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Speaker 1: Hello, Welcome to get mail. It is a thing where

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Speaker 1: I read mail as a gecko, and I am assuming

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Speaker 1: thing in common if you're listening to this, is that

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Speaker 1: we're both not dead. How amazing is that? How amazing

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Speaker 1: is it that we're both not dead? You know? I mean,

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Speaker 1: I what's this? Hold on? Let me google this real quick?

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Speaker 1: How many of the people who ever lived are dead? Okay? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so if we add the number? Okay, all right, look,

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Speaker 1: I gotta I got it right here. Okay, ninety four

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Speaker 1: This is from Google, which is uh, you know, is smart. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And that means that for every one person alive today,

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Speaker 1: a statistic, So, I mean, there's basically that means that

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Speaker 1: there's a what's six to over ten? How do we okay,

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Speaker 1: this fraction. There's like a Okay, wait whatever, there's something

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Speaker 1: like a one in sixteen chance that you're you're that

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Speaker 1: you're alive, and you're alive. You're part of the six percent.

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Speaker 1: You're part of the lucky six percent of folks that

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Speaker 1: are that are still got some time. Ninety four percent

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Speaker 1: They're never coming back. If you die, if you were

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Speaker 1: like a guy or a girl in the year seventeen

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Speaker 1: wouldn't hold out a hope because the people that died

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Speaker 1: The amount of time that they were alive compared to

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Speaker 1: And in this very moment that you're listening to this

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Speaker 1: that's cool. Welcome to gek mail. My name is Lyle,

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna read male from people who have emailed me.

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Speaker 1: I cannot read male from people who have not emailed

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Speaker 1: me because there's no male to read. So let's do

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Speaker 1: this and then and we also exist at the same

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Speaker 1: you think about it. We're the six percent. We're all

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Speaker 1: how do they know that? Demo demographers estimate that around

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Speaker 1: subject line horn a controversial opinion. All right, Hello, I

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Speaker 1: would like to remain anonymous. Please, I'm writing to you

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Speaker 1: But I mean, yeah, I watch I watch porn. Sure,

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Speaker 1: hate for being insecure or possessive. Let me just say

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Speaker 1: Look, it's a free country, it's a you're a free

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Speaker 1: It doesn't really matter, like you can if that's what

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Speaker 1: Fucking go go go go find a go to Utah.

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Speaker 1: from Emily. Subject line how do I Stop being annoying?

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Speaker 1: What a great subject line for an email. Hello GEK,

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Speaker 1: my name is Emily. I recently have become very self away,

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Speaker 1: great email. What a great email. I want to take

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Speaker 1: I just want you to know, Emily, even if you are,

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Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna I don't know you. I don't

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Speaker 1: you know what. I know that, like, being annoying is

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Speaker 1: conflict that a lot of people, myself included have, which

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Speaker 1: are okay, Uh, convention, I don't know. Modern wisdom says

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Speaker 1: to be yourself Jesus, just unabashedly be yourself, be who

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, maybe I should cut my fucking hair,

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Speaker 2: you know something like that. Right, So, I think it's

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Speaker 2: to fit into society.

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Speaker 1: But if you make the conscious choice where you're like,

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Speaker 1: you know what, Like like, I actually love the way

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Speaker 1: very logical. You're like, look, I have identified that I

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Speaker 1: I think that's fair. I think there's a lot I

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Speaker 1: don't want to blind I wouldn't blindly follow either the

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Speaker 1: conventional wisdom of be yourself versus step in line. You

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Speaker 1: got to find a nice little in between, right, But

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Speaker 1: this is this email. This is from a person who's

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Speaker 1: decided that they're annoying and wants to change. And I'm well, okay,

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Speaker 1: I know you're conflicted that you should not have to change.

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Speaker 1: Uh sorry, I don't know if you said that you well,

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Speaker 1: actually know I'm lying you. Okay, your new year's resolution,

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Speaker 1: I apologize for that. Okay. If you're not a native

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Speaker 1: this is this. This is a phone call, Oscar. This

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Speaker 1: I will. I will talk on the phone with you, Oscar.

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Speaker 1: I will. I don't I don't know where you're originally from,

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Speaker 1: or if you're like thirty seven, you might be I don't,

426
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,720
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know, Oscar, I don't know. I'm

427
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:28,840
Speaker 1: I'm god, I'm on so much coffee right now. I'm

428
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:30,760
Speaker 1: do you have other people in your life who you've

429
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:32,520
Speaker 1: talked to about this? Because you need to be talked

430
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 1: off the ledge like a pronto, because this is this

431
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:42,600
Speaker 1: is wild. If if this is true, Yeah, this is wild.

432
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:50,760
Speaker 1: If this is true, you gotta yeah, you you you don't.

433
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 1: You don't want to be like I don't know, this

434
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,320
Speaker 1: is yeah, this is kind of wild, Oscar. You don't

435
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 1: want to be doing any of this. This is gonna

436
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 1: kill you, Oscar. I don't. Yeah, send me, send me,

437
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 1: send me your phone number, and we can well, I

438
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,160
Speaker 1: want to this is a phone call. This is I can't.

439
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:11,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. I I don't think I can respond today.

440
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 1: This is because here's the thing. I could sit here

441
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 1: and I could respond to this email. But I'm just

442
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 1: gonna say the same things that everyone's already thinking. But

443
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,919
Speaker 1: like I need, I gotta know what's going on in

444
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 1: your life with this one. Oh, okay, you sent me

445
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:29,360
Speaker 1: your Okay, all right, Oscar sent all right, Oscar sent

446
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:32,800
Speaker 1: me their phone numbers. Should I call hold on? Should

447
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 1: I call this person? Okay, I'm gonna call this person,

448
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,159
Speaker 1: but just okay, I'm gonna call this person. But just

449
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:42,200
Speaker 1: so that everyone knows, I just want to let everyone know, Uh,

450
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,719
Speaker 1: this is like a this is a rare thing. So

451
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 1: don't if you're if you send an email into this show,

452
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:51,640
Speaker 1: don't include your phone number because I don't. I don't.

453
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:54,160
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna normally do this. I just just in

454
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 1: this this someone in the chat just wrote this sets

455
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 1: a standard going forward, and I just want everyone to

456
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:03,360
Speaker 1: know that it apps absolutely does not. I just personally,

457
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:07,920
Speaker 1: in this moment, really want to talk to this guy.

458
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,919
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna call him, but normally I would normally normally,

459
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,120
Speaker 1: I I do this email segment because I don't feel

460
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:18,640
Speaker 1: like because I want to take a break from phone

461
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 1: calls and I want to just like kinda read the emails,

462
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 1: but just for some for just right now. So the

463
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 1: oscars email kind of spoke to me, and I want

464
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 1: to talk to him. So I'm gonna try to call him.

465
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:37,439
Speaker 1: All right, let's see if he answers. Give me one sec. Hello, yo, Oscar,

466
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 1: what's up? How you doing it?

467
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 3: Fine?

468
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 1: You know?

469
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 3: Taking the day? About time?

470
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I'm now okay. I feel less bad

471
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 1: about making fun of the grammatical errors in your Yeah.

472
00:28:56,360 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 4: No, it's okay, okay, okay, no, it's okay, okay, Well

473
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 4: all right, so Oscar, look look I read your email.

474
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 1: Everyone heard your email, like what is this? How true?

475
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 1: Is this?

476
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 3: Yeah? Very true? Actually? Okay, well yeah no, this, uh,

477
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 3: this message just happened, like well, me texting her and everything.

478
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:29,440
Speaker 3: My god, no, I texted her like maybe like like

479
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 3: maybe like four days ago, already has five days ago,

480
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 3: and it's just been you know, I just haven't had

481
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 3: any you know, it's been stressful, you know, all that

482
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 3: with finals. I guess I've just got me, you know,

483
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 3: I guess too. I don't know, I would say, just

484
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 3: I just really texted and just like at that moment,

485
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 3: I just I was like, fuck, I missed it and

486
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 3: all that, but like, you know, it was just yeah,

487
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 3: I don't know. It's like, yeah, I'm just I'm just saying.

488
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:00,959
Speaker 1: How how how how? How how old are you? Oscar?

489
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 3: Nineteen?

490
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 1: You're nineteen? Okay, I guessed it correctly, you were on nineteen. Yeah, okay,

491
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: all right, I'm significantly less freaked out by this email

492
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,040
Speaker 1: now that I know that you're nineteen.

493
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know when you're saying thirty, I was like, okay,

494
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 3: I don't know about all that, but you know.

495
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 1: But yeah, okay, no, okay, I'm significantly less freaked out

496
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:29,160
Speaker 1: by this email. Yeah, okay, Oscar. Uh, I mean listen, man,

497
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 1: do you do you do you want? Do you understand?

498
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 1: I guess what's like kind of crazy about this email?

499
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:41,240
Speaker 3: Uh? Like how elaborate the plant is? I guess you know, yeah,

500
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 3: like I've been always thinking it too.

501
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, having like an elaborate plan to sabotage

502
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 1: your ex's relationship.

503
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 3: Honestly Honestly, I wasn't too really not serious about that,

504
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 3: but like it's like somewhat like I don't know because

505
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 3: like this is like, yeah, I don't know if that's

506
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 3: good or not, because I am self aware about that

507
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 3: those sep of things, and I think like damn, like

508
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 3: because usually at this point or like I'm just thinking

509
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 3: like okay, Oscar, you need to slow down because there

510
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 3: is no way you're going to be doing all that

511
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 3: because like literally could be something like so like messed

512
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 3: up and you're like what and it just freaks me out.

513
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 3: It freaks myself out, and honestly, okay, yeah, well.

514
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 1: I look, you know, okay, I'm okay, you know what.

515
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 1: I'm I'm glad that we talked. This is the first

516
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:35,959
Speaker 1: time and maybe the maybe the very last time I

517
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,719
Speaker 1: ever do this in a GAK mail. I just for

518
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 1: some reason your email spoke to me. I wanted to

519
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 1: call you to make sure you weren't like you see

520
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 1: you seem like you are still in touch with the earth,

521
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 1: which is good.

522
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess.

523
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 1: Okay, why don't you what are you in school to do?

524
00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 1: Why don't you like I don't know, man, what in

525
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 1: school to do?

526
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 3: I am really into psychology, like it is the only

527
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 3: no I know, it's not well yeah, like the obvious there,

528
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 3: yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

529
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 1: Hello, I'm here, I'm here. Okay, well okay, look I

530
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: don't I don't. Maybe I think I think I've I

531
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 1: think I've made this into two big of a whole thing.

532
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 1: But uh, Oscar, why don't you leave? When you leave?

533
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 3: You know?

534
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 1: When do you when you go? Do? Like, I don't know,

535
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 1: It's just it's just like like writing writing in your

536
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 1: notes app about how you master plan to sabotage your

537
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 1: ex's new relationship is a truly horrible use of time. Uh.

538
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 3: I think honestly, I've been kind of bored, so you know,

539
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 3: and this this, this callback, this come to me now

540
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 3: about how we're gonna get together and all that, you know,

541
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:08,600
Speaker 3: it just it just made me feel like, you know,

542
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 3: like I fell out of Like I felt really numb afterwards.

543
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 3: So like I just thought, like, you know, like why,

544
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 3: like you know, I can never have that feeling back,

545
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 3: So like I'm just thinking it can only be heard.

546
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 1: What do you mean you can what do you mean

547
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 1: you can never have that feeling back?

548
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 3: I don't know, It's just like, well, she's like really,

549
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 3: you know, she's like really different, like she's like special.

550
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 3: She's like like how what she went through and everything

551
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 3: like that. You know, it's like it's it really like

552
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 3: traumatized me to a point where like I, you know,

553
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,959
Speaker 3: like I want her to be my momly love and

554
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 3: I can like really see your future and I have

555
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 3: like planned out already.

556
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,960
Speaker 1: Okay, uh uh Oscar, can I can? I can? I

557
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 1: give you a little bit of hope and then and

558
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna hang up on you and continue reading emails.

559
00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 1: Is that cool? Of course? Of course, of course.

560
00:33:59,040 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 3: I don't want to hold up the.

561
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, You're you're all good, Oscar. I just

562
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 1: I just want you to know something.

563
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 3: I remember.

564
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 1: Okay, you're you're only nineteen years old, Oscar, and I

565
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 1: assume holds this girl. We will how old is this girl? Also? Nineteen?

566
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 3: She's my age?

567
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:30,400
Speaker 1: Okay, I just ask, Oscar. You will meet so many

568
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 1: more people. Now, I'm not even gonna say women. I'm

569
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:36,800
Speaker 1: people you meet. You will meet so many more people

570
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 1: and do so many more things with your life that

571
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 1: you won't even you can't even you literally can't even

572
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:52,400
Speaker 1: imagine the scope of what your life could be like

573
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 1: in the future. So I I I guess I would

574
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 1: just encourage you to be thinking about the abundant possibilities.

575
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,399
Speaker 1: I'm like eight years older than you, and I'm I'm

576
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:09,400
Speaker 1: still I'm over here like trying to remember that life

577
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:13,360
Speaker 1: has abundant, infinite possibilities, you know what I mean. So

578
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,880
Speaker 1: I just you know, I hope, dear Christ, that you

579
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:24,960
Speaker 1: stop having such a scarcity mindset about your life and

580
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:29,359
Speaker 1: realize that the world is abundantly full of life, experience

581
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:33,880
Speaker 1: and and cool people for you to meet. Okay, I

582
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 1: just I hope, I I hope, I hope you recognize that. Now.

583
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 1: I'm I I wish you well, Oscar. I'm gonna get

584
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 1: back to I feel disgusted that I just gave you

585
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:51,280
Speaker 1: a motivational speech. I'm trying to lay off the motivational speeches,

586
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,360
Speaker 1: but I wish I wish you good luck, Oscar.

587
00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 3: God, okay you all right? No, yeah, I know if

588
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,799
Speaker 3: I exaggerating, but no, yeah, thank you?

589
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:09,879
Speaker 1: All right, take care, Oscar, Bye bye bye. Oscar's an

590
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 1: Oscar's a good guy. He has he He's definitely not

591
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 1: an English major, but he's a good guy. All right,

592
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:19,959
Speaker 1: Let's keep reading emails. All right, I mean, I'm gonna

593
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 1: read the chat. Does the chat have anything to say? Uh?

594
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 1: Gek trying to not give advice slash motivational speeches equals

595
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:29,920
Speaker 1: mission impossible. That was a great speech. Don't hate it,

596
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 1: I know, I just hate speech. I hate like I

597
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:37,279
Speaker 1: would like. I think if anyone ever took what I

598
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 1: just said and like put like black and white video

599
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 1: of a guy running and then like sad music underneath it,

600
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 1: I I think I would commit suppuku. What's that? What

601
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 1: is it called suppuku? Am I saying that? Right? Soupucu? Yeah? Yeah,

602
00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 1: that's what I would do if someone did that. All right?

603
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 1: Someone said, uh, okay, what someone said? What draws the

604
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,720
Speaker 1: line between a speech and just talking? That was a speech?

605
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 1: Someone said sudoku. No, I'm not trying to say sudoku. Okay, anyway,

606
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 1: let's keep going. Let's keep doing it. I'm never doing

607
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:16,319
Speaker 1: that again. By the way, I not there's another thing

608
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 1: to do with Oscar, but I'm never doing that again.

609
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:23,839
Speaker 1: So don't include your phone number in these emails. Okay,

610
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:28,279
Speaker 1: Let's keep going. Um who I like this? All right?

611
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 1: This is from Joni, subject line, I got chased by

612
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 1: a bear. Hey gek. I got chased by a black

613
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,439
Speaker 1: bear in the summer, and now every time I walk

614
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 1: the route where I was chased, I relive each terrifying

615
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,440
Speaker 1: step I took as I ran away. I live in

616
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 1: constant fear while walking slash running that a black bear

617
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 1: will jump out of the bush and eat me. I

618
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:53,360
Speaker 1: got lucky that my sister heard me screaming bloody murder.

619
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 1: Otherwise the bear probably would have mauled me. I may

620
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,960
Speaker 1: or may not have pissed my pants in fear. Anyway,

621
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 1: I would still choose a bear over a man any day.

622
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 1: You should. I have a movie that you should watch, Joni.

623
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:08,400
Speaker 1: You should. Have you ever seen The Revenant? Have you

624
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,240
Speaker 1: ever seen The Revenant?

625
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 2: Go?

626
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 1: Watch the rev Go? I mean, actually, you know, I

627
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,480
Speaker 1: don't even watch The Revenant, but like, you don't have

628
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:17,240
Speaker 1: to watch The Revenant. Just call on YouTube and search

629
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:23,799
Speaker 1: Revenant bear attack scene. It's just a It's Leonardo DiCaprio

630
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:26,759
Speaker 1: screaming and crying for like five minutes while he gets

631
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:31,320
Speaker 1: mauled by a bear. I got it. I was watching

632
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 1: that on YouTube with my friend and I got into

633
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:36,360
Speaker 1: an argument with him because I I have this theory

634
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:38,240
Speaker 1: now it's not a theory, but it's just an argument

635
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 1: and it's like a half serious argument. But I think

636
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 1: acting is really really easy. I think that, Like I

637
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:51,800
Speaker 1: think becoming an actor extremely hard. Like I think because

638
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 1: like be like Leo, Okay, all right, I'm gonna like

639
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: really start some shit right now, because like getting to

640
00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 1: the point leone Leonardo DiCaprio is at like in his

641
00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:10,720
Speaker 1: career extremely difficult. Becoming an actor one of the hardest

642
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 1: things you could do. But like actually like doing the

643
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:21,959
Speaker 1: acting extremely easy, at least for like film and TV.

644
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 1: I think for like like if like being like a

645
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 1: theater actress or actor is difficult, but like I kind

646
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,720
Speaker 1: of I was kind of watching that scene of Leonardo

647
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:33,840
Speaker 1: DiCaprio getting mauled by a bear and The Revenant, and

648
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 1: I was the whole time, I was kind of thinking,

649
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:38,280
Speaker 1: I think I could do this. We got an argument

650
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 1: and he was like, no, you couldn't. You like he's

651
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:41,879
Speaker 1: a well trained actor, and it's like, I really think

652
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:45,719
Speaker 1: I could. Then we put on Lincoln and uh he

653
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:49,840
Speaker 1: we like would watch Lincoln like all like a scene

654
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 1: from YouTube, and I would like try to reenact it.

655
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:54,280
Speaker 1: I'm like, I kind of think I could do Lincoln.

656
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:58,360
Speaker 1: I kind of not. I mean, yeah, I kind of

657
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:01,839
Speaker 1: think I could be a better actor than Daniel da Lewis. Like,

658
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 1: I think I can do it. I don't like, I

659
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 1: just and whatever. I'm willing to be proven wrong, but like,

660
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 1: I think it's really easy. And you should watch The

661
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:17,640
Speaker 1: Revenant and maybe if I get the budget, I'll remake

662
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:20,759
Speaker 1: The Revenant with me, just to prove that I also

663
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 1: could do that. All right, just keep going, Okay, what's

664
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 1: the chat? I have to say? The chat says it

665
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:31,879
Speaker 1: looks easier than it is. I did acting for a year.

666
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 1: You were, I don't know, you were probably bad at it.

667
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:37,960
Speaker 3: Oh.

668
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Speaker 1: This is from the person who wrote the email. After

669
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Speaker 1: I got chased, I had dreams about being held at

670
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 1: gunpoint by the bear. That sounds way more scary if

671
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 1: you find it, because I feel like most bears in

672
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 1: most bears in popular culture are I think, depicted as friendly.

673
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 1: But if the bear was like and also it's more,

674
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,840
Speaker 1: it's worse because I usually, if a bear is chasing you,

675
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:08,680
Speaker 1: wants to eat you, and it's like unconsciously malicious, But

676
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 1: a bear pointing a gun at you is very consciously malicious.

677
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 1: All Right, This is from be subject line fumbly to

678
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 1: fumble ur hey gek. I'm in a predicament. I'm usually

679
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 1: being chronically fumbled, but recently I believe I have become

680
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 1: the fumbler, and I think I have made a grave mistake. Okay,

681
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,800
Speaker 1: when you say I've been being chronically fumbled, that means

682
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 1: like guys are trying to like court you and failing.

683
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 1: Is that what that means? I'm still friends with the

684
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 1: boy I fumbled, and I fear I may now have

685
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 1: feelings for him. I told him after three dates we

686
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:58,279
Speaker 1: shouldn't pursue a relationship, but I found myself missing him.

687
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 1: I think I've made a mistake. I told him that

688
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 1: right now I would like to get to know each

689
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 1: other as friends. I think I was overwhelmed and scared,

690
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 1: turning into the very person I despise. I don't know

691
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 1: what my next move should be. We are trying to

692
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:14,399
Speaker 1: hang out again sometimes sometime soon. Thank you for your time,

693
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 1: lyle uh oh god, I don't really know. I mean,

694
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 1: I guess hang out with the guy again, and if

695
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:29,799
Speaker 1: you like him, then keep hanging out with him. Should I?

696
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. If I don't think I have anything

697
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 1: more to say than that, I think if you like

698
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 1: this guy, then keep hanging out with him. That's it.

699
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:41,879
Speaker 1: That's all I have to say about this email. Let's

700
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:44,880
Speaker 1: keep going, all right? This from Stacy, subject line I

701
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,920
Speaker 1: want a lot of boyfriends, and then in all caps,

702
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 1: they wrote plzzzzz, hey GEK. I need to stay as

703
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 1: anonymous as possible, so you can call me whatever comes

704
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 1: to mind. I'm twenty four female. I'm emailing you to

705
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 1: admit a deep desire slash fantasy that I have. I

706
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 1: want to have like three boyfriends, but not like three

707
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 1: separate relationships with them. I want all of us to

708
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:17,439
Speaker 1: mutually be in love and share it within each other

709
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:20,160
Speaker 1: and cuddle together like a bunch of kittens and do

710
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 1: group activities and travel places and stick together. Yeah it

711
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:28,759
Speaker 1: sounds great that I know. I know. Listen, here's the thing.

712
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:33,920
Speaker 1: Plenty of people have used their first and last names

713
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:40,919
Speaker 1: to admit much more embarrassing desires. I think wanting three

714
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,960
Speaker 1: because everyone, I think not everyone, but like you know,

715
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:49,879
Speaker 1: I think love is a commonly desired thing, So who

716
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:52,760
Speaker 1: the fuck wouldn't want to have three boyfriends. The ideal

717
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 1: setup would be just me and three other men that

718
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 1: are a bit submissive and need me to care for

719
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:03,760
Speaker 1: them in way. Okay, you want like three, you want

720
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:07,879
Speaker 1: like pets, you want you want to be like a

721
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:11,839
Speaker 1: cat lady, but you can fuck the cats. Is kind

722
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:14,720
Speaker 1: of what I'm getting from this. I know I'll probably

723
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 1: never get this in my real life, but I think

724
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:18,799
Speaker 1: about it a lot. I had a dream a night

725
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:21,400
Speaker 1: ago where I was walking walking up to a beautiful

726
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:24,319
Speaker 1: house after work and realized it was my house. When

727
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 1: I walked in, there was three guys waiting for me,

728
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 1: and we shared a group hug and all cuddled on

729
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:32,280
Speaker 1: the couch and watched a show and it was just perfection.

730
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:36,719
Speaker 1: Let me know if you have any thoughts, comments, or concerns.

731
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 1: I need to know if I'm weird or something for

732
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:46,879
Speaker 1: having these desires. Love you gek No, I don't, By

733
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:48,800
Speaker 1: the way, I just want you to know, Like, listen,

734
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 1: here's the thing. I forget what fake name I gave you, Stacy.

735
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 1: Here's the thing's Stacy. If I just I really genuinely,

736
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 1: I don't know you, and I don't know who you

737
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:06,520
Speaker 1: are and what steps maybe you've taken to fulfill this fantasy.

738
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:12,840
Speaker 1: But I kin't the thing what you're describing sounds doable.

739
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 1: You want a polyocule. You want to create a pollocule

740
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:24,359
Speaker 1: where you have three men who are financially dependent upon you.

741
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:27,759
Speaker 1: It sounds and need you to like feed them and

742
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 1: take care of them. You could easily find this. You

743
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:33,239
Speaker 1: could easily find this. I don't. I don't know what

744
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:36,319
Speaker 1: kind of uh you know, money you're pulling in right now, right,

745
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 1: I don't know if.

746
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:37,839
Speaker 2: You have.

747
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:45,400
Speaker 1: You want like three like sugar boyfriend, people who like

748
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 1: you know, I guess are are metaphorically sucking on your

749
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 1: teats and.

750
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:51,719
Speaker 2: Uh uh.

751
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 1: You know the reliant upon you? You want three pets that

752
00:45:57,560 --> 00:46:01,359
Speaker 1: are men. You can find that. Yeah, I'm sure you

753
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 1: have a in today's economy. Again, I don't, I don't

754
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:07,520
Speaker 1: know what you're pulling in. But in today's economy, this

755
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:10,879
Speaker 1: is what you've described from the opposite point, like from

756
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 1: a guy's perspective, is not a whole. It's not a

757
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:19,600
Speaker 1: tough sell. I think you could do it, you know.

758
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:22,319
Speaker 1: I just that's all I want you to know, is

759
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 1: uh if if I'm the first person to tell you

760
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 1: that this isn't that Not only is this not crazy,

761
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 1: I actually think it's achievable, and I hope you find

762
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 1: it because I think I think this sounds like a

763
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 1: you know, this is a Craigslist dad that that can

764
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:46,400
Speaker 1: easily be achieved for you. I think someone in the

765
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 1: chat said, I don't think the economy should play into this.

766
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:53,960
Speaker 1: The economy absolutely plays into this. This is this is

767
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 1: a this is a woman who wants like three live

768
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 1: in boyfriends who she takes care of. And you know,

769
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 1: look in this economy, that's that's that's expensive. In this economy,

770
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 1: that's expensive. Uh. Yeah. A bunch of people, just a

771
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 1: bunch of people in this in the twitch chat are

772
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 1: saying that this is normal. Well not that it's normal,

773
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 1: but it's you know, that is doable anyway. Oh, this

774
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 1: one I want to read. Okay, all right, this is

775
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:32,280
Speaker 1: from m K subject line, pig jizz is my job,

776
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:35,880
Speaker 1: Dear therapy Gecko. I never thought I'd grow up to

777
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 1: be the person who intercepts pig penises for a living,

778
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 1: But here we are. My job collecting pig jizz. Why

779
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 1: because someone has to ensure the future generation of pigs

780
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:50,759
Speaker 1: is brought into this world via the magic of artificial insemination.

781
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:54,279
Speaker 1: It's like match dot Com for pigs, except I'm the

782
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 1: unlucky third wheel picture this. I love the way this

783
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 1: By the way, I just I know I so. I

784
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 1: know a lot of the times I rag on people's

785
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 1: grammar in emails, But whoever wrote this like, I'm having

786
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:11,760
Speaker 1: so much fun reading this. The way this person writes

787
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:13,960
Speaker 1: is beautiful. I just got to give them props for

788
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 1: that picture this. I work in a setup that looks

789
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:21,400
Speaker 1: suspiciously like the pit at an oil change place, except

790
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:25,360
Speaker 1: instead of cars, I'm dealing with six hundred to one

791
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 1: thousand pound bores. Jesus, these behemoths have to mount a

792
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:35,440
Speaker 1: device we lovingly refer to as the dummy, and as

793
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:38,319
Speaker 1: soon as they're ready for action, I swoop in. Now

794
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 1: here's where it gets wild. These bores sometimes sport equipment

795
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:45,799
Speaker 1: that would make a garden hose jealous. We're talking up

796
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:51,280
Speaker 1: to two feet long. My job is to gently guide

797
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 1: said horse said pigcock They didn't write pigcock, but into

798
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:02,760
Speaker 1: a collection up and then let nature take its course.

799
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 1: Once the deed is done, I analyze the sample under

800
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:09,759
Speaker 1: a microscope to check for fertility rates, because even in

801
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 1: the pig world, quality control is important. You're messing with

802
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 1: hog hoog. Thankfully, this only takes up about two hours

803
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:25,359
Speaker 1: of my day. Okay, oh you said, Okay, the rest

804
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:28,279
Speaker 1: of the time I get to do more traditional farm work. Okay,

805
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:33,840
Speaker 1: I thought this person four hour worked weeked themselves with pigges.

806
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:39,319
Speaker 1: I thought this person was doing they I thought they

807
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 1: were like New Rich you know, I'm taking my time

808
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 1: back and just you know, I'm starting a piggez business

809
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 1: that starts two hours a day. I thought they were

810
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:49,480
Speaker 1: doing that kind of vibe. But the rest of the time,

811
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:52,280
Speaker 1: I get to do more traditional farm work like fixing equipment,

812
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:55,920
Speaker 1: feeding animals, and questioning my life choices. Yeah, I'm sure.

813
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 1: I'm sure you have a lot of time to do that.

814
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 1: I thought this might bring a smile to your face

815
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:05,359
Speaker 1: or at least make you reconsider any career moves involving livestock.

816
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,399
Speaker 1: If this story makes it onto the podcast, I hope

817
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 1: it provides your listeners with a mix of laughter, awe,

818
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 1: and a touch of secondhand discomfort. That's the end of

819
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:19,600
Speaker 1: the email. I've never I this is one of my

820
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 1: favorite people I think I've interacted with doing this show.

821
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:29,359
Speaker 1: Even though we didn't talk on the phone, and even

822
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 1: though they didn't even give me their name, I just

823
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 1: I love the way this person writes. I love the

824
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 1: pride they take in their job and the poetry they

825
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:44,879
Speaker 1: use to describe it. There's a beauty. Whoever, I don't

826
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 1: know who wrote this email, but whoever. And then and

827
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 1: then at the end they're like, I really hope my

828
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 1: Pigges story gave you a mix of laughter, awe, and

829
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:55,720
Speaker 1: a touch of secondhand discomfort. This is a beautiful person

830
00:50:55,760 --> 00:51:02,360
Speaker 1: who wrote this email. You know what, There's an Abraham

831
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:05,080
Speaker 1: Lincoln quote. Ah, this is Oh, this is a good

832
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:06,959
Speaker 1: chance for me to prove that I'm a better actor

833
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 1: than Daniel d Lewis. There's an Abraham Lincoln quote. It

834
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 1: goes like this, whatever you are, be a good one. Ah,

835
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 1: that was bad one, Charlie. Whatever you are, be a

836
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:24,319
Speaker 1: good one. He had like a he had a kind

837
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:29,920
Speaker 1: of a crappy voice. All right, whatever, fuck Daniel Lewis.

838
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 1: All right, whatever you are being good on This person

839
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:37,960
Speaker 1: is a great Pigges Pigjacker offer. They take pride in it,

840
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:42,239
Speaker 1: they describe it with such passion and beauty, and they

841
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:46,240
Speaker 1: make me, they make me feel joyful for the future

842
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:55,120
Speaker 1: of our country. All right, let's see here. Okay, okay,

843
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 1: all right. This is kind of a longer email than

844
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:59,840
Speaker 1: I would usually like to read, but the subject line

845
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 1: is just calling me, so I'm gonna read it anyway,

846
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:07,520
Speaker 1: and we're gonna read. I'm gonna try, right, I'm gonna

847
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:08,799
Speaker 1: try to read the I'm gonna take us through this

848
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:11,920
Speaker 1: entire email. Again. This is longer. Usually I try not

849
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,920
Speaker 1: to read ones that are longer than two barographs, but

850
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:20,200
Speaker 1: this one is I'm feeling good about reading the whole thing. Okay, uh,

851
00:52:20,239 --> 00:52:24,840
Speaker 1: this is from Reggie. Subject line someone I met on

852
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:30,440
Speaker 1: Xbox stole my girlfriend of four years, hey gek. In

853
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:32,880
Speaker 1: the early COVID days, I reconnected with one of my

854
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:36,799
Speaker 1: best childhood friends over Xbox and we just chat and

855
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 1: play games from time to time. I now live on

856
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:41,600
Speaker 1: the opposite end of the world from where I grew up,

857
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,439
Speaker 1: so it was really nice to reconnect with an old

858
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:46,200
Speaker 1: friend like that. At some stage, one of his friends

859
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 1: from university started joining us in our Xbox parties, and

860
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:51,960
Speaker 1: it was great. The three of us got on really well,

861
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 1: and we're hanging out on Xbox together fairly frequently. This

862
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:58,920
Speaker 1: continued for probably the better part of two years, and

863
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:00,920
Speaker 1: it often be times we're be just me and this

864
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:03,799
Speaker 1: other guy I was introduced to. We became mates. It

865
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:06,799
Speaker 1: was nice. One day, this guy said he was coming

866
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:08,520
Speaker 1: on a holiday to the country I live in, and

867
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 1: because we'd known each other for a few years at

868
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:12,400
Speaker 1: this point, I said he should fly down to my city.

869
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:14,839
Speaker 1: I'll take a long weekend off work and he can

870
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:17,360
Speaker 1: stay in my house. That's exactly what he did, and

871
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:20,200
Speaker 1: truth be told, it was great. We got along well.

872
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:22,920
Speaker 1: We had a very busy weekend, doing as much as possible,

873
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:25,040
Speaker 1: and we even threw a house party at our place.

874
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:27,920
Speaker 1: The long weekend comes and goes, and he flies back

875
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:30,120
Speaker 1: to the city he was holidaying in, and then shortly

876
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 1: after flies back to the other side of the world.

877
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:37,759
Speaker 1: Maybe two weeks after he'd left, my ex came to

878
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:41,879
Speaker 1: me visibly upset and saying she didn't think things were

879
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:44,520
Speaker 1: going to work between us. She then told me that

880
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 1: she had developed feelings for the guy that came to

881
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:52,320
Speaker 1: stay with us for four days. Fucking the hell, Oh

882
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:58,080
Speaker 1: my god, that is brutal Jesus. There were honestly no

883
00:53:58,239 --> 00:54:00,960
Speaker 1: signs of this when he was with us, and except

884
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:03,640
Speaker 1: for maybe one brief two hour period in the busy

885
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:05,719
Speaker 1: weekend where I just wanted to watch some TV for

886
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:07,720
Speaker 1: a bit, and the two of them were downstairs chatting.

887
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:10,440
Speaker 1: There were a couple of times where I had noticed

888
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:14,200
Speaker 1: they'd start speaking in very hushed tones. Oh God, but

889
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 1: I honestly thought nothing of it. I'd later find out

890
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:19,799
Speaker 1: from mutual friends that apparently this was some sort of

891
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:24,560
Speaker 1: magical conversation between them. After a week or so of

892
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:27,440
Speaker 1: back and forth figuring out if the relationship was salvagable,

893
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:31,360
Speaker 1: we confirmed that the relationship was over. Within three months

894
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:34,240
Speaker 1: of the relationship ending, I found out from another mutual

895
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:36,680
Speaker 1: friend that this guy had packed up his entire life

896
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,839
Speaker 1: and moved over to this side of the world to

897
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:42,560
Speaker 1: live with my ex in her mom's house. This guy

898
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 1: had never had a girlfriend before, and then he moved

899
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:49,799
Speaker 1: across the entire world for his first ever girlfriend. He

900
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:52,480
Speaker 1: never gave me any sort of explanation when I asked

901
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:55,040
Speaker 1: him for one at the time of the breakup. Blocked

902
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 1: both me and my childhood friend from all of social media,

903
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:01,360
Speaker 1: and to this day continues to live my old life

904
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:05,200
Speaker 1: with my ex, raising the dog that I got her,

905
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:09,719
Speaker 1: and at times it feels like someone has stolen my

906
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:15,000
Speaker 1: old skin. Ultimately, it was a blessing in disguise, though

907
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:17,080
Speaker 1: I'm a lot happier now than I'm out of that

908
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:20,399
Speaker 1: relationship and can see that her and I weren't meant

909
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:23,359
Speaker 1: to be together. Love you and see you the next

910
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:28,319
Speaker 1: time you come to my city. From Reggie. Oscar, are

911
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 1: you listen, Oscar? Did you hear all of this? Oscar?

912
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:37,240
Speaker 1: I need to forward this email to Oscar? Because because

913
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:42,719
Speaker 1: because this guy, Because Oscar just like he broke up

914
00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 1: with his girlfriend and she started seeing someone new. But

915
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:48,799
Speaker 1: this fucking guy, this fucking guy, Reggie is one of

916
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:54,040
Speaker 1: these I fucking hear stories from people doing this show

917
00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:58,880
Speaker 1: that just really reinforced to me the idea that so

918
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:03,000
Speaker 1: much of life is about perspective, and it gives me

919
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:07,200
Speaker 1: hope in my own life, because, uh, you know, I

920
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:12,960
Speaker 1: try to fucking be, you know, a smart and have

921
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:15,200
Speaker 1: good perspective of things, but my judgment, you know, I

922
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:17,560
Speaker 1: just get. I'm a human. I get we all just

923
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:21,360
Speaker 1: get clouded, and we all just get frustrated and angry

924
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:24,080
Speaker 1: and pissed off, and it's sad and depressed. And here's

925
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:29,040
Speaker 1: this fucking story of a miserably depressing thing happening to

926
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:31,520
Speaker 1: this guy. It's funny, don't get me wrong. It's very funny,

927
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:35,160
Speaker 1: but it's miserable. This is sad. You know, it's harsh,

928
00:56:35,239 --> 00:56:39,840
Speaker 1: it's tough, and motherfucker ends the email with it was

929
00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:42,520
Speaker 1: a blessing in disguise, And I'm a lot happier now

930
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:45,600
Speaker 1: and I realized that we were. It's just I don't know,

931
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:48,839
Speaker 1: I just I really like this dude's This guy's gonna

932
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 1: live a good life for the rest of the guy

933
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:55,800
Speaker 1: who wrote this email, he just had a terrifying bad

934
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:59,920
Speaker 1: thing happened to him, and he's happier. He's just this

935
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:03,640
Speaker 1: guy's gonna live a good life no matter what. So Oscar,

936
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:06,640
Speaker 1: who I talked to earlier, read this guy's fucking email

937
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:11,560
Speaker 1: or or listen to me say it. I guess I

938
00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:13,880
Speaker 1: don't know, but you know, how do I want to

939
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:15,640
Speaker 1: hook I want to hook this guy up with Oscar?

940
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:21,400
Speaker 1: Where's Where's where's this guy at? Where's Oscar? Listen this Oscar?

941
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:24,640
Speaker 1: You you this guy should be your fucking h I know,

942
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:26,480
Speaker 1: I know you said you're not Japanese, but this guy

943
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 1: should be your SEMPI Reggie, he I think, I think,

944
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:32,840
Speaker 1: I think he has a lot of life advice that

945
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:38,800
Speaker 1: he could give you all right, Damn, that was quite Uh,

946
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:42,800
Speaker 1: that was quite a story, someone in the chat says.

947
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:44,760
Speaker 1: Someone in the chat said, that was a real crash

948
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:48,960
Speaker 1: out moment. It was right, it was I was. I mean,

949
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:53,080
Speaker 1: that's like a horror fucking thing. That sounds horrible, and

950
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:57,640
Speaker 1: this guy's fucking takes it in stride. It's pretty impressive.

951
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 1: Although it's pretty impressive, although FIFA is never going to

952
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:08,600
Speaker 1: be the same for him no matter what. All Right,

953
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:16,320
Speaker 1: this is from Delina. Life advice, don't ever move I

954
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:18,400
Speaker 1: wonder if the person. I wonder if that guy was

955
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:20,960
Speaker 1: a higher prestige than he was in call of duty

956
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:24,959
Speaker 1: and maybe that's why I'm maybe that's why his girl

957
00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:26,920
Speaker 1: was into him. Okay, No, we're on the next email now.

958
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:31,640
Speaker 1: Life advice, don't ever move in with a possible neuro

959
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:39,040
Speaker 1: divergent friend together. Okay, I'll entertain this, Hey, Lyle, you

960
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 1: can call me Dealina. My friend and I moved in

961
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:43,360
Speaker 1: last year, and it's been a nightmare for me because

962
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:45,520
Speaker 1: I got to know her better. Once you live together,

963
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:47,960
Speaker 1: you see the person from a whole different light. I

964
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,680
Speaker 1: figure she is too clinging, and I despair about it.

965
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:52,520
Speaker 1: It is hard for me to stand my ground and

966
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:58,680
Speaker 1: form boundaries. I am a people pleaser. She expects me

967
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 1: to do everything together with her. We work nine to

968
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 1: five and then go to the gym together, do grocery

969
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:06,080
Speaker 1: shopping together, cook together, eat together. A month ago, I

970
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:08,440
Speaker 1: told her that I want more privacy and live more

971
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:11,560
Speaker 1: on my own without her being constantly around me. She

972
00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:14,280
Speaker 1: then cried and had a breakdown, saying that not doing

973
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:17,880
Speaker 1: everything all the time together is the equivalent of not

974
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:21,840
Speaker 1: being friends. She also can't do anything on her own.

975
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:25,640
Speaker 1: I feel like a caretaker. For example, just because I

976
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:28,160
Speaker 1: ironed her clothes one day as a sign of appreciation,

977
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:31,880
Speaker 1: she kept asking me when I'll iron her clothes again.

978
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:35,040
Speaker 1: Now that she adapts to not being around me all

979
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:37,040
Speaker 1: the time and being mothered by me all the time,

980
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:39,800
Speaker 1: she still finds new ways to sneak herself into my

981
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:42,720
Speaker 1: life by asking what are we doing on the weekend,

982
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:45,120
Speaker 1: what are we cooking on the weekend, and so on.

983
00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:48,520
Speaker 1: The good thing is I learned about saying no, but

984
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:51,840
Speaker 1: it's very very hard for me. I fear she might

985
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:56,000
Speaker 1: be neuro divergent because she has trouble communicating, which makes

986
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:59,480
Speaker 1: it hard for her to find friends. She can't read

987
00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:02,080
Speaker 1: social caire use. For example, when I was so over

988
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:04,560
Speaker 1: stimulated by her being around me, I ran into my

989
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:08,280
Speaker 1: room and cried because my brain was so fried. I

990
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:11,160
Speaker 1: am an introvert, so being around people drains my energy.

991
01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:13,720
Speaker 1: She then came and knocked on my door to ask

992
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:16,320
Speaker 1: me when we're cooking dinner together again. I don't know

993
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:17,960
Speaker 1: if I should talk about it with her and how

994
01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:19,880
Speaker 1: I should tell her that me and other friends think

995
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:22,120
Speaker 1: she might be on the spectrum. I can imagine it

996
01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:26,280
Speaker 1: could come off as effective. Okay, let's okay. I want

997
01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:28,400
Speaker 1: to hold I want to separate two things here because

998
01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:36,560
Speaker 1: like I just okay, I like look, I want to

999
01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:38,400
Speaker 1: be uh, I want to be I want to be

1000
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:42,000
Speaker 1: fair here. I want to be fair here about something. Look,

1001
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:46,600
Speaker 1: not everyone is neurodiversient. Some people are just are just

1002
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:48,720
Speaker 1: a little clinging and annoying, you know what I mean.

1003
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:50,880
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't we Look, I don't think it's

1004
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:57,600
Speaker 1: fair to pin this on all neuro divergent people. I

1005
01:00:57,720 --> 01:00:59,640
Speaker 1: just thrown that out there. I don't think it's fair

1006
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:05,600
Speaker 1: to to pin this on all neurodivergent people. Okay, just

1007
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:08,920
Speaker 1: throwing that out there. We're gonna put that aside, Okay,

1008
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:11,520
Speaker 1: and then we're just gonna go directly into your specific

1009
01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:16,520
Speaker 1: thing happening. First of all, your problem is not whether

1010
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:20,560
Speaker 1: or not to tell this person that you think they're autistic.

1011
01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:27,720
Speaker 1: That's not your problem. That's not the issue here. I

1012
01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:30,240
Speaker 1: mean that, fuck, dude, I look, yes, this person sounds

1013
01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:35,320
Speaker 1: like they're very annoying and have no boundaries. Absolutely, what

1014
01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:41,640
Speaker 1: do you do? Fucking I think you gotta leave. I

1015
01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:43,479
Speaker 1: think you gotta get out of there. I don't know how, though,

1016
01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:45,280
Speaker 1: I mean, do you have like a what's the least

1017
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:53,480
Speaker 1: situation going on here? What's the what's uh, what's the

1018
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:59,040
Speaker 1: least thing? You know? I mean, you just move out

1019
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:06,240
Speaker 1: if you can sublet it. Although it's although, although although

1020
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:08,560
Speaker 1: it's funny. You know what's funny? Is anyone anytime you

1021
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:13,360
Speaker 1: like sublet to deal with roommate issues. It's like it's

1022
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:16,200
Speaker 1: like trying to It's like it's like having cancer and

1023
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:17,520
Speaker 1: the only way to get rid of it is to

1024
01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:20,760
Speaker 1: give it to someone else. That's mean, I don't want

1025
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:22,880
Speaker 1: to refer to this person as cancer. That's mean I

1026
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:26,320
Speaker 1: don't want to do that, but I guess I already did.

1027
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:30,480
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe this that's the thing I really,

1028
01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:35,680
Speaker 1: I'm so optimistic because i'd like to believe that this girl,

1029
01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:41,800
Speaker 1: uhh who like is having a hard time like setting boundaries.

1030
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:46,280
Speaker 1: I'd like to believe that there's some like like like

1031
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:48,200
Speaker 1: like I'm thinking of this I'm thinking of this girl

1032
01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:51,480
Speaker 1: as like a puzzle piece, and she's like kind of

1033
01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:54,480
Speaker 1: a fucked up puzzle piece, and she's just got to

1034
01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:59,280
Speaker 1: find another fucked up looking puzzle piece that somehow magically

1035
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:03,880
Speaker 1: perfectly fit it's into all the little curves and edges

1036
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:06,680
Speaker 1: of her fucked up puzzle piece. I'd like to believe

1037
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:10,600
Speaker 1: that the world works that way. I really would so hopefully.

1038
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:13,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe this person define somebody else to

1039
01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:16,120
Speaker 1: live this kind of a life with, who enjoys it,

1040
01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:23,160
Speaker 1: who maybe is equally uh, I don't know, I I

1041
01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:27,080
Speaker 1: I equally off. Maybe I don't know. I don't know.

1042
01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:31,760
Speaker 1: But no, I don't think that you and your other

1043
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:34,920
Speaker 1: friends should tell this person that that they're on the spectrum.

1044
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:37,479
Speaker 1: I don't think that's a good idea. I don't think

1045
01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:41,840
Speaker 1: you're particularly you know, I don't think that's a good idea.

1046
01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:44,520
Speaker 1: But uh yeah, I mean, I don't know, try to

1047
01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:46,680
Speaker 1: get out of there. I don't know. What the least

1048
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:58,360
Speaker 1: situation looks like. But all right, do do uh Okay,

1049
01:03:58,360 --> 01:03:59,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read one more. I'm gonna read one more

1050
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:01,320
Speaker 1: and then I gotta get out of here. I'm gonna

1051
01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:06,400
Speaker 1: read one more. Let's see okay, uh oh okay, this

1052
01:04:06,440 --> 01:04:10,720
Speaker 1: part this is from a guy named Steven. And sometimes

1053
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:15,720
Speaker 1: on Gmail you can have a little profile picture, and

1054
01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:20,080
Speaker 1: this guy's profile picture is Pablo from The Backyardigans with

1055
01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:23,560
Speaker 1: the little hat. It's really cute subject line. I had

1056
01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:29,400
Speaker 1: surgery on my penis. Howdy call me Stephen. Recently, there's

1057
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:32,000
Speaker 1: been a trend on the podcast of people talking about

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Speaker 1: horrible things happening to their penis. I would like to

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Speaker 1: contribute to make half of the audience uncomfortable. You know

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Speaker 1: what's funny is I was at a table of people.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I was. I was at a table

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Speaker 1: of folks and the recently and it was it was me, uh,

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Speaker 1: three three guys and one lady, and I was talking

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Speaker 1: about like, I was talking about the podcast, and they

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Speaker 1: were like, what's one of the craziest things you've heard

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Speaker 1: on the podcast? Like that's something people ask me a lot,

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Speaker 1: and I don't know. I don't have like a go

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Speaker 1: to story when people ask me that. But it was

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Speaker 1: just after the most It was like just after I

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Speaker 1: recorded the most recent episode, and I told them the

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Speaker 1: story about the lady shoving tic TACs into a guy's

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Speaker 1: pee hole and crunching on them, and all the men

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Speaker 1: to the table like like shrieked, and the one lady

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Speaker 1: was like, I'm confused. I don't know why that would hurt.

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Speaker 1: But I don't know. I don't know if that's I guess. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I would like to contribute to make half the audience uncomfortable.

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Speaker 1: I have three older brothers and we all had the

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Speaker 1: same biological issue. The whole of the penis was too small,

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Speaker 1: so when we peed, it sprayed all over. Think of

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Speaker 1: covering a running hose. Think of covering half a running

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Speaker 1: hose with your thumb. Okay, that makes sense. All of

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Speaker 1: my brothers got a surgery where they increased the size

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Speaker 1: of the hole with an incision. This happened when they

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Speaker 1: were all young, around two to three, but I got

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Speaker 1: the surgery at twelve since I was much more conscious

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Speaker 1: about what the procedure entailed. I had horrible dread the

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Speaker 1: months leading up to the surgery. That sounds awful. The

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Speaker 1: dread was actually much much worse than the procedure, But

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Speaker 1: I still have to live with a vivid memory of

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Speaker 1: an older doctor rubbing ointment on my penis as uncle

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Speaker 1: Grandpa was on the hospital's TV, was on the hospital

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Speaker 1: rooms TV. The weeks after were hell and I'll spare

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Speaker 1: the details, but now I have an amazing powerful stream.

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Speaker 1: And that, folks, was gak mail. That was gak mail.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Do I have anything else to say

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Speaker 1: about this? No, I think that email speaks for itself.

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Speaker 1: That was gak mail. Folks. Uh, thank you all for

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Speaker 1: being here? Anything else? Do I have anything else? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I'm doing a fucking I live I'm I believe I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm in Tokyo right now, and I'm doing a live

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Speaker 1: show here in Tokyo, Japan. I am doing a live

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Speaker 1: show here in Tokyo, Japan. I don't have a fucking

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Speaker 1: I I. We're switching around the date as I recording

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Speaker 1: this right now. I don't have a date, but it'll

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Speaker 1: be like the last week of February or some shit

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Speaker 1: I want. I want to plug it in this podcast.

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Speaker 1: I don't have the full date. Look if you want

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Speaker 1: to come, uh and you're hearing this right now, at

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Speaker 1: a point where I don't have a date, just send

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Speaker 1: an email to therapy geckomail dot com, just being like, Hey,

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Speaker 1: I live in Tokyo and I want to come to

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Speaker 1: the show, and whenever I have the I'll just hand

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Speaker 1: email you the link to the ticket link to the show.

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Speaker 1: So whatever, if you live in Tokyo right now and

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Speaker 1: you want to come to my GETO show, then I'll

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Speaker 1: just you just send an email that you want to

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Speaker 1: come to Therapy Gecko mail at gmail dot com, and

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Speaker 1: I'll just whenever I have the link, I'll send you

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Speaker 1: the fucking thing. Also, if you want me to read

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Speaker 1: your email as part if you if you know, aside

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Speaker 1: from everything I just said, if you want me to

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Speaker 1: read your email on the next get mail, send me

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Speaker 1: an email therapy Gecko mail at gmail dot com. And

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Speaker 1: also I do this kind of like randomly and sporadically,

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Speaker 1: so sometimes you know, you can send me an email

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Speaker 1: and I'll record like three episodes and then I'll go

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Speaker 1: back and read like two month old emails that I

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Speaker 1: haven't read. So go ahead and send any emails that

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Speaker 1: you want me to read to therapy get go Mail

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Speaker 1: at gmail dot com. Thank you all for listening to

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Speaker 1: my podcast. Thank you all for everything that the thing

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Speaker 1: is tech, thank you all for all things and uh

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Speaker 1: yeah I don't know, do I yeah? Okay, well this

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Speaker 1: is the end of the podcast. So you know, nothing

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Speaker 1: I say has to be good because I already we

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Speaker 1: already did a whole podcast. This is just a bonus.

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Speaker 1: This is nothing, all right. Well oh yes, oh I

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Speaker 1: forgot about that. Oh yeah, we're oh yeah, just we

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Speaker 1: were one. We're the six percent. We're the six percent

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Speaker 1: of people that are still alive. If you're listening to this,

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Speaker 1: congratulations on being one of the six percent of people

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Speaker 1: that are alive. And uh, you know, enjoy it, do

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Speaker 1: something with it. I guess, all right, thank you, Bye bye.

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Speaker 3: Ne. Rep Ken goes on the line taking your phone

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Speaker 3: calls every night.

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Speaker 1: The repin Can goes to on his eye, just teaching

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Speaker 1: you how to live your life. But he's not really

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Speaker 1: an expert.