Speaker 1: Good morning, Scott, Hi Andrew, how are you today?
Speaker 2: I'm great. Welcome to serial Killers.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: Today's Monday, Monday, July tenth. Is it the tenth? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it is the tenth. Wow. Wow, summer's rolling by so fast.
Speaker 1: Time flies by when you're having fun.
Speaker 2: Welcome to a carefully curated episode of serial Killers for
Speaker 2: your listening pleasure.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to buy into the clickbait that you're
Speaker 1: trying to sell me. But it's cute you're trying.
Speaker 2: I'm not clicking anything. Oh you're I'm not baiting your clicks.
Speaker 2: Why it's very it was carefully curated.
Speaker 1: Okay, yep.
Speaker 2: Do you want to know what the first cereal is?
Speaker 1: Know what I need to be curated?
Speaker 3: What I need the boxes that have stored up everywhere
Speaker 3: into this den.
Speaker 2: Well, I have a cereal cart here.
Speaker 1: We don't need a cereal cart. Yes, Scott, it's.
Speaker 2: I found an old male car from an abandoned floor upstairs.
Speaker 3: If you're watching this on YouTube, go to our YouTube page.
Speaker 3: You'll see Scott will not get rid of anything. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: what do you do it?
Speaker 1: Because this is what he got?
Speaker 2: It's a cart.
Speaker 1: So this is now a whole cart. It's because he
Speaker 1: won't put things in the kitchen.
Speaker 2: It's an old school.
Speaker 3: And then doing under here, out of there, boxes and
Speaker 3: boxes stop.
Speaker 2: Stop.
Speaker 1: We moved to this office and they told us no shelves.
Speaker 1: Scott will not get rid of the cereal now and
Speaker 1: we don't have.
Speaker 3: Shelves like we used to. So now he is just
Speaker 3: hoarding with a cart. And you saw how much cereal
Speaker 3: was under there.
Speaker 2: Dude, I'm organizing.
Speaker 3: There is no organizing. Remember your New Year's organizings that
Speaker 3: you used to do. Oh, I started at this job
Speaker 3: ten years ago. It was like the Scotti Clean and
Speaker 3: it actually happened. And then as the years have gone by,
Speaker 3: the Scotti Clean must not be getting the fund and
Speaker 3: it used to. Because the project is off the rails.
Speaker 3: It doesn't happen anymore.
Speaker 1: It's in name.
Speaker 2: Only Andrew, you know me in the cereal boxes.
Speaker 1: I can't get rid of them, Scott.
Speaker 2: What I'm gonna do with this cart is I'm gonna
Speaker 2: walk around to the other radio stations and say cereal
Speaker 2: and ring the bell.
Speaker 3: You're not.
Speaker 2: I will you're not, and then I'll just flatten the
Speaker 2: boxes when it's you know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: They're gon be like, how long have you had that? Oh?
Speaker 1: Since January? Oh? I don't want that.
Speaker 2: Gandhi said that she's gonna make us something from behind
Speaker 2: to hear from all the boxes.
Speaker 3: She's gonna make something. The listener's gonna make something. Dude,
Speaker 3: get rid of them, put him in the kitchen. Let
Speaker 3: them go to good use.
Speaker 2: The listeners are anger, are getting angry with your bullying
Speaker 2: of me?
Speaker 3: Please who said that? You'll see what listener they're always
Speaker 3: mad that you bully me. You'll see they're gonna write
Speaker 3: stuff there. Okay, and I'm gonna get emails, but stop
Speaker 3: bullying Scottie.
Speaker 1: How wait is that your email sound?
Speaker 2: Yes? Bring?
Speaker 1: Can you roll your RS?
Speaker 2: No? I can't, can't? All right, So listen, come on,
Speaker 2: come on, we're gonna eat uh this cereal my daughter
Speaker 2: Cooper actually bought for me for Father's Day.
Speaker 1: Oh. I did know that because she texted me.
Speaker 2: I know it is a new cereal, but it is
Speaker 2: not yet widely available.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 2: I saw some rumblings of it on the Cereal Instagram pages, waddlings,
Speaker 2: some rumblings. I can't really buy it in the stores yet,
Speaker 2: maybe some, but you know, she found it on some
Speaker 2: crazy cereal website. You ready, you've had them in the
Speaker 2: movie theater, Andrew. Nerds No, there already was Nerds Cereal
Speaker 2: and that came and went really fast in the eighties.
Speaker 2: Hot rocks, No, can we did not do this? You
Speaker 2: have pop rocks in the movie theater. I don't think so,
Speaker 2: are you?
Speaker 1: This is like your last stand? Can you not do this?
Speaker 1: Get serious? There are no pop rocks in movie theaters.
Speaker 1: I refuse continue this.
Speaker 2: When's the last time you went to the AMC and
Speaker 2: bought pop rocks behind the counter.
Speaker 1: Now I only think of candy at movie theater. I
Speaker 1: don't go to the store and act.
Speaker 2: So like maybe you would say, like, oh, is there
Speaker 2: a snow cap?
Speaker 1: Can we not do this?
Speaker 2: Snow cap Cereal? Can we not do this because that's
Speaker 2: a movie theater candy? What else?
Speaker 1: I hate snow caps?
Speaker 2: I do too. They're non parrels. I don't know why
Speaker 2: they call it.
Speaker 1: I see what Cooper text is.
Speaker 2: All right, here we go, Andrew. They're cookie dough bite Cereal.
Speaker 2: You've seen them in the movie theater. Now eat them
Speaker 2: in your breakfast bowl. Okay, Like the box art is
Speaker 2: really jankitty, very simple, like, whose kid is that?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's a horrible picture that someone took at the kitchen table.
Speaker 3: Well, anyway, you know you could play sound effects.
Speaker 2: I can't because I don't have it punched.
Speaker 3: In the You make up terms as you go along. No,
Speaker 3: I don't have that coagulated. No, I don't have that
Speaker 3: scooped up. You wouldn't get it radio times. This board
Speaker 3: precious smell. Can't touch it smells like maple.
Speaker 1: Yeah, actually, yum, I like maple.
Speaker 2: Oh, then you'll love the next cereal Andrew.
Speaker 1: Ah, thank god you carefully curated this.
Speaker 2: I did. I knew it was gonna smell like maple.
Speaker 1: Oh really I knew.
Speaker 2: See. Now when I'm doing rolling this bag down, I'm
Speaker 2: going to add it to the cereal cart.
Speaker 1: The thing is, I believe that you actually do know,
Speaker 1: because you probably are on some weird like nineteen ninety
Speaker 1: nine chat form. No weird. Did you guys see cookie
Speaker 1: doe buttes? Yes, smells like maple. Oh good to know.
Speaker 1: Could I review it soon?
Speaker 2: One day when you care about this podcast, you'll see. Okay,
Speaker 2: here's your spoon, Andy, thank you. We are using two
Speaker 2: percent reduced fat milk from Tuscan today. Yu'm Tuscan dairy farms. Righty,
Speaker 2: hmmm pleasant. I don't taste maple. I don't really taste.
Speaker 1: Cook It's like a week cookie crisp.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'll give you that.
Speaker 1: I give it three bowls.
Speaker 2: Wow, that was quick. Oh added that spoon. I Eh,
Speaker 2: the white pieces have little speckles of chocolate something or other.
Speaker 2: The chocolate pieces don't really taste all that much like chocolate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, three bowls and a spoon from this reviewer.
Speaker 2: I'm going I'm just gonna do three balls. Okay, it
Speaker 2: is good, but it could be a little bit more cookie.
Speaker 1: Ish, I agree?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Who made this?
Speaker 2: Some random company?
Speaker 1: Look, it's on the song the original chocolate chip.
Speaker 2: Right here under that massive list of ingredients.
Speaker 1: Taste of nature ink odd right, yeah.
Speaker 2: New Man. That's going to be a new pull down
Speaker 2: category on Serial KILLERSPC dot com.
Speaker 3: And I'm sure Scott in a week from now is
Speaker 3: going to complain I don't like how this is organized
Speaker 3: this week. Please change it so when I type in
Speaker 3: it should think about what I'm trying to do.
Speaker 2: Yes, I need AI chat bots on our website. Please what?
Speaker 2: Oh you like it? You're going back? Okay? You drew
Speaker 2: a little milk. There. You're napkin, all right, So I
Speaker 2: gave you the promise of maple. Next. Are you ready
Speaker 2: for this one? Yep? Brand new. Okay, don't know really
Speaker 2: why they made this flavor combination. It's uh, maple lemon.
Speaker 2: I think they're just kind of stretching a little bit.
Speaker 2: No I mentioned it. You don't remember, though, but I'll
Speaker 2: just pull it. You're such cereal sack. Look at look.
Speaker 2: Look it's Raisin brand maple flavor. I actually, I'm so
Speaker 2: pumped for the Raisin Brand maple flavor.
Speaker 3: I'm so pumped. So it's got two scoops, the two
Speaker 3: scoop promise. I don't it's never been called that before.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's just you know, there's two scoops and every box. Uh,
Speaker 2: these raises don't ap to be sugared because the maple
Speaker 2: flavor is probably sugar enough. Look at that, it's got
Speaker 2: the maple leaf on the front there. Yep, Kellogg's Raisin
Speaker 2: Brand maple flavor. Did you know fiber is a super nutrient. Yeah,
Speaker 2: helps your digestive health means it helps you poop your
Speaker 2: gutting there. It doesn't mention anything about maple on them.
Speaker 2: That's cool. It doesn't say anything about maple on the
Speaker 2: back or on the side. Okay, that's weird, Like they
Speaker 2: don't really push the maple. It's literally just that.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's like a Canada byproduct, but I mean this
Speaker 3: is an American cereal though this is not foreign's, so
Speaker 3: we open it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sorry.
Speaker 1: I feel like you study the box for like six hours.
Speaker 3: My favorite is like, it'll take ten minutes to do
Speaker 3: a serial killer this episode, and then what you do.
Speaker 1: Is, yes, I see the font of the original looks nice.
Speaker 1: Lay it over this yellow box.
Speaker 3: Smell yeah it's nice. Not yeah, Oh yes, look at
Speaker 3: this child. Let me do the whole maze. No, Andy,
Speaker 3: it'll be done in ten minutes.
Speaker 2: The word search. No, there's no sugar on these raisins.
Speaker 2: I don't really smell maple. Smell it. Sniff your cup.
Speaker 1: I don't smell it.
Speaker 2: Sniff your cup.
Speaker 1: I smell raisins.
Speaker 2: Everyone. Your gym teacher used to tell you that in
Speaker 2: gym class. No, what, I must have gone to a
Speaker 2: more fun school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, public schools. I guess you had to do that.
Speaker 2: Well, if anything, Catholic school would what don't make fun
Speaker 2: of Catholic schools and Jesus and molestic people. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: what we know we're gonna get one of those. The
Speaker 2: flakes are definitely different than regular Raisin brand flakes. It
Speaker 2: is like barbecue. You know, you're right. It's a weird
Speaker 2: flavor that is not maple. The flakes are much qunchier
Speaker 2: than regular Raisin brand flakes.
Speaker 1: I'm literally tasting like barbecue chip with raisins.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on there.
Speaker 1: I don't either, I don't.
Speaker 2: There's no maple about it. I don't.
Speaker 1: Are you sure?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Is it like maple smoked raisin brand?
Speaker 2: Because it's just maple flavor. It doesn't say whether the
Speaker 2: flakes are maple, or if the raisins are maple.
Speaker 1: This is an extreme disappointment, or.
Speaker 2: If there's just maple essence in the box.
Speaker 1: Smoked maple essence.
Speaker 2: Because this is like legit barbecue ingredients. It doesn't even
Speaker 2: say anything. Listen to the ingredients. Whole grain, wheat, rice, sugar, raisins,
Speaker 2: wheat brand, brown sugar, syrup, vegetable glycerine, salt, malt, flavor,
Speaker 2: natural flavor, that must be natural flavor. That's it. There's
Speaker 2: no maple anything going on here. I don't know there,
Speaker 2: mister Sun.
Speaker 3: As a maple lover, sorry, I should spoil my food.
Speaker 1: As a maple lover. This is an extreme disappointment to me.
Speaker 2: Absolutely strange flavor.
Speaker 3: Strange flavor, not good, Like I'd rather just have the
Speaker 3: regular raisin bran where it's just sugar and delicious.
Speaker 1: And I'm a fan. This gets two balls.
Speaker 2: See I wrote down here one bowl and one spoon.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I should go to or not.
Speaker 1: I'm going to.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna eat this ever again.
Speaker 3: Me.
Speaker 2: Look at that. There's a giant weird too on top,
Speaker 2: as if it knew.
Speaker 1: Wow, it's fate it is.
Speaker 2: Look, it's a strange little tubes, so strange in the
Speaker 2: date little thing. All right? Not great?
Speaker 1: Not great.
Speaker 2: Back to the drawing, Bard Kelloggs. I don't know, like
Speaker 2: who came up with that? Don't drop it.
Speaker 1: Oh, I forgot my cart, Scott.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna wheel you know what We're gonna do New
Speaker 2: Cereal Tuesdays and everything that we've done on reviewed on
Speaker 2: Monday the following day, I'm gonna roll around all the
Speaker 2: morning shows here the New Cereal cart.
Speaker 1: You actually can do that then, I'd love that for.
Speaker 3: You, that I'll do some good promotion for this podcast.
Speaker 3: It'll be great promotion the Jim Kur Rocknroll Morning Show.
Speaker 3: The minute somebody, the minute you start wheeling it around,
Speaker 3: you're gonna be like RADI who is doing it? And
Speaker 3: then I'm gonna be the idiot standing there with a
Speaker 3: cart like I don't know what he wants me to
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like that guy in the office on
Speaker 2: Family guy that works at Pawtucket Brewery with Peter, that
Speaker 2: guy with that crazy wonky guy pushing the mail cart
Speaker 2: around everybody whatever. All right, listen, we'll be back right
Speaker 2: after this with one more cereal carefully curated just for you.
Speaker 2: No commercial there, Sorry about that or actually that was good.
Speaker 2: You didn't have to sit through anything. So we're here
Speaker 2: right in some.
Speaker 3: Places the Scott trolls Andy Show. It is no longer
Speaker 3: Serial Killers. It's literally Scott airs his grievances.
Speaker 2: Okay, subtly, are you excited for the next one?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Scott. It's apparent you curated this so well.
Speaker 2: That I can I just say, there is so much juicy.
Speaker 1: I know you sent me the Walmart picture you sent me.
Speaker 2: Begs and begs, beg. Did you see the picture of
Speaker 2: Cooper in the arms?
Speaker 1: Bags and bags and couldn't even.
Speaker 2: Carry it out? There's so many, so many, so many.
Speaker 2: Like from now on, we're probably gonna just do three
Speaker 2: new cereals all news here every episode.
Speaker 1: Three.
Speaker 2: You don't even know or care nothing you.
Speaker 1: Don't know Walmart, speaking of.
Speaker 2: I think we need to have just like a Andrew
Speaker 2: RIPSCOTTI a full episode. Can we do a bull chat
Speaker 2: where you just tear the shit out of me for
Speaker 2: an entire is a family friendly You're right, I'm so sorry,
Speaker 2: tear the s out of me. The brown Speaking of brown,
Speaker 2: so cinnamon mini donut. This is the third in the
Speaker 2: trilogy of new cereals from Grey Value from Walmart. We
Speaker 2: did the cotton candy, We did the strawberry lemonade.
Speaker 3: The third in the trilogy, as you know, cinnamon mini
Speaker 3: donut one.
Speaker 1: It was the epics snot of mini donuts.
Speaker 2: You're such a jerk. Can you recall any other donut cereals?
Speaker 3: Andrew, Uh, sugar donut, white powder donut.
Speaker 2: You're actually kind of right. There was a powdered donut
Speaker 2: cereal back in the eighties, But I was talking more
Speaker 2: like Duncan ones though.
Speaker 1: Was that the first in the trilogy? Oh?
Speaker 2: These are big. Those are bigger than fruit loops. Look
Speaker 2: at those and they smell very so delicious.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be gona be good.
Speaker 2: Because the other two Walmart cereals were kind of a disappointment.
Speaker 1: Stop making fun of Scott. He's not funny when he
Speaker 1: makes jokes.
Speaker 2: What who says that?
Speaker 1: The podcast that?
Speaker 2: Oh that goes idiot? See, I forgot all about them. Ready,
Speaker 2: screw those guys. I'm going home, Rise and Shine. Its
Speaker 2: breakfast time with this word search. Okay, you gonna do that?
Speaker 1: Nope, they continue.
Speaker 2: I gotta go. I got seventeen other podcasts I gotta produce.
Speaker 1: No, not today.
Speaker 3: You're the one who's heart out at eleven I do.
Speaker 3: I told the parking guy eleven okay, And.
Speaker 1: Now you're the one being like Andy just can't be
Speaker 1: good and doing it again, not committed. Meanwhile, you're the
Speaker 1: one telling me you have a heart out.
Speaker 2: Look, we got a minute twenty to go. Here we go,
Speaker 2: ready one.
Speaker 1: But Andy has the heart out.
Speaker 2: No heart out means the.
Speaker 3: Thing is, I know what you're thinking, and you're probably
Speaker 3: like they don't get showbized terms.
Speaker 2: Well, this is really good. It's a there's a great
Speaker 2: cinnamon flavor. It's just the right amount. It's good. There's
Speaker 2: a lot of cinnamon here and I like it. You
Speaker 2: know it maybe on a microphone at least it's not
Speaker 2: my roadcaster. Mm hmmm. I like this.
Speaker 1: Hm.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to There's another cinnamon cereal that is close
Speaker 2: to this, and I forget what it is. But this
Speaker 2: is great. If you like cinnamon, this is the cereal
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 1: I would buy thus.
Speaker 2: Well you didn't. I did.
Speaker 1: Anything else.
Speaker 2: I'm giving it four bowls and a spoon. Same. I
Speaker 2: like it.
Speaker 1: This is delicious.
Speaker 2: It's limited time only at Walmart.
Speaker 1: Oh you want to buy this now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, limited edition, great value cinnamon mini donut. Get it
Speaker 2: at Walmart. Get it at walmart dot com or on
Speaker 2: your Walmart app. They're not paying for this as they should.
Speaker 1: This is incredible.
Speaker 2: Okay, I wouldn't go that far. It's good. It's really good.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't go that far that.
Speaker 2: It actually does taste like a cinnamon donuts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is what the charo cereal should have tasted like.
Speaker 2: If you don't eat it fast enough, the loops if
Speaker 2: you will.
Speaker 1: But that's fine. Just the milk.
Speaker 2: Well then it's in the milk. Though.
Speaker 1: This milk is probably insanely good.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, yeah it is, especially when you two percent
Speaker 2: what's that for? The thumbs up? Stop up? You moved
Speaker 2: it up because of the milk. I don't know if
Speaker 2: you can do that. I'm not sure if that's I
Speaker 2: don't know know if that's allowed. We rate cereal, not milk.
Speaker 1: Okay, I like the milk, and I like the cereal.
Speaker 1: It gets vibules.
Speaker 3: All right, you've now become judge, jury and executioners. That
Speaker 3: is now a tyrant run podcast.
Speaker 2: Look that is your gold have Andrew. It's my paracket,
Speaker 2: all right, Bobby.
Speaker 1: Good, you don't know him. You're good married to Whitney Houston,
Speaker 1: not anymore. What so you found the one thing? I
Speaker 1: was right on the whole fact, and you just had
Speaker 1: to insert.
Speaker 2: Is that Miguel that song one thing? Is that what
Speaker 2: that's called? No? Who sang a song called one thing?
Speaker 1: Amory?
Speaker 2: It's this one thing that meat tripping one thing is
Speaker 2: it's almost like plain white Te's or something like that,
Speaker 2: one of those type.
Speaker 3: Bit it's only one no, no, no, it's not that one.
Speaker 2: It's not that see now I gotta look it up.
Speaker 2: Now we're going overtime. Now, we're going overtime.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't know that. Yeah, nobody knows what that means.
Speaker 1: One thing, one direction.
Speaker 2: No finger eleven, finger eleven. Okay, yeah, one thing, finger eleven. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they can't hear it right now, but it's the finger eleven.
Speaker 2: One thing. Yes, there's also one direction. Mister belt Amory,
Speaker 2: who's mister belt and Weasel Amory and Son Holo. Son
Speaker 2: Holo has one called one do they have? No, that's
Speaker 2: not in there. Nobody cares about that one.
Speaker 3: That is literally her I love it song. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 3: we've got your Hitch soundtrack.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for listening to Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I hope you were able to eat the cereal today.
Speaker 2: And I used to have all your fingers from fourth
Speaker 2: to July. You good, okay, good.
Speaker 1: I've got milk everywhere.
Speaker 2: Oh that's cool, right, we love you. We'll see you
Speaker 2: Wednesday with a bull chat because the show's back from
Speaker 2: vacation Ryes and we'll be able to record.
Speaker 3: Well, well you will have had two ball chats by now. Yeah, okay, Well,
Speaker 3: was there one last week. Yeah, there was, because we
Speaker 3: did it over zoom. Okay, buy everybody.
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