WEBVTT - #196: The Wedding Crasher and Dasher 0:00:01.120 --> 0:00:08.720 Start up. Data start up. Brooklyn Boys, start up, Brooklyn Boys, 0:00:09.400 --> 0:00:17.520 start data. They're making noise. Data up Episode one nineties six, 0:00:18.239 --> 0:00:22.120 it's the Brooklyn Boys podcast again. You could almost smell 0:00:22.200 --> 0:00:26.840 episode two, you can. What would episode two hundred smell like? 0:00:28.760 --> 0:00:31.240 Would it? Would it? Would it smell like Roses? No? 0:00:32.320 --> 0:00:35.159 Because Roses really smells like poop poo? According to Outcast? 0:00:35.920 --> 0:00:39.720 What about the songs? His face is that O King not? Yeah? 0:00:39.880 --> 0:00:44.160 Who's the other guy? Sinks? Roses? Post malone? Roses Roses? 0:00:44.320 --> 0:00:49.199 Roses Roses is outcast? No, it was a hit. Like 0:00:49.280 --> 0:00:53.720 I know you think y'all ship down't stink, but Roses 0:00:53.760 --> 0:00:57.160 really smell like poop poo. Come on, man, that's a 0:00:57.160 --> 0:01:01.120 classic two thousand's hits. You're right, I'm talking about st 0:01:01.200 --> 0:01:07.000 John Roses. The song Oh we played it on this podcast. 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:11.320 That was from I was from like pandemic years, the 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:16.000 Pandemic day. Yeah, you know it's so funny. Um, I 0:01:16.080 --> 0:01:18.440 know the pandemic is in the rear view um for 0:01:18.480 --> 0:01:20.800 a lot of us, just but the music that came 0:01:20.800 --> 0:01:24.240 out while everyone was in lockdown will forever be stuck 0:01:24.280 --> 0:01:28.520 in my head and it will always take me back there, 0:01:28.880 --> 0:01:32.520 like they're the song from Jason Deruloh Savage Love. Every 0:01:32.560 --> 0:01:35.640 time I hear Savage Love, I knew that was during 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:37.960 the height of the lockdown. So it always brings me 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:39.720 to a bad place. It puts me in a ship mood. 0:01:40.160 --> 0:01:42.760 Great song. I don't have that problem because I don't. 0:01:42.920 --> 0:01:45.720 I don't listen to pop music normally, right, and and 0:01:46.080 --> 0:01:48.520 and I didn't live any differently being locked up in 0:01:48.560 --> 0:01:50.560 the house. But you know, as far as well, not 0:01:50.640 --> 0:01:53.120 that I obviously lived differently, I just didn't listen to 0:01:53.280 --> 0:01:56.920 songs that that didn't affect me, right, because it's not I. 0:01:57.080 --> 0:01:59.120 I just I don't have that worry like I I 0:01:59.160 --> 0:02:01.240 don't like well, I was gonna listen to Jason Ruler 0:02:01.240 --> 0:02:07.600 either way. That's Roses song you just mentioned. Um no body, 0:02:08.200 --> 0:02:16.840 no mumble umble. That song will remind me of of 0:02:17.360 --> 0:02:20.200 the height of the lockdown, because that's when it first 0:02:20.280 --> 0:02:21.919 came out. That song will remind me of the height 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:25.120 of our podcasting during the lockdown. So what about what 0:02:25.200 --> 0:02:27.400 about songs that do take you back? Do you have 0:02:27.600 --> 0:02:30.200 songs that you could think of that will take you 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:33.600 back to a time at a place everybody does? Well, 0:02:33.600 --> 0:02:35.320 I'm not going to mention every song, but let me know, 0:02:35.480 --> 0:02:40.600 but your to your top three. No, there was like, 0:02:40.720 --> 0:02:43.480 I don't. I'm not gonna mention old songs. It's pointless. 0:02:43.520 --> 0:02:45.680 But there are songs. There are songs that will remind 0:02:45.720 --> 0:02:47.400 me of like one of the first dates I went 0:02:47.400 --> 0:02:49.720 on with my wife. There's a song that reminds me 0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:53.120 of driving on the Meadowbrook Parkway the first time I 0:02:53.200 --> 0:02:56.080 heard it and banging the steering wheel and doing air drums. 0:02:56.400 --> 0:02:58.280 So whenever I hear that song now it's a bong 0:02:58.320 --> 0:03:01.799 Jovi song, I always think of that ride the first 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:04.240 time I heard it. Right, you remember, there are songs 0:03:04.320 --> 0:03:06.440 from like when I was a kid, Top forty songs 0:03:06.480 --> 0:03:09.080 that were playing in my parents car. I will remember 0:03:09.160 --> 0:03:12.239 sitting in the back seat holding a comic book I 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:17.639 was reading. That's remembering the song and the comic and 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:20.679 the year right, and I can't remember why I walked 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:23.040 into a room. Like the song Manic Monday from the 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:26.600 Bengals will always remind me of my final TV radio 0:03:26.720 --> 0:03:31.440 project from college because I always had because we used 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:35.600 that song in something and the Manic Monday was always there. 0:03:36.000 --> 0:03:37.600 I don't know, it's just so what I'm saying is. 0:03:38.080 --> 0:03:41.400 Of course, music has that unbelievable ability, just if none 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:44.680 of the songs mattered to me that we played right. 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:46.960 And I to be honest, I was probably listening to 0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:50.040 a lot of news, a lot of talk radio, a 0:03:50.120 --> 0:03:53.280 lot of political shows because there was, you know, an 0:03:53.320 --> 0:03:56.840 election going on, so I didn't really Jason Darulo it up. 0:03:56.840 --> 0:03:59.080 I have to. I'm sorry, Jason. I'll give you one 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:04.520 more this song. Remember the song Dunne Dune Done, Dune Done, 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:09.520 and then I can't Wait by New Shoes, I can't wait. 0:04:09.760 --> 0:04:12.600 Every time I hear that song, it takes me back 0:04:13.160 --> 0:04:17.120 to my dance festival in Ps. Two o four in 0:04:17.200 --> 0:04:20.640 the sixth grade in benson Hurst where we did outside 0:04:20.720 --> 0:04:24.240 in the schoolyard a dance to that song, and that 0:04:24.360 --> 0:04:26.680 song was new at the time, and it was like 0:04:26.800 --> 0:04:29.760 groundbreaking because we were the only ones the sixth graders 0:04:29.800 --> 0:04:33.400 were allowed to use like a current hit. Everyone else 0:04:33.440 --> 0:04:36.640 had to use these like stupid songs like the may 0:04:36.720 --> 0:04:39.279 Pole dance and stuff from the nineteen thirties and forties, 0:04:39.640 --> 0:04:42.720 you know, these traditional, like weird dances. But we got 0:04:42.800 --> 0:04:45.320 to use like, oh, a current hit on the radio 0:04:45.400 --> 0:04:48.200 at that time. But I remember it was the stupidest 0:04:48.279 --> 0:04:50.599 dance ever. Um. I don't know who put it together, 0:04:50.800 --> 0:04:52.400 but but it was like you bounce up and down 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:55.320 in place and then you turn to the left and 0:04:55.400 --> 0:04:57.960 then you slide to the right, something like that. But 0:04:58.040 --> 0:05:03.040 it sounds like that time warp. It took me back. Anyway, 0:05:03.120 --> 0:05:07.719 It's just a jump to the left. Anyway. How's your Halloween? 0:05:07.800 --> 0:05:11.800 Speaking of time warp, well, Rocky Horror Pictures show. Did 0:05:11.839 --> 0:05:13.880 you I think I mentioned I was alone on Halloween? 0:05:13.960 --> 0:05:16.679 Because if I did, I should have because it sounds 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:20.640 like a horror movie. My wife went, my one remaining daughter, 0:05:20.680 --> 0:05:23.159 who lives at home, went out to a tricken treating party. 0:05:23.240 --> 0:05:24.800 She went out, she was gone for the day. She 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:26.560 went to a Halloween party and then she went trick 0:05:26.640 --> 0:05:29.360 or treating in another neighborhood. So I had the house 0:05:29.400 --> 0:05:31.680 to myself the whole night. So I had I have 0:05:31.760 --> 0:05:34.760 two giant inflatables I bought last year that I have 0:05:34.800 --> 0:05:36.680 in front of the house. So I am Halloween. E. 0:05:38.760 --> 0:05:42.320 Did you I broke out with your HALLOWEENI your HALLOWEENI out? 0:05:42.760 --> 0:05:45.800 I did not. I did not, That's what. So I 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:48.960 got the bowl ready for the bowl oh candy, and 0:05:49.080 --> 0:05:51.320 I bought a I don't know, a nine or nine 0:05:51.640 --> 0:05:55.400 nine dollar bag of mixed candy. I told you this 0:05:55.560 --> 0:05:57.600 last week. My my daughter wanted a specific bag because 0:05:57.640 --> 0:06:01.680 she'd eat the leftovers the sack, this big sack trial 0:06:01.800 --> 0:06:05.760 sized candies. Yeah, which you eventually returned. Well, haven't returned it. Yeah, 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:09.080 but thanks for jumping ahead. Man, you got it. Yeah, 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:12.560 let's appreciate that. It's it's conversation flow. So you just 0:06:12.600 --> 0:06:14.680 don't know what flow. You just you just jumped from 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:17.120 from first base to third base, and you you jumped 0:06:17.120 --> 0:06:18.760 off a second base. You know that's called you're out. 0:06:19.440 --> 0:06:22.960 You went on the baseline. I ran across the mound. 0:06:23.000 --> 0:06:26.040 I didn't even go to second, went from first right, 0:06:26.200 --> 0:06:31.200 went right across boom. So there you were in the dark. Okay, 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:34.280 it's not that dark. So I decided, so I live 0:06:34.320 --> 0:06:36.200 on a call to sack right off a of a 0:06:36.320 --> 0:06:38.960 relatively busy street, but I don't live near the base. 0:06:39.120 --> 0:06:41.720 Play with you alone in your house. Yeah, I had 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:44.520 the big cold, the sack of candy, and so normally 0:06:44.640 --> 0:06:46.960 we get I don't know, I told you, I told 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:49.680 you last episode three. By the way, did you did 0:06:49.720 --> 0:06:52.960 you bring home the listen in order jingles. Uh no, no, 0:06:53.160 --> 0:06:58.360 you suck. So I only get like two or three 0:06:58.480 --> 0:07:00.160 stragglers at the end of the night, then go to 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:02.960 the better neighborhoods for candy because there's no point trick 0:07:03.040 --> 0:07:05.080 or treating on our block because it's only one block. 0:07:06.200 --> 0:07:09.000 On last week's part I did, so nobody came by. 0:07:09.200 --> 0:07:10.880 It was I don't know. At that point it was 0:07:10.920 --> 0:07:13.760 eight o'clock. I had the bowl and the bag of 0:07:13.840 --> 0:07:16.360 candy ready. If anyone rings the doorbell, I will rip 0:07:16.440 --> 0:07:18.960 open the bag of candy, porting the bowl and go 0:07:19.040 --> 0:07:20.800 out and give them candy. And then I had a 0:07:20.800 --> 0:07:23.280 little step stool. I would just leave the bowl out there. 0:07:23.760 --> 0:07:26.200 It's a nine dollar investment I'll make into kids taking 0:07:26.240 --> 0:07:28.520 as much candy as they want. All four kids that 0:07:28.680 --> 0:07:30.880 come by, I thought maybe kids would come by with 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:33.240 some new young kids on the block, so people move 0:07:33.360 --> 0:07:37.160 my favorite right, new young kids, right, I talk about 0:07:37.200 --> 0:07:39.760 that that you kids on the block. None of them 0:07:39.840 --> 0:07:42.560 came by. So by eight o'clock it was Saturday night, 0:07:42.680 --> 0:07:45.840 right was Saturday feeling. I decided I was gonna watch 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:50.720 a movie and I did want be bothered, so I 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:53.560 just turned the lights off in the house. I pulled 0:07:53.560 --> 0:07:55.880 down the curtains, that pulled down the blinds rather close 0:07:55.920 --> 0:07:59.400 the curtains, and I'm like, the hell with it? Nobody 0:07:59.520 --> 0:08:05.600 rang my bell bell? Yeah, well thanks, oh what's her name? 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:10.720 Thanks the award? So I would love that song. And 0:08:10.800 --> 0:08:13.160 that song takes me back. By the way, what do 0:08:13.200 --> 0:08:14.720 you think of when you hear a need award ring 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:20.040 my bell? I worked at Chuck E Cheese and my 0:08:20.200 --> 0:08:22.520 friend Ronnie used to drive me home every night because 0:08:22.560 --> 0:08:24.600 I was before I had a car, So I started 0:08:24.640 --> 0:08:26.960 there with a sixteen and then I got my permit, 0:08:27.040 --> 0:08:28.600 but my my parents didn't let me take the car 0:08:28.600 --> 0:08:33.800 every night. You can ring up. Yeah, I wasn't. Don't 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:36.280 want the story yet again, boy, you're the worst today. 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:38.839 My point was Ronni used to drive me home and 0:08:38.880 --> 0:08:41.480 he used to play disco in the car he had. 0:08:41.520 --> 0:08:44.480 He had friends with DJ's. They would make mixtapes and 0:08:44.520 --> 0:08:46.880 he would also play rock music for me that I 0:08:46.960 --> 0:08:49.800 had never heard before. So he turned me on Arrowsmith 0:08:50.440 --> 0:08:54.920 like stuff like that. So kudos to Rani. Uh So anyway, um, 0:08:55.920 --> 0:08:58.280 that's what that's reminded me of. So I ended up 0:08:58.320 --> 0:09:00.719 not opening up the candy bag. So I'm taking it 0:09:00.760 --> 0:09:03.480 back to Target. Did you open up your own candy bag? No? 0:09:03.559 --> 0:09:05.160 I also didn't try to eat my own candy bag. 0:09:05.440 --> 0:09:08.319 You would have No, I'm not eating candy. I told 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:12.280 you that I'm eating healthy and I love that. Once again, 0:09:12.559 --> 0:09:14.480 who is this man? Oh wait, wait, wait till I 0:09:14.559 --> 0:09:16.400 tell you later. You and I tried something healthy and 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:18.280 uh I got yeah, we got that coming up. We'll 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:20.920 talk about that. So No, I'm doing well. I am down. 0:09:21.400 --> 0:09:27.079 Uh since the wine and Food festival. Right, I'm probably down. 0:09:27.720 --> 0:09:33.079 Let me see, I did this. I'm down nine more 0:09:33.120 --> 0:09:35.600 pounds since the Good for you, dude, I'm so excited 0:09:35.640 --> 0:09:38.319 for you. That's cool. I am now wearing if you, 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:40.160 if you go to the fifteen minute morning show for 0:09:40.200 --> 0:09:43.559 the Elvis Ranch today November three, as we're recording this. 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:47.880 Two thousand twenty one, I wore a Millennium Falcon shirt, 0:09:48.360 --> 0:09:49.880 a Star Wars shirt that I haven't been able to 0:09:49.960 --> 0:09:52.880 wear it about three and a half years. I am 0:09:53.000 --> 0:09:55.480 back in my Star Wars shirt. I'm looking at this way. 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:57.360 I'm motivated not to spend money on new clothing, so 0:09:57.679 --> 0:10:00.720 I wanted a Star Wars shirt. I made myself fitting it. Gratulations. 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:03.880 Now finish your finish you off the candy bag. I'm 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:07.080 not going to do that. I'm taking it back to Target. Okay, 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:08.760 I'm not gonna eat that candy bag. The story is 0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:10.360 done by the way, you can't drop it anymore. But 0:10:10.440 --> 0:10:13.520 wait a second, that's that's the part what I don't understand. 0:10:13.720 --> 0:10:15.719 How could you? How could you take a bag of 0:10:15.840 --> 0:10:18.880 candy and return it to Target? Okay, because it's not 0:10:18.960 --> 0:10:21.319 a Target bag with loose candy in it, it's a 0:10:21.480 --> 0:10:24.280 sealed sack. You buy it as a sack of trial 0:10:24.360 --> 0:10:29.679 sized candy. You know, there's something creepy about that because 0:10:29.720 --> 0:10:33.839 it's food. It's in a sealed eminem Mars bag. That 0:10:34.040 --> 0:10:37.160 was something a little weird about all. Please, I'm just 0:10:37.240 --> 0:10:40.079 saying it just bathing suits after they wear them and 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:43.839 they try them on. I don't know. I feel like 0:10:43.960 --> 0:10:46.480 I would just give the candy away, or again, you're 0:10:46.559 --> 0:10:49.880 volunteering my money nine dollars nine do you have nine dollars? 0:10:49.920 --> 0:10:51.400 I'll talk you give me nine dollars. I'll give the 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:53.000 candy a way. Then you can feel like you gave 0:10:53.000 --> 0:10:55.360 it away. How about that? You know what I would 0:10:55.360 --> 0:10:57.199 love that I would I would donate it to the 0:10:57.320 --> 0:11:00.360 ground the ground floor of my building with test. We 0:11:00.440 --> 0:11:03.280 have nine dollars and I'll give you the bag of 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:06.439 candy plus tax. By the way, it's like ten bucks. 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:13.719 Kids in my building would appreciate it. Yeah, that's fine. 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:17.079 How many pieces are in there? I don't know. Is 0:11:17.120 --> 0:11:19.400 the good ship? Yeah, it's good ship. I don't buy 0:11:19.440 --> 0:11:21.079 bead ship. Well, what I mean is it? Is it 0:11:21.240 --> 0:11:23.920 the kid tested? My daughter approved? No? Is it the 0:11:24.000 --> 0:11:28.599 Mr Goodbar? Crackle combination with the special Dark Crackle is 0:11:28.679 --> 0:11:31.360 the ship? Did you know? Crackle is the only mini 0:11:31.840 --> 0:11:35.400 Hershey's bar that is not made in full size? Not 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:37.199 buy Crack. You cannot buy a Cracker bar. But you 0:11:37.280 --> 0:11:39.760 can buy Mr Goodbar, but they're rare. Yeah, but you 0:11:39.800 --> 0:11:43.280 can buy any other bars, but Crack. You buy the 0:11:43.360 --> 0:11:47.160 dark Special Dark. Yes, really, I've never seen. Okay, if 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:49.120 I say Crack is the only one, but I don't 0:11:49.160 --> 0:11:51.000 believe it answers your other questions. I don't believe you. 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:54.560 I've been a Hershey park. They tell you that special dark. Yeah, 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:57.959 then why don't you know what? The question becomes? Special Dark? 0:11:58.000 --> 0:12:00.600 It's bitter. It's like I love special dark, like burnt 0:12:00.640 --> 0:12:04.640 black coffee. I love special dark. Wow, that's you. You're 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:07.120 You're an odd bawl. Well milk chocolates the way to go. 0:12:09.000 --> 0:12:11.760 Oh my god, what's going on with me? Anyway? So wait, 0:12:11.800 --> 0:12:15.719 so why what's the reason behind not not releasing full 0:12:15.760 --> 0:12:20.640 sized Crackle bars? They're praised to us Crunch. That's probably 0:12:20.640 --> 0:12:22.679 why they probably have cornered the market. You don't want 0:12:22.679 --> 0:12:24.160 to be number two in the market. You don't want 0:12:24.200 --> 0:12:27.600 to be the second best Crunch. Okay, it's not unique, 0:12:27.800 --> 0:12:31.160 fair enough. I love a good Crackle, though you haven't 0:12:31.160 --> 0:12:33.440 done a taste test. I really should do it side 0:12:33.480 --> 0:12:36.880 by side Crackle and Nestle's Crunch. I probably should do 0:12:36.920 --> 0:12:41.600 a side by side. I'm imagining both tastes in my mouth. 0:12:42.080 --> 0:12:46.520 I think I am team Crackle. You're imagining Really, you're 0:12:46.520 --> 0:12:48.680 imagining it. You're imagining it, and you're oh, I could 0:12:48.679 --> 0:12:50.760 taste them right now. I could taste them both right now. 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:53.959 Taste in the rainbow. You can taste them? You you mentally? 0:12:54.200 --> 0:12:57.079 I can mentally? Yeah, can't you mentally taste ship? I 0:12:57.160 --> 0:12:59.800 know I can't, Yeah, but I not. It's been so long, 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:03.760 like I'm picturing the taste and remembering the taste of 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:07.520 the Nestli's crunch bar. It's not it's it's not chocolate 0:13:07.760 --> 0:13:09.800 enough for me. It's like kind of like a light 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:13.040 coco It's a cocoa ish, whereas I feel like the 0:13:13.120 --> 0:13:16.960 crackle with the rice crispies is more of a more 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:20.040 of the her. It's the Hers. She's chocolate, it's the signature. 0:13:20.320 --> 0:13:22.280 So yeah, so I know what hers she. Yes, I 0:13:22.360 --> 0:13:24.480 know what that. That tastes like crackle all the way. 0:13:25.320 --> 0:13:28.640 All right, you know what, I'm probably crackle all the 0:13:28.679 --> 0:13:31.679 way only because well here's the thing. I like crackle 0:13:32.800 --> 0:13:35.560 and I love her. She's chocolate. For me, Her she's 0:13:35.600 --> 0:13:38.800 chocolate is chocolate like you you can you can give 0:13:38.840 --> 0:13:41.760 me other you tell me Swiss chocolate, tying chocolate, told 0:13:41.840 --> 0:13:43.880 la ron whatever. You can give you other chocolates you like. 0:13:44.720 --> 0:13:47.440 Right right now, you're thinking of your favorite chocolate, right, 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:49.480 you might have a favorite choclate. Yeah, but I'm I 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:52.280 also like Eminem's. I'm I'm an m Eminem's Mars Guy. 0:13:53.160 --> 0:14:01.439 Okay for me, Her She's chocolate bar is America not 0:14:03.000 --> 0:14:05.640 more American than Eminem's. No, no, no, no, no no 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:08.439 no no no, I'm not. That's what's unrelated that's a 0:14:08.480 --> 0:14:11.680 different kind of food. I'm saying. As far as chocolate bars, 0:14:12.480 --> 0:14:14.439 Hershey is the great American, the great American, the great 0:14:14.440 --> 0:14:16.800 American chocolate bar. For me, when I think of a 0:14:16.880 --> 0:14:20.240 chocolate bar, I I think of a Hershey bar. I mean, 0:14:20.280 --> 0:14:24.040 that's chocolate, but that's not chocolate bar. That's other stuff 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:27.240 in it. I'm talking about chocolate, pure chocolate. That's what 0:14:27.320 --> 0:14:30.280 a chocolate bar is. A Snickers is a candy bar, 0:14:30.680 --> 0:14:34.240 it's not chocolate bar. A bar of chocolate for me 0:14:34.520 --> 0:14:38.720 is a Hershey bar. Now eminem's, eminem's I e eminem's 0:14:38.720 --> 0:14:41.440 I can't stop. That's why I can't have one. I 0:14:41.560 --> 0:14:43.480 can't can't give me one. Eminem, I'll kill you for 0:14:43.560 --> 0:14:46.200 the second one. I will murder you and they'll take 0:14:46.240 --> 0:14:49.960 me away on the cause of death. A second eminem salvating, Okay, 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:55.240 you're always salivating, hit Hit the Jingles with Bolli and scary. 0:14:56.040 --> 0:15:01.040 So we we should probably preface this with saying that 0:15:01.400 --> 0:15:05.720 this past Monday was a World Vegan Day. Yeah, not 0:15:05.840 --> 0:15:09.960 a day I would normally notice. Um, and something really 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:13.200 interesting happened, very peculiar. Now, Brodie, you were at home 0:15:13.280 --> 0:15:16.440 on Monday, but I came into the studio. I was there, 0:15:16.760 --> 0:15:23.240 um and on Monday ten pizza pies arrived at seven 0:15:23.280 --> 0:15:27.760 o'clock in the morning, now unbeknownst to me being World 0:15:27.920 --> 0:15:30.720 Vegan Day or National Vegan Day, I didn't know it 0:15:30.800 --> 0:15:34.640 was National Vegan Day. Okay, but I just see pizza 0:15:34.680 --> 0:15:37.160 in front of me, piping hot pizza, like you know, 0:15:37.280 --> 0:15:40.200 the classic New York slice. Yeah, pizza, get it. You've 0:15:40.200 --> 0:15:43.200 painted the picture. So I go and I you know, 0:15:43.360 --> 0:15:47.560 pizzas here so commercial hits shows, you know seven seven. 0:15:47.840 --> 0:15:49.720 You're not one to care where it came from. You 0:15:49.880 --> 0:15:52.840 just see pizza. I mean, I see pizza, pizza. It's 0:15:52.880 --> 0:15:54.640 free pizza. You take get it. I get it, and 0:15:54.800 --> 0:15:57.760 and I opened it up. It smelled amazing, put it 0:15:57.840 --> 0:16:00.480 on a plate. Did the fold. No, I didn't use 0:16:00.480 --> 0:16:04.600 a knife and fork, you suckers. I know people think 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:05.960 I use a knife and fork, but I only do 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:09.040 that when when it's like, you know, that's a whole 0:16:09.080 --> 0:16:12.000 other conversation. But it was the classic New York slice. 0:16:12.320 --> 0:16:14.880 So it got the classic New York fold and I 0:16:15.120 --> 0:16:18.760 and I ate it, and then Nate started looking at me, 0:16:19.360 --> 0:16:22.960 and then producer Sam. Everybody was curious and they all 0:16:23.000 --> 0:16:25.400 looked at me, but no one's saying anything, and I'm 0:16:25.480 --> 0:16:29.840 like what, They're like, what do you think? I'm like, 0:16:30.400 --> 0:16:34.720 it was. It was fucking awesome. I loved it. And 0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:39.800 they said do you do you know that you were 0:16:39.880 --> 0:16:44.640 eating pizza with vegan cheese on it? And then what 0:16:44.920 --> 0:16:49.560 what did you think? And I'm like, no way, because 0:16:49.800 --> 0:16:53.760 to me, when I think vegan cheese, vegan cheese doesn't 0:16:53.840 --> 0:16:58.160 melt properly, and this cheese was melted perfectly. And I'm like, no, 0:16:58.400 --> 0:17:00.440 look at it. And I literally pulled some off the 0:17:00.520 --> 0:17:03.720 pizza the next slice, because of course I had a second, 0:17:04.320 --> 0:17:06.280 and I'm and I'm lifting it up with my fingers 0:17:06.720 --> 0:17:09.480 and the cheese is all like drippy like cheese is. 0:17:10.440 --> 0:17:13.760 And they were like, no, that that's actually a product 0:17:13.960 --> 0:17:18.440 called Please Cheese p L E E s E Cheese. 0:17:18.520 --> 0:17:21.639 You guys have to google this because I don't know 0:17:23.040 --> 0:17:26.840 where where this came from and how long it's been 0:17:26.880 --> 0:17:30.000 in existence and why didn't I know about it? Okay, 0:17:30.600 --> 0:17:36.440 So as you guys know me, you you know I'm 0:17:36.480 --> 0:17:39.919 a meditarian. My daughter whom I have a daughter who 0:17:40.000 --> 0:17:43.800 is a vegan. It's It's God's cruel twist on my life, 0:17:46.000 --> 0:17:49.359 and she has tried to get me to eat beyond 0:17:49.720 --> 0:17:54.440 stuff like beyond meat, beef, beyond plant based, plant base 0:17:54.520 --> 0:17:58.920 bothers me. I don't want plants, right, I don't do 0:17:59.000 --> 0:18:01.000 that to me, don't. I don't like, don't try to 0:18:01.080 --> 0:18:04.200 chop up kale and call it a hamburger. So mentally, 0:18:04.560 --> 0:18:06.639 like she said to go try the sausage patty. It's 0:18:06.640 --> 0:18:09.200 beyond sausage. I can't do it. I cannot do it, 0:18:10.040 --> 0:18:12.640 all right. I don't want soy this. I don't want, 0:18:13.000 --> 0:18:15.639 you know, I just I don't want weird products in 0:18:15.760 --> 0:18:19.240 my I don't I want to eat what I eat right. Well, 0:18:19.400 --> 0:18:23.160 I wasn't in the studio. I got uh five pound 0:18:23.240 --> 0:18:27.719 bag of Please cheese sent to me on Tuesday from 0:18:27.800 --> 0:18:29.920 our guy, from our guy Vinnie in the sales compartment. 0:18:30.000 --> 0:18:32.320 He's like, I wanted you to try it, Brody, because 0:18:32.440 --> 0:18:34.879 I know you're tough. You're tough with this, and uh, 0:18:34.960 --> 0:18:37.080 you know, if you guys can mention it Vegan Day, 0:18:37.119 --> 0:18:39.680 that'd be great. You don't have to eat it. Just 0:18:40.160 --> 0:18:42.280 take a look at it. Check out the consistency. I 0:18:42.320 --> 0:18:44.600 think you'll you'll agree that it looks like real cheese. 0:18:46.040 --> 0:18:48.240 So I figured about doing the podcast. You know what, 0:18:48.840 --> 0:18:50.639 if you remember, we're talking about who is Dave Brody? 0:18:50.640 --> 0:18:52.439 Who Who's who is David Brody? And I don't even 0:18:52.480 --> 0:18:56.400 know this guy anymore. That was so I said, I'm 0:18:56.440 --> 0:18:59.520 gonna I'm gonna look at the ingredients because if it's 0:18:59.560 --> 0:19:01.680 stuff I that mentally I can't get my head around. 0:19:01.760 --> 0:19:03.919 I'm not gonna eat it. I'm not. I don't care 0:19:03.920 --> 0:19:08.600 how good it is. So it's it's made from potato 0:19:09.280 --> 0:19:13.960 and bean proteins. That's it. Now, this was now. I 0:19:14.119 --> 0:19:17.200 had it on a pizza melted and it was perfectly melty. 0:19:17.840 --> 0:19:20.520 You had it in in a what it was, shredded format. 0:19:20.600 --> 0:19:23.440 So I have baked scoops, which I found in the store. 0:19:23.480 --> 0:19:27.359 They're back, I put. I put some carmines Marinara sauce, 0:19:27.440 --> 0:19:30.080 not a sponsor, but I love their sauce, and I 0:19:30.200 --> 0:19:33.280 threw some cheese on to make like pizza nachos. I'm like, 0:19:33.320 --> 0:19:34.840 you know, let me start off small. If I'm gonna 0:19:34.880 --> 0:19:36.920 eat this stuff, let me try it. Let me see 0:19:36.920 --> 0:19:39.359 how it melts. So I put it on the chips. 0:19:39.880 --> 0:19:42.840 It stretches apart like pizza pulls off and melted in 0:19:42.960 --> 0:19:47.760 thirty seconds. And I tried it, and what did you think? Well, 0:19:47.840 --> 0:19:50.159 I want to I want to be honest because the 0:19:50.280 --> 0:19:56.399 slices no me, guys, No, I eat meat I and 0:19:56.520 --> 0:19:58.880 now here you're eating please, which is by the way, 0:19:59.320 --> 0:20:03.320 it's it's short for plant based cheese, like but please. 0:20:03.720 --> 0:20:07.080 I understand that beans please chet grow in the ground, 0:20:07.560 --> 0:20:11.320 but they don't. They're not plant. They're not plants, right, 0:20:12.240 --> 0:20:14.840 So I liked it. I liked it a lot. I 0:20:15.000 --> 0:20:17.520 like it. You know what this it's first of all 0:20:17.640 --> 0:20:20.640 that it's it doesn't have any cholesterol, which is good 0:20:20.680 --> 0:20:25.040 for me because prior to my ingredient, hold on, I 0:20:25.200 --> 0:20:28.080 understand that. So prior to my weight loss that I'm 0:20:28.080 --> 0:20:31.920 on now, my cholesterol was a tad high. So this 0:20:32.080 --> 0:20:34.879 is cholesterol free, right, right. So then I'm like, well, 0:20:34.920 --> 0:20:36.520 I'm on a diet, right, I have this five pound 0:20:36.560 --> 0:20:39.520 bag of this stuff. I can't I can't. I can't 0:20:39.520 --> 0:20:41.800 eat it because you know, like sometimes you buy stuff 0:20:41.800 --> 0:20:44.359 it's like low fat, but then it's really high in sugar, 0:20:44.960 --> 0:20:46.680 or you buy like or it's really like like you 0:20:46.760 --> 0:20:49.399 buy some stuff and it's really high in salt. Right, 0:20:49.560 --> 0:20:51.320 So I'm like, let me check on the degree. It's 0:20:51.480 --> 0:20:54.920 it's a It's a quarter of the calories of regular cheese. 0:20:55.520 --> 0:20:58.440 So I I feel so. I wanted to not like it, 0:20:58.960 --> 0:21:00.840 but I like it, and I'm happy I like it, 0:21:01.000 --> 0:21:04.480 and I'm I'm weird saying it, but I like its 0:21:04.520 --> 0:21:08.119 plant based cheese. It's it's not plant based cheese. It's 0:21:08.160 --> 0:21:11.840 a meat substitute. It's cheese substitute. Whatever you want to call. 0:21:11.920 --> 0:21:14.600 People think you're falling further into the abyss. Who is 0:21:14.680 --> 0:21:17.520 this man, David Broke. I'm being honest. You guys know me. 0:21:17.560 --> 0:21:19.480 I'm on. If I tell you some sucks, it's gonna suck. 0:21:19.760 --> 0:21:21.399 If I didn't like this, I would tell Scared to 0:21:21.400 --> 0:21:23.560 do the commercial without me, right, I would talk about it. 0:21:24.200 --> 0:21:26.080 I would say, Scared, you talk about Vegan Day. What 0:21:26.160 --> 0:21:27.960 do I know about it? It's scarce, Like, come on, 0:21:28.200 --> 0:21:30.960 you gonna try it some pizza. So I tried to 0:21:31.040 --> 0:21:33.440 look right. We were set up so so to tell 0:21:33.480 --> 0:21:37.400 the slices and be completely honest. We they didn't tell 0:21:37.440 --> 0:21:39.560 me what I was eating because they wanted to get 0:21:39.600 --> 0:21:41.639 my honest opinion first, and when I loved it me 0:21:43.160 --> 0:21:46.560 but they were they told you because they said that 0:21:46.840 --> 0:21:49.240 they sent it to your house in shred and cheese format, 0:21:49.640 --> 0:21:51.960