1 00:00:02,279 --> 00:00:05,080 Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's 2 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:08,360 Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today. The subject is my husband 3 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:11,680 Speaker 1: won't let me out of his sight. We'll get into that, 4 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:13,960 Speaker 1: but right now it is time for the nephew in 5 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:16,079 Speaker 1: the prank phone call what you got for us today? Now? 6 00:00:16,239 --> 00:00:21,119 Speaker 1: What you got? Uh? This title is I want my 7 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:28,600 Speaker 1: money back? I want my money back? All right? Okaybody 8 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:32,560 Speaker 1: got it in? Let's go. Can't do I need to 9 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:36,800 Speaker 1: speak to the felicihap? Okay? Who is this? This right here? 10 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:39,400 Speaker 1: Is clean? All right? This is Glen. I need this 11 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,760 Speaker 1: is brother clear and I speak to It's the feliceihap. 12 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:44,360 Speaker 1: But I have complease, Okay, sir? How did you get 13 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:46,159 Speaker 1: my number? I got to a number for one of 14 00:00:46,159 --> 00:00:48,600 Speaker 1: the deacons at the church. Okay what deacon was that? 15 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:50,360 Speaker 1: I don't even know the think of name. I'm out. 16 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:52,720 Speaker 1: Listen what I'm trying to ask you. I'm trying to 17 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:55,840 Speaker 1: ask you. Can you reimburse me for some money that 18 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:58,000 Speaker 1: I put in church on Sunday? Okay? Well, can you 19 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:01,040 Speaker 1: just calm down just a little, please, sir? I'm look 20 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:04,480 Speaker 1: are you the financial person at the church can do 21 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:06,680 Speaker 1: for you? I'm trying to get my money back that 22 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:09,680 Speaker 1: I put in church on Sunday. I put a hundred 23 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:12,000 Speaker 1: dollars in church on Sunday, and I'm trying to get 24 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,920 Speaker 1: my hundred dollars back from your heart. I gave from 25 00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:18,160 Speaker 1: my heart what I thought was gonna happen, but it 26 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:22,280 Speaker 1: didn't happen. Okam, help help me, help you what you mean? 27 00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:25,440 Speaker 1: Did what didn't happen? What did happen? Sir? Okay? Pastor 28 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:28,560 Speaker 1: wasn't there. Pastor was not there on Sunday, and y'all 29 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:33,240 Speaker 1: had this guest minister come in who I didn't like 30 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:37,039 Speaker 1: him at all. But the dog on the offering was 31 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:39,839 Speaker 1: before he even got up to preach, so I didn't 32 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:42,680 Speaker 1: already gave my offering, which was a hundred dollars, And 33 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:46,160 Speaker 1: then I didn't even know Pastor what now you know 34 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:48,920 Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So here I am giving a hundred dollars. 35 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,080 Speaker 1: I'm thinking, I know I'm gonna get the word when 36 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:54,080 Speaker 1: Pastor there. But y'all put this dude up. He's coming 37 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:56,360 Speaker 1: from Don't nobody come from the book of Ruth. No 38 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:59,160 Speaker 1: mo he he was at Ruth the Vinicus. He was 39 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:01,960 Speaker 1: all over the place. I want to get my hundred 40 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,680 Speaker 1: dollars back. I ain't giving to that. Do you not 41 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:06,600 Speaker 1: read the bulletin? I mean, how often do you even 42 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:08,960 Speaker 1: come to church? I come to church often. I mean, 43 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:11,120 Speaker 1: what what these guys to do with anything? When if 44 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:13,160 Speaker 1: you were coming up often and read the bulletins, so 45 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:15,560 Speaker 1: you would have known that pastor took a vacation. He 46 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:20,200 Speaker 1: took a vacation, so so everybody knew he wasn't gonna 47 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:22,400 Speaker 1: be there. Yes, and the regulars, the people that come 48 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:25,200 Speaker 1: regulated church, they know that, sir. Okay, Well I didn't 49 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:27,040 Speaker 1: know that. So I need I need to get I 50 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,160 Speaker 1: need to get my money back, Okay, but I need 51 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:32,600 Speaker 1: you to do though it's calmed down. I'm coming. I'm 52 00:02:32,639 --> 00:02:34,680 Speaker 1: just trying to say I want to get my hunter dollar. 53 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:37,639 Speaker 1: I'm not giving that sermon I got on Sunday. I'm 54 00:02:37,639 --> 00:02:39,679 Speaker 1: not giving the hundred dollar for that. Well, so I 55 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:42,000 Speaker 1: cannot give you a hundred dollars back, Okay, we don't 56 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,480 Speaker 1: do no refund checks. I can't do that. Okay. I 57 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:46,120 Speaker 1: have to wait to pass to get back in because 58 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:47,839 Speaker 1: two people have to sign the checks. I can't even 59 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:49,880 Speaker 1: do that for you, sir. A matter of fact, I'm 60 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:52,280 Speaker 1: not even at work right now. Okay, So I'm not 61 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 1: gonna get my hundred dollars back. Okay, sir, why don't 62 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,480 Speaker 1: you just call the church on tomorrow and then we 63 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:00,560 Speaker 1: can go from there. Okay, I'm not calling not calling 64 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:02,520 Speaker 1: the church tomorrow. I'll tell you what. You know what? 65 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:04,280 Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna come up 66 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:06,720 Speaker 1: there tom all and you're gonna give me my hundred dollars. 67 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:09,200 Speaker 1: Either it's in a check or it's in cash. But 68 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:12,680 Speaker 1: you submissed our sister Felicia Patterson. You're gonna give me 69 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:17,720 Speaker 1: my damn money. I say, what did you just cuss me? 70 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:21,480 Speaker 1: I just told you that come tomorrow, I'm coming up 71 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:24,080 Speaker 1: there to get my damn hundred dollars. Whether it's in 72 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:26,320 Speaker 1: a check or whether it's in cash, I don't care 73 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:28,560 Speaker 1: what it see. Let me tell you something, sir, you 74 00:03:28,639 --> 00:03:31,360 Speaker 1: ain't getting nothing from us. I dare you call he 75 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:34,560 Speaker 1: and cuss me asking for some money back? You don't, man, 76 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:36,360 Speaker 1: You're giving your money from your heart and done, not 77 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,280 Speaker 1: a hark death, teaching the way to God. You get 78 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:41,360 Speaker 1: because you love God. You ever thought to me like that, 79 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:43,440 Speaker 1: I'll step you, Nick Jim, and you you know what 80 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:46,600 Speaker 1: you better be glad. This ain't twenty years ago, cause 81 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:51,800 Speaker 1: I'll accusto you from chuse. But he's saying, because you 82 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:53,839 Speaker 1: know what, I ain't no cush you, But I tell 83 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:56,680 Speaker 1: you what I will do, young man. I see you 84 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:59,320 Speaker 1: what you say your name is again? I'm brother Glenn, 85 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,560 Speaker 1: are the glad? When I see you, I'm gonna give 86 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:05,800 Speaker 1: you the fell of ship? Do you hit me? Did 87 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:08,720 Speaker 1: you come on from something? Because that's how you think? God? People? 88 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:10,880 Speaker 1: You have been talking to me ignorance. I picked up 89 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:13,120 Speaker 1: the phone. You ain't saying Hi, man? He doing? Man? 90 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:15,600 Speaker 1: Keep having that made you just start coming hiding at me. 91 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:17,880 Speaker 1: You don't talk to people like that. You don't even 92 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 1: sound like a question. You don't do that. Don't you 93 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:24,600 Speaker 1: hit me? Now? You want something? People? You ask? That's 94 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,800 Speaker 1: what the words that you have? Not? Because you ask not? 95 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:29,720 Speaker 1: You don't call your howling at me? Don't you have me? 96 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,719 Speaker 1: I can't hear you come call here cussing at me? 97 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:39,280 Speaker 1: Oh Lord help me? Can I since the policia? Can 98 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,480 Speaker 1: I say? I mean? I just want to tell you 99 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:44,400 Speaker 1: your man? Could I say something? You can't say nothing 100 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:46,400 Speaker 1: to me? But do you know what you need to do? 101 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:51,120 Speaker 1: Go get you some manns. Yes, yes, yes, ma'am. But 102 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:52,440 Speaker 1: I but it's one more thing. I just wanted to 103 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:57,320 Speaker 1: say you ain't no more thing. Ain't no one more thing, Okay, 104 00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:59,240 Speaker 1: but I just I just wanted to tell you this 105 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:02,960 Speaker 1: since the police I wanted told you you ain't got 106 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:05,880 Speaker 1: to tell me, yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am, but I want 107 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:09,200 Speaker 1: to say this though. This is nephew Tommy from the 108 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:13,599 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend's sister Doris got me 109 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:23,840 Speaker 1: to prank phone call you. Oh god, who I am 110 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:28,200 Speaker 1: going to get Doris? Yes, I am Tommy. Y's all 111 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:32,599 Speaker 1: Stephen with you. No, no, ma'am, no, ma'am. Steve is 112 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:37,840 Speaker 1: out of here with me. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm 113 00:05:37,839 --> 00:05:41,680 Speaker 1: gonna need to have a pride. And Mama was, yeah, 114 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:43,840 Speaker 1: I got to be private care nobody here, but I 115 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:46,560 Speaker 1: got to share with her. Yeah, it's gonna be me, 116 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:50,240 Speaker 1: her and the lost sister. Policia. See so is she 117 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:54,920 Speaker 1: say my girlfriend is blessed, highly favored, saved, And she said, 118 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:57,320 Speaker 1: I want you to see if you can push her button. 119 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:00,560 Speaker 1: I didn't, Policia. You you you wrote it out. I'm 120 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,240 Speaker 1: gonna tell you, but but you let me ask you 121 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:05,719 Speaker 1: something though twenty years ago, you you you, it had 122 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:09,719 Speaker 1: been a little different. Oh, twenty years ago, how to 123 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:13,880 Speaker 1: pick you up and dropped you back down, looked at 124 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:16,200 Speaker 1: you and walks all you after I got to cussing 125 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:19,159 Speaker 1: you out, But that was twenty years ago. Thank the 126 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:28,160 Speaker 1: Lord for then. Oh my legs there taking something the polician. 127 00:06:28,279 --> 00:06:31,120 Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, what is the baddest and I 128 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:34,760 Speaker 1: mean the baddest radio show in the land. Oh, I 129 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:44,760 Speaker 1: must say the Steed Harvey Morning Show. Tell me. The 130 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:48,480 Speaker 1: thing I liked about it was she turned into a 131 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:55,000 Speaker 1: real grown woman. She turned into somebody on somebody grandmama, 132 00:06:55,120 --> 00:07:01,520 Speaker 1: and was you me, yes, do you hear me call 133 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:05,080 Speaker 1: here talking to nobody like that? But then she scared 134 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:07,560 Speaker 1: you though, you turned into a little humble as you 135 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:14,560 Speaker 1: weren't even the prank of no more. Yes, ma'am, Tommy, 136 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:18,080 Speaker 1: she got so she turned it to that lady to 137 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,920 Speaker 1: live on the block where everybody respected. I don't care 138 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:27,480 Speaker 1: what you do, Jefferson, come outside, yes, ma'am throwing footballs 139 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:32,280 Speaker 1: up here on poaches. Yes, ma'am, you straighten how to 140 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:38,160 Speaker 1: straighten up? Quick boy to Tommy, that's the most humble 141 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:42,200 Speaker 1: i've ever seen you. You actually got scared of the 142 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:46,880 Speaker 1: Yes man, man, ma'am. Can I say tothing? You can't 143 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:50,480 Speaker 1: take nothing that's to me. You knew it was time 144 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:55,480 Speaker 1: to end. You need the why the God? That's what yes, ma'am, Yes, ma'am. 145 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:59,080 Speaker 1: What you say your name and what it is when 146 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:04,640 Speaker 1: I see you're gonna get your full raffle a shipping 147 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:10,640 Speaker 1: word this right here, she saying, because I'm saved, I'm 148 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:16,800 Speaker 1: gonna tell you right now, you go get cussed out. 149 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:21,760 Speaker 1: Mr Doris, I have developed like that ship. I don't 150 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:23,680 Speaker 1: think i'd ever see it. I don't think i'd ever 151 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:26,000 Speaker 1: see it. But then there are the time when you 152 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:30,320 Speaker 1: need to pull up. And that was that was you 153 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:35,400 Speaker 1: hear me calling. You've been talking to me crazy since 154 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:44,520 Speaker 1: your call. There is a line that you lie. I 155 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:47,679 Speaker 1: didn't call in and say how you're doing? What pays 156 00:08:47,679 --> 00:08:49,840 Speaker 1: your Lord you to say? Your started in on it 157 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:55,760 Speaker 1: from the time. She needs some manners. I love her 158 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:59,080 Speaker 1: to All of you are sanctified and feel with the 159 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:02,120 Speaker 1: Holy Spirit. If you and Beaumont, Texas are around the way, 160 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:05,079 Speaker 1: the food is coming to town. That's Saturday night, baby. 161 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:08,160 Speaker 1: March nineteenth, the nephew. At is that the Julie Rogers 162 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:12,080 Speaker 1: Theater he gets on, See right, nice, stupid, it's on 163 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:15,439 Speaker 1: the way. Well we got him right here too, Coming 164 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:19,079 Speaker 1: up next, srubbery and better subject. My husband won't let 165 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,080 Speaker 1: me out of his sight. We'll get into that right 166 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:24,880 Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.