Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter forward today subject
Speaker 1: his goal is to please me. I'll say it again,
Speaker 1: his goal is to please me. That is the subject
Speaker 1: of today's strawberry letter. But right now, Nephew is here
Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. What do you have for us?
Speaker 1: Goal is my goal is to prank you. That's my goal.
Speaker 1: Right now, it's time and we're gonna do this prank
Speaker 1: right in the middle of the church parking lot. Seriously,
Speaker 1: the church people, you can't park here. Let's get it
Speaker 1: kept down. Let's go to the church parking lot. Hello,
Speaker 1: this is oh yeah Brendan. Hey, I'm trying to reach you.
Speaker 1: How you doing, uh? Brand? I want to make sure
Speaker 1: I got the right person. You're the person that you
Speaker 1: work at. The First of all, I go to uh
Speaker 1: my name, my name Calvin, Brother Calvin. But I go
Speaker 1: to uh sat Missionary Baptist Church where you yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: everything everything's fine up. Well, I got a little issue
Speaker 1: and I'm trying to get to the bottom of it. Now.
Speaker 1: You work in the before service start. You you work
Speaker 1: in the parking lot one, yeah, and you tell people
Speaker 1: what the park and stuff, right right right? What are
Speaker 1: you looking for some employment? You want to you want
Speaker 1: to join us? No, no, no, I want to see
Speaker 1: the issue I got. Man, I've been dealing with this
Speaker 1: probably about the last two months. Nine. Okay, hold on,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to tea. So the problem is when I
Speaker 1: come to the church last couple of months, man, I've
Speaker 1: been I've been coming like my my my, my regular
Speaker 1: card and broke down on me. So I had I
Speaker 1: got an old van that I've been to that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I got an old van and I've been
Speaker 1: using to get around in. So now for the last
Speaker 1: two months, I've been riding in it when I come
Speaker 1: into the church. You know you and I find out
Speaker 1: who you were. But you keep sending me to the
Speaker 1: back of the parking lot. And then but you know
Speaker 1: I noticed, now, no, bro, not on the reel. So
Speaker 1: you're sending me to the back, and I'm noticing when
Speaker 1: I see cars. That's like two thousand, teen and two thousand.
Speaker 1: We'll listen. We we don't have no uh set place
Speaker 1: where we put model car. You know, I just I
Speaker 1: just direct the traffic. Brother. Okay, So so you're trying
Speaker 1: to tell me for the last two months. You just
Speaker 1: direct traffic. But you got but you directed me to
Speaker 1: the back every time, but a car behind me or
Speaker 1: car in front of me, it'll be going to the front.
Speaker 1: Where you getting this information from me? I just I
Speaker 1: haven't seen you man or send people to the front
Speaker 1: to park. I haven't seen you do no. No, I
Speaker 1: just I just put you know, the bigger vehicles in
Speaker 1: the in the back and uh certain you know it's
Speaker 1: really no scatter if if you come in, I just
Speaker 1: I just direct you to the right of the left.
Speaker 1: It's really nothing to it. Really, So you're not trying
Speaker 1: to say so. So my my van being a raggedy
Speaker 1: ain't the reason why I'm being bro. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I know That's not what we're about. Now, Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry you feel that way. I mean, so I guess
Speaker 1: this Sunday, Yeah, let me let me. I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you about this Sunday. No. No, I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: right now when my van pull up there Sunday, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you right now. If I get sent to
Speaker 1: the back, I'm gonna tell you right now, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be gonna No, it's gonna be a problem if I
Speaker 1: get sent to the back. Now, you don't have to
Speaker 1: cust for it. Just just calm down. It's it's not
Speaker 1: it's not that serious. No, it is that serious. Cause
Speaker 1: see what's already. I know I got a ragged ass man,
Speaker 1: I know that. I know that, but I do see
Speaker 1: that's the reason why I'm getting sent to the back.
Speaker 1: And I know it because the car I had been foul.
Speaker 1: Y'all were sending me up front. So already. No, I'm
Speaker 1: just saying I'm telling you right now, Brandon, I'm telling
Speaker 1: you right now, it's gonna be a problem if I
Speaker 1: get sent to the back. Brother. You just singled me out.
Speaker 1: And no, no, you know I didn't single you out.
Speaker 1: You you are the person that has been sending me
Speaker 1: to the back, Dude, No I haven't. Hey, man, why
Speaker 1: do you keep Why why are you sending Why are
Speaker 1: you accusing me? I ain't got because I didn't seen it. No,
Speaker 1: you are. You're calling me. You're calling me out of
Speaker 1: the blue, and you're accused me of something that I'm
Speaker 1: not doing it. Now, you just sent my ragged ass
Speaker 1: bay into the back. You didn't done it. You didn't
Speaker 1: done it. Two months straight Brendan, you have done it, yes,
Speaker 1: yes you haven't. You send all the pretty cards up front,
Speaker 1: that's what you're doing. But I tell you what comes
Speaker 1: suddenly gonna be prow you threaten me. I mean now,
Speaker 1: now listen, we we we can meet up at it.
Speaker 1: We can meet up before any cards get there. How
Speaker 1: about that. I don't care how you want to do it,
Speaker 1: but you actually do know how you want to do
Speaker 1: so bring it then. Okay, I'm letting you know my card,
Speaker 1: my van gonna build up front comes it's me and you.
Speaker 1: How about that you want you want? You want to
Speaker 1: talk tough tony stuff. Oh okay, so you are you
Speaker 1: sweating all up? Now? You all right now like you
Speaker 1: already did, so I guess I'm matching. Okay, Well, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna call listen, brother, brother, listen, you're not gonna call
Speaker 1: my phone and threaten me and tell me what you
Speaker 1: what you think I did? When I didn't do it.
Speaker 1: I told you, man, you've been sending me to the
Speaker 1: damn back man. We passed what you thought. Okay, what
Speaker 1: it is? No, it's what I know. It's what I know, Brendan,
Speaker 1: It's what I know. Okay, you didn't you didn't see
Speaker 1: you right now? Okay, you know you know what you
Speaker 1: got working. I'll tell you what you come Sunday. That's yours.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no no about what you're
Speaker 1: doing right now? What you mean what I'm doing right now?
Speaker 1: I'm at work right now. Oh so you at work
Speaker 1: calling me about some bull parking spot? Oh okay, Oh
Speaker 1: look at the custom Christian, Now look at you know,
Speaker 1: look at the custom you know no, no matter of
Speaker 1: fact you Okay, if you want to do something, let's
Speaker 1: do it now, parking lot. I don't I don't care.
Speaker 1: We'll be yet. Okay. That's one thing you're not gonna
Speaker 1: do is disrespect me. I'm telling you that right now.
Speaker 1: Brother Calvin, you bring him, fold you like a wet
Speaker 1: piece of paper. You don't know who you Okay, I
Speaker 1: didn't been locked up six seven years. I'm just being
Speaker 1: a child, try and get my life together. And you
Speaker 1: think you're just gonna talk to me. You got another
Speaker 1: thing coming, brother, I'm gonna tell you that right now.
Speaker 1: So if you want to get it all, meet me
Speaker 1: in the parking lot right now. I get you an
Speaker 1: already get there tonight. Now you're trying to scare me
Speaker 1: with your with your background. I'm no, you're trying to
Speaker 1: scare me with your background or something like ever, then
Speaker 1: you I ain't know you have been in jail. What's
Speaker 1: the wrong one. I'm just gonna say this. Do you
Speaker 1: know Lester that that also he also had the cars parking?
Speaker 1: Would you try buy yourself out of this now you're
Speaker 1: talking about I know Lester? Okay, okay, Lester is the
Speaker 1: person to tell me to call you. This is nephew
Speaker 1: Timmy from the Steve Harby Morning. Brenda, your boy and
Speaker 1: Lester in the parking lot got me the frin I
Speaker 1: brought the lot down out of you? Man? Did I
Speaker 1: bring the lockdown out of strangle? Le y'all got me
Speaker 1: out here talking reckless? I should passed over here this
Speaker 1: hanging there, bro, and and do this for me. Man,
Speaker 1: tell me this. What is the baddest and I mean
Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land. Man, It's Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey Radio. Man. Hey man, if you see somebody Sunday
Speaker 1: pull up in a van showing some love, baby, showing
Speaker 1: some love, I might have to call out this week,
Speaker 1: but my heart can't take it. That church parking lot
Speaker 1: instead of you just bringing them to water. They out
Speaker 1: in the heat and chose that ministry car. They chose
Speaker 1: that minutebody asked you to take no mintry. I didn't heat.
Speaker 1: It's your different minutes. Something you don't bring, y'all. War
Speaker 1: in the morning. Listen, I'm gonna be a with Thans
Speaker 1: the Blues and Jared Supper Club Labor Day weekend Friday
Speaker 1: and Saturday. Two shows Friday to show Saturday, September the seventh,
Speaker 1: that's right, September the seven. I will be at Greenville,
Speaker 1: North Carolina, at the Greenville Convention Center, And tickets are
Speaker 1: on sale running right now, and they running like hot cakes.
Speaker 1: You understand I'm saying, because the nephew, it's coming to town.
Speaker 1: All right, one more week of me taping my second
Speaker 1: season of Ready to Love. I'm almost through taping, y'all. Oh,
Speaker 1: and let me tell you what. I can't tell you
Speaker 1: nothing about Ready to Love. You got the tuning in, Jay,
Speaker 1: But I will tell you this, Jay, that first TV
Speaker 1: show I got on Bounce Black College Queer Show, Back again,
Speaker 1: Baby again, Steve. All Right, thank you, nephew, Congratulations on everything.
Speaker 1: Up next, it is Today's Strawberry Letters subject his goal
Speaker 1: is to please me. Yes, it is. We'll get into
Speaker 1: it right after the