WEBVTT - Church Parking Lot

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter forward today subject

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<v Speaker 1>his goal is to please me. I'll say it again,

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<v Speaker 1>his goal is to please me. That is the subject

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<v Speaker 1>of today's strawberry letter. But right now, Nephew is here

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<v Speaker 1>with today's prank phone call. What do you have for us?

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<v Speaker 1>Goal is my goal is to prank you. That's my goal.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, it's time and we're gonna do this prank

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<v Speaker 1>right in the middle of the church parking lot. Seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>the church people, you can't park here. Let's get it

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<v Speaker 1>kept down. Let's go to the church parking lot. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>this is oh yeah Brendan. Hey, I'm trying to reach you.

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing, uh? Brand? I want to make sure

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<v Speaker 1>I got the right person. You're the person that you

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<v Speaker 1>work at. The First of all, I go to uh

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<v Speaker 1>my name, my name Calvin, Brother Calvin. But I go

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<v Speaker 1>to uh sat Missionary Baptist Church where you yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>everything everything's fine up. Well, I got a little issue

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm trying to get to the bottom of it. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>You work in the before service start. You you work

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<v Speaker 1>in the parking lot one, yeah, and you tell people

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<v Speaker 1>what the park and stuff, right right right? What are

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<v Speaker 1>you looking for some employment? You want to you want

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<v Speaker 1>to join us? No, no, no, I want to see

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<v Speaker 1>the issue I got. Man, I've been dealing with this

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<v Speaker 1>probably about the last two months. Nine. Okay, hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to tea. So the problem is when I

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<v Speaker 1>come to the church last couple of months, man, I've

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<v Speaker 1>been I've been coming like my my my, my regular

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<v Speaker 1>card and broke down on me. So I had I

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<v Speaker 1>got an old van that I've been to that. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I got an old van and I've been

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<v Speaker 1>using to get around in. So now for the last

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<v Speaker 1>two months, I've been riding in it when I come

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<v Speaker 1>into the church. You know you and I find out

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<v Speaker 1>who you were. But you keep sending me to the

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<v Speaker 1>back of the parking lot. And then but you know

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<v Speaker 1>I noticed, now, no, bro, not on the reel. So

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<v Speaker 1>you're sending me to the back, and I'm noticing when

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<v Speaker 1>I see cars. That's like two thousand, teen and two thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll listen. We we don't have no uh set place

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<v Speaker 1>where we put model car. You know, I just I

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<v Speaker 1>just direct the traffic. Brother. Okay, So so you're trying

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<v Speaker 1>to tell me for the last two months. You just

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<v Speaker 1>direct traffic. But you got but you directed me to

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<v Speaker 1>the back every time, but a car behind me or

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<v Speaker 1>car in front of me, it'll be going to the front.

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<v Speaker 1>Where you getting this information from me? I just I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't seen you man or send people to the front

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<v Speaker 1>to park. I haven't seen you do no. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>just I just put you know, the bigger vehicles in

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<v Speaker 1>the in the back and uh certain you know it's

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<v Speaker 1>really no scatter if if you come in, I just

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<v Speaker 1>I just direct you to the right of the left.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really nothing to it. Really, So you're not trying

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<v Speaker 1>to say so. So my my van being a raggedy

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<v Speaker 1>ain't the reason why I'm being bro. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I know That's not what we're about. Now, Okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sorry you feel that way. I mean, so I guess

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<v Speaker 1>this Sunday, Yeah, let me let me. I'm gonna tell

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<v Speaker 1>you about this Sunday. No. No, I'm gonna tell you

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<v Speaker 1>right now when my van pull up there Sunday, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna tell you right now. If I get sent to

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<v Speaker 1>the back, I'm gonna tell you right now, it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be gonna No, it's gonna be a problem if I

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<v Speaker 1>get sent to the back. Now, you don't have to

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<v Speaker 1>cust for it. Just just calm down. It's it's not

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<v Speaker 1>it's not that serious. No, it is that serious. Cause

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<v Speaker 1>see what's already. I know I got a ragged ass man,

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<v Speaker 1>I know that. I know that, but I do see

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<v Speaker 1>that's the reason why I'm getting sent to the back.

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<v Speaker 1>And I know it because the car I had been foul.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all were sending me up front. So already. No, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just saying I'm telling you right now, Brandon, I'm telling

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<v Speaker 1>you right now, it's gonna be a problem if I

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<v Speaker 1>get sent to the back. Brother. You just singled me out.

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<v Speaker 1>And no, no, you know I didn't single you out.

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<v Speaker 1>You you are the person that has been sending me

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<v Speaker 1>to the back, Dude, No I haven't. Hey, man, why

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<v Speaker 1>do you keep Why why are you sending Why are

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<v Speaker 1>you accusing me? I ain't got because I didn't seen it. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you are. You're calling me. You're calling me out of

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<v Speaker 1>the blue, and you're accused me of something that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not doing it. Now, you just sent my ragged ass

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<v Speaker 1>bay into the back. You didn't done it. You didn't

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<v Speaker 1>done it. Two months straight Brendan, you have done it, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>yes you haven't. You send all the pretty cards up front,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what you're doing. But I tell you what comes

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<v Speaker 1>suddenly gonna be prow you threaten me. I mean now,

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<v Speaker 1>now listen, we we we can meet up at it.

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<v Speaker 1>We can meet up before any cards get there. How

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<v Speaker 1>about that. I don't care how you want to do it,

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<v Speaker 1>but you actually do know how you want to do

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<v Speaker 1>so bring it then. Okay, I'm letting you know my card,

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<v Speaker 1>my van gonna build up front comes it's me and you.

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<v Speaker 1>How about that you want you want? You want to

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<v Speaker 1>talk tough tony stuff. Oh okay, so you are you

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<v Speaker 1>sweating all up? Now? You all right now like you

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<v Speaker 1>already did, so I guess I'm matching. Okay, Well, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna call listen, brother, brother, listen, you're not gonna call

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<v Speaker 1>my phone and threaten me and tell me what you

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<v Speaker 1>what you think I did? When I didn't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I told you, man, you've been sending me to the

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<v Speaker 1>damn back man. We passed what you thought. Okay, what

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<v Speaker 1>it is? No, it's what I know. It's what I know, Brendan,

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<v Speaker 1>It's what I know. Okay, you didn't you didn't see

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<v Speaker 1>you right now? Okay, you know you know what you

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<v Speaker 1>got working. I'll tell you what you come Sunday. That's yours.

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<v Speaker 1>No no, no, no, no, no no about what you're

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<v Speaker 1>doing right now? What you mean what I'm doing right now?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm at work right now. Oh so you at work

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<v Speaker 1>calling me about some bull parking spot? Oh okay, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>look at the custom Christian, Now look at you know,

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<v Speaker 1>look at the custom you know no, no matter of

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<v Speaker 1>fact you Okay, if you want to do something, let's

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<v Speaker 1>do it now, parking lot. I don't I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll be yet. Okay. That's one thing you're not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do is disrespect me. I'm telling you that right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Brother Calvin, you bring him, fold you like a wet

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<v Speaker 1>piece of paper. You don't know who you Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't been locked up six seven years. I'm just being

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<v Speaker 1>a child, try and get my life together. And you

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<v Speaker 1>think you're just gonna talk to me. You got another

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<v Speaker 1>thing coming, brother, I'm gonna tell you that right now.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you want to get it all, meet me

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<v Speaker 1>in the parking lot right now. I get you an

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<v Speaker 1>already get there tonight. Now you're trying to scare me

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<v Speaker 1>with your with your background. I'm no, you're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>scare me with your background or something like ever, then

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<v Speaker 1>you I ain't know you have been in jail. What's

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<v Speaker 1>the wrong one. I'm just gonna say this. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>know Lester that that also he also had the cars parking?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you try buy yourself out of this now you're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about I know Lester? Okay, okay, Lester is the

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<v Speaker 1>person to tell me to call you. This is nephew

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<v Speaker 1>Timmy from the Steve Harby Morning. Brenda, your boy and

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<v Speaker 1>Lester in the parking lot got me the frin I

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<v Speaker 1>brought the lot down out of you? Man? Did I

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<v Speaker 1>bring the lockdown out of strangle? Le y'all got me

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<v Speaker 1>out here talking reckless? I should passed over here this

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<v Speaker 1>hanging there, bro, and and do this for me. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>tell me this. What is the baddest and I mean

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<v Speaker 1>the baddest radio show in the land. Man, It's Steve

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<v Speaker 1>Harvey Radio. Man. Hey man, if you see somebody Sunday

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<v Speaker 1>pull up in a van showing some love, baby, showing

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<v Speaker 1>some love, I might have to call out this week,

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<v Speaker 1>but my heart can't take it. That church parking lot

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<v Speaker 1>instead of you just bringing them to water. They out

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<v Speaker 1>in the heat and chose that ministry car. They chose

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<v Speaker 1>that minutebody asked you to take no mintry. I didn't heat.

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<v Speaker 1>It's your different minutes. Something you don't bring, y'all. War

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. Listen, I'm gonna be a with Thans

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<v Speaker 1>the Blues and Jared Supper Club Labor Day weekend Friday

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<v Speaker 1>and Saturday. Two shows Friday to show Saturday, September the seventh,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right, September the seven. I will be at Greenville,

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<v Speaker 1>North Carolina, at the Greenville Convention Center, And tickets are

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<v Speaker 1>on sale running right now, and they running like hot cakes.

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<v Speaker 1>You understand I'm saying, because the nephew, it's coming to town.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, one more week of me taping my second

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<v Speaker 1>season of Ready to Love. I'm almost through taping, y'all. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>and let me tell you what. I can't tell you

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<v Speaker 1>nothing about Ready to Love. You got the tuning in, Jay,

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<v Speaker 1>But I will tell you this, Jay, that first TV

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<v Speaker 1>show I got on Bounce Black College Queer Show, Back again,

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<v Speaker 1>Baby again, Steve. All Right, thank you, nephew, Congratulations on everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Up next, it is Today's Strawberry Letters subject his goal

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<v Speaker 1>is to please me. Yes, it is. We'll get into

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<v Speaker 1>it right after the