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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Mark

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Speaker 1: Wwain moultrends.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the.

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Speaker 1: Name of a person who's in the news, and Mark Wain.

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Speaker 2: Is all one word.

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Speaker 3: Hell yeah, Mark Wain.

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Speaker 2: The name rules. Uh So we'll talk about that. That's

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Speaker 2: called a tease.

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Speaker 1: After the break, we'll talk about what Mark Wwayne is trending.

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Speaker 1: But first we have to let you know that you're

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Speaker 1: in for a racing glass of cool waters. Fox News

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Speaker 1: has named Jesse Waters to succeed Tucker Carlson as anchor

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Speaker 1: of the eight PM hour, The lucrative highly sought after

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Speaker 1: a PM Hour. Jesse Waters has been on my radar

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Speaker 1: since he was like an intern for Bill O'Reilly and

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Speaker 1: like he would do more offensive yeah, like against Asian people.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's when I first found out about him. If

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Speaker 1: you if you haven't seen it, I haven't seen it

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Speaker 1: in like fifteen years.

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Speaker 3: Is that when you knew that Jesse Waters culture was

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Speaker 3: for you?

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Speaker 1: I know, that's when I knew. That's when I became

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Speaker 1: a fan. Got the poster.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that was my first thing.

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Speaker 4: That was like that really terrible man on the street

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Speaker 4: bit in Chinatown was like, this is just unhinged.

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Speaker 3: Racism, okay, sure, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: His new persona seems to be that he tries to

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Speaker 1: be like a character in Madmen, like that is conservative

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Speaker 1: for Madmen. Like he dresses in like suits from that era,

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Speaker 1: and he just like says wild misogynistic shit that somebody

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Speaker 1: would have said in the nineteen fifties.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he killed a guy trying to hide and hit.

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Speaker 2: It took over his personality.

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Speaker 3: Is that how mad?

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Speaker 4: Isn't that I've only seen like the first three episodes.

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Speaker 4: I was like, I cannot deal.

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Speaker 3: With it anymore.

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Speaker 2: But isn't that?

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Speaker 4: Is that the thing?

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Speaker 3: Right centrally like drapes, He doesn't.

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Speaker 1: I don't think he kills anybody like he does the

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Speaker 1: war or something in the war, and like he's just

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Speaker 1: kind of a dufiss and his like super confident leader

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Speaker 1: higher up in the military just like dies right in

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Speaker 1: front of him, and he just takes his dog tags

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Speaker 1: and is like I'm that now.

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Speaker 4: Which is the exact fucking conceit of Season nine, episode

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Speaker 4: two of The Simpsons, The Principal and the Popper. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 4: when he comes back and like his name's really arm

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Speaker 4: In tams Ay.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, they're like the whole thing happened during the

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Speaker 1: Korean War, so and that one was Vietnam War, so

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Speaker 1: they based that on this.

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Speaker 3: That's so funny that I think of that. I'm like,

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Speaker 3: that's the Simpsons, like, don't but.

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Speaker 4: That's probably actually probably something from literature before that. But

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Speaker 4: I'm ignorant, So I will take the Simpsons as.

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Speaker 1: These or Simpsons for eight hundred Alan's Whom?

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Speaker 3: How fucking like incendiary?

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Speaker 4: Is that first episode gonna because most people were saying, like,

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Speaker 4: if you thought Tucker was bad, the thing that's gonna

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Speaker 4: come after Tucker is not gonna be fucking like, you know,

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Speaker 4: more measured.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, seems like everything just keeps getting worse. It's like

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Speaker 1: the Putin thing. They're like, Oh, you thought put you

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Speaker 1: were gonna fucking be crying for your mommy Putin. When

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Speaker 1: this next guy comes along, you're gonna say, wow, Wow,

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Speaker 1: where is Daddy Putin?

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Speaker 3: And you can and he's gone.

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Speaker 1: You're daddy or diddy, we don't know. But everyone's like

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Speaker 1: he's weak. Everyone thinks Putin's weak. Anyways, this is not

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Speaker 1: a story about that. This is a story about Jesse

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Speaker 1: Waters and how he is new King of Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: is just gonna be some some ship we have to

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Speaker 1: deal with now. It seems like a real bad guy

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Speaker 1: and he's gonna be probably twice as famous as he

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Speaker 1: is right now in two months.

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Speaker 2: Mm hmm.

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Speaker 1: Has Tucker come out with a new episode of his

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Speaker 1: uh wood Shop?

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Speaker 3: I should think know, because Fox was like, you can't

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Speaker 3: be doing these sad ass little Wooden vlogs, my man.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, interesting, So I'm pretty sure. I mean, I feel

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Speaker 4: like we would have heard because the Internet would have

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Speaker 4: started talking about it.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't think.

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Speaker 4: I think we only got that one grand opening, grand closing,

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Speaker 4: grand opening, grand closing.

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Speaker 1: Well, Miles, speaking of grand closing, we can finally close

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Speaker 1: the book on Jeffrey Epstein's suicide.

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Speaker 2: Murder Apartment, No, the Justice Department. In a way.

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Speaker 1: He was murdered by negligence of two guards federal jail guards.

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Speaker 3: But he said two guards.

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Speaker 4: I was like, what like a two like a shooting

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Speaker 4: guard or appoint two guards.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was de shooting guard.

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Speaker 3: And you consider Michael Jordan, right, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, definitely Dwayne Wade, Michael Jordan.

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Speaker 3: It was Steph Curry and Michael Jordan. Okay, two guards,

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Speaker 3: two guards.

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Speaker 1: So the ap says Jeffrey Epstein was left loan in

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Speaker 1: his jail cell with a surplus of bed linens the

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Speaker 1: night he killed himself. Nearly all the surveillance cameras on

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Speaker 1: his unit didn't record h Right. I remember that one

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Speaker 1: worker was on duty for twenty four hours straight, and

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Speaker 1: despite his high profile and a suicide attempt two weeks earlier,

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Speaker 1: he wasn't checked on.

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Speaker 2: Regularly as required. They needed a fall guy or fall.

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Speaker 1: Guys, and they seem to just be like these two

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Speaker 1: lazy bums who were working for twenty four hours straight

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Speaker 1: and couldn't even stay awake.

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Speaker 2: It's their fault.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, I don't still not a very satisfying ending.

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Speaker 2: I'd say, no, no, it's not.

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Speaker 1: I mean, this just means that they've decided to stop

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Speaker 1: investigating it and give us the fall guy that they are, Like,

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Speaker 1: we've officially come up with an official fall guy. Just

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Speaker 1: these wanting to make an announcement. These two shits. Look

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Speaker 1: at them, aren't they dumb? They look don't they look

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Speaker 1: like they're about to drift off to sleep?

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Speaker 4: These two, these two guys, I just like that, say,

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Speaker 4: a surplus of bed She's like, what does that look like?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 4: Were they also like encouraging him to like be like, hey,

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Speaker 4: I don't know, this looks like you might be able

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Speaker 4: to do something with all this.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, we're gonna take a nap for twelve hours. Yeah

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Speaker 3: you know maybe, Yeah, I don't know. So, uh.

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Speaker 2: They get them up like a mummy, and that was

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Speaker 2: what did it. He's okay, yeah, I remember.

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Speaker 4: I remember my mom saying to not do that when

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Speaker 4: I was a kid, like, like as a little kid

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Speaker 4: like with like an older cousin being like, let me

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Speaker 4: you're gonna fucking suffer.

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Speaker 2: Can't remember.

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Speaker 4: That was a good thing. That scared me off of

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Speaker 4: doing mummy wraps to myself, like you could, you could breathe,

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Speaker 3: But that was.

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Speaker 2: The coolest man.

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Speaker 4: No, you know why that ship just felt so oh

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Speaker 4: you know what. We did it in eighth grade. I

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Speaker 4: remember as like a school spirit thing. There's like a

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Speaker 4: contest of like who could wrap their teacher as a

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Speaker 4: mummy and toilet paper the quickest, And I just felt

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Speaker 4: this is such a waste.

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Speaker 3: We could be wiping our butts with this.

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Speaker 1: And not just from an ecological perspective, but just yeah,

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Speaker 1: like your your dumps are so messy that it just

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Speaker 1: breaks your heart to see. Oh yeah, I mean all

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Speaker 1: the toilet paper go unused at times.

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Speaker 4: I already know toilet paper is just is futile and

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Speaker 4: at a certain point and I just I just get

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Speaker 2: Yeah all right. And then the Supreme Court getting a

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think they because this is on the heels

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Speaker 4: of the Alito thing too. It's like, I guess maybe

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Speaker 4: the only way we can keep the Supreme Court from

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Speaker 4: like completely falling out of line is keep exposing a

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Speaker 4: little controversy every time, so they need to make good

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Speaker 4: in a decision. But yeah, it's all part of this

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Speaker 4: like legal theory called like the independent state legislature, and

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Speaker 4: essentially their decision was saying like that's bullshit, basically saying

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Speaker 4: that the state legislatures can make decisions about elections from

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Speaker 4: congressional elections all the way on down like an opponent's

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Speaker 4: or like the people who are you know, saying like no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 4: like this is actually a very valid legal theory that

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Speaker 4: was basically saying that, like we can sidestep.

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Speaker 3: The courts to do whatever we want in elections.

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Speaker 4: So the Supreme Court did a solid by basically saying like, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 4: we'll prevent some jerry manders.

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Speaker 1: So preventing jerry mandering, does it also have an effect

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Speaker 1: on like Trump or a Republican's ability to like steal

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Speaker 1: an election or that that is separate when you talk

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Speaker 1: about like states being able to do what they want

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Speaker 1: on a presidential election or on an election. That's what

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Speaker 1: jumped into my head, and I think I might have been.

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Speaker 4: Wrong, I'd imagine. I mean it just it gives untold

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Speaker 4: power right to whoever. If if the courts can't decide that,

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Speaker 4: then that means the state legislature is higher.

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Speaker 2: Than the court well in that respect.

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Speaker 4: And that's when they're like, no, the place where you

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Speaker 4: can like again post a bunch of four Chan memes

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Speaker 4: and then suddenly you have the power to do this

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Speaker 4: because you won your like no, no, no.

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Speaker 2: Got it.

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Speaker 1: So, as a producer Brian points out, there is the

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Speaker 1: overall jerry mandering that is the electoral college that we've

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Speaker 1: been We've been I'm rolling with for choice.

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Speaker 2: Yeah about that.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll come

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Speaker 1: back and talk about somebody named Mark Wain.

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Speaker 3: Mark Wain.

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Speaker 1: And we're back, and a GOP senator by the name

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Speaker 1: of Mark Wayn Mark Wayne, those two names but fused together,

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Speaker 1: so Wayne isn't even capitalized. Mullin has challenged a Teamster

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Speaker 1: president Sean O'Brien to an MMA fight on Monday, after

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Speaker 1: O'Brien called him a greedy CEO and a clown and

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Speaker 1: a fraud in a tweet last week and also showed

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Speaker 1: off that he's small.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the real incendiary part of the tweets that I know,

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Speaker 4: really got to Mark Wayne. Do you think racist white

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Speaker 4: people read his name and think he's black?

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Speaker 2: Maybe like it? Yeah, it feels like it could go

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Speaker 2: in one.

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Speaker 3: What's your name, Mark Wain?

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Speaker 2: You Mark Wain?

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Speaker 4: Okay, Mark Wain and then like and then he's probably

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Speaker 4: here's like, I know what it's like to be profiled

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Speaker 4: because of my name. Anyway, So this guy, Sean O'Brien,

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Speaker 4: he tweeted a picture of Mark Wayne Mullen at a

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Speaker 4: debate like I think it was last year, and it

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Speaker 4: was a picture that was taken from behind the lecterns

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Speaker 4: with the podiums, and we find out in this picture

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Speaker 4: Mark Wayne was standing on like a little apple box

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Speaker 4: to appear taller during the debate, and he was basically saying, like, yo,

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Speaker 4: look at this small man. Energy is what the teamsters,

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Speaker 4: you know, president is saying, And this is how this

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Speaker 4: guy responded.

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Speaker 3: He said, an attention.

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Speaker 1: Seventy three percent miles number of the day, daily guy's

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Speaker 4: Well, I just think of all my mom, like all

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Speaker 4: As pre marketing, like they knew Netflix or Titanic was

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Speaker 3: Til it's over.

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Speaker 1: Need to close my eyes to do that, Miles. Wow,

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Speaker 1: just my okay, dream palace. I just close my eyes

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Speaker 2: One of your French girls.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, absolutely all right.

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Speaker 1: Those are some of the things that are trending on

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Speaker 1: this Tuesday, June twenty seventh. We are back tomorrow with

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Speaker 1: a whole last episode of the show, a very fun one.

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Speaker 1: Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourself,

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Speaker 1: get the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacype and

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Speaker 1: we will talk to you tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: Fight bye,