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Speaker 1: Second date updated. How many times has Brooke come to

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Speaker 1: one of us saying, Oh my god, I have the

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Speaker 1: cutest date night idea ever.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 1: Oh, there's this adorable little shop. It's just a two

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Speaker 1: and a half hour drive away, and a blind woman

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Speaker 1: there teaches you how to cut off your own hair

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Speaker 1: and turn it into a shower loofah. I just forced

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Speaker 1: my husband to do it with me and it was

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Speaker 1: so romantic.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, and he has such thick hair. You

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Speaker 2: believe the loofah that man is able to make. I mean,

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Speaker 2: just a head of gorgeous hair.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes good friends give terrible dating advice, and apparently that's

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Speaker 1: what happened to one of our listeners recently named Will Will.

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Speaker 1: Were you tricked into making loofahs out of your own hair?

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Speaker 3: Uh? No, not a loofah?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Good? And I was gonna say, don't call it

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Speaker 3: All right, I was going to call it that.

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Speaker 1: Okay. Tell us about the date that that you went on.

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Speaker 1: What's her name?

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Speaker 3: Her name's Heather, Heather.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what did you and Heather do for your date? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Well, I was trying to think of a date idea

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Speaker 3: because I wanted it to be cute, you know. I

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Speaker 2: Uh huh.

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Speaker 3: So I talked to a friend of mine and she

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Speaker 3: was like, go try out this little downtown area. It's

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Speaker 3: never heard of it before, but apparently it's really cool.

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Speaker 2: Huh.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's kind of far away and I don't have

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Speaker 3: a car. She doesn't have a car. So we took

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, wait, took a bus to like some isolated peninsula,

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Speaker 3: I thought it was kind of weird, but I like

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Speaker 2: So I was like, okay, whatever, okay, and wait, I

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Speaker 2: mean it is a destination, like a cafe, Like, what's

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Speaker 3: She said? There was bars and restaurants.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's like a little town okay.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like little beach area and things like that,

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Speaker 3: like a touristy thing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So you bust over there with Heather.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Heather and.

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Speaker 5: I bust over there, and I didn't realize that this place,

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Speaker 5: like how small it was gonna be. But it literally

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Speaker 5: took us twenty minutes to see everything. Oh no, small,

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Speaker 5: It was very small, but they still had like a restaurant,

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Speaker 5: so we went and ate.

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Speaker 2: Bet it was busy restaurant if it's the only one

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Speaker 2: of the whole I mean, what was Heather's reaction. I mean,

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Speaker 3: The bus ride took kind of a long time, but

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I was trying to read the vibe

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Speaker 3: But then there's kind of like nothing else to do

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Speaker 1: They don't have a hair loofa class that you could

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Speaker 2: You didn't plan correctly.

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Speaker 3: Sadly, No, I didn't. I didn't see any ads for those.

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Speaker 2: They're usually in basements, so it's hard to find the flyer.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, checking around, okay, I try actively not to check

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Speaker 3: for hairlobers.

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Speaker 1: That's you guys do a little wa what do you do?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, we walked around for a second and we

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Speaker 3: were like, all right, let's just go back to the restaurant.

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Speaker 3: They had like a little.

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Speaker 1: Bart get hammered. That's always a good idea, true.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that You've been there an hour and

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Speaker 3: We're back.

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Speaker 1: Was it fun?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was fun. So we're getting drinks and then

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Speaker 1: Oh, this is like when SpongeBob missed the last bus

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Speaker 2: I mean that means you just got a pony up

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Speaker 3: Uber, right, Yeah, that was the plan. But there were

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Speaker 3: no lubers in the Yeah, no ubers, no lyft.

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Speaker 2: Like, nope, they moved there. He's actually living there.

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Speaker 1: Now pay one of the locals to drive you home,

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Speaker 1: like you're the mayor.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm it's been a comfortable life. We have to

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Speaker 3: get like a tiny hotel room.

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Speaker 4: What oh god, which is also attached to the restaurant.

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Speaker 3: It was. It was pretty close to the restaurant.

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Speaker 2: Wait, what was her reaction? Which I mean like, this

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So I didn't want to assume anything and she

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Speaker 2: Oh, and pretty assuming that's safe.

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Speaker 4: You're not going to sleep.

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Speaker 3: No, I think you.

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Speaker 2: Would have to get two different hotel rooms like a

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Speaker 2: first night. I don't know if you're not going to

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Speaker 2: assume anything. Make a guy pay for two rooms someone

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Speaker 2: to pick him up, and it's his bad planning.

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Speaker 1: So what happened?

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Speaker 3: So long story short, nothing happened. Like we fell asleep

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Speaker 3: watching Pirates of the Caribbean, okay, and we woke up

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Speaker 3: It was just kind of awkward, like having to be

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Speaker 2: The first night, not onally that you don't have a toothbrush,

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Speaker 1: You didn't like hook up at all.

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Speaker 3: It was not great. No, nothing happened.

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Speaker 2: Was she great? Was she sitting with her arms were.

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Speaker 4: Watching it or wed?

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Speaker 3: No? No, we were in bed the whole time, Like

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Speaker 3: she might have been mad. I don't know if she

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Speaker 2: I feel like it's just as much her fault. I

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Speaker 2: would ever not google that stuff like and if you're

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Speaker 2: you'd call your girlfriend, would get picked up, You would

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Speaker 2: get somebody to sacrifice.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know that's what I thought.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, good idea. Let's call her and shame her.

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Speaker 1: I think it is.

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Speaker 2: I think they he did something in the hotel room.

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Speaker 2: She was into it until a certain point at leish

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Speaker 4: Call a coast guard to come like get.

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Speaker 1: Her also runs the restaurant busy.

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Speaker 2: It's a.

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Speaker 3: Helicopter.

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Speaker 1: Well, we're gonna come back. We're gonna call Heather for

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Speaker 1: you and see if it was your fault that it

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Speaker 1: ended badly or hers. When we know your second date

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Speaker 1: update in the circumstances, we'll find out for sure. Get

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Speaker 1: your second date update, Next second Date update. If you

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Speaker 1: missed part one of the second Date, Will and Heather

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Speaker 4: Something don't smell right.

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Speaker 2: Over all I was trying to say, Jeffrey, is if

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Speaker 2: feeling something good able enough? Yeah, and then it turned

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Speaker 2: to nothing but Pirates of the Caribbean movie watching like, well, if.

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Speaker 1: She hadn't done that, what was her option to.

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Speaker 2: Sleep outside her own hotel room. She's a grown woman

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Speaker 1: Jeff We don't know what her credit card situation is, like,

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Speaker 3: Credit score.

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Speaker 1: All right, well, we're gonna see if Brooks gum shoe

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Speaker 4: Oh that's it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not much one for spoilers.

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Speaker 4: Oh really, he's like Johnny Depp gets away.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, so funny.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, we don't have any spoilers for how this

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Speaker 3: Well, yep, do it all right?

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Speaker 1: Here we go. Huh hey, we're looking for Heather.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is Heather.

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Speaker 1: Hey Heather, I said we because you're on with a

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Speaker 2: Hi, Heather, do you have a second whoa?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean like a more like a radio Yeah,

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Speaker 4: What if we were? What if we're just like a

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Speaker 1: We're you know, we're a legit show and we're doing

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Speaker 1: something called a second date update. Okay, Yeah, that's where

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Speaker 1: we try and help some of our listeners who've gone

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Speaker 1: there's a guy that you went out with recently named Will.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, did he call you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? We heard from Will a little bit about you

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Okay he told you everything. I don't think he told

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Speaker 2: us everything because he didn't tell us why you weren't

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Speaker 2: because we've heard that.

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Speaker 1: You haven't been reaching back out to him after your

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So honestly, like I was actually really enjoying the date,

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Speaker 4: It was funny like that we kind of got stuck,

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Speaker 2: The bus schedule because well, what if it was a

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Speaker 2: so you purposely missed the last bus? Is that what

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Speaker 3: I just kind of I checked my watch and realized, like, okay,

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Speaker 4: I think mentioned that, Like why would you not know,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I did not expect to hear from you.

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Speaker 2: So you were into him then, oh yeah, yeah, like

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Speaker 1: Like a fun little cook but it is brilliant is

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Speaker 4: If you went on one day with me, you think

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Speaker 4: I'm the perfect man. Okay, second date, it's like, oh

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Speaker 2: Already? By the second date, we fall quickly.

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Speaker 1: So everything was okay. When you got the hotel room.

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Speaker 2: It was it was going great, and I was like, okay,

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Speaker 5: He he ended up booking at a hotel room.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Wait was that the right move for you? What

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 2: I was kind of hoping it would be one hotel

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so we get up to the room and he's like,

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Speaker 2: let's watch Piates with Caribean, and I'm like, great, a classic,

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Speaker 5: And like dials a number on his phone.

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Speaker 2: And she like turns it on speakerphone, and I'm like,

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Speaker 2: what is about to happen?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 2: His voice comes on.

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Speaker 5: And it's the girl and she's like, is might Bby

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Speaker 2: Did he have a like girlfriend? What? Guys?

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Speaker 5: It's his mom and she.

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Speaker 1: Gotta be I'm still waiting for the weird part.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it has to be some joke that it just

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Speaker 4: I'm like shook at this point.

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Speaker 2: I'm literally like I didn't say anything because I kind

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Speaker 4: Did he tell his mom that you were there?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he was like, Okay, yes, I'm ready, but I've

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Speaker 3: I'm still.

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Speaker 1: Unusual.

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Speaker 4: I would have been like, oh, let's do this another time.

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Speaker 2: He's done this in front of other women before.

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Speaker 3: Can I stop you right there?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I wanted to keep going.

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Speaker 2: I need excuse, I need like some logical.

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Speaker 1: Just getting good.

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Speaker 3: Right now?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Is that you?

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Speaker 2: I we swear his mom isn't on the phone too,

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Speaker 2: I promise.

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Speaker 1: That's how the segment works in the second dates is

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Speaker 1: hear what went wrong.

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Speaker 2: How is that out?

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Speaker 3: I think it's weird that you don't appreciate that I

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Speaker 5: Well, that's not normal. You're a grown man.

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Speaker 1: Grown men aren't allowed to love their moms.

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Speaker 3: That's that's what I'm saying. I'm saying grown men don't

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Speaker 3: night moond, Like.

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Speaker 1: Do you not.

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Speaker 3: Very often? So this is like something that we do

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Speaker 3: together and it helps me sleep.

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Speaker 2: There is still way there's not been another person telling

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Speaker 3: Obviously I don't like have people around all the time,

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Speaker 1: Is that how you felt? Feel like, maybe there's a

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Speaker 2: This is not the worst part though, you guys.

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Speaker 5: Let me cut to the worst part of it. He

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Speaker 2: What no, no, he hung up.

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Speaker 3: He hung up the phone and he was like, Okay,

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Speaker 3: cuddly I was like, No, if I'm you in that

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Speaker 3: for me. It shows emotional maturity. I'm just saying, you.

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Speaker 2: Imagine on their wedding night, he's calling his mom.

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Speaker 1: What's wrong of that?

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Speaker 3: Don't knock it. She's a great storyteller.

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Speaker 1: I think Brook is just jealous because she's not as

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Speaker 1: good of a mother as she has to get over that.

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Speaker 1: But really it comes down to Heather and if you're

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Speaker 1: willing to give will another chance for a second date,

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Speaker 1: because if you are, we're willing to pay for it.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 3: I just am like, I can't imagine a future where

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Speaker 5: I have to abide. Like if this was how it

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Speaker 5: was on my first date, how much worse does it get?

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Speaker 2: And then you have to I mean when you are

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Speaker 3: Heather, I don't get you like it's just a story,

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Speaker 3: you know, it's how we cannect. I mean she can

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Speaker 3: read a different story if you want.

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Speaker 1: Heather, you're missing maybe you would like to read him

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Speaker 1: the good Night's stories.

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Speaker 2: Even no I don't think Will would let anyone replace

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Speaker 1: I don't want to impose. So is this not happening?

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Speaker 3: I think that is like so short sighted. I think

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Speaker 3: we had a good time, and I think it's dumb

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Speaker 3: that you don't like that I have a good connection

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Speaker 4: Well, I don't want.

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Speaker 1: You to go home empty handed. Tonight. You know what

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do Tonight, I'm coming over and you and

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Speaker 1: I are doing Big Spoon, Little Spoon. We'll have your

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Speaker 1: mom read a good night.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna love it. It's a great story.

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Speaker 1: Do we have consolation prizes on this show that people

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Speaker 1: never even expected or wanted? Everyone today except for Heather Sorry,

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Speaker 1: brooked Jeffrey in the Morning