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Speaker 1: The Jubile Show on demand. Welcome to Stupid Internet Questions.

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Speaker 1: It's the game where we ask you the question that

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Speaker 1: everybody's talking about on the dot com today. It's America's

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Speaker 1: favorite game show, Stupid Internet Questions. I'm Donnie Blumpkin and

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Speaker 1: let's get started. Okay, what is today's stupid Internet question.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked. I'm Donnie Blumpkin. Let's go. Today's

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Speaker 1: stupid Internet question is this? What is something that you

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Speaker 1: should not put in your online dating profile or social

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Speaker 1: media profile? Basically they're biosh entrepreneur cringe. Whether you spell

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Speaker 1: it correctly or not. It's so funny when people spelled

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Speaker 1: out wrong. It's a hard heard to spell. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's very easy to google it. There's so many entrepreneurs

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Speaker 1: on Instagram. It's ridiculous. I mean, I'm all for believing it.

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Speaker 1: Do you believe it? You can achieve it right, But

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Speaker 1: that means more than just typing on. There's so many

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Speaker 1: people that it just says entrepreneur, Rise and grind, all

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Speaker 1: that kind of stuff profile, Rise and Grind. You're a

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Speaker 1: Barisa and you have the opening shift you call yourself

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Speaker 1: an entrepreneur or shift ever step an Internet questions asking

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Speaker 1: the question what is something that you shouldn't put in

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Speaker 1: your dating profile or your social media bios. I mean,

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Speaker 1: whenever I am on the apps and I'm looking around,

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Speaker 1: if there is this word in someone's profile, I immediately

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Speaker 1: swipe opposite direction hiker. They're like, I like to hike.

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Speaker 1: I want to go hiking. We'll hike on hike without piking.

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Speaker 1: Because the thing is is that if you care so

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Speaker 1: much about hiking that you typed it out for your

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Speaker 1: dating profile, you are absolutely going to try to give

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Speaker 1: me a hike within a week. And then they want

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Speaker 1: to take me out there and murder me. Well, because

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Speaker 1: that was about hiking. Because they want to act like

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Speaker 1: they're like eat fit and like, well, that's even more dumb.

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Speaker 1: Right now, we both are lying to each other because

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to make you think I want to go hiking.

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Speaker 1: You want to go in the first place, and neither

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Speaker 1: of us want to go. We should just both watch TV. Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's been it. Um. I think that people who post

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Speaker 1: a bunch of photos with other people but they don't

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Speaker 1: have like a picture themselves. Yeah, like what are you

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Speaker 1: trying to do here? Like? Like, which, what are you

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Speaker 1: I can't figure I'm left. I remember a picture of

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Speaker 1: you wearing a cowboy hat. Isn't no no for me?

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Speaker 1: And also a picture of you floping off the camera.

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Speaker 1: It's also for me. The camera's so many you guys

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Speaker 1: won't even understand how many well you guys, I've been

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Speaker 1: a person, but I've been there and I've done it.

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Speaker 1: I'm just like automatic left. I don't know. So a

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Speaker 1: lot of cameras like in front of the face so

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Speaker 1: you can't see them. Yeah, like not even It's like

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Speaker 1: a close up of their eye. It's like people want

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Speaker 1: to see your whole, all of you in the picture.

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Speaker 1: That's why I think dudes don't get talk. I was

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Speaker 1: gonna say, can we talk about the bios real quick?

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Speaker 1: Have you ever seen someone's bio and they have like

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Speaker 1: a long laundry list of the things they do they

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Speaker 1: don't want and like, I get it. It's a dating app,

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Speaker 1: but it's like you're doing too much. It's this long paragraph.

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Speaker 1: I don't even I'm not interested in finding out about you.

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Speaker 1: It's like I didn't put reading as one of my

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Speaker 1: interests in my profile. I don't even know how to read.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna read that whole bios like three words,

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Speaker 1: three words about you to see if I can find

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Speaker 1: you interesting enough to go out and then learn more

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Speaker 1: about you to find out that I probably don't think

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Speaker 1: you're that interesting. That's what it should be. Name, age, hometown,

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Speaker 1: that's it. Maybe try to be funny, but then also

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Speaker 1: don't do that because most likely it's not gonna be

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Speaker 1: funny exactly. So just don't say you like hiking. If

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Speaker 1: you're gonna say an entrepreneur, actually be working on something.

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Speaker 1: Google how to spell it. Don't worry a cowboy hat,

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Speaker 1: don't flip off the camera or take a picture of

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Speaker 1: your eye, and don't post a picture of your hot

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Speaker 1: friend hoping that people will think that you're the hot friend.

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Speaker 1: And so far we've got that for stupid internet questions.

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Speaker 1: We're asking the question today, what is something you should

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Speaker 1: or shouldn't put in your dating profile? Oh? I think

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Speaker 1: that in their dating profile unless this Christian mingle should

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Speaker 1: not put their religions. Yeah, and then on Christian mingle

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Speaker 1: you still shouldn't because pople should just know you read

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Speaker 1: the room. It's like if you're on Farmers Only, no

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Speaker 1: need to mention farming. And if you're on e Harmony.

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Speaker 1: Don't have to tell people you're old. They already know that, sure.

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Speaker 1: Or there's the ones for STDs. There's those apps too.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, if you have a certain STD, there's an

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Speaker 1: app for that. Wow. I'm Donnie Blumkin and you can

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Speaker 1: find me on Clammy Date. The only dating website for

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Speaker 1: people was Clammydia. Whoa, I'm Donnie Blumkin. Lord, thank you

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Speaker 1: for playing stupid Internet questions. Have you ever seen people

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Speaker 1: that put on there? They're like deleting soon. I'm like, so,

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Speaker 1: what you're saying is you've had no luck and you

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Speaker 1: want me to write switch that up for you. Here

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Speaker 1: in the last minute Internet Questions text in four one

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Speaker 1: of six one calls up eight to eight three for

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Speaker 1: three one oh six one. What is something that people

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Speaker 1: should not put in their dating profile? I'm Donnie Blumkin

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Speaker 1: and that was stupid Internet Questions. Join us same time tomorrow,

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Speaker 1: fun for another exciting round of stupid Internet questions. I'm

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Speaker 1: Donnie Blunkin and let's go for a hike. I'm just kidding, kids,

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