Speaker 1: Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a
Speaker 1: week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of
Speaker 1: the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats
Speaker 1: crackheads in the ghetto Cutter the same as the rich
Speaker 1: pill poppers in the penthouse. The Clearinghouse of Hot Takes
Speaker 1: break free for something Special. The Fifth Hour with Ben
Speaker 1: Maller starts right now in the air everywhere as we
Speaker 1: are back at it in the podcast Do Joe The
Speaker 1: Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and Danny G Radio fresh
Speaker 1: off the Friday podcast The Maiden Voyage. Back on the
Speaker 1: Fifth Hour podcast Benny Versus the Penny and Danny G.
Speaker 1: You survived your first edition as the Penny Your thoughts, Well,
Speaker 1: the first thing is, after we finished the show, I
Speaker 1: had to find a new hiding place for the penny.
Speaker 1: So I hope that my future bride doesn't find it
Speaker 1: and throw it away. Yeah, no, that's that's not just
Speaker 1: a penny. People usually disrespect the penny. There are people
Speaker 1: that are so rude to the penny. They'll see a
Speaker 1: penny on the street and they won't even pick it up.
Speaker 1: They'll be like, no, no, it's not worth my time,
Speaker 1: it's not worth my effort to bend down and pick
Speaker 1: up the penny. That is an active disrespect. The penny
Speaker 1: does not appreciate that because that is a relative of
Speaker 1: the penny disrespect. What does it take for you to
Speaker 1: bend over, which is a not a small task. Didn't
Speaker 1: have to be a shiny nickel? Does it have to
Speaker 1: be a dime? Well, I am frugal mallard, and I
Speaker 1: will take any currency I can get. I will bend down.
Speaker 1: I was more concerned about him giving me a double
Speaker 1: fish for a penny. I'm not against the penny. No,
Speaker 1: the most money I've ever found, at least as an adult,
Speaker 1: was at Dodgers Stadium a twenty dollar bill. Somebody had
Speaker 1: dropped the twenty dollar bill. We found that at Dodger Stadium.
Speaker 1: But that's that's about it. What's the most money you found, Danny?
Speaker 1: Is there a big amount that you found as an adult?
Speaker 1: I found a fifty dollar bill was right outside of
Speaker 1: Disneyland all night, and well, what a blessing. Max. You
Speaker 1: need as many dollar bills as you can get going
Speaker 1: into that park. Obviously, somebody was fumbling around with their
Speaker 1: cash before they entered the park because as you know, Ben,
Speaker 1: you got to take a small fortune out of your
Speaker 1: bank account before you go in there. Yeah, the the
Speaker 1: quickest way to be a millionaire at Disneyland is to
Speaker 1: start with two million dollars when you go to Disneyland,
Speaker 1: because when you leave, you'll only have a million left.
Speaker 1: I've told this story before on the podcast. I was
Speaker 1: in Vegas. It was actually earlier this year. I believe
Speaker 1: it was earlier this year. Time flies. I don't know
Speaker 1: if it was last here, but I was in Vegas
Speaker 1: with a buddy of mine. We were in the sports
Speaker 1: book and we went to sit down and there was
Speaker 1: this wad of money that was under the table, and
Speaker 1: so we sat there and I I kind of put
Speaker 1: my foot on the wad of money and we made
Speaker 1: a deal. Because there's so many cameras in Vegas, We're like, Okay,
Speaker 1: what we're gonna do here is we're gonna wait. And
Speaker 1: we were gonna wait, like I think it was an hour,
Speaker 1: and if nobody came back within an hour, we were
Speaker 1: then going to take the money because if you know,
Speaker 1: if they figured an hour with that amount of money,
Speaker 1: and like, you know, ten minutes later, some guy showed up,
Speaker 1: you know, it was ridiculous. He was, that's not my money,
Speaker 1: if any and he's like, he was very excited that
Speaker 1: that the money was still there. But he did not
Speaker 1: offer a finder's fee. He did not offer us a reward.
Speaker 1: That's just wrong. You gotta chip the person off with
Speaker 1: the reward. Yeah, that's a that's a bad move by him.
Speaker 1: On this edition of The Fifth Hour, we've got vera
Speaker 1: nera madness, pulling a Mallard Dante's Inferno and back scratch
Speaker 1: her and we'll walk you through all of this. So
Speaker 1: let's lead off with our number one hitter here and
Speaker 1: we take you behind the headphones and the microphones of
Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio, behind the scenes to take you into
Speaker 1: our lives, the life of Mallard and the life of
Speaker 1: Danny g So. Last week, the wife, on a random day,
Speaker 1: she wanted over the weekend, she wanted to make some
Speaker 1: nice ravioli for me. My wife doesn't eat ravioli because
Speaker 1: she doesn't do gluten. But I like my ravioli and
Speaker 1: I hadn't had it in a while, so she's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: come on, and like, who doesn't like ravioli if you
Speaker 1: can eat it? And she needed me to pick up
Speaker 1: a few things, and so I headed to Trader Joe's Dandy.
Speaker 1: That was my my spot to pick up a few items.
Speaker 1: Good luck parking there, Yeah, not a lot of parking.
Speaker 1: And uh, there's a cool hipster vibe the Trader Joe's.
Speaker 1: They've got some unique products. Trader Joe's is everywhere these days,
Speaker 1: and the only thing they don't have is self checkout,
Speaker 1: which is a problem. I'm an introvert. I like to
Speaker 1: go to the self checkout and not have to talk
Speaker 1: to anyone. And the checkout people at Trader Joe's have
Speaker 1: all been indoctrinated. I'm convinced they go to Trader Joe's
Speaker 1: College because they all ask similar questions. Even when you
Speaker 1: give the body language like I really don't want to talk,
Speaker 1: I really want to leave, they still are very polite
Speaker 1: and nice, and I understand what they're trying to do,
Speaker 1: but I'm like, I really just don't want to I
Speaker 1: just want to pay for my items. I want to leave,
Speaker 1: and and they're like, hey, what are you up to?
Speaker 1: My favorite is when they look at what I bought, like,
Speaker 1: I'll buy some frozen Chinese foods. Oh you have in
Speaker 1: Chinese food? Did for dinner? I'm like, no, ship, Sherlock,
Speaker 1: Uh what do you what are you thinking? You know,
Speaker 1: it's a great place, by the way to get a
Speaker 1: good deal on flowers to give to your significant other.
Speaker 1: So the times I've gone through there with flowers, they
Speaker 1: always say the same thing. Oh, this is special. Some
Speaker 1: lucky ladies gonna get these same thing every time. You
Speaker 1: don't know which side to stand on there. You sometimes
Speaker 1: you actually go on the side of the cash register
Speaker 1: and they look at you like, no, no no, no, go
Speaker 1: to the other side please. Yeah. Yeah, Like it's a
Speaker 1: it's a different experience than the most of the grocery stores.
Speaker 1: It is a much different experience for sure. Uh No,
Speaker 1: no self checkout obviously, which was not a problem for
Speaker 1: this particular story. So I'm a man on a mission.
Speaker 1: It's a hundred degree day in southern California, so I
Speaker 1: get out of my air conditioned car. I have to
Speaker 1: make a long walk into the Trader Joe's and I
Speaker 1: grab a shopping cart out in front. Now, I'm not
Speaker 1: buying enough items to really need a shopping cart, but
Speaker 1: I thought, for convenience hot day, I'll use the shopping cart.
Speaker 1: So I I look at the shopping list on my
Speaker 1: phone and right at the top it says Mariana sauce.
Speaker 1: My wife had texted me Marionsa. So I started wandering.
Speaker 1: I'm not really familiar with the layout at this Trader
Speaker 1: Joe's and so I, you know, every Trader joe is
Speaker 1: a little different, and this is not one I'd been to,
Speaker 1: you know that often where I had memorized the floor plan.
Speaker 1: So I started wandering around to find the sauce, and uh,
Speaker 1: a couple of ales in I don't, I don't see it,
Speaker 1: and uh so I my wife had kind of directed
Speaker 1: me where she thought it was, where she believed was.
Speaker 1: So finally I went to where she said and h nirvada.
Speaker 1: There there it was the ray of sunlight from the heavens.
Speaker 1: I found a pay dirt. Uh so I I look
Speaker 1: at the marinara. I picked the marinera that had garlic
Speaker 1: in it because I like garlic, and so I had
Speaker 1: that garlic Marianera and I placed there solid move right.
Speaker 1: So I put that in the cart and uh and
Speaker 1: the next thing I know, I hear crash, bang, boom,
Speaker 1: bam like this all I mean and and boom goes
Speaker 1: to dynamite what had happened. Uh, the glass container for
Speaker 1: the garlic marinera had. You know those shopping carts, How
Speaker 1: they have this seat for the kid right in the front,
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, push it forward, yeah yeah yeah. So
Speaker 1: they have these two plastic flaps where if there's no kid,
Speaker 1: I guess you obviously supposed to keep them up right. Well,
Speaker 1: in my haste, when I finally found the garlic marinara sauce,
Speaker 1: I did not realize that the flaps were down awaiting
Speaker 1: a child, and so I put the marinera in the
Speaker 1: top part of the cart. It fell right through the
Speaker 1: card and shattered right between my feet. I am such
Speaker 1: a radio loser. I'm a klutz, but so so this
Speaker 1: thing exploded into a million pieces right my my feet
Speaker 1: and my legs. I was wearing sandals, you know, I had.
Speaker 1: I had sandals on, so my feet are covered in
Speaker 1: tomato sauce. And all of a sudden, within a second,
Speaker 1: I go from success finding the garlic marinera, It's now
Speaker 1: all over my legs. There's glass all over the aisle.
Speaker 1: The Trader Joe checkout guys ringing a bell for someone
Speaker 1: to clean up, you know, spill on Aisle five or whatever.
Speaker 1: It is everyone. It's a pack Trader Joe's. Everyone's looking
Speaker 1: at me like, what a what an asshole? What a loser?
Speaker 1: You know, you don't even know how to put a
Speaker 1: can of a glass container of garlic marinara and your
Speaker 1: shopping cart? What are you a dope? You know they're
Speaker 1: giving me this look the evil eye. Kids are laughing
Speaker 1: at me, women are chuckling, you know, the whole thing
Speaker 1: they're pointing. I felt like a dufus. The people that
Speaker 1: Trader Joe's were very nice. The guy was very nice.
Speaker 1: He's like, listen, this happens all the time. It's no
Speaker 1: big deal. You know, It's very kind. He told me
Speaker 1: where the bathroom was, So I go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I make the walk of shame to the bathroom. So
Speaker 1: I gotta clean up, right I got I got tomato
Speaker 1: sauce all over my feet, So I go to clean up.
Speaker 1: I grabbed some toilet paper and I put a little
Speaker 1: water on it. I wash up. I wipe off as
Speaker 1: much of the sauce as I can can get to.
Speaker 1: I then leave the bathroom tail between my legs. I
Speaker 1: go back to get more garlic marinara because I still
Speaker 1: and the one I had. I was like, king, So
Speaker 1: I go get more of that a few other items.
Speaker 1: Didn't learn your lesson? Well no, but but wait, now
Speaker 1: you want to hear the rest of the story. So
Speaker 1: I'm walking around buying items and I looked down and
Speaker 1: I see a little bit of rend. I'm like, damn it,
Speaker 1: I missed some marinarosons. So I go back to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what a moron? I mean, I now I
Speaker 1: gotta go back a second time to clean up the marinersons.
Speaker 1: So I go to the bathroom and I start wiping
Speaker 1: it off, and I realized, wait a minute, that's not
Speaker 1: Marinara sauce. Oh no, I have now cut both my
Speaker 1: right foot and my left leg. Danny, there are the
Speaker 1: glass shards when the bottom when the container dropped, shards
Speaker 1: of glass sliced my right foot and my left leg.
Speaker 1: I have no I have no bandagies at this point. Right,
Speaker 1: So I'm like, oh man, this is you know. But
Speaker 1: I'm in the back of the story, and so I
Speaker 1: put a little pressure on. But then I'm feeling pressure
Speaker 1: because somebody else is waiting outside for the bathroom and
Speaker 1: I can't stay in there putting pressure on my wounds
Speaker 1: and I got two arms. I have two legs, and
Speaker 1: so I had to put pressure on both. It was
Speaker 1: like unreal, um and so I I. What I did
Speaker 1: is I put on the right foot because it was
Speaker 1: on the side, So I put some tissue on the
Speaker 1: foot and I so I tried to wrap the other
Speaker 1: my leg. I tried to wrap with the toilet paper
Speaker 1: and uh, so I walk out of there. They must
Speaker 1: have thought I was like homeless or something. I've got
Speaker 1: a toilet paper wrapped around my foot my leg and uh,
Speaker 1: and I walked out. It was surreal. I don't know
Speaker 1: how many people have been injured buying Marianera sauce at
Speaker 1: at Trader Joe's. But I felt like a complete jackass, Danny.
Speaker 1: So that was my interesting trip to the store. Lucky
Speaker 1: that that jar didn't land on your foot. Well, I
Speaker 1: thought maybe I would have actually been in better shape
Speaker 1: because maybe my foot it would have bounced off. But
Speaker 1: you are it is possible. You are correct that if
Speaker 1: it hit my foot, I would have actually had to
Speaker 1: go to the hospital to get stitches, which uh and
Speaker 1: the other part of that, Danny, I had to walk home.
Speaker 1: I didn't walk home. I drove home and then I
Speaker 1: had to explain to my wife that I injured myself
Speaker 1: and I needed some medical attention by going to Trader
Speaker 1: Joe's that I injured. What do you do? And I
Speaker 1: was like, yo, so it's a big and she she
Speaker 1: then tried to make me feel better by explaining she
Speaker 1: had spilled some eggs at Costco. But eggs don't cut
Speaker 1: your foot or you're you know, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It's not the same man. Thank your body just ruined
Speaker 1: Marinara sauce for me and all the listeners, because every
Speaker 1: time I see a jar of that now, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: think of you in the bathroom knocking on the door. Well,
Speaker 1: the cut thing. Normally, when you get cut, you feel
Speaker 1: the cut. I didn't really feel the cut, and I thought, oh,
Speaker 1: I must have missed that Marianera and uh no, no,
Speaker 1: that's not Marianara. That's that's blood, that's the that's the
Speaker 1: red stuff. One of the most uncomfortable feelings is when
Speaker 1: you're using a public bathroom, like at the back of
Speaker 1: a grocery store, and it's for one person only. You
Speaker 1: locked the door, and when you feel the presence of
Speaker 1: someone out there, they keep jiggling the handle, They keep
Speaker 1: knocking on the door. They even ask is someone anyone
Speaker 1: in there? And it's like, man, you're trying to handle
Speaker 1: your business, leave me alone. Yeah. Well, and now even
Speaker 1: it's even worse now because in a lot of California
Speaker 1: there's no men's and women's room. I'm a traditionalist. I
Speaker 1: believe in men's and women's but now they just have
Speaker 1: uh whatever, say who you ever used the bathroom? Don't matter?
Speaker 1: You know that, those kind of things. So one person
Speaker 1: at you just got men and women pounding on the
Speaker 1: door exactly exactly. So that was it. So I guess
Speaker 1: that was pulling a Maller, But that was not the
Speaker 1: pulling a Miller story that we have for you. That
Speaker 1: was that was just the warm up act to the
Speaker 1: main event here. Yeah, you haven't heard about this. And
Speaker 1: the reason why I call it pulling a Mallard figuratively
Speaker 1: and literally pulling a Maller. So the start of Labor
Speaker 1: Day weekend, you know, I did have to work at
Speaker 1: the f s Our studios. My girl and I we
Speaker 1: were kind of thinking, like, man, what should we make
Speaker 1: some plans. It's gonna be a hundred and five degrees everywhere,
Speaker 1: there's gonna be traffic. But you know, maybe on Monday
Speaker 1: at least we can go somewhere for a little while
Speaker 1: and do something. So we're kind of playing it by air.
Speaker 1: We didn't make any official plans, and good thing we didn't,
Speaker 1: because the first day of the Labor Day weekend, she's
Speaker 1: eating that Ezekiel bread. Have you heard of that? I,
Speaker 1: off the top of my head, I have not. Is
Speaker 1: this some kind of gluten thing? A very healthy, expensive bread? Okay,
Speaker 1: and it's got a bunch of seeds all over it.
Speaker 1: Even after toasting it, it tastes like a piece of paper.
Speaker 1: Oh that's not I mean, I've never eaten a piece
Speaker 1: of paper, but I would imagine that's what eating a
Speaker 1: piece of paper like like rye bread has seeds on it.
Speaker 1: But it's that's that's got some flavor to it. This
Speaker 1: just is nothing. It's no flavor. And yeah, if you
Speaker 1: google Ezekiel bread you'll take a look at it. And Ben,
Speaker 1: she's had a tooth problem for almost a year now.
Speaker 1: One of our wisdom teeth had a crack in it,
Speaker 1: and the Dennists took a look at it. Look, you're
Speaker 1: gonna need to get this wisdom too yanked out a
Speaker 1: s a P. So she pulled a Mallard Because she
Speaker 1: let it go for months and months and months. It
Speaker 1: was like, yes, I'll get to it. I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: to it. I know it's gonna cost a lot of money,
Speaker 1: but eventually I'll get to the wisdom teeth. Well, one
Speaker 1: of the seeds popped off the Ezekiel bread and got
Speaker 1: caught back there, created a nerve issue writhing in pain
Speaker 1: all of a sudden turned into a dental emergency. Yes,
Speaker 1: And I told her, I said, wow, this sounds exactly
Speaker 1: like Ben Mallor's story on one of the past Part guests.
Speaker 1: She had to get ahold of an emergency. Dentist put
Speaker 1: her on antibiotics immediately, and you know what comes next, Ben, Oh,
Speaker 1: it's the worst man. I feel. I feel her agony
Speaker 1: and and you had to go through it as it
Speaker 1: wasn't your mouth, but you had to live with the
Speaker 1: It's nobody wants you to say when you were in
Speaker 1: a relationship and the other person's in agony, it's not
Speaker 1: I it sucks, right, it's terrible. That's when you offered
Speaker 1: to do an extra shift at your job. You know
Speaker 1: what that bill was what the price tag on that was? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess I got some money here. Yes, Oh you
Speaker 1: should have saw that final bill, Holy ship. Did they
Speaker 1: tell you did they say, well, we'll try to get
Speaker 1: some of the money from your insurance. Did they give
Speaker 1: you that line to the yes, yes, they gave her
Speaker 1: that line. Hopefully insurance will cover some of this. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: they gonna cover none of that. We're trying to recover
Speaker 1: from that. Tuesday night, she's starting to feel a little
Speaker 1: bit better, but you know, this is a three day
Speaker 1: healing process. Wednesday morning, we wake up Ben and her daughter,
Speaker 1: eleven year old Chloe, who has appeared on this very
Speaker 1: podcast before, had part of her adult tooth come out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she had a chip tooth and her dentist had bonded
Speaker 1: it back together. My TENDERNI had to take the tooth
Speaker 1: that came loose and came out and put it in
Speaker 1: a bag of milk and take Chloe to the dentist
Speaker 1: on Wednesday morning. So they who told her to put
Speaker 1: it in milk? Is that what you're supposed to I
Speaker 1: didn't know that that's what you're supposed to do. You've
Speaker 1: never heard about that? No, I've never heard. Why. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you're if you're trying to save a tooth, you
Speaker 1: put it in a ziplock bag with milk. Really keeps
Speaker 1: keeps youth alive. I'm not sure how it works. Yeah,
Speaker 1: season mom, move right there. Yeah it was. So the
Speaker 1: dentist gets the zip blog bag, He's like, oh, great work.
Speaker 1: So he was able to bond it back in place.
Speaker 1: And that was a hundred and seventy dollars in comparison
Speaker 1: to thousands and thousands of the dollars of the wisdom
Speaker 1: teeth being pulled. That was a great deal. Wow. If
Speaker 1: and they don't they know why it fell out? Did
Speaker 1: she was she eating something she wasn't supposed to be
Speaker 1: eating or something? Is that they don't They don't know.
Speaker 1: Dannis thought that she was grinding her teeth in the
Speaker 1: middle of the night. Oh yeah, that's genetic. But does
Speaker 1: your does your tenderoni ride her teeth? I'm not sure
Speaker 1: you really, you don't know. You never she never fall
Speaker 1: asleep before you or you're woken up in the middle
Speaker 1: of the night. My my, my wife is a teeth rider.
Speaker 1: And I don't know. Maybe I am too. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I'm sleeping, I have no idea, but I know I am.
Speaker 1: I wake up sometimes with my teeth clenched, so I
Speaker 1: haven't noticed her because I'm too busy grinding my own
Speaker 1: like I have. Sometimes I'm a terrible sleeper. My wife's
Speaker 1: a very good sleeper, and I'll be awake, you know,
Speaker 1: messing on my phone because I can't sleep, and she'll
Speaker 1: be sleeping, and all I have to like elbow her
Speaker 1: because I think she's going to grind her teeth away,
Speaker 1: like it's like me. But I didn't know it was
Speaker 1: something you could hear in your significant if it's if
Speaker 1: they're really getting into the grinding. Definitely definitely hear it.
Speaker 1: All right, You're like, that wasn't in your dating profile? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the things you learned later on, the things that pop up,
Speaker 1: you know, it's fine. That's why they invented your plus.
Speaker 1: All right. So, uh, one more thing over the weekend. Now,
Speaker 1: I got a phone call. My wife had another one
Speaker 1: of these big party things, and so I was, of course, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: dragged into it. But my wife gets a call at
Speaker 1: the party and it was Marlin's man who calls me up,
Speaker 1: calls her up? What is he doing calling you? And
Speaker 1: so we were at this big you know, big shin
Speaker 1: dig my wife had put together and I could do
Speaker 1: a whole hour on that, but I don't want to
Speaker 1: bore you with that. So Marlin's man he tried calling me.
Speaker 1: I didn't answer my phone. So his name is Lawrence.
Speaker 1: He then he called her to get ahold of me
Speaker 1: your emergency contact. Yeah, I wouldn't you just text me
Speaker 1: and get back to you, but not like he called me.
Speaker 1: Whatever they find you really want to get a hold of.
Speaker 1: I'm honored that he celebrity fan like Marlin's man, I
Speaker 1: want to get hold So he he gets ahold of
Speaker 1: me and he says, hey, I'm in San Diego. I
Speaker 1: meant is that del mar He's a big horse guy.
Speaker 1: And he says, I'm driving up to l A right now.
Speaker 1: I'm on I five, I'm driving up the coast. I'm
Speaker 1: driving up to l A. I'm going to the Dodger
Speaker 1: game this on Saturdays. I'm going to dodge a game
Speaker 1: on Sunday night. They're playing the podres you want to go?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm thinking about it, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's a work night. Usually I don't go
Speaker 1: out and work nights. I gotta get ready for the show. Uh.
Speaker 1: And then I was like and I was like, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, and so I thought about it. About five
Speaker 1: seconds later I said, hell, yes, So I made my
Speaker 1: return behind the velvet ropes. I was very excited. V
Speaker 1: I p status one percenter, spoiled, rotten, all the food
Speaker 1: you could possibly want to eat. But then I looked
Speaker 1: on my way as I was getting ready for the game,
Speaker 1: I looked for the at the forecast because it's very hot,
Speaker 1: and I was like, holy crap on a cracker, it was.
Speaker 1: It was so it was gonna be like a hundred
Speaker 1: something agrees on my phone. I was like, well, maybe
Speaker 1: that's wrong. It was hotter than Popeye's because we're talking
Speaker 1: Dante's Inferno. I got to the Dodger Stadium parking lot.
Speaker 1: It was a hundred nights. I've gone to Dodger Stadium
Speaker 1: for a long time. I'll date myself if I say
Speaker 1: how long I've gone to Dodger Stadium. I had never
Speaker 1: seen it that hot at Dodger Stadium. It was insane.
Speaker 1: I mean it was. It was so hot like if
Speaker 1: Optimus Prime had been in the parking lot, he would
Speaker 1: have transformed into an air condition. It was insane the
Speaker 1: level heat, but it was great to see Marlins Man
Speaker 1: and I had a good time and I was fitzing
Speaker 1: to the cow hide there the Dodgers won, Marlin's Man,
Speaker 1: me and UH, couple of random women who were attractive
Speaker 1: that Marlin's Man invited as well, bunch of hookers and
Speaker 1: we were all hanging out, talking ball and hanging the
Speaker 1: and just you know, breathe. So you were at the
Speaker 1: game where Trace Thompson hit a monster home run. That
Speaker 1: is correct, yes, and the Dodgers offense was clicking and
Speaker 1: the Padres came back, made it a little closer and
Speaker 1: then then ended up Dodgers pulled away and UH and
Speaker 1: got the win. So that was cool and lasting the backscratcher.
Speaker 1: Help us out on this. It's the last, but it's
Speaker 1: it's probably the most important, probably the most important. So
Speaker 1: go to the Apple podcast page. It's in the description
Speaker 1: on this podcast. Danny G's been great. We need you
Speaker 1: to help us out righte a nice review, Tell a
Speaker 1: friend and we have one review. We'll take one a week.
Speaker 1: We'd like two a week, but one a week is good. Yep,
Speaker 1: this very podcast. Go into the description. There is a
Speaker 1: link click on the link page down a little bit,
Speaker 1: you'll see our big overall rating and then it says
Speaker 1: write a review and you just click on that. David
Speaker 1: wrote in from Louisville. Every time I think of Louisville,
Speaker 1: I think of my child that I had a Louisville
Speaker 1: Slugger and I thought I was the coolest kid in
Speaker 1: Little league because I had a Louisville Slugger and uh
Speaker 1: and it was. It was very neat. And I remember
Speaker 1: they I used to go to baseball bat night at
Speaker 1: the ballpark and they had the Louisville Slugger logo as
Speaker 1: a kid. I don't think they do that anymore, but
Speaker 1: for hoodlum reasons. But anyway, David and Louisville, right so,
Speaker 1: and he says, I listened every night for years. I
Speaker 1: took a new position. Haven't been able to listen for
Speaker 1: about four years. I just found the podcast. This guy's
Speaker 1: got four years he missed the show. Danny just found
Speaker 1: the podcast going through all the episodes. Five stars. He says,
Speaker 1: good job, Ben and Danny g So thank you, David.
Speaker 1: You have a lot of content to catch up on
Speaker 1: from the archive of work. And the most amazing thing
Speaker 1: and you can verify this, Danny g The largest audience
Speaker 1: we've ever had in the history of Fox Sports Radio
Speaker 1: was in the summer of springing summer of when the
Speaker 1: world shut down because of COVID. We continued to broadcast
Speaker 1: and we had amazing downloads. So we'll get out on that.
Speaker 1: Anything to promote Danny back in the magic radio box
Speaker 1: yourself sat today on this wonderful Saturday. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: last Saturday I talked about how Jonas Knocks was in
Speaker 1: from eleven am to one pm West Coast time. That
Speaker 1: is his new Saturday time slot for the Jonas Knox Show.
Speaker 1: Oh cool. Yeah, And I'm gonna get to be producing
Speaker 1: that on Saturdays. I got a thing about dead bodies.
Speaker 1: I'll be in there early at eleven am and then
Speaker 1: I'll stay all the way into the evening hours. So
Speaker 1: turn on Fox Sports Radio with the I Heart Media app. Yeah,
Speaker 1: every football season, every time, every year. I've been in
Speaker 1: radio a long time, but sports radio, the lineup usually
Speaker 1: changes for football. For the NFL, they'll make some man
Speaker 1: in college and there's some big sponsors now on the
Speaker 1: weekend programming and all that, so it's things are going.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right. We have a new studio sponsor too.
Speaker 1: That's right, we've got the greatest rack in radio. So
Speaker 1: all right, have a great day and don't forget mail
Speaker 1: bag on Sunday. Hey, we will talk to you then.
Speaker 1: Asta pasta. I gotta murder, Gotta go.