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Speaker 2: Oh man, happy frid Day. I mean, wow, did you

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Speaker 2: see those baseball games last night? That's not what we're

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Speaker 3: Do people still get excited about Fridays? I'm asking, like

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because I don't have to wake up and come

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Speaker 2: to work. Because here's the thing. During summertime, every day

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Speaker 2: is a Friday. They don't get the concept of Friday.

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Speaker 2: You don't have to do any work because they're on

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Speaker 1: Is it called Friya Still yeah?

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Speaker 2: I still call it Friday.

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Speaker 3: Baser hit me up this morning and she said Friday.

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Speaker 3: We used to do it every day every Friday. When

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Speaker 3: we first started dating. We'd say Happy Friday. And now

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Speaker 1: We haven't done those Friday thing and maybe I'd say

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Speaker 3: Today she goes, happy Friday's back.

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Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, no, she said Friday. She didn't say Frye.

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Speaker 1: We don't say frye anymore.

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Speaker 2: We got old why why can you not? You should

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Speaker 2: respond and be like happy fry ye yeah, say I

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Speaker 2: picture of Rebecca Black. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: When we fort in back in twenty fourteens first started dating,

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Speaker 3: it was happy fr yea. And then she'd say broad

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Speaker 3: Way Patio and I'd go.

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Speaker 2: Yay and I would say nay, yeah, we don't.

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Speaker 1: We don't talk like old people. Now.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's sort of like my wife and I when

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Speaker 2: we were dating for some reason, at some restaurant I

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Speaker 2: think it was California Pizza Kitchen we went to. She

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Speaker 2: silverware in her purse genius, and she found it, like

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Speaker 2: now and then when we were dating, when she I

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Speaker 2: I would hide it in her house. And now we

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Speaker 2: silverware from Fornia Pizza Kitchen in the napkin, wrapped up

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Speaker 2: and I just found it. It was there was a

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Speaker 2: swimsuit that I got for free, I don't know where,

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Speaker 2: and it's just been sitting in my closet and when

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Speaker 2: I was packing to go on vacation, I was looking

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Speaker 2: for my swimsuit that I wear and I picked up

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Speaker 2: that swimsuit found the silverware.

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Speaker 3: Originally that was funny in the purse. I don't know

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Speaker 3: if it carries over for twenty years to your new

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know if it does either. But it's

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Speaker 2: sort of like my brother.

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Speaker 3: Like, did you laugh when you go to get your

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Speaker 2: Can? I? And it went in my bathtub, it was

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Speaker 1: I think it loses it.

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Speaker 2: I laughed, Oh, like I started. I started picking up.

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Speaker 2: I was like, why is this so heavy? And then

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh that, Well, you know what we do.

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Speaker 1: Our cat will attack stuff, so we know the stuff

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Speaker 3: My cologne always tips over, breaks and ooh, so I

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Speaker 3: hide Colonne throughout the house. Chapstick sunglasses. We hide it well,

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Speaker 3: then we forget where we.

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Speaker 1: Hide the crap.

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Speaker 2: That's the problem.

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Speaker 3: My two hundred dollars spice bomb, Colonne, I cannot find.

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Speaker 3: I hid it one night after a couple of drinks

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Speaker 2: So when you find the days, you're gonna be like,

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Speaker 2: was kind of dead. I don't know how long ago

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Speaker 2: she hid it in these swim trunks because I've had

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Speaker 2: these swim trunks for a year and I've never worn them,

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Speaker 1: Are the kids involved? Hers? It just you and your

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Speaker 2: Just me and the wife. The kids have no idea,

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Speaker 2: They don't know where that the silverware exists.

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Speaker 3: Dude, I hate to be Debbie Downner. It's just not

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Speaker 3: still funny. It's not the first time you did it

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Speaker 3: probably got the man bag. Hide some silverware from a

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Speaker 1: That is funny. No, no, but it dies then that night.

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Speaker 1: It's never funny again.

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Speaker 2: I hate to tell you. It doesn't have to be

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Speaker 2: goes to the bathroom, you hide silverware in her purse

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Speaker 2: or a plate in her purse. When they find it

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Speaker 2: what And you are going to have the greatest laugh ever.

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Speaker 2: Because I'm gonna tell you this. We were at the

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Speaker 1: What if everybody that's Batter's Box here with us?

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Speaker 2: And his wife was there, and we talked about the

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Speaker 2: was at Magiano's that was awkwarl and it was very

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Speaker 2: said it'd be about thirty minutes. So we're sitting there

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Speaker 2: Why is a table not available?

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Speaker 2: And they were like, well, we can't. We kind of guestimate.

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Speaker 2: Oh really, you'd rather save a table for people with

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Speaker 1: Sesh. I mean, she just blew a gasket. She sounds

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Speaker 2: And my brother looks at me, Batter's Box looks at

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Speaker 1: Ray that wick has been dimmed over the years.

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Speaker 2: No, no, it hasn't, oh, he said. They said thirty

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Speaker 2: to forty five. But I just told her at thirty.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know she was going to go lose it

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Speaker 2: at thirty. So great. So then they about five minutes later,

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Speaker 1: Cool.

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Speaker 2: And then at the end of the meal, batter's box

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Speaker 2: She's got a bigger purse, like a kind of like a.

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Speaker 1: Bag, almost Belciaga.

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Speaker 2: I don't think it was a name brand, but it

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Speaker 1: It might have been burking.

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Speaker 2: So in her purse slash bag, I put a breadplate, fork, knife, spoon,

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Speaker 1: I bet that one overwhel And she.

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Speaker 2: Didn't know until she got home. And so when we

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Speaker 2: in my freaking bag. So to say that it only

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Speaker 2: or they'd give them that silverware and be like, you

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Speaker 2: know how we got that silverware, and they would tell

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Speaker 3: Stealing isn't good. The one time is funny. Lisa vander

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Speaker 3: Pump says she has to go.

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Speaker 1: When she was doing her reality show vander Pump Rules monthly,

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Speaker 3: So that's just a side note. The other side note

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Speaker 3: is it has to progress now that we're adults. What

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Speaker 3: pops it book. Okay, that's funny. Like if I was

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Speaker 1: Oh, Austin Bezer, it's a dildo.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's kind of funny. If you're going through TSA.

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Speaker 2: We've done that before. Where we're going to Wichita, that's

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Speaker 2: what is this and they're gonna pull it.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's the kind of humor that's fun at

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Speaker 1: security though, when they're doing the ten bags and they

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Speaker 1: of those because I'm just sitting there. Beser's one bag

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Speaker 2: To be it has to happen all the time. But

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Speaker 2: we really got to start the show because we have

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Speaker 2: such a great show playing for you. This was not playing.

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Speaker 2: I got a game for you fun is it the Feud? No? No,

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Speaker 2: it's for you and all the listeners, and I want

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Speaker 2: to know who they're what the vote is gonna say?

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Speaker 2: What is it?

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Speaker 1: Movie trivia? Ah?

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Speaker 2: No, it's not gonna be it.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, name that tune.

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Speaker 2: Nope, nope, no, mmm, name the president, name that clap.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna do different claps and you're gonna tell me

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Speaker 2: what celebrity claps like that?

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Speaker 1: All right, all right, We're gonna do it live. Arnold

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Speaker 1: is on a four day week. Wow. He is headed

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he was really inspired by your stories. You want

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do it live.

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Speaker 2: We are the one, two three, so loser. What up, everybody?

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Speaker 2: I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so

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Speaker 3: It'says and I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.

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Speaker 3: my wife. We do have two point two kids at Vanderbilt.

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Speaker 1: A lot has to go on before they are indeed

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Speaker 2: So the game I have to play is we're gonna

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Speaker 2: play a game called Who's the Biggest Idiot?

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Speaker 1: What about the collapse?

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Speaker 2: That was a joke to get people excited, like like,

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Speaker 2: do you know anybody's clap? Could you name one person's clap?

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Speaker 2: Like there's got to be a distinct coach clap. Other

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Speaker 1: This one.

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Speaker 2: Name that one I don't know. It was just a

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Speaker 2: one you could use exactly. So that's why we're gonna

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Speaker 2: play Who's the Biggest Idiot? Okay, Contestant number one is Justin.

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Speaker 2: So Justin decides that he is going to try to

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Speaker 2: organize a golf outing for Eric Dodd's fortieth birthday. Right,

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Speaker 2: so he texts over the vacation to Ray, myself and Dodd,

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Speaker 2: and he said, hey, boys, golf for fortieth birthdays. Dodd, Bowers,

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Speaker 2: Slater and Box scramble which date works best? Saturday the

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Speaker 2: July the twelfth or Saturday July the nineteenth. Oh I guess?

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Speaker 2: He said Saturday the nineteenth, and Ray responds of what

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Speaker 2: what course and Justin responds, gray Stone, Legacy or Hermitage.

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Speaker 1: This, and he's also firing it off while I'm on

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Speaker 2: It's been settled, make it happen. So he has decided

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Speaker 2: great job justin settling a date the birthday. Boy didn't

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Speaker 2: even isn't even available on He said, less than one

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Speaker 2: not trying to book a tea time for February twenty sixth.

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Speaker 2: I replied that would be a little cold, so I agree,

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Speaker 1: The idiot part of that one is you obviously would

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Speaker 1: clear the dates with the two birthday boys. It's in

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Speaker 1: He didn't clear what anybody picks.

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Speaker 3: A date, and it doesn't work for anybody, And it's

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Speaker 3: just want to line up a scramble.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's literally, I guess it's his birthday and

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Speaker 2: Dodds right.

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Speaker 1: My birthday fortieth, Yeah, since my fortieth birthday. It's Dodd's

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Speaker 1: fortieth birthday. It's Dodd's wife's fortieth birthday. It's Matt Overton's fortieth.

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Speaker 1: Where did you just turn forty? I haven't, but in

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, I see what you're saying. I got it.

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Speaker 2: Is he turning forty two, Justin and Justin's turning forty

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Speaker 2: Holy crap, I can there's a list of people that

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Speaker 2: it's been settled.

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Speaker 1: My twin brother.

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Speaker 2: And he settles it on the nineties, Like does it

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Speaker 2: When I saw the text messages. Sorry I wasn't sitting

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Speaker 1: I tried to play on your birthdays, all right, man, thank.

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Speaker 2: You man, I mean I tried. I knew that no

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Speaker 2: No one was responding. Yeah, you gave us thirty freaking

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Speaker 2: I have idiot number two. And as we continue to play,

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Speaker 2: who's the biggest idiot? No, biggest, because there's gonna be

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Speaker 2: three options. If it's bigger, there's only two options, right,

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Speaker 2: so it's biggest. Ready to try it again?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, who's the biggest idiot?

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Speaker 2: That's a fun game, isn't it. Yeah? I mean, have

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Speaker 3: Oh we've Yeah, thats all these text threads die. I

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Speaker 3: You know how many text threads I get? My dad

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Speaker 1: Delete read it, delete, read it, delete read it, delete

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Speaker 2: Oh, you're over there on threads. Yeah, that was a

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Speaker 2: great invention my Facebook. I mean they did threads. That's

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Speaker 1: Two years ago. Dominican Republic baser, Hey, wake up, wake up,

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Speaker 1: there's a new app created. It's called Threads. You gotta

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Speaker 1: get on it's gonna be huge. Two years later it

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Speaker 2: I don't even like when you watch the news, they

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Speaker 1: It's dead. Twitter's dying.

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Speaker 2: Oh how how can Twitter die when he paid a

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Speaker 2: billion dollars for it?

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Speaker 1: Well, it's just completely different now.

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Speaker 3: I used to read it for good personalities, and it

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Speaker 1: Now it's just straight videos. I mean sometimes I get

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Speaker 2: Are you ready for a round two of.

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Speaker 4: Who's the Biggest Idiot?

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Speaker 2: Contested? Number two? Me lunchbox because Gray. Let me tell you, buddy,

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Speaker 2: I told you all about the glass. I dropped the

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Speaker 3: Hell.

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Speaker 2: I thought I got it all out, I got stitches,

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Speaker 2: everything's been grand. Well, Wednesday, I made an appointment. I

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Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on, but there's got to

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Speaker 1: Podiatrists strictly only feet foot.

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Speaker 2: Doctor, so he goes, let me get an X ray,

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Speaker 2: in says, yeah, man, I got bad news. You still

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Speaker 2: got glass in there. Said we're gonna have to do surgery.

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Speaker 3: So do you think the one in Texas? Was that

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Speaker 2: Maybe I think it was a small town a quickie clinic.

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Speaker 2: He got a piece of glass and he just assumed

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Speaker 3: And so you were good with this random guy in

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Speaker 2: Well, I think that's any doctor. I don't know that

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Speaker 2: I don't know how doctors operate. He had a big

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Speaker 2: like light that he pulled down like when you do

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Speaker 2: He did that for my foot, so I assumed that

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Speaker 3: We got AI creating three D girlfriends that guys are banging,

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Speaker 3: and you're telling me they can't create some AI thing

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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe the small town doctors should have given an

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Speaker 3: He decided not to do that. I don't know why,

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Ray, they told me to drink my own piss.

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Speaker 2: No, they didn't do it. They didn't do it. And

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Speaker 2: I'd been limping around and I before my Pedieti's appointment,

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Speaker 2: there's glass still in it. And then the doctor he said, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'd say there's probably something still in there, and he goes,

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Speaker 2: I don't really understand why the guy put his stitches

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Speaker 1: And we had mistakes. On top of glass still being

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Speaker 2: He goes, that way, if you have an infection or

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, well, he puts stitch in there, you know,

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Speaker 1: But two doctors in your neighborhood, no doctor and nurse

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Speaker 1: Ray they're the moat away on the other side, and

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Speaker 1: they're not married to each other.

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Speaker 2: They live across the street from each other. One's a doctor,

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Speaker 1: That explanation explains it all, thank you.

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Speaker 2: And so I go to the potiatrist and he tells

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Speaker 1: Did you tell him about the game you had?

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Speaker 2: I told him, man, I got a double header to night,

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Speaker 2: He goes, we're gonna have to put you under anesthesia.

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Speaker 2: Because I have a piece of glass in my foot.

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00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:44,240
Speaker 2: He goes, I'm not sure how deep it is in there.

437
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:48,240
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to cut your foot back open and

438
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,400
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to dig in there.

439
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:52,000
Speaker 3: We could never be a hospital podcast. Dude, I'm like

440
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:55,480
Speaker 3: cringing trying to hear this story. So the whole thing

441
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:57,200
Speaker 3: of it, the glass being in the foot was tough

442
00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:00,359
Speaker 3: to hear. Yeah, and then the hooks and ears that

443
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,000
Speaker 3: was tough.

444
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:03,040
Speaker 2: So Wednesday night, I'm like, I'm gonna go to my

445
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:03,720
Speaker 2: soccer game.

446
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,520
Speaker 1: You're gonna play with the glass messy.

447
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:08,800
Speaker 2: And I put my shoes on and I tried to

448
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:11,960
Speaker 2: run in the backyard and I said, text team, I'm out, guys.

449
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:14,600
Speaker 2: I can't do it. I tried to do it. It hurts.

450
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,760
Speaker 2: I thought the adrenaline would take over, but I still

451
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:22,280
Speaker 2: am limping. I'm gonna have surgery tomorrow on Thursday, and

452
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:25,040
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get the glass out of my foot. And

453
00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:33,520
Speaker 2: so on Thursday, I wake up, I eat leftover eggs.

454
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:37,439
Speaker 2: I'm leftover refried black beans and a tortilla melt, some cheese.

455
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:40,919
Speaker 2: Kind of made myself some breakfast Tacos. I come to

456
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:45,840
Speaker 2: work and surgery is scheduled. Bones gave me the no

457
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:51,600
Speaker 2: surgery schedule for one pm on Thursday, and I show

458
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:54,119
Speaker 2: up to the hospital and I get checked in, They

459
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:57,000
Speaker 2: give me my wristband. The kids are there, the wife

460
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,560
Speaker 2: is there because they don't know how it's gonna go,

461
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:01,879
Speaker 2: you know, and anesthesia is like you go under, you

462
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,520
Speaker 2: don't know if you're coming back out right.

463
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:07,480
Speaker 1: And you're over the blaming. You're not blaming your wife

464
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:08,879
Speaker 1: at this point, are you.

465
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,040
Speaker 2: No. I don't blame my wife because.

466
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:16,440
Speaker 3: There's all these emotions regret, hatred, regret, remorse at all

467
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:19,199
Speaker 3: of the rs, and I just don't want you to

468
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:19,760
Speaker 3: blame her.

469
00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:23,200
Speaker 2: No, I don't blame her at all. And it's really

470
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,560
Speaker 2: my fault. She handed me the No.

471
00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:26,120
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no.

472
00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:31,920
Speaker 3: She was careless in handing you a glass object. I

473
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,080
Speaker 3: mean it's not like she was handing you something rubber,

474
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:41,199
Speaker 3: you know, like a.

475
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,240
Speaker 1: A glass object should be handed with two hands. I'm

476
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:42,480
Speaker 1: handing you glass.

477
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:43,680
Speaker 2: No she did.

478
00:22:44,119 --> 00:22:45,600
Speaker 1: Oh and you still dropped it.

479
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,560
Speaker 2: And I literally what you try to do?

480
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 1: Kobe it? You like dunked the blastic glass. Dude.

481
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:56,639
Speaker 2: I don't know why I still hold it with one hand.

482
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,560
Speaker 2: I did, dude, what are you Jordan? I I palmed

483
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:01,000
Speaker 2: the toad.

484
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:05,560
Speaker 1: Hey, excuse my fresh, but grab that fucker with two hands.

485
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,840
Speaker 2: I palmed all these kids.

486
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,840
Speaker 1: Nowadays, you guys are doing you know you got your

487
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,359
Speaker 1: behind the back. You know you're dancing a little bit

488
00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:13,119
Speaker 1: before you shoot it.

489
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:16,200
Speaker 2: Back in the day, two hands the ball, three point

490
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:20,439
Speaker 2: stance with the velastic turn around, set it on the counter.

491
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:23,240
Speaker 1: So they taught us the three point saying two.

492
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:26,760
Speaker 2: Hands on the ball, two hands on the plastic, like

493
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:30,080
Speaker 2: two hands the alligator chomp on a ground ball because

494
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:32,159
Speaker 2: if it bounces up, you can keep it in your glove.

495
00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:34,679
Speaker 5: You tried to catch the ball with one hand in

496
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:37,000
Speaker 5: the outfield. I tried to show boat a little bit

497
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:39,479
Speaker 5: at lunchtime at the lake. You know, I just grabbed

498
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:43,000
Speaker 5: it by the top, and I guess I didn't grab

499
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,720
Speaker 5: it all the way and it went sliding down, and

500
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:49,119
Speaker 5: that's when I moved my foot. The glass penetrated my

501
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:52,240
Speaker 5: body and has been giving me a nightmares for two

502
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:52,880
Speaker 5: weeks now.

503
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:56,840
Speaker 2: So I have my eggs. I come to work, I

504
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:59,920
Speaker 2: have some trail mix, drinking some water. No big deal.

505
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,399
Speaker 2: We get off work my wife is waiting down in

506
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:06,640
Speaker 2: the garage to take me to the hospital. I limp

507
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,800
Speaker 2: down there, get in the car. Kids are in a

508
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,959
Speaker 2: great mood because they've been sitting down there for twenty

509
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:14,920
Speaker 2: minutes and not moving. No police escort, no police escort,

510
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,000
Speaker 2: which I was a little disappointed by. And we roll

511
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:21,159
Speaker 2: up to the hospital and take the elevator up and

512
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,560
Speaker 2: we walk in. They check in, give him my wristband.

513
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 2: We brought uno for the kids. Because they're gonna they

514
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,919
Speaker 2: have to be there the whole time. An adult that

515
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 2: is gonna drive you to and from has to be

516
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 2: present the entire time. So my wife has to have

517
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:40,600
Speaker 2: three kids in the lobby the entire time. I'm in

518
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:45,399
Speaker 2: there getting cut up on, and so they check me in.

519
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:46,600
Speaker 2: We sit down, I'm.

520
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,240
Speaker 1: Talking and gibbles Jason.

521
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:52,920
Speaker 2: They open the door and they go, Gibbles, Gibbles.

522
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:56,120
Speaker 1: Please don't say it out loud. I'm a local celebrity.

523
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:59,560
Speaker 2: And I give baby Box to a hug. I give

524
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,000
Speaker 2: baby three hugs.

525
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:02,679
Speaker 1: Are you sitting with the commoners?

526
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:06,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I give my wife a hug, and I give

527
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 2: baby Box a hug. And I'm like, all right, guys,

528
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,600
Speaker 2: I'll see you on the other side.

529
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,159
Speaker 1: They're gonna remember all this now, Just so you know,

530
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,920
Speaker 1: they're not gonna remember even the fish. They're gonna remember

531
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,320
Speaker 1: Dad dropping the velastic.

532
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,080
Speaker 2: Oh that's all they're gonna talk about. They're gonna talk

533
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:21,840
Speaker 2: about how Dad had to go in and have surgery.

534
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:26,080
Speaker 2: And I go in and they put me on the scale,

535
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:30,119
Speaker 2: they take my temperature, they get me in the bed.

536
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,920
Speaker 2: They had me take off my shoes and they give

537
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 2: me these like hospital socks. I put all my belongings

538
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:40,399
Speaker 2: in this white plastic bag. They scenth it up and

539
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,600
Speaker 2: they're asking me a couple of questions and they're like,

540
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,280
Speaker 2: all right, and the wind's the last time you ate?

541
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,040
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, you know, I ate this morning.

542
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:50,560
Speaker 2: I had some eggs and she her him eggs and

543
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 2: refried beans, tortillas and cheese and they're like what And

544
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, I had eggs. And they're like, oh,

545
00:25:58,800 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 2: hold on, I'll right back.

546
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:03,359
Speaker 1: That's why you told us earlier the exact breakfast. I

547
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 1: was wondering there was a point to that.

548
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:08,359
Speaker 2: And they get on the phone and he comes back

549
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,479
Speaker 2: over and goes, man, I got some bad news fast,

550
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:13,719
Speaker 2: because we're not gonna be able to do it today fast.

551
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:18,240
Speaker 2: He goes, line one of the instructions we sent home

552
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 2: with you when you left the Padiasra's office. He says,

553
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:24,800
Speaker 2: do not eat or drink anything after midnight the day

554
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 2: of your surgery.

555
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 1: And you didn't stop eating.

556
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 2: And I said, oh, I didn't eat that. They said,

557
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,880
Speaker 2: let me call the doc where we're trying to figure

558
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,719
Speaker 2: out if we can still do this, how we can

559
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,800
Speaker 2: handle this. Just bear with us.

560
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 1: Did you tell them if they wait thirty minutes, you

561
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:45,439
Speaker 1: can excrete it? And so I sat there and he goes,

562
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,640
Speaker 1: give me a cup of coffee, and twenty minutes a doc,

563
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 1: I should be good.

564
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,880
Speaker 2: And he comes back and he goes, yeah, man, after

565
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,720
Speaker 2: talking to the doc, it's just we're not gonna be

566
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 2: able to do it. It's not a safe move to

567
00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:01,439
Speaker 2: that you've eaten all right, Mick Dreamy said, So basically

568
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 2: I should have lied to you and told you I

569
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 2: didn't eat. And he goes, oh, no, no, no, no. This

570
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 2: is a matter of life and death.

571
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 1: So if you had a breakfast taco and then when

572
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:11,920
Speaker 1: got surgery, you could.

573
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:17,159
Speaker 2: Die if you're under anesthesia. Noted, I don't know why.

574
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,439
Speaker 1: Sorry, honey, can't eat at one and a million this

575
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:22,679
Speaker 1: morning breakfast tacos. If by chance I have to have

576
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:24,160
Speaker 1: an anesthesia, all die.

577
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 2: I don't know, right, that's a great question. That's a

578
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:29,440
Speaker 2: great question.

579
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,639
Speaker 1: I mean, what if it's an emergency anesthesia.

580
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 2: That's a great point.

581
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 1: So we honestly should never have a big meal in

582
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 1: case we have an antistia.

583
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 2: In case, in case we're gonna like we get in

584
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:39,120
Speaker 2: a car, right.

585
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:42,399
Speaker 1: I can't do the appetizers, guy, You never know what

586
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,359
Speaker 1: you need an anesthesia nowadays.

587
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:46,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, the only time you can eat is when you're

588
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 2: going to sleep, because you know no accidents are gonna happen.

589
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:51,160
Speaker 2: So you're not gonna eat an anesthesia.

590
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 3: So it's like, oh, I ate a butterfinger last night

591
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 3: after midnight.

592
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 1: I can't get an anesthesia today.

593
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 2: So he's on the dock trying to find a time

594
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 2: schedule when next time I can go in and get

595
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 2: the glass out.

596
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,639
Speaker 3: Let me get you with my guy tour is what

597
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 3: his name is, family doctor.

598
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 2: And so he goes, man, we're pretty booked up tomorrow. Man.

599
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 2: He goes, can you come early in the morning. I said, no,

600
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 2: I have a job that works in the morning. He goes,

601
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 2: all right, let me get back on the phone with

602
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 2: the doc.

603
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 1: The HVAC sales I do air conditioning, and he calls.

604
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 2: The doctor and he goes, this is what we can do.

605
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:23,480
Speaker 1: Oh that phone, you didn't tell me.

606
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 2: He goes, you can come in Friday, be here at

607
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 2: one o'clock. I can't tell you what time your surgery

608
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 2: is gonna be, but if you're here at one, we'll

609
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 2: squeeze you in at some point before five.

610
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 3: What is this a service tech coming to your house

611
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 3: for a cable?

612
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 2: And so after being back there in the bed for

613
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 2: twelve minutes, I come walking through the doors and I'm like,

614
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:52,720
Speaker 2: I'm done, and my wife's that was it?

615
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 1: That was it?

616
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 2: And all three kids come running up to me, Oh, Dad,

617
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 2: do you feel better? Do you feel better? And I

618
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 2: look at him and I said, guys, we couldn't do

619
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 2: it today. And my wife's like.

620
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 1: What see another bad Joe. She's like, that's not funny.

621
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 1: I have to do the same thing tomorrow exactly. No,

622
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 1: not only that, not only that hilarious joke, but we

623
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:22,560
Speaker 1: had a vet appointment yesterday. Had to cancel it. I mean,

624
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 1: double it up. Whatever they're doing to the dog telling

625
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 1: to put that in your foot we.

626
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 2: Had to cancel the vet appointment.

627
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 3: What you need iver mechtin You need that horse tranquilizer

628
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 3: right up your ass.

629
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 2: We were supposed to have someone come take pictures of

630
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 2: our kitchen, had to cancel that all because I'm having

631
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 2: surgery and she had an appointment today with the kitchen people.

632
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 2: She had to cancel that now because she has to

633
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 2: be there again today.

634
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 1: And they're like, why is there no glass in the kitchen?

635
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 1: And sorry, my husband had an ask we.

636
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,480
Speaker 2: Don't allow glass in our house, oh, because the three kids, No,

637
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 2: because of my dumb ass husband.

638
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 1: He tried to one hand of velassic jar.

639
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 2: So I said, yeah, one of the jump pulle ones,

640
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:09,480
Speaker 2: like the biggest lastic jar you've ever seen. Because the

641
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,240
Speaker 2: whole family's there and you tried to one hand it. Dude,

642
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 2: I would have grabbed that thing with a potholders. I said, yeah,

643
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 2: apparently I wasn't supposed to eat, and she goes, yeah,

644
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,680
Speaker 2: it's right there on the instructions. I said, no, it

645
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 2: was not on the instructions. And she pulls out the

646
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 2: folder because of course that's what women do. They have

647
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 2: the folder with them and they are very detail oriented.

648
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 2: The first line ray. When I say the first line

649
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 2: of the paper, it says do not eat or drink

650
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 2: anything after midnight the day of surgery.

651
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 1: Who's the biggest idiot? You?

652
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 2: Literally, I said, I didn't even see that line because

653
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:53,760
Speaker 2: the line below that is you are to arrive at

654
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 2: blank time on blank day, and they have that written

655
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 2: in all caps.

656
00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 1: What are you dyslexic too?

657
00:30:59,520 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 3: No?

658
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 2: No, the all caps.

659
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 1: I'm prepping it for the big show.

660
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 2: The all caps draws your eyes to it. So I

661
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 2: didn't even see that first line.

662
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 3: It's like our biometric thing here at work. They always

663
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 3: the guy goes, hey, did you eat? And you never

664
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:14,280
Speaker 3: know what if you're supposed to say yes or no?

665
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 3: I go, uh y, yeah, no yeah, and he goes it,

666
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 3: either's fine, okay, why'd you even ask me?

667
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 2: Yeah? So, me not reading the instructions, me eating caused

668
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 2: all these things, all these things to be canceled.

669
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:30,640
Speaker 1: And I was still driving. You were squirreling away nuts

670
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 1: the entire morning. Bones gave us a two minute break

671
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 1: and you were stuff in your face, and you know

672
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,960
Speaker 1: what that time, you were not supposed to be eating.

673
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:44,640
Speaker 2: So my surgery was canceled because I couldn't read the instruction.

674
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 1: Actually, you were eating all in morning. The breakfast tacos

675
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 1: worn't the only time you ate. You finished up an

676
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 1: entire bag of granola. Dude, you didn't.

677
00:31:56,080 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 2: Stop eating yesterday morning. I know, and I didn't realize

678
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,479
Speaker 2: what a big deal it was. I didn't know it

679
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 2: was life threatening, and therefore I ripped off the freaking

680
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 2: little bandage on my arm and we hobbled back down

681
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 2: to the car. There was steam coming out of my

682
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 2: wife's ears, and she was like, I can't believe it.

683
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:22,000
Speaker 1: Oh, but also, I mean, people have lost their homes.

684
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 1: You guys are just what are you doing updating a kitchen?

685
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 2: Yeah perspective, Yeah, we're getting a kitchen refresh. But that's

686
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 2: contestant number two on who's the Biggest Idiot. We'll take

687
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 2: a break and we'll go to contestant three and four.

688
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 2: Right after this.

689
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 1: Ray, I thought there was only two contestants.

690
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 2: Oh no, that would be bigger idiot. There's one more

691
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 2: set of idiots, and they are they go together, and

692
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 2: it's nobody we know, or at least I hope we

693
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 2: don't know.

694
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 1: Homeless guy on the street No, no, no, he lost

695
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 1: it job and now he has the panhandle Who's the

696
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 1: biggest Idiot?

697
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 2: No, that's not it. This is contestant three and four on.

698
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 4: Who's the biggest Idiot?

699
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 2: When I said this in my head last night, when

700
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 2: I came up with this whole game, it went a

701
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 2: lot smoother, and I thought it was a lot funnier.

702
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 2: Maybe this isn't funny, but I still think it's funny.

703
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:23,959
Speaker 1: Right.

704
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 2: You ever heard of Cooperstown?

705
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 1: No, yes, I've heard of it.

706
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I guess they have baseball tournaments there all summer,

707
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 2: like All Star Games. I don't really understand. But you

708
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 2: qualify and you make it to Cooperstown.

709
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 1: It's a big deal in Washington, d C.

710
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 2: It's the Hall of Fame. Supposedly, kids dream about playing

711
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 2: in Cooperstown one time. I had never heard that they

712
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 2: had kids tournaments there. I always thought that the Little

713
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 2: League World Series was the big highlight. But I guess

714
00:33:54,800 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 2: Cooperstown is a big deal. Also Williamsport, Williams Sport, that's

715
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:04,920
Speaker 2: where it's at. Well, Ray, there was a team from Illinois.

716
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:09,919
Speaker 2: They qualified for Cooperstown. They make their way up there

717
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 2: to Cooperstown, New York. And guess what, cousin Andrew, He's

718
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 2: going to New York. It's in New York, in Cooperstown

719
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:19,279
Speaker 2: in New York. Now, I know, I would assume. But

720
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:22,880
Speaker 2: cousin Andrew was headed there to see each Row get

721
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 2: inducted into the Hall of Fame. Okay, deserved him and

722
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 2: his buddy booked the trip. They said, we're going. They

723
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 2: didn't even know who was going to be in the

724
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 2: get nominated this year? Who was they were going.

725
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:37,839
Speaker 1: It's gonna say big Eachierro guy.

726
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 3: Unless you're a Mariners fan, there's Eachiero was the first

727
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 3: one to come from across the pond.

728
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 1: Though.

729
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 2: Billy Wagner going into the Hall of Fame this.

730
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:48,760
Speaker 1: Year actually show he's my favorite player. Makes sense.

731
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 2: The late great Dave Parker going into the Hall of

732
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 2: Fame this.

733
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 1: Year not deserved. My dad played with him.

734
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:59,439
Speaker 3: Really Yeah, I just found out too. My dad got

735
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 3: a hit off fish Hunter and Eckersley.

736
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 1: No crap. Yeah, in spring training that's pretty cool, Like, Dad,

737
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,359
Speaker 1: why have you never told me that I'm thirty nine

738
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 1: years old and you just now tell me that. Yeah,

739
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 1: I thought that was pretty cool.

740
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 2: Huh yeah you think uh you buried the lead there, dad.

741
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 1: So there's a slapping them around in spring training Eckersley.

742
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,880
Speaker 1: It throws him a high curveball. He takes it up

743
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:25,360
Speaker 1: the middle.

744
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:31,799
Speaker 2: There was a team from Lake Bluff, Illinois. They're at

745
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 2: Cooperstown and the coaches are thinking, how can we inspire

746
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 2: these kids? How can we motivate these kids? How can

747
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:43,280
Speaker 2: we get them excited? How can we get them going?

748
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:49,880
Speaker 2: So they took the kids to the field and they said, kids,

749
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 2: this is how it's gonna go. And the coaches stripped

750
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 2: down naked and ran the bases.

751
00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:01,360
Speaker 1: Funny what what but not necessary? What not allowed?

752
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:02,240
Speaker 2: Funny?

753
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,320
Speaker 3: Well, we had football, we had football. I think the

754
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:08,239
Speaker 3: kids were probably too young, we were middle schoolers. We

755
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 3: had football coaches that getting naked at camp and think

756
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:14,239
Speaker 3: it was funny? Who did coach? You'd be in a

757
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 3: it'd be two a days and you go to a.

758
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 2: Camp and your coach got naked.

759
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:23,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, just be funny. Not like he just ran through

760
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 3: the house naked. You probably just saw his ass.

761
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 1: But we were older. What that's a normal story?

762
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 2: What? What? What normal? What is normal about two coaches

763
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 2: getting naked and running the bases in Cooperstown.

764
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 1: That's in public, That's what I'm saying. That's that's not good.

765
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 3: But I see the thing with trying to motivate kids

766
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,440
Speaker 3: with humor and nudity.

767
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:55,040
Speaker 1: Oh, well, you can't do it in public. That's where

768
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:57,719
Speaker 1: he went wrong. No, not the biggest idiot.

769
00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 2: No, No, where he went wrong was getting naked on the

770
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:05,239
Speaker 2: little league field with these little league children. And and

771
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 2: here's my question, not not one coach, but two coaches

772
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:13,200
Speaker 2: decided this was a good idea. So who goes to who?

773
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 2: And when you're going over your pre game or pre

774
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 2: practice meeting, Hey, Ray, I really think I got an idea.

775
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 2: How we're going to motivate everybody, all the kids this weekend.

776
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 2: You know, team stinky Pants. If we get naked and

777
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 2: run around the field, they're you know what, Jim, that's

778
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 2: a great idea. Who's gonna get naked first?

779
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:32,239
Speaker 1: Me?

780
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 3: Or like, well, with our games if it was a

781
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 3: weekend tournament, baseball coaches are packing coolers.

782
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:40,879
Speaker 1: They're probably deep a couple, so you.

783
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 3: Know, you'd in the game and immediately they're stocking the

784
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:45,479
Speaker 3: cooler with ice beer.

785
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 1: Oh those aren't for you, guys. Yeah, gatorades are warm.

786
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:50,279
Speaker 1: They're in the back of the vehicle. Yo, these are

787
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 1: the ice beers. That's all. It was nothing but coolers

788
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 1: and coaches car for his beers.

789
00:37:56,200 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 2: So but really, who how do you convince both both

790
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 2: of them to get naked? You would think one of them.

791
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 3: I'm telling you alcohol was involved for sure, and it's

792
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 3: it's okay. It's those weekend, long weekends, you're going to

793
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 3: your job.

794
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,279
Speaker 1: You're already a little cuckoo from it.

795
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 2: And then I'm not.

796
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 3: I don't I'm trying to justify an idiot. No, it

797
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 3: doesn't need to be justified. But I am telling you,

798
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 3: Governor that it's illegal. They're gonna probably face some penalties,

799
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 3: they're probably gonna lose their job. But it's understandable in

800
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 3: a way, rough week, have some fun on the weekends.

801
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:40,319
Speaker 1: Alcohol involved, shouldn't have done it. A little bit of

802
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 1: regirt y, yo.

803
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:46,480
Speaker 2: My question is how much alcohol have you had? Like,

804
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 2: when is the last time you had so much alcohol

805
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 2: you went to a little league field and ran around

806
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:54,439
Speaker 2: the bases naked with kids in the dugout? Yeah? When

807
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:58,360
Speaker 2: how much alcohol causes you to run around naked in

808
00:38:58,360 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 2: front of your niece and nephew.

809
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 3: They are big idiots, They're not the biggest idiots.

810
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:06,880
Speaker 1: Somebody else takes the cake on that one.

811
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 2: I mean, I can't believe people are that stupid kid.

812
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:12,760
Speaker 1: I would have never done that with you boys.

813
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:16,000
Speaker 3: I was always fully clothed and had my little whitey

814
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 3: tidy grundies.

815
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 1: On, and I was ready to play some baseball. Boys.

816
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 2: Cup check, boyes, cup check.

817
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:29,279
Speaker 1: Now, let's play ball. Put your steps on, let's go,

818
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 1: let's goe cup check. Always keep your clothes on, boys

819
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:39,239
Speaker 1: and cut for the stars.

820
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:44,759
Speaker 2: Kid, he never did that. He never got naked at

821
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 2: Cooper's down and ran around the bases. And I am

822
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:51,839
Speaker 2: shocked with your reaction. I thought your reaction was gonna

823
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:53,879
Speaker 2: be like, what the hell is wrong with people? And

824
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 2: you said, quote, oh, my coach used to do that.

825
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 1: Well, and I also coach, dude, I had a friend

826
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,719
Speaker 1: in college who ran through a Blockbuster naked, So.

827
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 2: That's your friend.

828
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 1: I know this is a coach. You never said ages.

829
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 2: Little league is. I don't care how old they are.

830
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:15,319
Speaker 3: No, what I'm saying the coaches, man, what if they're

831
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 3: it's still illegal and bad and all that.

832
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 1: Whatever. They're like college coaches kids.

833
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:23,719
Speaker 2: Okay, if they're college kids and they run through you know,

834
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 2: a college party naked, did they know the kids were

835
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:28,920
Speaker 2: going to be there? They're the coaches of that team.

836
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:31,279
Speaker 3: Are you sure they weren't just running the bases naked

837
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 3: and the kids saw them, and that's how it became

838
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 3: the story that no, because would you would you for

839
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:48,279
Speaker 3: streaming numbers? Will you and me sneak onto Titans stadium

840
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 3: naked and run the field? That's different, I know, but

841
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:53,400
Speaker 3: we didn't know kids were gonna watch us.

842
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,960
Speaker 2: No, no, this is the coach. This is a twelve and

843
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:58,439
Speaker 2: under youth baseball team.

844
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:00,160
Speaker 3: If it comes out to day, that is the He's

845
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 3: in there trying to motivate the kids. Fired punishable upon death,

846
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:06,920
Speaker 3: not death, but jail time for sure, not jail time.

847
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 1: Community service. But if the kids just stumbled upon them

848
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 1: doing that, it was by chance, happens stance.

849
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:16,400
Speaker 2: I feel like the team was there for practice and

850
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 2: they wanted to motivate him. At the end of practice

851
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 2: they ran around naked, and it's absolutely unbelievable. We're gonna

852
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,440
Speaker 2: take a break and we're gonna come back and we're

853
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 2: gonna get your vote for who's the biggest idiot?

854
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:34,719
Speaker 1: Right after this, I mean, more of this crap or no,

855
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 1: no, no stuff.

856
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 2: I want to know who your vote is for, because

857
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 2: the listeners are gonna go vote.

858
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:41,360
Speaker 1: It was three people.

859
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 2: It was the two coaches, Justin and me.

860
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:48,319
Speaker 1: The vote is in.

861
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 2: Okay, do you want to go third?

862
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 1: Now? No, I already told you accidentally.

863
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 3: Justin was an idiot for the dates, but he was

864
00:41:57,719 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 3: thinking of his friends. It hails in comparison to the

865
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 3: naked coaches. Justin three naked coaches too. You trying to

866
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 3: palm ball of plastic glass jar that's extra large and

867
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 3: a family campout on Lake LBJ number one classic jar

868
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 3: drop glass and foot that has caused you a month

869
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 3: of struggles.

870
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:25,799
Speaker 1: You've had to cancel a lot of appointments.

871
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:30,719
Speaker 2: It's been miserable. Geez, dude, I mean and I told

872
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:32,839
Speaker 2: my wife, I don't know how I missed that top line.

873
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 3: I mean, dude, even when I'm not even a harp

874
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 3: on it, but biggest idiot lunchbox. When we're putting away dishes.

875
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 3: If it is a glass, baser, baser, Yep, here's a glass.

876
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:48,360
Speaker 3: I handed to her like a baby bird, she takes it,

877
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 3: puts it in there.

878
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 1: If it is a knife, everybody back, five feet, back,

879
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 1: five feet grab the cat. I'm getting a knife out

880
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:58,480
Speaker 1: of the dishwasher. Everybody back, and then we put it

881
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 1: in the drawer in the sheath. If you will, the

882
00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 1: glass and the knives, man, that's a.

883
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 3: Call for alert. Never in my wildest dream her whine glasses.

884
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 3: I grabbed with two hands on the stem and put

885
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 3: them up in the cabinet.

886
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:17,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a lot going on. There's seven kids

887
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 2: that need lunch and some of it. Can I get

888
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 2: pack holes? Can I get pickles? They're angry, they've been

889
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 2: swimming in the lake. I'm trying to hurry and get

890
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:28,760
Speaker 2: them some pickles on their plate.

891
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,919
Speaker 1: And I, oh, are you blaming the kids now?

892
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,360
Speaker 2: And I fumbled it? No, no, no, I fumbled it.

893
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 1: Man. It was more in your wife's hand or your hand.

894
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 2: I was in my hand.

895
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:43,839
Speaker 1: Her hand wasn't still on it now her back was turned. Oh,

896
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,560
Speaker 1: she like did it behind her back? So she went

897
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:48,360
Speaker 1: behind the back of the glass.

898
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 2: Can you palmed it? Are you are?

899
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 1: You guys can no?

900
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:57,799
Speaker 2: She goes behind the back, Luca.

901
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 1: And you went, paulm sgy what you guys thinking as parents?

902
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 2: She did this? She grabbed fridge, here's fridge and she

903
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 2: just turned like.

904
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 1: Oh no, there's story's coming out that she went behind

905
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:12,879
Speaker 1: the back, handing it to.

906
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 2: You and you tried to palm it with one end.

907
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:17,960
Speaker 2: What are parents doing? Guys?

908
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 1: This isn't and one mixtape the Big three League. This

909
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:24,760
Speaker 1: is parents and kids in a cab and two hands

910
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:25,799
Speaker 1: on the plastic jar.

911
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:29,800
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Yeah, all right, everybody have a great weekend.

912
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,719
Speaker 2: Uh please go vote Who's the biggest idiot?

913
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 4: Who's the biggest idiot?

914
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 2: Thought it was a fun game. Thought it was a

915
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 2: pretty interesting game. To find out Ray's coach was naked.

916
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 2: That's probably the biggest shock of the whole day. So

917
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:45,279
Speaker 2: wish me luck as I have surgery today. I'm going

918
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 2: under the knife. I have not eating or drinking today

919
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 2: because I learned my lesson the hard way. And my

920
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 2: kids are like Dad, but you're gonna be hungry. Oh,

921
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be hungry. But guess what if that glass

922
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 2: is out of my foot, that's great, and I'm gonna

923
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:00,800
Speaker 2: ask the doc can we keep the glass?

924
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:04,880
Speaker 3: The airplane bottles that I took on the flight. I

925
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:08,279
Speaker 3: wrapped in three T shirts, jeans, my swim trunks and

926
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:10,839
Speaker 3: put socks in underwear and grundies around it.

927
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 1: You want to know why why?

928
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 2: Because they're glass? Yeah, I just wasn't very careful. Man,

929
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 2: This wasn't very careful. I mean, it really pays to

930
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,319
Speaker 2: read the instructions. But I swear I don't know. They

931
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:28,959
Speaker 2: got to do a better job on those print outs.

932
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 2: They got to make it like bold and huge so

933
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 2: you see it. I don't know how I missing. I

934
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 2: missed the first line. It's so stupid.

935
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 1: Here you throw this away. It's paper, it's not glass.