,

888
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 9: like as long as you're wearing any jersey to any

889
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 9: sporting event, it's okay.

890
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:53,200
Speaker 3: I don't see why not. Would you wear small volleyball shorts.

891
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 3: It doesn't have the longing the bag like you know

892
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 3: on the budget. Yeah, yeah, why not? Okay, so you

893
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 3: will wear volleyball shorts?

894
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 1: Of course?

895
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:03,399
Speaker 3: Are you embarrassed by this man?

896
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 5: Is this your friend? Is my boss?

897
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:09,720
Speaker 3: This is your boss? It's the most wasted one here.

898
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 3: I would have approached it way different if I knew

899
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 3: he was like the head.

900
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 1: Hon Joe, I want that boss. Yeah.

901
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:20,959
Speaker 5: Here, I feel embarrassed that we work in radio, which

902
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 5: is like the lowest level of the low, and other

903
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:27,879
Speaker 5: businesses are getting more hammered and having more fun than

904
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:28,400
Speaker 5: we are.

905
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 3: That's supposed to be us. At the baseball games, it's

906
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:31,800
Speaker 3: like ten.

907
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:33,919
Speaker 9: Maybe fifteen of them, like the whole proof, the whole

908
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:34,920
Speaker 9: company went out together.

909
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 1: Yeah no, wait, I think our sales team kind of

910
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 1: goes behind our back and they don't invite us.

911
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:43,920
Speaker 5: That is true, that's right, But maybe we should brand

912
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,359
Speaker 5: some brook and Jeffrey booty shorts to give to our

913
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:47,919
Speaker 5: listeners to wear out and down.

914
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, and require only old bosses are able.

915
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,400
Speaker 2: To we are we found ones.

916
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:57,799
Speaker 1: What you doing at the baseball game?

917
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 13: It is our buddies belated there thirty second birthday.

918
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 1: You want to celebrate by coming here?

919
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:03,680
Speaker 5: Use your idea?

920
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 13: It was his idea or other buddy's idea. And then

921
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,280
Speaker 13: but we all love baseball, so it worked out. Well, Okay,

922
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:10,799
Speaker 13: what are you.

923
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 1: Gonna do in there to celebrate your birthday? Then you

924
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:13,880
Speaker 1: can't just sit and watch the game.

925
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 3: I might just sit and watch the game.

926
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 13: But he's gonna rush the field.

927
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 5: I'm gonna rush the field. I'll probably go naked.

928
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:25,360
Speaker 1: That was so fast. Do you fall for peer pressure easily?

929
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 3: What do you think.

930
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 8: Sometimes?

931
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:29,880
Speaker 12: I do?

932
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 5: Yes all the time.

933
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,239
Speaker 1: Oh wait, peer pressure to do something else? Right now?

934
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:34,759
Speaker 1: Far can we get this?

935
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 5: I don't know, he's uh. I don't know.

936
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:40,479
Speaker 13: If his wife here here's this, she probably wouldn't be happy.

937
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:42,640
Speaker 1: So I didn't say it has to be like cheating.

938
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 1: It could be like money or anything.

939
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 13: I was gonna have him like play Frogger at the street.

940
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 5: So, oh my god, Lexus you're instigating people to do

941
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:56,600
Speaker 5: stuff at the game because you can't actually sit through

942
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:59,320
Speaker 5: the real sport and watch that. You need drunk dudes

943
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:00,760
Speaker 5: to entertain you by doing dumbs.

944
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 1: You're welcome. I'm helping make his birthday memorable. Who doesn't

945
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 1: love a naked streaker. Yeah, they're always entertaining.

946
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:08,719
Speaker 3: Not a part of the game now.

947
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's fun when they like try not to

948
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 1: show them on TV. But then you see him anyway

949
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 1: and you're like, you did it.

950
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,319
Speaker 5: Man, I found out at our local stadium. You get

951
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:20,919
Speaker 5: a thirty year band if you try to rush the way. Yeah,

952
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:22,399
Speaker 5: so how'd you find that out?

953
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 8: Jeff?

954
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna.

955
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 5: Say, but there's a reason Hose and Alexis do the interviews.

956
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:31,279
Speaker 3: It's what you're doing at the baseball game.

957
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 5: Where Jose and Alexis were down at the stadium to

958
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 5: revel in America's favorite pastime by asking the fans a

959
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:38,480
Speaker 5: simple question.

960
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:41,279
Speaker 3: What you're doing at the baseball game? We me and

961
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,960
Speaker 3: my sister and having a beer and then just have

962
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 3: a good time tonight. So we're brothers sister bonding. I

963
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:48,840
Speaker 3: love this. You guys go to sporting events a lot together.

964
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:50,759
Speaker 12: No, not really no, So.

965
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:52,759
Speaker 3: This has got a special occasion. So what are you

966
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 3: guys gonna do? You're together, You're at a sporting events,

967
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 3: a beautiful day. What do you need to make it

968
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 3: a year? Holding up a big old beer?

969
00:45:58,840 --> 00:45:59,080
Speaker 2: Yes?

970
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:04,359
Speaker 3: When yes, but she's right, I mean beer's the priority. Yeah,

971
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:07,280
Speaker 3: for sure. What is it like getting drunk with your sibling?

972
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 3: I'll say, you know, with your siblings, it's your like

973
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 3: your best friends. So it's it can't get any better.

974
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 3: I do with my kids now too. There's a child

975
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:16,600
Speaker 3: right there. We can drink with them.

976
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:21,799
Speaker 5: If they brought me some. Why even after finding the

977
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:25,240
Speaker 5: most upstanding people at these events every single time, you gotta.

978
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 3: Test people's morals here and there. Right, Even you guys

979
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 3: didn't hear this.

980
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:31,759
Speaker 9: He was like what I said, if he brought me

981
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 9: a beard, I'm not gonna give him a beard.

982
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 12: That's right.

983
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:37,280
Speaker 1: Make the kid pay, Yeah, talking about you know Brooks.

984
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 5: Kids are walking around the stadium with two hands of

985
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:42,239
Speaker 5: beers so that they can bring more back to the

986
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:43,120
Speaker 5: seats for mama to.

987
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, kids, Mommy can only buy two two.

988
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 3: Anybody asked for twenty one?

989
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:53,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, what you're doing at the baseball game My mom

990
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:55,920
Speaker 2: won these tickets at an auction that she goes to

991
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 2: every year, so that's why.

992
00:46:58,080 --> 00:46:59,880
Speaker 1: But you're not with your mom, she's right.

993
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:01,880
Speaker 3: Oh you are with your Okay are you?

994
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:02,920
Speaker 1: I saw you with someone else.

995
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:03,839
Speaker 3: That's why.

996
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 2: Okay, it's over there, she's over there.

997
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 4: Okay, But I have because you're wearing a SpongeBob jersey.

998
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:11,759
Speaker 2: Yes, it was a special game I had to go

999
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 2: to two weeks ago.

1000
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:15,759
Speaker 6: You bought the you bought the special tickets, got the jersey.

1001
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 1: Can you do your SpongeBob impersonation?

1002
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:21,759
Speaker 3: No, but I can do Patrick. That's actually really good

1003
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 3: mayonnaise an instrument. I love that too. Though the jerseys

1004
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 3: at a sporting event are getting more Wow. Oh yeah,

1005
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 3: I looked like SpongeBob.

1006
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 1: Did baseball out of all of them. Is like, we

1007
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 1: gotta do something fun somebody in the stadium. Totally.

1008
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 5: I love that you guys went there to talk to

1009
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:43,880
Speaker 5: people about baseball. But it turned into an episode of

1010
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 5: America's Got Talent. Yeah, I think that last guy.

1011
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 3: Is our winner.

1012
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:50,439
Speaker 5: Unless we're doing drunk frogger guy in the street.

1013
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 8: We don't know how.

1014
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:52,959
Speaker 1: Well he did on the frog test.

1015
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:56,839
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, ALRP to that guy, that was what you're

1016
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:59,640
Speaker 5: doing at the baseball game. We've got a phone tap

1017
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 5: coming up right.

1018
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:03,799
Speaker 10: After this, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1019
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 5: You've got a brand new player named Miranda today, who

1020
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 5: says we called her at the perfect time because apparently

1021
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 5: she is on a shake plate right now. Yeah, and

1022
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 5: I printed a picture of one. Have you ever seen

1023
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:26,520
Speaker 5: one of these before?

1024
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 10: Broke?

1025
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:29,360
Speaker 5: Describe? Describe what you're seeing in the photo.

1026
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 1: It's like one of those. I feel like it was

1027
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:35,279
Speaker 1: like a fifties fitness trend with the belt right where

1028
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:39,240
Speaker 1: you would just jiggle. This one doesn't have the belt.

1029
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:41,239
Speaker 1: It just is a platform you stand on and none.

1030
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:44,839
Speaker 9: It jiggles like trying to like work out the core.

1031
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:46,880
Speaker 1: Well guessing. Yeah, it's like supposed to throw.

1032
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:49,360
Speaker 5: You off exactly. And Miranda, is that the device that

1033
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 5: you're on right now?

1034
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 12: No?

1035
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:57,279
Speaker 5: None, what you told our producer, You're on a shake plate.

1036
00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:57,960
Speaker 5: What does that mean.

1037
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 6: It doesn't have them the rubber band thing. You just

1038
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 6: stand on a plate and it's shakes.

1039
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 1: Does it work?

1040
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:05,400
Speaker 10: No?

1041
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:06,319
Speaker 8: You know.

1042
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 5: The point is I feel good while doing it and

1043
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:14,239
Speaker 5: it makes me happy, So you keep doing you, Miranda,

1044
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:16,880
Speaker 5: keep on your shake plate. Brook's gonna leave the studio,

1045
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 5: so let's go over the rules. You got thirty seconds.

1046
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 5: Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1047
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:22,680
Speaker 5: you could say pass. But you have to beat her

1048
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:24,560
Speaker 5: outright if you want to win, and I hope you do.

1049
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:25,920
Speaker 5: Are you ready?

1050
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:26,799
Speaker 1: Yes?

1051
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 5: You got this? Your time starts now. Actor Keanu Reeves

1052
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 5: celebrates a birthday today. What country is he from?

1053
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:36,240
Speaker 6: Germany?

1054
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:39,239
Speaker 5: The tallest mountain in North America is called Denali, and

1055
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:40,959
Speaker 5: it's located in which US state?

1056
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:43,800
Speaker 6: I have no idea.

1057
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:49,000
Speaker 5: What is the past tense of the word swim? Swim

1058
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:51,520
Speaker 5: in poetry? What do you call any group of lines

1059
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 5: that are together?

1060
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 6: Damnsel?

1061
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 5: What Caribbean country invented the Mohito? Oh?

1062
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 6: I have no idea.

1063
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:10,520
Speaker 5: Okay, I feel like she's just really enjoying her experience

1064
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:12,799
Speaker 5: on the shape. But she's like, oh, yeah, I have

1065
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,839
Speaker 5: no clue, and I don't blame you. And Miranda. Now

1066
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 5: this is extra special because today is actually also Miranda's

1067
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 5: birthday for one years old, and hopefully your three children

1068
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:29,160
Speaker 5: are going to throw you a party of some sort.

1069
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 5: I mean, what's the plan?

1070
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, I have no idea.

1071
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,880
Speaker 1: It better be a surprise, then, they've got something planned.

1072
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 7: Right.

1073
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:45,799
Speaker 6: We went to Pantera on Friday's.

1074
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:46,480
Speaker 5: Pantera Metal Band.

1075
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 6: You don't know what panto.

1076
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:52,200
Speaker 5: I'll leave the studio now, like out of total shame.

1077
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 8: Was like that.

1078
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:54,640
Speaker 3: I haven't heard about it.

1079
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 5: Sounds Clara delicious but hard. Hopefully some shakesplates involved in

1080
00:50:59,520 --> 00:50:59,919
Speaker 5: that too.

1081
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:03,880
Speaker 6: No, it was totally for my kids.

1082
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:04,839
Speaker 5: She wanted to go.

1083
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:09,359
Speaker 1: Your birthday celebration was for your kid.

1084
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:09,799
Speaker 2: Girl.

1085
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:13,319
Speaker 9: I have a feeling you're cooking dinner for yourself.

1086
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:14,520
Speaker 8: Something will happen later.

1087
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 6: I'm sure.

1088
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 3: Jesus focused on kiddo.

1089
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 8: Miranda.

1090
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:23,279
Speaker 5: You're awesome. Now sit tight because it's Brooks turn. Are

1091
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:23,720
Speaker 5: you ready?

1092
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 1: Yes?

1093
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 5: Your time starts now. Actor Keanu Reeves celebrates a birthday today.

1094
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:29,719
Speaker 5: What country is he from?

1095
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:30,880
Speaker 1: The United States?

1096
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:34,440
Speaker 5: The tallest mountain in North America is called Denali, and

1097
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 5: it's located in which US state?

1098
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 1: Alaska?

1099
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:41,960
Speaker 5: What is the past tense of the word swim swim

1100
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:45,000
Speaker 5: in poetry? What do you call any group of lines

1101
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:45,760
Speaker 5: that are together?

1102
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:46,480
Speaker 12: Uh?

1103
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:48,280
Speaker 1: Oh, pairing?

1104
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:51,960
Speaker 5: I can't remember what Caribbean country invented.

1105
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 1: The mohito Cuba.

1106
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:55,840
Speaker 5: What beverage is made by fermenting apples?

1107
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:57,160
Speaker 3: Apple?

1108
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:01,279
Speaker 5: Okay? Is up? We're gonna head on over to the

1109
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 5: scoreboard to see how everybody did with Jose. Do you

1110
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 5: like fruit? Do you like fruit?

1111
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:11,879
Speaker 3: Miranda? You got one today.

1112
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:16,000
Speaker 6: Miranda, it's exciting.

1113
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:18,760
Speaker 5: She's thrilled. Can't you tell.

1114
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:21,960
Speaker 8: Rook you got.

1115
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 6: A brand?

1116
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:26,400
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to do that to you today.

1117
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 5: Did you dirty on your birthday? I'm sorry about that.

1118
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 5: Let's go for the answer is Actor Keanu Reeves celebrates

1119
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:34,680
Speaker 5: a birthday. He is from the country of Canada, originally

1120
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:38,360
Speaker 5: good there always he's so nice. He's gotta be kidding.

1121
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 5: Sixty one years old. The tallest mountain in North America

1122
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:46,880
Speaker 5: is in Denali. You'd find it in Alaska, twenty Brook, Alaska,

1123
00:52:47,239 --> 00:52:51,400
Speaker 5: twenty thousand three and ten feet high. Past tense of

1124
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 5: the words swim is swam.

1125
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 1: It took me a second on that one. I sat

1126
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:57,000
Speaker 1: with it for a half a second.

1127
00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:59,759
Speaker 5: In poetry, any group of lines that are together are

1128
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:00,279
Speaker 5: known as.

1129
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Speaker 1: A stanza dan, like George Costanza.

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Speaker 5: Caribbean country that amentioned the mohido was Cuba. And when

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Speaker 5: you forermend apples, it makes cider.

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Speaker 1: So I always know what happens when you ferment stuff.

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Speaker 5: Yes, Unfortunately it was not enough to beat Brooke today.

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Speaker 5: But just for playing, we are going to hook you

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Speaker 5: up with a twenty five dollars Disney gift card ballad

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Speaker 5: at any Disney resort, theme park or online in the

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Speaker 5: Disney Store. And you better use it on yourself, not

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Speaker 5: your children. That's our one stipulation.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, hey, happy birthday, Arianda. We hope you

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Speaker 1: have a great day.

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, and come back and play again soon. We're

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Speaker 5: gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow

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Speaker 10: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.