WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Blood-Red Marinara 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:05.480 Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:09.240 week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:12.920 the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 0:00:12.960 --> 0:00:15.800 crackheads in the ghetto Cutter the same as the rich 0:00:15.840 --> 0:00:20.200 pill poppers in the penthouse. The Clearinghouse of Hot Takes 0:00:20.280 --> 0:00:24.080 break free for something Special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 0:00:24.120 --> 0:00:33.720 Maller starts right now in the air everywhere as we 0:00:33.760 --> 0:00:37.360 are back at it in the podcast Do Joe The 0:00:37.600 --> 0:00:43.800 Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and Danny G Radio fresh 0:00:43.840 --> 0:00:48.599 off the Friday podcast The Maiden Voyage. Back on the 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:52.440 Fifth Hour podcast Benny Versus the Penny and Danny G. 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:59.120 You survived your first edition as the Penny Your thoughts, Well, 0:00:59.160 --> 0:01:02.360 the first thing is, after we finished the show, I 0:01:02.440 --> 0:01:05.759 had to find a new hiding place for the penny. 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:08.640 So I hope that my future bride doesn't find it 0:01:08.680 --> 0:01:11.640 and throw it away. Yeah, no, that's that's not just 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:15.440 a penny. People usually disrespect the penny. There are people 0:01:15.480 --> 0:01:18.000 that are so rude to the penny. They'll see a 0:01:18.000 --> 0:01:20.680 penny on the street and they won't even pick it up. 0:01:20.720 --> 0:01:22.840 They'll be like, no, no, it's not worth my time, 0:01:22.880 --> 0:01:24.760 it's not worth my effort to bend down and pick 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:27.479 up the penny. That is an active disrespect. The penny 0:01:27.480 --> 0:01:30.280 does not appreciate that because that is a relative of 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:33.840 the penny disrespect. What does it take for you to 0:01:33.959 --> 0:01:37.399 bend over, which is a not a small task. Didn't 0:01:37.400 --> 0:01:39.800 have to be a shiny nickel? Does it have to 0:01:39.840 --> 0:01:44.080 be a dime? Well, I am frugal mallard, and I 0:01:44.120 --> 0:01:51.600 will take any currency I can get. I will bend down. 0:01:52.240 --> 0:01:54.200 I was more concerned about him giving me a double 0:01:54.280 --> 0:01:58.320 fish for a penny. I'm not against the penny. No, 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:02.200 the most money I've ever found, at least as an adult, 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:07.160 was at Dodgers Stadium a twenty dollar bill. Somebody had 0:02:07.200 --> 0:02:10.800 dropped the twenty dollar bill. We found that at Dodger Stadium. 0:02:10.800 --> 0:02:14.160 But that's that's about it. What's the most money you found, Danny? 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:16.520 Is there a big amount that you found as an adult? 0:02:17.320 --> 0:02:21.160 I found a fifty dollar bill was right outside of 0:02:21.240 --> 0:02:25.640 Disneyland all night, and well, what a blessing. Max. You 0:02:25.680 --> 0:02:28.440 need as many dollar bills as you can get going 0:02:28.480 --> 0:02:31.880 into that park. Obviously, somebody was fumbling around with their 0:02:31.880 --> 0:02:35.120 cash before they entered the park because as you know, Ben, 0:02:35.360 --> 0:02:37.160 you got to take a small fortune out of your 0:02:37.160 --> 0:02:40.519 bank account before you go in there. Yeah, the the 0:02:40.600 --> 0:02:44.560 quickest way to be a millionaire at Disneyland is to 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:47.760 start with two million dollars when you go to Disneyland, 0:02:47.960 --> 0:02:50.400 because when you leave, you'll only have a million left. 0:02:51.080 --> 0:02:53.040 I've told this story before on the podcast. I was 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:57.320 in Vegas. It was actually earlier this year. I believe 0:02:57.320 --> 0:02:59.320 it was earlier this year. Time flies. I don't know 0:02:59.360 --> 0:03:01.320 if it was last here, but I was in Vegas 0:03:01.400 --> 0:03:03.120 with a buddy of mine. We were in the sports 0:03:03.120 --> 0:03:06.160 book and we went to sit down and there was 0:03:06.200 --> 0:03:11.120 this wad of money that was under the table, and 0:03:11.200 --> 0:03:14.320 so we sat there and I I kind of put 0:03:14.440 --> 0:03:17.119 my foot on the wad of money and we made 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:21.720 a deal. Because there's so many cameras in Vegas, We're like, Okay, 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:25.280 what we're gonna do here is we're gonna wait. And 0:03:25.320 --> 0:03:27.040 we were gonna wait, like I think it was an hour, 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:30.520 and if nobody came back within an hour, we were 0:03:30.560 --> 0:03:32.440 then going to take the money because if you know, 0:03:32.520 --> 0:03:35.720 if they figured an hour with that amount of money, 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:39.400 and like, you know, ten minutes later, some guy showed up, 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:41.720 you know, it was ridiculous. He was, that's not my money, 0:03:41.720 --> 0:03:44.080 if any and he's like, he was very excited that 0:03:44.080 --> 0:03:46.200 that the money was still there. But he did not 0:03:46.400 --> 0:03:50.040 offer a finder's fee. He did not offer us a reward. 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:53.480 That's just wrong. You gotta chip the person off with 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:56.720 the reward. Yeah, that's a that's a bad move by him. 0:03:57.040 --> 0:03:59.440 On this edition of The Fifth Hour, we've got vera 0:03:59.560 --> 0:04:08.240 nera madness, pulling a Mallard Dante's Inferno and back scratch 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:11.560 her and we'll walk you through all of this. So 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:16.120 let's lead off with our number one hitter here and 0:04:16.160 --> 0:04:20.080 we take you behind the headphones and the microphones of 0:04:20.200 --> 0:04:25.599 Fox Sports Radio, behind the scenes to take you into 0:04:25.640 --> 0:04:29.640 our lives, the life of Mallard and the life of 0:04:29.720 --> 0:04:34.760 Danny g So. Last week, the wife, on a random day, 0:04:34.800 --> 0:04:37.000 she wanted over the weekend, she wanted to make some 0:04:37.120 --> 0:04:40.800 nice ravioli for me. My wife doesn't eat ravioli because 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:44.159 she doesn't do gluten. But I like my ravioli and 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:46.000 I hadn't had it in a while, so she's like, yeah, 0:04:46.040 --> 0:04:49.400 come on, and like, who doesn't like ravioli if you 0:04:49.440 --> 0:04:52.359 can eat it? And she needed me to pick up 0:04:52.360 --> 0:04:55.440 a few things, and so I headed to Trader Joe's Dandy. 0:04:55.480 --> 0:04:58.960 That was my my spot to pick up a few items. 0:04:59.480 --> 0:05:02.520 Good luck parking there, Yeah, not a lot of parking. 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:07.960 And uh, there's a cool hipster vibe the Trader Joe's. 0:05:08.040 --> 0:05:11.760 They've got some unique products. Trader Joe's is everywhere these days, 0:05:12.480 --> 0:05:15.880 and the only thing they don't have is self checkout, 0:05:16.480 --> 0:05:18.560 which is a problem. I'm an introvert. I like to 0:05:18.600 --> 0:05:21.640 go to the self checkout and not have to talk 0:05:21.680 --> 0:05:26.720 to anyone. And the checkout people at Trader Joe's have 0:05:26.839 --> 0:05:31.240 all been indoctrinated. I'm convinced they go to Trader Joe's 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:36.240 College because they all ask similar questions. Even when you 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:39.120 give the body language like I really don't want to talk, 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:42.600 I really want to leave, they still are very polite 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:45.320 and nice, and I understand what they're trying to do, 0:05:45.440 --> 0:05:47.600 but I'm like, I really just don't want to I 0:05:47.680 --> 0:05:50.720 just want to pay for my items. I want to leave, 0:05:51.279 --> 0:05:53.480 and and they're like, hey, what are you up to? 0:05:53.920 --> 0:05:56.599 My favorite is when they look at what I bought, like, 0:05:56.640 --> 0:05:59.480 I'll buy some frozen Chinese foods. Oh you have in 0:05:59.600 --> 0:06:02.680 Chinese food? Did for dinner? I'm like, no, ship, Sherlock, 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:05.640 Uh what do you what are you thinking? You know, 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:08.039 it's a great place, by the way to get a 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:11.200 good deal on flowers to give to your significant other. 0:06:11.680 --> 0:06:14.480 So the times I've gone through there with flowers, they 0:06:14.480 --> 0:06:17.919 always say the same thing. Oh, this is special. Some 0:06:18.200 --> 0:06:24.280 lucky ladies gonna get these same thing every time. You 0:06:24.400 --> 0:06:28.159 don't know which side to stand on there. You sometimes 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:31.120 you actually go on the side of the cash register 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:32.640 and they look at you like, no, no no, no, go 0:06:32.680 --> 0:06:36.840 to the other side please. Yeah. Yeah, Like it's a 0:06:37.040 --> 0:06:40.240 it's a different experience than the most of the grocery stores. 0:06:40.320 --> 0:06:45.360 It is a much different experience for sure. Uh No, 0:06:45.360 --> 0:06:47.680 no self checkout obviously, which was not a problem for 0:06:47.720 --> 0:06:51.000 this particular story. So I'm a man on a mission. 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:55.520 It's a hundred degree day in southern California, so I 0:06:55.560 --> 0:06:57.400 get out of my air conditioned car. I have to 0:06:57.440 --> 0:07:00.920 make a long walk into the Trader Joe's and I 0:07:01.000 --> 0:07:03.400 grab a shopping cart out in front. Now, I'm not 0:07:03.520 --> 0:07:05.960 buying enough items to really need a shopping cart, but 0:07:06.000 --> 0:07:10.080 I thought, for convenience hot day, I'll use the shopping cart. 0:07:10.840 --> 0:07:12.880 So I I look at the shopping list on my 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:16.760 phone and right at the top it says Mariana sauce. 0:07:17.600 --> 0:07:20.800 My wife had texted me Marionsa. So I started wandering. 0:07:20.960 --> 0:07:24.240 I'm not really familiar with the layout at this Trader 0:07:24.320 --> 0:07:26.840 Joe's and so I, you know, every Trader joe is 0:07:26.840 --> 0:07:29.480 a little different, and this is not one I'd been to, 0:07:29.800 --> 0:07:32.760 you know that often where I had memorized the floor plan. 0:07:33.480 --> 0:07:37.360 So I started wandering around to find the sauce, and uh, 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:39.280 a couple of ales in I don't, I don't see it, 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:42.520 and uh so I my wife had kind of directed 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:44.800 me where she thought it was, where she believed was. 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:48.040 So finally I went to where she said and h nirvada. 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:51.680 There there it was the ray of sunlight from the heavens. 0:07:51.800 --> 0:07:54.920 I found a pay dirt. Uh so I I look 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:58.720 at the marinara. I picked the marinera that had garlic 0:07:58.760 --> 0:08:01.560 in it because I like garlic, and so I had 0:08:01.600 --> 0:08:06.480 that garlic Marianera and I placed there solid move right. 0:08:06.520 --> 0:08:09.200 So I put that in the cart and uh and 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:13.920 the next thing I know, I hear crash, bang, boom, 0:08:13.960 --> 0:08:17.120 bam like this all I mean and and boom goes 0:08:17.160 --> 0:08:22.680 to dynamite what had happened. Uh, the glass container for 0:08:22.680 --> 0:08:27.040 the garlic marinera had. You know those shopping carts, How 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:29.720 they have this seat for the kid right in the front, 0:08:30.240 --> 0:08:34.080 Yeah yeah yeah, push it forward, yeah yeah yeah. So 0:08:34.160 --> 0:08:39.520 they have these two plastic flaps where if there's no kid, 0:08:39.679 --> 0:08:43.280 I guess you obviously supposed to keep them up right. Well, 0:08:43.360 --> 0:08:46.800 in my haste, when I finally found the garlic marinara sauce, 0:08:47.400 --> 0:08:52.079 I did not realize that the flaps were down awaiting 0:08:52.080 --> 0:08:54.640 a child, and so I put the marinera in the 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:59.200 top part of the cart. It fell right through the 0:08:59.360 --> 0:09:04.000 card and shattered right between my feet. I am such 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:07.880 a radio loser. I'm a klutz, but so so this 0:09:07.960 --> 0:09:12.400 thing exploded into a million pieces right my my feet 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:14.840 and my legs. I was wearing sandals, you know, I had. 0:09:14.880 --> 0:09:18.000 I had sandals on, so my feet are covered in 0:09:18.080 --> 0:09:22.200 tomato sauce. And all of a sudden, within a second, 0:09:22.280 --> 0:09:26.120 I go from success finding the garlic marinera, It's now 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:28.960 all over my legs. There's glass all over the aisle. 0:09:30.120 --> 0:09:33.600 The Trader Joe checkout guys ringing a bell for someone 0:09:33.640 --> 0:09:36.200 to clean up, you know, spill on Aisle five or whatever. 0:09:36.240 --> 0:09:40.080 It is everyone. It's a pack Trader Joe's. Everyone's looking 0:09:40.080 --> 0:09:42.760 at me like, what a what an asshole? What a loser? 0:09:43.320 --> 0:09:45.040 You know, you don't even know how to put a 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:48.520 can of a glass container of garlic marinara and your 0:09:48.520 --> 0:09:50.720 shopping cart? What are you a dope? You know they're 0:09:50.760 --> 0:09:53.400 giving me this look the evil eye. Kids are laughing 0:09:53.440 --> 0:09:56.520 at me, women are chuckling, you know, the whole thing 0:09:56.920 --> 0:10:02.160 they're pointing. I felt like a dufus. The people that 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:04.200 Trader Joe's were very nice. The guy was very nice. 0:10:04.240 --> 0:10:06.280 He's like, listen, this happens all the time. It's no 0:10:06.360 --> 0:10:08.760 big deal. You know, It's very kind. He told me 0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:11.200 where the bathroom was, So I go to the bathroom. 0:10:11.240 --> 0:10:14.920 I make the walk of shame to the bathroom. So 0:10:14.960 --> 0:10:17.120 I gotta clean up, right I got I got tomato 0:10:17.160 --> 0:10:20.120 sauce all over my feet, So I go to clean up. 0:10:20.160 --> 0:10:22.640 I grabbed some toilet paper and I put a little 0:10:22.679 --> 0:10:25.240 water on it. I wash up. I wipe off as 0:10:25.280 --> 0:10:27.040 much of the sauce as I can can get to. 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:31.840 I then leave the bathroom tail between my legs. I 0:10:32.040 --> 0:10:35.080 go back to get more garlic marinara because I still 0:10:35.120 --> 0:10:36.640 and the one I had. I was like, king, So 0:10:36.679 --> 0:10:38.680 I go get more of that a few other items. 0:10:39.200 --> 0:10:42.920 Didn't learn your lesson? Well no, but but wait, now 0:10:42.960 --> 0:10:44.920 you want to hear the rest of the story. So 0:10:45.080 --> 0:10:47.400 I'm walking around buying items and I looked down and 0:10:47.440 --> 0:10:49.480 I see a little bit of rend. I'm like, damn it, 0:10:49.520 --> 0:10:54.040 I missed some marinarosons. So I go back to the bathroom. 0:10:54.080 --> 0:10:56.240 I'm like, what a moron? I mean, I now I 0:10:56.240 --> 0:10:58.640 gotta go back a second time to clean up the marinersons. 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:02.520 So I go to the bathroom and I start wiping 0:11:02.559 --> 0:11:05.160 it off, and I realized, wait a minute, that's not 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:10.960 Marinara sauce. Oh no, I have now cut both my 0:11:11.200 --> 0:11:14.760 right foot and my left leg. Danny, there are the 0:11:14.960 --> 0:11:19.040 glass shards when the bottom when the container dropped, shards 0:11:19.120 --> 0:11:25.320 of glass sliced my right foot and my left leg. 0:11:26.080 --> 0:11:28.920 I have no I have no bandagies at this point. Right, 0:11:28.960 --> 0:11:31.959 So I'm like, oh man, this is you know. But 0:11:32.160 --> 0:11:34.640 I'm in the back of the story, and so I 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:38.000 put a little pressure on. But then I'm feeling pressure 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:41.280 because somebody else is waiting outside for the bathroom and 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:44.840 I can't stay in there putting pressure on my wounds 0:11:45.640 --> 0:11:47.480 and I got two arms. I have two legs, and 0:11:47.520 --> 0:11:49.240 so I had to put pressure on both. It was 0:11:49.280 --> 0:11:53.120 like unreal, um and so I I. What I did 0:11:53.200 --> 0:11:55.920 is I put on the right foot because it was 0:11:55.920 --> 0:12:00.160 on the side, So I put some tissue on the 0:12:00.240 --> 0:12:03.200 foot and I so I tried to wrap the other 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:05.440 my leg. I tried to wrap with the toilet paper 0:12:06.040 --> 0:12:08.680 and uh, so I walk out of there. They must 0:12:08.679 --> 0:12:10.840 have thought I was like homeless or something. I've got 0:12:11.400 --> 0:12:15.199 a toilet paper wrapped around my foot my leg and uh, 0:12:15.240 --> 0:12:18.920 and I walked out. It was surreal. I don't know 0:12:18.960 --> 0:12:25.400 how many people have been injured buying Marianera sauce at 0:12:25.520 --> 0:12:29.760 at Trader Joe's. But I felt like a complete jackass, Danny. 0:12:29.880 --> 0:12:33.720 So that was my interesting trip to the store. Lucky 0:12:33.840 --> 0:12:37.560 that that jar didn't land on your foot. Well, I 0:12:37.600 --> 0:12:40.000 thought maybe I would have actually been in better shape 0:12:40.000 --> 0:12:42.440 because maybe my foot it would have bounced off. But 0:12:42.520 --> 0:12:45.079 you are it is possible. You are correct that if 0:12:45.080 --> 0:12:47.480 it hit my foot, I would have actually had to 0:12:47.520 --> 0:12:52.240 go to the hospital to get stitches, which uh and 0:12:52.320 --> 0:12:57.120 the other part of that, Danny, I had to walk home. 0:12:57.520 --> 0:13:00.320 I didn't walk home. I drove home and then I 0:13:00.360 --> 0:13:03.360 had to explain to my wife that I injured myself 0:13:03.360 --> 0:13:07.760 and I needed some medical attention by going to Trader 0:13:07.880 --> 0:13:10.920 Joe's that I injured. What do you do? And I 0:13:11.000 --> 0:13:14.840 was like, yo, so it's a big and she she 0:13:15.000 --> 0:13:17.120 then tried to make me feel better by explaining she 0:13:17.160 --> 0:13:22.280 had spilled some eggs at Costco. But eggs don't cut 0:13:22.360 --> 0:13:24.840 your foot or you're you know, you know what I'm saying. 0:13:24.880 --> 0:13:27.760 It's not the same man. Thank your body just ruined 0:13:27.800 --> 0:13:30.600 Marinara sauce for me and all the listeners, because every 0:13:30.600 --> 0:13:32.200 time I see a jar of that now, I'm gonna 0:13:32.200 --> 0:13:40.360 think of you in the bathroom knocking on the door. Well, 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:43.679 the cut thing. Normally, when you get cut, you feel 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:48.440 the cut. I didn't really feel the cut, and I thought, oh, 0:13:48.480 --> 0:13:53.120 I must have missed that Marianera and uh no, no, 0:13:53.200 --> 0:13:56.320 that's not Marianara. That's that's blood, that's the that's the 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:59.880 red stuff. One of the most uncomfortable feelings is when 0:14:00.000 --> 0:14:02.720 you're using a public bathroom, like at the back of 0:14:02.760 --> 0:14:05.800 a grocery store, and it's for one person only. You 0:14:05.840 --> 0:14:08.360 locked the door, and when you feel the presence of 0:14:08.400 --> 0:14:11.680 someone out there, they keep jiggling the handle, They keep 0:14:11.760 --> 0:14:14.880 knocking on the door. They even ask is someone anyone 0:14:14.920 --> 0:14:17.240 in there? And it's like, man, you're trying to handle 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:21.280 your business, leave me alone. Yeah. Well, and now even 0:14:21.360 --> 0:14:24.680 it's even worse now because in a lot of California 0:14:24.720 --> 0:14:28.840 there's no men's and women's room. I'm a traditionalist. I 0:14:28.880 --> 0:14:31.040 believe in men's and women's but now they just have 0:14:31.560 --> 0:14:34.840 uh whatever, say who you ever used the bathroom? Don't matter? 0:14:34.920 --> 0:14:37.000 You know that, those kind of things. So one person 0:14:37.040 --> 0:14:40.080 at you just got men and women pounding on the 0:14:40.080 --> 0:14:44.560 door exactly exactly. So that was it. So I guess 0:14:44.640 --> 0:14:46.480 that was pulling a Maller, But that was not the 0:14:46.560 --> 0:14:48.840 pulling a Miller story that we have for you. That 0:14:48.920 --> 0:14:51.360 was that was just the warm up act to the 0:14:51.400 --> 0:14:54.240 main event here. Yeah, you haven't heard about this. And 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:57.920 the reason why I call it pulling a Mallard figuratively 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:01.640 and literally pulling a Maller. So the start of Labor 0:15:01.720 --> 0:15:04.160 Day weekend, you know, I did have to work at 0:15:04.200 --> 0:15:07.320 the f s Our studios. My girl and I we 0:15:07.320 --> 0:15:09.440 were kind of thinking, like, man, what should we make 0:15:09.480 --> 0:15:12.960 some plans. It's gonna be a hundred and five degrees everywhere, 0:15:13.000 --> 0:15:15.720 there's gonna be traffic. But you know, maybe on Monday 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:17.920 at least we can go somewhere for a little while 0:15:17.960 --> 0:15:20.840 and do something. So we're kind of playing it by air. 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:24.480 We didn't make any official plans, and good thing we didn't, 0:15:24.880 --> 0:15:28.600 because the first day of the Labor Day weekend, she's 0:15:28.640 --> 0:15:32.320 eating that Ezekiel bread. Have you heard of that? I, 0:15:33.560 --> 0:15:35.200 off the top of my head, I have not. Is 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:40.600 this some kind of gluten thing? A very healthy, expensive bread? Okay, 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:43.040 and it's got a bunch of seeds all over it. 0:15:43.400 --> 0:15:46.880 Even after toasting it, it tastes like a piece of paper. 0:15:47.400 --> 0:15:50.000 Oh that's not I mean, I've never eaten a piece 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:52.160 of paper, but I would imagine that's what eating a 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:55.600 piece of paper like like rye bread has seeds on it. 0:15:55.640 --> 0:15:58.160 But it's that's that's got some flavor to it. This 0:15:58.320 --> 0:16:01.480 just is nothing. It's no flavor. And yeah, if you 0:16:01.560 --> 0:16:05.320 google Ezekiel bread you'll take a look at it. And Ben, 0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:10.640 she's had a tooth problem for almost a year now. 0:16:11.200 --> 0:16:13.800 One of our wisdom teeth had a crack in it, 0:16:14.320 --> 0:16:16.880 and the Dennists took a look at it. Look, you're 0:16:16.920 --> 0:16:20.000 gonna need to get this wisdom too yanked out a 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:24.560 s a P. So she pulled a Mallard Because she 0:16:24.680 --> 0:16:28.960 let it go for months and months and months. It 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:32.120 was like, yes, I'll get to it. I'm gonna get 0:16:32.160 --> 0:16:34.800 to it. I know it's gonna cost a lot of money, 0:16:34.840 --> 0:16:38.720 but eventually I'll get to the wisdom teeth. Well, one 0:16:38.720 --> 0:16:41.760 of the seeds popped off the Ezekiel bread and got 0:16:41.760 --> 0:16:47.040 caught back there, created a nerve issue writhing in pain 0:16:47.760 --> 0:16:53.000 all of a sudden turned into a dental emergency. Yes, 0:16:53.800 --> 0:16:57.239 And I told her, I said, wow, this sounds exactly 0:16:57.280 --> 0:17:00.520 like Ben Mallor's story on one of the past Part guests. 0:17:02.920 --> 0:17:06.200 She had to get ahold of an emergency. Dentist put 0:17:06.200 --> 0:17:11.240 her on antibiotics immediately, and you know what comes next, Ben, Oh, 0:17:11.280 --> 0:17:14.320 it's the worst man. I feel. I feel her agony 0:17:14.600 --> 0:17:17.440 and and you had to go through it as it 0:17:17.480 --> 0:17:20.399 wasn't your mouth, but you had to live with the 0:17:21.080 --> 0:17:22.800 It's nobody wants you to say when you were in 0:17:22.840 --> 0:17:25.119 a relationship and the other person's in agony, it's not 0:17:25.240 --> 0:17:27.920 I it sucks, right, it's terrible. That's when you offered 0:17:28.000 --> 0:17:31.919 to do an extra shift at your job. You know 0:17:32.000 --> 0:17:35.520 what that bill was what the price tag on that was? Yeah, 0:17:35.560 --> 0:17:39.439 I guess I got some money here. Yes, Oh you 0:17:39.480 --> 0:17:43.360 should have saw that final bill, Holy ship. Did they 0:17:43.400 --> 0:17:45.360 tell you did they say, well, we'll try to get 0:17:45.400 --> 0:17:47.280 some of the money from your insurance. Did they give 0:17:47.280 --> 0:17:50.480 you that line to the yes, yes, they gave her 0:17:50.520 --> 0:17:56.040 that line. Hopefully insurance will cover some of this. Yeah, right, 0:17:56.720 --> 0:18:00.760 they gonna cover none of that. We're trying to recover 0:18:00.920 --> 0:18:03.920 from that. Tuesday night, she's starting to feel a little 0:18:03.920 --> 0:18:06.440 bit better, but you know, this is a three day 0:18:06.440 --> 0:18:11.479 healing process. Wednesday morning, we wake up Ben and her daughter, 0:18:11.920 --> 0:18:14.760 eleven year old Chloe, who has appeared on this very 0:18:14.800 --> 0:18:22.600 podcast before, had part of her adult tooth come out. Yeah, 0:18:23.480 --> 0:18:27.119 she had a chip tooth and her dentist had bonded 0:18:27.240 --> 0:18:33.600 it back together. My TENDERNI had to take the tooth 0:18:33.680 --> 0:18:36.480 that came loose and came out and put it in 0:18:36.520 --> 0:18:39.880 a bag of milk and take Chloe to the dentist 0:18:39.920 --> 0:18:43.200 on Wednesday morning. So they who told her to put 0:18:43.240 --> 0:18:44.760 it in milk? Is that what you're supposed to I 0:18:44.760 --> 0:18:46.720 didn't know that that's what you're supposed to do. You've 0:18:46.760 --> 0:18:49.560 never heard about that? No, I've never heard. Why. Yeah, 0:18:49.600 --> 0:18:52.280 if you're if you're trying to save a tooth, you 0:18:52.359 --> 0:18:56.560 put it in a ziplock bag with milk. Really keeps 0:18:57.040 --> 0:19:00.920 keeps youth alive. I'm not sure how it works. Yeah, 0:19:00.960 --> 0:19:05.080 season mom, move right there. Yeah it was. So the 0:19:05.160 --> 0:19:07.960 dentist gets the zip blog bag, He's like, oh, great work. 0:19:08.520 --> 0:19:10.960 So he was able to bond it back in place. 0:19:11.520 --> 0:19:15.280 And that was a hundred and seventy dollars in comparison 0:19:15.800 --> 0:19:19.040 to thousands and thousands of the dollars of the wisdom 0:19:19.080 --> 0:19:23.280 teeth being pulled. That was a great deal. Wow. If 0:19:23.600 --> 0:19:25.760 and they don't they know why it fell out? Did 0:19:25.800 --> 0:19:27.399 she was she eating something she wasn't supposed to be 0:19:27.400 --> 0:19:29.359 eating or something? Is that they don't They don't know. 0:19:29.600 --> 0:19:32.240 Dannis thought that she was grinding her teeth in the 0:19:32.240 --> 0:19:37.880 middle of the night. Oh yeah, that's genetic. But does 0:19:37.960 --> 0:19:41.560 your does your tenderoni ride her teeth? I'm not sure 0:19:42.040 --> 0:19:44.800 you really, you don't know. You never she never fall 0:19:44.880 --> 0:19:46.920 asleep before you or you're woken up in the middle 0:19:46.960 --> 0:19:51.080 of the night. My my, my wife is a teeth rider. 0:19:51.520 --> 0:19:54.359 And I don't know. Maybe I am too. I don't know, 0:19:54.440 --> 0:19:57.680 I'm sleeping, I have no idea, but I know I am. 0:19:57.720 --> 0:20:01.879 I wake up sometimes with my teeth clenched, so I 0:20:01.960 --> 0:20:04.800 haven't noticed her because I'm too busy grinding my own 0:20:05.480 --> 0:20:09.080 like I have. Sometimes I'm a terrible sleeper. My wife's 0:20:09.119 --> 0:20:11.960 a very good sleeper, and I'll be awake, you know, 0:20:12.160 --> 0:20:14.200 messing on my phone because I can't sleep, and she'll 0:20:14.200 --> 0:20:17.200 be sleeping, and all I have to like elbow her 0:20:17.720 --> 0:20:20.399 because I think she's going to grind her teeth away, 0:20:20.880 --> 0:20:24.080 like it's like me. But I didn't know it was 0:20:24.119 --> 0:20:27.920 something you could hear in your significant if it's if 0:20:28.280 --> 0:20:33.080 they're really getting into the grinding. Definitely definitely hear it. 0:20:33.600 --> 0:20:37.640 All right, You're like, that wasn't in your dating profile? Yeah? Yeah, 0:20:37.640 --> 0:20:41.399 the things you learned later on, the things that pop up, 0:20:41.680 --> 0:20:43.919 you know, it's fine. That's why they invented your plus. 0:20:44.080 --> 0:20:47.239 All right. So, uh, one more thing over the weekend. Now, 0:20:47.560 --> 0:20:50.159 I got a phone call. My wife had another one 0:20:50.160 --> 0:20:54.160 of these big party things, and so I was, of course, right, yeah, yeah, 0:20:54.359 --> 0:20:57.000 dragged into it. But my wife gets a call at 0:20:57.040 --> 0:21:02.359 the party and it was Marlin's man who calls me up, 0:21:02.640 --> 0:21:06.760 calls her up? What is he doing calling you? And 0:21:06.800 --> 0:21:08.360 so we were at this big you know, big shin 0:21:08.480 --> 0:21:11.720 dig my wife had put together and I could do 0:21:11.800 --> 0:21:13.399 a whole hour on that, but I don't want to 0:21:13.440 --> 0:21:17.600 bore you with that. So Marlin's man he tried calling me. 0:21:17.840 --> 0:21:21.159 I didn't answer my phone. So his name is Lawrence. 0:21:21.160 --> 0:21:24.080 He then he called her to get ahold of me 0:21:24.960 --> 0:21:29.359 your emergency contact. Yeah, I wouldn't you just text me 0:21:29.400 --> 0:21:32.639 and get back to you, but not like he called me. 0:21:32.680 --> 0:21:34.280 Whatever they find you really want to get a hold of. 0:21:34.800 --> 0:21:38.280 I'm honored that he celebrity fan like Marlin's man, I 0:21:38.280 --> 0:21:41.280 want to get hold So he he gets ahold of 0:21:41.280 --> 0:21:43.640 me and he says, hey, I'm in San Diego. I 0:21:43.280 --> 0:21:46.960 meant is that del mar He's a big horse guy. 0:21:47.480 --> 0:21:51.480 And he says, I'm driving up to l A right now. 0:21:52.520 --> 0:21:54.639 I'm on I five, I'm driving up the coast. I'm 0:21:54.720 --> 0:21:57.160 driving up to l A. I'm going to the Dodger 0:21:57.240 --> 0:22:00.320 game this on Saturdays. I'm going to dodge a game 0:22:00.320 --> 0:22:04.080 on Sunday night. They're playing the podres you want to go? 0:22:05.240 --> 0:22:07.960 And I'm like, I'm thinking about it, and I'm like, 0:22:08.400 --> 0:22:10.119 you know, it's a work night. Usually I don't go 0:22:10.160 --> 0:22:13.680 out and work nights. I gotta get ready for the show. Uh. 0:22:13.720 --> 0:22:16.000 And then I was like and I was like, wait 0:22:16.000 --> 0:22:19.240 a minute, and so I thought about it. About five 0:22:19.240 --> 0:22:22.679 seconds later I said, hell, yes, So I made my 0:22:22.840 --> 0:22:26.199 return behind the velvet ropes. I was very excited. V 0:22:26.280 --> 0:22:30.280 I p status one percenter, spoiled, rotten, all the food 0:22:30.440 --> 0:22:34.919 you could possibly want to eat. But then I looked 0:22:35.320 --> 0:22:37.480 on my way as I was getting ready for the game, 0:22:37.520 --> 0:22:39.760 I looked for the at the forecast because it's very hot, 0:22:40.960 --> 0:22:44.359 and I was like, holy crap on a cracker, it was. 0:22:45.560 --> 0:22:47.840 It was so it was gonna be like a hundred 0:22:47.880 --> 0:22:49.480 something agrees on my phone. I was like, well, maybe 0:22:49.480 --> 0:22:52.880 that's wrong. It was hotter than Popeye's because we're talking 0:22:52.960 --> 0:22:56.400 Dante's Inferno. I got to the Dodger Stadium parking lot. 0:22:56.840 --> 0:22:59.600 It was a hundred nights. I've gone to Dodger Stadium 0:23:00.040 --> 0:23:02.680 for a long time. I'll date myself if I say 0:23:02.720 --> 0:23:05.439 how long I've gone to Dodger Stadium. I had never 0:23:05.480 --> 0:23:08.520