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Speaker 2: Busting with the boys, hanging with the faces, betting on

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Speaker 2: the game. No woman's gonna tell us what you can

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Speaker 2: not be over here, just drinking beer and making na baby.

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Speaker 2: I'm hanging with the Fellers, busting with the boys.

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Speaker 3: Bro ready to go, I'm ready to go, rolling rolling.

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Speaker 4: Welcome to another episode of Busting with the Boys.

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Speaker 3: Just another episode.

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Speaker 5: The Spooktober Episode three hundred, Happy Halloween. Another episode of

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Speaker 5: the boy We embrace the spook around here. I am

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Speaker 5: I'm Steve Ranella from Meat Eater.

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Speaker 3: I'm a plague doctor.

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Speaker 4: Taylor's a plague doctor. And then we got the boys

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Speaker 4: in the back. We got cat in the hat. We

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Speaker 4: got one of the witches from uh, what's that great?

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Speaker 3: Oh, don't help them, don't help them.

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Speaker 4: We're losing the audience. Pocus focus, hocus focus. We got

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Speaker 4: we got.

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Speaker 3: Fat Man in the back, Mitch Cars.

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Speaker 4: And we got Mitch. We got Mitch. We got the

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Speaker 4: cookie Monster. Is that the cookie Monster?

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Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, no, no no no.

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Speaker 4: And then we got your grandma.

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Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, no no.

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Speaker 4: This episode is brought to you by the one, the Only,

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Speaker 4: the Chevy Silverado. There's a reason we've never done a

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Speaker 4: tier talk for best pickup trucks, and that's because for

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Speaker 4: busting with the boys, there is only one pickup truck

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Speaker 4: in our lives, and that is the Chevy Silverado. Why

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Speaker 4: is that, you might ask? Silverado is a partner, a

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Speaker 4: partner you could depend We've all spent time driving and

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Speaker 4: using the Silverado for all kinds of adventures and other

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Speaker 4: spooky Shenanigans. Silverado was a partner with us on the

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Speaker 4: Spring Tour and they have been on the Fall Tour.

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Speaker 4: They are for smooktober. Silverado brings us grit, true grit,

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Speaker 4: legendary grit, paired with modern truck tech inside and out,

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Speaker 4: massive screens, up to eight cameras of fourteen different views.

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Speaker 4: We love the bull blacked out look of the new

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Speaker 4: Silverado HD Trail Boss and there's a reason Chevy's America's

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Speaker 4: most awarded brand for new vehicle quality over the last

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Speaker 4: three years according to JD Power. And you know your

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Speaker 4: boy rips around that all black.

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Speaker 4: Chevrolet received the highest total number of awards compared to

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Speaker 4: those awards are based from twenty two to two twenty

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Speaker 4: four models Fellas episode three hundred, Taylor's favorite episode, Would

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Speaker 4: you we were back? We're spooking up Happy Halloween? Everybody, Taylor?

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Speaker 4: Would you like to would you like to have would

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Speaker 4: you like to have a moment? Would you like to

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Speaker 3: I would. We've had three hundred episodes here on Bust

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Speaker 3: on a special day like today when Spootober more of

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Speaker 3: I think the boys. I want to give a thank

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Speaker 3: for the last two hundred and ninety nine episodes, every

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Speaker 3: time a Spootober has come up, we've talked about it

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Speaker 3: more than we've been about it. This year, the boys

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Speaker 3: I want to thank everybody here who is watching or

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Speaker 3: I love your outfit. You look great, Jack, you're the

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Speaker 3: Where's she? And then Mitch, you went for more of

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Speaker 3: RUNOFLUSS for taking Spootober so seriously, that's.

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Speaker 1: A duck call.

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Speaker 3: That's a duck call for those of you that are

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Speaker 3: that are wondering. But episode three hundred due, we did

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Speaker 4: Oh, it was a hell of a speech.

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Speaker 1: Thanks to speech.

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Speaker 3: I really had anything planned to say.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I was the ones who've been rocking with the

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Speaker 3: As you know, it's a three hour interview.

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Speaker 1: Leah.

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Speaker 4: You look down at the time you're thinking, how are

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Speaker 3: And the cool thing about this episode is we've all

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Speaker 3: I would love to if anybody feels any differently. I

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Speaker 4: Said, he said it not us. This is probably gonna

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Speaker 4: It was fun hanging out with Bert as a friend.

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Speaker 3: Yes, but he was looking at some houses too in Nashville, Tennessee,

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Speaker 4: We were trying to sell him on the holidays. He

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Speaker 4: He wants to own a party Nashville. You know all

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Speaker 3: You had a great choice too, Yeah, yeah, yeah, phenomenal choice.

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Speaker 4: A lot of pressure when you want to be a

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Speaker 1: That is what I mean.

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Speaker 3: As always, boys, the next holiday coming up, I will

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Speaker 3: Put some food down now. I kind of love having

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Speaker 1: You'll be in joe board number.

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Speaker 4: Two coming around this holiday around there a couple of weeks.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yep. And it's one of those deals too. I'm

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Speaker 3: not holding it against you. I know what it is.

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Speaker 1: I know what it is.

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Speaker 3: I knew you would be there if you could now

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Speaker 3: where it's multiple weeks away right now, it sounds.

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Speaker 1: Really good to you.

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Speaker 4: I've been to the holidays, every.

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Speaker 3: One of them.

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Speaker 1: It's phenomenal.

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Speaker 3: I know you're gonna make Christmas this here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'll be there for Christmas.

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Speaker 3: Hey, you're gonna be there.

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Speaker 4: I was there for Easter. It wasn't there for his

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Speaker 3: I wasn't there for my own party on Easter.

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Speaker 4: There's me out there. There's video evidence of me with the.

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Speaker 3: Beating, a Randall Cobb beating, and a sack race.

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Speaker 4: We got to make this one quick. Let's recap some

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we should. We should definitely start with that Washington

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Speaker 3: Was it Tyreek whatever it was, Tyreek Stevens hot pod?

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Speaker 4: That is gonna be a hot pod.

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Speaker 4: I don't know how you do it, Steve every day

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Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, that Tyree Stevenson kid Like that is the

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Speaker 1: That is so stupid.

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Speaker 4: It's the last play of the game and they have

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Speaker 4: But you're sitting there taunting the sideline, You're taunting the fans,

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Speaker 4: Only to be the guy who tips the ball.

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Speaker 4: Worst way to go. And he came out with an

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Speaker 4: And I hate to say it because he's a friend

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Speaker 3: Butter right in his basket.

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Speaker 4: And everybody just going nuts. I'm so happy for the

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Speaker 4: But uh, dude, they're They're so hype right now, and

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Speaker 3: It's been a long time since people have gotten hyped

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Speaker 4: They want to hear more the lock The locker locker

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Speaker 3: Am, Dallas falls to beat up forty nine ers. Listen,

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Speaker 4: Compete more than I thought they would.

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Speaker 1: That was really bad.

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Speaker 4: I thought they would Browns.

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Speaker 3: I took the Ravens against the Browns. I took him

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Speaker 4: Because the Ravens have been rolling, firing jas.

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Speaker 3: Articles coming out basically saying ultimate ultimately.

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Speaker 4: Hey, the focus he had in all his interviews was

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Speaker 3: How about his pregame speech talking about play for the

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Speaker 4: And stuck with it just like this won't play the

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Like he is getting crafty with his wordsmanship. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Three touchdowns over three hundred yards passing, Like I had

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Speaker 4: for that pick. I didn't think that they would win

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Speaker 3: I like that little noise you had there. Can we

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Speaker 3: want to see episode three hundred to his return. Ah sucks,

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Speaker 3: but he did run and he slid it. He didn't

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Speaker 4: Miami has let me down two weeks in a row. Bro, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: It's gonna be getting getting fun out there in Arizona. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll say this, go ahead. I don't mind it.

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Speaker 4: Coach always says, hey, if you're tired, tap your helmet,

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Speaker 3: Have you ever seen that in your long decade line.

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Speaker 4: I've never seen it, but I've thought about it on

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but linebackers can kind of tap, can't you?

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Speaker 3: Hardy, Uh, Titans, You guys suck. I just I hate

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Speaker 3: saying it like that. I hate saying it like that.

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Speaker 3: We suck. We suck. We're bad. We're really fucking bad.

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Speaker 3: It's not good Lions articularly put by Sherman in our

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Speaker 3: It's abysmal. They are talking about fire and cats already. Yes,

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Speaker 1: That was horrible. I will say.

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Speaker 3: The only silver lining Calvin Ridley first quarter six receptions

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Speaker 1: That's it.

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Speaker 3: That's literally the only positive I can bring from the

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Speaker 4: Paul Carcy shut up PK.

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Speaker 1: He's in his season's This.

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Speaker 3: Is where wants to play. This is where Paul is like, yes, really,

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Speaker 3: all the Titans media thriving Bucks Bucks, but Buck is

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Speaker 3: usually like, hey, let's find the silver lining here. Buck

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Speaker 1: Who is the worst team in the NFL? We might be.

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Speaker 4: We're either we're either thirty two, thirty one or thirty Panthers.

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Speaker 1: Panthers got to be the worst. I don't even think

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Speaker 4: I don't know, though.

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Speaker 3: We're bad ball club.

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Speaker 4: Jets are pretty bad.

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Speaker 3: Jets are pretty bad. Jets are pretty bad. But it's

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Speaker 3: it's tough. Slim out there. What it's not tough for

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Speaker 3: Let's give a rod of plus for the boys in blue.

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Speaker 4: Do we not want to talk about the Chiefs at all?

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Speaker 1: Go ahead?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they just did his win?

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Speaker 4: No, but I tell you what the Broncos and the

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Speaker 4: Chargers are looking spicy. They look spicy, especially the Broncos.

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Speaker 4: Bo Nicks, he's starting to come into his own, I

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Speaker 3: Denver's got a defense. Chargers bounce back this week. And

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Speaker 3: the one question they're always asking, who got it better

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Chiefs are gonna be tough to be But I

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Speaker 4: Drive once again. Bro crazy bront.

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Speaker 3: That much separation on that throw pass, Like who's got

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Speaker 4: Just just always having a plan. Good coaching will take

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Speaker 3: Coaching man, absolutely far. Speaking of good coaching, Michigan beats

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Speaker 3: Michigan State, Yeah, we're back. Who started better than us? Listen,

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Speaker 3: We don't we're playing a one dimensional game right now.

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Speaker 3: And did I text Dan Lanning yesterday afternoon? Yes? I did,

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Speaker 3: It's awesome to be at number one. It's unfortunate you

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Speaker 3: who's to say we can't shock the world and beat

442
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Speaker 3: the Ducks. I know, it's a fuck.

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Speaker 1: It's a We were so fucking close, so close, We

444
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Speaker 1: were so close.

445
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Speaker 4: To beating Oha State and we did. We had every

446
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Speaker 4: fucking opportunity to beat down what was it, fourteen nine

447
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Speaker 4: and half our kicker all of a sudden just becomes

448
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Speaker 4: Adam vent Terry and shout out Brett Maher who's who

449
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Speaker 4: who got officially signed on as like the kicking coach?

450
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Speaker 4: But fuck, I mean, we were getting worked by the refs.

451
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:45,679
Speaker 4: That OPI was insane. We were getting horrendous calls. But

452
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Speaker 4: we still had the opportunity. The ball was in our

453
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Speaker 4: hands for the game winning drive to beat Ohia State.

454
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Speaker 4: We come up short twenty one seventeen. And the problem too,

455
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Speaker 4: the like even coming out of the second half, Bro,

456
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,080
Speaker 4: we owned them black Shirts were coming to play. We

457
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Speaker 4: had them backed up. We were winning field position even

458
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Speaker 4: when they stopped us on fourth and short. I love

459
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Speaker 4: to call it, go for it on fourth and short,

460
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,480
Speaker 4: thought we get it, but to come up short. We

461
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Speaker 4: still have field position the entire time, and we just

462
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Speaker 4: we couldn't fuck it. But I will say this, what

463
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Speaker 4: did I say last week after the Indiana game?

464
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Speaker 1: You got a shot.

465
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Speaker 4: The score wasn't as bad as what the tape show. Yeah, yeah,

466
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Speaker 4: for sure, everybody's like all Nebraska's dead. Nebraska sucks. We're

467
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Speaker 4: five and three right now. Yes, it's brutal. I had

468
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Speaker 4: us pegged what seven to zero going in Ohio State,

469
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Speaker 4: not knowing what was gonna happen. But we lost. We

470
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Speaker 4: barely lost Ohio State.

471
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Speaker 1: We did.

472
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Speaker 4: We got our ass kicked by Indiana. Indiana's spicey. Indiana

473
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Speaker 4: is a good football team.

474
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Speaker 3: Down to the wire with Illinois.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, down the ot with Illinois, like we've lost a

476
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Speaker 4: you know outside of Indiana. You lose to a team

477
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Speaker 4: who Ohio State is still a good team, like they're

478
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Speaker 4: a top ten team. They're just not who everybody pegged

479
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Speaker 4: them at the beginning of the year to be. And

480
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Speaker 4: then you lose like an ot lost to Illinois. Who

481
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Speaker 4: Illinois did just their ass by Oregon. But Illinois is

482
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Speaker 4: a tough team.

483
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Speaker 3: The Organ's great ball club.

484
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Speaker 4: Still optimism, We got u c l A. We better

485
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Speaker 4: beat the ship again. Save it, save it for the

486
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Speaker 4: locker room. We'll talk, we'll preview the weekend for.

487
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Speaker 1: The locker room.

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Speaker 3: Finish that sentence.

489
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Speaker 1: But we're not dead.

490
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Speaker 4: No, we're not dead.

491
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Speaker 1: We're not dead.

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Speaker 3: The ground level successful season is one game away, yeah,

493
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:25,960
Speaker 3: ground level just hey no, no, no, no, no, yeah,

494
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Speaker 3: clip sure it makesure you clip that.

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, clip yeah, put the put the entire clip

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Speaker 1: in there. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: No, it's not a six win season is a successful season,

498
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Speaker 4: but it is a better Sure we improved from last year,

499
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Speaker 4: but it's not it would.

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Speaker 3: I understand, I understand, and listen, I've I said this

501
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Speaker 3: multiple times on this podcast. During this football season, We're

502
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Speaker 3: gonna look back at the Nebraska corner surs of this

503
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Speaker 3: year three four years from now and be like, can

504
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Speaker 3: you believe that Matt Rule did all that with that team?

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Speaker 1: Unbelievable? What do you mean here?

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00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:05,359
Speaker 3: Okay, we can agree that dealing Royola is special? Right yeah,

507
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,640
Speaker 3: running backs really good?

508
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Speaker 1: Good?

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Speaker 3: Okay, other than that, good solid, other than other events,

510
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Speaker 3: oh good. Listen all the stop.

511
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Speaker 4: I'm saying with that team, like we're.

512
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Speaker 3: Like, no, no, no, no, I'm saying, you don't have a

513
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Speaker 3: lot of football like known names outside of the Nebraska

514
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:29,400
Speaker 3: fan base. However, all of those guys, Matt Rule has

515
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Speaker 3: all of them playing as a football team and making

516
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:37,480
Speaker 3: them just eleven guys playing as one and that's beautiful.

517
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,920
Speaker 3: And once you guys get more Royolas in different positions

518
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Speaker 3: and you still have guys playing like teams talking about

519
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Speaker 3: legit contenders in a couple of years, That's what I'm saying.

520
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Speaker 3: That's a compliment. I could see, Hey, I can see

521
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Speaker 3: the cackles up right now, a couple of.

522
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Speaker 4: No that cackles up. You're the one climbing out of

523
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Speaker 4: the hole. You're the one saying no.

524
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Speaker 3: If you let me finish the sentence, I will have

525
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Speaker 3: got there.

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Speaker 4: What are you insinuating saying that, Hey, look what Matt

527
00:22:58,240 --> 00:22:59,680
Speaker 4: Rol did with that kind of team, right, I don't

528
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Speaker 4: underst what you're saying with that kind of team, you

529
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,920
Speaker 4: know what I mean? Do you see where the dis

530
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:05,720
Speaker 4: discrepancy is there?

531
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Speaker 1: Yeah, not a lot of impact.

532
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,840
Speaker 4: For sure, every every team. I loved that superstarsposition.

533
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:16,040
Speaker 3: And if I'm saying if they did have superstars like

534
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,440
Speaker 3: a lot of these other teams do. I think Nebraska

535
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,800
Speaker 3: is an undefeated ball club right now. I think nebrass

536
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:22,840
Speaker 3: is in the top ten right now because Matt rule

537
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Speaker 3: is that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we have a great head coach.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm gonna get off the subject as fast as possible.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 3: You guys went to the Texas game Texas Vanderbilt game

542
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Speaker 3: this week?

543
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Speaker 1: Yeah? How was it was awesome? Man?

544
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:36,960
Speaker 4: I mean the stadium was filled, it was half Texas,

545
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,320
Speaker 4: but it was like a great time. And Pavia those

546
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:41,600
Speaker 4: boys are those boys play man?

547
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Speaker 3: They say what's up to you?

548
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Speaker 1: Who the boys? No, no, no, no, I didn't get to

549
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Speaker 1: see the boys like that. Okay, get to see the

550
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Speaker 1: boys like that.

551
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,920
Speaker 4: We were club level, having a good little family time.

552
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Speaker 4: The bomb bomb arounds, yelling go big red.

553
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Speaker 3: Oh really, yeah, she's getting it, she's understanding, she's understanding.

554
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Speaker 1: Not knowing that.

555
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Speaker 4: I was just so sad that we should have beat,

556
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:04,720
Speaker 4: could have beat, had a beat Ohio State. But you know,

557
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,359
Speaker 4: it is what it is. On the next one, the

558
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,640
Speaker 4: next one, gotta you know, build on the good, keep

559
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:11,400
Speaker 4: it pushing. Yeah, correct the bad and eliminate the shit

560
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 4: to get you beat.

561
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Speaker 3: There's no doubt about it, brother, no doubt.

562
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Speaker 4: Hey how about Dion, I will say this too. The

563
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Speaker 4: Colorado Buffalo, they're playing well, they're playing well, contenders in

564
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Speaker 4: the Big twelve. One loss, right, yeah, you're right, they

565
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,359
Speaker 4: have one lost, Mitch nice set up right there. They

566
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:28,160
Speaker 4: got their ass beat by Nebraska. Just saying that when

567
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,680
Speaker 4: it's starting to carry a little bit more weight because

568
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Speaker 4: the Buffalo are playing good?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Buffalo.

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Speaker 3: Do you think Ohio States should have fallen farther in

571
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Speaker 3: the polls being that close to Nebraska?

572
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Speaker 4: Where'd they fall?

573
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Speaker 3: The wing to four they stay to four. They went

574
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Speaker 3: from three to four.

575
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Speaker 4: Oh man, Yeah, I mean it's all gonna sort itself out.

576
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Speaker 4: You got the College Fawll Playoff.

577
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Speaker 1: The rankings drop next week, like this is the greatest

578
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Speaker 1: year of that college football is gonna have.

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Speaker 4: I mean, the parody across the board one to twelve.

580
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Speaker 4: The Playoff's gonna be awesome. Like, yeah, I mean Nebraska

581
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:00,480
Speaker 4: is not ranked. So the fact that they just eaked

582
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Speaker 4: it out after losing to Oregon, having a bye week,

583
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Speaker 4: coming out at home, and just only beating Nebraska by

584
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 4: four points, I could see the line. I see the

585
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Speaker 4: argument to where they should be falling farther.

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Speaker 3: What was the line twenty five? Yeah, one, twenty one. Yeah,

587
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,000
Speaker 3: you see where they could fall.

588
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:19,359
Speaker 4: The line was twenty five and a half. Mitch, I

589
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Speaker 4: think it worked its way to twenty six.

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Speaker 1: Get wrecked.

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Speaker 4: Hey, Miami cracks the top five, Top five, and the

592
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Speaker 4: EP first time since twenty seventeen, big time the US coming.

593
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Speaker 4: They have a schedule that should place them very well

594
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Speaker 4: in the college football rankings. Penn State Ohio State again.

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Speaker 4: We will preview that game on the Locker Room. The

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Speaker 4: Locker Room that drops every Thursday at six am. That

597
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Speaker 4: is a juggernaut matchup. I like Penn State. However, anytime

598
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Speaker 4: Penn State sees red or blue across from them on

599
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Speaker 4: the on the field, it it doesn't usually go well.

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Speaker 4: Maybe they turn it around this year. But you'll find

601
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Speaker 4: that out on the locker room this week. Should we

602
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Speaker 4: on the locker.

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Speaker 3: We'll prove you that in the locker And we talked

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606
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Speaker 3: got a big little deal coming up. We got a

607
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Speaker 3: win that game. Yeah, you'll be ready by the locker room.

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Speaker 1: I'll be ready. Just got to control the line of scrimmage,

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Speaker 1: control the line and have the ball, keep the ball.

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Speaker 3: That's what I didn't get to see any of the runs,

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Speaker 3: all the runs that were scored. I was out getting churos.

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Speaker 1: So then I go back and.

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Speaker 3: I'm with Nathan Worksman, my lawyer for the whole We

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Speaker 3: did a deposition this past week in La shout out

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Speaker 3: Nate and uh. Nate was the one that was like,

668
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Speaker 3: we should go, we should leave, we should beat the

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Speaker 3: traffic and kind of like the week before that Knoxvilla,

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Speaker 3: Obama was like, listen, yeah, beat the Traffic's always a

671
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Speaker 3: good move. I ended up folding. We listened to it

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Speaker 3: on the car ride home. Dude, I know, I'm so

673
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Speaker 3: I'm so fucking dumb. Literally, the announcer on in the

674
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Speaker 3: car was like, if you left the game early, I

675
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Speaker 3: have a question for you, what is wrong with you?

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Speaker 3: And that is rhetorical, and I was like, he's literally

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Speaker 3: just talking. Oh, he's only talking to us. Dodgerum, Dodgers Stadium.

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Speaker 3: And by the way, Dodger Stadium is beautiful. That was

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Speaker 3: the first baseball game I've been to since I was

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Speaker 3: eight years old.

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Speaker 1: I mean it Dodgers. It was why, Yeah, it was.

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Speaker 3: It was cool. Shadow Walker Buehler as well. Dude got

683
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Speaker 3: the he had a little elbow deal when I was

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Speaker 3: getting my ACL redone in twenty twenty two or twenty

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Speaker 3: whatever that was. And uh, boys, boys pitching on tonight Monday.

686
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Speaker 3: It's Monday right now. It's pitching tonight in uh in

687
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Speaker 3: New York. So and they're up two oho correct. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: So let's give a little shout out to Walker Bueller.

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Speaker 3: Du let's hopefully throws himself a nice little perfect game.

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Speaker 3: Wouldn't that be something? My god, that'd be insane. Vanderbilt

691
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 3: kid as well. Grew up in Kentucky, vanderbut boy, so

692
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Speaker 3: he knows all about now Tennessee.

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Speaker 4: All right, guys, let's get into the episode. This is

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Speaker 4: a long ass episode. You guys will enjoy this. This

695
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,720
Speaker 4: is phenomenal. We still got the Spootober merch up right now,

696
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 4: go buy it. It's not over till it's over.

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Speaker 1: It's not over till it's over.

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Speaker 4: Tis the season for reasons, Tis the reason for a

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Speaker 4: season whatever, all.

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Speaker 3: Of them, all of them for this is our last

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Speaker 3: episode of Spootober. Please put a pumpkin in the chat.

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Speaker 3: Never forget, never forget how this holiday season started, because

703
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Speaker 3: this might be the greatest holiday seasons we have, would

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Speaker 3: be the greatest of all time. And it's starting off

705
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Speaker 3: that way. We're like Ashton genty getting after a record

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Speaker 3: right now. You could possibly pull it off. Boy, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: all right, big hugs, tiny kiss.

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Speaker 1: Thursday, Thursday, six am.

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Speaker 3: We're rolling, ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome. This is your

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Speaker 3: fourth time on the bus.

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Speaker 1: No, it's my second.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the Super Bowl but it's just it's his second time.

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Speaker 3: Let's give around a post for Bert Kreischer.

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Speaker 1: Hey, episode episode three hundred, This is congratulations, gentlemen. Did

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Speaker 1: you ever think you'd be where you are today? No

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Speaker 1: interviewing the fucking president of the United States?

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Speaker 3: Isn't that fucking crazy?

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Speaker 1: Ah? Hey, how insane? Was that? Fucking It's it's wild.

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Speaker 1: It's wild that that's where this is. It's wild. It's

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Speaker 1: fucking congratulations.

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Speaker 3: That was a truly intense experience. One of the most

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Speaker 3: wild experiences was when we got to Trump Tower. They

723
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Speaker 3: had these bulletproof Obviously there's been like, I don't know

724
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Speaker 3: how many assassination attempts. Now you could have killed.

725
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Speaker 1: You were so close you should have killed him. You

726
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Speaker 1: were right there.

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Speaker 3: We could have I mean we could have if anybody

728
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Speaker 3: was gonna do it, we could have easily easily killed.

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Speaker 1: You want to talk about numbers, I mean.

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Speaker 4: Jack turned the camera on for this one.

731
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Speaker 3: But dude, they had they had like two giant panes

732
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Speaker 3: of a bulletproof glass, but they had like two more

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Speaker 3: that didn't come in. So when we were doing the

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Speaker 3: episode was Trump who was covered? Will who was? And

735
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 3: then a perfect no covering if anybody was gonna get

736
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Speaker 3: murdered in this thing, it would have been me.

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Speaker 4: I would have been the guy that would have been

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Speaker 4: great for the show.

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Speaker 3: It would have been a fantastic for the show. And

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Speaker 3: I did say before we started the show, if I

741
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Speaker 3: am killed in this process, make sure the show still

742
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Speaker 3: runs to the interview with a bullet.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely. I'd like to be killed, Like I don't want

744
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Speaker 1: to be killed. I don't want to die. I want

745
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Speaker 1: to be killed.

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Speaker 3: There's always with you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want to just die, you want to

748
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Speaker 1: be killed.

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Speaker 3: There's always this thing on Instagram that's like women are like, oh,

750
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Speaker 3: I really want to die peacefully in my sleep, and

751
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 3: then it says men and it's like the Gladiator scene

752
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 3: where he's dying or something like a guy a fighter jet.

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Speaker 1: Uh do you would you want it to be an

754
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Speaker 1: apex predator? I don't know.

755
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Speaker 3: It seems a little too gruesome. I would like the

756
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Speaker 3: most honorable way possible, like maybe like some sort of

757
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 3: home invasion where I am able to kill the guy. Also,

758
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Speaker 3: like he stabs me and then I kind of grab

759
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Speaker 3: him by the throat and bring him in real close

760
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Speaker 3: and then just slowly slit his throat and then I

761
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Speaker 3: also pass in the process, but I get the last laugh.

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Speaker 3: I'd like to win then lose. Does that make sense? Yeah,

763
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Speaker 3: you want to If I'm going to die, I want

764
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Speaker 3: to die in a way that I get whoever got me?

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Speaker 3: Also just before I get got.

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Speaker 1: See, death for me is more about the legacy, Like

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Speaker 1: you want to die in a way that everyone goes,

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Speaker 1: damn it. I didn't didn't get a chance to take

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Speaker 1: a byde to one like fuck yeah, oh god, damn it.

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Speaker 1: I was just texting with him last week. Yeah, it's

771
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Speaker 1: like Liam Payne, Lim Payne, you see there, Like this

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Speaker 1: was his Instagram story from an hour before he died

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Speaker 1: and he was like I'm having lunch or whatever.

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Speaker 3: That's That's another one you bring up, is like being

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Speaker 3: somebody's last form of communication. That's a that's a good one.

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Speaker 3: It's being like, hey, you're well. Texts and then just

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Speaker 3: be like, yeah, dude, I texted him and you know

778
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 3: that was like two minutes before you actually died, right,

779
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Speaker 3: that was too Like you were the last second.

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Speaker 1: It was Huskers plus six and a half.

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Speaker 3: Lack of the week.

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Speaker 1: He is the Word of God.

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Speaker 3: You see that final score. He was wrong. He was done.

784
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 3: What is your perfect scenario of dying.

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00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 1: Uh, it would be rescuing people, So like putting my

786
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 1: life on the line for someone in front of people.

787
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,719
Speaker 1: I need people to see it so that everyone's like,

788
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 1: oh my god, he ran in the building and uh.

789
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Speaker 1: And I want to die in front of people. I

790
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 1: want people to see me die and then and I

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Speaker 1: want it to be out of nowhere. I really wanted

792
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Speaker 1: to be a surprise, like I'll be when I die.

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Speaker 1: I hope that I go shut the fuck up, get it.

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Speaker 5: This was it?

795
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Speaker 1: This was it? A fucking rattle sneak.

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Speaker 3: Oh, that would be the worst. Is you here? And

797
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:34,759
Speaker 3: then all of a sudden like, oh what was that?

798
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Speaker 1: I knew a dude who was almost died. He was

799
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Speaker 1: cutting his toenails on a glass. I've talked about this

800
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Speaker 1: so much. He was cutting his toenails on a glass

801
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Speaker 1: out of the shower, naked on a glass table, and

802
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:48,000
Speaker 1: the table shattered and it cut his femoral artery and

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Speaker 1: he almost died cutting his fucking toenails.

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Speaker 3: That would be That's probably the top five worst ways.

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00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, that'd be a brutal.

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Speaker 1: Way to go. Ye, that are fucking auto erotic asphyxiation.

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Speaker 1: That would be a bad way.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Like the one guy Wan Cup video. I don't

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Speaker 3: think he died, but the jar, Yeah, the jar that

810
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Speaker 3: breaks in his asshole, that'd be just imagine being unconscious

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Speaker 3: and the doctor's been like, what do you do? Like

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00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 3: that's that's when happened. There's a video called one one Guy,

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Speaker 3: One Jar, One Man, One Jar. It was during the

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Speaker 3: time of like two Girls, One Cup, all those like

815
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Speaker 3: gory videos that everyone kind of watched in high school

816
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 3: and uh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, very popular branding

817
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 3: twisted tea for mister Christ every time watch the show.

818
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,759
Speaker 3: But yeah, so the video starts, it's a you just

819
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Speaker 3: see a guy's legs and then a jar and the

820
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Speaker 3: jars his legs and then he sits down and the

821
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Speaker 3: jar goes in his ass and then he leans back

822
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Speaker 3: in here and the jar pops in his ass and

823
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Speaker 3: he kind of does that the half squad and he

824
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Speaker 3: takes glass shards and pulls as blood. You haven't seen this, God,

825
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 3: what a sheltered life you've had. That? Yeah, I mean

826
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Speaker 3: that's what's.

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Speaker 1: That used to be Rogan. That used to be what

828
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:03,879
Speaker 1: his his thing was, all those videos we got into

829
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:07,800
Speaker 1: like being smart and learning, learning like he was just

830
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Speaker 1: like you guys, see this guy get by a horse.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, mister Hans that video, Yes, that was that was Seattle, right,

832
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean that sounds like a Pacific Northwest.

833
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:25,839
Speaker 3: That sounds like the Northwest will be the best spot fence, right. Yeah,

834
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Speaker 3: I saw that one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my god, dude, Yeah, to.

836
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Speaker 3: His heart, that is why in the funk would you

837
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:42,760
Speaker 3: do that? You're just horny like the dog. It's gotta

838
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Speaker 3: be a sense of Is that the horse.

839
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Speaker 1: Was Seattle?

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Speaker 3: Look at that happy that horse looks that photo. That

841
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 3: horse looks way too content with what it's done to

842
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 3: another man.

843
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:56,840
Speaker 1: That is wild.

844
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Speaker 3: One last thing on the dying thing peaked dying.

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00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:00,399
Speaker 1: Yeah.

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00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 3: Those guys on the United ninety three flight, oh yeah, yeah.

847
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 3: When you have they call their wives and they say, hey, blablall,

848
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 3: we're gonna have to do some things. I love you,

849
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 3: and then their last quote is let's roll, boys, and

850
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:13,239
Speaker 3: they go and take it down. Then put the plane down.

851
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,280
Speaker 1: That is the most.

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00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 3: Honorable way to go. Those guys shout out the let's

853
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 3: give a run of a pause for those gentlemen out there.

854
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, a way to go out to a movie that

855
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 4: perfectly descripts the way I want to go out is

856
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 4: The Gray with Liam with the wolves. Yeah, where they're

857
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 4: plane crashes and then they have to survive because there's

858
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Speaker 4: a pack of wolves kind of hunting them. And then

859
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 4: he just goes one on one just wrapping broken glasses

860
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,279
Speaker 4: around his fist. Jack O little palm going out.

861
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 3: Jack showed me that ending scene when he like he

862
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 3: breaks it and he tapes it to him and just

863
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:44,520
Speaker 3: the scene of the wolf's face gives you goosebumps.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't have I can't have the recipe of

865
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Speaker 1: cowardice involved in my death because I will go to

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Speaker 1: cowardice first.

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Speaker 4: See it's like, would you run back in the building.

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Speaker 1: Here's here's what I'll tell you. What happened one time?

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Speaker 4: You would for family?

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Speaker 3: Family One time?

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00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:06,880
Speaker 1: No, no, no. We went on a safari and U

872
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,279
Speaker 1: and it was a travel channel. So I was with

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Speaker 1: a bunch of people and like you know, film and everything,

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Speaker 1: and we got like within twenty feet from a lion

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00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 1: and it was just laying under a tree. It was

876
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 1: just laying there, and the lion popped up and like

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00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:24,240
Speaker 1: looked at us, and it I mean, everyone's assholes clinched

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Speaker 1: and in that moment, I thought to myself, I just

879
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:29,760
Speaker 1: need to push the girl in front of the lion.

880
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,440
Speaker 1: And I was like, and I had a knife on me,

881
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 1: and I was like, and they're like, oh, You're gonna

882
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 1: use that knife to fight the lion, And I was like, no,

883
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 1: I was gonna stab the girl to debilitate her and

884
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 1: then the lion because you know, she got to run

885
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 1: faster than the slowest personal Yeah, yeah, yeah, And so

886
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,480
Speaker 1: I can't have cowardice. I'm afraid i'd go to cowardice. Yeah,

887
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:49,360
Speaker 1: Like when you say those guys in nine to eleven,

888
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:51,920
Speaker 1: I would hate to be I would hate to be

889
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 1: in that moment because I might be the guy going guys, guys, guys,

890
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 1: just let them fly us where they want to fly us.

891
00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:01,439
Speaker 1: You know, you know you don't want to be that guy. No, hey, guys, listen, listen.

892
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 1: You guys are being racist. Okay. Just because they're brown

893
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:06,239
Speaker 1: and they all have bucks cutters doesn't mean why do

894
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 1: I do it like a whiter boy? Yeah, you're white exactly.

895
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,840
Speaker 3: Hey, fellas, fellas you'd be sitting at first, I was

896
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 3: thinking you just relaxed for a second. I'm trying to

897
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:20,280
Speaker 3: get some sleep here, double double jack with rocks.

898
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,360
Speaker 1: I don't want to no plane crash, no plane crush.

899
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 1: I got last yesterday. I got on the plane and

900
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:27,919
Speaker 1: it was early and I was I wanted to drink

901
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:31,360
Speaker 1: and usually uh sorry that thing I said with Glenny

902
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,479
Speaker 1: Balls about drinking double jack of rocks, lots of rocks,

903
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 1: And I heard the two pilots go fucking. The machine

904
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 1: is in two A and I went, who will be

905
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:44,240
Speaker 1: drinking today? Boys? And they came back. The flight attendants

906
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 1: are like, we're so excited to have you. Do you

907
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:46,840
Speaker 1: mind when we land if we get a picture? And

908
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 1: I was like absolutely, and like can we get you anything?

909
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 1: And I just winked anyone, I got you. No. I

910
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 1: didn't even finish it. I fell asleep before I could

911
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 1: even finish it.

912
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,920
Speaker 3: Is that the like the epitomeum mile I've made it?

913
00:39:58,400 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it.

914
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, when you're sitting in first class in the flies

915
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:02,840
Speaker 3: head and knows exactly what you drink.

916
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: Is knows exactly what my has there been another moment

917
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,360
Speaker 1: that's top that one. Oh I've had so many moments

918
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 1: I can't even like I've had. My life is insane.

919
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 1: I never it was never supposed to be like this.

920
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 1: It really wasn't. And I'm like every I got a

921
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:18,400
Speaker 1: fucking FaceTime from Baker the other day. He was in

922
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 1: the pool. What's up. I didn't know you were a tamba.

923
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 1: I was like, fuck like that. I know, like he's

924
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 1: younger than me and I know, and you're supposed.

925
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:26,360
Speaker 3: To be quarterback.

926
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, but still it's like a football player knows why

927
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 1: I am. Yeah, Like that's like I'm always like that,

928
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:36,759
Speaker 1: but I'm very I'm still very much burt in like

929
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,919
Speaker 1: every sense, like everything, I really get starstruck. I really

930
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 1: like I lose my shit over celebrities all the time.

931
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,800
Speaker 1: I did it with Chris Robinson from the fucking Black Crows.

932
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 1: Made a fool of myself. I make fools. I make

933
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 1: a fool of myself all the time.

934
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 3: So yeah, have you ever tried to rewrite that in

935
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,799
Speaker 3: your head? Like maybe I shouldn't. Maybe I am now

936
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:55,280
Speaker 3: the celebrity that people get excited about.

937
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 1: Uh No, I can't. I don't. I don't know how

938
00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:58,719
Speaker 1: to do it. I don't know. I don't know how

939
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 1: to shot my fucking mouth. Like I'll tell you how

940
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 1: much money I make, Like I like, I'm just like

941
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,719
Speaker 1: I'm a fool. Like I watch Rogan and Tom just

942
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:08,359
Speaker 1: sit there and not talk to people and like be cool,

943
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:11,399
Speaker 1: and I just fucking jabberjeaw. I'm like, yeah, I can't.

944
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 1: I just you gotta be cool with who the fuck

945
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:13,839
Speaker 1: you are.

946
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:15,759
Speaker 3: I guess that's what makes you and Tom such a

947
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,839
Speaker 3: great pair, the ying yang of the both of you. Yeah,

948
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 3: it is beautiful and one thing you guys want. You

949
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 3: were on Two Bears with them, and there was a

950
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 3: lot of talk about Ryan Holiday and the views of everything.

951
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,920
Speaker 3: Have you changed your opinion?

952
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, have you?

953
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 4: Have you dove into any any stoicism? Whereas it still

954
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 4: kind of like, I.

955
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 1: Don't know, I got I'm just I'm always anti what

956
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 1: everyone thinks is good, right, Like I always go like

957
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 1: is it though? Ye, Like, I don't know, It's always

958
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 1: been my thing.

959
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 4: You're anti When somebody says, hey, this could be good

960
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 4: for you, You're like, no, that's gay.

961
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 1: Yeah. I have a really hot take about alcoholism that

962
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 1: is not popular online.

963
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:55,840
Speaker 3: Right now, we'll go ahead.

964
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,439
Speaker 1: I just no, I'm not going to get into it again.

965
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 1: Sense when I was talking to two black guys about it, yeah,

966
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 1: we were like, hey, the great start. Yeah, we were like,

967
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 1: we were like, maybe you're the problem. Maybe it's not alcohol,

968
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 1: Maybe it's you. Like we're all partying hard, we don't

969
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:11,839
Speaker 1: drink and drive, we don't hit our wives, we don't

970
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:14,320
Speaker 1: like we like to have a good time. Maybe it's you.

971
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 1: Maybe you're the fucking problem. But alcoholics don't like hearing that.

972
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's his bad take. It's tough. It's a tough

973
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:21,120
Speaker 6: one for the internet. It made sense when we were

974
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 6: fucking lit, yeah, watching the sunset hammered being like, you

975
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 6: know what, this isn't bad at all. For people to

976
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 6: think that it's bad, They're wrong.

977
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 1: Dude, because alcoholics only have one answer. It's you have

978
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 1: to quit drinking. No, no, no, you have to quit drinking.

979
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 1: But I'm doing absolutely I did an alcoholic tell me,

980
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 1: I want to I wish I could say his name.

981
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 1: He goes you think you think? And by the way,

982
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 1: I was with the smartest people in the world at

983
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 1: this party, the smartest individuals in the world, legit, And

984
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 1: he was like, you thinks you are successful and and

985
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:53,840
Speaker 1: you make a lot of money, and you do like

986
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 1: an arena tour, and you're happily married, You've got a

987
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:58,400
Speaker 1: good relationship, with the kids that you don't have a

988
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 1: drinking problem, and I was like, yeah, that's it. Yeah,

989
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 1: like you just hit it. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. And

990
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 1: he was like, no, you got a problem. I was like, no,

991
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:07,399
Speaker 1: you got a problem. I'm fucking killing it, and then,

992
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 1: in front of a room full of geniuses, proceed to say,

993
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 1: I don't believe in alcoholism, but I also don't believe

994
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 1: in death. I don't believe in I don't believe in

995
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff.

996
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:18,319
Speaker 3: Let's unpack the only other thing you said, you don't

997
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 3: believe in.

998
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 1: Dying don't happened to me.

999
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:25,359
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, what's the take on that? Believing in death?

1000
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:27,319
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it happens to other people,

1001
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 1: but just not me.

1002
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 4: It's kind of well, you think you're invincible.

1003
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 1: I kinda, because it hasn't happened.

1004
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 3: Play go play some football. You'll find out real quick,

1005
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 3: real quick.

1006
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1007
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 3: Just how other man put his hands on you and

1008
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 3: control where you go. That that's when you know that

1009
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 3: you are not invincible.

1010
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:49,360
Speaker 1: I don't believe well, I just like it's like you

1011
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:51,399
Speaker 1: ever go to a funeral and then you're like, yeah,

1012
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 1: I got another one, but not me. Just dodged it again.

1013
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:58,799
Speaker 1: It seems like it's always happened other people.

1014
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:00,800
Speaker 4: You don't believe in it until it happens.

1015
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 1: Until then I'll be like, well fuckt yeah got me.

1016
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:09,239
Speaker 1: Yeah you're great son. I was wrong. Yeah, I guess

1017
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:09,799
Speaker 1: they were right.

1018
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks like it does exist.

1019
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:13,880
Speaker 1: Exist.

1020
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:16,400
Speaker 3: Well all right, well we've we've jumped into a lot

1021
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:18,280
Speaker 3: of different categories. What's your take on religion?

1022
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 5: Uh?

1023
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:23,399
Speaker 1: Love, I would love to be religious, you know you guys, Yeah,

1024
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:26,600
Speaker 1: my plan is moving to Nashville and you're moving here. Yeah,

1025
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 1: you know, that's why we're here. We're looking at houses.

1026
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 3: And I texted your wife and I told her that

1027
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:32,760
Speaker 3: the house next next door to me is for sale.

1028
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:35,399
Speaker 1: You guys fucked her up. She came to fucking beer

1029
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:38,319
Speaker 1: Olympics and got in the car that day and said,

1030
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:41,440
Speaker 1: we are moving to Nashville. And I went what she said,

1031
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:45,400
Speaker 1: This is these are real people, this is I missed

1032
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 1: the South. We're coming back and we're looking at houses

1033
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 1: and so you guys hit me up about doing this

1034
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 1: and she was like, let's do it. And then well

1035
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 1: we're going to look at houses today.

1036
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 3: Well let's go with why why didn't she here?

1037
00:44:58,280 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 1: On the bus because I don't want to deal with her.

1038
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,879
Speaker 1: I'm fucking I'm with her one hundred percent of the time.

1039
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 1: We have no kids anymore, the kids are at school.

1040
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 1: It's me and her up are fucking asses. I mean,

1041
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 1: if I know I was gonna spend this much time

1042
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 1: with someone, I would have married a.

1043
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:13,840
Speaker 3: Dude, happily marriedfully married.

1044
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 1: I'm just it's like you, just, man, when you don't

1045
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 1: have kids, you spend all your time with that person.

1046
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:24,239
Speaker 1: You fuck them, you eat with them, you sleep with them,

1047
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:28,279
Speaker 1: you shower with them, you everything, everything, everything, everything, and

1048
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:30,320
Speaker 1: then I'm sitting next to on a fucking plane and

1049
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:32,920
Speaker 1: just we're up each other's asses. If you said this

1050
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 1: to her, she would say the same thing. She will

1051
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:36,759
Speaker 1: laugh at times and go, I can't believe I'm still

1052
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 1: looking at you. Like we just start with each other NonStop.

1053
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:41,840
Speaker 1: It's crazy.

1054
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 3: How have you guys been married?

1055
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 1: Twenty years? Twenty years? Nice bro?

1056
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 4: And by the way, you did save beer Olympics. Yeah games,

1057
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 4: she and thank you for that.

1058
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 1: No, I didn't. I didn't wait. The boys were.

1059
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 4: Taking bullets out there, and you may in the video.

1060
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,960
Speaker 4: I'm gonna make it happen. Was it fired?

1061
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 1: Us up. It's still it's like it's like fight club.

1062
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:09,759
Speaker 1: It's so needed. I love it. I love it so

1063
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:13,800
Speaker 1: much I have. It's that energy. And Leanne saw the energy.

1064
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:16,839
Speaker 1: The energy is like I mean, she stills like she's

1065
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:20,360
Speaker 1: obsessed with Michael Chandler. She's never seen him fight. She

1066
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:22,279
Speaker 1: didn't know what he does. Right, She got a little guy.

1067
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 1: I love that little guy. Yeah, a little bit. He

1068
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:30,320
Speaker 1: is he is? She fucking She follows these two girls online.

1069
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:32,359
Speaker 1: Look at how much higher their tits are than her.

1070
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 1: She crushed it. I mean, she was obliterated, but it's her,

1071
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 1: it's her feather in her cap. Is that she hung.

1072
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: She hung with the boys, killed three beers. I drank

1073
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 1: the three beers out of the baby I did. It

1074
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:50,399
Speaker 1: took me a little bit, but I got it. Yea.

1075
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 1: So yeah, So we're down here looking at houses. But

1076
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 1: when it comes to religion, I think I would love.

1077
00:46:56,320 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 1: I would love to believe and be just and then

1078
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:01,839
Speaker 1: look at you because you don't go. I guess you're

1079
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:05,320
Speaker 1: going to hell. That would be so cool, but you

1080
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,399
Speaker 1: had to believe it. You got to believe it. You've

1081
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 1: got to believe it. And I would love that. But

1082
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 1: I just I'm too. I'm too skeptical, Like I just

1083
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:15,719
Speaker 1: I started researching about Islam and Hinduism, so I'm looking

1084
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 1: for something. Yeah, Catholicism is my thing, and I don't

1085
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:24,440
Speaker 1: know tweets. It twists my OCD too much, so I

1086
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 1: get like into I work all the Jesus pieces. But yeah, Kanye,

1087
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 1: Hinduism sounds like the coolest one so far.

1088
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 3: What about Hinduism is like, Okay, I can get down

1089
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 3: with this.

1090
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 1: Karma makes total sense. Y, Karma's like a big deal.

1091
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:40,879
Speaker 1: And the fact that you come back that enter life

1092
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:44,319
Speaker 1: is energy and you come back in reincarnation. I think

1093
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 1: that's cool. Like we've had lives before this life. Yeah,

1094
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what man Islam is for me. I

1095
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:52,919
Speaker 1: think if they could just get rid of the pork

1096
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:55,759
Speaker 1: and booze, I'd be cool with Islam. Yeah. Yeah, Like

1097
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 1: I love the idea that you got to take a

1098
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 1: trip to Mecca. Everyone one time, you gotta go to Mecca.

1099
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 1: I love that that that's in the religion. That's so

1100
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 1: cool that Yo, it's like fucking bachelor party.

1101
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 4: You gotta check this box.

1102
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 1: Yeah you check you know. That's what's the cool things

1103
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:14,320
Speaker 1: about Muslims is that usually if you run into other Muslims,

1104
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:17,279
Speaker 1: they treat them with a lot of love because they

1105
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:20,839
Speaker 1: assume they're going to Mecca. Really and yeah, I thought

1106
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:24,200
Speaker 1: that was cool. You pray five times a day. I

1107
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 1: just did all the research on these. I was looking

1108
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 1: for religion the other day. Yeah, a lot.

1109
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 3: The rules part is we are like praying five times

1110
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 3: a day. For me, I just feel like I'm not

1111
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:33,800
Speaker 3: good with time management. That would make it very difficult

1112
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,840
Speaker 3: for me. Yeah, like in the morning, got it, I

1113
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 3: got a routine down, Let me get the cold tub.

1114
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 3: Then then do I pray or do I pray before?

1115
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 1: Like what you do hung out with other Muslims. You

1116
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:42,840
Speaker 1: all do it together.

1117
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 3: The community, the community like yeah, or a lucy on this.

1118
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:52,359
Speaker 1: The community aspect. Yeah, it's so cool.

1119
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:54,239
Speaker 3: It seems like the Jewish people have the community thing

1120
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:55,439
Speaker 3: down in a big way.

1121
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:59,239
Speaker 1: We live in a really big Jewish neighborhood and the

1122
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:03,399
Speaker 1: other day was like, uh yeah, and they were all

1123
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 1: walking on the streets and I was just like, it's

1124
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:09,000
Speaker 1: it seems cool as fuck. It seems cool to be religious.

1125
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,160
Speaker 1: Like I don't know why. I don't know how it

1126
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:14,319
Speaker 1: got to be not believing in God was the cool

1127
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 1: thing because it just seems like you got a community

1128
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:19,360
Speaker 1: like I would love, I love, I would love. You

1129
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 1: know what we should do? I want to go see

1130
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:21,720
Speaker 1: Joel Ostein.

1131
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 3: Who is that?

1132
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 1: He's like the preacher you.

1133
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 3: Would know if he saw this, is like a righteous

1134
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:28,799
Speaker 3: Gemstone type of guy.

1135
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:33,800
Speaker 4: He's like, yeah, yeah, like a famous type speaker, like

1136
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:35,920
Speaker 4: does has all the he'd be somebody that was like

1137
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 4: on TV when you were young.

1138
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 1: Yeah on Sunday. Yeah, he's looks like Martin Short and that.

1139
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 3: I still have seeing that picture, had no clue who

1140
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 3: that is.

1141
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:46,839
Speaker 1: He's his net worth is through the roof. He does

1142
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 1: like megachurches, dude, that was the rub when we started comedy.

1143
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:52,319
Speaker 1: There's a guy telling you, like, yo, if you work clean,

1144
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:54,319
Speaker 1: you can do churches. I never wanted to do that. Ship.

1145
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:56,719
Speaker 1: There's a guy, John Chris that did that.

1146
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he lives in Nashville.

1147
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 1: He would like a fucking Sunday six o'clock show in

1148
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 1: a mega church. In a mega church, it's like they're

1149
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 1: like arenas and just clean up. He made so much

1150
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:14,359
Speaker 1: fucking money. He's a great guy. He got canceled. Did

1151
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:17,919
Speaker 1: you hear this story? This is wild? I apologize John

1152
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 1: if I'm if I'm perpetuating something and I love you.

1153
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:23,440
Speaker 1: You know that he got Friend of the Show. He

1154
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 1: got soft canceled. I'll say soft canceled because I mean,

1155
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 1: when you hear this, you're gonna go huh because he

1156
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:32,720
Speaker 1: took a roller blading and he tried to kiss.

1157
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 3: Her that he got canceled for that.

1158
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:44,719
Speaker 1: Roller blading. But in their community, if you say that

1159
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:47,040
Speaker 1: you're like a Christian and I think he had like

1160
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 1: vodka and a water bottle or something.

1161
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like it really is like not that bad

1162
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:52,799
Speaker 3: number one high school move.

1163
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he got when you're in it, you gotta

1164
00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 4: be in it.

1165
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 1: When you when you say you're Christian, you can't funk around.

1166
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 1: That's the thing. That's the hard part is like that

1167
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 1: is a hard part. Dad. I could do the Christian like, uh,

1168
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 1: believe in it and but I'm gonna fuck up.

1169
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,880
Speaker 3: I'm gonna yeah, that's what that's the hard thing. Like

1170
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 3: with with football, for me, I always thought it was

1171
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:16,240
Speaker 3: better to have your public perspect whoa perception.

1172
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 1: How good is that there's no alcohol in this right?

1173
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:22,040
Speaker 1: Oh there's five percent? Oh fuck, I'm sober. I'm kidding.

1174
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:28,439
Speaker 3: But the public perception for me of having having people

1175
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 3: think less of you, I always thought was a bigger

1176
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:33,120
Speaker 3: win than trying to be this like all American kid

1177
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 3: and then one or two things happen and they're like, oh,

1178
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:37,640
Speaker 3: you're a piece of shit. I'd rather people think, oh,

1179
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 3: this guy is a piece of shit, and then when

1180
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:42,279
Speaker 3: you meet me or whoever the person is, it's like, oh,

1181
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:43,320
Speaker 3: they're actually you.

1182
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:44,400
Speaker 1: You you.

1183
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:47,759
Speaker 3: I just come off way better to them. I that's

1184
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:48,279
Speaker 3: a bigger win.

1185
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:51,680
Speaker 1: You are explaining my business model to a t Okay,

1186
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,759
Speaker 1: So I go to I go to college. So I

1187
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 1: played baseball in high school and get recruited to play

1188
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 1: Duke Citadel, gonna walk on at Florida State. I go

1189
00:51:59,239 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 1: to walk on.

1190
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 3: A great football season, by the way for Florida State.

1191
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:04,759
Speaker 1: He's killing it right now, you're looking at Yeah, Well,

1192
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:08,359
Speaker 1: I'll tell you a secret. So I go to walk

1193
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:10,720
Speaker 1: on at Florida State. I literally do the first practice

1194
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 1: and walk off the field. I'm like, pro sports are

1195
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:15,440
Speaker 1: no longer for me. I gave up baseball, and I remember,

1196
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 1: but I remember going to my fraternity that I was

1197
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:20,759
Speaker 1: an fraternity and they were doing uh inner murals and

1198
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:22,400
Speaker 1: they were like football, and everyone's like, dude, I'm a

1199
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:24,839
Speaker 1: dog and you're like really, and they're like, fucking dude,

1200
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:26,439
Speaker 1: get me on the field, get me on the field.

1201
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 1: And so I got intimidated. That's young Bert god Obie

1202
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:33,160
Speaker 1: was fat and so so. And by the way, that

1203
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:36,240
Speaker 1: guy on the left, Scot O'Brien, fucking amazing baseball player.

1204
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 1: Really yeah, yeah, get dude. He well he ended up

1205
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:41,799
Speaker 1: walking on at Florida State. He got a full ride

1206
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:46,120
Speaker 1: to Alabama too. Oh wow, yeah wow. So so he's

1207
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 1: a great actor now too. It was an interesting dude,

1208
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:51,359
Speaker 1: very interesting dude. But uh so I didn't go out

1209
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 1: for football inter murals because everyone was so good. And

1210
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:55,400
Speaker 1: then I watched them play and I was like, oh

1211
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:58,440
Speaker 1: they suck. Everyone talked shit, and I was like, because

1212
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:00,799
Speaker 1: the way I played sports was you didn't talk shit.

1213
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:03,040
Speaker 1: Unless you didn't talk shit. You just didn't talk shit.

1214
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:05,440
Speaker 1: You just played the sport. And then that talked the

1215
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:08,320
Speaker 1: ship for you. Yeah. So then in a real softball

1216
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:10,920
Speaker 1: comes up and everyone's like a fucking dog and I

1217
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:12,439
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, I'm gonna go out. I'm not gonna

1218
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 1: tell anyone I could play. I'm gonna go out and

1219
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:15,959
Speaker 1: play and I'm just not gonna say anything. I remember

1220
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:18,719
Speaker 1: catching fly balls in the outfield behind my back and

1221
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:20,600
Speaker 1: then everyone's like, what the fuck are you doing? And

1222
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:23,480
Speaker 1: then you go and I hit fucking bombs and they're like, dude,

1223
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 1: you didn't tell what you can play. So I looked

1224
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:27,680
Speaker 1: at that from that day forward as I was like,

1225
00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:30,920
Speaker 1: I will never talk shit about like I'm gonna always

1226
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:34,400
Speaker 1: undersell my performance and over deliver. So a stand up

1227
00:53:34,719 --> 00:53:37,799
Speaker 1: I always I'm dude, I've said this and I mean

1228
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 1: it now. I think I've said it so much I

1229
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:41,359
Speaker 1: mean it. The only reason people think I'm a great

1230
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:42,799
Speaker 1: stand up is I hang out with the best stand

1231
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:45,440
Speaker 1: ups in the world. I mean, look at that, you

1232
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:46,240
Speaker 1: surround yourself.

1233
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 3: You're good in the storytelling realm too. You're yeah, the

1234
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:51,960
Speaker 3: story you're not giving you credit. I know, but but

1235
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:55,320
Speaker 3: that's the game plan, that's business plan. You basically just

1236
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:55,640
Speaker 3: did it.

1237
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:59,680
Speaker 1: Yeah. I like I like that. I'd rather people go like, ye,

1238
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:02,239
Speaker 1: take his shirt off whatever, and then they go, wow,

1239
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 1: he's a really good storyteller, like being like, oh, this

1240
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:08,879
Speaker 1: is way better. I thought, yeah, yeah, because I look

1241
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:10,360
Speaker 1: at I mean, when I got into stand up, I

1242
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:12,759
Speaker 1: remember going to the Boston Comedy Club and dudes walk

1243
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:14,520
Speaker 1: off stage and like I just ripped that room, and

1244
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 1: you're like did you? And I remember also thinking, so

1245
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 1: that's your version of the best you got. I was

1246
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:22,799
Speaker 1: like all right, and so I just never I never

1247
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:24,960
Speaker 1: really talked shit about stand up. Now. Look when we

1248
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:27,239
Speaker 1: talk about fucking sports or anything, now, I talk wild

1249
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 1: shit like fucking ran the La Marathon with no training

1250
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:31,480
Speaker 1: at all. Told you I'd fucking bench press more than you.

1251
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:34,279
Speaker 1: I mean, I love that. I love that, Like that's

1252
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:36,160
Speaker 1: fun and if you're and if you don't get it,

1253
00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 1: it's like that's the point of comedy is just to

1254
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:41,480
Speaker 1: fuck around. Yeah, but uh but yeah, I've always that

1255
00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:46,640
Speaker 1: underperform under cell overperform, That's always been my thing.

1256
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:49,439
Speaker 4: I think Cells we know uped this episode with a question,

1257
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:51,680
Speaker 4: you know, we all need to get more of off

1258
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:54,800
Speaker 4: of our asses. With bold flavors and a refreshing citrus

1259
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:57,360
Speaker 4: kick Mountain do, we'll get you off your ass and

1260
00:54:57,440 --> 00:54:59,719
Speaker 4: have you feel like you're on an actual mountain. My

1261
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 4: favorite the original everybody knows my favorite favorite is that

1262
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:05,800
Speaker 4: caffeine free Mountain du And I know people love the

1263
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 4: Baja Blast. I've only had it once the coe read

1264
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 4: the voltage. They have all different flavors. A mountain where

1265
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:13,719
Speaker 4: the weather is always perfect, your friends are ready to hang,

1266
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:17,880
Speaker 4: and a day of epic proportions awaits, whether you're outside

1267
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:21,080
Speaker 4: having some fun on that fall day, or winter kicks

1268
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:23,040
Speaker 4: up and you get outside and build a snowman. Mountain

1269
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:25,520
Speaker 4: dew is there to turn it all up and is calling.

1270
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:28,759
Speaker 4: You should answer. Grab your friends, grab an ice cold

1271
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:33,480
Speaker 4: mountain dew wherever refreshing beverages are sold, and do the dew.

1272
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:35,279
Speaker 4: The two bears five k.

1273
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 1: A couple of times, yea twice. Tommy's like he fucking

1274
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:49,319
Speaker 1: trained for it, and he had his coach pacing him.

1275
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:53,400
Speaker 1: He had headsets and he didn't talk to anybody, and.

1276
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:54,480
Speaker 3: He still fucked.

1277
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,280
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm trying to break thirty minutes.

1278
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:02,719
Speaker 7: I was like, dude, fucking there's like people in the

1279
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:06,759
Speaker 7: Paralympics and thirty minutes the fucking doing.

1280
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:10,080
Speaker 1: He was so serious about this fucking race. I got

1281
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:10,920
Speaker 1: hit by a golf car.

1282
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:12,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, what happened there?

1283
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:13,680
Speaker 1: That's a great question, Pete.

1284
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:15,200
Speaker 3: Would it he hit you?

1285
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:19,319
Speaker 1: Pete? He stopped in front of the car your feet.

1286
00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:22,160
Speaker 1: I love that, Pete, I love that Pete cannot just

1287
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:25,719
Speaker 1: you weren't trying to stop any of it. Stopped right

1288
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:28,080
Speaker 1: in front of the cart. Nothing. I didn't even stop,

1289
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:28,760
Speaker 1: it was just walking.

1290
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:30,400
Speaker 3: He said, There's nothing I could do about it. You

1291
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:31,480
Speaker 3: stopped writing front of the cart.

1292
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:37,279
Speaker 4: Dadd is imagine? Oh you saw the lungs he was

1293
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:38,000
Speaker 4: trying to get out of it.

1294
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:43,080
Speaker 3: Well, it's crazy, fucking Brital.

1295
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:44,920
Speaker 1: I came out of my came, I came out of

1296
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:45,239
Speaker 1: my shoes.

1297
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:46,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, shout out Dang Cook. Dude, he's had a great

1298
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:49,040
Speaker 3: bit about that back in the day. Yeah, that was

1299
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:51,520
Speaker 3: uh yeah, the shoes, the shoes coming off, seeing a

1300
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:52,279
Speaker 3: man ge hit by a car.

1301
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Speaker 1: Yeah, God, man, do you people don't remember how great?

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00:56:56,719 --> 00:56:59,480
Speaker 1: I mean, Dan's still a very talented Dan up comedian,

1303
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:03,759
Speaker 1: But when he did it at that moment, No, there

1304
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:05,760
Speaker 1: was nothing like it. There was nothing like it. Remember

1305
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:10,720
Speaker 1: people used to bomb on stage. Dame never bombed. He murdered.

1306
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:15,280
Speaker 1: In the worst scenario you could imagine. Dane Cook would

1307
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:16,840
Speaker 1: fucking destroy.

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00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:20,560
Speaker 3: He went on that run of I mean Vicious Circle

1309
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:24,040
Speaker 3: here year, there's three his three stand ups, his three

1310
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:26,640
Speaker 3: specials were incredible. But then he was doing movies. He

1311
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:29,000
Speaker 3: was doing all that stuff. That's what's so fascinating to me.

1312
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 3: And I feel like I bring it up every time

1313
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:32,320
Speaker 3: a comedian is on our bus, is like, what happened

1314
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:34,960
Speaker 3: to Day because yeah, we did with Adam who was

1315
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:36,960
Speaker 3: who came out last week now for people that are

1316
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:40,320
Speaker 3: listening to this episode, But it just seems like he's

1317
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:43,160
Speaker 3: got this like people are not a fan of him

1318
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:45,960
Speaker 3: in the comedic world like that, people say he stole

1319
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:48,080
Speaker 3: jokes and all these all these other things.

1320
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Speaker 1: I don't know.

1321
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:51,040
Speaker 3: I'm always trying to figure out. I think what happened

1322
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:54,080
Speaker 3: to Dane Cook because I personally was a massive fan

1323
00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:54,440
Speaker 3: of him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we all were. I think here's the one thing

1325
00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:01,400
Speaker 1: I'll think that and this is maybe just a stupid thought,

1326
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 1: but he got famous by himself, Like we all got

1327
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:09,480
Speaker 1: famous together, like this generation of comics, we all got

1328
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:13,439
Speaker 1: famous at the same time, like me, Tommy, Joe, Ari,

1329
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:16,240
Speaker 1: Shane Gillett, like we all and so we kind of

1330
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:19,320
Speaker 1: have people to bounce things off of. It was just Dane.

1331
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:21,640
Speaker 1: I mean, it was just Dane. There's not another comic.

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00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:25,360
Speaker 1: There was not one comic at Dane's level. It's like

1333
00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:28,600
Speaker 1: it's like, can you imagine getting rich by yourself and

1334
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:31,560
Speaker 1: like like and going like I don't know how do

1335
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:34,640
Speaker 1: I get watches? Like what kind of car do I want?

1336
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:36,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone's got a guy for something.

1337
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:37,520
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. It's like it's like when you're on a

1338
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:39,760
Speaker 1: football team and everyone's making money, You're like, yo, how

1339
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:41,600
Speaker 1: did you? Oh? I got a guy that he'll take

1340
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:44,080
Speaker 1: care of that. And you know, so like we all

1341
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:47,080
Speaker 1: got wealthy together, like all of our friends. So like,

1342
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:49,680
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want to get into the weeds

1343
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:53,880
Speaker 1: on stuff, but like you know, I'm trying to because

1344
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 1: some people kind of manipulate their persona a little bit. Yeah,

1345
00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:59,240
Speaker 1: so you don't want to blow someone's bubble. But but

1346
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:02,920
Speaker 1: Dane got which by himself, did arenas by himself. He

1347
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,120
Speaker 1: was the only one doing arenas. Dude. When I did arenas,

1348
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:07,160
Speaker 1: I remember reaching out to I remember talking to the

1349
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:09,800
Speaker 1: Schultz going, this is how you do arenas. You gotta

1350
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:12,200
Speaker 1: get a stage, you need a sound system, bring your

1351
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:14,200
Speaker 1: own sound system. It's got to feel like, I mean,

1352
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:16,360
Speaker 1: we got to talk to each other about it, about

1353
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:18,480
Speaker 1: how to do these things. They did it by himself,

1354
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:22,240
Speaker 1: and so in a weird way, and I've been the

1355
00:59:22,360 --> 00:59:26,160
Speaker 1: victim of this. The only thing people want is to

1356
00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:29,280
Speaker 1: watch you fail, like they love taking shots people on

1357
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:31,880
Speaker 1: the top. And I've it's happened to me. Guys that

1358
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:34,800
Speaker 1: were like good friends, just the second you passed them,

1359
00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:37,439
Speaker 1: they're like, fuck that guy. And You're like, I thought

1360
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:40,680
Speaker 1: we were both. I cheered you when you succeeded. You

1361
00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:43,360
Speaker 1: couldn't hear me when I succeeded. Ye, And it's crazy.

1362
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:46,240
Speaker 1: It's like, you know and so, but Dane did it

1363
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:48,520
Speaker 1: all by himself, and so everyone just wanted him to fail.

1364
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Speaker 3: Why do you think human nature is that way where

1365
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:53,400
Speaker 3: this is like everybody wants to be on top of

1366
00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:55,920
Speaker 3: the minute somebody surpasses them, they start talking shit.

1367
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:58,160
Speaker 1: It's weird. Man. I'll tell you, like, this is the

1368
00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:00,920
Speaker 1: closest I can get to it, and you'll you'll understand this.

1369
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:06,720
Speaker 1: So I took Shane Gillis to towards me a couple

1370
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:08,720
Speaker 1: of times, right, And I took him to Celebrity Theater

1371
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:13,640
Speaker 1: and in Arizona's in the Round and he opened for me.

1372
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:16,520
Speaker 1: He did ten minutes fifteen maybe, and he got a

1373
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:21,200
Speaker 1: standing ovation, standing ovation at that was the Super Bowl, right, No,

1374
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:24,160
Speaker 1: that it was another time. It was another time he

1375
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:29,320
Speaker 1: got a standing ovation then too, but he got a

1376
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:30,720
Speaker 1: standing ovation. He didn't know what to do with it.

1377
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:32,160
Speaker 1: He really didn't know what to do with it. Like

1378
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:34,640
Speaker 1: he like kind of stopped and you know he's uncomfortable

1379
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:36,760
Speaker 1: as he is, but stopped, and we're all sitting We're

1380
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:39,520
Speaker 1: like to take it, stay out there. And then he

1381
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:41,640
Speaker 1: comes off stage and I was like, wow, he's this

1382
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:45,880
Speaker 1: is changing for him. I got a text from him

1383
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:48,800
Speaker 1: or maybe one of our managers. You know, I hold

1384
01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:52,840
Speaker 1: Booze records everywhere. They were like, Shane Gillis broke your

1385
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:56,560
Speaker 1: Booze record at the Celebrity Theater, and like, you want

1386
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:58,280
Speaker 1: your boys to succeed, but there is a party you

1387
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:01,720
Speaker 1: go and hold on like we're not talking money, We're

1388
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:03,840
Speaker 1: not talking like he's breaking records everywhere right now. That

1389
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:06,400
Speaker 1: was the first one. He broke my Booze record, My

1390
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:09,520
Speaker 1: Booze I'm the boos like and so there is a

1391
01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:11,720
Speaker 1: thing where you gotta decide what kind of man you

1392
01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:13,600
Speaker 1: are or do you want your boys to blow up?

1393
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:15,440
Speaker 1: Do you want your boys to succeed, or do you

1394
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:17,640
Speaker 1: need to be the guy. You know, I don't need

1395
01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:20,240
Speaker 1: to be the guy. I've always wanted. I've always surrounded myself.

1396
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 1: I buy the best people. I don't need to be

1397
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:26,280
Speaker 1: the guy. But I am watching people watch Shane and go, well,

1398
01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:30,360
Speaker 1: I'm the guy, and you're like, nah anymore, dude. He

1399
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:31,800
Speaker 1: just broke the record at Wells Fargo.

1400
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:32,960
Speaker 3: God for most booths.

1401
01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:34,480
Speaker 1: No, No, for most attendance.

1402
01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:37,360
Speaker 3: Oh h but the the boos thing was most booze bought?

1403
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:42,000
Speaker 3: Or how does one measure the booze record?

1404
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:46,520
Speaker 1: The places the That's how I used to get on.

1405
01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:49,200
Speaker 1: That's how I used to tour, was I'd break I

1406
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:53,320
Speaker 1: alcohol sales at all the clubs. I was like, they're

1407
01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:55,120
Speaker 1: not gonna know if I'm funny or not, but what

1408
01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:57,360
Speaker 1: they will know is if they have to fucking restock

1409
01:01:57,440 --> 01:02:00,480
Speaker 1: on Monday, they're gonna like bring bird back. And so

1410
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:02,120
Speaker 1: I used to do. I used to do a show

1411
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:03,640
Speaker 1: called calling Stick to Work where I go in I

1412
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:05,320
Speaker 1: do a show at noon and we'd drink them out

1413
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:08,400
Speaker 1: of booze before their evening shows. We do, I mean,

1414
01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:11,600
Speaker 1: we I'd kill it on booze. But that's uh yeah,

1415
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:15,040
Speaker 1: Shane's destroying it right now. And you hear people talk

1416
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:19,600
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, that's interesting, because you didn't say

1417
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:22,120
Speaker 1: that when he was opening for you. You didn't say

1418
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:25,360
Speaker 1: that when he was younger. Now you're saying it's I've

1419
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:26,800
Speaker 1: watched it happen to a lot of people. I'll tell

1420
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:28,200
Speaker 1: you a dog can just tell you what doesn't have

1421
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:29,760
Speaker 1: to do, doesn't have it to tell him, doesn't have

1422
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:33,200
Speaker 1: to Joe, Joe, Joe Rogan wants you to be more

1423
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:36,160
Speaker 1: famous than him the second he fucking meets you. Joe

1424
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:40,640
Speaker 1: was the most selfless individual when he'd put us on

1425
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:43,760
Speaker 1: his podcast just to get us fans. I remember I

1426
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:45,400
Speaker 1: had a special out he put me on. We did

1427
01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:49,400
Speaker 1: a a End of the World podcast that night at

1428
01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:51,040
Speaker 1: the store, and then I did his podcast first thing

1429
01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:55,120
Speaker 1: in the morning. That guy's wanted your success since day one.

1430
01:02:55,240 --> 01:02:58,320
Speaker 1: He is the most selfless individual. But it wasn't like that.

1431
01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:00,720
Speaker 1: It wasn't like that before. Damn, it does feel like

1432
01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:01,200
Speaker 1: it happened.

1433
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:03,760
Speaker 4: It feels like it happens in the in the comedy realm,

1434
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:05,640
Speaker 4: because I feel like it's more of like that individual

1435
01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:08,560
Speaker 4: life sport. Yeah, if you're in individual sports and in

1436
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:10,680
Speaker 4: athletics and everything else, I feel like, you know, people

1437
01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:12,320
Speaker 4: want whoever is at the top, like they want to

1438
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:13,120
Speaker 4: be better than right.

1439
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:16,280
Speaker 1: And people cheer on you. It's like when you're when

1440
01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:18,440
Speaker 1: you're low enough and they feel like your dream is

1441
01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:21,440
Speaker 1: also their dream. You're more relatable, you come up more relatable.

1442
01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:22,920
Speaker 1: But the moment you do get kind of like.

1443
01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:24,920
Speaker 4: To the top or or pass whatever their level of

1444
01:03:25,120 --> 01:03:27,560
Speaker 4: like them wanting you to be in their world is

1445
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:29,240
Speaker 4: like once it gets beyond that is I feel like

1446
01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:30,760
Speaker 4: it is when the shots kind of come.

1447
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:32,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, the people are you know, they want to say

1448
01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:34,480
Speaker 1: you forget you forgot who you are. Yah blah blah blah.

1449
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:37,080
Speaker 3: This yeah, and comedy sto opinion based too, Like it's

1450
01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:39,439
Speaker 3: some comics who are on top of the world, people

1451
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:41,760
Speaker 3: don't think are funny because it's just not their humor.

1452
01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:44,680
Speaker 3: So I'm sure when some comics go above others, those

1453
01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:46,760
Speaker 3: comics are like, well, you know, he's not that funny,

1454
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:48,120
Speaker 3: Like why why does he be able to have so

1455
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:49,040
Speaker 3: much success in not me?

1456
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:52,600
Speaker 1: No, it's it's it's wild too. And we're at a

1457
01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:56,200
Speaker 1: stage now where it's like you gotta realize, like not

1458
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:59,800
Speaker 1: everyone did arenas, and now everyone's doing arenas and like

1459
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:01,800
Speaker 1: so like you look at some guys that are a

1460
01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:03,960
Speaker 1: little older and they're like like they were like at

1461
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:06,240
Speaker 1: the top of their games, doing theaters like that was

1462
01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:08,960
Speaker 1: that that was all that the opportunity offered. Now it's like,

1463
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:12,080
Speaker 1: I mean, kill Tony's in arenas. There are kids that

1464
01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:14,440
Speaker 1: have been doing stand up for one year that are

1465
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:18,240
Speaker 1: doing stand up in arenas. Like It's it's wild where

1466
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:21,120
Speaker 1: comedy is right now. It's insane to me. But yeah,

1467
01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:23,920
Speaker 1: it's like the opportunities are so different. It's like now

1468
01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:25,400
Speaker 1: a lot of people are doing arenas.

1469
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:28,320
Speaker 3: Do you think the people are doing arenas more because

1470
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:30,720
Speaker 3: of how much exposure there's a social media or comedy?

1471
01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:32,120
Speaker 3: Is that much better than it used to be.

1472
01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:34,520
Speaker 1: I think it's a I think it's a perfect storm

1473
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:36,520
Speaker 1: of everything. I think it is social media. I do

1474
01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:39,320
Speaker 1: think it has to do with uh. I think this

1475
01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:42,280
Speaker 1: fucking cancer culture was like great for business. It's like

1476
01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:44,200
Speaker 1: people want to hear you say the wildest shit. Now,

1477
01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:46,720
Speaker 1: I mean there are there are some comics. I think

1478
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:48,920
Speaker 1: that there are some people that I don't even think

1479
01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:50,520
Speaker 1: they know what comedy is. They just know how to

1480
01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:54,640
Speaker 1: say wild shit. Yeah, like I go wow, like And

1481
01:04:55,160 --> 01:04:56,720
Speaker 1: but I think it's a perfect storm of all that.

1482
01:04:56,800 --> 01:04:59,720
Speaker 1: And I think, you know, I mean look at I

1483
01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:01,640
Speaker 1: mean when you say you guys sat down with the

1484
01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:04,440
Speaker 1: fucking former president of the United States, possibly the next

1485
01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:07,440
Speaker 1: current future president of the United States. That's where the

1486
01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:10,120
Speaker 1: world is. People don't give a fuck about the Today

1487
01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:12,920
Speaker 1: Show and the late night talk shows and the This

1488
01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:16,440
Speaker 1: is where it's connecting and and and our fans. I

1489
01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:18,880
Speaker 1: say our fans because I think we probably share overlapping

1490
01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:23,080
Speaker 1: concentric circles. But they they they know you, they that

1491
01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:26,760
Speaker 1: they like, they like root for you, and they love you.

1492
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:29,360
Speaker 1: And then and then that turned into comedy. It's like

1493
01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:30,880
Speaker 1: I go on stage and I take my shirt off,

1494
01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:33,080
Speaker 1: and people lose their mind and I go It's like,

1495
01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:36,360
Speaker 1: it's insane. To me, it's insane. I mean there was

1496
01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:37,880
Speaker 1: a time when I took my shirt off where people went,

1497
01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:40,920
Speaker 1: what the fuck is this? Yeah, you know, I mean

1498
01:05:40,960 --> 01:05:43,480
Speaker 1: in the first seven years of my career, I think,

1499
01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:47,080
Speaker 1: my shirt off and but it's it's just bizarre where

1500
01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:48,280
Speaker 1: everything is. I think.

1501
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:52,120
Speaker 4: But I think people do. Uh, everybody's doing a good

1502
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:54,560
Speaker 4: job too. Like a rising tide lifts all ships, like

1503
01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:57,040
Speaker 4: you're fully loaded towards essentially like that. I know when

1504
01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:58,880
Speaker 4: we have comics on we talk to comics who have

1505
01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:01,000
Speaker 4: been on that thing. They talk about how much that

1506
01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:03,480
Speaker 4: just event and that tour kind of like puts you

1507
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:05,480
Speaker 4: on because again you're in front of so many people

1508
01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:09,840
Speaker 4: entertaining in such a way that involves partying together. Like

1509
01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:12,919
Speaker 4: you you are accessible, You feel way more accessible to people.

1510
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:15,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so. I mean I've always been I've

1511
01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:18,360
Speaker 1: always been a firm believer and like it's not fun

1512
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:21,280
Speaker 1: if you're doing it by yourself, Like I mean, my

1513
01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:24,360
Speaker 1: favorite memories are like taking I was just thinking of

1514
01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:26,160
Speaker 1: this the other day because I told you I want

1515
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:28,800
Speaker 1: Fluffy to the sphere and I said to Leanne, I go,

1516
01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:30,680
Speaker 1: how cool would this be able to do? Like to

1517
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:33,520
Speaker 1: take your because Fluffy got a box for us and

1518
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:37,000
Speaker 1: he got us all hotel rooms and he put us

1519
01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:39,640
Speaker 1: up and was like fucking sick, and he got a

1520
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:41,520
Speaker 1: party bus for us and were on the party bus,

1521
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:44,160
Speaker 1: were laughing on our asses off, and I said to Leanne,

1522
01:06:44,160 --> 01:06:45,480
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, this would be so sick if

1523
01:06:45,480 --> 01:06:47,160
Speaker 1: we could do something like this, and she goes, you've

1524
01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:49,440
Speaker 1: done this every year, you do red Rocks, And I went,

1525
01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:52,760
Speaker 1: that's right, and I remember I wish I had the

1526
01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:55,840
Speaker 1: fucking video. Me and Shane got so fucked up me.

1527
01:06:55,960 --> 01:06:57,919
Speaker 1: Shane and Mark got so fucked up on this party

1528
01:06:57,960 --> 01:07:02,320
Speaker 1: bus that we were singing songs without the words, trying

1529
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:07,840
Speaker 1: to guess the songs. So we're like like just screaming

1530
01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:11,280
Speaker 1: and we're crying, laughing. Do you remember that, Pete? We

1531
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:15,960
Speaker 1: were crying, crying, laughing everything. And I look back, I

1532
01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:17,880
Speaker 1: look back at like all the things I've done. Those

1533
01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:22,240
Speaker 1: are my favorite moments, is uh is is like all

1534
01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:24,520
Speaker 1: the people I've partied with, all my friends and all

1535
01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:26,720
Speaker 1: the they're all the greatest comics in the world. They're

1536
01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:29,800
Speaker 1: the funniest human beings. One of my favorite memories, Georgia

1537
01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:31,920
Speaker 1: is on fully Loaded with her friend Daisy and uh

1538
01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:34,360
Speaker 1: Shane comes up last night and he goes up to me.

1539
01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:37,720
Speaker 1: He goes, you got sneaking beers. Georgia goes no, He goes,

1540
01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:40,439
Speaker 1: come on, I don't have a lie to me. She's

1541
01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:42,080
Speaker 1: like no. He's like, I'm not gonna tell your dad.

1542
01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:44,760
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, we're sneaking beers and she just sits

1543
01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:48,280
Speaker 1: down next to me. Is Georgia sneaking beers? Like these are?

1544
01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:50,200
Speaker 1: I mean, these are like the greatest fucking memories of

1545
01:07:50,280 --> 01:07:53,680
Speaker 1: my life. And you think, you know, like I didn't

1546
01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:54,880
Speaker 1: pay that much to hang out with them.

1547
01:07:59,240 --> 01:08:01,160
Speaker 3: Dude, that is fucking while to be able to get

1548
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:02,960
Speaker 3: all your boys and just be like, hey, we're all

1549
01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:04,640
Speaker 3: we all have a certain set of skills. Let's just

1550
01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:06,080
Speaker 3: all go and do this together.

1551
01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:09,840
Speaker 1: Dude, fully loaded last year, it's me, jelly Roll, David Tell,

1552
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:13,520
Speaker 1: Big ja Ogerson, Dan Soder, Mark Norman. I mean it's

1553
01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:18,560
Speaker 1: it's it's the perfect smoke tent and we're laughing hysterically

1554
01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:21,280
Speaker 1: and jelly Roll just happens to be the biggest artist

1555
01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:24,920
Speaker 1: in the country who and we laughed so hard. He

1556
01:08:25,080 --> 01:08:29,240
Speaker 1: had just found out who Mitch Hedburg was and within

1557
01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:32,000
Speaker 1: finding out, within finding out that he is now his

1558
01:08:32,040 --> 01:08:35,400
Speaker 1: favorite coming, he then learns he's dead, and we could

1559
01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:38,519
Speaker 1: not stop laughing. He goes this, Mitch Heedburgh, guy's great,

1560
01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:40,800
Speaker 1: and David Tell goes, I got some bad news for you, buddy.

1561
01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:45,519
Speaker 1: We are crying laughing, but like those are the moments

1562
01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:49,240
Speaker 1: like where you go this night life doesn't get better? Yeah, yeah.

1563
01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:51,240
Speaker 3: Talk about your relationship with jelly Roll a little bit,

1564
01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:53,800
Speaker 3: because you guys, do you guys have him on two Bears?

1565
01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:56,040
Speaker 3: Has he been on I don't know, but I know

1566
01:08:56,120 --> 01:08:57,880
Speaker 3: he did the five K with you all. You guys

1567
01:08:57,920 --> 01:09:00,200
Speaker 3: have done shows together and stuff like that. Did that

1568
01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:01,240
Speaker 3: relationship start.

1569
01:09:01,360 --> 01:09:03,599
Speaker 1: I don't know, honestly. I started following Jelly a long

1570
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:05,680
Speaker 1: time ago. I started following him online. I think I

1571
01:09:05,680 --> 01:09:09,160
Speaker 1: saw him on Chelsea Show originally and found him, and

1572
01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:12,400
Speaker 1: then we started dming and we just became friends over

1573
01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:14,599
Speaker 1: through the through the internet, and then he came out

1574
01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:16,840
Speaker 1: and did my podcast and we just connected immediately. There's

1575
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:20,680
Speaker 1: something that we have. We're very similar men in that

1576
01:09:20,800 --> 01:09:23,840
Speaker 1: I think we're very we feel we feel very lucky

1577
01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:25,840
Speaker 1: to be in the position we're in, as opposed to

1578
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:29,320
Speaker 1: some guys are like this was I was destined for this.

1579
01:09:29,720 --> 01:09:31,280
Speaker 1: I think both Jelly and I are like, man, we

1580
01:09:31,439 --> 01:09:34,000
Speaker 1: just feel like the luckiest dudes in the world. And

1581
01:09:34,160 --> 01:09:36,240
Speaker 1: we just kept we just kept in touch and then

1582
01:09:36,560 --> 01:09:39,600
Speaker 1: probably the biggest thing. I mean, it's like crazy, I

1583
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:44,080
Speaker 1: don't think much of it, but like if we were

1584
01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:46,000
Speaker 1: ever in the same city, we always hit up. He

1585
01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:49,640
Speaker 1: found each other, Like if he was on tour near me,

1586
01:09:49,720 --> 01:09:51,720
Speaker 1: he'd come and have lunch at where we were at

1587
01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:54,960
Speaker 1: the arena. And then like he came in Nashville, he

1588
01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:57,439
Speaker 1: came out to the show I was here, and we've

1589
01:09:57,439 --> 01:10:00,479
Speaker 1: always just kept in touch and been close and uh.

1590
01:10:00,560 --> 01:10:03,000
Speaker 1: And then but the crazy thing was, and this is

1591
01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:06,800
Speaker 1: probably the best moment of our friendship. He was on

1592
01:10:06,880 --> 01:10:08,280
Speaker 1: Nelk Boys and he was saying, you know, the two

1593
01:10:08,320 --> 01:10:09,599
Speaker 1: bears are doing a five k. I think I'm gonna

1594
01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:11,320
Speaker 1: get in shape for it, and all of a sudden,

1595
01:10:11,400 --> 01:10:14,000
Speaker 1: it fuck, it took off like people magazine wrote us

1596
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:16,000
Speaker 1: about it, and it was crazy. So he came out

1597
01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:18,960
Speaker 1: to do this and then me, Bunny, Leanne, and Jelly

1598
01:10:19,080 --> 01:10:23,599
Speaker 1: are running the five k together and we're getting done.

1599
01:10:23,680 --> 01:10:27,200
Speaker 1: We're like about to pass the finish line and and

1600
01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:30,120
Speaker 1: Jelly starts crying. I'm gonna get emotional. I'm not gonna cry.

1601
01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:34,040
Speaker 1: Dorim'm done crying. I'm not crying. Jelly gets emotional. Jelly

1602
01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:37,760
Speaker 1: gets emotional and he goes h and he's like, I

1603
01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:40,080
Speaker 1: think you might have just changed my life. And Bunny

1604
01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:42,519
Speaker 1: starts crying and she's holding the Anne. The four of

1605
01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:46,000
Speaker 1: us are like sobbing crossing the finish line, and uh,

1606
01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:48,080
Speaker 1: and it's true. It's like, I mean, you guys have

1607
01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:50,960
Speaker 1: never really had like been you know, had like health

1608
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:53,360
Speaker 1: issues or had gotten your life's never gotten away from

1609
01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:55,280
Speaker 1: you with your bodies. But guys like me and Jelly

1610
01:10:55,479 --> 01:10:59,200
Speaker 1: and I was two eighty five last time, the fucking

1611
01:10:59,479 --> 01:11:02,280
Speaker 1: time before up your Olympics, and Jelly's had weight issues

1612
01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:05,800
Speaker 1: and just the little spark of getting your health back

1613
01:11:05,840 --> 01:11:07,920
Speaker 1: together and getting in control of it and just getting

1614
01:11:07,960 --> 01:11:10,840
Speaker 1: into a place where you are moving every day. It's

1615
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:15,040
Speaker 1: so fucking big and uh. But that that moment was crazy.

1616
01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:17,000
Speaker 1: And then immediately it's like we're doing half the marathon.

1617
01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:19,320
Speaker 1: He's like yeah, And so I was like, all right,

1618
01:11:19,320 --> 01:11:21,720
Speaker 1: I'm in if you're in. But he I love him

1619
01:11:21,760 --> 01:11:23,920
Speaker 1: to death. Man, I'm so happy for success. He's the

1620
01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:26,880
Speaker 1: sweetest guy in the world. He really does. I mean,

1621
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:29,160
Speaker 1: you know, you don't understand. He went and did fully

1622
01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:32,439
Speaker 1: loaded this year. He did the first week. I didn't

1623
01:11:32,439 --> 01:11:36,320
Speaker 1: pay him. I didn't I didn't cover his tour bus,

1624
01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:38,600
Speaker 1: I didn't cover his private jets. He did it on

1625
01:11:38,680 --> 01:11:41,439
Speaker 1: his own, like he came and did it. And I

1626
01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:43,600
Speaker 1: was like, dude, I gotta get I gotta pay you

1627
01:11:43,720 --> 01:11:45,040
Speaker 1: back somehow. He's like, no, I just want to be

1628
01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:47,320
Speaker 1: with you. It's like that's like a real friend. I

1629
01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:49,840
Speaker 1: love him. I love him to death. Yeah, he is

1630
01:11:50,120 --> 01:11:51,360
Speaker 1: the kindest soul.

1631
01:11:53,439 --> 01:11:57,400
Speaker 4: And you just know, like life, Like, I think to myself, like, man,

1632
01:11:57,520 --> 01:12:00,719
Speaker 4: what was he like like when he is in prison

1633
01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:02,559
Speaker 4: and was wrapped up in the wrong stuff to where

1634
01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:05,120
Speaker 4: he has such a perspective now and he's able to

1635
01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:09,160
Speaker 4: talk to absolutely everybody and have this perspective that you

1636
01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:11,920
Speaker 4: just you want to do nothing butt root for him.

1637
01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:13,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.

1638
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:15,920
Speaker 3: The level of purity is is second to none, especially

1639
01:12:16,280 --> 01:12:18,519
Speaker 3: when he tells stories about watching the Music City Miracle

1640
01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:22,040
Speaker 3: from like juvenile detention center. Yeah, and knowing that he's

1641
01:12:22,120 --> 01:12:26,240
Speaker 3: done things wrong and yet he's still this pure, Like

1642
01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:28,639
Speaker 3: how does somebody go through that much adversity in life

1643
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,960
Speaker 3: get to the other side of this level of fame

1644
01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:34,800
Speaker 3: and fortune and have you know the ability to still

1645
01:12:34,920 --> 01:12:37,240
Speaker 3: be as sweet as he possibly is, not b jaded,

1646
01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:40,040
Speaker 3: not have you know a chip on his shoulder about anything.

1647
01:12:40,080 --> 01:12:42,160
Speaker 3: He just wants to do the best he can with

1648
01:12:42,240 --> 01:12:44,160
Speaker 3: what he has and it just continues to be better

1649
01:12:44,200 --> 01:12:46,559
Speaker 3: and better. That's him meeting with the Titans. He spoke

1650
01:12:46,640 --> 01:12:49,839
Speaker 3: to Congress about fentanyl issues, which.

1651
01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:50,720
Speaker 1: Is eloquently too.

1652
01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:53,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, but here we will wow and he's like, I

1653
01:12:53,479 --> 01:12:55,479
Speaker 3: used to sell drugs and now I'm sitting here saying, well,

1654
01:12:55,479 --> 01:12:57,439
Speaker 3: there's a problem with drugs in this country.

1655
01:12:57,720 --> 01:12:59,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's also someone you know when we talk about

1656
01:13:00,160 --> 01:13:03,479
Speaker 1: like people root for your downfall, and I assume it's

1657
01:13:03,520 --> 01:13:05,720
Speaker 1: a natural thing. I mean I feel like, you know,

1658
01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:09,640
Speaker 1: I feel like, you know, when you people hate me.

1659
01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:13,080
Speaker 1: I go, okay, I think it's just normal, I guess.

1660
01:13:13,640 --> 01:13:15,639
Speaker 1: But then it really means a lot when people don't

1661
01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:18,120
Speaker 1: when people like root for your success and like still

1662
01:13:18,200 --> 01:13:20,960
Speaker 1: love you, it means a lot. And like and like

1663
01:13:21,280 --> 01:13:23,840
Speaker 1: Jelly came out, I did Bridgestone and he came out

1664
01:13:23,880 --> 01:13:27,240
Speaker 1: to like like like be there for me and like

1665
01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:29,479
Speaker 1: like celebrate it with me, and I did. I think

1666
01:13:29,479 --> 01:13:30,840
Speaker 1: I brought him on stage. I think we sang a

1667
01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:33,839
Speaker 1: song at Bridgestone. And then the next time I'm in Nashville,

1668
01:13:34,120 --> 01:13:36,200
Speaker 1: He's like, hey, man, would you bring me on stage tonight?

1669
01:13:36,320 --> 01:13:38,639
Speaker 1: And I was like I was like yeah, sure, yeah.

1670
01:13:39,320 --> 01:13:40,360
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, I think, I have

1671
01:13:40,479 --> 01:13:42,800
Speaker 1: a thing. I have a show. I wish I could

1672
01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:47,559
Speaker 1: were you performing? And he's like Titans Stadium, O went

1673
01:13:47,920 --> 01:13:50,599
Speaker 1: I could cancel. I would have canceled. What the fuck? Yeah?

1674
01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:54,400
Speaker 1: Give mean seventy five thousand people, are you shitting me?

1675
01:13:54,880 --> 01:13:57,920
Speaker 1: But like he's just very regular, like he I mean,

1676
01:13:57,960 --> 01:13:59,800
Speaker 1: he's just so and he and he really wants you

1677
01:13:59,880 --> 01:14:02,920
Speaker 1: to win. He wants you to succeed. I love him

1678
01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:03,320
Speaker 1: to death.

1679
01:14:03,880 --> 01:14:06,560
Speaker 3: And bringing along the people that before he was just

1680
01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:09,200
Speaker 3: level of fame, like bringing them to it and being like, hey,

1681
01:14:09,240 --> 01:14:10,720
Speaker 3: I'm doing this. I would love for you guys to

1682
01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:12,880
Speaker 3: be there. Type of and type of mentality is just

1683
01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:13,759
Speaker 3: is just awesome.

1684
01:14:13,960 --> 01:14:16,120
Speaker 1: What's crazy is like Leanne and Bunny are really close.

1685
01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:20,960
Speaker 1: They text all the time, and dont I do not

1686
01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:24,800
Speaker 1: know how that relationship happened. I don't like because they're

1687
01:14:24,920 --> 01:14:27,920
Speaker 1: very different women. There really are different women, but man,

1688
01:14:27,960 --> 01:14:31,000
Speaker 1: they're like fucking sisters. They text there. He's part of

1689
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:34,080
Speaker 1: the reason because you know, we're looking at properties and

1690
01:14:34,200 --> 01:14:36,680
Speaker 1: Jelly just goes, hey, why don't I just give you

1691
01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:38,640
Speaker 1: a hundred my acres or whatever? You guys can live

1692
01:14:38,720 --> 01:14:41,320
Speaker 1: on our land, and Dan's like I could live with

1693
01:14:41,360 --> 01:14:42,759
Speaker 1: Bunny And I was like, hang on, wait.

1694
01:14:44,439 --> 01:14:46,920
Speaker 3: Av he did buy a crazy piece of flame.

1695
01:14:47,439 --> 01:14:49,519
Speaker 1: Crazy. Yes, He's like, I got a good place up

1696
01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:52,760
Speaker 1: on a mountain and I was like, and so, yeah,

1697
01:14:52,760 --> 01:14:55,720
Speaker 1: we're looking at everything today. But I love him to death. Man.

1698
01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:58,120
Speaker 1: I love I love watching people succeed. It's funny shit

1699
01:14:58,160 --> 01:15:01,240
Speaker 1: to watch people succeed. It's fun and like, uh, like

1700
01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:03,920
Speaker 1: I Shane's the easiest one for me to put because

1701
01:15:03,920 --> 01:15:06,160
Speaker 1: we all were there for it, right, we all watched it.

1702
01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:07,800
Speaker 3: But uh, I.

1703
01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:11,680
Speaker 1: Remember being at One of my favorite things in the

1704
01:15:11,680 --> 01:15:13,880
Speaker 1: world to do is bully Shane. I love bullying Shane.

1705
01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:17,680
Speaker 1: I love texting him as saying him, man, you want

1706
01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:19,320
Speaker 1: to meet up for a drink this morning? And he

1707
01:15:19,439 --> 01:15:21,479
Speaker 1: goes no, and then I always right back. This is

1708
01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:26,320
Speaker 1: my favorite part, the unrelenting until I get him to break,

1709
01:15:26,479 --> 01:15:29,519
Speaker 1: his spirit to break. It's so fucking fun. Yeah, it's

1710
01:15:29,680 --> 01:15:33,519
Speaker 1: so fun to watch him crumble. Oh. So I text

1711
01:15:33,600 --> 01:15:35,639
Speaker 1: him one time and I go, yo, I'm at Rogan's

1712
01:15:35,640 --> 01:15:38,680
Speaker 1: Club at noon partying. You meet me there and he's

1713
01:15:38,760 --> 01:15:40,680
Speaker 1: like no. I was like, cool, do you want me

1714
01:15:40,680 --> 01:15:41,800
Speaker 1: to send a car to get to you. He's like

1715
01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:43,840
Speaker 1: I'm not going. I go, hy man, I'm just I

1716
01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:45,120
Speaker 1: want to get make sure I have the right drink

1717
01:15:45,160 --> 01:15:46,760
Speaker 1: for you, like you still drink a bud Light And

1718
01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:50,240
Speaker 1: he's like, bert, I'm not coming, and I go, oh, Leanne,

1719
01:15:50,240 --> 01:15:52,240
Speaker 1: can't wait to see you. I'm so excited you're coming.

1720
01:15:52,280 --> 01:15:53,720
Speaker 1: And then he's like fuck I'm on my way.

1721
01:15:54,160 --> 01:15:56,920
Speaker 3: So so he he eventually breaks.

1722
01:15:57,120 --> 01:15:59,519
Speaker 1: He comes over and it's like things are happening for Shane,

1723
01:15:59,520 --> 01:16:01,160
Speaker 1: but you know, it's like we know it. But he

1724
01:16:01,240 --> 01:16:03,040
Speaker 1: comes and he goes, hey, man, can I I tell

1725
01:16:03,040 --> 01:16:04,640
Speaker 1: you a secret? And I was like yeah. So we

1726
01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:07,600
Speaker 1: go away from everyone, go back to a bar and

1727
01:16:07,720 --> 01:16:10,519
Speaker 1: he's like, uh, he just got offered SNL and I

1728
01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:15,200
Speaker 1: was like, dude, that moment for me, like I love

1729
01:16:15,680 --> 01:16:18,679
Speaker 1: that shit. I started crying and he was like, stop

1730
01:16:18,720 --> 01:16:20,880
Speaker 1: fucking crying, bitch. Yeah, and he was like and he

1731
01:16:20,960 --> 01:16:24,360
Speaker 1: got excited. But like watching your boys blow up, it's

1732
01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:28,519
Speaker 1: fucking awesome. I just texted I just texted him. Matt McCusker.

1733
01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:34,439
Speaker 1: Matt McCusker did uh uh uh two nights in Boston

1734
01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:37,520
Speaker 1: at the Wilbur. I texted him. I was like, dude, congratulations,

1735
01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:40,519
Speaker 1: this is fucking awesome. That is fun. More people should

1736
01:16:40,640 --> 01:16:43,800
Speaker 1: enjoy watching people succeed because it's fun as fuck. And

1737
01:16:43,920 --> 01:16:46,360
Speaker 1: it's he did two nights at fucking the Wilbur. You

1738
01:16:46,439 --> 01:16:46,960
Speaker 1: know how hard that.

1739
01:16:47,840 --> 01:16:50,920
Speaker 4: I love how you promos your promos where he's at,

1740
01:16:50,960 --> 01:16:53,160
Speaker 4: like on Instagram, like you like play the piano.

1741
01:16:53,160 --> 01:16:55,360
Speaker 1: He's I saw a video, the one video that sticks

1742
01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:57,559
Speaker 1: with me. He was holding his child reading a book.

1743
01:16:59,320 --> 01:17:01,519
Speaker 1: I was like, you're reading a book. Words are that

1744
01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:03,360
Speaker 1: interesting to you that you could like he was like

1745
01:17:03,439 --> 01:17:06,719
Speaker 1: holding his child reading like I was like, what the fuck,

1746
01:17:08,720 --> 01:17:11,200
Speaker 1: I've never read a book, Like, yeah, look he's.

1747
01:17:11,040 --> 01:17:11,840
Speaker 3: Reading a book.

1748
01:17:13,439 --> 01:17:18,800
Speaker 1: He's in it too, he's focused, he's reading. That's like that.

1749
01:17:19,160 --> 01:17:21,920
Speaker 1: I've never not in a million years I ever read

1750
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:24,040
Speaker 1: like that where I was like taking care of my

1751
01:17:24,120 --> 01:17:25,080
Speaker 1: child and reading.

1752
01:17:25,720 --> 01:17:27,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean just reading in general. Sitting down and

1753
01:17:27,920 --> 01:17:29,200
Speaker 3: being like I'll make the decision to read is a

1754
01:17:29,280 --> 01:17:31,680
Speaker 3: very difficult they something we should all do, but a

1755
01:17:31,880 --> 01:17:33,600
Speaker 3: very difficult thing to just go and do it and

1756
01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:34,639
Speaker 3: put a child on your laps.

1757
01:17:34,680 --> 01:17:37,120
Speaker 1: It's a wholely different. He's awesome, man, But yeah, like

1758
01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:41,639
Speaker 1: watching your friends pop like Adam ray Man, I've I've

1759
01:17:41,800 --> 01:17:43,240
Speaker 1: hit up at him and we were in bro. He

1760
01:17:43,360 --> 01:17:46,320
Speaker 1: was so fun on the pods. He's amazed. But the

1761
01:17:46,439 --> 01:17:49,759
Speaker 1: thing is, it's like almost like you get it's almost

1762
01:17:49,840 --> 01:17:52,760
Speaker 1: like you're proven. You get proven, right because you get

1763
01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:55,800
Speaker 1: behind these guys like Adam ray I hit him up.

1764
01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:57,360
Speaker 1: I was like, Yo, you're from Scattle. I'm doing the

1765
01:17:57,880 --> 01:17:59,840
Speaker 1: arena scattle. Would you like to come and do it

1766
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:01,920
Speaker 1: and bring your family out or whatever? And he's like, dude,

1767
01:18:02,240 --> 01:18:04,040
Speaker 1: that would be I was like cool, And then I

1768
01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:06,000
Speaker 1: get excited. I go, I'm gonna make it about Adam

1769
01:18:06,080 --> 01:18:08,720
Speaker 1: this weekend. So I got us out to go meet

1770
01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:11,360
Speaker 1: coach Carrol and go hang out with the Seahawks and.

1771
01:18:11,640 --> 01:18:12,320
Speaker 4: He's talking about that.

1772
01:18:12,479 --> 01:18:14,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he was like this fucking I did it

1773
01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:16,519
Speaker 1: for Shane. When we went and did the first fully

1774
01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:19,760
Speaker 1: Loaded he I said, first, our first show, was it

1775
01:18:20,439 --> 01:18:22,559
Speaker 1: Notre Dame? And I said, I got we We're gonna

1776
01:18:22,560 --> 01:18:24,280
Speaker 1: go into the practice field, we're gonna go see the stadium,

1777
01:18:24,280 --> 01:18:27,400
Speaker 1: we're gonna do everything. I love doing that. I fucking

1778
01:18:27,600 --> 01:18:31,960
Speaker 1: love that more than anything. But Adam is fucking hysterical,

1779
01:18:32,080 --> 01:18:35,120
Speaker 1: and he's smart, and he's funny and he's quick, and

1780
01:18:35,240 --> 01:18:38,519
Speaker 1: he's really just a brilliant comic. So then to watch

1781
01:18:38,600 --> 01:18:40,639
Speaker 1: him blow up in a weird way, it's like, yeah,

1782
01:18:40,680 --> 01:18:43,080
Speaker 1: I knew it. I knew it. I fucking knew it.

1783
01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:45,600
Speaker 1: Like I said, dude, I said it to stop you.

1784
01:18:45,600 --> 01:18:47,880
Speaker 1: The other day, I go, if anything, I'm good at

1785
01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:51,120
Speaker 1: two things, introducing people and picking out talent, Like I

1786
01:18:51,200 --> 01:18:52,920
Speaker 1: am really good at picking out talent, Like I can

1787
01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:54,120
Speaker 1: tell you who the meaning of the next guy is

1788
01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:57,479
Speaker 1: gonna be always, always, I think who's the next guy?

1789
01:18:58,760 --> 01:19:05,479
Speaker 1: He's gonna be me again, dude.

1790
01:19:05,600 --> 01:19:07,080
Speaker 3: Dobby is fucking hilarious.

1791
01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:08,880
Speaker 1: He's in a new movie called Let's Start a Cult

1792
01:19:08,960 --> 01:19:15,360
Speaker 1: and it is fucking hysterical. It is fucking hysterical. Is

1793
01:19:15,439 --> 01:19:18,960
Speaker 1: that out now? It's out in theaters October twenty fifth, Okay,

1794
01:19:19,120 --> 01:19:23,280
Speaker 1: and I'm and we went to the screening and we

1795
01:19:23,400 --> 01:19:26,880
Speaker 1: were crying. It is all Stobby. He carries the whole

1796
01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:29,960
Speaker 1: fucking movie. The other people in it are just as

1797
01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:32,800
Speaker 1: fucking funny, but it is if you like Stobby's sense

1798
01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:35,800
Speaker 1: of humor. He wrote the movie. Within the first fucking

1799
01:19:36,280 --> 01:19:38,479
Speaker 1: minute of the movie, someone's playing with his nuts. I mean,

1800
01:19:38,479 --> 01:19:39,960
Speaker 1: it's fucking hysterical, dude.

1801
01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:41,880
Speaker 3: That is crazy to me. The level of talent that

1802
01:19:41,960 --> 01:19:44,679
Speaker 3: people have of just writing and being able to see

1803
01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:46,960
Speaker 3: their vision and just put it, whether it's in a

1804
01:19:47,040 --> 01:19:49,120
Speaker 3: movie or on a stage or anything like that. That

1805
01:19:49,320 --> 01:19:54,679
Speaker 3: shit is incredible. How much obviously you're the whole machine movie,

1806
01:19:54,760 --> 01:19:58,200
Speaker 3: you play yourself, but like, like, did you write that

1807
01:19:58,280 --> 01:20:00,439
Speaker 3: script because you obviously wrote the og one when you

1808
01:20:00,840 --> 01:20:03,439
Speaker 3: actually robbed a train station or a train.

1809
01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:07,000
Speaker 1: I was a juvenile. You remember Juvenile the rapper. Yeah, yeah,

1810
01:20:07,120 --> 01:20:09,320
Speaker 1: I was a juvenile. Manny Fresh the other day and

1811
01:20:09,439 --> 01:20:12,400
Speaker 1: I was telling him about the Russian mafia, and Juv's like,

1812
01:20:12,439 --> 01:20:14,360
Speaker 1: I got to hear this story. I was like, buddy,

1813
01:20:14,439 --> 01:20:17,560
Speaker 1: no one wants to hear it, but you you're the

1814
01:20:17,640 --> 01:20:18,080
Speaker 1: only one.

1815
01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:19,240
Speaker 5: No.

1816
01:20:19,400 --> 01:20:22,760
Speaker 1: I was very I was very hands on in the

1817
01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:27,400
Speaker 1: in in write writing the script. I would take I

1818
01:20:27,479 --> 01:20:29,560
Speaker 1: mean the very first day of writing, I rewrote the

1819
01:20:29,720 --> 01:20:32,560
Speaker 1: entire opening scene, and so I rewrote a lot of it.

1820
01:20:33,920 --> 01:20:35,439
Speaker 1: I was very hands on. It's it's also it's a

1821
01:20:35,479 --> 01:20:37,760
Speaker 1: little tricky because when we got in there, I didn't

1822
01:20:37,760 --> 01:20:39,479
Speaker 1: really have to memorize anything. So I was also so

1823
01:20:39,640 --> 01:20:42,200
Speaker 1: a part of writing it. And then uh but I

1824
01:20:42,200 --> 01:20:44,479
Speaker 1: would rewrite scenes and then bring them in and then

1825
01:20:44,680 --> 01:20:48,040
Speaker 1: Mark Hamill would lose his fucking mind because you know,

1826
01:20:48,160 --> 01:20:49,760
Speaker 1: it's not supposed to just rewrite a scene and then

1827
01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:50,960
Speaker 1: bring it in that day and go all right, guys,

1828
01:20:51,040 --> 01:20:54,040
Speaker 1: new sides, everyone, let's all get up to speed. He

1829
01:20:54,160 --> 01:20:55,439
Speaker 1: was like, he was like, I was up all night

1830
01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:58,720
Speaker 1: learning this fucking scene for our job today. He goes

1831
01:20:58,760 --> 01:20:59,639
Speaker 1: you can't rewrite shit.

1832
01:20:59,880 --> 01:21:01,960
Speaker 3: Was like, oh, sorryes happening anyway.

1833
01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:04,479
Speaker 1: What was it like working with Jimmy Tatro? I fucking

1834
01:21:04,560 --> 01:21:05,160
Speaker 1: love that dude.

1835
01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:05,720
Speaker 3: He's the man.

1836
01:21:06,720 --> 01:21:09,639
Speaker 1: Fucking love him. He makes me laugh so like, there's

1837
01:21:09,640 --> 01:21:13,880
Speaker 1: a couple of people in this world that see me

1838
01:21:13,960 --> 01:21:16,320
Speaker 1: the way my sisters see me, like I'm ridiculous. I

1839
01:21:16,400 --> 01:21:23,400
Speaker 1: am ridiculous, but certain people just I don't know. Jimmy

1840
01:21:23,439 --> 01:21:26,280
Speaker 1: Tatro and Nate Bargotzi are two people who see me

1841
01:21:26,360 --> 01:21:29,560
Speaker 1: the way my sisters see me. And Jimmy is he

1842
01:21:29,680 --> 01:21:32,160
Speaker 1: made me laugh so fucking much. He's just I'm just

1843
01:21:32,280 --> 01:21:36,680
Speaker 1: a ridiculous person. And he told me a secret. He goes, hey,

1844
01:21:36,720 --> 01:21:38,280
Speaker 1: can I tell you a secret? And I was like, yeah,

1845
01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:41,000
Speaker 1: I'm not going with secrets. He goes, well, I gotta

1846
01:21:41,040 --> 01:21:43,240
Speaker 1: tell you this. He tells me a secret, and then

1847
01:21:43,280 --> 01:21:45,640
Speaker 1: I picked up my phone and I called someone and

1848
01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:48,559
Speaker 1: told them his secret in front of him, and he goes,

1849
01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:51,240
Speaker 1: what are you doing? I said what? He goes, I

1850
01:21:51,439 --> 01:21:52,880
Speaker 1: just told you not to tell anyone. And I was like, no,

1851
01:21:52,960 --> 01:21:55,320
Speaker 1: I know, but I'm telling cale and he goes, no,

1852
01:21:55,439 --> 01:21:57,600
Speaker 1: that was the whole idea of me telling you. But

1853
01:21:57,800 --> 01:22:02,320
Speaker 1: like and I just he he he made that guy.

1854
01:22:02,680 --> 01:22:04,920
Speaker 1: He gets me. Him and Nate Pargotti for whatever reason,

1855
01:22:05,360 --> 01:22:07,320
Speaker 1: if they ever meet each other, they will get along

1856
01:22:07,439 --> 01:22:09,920
Speaker 1: so well. But yeah, Jimmy, I fucking love him like

1857
01:22:09,920 --> 01:22:14,560
Speaker 1: a brother. Nate crushed it on SNL. Dude murdered, crushed

1858
01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:18,200
Speaker 1: it on SNL. Nate's man. Nate's funny in a way

1859
01:22:18,320 --> 01:22:22,960
Speaker 1: that like, I don't know, it's so effortless. It's like

1860
01:22:23,160 --> 01:22:27,000
Speaker 1: he I think Nate's one of the funniest human beings alive.

1861
01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:30,599
Speaker 3: He is fucking funny man. That George Washington is get

1862
01:22:30,720 --> 01:22:33,520
Speaker 3: was so hilarious. Hilarious.

1863
01:22:34,240 --> 01:22:37,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, his tone, his timing, he is, He's really funny.

1864
01:22:37,560 --> 01:22:39,560
Speaker 1: I was at the Ryman last night and me and

1865
01:22:39,680 --> 01:22:42,360
Speaker 1: Nate and Ari Safir were at the Ryman probably ten

1866
01:22:42,479 --> 01:22:45,720
Speaker 1: years ago. We were watching Angela Johnson perform. None of

1867
01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:49,880
Speaker 1: us were selling any tickets anywhere, and Nate was like,

1868
01:22:50,200 --> 01:22:51,960
Speaker 1: one day that'll be us, and I was like, no

1869
01:22:52,240 --> 01:22:54,479
Speaker 1: fucking way, and he was like no what, We'll all

1870
01:22:54,560 --> 01:22:56,600
Speaker 1: get here and Nate's like, I'll get here and I

1871
01:22:56,720 --> 01:22:58,880
Speaker 1: was like, I'll never get here. And I remember saying

1872
01:22:58,920 --> 01:23:01,240
Speaker 1: out loud, I was like, cause Angela Johnson has the

1873
01:23:01,320 --> 01:23:04,000
Speaker 1: nail saloon. I said, give me one nail salon bit,

1874
01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:05,439
Speaker 1: I'll tell it for the rest of my fucking life

1875
01:23:05,560 --> 01:23:07,320
Speaker 1: to get me on that stage. And then that was

1876
01:23:07,360 --> 01:23:10,280
Speaker 1: the Machine. Yeah. Yeah.

1877
01:23:10,439 --> 01:23:13,519
Speaker 3: Were you surprised at how much the fans loved your

1878
01:23:13,680 --> 01:23:15,719
Speaker 3: movie or did you know it was going to be awesome?

1879
01:23:15,880 --> 01:23:20,120
Speaker 1: No, I thought, I'll tell you no. I knew it

1880
01:23:20,160 --> 01:23:21,600
Speaker 1: was a good movie. I knew it wasn't going to

1881
01:23:21,640 --> 01:23:24,040
Speaker 1: be people expected. I knew it was an action movie

1882
01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:26,080
Speaker 1: and it was like fun, it was fast paced. I

1883
01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:28,600
Speaker 1: knew all that. I knew people would like it. I

1884
01:23:29,800 --> 01:23:31,280
Speaker 1: didn't know it was going to do as well as

1885
01:23:31,280 --> 01:23:33,560
Speaker 1: it did on Netflix. What I was not prepared for

1886
01:23:34,520 --> 01:23:38,479
Speaker 1: was any sort of negative stuff. I just was critics partly,

1887
01:23:38,560 --> 01:23:40,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they hated it, and I.

1888
01:23:42,800 --> 01:23:45,000
Speaker 3: Car down and be like, hey, there might be a

1889
01:23:45,040 --> 01:23:47,160
Speaker 3: situation where people don't like the movie. They're gonna say

1890
01:23:47,200 --> 01:23:47,720
Speaker 3: negative things.

1891
01:23:47,760 --> 01:23:51,240
Speaker 1: I was so blindsided by that. I was souch. I

1892
01:23:51,320 --> 01:23:53,000
Speaker 1: was like I was like, I was like, well, yeah,

1893
01:23:53,080 --> 01:23:55,040
Speaker 1: I made a movie. I'm not supposed to make movies.

1894
01:23:55,160 --> 01:23:57,920
Speaker 1: Just like, what wouldn't you like about it? And they're

1895
01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:01,240
Speaker 1: like it bombed in the box office, And I was like, well, yeah,

1896
01:24:01,280 --> 01:24:05,920
Speaker 1: everything's bombing. Like I literally I was so oblivious that

1897
01:24:06,080 --> 01:24:08,200
Speaker 1: Tommy just said to me, He's like, how how are

1898
01:24:08,200 --> 01:24:10,120
Speaker 1: you doing with the release of the movie.

1899
01:24:10,160 --> 01:24:10,719
Speaker 3: I was like great.

1900
01:24:11,240 --> 01:24:13,600
Speaker 1: He was like really, I was like fucking amazing. He

1901
01:24:13,680 --> 01:24:16,920
Speaker 1: was like, he's like, check out this reddit page, Tommy.

1902
01:24:18,760 --> 01:24:18,800
Speaker 3: This.

1903
01:24:19,160 --> 01:24:20,479
Speaker 1: I was like, why would they say that? And he

1904
01:24:20,600 --> 01:24:22,960
Speaker 1: was like, you put on a movie, man, people aren't

1905
01:24:22,960 --> 01:24:25,320
Speaker 1: gonna like it. And I was like, hold on wait,

1906
01:24:25,400 --> 01:24:27,719
Speaker 1: because you know, no one ever says it about your specials,

1907
01:24:27,760 --> 01:24:31,040
Speaker 1: like your specials just either just do well. I remember, dude,

1908
01:24:31,080 --> 01:24:34,080
Speaker 1: this is how oblivious I am to things. I remember

1909
01:24:34,360 --> 01:24:35,639
Speaker 1: I will say his name, but there was a comic

1910
01:24:35,640 --> 01:24:37,320
Speaker 1: I'll say his name, just haded it out. He put out,

1911
01:24:38,520 --> 01:24:42,439
Speaker 1: don't pull up the rotten tomatoes, now give me another

1912
01:24:42,720 --> 01:24:47,680
Speaker 1: twist the thing? So uh the he he had put

1913
01:24:47,720 --> 01:24:50,200
Speaker 1: out a trailer for a special and it was getting

1914
01:24:50,400 --> 01:24:53,479
Speaker 1: slammed in the comments, and I remember going, I remember

1915
01:24:53,680 --> 01:24:55,599
Speaker 1: I was traumatized by it. I was like, who, wha, wha,

1916
01:24:55,640 --> 01:24:58,439
Speaker 1: who this can happen. I was like, what do you mean?

1917
01:24:58,479 --> 01:25:01,880
Speaker 1: Why would people not like your stand up? Like, just

1918
01:25:01,960 --> 01:25:04,720
Speaker 1: don't watch it, it's not for you. I was so

1919
01:25:04,920 --> 01:25:08,160
Speaker 1: caught off guard because like negativity wasn't like I just

1920
01:25:08,280 --> 01:25:10,720
Speaker 1: you never saw negativity, Like you just didn't. It's like

1921
01:25:11,040 --> 01:25:13,120
Speaker 1: you did a podcast and like, yeah, you got back

1922
01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:15,200
Speaker 1: last year you said something bad, but like everyone was

1923
01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:17,439
Speaker 1: always on your side. When that movie came out, man,

1924
01:25:17,760 --> 01:25:20,559
Speaker 1: people fucking there were people that hated me, and I.

1925
01:25:20,640 --> 01:25:23,000
Speaker 3: Was like, what, how are they gonna hate you for it?

1926
01:25:23,040 --> 01:25:26,280
Speaker 1: Though? Hating you? I don't know. I think I think

1927
01:25:26,920 --> 01:25:29,439
Speaker 1: a lot. I think what were they hating about it?

1928
01:25:30,720 --> 01:25:33,720
Speaker 1: Just me? I think I don't know. I think the

1929
01:25:33,800 --> 01:25:37,240
Speaker 1: fact that I was like, I think that I probably

1930
01:25:37,320 --> 01:25:42,320
Speaker 1: the promotion of it. Uh, I don't know. I was

1931
01:25:42,400 --> 01:25:45,040
Speaker 1: so oblivious. I had such blinders on and that whole

1932
01:25:45,080 --> 01:25:47,639
Speaker 1: period of my life that I was just moving as

1933
01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:51,040
Speaker 1: fast as I could forward in everything, Like in this time,

1934
01:25:51,080 --> 01:25:53,200
Speaker 1: I had a special come out. I had this come out.

1935
01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:55,720
Speaker 1: I had a European tour, I had an Australian tour,

1936
01:25:56,280 --> 01:25:59,760
Speaker 1: I had oh, I had so much going on that

1937
01:25:59,880 --> 01:26:02,360
Speaker 1: I I just was like, I don't know. Everything was

1938
01:26:02,400 --> 01:26:03,720
Speaker 1: in front of me. It's like driving in New York.

1939
01:26:03,760 --> 01:26:05,120
Speaker 1: I just looked in front of me. I never looked

1940
01:26:05,120 --> 01:26:07,920
Speaker 1: behind me. And then when this came out and Razzle

1941
01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:10,439
Speaker 1: Dazzle did well. I had an arena tour, like I

1942
01:26:10,520 --> 01:26:13,040
Speaker 1: had all this shit going on. That was the first time.

1943
01:26:13,080 --> 01:26:14,439
Speaker 1: I mean I was oblivious to it too.

1944
01:26:14,439 --> 01:26:14,560
Speaker 3: I was.

1945
01:26:14,640 --> 01:26:18,040
Speaker 1: I remember having breakfast with Christy Mack and her boyfriend

1946
01:26:18,760 --> 01:26:23,679
Speaker 1: in Beverly Hills in a beautiful hotel, getting drunk that morning,

1947
01:26:24,240 --> 01:26:26,960
Speaker 1: being smoking a cigar in my car, being like fucking

1948
01:26:27,120 --> 01:26:30,799
Speaker 1: the world's my oyster. And then I saw Tommy and Austin.

1949
01:26:30,840 --> 01:26:32,240
Speaker 1: I was still on cloud nine and he was like,

1950
01:26:32,640 --> 01:26:34,400
Speaker 1: he's like, how you doing. I said great. He's like,

1951
01:26:34,439 --> 01:26:36,960
Speaker 1: how's the movie. I said, fud awesome, It's great. He

1952
01:26:37,080 --> 01:26:39,479
Speaker 1: was like you sure. I was like what. He's like,

1953
01:26:40,240 --> 01:26:42,120
Speaker 1: some people don't like it, and I was like what who.

1954
01:26:42,720 --> 01:26:44,920
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know people, and I was

1955
01:26:44,960 --> 01:26:46,160
Speaker 1: like what do you mean. He's like I don't know,

1956
01:26:46,680 --> 01:26:49,360
Speaker 1: Like take a look at this, and I was like,

1957
01:26:49,400 --> 01:26:50,840
Speaker 1: what the fuck, tom Why would you show that to me?

1958
01:26:50,920 --> 01:26:52,320
Speaker 1: And I was like I don't know. You should know?

1959
01:26:52,439 --> 01:26:55,080
Speaker 1: And I was like no, I was better being not knowing. Yeah,

1960
01:26:56,040 --> 01:26:57,560
Speaker 1: But then it came out on Netflix and it was

1961
01:26:57,640 --> 01:26:59,920
Speaker 1: like trended. It was number one movie for like a

1962
01:27:00,120 --> 01:27:02,679
Speaker 1: month and people love it. And I've never had anyone.

1963
01:27:02,840 --> 01:27:04,839
Speaker 1: That's the weird thing is like people say stuff online,

1964
01:27:04,880 --> 01:27:08,040
Speaker 1: but like in person, people just give you love. Like

1965
01:27:08,800 --> 01:27:11,680
Speaker 1: I really am not online at all these days. Like

1966
01:27:11,680 --> 01:27:13,479
Speaker 1: I don't read any comments. I don't read anything. You

1967
01:27:13,600 --> 01:27:16,080
Speaker 1: just interact with people. I'm never I I take pictures

1968
01:27:16,120 --> 01:27:18,040
Speaker 1: everywhere I go. I was at the rhyming last night.

1969
01:27:18,080 --> 01:27:20,559
Speaker 1: I took pictures all the way up until the show started.

1970
01:27:21,439 --> 01:27:23,560
Speaker 1: All anyone did was give me love. In Nashville, I

1971
01:27:23,600 --> 01:27:25,680
Speaker 1: get love. So I just I kind of go by that.

1972
01:27:26,040 --> 01:27:26,240
Speaker 3: You know.

1973
01:27:26,720 --> 01:27:30,040
Speaker 1: It's like it's like COVID, do youmever? It's like the

1974
01:27:30,120 --> 01:27:33,479
Speaker 1: internet's the swab. It's uncomfortable, it goes up your nose,

1975
01:27:33,520 --> 01:27:35,840
Speaker 1: it hurts, and yeah, it goes You have COVID or

1976
01:27:36,040 --> 01:27:37,280
Speaker 1: you could not take the test and just go I

1977
01:27:37,320 --> 01:27:38,120
Speaker 1: don't believe in COVID.

1978
01:27:39,120 --> 01:27:41,200
Speaker 3: Yeah that's nice. That's a nice one.

1979
01:27:41,320 --> 01:27:45,000
Speaker 1: Hey, you don't read comments, I don't. I don't comments.

1980
01:27:45,560 --> 01:27:46,920
Speaker 1: I don't read any fucking comments.

1981
01:27:47,600 --> 01:27:51,360
Speaker 4: Comments every now and then you want to get a policy.

1982
01:27:51,400 --> 01:27:53,920
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm never on I am off comments.

1983
01:27:54,120 --> 01:27:55,200
Speaker 1: I am off comments.

1984
01:27:55,240 --> 01:27:56,200
Speaker 3: Are you off social media?

1985
01:27:56,360 --> 01:27:56,800
Speaker 1: Like do you know?

1986
01:27:56,800 --> 01:27:58,760
Speaker 3: Are you running your social media or somebody else running

1987
01:27:58,760 --> 01:27:59,240
Speaker 3: your social media.

1988
01:27:59,320 --> 01:28:01,200
Speaker 1: This is how, this is how then we do to

1989
01:28:01,240 --> 01:28:02,519
Speaker 1: get on a post. You might like check it all

1990
01:28:02,560 --> 01:28:04,360
Speaker 1: the way. No, no, no, I look at likes. I

1991
01:28:04,400 --> 01:28:06,360
Speaker 1: look at likes, and I look at number of comments.

1992
01:28:06,840 --> 01:28:12,760
Speaker 1: So like, I'll go like, I'll go into Instagram. Let's see,

1993
01:28:12,840 --> 01:28:15,200
Speaker 1: I'll share exactly what I do. So I go onto Instagram,

1994
01:28:15,400 --> 01:28:19,680
Speaker 1: I go to oh, I go to my page right,

1995
01:28:20,680 --> 01:28:22,760
Speaker 1: and then I'll look at like, this is a thing

1996
01:28:22,800 --> 01:28:24,760
Speaker 1: with Judd. So we just had Judd on or I

1997
01:28:24,840 --> 01:28:31,720
Speaker 1: had Judd on for two Bears, ten thousand views, two

1998
01:28:31,800 --> 01:28:36,960
Speaker 1: hundred and forty six thousand views, three likes, whatever, And

1999
01:28:37,080 --> 01:28:39,400
Speaker 1: I go with, that's odd. A lot of people watching,

2000
01:28:39,400 --> 01:28:40,600
Speaker 1: and I look at a lot of people liking it.

2001
01:28:40,920 --> 01:28:43,800
Speaker 1: It's because Jud's a little described, It's because it's Judd.

2002
01:28:43,840 --> 01:28:47,720
Speaker 1: And you know, podcast podcast fans are like anyone who

2003
01:28:47,760 --> 01:28:50,600
Speaker 1: ever stood up for wokeness, they just hate them. And

2004
01:28:50,760 --> 01:28:53,960
Speaker 1: so Judge a little bit of a volatile character online.

2005
01:28:54,160 --> 01:28:56,879
Speaker 1: Get Jimmy Kimmel on the fucking hated Jimmy and Jimmy's

2006
01:28:56,880 --> 01:29:01,760
Speaker 1: sweet guy. Really yeah, it's dude. You can predict what

2007
01:29:01,920 --> 01:29:04,240
Speaker 1: the internet is gonna like. You can just go like,

2008
01:29:04,479 --> 01:29:06,639
Speaker 1: I was shocked that you guys thought you'd get any

2009
01:29:06,680 --> 01:29:09,200
Speaker 1: pushback about having Trump on. Like when I heard you

2010
01:29:09,200 --> 01:29:11,160
Speaker 1: guys talk about like some people are gonna like you,

2011
01:29:11,240 --> 01:29:13,160
Speaker 1: I was like, who the Internet loves Trump?

2012
01:29:13,640 --> 01:29:16,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, but there was still I mean there was text

2013
01:29:16,080 --> 01:29:16,680
Speaker 3: messages too.

2014
01:29:16,880 --> 01:29:20,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got grown up grown ups probably didn't like

2015
01:29:20,120 --> 01:29:23,120
Speaker 1: you like you gotta you got phone calls from people's parents.

2016
01:29:23,360 --> 01:29:28,080
Speaker 1: But like the Internet, the Internet, THEO had Trump on

2017
01:29:28,160 --> 01:29:31,400
Speaker 1: in the Internet got erect immediately, and you're like.

2018
01:29:31,560 --> 01:29:35,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you But like twenty twenty, the Internet hated Trump.

2019
01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:39,120
Speaker 3: But but then Elon Musk buys Twitter, and now it

2020
01:29:39,200 --> 01:29:42,000
Speaker 3: seems like everywhere you go people are loving Trump. Like

2021
01:29:42,120 --> 01:29:44,920
Speaker 3: why do you think that's a massive difference maker? Is

2022
01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:46,679
Speaker 3: Elon or somebody else owning Twitter?

2023
01:29:47,240 --> 01:29:49,600
Speaker 1: I think? I mean, I haven't been on Twitter. I

2024
01:29:49,640 --> 01:29:51,640
Speaker 1: haven't been on Twitter since it can't turn into X

2025
01:29:52,400 --> 01:29:56,360
Speaker 1: really no, I just hate you. It was it was

2026
01:29:56,479 --> 01:30:01,080
Speaker 1: such a negative place that it's like or X is

2027
01:30:01,120 --> 01:30:04,760
Speaker 1: where probably the most negativity is Yeah, I can't. I don't.

2028
01:30:05,160 --> 01:30:06,760
Speaker 1: I don't want that in my life, Like I don't

2029
01:30:06,840 --> 01:30:09,519
Speaker 1: want you to be able to affect my day, meaning

2030
01:30:10,000 --> 01:30:12,479
Speaker 1: if you're listening and you're like, God damn, I fucking

2031
01:30:12,520 --> 01:30:17,040
Speaker 1: hate Burt. I'm cool with that. I get that that's

2032
01:30:17,080 --> 01:30:20,439
Speaker 1: part of the job. However, I don't need you getting

2033
01:30:20,520 --> 01:30:23,080
Speaker 1: into my day, fucking my day up. Like I want

2034
01:30:23,120 --> 01:30:25,040
Speaker 1: to be able to walk to the office, have a

2035
01:30:25,160 --> 01:30:28,280
Speaker 1: great fucking day, have a cocktail and smile, and your

2036
01:30:28,320 --> 01:30:30,680
Speaker 1: opinion of me as value as it may be, I

2037
01:30:30,760 --> 01:30:33,160
Speaker 1: don't need to know it. I don't need to know it. Also,

2038
01:30:33,240 --> 01:30:35,759
Speaker 1: if you love me, I can't allow that to affect

2039
01:30:35,840 --> 01:30:37,800
Speaker 1: me either. I've got to make sure that my day

2040
01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:40,800
Speaker 1: is controlled within my parameters and I can have a

2041
01:30:40,840 --> 01:30:44,880
Speaker 1: beautiful day with no exterior I don't you know, so, Like,

2042
01:30:44,960 --> 01:30:46,840
Speaker 1: that's why I don't fuck around with comments. That's why

2043
01:30:46,880 --> 01:30:47,840
Speaker 1: I don't fuck around online.

2044
01:30:47,960 --> 01:30:49,160
Speaker 3: Have you always had that conclusion?

2045
01:30:49,920 --> 01:30:50,120
Speaker 1: Yeah?

2046
01:30:50,520 --> 01:30:52,439
Speaker 3: What what was the thing that was like, all right,

2047
01:30:52,479 --> 01:30:54,640
Speaker 3: I gotta I can realize that this is affecting me

2048
01:30:55,080 --> 01:30:56,240
Speaker 3: way more than it should.

2049
01:30:55,960 --> 01:31:00,760
Speaker 1: Good or bad. Oh, the there was I mean, there

2050
01:31:00,840 --> 01:31:02,800
Speaker 1: was a period I think probably right when the movie

2051
01:31:02,840 --> 01:31:07,679
Speaker 1: came out, that I was I would I would read Tom. Yeah,

2052
01:31:08,640 --> 01:31:12,280
Speaker 1: Tom lives, Tom reads comments, Shane reads comments, Mark Norman

2053
01:31:12,320 --> 01:31:14,840
Speaker 1: reads comments. They all read everyone that there are people

2054
01:31:14,880 --> 01:31:17,400
Speaker 1: that read their own Reddit pages of themselves. Oh my god.

2055
01:31:17,640 --> 01:31:20,160
Speaker 1: I just was like, I was like, dude, there's a kid.

2056
01:31:20,439 --> 01:31:23,920
Speaker 1: I remember telling someone this. There's a kid who doesn't

2057
01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:26,960
Speaker 1: have a great life. He's fucking miserable. He works at

2058
01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:30,400
Speaker 1: fucking Walmart and he maybe stocks stuff in the back.

2059
01:31:30,520 --> 01:31:33,840
Speaker 1: His dad left his mom and him a long time ago.

2060
01:31:33,920 --> 01:31:36,080
Speaker 1: He lives in an apartment in Nashville. I don't know

2061
01:31:36,200 --> 01:31:38,000
Speaker 1: this kid, but this is a kid. It's got to be.

2062
01:31:38,040 --> 01:31:40,439
Speaker 1: He's losing his air. He's skinny, he's never really had

2063
01:31:40,479 --> 01:31:43,559
Speaker 1: any muscle structure. Women have never really taken to him.

2064
01:31:43,600 --> 01:31:45,559
Speaker 1: He doesn't have a lot of friends. What he does

2065
01:31:45,680 --> 01:31:48,960
Speaker 1: have his podcasting, and god damn it, he hates Burt Kreischer. Well,

2066
01:31:50,360 --> 01:31:54,240
Speaker 1: I don't. In real life, I don't care about this person. However,

2067
01:31:54,320 --> 01:31:56,280
Speaker 1: if this person leaves a negative comment and I read it,

2068
01:31:56,600 --> 01:31:58,960
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, this person owns my fucking day,

2069
01:31:59,479 --> 01:32:02,120
Speaker 1: and I was like, that's impossible. I can't allow that

2070
01:32:02,240 --> 01:32:04,400
Speaker 1: to be a real thing. I can't allow this kid

2071
01:32:04,560 --> 01:32:08,080
Speaker 1: who works at Walmart shelving stuffs. His employees don't respect him.

2072
01:32:08,120 --> 01:32:09,960
Speaker 1: His dad left his mom when he was young. He's

2073
01:32:10,000 --> 01:32:12,760
Speaker 1: got nothing going on. But god damn it, he is

2074
01:32:12,960 --> 01:32:15,400
Speaker 1: in the fucking head of this comedian and I'm fucking

2075
01:32:15,479 --> 01:32:19,240
Speaker 1: sitting there and I can't enjoy my polar plunge because

2076
01:32:19,360 --> 01:32:22,439
Speaker 1: this fucking kid at Walmart. I got this kid's I'm

2077
01:32:22,479 --> 01:32:26,759
Speaker 1: in my sauna. Yeah, I'm I'm fucking it's It's wild

2078
01:32:26,840 --> 01:32:28,880
Speaker 1: that that was a real scenario in my life that

2079
01:32:28,960 --> 01:32:31,360
Speaker 1: there would be someone that would and you know there

2080
01:32:31,439 --> 01:32:33,640
Speaker 1: was like, what's even crazier. I'm gonna give this kid

2081
01:32:33,640 --> 01:32:38,360
Speaker 1: a shout out because there's a kid, fuck is I

2082
01:32:38,400 --> 01:32:41,400
Speaker 1: forgot his name cracked Demico.

2083
01:32:41,720 --> 01:32:43,400
Speaker 3: Okay, cracked Amico.

2084
01:32:43,800 --> 01:32:45,679
Speaker 1: Shout out to the kid. He's very talent. Crowd crack

2085
01:32:45,720 --> 01:32:49,040
Speaker 1: a Miko, crack Amico, crack Amico, I think is his name?

2086
01:32:49,880 --> 01:32:52,400
Speaker 1: Uh I got And look it's we have a weird

2087
01:32:52,520 --> 01:32:55,320
Speaker 1: history because he wrote a really hateful song about me

2088
01:32:55,400 --> 01:32:58,240
Speaker 1: and Tom that Ari was like, you gotta I don't

2089
01:32:58,280 --> 01:33:00,840
Speaker 1: know why people love the neg activity, but he's like,

2090
01:33:00,840 --> 01:33:02,800
Speaker 1: you gotta watch it, you gotta watch it. So I

2091
01:33:02,920 --> 01:33:05,760
Speaker 1: watch it and I'm like, I didn't enjoy it, and

2092
01:33:06,160 --> 01:33:07,920
Speaker 1: I mean, it's horrible, don't pull it. I don't even

2093
01:33:07,920 --> 01:33:12,479
Speaker 1: want to see it. And uh oh yeah, it's bad.

2094
01:33:12,520 --> 01:33:14,519
Speaker 1: It's bad. I mean it hurts, it hurt my feelings

2095
01:33:14,600 --> 01:33:17,600
Speaker 1: like it, and it fucked a weekend up for me,

2096
01:33:17,960 --> 01:33:20,519
Speaker 1: a weekend I could. I was just really bothered by it.

2097
01:33:21,160 --> 01:33:23,280
Speaker 1: They called me on legioniskanks and they were like, what

2098
01:33:23,360 --> 01:33:24,639
Speaker 1: did you think of it? And I was like, it sucked.

2099
01:33:24,640 --> 01:33:25,960
Speaker 1: I was like, I wish I hadn't seen it. I

2100
01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:27,640
Speaker 1: wish I hadn't seen it, and I wish it was

2101
01:33:27,680 --> 01:33:31,280
Speaker 1: about someone else. What are you looking for? And then

2102
01:33:31,439 --> 01:33:35,320
Speaker 1: he and then he said uh. And then he did

2103
01:33:35,360 --> 01:33:37,280
Speaker 1: an apology video. He sent me a DM this guy

2104
01:33:37,400 --> 01:33:39,719
Speaker 1: and he was like, man, I'm sorry. I'm a huge

2105
01:33:39,760 --> 01:33:41,679
Speaker 1: fucking fan. And it's clear when you watch this song,

2106
01:33:42,040 --> 01:33:44,439
Speaker 1: this guy has to be a massive fan of mine

2107
01:33:44,479 --> 01:33:46,519
Speaker 1: to have the amount of information about me that he does.

2108
01:33:47,240 --> 01:33:50,000
Speaker 1: It's impossible not to. He knew who my dad's old

2109
01:33:50,120 --> 01:33:53,639
Speaker 1: clients were, like, he knew ship that only a mega

2110
01:33:53,680 --> 01:33:56,080
Speaker 1: fan went no, and he said, I'm so sorry. I

2111
01:33:56,200 --> 01:33:58,640
Speaker 1: am a massive fan and I got caught up in

2112
01:33:58,680 --> 01:34:00,800
Speaker 1: the hate to get views and I'm and he put

2113
01:34:00,800 --> 01:34:03,960
Speaker 1: out a huge apology video and then I realized, like,

2114
01:34:05,160 --> 01:34:06,840
Speaker 1: and then he got attacked. He got attacked really bad,

2115
01:34:06,880 --> 01:34:08,080
Speaker 1: and then he had to double back and be like

2116
01:34:08,200 --> 01:34:09,760
Speaker 1: it was all joke. I was just trying to get burt.

2117
01:34:09,760 --> 01:34:11,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what he's doing, right,

2118
01:34:11,320 --> 01:34:12,360
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't care.

2119
01:34:12,600 --> 01:34:14,200
Speaker 3: It's tough to get into that little spin zone.

2120
01:34:14,479 --> 01:34:18,320
Speaker 1: It's hard. Yeah, but I remember thinking poor. I've seen

2121
01:34:18,400 --> 01:34:21,720
Speaker 1: him in person. He's a smaller stature dude, and he's

2122
01:34:21,760 --> 01:34:24,679
Speaker 1: a nice guy. I saw him a skanks fest recently.

2123
01:34:24,960 --> 01:34:26,920
Speaker 1: He was terrified of me, like he didn't. I wanted

2124
01:34:26,920 --> 01:34:29,240
Speaker 1: to say hi to him, and he ran away. I know,

2125
01:34:29,720 --> 01:34:32,200
Speaker 1: but you go, why would you ever let that guy

2126
01:34:32,280 --> 01:34:35,439
Speaker 1: affect your fucking life? Why would you ever allow someone

2127
01:34:35,479 --> 01:34:39,599
Speaker 1: who's who is online saying something negative ruin your parents

2128
01:34:39,680 --> 01:34:41,800
Speaker 1: weekend with your daughter? Like I hear one weekend to

2129
01:34:41,800 --> 01:34:43,240
Speaker 1: spend with my daughter, I'm gonna get on a comment

2130
01:34:43,280 --> 01:34:44,840
Speaker 1: and let it fuck my day up? Right? Like it

2131
01:34:45,000 --> 01:34:47,800
Speaker 1: just didn't. It didn't none of that. That's why I

2132
01:34:47,840 --> 01:34:52,320
Speaker 1: don't fuck with comments. And the negative positive ones are

2133
01:34:52,760 --> 01:34:55,519
Speaker 1: you don't, they don't. It's like, how can a negative

2134
01:34:55,560 --> 01:34:57,800
Speaker 1: one do so much damage to me? But a positive one?

2135
01:34:57,840 --> 01:34:59,520
Speaker 1: I just go glance past.

2136
01:34:59,800 --> 01:35:01,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh that was a nice movie, dude.

2137
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Speaker 1: Your legend. Whatever, next, your legend? Next? Next, dude, I

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Speaker 1: my favorit, come me, okay whatever? Oh you're a fat fuck.

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Speaker 1: He tells the same story over and over again. God

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Speaker 1: damn it.

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Speaker 4: Like what we spend some time on this? Yeah, yeah,

2142
01:35:12,680 --> 01:35:14,360
Speaker 4: it's like live for the cheers, died by the booze.

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Speaker 1: You think about it with athletes. I think about it

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01:35:16,280 --> 01:35:17,360
Speaker 1: with athletes way more.

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Speaker 3: Oh, brother, that trust me will And I've had that

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Speaker 3: conversations a bunch of times.

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Speaker 1: Who's the because it's so fucked because you're doing your best.

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Speaker 1: It's not like you're not doing your best and then

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01:35:29,880 --> 01:35:32,960
Speaker 1: you fail and then your whole city hates you, and

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01:35:33,040 --> 01:35:35,200
Speaker 1: then the next week you gotta go out and try

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01:35:35,240 --> 01:35:38,040
Speaker 1: to win again for the people that fucking hate you. Right, yeah,

2152
01:35:38,320 --> 01:35:40,240
Speaker 1: fuck off? Yeah, fuck me?

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Speaker 3: This great, great photo to pull up. Deshaun Watson this

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01:35:43,120 --> 01:35:46,719
Speaker 3: weekend tours Achilles and people are cheering about it, happy

2155
01:35:46,760 --> 01:35:49,800
Speaker 3: about it, like this guy tore his achilles. Might never

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01:35:49,880 --> 01:35:52,040
Speaker 3: be the same ever again. Could you know who knows? Suger?

2157
01:35:52,040 --> 01:35:54,080
Speaker 3: We could go wrong, couldn't be done playing football forever?

2158
01:35:54,640 --> 01:35:56,720
Speaker 3: And people are like stoked that he's done.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine having to do comedy for people that

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01:35:59,479 --> 01:36:03,040
Speaker 1: hated you and what like that. That's the thing that

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01:36:03,120 --> 01:36:03,760
Speaker 1: fucks me up.

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Speaker 3: What a feeling when you win that room over.

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Speaker 1: Yours, Gerbs Bill Burr in Philly. It's the greatest. It's

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Speaker 1: Philly hated him. Hold on and I apologize to Bill

2182
01:37:10,200 --> 01:37:12,479
Speaker 1: if I'm retelling something that he, you know, he didn't

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01:37:12,479 --> 01:37:15,400
Speaker 1: care about. He doesn't. It's it's just one of the

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01:37:15,479 --> 01:37:18,680
Speaker 1: most epic things. I mean, it's like he goes in

2185
01:37:18,800 --> 01:37:21,280
Speaker 1: and does his show in Philly. I'm paraphrasing. I would

2186
01:37:21,280 --> 01:37:23,680
Speaker 1: say anyone should go out and watch the video. It's

2187
01:37:23,720 --> 01:37:26,280
Speaker 1: that fucking better. I'm gonna paraphrase. He goes out and

2188
01:37:26,320 --> 01:37:29,120
Speaker 1: does the Opie and Anthony tour in Philly, and they

2189
01:37:29,200 --> 01:37:31,400
Speaker 1: booed the comic before him, and second he gets up,

2190
01:37:31,400 --> 01:37:33,560
Speaker 1: he tries some material and they start booing Bill, and

2191
01:37:33,680 --> 01:37:37,400
Speaker 1: Bill goes na, fuck you, you know what, I got

2192
01:37:37,479 --> 01:37:40,680
Speaker 1: fourteen minutes left, and I'm gonna take every bit of

2193
01:37:40,760 --> 01:37:43,200
Speaker 1: that time to tell you why your city sucks. And

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01:37:43,320 --> 01:37:48,080
Speaker 1: he starts roasting the city of Philadelphia. And it's brilliant

2195
01:37:48,439 --> 01:37:51,479
Speaker 1: in all of it because he's really picking. He's a

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01:37:51,520 --> 01:37:53,960
Speaker 1: sports guy, so he knows everything about Philly, right, and

2197
01:37:54,040 --> 01:37:55,640
Speaker 1: he grew up in Boston, so he really can take

2198
01:37:55,640 --> 01:37:57,679
Speaker 1: apart Philly. But he keeps going back to the clock,

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01:37:57,760 --> 01:38:01,080
Speaker 1: he goes five minutes left, five good minutes, and the

2200
01:38:01,240 --> 01:38:04,080
Speaker 1: room turns and they start cheering him on, and he

2201
01:38:04,280 --> 01:38:08,160
Speaker 1: wins the room. It is the most epic. It is

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01:38:08,560 --> 01:38:11,479
Speaker 1: quintessential Bill Burr. If you know Bill, this is how

2203
01:38:11,560 --> 01:38:15,560
Speaker 1: his brain works. And he fucking turns an arena to

2204
01:38:15,760 --> 01:38:19,240
Speaker 1: cheering for him about him making fun of them. It's

2205
01:38:19,320 --> 01:38:23,600
Speaker 1: fucking brilliant. Is incredible, dude, he is he is, he is.

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01:38:23,880 --> 01:38:30,680
Speaker 1: Uh I love him. I love him to death. Yeah no, no,

2207
01:38:30,800 --> 01:38:33,479
Speaker 1: not at all. No. We'd a period where we weren't talking.

2208
01:38:33,760 --> 01:38:34,280
Speaker 3: I got nervous.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and it was it sucked for both of us,

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01:38:36,800 --> 01:38:39,639
Speaker 1: I think, you know, but it's like, you know, we're

2211
01:38:39,720 --> 01:38:42,720
Speaker 1: in the in comedy, we're all we're all like brothers.

2212
01:38:42,479 --> 01:38:44,320
Speaker 4: You know, Like especially gonna say, how does he get

2213
01:38:44,360 --> 01:38:45,639
Speaker 4: to a point where you guys aren't talking.

2214
01:38:46,600 --> 01:38:50,040
Speaker 1: It's easy, actually, because we don't see each other unless

2215
01:38:50,040 --> 01:38:51,640
Speaker 1: you're at the clubs. We didn't see each other at

2216
01:38:51,640 --> 01:38:54,200
Speaker 1: the clubs. You know. It's like I could very easily

2217
01:38:54,200 --> 01:38:55,600
Speaker 1: get to a point where I'm not talking with a

2218
01:38:55,640 --> 01:38:57,680
Speaker 1: lot of people because it's like we're living our own

2219
01:38:57,760 --> 01:39:01,000
Speaker 1: lives and we're reaching out and and uh we had

2220
01:39:01,040 --> 01:39:04,760
Speaker 1: a podcast together and uh and and you know it

2221
01:39:04,840 --> 01:39:06,400
Speaker 1: was it was like the day that we kind of

2222
01:39:06,560 --> 01:39:10,240
Speaker 1: reconnected was that, Uh, I'm saying, I'm sharing this, and

2223
01:39:10,280 --> 01:39:12,160
Speaker 1: I know this would bother Bill. I know it would,

2224
01:39:13,200 --> 01:39:18,280
Speaker 1: so I'll shut up. Yeah yeah, right now, right now,

2225
01:39:18,360 --> 01:39:21,080
Speaker 1: Bill's burr is going shut the fuck up? How did

2226
01:39:21,080 --> 01:39:27,080
Speaker 1: he shut his goddamn mouth? Yeah? I love him. He's uh, dude, he's.

2227
01:39:27,400 --> 01:39:30,040
Speaker 3: He's got a beautiful mind, the way he's able to

2228
01:39:30,120 --> 01:39:32,600
Speaker 3: dissect things. And who was the guy who used to

2229
01:39:32,680 --> 01:39:34,920
Speaker 3: do daily show? That he said on his show and

2230
01:39:34,960 --> 01:39:36,720
Speaker 3: that just made fun of him the whole time. It

2231
01:39:36,800 --> 01:39:39,479
Speaker 3: was a recent episode of something that came up. It

2232
01:39:39,600 --> 01:39:41,640
Speaker 3: was all a holier than now type of situation. I

2233
01:39:41,680 --> 01:39:44,040
Speaker 3: forget who it was. And if he can't pull it up,

2234
01:39:44,920 --> 01:39:45,880
Speaker 3: that's perfectly fine, because I.

2235
01:39:45,840 --> 01:39:47,960
Speaker 1: Don't have a whole He's just he is. He is

2236
01:39:48,200 --> 01:39:52,559
Speaker 1: just fucking masterful and and honestly generous, and I love

2237
01:39:52,640 --> 01:39:54,400
Speaker 1: him to death. It's I love it. It's It's the

2238
01:39:54,439 --> 01:39:56,960
Speaker 1: coolest thing is I'm in the job where the greatest

2239
01:39:57,040 --> 01:39:59,880
Speaker 1: minds in the world are my friends. Like the like

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Speaker 1: the fact that like thank you for saying that about

2241
01:40:02,200 --> 01:40:04,120
Speaker 1: us man. Yeah, but you know, I love you guys

2242
01:40:04,200 --> 01:40:04,920
Speaker 1: more than anything.

2243
01:40:05,040 --> 01:40:06,479
Speaker 3: The feeling I'm definitely mutual.

2244
01:40:06,640 --> 01:40:08,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I said, I'm sitting outside thist of you guys

2245
01:40:08,400 --> 01:40:10,760
Speaker 1: talk about sports, and I'm like, God, damn it. That's like,

2246
01:40:11,960 --> 01:40:16,640
Speaker 1: it's crazy. It's crazy now that, like you guys, it

2247
01:40:16,760 --> 01:40:19,439
Speaker 1: was never gonna be this way. Football was supposed to

2248
01:40:19,479 --> 01:40:21,920
Speaker 1: be the highlight of your life. That's it, that was

2249
01:40:21,960 --> 01:40:25,000
Speaker 1: the mountaintop. You did it. It's over, and you guys

2250
01:40:25,040 --> 01:40:29,600
Speaker 1: have created a paradigm within which the biggest moments of

2251
01:40:29,640 --> 01:40:32,320
Speaker 1: your life are still ahead of you. It's fucking insane.

2252
01:40:33,000 --> 01:40:36,920
Speaker 1: I mean, look at look at Pat McAfee, that fucking guy. Yeah,

2253
01:40:37,160 --> 01:40:40,200
Speaker 1: is epic. I mean fucking insane.

2254
01:40:40,320 --> 01:40:42,560
Speaker 3: Could you imagine if Pat McAfee decided to listen to

2255
01:40:42,600 --> 01:40:44,200
Speaker 3: everybody that was like, hey, you're a punter, Just be

2256
01:40:44,240 --> 01:40:44,799
Speaker 3: a punter.

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01:40:44,880 --> 01:40:48,960
Speaker 1: Right, right, right? I mean yep, every every movie he's yes, criticism,

2258
01:40:49,200 --> 01:40:49,720
Speaker 1: yeah right.

2259
01:40:50,200 --> 01:40:51,960
Speaker 3: The biggest like what is it? The biggest boundary you

2260
01:40:52,040 --> 01:40:55,080
Speaker 3: have is your own imagination or what you believe you're

2261
01:40:55,080 --> 01:40:57,000
Speaker 3: allowed to do and not allowed to do, because it

2262
01:40:57,080 --> 01:40:59,400
Speaker 3: really is, You're absolutely right, Like Pat is a guy

2263
01:40:59,479 --> 01:41:02,360
Speaker 3: that at the worts world, especially in general, just on

2264
01:41:02,479 --> 01:41:03,880
Speaker 3: top of the absolute world.

2265
01:41:04,160 --> 01:41:07,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he called him nuts crazy get helmet back

2266
01:41:07,200 --> 01:41:08,439
Speaker 4: on him retiring.

2267
01:41:09,720 --> 01:41:11,040
Speaker 1: I thought he was a little out of his mind

2268
01:41:11,080 --> 01:41:13,200
Speaker 1: when he started his podcast and I saw how much

2269
01:41:13,240 --> 01:41:15,240
Speaker 1: he was investing in it, because I remember we were

2270
01:41:15,240 --> 01:41:17,519
Speaker 1: all doing like we all just had like a zoom

2271
01:41:17,600 --> 01:41:19,360
Speaker 1: and a couple of mics, right, and then we went

2272
01:41:19,400 --> 01:41:21,200
Speaker 1: to I remember going to pass going like you have

2273
01:41:21,280 --> 01:41:24,000
Speaker 1: a building, like you have a billion of employees, Like

2274
01:41:24,360 --> 01:41:25,840
Speaker 1: who the fuck what? And I was like, I was

2275
01:41:25,880 --> 01:41:27,760
Speaker 1: like okay, And then in my head I was like,

2276
01:41:28,439 --> 01:41:30,960
Speaker 1: is this the future? And he was and he was

2277
01:41:31,280 --> 01:41:35,080
Speaker 1: just I think he's just he's just fucking dialed in.

2278
01:41:35,840 --> 01:41:38,639
Speaker 1: Can I tell you to someone else who's sneaky dialed

2279
01:41:38,680 --> 01:41:41,960
Speaker 1: in that you'd never think it? I think is fucking THEO.

2280
01:41:42,560 --> 01:41:46,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, THEO is like you know, it's like talk

2281
01:41:46,040 --> 01:41:51,040
Speaker 1: about under promise, over perform THEO fucking falling man. That

2282
01:41:51,160 --> 01:41:54,840
Speaker 1: guy was texting him last night. This made me feel

2283
01:41:54,960 --> 01:41:58,680
Speaker 1: so fucking in my feelings about it. It goes. I

2284
01:41:58,760 --> 01:42:00,599
Speaker 1: was like, heavin townon, you want to out or something.

2285
01:42:00,640 --> 01:42:02,360
Speaker 1: He's like yeah, He's like I can't tonight. I'm preparing

2286
01:42:02,400 --> 01:42:04,680
Speaker 1: for a podcast, and I went, we're supposed to be

2287
01:42:04,720 --> 01:42:11,719
Speaker 1: preparing for these He's done incredible fuck when we did Trump.

2288
01:42:12,080 --> 01:42:14,479
Speaker 3: So I went, I listened to a couple of podcasts,

2289
01:42:14,600 --> 01:42:16,920
Speaker 3: wrote some notes down. But when I got to like

2290
01:42:17,240 --> 01:42:19,360
Speaker 3: Chicago to do the episode, I was like, all right,

2291
01:42:19,600 --> 01:42:20,040
Speaker 3: we got it.

2292
01:42:20,200 --> 01:42:21,000
Speaker 1: I know, I got Will.

2293
01:42:21,040 --> 01:42:23,280
Speaker 3: I know there's always like anytime things aren't doing, like

2294
01:42:23,840 --> 01:42:25,479
Speaker 3: there's you feel like there's something, you can always just

2295
01:42:25,520 --> 01:42:26,680
Speaker 3: turn to Will and we can just talk for a

2296
01:42:26,720 --> 01:42:28,519
Speaker 3: little bit and then find our way to a new question.

2297
01:42:28,680 --> 01:42:28,840
Speaker 1: Yeah.

2298
01:42:29,000 --> 01:42:31,320
Speaker 3: So in my mind, I'm feeling very confident, very comfortable.

2299
01:42:31,840 --> 01:42:34,160
Speaker 3: It's like thirty minutes before he comes on and Will

2300
01:42:34,560 --> 01:42:36,680
Speaker 3: is writing notes looking at something. I'm pretty sure you

2301
01:42:36,680 --> 01:42:40,320
Speaker 3: had headphones in, and I'm thinking of myself, Oh my god, like,

2302
01:42:40,520 --> 01:42:43,160
Speaker 3: what is there something I'm not doing right now that

2303
01:42:43,240 --> 01:42:46,160
Speaker 3: I should absolutely be doing. The panic that ensued in

2304
01:42:46,240 --> 01:42:48,400
Speaker 3: my body, I literally I got the piece paper out

2305
01:42:48,400 --> 01:42:50,160
Speaker 3: and I started just writing things on a piece of

2306
01:42:50,160 --> 01:42:52,519
Speaker 3: paper that didn't even fucking make sense, because I feel

2307
01:42:52,520 --> 01:42:55,120
Speaker 3: like I should just be doing this. Also because he's

2308
01:42:55,200 --> 01:42:57,320
Speaker 3: doing this when I feel a whole lot better when

2309
01:42:57,320 --> 01:42:59,920
Speaker 3: I do a little bit less. Actually, but because he

2310
01:43:00,120 --> 01:43:02,439
Speaker 3: was so prepared. We sat there for six hours before

2311
01:43:02,479 --> 01:43:03,080
Speaker 3: the episode.

2312
01:43:03,240 --> 01:43:05,640
Speaker 4: That's what was brutal, Yeah, because because if you.

2313
01:43:05,720 --> 01:43:06,880
Speaker 3: Go and you're like, all right, we have this big

2314
01:43:06,920 --> 01:43:08,639
Speaker 3: guest coming up. The first time you came on before

2315
01:43:08,640 --> 01:43:10,280
Speaker 3: we're familiar with you, it's like, yo, we got fucking

2316
01:43:10,360 --> 01:43:13,320
Speaker 3: Burt on the episode. Your whole goal is the minute

2317
01:43:13,360 --> 01:43:14,760
Speaker 3: you walk here is like get him on the bus

2318
01:43:14,800 --> 01:43:16,160
Speaker 3: as soon as possible, because you don't want to have

2319
01:43:16,240 --> 01:43:18,040
Speaker 3: like the small talk where you're like, yeah, don't talk

2320
01:43:18,080 --> 01:43:20,439
Speaker 3: about blah blah blah. And so we sit there with

2321
01:43:20,560 --> 01:43:23,360
Speaker 3: this for six hours with a couple of Secret Service guys.

2322
01:43:23,479 --> 01:43:26,439
Speaker 3: All the conversations you could have are already done, and

2323
01:43:26,560 --> 01:43:27,960
Speaker 3: now it's just like now we have an hour and

2324
01:43:28,000 --> 01:43:28,240
Speaker 3: a half.

2325
01:43:28,479 --> 01:43:28,599
Speaker 1: Now.

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01:43:28,640 --> 01:43:30,000
Speaker 4: So when we got there at three to do all

2327
01:43:30,040 --> 01:43:33,080
Speaker 4: the secret Service stuff, and we were supposed to be

2328
01:43:33,120 --> 01:43:34,839
Speaker 4: at three, we were probably gonna sit down and interviewing

2329
01:43:34,880 --> 01:43:36,400
Speaker 4: at like six, and then there was a little hope

2330
01:43:36,400 --> 01:43:38,000
Speaker 4: that we might get him on a little earlier. I

2331
01:43:38,000 --> 01:43:39,680
Speaker 4: don't think we sat down with him until like nine

2332
01:43:39,720 --> 01:43:43,200
Speaker 4: pm a night, right, So we're for tracks in that

2333
01:43:43,600 --> 01:43:46,000
Speaker 4: little conference room unless you go, unless you go potty,

2334
01:43:46,000 --> 01:43:47,639
Speaker 4: and then the Secret Service guys got to escort.

2335
01:43:47,680 --> 01:43:49,280
Speaker 1: You go, oh oh yeah, oh I didn't.

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01:43:49,360 --> 01:43:56,599
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah it was, and that's yeah, I'm getting putin

2337
01:43:56,640 --> 01:43:59,519
Speaker 8: you know, and everything about that guy in Austin, Texas.

2338
01:43:59,760 --> 01:44:02,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm fucking I'll fly to I told I was

2339
01:44:02,280 --> 01:44:04,040
Speaker 1: I was gonna go to Russia to promote the movie.

2340
01:44:04,360 --> 01:44:07,400
Speaker 1: And apparently they're kidnapping journalists and so I was like, well, okay,

2341
01:44:08,080 --> 01:44:08,880
Speaker 1: it's a bad time.

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01:44:10,120 --> 01:44:12,760
Speaker 9: A whole new special. Yes he's motherfucker. Now that's a

2343
01:44:12,840 --> 01:44:16,760
Speaker 9: nice I'd definitely bring a eight pen in the Uh yeah,

2344
01:44:16,840 --> 01:44:19,040
Speaker 9: that's a way. Whatever happen to Britney.

2345
01:44:18,760 --> 01:44:19,719
Speaker 1: Griner, is she still playing?

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01:44:19,920 --> 01:44:23,080
Speaker 3: She still she's still hooping, she's doing it.

2347
01:44:23,520 --> 01:44:23,680
Speaker 1: Hey.

2348
01:44:23,720 --> 01:44:26,160
Speaker 4: But but on your point with THEO, Yeah, I feel

2349
01:44:26,200 --> 01:44:30,560
Speaker 4: like he is like reaching insane new stratospheres because his

2350
01:44:30,800 --> 01:44:32,840
Speaker 4: his pod, like the way he started, because I've I've

2351
01:44:32,880 --> 01:44:36,680
Speaker 4: followed THEO like since he's been podcasting out in La

2352
01:44:36,720 --> 01:44:39,120
Speaker 4: and everything else, the Rat King, and now it feels

2353
01:44:39,160 --> 01:44:42,559
Speaker 4: like he's becoming like a Rogan s style podcast where

2354
01:44:42,560 --> 01:44:44,640
Speaker 4: he has on all these massive names and all these

2355
01:44:44,720 --> 01:44:46,560
Speaker 4: massive people, but he does it his style in his

2356
01:44:46,720 --> 01:44:48,799
Speaker 4: way and making the change.

2357
01:44:48,840 --> 01:44:51,040
Speaker 3: I believe it was during COVID or around that time

2358
01:44:51,080 --> 01:44:52,840
Speaker 3: where he was like, I'm leaving La I'm gonna go

2359
01:44:52,880 --> 01:44:54,840
Speaker 3: to Nashville, right when we was doing a whole bunch

2360
01:44:54,840 --> 01:44:57,120
Speaker 3: of stuff with Shop and Dalia and all that, And

2361
01:44:57,240 --> 01:44:59,960
Speaker 3: it's like this guy's kind of taking away his life

2362
01:45:00,000 --> 01:45:01,479
Speaker 3: flying a little bit because he was always kind of

2363
01:45:01,479 --> 01:45:03,640
Speaker 3: be in a group of people as opposed to being solo, right,

2364
01:45:03,760 --> 01:45:05,680
Speaker 3: and taking that by the balls and rolling is.

2365
01:45:05,960 --> 01:45:09,240
Speaker 4: Is I mean trump on? Then Bernie Sanders like yeah wow,

2366
01:45:09,320 --> 01:45:13,160
Speaker 4: and then he has a plumber yeah yeah, and the

2367
01:45:13,280 --> 01:45:14,280
Speaker 4: numbers just as well.

2368
01:45:14,360 --> 01:45:16,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, because people are really there for THEO.

2369
01:45:16,720 --> 01:45:18,240
Speaker 1: I will tell you, I will tell you this, and

2370
01:45:18,280 --> 01:45:21,519
Speaker 1: I think THEO would even attest to this. I me

2371
01:45:21,680 --> 01:45:26,640
Speaker 1: and Amy Schumer realized how brilliant he was when we

2372
01:45:26,760 --> 01:45:29,519
Speaker 1: did We did a reality show called Reality Bites back

2373
01:45:29,640 --> 01:45:35,160
Speaker 1: on Comedy Central probably twelve years ago, and THEO Vaughn was,

2374
01:45:36,439 --> 01:45:41,360
Speaker 1: without question, on the final episode of that show, the

2375
01:45:41,600 --> 01:45:48,360
Speaker 1: funniest individual anyone's ever witnessed. Speak aloud. We were crying

2376
01:45:48,479 --> 01:45:51,720
Speaker 1: laughing from the for the whole Amy Schumer and I

2377
01:45:51,800 --> 01:45:54,760
Speaker 1: were like, he is going to be the best comic ever.

2378
01:45:55,160 --> 01:45:57,519
Speaker 1: If and this was the thing, was like if he

2379
01:45:57,560 --> 01:45:59,840
Speaker 1: can figure out how to do what he's doing right

2380
01:45:59,840 --> 01:46:03,920
Speaker 1: now on stage that he and I'm being for real,

2381
01:46:04,120 --> 01:46:06,360
Speaker 1: he didn't for a while, like because this is like

2382
01:46:06,400 --> 01:46:09,080
Speaker 1: probably fifteen years ago, twelve years ago. That's it is

2383
01:46:09,120 --> 01:46:15,120
Speaker 1: that the episode that fucking that person right there made

2384
01:46:15,160 --> 01:46:17,120
Speaker 1: me and Amy Schumer laugh harder than any I've never

2385
01:46:17,200 --> 01:46:19,760
Speaker 1: laughed that hard. Michaeleam Black was like, Dude, this guy's

2386
01:46:19,800 --> 01:46:23,960
Speaker 1: a genius. Everyone, Donnelle Rollins, Theo's the funniest man alive.

2387
01:46:24,640 --> 01:46:27,800
Speaker 1: And he figured out just he just cut some of

2388
01:46:27,840 --> 01:46:31,320
Speaker 1: the bullshit out and and he is today that guy. Man.

2389
01:46:31,439 --> 01:46:33,640
Speaker 1: We saw it that we get the first taste of

2390
01:46:33,680 --> 01:46:36,320
Speaker 1: it that night and we were like, this is this

2391
01:46:36,439 --> 01:46:38,519
Speaker 1: man will be unstoppable. Yeah, and he's And he's the

2392
01:46:38,600 --> 01:46:41,280
Speaker 1: sweetest fucking guy. You know how sweet this motherfucker is.

2393
01:46:41,360 --> 01:46:45,400
Speaker 1: I'm a I love little secret stuff. You ended the

2394
01:46:45,439 --> 01:46:50,400
Speaker 1: podcast with your ladies, fucking you know. THEO showed up

2395
01:46:50,680 --> 01:46:54,360
Speaker 1: to give her love. He pulled up to say hey

2396
01:46:54,360 --> 01:46:57,360
Speaker 1: Aleenn his first live show. I just wanted to say, hi, congratulations.

2397
01:46:57,720 --> 01:46:59,960
Speaker 1: That's who the fuck that guy is. Act. You don't

2398
01:47:00,200 --> 01:47:02,920
Speaker 1: ever like that shit goes down in my book forever,

2399
01:47:03,000 --> 01:47:04,880
Speaker 1: like that's like, he's a real dude.

2400
01:47:05,040 --> 01:47:07,240
Speaker 3: That's the all time when it comes to the podcast stuff,

2401
01:47:07,360 --> 01:47:12,360
Speaker 3: like you with Rogan him starting, did you guys ever

2402
01:47:12,560 --> 01:47:14,840
Speaker 3: imagine that that would be? I mean, is that the

2403
01:47:14,920 --> 01:47:18,479
Speaker 3: craziest shit in the world. No, dude, because you see

2404
01:47:18,880 --> 01:47:20,400
Speaker 3: you see the clip of him, he was on somebody

2405
01:47:20,400 --> 01:47:22,600
Speaker 3: Else's somebody Else's show that kind of gave him the

2406
01:47:22,960 --> 01:47:25,519
Speaker 3: brain child to make the Joe Rogan experience. And we all,

2407
01:47:25,760 --> 01:47:28,240
Speaker 3: I mean, you're obviously friends with him, but everybody who

2408
01:47:28,360 --> 01:47:30,800
Speaker 3: listens to podcasts has come across Rogan one way or another,

2409
01:47:30,840 --> 01:47:33,720
Speaker 3: and most of the time become fans. Yeah, and he's

2410
01:47:33,760 --> 01:47:35,880
Speaker 3: got the largest podcast in the entire world, Like, did

2411
01:47:35,920 --> 01:47:39,040
Speaker 3: you guys ever think that was going to be such

2412
01:47:39,080 --> 01:47:43,200
Speaker 3: a massive opportunity for views and everything and getting to

2413
01:47:43,240 --> 01:47:45,320
Speaker 3: say your specials and your movie coming on all that.

2414
01:47:46,040 --> 01:47:50,479
Speaker 1: Dude. It's why I have a hard time understanding the

2415
01:47:50,680 --> 01:47:54,000
Speaker 1: way people see Joe today because I just know that Joe,

2416
01:47:54,400 --> 01:47:59,360
Speaker 1: Like I just know the Joe like like it's funny.

2417
01:47:59,439 --> 01:48:01,480
Speaker 1: I like to go back and listen to old episodes

2418
01:48:01,640 --> 01:48:05,360
Speaker 1: of his and because that's the Joe I remember this.

2419
01:48:05,600 --> 01:48:08,680
Speaker 1: I mean, he's he's brilliant, He's always been a brilliant dude.

2420
01:48:08,680 --> 01:48:10,880
Speaker 1: He's always been ahead of the curve. And I'll say

2421
01:48:10,920 --> 01:48:13,439
Speaker 1: that I knew something was up with the podcast the

2422
01:48:13,520 --> 01:48:15,200
Speaker 1: first time I did it, and I got like six

2423
01:48:15,320 --> 01:48:18,479
Speaker 1: thousand followers on Twitter immediately, and I was like, whoa.

2424
01:48:18,560 --> 01:48:19,920
Speaker 1: And then the next time I did it, I put

2425
01:48:19,960 --> 01:48:23,240
Speaker 1: out the Machine shirt and I sold like twenty five

2426
01:48:23,280 --> 01:48:25,960
Speaker 1: grand in shirts by the weekend, and I was like, well,

2427
01:48:26,040 --> 01:48:29,439
Speaker 1: and we did six figures in shirts in the first month,

2428
01:48:29,960 --> 01:48:31,519
Speaker 1: and I was like, whoa. This is like, I mean,

2429
01:48:31,560 --> 01:48:35,200
Speaker 1: you kind of knew. Then there's like a moment where

2430
01:48:35,320 --> 01:48:38,880
Speaker 1: and then when we did like Sober October and you

2431
01:48:39,040 --> 01:48:40,920
Speaker 1: just the ground swell around it. And that's why I

2432
01:48:41,040 --> 01:48:44,120
Speaker 1: also say, like, that's why negative stuff caught me off guard,

2433
01:48:44,200 --> 01:48:47,360
Speaker 1: because you only like it was overwhelmingly positive. You went

2434
01:48:47,400 --> 01:48:50,280
Speaker 1: on Rogan, it was overwhelmingly positive. It was like, dude,

2435
01:48:50,439 --> 01:48:52,839
Speaker 1: you guys are losing weight. Bird got his beard shaved,

2436
01:48:52,920 --> 01:48:56,720
Speaker 1: and everyone Tom's fat, pray for Joe and and it

2437
01:48:56,840 --> 01:48:59,240
Speaker 1: was like crazy. I think the time I started noticing

2438
01:48:59,280 --> 01:49:02,040
Speaker 1: negativity really honestly was when I got drugged by Ari

2439
01:49:02,840 --> 01:49:08,960
Speaker 1: and and not everyone thought it was bad. And I

2440
01:49:09,000 --> 01:49:10,880
Speaker 1: remember going like oh, there are people that call me

2441
01:49:10,920 --> 01:49:13,439
Speaker 1: a bit because I got upset by it, and I

2442
01:49:13,520 --> 01:49:15,240
Speaker 1: was like, oh, this is weird. It was crazy because

2443
01:49:15,240 --> 01:49:17,080
Speaker 1: it was our friendship and it was our it was

2444
01:49:17,160 --> 01:49:19,320
Speaker 1: our friends. It was like, you know what when I

2445
01:49:19,400 --> 01:49:23,519
Speaker 1: talked to Joe every day, probably an hour that whole October,

2446
01:49:23,600 --> 01:49:25,640
Speaker 1: probably every day for an hour, and I talked to

2447
01:49:25,720 --> 01:49:29,439
Speaker 1: him because I was really upset by it. But I

2448
01:49:29,720 --> 01:49:33,560
Speaker 1: don't think any of us ever ever thought it was

2449
01:49:33,640 --> 01:49:35,519
Speaker 1: going to be what it is. I don't think any

2450
01:49:35,560 --> 01:49:39,360
Speaker 1: of us ever saw this for him. I mean, and

2451
01:49:39,479 --> 01:49:41,640
Speaker 1: I still to this day. Like I was with him

2452
01:49:41,680 --> 01:49:43,200
Speaker 1: the other day and I was like, I was like what,

2453
01:49:43,640 --> 01:49:46,479
Speaker 1: Like he's just signed that new deal or whatever, and

2454
01:49:46,560 --> 01:49:48,720
Speaker 1: I was like, what's it Like, what's it like to

2455
01:49:48,760 --> 01:49:52,120
Speaker 1: be like that rich? Like I never thought i'd know

2456
01:49:52,240 --> 01:49:54,600
Speaker 1: someone had that much money? And he was just like,

2457
01:49:54,720 --> 01:49:57,120
Speaker 1: oh no, Like he's mean, he's still Joe to me,

2458
01:49:57,280 --> 01:49:59,600
Speaker 1: like he's still like you know, and he's like, I

2459
01:49:59,640 --> 01:50:02,639
Speaker 1: don't know, man, Like he's like he's like my favorite

2460
01:50:02,680 --> 01:50:04,960
Speaker 1: Joe moment is we were high and he was like,

2461
01:50:05,160 --> 01:50:09,360
Speaker 1: how many fish do you think we'd have if if

2462
01:50:09,400 --> 01:50:10,920
Speaker 1: you could throw a fish ten feet in the air

2463
01:50:10,960 --> 01:50:12,679
Speaker 1: and it grew wings, it would fly. How many fists

2464
01:50:12,680 --> 01:50:14,680
Speaker 1: do you think we'd have on this earth? And I

2465
01:50:14,800 --> 01:50:18,040
Speaker 1: was like, the fuck are you talking about? Yes, that's

2466
01:50:18,200 --> 01:50:20,360
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan, Like that's who he is. He's a silly

2467
01:50:20,680 --> 01:50:23,519
Speaker 1: like you backstore, at the at the at the GUP mothership.

2468
01:50:23,760 --> 01:50:25,960
Speaker 1: That's Joe Rogan. Like when I see him interview some

2469
01:50:26,000 --> 01:50:27,800
Speaker 1: of these people, I go, I don't know that guy

2470
01:50:27,800 --> 01:50:30,280
Speaker 1: at all. I don't really like, I don't understand he

2471
01:50:30,360 --> 01:50:32,760
Speaker 1: read the guy's book before the fucking thing. Yeah, I'm like,

2472
01:50:32,800 --> 01:50:36,960
Speaker 1: what the fuck? Ultimate curiosity, ultimate ultimate curiosity. But the

2473
01:50:37,080 --> 01:50:39,599
Speaker 1: Rogan I know is the one that you get there.

2474
01:50:39,760 --> 01:50:41,920
Speaker 1: I mean, this is like the this. Anyone that's done

2475
01:50:42,040 --> 01:50:45,439
Speaker 1: that's good friends with Joe would know this Joe, the

2476
01:50:45,560 --> 01:50:46,960
Speaker 1: Joe that you do the podcast with and then you

2477
01:50:47,000 --> 01:50:49,240
Speaker 1: play pool with for an hour, smoking weed and talking shit.

2478
01:50:49,520 --> 01:50:52,479
Speaker 1: That's the Joe I know, Like, that's the fucking But

2479
01:50:52,640 --> 01:50:56,320
Speaker 1: he's uh, I mean, he's he saw it early like

2480
01:50:56,439 --> 01:50:58,439
Speaker 1: he was he was told all of us, get podcasts.

2481
01:50:58,560 --> 01:51:01,160
Speaker 1: He's like, get a podcast, immediately, get a podcast. I

2482
01:51:01,280 --> 01:51:04,120
Speaker 1: was like, I better as a guest, and he's like, no,

2483
01:51:04,280 --> 01:51:07,080
Speaker 1: get a podcast, Get a podcast. You gotta have a podcast, dude.

2484
01:51:07,080 --> 01:51:09,200
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, this is gonna change the fucking world. Dude.

2485
01:51:09,240 --> 01:51:12,960
Speaker 1: Thank god I listened to him. Thank fucking God. Thank

2486
01:51:13,000 --> 01:51:14,519
Speaker 1: God for Joey D's and Tom's a girl that came

2487
01:51:14,520 --> 01:51:16,360
Speaker 1: over to my house on a Sunday when my dad

2488
01:51:16,439 --> 01:51:20,080
Speaker 1: we were having Easter Sunday. They came over. Tom hit record,

2489
01:51:20,479 --> 01:51:22,639
Speaker 1: gave us all mics, and I did my first podcast.

2490
01:51:22,880 --> 01:51:25,360
Speaker 1: Tom said, don't edit it, just put it up and night.

2491
01:51:25,400 --> 01:51:27,560
Speaker 1: You gotta do it every week. And thank god he

2492
01:51:27,680 --> 01:51:31,160
Speaker 1: did that because it changed my life. I mean that, Tom.

2493
01:51:31,280 --> 01:51:34,920
Speaker 1: It's amazing all the people that affect you in certain

2494
01:51:34,960 --> 01:51:38,800
Speaker 1: ways that are have a positive in effect in your life.

2495
01:51:41,040 --> 01:51:43,200
Speaker 1: And it's funny to see who people see Tom as.

2496
01:51:43,320 --> 01:51:45,080
Speaker 1: I just know Tom as a guy who counts your

2497
01:51:45,080 --> 01:51:47,840
Speaker 1: burps in a car, you know, like that's Tommy, Like

2498
01:51:47,960 --> 01:51:52,200
Speaker 1: he's just I know him as the fat Tom. I don't.

2499
01:51:52,240 --> 01:51:54,120
Speaker 1: I don't think of him as having money ever. I

2500
01:51:54,280 --> 01:51:56,120
Speaker 1: know that he has money, but all I remember is

2501
01:51:56,160 --> 01:51:58,800
Speaker 1: poor Tom who would plug his phone in across the

2502
01:51:58,920 --> 01:52:01,360
Speaker 1: room because he only had one charger, and then he'd

2503
01:52:01,439 --> 01:52:03,599
Speaker 1: just walked across the room to get his fucking phone,

2504
01:52:03,680 --> 01:52:05,960
Speaker 1: Like I only know, Like I remember when he got

2505
01:52:06,000 --> 01:52:10,400
Speaker 1: addicted to pea campies and he started eating like two

2506
01:52:10,479 --> 01:52:12,600
Speaker 1: or three pea campies a day. Oh. He used to

2507
01:52:12,640 --> 01:52:14,479
Speaker 1: travel with hot sauce in his pocket. He had hot

2508
01:52:14,520 --> 01:52:18,600
Speaker 1: sauce on him all the time. Dude, I love My

2509
01:52:18,920 --> 01:52:23,639
Speaker 1: fucking favorite moment of Tommy is and this is worthy

2510
01:52:23,760 --> 01:52:27,479
Speaker 1: of someone googling and watching for yourself. We went to Hawaii,

2511
01:52:27,640 --> 01:52:32,280
Speaker 1: me and Tom and with Russell Peters, and the very

2512
01:52:32,360 --> 01:52:36,439
Speaker 1: first day, Tom's harry as fucking I go, dude, let

2513
01:52:36,479 --> 01:52:39,040
Speaker 1: me shave your back, and he goes, you sure. I said, yeah,

2514
01:52:39,120 --> 01:52:41,240
Speaker 1: let me shave your back. So I shave his back

2515
01:52:41,280 --> 01:52:43,320
Speaker 1: and he's shaving his back. I realized there's so much

2516
01:52:43,360 --> 01:52:47,120
Speaker 1: hair on him that like, I was like, dude, your

2517
01:52:47,920 --> 01:52:51,080
Speaker 1: armpit hair connects with your chest hair. That shouldn't happen.

2518
01:52:51,479 --> 01:52:53,600
Speaker 1: I go, let me hollow that out for you, and

2519
01:52:53,680 --> 01:52:54,920
Speaker 1: he goes, what do you mean. I said, I'll just

2520
01:52:55,000 --> 01:52:56,560
Speaker 1: clean it up. I'm gonna clean it up. So it

2521
01:52:56,640 --> 01:52:58,840
Speaker 1: looks to fine, it looks like you have muscles, and

2522
01:52:58,920 --> 01:53:01,320
Speaker 1: he's like, you sure, And I was like, yeah, I'm drunk.

2523
01:53:01,360 --> 01:53:05,040
Speaker 1: He's drunk. And I shave his one tit like to

2524
01:53:05,280 --> 01:53:11,000
Speaker 1: hollow it out. And as I pull back, As I

2525
01:53:11,160 --> 01:53:13,720
Speaker 1: pull back, I realize it looks like his tits are

2526
01:53:13,760 --> 01:53:19,760
Speaker 1: wearing sunglasses. And he gets fucking livid because it's our

2527
01:53:19,840 --> 01:53:23,320
Speaker 1: first day in Hawaii and he looks ridiculous, and I

2528
01:53:23,520 --> 01:53:27,120
Speaker 1: can't stop fucking laughing. I am crying laughing. It's the

2529
01:53:27,200 --> 01:53:30,680
Speaker 1: hardest I've ever laughed because it looks insane. And now

2530
01:53:30,720 --> 01:53:32,840
Speaker 1: he has to walk around Hawaii looking like this all

2531
01:53:32,960 --> 01:53:33,519
Speaker 1: fucking week.

2532
01:53:33,680 --> 01:53:36,000
Speaker 4: God, I didn't know he was that fat.

2533
01:53:36,200 --> 01:53:38,880
Speaker 1: Oh oh bro oh bro oh. Hold on, look up

2534
01:53:38,960 --> 01:53:41,920
Speaker 1: some of his earlier If there's ever been there's ever

2535
01:53:41,960 --> 01:53:44,439
Speaker 1: been an adfros epic, let me tell you this fucking guy.

2536
01:53:45,000 --> 01:53:48,960
Speaker 1: He was so fucking fat. He was type in just

2537
01:53:49,160 --> 01:53:53,080
Speaker 1: have fun and google fat Tom and it is fucking

2538
01:53:53,280 --> 01:53:54,160
Speaker 1: insane fat.

2539
01:53:54,200 --> 01:53:55,040
Speaker 3: He was massive.

2540
01:53:55,360 --> 01:53:58,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did not know that massive. Oh my god.

2541
01:53:58,960 --> 01:54:00,559
Speaker 1: And you know, you know, he was like a stud

2542
01:54:00,680 --> 01:54:05,519
Speaker 1: growing up, like recruited to play football places jawline chin.

2543
01:54:05,720 --> 01:54:07,439
Speaker 1: Look at that's not him, that's not.

2544
01:54:10,960 --> 01:54:14,000
Speaker 3: She assures that they're grabbing another tweet. He'll come back

2545
01:54:14,080 --> 01:54:15,719
Speaker 3: and be able to dial all.

2546
01:54:15,760 --> 01:54:17,680
Speaker 1: The one thing, one thing that I wish I had,

2547
01:54:18,280 --> 01:54:21,519
Speaker 1: that's him. I think that that's him, that's him, that's him,

2548
01:54:21,560 --> 01:54:24,680
Speaker 1: that's him. That one right there, Tom, that's Tom. That's Tom.

2549
01:54:24,840 --> 01:54:28,280
Speaker 3: Girra's big boy.

2550
01:54:28,600 --> 01:54:29,960
Speaker 1: Big boy, big big boy.

2551
01:54:30,880 --> 01:54:34,640
Speaker 3: If there was one thing four stairs tired at a breath, boy.

2552
01:54:34,640 --> 01:54:37,120
Speaker 1: If there was one thing you admire him that you

2553
01:54:37,200 --> 01:54:39,160
Speaker 1: wish you had, and if there's one thing you admire

2554
01:54:39,320 --> 01:54:41,240
Speaker 1: him that you wish you had, what would be? Say

2555
01:54:41,320 --> 01:54:43,120
Speaker 1: say that again? So like I look at Tommy and

2556
01:54:43,160 --> 01:54:44,560
Speaker 1: I go the one thing I wish I had that

2557
01:54:44,640 --> 01:54:48,120
Speaker 1: Tommy has. He doesn't care what people think about him, Like, really,

2558
01:54:48,240 --> 01:54:51,560
Speaker 1: that is beautiful. It's insane. It's insane. When he went

2559
01:54:51,600 --> 01:54:55,120
Speaker 1: after pro wrestling, I was like, you have tom like

2560
01:54:55,480 --> 01:54:58,960
Speaker 1: we have friends that are like professional wrestlers, Like okay,

2561
01:54:59,800 --> 01:55:01,400
Speaker 1: I oh yeah, but I think a lot of people

2562
01:55:01,400 --> 01:55:02,680
Speaker 1: are gonna get upset and go see, I don't give

2563
01:55:02,680 --> 01:55:07,720
Speaker 1: a fuck. He really doesn't care at all. It's insane,

2564
01:55:08,440 --> 01:55:10,840
Speaker 1: you know. He doesn't care on such a fucking level.

2565
01:55:12,120 --> 01:55:14,240
Speaker 1: Like he doesn't like when we go do Rogan, He's like,

2566
01:55:14,520 --> 01:55:15,880
Speaker 1: I got a hard out, I can only do an

2567
01:55:15,920 --> 01:55:18,560
Speaker 1: hour today. And you're like, dude, Drogan, let's do three hours.

2568
01:55:18,600 --> 01:55:21,240
Speaker 1: He's like, no, I'm leaving. He just doesn't care. He

2569
01:55:21,320 --> 01:55:24,080
Speaker 1: can sit silently in a car and not talk for

2570
01:55:24,600 --> 01:55:26,640
Speaker 1: a fucking six hour car ride, just not speak to you.

2571
01:55:27,360 --> 01:55:28,200
Speaker 1: He's insane.

2572
01:55:28,280 --> 01:55:29,040
Speaker 3: I wish I could.

2573
01:55:30,040 --> 01:55:31,960
Speaker 1: I wish I could not, so, Like, what's one thing

2574
01:55:32,880 --> 01:55:34,280
Speaker 1: that you see him do that you go? I wish

2575
01:55:34,280 --> 01:55:35,800
Speaker 1: I had more of that? And what's one thing you

2576
01:55:35,920 --> 01:55:40,280
Speaker 1: see him that you go? I wish I could. Probably Taylor's.

2577
01:55:41,680 --> 01:55:46,320
Speaker 4: Obsessive discipline with his health okay, really well, yeah, like

2578
01:55:46,400 --> 01:55:51,160
Speaker 4: when Taylor wants to get something done health wise, he

2579
01:55:51,400 --> 01:55:53,720
Speaker 4: stays dialed in now obviously, like.

2580
01:55:53,760 --> 01:55:55,480
Speaker 1: We'll have our times where we splurge and do all

2581
01:55:57,880 --> 01:56:00,800
Speaker 1: that stuff, but you, yeah, didn't.

2582
01:56:00,560 --> 01:56:01,960
Speaker 4: We You know what I'm talking about, Like when he

2583
01:56:02,040 --> 01:56:04,160
Speaker 4: gets dialed in on something health wise that he wants

2584
01:56:04,240 --> 01:56:06,760
Speaker 4: to get done and accomplished, like it gets accomplished.

2585
01:56:06,840 --> 01:56:08,040
Speaker 1: Really, are you working out right now?

2586
01:56:08,360 --> 01:56:12,800
Speaker 3: Yeah? No, I literally, it's funny you say that, and

2587
01:56:12,880 --> 01:56:14,680
Speaker 3: I do appreciate that because it's literally for the last

2588
01:56:14,720 --> 01:56:17,800
Speaker 3: two months, I've been traveling and moving around so much

2589
01:56:17,880 --> 01:56:19,920
Speaker 3: that I've just treated my body like a sewer. I

2590
01:56:20,000 --> 01:56:21,960
Speaker 3: know it piss you off too, I know, because I

2591
01:56:22,080 --> 01:56:22,360
Speaker 3: just I.

2592
01:56:23,920 --> 01:56:24,600
Speaker 1: I do love.

2593
01:56:25,520 --> 01:56:29,480
Speaker 3: I found myself loving routine and enjoying routine and figuring out, Okay,

2594
01:56:29,480 --> 01:56:30,920
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get it in the morning, I'm gonna do this,

2595
01:56:31,040 --> 01:56:32,800
Speaker 3: and then I'm gonna go and as soon as work

2596
01:56:32,920 --> 01:56:34,640
Speaker 3: is done, I'm gonna immediately get home as fast as

2597
01:56:34,640 --> 01:56:36,720
Speaker 3: possible to spend as much time my family is. Don't

2598
01:56:36,760 --> 01:56:37,520
Speaker 3: pull this ship up.

2599
01:56:40,360 --> 01:56:40,600
Speaker 1: Thing for.

2600
01:56:42,200 --> 01:56:46,440
Speaker 3: Red with outdoor but yeah, yeah, yeah, like I he

2601
01:56:46,560 --> 01:56:49,960
Speaker 3: was that way in football too, Yeah, very but yeah

2602
01:56:49,960 --> 01:56:51,800
Speaker 3: you were you. I think you've got that.

2603
01:56:52,600 --> 01:56:55,640
Speaker 1: I would have loved as intakeous.

2604
01:56:55,680 --> 01:56:59,600
Speaker 3: Yeah. One thing I love about Will that I wish

2605
01:56:59,680 --> 01:57:02,520
Speaker 3: I had more of is how truly intentional he is

2606
01:57:02,600 --> 01:57:05,840
Speaker 3: with things like if we like when we do our

2607
01:57:05,880 --> 01:57:08,480
Speaker 3: locker room that comes out on Wednesdays. He he's so

2608
01:57:08,640 --> 01:57:10,920
Speaker 3: intentional about what he's going to say and what his

2609
01:57:11,040 --> 01:57:13,160
Speaker 3: picks are and how he's going to say it to

2610
01:57:13,200 --> 01:57:17,520
Speaker 3: where I really enjoy going somewhere and then figuring out

2611
01:57:17,560 --> 01:57:18,840
Speaker 3: what I'm going to say there. I think there's a

2612
01:57:18,880 --> 01:57:21,200
Speaker 3: lot of fun in that for my brain to be like, okay, like,

2613
01:57:21,280 --> 01:57:24,240
Speaker 3: let me try to maneuver and figure out my best

2614
01:57:24,280 --> 01:57:26,280
Speaker 3: way to make my friend smile laugh or ask a

2615
01:57:26,320 --> 01:57:29,840
Speaker 3: good question. What I see will to do kind of

2616
01:57:29,880 --> 01:57:33,080
Speaker 3: like the Trump thing is like the ability to prepare

2617
01:57:33,680 --> 01:57:37,440
Speaker 3: in a way that is extremely effective and extremely intentional

2618
01:57:37,440 --> 01:57:39,920
Speaker 3: about the way he does it that I just don't

2619
01:57:40,000 --> 01:57:40,240
Speaker 3: have that.

2620
01:57:40,520 --> 01:57:43,480
Speaker 1: The best part of that interview was the last two questions.

2621
01:57:43,800 --> 01:57:45,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're all by again smart.

2622
01:57:45,480 --> 01:57:47,600
Speaker 1: That was really smart because because you ended up getting

2623
01:57:47,600 --> 01:57:50,040
Speaker 1: like ten more minutes out of him because he was done,

2624
01:57:50,440 --> 01:57:52,320
Speaker 1: he was yeah, and then and then you were like, actually,

2625
01:57:52,360 --> 01:57:53,800
Speaker 1: I have one more question go and I actually have

2626
01:57:53,880 --> 01:57:56,200
Speaker 1: one to follow up. And that was the best part

2627
01:57:56,240 --> 01:57:59,120
Speaker 1: of that interview. Yeah, I was really smart. Yeah, it was.

2628
01:57:59,440 --> 01:58:01,320
Speaker 3: It's a it's a special thing, and that was nice.

2629
01:58:01,320 --> 01:58:03,560
Speaker 1: You made us do that. Yeah, I wish Tommy if

2630
01:58:03,600 --> 01:58:05,640
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, now was I'm talking to you two?

2631
01:58:05,760 --> 01:58:08,440
Speaker 1: If I was like, I wish Tommy had more of

2632
01:58:08,680 --> 01:58:12,080
Speaker 1: the the thing you guys have. Like Tommy and I

2633
01:58:12,120 --> 01:58:14,480
Speaker 1: are close, but we're close in a weird way, like

2634
01:58:14,560 --> 01:58:18,440
Speaker 1: we're really close, but not like publicly that if that

2635
01:58:18,520 --> 01:58:21,520
Speaker 1: makes sense, Like you guys team up really well together,

2636
01:58:21,960 --> 01:58:24,120
Speaker 1: like when you guys do stuff like beer Olympics, Like

2637
01:58:24,200 --> 01:58:26,120
Speaker 1: you could never get Tommy to do beer Olympics. You

2638
01:58:26,160 --> 01:58:27,840
Speaker 1: could never get he did promise when he was at

2639
01:58:27,880 --> 01:58:31,120
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl, he did like even this, now I'm

2640
01:58:31,120 --> 01:58:34,920
Speaker 1: gonna fucking tell a secret. And but Tommy wasn't gonna

2641
01:58:34,920 --> 01:58:36,000
Speaker 1: come to the premiere in my movie.

2642
01:58:36,520 --> 01:58:38,160
Speaker 3: I know, yeah you knew that.

2643
01:58:38,360 --> 01:58:41,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, Like I think like that because

2644
01:58:41,400 --> 01:58:43,280
Speaker 1: he just doesn't give a fuck, Like he just really

2645
01:58:43,280 --> 01:58:45,080
Speaker 1: doesn't give a fuck about a lot of things. And

2646
01:58:45,160 --> 01:58:46,560
Speaker 1: so he goes, yeah, I'm not gonna make it. I'm

2647
01:58:46,560 --> 01:58:48,040
Speaker 1: just coming in. I'm gonna be on the road. And

2648
01:58:48,600 --> 01:58:50,320
Speaker 1: it really fucked me up. And I was like, I

2649
01:58:50,400 --> 01:58:52,560
Speaker 1: was like I would go anywhere for him, like right,

2650
01:58:52,920 --> 01:58:54,600
Speaker 1: but he's like, yeah, I just I can't do it,

2651
01:58:55,080 --> 01:58:57,800
Speaker 1: and You're like what I mean? I got I got emotional,

2652
01:58:58,000 --> 01:59:00,120
Speaker 1: and then they he showed up and surprised me. I

2653
01:59:00,240 --> 01:59:02,640
Speaker 1: cried on the fucking red carpet. But I was like,

2654
01:59:02,920 --> 01:59:06,480
Speaker 1: like I love like if. And maybe it's because we

2655
01:59:06,560 --> 01:59:08,840
Speaker 1: live in different cities though now is that we're you know,

2656
01:59:10,000 --> 01:59:12,280
Speaker 1: we're so what seems like we're so distant. We're like

2657
01:59:12,400 --> 01:59:14,680
Speaker 1: we only see each other to do the podcast, you know,

2658
01:59:15,560 --> 01:59:16,960
Speaker 1: like I wish I wish it was I wish we

2659
01:59:17,000 --> 01:59:19,720
Speaker 1: could go back to COVID. Do you guys miss COVID

2660
01:59:19,720 --> 01:59:23,000
Speaker 1: at all. I miss going for the late night risk games.

2661
01:59:23,360 --> 01:59:25,400
Speaker 3: Yes, and it was like a weekday too, like a

2662
01:59:25,480 --> 01:59:28,840
Speaker 3: Tuesday night, because we do Like that's one thing that

2663
01:59:29,000 --> 01:59:31,800
Speaker 3: I was interested as your guys relationship being in different cities,

2664
01:59:31,800 --> 01:59:34,360
Speaker 3: Like you probably cherish the times you're together a lot more.

2665
01:59:34,800 --> 01:59:37,600
Speaker 1: We dump, We emotionally dump on each other when we

2666
01:59:37,640 --> 01:59:40,520
Speaker 1: see each other, like just everything comes out and then

2667
01:59:40,720 --> 01:59:44,440
Speaker 1: uh and then we popd And what's it's only sucks

2668
01:59:44,480 --> 01:59:46,120
Speaker 1: a little bit. Is like, because we're in different cities,

2669
01:59:46,480 --> 01:59:49,480
Speaker 1: we don't really like we don't really get to hang

2670
01:59:49,560 --> 01:59:51,880
Speaker 1: out as much, you know, because if we hang out,

2671
01:59:51,880 --> 01:59:53,800
Speaker 1: we're like, we might as well monetize it. Let's fucking

2672
01:59:53,840 --> 01:59:54,400
Speaker 1: do a podcast.

2673
01:59:54,520 --> 01:59:56,240
Speaker 3: That's kind of I mean, that's kind of where we

2674
01:59:56,320 --> 01:59:57,920
Speaker 3: sit a little bit too. Like there's been a couple

2675
01:59:57,960 --> 02:00:00,360
Speaker 3: of times where Tail has been in a town, Charles

2676
02:00:00,400 --> 02:00:02,520
Speaker 3: man outown and one of us is like, Hey, this weekend,

2677
02:00:02,880 --> 02:00:05,120
Speaker 3: let's get the boys together, let's do X, Y and Z,

2678
02:00:05,240 --> 02:00:07,440
Speaker 3: and then you just spend every single day with each

2679
02:00:07,440 --> 02:00:08,840
Speaker 3: other and it's kind of like the weekend comes and

2680
02:00:08,920 --> 02:00:10,960
Speaker 3: goes and you're like, oh, yeah, we didn't hang out,

2681
02:00:11,080 --> 02:00:13,360
Speaker 3: did we? Is you're just together all the time.

2682
02:00:13,440 --> 02:00:16,760
Speaker 1: I'll tell you all the time. Long time ago, I

2683
02:00:16,800 --> 02:00:21,040
Speaker 1: remember talking to Rogan on the phone, this is bizarre,

2684
02:00:21,880 --> 02:00:24,680
Speaker 1: and he was like, we got a really good conversation.

2685
02:00:24,760 --> 02:00:26,600
Speaker 1: He's like, yo, yo, yo, yo, save it. Why don't

2686
02:00:26,600 --> 02:00:28,880
Speaker 1: you come over Let's podcast And I was like, yeah,

2687
02:00:28,920 --> 02:00:31,760
Speaker 1: good call, hung up. Drove out podcast had the same

2688
02:00:31,840 --> 02:00:35,320
Speaker 1: conversation because you're like, yo, it's such a good conversation.

2689
02:00:35,760 --> 02:00:37,480
Speaker 3: That's how most of our mondays are. We'll show up,

2690
02:00:37,480 --> 02:00:40,040
Speaker 3: we'll start talking about this. Wait, let's just wait, We'll

2691
02:00:40,120 --> 02:00:41,200
Speaker 3: just wait until were on the buckle.

2692
02:00:41,200 --> 02:00:43,000
Speaker 1: Oh's. And but you know what's crazy is like the

2693
02:00:43,040 --> 02:00:45,200
Speaker 1: conversations Tommy and I do have that aren't on the

2694
02:00:45,240 --> 02:00:49,600
Speaker 1: podcast are so would be such great podcasts, Like it's

2695
02:00:49,720 --> 02:00:52,560
Speaker 1: just gossip and like drama and.

2696
02:00:52,720 --> 02:00:55,600
Speaker 3: Like I mean like a couple of gals spilling tea.

2697
02:00:56,000 --> 02:00:58,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, I remember when you knowing about what you say,

2698
02:00:58,640 --> 02:01:01,400
Speaker 1: you just have a conversation. Yeah.

2699
02:01:02,240 --> 02:01:03,960
Speaker 4: The good thing with us too, though, is like we

2700
02:01:04,120 --> 02:01:07,320
Speaker 4: do this the fall tour, we we do we do

2701
02:01:07,400 --> 02:01:09,960
Speaker 4: different tours where we're traveling around going to games together.

2702
02:01:10,400 --> 02:01:12,040
Speaker 4: So we get to do like fun ship like that

2703
02:01:12,200 --> 02:01:14,800
Speaker 4: that gets considered like we're working, but ultimately we're happy.

2704
02:01:15,640 --> 02:01:18,520
Speaker 1: We can't. We cannot tour together. We are very different

2705
02:01:18,560 --> 02:01:19,200
Speaker 1: tour people.

2706
02:01:19,760 --> 02:01:22,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, Leo would not go well or go too well

2707
02:01:22,960 --> 02:01:24,200
Speaker 3: to the point where it would not be good.

2708
02:01:24,440 --> 02:01:28,040
Speaker 1: No, it would never go well. He is I mean,

2709
02:01:28,280 --> 02:01:29,680
Speaker 1: am I am I writing assessing this?

2710
02:01:30,200 --> 02:01:30,440
Speaker 3: Tom?

2711
02:01:30,760 --> 02:01:32,160
Speaker 1: When we did the super Bowl? We did the Super

2712
02:01:32,160 --> 02:01:36,200
Speaker 1: Bowl just recently. Yeah, me and him did with Shane

2713
02:01:36,240 --> 02:01:38,560
Speaker 1: and we brought Shane and then Bobby Lee with us.

2714
02:01:39,880 --> 02:01:45,960
Speaker 1: My green room was fucking awesome. Nate Diaz, Guy Fiertti,

2715
02:01:46,480 --> 02:01:51,320
Speaker 1: Jimmy Kimmel, fucking a bunch of pro athletes, fucking Shane

2716
02:01:51,480 --> 02:01:55,280
Speaker 1: and Bobby and fucking everyone's having cocktails. Tom had his

2717
02:01:55,360 --> 02:01:58,320
Speaker 1: own green room where there was a red light and

2718
02:01:58,520 --> 02:01:59,440
Speaker 1: Tom sitting.

2719
02:01:59,160 --> 02:01:59,600
Speaker 3: In a chair.

2720
02:02:00,280 --> 02:02:02,840
Speaker 1: An am I not? Am I making this up? Tom

2721
02:02:03,200 --> 02:02:06,040
Speaker 1: sits by himself in his green room with a red light.

2722
02:02:06,080 --> 02:02:09,360
Speaker 1: He changes all the and he just sits there. Why

2723
02:02:09,680 --> 02:02:11,920
Speaker 1: because he's a fucking lunatic. I went to his show

2724
02:02:11,960 --> 02:02:15,160
Speaker 1: with the Forum and and he just is sitting in

2725
02:02:15,200 --> 02:02:16,640
Speaker 1: a red and I go, what are you doing? And

2726
02:02:16,760 --> 02:02:20,200
Speaker 1: he doesn't drink, he doesn't really party, He's just relaxing,

2727
02:02:20,720 --> 02:02:23,560
Speaker 1: you know. He had too short at his fucking his

2728
02:02:23,680 --> 02:02:25,240
Speaker 1: show with the Forum. I went to go see this.

2729
02:02:25,440 --> 02:02:26,800
Speaker 1: What's so crazy? I was at his show on the

2730
02:02:26,840 --> 02:02:28,360
Speaker 1: Forum and some guy was like, you guys are really

2731
02:02:28,400 --> 02:02:30,560
Speaker 1: friends and I was like yeah. He's like, you came

2732
02:02:30,640 --> 02:02:32,760
Speaker 1: to support your friend. I was like, yeah, like we're regular.

2733
02:02:33,120 --> 02:02:35,640
Speaker 1: But Tom's in his room with a red light by himself.

2734
02:02:35,680 --> 02:02:37,600
Speaker 1: I went into two shorts room and got fucking lit.

2735
02:02:37,960 --> 02:02:39,880
Speaker 1: I was like, why would you fucking sit in Tom's room?

2736
02:02:40,080 --> 02:02:42,680
Speaker 1: He is such a drip. He like just sits like

2737
02:02:43,160 --> 02:02:44,560
Speaker 1: in this and like he gets done the show and

2738
02:02:44,600 --> 02:02:46,800
Speaker 1: he's like, well, would you like to get a steak

2739
02:02:46,840 --> 02:02:50,200
Speaker 1: maybe or go to bed. You're like I'm like, no, man,

2740
02:02:50,200 --> 02:02:52,640
Speaker 1: We're gonna get fucking loose. And he's like, nah, yeah

2741
02:02:52,680 --> 02:02:54,280
Speaker 1: he had too short. I saw too short. I got

2742
02:02:54,320 --> 02:02:55,720
Speaker 1: fucking freaked out, Like call him Todd Shaw.

2743
02:02:56,320 --> 02:02:58,640
Speaker 3: Do you ever get to do you ever get Tom

2744
02:02:58,800 --> 02:03:01,960
Speaker 3: to like truly basking what he's done with his life?

2745
02:03:02,240 --> 02:03:03,680
Speaker 3: He just seems like a guy that is just, like

2746
02:03:03,840 --> 02:03:05,280
Speaker 3: like you said, doesn't give a fuck and just kind

2747
02:03:05,280 --> 02:03:07,080
Speaker 3: of move forward. Do you ever get him to sit

2748
02:03:07,120 --> 02:03:08,760
Speaker 3: there and be like, hey, look how much you've accomplished?

2749
02:03:09,240 --> 02:03:11,640
Speaker 3: How much you've done and and be like, oh my god,

2750
02:03:11,680 --> 02:03:12,400
Speaker 3: that's so cool.

2751
02:03:12,520 --> 02:03:15,680
Speaker 1: Yeah you think he ever pinches himself and being like

2752
02:03:15,720 --> 02:03:18,640
Speaker 1: I can't believe this, we're getting to do this stuff. No,

2753
02:03:18,800 --> 02:03:21,040
Speaker 1: it all went away. He wouldn't give a fuck, like

2754
02:03:21,120 --> 02:03:23,760
Speaker 1: he doesn't like, he doesn't none of it. Tom is

2755
02:03:24,560 --> 02:03:29,560
Speaker 1: very disconnected from his ego, like he doesn't. Standing ovation

2756
02:03:29,680 --> 02:03:31,600
Speaker 1: doesn't mean anything to him. It doesn't affect him the

2757
02:03:31,600 --> 02:03:33,360
Speaker 1: way it affects me. If I get a standing ovation,

2758
02:03:33,480 --> 02:03:36,000
Speaker 1: sometimes I'll cry, I'll get emotional. I'll be like because

2759
02:03:36,120 --> 02:03:38,920
Speaker 1: I feel it, I feel it, like like look at him,

2760
02:03:38,920 --> 02:03:40,680
Speaker 1: he's just like this, head down like this, like don't

2761
02:03:40,720 --> 02:03:43,680
Speaker 1: please you know, that's fucking He looks like he's getting arrested.

2762
02:03:45,720 --> 02:03:47,400
Speaker 1: They're on their feet and fucking.

2763
02:03:47,520 --> 02:03:49,800
Speaker 3: Curing on the words you said, which is the craziest

2764
02:03:49,800 --> 02:03:52,320
Speaker 3: thing about being comic. Yeah, like you just said words

2765
02:03:52,640 --> 02:03:55,720
Speaker 3: in a way that made people go, that's fucking that's funny. Yeah,

2766
02:03:55,760 --> 02:03:57,800
Speaker 3: And people like it so much that they're standing up

2767
02:03:57,800 --> 02:03:58,520
Speaker 3: and clapping.

2768
02:03:58,280 --> 02:04:00,680
Speaker 1: For you and his effect and then this way a

2769
02:04:00,760 --> 02:04:04,440
Speaker 1: little bit like they're both like the praise and the adulation.

2770
02:04:05,120 --> 02:04:07,840
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know, I don't know. I don't know

2771
02:04:07,880 --> 02:04:11,880
Speaker 1: if they if they find it gross, you know, to

2772
02:04:12,160 --> 02:04:16,880
Speaker 1: to basking it or I don't know. They're very similar

2773
02:04:16,960 --> 02:04:19,120
Speaker 1: men where they're just like, eh, thank you and they

2774
02:04:19,240 --> 02:04:23,680
Speaker 1: just walk off. Dude, I fucking I mean there was

2775
02:04:23,680 --> 02:04:26,160
Speaker 1: a period of time where I could get a standing

2776
02:04:26,200 --> 02:04:28,600
Speaker 1: ovation if I wanted one, like I knew how to

2777
02:04:28,760 --> 02:04:31,160
Speaker 1: do it, like I would, I'd be like, thank you

2778
02:04:31,280 --> 02:04:33,720
Speaker 1: and then turn my back and go three two one,

2779
02:04:33,880 --> 02:04:37,680
Speaker 1: oh here we go. Fuck it's I did it to

2780
02:04:37,760 --> 02:04:42,720
Speaker 1: Ari one time, and I've never seen Ari lose his

2781
02:04:42,880 --> 02:04:46,400
Speaker 1: mind more. I told him like, he's like, I've never

2782
02:04:46,400 --> 02:04:48,600
Speaker 1: had a standing ovation. I said, you can get one

2783
02:04:48,640 --> 02:04:50,560
Speaker 1: if you want one. He's like what, and I said, O, yeah, yeah,

2784
02:04:50,560 --> 02:04:52,320
Speaker 1: I'll show you this if I want one, I can

2785
02:04:52,440 --> 02:04:54,200
Speaker 1: show you how I do it. I just what I

2786
02:04:54,240 --> 02:04:55,480
Speaker 1: do is I go thank you, and then I go

2787
02:04:55,560 --> 02:04:57,080
Speaker 1: to get my shirt and I grab my shirt. I

2788
02:04:57,160 --> 02:04:59,360
Speaker 1: turn around and then you see one person oh no,

2789
02:04:59,440 --> 02:05:01,960
Speaker 1: thank you so much, and then oh no, no no,

2790
02:05:02,200 --> 02:05:05,160
Speaker 1: oh guys, please don't please don't and then everyone stands

2791
02:05:05,240 --> 02:05:07,800
Speaker 1: up and I was like, are you kidding me? And

2792
02:05:07,880 --> 02:05:10,440
Speaker 1: I was like yeah, yeah. But like guys like Tom

2793
02:05:10,520 --> 02:05:12,840
Speaker 1: and Ari and Joe, they would never think about that,

2794
02:05:12,960 --> 02:05:17,760
Speaker 1: but I don't know. I'm fucking broken. I'm broken. If

2795
02:05:17,760 --> 02:05:19,560
Speaker 1: you give me a standing ovation, I will get emotional.

2796
02:05:19,680 --> 02:05:24,200
Speaker 1: I love it. It's fucking awesome. I love when people say, hey, man,

2797
02:05:24,280 --> 02:05:26,160
Speaker 1: I love your podcast or I love you I mean

2798
02:05:26,240 --> 02:05:30,240
Speaker 1: something to me. I go, thank you? You know so? Yeah,

2799
02:05:30,600 --> 02:05:36,120
Speaker 1: I've cried so much on podcasts. The one all my

2800
02:05:36,160 --> 02:05:38,960
Speaker 1: cries were ugly? Which one is that one?

2801
02:05:39,080 --> 02:05:44,080
Speaker 3: I love how your subtitlesall.

2802
02:05:42,560 --> 02:05:46,440
Speaker 1: Christ Chris step and Oh I cried at the fucking

2803
02:05:46,560 --> 02:05:48,840
Speaker 1: hold on. This is not fair. Everyone should cry at

2804
02:05:48,840 --> 02:05:54,280
Speaker 1: the end of fucking mikes and men bawling. I get

2805
02:05:54,320 --> 02:05:57,360
Speaker 1: to feed the rabbits. This was Tom saying. He was like,

2806
02:05:58,200 --> 02:06:02,280
Speaker 1: I was like Lenny, and he was like, George, Yeah, I.

2807
02:06:02,280 --> 02:06:03,400
Speaker 3: Don't think I've seen this movie.

2808
02:06:03,560 --> 02:06:06,360
Speaker 1: Are you fucking kidding of mice and men?

2809
02:06:07,360 --> 02:06:07,400
Speaker 3: No?

2810
02:06:07,760 --> 02:06:10,160
Speaker 1: Do I get to feed the rabbits? George and I

2811
02:06:10,160 --> 02:06:12,280
Speaker 1: feed the rabbits. Tell me like it's going to be,

2812
02:06:12,600 --> 02:06:15,200
Speaker 1: Tell me like it's gonna be with the alfalfa. You've

2813
02:06:15,240 --> 02:06:18,200
Speaker 1: never seen it? No? Are you fucking kidding me? Are you?

2814
02:06:18,320 --> 02:06:20,400
Speaker 1: We had to read the book, Oh my god, and

2815
02:06:20,440 --> 02:06:23,960
Speaker 1: then this is not We were breaking down mentally to say.

2816
02:06:23,880 --> 02:06:26,839
Speaker 3: The one of you and the Stefano. When the Stefano

2817
02:06:26,920 --> 02:06:29,040
Speaker 3: starts crying about him not being around his kid and

2818
02:06:29,080 --> 02:06:30,800
Speaker 3: stuff like that. I mean, obviously having a kid in

2819
02:06:30,840 --> 02:06:33,360
Speaker 3: traveling as much as I do just hit different than Watch.

2820
02:06:35,160 --> 02:06:37,160
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, here's the thing. So I get, I'll get,

2821
02:06:37,200 --> 02:06:41,280
Speaker 1: I'll get shit on sometimes when I get emotional and uh,

2822
02:06:42,360 --> 02:06:44,160
Speaker 1: like people just said enough, I'm tired of it. But

2823
02:06:44,320 --> 02:06:47,800
Speaker 1: like there's certain things. Look, that's my my cancel thing.

2824
02:06:48,000 --> 02:06:50,920
Speaker 1: It's like I overshare about like you have a video.

2825
02:06:51,080 --> 02:06:54,120
Speaker 1: I got emotional on a video you had about telling

2826
02:06:54,120 --> 02:06:55,680
Speaker 1: your daughter you loved her when you dropped off school.

2827
02:06:55,680 --> 02:06:57,440
Speaker 1: I think I texted you right right after you. Yeah, yeah,

2828
02:06:57,840 --> 02:07:00,640
Speaker 1: look you can, you can take leave it. I don't

2829
02:07:00,640 --> 02:07:03,080
Speaker 1: give a fuck. I'm gonna be one hundred percent of

2830
02:07:03,200 --> 02:07:05,160
Speaker 1: me one hundred percent of the time. And if I

2831
02:07:05,200 --> 02:07:08,560
Speaker 1: get emotional in moments like this, I don't give a fuck.

2832
02:07:08,760 --> 02:07:11,960
Speaker 1: If you go unfollowed, this isn't what I signed up for.

2833
02:07:12,240 --> 02:07:13,920
Speaker 1: Why aren't you being funny? I don't give a fuck.

2834
02:07:13,960 --> 02:07:16,680
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. I really genuinely don't give

2835
02:07:16,720 --> 02:07:20,960
Speaker 1: a fuck. Yeah, but this moment, it's so hard. Man,

2836
02:07:21,320 --> 02:07:24,160
Speaker 1: it's so hard to leave your kids. And you know

2837
02:07:24,200 --> 02:07:27,240
Speaker 1: what's crazy about this generation, Like DiStefano is younger than me,

2838
02:07:28,400 --> 02:07:31,560
Speaker 1: he's very cognizant of it. Like we weren't cognizant. We

2839
02:07:31,640 --> 02:07:33,200
Speaker 1: we just I just did what I had to do.

2840
02:07:33,440 --> 02:07:36,720
Speaker 1: Like I, I just went on the road. Georgia was born.

2841
02:07:36,920 --> 02:07:39,600
Speaker 1: We induced labor because I had to work. That's like,

2842
02:07:39,760 --> 02:07:43,040
Speaker 1: that's that, That's how we started her life. He brought

2843
02:07:43,080 --> 02:07:44,680
Speaker 1: her in three days early so I could work with

2844
02:07:44,760 --> 02:07:48,840
Speaker 1: davidtel and so I went on the road her for her.

2845
02:07:49,040 --> 02:07:50,480
Speaker 1: For the first year of her life. I was on

2846
02:07:50,560 --> 02:07:52,520
Speaker 1: the road every single weekend. I have an option, I

2847
02:07:52,600 --> 02:07:56,000
Speaker 1: have a choice. We were poor, like that's if everyone

2848
02:07:56,000 --> 02:07:59,000
Speaker 1: I don't know didn't have any money. Like I made

2849
02:07:59,040 --> 02:08:00,760
Speaker 1: seven hundred dollars a week kend. I had to pay

2850
02:08:00,800 --> 02:08:03,240
Speaker 1: for my flights at my hotel. We had no money.

2851
02:08:03,280 --> 02:08:04,560
Speaker 1: But I had to do that in order to have

2852
02:08:04,640 --> 02:08:07,400
Speaker 1: a little money. And Leanne had a job. Leanne worked twenty,

2853
02:08:07,480 --> 02:08:12,640
Speaker 1: you know, forty hours a week, and uh and I

2854
02:08:12,760 --> 02:08:18,000
Speaker 1: worked every fucking side, leveraged these children's childhood for work.

2855
02:08:18,040 --> 02:08:18,440
Speaker 3: I worked.

2856
02:08:18,480 --> 02:08:20,480
Speaker 1: And then if we did stuff like this, this was

2857
02:08:20,520 --> 02:08:22,920
Speaker 1: a family vacation. I definitely put it online because I

2858
02:08:22,960 --> 02:08:25,000
Speaker 1: needed to sell tickets the next week in Omaha, you know,

2859
02:08:25,720 --> 02:08:27,600
Speaker 1: And so I did out all that and I fucking

2860
02:08:27,680 --> 02:08:30,720
Speaker 1: told every story about their life on stage because I

2861
02:08:30,840 --> 02:08:32,600
Speaker 1: just didn't know any better. And look, if I had

2862
02:08:32,640 --> 02:08:35,200
Speaker 1: the hindsight to go back and do it different, I

2863
02:08:35,200 --> 02:08:38,040
Speaker 1: would definitely do it differently, Like if I could do

2864
02:08:38,080 --> 02:08:39,720
Speaker 1: with the Stefan who didn't take some time off and

2865
02:08:39,800 --> 02:08:40,480
Speaker 1: be with my family.

2866
02:08:41,440 --> 02:08:44,280
Speaker 3: Absolutely, he's got a unique he's got a unique rule.

2867
02:08:44,520 --> 02:08:46,600
Speaker 3: We had him on the show over a year ago

2868
02:08:46,680 --> 02:08:49,120
Speaker 3: now where he said I won't leave. I'll like stay

2869
02:08:49,160 --> 02:08:50,720
Speaker 3: in this region. I won't leave for more than like

2870
02:08:50,800 --> 02:08:51,760
Speaker 3: twenty four hours at a time.

2871
02:08:51,840 --> 02:08:54,200
Speaker 1: It's great, man, It's it's like, listen what it you know?

2872
02:08:55,160 --> 02:08:57,880
Speaker 3: But you your your wife had your wife had a story.

2873
02:08:57,960 --> 02:08:59,920
Speaker 3: I don't know where it was, like what show was on,

2874
02:09:00,040 --> 02:09:02,839
Speaker 3: whether it was hers, yours or just a post on Instagram,

2875
02:09:03,240 --> 02:09:04,840
Speaker 3: but she tells a story about when you guys are

2876
02:09:04,880 --> 02:09:06,400
Speaker 3: broke the way you said you were, and you were

2877
02:09:06,480 --> 02:09:09,240
Speaker 3: like had like a forty in your hand in a

2878
02:09:09,360 --> 02:09:11,160
Speaker 3: bag and you were a skateboarding home and she's like,

2879
02:09:11,240 --> 02:09:12,480
Speaker 3: that's don't ever lose that.

2880
02:09:12,800 --> 02:09:19,560
Speaker 1: So I'll tell you the God I missed that Sweashirto.

2881
02:09:20,960 --> 02:09:24,600
Speaker 1: I love that sweashirt. That's a nice one. Yeah, it's heavy,

2882
02:09:24,640 --> 02:09:29,240
Speaker 1: it's heavy. I was I had. I've had many careers

2883
02:09:29,280 --> 02:09:31,600
Speaker 1: within my career, Like when I was twenty six, I

2884
02:09:31,680 --> 02:09:35,240
Speaker 1: got picked by Will Smith to do the development deal

2885
02:09:35,800 --> 02:09:39,160
Speaker 1: six Figures. Got a TV show right after that, and

2886
02:09:39,240 --> 02:09:42,400
Speaker 1: I remember being on Franklin and Vine and it's right

2887
02:09:42,440 --> 02:09:45,480
Speaker 1: when the when the seasons are changing in La, which

2888
02:09:45,520 --> 02:09:47,720
Speaker 1: is really kind of cool. It's cold but not cold,

2889
02:09:47,720 --> 02:09:51,240
Speaker 1: but very windy, really windy. And I was in an expedition,

2890
02:09:52,120 --> 02:09:54,560
Speaker 1: Eddie Bauer expedition. I had more money than I ever

2891
02:09:54,600 --> 02:09:57,560
Speaker 1: thought i'd make. I was in a Jason Williams jersey.

2892
02:09:57,880 --> 02:10:00,960
Speaker 1: I was listening to jaw Rule, the one he did

2893
02:10:01,000 --> 02:10:03,520
Speaker 1: with the Chante you know, And I was on the

2894
02:10:03,600 --> 02:10:06,800
Speaker 1: corner I was going to work, and I was like,

2895
02:10:06,960 --> 02:10:10,520
Speaker 1: oh man, I thought i'd be happier. I thought life

2896
02:10:10,520 --> 02:10:12,920
Speaker 1: would be like I got everything I wanted, like every

2897
02:10:13,000 --> 02:10:15,720
Speaker 1: I got it all. I thought i'd be happier. I

2898
02:10:15,800 --> 02:10:18,240
Speaker 1: was like, it just doesn't. The sparkle isn't there. I

2899
02:10:18,320 --> 02:10:20,800
Speaker 1: was like, it's nice, but I don't know. Son cut

2900
02:10:20,840 --> 02:10:24,760
Speaker 1: to probably four or five years later, I'm married to Leanne.

2901
02:10:24,800 --> 02:10:27,320
Speaker 1: We have Georgia and Isla. We're broke. We're piss broke.

2902
02:10:27,400 --> 02:10:29,800
Speaker 1: I mean honestly. I remember Daniel Tosh coming over to

2903
02:10:30,440 --> 02:10:33,400
Speaker 1: pick me up. We're gonna go play poker a legend

2904
02:10:33,640 --> 02:10:36,200
Speaker 1: and he and I said I needed one hundred dollars

2905
02:10:36,200 --> 02:10:37,400
Speaker 1: from Leanna, and she said we don't have it. And

2906
02:10:37,400 --> 02:10:38,880
Speaker 1: I said, no, just give me the give me a

2907
02:10:38,960 --> 02:10:40,760
Speaker 1: hundred dollars. She goes, no, we don't have one hundred dollars.

2908
02:10:41,280 --> 02:10:42,560
Speaker 1: I said, babe, I'm not gonna lose it. Just give

2909
02:10:42,560 --> 02:10:43,920
Speaker 1: me a hundred buck. He goes, honey, we don't have

2910
02:10:44,400 --> 02:10:46,600
Speaker 1: I can't find one hundred dollars to give you. And

2911
02:10:46,680 --> 02:10:48,320
Speaker 1: Daniel Tosh was like, I'll give you a hundred dollars

2912
02:10:48,360 --> 02:10:52,240
Speaker 1: to end this conversation. We were broke, right, And she

2913
02:10:52,480 --> 02:10:57,320
Speaker 1: sent me to Rause to go get milk for the girls,

2914
02:10:57,560 --> 02:11:01,960
Speaker 1: and I skateboarded to Rouse and I with whatever money

2915
02:11:02,040 --> 02:11:05,160
Speaker 1: she had given me, I bought myself a forty of fosters,

2916
02:11:05,320 --> 02:11:07,760
Speaker 1: like a big oil can. And I was skating home,

2917
02:11:08,080 --> 02:11:12,240
Speaker 1: listening to Modest Mouse and I was just skateboarding and

2918
02:11:12,320 --> 02:11:15,080
Speaker 1: I was fucking and I literally said to myself in

2919
02:11:15,200 --> 02:11:17,880
Speaker 1: that moment. I was on Detroit Street. I went this,

2920
02:11:18,240 --> 02:11:21,720
Speaker 1: I'm happiest fuck right now, Like I'm really happy. And

2921
02:11:21,840 --> 02:11:24,720
Speaker 1: she was watching me from the balcony and she's as

2922
02:11:24,760 --> 02:11:26,400
Speaker 1: I got up there, she goes, don't ever lose that boy,

2923
02:11:26,760 --> 02:11:30,440
Speaker 1: that guy that just killing forty, just skateboarding, just hat

2924
02:11:30,600 --> 02:11:33,320
Speaker 1: smiling ear to fucking ear, And I said, I swear

2925
02:11:33,360 --> 02:11:35,720
Speaker 1: to God, and I mean, I'm I'm you know, I

2926
02:11:35,800 --> 02:11:37,880
Speaker 1: talk in hyperbole, but like every day I get with

2927
02:11:37,960 --> 02:11:41,440
Speaker 1: that chick is like fucking that. It's like fun as fuck. Man.

2928
02:11:41,600 --> 02:11:44,560
Speaker 1: I never thought that chick would be the one to

2929
02:11:44,600 --> 02:11:46,120
Speaker 1: give me all that. Like I thought she'd have to

2930
02:11:46,200 --> 02:11:50,720
Speaker 1: have way bigger tits, bronze skin, blonde hair, six feet

2931
02:11:50,840 --> 02:11:53,760
Speaker 1: like I thought that was the chick. But this little

2932
02:11:53,840 --> 02:12:00,800
Speaker 1: fucking redneck midget, this little fucking fucking barefoot just I

2933
02:12:01,040 --> 02:12:04,280
Speaker 1: just it's like crazy, that the chick, you know. And yeah,

2934
02:12:04,280 --> 02:12:06,280
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm the happiest guy in the I got

2935
02:12:06,280 --> 02:12:08,880
Speaker 1: everything I ever wanted in life, ever wanted, and no

2936
02:12:08,920 --> 02:12:11,280
Speaker 1: one's telling me to quit drinking. That's the best She's

2937
02:12:11,320 --> 02:12:12,000
Speaker 1: never once said to you.

2938
02:12:12,120 --> 02:12:12,920
Speaker 3: Hey, listen, she.

2939
02:12:13,000 --> 02:12:20,120
Speaker 1: Says, she she told me big boy A couple of times.

2940
02:12:20,320 --> 02:12:24,000
Speaker 1: What a beautiful Yeah, I really did, I really did.

2941
02:12:24,080 --> 02:12:27,760
Speaker 1: I like look, I like, I I like, I like

2942
02:12:27,880 --> 02:12:29,760
Speaker 1: to have a good time. And it's like, we're not.

2943
02:12:30,120 --> 02:12:32,160
Speaker 1: Tomorrow is not guaranteed for anybody, So what the fuck

2944
02:12:32,200 --> 02:12:32,840
Speaker 1: are we doing? Well?

2945
02:12:33,200 --> 02:12:35,840
Speaker 3: According to you, who it is guaranteed tomorrow.

2946
02:12:41,040 --> 02:12:43,000
Speaker 1: I think I'm losing my fucking mind. You know, this

2947
02:12:43,160 --> 02:12:45,680
Speaker 1: is the last podcast I'm gonna do for like a year.

2948
02:12:46,280 --> 02:12:49,000
Speaker 4: Why, Yeah, what's going on? Tell us what's in the

2949
02:12:49,040 --> 02:12:49,440
Speaker 4: works with you?

2950
02:12:49,720 --> 02:12:54,360
Speaker 1: I'm done? I think I'm I think I'm I'm taking

2951
02:12:54,400 --> 02:12:56,760
Speaker 1: a year off of the road, and I want to

2952
02:12:56,840 --> 02:13:00,520
Speaker 1: think more before I talk. I have I you know,

2953
02:13:00,960 --> 02:13:02,920
Speaker 1: you ever get like to the place where you're talking

2954
02:13:03,000 --> 02:13:06,160
Speaker 1: so much you're not putting thought into anything. You're like, yeah, right.

2955
02:13:06,800 --> 02:13:12,360
Speaker 1: I've been podcasting straight every week straight for like fifteen years,

2956
02:13:13,160 --> 02:13:16,560
Speaker 1: which is crazy. And I think this. I think it

2957
02:13:16,680 --> 02:13:19,720
Speaker 1: gets convoluted with stand up and I think it's I

2958
02:13:19,760 --> 02:13:21,840
Speaker 1: don't know if it's made my stand up better. I

2959
02:13:21,880 --> 02:13:24,600
Speaker 1: think earlier on it did. But when I did this special,

2960
02:13:24,960 --> 02:13:26,880
Speaker 1: I was like, I just shot I just shot it

2961
02:13:27,560 --> 02:13:33,720
Speaker 1: in Florida recently comes out soon, I can't say yet.

2962
02:13:33,840 --> 02:13:37,360
Speaker 1: But uh, I was like, this is the this is

2963
02:13:37,440 --> 02:13:39,360
Speaker 1: the best one I've done. And I was like, and

2964
02:13:39,440 --> 02:13:41,960
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't think to do an I got

2965
02:13:42,040 --> 02:13:43,400
Speaker 1: to do another one. I have another one do in

2966
02:13:43,520 --> 02:13:45,120
Speaker 1: like a year or two. I was like, I need

2967
02:13:45,200 --> 02:13:46,760
Speaker 1: to take time off and like live a life, like

2968
02:13:46,840 --> 02:13:48,520
Speaker 1: I need to live. My girls were both in college.

2969
02:13:49,000 --> 02:13:50,760
Speaker 1: I don't have them to write about anymore. That was

2970
02:13:51,000 --> 02:13:54,320
Speaker 1: just such a fucking a well to go to is

2971
02:13:54,400 --> 02:13:58,600
Speaker 1: those fucking idiots were so funny. They were so fucking funny,

2972
02:13:59,360 --> 02:14:01,480
Speaker 1: and and I was like, I need to take time off.

2973
02:14:01,520 --> 02:14:03,280
Speaker 1: I need to stop. And then and I started thinking

2974
02:14:03,320 --> 02:14:05,120
Speaker 1: about podcasting. I was like, you know, I got so

2975
02:14:05,200 --> 02:14:07,320
Speaker 1: many podcasts, and it's weird with comic because like if

2976
02:14:07,320 --> 02:14:09,440
Speaker 1: I say something funny sometimes I'll say, hey, can you

2977
02:14:09,440 --> 02:14:11,160
Speaker 1: take that out? I'm gonna put it on stage. And

2978
02:14:11,240 --> 02:14:12,920
Speaker 1: then I was like, I should take all my funny

2979
02:14:12,920 --> 02:14:14,720
Speaker 1: thoughts and really start writing them down. So I've been

2980
02:14:15,360 --> 02:14:17,400
Speaker 1: I've never done this before, but I'm like, anytime I

2981
02:14:17,440 --> 02:14:18,760
Speaker 1: have a good thought, I write it down. When I

2982
02:14:18,800 --> 02:14:20,760
Speaker 1: try to explore it and write it out, I just

2983
02:14:20,800 --> 02:14:23,160
Speaker 1: would work it out on stage. So I'm like I

2984
02:14:23,240 --> 02:14:24,600
Speaker 1: was laying in bed today, I was like, I'm doing

2985
02:14:24,640 --> 02:14:26,040
Speaker 1: this podcast. I think this is the last one I'm

2986
02:14:26,040 --> 02:14:28,320
Speaker 1: gonna do for a year. And I was like, I

2987
02:14:28,320 --> 02:14:30,240
Speaker 1: don't think I'm gonna do anyone else's podcast, like not

2988
02:14:30,320 --> 02:14:36,400
Speaker 1: even Rogans who you know what about your own? I was,

2989
02:14:37,040 --> 02:14:38,640
Speaker 1: I gotta be honestly, I was toying with the idea

2990
02:14:38,680 --> 02:14:41,040
Speaker 1: getting rid of mine. Really, I was toying and getting

2991
02:14:41,080 --> 02:14:45,120
Speaker 1: rid of everything and just everything. But here's the problem

2992
02:14:46,320 --> 02:14:49,880
Speaker 1: is I love like I love Two Bears, Two Bears

2993
02:14:49,920 --> 02:14:51,240
Speaker 1: is I'll do that for the rest of my life.

2994
02:14:51,280 --> 02:14:54,600
Speaker 1: I love it. It's very lightlift because of who I

2995
02:14:54,680 --> 02:14:58,120
Speaker 1: do it with. Bird Cast sometimes can be a pain

2996
02:14:58,200 --> 02:15:00,760
Speaker 1: in the ass, and then sometimes it's just a gift.

2997
02:15:01,400 --> 02:15:03,800
Speaker 1: Like I sat with Juvenile the other day, Like I

2998
02:15:04,040 --> 02:15:06,840
Speaker 1: fucking was obsessed with Juvenile. And then I sat and

2999
02:15:07,000 --> 02:15:08,800
Speaker 1: me and him and Manny Fresh smoked weed and drank

3000
02:15:09,000 --> 02:15:14,360
Speaker 1: vodka and I fucking laughed forever forever, and then and

3001
02:15:14,440 --> 02:15:17,120
Speaker 1: then I got to do it with with Maynard Keenan,

3002
02:15:17,240 --> 02:15:20,480
Speaker 1: mana manage James Keenan, the leading er tool. It's a gift.

3003
02:15:20,520 --> 02:15:22,600
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not gonna get opportunities like that unless

3004
02:15:22,640 --> 02:15:24,760
Speaker 1: I have that podcast. So that's the only reason I

3005
02:15:24,800 --> 02:15:26,640
Speaker 1: don't want to get rid of it is just it's selfish.

3006
02:15:26,840 --> 02:15:28,600
Speaker 1: Is that I I mean, yes, I make money from it,

3007
02:15:28,680 --> 02:15:30,760
Speaker 1: but it's selfishly. I get to sit with these people

3008
02:15:30,760 --> 02:15:34,080
Speaker 1: that I fucking idolize because like Jimmy Kimmel comes over,

3009
02:15:34,320 --> 02:15:37,280
Speaker 1: fucking Judd Apatow and I get to pick the brains

3010
02:15:37,440 --> 02:15:40,440
Speaker 1: fucking it. That's the only reason I wouldn't get rid

3011
02:15:40,480 --> 02:15:42,280
Speaker 1: of it. But I would. I do think there's something

3012
02:15:42,320 --> 02:15:45,120
Speaker 1: to be said when when I look at like when

3013
02:15:45,160 --> 02:15:48,840
Speaker 1: I look at like uh like Stave and and D'stefano

3014
02:15:49,080 --> 02:15:51,360
Speaker 1: and that generation of comics, those are guys that are

3015
02:15:51,480 --> 02:15:55,120
Speaker 1: cool with walking away from everything. I know. I'm I'm God,

3016
02:15:55,160 --> 02:15:57,240
Speaker 1: I fucking love that guy. But like I you know,

3017
02:15:57,360 --> 02:15:59,680
Speaker 1: I wish I had the balls to do more of that.

3018
02:16:00,040 --> 02:16:03,040
Speaker 1: I don't, I feel like, you know, I like so yeah,

3019
02:16:03,800 --> 02:16:05,640
Speaker 1: So I'm not gonna do other people's podcasts for a year,

3020
02:16:05,720 --> 02:16:07,640
Speaker 1: and I'm not going to do stand up for a

3021
02:16:07,760 --> 02:16:13,360
Speaker 1: year and uh take some like Big Trips and uh Ghost.

3022
02:16:13,720 --> 02:16:15,600
Speaker 1: We've been seeing a lot of shows lately, like going

3023
02:16:15,680 --> 02:16:19,240
Speaker 1: to do Sye Music. I'm thinking about staying here an

3024
02:16:19,280 --> 02:16:20,880
Speaker 1: extra day and going to see Goose. Have you ever

3025
02:16:20,880 --> 02:16:23,080
Speaker 1: seen Goose? You ever heard of Goose? Oh my god,

3026
02:16:23,120 --> 02:16:25,800
Speaker 1: it's my favorite band there in Nashville. There on Thursday,

3027
02:16:25,880 --> 02:16:27,920
Speaker 1: I might, I might stay in town. If I stay

3028
02:16:27,920 --> 02:16:30,480
Speaker 1: in town, I'm bringing you guys to Goose. It's fucking insane,

3029
02:16:30,560 --> 02:16:32,200
Speaker 1: all right, Yeah, but I'm seeing music.

3030
02:16:32,280 --> 02:16:34,920
Speaker 3: And then, yeah, it sounds like a little stoicism in

3031
02:16:34,959 --> 02:16:37,160
Speaker 3: your life, the ability to say no, no, I.

3032
02:16:37,160 --> 02:16:40,360
Speaker 1: Don't believe in that. You know, he's cool as fuck too.

3033
02:16:40,600 --> 02:16:43,400
Speaker 1: He hit me up and he's like, you know, he said,

3034
02:16:43,520 --> 02:16:45,960
Speaker 1: I wish I could call him because you know, he

3035
02:16:46,080 --> 02:16:50,400
Speaker 1: backed me up privately in what way? Holiday? Yeah, Ryan Holiday?

3036
02:16:50,400 --> 02:16:53,080
Speaker 3: He was Holiday backed you up on saying I don't

3037
02:16:53,120 --> 02:16:53,640
Speaker 3: believe no.

3038
02:16:53,760 --> 02:16:56,000
Speaker 1: He said, I know what you're trying to say. Okay,

3039
02:16:56,200 --> 02:16:58,240
Speaker 1: he goes, I know what you're That's a difference because

3040
02:16:58,240 --> 02:17:01,360
Speaker 1: I understand what you're trying to say. Is like there's

3041
02:17:01,400 --> 02:17:04,480
Speaker 1: wallflower stoics that don't really believe in it, but they

3042
02:17:04,800 --> 02:17:06,320
Speaker 1: quote it like it's He goes, I know what you

3043
02:17:06,360 --> 02:17:08,520
Speaker 1: were trying to say. But he goes, here, can I

3044
02:17:08,600 --> 02:17:10,440
Speaker 1: send you some books? And I was like, please, I

3045
02:17:10,520 --> 02:17:12,279
Speaker 1: think Ron Ryan Holiday is a bad after.

3046
02:17:12,680 --> 02:17:14,600
Speaker 3: I would have them on the show.

3047
02:17:14,640 --> 02:17:16,160
Speaker 1: But here's here's the other thing is that if you're

3048
02:17:16,160 --> 02:17:20,920
Speaker 1: a comic, why not why not challenge everything? Like immediately

3049
02:17:20,959 --> 02:17:23,920
Speaker 1: I go stoicism. Everyone's fucking second, everyone believes in it?

3050
02:17:24,200 --> 02:17:28,840
Speaker 1: Come on the second everyone's but everybody doesn't. Yeah, not me?

3051
02:17:30,120 --> 02:17:31,800
Speaker 1: Why the holiday is cool? Motherfucker? I want to I

3052
02:17:31,800 --> 02:17:33,600
Speaker 1: want to read exactly what he said. But you know

3053
02:17:33,640 --> 02:17:35,160
Speaker 1: what's so funny is I would love to have you

3054
02:17:35,240 --> 02:17:38,080
Speaker 1: on if you're happening to be watching. I got, I got,

3055
02:17:38,640 --> 02:17:40,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna well, I'll wrap this up so I know

3056
02:17:40,240 --> 02:17:42,960
Speaker 1: you guys probably should leave. But that we got invited

3057
02:17:43,000 --> 02:17:46,880
Speaker 1: to a party, and uh uh, it's the craziest part

3058
02:17:46,920 --> 02:17:52,360
Speaker 1: I've ever been to. Everyone's there, no at who's did he?

3059
02:17:52,480 --> 02:17:52,960
Speaker 1: Did he? No?

3060
02:17:53,640 --> 02:17:53,680
Speaker 3: No?

3061
02:17:54,200 --> 02:17:56,400
Speaker 1: By the way, do you think you would have Do

3062
02:17:56,520 --> 02:17:59,880
Speaker 1: you think when we talk about the coward in this

3063
02:18:00,200 --> 02:18:02,360
Speaker 1: close right, do you think you could have gone to

3064
02:18:02,400 --> 02:18:05,800
Speaker 1: Ditti's party and not been a part of it? Oh?

3065
02:18:05,879 --> 02:18:16,800
Speaker 3: Absolutely? Do you question were you ever invited to a

3066
02:18:16,879 --> 02:18:17,360
Speaker 3: Diddy party?

3067
02:18:17,560 --> 02:18:17,600
Speaker 7: No?

3068
02:18:17,920 --> 02:18:20,760
Speaker 1: No, no, no never no. But I've always I've done,

3069
02:18:20,879 --> 02:18:21,760
Speaker 1: I've done.

3070
02:18:23,120 --> 02:18:25,320
Speaker 7: Gone, I've gone out to eat with men that I

3071
02:18:25,360 --> 02:18:28,520
Speaker 7: thought were gay, like like like every guy that ever

3072
02:18:28,720 --> 02:18:30,440
Speaker 7: in Hollywood, I thought wanted to fuck me.

3073
02:18:30,879 --> 02:18:33,680
Speaker 1: Everyone, Elliott Gould, I thought he wanted to fuck me.

3074
02:18:34,040 --> 02:18:35,760
Speaker 1: He was like, let me give you your my number,

3075
02:18:35,800 --> 02:18:37,440
Speaker 1: we'll go out to dinner or sometime. And I was like, cool,

3076
02:18:37,480 --> 02:18:40,840
Speaker 1: he wants to fuck me. I always expected anyone. Will

3077
02:18:40,879 --> 02:18:43,400
Speaker 1: Smith probably you know the I thought Will Smith wanted

3078
02:18:43,400 --> 02:18:45,960
Speaker 1: to fuck me in the ass. Yeah, oh you ever

3079
02:18:46,160 --> 02:18:50,879
Speaker 1: heard that story? No? No again? Is this legit? Swear

3080
02:18:50,920 --> 02:18:56,920
Speaker 1: to God? So Will Smith, I'm twenty six. One of

3081
02:18:57,000 --> 02:18:58,800
Speaker 1: his boys sees me to stand up like Joe, I

3082
02:18:58,920 --> 02:19:01,760
Speaker 1: would like you and I, you know, maybe do a deal.

3083
02:19:02,440 --> 02:19:04,720
Speaker 1: I said, great, So like, let me introduce you. So

3084
02:19:04,800 --> 02:19:06,560
Speaker 1: I go to the Hip Factory I think is where

3085
02:19:06,560 --> 02:19:10,880
Speaker 1: he was recording his album with Llennium, and uh. I

3086
02:19:11,000 --> 02:19:13,280
Speaker 1: meet him in a dance studio. It's a dance studio

3087
02:19:13,600 --> 02:19:15,560
Speaker 1: like two folding chairs and we sit and we talk

3088
02:19:15,600 --> 02:19:18,800
Speaker 1: and I'm like, dude, I love hip hop. I love

3089
02:19:18,879 --> 02:19:20,280
Speaker 1: you know. I'm like trying to sell them because I

3090
02:19:20,320 --> 02:19:21,840
Speaker 1: want to do a deal with him, and I'm like,

3091
02:19:21,959 --> 02:19:24,080
Speaker 1: I love black guys. You're black, like I'm fucking.

3092
02:19:23,920 --> 02:19:25,640
Speaker 3: You know, just everyth hell of a selling point.

3093
02:19:25,720 --> 02:19:27,560
Speaker 1: Du JUV was big then, so I was like talking

3094
02:19:27,560 --> 02:19:31,400
Speaker 1: about juvenile and fresh and everything, and so he's like

3095
02:19:31,520 --> 02:19:34,800
Speaker 1: cool man. He was like uh. He's like, what are

3096
02:19:34,800 --> 02:19:36,040
Speaker 1: you doing to night? And I was like nothing. He

3097
02:19:36,080 --> 02:19:37,560
Speaker 1: was like, let's go to the movies. I was like okay,

3098
02:19:38,280 --> 02:19:40,520
Speaker 1: so I leave. I remember calling my dad and he

3099
02:19:40,600 --> 02:19:41,720
Speaker 1: was like, how did you go. I said, good, We're

3100
02:19:41,720 --> 02:19:43,240
Speaker 1: going to the movies, and my dad's like, on a date.

3101
02:19:44,000 --> 02:19:45,320
Speaker 1: I go to No. He's like, what do you mean,

3102
02:19:45,360 --> 02:19:47,240
Speaker 1: You're going to the fucking movies with them? I go

3103
02:19:47,280 --> 02:19:48,280
Speaker 1: I to know. He said he wanted to go to

3104
02:19:48,280 --> 02:19:50,320
Speaker 1: the movies, and so we're going to the movies. My

3105
02:19:50,400 --> 02:19:53,080
Speaker 1: Dad's like, called buddy, I'm sorry. I was like what,

3106
02:19:53,200 --> 02:19:55,440
Speaker 1: and he goes, This is they called the casting couch

3107
02:19:56,040 --> 02:20:00,800
Speaker 1: in Hollywood. These men they're so tired of having sex

3108
02:20:00,840 --> 02:20:02,760
Speaker 1: with women that the only man really turns them on

3109
02:20:02,879 --> 02:20:05,000
Speaker 1: is to fuck young guys and to turn them out.

3110
02:20:05,560 --> 02:20:07,840
Speaker 1: It's called the casting couch. I was like, Dad, that's impossible.

3111
02:20:08,720 --> 02:20:12,280
Speaker 1: He goes, What's more possible the fact that you're so

3112
02:20:12,560 --> 02:20:17,000
Speaker 1: talented that, within doing stand up for six months, the

3113
02:20:17,080 --> 02:20:18,480
Speaker 1: biggest movie star in the world wants to do a

3114
02:20:18,520 --> 02:20:20,720
Speaker 1: TV show about you, or that he's tired of pussy

3115
02:20:20,720 --> 02:20:21,760
Speaker 1: and he wants to fuck you. I was like, oh

3116
02:20:21,800 --> 02:20:24,200
Speaker 1: my god, I'm getting fucked and he goes I go,

3117
02:20:24,280 --> 02:20:25,760
Speaker 1: what do I do? And he goes no, I'm just like,

3118
02:20:26,440 --> 02:20:30,160
Speaker 1: I'm giving you a heads up, like go, but you know.

3119
02:20:30,400 --> 02:20:33,000
Speaker 3: Your dad's like, you're gonna get You're gonna catch hands,

3120
02:20:33,000 --> 02:20:33,440
Speaker 3: and that's okay.

3121
02:20:33,520 --> 02:20:35,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, He's like, just I'm giving your heads up. That's

3122
02:20:35,000 --> 02:20:36,400
Speaker 1: why he's bringing you there. But you know, I'm just

3123
02:20:36,400 --> 02:20:38,280
Speaker 1: don't want my only son going in not knowing what

3124
02:20:38,520 --> 02:20:40,800
Speaker 1: he's ready for. So I go, We're supposed to do

3125
02:20:40,840 --> 02:20:43,879
Speaker 1: it at Planet Hollywood, which is even still sounds weird

3126
02:20:43,879 --> 02:20:45,400
Speaker 1: to see a movie at Planning Hollywood. I go in.

3127
02:20:45,440 --> 02:20:46,720
Speaker 1: I'm like, as Will Smith here, and they're like, no,

3128
02:20:46,959 --> 02:20:49,360
Speaker 1: movie stars don't hang out here. So I'm sitting in

3129
02:20:49,400 --> 02:20:51,280
Speaker 1: the lobby going like what the fuck? And then this

3130
02:20:51,440 --> 02:20:54,320
Speaker 1: dude probably six' seven comes out of a. Corner his

3131
02:20:54,440 --> 02:20:56,840
Speaker 1: Name's Charlie mack and he, goes, You, burt AND i

3132
02:20:56,959 --> 02:20:59,280
Speaker 1: was like, yeah and he goes. DOWNSTAIRS i was, like,

3133
02:20:59,400 --> 02:21:01,960
Speaker 1: Motherfucker i'm gonna have to fuck this guy. Too like

3134
02:21:02,080 --> 02:21:05,040
Speaker 1: he's six, SEVEN i know Who Charlie mack is. Too

3135
02:21:05,080 --> 02:21:07,160
Speaker 1: it's's got a song about. Him i'm gonna stand the.

3136
02:21:07,160 --> 02:21:09,600
Speaker 1: Stairs there's ten black dudes sitting in a room like

3137
02:21:09,680 --> 02:21:11,280
Speaker 1: probably a little bit bigger than this, bus with a

3138
02:21:11,320 --> 02:21:13,480
Speaker 1: curtain and a folding table in the. Center And i'm,

3139
02:21:13,520 --> 02:21:16,000
Speaker 1: like oh my, God i'm gonna fuck these ten black.

3140
02:21:16,080 --> 02:21:18,720
Speaker 1: Guys Charlie. Mack i'm sure he's Bringing Jazzy. Jeff plus

3141
02:21:18,800 --> 02:21:21,000
Speaker 1: it's thirteen. Dudes i'm gonna have to fuck. Tonight i'm,

3142
02:21:21,040 --> 02:21:23,520
Speaker 1: like this is getting scenario is getting. Worse Will smith

3143
02:21:23,600 --> 02:21:26,200
Speaker 1: comes in WITH I swear To, God Jazzy. JEFF i

3144
02:21:26,360 --> 02:21:29,640
Speaker 1: swear To. God he walks in With Jazzy jeff and

3145
02:21:29,760 --> 02:21:32,400
Speaker 1: he's like he's, like, guys this is the. Guy and

3146
02:21:32,480 --> 02:21:34,200
Speaker 1: everyone looks at me and they're like, Yeah they're, like

3147
02:21:34,240 --> 02:21:36,200
Speaker 1: this Is. BURT i was, like oh my, god this

3148
02:21:36,320 --> 02:21:38,360
Speaker 1: is how it goes. Down and then the Car you're probably,

3149
02:21:38,360 --> 02:21:40,120
Speaker 1: thinking there's no WAY i can get away from these. Guys,

3150
02:21:40,160 --> 02:21:43,440
Speaker 1: oh just from the doors. Locked it's down to fight to.

3151
02:21:43,480 --> 02:21:45,680
Speaker 1: Stairs it's down fight to stairs in a small, room

3152
02:21:45,959 --> 02:21:48,240
Speaker 1: red curtains all, around a folding table in the. Center i'm,

3153
02:21:48,280 --> 02:21:50,680
Speaker 1: like it's going down right now curtains open up to

3154
02:21:50,800 --> 02:21:55,840
Speaker 1: reveal a private movie theater and me and ten thirteen

3155
02:21:55,879 --> 02:21:58,680
Speaker 1: black dudes Watch American. PIE i sat next To will

3156
02:21:58,760 --> 02:22:01,199
Speaker 1: the whole, Time, me him And jazzy f laughed, hysterically

3157
02:22:01,440 --> 02:22:03,560
Speaker 1: and at the end of the, MOVIE i go. Uh

3158
02:22:04,600 --> 02:22:06,080
Speaker 1: he was, Like, hey what did you? Think AND i was,

3159
02:22:06,120 --> 02:22:07,440
Speaker 1: like what do you? Mean what DID i? THINK i

3160
02:22:07,440 --> 02:22:09,000
Speaker 1: said it was a good. Movie he does know about the, room,

3161
02:22:09,520 --> 02:22:12,040
Speaker 1: like what do you. Mean he's like the. GUYS i was,

3162
02:22:12,080 --> 02:22:15,200
Speaker 1: LIKE i don't, know they're black, dudes and he, goes,

3163
02:22:15,240 --> 02:22:17,280
Speaker 1: no you said you're a hip hop. Fan he's, like

3164
02:22:17,360 --> 02:22:20,400
Speaker 1: that's Biz, marquis that's. Cool MOD, d That's Big daddy.

3165
02:22:20,440 --> 02:22:22,000
Speaker 1: Came he's, LIKE i brought all the legends so you

3166
02:22:22,040 --> 02:22:24,160
Speaker 1: could meet. Them AND i was, LIKE i could have

3167
02:22:24,320 --> 02:22:24,920
Speaker 1: fucked COOL.

3168
02:22:24,959 --> 02:22:28,480
Speaker 3: Modd Jesus, Christ, YEAH.

3169
02:22:28,440 --> 02:22:32,040
Speaker 1: I fucking uh that. End that was. IT i did

3170
02:22:32,080 --> 02:22:33,920
Speaker 1: a deal with. HIM i saw his dick like a

3171
02:22:34,000 --> 02:22:39,400
Speaker 1: week later AT Abc it's a. Hog he was pissing

3172
02:22:39,440 --> 02:22:42,400
Speaker 1: next to. Me he's we went INTO abc to sell a,

3173
02:22:42,440 --> 02:22:45,000
Speaker 1: Sitcom Jimmie. TARSIS i, think who's passed? Away she was

3174
02:22:45,040 --> 02:22:47,080
Speaker 1: RUNNING abc at the, time AND i had to piss really.

3175
02:22:47,080 --> 02:22:48,920
Speaker 1: BAD i went into the bathroom take a, piss And will,

3176
02:22:48,959 --> 02:22:50,280
Speaker 1: Goes i'm gonna come with. YOU i got a piss,

3177
02:22:50,280 --> 02:22:52,080
Speaker 1: too and he sat right next to, me stood right

3178
02:22:52,120 --> 02:22:54,400
Speaker 1: next to, me started, pissing and his you know how

3179
02:22:54,440 --> 02:22:57,720
Speaker 1: you can hear someone's stream and know the his was

3180
02:22:57,800 --> 02:23:02,080
Speaker 1: like a fucking fire. Host you're A German shepherd's barking

3181
02:23:02,160 --> 02:23:05,000
Speaker 1: like it was fucking. Wild and he gave me the

3182
02:23:05,080 --> 02:23:06,800
Speaker 1: keys to the. Business he was, like this is, how

3183
02:23:07,160 --> 02:23:09,240
Speaker 1: this is everything you need to know In. Hollywood this

3184
02:23:09,440 --> 02:23:10,960
Speaker 1: is the. Short AND i couldn't hear any of it

3185
02:23:11,120 --> 02:23:13,080
Speaker 1: BECAUSE i had to. PISS i just AND i couldn't.

3186
02:23:13,080 --> 02:23:15,040
Speaker 1: PISSED i got his gun shy AND i just sat

3187
02:23:15,080 --> 02:23:16,879
Speaker 1: there trying to, piss trying to, piss try and, piss

3188
02:23:17,080 --> 02:23:19,120
Speaker 1: and he was. Done and then he walked over and

3189
02:23:19,280 --> 02:23:20,680
Speaker 1: ALL i heard him, say right AS i started to,

3190
02:23:20,720 --> 02:23:23,080
Speaker 1: piss he, goes just be. Yourself that's ALL i heard

3191
02:23:23,520 --> 02:23:26,240
Speaker 1: of the whole. Thing yeah he. WAS i Liked. WILL

3192
02:23:26,240 --> 02:23:28,040
Speaker 1: i had a great time with, Him but you had

3193
02:23:28,120 --> 02:23:29,720
Speaker 1: me on the edge of my seat thinking something was

3194
02:23:29,760 --> 02:23:30,040
Speaker 1: about to.

3195
02:23:30,040 --> 02:23:31,480
Speaker 3: Go, YEAH i thought this is gonna be the podcast

3196
02:23:31,520 --> 02:23:32,039
Speaker 3: you told.

3197
02:23:33,920 --> 02:23:35,600
Speaker 1: No, NO i thought e wanted to fuck me, too

3198
02:23:35,600 --> 02:23:36,240
Speaker 1: and he just took me to.

3199
02:23:36,320 --> 02:23:39,280
Speaker 3: Dinner really so sounds like everybody IN la is actually.

3200
02:23:39,360 --> 02:23:41,760
Speaker 1: Nice everyone in la is really. Good not a lot of.

3201
02:23:41,800 --> 02:23:44,440
Speaker 1: PEDOPHILES i haven't met uh pedophile that you know? Of

3202
02:23:45,120 --> 02:23:45,560
Speaker 1: yeah not?

3203
02:23:45,720 --> 02:23:49,400
Speaker 4: Yet, right like these, lists did you ever meet?

3204
02:23:49,480 --> 02:23:52,120
Speaker 1: Him talk to? Him so what are they saying he?

3205
02:23:52,160 --> 02:23:54,640
Speaker 1: Did BECAUSE i definitely would have gotten into a sex.

3206
02:23:54,720 --> 02:23:59,720
Speaker 4: Party, yeah those things, pedophilia little sex ring.

3207
02:24:00,040 --> 02:24:01,120
Speaker 1: Celia have you been have you?

3208
02:24:01,200 --> 02:24:03,360
Speaker 4: Heard have you heard the the audios that have came?

3209
02:24:03,440 --> 02:24:07,959
Speaker 3: Out, no apparently of him like fucking, dudes, hard grunted. Mill,

3210
02:24:08,240 --> 02:24:10,800
Speaker 3: yeah this is all, allegedly we don't want.

3211
02:24:10,680 --> 02:24:15,800
Speaker 4: To get suitsgend. Allegedly fifty ever see the clip of

3212
02:24:15,840 --> 02:24:17,680
Speaker 4: fifty it was a bad bunny or something like.

3213
02:24:17,760 --> 02:24:20,400
Speaker 3: That you see the the comment fifty cent put ON

3214
02:24:20,480 --> 02:24:23,040
Speaker 3: p did's when he's riding a? Bicycle, no so he

3215
02:24:23,240 --> 02:24:26,120
Speaker 3: comments on the it's LIKE p didd he's on a,

3216
02:24:26,160 --> 02:24:28,560
Speaker 3: bicycle he, smiling he, goes fifty cent Goes the only

3217
02:24:28,600 --> 02:24:30,640
Speaker 3: reason WHY p did he? Smiling because there's no seat

3218
02:24:30,680 --> 02:24:34,560
Speaker 3: on that? Bicycle like he apparently fifty cents note about

3219
02:24:34,560 --> 02:24:34,760
Speaker 3: it for a.

3220
02:24:34,840 --> 02:24:38,119
Speaker 4: While did you ever see the clip On champs put

3221
02:24:38,160 --> 02:24:39,920
Speaker 4: it like fifty very, dark it's very.

3222
02:24:40,000 --> 02:24:44,400
Speaker 1: Bad you gotta you gotta find the clip's one of

3223
02:24:44,440 --> 02:24:47,560
Speaker 1: the Hardest i've ever. LEFT P diddy was, like, yo

3224
02:24:47,720 --> 02:24:50,320
Speaker 1: man to, fifties, like you want to hang, Out i'll

3225
02:24:50,360 --> 02:24:53,000
Speaker 1: take you. Shopping you don't have to buy. Anything i'll

3226
02:24:53,040 --> 02:24:53,360
Speaker 1: pay for.

3227
02:24:53,440 --> 02:24:56,800
Speaker 3: It. Right what the fuck are we talking about?

3228
02:24:56,840 --> 02:24:58,720
Speaker 1: Here? Dude have you you guys got to do Drink?

3229
02:24:58,760 --> 02:25:00,480
Speaker 1: Champs have you ever you ever watch Drink?

3230
02:25:00,560 --> 02:25:01,280
Speaker 3: Champs? No what's?

3231
02:25:01,320 --> 02:25:01,360
Speaker 5: That?

3232
02:25:01,920 --> 02:25:06,680
Speaker 1: Oh shut the fuck, up. Dude it is fucking. Amazing

3233
02:25:06,840 --> 02:25:10,040
Speaker 1: what's Drink? Champs it's out Of, miami is? Uh nori

3234
02:25:10,760 --> 02:25:15,120
Speaker 1: and DJ fn and they fucking you just drink with

3235
02:25:15,200 --> 02:25:17,720
Speaker 1: them and they. Talk it's such a great. Interview but

3236
02:25:17,760 --> 02:25:21,000
Speaker 1: if you're into hip, hop the interviews they have are fucking.

3237
02:25:21,040 --> 02:25:24,840
Speaker 1: INSANE dmx interviews are the best interviews on. Here THE

3238
02:25:25,200 --> 02:25:28,200
Speaker 1: dmx ones are. INSANE i did it Because i'm a

3239
02:25:28,360 --> 02:25:30,440
Speaker 1: Huge i'm a huge hip hop. Fan But i'm friends With.

3240
02:25:30,560 --> 02:25:34,280
Speaker 1: Nori norri's Nor he's a badass. Motherfucker he gets after

3241
02:25:34,360 --> 02:25:36,160
Speaker 1: it and he's like running a ton right.

3242
02:25:36,200 --> 02:25:36,320
Speaker 3: Now.

3243
02:25:36,640 --> 02:25:39,040
Speaker 1: Him we're gonna have, him hopefully come out and do

3244
02:25:39,320 --> 02:25:42,400
Speaker 1: maybe the next five k we, do but he's, like they're, awesome,

3245
02:25:42,480 --> 02:25:45,240
Speaker 1: Dude Drink champs is fucking, awesome but their interviews are.

3246
02:25:45,480 --> 02:25:48,200
Speaker 1: Wild would be done right. There The diddy.

3247
02:25:48,240 --> 02:25:50,560
Speaker 3: ONE i don't know anything about hip hop at all at. All,

3248
02:25:50,760 --> 02:25:53,200
Speaker 3: No I'm i'm like blakeln a two good. Show it's

3249
02:25:53,240 --> 02:25:57,640
Speaker 3: some forty one. Guy i'm a late nineties early two thousand. Shares. Yeah,

3250
02:25:58,400 --> 02:26:00,400
Speaker 3: yeah not these ones, today but the the ONES i

3251
02:26:00,800 --> 02:26:01,200
Speaker 3: wear every.

3252
02:26:01,280 --> 02:26:04,320
Speaker 1: DAY i got country. Music love, It Red claytres love.

3253
02:26:04,400 --> 02:26:05,879
Speaker 1: Them Marcus, King.

3254
02:26:06,200 --> 02:26:09,400
Speaker 3: Marcus K King, Band, yes, bro pull pull one of

3255
02:26:09,480 --> 02:26:10,720
Speaker 3: those songs, Up Goodbye.

3256
02:26:10,800 --> 02:26:15,720
Speaker 1: Carolina oh My, God Delilah Marcus king's new, Album. Delilah

3257
02:26:15,840 --> 02:26:20,160
Speaker 1: that Song Marcus. King, YEAH i MEAN i did a

3258
02:26:20,240 --> 02:26:21,920
Speaker 1: crazy interview With marcus THAT i got a lot of

3259
02:26:21,920 --> 02:26:26,160
Speaker 1: ship For why, yeah why HE i understand, It like you,

3260
02:26:26,240 --> 02:26:28,880
Speaker 1: KNOW I i joke about, alcoholism you, know AND i

3261
02:26:29,000 --> 02:26:30,120
Speaker 1: joke about. It you don't believe in.

3262
02:26:30,120 --> 02:26:30,320
Speaker 3: IT i.

3263
02:26:30,360 --> 02:26:33,160
Speaker 1: DON'T i. DON'T i, DON'T i, DON'T i.

3264
02:26:33,200 --> 02:26:33,520
Speaker 3: DON'T i.

3265
02:26:33,600 --> 02:26:35,360
Speaker 1: Don't here here's the. Deal if you have an eating,

3266
02:26:35,400 --> 02:26:37,680
Speaker 1: disorder they don't tell, you don't, worry no food for

3267
02:26:37,720 --> 02:26:39,040
Speaker 1: you for the rest of your. Life you have to

3268
02:26:39,080 --> 02:26:41,680
Speaker 1: figure out a way to manage. IT i think that

3269
02:26:41,840 --> 02:26:44,240
Speaker 1: we can do the. Same, anyway here's my. Point So

3270
02:26:44,400 --> 02:26:47,240
Speaker 1: marcus comes over to my. HOUSE i Apologize marcus If i'm,

3271
02:26:47,240 --> 02:26:51,320
Speaker 1: oversharing but he comes over and, UH i wasn't drinking

3272
02:26:51,360 --> 02:26:53,000
Speaker 1: at the. TIME i was just on one of those

3273
02:26:53,040 --> 02:26:55,120
Speaker 1: benders WHERE i wasn't. Drinking and he comes over and

3274
02:26:55,200 --> 02:26:58,480
Speaker 1: he was, LIKE i was, like, here what's. Up he's,

3275
02:26:58,520 --> 02:27:00,520
Speaker 1: LIKE i had a rough night last. NIGHT i, said,

3276
02:27:00,520 --> 02:27:01,879
Speaker 1: okay CAN i get you? SOMETHING i got every sooda

3277
02:27:01,879 --> 02:27:03,320
Speaker 1: he could ever. Imagine he, GOES i fell off the

3278
02:27:03,360 --> 02:27:05,760
Speaker 1: wagon last, night AND i said, OKAY i said how.

3279
02:27:05,840 --> 02:27:08,240
Speaker 1: Long he's like a couple of YEARS i. THINK i

3280
02:27:08,360 --> 02:27:10,400
Speaker 1: was like. WHOA i, said what are you looking? For

3281
02:27:10,440 --> 02:27:13,280
Speaker 1: and he, Said i'm looking for, something so maybe get

3282
02:27:13,320 --> 02:27:15,160
Speaker 1: me through the. DAY i was, like, Yeah i'm in.

3283
02:27:15,240 --> 02:27:17,640
Speaker 1: There i'll do it with, you Like i'll fucking if

3284
02:27:17,680 --> 02:27:19,000
Speaker 1: you're having a, Moment i'll have a moment with. YOU

3285
02:27:19,000 --> 02:27:20,680
Speaker 1: i don't give a. Fuck so he did a very

3286
02:27:20,800 --> 02:27:24,080
Speaker 1: drunken podcast where he had fallen off the wagon and

3287
02:27:24,280 --> 02:27:24,760
Speaker 1: this is the Guy.

3288
02:27:25,200 --> 02:27:27,800
Speaker 3: Marcus oh, okay, YES i have seen this. Guy he's

3289
02:27:27,840 --> 02:27:28,640
Speaker 3: more extremely.

3290
02:27:28,760 --> 02:27:32,840
Speaker 1: Talented HE'S i would argue he's a. PRODIGY i, mean

3291
02:27:32,879 --> 02:27:36,280
Speaker 1: he's fucking the. Best but you, know guy likes to

3292
02:27:36,280 --> 02:27:37,720
Speaker 1: get loose every now and, then and right now he's.

3293
02:27:37,760 --> 02:27:39,640
Speaker 1: SOBER i think he's sober right. Now but the day

3294
02:27:39,640 --> 02:27:41,600
Speaker 1: he came, over he fell off the, wagon AND i

3295
02:27:41,800 --> 02:27:44,879
Speaker 1: just Wasn't i'm not the guy that's gonna go, hey,

3296
02:27:44,959 --> 02:27:48,920
Speaker 1: MAN i don't. Know i'm not that. Guy i'm the

3297
02:27:48,959 --> 02:27:50,560
Speaker 1: guy that, goes, Yeah i'll drink with. You so we got.

3298
02:27:50,600 --> 02:27:53,280
Speaker 1: Hammered we talked about him falling off the. Wagon we

3299
02:27:53,400 --> 02:27:55,800
Speaker 1: talked about his wife wasn't talking to him at the

3300
02:27:55,840 --> 02:27:58,000
Speaker 1: time because he had fallen off the. Wagon and so

3301
02:27:58,120 --> 02:28:00,440
Speaker 1: many people have so many fucking opinions about they should

3302
02:28:00,440 --> 02:28:01,960
Speaker 1: have HOW i should have dealt with, That AND i was, like, no,

3303
02:28:02,080 --> 02:28:05,200
Speaker 1: Man i'm your. Friend if something goes, Down i'm just

3304
02:28:05,240 --> 02:28:07,720
Speaker 1: gonna stand next to you and not ask. Questions i'm

3305
02:28:07,760 --> 02:28:09,520
Speaker 1: not gonna make it a more difficult day for. You

3306
02:28:09,560 --> 02:28:12,160
Speaker 1: i'm gonna be your. Boy and so we've we've, stayed

3307
02:28:12,760 --> 02:28:14,480
Speaker 1: we've stayed. Close he came, out he ended up doing

3308
02:28:14,560 --> 02:28:17,920
Speaker 1: fully loaded with. Us Sober sober didn't. Drink we did Flor.

3309
02:28:17,959 --> 02:28:19,800
Speaker 1: Obama we went out to The Flora Bama, bar gone

3310
02:28:19,800 --> 02:28:21,840
Speaker 1: on stage. TOGETHER i was fucking, lit but he didn't.

3311
02:28:21,879 --> 02:28:24,680
Speaker 1: Drink he was being being. HEALTHY i love that guy to. Death,

3312
02:28:24,720 --> 02:28:27,680
Speaker 1: Man he's a, legend is. Fuckingable i've got to listen

3313
02:28:27,720 --> 02:28:28,920
Speaker 1: to some of his. Music i've seen some of his,

3314
02:28:29,200 --> 02:28:31,920
Speaker 1: clips BUT i have not dove into his music just.

3315
02:28:32,040 --> 02:28:34,000
Speaker 1: Yet do we want to hit a twisted question?

3316
02:28:34,080 --> 02:28:34,280
Speaker 3: Before?

3317
02:28:34,879 --> 02:28:37,040
Speaker 1: Yes And i'm so. Sorry my bladder so. SMALL i

3318
02:28:37,120 --> 02:28:37,680
Speaker 1: have to, peek go.

3319
02:28:37,720 --> 02:28:39,360
Speaker 3: Pee go be a third. P how long is this

3320
02:28:39,400 --> 02:28:43,680
Speaker 3: podcast been going? On huh, oh this is.

3321
02:28:43,720 --> 02:28:46,440
Speaker 1: Nothing he's one of the shorter. Ones. Yeah, second another.

3322
02:28:46,480 --> 02:28:47,879
Speaker 1: HOUR i, mean get me another twisted, tea.

3323
02:28:47,920 --> 02:28:49,480
Speaker 3: Get him a, tweet him a tweet right?

3324
02:28:49,560 --> 02:28:52,119
Speaker 1: Now what do you really start breaking down?

3325
02:28:52,200 --> 02:28:55,400
Speaker 3: Things so you texted us about possibly doing some hurricane

3326
02:28:55,440 --> 02:28:56,440
Speaker 3: relief and then.

3327
02:28:56,440 --> 02:28:59,560
Speaker 1: You oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah So i'm doing In tampa. Instead,

3328
02:28:59,640 --> 02:29:02,240
Speaker 1: Okay so it was THE i DON'T i don't want

3329
02:29:02,240 --> 02:29:05,720
Speaker 1: to shoot on the relief people that you, know the different.

3330
02:29:05,760 --> 02:29:07,960
Speaker 3: Ones, yeah, hey, sure grab me a water, too please go.

3331
02:29:08,000 --> 02:29:11,560
Speaker 1: Ahead BUT i was going to do one tonight at

3332
02:29:11,640 --> 02:29:17,720
Speaker 1: The ryman and uh and, Uh i'm just going Anyway

3333
02:29:18,120 --> 02:29:19,000
Speaker 1: i'm just going.

3334
02:29:19,040 --> 02:29:21,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah and just doing stuff That i'm.

3335
02:29:21,240 --> 02:29:23,880
Speaker 1: Doing i'm, Doing i'm doing. Stuff you, Know it's it

3336
02:29:24,000 --> 02:29:27,880
Speaker 1: gets really. Tricky what the fuck tall? Boy oh my,

3337
02:29:28,120 --> 02:29:32,000
Speaker 1: god it gets really tricky giving. Money i've gotten fucked

3338
02:29:32,040 --> 02:29:32,480
Speaker 1: a number of.

3339
02:29:32,560 --> 02:29:34,440
Speaker 3: Times it's tough to give, money especially when you don't

3340
02:29:34,440 --> 02:29:34,760
Speaker 3: know where it's.

3341
02:29:34,800 --> 02:29:37,760
Speaker 1: Going so So i'll tell you that, this AND i,

3342
02:29:38,080 --> 02:29:41,360
Speaker 1: MEAN i wish it wasn't so. LIKE i did something

3343
02:29:41,400 --> 02:29:44,840
Speaker 1: for The. Bucks. Right The bucks were trying to build

3344
02:29:44,840 --> 02:29:48,000
Speaker 1: a house for habitat for. Humanity they needed like one

3345
02:29:48,080 --> 02:29:53,000
Speaker 1: hundred thousand. Dollars i've Been Doug williams, right epic quarterback

3346
02:29:53,080 --> 02:29:54,720
Speaker 1: for The. Bucks i'm With Doug. WILLIAMS i do a.

3347
02:29:54,800 --> 02:29:57,199
Speaker 1: VIDEO i, go all we're asking is for two dollars

3348
02:29:57,240 --> 02:29:59,680
Speaker 1: and forty six. Cents I'm Bert. Chreisler i'm donating two

3349
02:29:59,680 --> 02:30:02,800
Speaker 1: thousand than forty six. DOLLARS i, Went Doug, williams just

3350
02:30:04,040 --> 02:30:07,320
Speaker 1: put it in two dollars AND i get destroyed. Online

3351
02:30:07,480 --> 02:30:10,280
Speaker 1: i'm oblivious to it Because i'm not reading. Comments tommy

3352
02:30:10,320 --> 02:30:11,480
Speaker 1: comes to me and he's, like, dude you look like

3353
02:30:11,560 --> 02:30:14,400
Speaker 1: a fucking. Ass you're asking everyone donate two. Dollars you

3354
02:30:14,480 --> 02:30:17,680
Speaker 1: donated two. Thousand he's, like, you the comment online Is,

3355
02:30:17,720 --> 02:30:20,200
Speaker 1: bert you could have just bought the house. YOURSELF i was, like,

3356
02:30:20,280 --> 02:30:23,240
Speaker 1: kay but that's not how charity. Works it's like we

3357
02:30:23,400 --> 02:30:26,480
Speaker 1: group fund, things, right right. RIGHT i ended up buying a.

3358
02:30:26,600 --> 02:30:28,400
Speaker 1: HOUSE i had to buy a house of a. Guilt

3359
02:30:28,720 --> 02:30:30,680
Speaker 1: one hundred thousand. DOLLARS i bought a fucking house for

3360
02:30:30,720 --> 02:30:32,600
Speaker 1: habitat if your. Nity tom bought a house. Too we

3361
02:30:32,680 --> 02:30:35,600
Speaker 1: both bought. Houses and So i'm, Like i'm, Like i'm

3362
02:30:35,680 --> 02:30:38,119
Speaker 1: never going to fucking help anyone again because it comes

3363
02:30:38,160 --> 02:30:38,400
Speaker 1: back to.

3364
02:30:38,480 --> 02:30:40,160
Speaker 3: Me, Yeah and then it's like it's LIKE i was, LIKE.

3365
02:30:40,200 --> 02:30:42,280
Speaker 1: I was, like, also two thousand dollars is like a

3366
02:30:42,400 --> 02:30:45,520
Speaker 1: Solid why can't you just donate two thousand? Dollars so

3367
02:30:46,000 --> 02:30:48,360
Speaker 1: THEN i learned you just you cannot try to get

3368
02:30:48,440 --> 02:30:51,840
Speaker 1: credit for helping. People, No you've got to do it, silently,

3369
02:30:52,000 --> 02:30:54,400
Speaker 1: Right so that's on the.

3370
02:30:54,440 --> 02:30:56,160
Speaker 3: Bus he's big on, that, like if you're going to

3371
02:30:56,200 --> 02:30:58,800
Speaker 3: do something for, somebody you don't you don't want to

3372
02:30:58,840 --> 02:31:00,760
Speaker 3: do it at all public, eye.

3373
02:31:00,720 --> 02:31:01,080
Speaker 1: DUDE i.

3374
02:31:01,240 --> 02:31:02,000
Speaker 3: DID i.

3375
02:31:02,160 --> 02:31:04,160
Speaker 1: Did i'm the kind of guy that IF i, send

3376
02:31:04,640 --> 02:31:07,560
Speaker 1: IF i give you money for GoFundMe LIKE i put

3377
02:31:07,600 --> 02:31:09,880
Speaker 1: my name on. It, yeah, so AND i donate the

3378
02:31:09,920 --> 02:31:11,280
Speaker 1: most so That i'm at the top of the, list

3379
02:31:12,040 --> 02:31:15,400
Speaker 1: just to. Win oh, YEAH i Fucking i've dropped ten

3380
02:31:15,440 --> 02:31:17,640
Speaker 1: thousand dollars a number of times into go fundme is

3381
02:31:17,760 --> 02:31:19,200
Speaker 1: just to see my name above everyone.

3382
02:31:19,280 --> 02:31:22,200
Speaker 4: Else some of the gofundme's out. There, man there's a

3383
02:31:22,280 --> 02:31:24,040
Speaker 4: there's a buddy of mine who did a GoFundMe for

3384
02:31:24,920 --> 02:31:27,760
Speaker 4: surgery on his. Dog that's WHERE i draw the.

3385
02:31:27,800 --> 02:31:31,440
Speaker 3: LINE i BELIEVE i know this person, too like that

3386
02:31:31,920 --> 02:31:34,720
Speaker 3: who's doing? Well oh he's doing he does. Well, yeah

3387
02:31:34,720 --> 02:31:37,080
Speaker 3: it does does. Well it's not like he's just living

3388
02:31:37,120 --> 02:31:38,920
Speaker 3: in a cardboard. Box it's, like my dog has to

3389
02:31:38,959 --> 02:31:40,920
Speaker 3: get brain. Surgery please help fund.

3390
02:31:40,760 --> 02:31:45,160
Speaker 4: This cancer family. Emergency like it's stuff like, obviously but

3391
02:31:45,520 --> 02:31:48,840
Speaker 4: you're talking about surgery for a, Dog, like, yeah you

3392
02:31:48,959 --> 02:31:50,080
Speaker 4: gotta have a line somewhere you.

3393
02:31:50,160 --> 02:31:53,040
Speaker 1: Know It's, Uh i'm. Done i'm done trying to. HELP

3394
02:31:53,080 --> 02:31:55,480
Speaker 1: i USE i Go i'll help you and you'll never

3395
02:31:55,560 --> 02:31:58,040
Speaker 1: know about. It Like i'm doing a show In tampa

3396
02:31:58,600 --> 02:32:00,560
Speaker 1: And i'm giving the proceeds to you might call it

3397
02:32:00,959 --> 02:32:03,640
Speaker 1: and then obviously we will donate. Money it'll be, silent

3398
02:32:03,720 --> 02:32:06,440
Speaker 1: you won't know how much it. Went but but you just.

3399
02:32:06,480 --> 02:32:09,120
Speaker 1: Can't you. Can't LIKE i was going to try to

3400
02:32:09,160 --> 02:32:10,920
Speaker 1: do something here and then and all of a, sudden

3401
02:32:10,959 --> 02:32:13,039
Speaker 1: it just got so, convoluted AND i was, Like i'm.

3402
02:32:13,040 --> 02:32:14,480
Speaker 1: OUT i don't even want to be associated with it

3403
02:32:14,640 --> 02:32:16,840
Speaker 1: because second you Say i'd like to do, something all

3404
02:32:16,840 --> 02:32:18,600
Speaker 1: of a, sudden everyone just attacks. YOU i mean the

3405
02:32:18,680 --> 02:32:22,880
Speaker 1: fucking fire fires AND maui, LIKE i was that was, Tony.

3406
02:32:23,080 --> 02:32:25,760
Speaker 1: Dude look at my fucking. Phone all it is is

3407
02:32:25,800 --> 02:32:29,320
Speaker 1: people venmoing me asking for a thousand. Dollars it's it's

3408
02:32:29,760 --> 02:32:35,000
Speaker 1: and one chick's hot as. Fuck, dude she's like a single. Mom,

3409
02:32:37,959 --> 02:32:39,920
Speaker 1: LOOK i want you to see. Her she has fucking Smoking.

3410
02:32:41,160 --> 02:32:44,560
Speaker 1: Venmo god damn. It do you guys have have you

3411
02:32:44,600 --> 02:32:46,720
Speaker 1: guys had to wear readers? Yet? Dude my eyes are so.

3412
02:32:46,959 --> 02:32:49,640
Speaker 3: BAD i need TO i need to get on that.

3413
02:32:49,720 --> 02:32:50,720
Speaker 3: Train maybe a little.

3414
02:32:50,520 --> 02:32:59,520
Speaker 1: Lasik Justine, Adams, yeah looks like she's got a good. Personality,

3415
02:32:59,760 --> 02:33:03,240
Speaker 1: yeah dog, Lover, yeah she, said big, fan super weirdo.

3416
02:33:03,280 --> 02:33:05,160
Speaker 1: Crass just seeing if any celebrities are willing to help

3417
02:33:05,160 --> 02:33:07,959
Speaker 1: single mom trying to recover From helene having a rough.

3418
02:33:08,040 --> 02:33:10,960
Speaker 1: Time never done anything like this for far, regardless big.

3419
02:33:11,040 --> 02:33:13,320
Speaker 1: Fan so Then i'm such a fucking. LUNATIC i was,

3420
02:33:13,400 --> 02:33:15,800
Speaker 1: LIKE i wonder if she follows me On. Instagram she

3421
02:33:15,840 --> 02:33:18,560
Speaker 1: don't even follow me On? Instagram oh? Really, Yeah like

3422
02:33:18,600 --> 02:33:21,600
Speaker 1: what the, Fuck i'm not gonna you big don't follow? You,

3423
02:33:21,879 --> 02:33:22,600
Speaker 1: yeah big fan of.

3424
02:33:22,600 --> 02:33:25,200
Speaker 3: Yours, yeah, dude the Whole, see here's a problem with

3425
02:33:25,280 --> 02:33:26,840
Speaker 3: what you just told me. About the whole giving thing

3426
02:33:26,959 --> 02:33:28,840
Speaker 3: is if you're asking for two people to give two

3427
02:33:28,879 --> 02:33:31,360
Speaker 3: dollars and forty six cents and you're gonna give two

3428
02:33:31,440 --> 02:33:35,080
Speaker 3: thousand and four and sixty dollars or, whatever it's, Like, okay,

3429
02:33:35,400 --> 02:33:37,920
Speaker 3: yeah you could buy a house or habitat for, humanity

3430
02:33:37,959 --> 02:33:41,200
Speaker 3: but you're also, giving and the gesture of just giving

3431
02:33:41,280 --> 02:33:44,280
Speaker 3: should be good enough to be, like, wow good For

3432
02:33:44,360 --> 02:33:46,920
Speaker 3: burt to, give regardless if it's one dollar or a million.

3433
02:33:46,959 --> 02:33:51,240
Speaker 3: Dollars like giving and helping should be seen blanketly as great.

3434
02:33:51,320 --> 02:33:53,640
Speaker 1: Jobs so here's the thing That, Okay i'm being real right,

3435
02:33:53,680 --> 02:33:55,480
Speaker 1: now AND i understand this is gonna get pushed back.

3436
02:33:55,360 --> 02:33:56,880
Speaker 3: By i've really enjoyed this, episode by the.

3437
02:33:56,879 --> 02:33:59,640
Speaker 1: Way oh, dude such a. Blast i'm bummed that this

3438
02:33:59,720 --> 02:34:00,560
Speaker 1: is One i'll ever.

3439
02:34:00,640 --> 02:34:02,680
Speaker 4: Do and the reason you think the reason you think.

3440
02:34:02,720 --> 02:34:04,320
Speaker 4: Too he's been on four times because the first time

3441
02:34:04,320 --> 02:34:05,640
Speaker 4: we had them all we split into two.

3442
02:34:05,680 --> 02:34:07,200
Speaker 3: Weeks that's, Right oh for?

3443
02:34:07,280 --> 02:34:09,360
Speaker 1: Real, yeah because remember the first time he, came it

3444
02:34:09,440 --> 02:34:11,880
Speaker 1: was like three or four. Hours, no, yeah, dude this

3445
02:34:12,040 --> 02:34:13,160
Speaker 1: is such a great hang and.

3446
02:34:13,240 --> 02:34:16,480
Speaker 3: This but this is also the first podcast of all

3447
02:34:16,520 --> 02:34:19,200
Speaker 3: the podcasts we've, done whether you're doing Two bears and

3448
02:34:19,360 --> 02:34:20,720
Speaker 3: at the Super bowl with you And tom or the

3449
02:34:20,760 --> 02:34:22,800
Speaker 3: first time you were on where this is like the

3450
02:34:22,840 --> 02:34:24,720
Speaker 3: most casual of a CONVERSATION i think the three of

3451
02:34:24,800 --> 02:34:24,960
Speaker 3: us have.

3452
02:34:25,080 --> 02:34:25,200
Speaker 1: Had.

3453
02:34:25,400 --> 02:34:27,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah very, nice it's very.

3454
02:34:27,840 --> 02:34:30,879
Speaker 1: ORGANIC i appreciate. That thank. YOU i think what were

3455
02:34:30,920 --> 02:34:34,560
Speaker 1: we just talking? About giving giving? Back i'm gonna tell

3456
02:34:34,560 --> 02:34:37,480
Speaker 1: you what fucking drives me. NUTS i know. This you're

3457
02:34:37,480 --> 02:34:41,200
Speaker 1: gonna be honest for. Second so, like, okay there's an.

3458
02:34:41,320 --> 02:34:47,440
Speaker 1: Organization i'm NOT i a man LIKE i, Know i'm

3459
02:34:47,480 --> 02:34:50,880
Speaker 1: not going to talk about giving but, like, OKAY i

3460
02:34:51,040 --> 02:34:55,520
Speaker 1: give a fucking cuntload of money to this. Organization that's

3461
02:34:55,560 --> 02:34:59,800
Speaker 1: WHAT i was, thinking the same. Thing, no it's for

3462
02:35:00,760 --> 02:35:03,720
Speaker 1: it's for trans drag queens to read books to kids

3463
02:35:03,760 --> 02:35:11,200
Speaker 1: In florida. Anyway is that a real? Thing if it is.

3464
02:35:11,320 --> 02:35:11,760
Speaker 1: Reel it's.

3465
02:35:12,120 --> 02:35:16,320
Speaker 7: Wild they have drag queens reading books to fucking kindergarteners

3466
02:35:16,560 --> 02:35:19,080
Speaker 7: that can't be fucking. Real it's like frogs are gay

3467
02:35:19,240 --> 02:35:23,520
Speaker 7: kind of. Thing it's, like shut the fuck up mine as.

3468
02:35:23,600 --> 02:35:25,400
Speaker 7: Well how great do you think it would be if

3469
02:35:25,440 --> 02:35:27,360
Speaker 7: you and your boys you're like first graders and you're

3470
02:35:27,440 --> 02:35:30,000
Speaker 7: just learning how to make fun of gay, people and then.

3471
02:35:29,959 --> 02:35:33,039
Speaker 1: All of a sudden you're, like shut the funk. Off

3472
02:35:33,720 --> 02:35:35,840
Speaker 1: imagine if you had, okay, anyway.

3473
02:35:36,040 --> 02:35:37,680
Speaker 3: A couple of those drag queens pull it, off, Though,

3474
02:35:38,000 --> 02:35:39,039
Speaker 3: dude drag queens are.

3475
02:35:39,040 --> 02:35:39,720
Speaker 1: Awesome i'm.

3476
02:35:39,760 --> 02:35:41,120
Speaker 3: Saying they pull it off like you look at you

3477
02:35:41,280 --> 02:35:43,119
Speaker 3: like she's kind of and then they pulled the wake

3478
02:35:43,120 --> 02:35:44,920
Speaker 3: off like oh my, god no, idea.

3479
02:35:45,640 --> 02:35:47,160
Speaker 1: Dude, yeah pull.

3480
02:35:47,240 --> 02:35:48,640
Speaker 4: Up you don't know what to believe.

3481
02:35:48,680 --> 02:35:53,320
Speaker 1: It chriser drag queen, like, bro come, on, DUDE i

3482
02:35:53,440 --> 02:35:55,879
Speaker 1: mean that's.

3483
02:35:56,000 --> 02:36:00,880
Speaker 4: Him you get caught slipping hard.

3484
02:36:01,080 --> 02:36:05,039
Speaker 3: COURT i would thank god we're all married, now because

3485
02:36:05,160 --> 02:36:08,080
Speaker 3: there's there's different kind of bullets flying out there that

3486
02:36:08,160 --> 02:36:10,240
Speaker 3: WOULD i, Know i'd get GOT i.

3487
02:36:10,280 --> 02:36:11,560
Speaker 1: COULDN'T i WOULDN'T i.

3488
02:36:11,720 --> 02:36:13,840
Speaker 3: Know will's, asked who get got no question about? It

3489
02:36:14,320 --> 02:36:15,520
Speaker 3: little morning boy out there.

3490
02:36:16,640 --> 02:36:21,200
Speaker 1: Nothing. NOW i follow a trans woman who's in a

3491
02:36:21,280 --> 02:36:25,119
Speaker 1: trans woman, right, yeah trans woman who's In nashville right, Now,

3492
02:36:25,959 --> 02:36:31,400
Speaker 1: bro she is so FUCKING i think we.

3493
02:36:31,520 --> 02:36:33,200
Speaker 3: MIGHT i don't know how many trans women are in

3494
02:36:33,280 --> 02:36:35,560
Speaker 3: the Greater nashville. Area but my second year in the,

3495
02:36:35,600 --> 02:36:38,160
Speaker 3: LEAGUE i had a buddy who was a high school

3496
02:36:38,200 --> 02:36:40,400
Speaker 3: friend of, mine and we were out at the bars

3497
02:36:41,320 --> 02:36:43,039
Speaker 3: and he was kissing.

3498
02:36:43,080 --> 02:36:45,880
Speaker 1: Hang on to those girls or. Boys you tell you

3499
02:36:46,040 --> 02:36:49,320
Speaker 1: what's going. On that's, girls that's. Girls i'll tell you right,

3500
02:36:49,360 --> 02:36:50,960
Speaker 1: now all, right, Ready i'm gonna put my dick on.

3501
02:36:51,040 --> 02:36:52,920
Speaker 1: It there's are. Girls i'd put my dick in those.

3502
02:36:52,959 --> 02:36:57,560
Speaker 1: Mouths there's a. Girls shut the fuck.

3503
02:36:57,680 --> 02:36:59,760
Speaker 3: Up technically, girls, RIGHT i.

3504
02:36:59,840 --> 02:37:02,400
Speaker 1: Mean the next Morning i'd have to go technically. Girls

3505
02:37:02,760 --> 02:37:04,520
Speaker 1: the next Morning i'd be, like don't, worry, bird who

3506
02:37:04,520 --> 02:37:07,440
Speaker 1: was a? Girl, technically but there was at those are

3507
02:37:07,720 --> 02:37:11,160
Speaker 1: those were come, on, man this is not. Fair, yeah,

3508
02:37:11,200 --> 02:37:12,080
Speaker 1: sure get out of. Here.

3509
02:37:16,640 --> 02:37:18,520
Speaker 3: Yeah BUT i HAD i had a. BUDDY i had

3510
02:37:18,560 --> 02:37:20,040
Speaker 3: a buddy who we were at the bar and he

3511
02:37:20,200 --> 02:37:21,720
Speaker 3: was making out with a girl and a guy pulled me.

3512
02:37:21,760 --> 02:37:23,240
Speaker 3: Aside he's, like you got to tell your, friend that

3513
02:37:23,360 --> 02:37:25,680
Speaker 3: is not a. Girl that's not a, girl that's a

3514
02:37:25,800 --> 02:37:26,320
Speaker 3: that's a that's a.

3515
02:37:26,480 --> 02:37:29,879
Speaker 1: Guy, okay, Okay so what if, okay what if they,

3516
02:37:29,920 --> 02:37:31,960
Speaker 1: said what If trump gets elected and he's, like all,

3517
02:37:32,040 --> 02:37:36,720
Speaker 1: right new. Rules, okay you can legally and, no no

3518
02:37:36,800 --> 02:37:38,720
Speaker 1: one can get. Upset you can cheat on your girl

3519
02:37:39,520 --> 02:37:44,600
Speaker 1: if it's with a trans. Woman, okay, okay what's the

3520
02:37:44,720 --> 02:37:50,280
Speaker 1: question for? It would you? No just? Kiss just, no, no,

3521
02:37:50,360 --> 02:37:52,080
Speaker 1: no you're allowed to and your wife can't say anything about.

3522
02:37:52,080 --> 02:37:53,720
Speaker 1: It she, goes, no, no, no, no that's the. Law

3523
02:37:53,760 --> 02:37:55,080
Speaker 1: he made it the. Law they're.

3524
02:37:55,080 --> 02:37:56,720
Speaker 3: Trans so you want my wife to all of a

3525
02:37:56,720 --> 02:37:58,640
Speaker 3: sudden just take take all the laws into, effect be, like,

3526
02:37:58,760 --> 02:38:01,760
Speaker 3: GOOD i agree with. Them all is gonna, say, yeah you're. Right,

3527
02:38:01,840 --> 02:38:05,080
Speaker 3: Okay trump said that's gonna because they look like. Girls

3528
02:38:05,600 --> 02:38:13,080
Speaker 3: that's a that's a that's? Sure is that? Sure get this,

3529
02:38:13,640 --> 02:38:19,320
Speaker 3: LISTEN i had two daughters at home and first you're.

3530
02:38:19,400 --> 02:38:20,520
Speaker 1: NOT i still see it on the.

3531
02:38:20,560 --> 02:38:22,840
Speaker 3: Screen hold, on you want Your.

3532
02:38:25,680 --> 02:38:29,320
Speaker 1: We don't want to attack dollars going towards six changes in, prisons.

3533
02:38:29,360 --> 02:38:33,280
Speaker 3: Dude, okay we'll get to that a. Second quick, answer.

3534
02:38:33,480 --> 02:38:36,840
Speaker 3: Blanket it's like one Of mitch's twisted. Questions, no, well

3535
02:38:36,920 --> 02:38:37,080
Speaker 3: do you.

3536
02:38:37,120 --> 02:38:37,720
Speaker 1: Want to answer the.

3537
02:38:37,800 --> 02:38:39,039
Speaker 4: Question absolutely.

3538
02:38:39,160 --> 02:38:43,680
Speaker 3: Not, okay, done. Dude we were watching the law though

3539
02:38:44,200 --> 02:38:45,240
Speaker 3: for WHO i just, said, no.

3540
02:38:46,520 --> 02:38:48,160
Speaker 1: No, no we, could but we could just and just

3541
02:38:48,240 --> 02:38:52,920
Speaker 1: make up the trans they're so. Hot but the woman

3542
02:38:52,959 --> 02:38:54,400
Speaker 1: better than my, wife and she was christ and a.

3543
02:38:54,440 --> 02:38:58,200
Speaker 3: Woman, listen, LISTEN i fully can agree with you that

3544
02:38:58,280 --> 02:38:59,800
Speaker 3: there are some trans women out there that make you,

3545
02:38:59,879 --> 02:39:01,640
Speaker 3: go damn for, real that's.

3546
02:39:01,680 --> 02:39:04,959
Speaker 4: CRAZY i would support you LIKE i support your. Alcoholism, okay.

3547
02:39:06,920 --> 02:39:09,240
Speaker 1: It's not, real it's. OUT i don't believe IN. COVID

3548
02:39:09,280 --> 02:39:11,359
Speaker 1: i don't believe In by the, Way i've GOT covid.

3549
02:39:11,200 --> 02:39:13,000
Speaker 3: Eight, times you tell me you're From florida without telling

3550
02:39:13,040 --> 02:39:14,560
Speaker 3: me you're From. Florida all the things that come out

3551
02:39:14,600 --> 02:39:15,440
Speaker 3: Of bird's fucking mouth.

3552
02:39:15,480 --> 02:39:16,680
Speaker 1: Today get.

3553
02:39:16,720 --> 02:39:19,800
Speaker 3: This trump's elected the third, time by the, way Congratulate.

3554
02:39:19,840 --> 02:39:22,199
Speaker 3: Trump point and then all, right.

3555
02:39:22,160 --> 02:39:25,000
Speaker 1: Let's now let's pull up trans. Dudes can they do

3556
02:39:25,160 --> 02:39:26,680
Speaker 1: dude as well as those dudes can do?

3557
02:39:26,760 --> 02:39:28,720
Speaker 3: One, well we do have to go down because we

3558
02:39:29,000 --> 02:39:29,120
Speaker 3: to be.

3559
02:39:29,160 --> 02:39:32,080
Speaker 1: Fair answer not at, all because sports it's so much

3560
02:39:32,120 --> 02:39:34,960
Speaker 1: easier to be a. Woman that's not, no that's a.

3561
02:39:35,040 --> 02:39:36,080
Speaker 3: Dude that's a.

3562
02:39:36,120 --> 02:39:36,600
Speaker 1: Girl that was a.

3563
02:39:36,680 --> 02:39:37,520
Speaker 3: Dude that's a trans.

3564
02:39:37,600 --> 02:39:39,520
Speaker 4: Dude we gotta get out of.

3565
02:39:39,640 --> 02:39:40,440
Speaker 1: This we've got.

3566
02:39:40,520 --> 02:39:42,080
Speaker 4: It we've got to draw the line. Somewhere this like

3567
02:39:42,120 --> 02:39:42,960
Speaker 4: the gofund me for your.

3568
02:39:43,000 --> 02:39:46,400
Speaker 3: Dog, yeah we gotta, go. Dude so we were driving

3569
02:39:46,440 --> 02:39:46,920
Speaker 3: back from.

3570
02:39:47,040 --> 02:39:49,560
Speaker 4: Time, out but he had the story about giving money

3571
02:39:49,600 --> 02:39:51,160
Speaker 4: to an, organization and that's when we got off the.

3572
02:39:51,240 --> 02:39:53,040
Speaker 1: Track as soon as you said, THAT i, REMEMBERED i

3573
02:39:53,120 --> 02:39:55,960
Speaker 1: got out of. It that's not that was a born

3574
02:39:56,120 --> 02:39:56,520
Speaker 1: a black.

3575
02:39:56,600 --> 02:39:58,720
Speaker 3: Woman, no she was white.

3576
02:39:58,760 --> 02:40:01,160
Speaker 1: Too, hey, SURE i don't want to say it. Again,

3577
02:40:01,280 --> 02:40:05,920
Speaker 1: hey hold on for, real for, real for, real and, hey.

3578
02:40:06,720 --> 02:40:09,960
Speaker 3: We are muddying some waters out. Here and, literally this

3579
02:40:10,080 --> 02:40:11,800
Speaker 3: is like two weeks after The trump. Thing, people they're

3580
02:40:11,840 --> 02:40:16,280
Speaker 3: exactly who we thought they. Were we don't want we

3581
02:40:16,520 --> 02:40:17,920
Speaker 3: don't fucking need this right.

3582
02:40:18,000 --> 02:40:20,320
Speaker 4: Now we've got storytelling. Coming and then you just pull

3583
02:40:20,400 --> 02:40:20,920
Speaker 4: up another, one.

3584
02:40:21,040 --> 02:40:23,120
Speaker 1: Dude that's why they're hard not.

3585
02:40:23,200 --> 02:40:25,879
Speaker 3: TO i mean That sherman's job is on the line

3586
02:40:25,920 --> 02:40:28,080
Speaker 3: for the rest of this episode if you pull up

3587
02:40:28,120 --> 02:40:31,120
Speaker 3: another transperson on this, Podcast no, disrespect we. Respect everybody

3588
02:40:31,120 --> 02:40:32,040
Speaker 3: wants to be whoever they want to.

3589
02:40:32,080 --> 02:40:36,880
Speaker 1: Be but just right, now can you can you identify As?

3590
02:40:36,879 --> 02:40:39,440
Speaker 1: Asian if you can identify as a, woman you should

3591
02:40:39,440 --> 02:40:40,959
Speaker 1: be able to identify Hiss, asian, Right.

3592
02:40:41,280 --> 02:40:41,960
Speaker 3: Yeah i'm.

3593
02:40:41,959 --> 02:40:43,680
Speaker 4: SURE i forget what my twenty three and meters.

3594
02:40:43,840 --> 02:40:46,879
Speaker 1: WAS i Think african is, everybody, right the best JOKE

3595
02:40:46,920 --> 02:40:49,560
Speaker 1: i ever heard about. That SO i don't know who

3596
02:40:49,600 --> 02:40:52,160
Speaker 1: the guy, is AND i JUST i know he's an older,

3597
02:40:52,240 --> 02:40:53,760
Speaker 1: dude and he was a. GENIUS i think he's a,

3598
02:40:53,840 --> 02:41:01,840
Speaker 1: genius like autistic. Genius he, Said i'm un percent Uh

3599
02:41:02,520 --> 02:41:07,480
Speaker 1: Ashkenazi jew and one percent Sub Saharian african and he

3600
02:41:07,560 --> 02:41:09,480
Speaker 1: goes And i'll just tell, YOU i don't think it

3601
02:41:09,600 --> 02:41:10,039
Speaker 1: was a. Date.

3602
02:41:12,000 --> 02:41:14,080
Speaker 4: Dude rogan has a good one too with the twenty

3603
02:41:14,120 --> 02:41:17,520
Speaker 4: three and, Me like he brought up the whole the

3604
02:41:17,640 --> 02:41:19,280
Speaker 4: montage or him saying THE n word and when he

3605
02:41:19,320 --> 02:41:21,160
Speaker 4: got canceled everything else and he wrapped.

3606
02:41:20,879 --> 02:41:22,000
Speaker 1: It into a twenty three and. Me he was.

3607
02:41:22,080 --> 02:41:24,920
Speaker 4: Hilarious it was when we were In vegas watching we

3608
02:41:25,000 --> 02:41:28,280
Speaker 4: were Watching shane his stand up And rogan came out

3609
02:41:28,320 --> 02:41:28,720
Speaker 4: to surprise.

3610
02:41:28,760 --> 02:41:30,240
Speaker 1: Her, boy we got to meet. Him that was fucking.

3611
02:41:30,520 --> 02:41:33,400
Speaker 1: That you guys haven't Done rogan. Yet, Dog come, on

3612
02:41:33,760 --> 02:41:36,520
Speaker 1: we haven't Been hang. On if there's any if there's one,

3613
02:41:36,640 --> 02:41:40,400
Speaker 1: takeaway if there's one takeaway that everyone on every fan

3614
02:41:40,480 --> 02:41:43,920
Speaker 1: of this podcast should just start just getting the comments

3615
02:41:44,080 --> 02:41:45,040
Speaker 1: when you gonna have boys on.

3616
02:41:46,040 --> 02:41:48,160
Speaker 4: Something but we also hear if you press like that

3617
02:41:48,320 --> 02:41:48,880
Speaker 4: makes it for your.

3618
02:41:49,480 --> 02:41:52,760
Speaker 1: Removed we've been some bad. Ones i've heard some bad.

3619
02:41:52,840 --> 02:41:55,480
Speaker 3: Ones we've been told there's a like like like we're cool,

3620
02:41:55,720 --> 02:41:59,080
Speaker 3: rules we met. You we met him before we did

3621
02:41:59,120 --> 02:42:02,360
Speaker 3: the gambling. Thing he's told that story ten times on his.

3622
02:42:02,520 --> 02:42:07,920
Speaker 3: Show we feel like every time he talks about he

3623
02:42:08,080 --> 02:42:10,760
Speaker 3: mispronounces my name and talks about gambling With Dana. WHITE

3624
02:42:10,879 --> 02:42:13,120
Speaker 3: i have all my friends From. Kate they send me

3625
02:42:13,160 --> 02:42:16,760
Speaker 3: the video like listen foot we are toe in the.

3626
02:42:16,800 --> 02:42:20,880
Speaker 4: Door if we were to be, asked we would come.

3627
02:42:20,920 --> 02:42:22,520
Speaker 3: On if we were to be, asked we would check

3628
02:42:22,520 --> 02:42:23,840
Speaker 3: our schedule and then come.

3629
02:42:23,720 --> 02:42:27,440
Speaker 1: On come. On that's going to be the. Episode you're

3630
02:42:27,520 --> 02:42:29,760
Speaker 1: right about that, There and AS i said, that everyone

3631
02:42:29,760 --> 02:42:31,119
Speaker 1: to get in the. Comments don't get in the. Comments

3632
02:42:33,080 --> 02:42:36,520
Speaker 1: we did an EPISODE i think it stayed in the

3633
02:42:36,560 --> 02:42:40,560
Speaker 1: show where me And ari talked To joe about how

3634
02:42:40,720 --> 02:42:44,640
Speaker 1: we got people on his show because we always Were

3635
02:42:44,800 --> 02:42:47,120
Speaker 1: we always work behind the scenes to get people on

3636
02:42:47,520 --> 02:42:50,959
Speaker 1: and it would. Work oh, Yeah shane, gillis, yeah. Shame

3637
02:42:51,720 --> 02:42:54,039
Speaker 1: when we. TALKED i think we talked about.

3638
02:42:54,080 --> 02:42:54,120
Speaker 4: It.

3639
02:42:54,800 --> 02:42:57,280
Speaker 1: Man know for a. FACT theo was one WHERE i was,

3640
02:42:57,360 --> 02:42:58,960
Speaker 1: like Because stile wanted to get, on AND i was,

3641
02:42:59,040 --> 02:43:01,720
Speaker 1: LIKE i was, like it doesn't work that, way like

3642
02:43:02,080 --> 02:43:04,879
Speaker 1: LIKE i, CAN'T i can't IF i push It, Joe

3643
02:43:05,080 --> 02:43:08,200
Speaker 1: joe won't like it right, right he'll say yes because

3644
02:43:08,200 --> 02:43:10,680
Speaker 1: he'll go, yeah of. Course but LIKE i tried to

3645
02:43:10,760 --> 02:43:13,280
Speaker 1: do it With Warren, Sapp warren wanted to do it

3646
02:43:13,280 --> 02:43:16,080
Speaker 1: a long time, ago long time, ago AND i was, like, yo,

3647
02:43:16,760 --> 02:43:21,160
Speaker 1: Hey Warren sapp wants to get on your is it

3648
02:43:21,280 --> 02:43:22,760
Speaker 1: fat tom or? Fat? Shame holy?

3649
02:43:23,000 --> 02:43:27,119
Speaker 3: Shit that angle the old the old couch was really, hard.

3650
02:43:27,360 --> 02:43:31,960
Speaker 1: Literally, hard SO i. Said and SO i, Was joe's,

3651
02:43:31,959 --> 02:43:32,720
Speaker 1: Like i'll Have warren sappo.

3652
02:43:32,720 --> 02:43:32,880
Speaker 3: On he.

3653
02:43:32,920 --> 02:43:34,640
Speaker 1: GOES i just don't know. HIM i don't know anything about,

3654
02:43:34,720 --> 02:43:36,200
Speaker 1: him so like you have to come on with. Him

3655
02:43:36,600 --> 02:43:38,480
Speaker 1: AND i was, like oh That i'm Not i'm not

3656
02:43:38,560 --> 02:43:41,480
Speaker 1: a Great i'm not a great go. Between and SO

3657
02:43:41,720 --> 02:43:43,840
Speaker 1: i remember saying with, YOU i was, like, dude when

3658
02:43:43,920 --> 02:43:46,800
Speaker 1: he sees, you he'll want you. On and that's when

3659
02:43:46,879 --> 02:43:49,480
Speaker 1: you want to be, on is when he's excited about

3660
02:43:49,520 --> 02:43:54,240
Speaker 1: you and uh And. Gillis gillis was like One ari

3661
02:43:54,400 --> 02:43:59,480
Speaker 1: AND i would we would Send Gillian keeves videos to

3662
02:43:59,600 --> 02:44:01,640
Speaker 1: our group, thread like, dude have you seen? This and

3663
02:44:01,720 --> 02:44:04,720
Speaker 1: then like all you're waiting for Is joe to, Reply

3664
02:44:04,920 --> 02:44:06,720
Speaker 1: and Then i'd be like, no and THEN rii would

3665
02:44:06,760 --> 02:44:08,440
Speaker 1: text me send it, again and THEN i said it

3666
02:44:08,520 --> 02:44:10,760
Speaker 1: again and this is fucking, awesome, Dude Shane gillis is fucking.

3667
02:44:10,800 --> 02:44:12,960
Speaker 1: Hysterical and and Then joe be like who is this.

3668
02:44:13,040 --> 02:44:15,400
Speaker 1: Guy i'm, like, oh he's the guy that got fire

3669
02:44:15,400 --> 02:44:17,280
Speaker 1: FROM snl for, that and he's, Like joe's, like that's fucking.

3670
02:44:17,320 --> 02:44:20,560
Speaker 1: BULLSHIT i, mean it's it's it was like we talked

3671
02:44:20,560 --> 02:44:22,120
Speaker 1: about it on an episode AND i can't remember if

3672
02:44:22,120 --> 02:44:24,800
Speaker 1: we shared all of, it but, uh, yeah it's we

3673
02:44:24,920 --> 02:44:26,720
Speaker 1: did it With Nate, Bargatzi we've done it with a

3674
02:44:26,760 --> 02:44:29,680
Speaker 1: bunch of. People no. Shit, yeah because Because joe's you,

3675
02:44:29,720 --> 02:44:33,040
Speaker 1: know so many people come At. Joe of course that's the.

3676
02:44:33,120 --> 02:44:35,120
Speaker 4: One like everyone's begging for him to sit down with

3677
02:44:35,160 --> 02:44:38,199
Speaker 4: the presidential candidates For kamalain and, Yeah, trump it sounds

3678
02:44:38,240 --> 02:44:40,400
Speaker 4: like they're gonna. Happen the trumpet sounds like it's gonna.

3679
02:44:40,400 --> 02:44:41,000
Speaker 1: Happen, YEAH i just.

3680
02:44:41,080 --> 02:44:42,320
Speaker 3: DON'T i don't know how it's gonna work.

3681
02:44:42,320 --> 02:44:44,000
Speaker 1: Out but, yeah it's to your. Point, YEAH i Mean

3682
02:44:44,200 --> 02:44:47,280
Speaker 1: i've started On i've sat in the room with people

3683
02:44:47,360 --> 02:44:49,640
Speaker 1: who were, like who are, Like, joe hey, man if

3684
02:44:49,640 --> 02:44:51,120
Speaker 1: you ever need a guest for your, Podcast AND i, go,

3685
02:44:51,200 --> 02:44:54,240
Speaker 1: wow you just got yourself never on the. Show, yeah

3686
02:44:54,640 --> 02:44:57,600
Speaker 1: you know It's joe's REALLY i think he'd be cool

3687
02:44:57,640 --> 02:45:01,320
Speaker 1: with me saying. This he's very comfortable. Confrontation comfortable with.

3688
02:45:01,360 --> 02:45:02,120
Speaker 3: Confrontation oh.

3689
02:45:02,560 --> 02:45:04,760
Speaker 4: MAN i mean there's receipts out, there even old videos

3690
02:45:04,800 --> 02:45:06,039
Speaker 4: Like Fear, factor like.

3691
02:45:08,040 --> 02:45:13,240
Speaker 1: And so like people that, think you, know, hey what's the?

3692
02:45:13,320 --> 02:45:15,760
Speaker 1: Saying they say it never hurts to try? It does? It?

3693
02:45:15,879 --> 02:45:18,480
Speaker 1: Does it totally does literally completely.

3694
02:45:18,600 --> 02:45:23,640
Speaker 3: Does so when we when we Met, Joe shane was, like,

3695
02:45:23,680 --> 02:45:26,400
Speaker 3: Hey joe's gonna come. In do not talk about the.

3696
02:45:26,440 --> 02:45:30,879
Speaker 3: Podcast do not bring up anything about the. Podcast is a.

3697
02:45:30,959 --> 02:45:35,600
Speaker 1: Little crazy that like we have a. Way it's like

3698
02:45:35,680 --> 02:45:37,440
Speaker 1: it's like it's like if they brought a chimp in

3699
02:45:37,640 --> 02:45:39,360
Speaker 1: and they were, like hey, man don't look him right

3700
02:45:39,360 --> 02:45:42,200
Speaker 1: in the, eyes bite off your, fingers will bite your,

3701
02:45:42,240 --> 02:45:44,120
Speaker 1: nose don't look him in the. Eyes but it's. Right

3702
02:45:44,200 --> 02:45:46,879
Speaker 1: it's he don't talk about the, podcast just be a regular,

3703
02:45:46,920 --> 02:45:49,960
Speaker 1: person hang with. Him joe just wants. To joe just

3704
02:45:50,000 --> 02:45:52,960
Speaker 1: doesn't want to feel like he's being. Leveraged that's.

3705
02:45:53,000 --> 02:45:55,280
Speaker 3: It, YEAH i MEAN i feel like everybody wants to

3706
02:45:55,320 --> 02:45:58,119
Speaker 3: feel that way if you are a person of celebrity

3707
02:45:58,120 --> 02:45:59,160
Speaker 3: status in any shape or.

3708
02:45:59,240 --> 02:46:00,720
Speaker 4: Form, DUDE i just want to hang.

3709
02:46:00,760 --> 02:46:03,800
Speaker 1: Out i'm always shocked at like people who hit Up

3710
02:46:03,879 --> 02:46:07,800
Speaker 1: joe for tickets TO. Ufc LIKE i one, time one

3711
02:46:07,879 --> 02:46:09,879
Speaker 1: TIME i was AT i was Doing Madison Square. GARDEN

3712
02:46:10,520 --> 02:46:13,000
Speaker 1: ufc was In Madison Square. GARDEN i was doing the.

3713
02:46:13,080 --> 02:46:16,000
Speaker 1: Theater joe isn't doing the the the what you ll call.

3714
02:46:16,040 --> 02:46:18,480
Speaker 1: It AND i that MORNING i texted. HIM i, said,

3715
02:46:18,760 --> 02:46:20,800
Speaker 1: dude are you AT? Ufc and he said, yes do

3716
02:46:20,879 --> 02:46:22,680
Speaker 1: you need? Tickets AND i said that would be? Great

3717
02:46:22,720 --> 02:46:25,080
Speaker 1: and IMMEDIATELY i regretted it AND i was, like, Man

3718
02:46:25,920 --> 02:46:28,520
Speaker 1: i've never asked anything from that, guy Like i've never

3719
02:46:28,640 --> 02:46:31,320
Speaker 1: said and he is so goddamn. Generous he sent me

3720
02:46:31,400 --> 02:46:33,560
Speaker 1: a tribemone one, time he sent me. Grills he sent

3721
02:46:33,640 --> 02:46:36,040
Speaker 1: me stuff that you he sees you talking about, it

3722
02:46:36,040 --> 02:46:38,520
Speaker 1: he just, goes, hey, MAN i got you AND i regretted,

3723
02:46:38,520 --> 02:46:40,680
Speaker 1: immediately AND i immediately, Said, hey, MAN i don't need the.

3724
02:46:40,720 --> 02:46:42,640
Speaker 1: TICKETS i will buy. TICKETS i want to. Go i'm

3725
02:46:42,680 --> 02:46:44,840
Speaker 1: gonna buy my own. Tickets But i'm always shocked at

3726
02:46:44,879 --> 02:46:48,440
Speaker 1: like people who are completely. COMFORTABLE i, Like, joe can

3727
02:46:48,480 --> 02:46:51,480
Speaker 1: you hook me up FOR? Ufc i'm, like why wouldn't

3728
02:46:51,480 --> 02:46:53,520
Speaker 1: you just be his? Friend? Right, like just be his?

3729
02:46:53,640 --> 02:46:55,360
Speaker 1: Friend you get your own fucking.

3730
02:46:55,400 --> 02:46:57,440
Speaker 3: Tickets let me ask you this, though if you If

3731
02:46:57,560 --> 02:47:01,080
Speaker 3: joe was Not Joe rogan like the stature he, is

3732
02:47:01,160 --> 02:47:03,720
Speaker 3: and he was just a regular friend and you guys

3733
02:47:03,760 --> 02:47:07,080
Speaker 3: were in college and they had the ability to get

3734
02:47:07,120 --> 02:47:09,199
Speaker 3: tickets to, something would you not ask that person for? Tickets?

3735
02:47:10,160 --> 02:47:13,039
Speaker 1: NO i still. Won't, Really YEAH i. Don't But i'm

3736
02:47:13,120 --> 02:47:15,680
Speaker 1: weird About i'm weird about owing stuff to.

3737
02:47:15,760 --> 02:47:18,200
Speaker 3: People, yeah But i'm trying to put myself in a

3738
02:47:18,240 --> 02:47:22,320
Speaker 3: situation like like IF i was in whatever the podcast

3739
02:47:22,360 --> 02:47:24,520
Speaker 3: with the process no longer, exists bust on with the.

3740
02:47:24,560 --> 02:47:29,640
Speaker 3: Boys i'm In. Lincoln they're playing, somebody AND i would

3741
02:47:29,680 --> 02:47:31,800
Speaker 3: not feel uncomfortable at all about Texting will and be, Like, yo,

3742
02:47:31,879 --> 02:47:33,840
Speaker 3: Hey i'm here in, Town LIKE i know they're playing to.

3743
02:47:33,920 --> 02:47:35,320
Speaker 3: Night do you have anybody hook me up with some.

3744
02:47:35,400 --> 02:47:37,640
Speaker 1: Tickets, OH i can't do. That, so Like i'm going

3745
02:47:37,680 --> 02:47:39,760
Speaker 1: to parents weekend and it'd be a no. Brainer i'm

3746
02:47:39,800 --> 02:47:41,880
Speaker 1: going To paris no matter.

3747
02:47:41,959 --> 02:47:46,000
Speaker 3: What BUT i do understand the discomfort of asking some

3748
02:47:46,080 --> 02:47:46,959
Speaker 3: of the tickets.

3749
02:47:46,720 --> 02:47:50,080
Speaker 1: The second because the second here's and this is gonna

3750
02:47:50,080 --> 02:47:52,879
Speaker 1: sound very. Broken the SECOND i ask you for, SOMETHING

3751
02:47:52,959 --> 02:47:54,720
Speaker 1: i owe you. SOMETHING i don't want to owe anyone.

3752
02:47:54,800 --> 02:47:56,200
Speaker 1: ANYTHING i feel like that only.

3753
02:47:56,360 --> 02:47:59,040
Speaker 3: GOES i feel like that's like there's like levels tiers of.

3754
02:47:59,120 --> 02:48:02,680
Speaker 3: Friendship and like you enjoy our great, Friends, Will will.

3755
02:48:02,600 --> 02:48:05,240
Speaker 1: AND i are great. Friends i'm, Gonna i'm, Gonna i'm,

3756
02:48:05,240 --> 02:48:07,440
Speaker 1: Gonna i'm gonna trump your celebrity for two seconds and

3757
02:48:07,520 --> 02:48:11,320
Speaker 1: tell you this is this is the your. Future hey,

3758
02:48:11,360 --> 02:48:13,560
Speaker 1: man we'd love you to go to the uh fucking

3759
02:48:14,320 --> 02:48:16,400
Speaker 1: what's the minor league team? Here it's a great. Team.

3760
02:48:16,800 --> 02:48:18,560
Speaker 1: Sounds we love to go to The. Sounds, OH i love. That,

3761
02:48:18,720 --> 02:48:21,199
Speaker 1: hey can we take care of you and your? Family absolutely? Cool,

3762
02:48:21,400 --> 02:48:22,880
Speaker 1: hey when you get, there we're gonna bring you down the.

3763
02:48:22,920 --> 02:48:24,760
Speaker 1: Field we want you to do some. Pictures you're, like all, right,

3764
02:48:24,840 --> 02:48:27,000
Speaker 1: great and then and then on the seventh, inning we're

3765
02:48:27,000 --> 02:48:28,720
Speaker 1: gonna have you stand. Up you're gonna sing for the whole.

3766
02:48:28,720 --> 02:48:30,360
Speaker 1: Group is that? COOL i need some pictures with. You

3767
02:48:30,600 --> 02:48:32,400
Speaker 1: can we get your wife out of? Them? Though the

3768
02:48:32,600 --> 02:48:35,280
Speaker 1: second you give them, anything you owe. Them it's a work.

3769
02:48:35,360 --> 02:48:39,560
Speaker 1: Day Everything i've ever done Where i've gotten like a.

3770
02:48:39,680 --> 02:48:42,280
Speaker 1: PRIVILEGE i can't get into two great. DETAILS i don't

3771
02:48:42,280 --> 02:48:44,760
Speaker 1: want to sound like an ungrateful, asshole but like Hey,

3772
02:48:44,800 --> 02:48:46,200
Speaker 1: bert we'd love to have you. This all of a,

3773
02:48:46,240 --> 02:48:48,400
Speaker 1: Sudden i'm being walked around like a fucking show pony

3774
02:48:48,600 --> 02:48:50,400
Speaker 1: for the entire. Time and it's a work. Event and

3775
02:48:50,600 --> 02:48:52,720
Speaker 1: IF i want to go TO, ufc IF i want

3776
02:48:52,720 --> 02:48:53,920
Speaker 1: to go to The, bucks IF i want to go to,

3777
02:48:54,000 --> 02:48:55,920
Speaker 1: SOMETHING i want to. GO i don't want to have to.

3778
02:48:56,000 --> 02:48:57,800
Speaker 1: WORK i want to be able to party and not be.

3779
02:48:57,920 --> 02:49:00,680
Speaker 1: Responsible i'll give you a perfect, example a perfect. EXAMPLE

3780
02:49:00,680 --> 02:49:02,600
Speaker 1: i feel like you. Can you can paint those boundaries

3781
02:49:02,720 --> 02:49:03,320
Speaker 1: before you go to.

3782
02:49:03,400 --> 02:49:06,960
Speaker 3: It, well and you're also talking about a company versus a.

3783
02:49:07,000 --> 02:49:09,560
Speaker 1: Friendship i'll tell you a great. EXAMPLE i went TO

3784
02:49:10,600 --> 02:49:12,520
Speaker 1: i liked every. YEAR i like to get a box

3785
02:49:12,680 --> 02:49:15,040
Speaker 1: at The rams game for all my friends and family

3786
02:49:15,520 --> 02:49:18,240
Speaker 1: and bring them all to the One rams. Game we did.

3787
02:49:18,280 --> 02:49:21,200
Speaker 1: It last Year Thursday Night. Football it's. ME i paid

3788
02:49:21,240 --> 02:49:22,640
Speaker 1: for the. BOX i paid for the, BOX i brought

3789
02:49:22,640 --> 02:49:24,560
Speaker 1: everyone AND i got a party bus. Everyone my parents are,

3790
02:49:24,600 --> 02:49:26,880
Speaker 1: there my kids are, there all our friends and. Family

3791
02:49:27,000 --> 02:49:29,600
Speaker 1: so it's. Awesome THAT'S i, think that's. It that's actually.

3792
02:49:29,640 --> 02:49:30,359
Speaker 3: It it's beautiful.

3793
02:49:30,400 --> 02:49:34,000
Speaker 1: Time And Uh Andrew whitworth comes back and he's, like,

3794
02:49:34,680 --> 02:49:37,000
Speaker 1: hey can you come on the show at the, end

3795
02:49:37,800 --> 02:49:41,440
Speaker 1: AND i was like. UGH i was like yes Because

3796
02:49:41,440 --> 02:49:44,160
Speaker 1: i'm a big fan Of Andrew, whitworth so you, know

3797
02:49:44,280 --> 02:49:46,320
Speaker 1: we were rams. Family he's the, man and he's the fucking,

3798
02:49:46,400 --> 02:49:49,280
Speaker 1: man and it's Fucking fitzpatrick and they want me to

3799
02:49:49,320 --> 02:49:51,040
Speaker 1: just rip my show off the fuck, around AND i, go, yes,

3800
02:49:51,200 --> 02:49:54,360
Speaker 1: ABSOLUTELY i want. To, however it MEANS i gotta stop

3801
02:49:54,440 --> 02:49:56,520
Speaker 1: drinking BECAUSE i don't want to GET i don't want

3802
02:49:56,520 --> 02:49:59,199
Speaker 1: to go drunk ON, tv you. Know so if everything

3803
02:49:59,240 --> 02:50:01,560
Speaker 1: turns into a, Work i'm so GRATEFUL i did. IT

3804
02:50:01,640 --> 02:50:03,959
Speaker 1: i had so much fun AND i didn't technically stop.

3805
02:50:04,040 --> 02:50:06,400
Speaker 1: Drinking it was so. Awesome it was such a great.

3806
02:50:06,400 --> 02:50:09,080
Speaker 1: Experience but like WHEN i go to, SOMETHING i want

3807
02:50:09,120 --> 02:50:10,160
Speaker 1: to just go AND i don't want to deal with.

3808
02:50:10,200 --> 02:50:12,040
Speaker 1: ANYONE i don't want to deal with like the hey

3809
02:50:12,080 --> 02:50:14,200
Speaker 1: can we get you to go up and do? That

3810
02:50:14,400 --> 02:50:17,120
Speaker 1: and you're, like, uh like every baseball game we go.

3811
02:50:17,200 --> 02:50:20,480
Speaker 1: To we went to The dodgers opening Ceremony Opening day

3812
02:50:20,800 --> 02:50:22,600
Speaker 1: and they were, like, yeah we can get you, tickets

3813
02:50:22,720 --> 02:50:24,920
Speaker 1: and my daughters were, like don't pay for, them so

3814
02:50:24,959 --> 02:50:26,960
Speaker 1: we don't have to. Work because if you get the

3815
02:50:27,040 --> 02:50:29,640
Speaker 1: tickets for, free you're gonna go, Down you're gonna say

3816
02:50:29,680 --> 02:50:32,040
Speaker 1: hi to. Everyone they're gonna just you're. Theirs they own

3817
02:50:32,080 --> 02:50:33,560
Speaker 1: you for the. Day SO i don't want.

3818
02:50:33,560 --> 02:50:36,960
Speaker 4: To, yeah it's like if we had that same if

3819
02:50:37,080 --> 02:50:39,680
Speaker 4: if you were, like, hey, come If i'm In, lincoln

3820
02:50:39,959 --> 02:50:41,640
Speaker 4: Like i'm trying to go to A husker, game could

3821
02:50:41,640 --> 02:50:44,240
Speaker 4: you hook it? Up AND i would say, absolutely as Fucking,

3822
02:50:44,280 --> 02:50:46,360
Speaker 4: LILY i want you to see A husker, ATMOSPHERE i

3823
02:50:46,440 --> 02:50:49,120
Speaker 4: WOULD i would text get the hookup, going AND i

3824
02:50:49,160 --> 02:50:51,560
Speaker 4: would tell. THEM i would, say he just wants to

3825
02:50:51,600 --> 02:50:54,040
Speaker 4: go and see and watch the. GAME i can not

3826
02:50:54,160 --> 02:50:56,800
Speaker 4: ask him to do anything LIKE i would almost do

3827
02:50:56,879 --> 02:50:58,280
Speaker 4: that for. You SO i do feel, like there's NO.

3828
02:50:58,959 --> 02:51:01,039
Speaker 3: I don't think you would say that without this conversation taking.

3829
02:51:01,080 --> 02:51:03,160
Speaker 4: Place if he told me he didn't want to do,

3830
02:51:03,200 --> 02:51:06,640
Speaker 4: anything no extra with. IT i would absolutely, say.

3831
02:51:06,680 --> 02:51:10,360
Speaker 3: But the blanket the person basic text that's, like hey,

3832
02:51:10,400 --> 02:51:12,720
Speaker 3: MAN i would love to go to watch A nebraska football.

3833
02:51:12,760 --> 02:51:15,280
Speaker 3: Game you would just take, that send it to whoever

3834
02:51:15,360 --> 02:51:17,640
Speaker 3: and be, like, Hey Burt Burke kreischer was looking for

3835
02:51:17,680 --> 02:51:19,120
Speaker 3: a couple of, tickets you, guys mind hooking him. Up

3836
02:51:19,959 --> 02:51:22,560
Speaker 3: that's without any context of this conversation him.

3837
02:51:22,879 --> 02:51:24,120
Speaker 1: Want to do. It the person that got you the

3838
02:51:24,160 --> 02:51:25,959
Speaker 1: tickets that you had to go, through they did, Something

3839
02:51:26,000 --> 02:51:29,039
Speaker 1: they're going to want. Something i've been to too many

3840
02:51:29,080 --> 02:51:31,640
Speaker 1: of these things where they, go, well you think it's

3841
02:51:31,640 --> 02:51:33,440
Speaker 1: all for, free and then all of a sudden you're

3842
02:51:33,440 --> 02:51:35,520
Speaker 1: working the entire. Day so that's why.

3843
02:51:35,440 --> 02:51:38,560
Speaker 4: It's different with everybody go to A titans game and say, like,

3844
02:51:38,640 --> 02:51:40,600
Speaker 4: hey you know so and, so we don't want to DO,

3845
02:51:40,760 --> 02:51:41,959
Speaker 4: X y AND, z like we just want To.

3846
02:51:44,120 --> 02:51:47,360
Speaker 3: That's a perfect. EXAMPLE i took my uh it was

3847
02:51:47,400 --> 02:51:50,320
Speaker 3: A packers. GAME i took my kids and my. Wife

3848
02:51:50,360 --> 02:51:52,400
Speaker 3: not that was this, year to my kids and my

3849
02:51:52,480 --> 02:51:54,960
Speaker 3: wife AND i Texted Nate, baine the social media, guy

3850
02:51:55,000 --> 02:51:56,720
Speaker 3: AND i was, Like, hey want to take my kids

3851
02:51:56,800 --> 02:51:58,800
Speaker 3: do a? Game my daughter's been talking about. It would

3852
02:51:58,800 --> 02:52:00,520
Speaker 3: love to go and he's, like, oh, yeah no. PROBLEM i, said,

3853
02:52:00,520 --> 02:52:02,440
Speaker 3: hey one more. THING i don't want to be on

3854
02:52:02,480 --> 02:52:04,040
Speaker 3: the big. SCREEN i don't want to chug the. BEER

3855
02:52:04,080 --> 02:52:05,040
Speaker 3: i don't want to do any of. THAT i just

3856
02:52:05,080 --> 02:52:06,880
Speaker 3: want to watch the. Game and he's, like no. Problem

3857
02:52:07,280 --> 02:52:07,960
Speaker 3: went watched the.

3858
02:52:08,040 --> 02:52:13,240
Speaker 1: Game left. Dude last YEAR i did the beer chrug last.

3859
02:52:13,320 --> 02:52:16,000
Speaker 1: Year i'm talking about this. Season the big screen gives

3860
02:52:16,040 --> 02:52:19,640
Speaker 1: me so much. Anxiety LIKE i went to The nicks

3861
02:52:19,760 --> 02:52:22,280
Speaker 1: and then The, rangers like the first EXPERIENCE i have

3862
02:52:22,360 --> 02:52:24,040
Speaker 1: where they gave you tickets And i'm, like, yeah they're

3863
02:52:24,040 --> 02:52:25,240
Speaker 1: gonna put you on the big. SCREEN i thought it

3864
02:52:25,280 --> 02:52:26,720
Speaker 1: was a gift that you get to be on the big.

3865
02:52:26,720 --> 02:52:28,680
Speaker 1: Screen it, Is but WHAT i didn't realize is that

3866
02:52:28,879 --> 02:52:32,039
Speaker 1: the whole fucking, Game i'm, nervous going, like when are

3867
02:52:32,080 --> 02:52:33,560
Speaker 1: they coming to? Me when are they coming to? ME

3868
02:52:33,640 --> 02:52:35,600
Speaker 1: i HOPE i can do? It well SHOULD i would

3869
02:52:35,600 --> 02:52:37,160
Speaker 1: take my hat off and didn't take the shirt, off

3870
02:52:37,200 --> 02:52:39,400
Speaker 1: and the night and then and then then we went

3871
02:52:39,440 --> 02:52:41,280
Speaker 1: to The. Rangers they're, like, yo kill a, beer but

3872
02:52:41,320 --> 02:52:42,640
Speaker 1: you can't take your shirt. Off AND i was, like

3873
02:52:42,959 --> 02:52:45,720
Speaker 1: like The yankees, Game god damn, IT i was fucking.

3874
02:52:45,800 --> 02:52:46,800
Speaker 3: Fat that's you on the.

3875
02:52:46,879 --> 02:52:48,480
Speaker 1: Left, wow, bro you look so.

3876
02:52:48,720 --> 02:52:50,360
Speaker 3: Different you don't look like the same human. Being.

3877
02:52:52,600 --> 02:52:55,520
Speaker 1: Holy CAN i tell you what's crazy about that picture

3878
02:52:56,560 --> 02:53:00,440
Speaker 1: IS i had gotten wardrobe for The Today show and

3879
02:53:01,240 --> 02:53:03,760
Speaker 1: on the. FLIGHT i put it on the next day

3880
02:53:03,760 --> 02:53:06,080
Speaker 1: and it didn't. FIT i gained weight on the. Flight

3881
02:53:07,440 --> 02:53:07,920
Speaker 1: god damn.

3882
02:53:07,920 --> 02:53:10,800
Speaker 3: IT i was past.

3883
02:53:12,080 --> 02:53:14,560
Speaker 1: Like. That right, Now i'm the best shape of my. Life,

3884
02:53:14,680 --> 02:53:20,320
Speaker 1: pete you look the, same. Consistent, yeah but but you

3885
02:53:20,320 --> 02:53:22,920
Speaker 1: said The yankees. Game yankees, game they, go, hey we

3886
02:53:23,000 --> 02:53:25,240
Speaker 1: got great teach for. You everything's, free and you're, like oh,

3887
02:53:25,320 --> 02:53:27,440
Speaker 1: cool and they're, like real, quick can you come back

3888
02:53:27,480 --> 02:53:27,720
Speaker 1: and do?

3889
02:53:27,840 --> 02:53:30,000
Speaker 4: That and you're, like but you didn't when you agreed

3890
02:53:30,040 --> 02:53:31,920
Speaker 4: to the. Ticket you didn't set the, set paint the

3891
02:53:31,959 --> 02:53:36,640
Speaker 4: EXPERT i. GOT i, LIKE i do feel what you're,

3892
02:53:36,640 --> 02:53:39,080
Speaker 4: Saying BUT i do also at the in the same,

3893
02:53:39,160 --> 02:53:40,800
Speaker 4: breath feel like you can go and do these things

3894
02:53:40,840 --> 02:53:44,040
Speaker 4: by being like up front at the very. Beginning, yeah

3895
02:53:44,720 --> 02:53:46,640
Speaker 4: but there is so at a layer to. It.

3896
02:53:46,920 --> 02:53:49,600
Speaker 1: ASKING i would never ask show for. ANYTHING i would,

3897
02:53:49,720 --> 02:53:53,400
Speaker 1: NEVER i will never as long as he he offered

3898
02:53:53,400 --> 02:53:57,280
Speaker 1: his friendship one night about he, said he, goes he,

3899
02:53:57,360 --> 02:53:59,560
Speaker 1: GOES i want to be your. Friend i'm trying to

3900
02:53:59,560 --> 02:54:01,800
Speaker 1: be your. Friend and at that MOMENT i REALIZED i

3901
02:54:01,879 --> 02:54:04,720
Speaker 1: can't ever ask this man of anything other than just

3902
02:54:04,800 --> 02:54:07,280
Speaker 1: friendship and just. ADVICE i talked to him the only

3903
02:54:07,320 --> 02:54:10,600
Speaker 1: REASON i ever call him bullshit about, comedy bullshit about like,

3904
02:54:10,840 --> 02:54:14,160
Speaker 1: gossip or just ask his advice about. LIFE i, mean

3905
02:54:14,200 --> 02:54:14,959
Speaker 1: he's giving me the best.

3906
02:54:15,000 --> 02:54:16,800
Speaker 3: Advice and he said to, You i'm trying to be your.

3907
02:54:16,840 --> 02:54:20,760
Speaker 3: Friend YEAH i Think I'm, yeah, YEAH i definitely.

3908
02:54:20,800 --> 02:54:22,320
Speaker 1: Heard you only have like five. STORIES i tell him

3909
02:54:22,320 --> 02:54:23,080
Speaker 1: all over. Again the.

3910
02:54:25,840 --> 02:54:29,000
Speaker 3: Discomfort of asking what you've always said you don't, do

3911
02:54:29,200 --> 02:54:32,600
Speaker 3: but like asking someone you're kind of friends, with you,

3912
02:54:32,760 --> 02:54:36,040
Speaker 3: know well you would consider a friend for something is

3913
02:54:36,560 --> 02:54:38,360
Speaker 3: much more difficult to me than asking someone who you

3914
02:54:38,520 --> 02:54:42,280
Speaker 3: consider a very like a great. Friend So Riley, green

3915
02:54:42,760 --> 02:54:45,800
Speaker 3: Love Riley, green awesome. Guy WOULD i say that we're best? Friends,

3916
02:54:45,959 --> 02:54:47,840
Speaker 3: no BUT i would consider us friends enough for me

3917
02:54:47,920 --> 02:54:49,760
Speaker 3: to text and call him and feel comfortable doing both

3918
02:54:49,800 --> 02:54:53,840
Speaker 3: of those. Things my head football coach at my senior

3919
02:54:53,879 --> 02:54:55,600
Speaker 3: or of high school he is now AS, u And

3920
02:54:55,680 --> 02:54:58,400
Speaker 3: Riley green was playing a. Concert my head football coach

3921
02:54:58,600 --> 02:55:01,200
Speaker 3: texts me is, like can you Please he's Asked Riley

3922
02:55:01,280 --> 02:55:02,920
Speaker 3: green for tickets OR i want to meet him blah

3923
02:55:02,959 --> 02:55:06,880
Speaker 3: blah blah. BLAH i love that, coach but that was

3924
02:55:06,959 --> 02:55:10,720
Speaker 3: a so uncomfortable sending that text a rally to where

3925
02:55:10,720 --> 02:55:12,280
Speaker 3: it was, like instead of just asking for, it it

3926
02:55:12,440 --> 02:55:15,160
Speaker 3: was this long of a text being LIKE i know,

3927
02:55:15,280 --> 02:55:16,959
Speaker 3: this you could tell me to fuck. OFF i am

3928
02:55:17,040 --> 02:55:19,360
Speaker 3: so sorry blah. Blah hits me, back no, problems like,

3929
02:55:19,400 --> 02:55:22,480
Speaker 3: absolutely but those are those situations to me Where i'm.

3930
02:55:22,400 --> 02:55:23,520
Speaker 1: Like, amazing you said that very.

3931
02:55:23,600 --> 02:55:26,199
Speaker 4: Uncomfortable is the same way with the h school buddy

3932
02:55:26,200 --> 02:55:28,800
Speaker 4: In Saint. Louis BUT i knew you Know Jelly roll

3933
02:55:28,840 --> 02:55:29,200
Speaker 4: and he was.

3934
02:55:29,520 --> 02:55:33,480
Speaker 3: Heah but the guys Like Jelly, roll you THINK i.

3935
02:55:33,520 --> 02:55:36,000
Speaker 3: WOULD i think to, myself Like jelly is so nice

3936
02:55:36,040 --> 02:55:38,960
Speaker 3: and so kind and loves. Everybody there's a feeling of,

3937
02:55:39,000 --> 02:55:40,160
Speaker 3: LIKE i don't want to take advantage of this.

3938
02:55:40,240 --> 02:55:42,720
Speaker 1: GUY i know he's going to do. It, Oh i've

3939
02:55:42,760 --> 02:55:46,520
Speaker 1: Asked jelly to bring people backstage for his. Shows i've done,

3940
02:55:46,560 --> 02:55:50,080
Speaker 1: that but you're. There. No, NO a great, Comedian Steve

3941
02:55:50,120 --> 02:55:52,840
Speaker 1: travigno hit me up and he's, like, Dude jelly's in,

3942
02:55:52,920 --> 02:55:55,520
Speaker 1: town my son's biggest. Fan can you get me? BACKSTAGE

3943
02:55:55,520 --> 02:55:58,360
Speaker 1: i went absolutely AND i don't THINK i reached out

3944
02:55:58,400 --> 02:56:01,760
Speaker 1: To steve's, amazing AND i don't THINK i reached out To.

3945
02:56:01,879 --> 02:56:03,440
Speaker 1: Jelly BUT i have my team reach out and they're, like,

3946
02:56:03,480 --> 02:56:05,760
Speaker 1: Yo jelly's. Sick he's not doing meet and. Greets AND

3947
02:56:05,840 --> 02:56:10,280
Speaker 1: i was, like, OH i felt. BAD i was, like, sorry, buddy, yeah,

3948
02:56:10,320 --> 02:56:11,960
Speaker 1: YEAH i told you we were. Friends we're not really that.

3949
02:56:12,000 --> 02:56:14,320
Speaker 1: CLOSE i guess, no BUT i. WOULD i. WOULD I

3950
02:56:14,680 --> 02:56:17,040
Speaker 1: the crazy thing, IS i want you to ask me

3951
02:56:17,120 --> 02:56:20,240
Speaker 1: to come backstage LIKE i want you to If i'm

3952
02:56:20,280 --> 02:56:24,160
Speaker 1: in your. TOWN i want you to leverage your friendship

3953
02:56:24,440 --> 02:56:26,360
Speaker 1: to get your friends. BACKSTAGE i love. THAT i love

3954
02:56:26,400 --> 02:56:30,080
Speaker 1: when people come. Backstage our backstage In tampa was so fucking.

3955
02:56:30,240 --> 02:56:32,280
Speaker 1: THICK i, mean you, KNOW i grew up In, tampa

3956
02:56:32,360 --> 02:56:35,440
Speaker 1: but The tampa was, like first and, foremost it's it's

3957
02:56:35,720 --> 02:56:39,200
Speaker 1: It's Derek brooks is like runs out of. Town Derek

3958
02:56:39,240 --> 02:56:42,760
Speaker 1: brooks is. Man it's the only time my dad's ever

3959
02:56:42,879 --> 02:56:47,800
Speaker 1: been legit outwardly proud of. Me Is Derek brooks comes.

3960
02:56:47,879 --> 02:56:52,480
Speaker 1: Backstage i'm just did Homily. Emily it's the nineteen thousand,

3961
02:56:52,520 --> 02:56:55,480
Speaker 1: People it's fucking. Crazy it's the, big one of the

3962
02:56:55,480 --> 02:56:59,000
Speaker 1: biggest Shows i've ever. Done Derek brooks comes backstage with

3963
02:56:59,200 --> 02:57:02,000
Speaker 1: me and he's talking to me and my dad and

3964
02:57:02,080 --> 02:57:05,199
Speaker 1: he says to my, dad can you believe his? Career

3965
02:57:05,760 --> 02:57:08,360
Speaker 1: and my dad goes to me in front of, him

3966
02:57:09,240 --> 02:57:12,080
Speaker 1: this Is derek Fucking, brooks AND i went, Yeah and

3967
02:57:12,160 --> 02:57:15,840
Speaker 1: my dad, goes, buddy does he know who you? Are

3968
02:57:16,360 --> 02:57:19,520
Speaker 1: AND i, went, Yeah, dad it's all And derek brook,

3969
02:57:19,600 --> 02:57:22,640
Speaker 1: GOES i absolutely know who he. Is And Derek brooks,

3970
02:57:22,640 --> 02:57:24,680
Speaker 1: SAYS i was at his first show. Ever and my dad,

3971
02:57:24,760 --> 02:57:27,560
Speaker 1: goes what he's, LIKE i saw his first stand up show.

3972
02:57:27,600 --> 02:57:29,400
Speaker 1: Ever my, Buddy Miles moseley took him to see my

3973
02:57:29,440 --> 02:57:30,600
Speaker 1: first stand up show. Ever and he, goes and Now

3974
02:57:30,640 --> 02:57:32,280
Speaker 1: i'll see him. Today he, goes can you believe the

3975
02:57:32,360 --> 02:57:36,880
Speaker 1: career your son's? Had and my dad's like he can't keep.

3976
02:57:36,959 --> 02:57:39,640
Speaker 1: Going Derek brooks knows who you? Are go, yeah AND i.

3977
02:57:39,760 --> 02:57:44,000
Speaker 1: Know but that fucking backstage At, Tampa Derek, Brooks Wade,

3978
02:57:44,040 --> 02:57:47,720
Speaker 1: Bogs Mike, alstott every KID i ever grew up. WITH

3979
02:57:47,920 --> 02:57:51,080
Speaker 1: i mean maybe maybe four hundred people, backstage AND i

3980
02:57:51,280 --> 02:57:55,440
Speaker 1: want that my. SHOWS i want everyone, backstage. Dude nashville

3981
02:57:55,560 --> 02:57:58,400
Speaker 1: was like a crazy, backstage but so like AS i say,

3982
02:57:58,480 --> 02:58:01,800
Speaker 1: THIS i, go please leverage me BECAUSE i want you

3983
02:58:01,920 --> 02:58:04,040
Speaker 1: to ask for the. FAVORITES i don't mind. IT i don't.

3984
02:58:04,040 --> 02:58:05,960
Speaker 4: MIND i was gonna, say, LIKE i feel LIKE i

3985
02:58:06,080 --> 02:58:08,840
Speaker 4: have a good enough relationship with you to where IF

3986
02:58:08,920 --> 02:58:10,520
Speaker 4: i had a really good bit of SOMEBODY i cared

3987
02:58:10,520 --> 02:58:11,680
Speaker 4: about THAT i wanted to go to the show And

3988
02:58:11,720 --> 02:58:13,800
Speaker 4: i'm just happening to not be in, TOWN i would

3989
02:58:13,800 --> 02:58:16,000
Speaker 4: almost expect you to tell me if you don't want

3990
02:58:16,040 --> 02:58:17,640
Speaker 4: that to, happen BECAUSE i would call and be, like,

3991
02:58:18,120 --> 02:58:19,560
Speaker 4: hey so and so wants to come to your. Show

3992
02:58:19,560 --> 02:58:21,480
Speaker 4: you can absolutely tell me to fuck. OFF i promise.

3993
02:58:21,520 --> 02:58:23,080
Speaker 1: You it's no big deal to. Me he's asked. ME

3994
02:58:23,320 --> 02:58:23,600
Speaker 1: i want.

3995
02:58:23,640 --> 02:58:25,360
Speaker 4: TO i don't want to say, HEY i tried asking,

3996
02:58:25,440 --> 02:58:27,600
Speaker 4: him or IF i felt, like, hey, bro you KNOW

3997
02:58:27,840 --> 02:58:29,840
Speaker 4: i DON'T i don't do those. THINGS i don't ask

3998
02:58:29,879 --> 02:58:31,640
Speaker 4: for those. Favors BUT i would feel LIKE i have

3999
02:58:31,760 --> 02:58:33,720
Speaker 4: a relationship and not with, you to where if you

4000
02:58:33,760 --> 02:58:35,360
Speaker 4: didn't want to, HAPPEN i would just expect you to

4001
02:58:35,400 --> 02:58:36,400
Speaker 4: tell me BECAUSE i feel like we.

4002
02:58:36,360 --> 02:58:36,760
Speaker 1: Would have that.

4003
02:58:36,800 --> 02:58:39,959
Speaker 4: Relation, no, no, Hey, taylor you're about to do stand

4004
02:58:40,040 --> 02:58:41,560
Speaker 4: up here, like, HEY i promise, you, bro if it's

4005
02:58:41,600 --> 02:58:42,720
Speaker 4: too big of a show and shit's going.

4006
02:58:42,760 --> 02:58:44,720
Speaker 1: On just tell, Me, okay that's, interesting that's.

4007
02:58:44,760 --> 02:58:46,520
Speaker 4: Interesting i'll know what to tell him and be, like,

4008
02:58:46,600 --> 02:58:48,440
Speaker 4: listen he's got way too much going.

4009
02:58:48,480 --> 02:58:50,280
Speaker 1: On but it's. Interesting you say that BECAUSE i. WOULD

4010
02:58:50,440 --> 02:58:53,320
Speaker 1: i would if you said to, me if anyone said to,

4011
02:58:53,400 --> 02:58:55,800
Speaker 1: me CAN i get backstage you Meet, SHANE i, go,

4012
02:58:56,040 --> 02:58:57,840
Speaker 1: Yeah i'm a Text. Shane i'm a problem with, that

4013
02:58:58,080 --> 02:59:01,560
Speaker 1: Right tommy Sure, REGAN i said, no See, shane, right,

4014
02:59:01,760 --> 02:59:05,200
Speaker 1: yeah So, shane because there's, YEAH i FEEL i. DO

4015
02:59:05,480 --> 02:59:06,760
Speaker 1: i do understand that With.

4016
02:59:06,879 --> 02:59:08,680
Speaker 3: SHANE i did the same thing with Some michigan offens.

4017
02:59:08,720 --> 02:59:10,400
Speaker 3: LINE i know he loves off it's a, lineman those such.

4018
02:59:10,480 --> 02:59:13,080
Speaker 3: THINGS i gave the Same, hey you can tell me

4019
02:59:13,160 --> 02:59:15,720
Speaker 3: the funk off and he's, like, yes facetimes me with the,

4020
02:59:15,760 --> 02:59:19,680
Speaker 3: boys and he's, like we went out till three in the. Morning, Yeah,

4021
02:59:20,200 --> 02:59:21,600
Speaker 3: shane you don't feel uncomfortable With.

4022
02:59:23,400 --> 02:59:27,320
Speaker 1: Let's just be. Clear he also has a. Type offensive

4023
02:59:27,400 --> 02:59:34,160
Speaker 1: linemen are His, YES i remember The Notre dame offensive

4024
02:59:34,240 --> 02:59:37,360
Speaker 1: line wanted to come to our, show And shane had

4025
02:59:37,480 --> 02:59:40,000
Speaker 1: all their phone numbers and he's, Like i've got everyone

4026
02:59:40,080 --> 02:59:43,400
Speaker 1: taking care Of he had pictures of him doing this

4027
02:59:43,520 --> 02:59:46,200
Speaker 1: ship with, Them, yes he. Was he and then he

4028
02:59:46,320 --> 02:59:48,400
Speaker 1: was like introducing my daughter and her friend to all

4029
02:59:48,440 --> 02:59:50,560
Speaker 1: they meet these. Guys these guys are like the fucking.

4030
02:59:50,640 --> 02:59:52,920
Speaker 1: Best this guy's the man right. Here let me tell

4031
02:59:52,920 --> 02:59:54,280
Speaker 1: you where we went to high. School he was, like

4032
02:59:54,360 --> 02:59:55,560
Speaker 1: he loves those, guys.

4033
02:59:55,440 --> 02:59:56,680
Speaker 3: Dude he loves the big.

4034
02:59:56,760 --> 02:59:59,480
Speaker 1: Boys, yeah he does love the big.

4035
02:59:59,520 --> 03:00:03,080
Speaker 4: Boys when he was, uh he was doing In indianapolis

4036
03:00:03,160 --> 03:00:06,040
Speaker 4: and he Wonted, quentin does he?

4037
03:00:06,280 --> 03:00:08,840
Speaker 1: Quick? Good spawn know Who caleb?

4038
03:00:09,040 --> 03:00:12,480
Speaker 3: IS i think they. Did they actually they didn't know each.

4039
03:00:12,520 --> 03:00:17,440
Speaker 1: Other they. DID I i think So kel got fucking interesting.

4040
03:00:17,600 --> 03:00:23,880
Speaker 1: Energy i'm telling, you, Man i'm being very, real AND

4041
03:00:23,959 --> 03:00:26,720
Speaker 1: i Love. CALEB i absolutely did not want to do

4042
03:00:26,800 --> 03:00:29,440
Speaker 1: his Podcast The Sunday. Conversation did not want to be

4043
03:00:29,520 --> 03:00:31,560
Speaker 1: you had the clip that talking About jake BECAUSE i was,

4044
03:00:31,600 --> 03:00:33,480
Speaker 1: LIKE i was, Like i'm not. Good i'm not good

4045
03:00:33,520 --> 03:00:35,480
Speaker 1: in these, things LIKE i don't know how. TO i,

4046
03:00:35,520 --> 03:00:36,640
Speaker 1: KNOW i never know how. TO i can do this

4047
03:00:37,160 --> 03:00:39,200
Speaker 1: like we're just talking, right but like those kind of

4048
03:00:39,240 --> 03:00:41,080
Speaker 1: things that make me. Nervous and so he was down

4049
03:00:41,120 --> 03:00:44,280
Speaker 1: in In Fort lauderdale and we were supposed to do,

4050
03:00:44,320 --> 03:00:46,440
Speaker 1: it AND i was so. UNCOMFORTABLE i didn't know what to,

4051
03:00:46,560 --> 03:00:50,760
Speaker 1: do and he's got like a weird humoric genius. Stuff

4052
03:00:50,840 --> 03:00:52,720
Speaker 1: but then you sit with, them really with, them and

4053
03:00:52,800 --> 03:00:56,840
Speaker 1: he's he's so, normal like he really, is but his

4054
03:00:57,160 --> 03:01:00,160
Speaker 1: energy is like you, know he's got like he's got

4055
03:01:00,200 --> 03:01:03,440
Speaker 1: like big dick. Energy like he's very funny without trying

4056
03:01:03,480 --> 03:01:06,120
Speaker 1: to be. Funny, yeah he really. Isn't LIKE i watched

4057
03:01:06,200 --> 03:01:10,200
Speaker 1: him on here with you guys hysterical and he's not.

4058
03:01:10,400 --> 03:01:13,400
Speaker 1: Trying he's not, trying he's just being. Him, YEAH i

4059
03:01:13,520 --> 03:01:16,040
Speaker 1: THINK i Think caleb's fucking. FASCINATING i, mean out of

4060
03:01:16,080 --> 03:01:18,640
Speaker 1: the two, obviously you, KNOW i Gravitated Glenny. Ball that's my.

4061
03:01:18,840 --> 03:01:23,560
Speaker 1: Energy Glenny balls at the beer was fucking. Hysterical he

4062
03:01:23,680 --> 03:01:25,800
Speaker 1: killed three beers out of that. Boot and he goes

4063
03:01:25,920 --> 03:01:27,879
Speaker 1: And i'm watching him over by the, grass like what's going?

4064
03:01:27,879 --> 03:01:34,640
Speaker 1: On he, Goes, oh. Sampic he is something.

4065
03:01:34,680 --> 03:01:37,920
Speaker 3: Special but, yeah some guys are just different where they

4066
03:01:38,000 --> 03:01:39,959
Speaker 3: just have a mind for. It where you meet, him you're,

4067
03:01:39,959 --> 03:01:42,760
Speaker 3: like that's it's impressive to be around. Him caleb is

4068
03:01:42,760 --> 03:01:43,920
Speaker 3: one of those. Guys hilb's fucking.

4069
03:01:44,000 --> 03:01:47,240
Speaker 1: Fascinating. Man like his interview, here he was so. Funny

4070
03:01:47,280 --> 03:01:48,840
Speaker 1: he was talking about a guy he doesn't talk to.

4071
03:01:48,920 --> 03:01:51,240
Speaker 1: ANYMORE i can't remember. Who it, was a guy from,

4072
03:01:51,360 --> 03:01:54,600
Speaker 1: barstool a guy that fired from barstool or. Whatever stephen J,

4073
03:01:54,840 --> 03:01:55,400
Speaker 1: yeah and he was like.

4074
03:01:56,879 --> 03:01:58,720
Speaker 4: It was when he probably listened to the clip recently

4075
03:01:58,800 --> 03:02:00,440
Speaker 4: when he was on the yat talking about, it where

4076
03:02:00,440 --> 03:02:02,200
Speaker 4: he's talking about the energy being suped out of.

4077
03:02:02,240 --> 03:02:04,080
Speaker 1: Him fucking hold, on let's break Down barstool for a.

4078
03:02:04,160 --> 03:02:11,800
Speaker 1: Second it's fucking. Fascinating this company is fucking. Fascinating it

4079
03:02:11,959 --> 03:02:14,000
Speaker 1: really is when you look at, it so many different

4080
03:02:14,040 --> 03:02:22,920
Speaker 1: personalities led by one bizarrely fascinating man who honestly should

4081
03:02:23,000 --> 03:02:27,320
Speaker 1: not be. Successful He Dave portnoy should not be. Successful

4082
03:02:27,840 --> 03:02:32,160
Speaker 1: he is just he is, that he's he's he is

4083
03:02:32,240 --> 03:02:36,080
Speaker 1: the guy fucking pounding his head against the, system going fuck,

4084
03:02:36,120 --> 03:02:40,040
Speaker 1: them fuck. Them he's the guy like he just he's

4085
03:02:40,120 --> 03:02:42,560
Speaker 1: doing everything that you're not supposed to do and it's.

4086
03:02:42,600 --> 03:02:45,920
Speaker 1: Winning like it's FUCKING i Find Dave portnoder to be fucking.

4087
03:02:46,000 --> 03:02:51,440
Speaker 1: Fascinating he makes trophies for, People he has vendettas Against Champagne.

4088
03:02:51,440 --> 03:02:53,800
Speaker 1: Botle it's incredibly' not supposed to say that out. Loud.

4089
03:02:53,920 --> 03:02:56,080
Speaker 1: Right he says it out, loud AND i root for,

4090
03:02:56,200 --> 03:02:59,720
Speaker 1: him Like I'm i'm a man of the. People i'll

4091
03:02:59,760 --> 03:03:02,400
Speaker 1: tell you is a. Man there's very few people that

4092
03:03:02,520 --> 03:03:05,760
Speaker 1: have recognized me that WHERE i got starstruck when they recognized.

4093
03:03:05,800 --> 03:03:09,640
Speaker 1: Me Dave PORTNALD i Did Big cats podcast IN la

4094
03:03:09,720 --> 03:03:11,480
Speaker 1: when the something was In. LA i don't forget what

4095
03:03:11,560 --> 03:03:13,199
Speaker 1: was IN, La AND i was walking down And portland

4096
03:03:13,280 --> 03:03:16,040
Speaker 1: was having lunch by himself at the hotel and he was, Like,

4097
03:03:16,080 --> 03:03:18,440
Speaker 1: burt what's? Up AND i went shut the fuck, Up,

4098
03:03:18,840 --> 03:03:22,000
Speaker 1: LIKE i find that guy. Fascinating he is a Fascinating

4099
03:03:22,400 --> 03:03:26,039
Speaker 1: he says exactly what he wants to. Say and, now,

4100
03:03:26,120 --> 03:03:28,600
Speaker 1: look we all do, that BUT i kinda LIKE i,

4101
03:03:28,680 --> 03:03:31,720
Speaker 1: do kind of, likegenically, yeah, yeah, YEAH i.

4102
03:03:31,840 --> 03:03:35,200
Speaker 3: Know you, mean he's like the intrusive thoughts you, have

4103
03:03:35,720 --> 03:03:37,240
Speaker 3: like the good wolf and the bad, wolf the story

4104
03:03:37,280 --> 03:03:39,200
Speaker 3: like which one are you gonna? Feed? Yeah he is

4105
03:03:39,320 --> 03:03:42,440
Speaker 3: essentially everyone's inner bad wolf that is just saying what

4106
03:03:42,520 --> 03:03:45,120
Speaker 3: they want, dude and people being, like, Yeah i've thought

4107
03:03:45,160 --> 03:03:47,200
Speaker 3: that before. TOO i got to get behind this guy

4108
03:03:47,240 --> 03:03:47,960
Speaker 3: and going against the.

4109
03:03:48,040 --> 03:03:50,440
Speaker 1: Man IF i could go back in, Time i'd invest

4110
03:03:50,480 --> 03:03:52,800
Speaker 1: all my money in BARSTOOL i don't Think barstools where

4111
03:03:52,840 --> 03:03:55,640
Speaker 1: it's going to. BE i really, THINK i really sincerely

4112
03:03:55,680 --> 03:03:57,600
Speaker 1: Think barstool is gonna be something that's gonna. Be SO

4113
03:03:57,800 --> 03:04:01,360
Speaker 1: i invest money right now In. Barstool there's the way this,

4114
03:04:01,640 --> 03:04:06,240
Speaker 1: Is the energy this has is so fascinating to me

4115
03:04:07,240 --> 03:04:10,480
Speaker 1: because it's not, like you, know we implode when we

4116
03:04:10,560 --> 03:04:12,560
Speaker 1: try to team, up you, know like when we when

4117
03:04:12,760 --> 03:04:17,000
Speaker 1: we when everyone like egos get involved with comics and

4118
03:04:17,120 --> 03:04:17,720
Speaker 1: it's and it's not.

4119
03:04:17,879 --> 03:04:22,400
Speaker 4: Healthy Man like For, barstool it's, like have a camera

4120
03:04:22,520 --> 03:04:25,879
Speaker 4: on that we're breaking down the, implosion, right, Yes.

4121
03:04:25,760 --> 03:04:28,240
Speaker 3: It's like instead of like cushing, up, like, hey we

4122
03:04:28,320 --> 03:04:31,000
Speaker 3: had an issue Between Burton will this, Weekend let's just

4123
03:04:31,040 --> 03:04:32,960
Speaker 3: make sure we're sends to people's. Feelings they're, like, oh

4124
03:04:33,040 --> 03:04:35,160
Speaker 3: there's conflict going, on make sure that's, filmed. DUDE i

4125
03:04:35,240 --> 03:04:37,480
Speaker 3: find then everyone picks, sides but the duke it.

4126
03:04:37,560 --> 03:04:39,320
Speaker 1: Out but in a weird, way everyone picks sides, back

4127
03:04:39,360 --> 03:04:42,320
Speaker 1: And i've picked sides on Watching barstool feuds and then

4128
03:04:42,480 --> 03:04:46,520
Speaker 1: also not cared LIKE I i the only THING i

4129
03:04:46,520 --> 03:04:48,200
Speaker 1: EVER i got really drunk one night and watched the

4130
03:04:48,240 --> 03:04:50,400
Speaker 1: documentary On Pete, rose AND i started TO i THINK

4131
03:04:50,400 --> 03:04:52,400
Speaker 1: i might have texted. You guys have started dming everyone

4132
03:04:52,480 --> 03:04:54,120
Speaker 1: about like we need to get on we need to

4133
03:04:54,120 --> 03:04:56,640
Speaker 1: Get Pete rose in The hall Of. Fame the only

4134
03:04:56,720 --> 03:04:59,160
Speaker 1: person that was a passionate about that Was Big. Ca

4135
03:05:00,560 --> 03:05:02,160
Speaker 1: he's the only one that. Replied he was, Like i'm

4136
03:05:02,200 --> 03:05:06,240
Speaker 1: fucking he definitely deserves to be in the. Day it's

4137
03:05:06,480 --> 03:05:10,840
Speaker 1: it's it's such a unique uh. Thing there should be

4138
03:05:10,959 --> 03:05:13,680
Speaker 1: a class taught about. It and why Doesn't why isn't That.

4139
03:05:13,720 --> 03:05:16,720
Speaker 4: The W w media like all the storylines that go,

4140
03:05:16,840 --> 03:05:20,880
Speaker 4: on all the, feuds all the. Successes And Dave portnoy

4141
03:05:20,959 --> 03:05:22,080
Speaker 4: has a beautiful left handed.

4142
03:05:22,120 --> 03:05:27,440
Speaker 1: Swing he does he? Legit, YEAH i think he's a

4143
03:05:27,480 --> 03:05:30,320
Speaker 1: lot of left handed swings are. Beautiful, he's, like, legit

4144
03:05:30,840 --> 03:05:34,000
Speaker 1: a good baseball. PLAYER i FUCKING i Find Dave portland.

4145
03:05:34,040 --> 03:05:35,880
Speaker 1: FASCINATING i also find a fascinating that he got he

4146
03:05:36,000 --> 03:05:37,800
Speaker 1: is so. Rich but he got rich by.

4147
03:05:37,879 --> 03:05:40,600
Speaker 4: Himself, yeah that's that's stuff on the.

4148
03:05:40,680 --> 03:05:43,680
Speaker 1: Newspapers and he did it by, Himself like he. Doesn't

4149
03:05:43,840 --> 03:05:48,440
Speaker 1: he also doesn't have rich. Friends, NICE i have a

4150
03:05:48,520 --> 03:05:52,440
Speaker 1: much better. Swing, Okay david's. Younger, there.

4151
03:05:54,800 --> 03:05:55,320
Speaker 3: What year is?

4152
03:05:55,400 --> 03:05:55,720
Speaker 7: This this?

4153
03:05:56,600 --> 03:05:56,640
Speaker 3: Is?

4154
03:05:57,560 --> 03:05:59,240
Speaker 1: This is that?

4155
03:06:00,040 --> 03:06:03,920
Speaker 3: Shoulder even the follow through.

4156
03:06:03,959 --> 03:06:07,200
Speaker 1: Looks the follow through is what makes a. Swing. Yeah

4157
03:06:07,240 --> 03:06:08,840
Speaker 1: and by the, way he's also, skinny so like when you're,

4158
03:06:08,840 --> 03:06:11,480
Speaker 1: skinny you can all swings a lot. Better, yeah when

4159
03:06:11,480 --> 03:06:13,080
Speaker 1: you swing as a, FACT i pulled Up Burt chrisler

4160
03:06:13,120 --> 03:06:15,320
Speaker 1: swing when you swing as a fat, guy your your fucking.

4161
03:06:15,440 --> 03:06:16,480
Speaker 1: Rotations that wasn't.

4162
03:06:16,480 --> 03:06:18,600
Speaker 3: Beautiful, NO i, MEAN i don't. KNOW i still want that.

4163
03:06:18,680 --> 03:06:20,040
Speaker 3: One but who's this?

4164
03:06:20,120 --> 03:06:24,119
Speaker 1: Pitch? YEAH i MADE i. MADE i made one mistake

4165
03:06:24,560 --> 03:06:27,360
Speaker 1: in my career THAT i can, highlight and that was

4166
03:06:27,480 --> 03:06:30,320
Speaker 1: not being a part of the barstool. FAMILY i was.

4167
03:06:30,480 --> 03:06:33,520
Speaker 1: OFFERED i was offered, it AND i look. OFF i

4168
03:06:33,560 --> 03:06:35,960
Speaker 1: was OFFERED a. KNOW i know that right, now there's

4169
03:06:35,959 --> 03:06:38,440
Speaker 1: a couple of people, Going, bert let's just drop, this but,

4170
03:06:38,680 --> 03:06:43,680
Speaker 1: uh look at this. Swing but it was Fat? Burt

4171
03:06:43,720 --> 03:06:48,160
Speaker 1: when was this was two seventy, Five? Burt, no when

4172
03:06:48,320 --> 03:06:49,800
Speaker 1: was the barstool offered a while?

4173
03:06:49,840 --> 03:06:53,560
Speaker 3: Ago it was it, was, uh just panics takes your shirt.

4174
03:06:53,600 --> 03:06:55,760
Speaker 1: Off, yeah it was a while. Ago but it was

4175
03:06:55,840 --> 03:06:58,840
Speaker 1: like it was like the writing was on the wall that,

4176
03:06:59,000 --> 03:07:00,680
Speaker 1: like what you guys are doing as cool as, fuck

4177
03:07:01,200 --> 03:07:03,120
Speaker 1: AND i knew. IT i could tell, it AND i

4178
03:07:03,240 --> 03:07:05,080
Speaker 1: was looking at like numbers of, podcasts and none of

4179
03:07:05,120 --> 03:07:07,120
Speaker 1: the numbers were like. Skyrocketing BUT i was, like, dude

4180
03:07:07,160 --> 03:07:09,440
Speaker 1: this is the. Future this is the. Future this is

4181
03:07:09,480 --> 03:07:13,120
Speaker 1: what Really, this What barstool's doing is What rogan kind of,

4182
03:07:13,200 --> 03:07:14,840
Speaker 1: started but he just never put a brand on. It

4183
03:07:14,959 --> 03:07:19,160
Speaker 1: he just was, Like, yo well we'll keep our drama, internal,

4184
03:07:19,280 --> 03:07:21,680
Speaker 1: Right bird's, Fat tom's making fun of. Him let's talk

4185
03:07:21,680 --> 03:07:24,280
Speaker 1: about it on the. Podcast let's, hey everyone get their own.

4186
03:07:24,320 --> 03:07:26,720
Speaker 1: Podcasts i'm gonna listen to your. Podcast i'll talk about your.

4187
03:07:26,760 --> 03:07:29,440
Speaker 1: Podcast i'm gonna put you. Over it really is kind

4188
03:07:29,480 --> 03:07:33,640
Speaker 1: of like The rogan mainframe of like what was called

4189
03:07:33,720 --> 03:07:36,520
Speaker 1: Des squad at the time was all our podcasts and it,

4190
03:07:36,640 --> 03:07:40,600
Speaker 1: was you, know loose fitting network of. Friends But barstool

4191
03:07:40,760 --> 03:07:44,840
Speaker 1: just monetized it on a better like twisted. TEA i

4192
03:07:44,920 --> 03:07:47,120
Speaker 1: look at. DUDE i remember going to the offices Of

4193
03:07:47,160 --> 03:07:50,840
Speaker 1: barstool being, like, DUDE i would excel in this fucking,

4194
03:07:50,879 --> 03:07:54,720
Speaker 1: Place like creativity just spills. EVERYWHERE i mean they'd walk you,

4195
03:07:54,800 --> 03:07:57,040
Speaker 1: in you'd DO kfc, radio and then you'd go in

4196
03:07:57,120 --> 03:07:58,680
Speaker 1: and you'd eat a bunch of different, foods and then

4197
03:07:58,680 --> 03:08:00,600
Speaker 1: you walk into another room and do sit down and

4198
03:08:00,600 --> 03:08:02,080
Speaker 1: talk about sports a big cat and then you walk

4199
03:08:02,120 --> 03:08:04,360
Speaker 1: into another room and they'd go ask the internet. Questions

4200
03:08:04,440 --> 03:08:06,040
Speaker 1: it was, like, dude this is what it's supposed to.

4201
03:08:06,040 --> 03:08:08,040
Speaker 1: Be this is the fucking. Thing and then you look at,

4202
03:08:08,120 --> 03:08:14,119
Speaker 1: like what's the the Hard? Seltzer Then leanne loves fucking high.

4203
03:08:14,160 --> 03:08:16,920
Speaker 1: Noon these twisted teas are fucking, amazing you. Guys brand

4204
03:08:16,959 --> 03:08:20,800
Speaker 1: partnerships are through the fucking next. Level you, KNOW I

4205
03:08:20,879 --> 03:08:22,480
Speaker 1: i think that WAS i, Mean i'm god What i'm

4206
03:08:22,480 --> 03:08:24,320
Speaker 1: dead TO i did? Dead you, know no, regrets but

4207
03:08:24,520 --> 03:08:26,600
Speaker 1: BUT i think that would have BEEN i should have been.

4208
03:08:26,640 --> 03:08:29,000
Speaker 1: Smart maybe after next year when you take a year,

4209
03:08:29,040 --> 03:08:32,600
Speaker 1: off MAYBE i retire or a when you move To.

4210
03:08:32,720 --> 03:08:36,520
Speaker 3: Nashville there's definitely a piece of you when you're ready

4211
03:08:36,560 --> 03:08:37,560
Speaker 3: to huh.

4212
03:08:41,200 --> 03:08:43,280
Speaker 4: Creativity looking At.

4213
03:08:43,720 --> 03:08:45,359
Speaker 3: South, okay So, frank.

4214
03:08:48,560 --> 03:08:50,320
Speaker 1: She wants a lot of. Land here's What i'm gonna.

4215
03:08:50,360 --> 03:08:52,760
Speaker 1: Do i'm gonna leave us For i'm Gonna, OH i

4216
03:08:52,800 --> 03:08:56,600
Speaker 1: already KNOW i got my. Life let me think. Drink

4217
03:08:56,680 --> 03:08:58,119
Speaker 1: it feels so good when you have alcoholing.

4218
03:08:58,200 --> 03:09:05,480
Speaker 3: You, Oh, taylor how much space do we?

4219
03:09:05,560 --> 03:09:05,600
Speaker 1: Have?

4220
03:09:07,800 --> 03:09:09,720
Speaker 3: Okay we have we we have the hard cap at

4221
03:09:09,760 --> 03:09:11,120
Speaker 3: thirty minutes of our memory cards are.

4222
03:09:11,200 --> 03:09:15,240
Speaker 1: Losing first Thing i'm gonna. Do we're gonna buy a

4223
03:09:15,240 --> 03:09:17,720
Speaker 1: lot of. Land i'm gonna build a running track through the.

4224
03:09:17,800 --> 03:09:19,920
Speaker 1: Woods i'm gonna build. It i'm Gonna i'm gonna dig

4225
03:09:20,000 --> 03:09:21,560
Speaker 1: it out with like a digger and go through and

4226
03:09:21,600 --> 03:09:24,520
Speaker 1: build a running track one and a half mile. Loop

4227
03:09:25,520 --> 03:09:28,320
Speaker 1: that's number, One, okay all? Right number. Two no one

4228
03:09:28,360 --> 03:09:30,920
Speaker 1: will be able to see or hear. ME i can

4229
03:09:30,959 --> 03:09:32,920
Speaker 1: walk around naked. Everywhere we're gonna be on top of

4230
03:09:33,000 --> 03:09:36,080
Speaker 1: the mountain overlooking a beautiful. Sunset there's going to be

4231
03:09:36,120 --> 03:09:38,400
Speaker 1: a lake on this. Property my tour bus will be.

4232
03:09:38,440 --> 03:09:40,119
Speaker 1: There that's why all. Sleep but we're gonna have a Barn.

4233
03:09:40,200 --> 03:09:43,560
Speaker 1: Tomnium that's Where leand's gonna. LIVE i can't fucking. Wait

4234
03:09:43,560 --> 03:09:45,400
Speaker 1: we're gonna Have LeAnn just fell in love with this assault.

4235
03:09:45,480 --> 03:09:47,680
Speaker 1: Rifles we're gonna have a salt rifles out. There i'm

4236
03:09:47,720 --> 03:09:53,080
Speaker 1: getting it For. Christmas. Animals, animals, Dude i'm taking animals

4237
03:09:53,120 --> 03:09:56,560
Speaker 1: to the next. Level don't. Listen i'm buying endangered. Species

4238
03:09:56,720 --> 03:09:59,680
Speaker 1: i'm Buying i'm gonna have. Lynks i'm gonna have a big.

4239
03:09:59,760 --> 03:10:02,360
Speaker 1: Cat big cats are gonna roam my fucking. Property And

4240
03:10:02,440 --> 03:10:06,440
Speaker 1: i'm gonna have a litter of Fucking Doggo. Argentinos pull

4241
03:10:06,520 --> 03:10:09,800
Speaker 1: Up Dogo. Argentino, yeah the. Dog i'm gonna have a fucking,

4242
03:10:09,920 --> 03:10:13,920
Speaker 1: literally let me. See pull Up Doggo. Argentino and then savannah.

4243
03:10:13,959 --> 03:10:17,800
Speaker 1: Cats look at that fucking. Beast, Right i'm gonna have

4244
03:10:17,959 --> 03:10:20,800
Speaker 1: all those ears. Cropped CAN i be honest with? You

4245
03:10:23,879 --> 03:10:29,160
Speaker 1: whatever your, Choice i'll circumcise. Them then then and then

4246
03:10:29,480 --> 03:10:32,200
Speaker 1: pull Up savannah. Cat pull up savannah. Cat look at

4247
03:10:32,240 --> 03:10:34,160
Speaker 1: that a butterfly on his fucking. Nose, now, wait you

4248
03:10:34,240 --> 03:10:36,080
Speaker 1: see these Cats i'm gonna have fucking running around my,

4249
03:10:36,120 --> 03:10:43,080
Speaker 1: Property savannah. Cat these things are fucking, huge looks like

4250
03:10:43,160 --> 03:10:48,640
Speaker 1: A they're fucking. Massive they're like seventy pounds little. Bobcats,

4251
03:10:48,760 --> 03:10:50,480
Speaker 1: Yeah i'm gonna have a ton of. Those i'm a few.

4252
03:10:50,840 --> 03:10:54,160
Speaker 1: Parrots i'm gonna have some. Caws i'm gonna really just

4253
03:10:54,240 --> 03:10:57,520
Speaker 1: have a fucking wild. Thing, okay look at that. Thing

4254
03:10:57,600 --> 03:10:59,200
Speaker 1: look at that. Thing look at that. Thing look at that.

4255
03:10:59,280 --> 03:11:01,200
Speaker 3: Thing get up there, again let me see.

4256
03:11:01,240 --> 03:11:05,680
Speaker 1: That oh, god get Up oh my. God, right they

4257
03:11:05,760 --> 03:11:08,160
Speaker 1: know how to open, doors they know a lot. More

4258
03:11:08,360 --> 03:11:10,280
Speaker 1: here's my. Question now here's my, Thing And i'm gonna

4259
03:11:10,320 --> 03:11:12,480
Speaker 1: lean on you guys for this for, Real and we

4260
03:11:12,560 --> 03:11:15,320
Speaker 1: did this when we moved to la when we moved

4261
03:11:15,360 --> 03:11:18,600
Speaker 1: to the. VALLEY i want to make, Friends LIKE i

4262
03:11:18,680 --> 03:11:22,960
Speaker 1: want to have regular. Friends, okay all, Right so like

4263
03:11:23,959 --> 03:11:26,600
Speaker 1: And i'm gonna like BECAUSE i can't just move here

4264
03:11:26,680 --> 03:11:28,360
Speaker 1: and then just be friends with you guys in Jelly

4265
03:11:28,480 --> 03:11:32,600
Speaker 1: roll And earnest and like, celebrities you, Know LIKE i

4266
03:11:32,680 --> 03:11:37,120
Speaker 1: want to have also regular, friends not both better than you,

4267
03:11:37,160 --> 03:11:38,959
Speaker 1: guys but like like.

4268
03:11:40,640 --> 03:11:42,840
Speaker 4: Ok but, no but, no but people that are people

4269
03:11:42,920 --> 03:11:44,200
Speaker 4: that are in, town not on the road all the,

4270
03:11:44,240 --> 03:11:45,240
Speaker 4: Time LIKE.

4271
03:11:45,240 --> 03:11:47,400
Speaker 1: I want, To LIKE i wanna because we're gonna SP

4272
03:11:47,440 --> 03:11:49,840
Speaker 1: i think we're spent half our year here and then

4273
03:11:49,879 --> 03:11:51,560
Speaker 1: half our year in L. A AND i was, LIKE

4274
03:11:51,640 --> 03:11:52,960
Speaker 1: i was, like, yeah but we moved. Here we're like

4275
03:11:53,000 --> 03:11:55,920
Speaker 1: we we should like like hang out with people. Community,

4276
03:11:56,080 --> 03:11:58,640
Speaker 1: yeah be a part of the. Community like here's my big.

4277
03:11:58,879 --> 03:12:02,520
Speaker 1: THING i want to throw a party every, year like one.

4278
03:12:02,600 --> 03:12:05,720
Speaker 3: Party, okay let me tell you about national. Parties in

4279
03:12:05,879 --> 03:12:10,120
Speaker 3: groups of, people people lay claims to, parties like, oh

4280
03:12:10,240 --> 03:12:13,120
Speaker 3: so and so does The halloween. Party The rhett, family

4281
03:12:13,840 --> 03:12:17,560
Speaker 3: they along With, taylor do The halloween party at their.

4282
03:12:17,720 --> 03:12:21,720
Speaker 3: Farm we do the lawans we do The easter, party,

4283
03:12:22,720 --> 03:12:24,039
Speaker 3: okay and so there's.

4284
03:12:23,840 --> 03:12:26,400
Speaker 1: Always talk out there's A halloween party coming alive this

4285
03:12:26,520 --> 03:12:27,680
Speaker 1: year at our.

4286
03:12:27,720 --> 03:12:30,400
Speaker 3: House, yeah but that's, like that's actually a win. Brainchild

4287
03:12:30,560 --> 03:12:33,240
Speaker 3: my oldest daughter Win. Rebelawan she Is, Christmas.

4288
03:12:33,959 --> 03:12:39,119
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving you gotta go, obscure pull up, holidays pull up obscure.

4289
03:12:38,720 --> 03:12:41,600
Speaker 3: Holiday Flag, Day President's day or Day Arbor?

4290
03:12:41,680 --> 03:12:44,560
Speaker 4: Day Just monday night? Football, dude have you been To?

4291
03:12:44,720 --> 03:12:48,080
Speaker 3: Orgon of course you've been Organ how amazing is the

4292
03:12:48,280 --> 03:12:52,240
Speaker 3: trees and Organ are they fucking unbelievable.

4293
03:12:51,720 --> 03:12:54,720
Speaker 1: Or what their fucking next? Level? Yes do you? Know

4294
03:12:55,440 --> 03:12:59,160
Speaker 1: do you? Know here's what's wrong with. Me i'm. Insufferable,

4295
03:12:59,360 --> 03:13:02,840
Speaker 1: okay this is Why i'm. Insufferable all, right everything you,

4296
03:13:02,920 --> 03:13:05,560
Speaker 1: Say i've done it times. Ten. Yeah do you know?

4297
03:13:05,600 --> 03:13:05,840
Speaker 3: WHAT i.

4298
03:13:07,400 --> 03:13:10,080
Speaker 1: Climbed to the top of The redwoods and hung out

4299
03:13:10,120 --> 03:13:11,600
Speaker 1: for roughly two hours at the top of the red

4300
03:13:11,640 --> 03:13:13,880
Speaker 1: woods like a tree a, tree you climbed up a.

4301
03:13:13,959 --> 03:13:17,600
Speaker 1: TREE i jugged up a. Redwood jugging is when you

4302
03:13:17,680 --> 03:13:19,600
Speaker 1: get the rope and you do. THIS i jugged to

4303
03:13:19,680 --> 03:13:22,480
Speaker 1: the top of redwood and hung out for two. Hours you,

4304
03:13:22,560 --> 03:13:26,040
Speaker 1: Smoke Uh, NO i was stone sober and. Terrified it

4305
03:13:26,200 --> 03:13:28,920
Speaker 1: is wild how quiet it is and how the wind

4306
03:13:29,040 --> 03:13:31,520
Speaker 1: talks to you and the trees move and you can

4307
03:13:31,680 --> 03:13:34,160
Speaker 1: feel you can see the wind coming by the trees,

4308
03:13:34,240 --> 03:13:37,640
Speaker 1: moving and then it hits. You it is. Surreal everything

4309
03:13:37,680 --> 03:13:40,160
Speaker 1: you've ever talked about in anything in. LIFE i, mean that's.

4310
03:13:40,200 --> 03:13:43,200
Speaker 1: Me it's top of The. Redwood we bungee jumped off. It,

4311
03:13:44,959 --> 03:13:46,920
Speaker 1: god that is so, cool. DUDE I.

4312
03:13:47,160 --> 03:13:49,680
Speaker 3: U when we were In, eugene we went and walked

4313
03:13:49,720 --> 03:13:54,480
Speaker 3: through SOBER i haven't smoked or, anything and YE jp And,

4314
03:13:54,800 --> 03:13:56,880
Speaker 3: garrett we're kind of walking through a will is coming

4315
03:13:56,879 --> 03:13:58,600
Speaker 3: to meet, us and we just find these trees and

4316
03:13:58,680 --> 03:14:01,360
Speaker 3: it was, Like i'm like touching the trees and feeling

4317
03:14:01,400 --> 03:14:03,560
Speaker 3: the texture of the. Trees someone felt like, foam someone felt,

4318
03:14:03,640 --> 03:14:05,520
Speaker 3: Hard AND i was, like this is like the most

4319
03:14:05,560 --> 03:14:08,600
Speaker 3: incredible Vegetation i've ever seen in my.

4320
03:14:08,680 --> 03:14:10,680
Speaker 1: Life one Day i'll do a podcast WHERE i tell

4321
03:14:10,680 --> 03:14:12,720
Speaker 1: you all the Stuff i've done that you'd never. Believe

4322
03:14:13,360 --> 03:14:16,560
Speaker 1: like slept in the world's largest cave In, vietnam six

4323
03:14:16,640 --> 03:14:19,240
Speaker 1: hour hike in six hour hike. Out the cave's so

4324
03:14:19,400 --> 03:14:22,000
Speaker 1: big The Empire State building could fit inside the. Cave

4325
03:14:22,440 --> 03:14:24,080
Speaker 1: stayed in there for a. Night WHEN i was On Travel,

4326
03:14:24,160 --> 03:14:26,520
Speaker 1: CHANNEL i did the craziest. Things someone said to me the,

4327
03:14:26,600 --> 03:14:27,360
Speaker 1: day have you ever swam with?

4328
03:14:27,400 --> 03:14:28,360
Speaker 3: SHARKS i was talking to a.

4329
03:14:28,560 --> 03:14:30,920
Speaker 1: Surfer you've ever swam a? SHARKS i, Said i've swam

4330
03:14:31,000 --> 03:14:33,119
Speaker 1: a great white sharks out of the. CAGE i sam

4331
03:14:33,160 --> 03:14:35,280
Speaker 1: with great white sharks in the. Cage that's the. Cave

4332
03:14:35,520 --> 03:14:38,400
Speaker 1: it's fucking. Insane it's really like, that you know WHAT i? Did?

4333
03:14:38,640 --> 03:14:41,599
Speaker 3: Yeah or is it like a, filter because that's always.

4334
03:14:41,760 --> 03:14:44,360
Speaker 1: Type In Burt kreisler in this. Cave Type Bert kreisler

4335
03:14:44,840 --> 03:14:45,959
Speaker 1: In vietnam, cave and.

4336
03:14:45,959 --> 03:14:49,040
Speaker 3: You actually first first type in in this. Cave just

4337
03:14:49,120 --> 03:14:50,440
Speaker 3: type in. THAT i want to see what comes.

4338
03:14:50,520 --> 03:14:57,360
Speaker 1: Up there's one, cave fair, enough but it's IT'S i.

4339
03:14:57,959 --> 03:15:03,520
Speaker 1: Swam i've swam with sharks probably ten. Times i've. Swam

4340
03:15:03,680 --> 03:15:06,680
Speaker 1: i've swim with whale, Sharks i've swam With have you

4341
03:15:06,720 --> 03:15:11,560
Speaker 1: swim with? ORCAS i almost? Did do you? Remember so

4342
03:15:11,680 --> 03:15:14,200
Speaker 1: they do that in our Buddy John mann's one of

4343
03:15:14,280 --> 03:15:18,080
Speaker 1: my buddy best. Buddies he does that In norway every

4344
03:15:18,120 --> 03:15:18,600
Speaker 1: year they go.

4345
03:15:18,720 --> 03:15:21,280
Speaker 4: Out yeah really, Yeah, norway that's where you do.

4346
03:15:21,360 --> 03:15:22,400
Speaker 3: It and you can actually swim with.

4347
03:15:22,440 --> 03:15:23,920
Speaker 1: Them, There you swim with, them and you go out

4348
03:15:23,959 --> 03:15:24,600
Speaker 1: and they fucking.

4349
03:15:25,680 --> 03:15:28,600
Speaker 3: There is it true that no one has ever been?

4350
03:15:28,720 --> 03:15:31,240
Speaker 3: Killed there's never been a requartered kill of a great

4351
03:15:31,240 --> 03:15:34,040
Speaker 3: white shark outside of. Captivity, okay once, again we're going

4352
03:15:34,080 --> 03:15:35,200
Speaker 3: into a brock crasure rabbit. Hole.

4353
03:15:35,440 --> 03:15:38,800
Speaker 1: OKAY i believe the second we released we stopped Having

4354
03:15:38,840 --> 03:15:42,119
Speaker 1: SeaWorld with the great killer, whales they started retaliating against.

4355
03:15:42,200 --> 03:15:45,000
Speaker 1: Us have you noticed that they're attacking boats like? Crazy,

4356
03:15:45,080 --> 03:15:46,520
Speaker 1: now there was a whole thing about.

4357
03:15:46,520 --> 03:15:48,160
Speaker 3: That weren't you And jack talking about that? One, yeah

4358
03:15:48,840 --> 03:15:50,720
Speaker 3: Big orca individuals here.

4359
03:15:52,680 --> 03:15:54,440
Speaker 1: Happened. Before i'm a big fan, Too i'm a big

4360
03:15:54,480 --> 03:15:56,680
Speaker 1: Sea world. Fan but the second we didn't Have shimu.

4361
03:15:56,720 --> 03:15:59,800
Speaker 1: Anymore that's me with great white sharks right. There it's

4362
03:15:59,840 --> 03:16:02,560
Speaker 1: me in the. Cage you see the pictures to the.

4363
03:16:02,640 --> 03:16:05,200
Speaker 1: Right that's my daughter's in the cage of G have

4364
03:16:05,240 --> 03:16:07,960
Speaker 1: you ever seen my? Sharks, no the black like black

4365
03:16:08,040 --> 03:16:11,720
Speaker 1: tip is? That that's me inside the. Cage that's a

4366
03:16:11,760 --> 03:16:16,080
Speaker 1: great white Shark i've shown with. Those, yeah, yeah, Yeah.

4367
03:16:16,320 --> 03:16:20,200
Speaker 1: No out In bora for the. Honeymoon nice, motorcycle you know?

4368
03:16:20,240 --> 03:16:21,920
Speaker 1: What you, know it's so. CRAZY i was listening to

4369
03:16:21,920 --> 03:16:24,080
Speaker 1: a podcast the other day about this is WHEN i

4370
03:16:24,120 --> 03:16:25,840
Speaker 1: feel Like i'm spinning out of. CONTROL i was listening

4371
03:16:25,840 --> 03:16:31,760
Speaker 1: a podcast about about sitting bowl right And Custards Last. Stand,

4372
03:16:32,000 --> 03:16:33,920
Speaker 1: Okay Custards Last stand was IN uh.

4373
03:16:34,720 --> 03:16:39,359
Speaker 3: In, Dallas, nolue The Library San clementi.

4374
03:16:39,120 --> 03:16:41,840
Speaker 1: The revolver always in The. Dakotas it was In North.

4375
03:16:41,920 --> 03:16:44,920
Speaker 3: Dakota Gotcha sturges Near.

4376
03:16:44,959 --> 03:16:48,080
Speaker 1: Sturges it's Near. Surgeon it. IS i only know that

4377
03:16:48,280 --> 03:16:54,080
Speaker 1: BECAUSE I i. WAS i re Enacted Custards Last stand

4378
03:16:54,200 --> 03:16:57,880
Speaker 1: with those With. LAKOTAS i think It's LAKOTA'S uh at

4379
03:16:58,000 --> 03:17:00,960
Speaker 1: the actual. Place we had hunted buffalo with The Crow.

4380
03:17:01,120 --> 03:17:04,879
Speaker 1: Nation that evening we hunted. Buffalo one of the most beautiful.

4381
03:17:04,879 --> 03:17:06,360
Speaker 1: Motorcycles are your motorcycle, GUY.

4382
03:17:06,320 --> 03:17:07,800
Speaker 3: I LIKE i enjoy moors That it was quite a.

4383
03:17:07,800 --> 03:17:09,480
Speaker 3: Bit i'm not A harley, guy BUT i grew up

4384
03:17:09,520 --> 03:17:12,360
Speaker 3: on dirt. Bikes freestyle motocross was my first love of my.

4385
03:17:12,440 --> 03:17:14,840
Speaker 1: Life we hunt buffalo at. Sunset we land a helicopter

4386
03:17:14,920 --> 03:17:16,560
Speaker 1: on top of a. MOUNTAIN i get on my. Motorcycle

4387
03:17:16,600 --> 03:17:19,080
Speaker 1: it's An indian. CHIEF i get My oh, no, no.

4388
03:17:19,120 --> 03:17:21,280
Speaker 1: No it was a Victory judge AND i get on

4389
03:17:21,360 --> 03:17:25,480
Speaker 1: the motorcycle AND i start riding through the hills Of, montana, gorgeous,

4390
03:17:26,000 --> 03:17:29,560
Speaker 1: gorgeous and a pack of wild horses catches up with

4391
03:17:29,680 --> 03:17:33,160
Speaker 1: me on top of a fucking mountain And i'm listening

4392
03:17:33,200 --> 03:17:36,160
Speaker 1: To Wilco Dun Dun Dun, Dun, Dun Dun Dun Dun

4393
03:17:36,240 --> 03:17:38,920
Speaker 1: Dun dun dun, dun And i'm going fucking thirty miles

4394
03:17:38,920 --> 03:17:41,360
Speaker 1: an hour with horses racing next to, me going, like

4395
03:17:41,480 --> 03:17:43,800
Speaker 1: what fucking world AM i living? In then we take

4396
03:17:43,840 --> 03:17:45,880
Speaker 1: it over to Where Sitting bull had his last cus

4397
03:17:46,040 --> 03:17:47,760
Speaker 1: ra at his last, stand and they re enacted the.

4398
03:17:47,840 --> 03:17:50,080
Speaker 1: Thing the kids they do this. Thing if they touch,

4399
03:17:50,160 --> 03:17:52,280
Speaker 1: you it's more insulting than if they kill. You the

4400
03:17:52,400 --> 03:17:55,000
Speaker 1: idea that An indian could get, it A Native american

4401
03:17:55,280 --> 03:17:57,720
Speaker 1: could get it close enough to touch you but not

4402
03:17:57,879 --> 03:18:00,640
Speaker 1: hurt you was more insulting than dying it. Self and

4403
03:18:00,720 --> 03:18:02,520
Speaker 1: they did that to me non. Stop they put me

4404
03:18:02,560 --> 03:18:04,640
Speaker 1: on a horse and they just came up just, screaming

4405
03:18:04,800 --> 03:18:08,000
Speaker 1: fucking all painted, yellow naked on fucking, horses a little,

4406
03:18:08,040 --> 03:18:11,400
Speaker 1: loincloth just touching me and just it was fucking. Insane, yeah,

4407
03:18:11,440 --> 03:18:13,880
Speaker 1: DUDE i lived a crazy fucking. Life the travel channel

4408
03:18:13,879 --> 03:18:16,000
Speaker 1: STUFF i did or one Day i'll talk about it on,

4409
03:18:16,120 --> 03:18:19,160
Speaker 1: Something but it's like the for fucking seven, YEARS i

4410
03:18:19,240 --> 03:18:22,240
Speaker 1: traveled around the world over and over, again just around the.

4411
03:18:22,280 --> 03:18:24,400
Speaker 1: World you'd pick a map and you'd get a map

4412
03:18:24,440 --> 03:18:25,920
Speaker 1: and you, go where do you want to? Go And i'd,

4413
03:18:25,959 --> 03:18:29,840
Speaker 1: Go i've heard Of? Tanzania what is that? Like and

4414
03:18:29,879 --> 03:18:31,480
Speaker 1: then you'd be, like well you can also go To.

4415
03:18:31,680 --> 03:18:34,240
Speaker 1: Zanzibar you're, like is that a real? Place and then

4416
03:18:34,280 --> 03:18:38,520
Speaker 1: we just travel the fucking. World it was. INSANE i

4417
03:18:38,720 --> 03:18:39,560
Speaker 1: the Fucking.

4418
03:18:41,560 --> 03:18:43,720
Speaker 3: You've lived a good, life, bro lived a fantastic. Life

4419
03:18:43,879 --> 03:18:46,760
Speaker 3: really sounds like you're you're ready for the calm a little.

4420
03:18:46,760 --> 03:18:48,800
Speaker 3: Bit it feels like you're ready for the. Car you'll

4421
03:18:48,840 --> 03:18:51,720
Speaker 3: be having more stories after this next. Year, nope yeah

4422
03:18:51,720 --> 03:18:52,360
Speaker 3: you will because you'd be.

4423
03:18:52,400 --> 03:18:55,320
Speaker 1: Traveling just be. Quiet i'm thinking about it, here, okay

4424
03:18:55,320 --> 03:18:57,440
Speaker 1: so so real, quick well we wrap. Up So i'm

4425
03:18:57,480 --> 03:19:01,119
Speaker 1: thinking of we got a, place go, ahead what's one

4426
03:19:01,200 --> 03:19:03,720
Speaker 1: Thing i'm thinking? Of like things that Land? Leanne what's going?

4427
03:19:03,840 --> 03:19:05,960
Speaker 1: Safari she wants to go on. Safaris i'm gonna take

4428
03:19:05,959 --> 03:19:08,040
Speaker 1: her To i'm gonna take her To. Africa but THEN

4429
03:19:08,080 --> 03:19:10,320
Speaker 1: i was, like, yo you're In, africa, RIGHT i want

4430
03:19:10,360 --> 03:19:12,760
Speaker 1: to go down The, nile, RIGHT i want to see the.

4431
03:19:12,800 --> 03:19:15,760
Speaker 1: Pyramids yeah, Right so then you, Go, okay so let's

4432
03:19:15,800 --> 03:19:18,560
Speaker 1: take a, Month let's Do, africa let's do let's Do.

4433
03:19:18,840 --> 03:19:21,560
Speaker 1: Africa let's go to The, maldives let's Go, like If

4434
03:19:21,640 --> 03:19:23,840
Speaker 1: i'm not just gonna go to fucking do one. Thing

4435
03:19:24,320 --> 03:19:26,760
Speaker 1: we all kids, anymore they're in fucking, College let's go

4436
03:19:26,920 --> 03:19:29,200
Speaker 1: do the. Thing it's like it's In. Nashville it's like,

4437
03:19:29,280 --> 03:19:31,800
Speaker 1: this we're here In. Nashville it's like you spend the week. Here,

4438
03:19:32,080 --> 03:19:34,320
Speaker 1: yeah let's look at. Houses then we go To oregon On,

4439
03:19:34,560 --> 03:19:38,320
Speaker 1: thursday and, uh spend the weekend In oregon and then we're.

4440
03:19:38,360 --> 03:19:40,520
Speaker 1: Home and So, africa what's one thing you want to?

4441
03:19:40,560 --> 03:19:42,800
Speaker 1: Do one thing you want to see really badly in this.

4442
03:19:42,879 --> 03:19:46,080
Speaker 1: World we'll go, First, Oh, ORCAS i would love this

4443
03:19:46,120 --> 03:19:47,680
Speaker 1: one With orca. WHALES i think that's the top of

4444
03:19:47,720 --> 03:19:49,640
Speaker 1: my bucket. List AND i do think doing a SAFARI

4445
03:19:49,680 --> 03:19:52,760
Speaker 1: i Here South africa is. Incredible, yeah doing like you,

4446
03:19:52,840 --> 03:19:54,760
Speaker 1: know up early in the, morning like getting close to some,

4447
03:19:54,920 --> 03:19:57,440
Speaker 1: lions like close enough to. Death BUT i think those

4448
03:19:57,480 --> 03:19:59,440
Speaker 1: two things would be sick or get maybe in the

4449
03:19:59,520 --> 03:20:02,800
Speaker 1: jungle and be amongst some. GORILLAS i think that would

4450
03:20:02,840 --> 03:20:05,360
Speaker 1: be really. Fun would they charge you and they, go.

4451
03:20:06,280 --> 03:20:08,120
Speaker 4: Yeah where you're a little, nervous but then you got

4452
03:20:08,160 --> 03:20:10,280
Speaker 4: the you got the guide with you telling you how

4453
03:20:10,280 --> 03:20:12,119
Speaker 4: to be and how to. Act but you're scared enough

4454
03:20:12,120 --> 03:20:13,680
Speaker 4: to LIKE i literally might have to pick.

4455
03:20:13,640 --> 03:20:14,240
Speaker 1: Up and go right.

4456
03:20:14,320 --> 03:20:17,760
Speaker 4: Here yeah god that sounds but actually, clions gorillas and

4457
03:20:17,920 --> 03:20:22,680
Speaker 4: orches that would be my big beginn'd big three or

4458
03:20:22,720 --> 03:20:23,120
Speaker 4: amongst the.

4459
03:20:23,160 --> 03:20:25,240
Speaker 3: Wolves oh, yeah but you've done.

4460
03:20:25,280 --> 03:20:26,880
Speaker 1: That, yeah, yeah, YEAH i gotta do something.

4461
03:20:26,959 --> 03:20:27,000
Speaker 8: That.

4462
03:20:27,160 --> 03:20:30,199
Speaker 4: Yeah actually down close to uh To. Tampa really there's

4463
03:20:30,240 --> 03:20:31,360
Speaker 4: like this uh sanctuary of.

4464
03:20:31,400 --> 03:20:34,760
Speaker 1: Wolves OH i worked with. Wolves, Yeah i'm sure you.

4465
03:20:34,879 --> 03:20:36,120
Speaker 3: Have that's amazing for.

4466
03:20:36,240 --> 03:20:41,160
Speaker 1: Me they smelled like, ship like give your heads on the. Wolves.

4467
03:20:41,640 --> 03:20:44,560
Speaker 1: Don't no one washes a. Wolf that's one THING i.

4468
03:20:44,640 --> 03:20:48,040
Speaker 3: Learned uh my wife when we first, met she told

4469
03:20:48,080 --> 03:20:49,360
Speaker 3: me she's like the PERSON i must spend the rest

4470
03:20:49,360 --> 03:20:51,120
Speaker 3: of my life. With i'm gonna go To iceland, With

4471
03:20:51,280 --> 03:20:53,200
Speaker 3: and we still to this day have not been To.

4472
03:20:53,280 --> 03:20:56,800
Speaker 1: Iceland, okay, okay, okay, okay you, ready so hold. On i'm,

4473
03:20:56,840 --> 03:21:02,920
Speaker 1: Sorry Leanne will not listen to this. Podcast So i'm

4474
03:21:02,959 --> 03:21:07,160
Speaker 1: surprising her with a. Trip, okay, okay and, uh we're

4475
03:21:07,200 --> 03:21:10,920
Speaker 1: going To she's always wanted to go To, paris and

4476
03:21:11,080 --> 03:21:12,960
Speaker 1: so she won't hear. This and by the, way don't

4477
03:21:13,000 --> 03:21:14,960
Speaker 1: fucking be a dick and text her. This just let

4478
03:21:15,000 --> 03:21:19,240
Speaker 1: this clipping. It, Yeah So i'm. Take so we're doing

4479
03:21:19,280 --> 03:21:24,360
Speaker 1: a two Bears poroso signing and In San, francisco AND

4480
03:21:24,480 --> 03:21:27,400
Speaker 1: i was, Like, YO i was, like the next one's

4481
03:21:27,400 --> 03:21:28,960
Speaker 1: a week later In. TAMPA i, go why don't we

4482
03:21:29,000 --> 03:21:31,160
Speaker 1: just go To paris for the fucking? Week and SO

4483
03:21:31,800 --> 03:21:34,840
Speaker 1: i don't know, whether And i'm curious what you would

4484
03:21:34,840 --> 03:21:38,640
Speaker 1: do in your. Relationship DO i legit fucking surprise her

4485
03:21:38,920 --> 03:21:42,040
Speaker 1: and go, LIKE i grab her, PASSPORT i bring no,

4486
03:21:42,160 --> 03:21:44,360
Speaker 1: Clothes just go like we're In San francisco and, Go,

4487
03:21:44,440 --> 03:21:46,240
Speaker 1: yo get on the next flight we're Going and she's, like,

4488
03:21:46,280 --> 03:21:48,000
Speaker 1: wait this is our flight and we're going To. Paris

4489
03:21:48,080 --> 03:21:50,000
Speaker 1: DO i do? That or DO i tell her a

4490
03:21:50,040 --> 03:21:51,560
Speaker 1: week ahead of time and let her get ready for

4491
03:21:51,640 --> 03:21:54,640
Speaker 1: it and bring. Clothes, oh for, sure don't tell. Her

4492
03:21:54,760 --> 03:21:55,240
Speaker 1: don't tell her.

4493
03:21:55,520 --> 03:21:55,920
Speaker 3: That that's.

4494
03:21:56,000 --> 03:21:59,040
Speaker 1: First how's your? Wife is she a? Planner?

4495
03:21:59,120 --> 03:22:01,480
Speaker 4: Oh are you gonna up In San. Francisco you know

4496
03:22:01,520 --> 03:22:03,360
Speaker 4: WHAT i, mean BECAUSE i KNOW i Know. Charles she

4497
03:22:03,400 --> 03:22:05,280
Speaker 4: would like to whatever spots would go do to eat,

4498
03:22:05,320 --> 03:22:07,119
Speaker 4: dinner like she would have, to she would she would

4499
03:22:07,360 --> 03:22:10,200
Speaker 4: enjoy having her outfits picked. Out so if you do surprise,

4500
03:22:10,240 --> 03:22:11,760
Speaker 4: her it might be one of those things where you,

4501
03:22:11,879 --> 03:22:14,920
Speaker 4: land you take her shopping In paris to get set

4502
03:22:14,959 --> 03:22:15,440
Speaker 4: outfit for.

4503
03:22:15,640 --> 03:22:17,520
Speaker 3: Dinner that's way better than being, like, hey go pick

4504
03:22:17,560 --> 03:22:19,959
Speaker 3: out some outfits if you're going to if you want

4505
03:22:19,959 --> 03:22:22,720
Speaker 3: to spend that kind of. Money, yeah but, Yeah I'm i'm.

4506
03:22:22,760 --> 03:22:24,560
Speaker 4: Surprised would be. Good BUT i do think keep in

4507
03:22:24,640 --> 03:22:26,240
Speaker 4: mind how they want to be for dinner and having

4508
03:22:26,320 --> 03:22:28,520
Speaker 4: everything kind of like having some type of hey we're

4509
03:22:28,520 --> 03:22:29,800
Speaker 4: gonna hit this, restaurant we're gonna hit that.

4510
03:22:29,840 --> 03:22:32,680
Speaker 1: One, Yeah i'm thinking about the. Bunch i'm thinking about

4511
03:22:32,720 --> 03:22:37,880
Speaker 1: a bunch of those, treads those last minute, going hey we're,

4512
03:22:37,920 --> 03:22:39,480
Speaker 1: going because she's been really good about, That like she's

4513
03:22:39,480 --> 03:22:41,440
Speaker 1: been good about not telling me where we're, going and

4514
03:22:41,480 --> 03:22:43,920
Speaker 1: they're all always. Concerts been To Pearl, jam we've been

4515
03:22:43,959 --> 03:22:46,960
Speaker 1: to Like eagles and it's been. Awesome but, LIKE i

4516
03:22:47,160 --> 03:22:49,840
Speaker 1: like the, surprise but ALSO i don't know like it's

4517
03:22:49,879 --> 03:22:50,280
Speaker 1: kind of a bro.

4518
03:22:50,520 --> 03:22:53,280
Speaker 4: Move be LIKE i would, SAY i would, say my

4519
03:22:53,320 --> 03:22:55,560
Speaker 4: wife would love the, surprise and she would be even

4520
03:22:55,640 --> 03:22:58,320
Speaker 4: more surprised and more excited knowing THAT i had some

4521
03:22:58,480 --> 03:23:01,280
Speaker 4: things planned, out being, like oh you you did this

4522
03:23:01,440 --> 03:23:03,280
Speaker 4: on your own type of, thing like you pulled all

4523
03:23:03,320 --> 03:23:04,720
Speaker 4: this shit off and you're, like, YEAH i got everything

4524
03:23:04,800 --> 03:23:05,120
Speaker 4: taken care.

4525
03:23:05,160 --> 03:23:07,240
Speaker 3: Of, See taylor Knows i'm not capable of like planning that.

4526
03:23:07,440 --> 03:23:10,720
Speaker 3: Much she would be so incredibly excited IF i was, like,

4527
03:23:10,760 --> 03:23:12,320
Speaker 3: hey guess where we're. Going we're going To. Iceland we're

4528
03:23:12,320 --> 03:23:14,760
Speaker 3: going To. Paris, dude CAN i can tell her about?

4529
03:23:14,760 --> 03:23:15,800
Speaker 3: CLOSE i don't even know what the game back thret

4530
03:23:15,840 --> 03:23:16,760
Speaker 3: more about, close we.

4531
03:23:16,760 --> 03:23:18,000
Speaker 1: Get, there get. Close when we get, there that, is

4532
03:23:18,080 --> 03:23:20,200
Speaker 1: we get there to me and For.

4533
03:23:20,280 --> 03:23:22,920
Speaker 3: Tailor And taylor love. Surprises she's all fucking about. Surprises

4534
03:23:22,959 --> 03:23:26,600
Speaker 3: i'm terrible at doing, surprises so that, PERSONALLY i Think

4535
03:23:26,720 --> 03:23:27,240
Speaker 3: i'm horrible.

4536
03:23:27,320 --> 03:23:29,640
Speaker 1: SURPRISES i just told this surprise on the. Podcast, yeah

4537
03:23:29,640 --> 03:23:32,000
Speaker 1: but like she won't listen to it and just be. Cool,

4538
03:23:32,080 --> 03:23:34,760
Speaker 1: everyone don't send it to. Her we're not we're not

4539
03:23:34,800 --> 03:23:34,960
Speaker 1: going to.

4540
03:23:35,520 --> 03:23:37,080
Speaker 3: Anything we're not gonna clip any of. This we're boring

4541
03:23:37,120 --> 03:23:39,440
Speaker 3: to have clips for the. Show now this is going

4542
03:23:39,480 --> 03:23:42,120
Speaker 3: to release. It, now how much did you sell this podcast?

4543
03:23:42,200 --> 03:23:44,080
Speaker 3: FOR i don't think we can even do.

4544
03:23:44,160 --> 03:23:46,119
Speaker 1: That, okay IF i Said i'll give you thirty million

4545
03:23:46,160 --> 03:23:48,560
Speaker 1: dollars for the podcast right, now would you sell to have? Everything?

4546
03:23:48,640 --> 03:23:50,080
Speaker 1: No BUT i get. IT i get. IT i buy

4547
03:23:50,120 --> 03:23:52,960
Speaker 1: it for thirty million. DOLLARS i BET i get. It

4548
03:23:53,080 --> 03:23:55,760
Speaker 1: i'll give you thirty million dollars and THEN i get

4549
03:23:55,800 --> 03:23:58,280
Speaker 1: to you guys keep doing. It but Now i'm like

4550
03:23:58,320 --> 03:24:01,840
Speaker 1: a fifty to fifty partner with you fifty. Fifty so,

4551
03:24:02,000 --> 03:24:03,720
Speaker 1: no you guys get twenty five, each and THEN i

4552
03:24:03,760 --> 03:24:06,040
Speaker 1: get fifty percent. Each and then would you do that

4553
03:24:06,120 --> 03:24:10,960
Speaker 1: to a? Company? No, okay maybe one hundred million, Dollars,

4554
03:24:11,400 --> 03:24:12,400
Speaker 1: yes one hundred million.

4555
03:24:12,400 --> 03:24:14,920
Speaker 3: Dollars oh, yeah one hundred million. Dollars you have Eighty you.

4556
03:24:15,040 --> 03:24:17,880
Speaker 4: Keep your, ip but you you AM i calling the?

4557
03:24:17,879 --> 03:24:19,800
Speaker 4: Shots create a freedom for?

4558
03:24:19,920 --> 03:24:20,040
Speaker 3: Us?

4559
03:24:20,360 --> 03:24:25,440
Speaker 1: No, NO i mean, yes, yes but, no meaning, like, yeah.

4560
03:24:25,320 --> 03:24:26,480
Speaker 3: But it's something to call us and be, like we

4561
03:24:26,560 --> 03:24:27,480
Speaker 3: want you to say this on the.

4562
03:24:27,480 --> 03:24:31,280
Speaker 1: Show, Man i'm on thinking it's my sponsors right. Now,

4563
03:24:31,800 --> 03:24:35,600
Speaker 1: HEY nascar has got an. Event you're, like, Oh i'm,

4564
03:24:35,680 --> 03:24:38,720
Speaker 1: Yeah well we need you to do THIS nascar? Event can?

4565
03:24:38,800 --> 03:24:40,879
Speaker 1: You you're gonna have to fly down To. Daytona that's

4566
03:24:40,920 --> 03:24:42,840
Speaker 1: a bad example because they were a sponsor of To,

4567
03:24:42,959 --> 03:24:46,959
Speaker 1: bears AND i LIKE nascar a. LOT i was, good say, yeah, yeah.

4568
03:24:47,320 --> 03:24:51,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Right like what yeah thirty?

4569
03:24:51,560 --> 03:24:53,720
Speaker 1: Million, Though, well what's what's the end? Game what's the end?

4570
03:24:53,760 --> 03:24:56,360
Speaker 1: GAME i don't think it's a great. Question that's Where

4571
03:24:56,400 --> 03:24:57,800
Speaker 1: i'm at Where i'm, like what's my end? Game? Like

4572
03:24:57,840 --> 03:24:59,880
Speaker 1: DO i do stand up? Forever DO i do the podcast?

4573
03:24:59,879 --> 03:25:02,720
Speaker 1: For what DO i? DO I is there a chance

4574
03:25:02,800 --> 03:25:04,080
Speaker 1: THAT i? RETIRE i.

4575
03:25:04,160 --> 03:25:06,840
Speaker 3: Will i'll tell you this about my personal. Endgame if

4576
03:25:06,879 --> 03:25:08,640
Speaker 3: you asked me this a year, ago there was no.

4577
03:25:08,840 --> 03:25:09,120
Speaker 1: Endgame.

4578
03:25:09,240 --> 03:25:11,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, NOW i LITERALLY i talked about this in the

4579
03:25:11,920 --> 03:25:13,959
Speaker 3: podcast a few. TIMES i, spent for the first time

4580
03:25:14,000 --> 03:25:15,840
Speaker 3: in my adult, life was In canada for a week

4581
03:25:16,600 --> 03:25:18,480
Speaker 3: and sat there and was, like oh, FUCK i really

4582
03:25:18,520 --> 03:25:21,080
Speaker 3: am enjoying doing nothing and just being with my.

4583
03:25:21,160 --> 03:25:22,160
Speaker 1: Family and it's.

4584
03:25:22,000 --> 03:25:24,400
Speaker 3: Really fucked me up since then to where Now i'm, Like,

4585
03:25:24,840 --> 03:25:28,960
Speaker 3: okay how does how DO i eventually just do nothing

4586
03:25:29,800 --> 03:25:32,560
Speaker 3: or do only the things THAT i really? Enjoy how

4587
03:25:32,600 --> 03:25:35,240
Speaker 3: DO i become as involved with a dat as possible

4588
03:25:35,240 --> 03:25:37,880
Speaker 3: and around the family ninety percent of, time as opposed

4589
03:25:37,879 --> 03:25:38,600
Speaker 3: to what about?

4590
03:25:38,640 --> 03:25:42,320
Speaker 1: This does? Something having? Something does that keep you? Healthy,

4591
03:25:42,760 --> 03:25:46,640
Speaker 1: yes because something keeps me, healthy keeps me just BECAUSE

4592
03:25:46,640 --> 03:25:47,080
Speaker 1: i love.

4593
03:25:47,040 --> 03:25:48,920
Speaker 4: To expand the, brand LIKE i love to make this

4594
03:25:49,040 --> 03:25:52,600
Speaker 4: more of a locker room other, athletes just other other influencers.

4595
03:25:52,760 --> 03:25:54,720
Speaker 1: Entertainers were you doing moving To?

4596
03:25:54,800 --> 03:25:57,320
Speaker 3: Nashville, yeah inside the walls at all.

4597
03:25:57,360 --> 03:26:00,600
Speaker 1: TIMES i sold my soul to that fucking past. Factor Will,

4598
03:26:00,680 --> 03:26:04,360
Speaker 1: Smith i'm fucking in bed With tommy so deep right.

4599
03:26:04,400 --> 03:26:06,760
Speaker 1: Now idea we have so much money. Together.

4600
03:26:06,959 --> 03:26:10,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah but if there if there was a way

4601
03:26:10,560 --> 03:26:14,040
Speaker 3: for busting to not just like Obviously will AND i

4602
03:26:14,160 --> 03:26:16,760
Speaker 3: being the faces of, it but having other people part of,

4603
03:26:16,800 --> 03:26:17,240
Speaker 3: it part.

4604
03:26:17,080 --> 03:26:17,680
Speaker 1: Of, it like The Landy.

4605
03:26:17,720 --> 03:26:20,480
Speaker 3: Walker he's been a person that's been embedded in the

4606
03:26:20,560 --> 03:26:23,080
Speaker 3: fall for. Us that's. Awesome he's a great. Personality he's

4607
03:26:23,080 --> 03:26:24,720
Speaker 3: great to have. Around like having more people like that

4608
03:26:24,879 --> 03:26:27,520
Speaker 3: to kind of like lift the load of the in

4609
03:26:27,600 --> 03:26:28,760
Speaker 3: front of camera stuff would be.

4610
03:26:28,760 --> 03:26:32,720
Speaker 1: Awesome. Yeah it's just such a great fucking thing you

4611
03:26:32,760 --> 03:26:35,040
Speaker 1: guys have. Built how real is this thirty million dollar?

4612
03:26:35,120 --> 03:26:41,160
Speaker 1: OFFER i don't. KNOW i think that's where the future

4613
03:26:41,280 --> 03:26:45,000
Speaker 1: is part of, me no part of me goes like,

4614
03:26:46,480 --> 03:26:48,480
Speaker 1: okay oh, Man i'm fucking.

4615
03:26:48,200 --> 03:26:49,680
Speaker 4: You already know when he gets off, here he's gonna

4616
03:26:49,720 --> 03:26:51,879
Speaker 4: Call tom LIKE i was feeling him out a little.

4617
03:26:51,920 --> 03:26:54,040
Speaker 3: Bit sounds like we're gonna buy him For they said

4618
03:26:54,040 --> 03:26:56,200
Speaker 3: for sure a hundred, Million so we have between thirty

4619
03:26:56,280 --> 03:26:57,680
Speaker 3: and one hundred to really figure.

4620
03:26:57,720 --> 03:27:00,959
Speaker 1: Out thirty is the working? Number thirty is the working? Number, yeah, yeah,

4621
03:27:01,360 --> 03:27:03,480
Speaker 1: NO i don't. Know it's like it's like it's like

4622
03:27:03,680 --> 03:27:06,080
Speaker 1: you could tell what's going to be, Good LIKE i

4623
03:27:06,280 --> 03:27:09,800
Speaker 1: could never. HAVE i could never have predicted Where pat

4624
03:27:09,879 --> 03:27:12,880
Speaker 1: McAfee is because when he was doing, it it was

4625
03:27:12,959 --> 03:27:15,480
Speaker 1: just there wasn't a there wasn't a system in place

4626
03:27:15,640 --> 03:27:17,960
Speaker 1: to show you what was going to. Happen but now

4627
03:27:18,040 --> 03:27:20,600
Speaker 1: that you've seen What pat McAfee has, done you see

4628
03:27:20,640 --> 03:27:23,200
Speaker 1: the future of everything a little bit now he he

4629
03:27:24,280 --> 03:27:28,879
Speaker 1: he laid FUCKING i mean it's amazing even still look At.

4630
03:27:28,959 --> 03:27:32,080
Speaker 1: Rogan once you saw What rogan, did you're, like, wow

4631
03:27:32,560 --> 03:27:35,680
Speaker 1: between The rogan the, magafee very we look at look

4632
03:27:35,720 --> 03:27:38,520
Speaker 1: at and we all go we know where this is, going, right,

4633
03:27:39,080 --> 03:27:41,440
Speaker 1: Right so you know the start dude smarter than us

4634
03:27:41,520 --> 03:27:45,840
Speaker 1: Going they know where this is going, Right so then

4635
03:27:46,040 --> 03:27:48,760
Speaker 1: then that's WHAT i find really. Fascinating and then you

4636
03:27:48,800 --> 03:27:50,560
Speaker 1: look at the kids that ARE i say, kids but

4637
03:27:50,680 --> 03:27:53,920
Speaker 1: like you know Dance, older you know Dance older at.

4638
03:27:53,920 --> 03:27:56,640
Speaker 1: All Dance older just started doing his own podcast and

4639
03:27:56,800 --> 03:27:59,640
Speaker 1: his podcast is killing it very. Easily you could go

4640
03:28:00,080 --> 03:28:02,440
Speaker 1: know where that's, going like that's WHERE i, Go like,

4641
03:28:02,520 --> 03:28:04,560
Speaker 1: okay so then what's the price? Point and if you

4642
03:28:04,680 --> 03:28:07,560
Speaker 1: know where it's, going a Fucking SODA's podcast is a

4643
03:28:07,640 --> 03:28:09,280
Speaker 1: Missed so Dance odor is going to Be so you,

4644
03:28:09,360 --> 03:28:12,840
Speaker 1: said who's the next guy for? Real Dance? Older Dance

4645
03:28:13,000 --> 03:28:17,000
Speaker 1: order is fucking, brilliant. Legit he will be doing an

4646
03:28:17,000 --> 03:28:21,720
Speaker 1: arena tour next in two, years twenty, six he'll be

4647
03:28:21,760 --> 03:28:25,199
Speaker 1: doing arena. Tour he's so fucking. Talented he's so goddamn.

4648
03:28:25,240 --> 03:28:29,400
Speaker 1: TALENTED i, mean but you, know you know What i'm saying,

4649
03:28:29,400 --> 03:28:31,640
Speaker 1: Though like once you see, that like that's why you

4650
03:28:31,720 --> 03:28:34,360
Speaker 1: gotta hats off To. Macfee's like he saw where it

4651
03:28:34,400 --> 03:28:36,120
Speaker 1: was going before anyone saw where it was, going and

4652
03:28:36,280 --> 03:28:37,640
Speaker 1: you guys got kind of did it. Too but like

4653
03:28:37,959 --> 03:28:42,160
Speaker 1: he had this crazy vision of like like, right he's

4654
03:28:42,160 --> 03:28:44,480
Speaker 1: a lot Like tommy and in respects of him going,

4655
03:28:44,560 --> 03:28:46,400
Speaker 1: LIKE i don't care what people. Think i'll do WHATEVER i,

4656
03:28:46,560 --> 03:28:48,280
Speaker 1: think and it's it's bad.

4657
03:28:48,320 --> 03:28:50,600
Speaker 3: Ass you can Watch College Game. Day he's changed that

4658
03:28:50,720 --> 03:28:53,360
Speaker 3: show and made it ten, times but it was already

4659
03:28:53,360 --> 03:28:54,279
Speaker 3: a fantastic.

4660
03:28:53,920 --> 03:28:56,920
Speaker 1: Shows a great. SHOW i watch it Every my daughter

4661
03:28:57,000 --> 03:28:59,680
Speaker 1: hit me. Up she was, like, yeah we're going to

4662
03:28:59,720 --> 03:29:03,200
Speaker 1: college Game. Day, yeah The Alemosperies. Electric she's, like do

4663
03:29:03,240 --> 03:29:05,080
Speaker 1: you know these? Guys AND i was, like, YEAH i,

4664
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Speaker 1: KNOW i KNOW i know one of. Them. Yeah, Yeah

4665
03:29:08,040 --> 03:29:10,080
Speaker 1: but like it's it's. Crazy my daughter doesn't give a

4666
03:29:10,080 --> 03:29:12,560
Speaker 1: fuck about. Football she goes to college game, day, right it's.

4667
03:29:12,720 --> 03:29:14,800
Speaker 4: Crazy, yeah that's drinks for college Game.

4668
03:29:14,920 --> 03:29:18,240
Speaker 3: Day Twisted, tea no, question twist the, Question let's do,

4669
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4674
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4675
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4676
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4678
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4679
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Speaker 3: bar or watching with friends at. Home twisted tea is

4680
03:29:44,480 --> 03:29:46,160
Speaker 3: there to turn up your. Game take keep it, Twisted

4681
03:29:46,440 --> 03:29:48,800
Speaker 3: grab a refreshing twist tea, Today Mitch, carsley what is

4682
03:29:48,840 --> 03:29:49,199
Speaker 3: a twisted?

4683
03:29:49,280 --> 03:29:55,920
Speaker 1: QUESTION i swear to, GOD i was almost, like, hey

4684
03:29:55,920 --> 03:29:57,520
Speaker 1: CAN i do this? Read Because i've been drinking them

4685
03:29:57,560 --> 03:30:00,760
Speaker 1: all day AND i feel EVERY i go no carbon makes? Sense?

4686
03:30:01,120 --> 03:30:05,200
Speaker 1: Right that show goes down, smooth very. Smooth and by the,

4687
03:30:05,200 --> 03:30:08,720
Speaker 1: Way i'm an, UNFAIR i don't even feel. Buzzed you stand? Up,

4688
03:30:09,680 --> 03:30:11,440
Speaker 1: yeah he's got away from. That they should make that

4689
03:30:11,520 --> 03:30:14,080
Speaker 1: a shirt twisted. Tea way do you stand? Up oh my?

4690
03:30:14,680 --> 03:30:18,520
Speaker 3: God that is a nice.

4691
03:30:18,640 --> 03:30:20,680
Speaker 4: One go, ahead, bitch cut in, anytime all?

4692
03:30:20,760 --> 03:30:23,200
Speaker 1: RIGHT i twisted question this? Week if you could travel

4693
03:30:23,320 --> 03:30:26,040
Speaker 1: to any moment in sports history to help that team

4694
03:30:26,280 --> 03:30:29,000
Speaker 1: win a? Game what game is, it what team is?

4695
03:30:29,080 --> 03:30:31,720
Speaker 1: It and what would you do differently to help them?

4696
03:30:31,760 --> 03:30:34,880
Speaker 1: WIN i think that's easy for. Me what is?

4697
03:30:34,959 --> 03:30:39,520
Speaker 4: It twenty Twelve Big Ten Championship nebraska Versus. WISCONSIN i was,

4698
03:30:39,560 --> 03:30:41,040
Speaker 4: there but it did, say how what will we do

4699
03:30:41,160 --> 03:30:43,840
Speaker 4: to help in what circumstances to be stopping the speed

4700
03:30:43,879 --> 03:30:48,840
Speaker 4: sweep or the belly or any run that they threw

4701
03:30:48,840 --> 03:30:53,360
Speaker 4: at us that day With Melvin, Gordon James, Whiten, uh, Moneyball,

4702
03:30:54,480 --> 03:30:55,640
Speaker 4: yeah that would be the GAME i would.

4703
03:30:55,720 --> 03:30:58,280
Speaker 3: Change, yeah but you would have to have like you're

4704
03:30:58,320 --> 03:31:00,880
Speaker 3: not you can't just. Change you're not gonna change the.

4705
03:31:00,920 --> 03:31:03,320
Speaker 3: Game it's you have to now play out the game,

4706
03:31:03,360 --> 03:31:06,160
Speaker 3: Also and it's just like that run, game that offensive.

4707
03:31:05,800 --> 03:31:08,000
Speaker 4: Line but it says what would you? Do what would

4708
03:31:08,040 --> 03:31:10,240
Speaker 4: you do to help that team? Win so ultimately we

4709
03:31:10,280 --> 03:31:12,119
Speaker 4: win the, game so we win The Big ten. Championship

4710
03:31:12,120 --> 03:31:12,640
Speaker 4: i'm A Big ten.

4711
03:31:12,720 --> 03:31:14,480
Speaker 1: Championship but you And i'm going to The Rose.

4712
03:31:14,520 --> 03:31:18,000
Speaker 3: Bowl do you believe and we're Beating, stanford do you

4713
03:31:18,080 --> 03:31:20,320
Speaker 3: believe you're able to do you believe you're able to?

4714
03:31:20,480 --> 03:31:25,760
Speaker 1: Change you were there, Right oh my, god the right hindside.

4715
03:31:25,840 --> 03:31:27,840
Speaker 4: Hindsight now this twist the question comes, too this a

4716
03:31:27,840 --> 03:31:32,240
Speaker 4: whole different. Perspective what would you do? Differently it'd be

4717
03:31:32,240 --> 03:31:35,400
Speaker 4: adjusting to the speed. Sweep SO i Am i'm looking.

4718
03:31:35,200 --> 03:31:36,600
Speaker 3: At this as, like how COULD i go back and

4719
03:31:36,720 --> 03:31:40,840
Speaker 3: actually help that team? Win? Uh will will your, example

4720
03:31:40,920 --> 03:31:44,560
Speaker 3: you were in that, game you were. There mine would, be,

4721
03:31:44,840 --> 03:31:47,440
Speaker 3: uh The Super bowl between The falcons and The, patriots

4722
03:31:47,680 --> 03:31:49,120
Speaker 3: AND i would just go in at halftime when The

4723
03:31:49,200 --> 03:31:51,080
Speaker 3: falcons are up twenty eight three and be, like and

4724
03:31:51,160 --> 03:31:53,160
Speaker 3: the coaches are, talking, hey if we throw this, BACK i,

4725
03:31:53,280 --> 03:31:57,280
Speaker 3: say don't fucking throw. It just run the. Football just

4726
03:31:57,480 --> 03:32:00,920
Speaker 3: run the. Football, NOW i know like time is going

4727
03:32:01,000 --> 03:32:02,960
Speaker 3: to be a. Factory you guys are in four minute,

4728
03:32:03,000 --> 03:32:05,520
Speaker 3: now stop worrying about. It only throw it on obvious passing.

4729
03:32:05,600 --> 03:32:08,080
Speaker 3: Downs now you're going to run the. Clock, congratulations you

4730
03:32:08,080 --> 03:32:10,040
Speaker 3: won The Super. BOWL i have no dog in that

4731
03:32:10,120 --> 03:32:11,760
Speaker 3: fight at. ALL i just think to, myself what is The,

4732
03:32:15,280 --> 03:32:16,560
Speaker 3: yeah dude.

4733
03:32:18,200 --> 03:32:21,320
Speaker 1: Is a fucking, DUDE i. DO i cried in front of.

4734
03:32:21,360 --> 03:32:24,920
Speaker 1: Him did you made? Him he said to, me he,

4735
03:32:25,000 --> 03:32:25,880
Speaker 1: goes he, goes you.

4736
03:32:26,000 --> 03:32:26,120
Speaker 3: Can.

4737
03:32:26,280 --> 03:32:28,240
Speaker 1: Uh he came up to me and he, goes, hey,

4738
03:32:28,280 --> 03:32:31,400
Speaker 1: man people say you can cry like on. COMMAND i, said,

4739
03:32:31,440 --> 03:32:33,640
Speaker 1: yeah he, goes has that? Work AND i was, LIKE

4740
03:32:33,959 --> 03:32:36,200
Speaker 1: i think of a sad. Thing he, goes let me see,

4741
03:32:36,240 --> 03:32:38,560
Speaker 1: it and SO i did it and he went. Wow

4742
03:32:40,560 --> 03:32:44,039
Speaker 1: just and then we became. Friends, yeah we were working.

4743
03:32:44,040 --> 03:32:45,959
Speaker 1: Together we were working On netflix as a. Joke i'm

4744
03:32:45,959 --> 03:32:47,320
Speaker 1: sure you can find me crying in front of. Him

4745
03:32:47,520 --> 03:32:51,080
Speaker 1: i've cried a. Lot i'm not. Done what game WOULD

4746
03:32:51,080 --> 03:32:53,920
Speaker 1: i change and how WOULD i change? It so WHEN

4747
03:32:53,959 --> 03:32:57,200
Speaker 1: i was a, KID i want to go. Ahead georgia last,

4748
03:32:57,280 --> 03:33:00,360
Speaker 1: Year georgia last, Year Florida. State no, no, no, no,

4749
03:33:00,440 --> 03:33:03,800
Speaker 1: no no no. No there's only one game WHERE i

4750
03:33:03,920 --> 03:33:07,480
Speaker 1: saw something wrong AND i wished that people had seen

4751
03:33:07,480 --> 03:33:08,720
Speaker 1: it the WAY i saw. It AND i bet you

4752
03:33:08,760 --> 03:33:11,880
Speaker 1: can find the picture of. This The rams played The

4753
03:33:12,040 --> 03:33:17,320
Speaker 1: bucks in nineteen eighty. One nineteen Eighty, OH i wasn't

4754
03:33:17,360 --> 03:33:18,640
Speaker 1: even born, Yet are you?

4755
03:33:18,720 --> 03:33:19,080
Speaker 3: Serious?

4756
03:33:19,400 --> 03:33:21,800
Speaker 1: Yeah eighty, one, bro that was ten years BEFORE i was.

4757
03:33:21,840 --> 03:33:25,280
Speaker 1: Born my dad graduated eighty you, guys, yeah oh that's.

4758
03:33:25,320 --> 03:33:27,280
Speaker 1: Right you guys are. Athletes thirty. Three oh, yeah you.

4759
03:33:27,280 --> 03:33:29,080
Speaker 3: Guys this boy right here is thirty.

4760
03:33:28,879 --> 03:33:33,000
Speaker 1: Five so over. You i'm fifty, one no fucking. Way

4761
03:33:33,200 --> 03:33:36,840
Speaker 1: yeah it's a good. Number, yeah so, yeah the last.

4762
03:33:36,920 --> 03:33:39,720
Speaker 1: Play by the, Way i'm fifty, one AND i don't

4763
03:33:39,840 --> 03:33:42,240
Speaker 1: feel it like at. All LIKE i still feel like a,

4764
03:33:42,360 --> 03:33:44,960
Speaker 1: Child LIKE i still call my. DAD i call my

4765
03:33:45,040 --> 03:33:46,520
Speaker 1: dad AND i, go, hey, SHUL i get wed as or?

4766
03:33:46,600 --> 03:33:52,480
Speaker 1: Dry is this? PLAY i think it's this. Play, no

4767
03:33:52,640 --> 03:33:54,760
Speaker 1: it was not. Play so one of the last. Plays

4768
03:33:54,800 --> 03:33:57,720
Speaker 1: The bucks were down there against The, rams and and

4769
03:33:58,360 --> 03:34:01,960
Speaker 1: uh from the shot they had as a. Kid it

4770
03:34:02,240 --> 03:34:05,000
Speaker 1: was a wide open field And Doug williams was trying

4771
03:34:05,040 --> 03:34:07,800
Speaker 1: to throw. It AND i wanted at that moment to,

4772
03:34:07,840 --> 03:34:10,600
Speaker 1: say run it up the. Middle just run it's you

4773
03:34:10,760 --> 03:34:13,680
Speaker 1: have the. Ball you're the only one we can promise

4774
03:34:13,760 --> 03:34:16,120
Speaker 1: can do. Great just run it up the. Middle it

4775
03:34:16,200 --> 03:34:18,680
Speaker 1: was a, picture AND i remember it so, vividly And

4776
03:34:18,760 --> 03:34:20,800
Speaker 1: i've thought my whole. LIFE i wonder if my life

4777
03:34:20,840 --> 03:34:23,680
Speaker 1: would be different if The bucks had won and gone

4778
03:34:23,720 --> 03:34:25,800
Speaker 1: to The Super bowl that, Year, LIKE i just wonder

4779
03:34:25,959 --> 03:34:28,400
Speaker 1: what things would have, changed what things would have changed

4780
03:34:28,400 --> 03:34:29,960
Speaker 1: in the. World you, KNOW i get really into the

4781
03:34:29,959 --> 03:34:33,039
Speaker 1: weeds about Like Charlie murphy is the most important man

4782
03:34:33,080 --> 03:34:36,520
Speaker 1: in stand up comedy ever. EVER i would Argue Charlie

4783
03:34:36,560 --> 03:34:38,720
Speaker 1: murphy is the reason we're all talking about The Chappelle

4784
03:34:38,760 --> 03:34:43,119
Speaker 1: show to this. Day That Eddie, murphy that That Rick james, Sketch,

4785
03:34:43,360 --> 03:34:47,280
Speaker 1: yes was fucking, brilliant. Epic it was, Epic and that

4786
03:34:47,520 --> 03:34:50,080
Speaker 1: was the thing that pushed over The Chapelle. Show chappelle's

4787
03:34:50,120 --> 03:34:52,320
Speaker 1: a Genius i'll Never you'll never hear anything but me

4788
03:34:52,440 --> 03:34:54,560
Speaker 1: say that he was a Goddamn he is a goddamn,

4789
03:34:54,640 --> 03:34:57,040
Speaker 1: genius but that one sketch pushed it. Over think about.

4790
03:34:57,080 --> 03:35:00,960
Speaker 1: This Charlie murphy Protected Eddie, murphy a comic genius in

4791
03:35:01,080 --> 03:35:03,440
Speaker 1: a tough. Neighborhood Charlie urphy knew how to Fight Eddie,

4792
03:35:03,520 --> 03:35:06,040
Speaker 1: murphy had him as a big. Brother Charlie murphy is

4793
03:35:06,120 --> 03:35:09,640
Speaker 1: so integral to like what we got out of comedy

4794
03:35:09,680 --> 03:35:12,600
Speaker 1: in this. WORLD i think it's, underappreciated but that, moment

4795
03:35:13,520 --> 03:35:15,880
Speaker 1: if The bucks have won The Super, Bowl florida would

4796
03:35:15,920 --> 03:35:17,880
Speaker 1: be looked differently for the rest of this fucking every

4797
03:35:18,040 --> 03:35:20,440
Speaker 1: every jokes Of florida is a joke to. Everyone but

4798
03:35:20,520 --> 03:35:22,880
Speaker 1: if we won the Goddamn Super, bowl, man it might

4799
03:35:22,959 --> 03:35:25,760
Speaker 1: have been. Different man might have been. DIFFERENT i THINK

4800
03:35:25,879 --> 03:35:26,280
Speaker 1: i change.

4801
03:35:26,320 --> 03:35:28,480
Speaker 3: Mine i'm changing, mine putting Myself and in a game

4802
03:35:28,520 --> 03:35:31,279
Speaker 3: THAT i played in twenty, Thirteen Ohio state Versus michigan

4803
03:35:31,879 --> 03:35:34,840
Speaker 3: forty two forty, one we score and we go for

4804
03:35:34,959 --> 03:35:36,400
Speaker 3: two for the, win and we don't get.

4805
03:35:36,440 --> 03:35:36,920
Speaker 1: It we throw a.

4806
03:35:37,000 --> 03:35:38,520
Speaker 3: Pick we try to throw the ball At Drew. Dilley

4807
03:35:38,520 --> 03:35:40,720
Speaker 3: IF i went, BACK i would say run.

4808
03:35:40,800 --> 03:35:45,480
Speaker 1: Left how crazy would it be if you could go

4809
03:35:45,640 --> 03:35:48,080
Speaker 1: back and you were, like, hey, guys run left and

4810
03:35:48,120 --> 03:35:49,000
Speaker 1: they're like hold, on hold.

4811
03:35:49,040 --> 03:35:51,960
Speaker 3: On they'd be, Like, taylor you said that the entire.

4812
03:35:52,000 --> 03:35:54,039
Speaker 3: Game you need to stop saying. That that's what they

4813
03:35:54,040 --> 03:35:54,440
Speaker 3: would say to.

4814
03:35:54,480 --> 03:35:55,240
Speaker 1: Me shut the.

4815
03:35:55,280 --> 03:35:58,400
Speaker 4: Fuck we need more calls than Just miami in twenty

4816
03:35:58,480 --> 03:36:00,760
Speaker 4: two speed because they're gonna live in personnel all.

4817
03:36:00,840 --> 03:36:03,080
Speaker 1: Game all, right go, back, then let's make it real for.

4818
03:36:03,240 --> 03:36:07,600
Speaker 1: Us is there one podcast that you'd do? Differently one?

4819
03:36:07,680 --> 03:36:09,800
Speaker 1: Podcast because there was one time and when we first

4820
03:36:09,840 --> 03:36:12,080
Speaker 1: Did Sober october With, joe he asked me how MUCH

4821
03:36:12,080 --> 03:36:14,440
Speaker 1: i drank AND i told him the. Truth AND i

4822
03:36:14,600 --> 03:36:16,480
Speaker 1: got in bed that night AND i, SAID i THINK

4823
03:36:16,480 --> 03:36:19,200
Speaker 1: i might have just ruined my. Career AND i remember going,

4824
03:36:19,240 --> 03:36:21,080
Speaker 1: LIKE i WISH i could have never done that. Podcast

4825
03:36:21,200 --> 03:36:23,240
Speaker 1: that turns out it worked out, Fine everything works out.

4826
03:36:23,280 --> 03:36:25,360
Speaker 1: Fine BUT i looked back at like those times WHERE i,

4827
03:36:25,440 --> 03:36:27,840
Speaker 1: GO i WISH i hadn't been so. HONEST i WISH

4828
03:36:27,879 --> 03:36:30,000
Speaker 1: i hadn't shared all of. IT i WISH i had

4829
03:36:30,000 --> 03:36:32,240
Speaker 1: shared half of the truth and just gone, like you,

4830
03:36:32,320 --> 03:36:34,640
Speaker 1: know BUT i don't. Know in another, way is there

4831
03:36:34,720 --> 03:36:38,160
Speaker 1: a podcast that we've done that you go, LIKE i

4832
03:36:38,200 --> 03:36:43,000
Speaker 1: could have done that. Differently not.

4833
03:36:43,160 --> 03:36:45,879
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03:36:45,920 --> 03:36:53,080
Speaker 3: in twenty twenty oh the Band Old, Dominion Old dominion

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03:36:53,160 --> 03:36:53,800
Speaker 3: lead singer Of Old.

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03:36:53,840 --> 03:36:55,640
Speaker 1: Dominion, yeah but it's.

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03:36:55,520 --> 03:36:58,080
Speaker 3: Not, Like, yeah that wasn't his fault at. All it

4838
03:36:58,200 --> 03:37:00,960
Speaker 3: was just the. Podcast it was just a tough Pot.

4839
03:37:01,160 --> 03:37:02,440
Speaker 1: Yeah On zoomy it.

4840
03:37:02,560 --> 03:37:04,200
Speaker 3: Was but that's the. ONE i always a back to

4841
03:37:04,240 --> 03:37:08,480
Speaker 3: it podcast BECAUSE i feel like no podcasts are.

4842
03:37:08,520 --> 03:37:10,560
Speaker 1: Bad Matthew.

4843
03:37:10,640 --> 03:37:15,840
Speaker 3: Ramsey you you see the confident in The daly.

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Speaker 1: Jerseys in the.

4845
03:37:16,280 --> 03:37:19,280
Speaker 3: Background, yeah, dude that that. One that one was like

4846
03:37:19,320 --> 03:37:20,800
Speaker 3: one of the first ones we ever did over zoom

4847
03:37:20,840 --> 03:37:22,400
Speaker 3: and there was just Like lag And will AND i

4848
03:37:22,440 --> 03:37:24,840
Speaker 3: would talk over each other. Something masoned it.

4849
03:37:26,920 --> 03:37:30,040
Speaker 1: Look at that. Hair, YEAH i don't think. So me

4850
03:37:30,120 --> 03:37:34,600
Speaker 1: And bill did one with who's The i'm, Sorry I'm

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03:37:34,720 --> 03:37:39,360
Speaker 1: i'm flaking on his, name, uh sports broadcaster out Of

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03:37:39,400 --> 03:37:44,240
Speaker 1: miami sports Broadcaster. Lebtard we did one With LeBatard. Danny,

4853
03:37:44,440 --> 03:37:46,200
Speaker 1: yeah THAT i wish was wasn't out.

4854
03:37:46,200 --> 03:37:48,440
Speaker 3: There yeah you wish was not out?

4855
03:37:48,440 --> 03:37:49,560
Speaker 1: There, YEAH i.

4856
03:37:49,600 --> 03:37:51,880
Speaker 3: WISH i wish it was fun podcast you've ever done

4857
03:37:51,959 --> 03:37:54,200
Speaker 3: where you were, like, MAN i really, HAD i no

4858
03:37:54,280 --> 03:37:55,680
Speaker 3: idea it was gonna be that good of a, time but,

4859
03:37:55,800 --> 03:37:56,680
Speaker 3: fuck that was so much.

4860
03:37:56,720 --> 03:37:59,720
Speaker 1: Fun i'll tell you, honestly the first PODCAST i ever

4861
03:37:59,760 --> 03:38:02,200
Speaker 1: did With bill was like the first time we started

4862
03:38:02,200 --> 03:38:05,720
Speaker 1: Doing Bill, bert those first three ones we, DID i mean,

4863
03:38:05,879 --> 03:38:07,600
Speaker 1: like And i'm a fan of, his but, LIKE i

4864
03:38:07,800 --> 03:38:10,760
Speaker 1: was fucking blown. AWAY i was, like do you forget

4865
03:38:10,800 --> 03:38:13,720
Speaker 1: how funny someone? Is and like? That and then and, then,

4866
03:38:13,879 --> 03:38:17,000
Speaker 1: HONESTLY i don't THINK i was doing Two bears. YET

4867
03:38:17,480 --> 03:38:21,040
Speaker 1: i think me And tom had done, one but, uh

4868
03:38:21,120 --> 03:38:22,959
Speaker 1: and then WHEN i started doing the first the first

4869
03:38:23,000 --> 03:38:25,480
Speaker 1: Two bears, ones when when the pandemic was kicking and

4870
03:38:25,520 --> 03:38:28,560
Speaker 1: we started doing every, Week, dude He tommy just had

4871
03:38:28,600 --> 03:38:31,600
Speaker 1: me Every he just knew me so, well he had me.

4872
03:38:31,720 --> 03:38:33,760
Speaker 1: Rolling those were THE i IF i could go, Back

4873
03:38:35,360 --> 03:38:37,520
Speaker 1: i'd erase all my Podcasts i've ever, done AND i

4874
03:38:37,680 --> 03:38:40,360
Speaker 1: just have those first Two bears in the First Bill

4875
03:38:40,400 --> 03:38:43,920
Speaker 1: berts were, LIKE i was just, LIKE i, MEAN i

4876
03:38:44,200 --> 03:38:45,840
Speaker 1: remember the first ONE i did With bill was LIKE

4877
03:38:47,080 --> 03:38:49,560
Speaker 1: i walked off AND i was, LIKE i was, like,

4878
03:38:49,680 --> 03:38:52,039
Speaker 1: confidently going someone buy a new. House this is gonna

4879
03:38:52,040 --> 03:38:54,080
Speaker 1: make so much fucking. MONEY i was, like this IS

4880
03:38:54,520 --> 03:38:57,160
Speaker 1: i was, like he's fucking. BRILLIANT i, mean he just

4881
03:38:57,240 --> 03:39:00,320
Speaker 1: would LIKE i didn't say, anything AND i got ON

4882
03:39:00,720 --> 03:39:03,000
Speaker 1: i talk over everyone AND i got shit on on that.

4883
03:39:03,120 --> 03:39:05,520
Speaker 1: PODCAST i would not, TALK i swear To, god On Bill,

4884
03:39:05,560 --> 03:39:09,720
Speaker 1: BURT i would just sit and listen and laugh hysterically

4885
03:39:09,800 --> 03:39:12,039
Speaker 1: the whole. Time same with like the beginning Of Two

4886
03:39:12,080 --> 03:39:15,960
Speaker 1: bears was, like was like, that those were fucking. Great

4887
03:39:16,000 --> 03:39:18,120
Speaker 1: i'll tell you. What the best Podcast i've ever been

4888
03:39:18,160 --> 03:39:21,400
Speaker 1: a part, Of end of The world With, Joe stanhope

4889
03:39:21,560 --> 03:39:27,240
Speaker 1: Me bill was THE i, mean it was fucking. Insane

4890
03:39:27,440 --> 03:39:29,720
Speaker 1: it was. Insane it was Like Marilyn manson was. There

4891
03:39:30,000 --> 03:39:31,840
Speaker 1: it was like the craziest fucking night of our. LIVES

4892
03:39:32,560 --> 03:39:33,960
Speaker 1: i didn't think you do With. Joe the, FIRST i

4893
03:39:34,000 --> 03:39:36,320
Speaker 1: mean the Hardest i've ever laughed on a, podcast without a,

4894
03:39:36,360 --> 03:39:39,600
Speaker 1: doubt is When tom shaved my beard On Uh tom

4895
03:39:39,640 --> 03:39:42,640
Speaker 1: shaved my beard On rogan for The Weight Loss. Challenge

4896
03:39:43,320 --> 03:39:45,120
Speaker 1: he shaved it and as he was shaving AND i,

4897
03:39:45,120 --> 03:39:47,800
Speaker 1: said does it look? Good and he looked in his

4898
03:39:47,879 --> 03:39:50,800
Speaker 1: Eyes he's like, no AND i couldn't the two of us.

4899
03:39:50,920 --> 03:39:53,000
Speaker 1: Laughing it's the Closest i've ever had to having. Sex

4900
03:39:53,080 --> 03:39:55,080
Speaker 1: with a man like me and him laughing in each

4901
03:39:55,080 --> 03:39:58,080
Speaker 1: other's eyes in that moment was like such a pure,

4902
03:39:58,320 --> 03:40:03,680
Speaker 1: Joy LIKE i fucking was crying and he's just, laughing

4903
03:40:03,760 --> 03:40:05,480
Speaker 1: shaving me looking making me look like a Perto rican.

4904
03:40:05,520 --> 03:40:10,800
Speaker 1: Guy look at, this that's how Fat tommy. Was look at.

4905
03:40:10,840 --> 03:40:14,600
Speaker 1: This this is the. Moment you're. Ready this Is joe recording.

4906
03:40:14,680 --> 03:40:16,360
Speaker 1: It by the, way this is how long Ago joe.

4907
03:40:16,480 --> 03:40:23,120
Speaker 1: Is That's. God those are the good laugh play that

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03:40:27,120 --> 03:40:29,640
Speaker 1: ONE i don't know if that's, real the whole.

4910
03:40:29,680 --> 03:40:32,080
Speaker 3: Death IF i ever have, one five years from, now you're,

4911
03:40:32,120 --> 03:40:33,400
Speaker 3: like see it doesn't.

4912
03:40:33,440 --> 03:40:35,280
Speaker 1: EXIST i hung up with the dude that was ninety

4913
03:40:35,280 --> 03:40:35,640
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4914
03:40:35,720 --> 03:40:38,920
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4915
03:40:38,959 --> 03:40:41,920
Speaker 3: main characters saying, like just to not believe in death is, Like,

4916
03:40:42,400 --> 03:40:44,120
Speaker 3: okay everyone.

4917
03:40:44,240 --> 03:40:45,120
Speaker 1: Dies has it happened to?

4918
03:40:45,160 --> 03:40:45,200
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4919
03:40:45,520 --> 03:40:47,320
Speaker 3: No But i'm on the.

4920
03:40:47,360 --> 03:40:51,880
Speaker 1: Mater, okay you've been to a, funeral was?

4921
03:40:51,959 --> 03:40:52,000
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4922
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Speaker 3: Talk tear talk is you're just evaluing your top three

4925
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4926
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4927
03:41:08,480 --> 03:41:13,360
Speaker 1: Up cool all, right minutes out?

4928
03:41:13,400 --> 03:41:17,160
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4929
03:41:17,240 --> 03:41:17,400
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4930
03:41:17,959 --> 03:41:21,000
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03:42:52,080 --> 03:42:53,560
Speaker 1: IF i what IF i said what IF i SAID

4969
03:42:53,560 --> 03:42:55,520
Speaker 1: i would what IF i, said, hey would you guys

4970
03:42:55,560 --> 03:42:56,040
Speaker 1: like to be a part of?

4971
03:42:56,080 --> 03:42:59,000
Speaker 3: Porosos it would be like we would say we're interested

4972
03:42:59,040 --> 03:42:59,760
Speaker 3: in any conversation you.

4973
03:42:59,800 --> 03:43:02,720
Speaker 1: Want. ABSOLUTELY i was just saying To. TOMMY i was, like,

4974
03:43:03,520 --> 03:43:08,040
Speaker 1: yeah ye keep, Going Sean, patton what's this for The?

4975
03:43:08,120 --> 03:43:08,760
Speaker 1: Bears for The?

4976
03:43:08,840 --> 03:43:13,880
Speaker 3: Boys, yeah, yeah, okay so holiday part of you hang

4977
03:43:13,959 --> 03:43:15,400
Speaker 3: on you, know you know that's.

4978
03:43:15,320 --> 03:43:18,840
Speaker 1: WHERE i got it for The, yeah, yeah but for The.

4979
03:43:18,920 --> 03:43:21,320
Speaker 1: Bears you know THAT i said that to you guys

4980
03:43:21,879 --> 03:43:23,960
Speaker 1: like it's the coolest thing for the. Boys it is

4981
03:43:24,000 --> 03:43:26,040
Speaker 1: like the coolest. Thing it's. Beautiful and when then we

4982
03:43:26,160 --> 03:43:30,320
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4983
03:43:30,320 --> 03:43:32,080
Speaker 1: porosos AND i was, like, OH i love. It and

4984
03:43:32,200 --> 03:43:34,520
Speaker 1: Then tommy's, like, yeah we'll make it for for Our,

4985
03:43:34,560 --> 03:43:37,160
Speaker 1: bears AND i, WENT i was, like for The, bears

4986
03:43:37,360 --> 03:43:40,240
Speaker 1: for The. Bears so it's an homage to, like it's like,

4987
03:43:40,440 --> 03:43:41,840
Speaker 1: universal it's the universal the.

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Speaker 1: was Burg. Fight he came up with. That you know

4991
03:43:50,640 --> 03:43:52,440
Speaker 1: WHAT i said the other? Day oh, yeah. Yeah do

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03:43:52,440 --> 03:43:53,920
Speaker 1: you know WHAT i said the other? DAY i swear to,

4993
03:43:54,000 --> 03:43:56,800
Speaker 1: God i'm drunk on a plane AND i thought to,

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03:43:56,879 --> 03:44:00,800
Speaker 1: MYSELF i flew those motherfuckers To. AMSTERDAM i really forgot about.

4995
03:44:00,800 --> 03:44:03,320
Speaker 1: THAT i totally forgot about down that, Text, buddy it's

4996
03:44:03,320 --> 03:44:05,600
Speaker 1: happening it's happening. Here you guys want to go see

4997
03:44:05,640 --> 03:44:08,000
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4998
03:44:08,080 --> 03:44:09,560
Speaker 1: Be that'd be. Sick that would be.

4999
03:44:09,720 --> 03:44:13,000
Speaker 3: Sick imagine seeing like a twenty foot crocodile just being

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03:44:13,080 --> 03:44:14,840
Speaker 3: like that thing could rip us apart if it wanted,

5001
03:44:14,840 --> 03:44:16,080
Speaker 3: to and it probably does want to.

5002
03:44:18,200 --> 03:44:18,400
Speaker 1: Hold.

5003
03:44:18,480 --> 03:44:19,720
Speaker 3: On keep it to yourself right.

5004
03:44:19,760 --> 03:44:21,800
Speaker 1: Now, No, okay, surprise, yes ye.

5005
03:44:21,800 --> 03:44:24,480
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5006
03:44:24,879 --> 03:44:25,760
Speaker 9: party you're started.

5007
03:44:25,840 --> 03:44:27,480
Speaker 3: Three you're gonna tell us why three is your third?

5008
03:44:27,520 --> 03:44:29,920
Speaker 3: Favorite Then tier? Two then you're an Official tier, one

5009
03:44:30,160 --> 03:44:33,040
Speaker 3: which is your absolute. Favorite, okay so what's the? Goal,

5010
03:44:33,120 --> 03:44:33,560
Speaker 3: first we'll go.

5011
03:44:33,600 --> 03:44:40,800
Speaker 1: Ahead WHAT i hate about this IS i don't know

5012
03:44:40,879 --> 03:44:42,160
Speaker 1: If halloween is in my top.

5013
03:44:42,240 --> 03:44:48,600
Speaker 4: THREE i think My tier? Two, no, no no question Is?

5014
03:44:48,680 --> 03:44:49,600
Speaker 4: Thanksgiving is that a?

5015
03:44:49,680 --> 03:44:50,480
Speaker 1: Party is? That does? That?

5016
03:44:50,879 --> 03:44:51,280
Speaker 3: Oh my?

5017
03:44:51,440 --> 03:44:52,000
Speaker 1: God? Yeah?

5018
03:44:52,040 --> 03:44:52,480
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving?

5019
03:44:53,320 --> 03:44:56,560
Speaker 1: YEAH i would Argue thanksgiving is is nothing but an

5020
03:44:56,720 --> 03:44:59,440
Speaker 1: entire day party and my and you got you got

5021
03:44:59,520 --> 03:45:02,039
Speaker 1: football on. Dude, THANKSGIVING i.

5022
03:45:02,040 --> 03:45:04,800
Speaker 4: Would say number, two My tier three is going to

5023
03:45:04,920 --> 03:45:07,120
Speaker 4: be A christmas. Party in, fact The christmas party that

5024
03:45:07,200 --> 03:45:12,000
Speaker 4: we do a few days Before, christmas make The. Gingerbreadsville

5025
03:45:12,480 --> 03:45:15,040
Speaker 4: we're building some good traditional stuff in our in our

5026
03:45:15,080 --> 03:45:17,240
Speaker 4: in our in Our christmas, party some really good traditional

5027
03:45:17,240 --> 03:45:19,480
Speaker 4: stuff in Our christmas. Party but that would be my tier.

5028
03:45:19,520 --> 03:45:21,040
Speaker 1: Three My tier two would Be.

5029
03:45:21,360 --> 03:45:24,039
Speaker 4: THANKSGIVING i feel like you Have, thanksgiving you HAVE nfl,

5030
03:45:24,080 --> 03:45:27,760
Speaker 4: football you're, eating you're eating, leftovers you're eating. Pies like

5031
03:45:27,879 --> 03:45:31,360
Speaker 4: everybody comes over, together somebody usually bringing a. DISH i

5032
03:45:31,760 --> 03:45:35,200
Speaker 4: absolutely Love. Thanksgiving if that's if that fits into our holiday,

5033
03:45:35,240 --> 03:45:37,680
Speaker 4: parties Then thanksgiving is my tier, two my tier, one

5034
03:45:38,120 --> 03:45:38,960
Speaker 4: nearest and dearest to my.

5035
03:45:39,040 --> 03:45:40,480
Speaker 1: HEART i love The fourth Of.

5036
03:45:40,560 --> 03:45:46,160
Speaker 4: JULY i Think fourth Of July american getting together.

5037
03:45:45,920 --> 03:45:49,480
Speaker 1: With your, Families like they just Have? Ramadan what is

5038
03:45:49,520 --> 03:45:51,520
Speaker 1: it like and? Like and if you live in Like,

5039
03:45:51,600 --> 03:45:55,200
Speaker 1: egypt you just get Like ramadan or you Don't. July

5040
03:45:55,560 --> 03:45:57,600
Speaker 1: they don't Have New Year's. Eve maybe they, do but

5041
03:45:57,680 --> 03:46:00,840
Speaker 1: it's like. Whatever they don't Have. Christmas they don't even Have.

5042
03:46:00,879 --> 03:46:02,880
Speaker 1: Honkah they definitely don't Have. Honkah they don't have like

5043
03:46:03,240 --> 03:46:07,560
Speaker 1: all the we have the. Best we have a great roster.

5044
03:46:07,720 --> 03:46:10,560
Speaker 1: Holiday if we were selling a, country meaning like if

5045
03:46:10,600 --> 03:46:13,200
Speaker 1: you were like you'll come To. AMERICA i just want

5046
03:46:13,200 --> 03:46:14,760
Speaker 1: to start off by telling you all the day as we,

5047
03:46:14,920 --> 03:46:17,320
Speaker 1: party you'd be, like why WOULD i go to Anycount

5048
03:46:17,320 --> 03:46:22,160
Speaker 1: i'm not going To? Iraq, yeah, well it's Like i'm

5049
03:46:22,160 --> 03:46:23,680
Speaker 1: not gonna go To i'm not gonna go To. Russia,

5050
03:46:23,959 --> 03:46:25,600
Speaker 1: no what About?

5051
03:46:25,600 --> 03:46:27,440
Speaker 3: AMSTERDAM i think.

5052
03:46:28,879 --> 03:46:32,920
Speaker 1: The roster Are, yeah they. Do they celebrate. Everything they're,

5053
03:46:32,959 --> 03:46:37,280
Speaker 1: like we celebrate Like French Independence, Day like, okay, yeah

5054
03:46:37,480 --> 03:46:40,080
Speaker 1: they get by the, way they get out of school for.

5055
03:46:40,160 --> 03:46:43,920
Speaker 1: IT i don't even. THINK i think they're all homeschool,

5056
03:46:44,640 --> 03:46:47,280
Speaker 1: really all The French amsterdam, kids they don't even like

5057
03:46:47,320 --> 03:46:51,760
Speaker 1: they just saw weed in their. HOOKERS i THINK i

5058
03:46:51,800 --> 03:46:55,000
Speaker 1: don't know. Much you, Know it's Just i'll tell you.

5059
03:46:55,040 --> 03:46:57,200
Speaker 1: What hot chicks ride bikes. There that's the crazy. Thing

5060
03:46:57,320 --> 03:46:59,920
Speaker 1: that is why hot chicks ride even ten.

5061
03:47:00,000 --> 03:47:01,680
Speaker 3: Speeds either the ones you really have to pedal, Through.

5062
03:47:01,560 --> 03:47:04,240
Speaker 1: I'd, argue oh, yeah they're the ones with handles like

5063
03:47:04,400 --> 03:47:08,880
Speaker 1: yes and a basket due cruisers the hottest women in the,

5064
03:47:09,040 --> 03:47:13,039
Speaker 1: world or In. Asterdam i've Heard israel is up. There.

5065
03:47:13,440 --> 03:47:15,960
Speaker 1: DUDE i slept On indian checks for a long, Time

5066
03:47:16,640 --> 03:47:20,560
Speaker 1: indian checks without a. Doubt Will oh my, god that's

5067
03:47:20,640 --> 03:47:22,760
Speaker 1: my one REGRET i never had sex with An indian.

5068
03:47:22,840 --> 03:47:27,720
Speaker 1: Check it's, LIKE i think they're absolutely. Stunning, YEAH i

5069
03:47:27,800 --> 03:47:29,920
Speaker 1: Mean indian checks are like and what's crazy IS i

5070
03:47:29,959 --> 03:47:32,120
Speaker 1: say that every TIME i meet An indian, PERSON i

5071
03:47:32,320 --> 03:47:33,600
Speaker 1: tell THEM i never.

5072
03:47:34,680 --> 03:47:38,840
Speaker 3: You gotta let him. Know, Yeah so the last ones, Fourth,

5073
03:47:40,280 --> 03:47:46,160
Speaker 3: Okay i'm going to give fuck, Dude i'm going to

5074
03:47:46,200 --> 03:47:53,600
Speaker 3: give an honorable mention two College halloween. Parties there's a

5075
03:47:53,760 --> 03:47:56,360
Speaker 3: special place for. THAT i just think as an, Adult,

5076
03:47:57,200 --> 03:48:00,400
Speaker 3: YEAH i. DO i do agree that Like halloween parties

5077
03:48:00,440 --> 03:48:02,200
Speaker 3: as an adult is a little bit more. Difficult we're

5078
03:48:02,200 --> 03:48:04,080
Speaker 3: trying to cook one of this year to kind of get,

5079
03:48:04,080 --> 03:48:05,800
Speaker 3: it you, know pumpkin carbon competition and kind of do

5080
03:48:05,800 --> 03:48:10,879
Speaker 3: all the things you. Do but, uh, yes there's nothing

5081
03:48:11,080 --> 03:48:14,560
Speaker 3: like being a horny nineteen year old going to A

5082
03:48:14,640 --> 03:48:15,400
Speaker 3: halloween house.

5083
03:48:15,480 --> 03:48:19,040
Speaker 1: Party everyone's, everyone it.

5084
03:48:19,200 --> 03:48:20,560
Speaker 3: Is it's really something.

5085
03:48:20,600 --> 03:48:23,560
Speaker 1: Special i've never seen a slutty tactician. Before, yeah like

5086
03:48:23,680 --> 03:48:26,520
Speaker 1: they're just everyone's dress is a. Slut whatever it, is it's.

5087
03:48:26,520 --> 03:48:30,879
Speaker 3: Awesome My tier three is gonna go To My tier

5088
03:48:30,959 --> 03:48:33,560
Speaker 3: three is gonna go to uh fourth Of, july the,

5089
03:48:33,920 --> 03:48:38,160
Speaker 3: barbecues the, summertime the tank, tops the twisted. Teas it

5090
03:48:38,320 --> 03:48:41,000
Speaker 3: is a it's fucking it's just a great. Time it's

5091
03:48:41,080 --> 03:48:44,200
Speaker 3: the peak of, summer and it's just you, know people loved.

5092
03:48:44,200 --> 03:48:46,560
Speaker 3: It it's almost. Cool like you, said it's like cool

5093
03:48:46,640 --> 03:48:48,360
Speaker 3: not to have a. Religion it's like cool not to

5094
03:48:48,840 --> 03:48:52,640
Speaker 3: be About. America but that's not cool to. Me when

5095
03:48:52,680 --> 03:48:55,039
Speaker 3: you get to fourth Of july and you see the flags,

5096
03:48:55,080 --> 03:48:57,880
Speaker 3: flying people about, it playing, bags all those things like,

5097
03:48:57,959 --> 03:49:01,480
Speaker 3: that to me is just it's. Fucking it's. Beautiful my tier,

5098
03:49:01,560 --> 03:49:03,560
Speaker 3: two and you, guys it probably wouldn't have been my

5099
03:49:03,640 --> 03:49:06,560
Speaker 3: tier two until my eyes are open to the idea

5100
03:49:06,560 --> 03:49:10,000
Speaker 3: Of thanksgiving being a full, day because it really. IS

5101
03:49:10,200 --> 03:49:14,520
Speaker 3: i so As i'm getting, OLDER i enjoy parties so

5102
03:49:14,680 --> 03:49:15,320
Speaker 3: much for a couple of.

5103
03:49:15,360 --> 03:49:16,040
Speaker 1: REASONS i enjoy.

5104
03:49:16,120 --> 03:49:18,640
Speaker 3: It one BECAUSE i want my kids WHEN i grow

5105
03:49:18,720 --> 03:49:20,520
Speaker 3: up and IF i do, die if that really, exists

5106
03:49:20,600 --> 03:49:22,400
Speaker 3: IF i, die my kids are, like, yo my.

5107
03:49:22,560 --> 03:49:23,280
Speaker 1: DAD i want them to.

5108
03:49:23,440 --> 03:49:26,440
Speaker 3: Talk about how PSYCHOTIC i was about, holidays something about

5109
03:49:26,480 --> 03:49:29,800
Speaker 3: bringing the cheer in and every single Thing's, Spootober, Thanksgiving.

5110
03:49:30,040 --> 03:49:33,800
Speaker 3: Christmas but Like thanksgiving last, year where we have thirty

5111
03:49:33,880 --> 03:49:36,840
Speaker 3: people at the, house there's endless supply of. Food we're

5112
03:49:36,840 --> 03:49:39,320
Speaker 3: adding this. YEAR i want to do a prize for

5113
03:49:39,640 --> 03:49:43,840
Speaker 3: weigh ins and way. Outs who gains the most During? Thanksgiving, yes,

5114
03:49:44,040 --> 03:49:47,360
Speaker 3: Yes and it's just LIKE i just love like how it's, like,

5115
03:49:47,440 --> 03:49:49,360
Speaker 3: yeah people get their, diet they have their ideas of

5116
03:49:49,400 --> 03:49:50,800
Speaker 3: what they want to look, like but on that, day

5117
03:49:50,800 --> 03:49:52,960
Speaker 3: it doesn't fucking matter at. All you can drink as

5118
03:49:53,080 --> 03:49:55,360
Speaker 3: much as you. Want you have the entire weekend to

5119
03:49:56,200 --> 03:49:58,920
Speaker 3: eat the same food for the entire, weekend if not

5120
03:49:58,960 --> 03:50:00,520
Speaker 3: bleeding into the next. Week SO i think that's. Awesome

5121
03:50:00,840 --> 03:50:05,520
Speaker 3: My tier one Is christmas, parties. DUDE i think when

5122
03:50:05,560 --> 03:50:07,440
Speaker 3: you get to that like twenty third Of, december when

5123
03:50:07,440 --> 03:50:09,160
Speaker 3: you have a whole bunch of people coming over and

5124
03:50:09,240 --> 03:50:13,160
Speaker 3: you have full grown adults making gingerbread houses and having

5125
03:50:13,200 --> 03:50:15,320
Speaker 3: a competition who can make the best gingerbread, houses and

5126
03:50:15,360 --> 03:50:17,640
Speaker 3: everyone kind of voting on, it and that's an endless

5127
03:50:17,680 --> 03:50:22,920
Speaker 3: supply of the most intense eggnog on top of, it

5128
03:50:23,040 --> 03:50:25,520
Speaker 3: and knowing that, like no one's got work, tomorrow no

5129
03:50:25,560 --> 03:50:27,800
Speaker 3: one's got anything to do the next the next few,

5130
03:50:27,880 --> 03:50:30,160
Speaker 3: days and you're gonna make it like a full weekend

5131
03:50:30,200 --> 03:50:32,640
Speaker 3: out of, like, dude drinking a little too much pinky

5132
03:50:32,680 --> 03:50:34,600
Speaker 3: swiming to start your diets come the new. Year you,

5133
03:50:34,760 --> 03:50:36,680
Speaker 3: know at that, point like all the THINGS i was

5134
03:50:36,760 --> 03:50:40,440
Speaker 3: going to achieve this, year that's done, now BECAUSE i

5135
03:50:40,520 --> 03:50:43,440
Speaker 3: know twenty twenty five is a week away and that's

5136
03:50:43,480 --> 03:50:45,760
Speaker 3: What i'll restart. Everything so it's like really throwing your

5137
03:50:45,800 --> 03:50:47,560
Speaker 3: ambitions to the wind and being, like, dude fuck, it

5138
03:50:48,000 --> 03:50:50,600
Speaker 3: like we're gonna do whatever we want. Here it's just

5139
03:50:51,360 --> 03:50:55,920
Speaker 3: there's something about darkness with all your friends around and

5140
03:50:56,000 --> 03:50:59,480
Speaker 3: the only thing lighting up the outside Are christmas lights

5141
03:51:00,080 --> 03:51:03,440
Speaker 3: and just giving you that, like oh, fuck, dude it

5142
03:51:03,520 --> 03:51:07,880
Speaker 3: really is. Dude the music is. Going you Got elvis,

5143
03:51:08,080 --> 03:51:11,000
Speaker 3: on you Got Mariah carrie, going you got all the

5144
03:51:11,080 --> 03:51:14,880
Speaker 3: different kinds of, music and it's got this like Peppermint

5145
03:51:15,360 --> 03:51:19,440
Speaker 3: christmas tree smell that just is an aura throughout. Everybody

5146
03:51:19,520 --> 03:51:21,760
Speaker 3: everyone's a little bit fucking. Happier you'd be having the

5147
03:51:21,800 --> 03:51:24,440
Speaker 3: worst week of your, life but on that those couple

5148
03:51:24,480 --> 03:51:27,560
Speaker 3: of days that, week it's like what are we all upset? About?

5149
03:51:27,560 --> 03:51:32,520
Speaker 3: You you got me right. Now it's that fucking. Good

5150
03:51:33,200 --> 03:51:35,440
Speaker 3: and it bums me out that Because i'm obviously a

5151
03:51:35,520 --> 03:51:39,520
Speaker 3: huge spooktober, guy but that, DUDE i.

5152
03:51:39,520 --> 03:51:41,000
Speaker 1: Know, WHAT i know What i'm. DOING i know What

5153
03:51:41,040 --> 03:51:43,840
Speaker 1: i'm doing WHEN i moved To. Nashville all, right let's

5154
03:51:43,880 --> 03:51:47,280
Speaker 1: work through my tear coming to these. Parties oh, NO

5155
03:51:47,400 --> 03:51:49,120
Speaker 1: i got my. PARTY i got my. PARTY i got my.

5156
03:51:49,240 --> 03:51:51,520
Speaker 1: PARTY i know How i'm gonna Own. NASHVILLE i got my. Party,

5157
03:51:51,640 --> 03:52:01,640
Speaker 1: okay let's working. Backwards thanksgiving is, Awesome tier, Three tier.

5158
03:52:01,720 --> 03:52:05,120
Speaker 1: Three it gives you a whole day of. Partying the

5159
03:52:05,200 --> 03:52:08,080
Speaker 1: whole day is about one. Event no one has to

5160
03:52:08,120 --> 03:52:11,280
Speaker 1: give a, present which is. Perfect there's no anxiety about.

5161
03:52:11,040 --> 03:52:14,200
Speaker 4: Presents just telling somebody what they mean to.

5162
03:52:14,240 --> 03:52:17,200
Speaker 1: You, yes, Why i'm thankful that you're in my. Life

5163
03:52:18,200 --> 03:52:21,920
Speaker 1: oh you get the big. House everyone's. There everyone comes,

5164
03:52:21,960 --> 03:52:24,440
Speaker 1: in brings a little, something nothing but. Love football is

5165
03:52:24,480 --> 03:52:28,240
Speaker 1: on all fucking. Day so important in a holiday is

5166
03:52:28,320 --> 03:52:31,480
Speaker 1: what do we have playing in the. Background OH i

5167
03:52:31,680 --> 03:52:39,480
Speaker 1: Love Thanksgiving number. Two i'm gonna Say Saint Patrick's. Day.

5168
03:52:42,400 --> 03:52:44,240
Speaker 1: NOW i want you to know THAT i have not

5169
03:52:44,440 --> 03:52:47,520
Speaker 1: unveiled what will be My nashville holiday THAT i will.

5170
03:52:47,560 --> 03:52:49,440
Speaker 1: Own Bert christcher will come To nashville AND i will

5171
03:52:49,480 --> 03:52:54,200
Speaker 1: own this. Day, no, buddy you're so far. Off but

5172
03:52:54,320 --> 03:52:58,480
Speaker 1: let's Celebrate Saint Patrick's. Day Best Saint Pactice DAY i ever.

5173
03:52:58,560 --> 03:53:04,040
Speaker 1: Had uh uh nineteen ninety, Five my Buddy hutch called

5174
03:53:04,080 --> 03:53:06,320
Speaker 1: me and, SAID i have A vespa and a pocket

5175
03:53:06,360 --> 03:53:08,840
Speaker 1: full of? Mushrooms do you want to go on a?

5176
03:53:08,960 --> 03:53:11,480
Speaker 1: Ride AND i sat backwards on a, vespa high on.

5177
03:53:11,600 --> 03:53:14,840
Speaker 1: Mushrooms Saint Patrick's, day drunk as, fuck tripping my balls,

5178
03:53:14,840 --> 03:53:19,040
Speaker 1: off driving Through Tallahassee Saint Patrick's. Day it brings the

5179
03:53:19,120 --> 03:53:21,160
Speaker 1: champion out of all of. Us we get up, early

5180
03:53:21,520 --> 03:53:24,120
Speaker 1: we get to the bar, early we kill beers. Early

5181
03:53:24,560 --> 03:53:27,080
Speaker 1: we fucking stay up. Late if you gotta do, coke

5182
03:53:27,240 --> 03:53:30,480
Speaker 1: we get. It It's Saint Patrick's. Day and it's all about.

5183
03:53:30,600 --> 03:53:34,120
Speaker 1: LUCK i mean luck IS i believe more in luck

5184
03:53:34,160 --> 03:53:36,240
Speaker 1: THAN i do hard. WORK i think luck is so

5185
03:53:36,440 --> 03:53:38,480
Speaker 1: more important than hard. Work how many people did you

5186
03:53:38,520 --> 03:53:41,760
Speaker 1: play base football with that were like so fucking, good

5187
03:53:41,840 --> 03:53:43,440
Speaker 1: but then just never got to the next play and

5188
03:53:43,440 --> 03:53:45,080
Speaker 1: they did never have that one, thing the one coach

5189
03:53:45,200 --> 03:53:47,200
Speaker 1: that saw them the one time they Didn't they just.

5190
03:53:47,280 --> 03:53:49,320
Speaker 1: Didn't they fumbled in the one. Time it's luck is

5191
03:53:49,400 --> 03:53:52,080
Speaker 1: so fucking. Important and that is why my number, one

5192
03:53:52,120 --> 03:53:53,640
Speaker 1: and my name Is Burt, kreisler will be moving To

5193
03:53:53,760 --> 03:53:55,920
Speaker 1: nashville AND i will be celebrating this every year AND

5194
03:53:55,960 --> 03:53:58,600
Speaker 1: i will be throwing this, party AND i can't wait

5195
03:53:58,600 --> 03:54:04,440
Speaker 1: till you guys. Come Chinese New, Year's oh, shit it's

5196
03:54:04,480 --> 03:54:06,960
Speaker 1: all about. Luck it's all about. Luck you dress all in,

5197
03:54:07,040 --> 03:54:09,800
Speaker 1: red you bring fresh, ones crisp from the, Bank it's

5198
03:54:09,840 --> 03:54:12,600
Speaker 1: all about, gambling making. Noise pull Up Chinese New. Year's

5199
03:54:12,640 --> 03:54:15,640
Speaker 1: pull Up Burt, Chriser Chinese. Years i've celebrated it every.

5200
03:54:15,720 --> 03:54:18,520
Speaker 1: YEAR i love. It it's my favorite. Holiday you eat a,

5201
03:54:18,600 --> 03:54:21,040
Speaker 1: ton you drink a, ton you, yell you, bring you

5202
03:54:21,120 --> 03:54:23,640
Speaker 1: bring An asian cultural center. In they dress as. Dragons

5203
03:54:23,680 --> 03:54:26,480
Speaker 1: there's me at that's me And Oliver stone And chinese nears.

5204
03:54:27,200 --> 03:54:29,720
Speaker 1: THIS i fucking Love Chinese New year is more than.

5205
03:54:29,760 --> 03:54:33,960
Speaker 1: Anything and WHEN i, Moved, god look at how fucking

5206
03:54:34,040 --> 03:54:36,360
Speaker 1: FAT i. Am he looks better than.

5207
03:54:36,440 --> 03:54:36,920
Speaker 4: Me how's that?

5208
03:54:37,040 --> 03:54:40,600
Speaker 1: Possible WHEN i moved To, NASHVILLE i will be throwing

5209
03:54:40,640 --> 03:54:43,680
Speaker 1: the most Epic Chinese New year's parties every fucking. Year In,

5210
03:54:43,880 --> 03:54:47,880
Speaker 1: january everyone's dressed in. Red that's us In. Amsterdam that's

5211
03:54:47,920 --> 03:54:49,960
Speaker 1: WHEN i flew those guys out For Chinese New, years

5212
03:54:50,480 --> 03:54:54,840
Speaker 1: all dressed in, red, gambling eating, mushrooms partying our balls,

5213
03:54:54,880 --> 03:54:59,280
Speaker 1: off but without a doubt and it's cultural. Appropriation Chinese

5214
03:54:59,320 --> 03:55:01,640
Speaker 1: New years is my face favorite bad. Question when Is

5215
03:55:01,760 --> 03:55:03,040
Speaker 1: Chinese New? YEAR'S i don't, know.

5216
03:55:06,360 --> 03:55:07,080
Speaker 4: But you're gonna own.

5217
03:55:07,120 --> 03:55:10,640
Speaker 1: It's it's like sometimes sometimes In, january sometimes In. January

5218
03:55:11,600 --> 03:55:14,800
Speaker 1: we'll be here In, January january twenty.

5219
03:55:14,680 --> 03:55:17,720
Speaker 3: Ninth Late, january and it's always the year of something.

5220
03:55:17,760 --> 03:55:22,560
Speaker 1: Too last year was the, MONKEY i, think or the?

5221
03:55:22,680 --> 03:55:23,960
Speaker 3: Rat what year is it this?

5222
03:55:24,080 --> 03:55:30,120
Speaker 1: Year but it's so fucking. FUN i would TAKE i

5223
03:55:30,160 --> 03:55:32,800
Speaker 1: would take A i would take a one hundred dollars

5224
03:55:32,880 --> 03:55:34,880
Speaker 1: in fresh, ones put them in a put in in

5225
03:55:35,000 --> 03:55:36,880
Speaker 1: a in a ziploc, bag put a rock in, it

5226
03:55:36,960 --> 03:55:39,160
Speaker 1: throw at the bottom of the. Pool and then in

5227
03:55:39,200 --> 03:55:40,640
Speaker 1: the middle of the, PARTY i go one hundred dollars

5228
03:55:40,640 --> 03:55:42,040
Speaker 1: to the bottom of pool and all the kids would,

5229
03:55:42,040 --> 03:55:44,440
Speaker 1: die jump in the, pool try to get the hundred. Dollars,

5230
03:55:44,640 --> 03:55:48,680
Speaker 1: DUDE I i, Honestly I'm I'M i get so wild

5231
03:55:49,000 --> 03:55:51,320
Speaker 1: At Chinese New. Year's that YEAR i was With Oliver.

5232
03:55:51,400 --> 03:55:55,280
Speaker 1: Stone there was, uh, oh it's my year nineteen eighty.

5233
03:55:55,400 --> 03:56:00,280
Speaker 1: Nine oh, wow the, snake the, snake it's a last.

5234
03:56:00,320 --> 03:56:02,200
Speaker 1: YEAR i was making it rain on These asian. KIDS

5235
03:56:02,400 --> 03:56:04,240
Speaker 1: i was on top of a ladder AND i was

5236
03:56:04,760 --> 03:56:07,320
Speaker 1: like just throwing ones on, them just making it rain on,

5237
03:56:07,400 --> 03:56:09,000
Speaker 1: them and all of a sudden saw that and he's,

5238
03:56:09,000 --> 03:56:10,080
Speaker 1: like who the fuck is this. GUY i was, like,

5239
03:56:10,080 --> 03:56:12,280
Speaker 1: buddy you bought the rights to my. Life he was like.

5240
03:56:12,400 --> 03:56:14,040
Speaker 1: WHAT i was, like, dude you're the Reason i'm, here

5241
03:56:14,480 --> 03:56:16,560
Speaker 1: the other REASON i have all. This if you had done,

5242
03:56:16,560 --> 03:56:19,080
Speaker 1: THAT i wouldn't be. Here he's, LIKE i don't remember.

5243
03:56:19,160 --> 03:56:22,240
Speaker 1: THAT i don't. Remember. Yeah see he's wearing Red chinese. Nears,

5244
03:56:22,280 --> 03:56:26,120
Speaker 1: Man it's fucking. Dope it is the coolest fucking. Party

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