Speaker 1: It counts down to one. He bolt, I'm fucking usine bolt,
Speaker 1: full fucking sprint stopping. It was like we got sign
Speaker 1: this grown up. She's ready, get her in some paths
Speaker 1: right now. Calm Down with Aaron and Carissa is a
Speaker 1: production of I Heart Radio. Welcome everybody to the Calm
Speaker 1: Down Podcast. Before we jumped on here, Aaron grabbed a
Speaker 1: knife that just was conveniently located on her desk. And
Speaker 1: we don't know why. Knives out, claws out, n I've
Speaker 1: got we can do inventory, and what's on my desk?
Speaker 1: I have three water bottles, a candle, four candles. You
Speaker 1: get this person that leaves the water bottles half empty?
Speaker 1: Well full disclosure. My husband's been gone for a week,
Speaker 1: so I've been leaving ship everywhere and now he's coming
Speaker 1: home today. Shady gent all of it? Any gender? Are
Speaker 1: you the ones? And I'm not a mecky person And
Speaker 1: we've discussed this on here like I'm not, but he
Speaker 1: does keep me in mine and when my week is
Speaker 1: how it is, it's easy to throw ship everywhere. And
Speaker 1: so he's been gone. The yoga mats out, the weights
Speaker 1: are in away our bedroom, basing fucking disaster I've got
Speaker 1: ship everywhere because I just like laid out and now
Speaker 1: Big Daddy's coming home from Finland is the quick pickup.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we have missed you, dear dear all
Speaker 1: the time, and to throw away because I have a
Speaker 1: thing about making the bed in the morning, and so
Speaker 1: I lose my mind when and Steeve is good about this.
Speaker 1: He's actually very good about picking up. But we don't
Speaker 1: live together, but we spent a lot of time together,
Speaker 1: and so I'm like, if I walk upstairs and the
Speaker 1: bed's not made, I'm like, what's happening here? And so
Speaker 1: then but then when he doesn't stay here, I don't
Speaker 1: make the bed, and it's like because it's because I'm
Speaker 1: boycotting it because I'm like so disciplined about doing it
Speaker 1: that I feel like like the parents are out of town,
Speaker 1: so like I get to have like the night where
Speaker 1: I like don't make the bed. Yeah, I know, it's
Speaker 1: so weird. And then I'll bitch about it on Okay,
Speaker 1: like Unsolved Mysteries. I really thought that you literally were
Speaker 1: like I'm making it, and I was going to ask you,
Speaker 1: how do I make this a habit in my life?
Speaker 1: I do? I'm really good about making the bed, but
Speaker 1: I feel like it's because I'm so regiment about it
Speaker 1: that I want that like free night, but I want
Speaker 1: the free night when he's not there because I don't
Speaker 1: give him a free night, that makes sense. So it's
Speaker 1: kind of like and they just feel like, oh, I
Speaker 1: can do what I want, Like it's my house, Like
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna make the bed today. Do you ever
Speaker 1: have that feeling to like, I ate on the couch
Speaker 1: the other day. I had Raman on the couch and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my gosh, excited. This is so exciting. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna you'll be proud of me. Guess what I'm in.
Speaker 1: I'm in a real soup phase. And you know, I
Speaker 1: don't even like love soup. I know, I'm writing it down.
Speaker 1: I know Aaron when favorite. So You've got this soup
Speaker 1: from Whole Foods that I'm so into. It's a chicken
Speaker 1: noodle and it's delicious, and it's like some mother's name
Speaker 1: like Martha or something kind of soup. It's delicious. But
Speaker 1: anyone made the mistake of going to air one. Air
Speaker 1: one such a racket, Okay they I don't know it.
Speaker 1: I'm not involved. Tell me everything. It's all the rage.
Speaker 1: There's a Hailey Bieber smoothie. People say that the fruit
Speaker 1: tastes amazing. I don't. I don't have an ear one
Speaker 1: in my area, so I don't deal tell me everything.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they're outside of California, anyone that's
Speaker 1: listening to this podcast that's in California. Air one is
Speaker 1: like the Nieman Marcus um of grocery stores. It's a
Speaker 1: real like it's like ten times the price of whole food.
Speaker 1: So we're already astron organic allegedly. What's the deal. I
Speaker 1: don't know, but they I mean some of the stuff
Speaker 1: is really good, like they're hot, like they have like
Speaker 1: when you go actually in the store and it's like
Speaker 1: what do they call that, like where it's like being
Speaker 1: made in front of you, like the hot hot bar?
Speaker 1: Hot bar? Is that something? I don't know? Like the
Speaker 1: burritos like stuff like that's pretty good. But this soup,
Speaker 1: no ship. The soup in a glass container was dollars
Speaker 1: dollars and then there's a three dollar fee for taking
Speaker 1: the glass with you. You don't even get to keep
Speaker 1: the glass or you have to buy the glass, but
Speaker 1: you get three dollars if you bring it back this whole.
Speaker 1: Who are the people that are bringing the glass back?
Speaker 1: I or the people that bring their cups back to
Speaker 1: Starbucks to get the refill or the people that bring
Speaker 1: their grocery can do that at Starbucks. Yeah, like a
Speaker 1: refill thing where it's like if you bring your cup
Speaker 1: because it encourages recycling, which we appreciate. We also want
Speaker 1: to do our part healthy environment. I'm just saying I'm
Speaker 1: not good at that. I'm not good at bringing the
Speaker 1: glass back for the soup, and you're gonna charge me
Speaker 1: three dollars. I'm not going to bring bringing the cup
Speaker 1: back to Starbucks and getting off by drink. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I can't go into air one ever again. I'm
Speaker 1: over it. I'm over spending money on that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. We will spend money on sheets.
Speaker 1: On our pregame, one of these sweet listeners asked us
Speaker 1: something about bed sheets. What was the question? The question
Speaker 1: and do something about spending money, and I said, you
Speaker 1: need to spend money on sheets because that's where you
Speaker 1: spend the majority of your time. And now people get mad,
Speaker 1: They're like, why why are you just spend so much
Speaker 1: money on Dada. Well, because you're in a all night
Speaker 1: long line over a cheet and why do you not
Speaker 1: want to have a comfortable sleep. So if anyone out
Speaker 1: there has bed sheets that they are into, let us know.
Speaker 1: Because I'm always open to trying the house and home
Speaker 1: component of my life. I'm a connoisseur. I'll try them all.
Speaker 1: I'll try the Brooklyn In is a lower price sheet
Speaker 1: but soft. I suggest the Settine model for those that
Speaker 1: the thread count is pretty good. Uh, Serena and Lily
Speaker 1: has great sheets. There's also what else, Oh, there's the
Speaker 1: cozy Earth sheets. Anyways, I will put them on together
Speaker 1: on a list if anyone really care. So what's your
Speaker 1: favorite if it's you do like your ranking, like if
Speaker 1: you have a budget, if you are middle of the road,
Speaker 1: and if you're like just want to get by, Like,
Speaker 1: what's your top three? Castaluna is a cheap target line
Speaker 1: that has actually has great sheets. And there's there's the
Speaker 1: Settine line as well, which is like a soft sort
Speaker 1: of like silky sheets. Depends on the weather, like a
Speaker 1: jersey sheet. Sometimes when it's cold outside, I like to
Speaker 1: feel like cozy and that those are at the lake.
Speaker 1: So Castaluna's number one for cheap. Then I go Brooklynnen,
Speaker 1: Serena and Lily, and then Forresa it's like f R
Speaker 1: easy z Z. It's an Italian brand that's getting crazy.
Speaker 1: That's like you're at the four Seasons and then squeeze me.
Speaker 1: But it's amazing, yeah for anyone else. We have sheets
Speaker 1: that like are kind of like our crappy sheets. Like look,
Speaker 1: we have an eighty pound like gorilla that gets on
Speaker 1: our bed, up and down off our bed. That's a
Speaker 1: decision we made. We embrace it. It It is what it is.
Speaker 1: But we are in our place in Montana. We have
Speaker 1: two very good friends that just made us feel very
Speaker 1: special and was like, this is what you need to
Speaker 1: put and we did these three name Lily sheets and
Speaker 1: so as a Christmas gift for Jarrett, I decided to
Speaker 1: get him our bed sheets from Montana and put him
Speaker 1: on our house here. But we still have our crappy
Speaker 1: ones too. We rotate and we got in those sheets
Speaker 1: and it was party time. God, good sheets are great.
Speaker 1: So if you guys have others that I don't know about,
Speaker 1: let us know, um what's going on. I want to
Speaker 1: talk about the air one thing because I don't say
Speaker 1: anything about that. So when I first came to California
Speaker 1: for Dancing with the Stars, I was living in Atlanta
Speaker 1: at the time, and they put us at the at
Speaker 1: like the Palazzo apartments and did the Palazzo Oh that's right,
Speaker 1: we talked about yes, yes, yes, um yeah. So we
Speaker 1: were there and the Air One was right next to it,
Speaker 1: and I just remember I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: what am I doing out here? This is crazy? And
Speaker 1: they were like, so exciting because Air one is right
Speaker 1: next to your apartment. So I went one day. I
Speaker 1: was so insecure about the place. They had brands. I
Speaker 1: never even knew everyone was at this hot bar. I
Speaker 1: had been living in Atlanta, Georgia for ten years, and
Speaker 1: I was like, what in the hell is this? So yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't understand it. The only thing I remember about
Speaker 1: Air One was when the Kardashians went there because they
Speaker 1: felt like Courtney had bad b O and they decided
Speaker 1: to go and make her do a bunch of deodorants. Anyways,
Speaker 1: that's all. I don't say anything about that place. It's
Speaker 1: also a place where if you guys, because I lived
Speaker 1: in an area, well say, I mean Venice is where
Speaker 1: I live, and there's like the different like hipster like vibes,
Speaker 1: like the actual like look of who's like shopping in
Speaker 1: the Air One, Like these people got ready to go
Speaker 1: there to spend on a soup and three dollars on
Speaker 1: the glass yard that they're going to forget to return.
Speaker 1: I'm like, these are models here, like just wandering around
Speaker 1: the store. Are you are you guys picking up people?
Speaker 1: Are you here to meet people? The Air One is
Speaker 1: no joke. How do the people afford this ship all
Speaker 1: the time? Too? I don't know, But I'm going to
Speaker 1: gather up the glass jars around here from my newfound
Speaker 1: soup and the soup enthusiasts that I am and return
Speaker 1: them immediately. What tastes better the supermo one or the
Speaker 1: soup from Whole Foods Beyond food question, Yeah, because it's
Speaker 1: too natural. The other one. Yeah, I need a little
Speaker 1: salt in this bitch, Like I don't need you to
Speaker 1: remove all the fun. You know, I'm new to the
Speaker 1: soup game. You gotta give me where I was swollen
Speaker 1: in the morning when I wake up. Progressive So Air
Speaker 1: One is all in Southern California are fabulous. Producer Ryan
Speaker 1: said that in our little chatty poo as he's doing
Speaker 1: four jobs at once. Hey, what started the soup kick?
Speaker 1: Because I love because it's fucking freezing in Los Angeles,
Speaker 1: and this is we know, that's okay. I've lived in Connecticut,
Speaker 1: I've lived in New York. We get we get it.
Speaker 1: I don't need to hear like, oh you joy living
Speaker 1: in Minnesota. No, I'm not gonna try living in Minnesota.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm never gonna live there because I cannot
Speaker 1: handle the cold. But it has been perpetually cold here,
Speaker 1: at least from our standards of California. And I've turned
Speaker 1: the heat on. I'm blasting the heat and I just
Speaker 1: can't get warm. So I feel like even Yester. The
Speaker 1: other Saturday when I was at work, I don't drink tea.
Speaker 1: I'm not a tea drinker. I respect the people that
Speaker 1: I'll have a cup. I had a cup of tea
Speaker 1: at work. I couldn't even have a cup of coffee.
Speaker 1: I want to have a cup of tea because it
Speaker 1: was like piping hot. I just wanted something to hold
Speaker 1: in my hands. I've been into ramen, I've been into
Speaker 1: so the Bringing it back full circle to the conversation,
Speaker 1: I was sitting on my couch eating ramen, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I was never allowed to do that. Ship
Speaker 1: as a kid, it like you eat it at the table,
Speaker 1: you don't bring any food into the living room. So
Speaker 1: as an adult, it's kind of fun to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I get to do this. Mind you, I've been doing
Speaker 1: this for a while as a forty year old, but
Speaker 1: I don't know. Sometimes it's fun to just be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'd get in trouble if I was doing this at
Speaker 1: my house and as a kid. For those of you
Speaker 1: tuning in, we are headed into the NFC and a
Speaker 1: f C Championship weekends right around the corner to decide
Speaker 1: who is headed to the super Bowl. Of course, Fox
Speaker 1: is the Super Bowl this year, which is very exciting.
Speaker 1: Aaron will be on the sidelines. I don't know what
Speaker 1: I'm doing. The pregame shows are still working themselves out,
Speaker 1: but we will be in Arizona for the week. So
Speaker 1: you just landed five minutes ago from San Francisco. What
Speaker 1: a game? What a game? What a gal yea, it
Speaker 1: was so much fun. Tell us everything. I feel bad
Speaker 1: when people lose. That's all about sports and what we
Speaker 1: do for a living. But like I called my dad
Speaker 1: after her, and I was like, could just feel bad?
Speaker 1: I didn't. I love when you do this and you
Speaker 1: become friends with people and you you know, it's more
Speaker 1: than just like their jobs. It's their lives, it's their families.
Speaker 1: I mean I lived that, not in the NFL, you
Speaker 1: know world, in the NHL world. It's their life and
Speaker 1: it's hard, and um, I feel bad for Dak. I do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's hard and oh yeah, but it was great. It
Speaker 1: was a great vibe. It was a great scene. I
Speaker 1: was on fort sideline and I kept saying to Greg
Speaker 1: and Kevin during the break, like that defense they had
Speaker 1: been challenged by Kyle Shanahan and Damiko Ryant's early in
Speaker 1: the week that they felt like Dallas, that was the
Speaker 1: better defense on Monday night against the box and who's
Speaker 1: going to show up this week? They were just like Cissa,
Speaker 1: you would have gotten off on it, like the way
Speaker 1: that they were just like firing each other up before
Speaker 1: they went on the field. And then like I was
Speaker 1: imitating it for Greg and Kevin last night as we
Speaker 1: walked onto our flight home, like Bosa, he'd make a
Speaker 1: huge gas play on third down and then he'd walk
Speaker 1: back onto the sideline where I was like barreling through
Speaker 1: guys like all the way through and they're like and
Speaker 1: it was just so much fun. You know, it's hard,
Speaker 1: like for me, I'm such a tomboy and I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm a part of it, you know. But I yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just that defense was so jacked up. If
Speaker 1: you like defense, that was the game for you. Points
Speaker 1: were hard to come by. It was wild. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was gonna say it was six six, nine six, and
Speaker 1: thank god Brett made a field goal. I was like
Speaker 1: at some point, I was like, oh no, I can't
Speaker 1: imat the mental component of that, right, where as a kicker,
Speaker 1: like you've missed so many things. But anyhow, it was
Speaker 1: definitely a It was an enjoyable watch. Any game that
Speaker 1: has to come down to the very end is enjoyable.
Speaker 1: I was confused about a lot of things that happened
Speaker 1: at the end of that game though, block management. Again,
Speaker 1: like there was a lot of like I want to go,
Speaker 1: I can't wait to turn on the TV and just
Speaker 1: hear what the peeps I enjoy and respect for saying.
Speaker 1: I was quickly just talking to our friend and Futures
Speaker 1: producer Joel Santos before I hopped on and he was
Speaker 1: giving me his thoughts on a couple of things. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I was confused too. And then it's all happening for
Speaker 1: me in real time, and I'm trying to think, like,
Speaker 1: am I getting pretty? Am I getting Kittle pretty? And
Speaker 1: I getting Warner? Like I it's really hard to kind
Speaker 1: of took it all in. Do you decide that or
Speaker 1: do you ask like your producer, like I'm in contact
Speaker 1: with our studio show as well, and they were like,
Speaker 1: we need pretty. But as you and I know, Perny
Speaker 1: and Kittle are a great package together. They kind of,
Speaker 1: you know, talk about each other, which is great. I
Speaker 1: thought the d I didn't know how much time we
Speaker 1: had in our postgame show, and I thought, obviously the
Speaker 1: defense played balls out. Warner was amazing, so I wanted
Speaker 1: to grab him too. I will tell you one thing
Speaker 1: that happened, and I'm praying somebody got this, even though
Speaker 1: I know I'm not the story. But last time I
Speaker 1: did a forty Niners game, a great calm down listener
Speaker 1: fan sent it to our I G I've always talked
Speaker 1: about my UM halftime interviews with Kyle Shanahan. Points were
Speaker 1: hard to come by in that first half, the offense
Speaker 1: was just struggling, which he thought they would against this
Speaker 1: Dallas defense. Hi Howie, he staring at me for breakfast
Speaker 1: Um halftime interview. Kyle likes to do it going in,
Speaker 1: so I have to wait right by the goal post
Speaker 1: outside the forty niners locker room. And the reason for
Speaker 1: that is instead of being on the actual sideline, I
Speaker 1: wait by the goal post because I kind of cut
Speaker 1: him off. He's running this way. I cut him off.
Speaker 1: Strategic Rissa. It counts down to one. He bolt. I'm
Speaker 1: fucking usine Bolt. I fucking went like they shot the
Speaker 1: gun and I ran and I cut him off. I
Speaker 1: don't know how I didn't tear a hammy. I don't
Speaker 1: know how I didn't tear my actually running full fucking
Speaker 1: sprint stuff sprint and that. If anyone has the video,
Speaker 1: I will take it because I'll tell you another thing
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know how John Lynch hasn't
Speaker 1: signed me to a contract because my forty outstanding. In fact,
Speaker 1: I can't wait to talk to Kyle Shanahan this week.
Speaker 1: I know he's got a lot on his my, but
Speaker 1: don't tell me for a second he wasn't impressed with
Speaker 1: how this gal moved it. And I hope he was
Speaker 1: because pr after that interview turned and said to me,
Speaker 1: oh my god, And I said, what did someone get hurt?
Speaker 1: And they were like, we don't know how you didn't
Speaker 1: get hurt. You freaking ran his ass down. I mean,
Speaker 1: signed me up, Kyle about that. If you don't hit there,
Speaker 1: if you don't get there, he's not waiting for you.
Speaker 1: And I mean he loves you, but like he's not
Speaker 1: waiting for you now. He's got bigger things to do.
Speaker 1: Full disclosure. He did stop, but I think he stopped
Speaker 1: because he was like so impressed. Signed this broken up?
Speaker 1: She's ready? What's her eligibility? Get her in some paths
Speaker 1: right now? I was no offense to see d you
Speaker 1: in or Brandon I you, but I was sucking running
Speaker 1: had him short sprint. I was ready. I used to
Speaker 1: try to be really cute on the sidelines with like
Speaker 1: bullshit wedges and ship like that when I first started.
Speaker 1: And then you to your too on the sidelines. Now,
Speaker 1: you idiot, I'm not happen to run after coach, but
Speaker 1: there that happened to run after and walk. Do you
Speaker 1: ever keep track? Are you a steps counter do you
Speaker 1: keep track of like steps when people like keep steps. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's hard for me is that I only for you know,
Speaker 1: I only do one sideline, so my steps aren't that great.
Speaker 1: But I would have loved to have known my time.
Speaker 1: Damn it. I am just making a plea to calm
Speaker 1: down nation because we are a nation. Forget forty Niners nation.
Speaker 1: If anyone has that video, will you please send it?
Speaker 1: Because I was in all white and as Jared Stole
Speaker 1: called it, I look like white lightning. Yesterday. I was
Speaker 1: a flash of lightning. I had been but this is
Speaker 1: what Okay, wait, hold on, I'm I was impressed with this.
Speaker 1: So watching the game, I always I know what you're wearing. Well, first,
Speaker 1: I loved your almbabe yesterday. I love a winter white
Speaker 1: and that jacket was so great. It was so good.
Speaker 1: I like to watch like I like to find you
Speaker 1: on the sideline, like when they hanging on, like what happened?
Speaker 1: So there was one I'm standing up until I if
Speaker 1: those days watching on YouTube. So Aaron standing like behind
Speaker 1: like a lot of the Niners players who are beheamoth
Speaker 1: of men, and so at one point you went like this,
Speaker 1: you were like hearing over like trying to like see
Speaker 1: what was happening. And I said, to see if I
Speaker 1: go there she is first of all, And every time
Speaker 1: I see Aaron on TV act like I don't know
Speaker 1: she's on TV. I rewound it to show. I was like, look,
Speaker 1: there she is and jumping over like the line trying
Speaker 1: to look and see what was happening in the play
Speaker 1: But I'm very proud of you a way to get
Speaker 1: him because I'm trying to think if I ever missed
Speaker 1: because I was trying to be too cute when I
Speaker 1: was a sideline reporter and where dumb shoes. But yeah,
Speaker 1: they're not waiting for you. Keep it moving, but they're
Speaker 1: not waiting for you. And then other thing is, as
Speaker 1: you keep going deeper into the playoffs, those sidelines get
Speaker 1: more and more crowded with photographers, press and obviously there's
Speaker 1: medical out there, and their sidelines were packed yesterday. And
Speaker 1: to your point, hearing looking, oh yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: can't even see over that necklace. Put that thing away.
Speaker 1: I thought Trent Williams were some hardware. What is that
Speaker 1: justin Jefferson putting them to shame with nothing? My god,
Speaker 1: But I was like peering, peering, in and in the
Speaker 1: beginning of games, you're like, sorry, sorry, I don't want
Speaker 1: to get in the way. Finally, third quarter, I'm like,
Speaker 1: excuse me, and I just walk up and I think
Speaker 1: I'm in the coaches box with Kyle, like legs spread
Speaker 1: apart and you know, our arms on my knees, like
Speaker 1: breaking it down for like I second and five, what
Speaker 1: do we call it? Get the headset on. Well, we're
Speaker 1: at it. Oh man, No, that was good. I also, um,
Speaker 1: but the Bills I didn't get to watch. They just
Speaker 1: couldn't offense. Was their defense or what? That defensive front
Speaker 1: for the Bengals was unbelievable and they were also out
Speaker 1: three offensive linemen the Bengals were, so I thought that
Speaker 1: was going to be an issue. Yeah, And so heading
Speaker 1: into that game, I was like, oh, this is so good,
Speaker 1: but I didn't have the balls to bet on it.
Speaker 1: I did bet on the Niners, though, I did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta dig myself out of the hole that I'm in.
Speaker 1: So I felt good about that. But anyways, so, yeah,
Speaker 1: and Buffalo just couldn't get anything going offensively like that
Speaker 1: freaking Bengals team was ready, and mind you, they've had
Speaker 1: the Kansas City Chiefs number all year long. I think
Speaker 1: they beat them the last three straight games. Ryan, correct
Speaker 1: me if I'm wrong. I think it's three straight that
Speaker 1: the Bengals have beat the Chiefs, he said. Correct. He
Speaker 1: also said they ran the ball really well and Joey
Speaker 1: b is a stone. Yeah, they just couldn't that the
Speaker 1: defense couldn't slow them down. And conversely, like offense for
Speaker 1: the Buffalo just couldn't get things going. Stefon Diggs was
Speaker 1: animated on the sideline like playing, you know, making a point. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But and I like Josh Josh Allen such a class act,
Speaker 1: Like he's just like he's a passionate guy. He wanted
Speaker 1: the ball like he wanted to win. Um. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: really bummed. I mean, for obvious reasons, it's easy to
Speaker 1: root for that team. But it was really a special
Speaker 1: moment scene tomar Hamlin. They're up in the box and um,
Speaker 1: you know, pumping up the crowd and everything, which is insane.
Speaker 1: It was only twenty days ago this gentlemen lost his
Speaker 1: life on the field and was resuscitated twenty days ago,
Speaker 1: and now he was back in the stadium. Um, but yeah,
Speaker 1: they'll they'll get there. I think it's just this was
Speaker 1: a really tough year for them. They were displaced twice
Speaker 1: with snowstorms playing in Detroit. Not like I'm making excuses
Speaker 1: for Buffalo. They're very talented team. But um, excited to
Speaker 1: see that matchup Joe Burrow and Patrick Mahomes once again.
Speaker 1: Interested to see how his ankle's doing. I was just
Speaker 1: gonna say, rise there any update today on that ankle.
Speaker 1: I'm assuming. I'm sorry. I've been in my own uh
Speaker 1: little worried about Sorry, but I didn't. I figured if
Speaker 1: there was like drama with the m R I we
Speaker 1: would have it would have been in every channel. They
Speaker 1: said it was better than they expected when he woke
Speaker 1: up in the morning. But yeah, yeah, oh Tony Pollard
Speaker 1: broke his leg. God, feel so bad for that guy.
Speaker 1: He's been through it also, like the worst hard about
Speaker 1: all this stuff. Yeah, what well, Just I just feel
Speaker 1: like watching I I can't. I can't watch the replay
Speaker 1: ten times. It's hard for me to watch that, Like, no, no,
Speaker 1: I can't do it. It's tough. Um, But excited for
Speaker 1: you to go to Philly. That's a great matchup. That's
Speaker 1: gonna be fun. Man. Those are some young kids. Look
Speaker 1: at look at who's in the playoffs. You've got Brock Party,
Speaker 1: Patrick Mahomes Just and Jalen Hurts. All of these cats
Speaker 1: in twenties something years old, like baby baby, baby Davy.
Speaker 1: We're old. As I was thinking about that when I
Speaker 1: was sitting down with Scan, I was like, I could
Speaker 1: bear mother. I could actually was. The interview was great.
Speaker 1: Feel bad for the giants to love. I don't want
Speaker 1: anyone to lose. I'm big softie. In the end. Um,
Speaker 1: he's got he's quite I think. I mean, look, here's
Speaker 1: the thing, and you were the first person to, you know,
Speaker 1: tell me how great he was. But like with the
Speaker 1: Brian Dables situation and coming there, that organization is at
Speaker 1: least turned the corner like winning a playoff game and
Speaker 1: at least trending in the right direction. But yeah, it's kid.
Speaker 1: What else did I want to talk to you about.
Speaker 1: I've got a lot of things here. Um we've got
Speaker 1: oh WiFi. I'm on a real kick about WiFi. Is
Speaker 1: someone smarter than me explained to me why we have
Speaker 1: to have WiFi passwords? Why they have why when we're
Speaker 1: checking into hotel rooms, It's like the WiFi pass code
Speaker 1: is what is the secret world? Of WiFi, and why
Speaker 1: do we have to buy it? Why does it sometimes
Speaker 1: not work? Like we send people to outer space in
Speaker 1: nine minutes? That went down? Oh? No, see is it
Speaker 1: the WiFi? Oh, it's probably the WiFi, you were saying, dear,
Speaker 1: as I was just saying, and this is exactly my point.
Speaker 1: Why why the WiFi? I need someone that is an
Speaker 1: engineer and can explain this to me better than than
Speaker 1: my own misunderstanding of it. I don't get why. It's
Speaker 1: the secret world of WiFi. And on the plane, for example, Delta,
Speaker 1: I love you, You're my preferred airline, tried and true,
Speaker 1: Delta Gal, I will go out of my way. I
Speaker 1: will go uh cry, I will get on a connection
Speaker 1: through Atlanta. Game Zulziac love your wig collection, I warned
Speaker 1: an interview. Um. So I'm just saying, like, I don't
Speaker 1: understand it. I don't know why we need pass codes.
Speaker 1: I don't know why it doesn't work on the plane
Speaker 1: when you tell me there's WiFi, and now it's all
Speaker 1: confusing to me. I don't get it, and I would
Speaker 1: love to understand. So I think the password I'm starin
Speaker 1: over here is for the whole secure any portion the
Speaker 1: show correct amando. I do think that's what the reason is.
Speaker 1: So your your ship isn't league, your ship isn't hacked into.
Speaker 1: So but you're saying it should just be a free
Speaker 1: for all? Or what do we? I feel like because
Speaker 1: the Internet, Well, here's the thing, because it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: if you go on your phone right from like five
Speaker 1: G or whatever to like WiFi ver, they can they
Speaker 1: hack my phone? Maybe someone who's had their phone hacked?
Speaker 1: Was I was I on the WiFi? Was I on
Speaker 1: five G? Like? What what's happening here? Somebody walked me
Speaker 1: through why this secrecy and this world of how about
Speaker 1: how do't we when you even have to ask? I
Speaker 1: was in like a communal workspace in New York, you
Speaker 1: heard me, communal workspace And I was like, hey, can
Speaker 1: I get the y Yeah? Can I get the WiFi?
Speaker 1: And they were like are you remember here? And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm here with my friend. Can I my friends working
Speaker 1: over here? I can't get a WiFi passco because I
Speaker 1: remember here. So now I'm like having to hack into
Speaker 1: the portal to get the WiFi. And my girlfriend Megan,
Speaker 1: it's like, well maybe I can share it with you?
Speaker 1: What are you sharing? Like the secrets to like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, some treasurer that I'm like hunting. No, I
Speaker 1: don't understand. Just give me the fucking WiFi. And somebody
Speaker 1: explained to me why this is a secret society. I
Speaker 1: don't get it. So that's what I've been on this one.
Speaker 1: Couldn't get it on the plane, couldn't get it on
Speaker 1: the plane, guard had to share the WiFi. Had the
Speaker 1: hotel that the fucking TV didn't even work at the hotel.
Speaker 1: I was at waiting for the engineer. How about that call? Okay?
Speaker 1: You know, you pay the company and Fox, I'm there
Speaker 1: for work. You pay all this money, you put us
Speaker 1: up in these hotels, and then the TV doesn't work.
Speaker 1: And then I called down and I can't get anyone
Speaker 1: on the phone. Can I get a razor? I forgot
Speaker 1: the razor. The called three times now to get the razor.
Speaker 1: Customer service has gone to ship. Okay. And then the
Speaker 1: sweet engineer that comes in to fix the TV, he
Speaker 1: can't fix it. Now We're going back and forth and
Speaker 1: finally and like, forget it. You know, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: sit in my own thoughts. I'm trying to stay off Instagram.
Speaker 1: And now I'm forced to scroll to the end of
Speaker 1: the phone to go back on his Sagram because the
Speaker 1: phone doesn't work. Now, I got razor burned from an
Speaker 1: old razor, and I got problems, and I'm cold, and
Speaker 1: I can't get on the WiFi. But how can you
Speaker 1: even get on Instagram when you don't have the WiFi password.
Speaker 1: I had to resort back to the five G. Thank
Speaker 1: god the A T and T account work. I was
Speaker 1: probably hated it was. I was in a real vulnerable
Speaker 1: steak because I wasn't on WiFi. God. Oh and then this,
Speaker 1: and then you get on the WiFi of the airport.
Speaker 1: You gotta acknowledge. And you're signing that can't be protecting me.
Speaker 1: I'm signing away in my life. I agree. I'm scrolling down.
Speaker 1: I'm looking for the box at the at the you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's safe. It feels like the place that I really
Speaker 1: want to just open up my world. Two. This isn't
Speaker 1: for me. But this isn't good because it reminds me.
Speaker 1: So we were just in a hotel obviously, um in
Speaker 1: Santa Clara, because you know, they don't play in San
Speaker 1: Francisco anymore. By Silicon Valley, all the Google tax all
Speaker 1: the you know, software people out there. We stayed in
Speaker 1: a nice hotel, but the hotel needs a bit of
Speaker 1: an upgrade. And Kevin Burkhart, who's a dream and when
Speaker 1: he gets in on a rant, he's and again this
Speaker 1: is a fold dish closure. We're not super big snobs,
Speaker 1: but when you live on the road, you just want
Speaker 1: things to be a certain way. So we're at this
Speaker 1: hotel like smack in the middle of you know, like
Speaker 1: where all these tech people live and work, and you know,
Speaker 1: we're connected to a building where they're you know, was
Speaker 1: smarter than the roads are paved in Marble because the
Speaker 1: taxes in that region are so true. So keV was saying,
Speaker 1: our rooms, our air is very dicey because it's a dial.
Speaker 1: It's not even like a digital one. He goes, We're
Speaker 1: in the middle of Silicon Valley and I can't get
Speaker 1: a digital air conditioner and heater or unit like Thermos down.
Speaker 1: I gotta use this thing. I'm rolling around and like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's like seventy to seventy five, So what
Speaker 1: am I on? And I'm sorry, I do think those
Speaker 1: two degrees make a huge fun does And then I
Speaker 1: didn't want a bitch yesterday because we had already bitched.
Speaker 1: Our meeting room was so small, and when you've got playoffs,
Speaker 1: you've got like, you know, people in there. We're trying
Speaker 1: to watch the Giants Eagles game. I walk in. It
Speaker 1: just smells like boison and like bad food because they're
Speaker 1: all like nestled in watching the driving and get killed.
Speaker 1: I care you breathe. Yeah, And so I walked into
Speaker 1: like luff on this. And so last night we're on
Speaker 1: the plane going home. Kevi had already mentioned the thermostat
Speaker 1: and I was like, by the way, I said, I
Speaker 1: know the new fat and I'm thinking of you. Cold
Speaker 1: plunges are to take like a quick cold shower. I said,
Speaker 1: love how the hotel wanted us to do that because
Speaker 1: absolutely no hot water yesterday. And Kev's like, I know,
Speaker 1: try shaving with no hot water, Like I'm not. I
Speaker 1: just blew off shaving at that point when there was
Speaker 1: it was all cold, Poor keV. There was no water,
Speaker 1: no hot water. What were you? Who was it? Was
Speaker 1: it the Bengals or was it Giant your game? Giant
Speaker 1: was the Giant in Philly? Yeah, which is its own thing,
Speaker 1: because you know that they were fucking with them. I
Speaker 1: feel like that's for sure in sad so who is
Speaker 1: working with us like another network like Tony Romo. Once
Speaker 1: you know KEVDN Razor burn I still do the razor
Speaker 1: burned things a real thing. I swear to God. There's
Speaker 1: got to be better options out there for razors. I mean,
Speaker 1: and I wasn't even just like using I wasn't using
Speaker 1: a great one. But I wasn't using a bad one.
Speaker 1: Oh we gotta leave flower here. Oh but it's perfect?
Speaker 1: Why not? In fifty on Monday morning? I do have
Speaker 1: to tell you full disclosure. I do things that are
Speaker 1: not smart all the time, to my face and my
Speaker 1: body when on the road. What do I do the
Speaker 1: night before I sit down with Dak Prescott? I decided
Speaker 1: to be Chris and Thompson and I shaved my face
Speaker 1: with my Quattro razor not Senko shit or you're trying
Speaker 1: to reenact Josh commercial mock three. I actually have a
Speaker 1: question do you put something on your face before you
Speaker 1: pick it? Because I was like, should I can put
Speaker 1: conditioner on it? Like? Should I be putting anything on this?
Speaker 1: So I only I only did this part in Jillian
Speaker 1: by the way, said I did a good job. But
Speaker 1: there's no way I'm putting a razor up here. Oh no, okay,
Speaker 1: so I just did he here. No, thanks Santa Claus,
Speaker 1: Thanks Santa Clause. Just do the beard shave on a
Speaker 1: regular basis. But I didn't do the neck because I
Speaker 1: was really you feel very nervous around the corners. I
Speaker 1: wasn't going near the corners. I'm gonna do my grama
Speaker 1: flash for that one today, but yeah, I'm not. I
Speaker 1: didn't go anywhere near the corners. I just went on
Speaker 1: the cheeky poose. Okay, okay, welcome, thank you to the
Speaker 1: world of shaving your face. But yeah, I was so worried.
Speaker 1: So do you do that with a hotel razor? No,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, Sweet Jesus, no, I'm not ready.
Speaker 1: I've had enough issues with my face in the world
Speaker 1: of act for the better part of forty years that
Speaker 1: I can't afford anymore, like issues in that department. No,
Speaker 1: I just I used the Gillette something blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: I use a dude raiser because I mean, think about that,
Speaker 1: that's what's going on the face, and they really know
Speaker 1: some mobility around the corners. So I'm in doing the
Speaker 1: old ship quatro. It was like, I may eat quadra
Speaker 1: stitches if this doesn't go well. Although now I'm concerned
Speaker 1: because we started this saying that you were breaking out,
Speaker 1: so is it didn't go there? I just went in
Speaker 1: this area, so I don't want to setting here. You'll
Speaker 1: see it later today. It's tough. Oh my god. Um. Well,
Speaker 1: we ended last podcast with Aaron's tease for this week
Speaker 1: that it was called powder room etiquette, and this is
Speaker 1: a story that I cannot wait for Aaron to share
Speaker 1: with Calm Down Nation. Well, we were just talking about etiquette, right,
Speaker 1: and we were talking about you know, like if you
Speaker 1: have to use the restroom and you are around other people,
Speaker 1: like best places to do it because it's tough, like
Speaker 1: if you got to get it in you're saying in
Speaker 1: someone's house, if you're if you're with work people exactly.
Speaker 1: So we were all kind of talking about it and
Speaker 1: we were like listing the worst places to do the
Speaker 1: deed if you had to do it around others. I
Speaker 1: am going to say without a doubt, and it I
Speaker 1: would think goes without saying you're not going in a
Speaker 1: powder room, but there's people that are like you gotta go.
Speaker 1: You gotta go, not in a powder room, not at
Speaker 1: the conversion center of all the bathrooms. It's the bathroom,
Speaker 1: that effort center. Exactly. You should sneak off into one
Speaker 1: of those guest bedroom bathroom one hondo p and be
Speaker 1: accused of sneaking around someone's house. Should do the deed
Speaker 1: as opposed to just making an announcement that I just
Speaker 1: took a dump in your in the foyer of your house.
Speaker 1: That powder room is front and center. You I don't know.
Speaker 1: Those are some terrorists. Who's ever doing the deed in
Speaker 1: the powder room need to command center, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1: So if you just go in the kitchen, just go,
Speaker 1: just get on the island and just drop some ship
Speaker 1: in the middle of the island. That's basically what you're
Speaker 1: doing in the powder room, because there's no getting around that.
Speaker 1: It is the epicenter of the house. Pitch in the
Speaker 1: powder room. It's the two places that well, the living
Speaker 1: room as well. So fine, you want to shoot on
Speaker 1: the coffee table, that's what you're telling me you're doing
Speaker 1: in the powder room. Okay, As a guest in this house,
Speaker 1: you go to the guest room, you go to a
Speaker 1: gast room and if it's that bad and you feel
Speaker 1: embarrassed going to a guess room, then what you should
Speaker 1: be like us? Make a scene. Tell everyone. I gotta
Speaker 1: be honest. My stomach is killing me. Here's what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do. I'm gonna check out your sheets. Check out
Speaker 1: your sheets in your guest room. I want to check
Speaker 1: the thread count of your sheets. Okay, Okay, might lay
Speaker 1: down for a little bit afterwards. Okay, I just want
Speaker 1: to get in the bed. I want to lay down.
Speaker 1: I want to feel how you should So leave me
Speaker 1: in there for a while. It's gonna be a minute. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll be back with the review of your sheets. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. So yeah. So what we've learned on this
Speaker 1: week's podcast is don't be an asshole. Ship in the
Speaker 1: powder room. Someone give me the goddamn WiFi password, and
Speaker 1: you know what. Tip your waitresses and waiters and calm
Speaker 1: down nation. Thanks for submitting your questions and I still
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