1 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:03,800 Speaker 1: All right, coming up at about four minutes after the hour. 2 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:06,800 Speaker 1: It's my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is 3 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:12,560 Speaker 1: get this my brother's ex wife on the car. We 4 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:15,280 Speaker 1: don't know what that means on the car, but we're 5 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:21,919 Speaker 1: gonna find out on the car the car. I've been 6 00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:28,160 Speaker 1: in the car, but not on the car. But that's 7 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:44,840 Speaker 1: so uncomfortable. Really, it's clear. All right, before we get started, 8 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:46,680 Speaker 1: before before I give you all this prank to day 9 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:51,360 Speaker 1: I got, I forgot. I gotta thank Wilmington, Delaware for 10 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:56,720 Speaker 1: coming out Saturday night. Oh my god at the Grand Opera. 11 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:59,240 Speaker 1: Oh my god, that did the boy actor dog gone 12 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:02,480 Speaker 1: full of what? Yes, I did. And I just want 13 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:04,280 Speaker 1: to say, I just just just want to say thank 14 00:01:04,319 --> 00:01:06,000 Speaker 1: you all for purchase your ticket to come out to 15 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:09,080 Speaker 1: see your boy. Was out of truth? Was out of truth? 16 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:13,000 Speaker 1: Was my boys? The truth? Yes we are. So if 17 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:15,200 Speaker 1: you hear any time the Nephew, Timmy and friends is 18 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:18,680 Speaker 1: coming anywhere near you, I would not hesitate to get 19 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:21,560 Speaker 1: a ticket. Okay, I would get it immediately because it 20 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:24,000 Speaker 1: goes pretty fast. And Nephew did that thing. And I 21 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,480 Speaker 1: want to say thank you, thank you, thank you, and 22 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:29,760 Speaker 1: people one of the people and Willen did a big 23 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:33,440 Speaker 1: V I P greeting, meet and greet. That was that 24 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:36,520 Speaker 1: was good. I think I took three thousand, seven hundred 25 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:42,280 Speaker 1: and twenty two pictures. Uh yeah, yeah, I think might 26 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:47,559 Speaker 1: need to go get tested again. That the right knee. 27 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:57,240 Speaker 1: What about the caller yesterday on the show? The blank Dad, lad, 28 00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:01,040 Speaker 1: the blanketing blank? Damn? There you go? All right? Just 29 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:06,000 Speaker 1: right here is hot chur hot checks at the church, 30 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:11,760 Speaker 1: hot checks at the lord. Yeah. You remember back in 31 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:13,400 Speaker 1: the day when you used to write a check at 32 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:17,200 Speaker 1: the church. Now your passagers just cash hat me that 33 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:21,520 Speaker 1: little about this critic. I have it by the time 34 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:26,000 Speaker 1: I'm even there, I have it checks at the church. 35 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:30,040 Speaker 1: Let's go, cat dog. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach 36 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:35,680 Speaker 1: your Monica system. Monica Please, this is brother de Sean. 37 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:39,720 Speaker 1: I'm calling actually I'm a member Greater Commissionary Baptist Church. 38 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:42,760 Speaker 1: How can I help you? Calling you? Actually? About the offering? Now? 39 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:47,320 Speaker 1: Did you I know you paid your ties Sunday? Okay, 40 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:51,200 Speaker 1: now you pay the love offering as well? Right? Okay? 41 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:54,519 Speaker 1: Now this past Sunday. Um, I'm looking at the check 42 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:58,959 Speaker 1: that you left us with the bank. Right right, check 43 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:04,519 Speaker 1: Sunday down to check ma'am, was two hundred and fifty dollars? 44 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:06,840 Speaker 1: Am I correct? Right? Right? I wrote two checks for 45 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:09,760 Speaker 1: my ties and the Love Offering. Right, I wrote one 46 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:12,400 Speaker 1: for two fifty for the Love offering. Okay, now what 47 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:15,680 Speaker 1: is this call regarding? Why are you calling me? What 48 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,799 Speaker 1: I wanted to tell you is that I hate to 49 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:20,640 Speaker 1: be a ar of bad news, but you your check 50 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:24,800 Speaker 1: that you wrote for two fifty actually has bounced. And 51 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:27,040 Speaker 1: wait a minute, you said my check bounce for two 52 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:30,720 Speaker 1: fifty dollars. Your check bound. So what I'm doing is 53 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:34,120 Speaker 1: calling you about recouping the two fifth as well as 54 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:38,320 Speaker 1: you know you you cost us thirty dollars uh in 55 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:41,440 Speaker 1: bank fees an. Now, I wrote two checks. I wrote 56 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:43,520 Speaker 1: a check for a hundred dollars. Did that one bounce? 57 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:46,080 Speaker 1: I don't see to it that that that one bound. 58 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:48,120 Speaker 1: All I know is the one that the Love Offering 59 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:50,040 Speaker 1: has bounced. What did you put them in at the 60 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:51,880 Speaker 1: same time? Because I wrote him at the same time. 61 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:55,000 Speaker 1: They all go in on Monday, ma'am. Now, I didn't 62 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,640 Speaker 1: put them in at the same time. I've been putting 63 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:58,360 Speaker 1: them in for the last two or three years. The 64 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:02,000 Speaker 1: problem is why would people what your name, brother de 65 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:06,360 Speaker 1: Sean Sunday. I don't think it matters when when I 66 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:08,400 Speaker 1: was there, man, The problem is that that I didn't 67 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:11,360 Speaker 1: put these checks in And I don't understand why y'all 68 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:13,880 Speaker 1: write these checks to the track knowing that they're gonna 69 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:17,960 Speaker 1: there's a lot of people, right good, Well not check 70 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:20,960 Speaker 1: one clear? Why the other one didn't clear? Maybe you 71 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:22,960 Speaker 1: didn't have enough money for both of them to clear? 72 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:26,599 Speaker 1: What what did you just say? Maybe you didn't have 73 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:28,320 Speaker 1: enough money in the bank for both of them to clear. 74 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:30,960 Speaker 1: And I don't understand why people mighty in the bank 75 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:34,799 Speaker 1: at all. My checks clear. I don't write no checks. 76 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:37,600 Speaker 1: Well you wrote one on Sunday, and that's the problem. 77 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:39,680 Speaker 1: How are you gonna try to give a look? Wait 78 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,760 Speaker 1: a minute, I think you got me confused with somebody else. 79 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:44,200 Speaker 1: I don't write no bad checks. You didn't wrote that. 80 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,240 Speaker 1: I'm trying to be nice to you. When can we 81 00:04:47,279 --> 00:04:51,440 Speaker 1: expect the two fifty plus the thirty dollars? So that's 82 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:54,200 Speaker 1: the bank fees, ma'am, for the dolls gonna check bouncing. 83 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:57,400 Speaker 1: My check didn't bounce. I don't check my bank. And 84 00:04:57,440 --> 00:05:00,000 Speaker 1: if my check clear, you're gonna pay me thirty dollars 85 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,400 Speaker 1: for calling me harassing me about a two hundred and 86 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:05,680 Speaker 1: fifty dollar check bounce. I don't write no Why would 87 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:07,440 Speaker 1: you write check? What you want to sit up in 88 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:09,560 Speaker 1: the church and write these big number checks when you 89 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:13,240 Speaker 1: know you ain't got it in the bank. I said, 90 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:15,799 Speaker 1: why would you write these checks when the money ain't 91 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:19,040 Speaker 1: in there? Let me tell you one thing. I don't 92 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:22,680 Speaker 1: write no bad check. And you got a lots calling 93 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:25,080 Speaker 1: me telling me my check bounce. Y'all, check is the 94 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:26,919 Speaker 1: one that has bound. And you tell you what you 95 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:30,040 Speaker 1: do since my check bounce, you paid them, since you 96 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:36,279 Speaker 1: got all the money, And don't call me with this again. Hello, 97 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:38,560 Speaker 1: don't you hang up on me no more? When why 98 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:43,000 Speaker 1: don't we gonna get this two fifty and this thirty dollars? 99 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,880 Speaker 1: About it? From the church to my I wrote a 100 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:50,800 Speaker 1: bad check check? I didn't write no bad Why are 101 00:05:50,839 --> 00:05:53,960 Speaker 1: you calling me? Why the treaser don't call me at church? 102 00:05:54,279 --> 00:05:56,800 Speaker 1: The tragic is best. I ain't never know the deacon 103 00:05:56,880 --> 00:06:02,560 Speaker 1: called nobody about no bad check. You're fully thank you 104 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:05,400 Speaker 1: you got the money I ain't got. Who in the 105 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:07,679 Speaker 1: hell is that in the background? Who is that for mine? 106 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:09,680 Speaker 1: Who it is? We're both going to the same church, 107 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,760 Speaker 1: and you're gonna call me to my I wrote a 108 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:14,360 Speaker 1: bad check. You don't you call me no more? And 109 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:17,680 Speaker 1: if the check bad, you've paid. Okay, keep passed to 110 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:20,800 Speaker 1: know you're talking like this, passed to know you're calling me? 111 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:23,880 Speaker 1: Can you after that? Look? When are we gonna get this? 112 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,279 Speaker 1: Two eighty dollars is what we're looking for from you? 113 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:29,360 Speaker 1: I wrote a check for two fifties and not get 114 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:33,880 Speaker 1: to eighty. You with it? You put two fifty in there. 115 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:37,200 Speaker 1: It pounds thirty dollars cost us on bake fees. That's 116 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:41,560 Speaker 1: to eighty. Waken the church expect their money. Never not 117 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:43,840 Speaker 1: know to eighty. You will never get to eight. You're 118 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:46,160 Speaker 1: gonna make me come by your and my check in 119 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:48,560 Speaker 1: what you say, I'm gonna do what You're gonna make 120 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:51,120 Speaker 1: me come by your house and get this money? Bring it, 121 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:55,960 Speaker 1: bring it, bring it? What is the address on this check? Check? 122 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:59,120 Speaker 1: I got it off the check. I bet you you'll 123 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:01,800 Speaker 1: be limping back and I'm watching you. You bet not 124 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,719 Speaker 1: be spending no money nowhere. You better not spend nothing 125 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:07,800 Speaker 1: until I get this two fifty plus thirty whatever. I 126 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:10,520 Speaker 1: want to know? You don't you know what I am? 127 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:13,080 Speaker 1: And you don't call me no more with this because 128 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:15,760 Speaker 1: my check did not bounce. I don't see how one 129 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:17,800 Speaker 1: check went through and the other bounce. Let me say 130 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:20,600 Speaker 1: this to you, we cannot accept you back into the 131 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:23,920 Speaker 1: House of the Lord no more until you are not 132 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:26,720 Speaker 1: don't you come in the Sunday until we get in 133 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:29,760 Speaker 1: the Sunday, and I'm gonna make sure I find your 134 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:33,040 Speaker 1: because you the person I want to see you. And 135 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:35,040 Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna call the pastor right now 136 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:37,679 Speaker 1: and asked him because I don't believe my check bounce. 137 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:40,239 Speaker 1: You feller, what Let me say this before you called 138 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:42,600 Speaker 1: pastor I got No, I'm a called pastor. No, you 139 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:44,960 Speaker 1: should have talked with pastor before you call me with 140 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,680 Speaker 1: this information. I got one more thing I need to say. 141 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:49,400 Speaker 1: You ain't got nothing to say to me. You don't 142 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:52,520 Speaker 1: upset me with this I'm talking about I bounced a check. 143 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:55,080 Speaker 1: You should have went to pastor before you call me 144 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:57,600 Speaker 1: with you. I tall Pastor one I get, But I 145 00:07:57,640 --> 00:07:59,440 Speaker 1: got one more thing to say before I leave. But 146 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:01,760 Speaker 1: you listen, what are you about to say to me? 147 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:04,000 Speaker 1: What do you have to say now that you're gonna 148 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:07,880 Speaker 1: pay check? This is nephew timing from the Steve Harvey 149 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:15,840 Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your girlfriend. What 150 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:21,240 Speaker 1: did you say, baby? This is what did you say? 151 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:24,120 Speaker 1: I'd say, this is nephew tim me baby brother. Steve 152 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:31,240 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend has pranked you. She just 153 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:38,760 Speaker 1: left her. Let me ask you one more thing, though, baby, 154 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:42,760 Speaker 1: what is the baddest radio show in the land, The 155 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:49,280 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning And then you have it, ladies and gentlemen, 156 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:53,400 Speaker 1: your second dose so stupid this morning. There is the 157 00:08:53,520 --> 00:09:02,480 Speaker 1: second dose coming from me. That is mind's clear. All right, 158 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:05,760 Speaker 1: go too far? Thank you enough if it works for me. 159 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,920 Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is the Strawberry Letter. The subject 160 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:12,480 Speaker 1: is my brother's ex wife on the car. We'll get 161 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:15,480 Speaker 1: into it right after this. I don't give a fire. 162 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:22,360 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.