Speaker 1: Start up. Data start up. Brooklyn Boys, start up, Brooklyn Boys,
Speaker 1: start data. They're making noise. Data up Episode one nineties six,
Speaker 1: it's the Brooklyn Boys podcast again. You could almost smell
Speaker 1: episode two, you can. What would episode two hundred smell like?
Speaker 1: Would it? Would it? Would it smell like Roses? No?
Speaker 1: Because Roses really smells like poop poo? According to Outcast?
Speaker 1: What about the songs? His face is that O King not? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who's the other guy? Sinks? Roses? Post malone? Roses Roses?
Speaker 1: Roses Roses is outcast? No, it was a hit. Like
Speaker 1: I know you think y'all ship down't stink, but Roses
Speaker 1: really smell like poop poo. Come on, man, that's a
Speaker 1: classic two thousand's hits. You're right, I'm talking about st
Speaker 1: John Roses. The song Oh we played it on this podcast.
Speaker 1: That was from I was from like pandemic years, the
Speaker 1: Pandemic day. Yeah, you know it's so funny. Um, I
Speaker 1: know the pandemic is in the rear view um for
Speaker 1: a lot of us, just but the music that came
Speaker 1: out while everyone was in lockdown will forever be stuck
Speaker 1: in my head and it will always take me back there,
Speaker 1: like they're the song from Jason Deruloh Savage Love. Every
Speaker 1: time I hear Savage Love, I knew that was during
Speaker 1: the height of the lockdown. So it always brings me
Speaker 1: to a bad place. It puts me in a ship mood.
Speaker 1: Great song. I don't have that problem because I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't listen to pop music normally, right, and and
Speaker 1: and I didn't live any differently being locked up in
Speaker 1: the house. But you know, as far as well, not
Speaker 1: that I obviously lived differently, I just didn't listen to
Speaker 1: songs that that didn't affect me, right, because it's not I.
Speaker 1: I just I don't have that worry like I I
Speaker 1: don't like well, I was gonna listen to Jason Ruler
Speaker 1: either way. That's Roses song you just mentioned. Um no body,
Speaker 1: no mumble umble. That song will remind me of of
Speaker 1: the height of the lockdown, because that's when it first
Speaker 1: came out. That song will remind me of the height
Speaker 1: of our podcasting during the lockdown. So what about what
Speaker 1: about songs that do take you back? Do you have
Speaker 1: songs that you could think of that will take you
Speaker 1: back to a time at a place everybody does? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to mention every song, but let me know,
Speaker 1: but your to your top three. No, there was like,
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not gonna mention old songs. It's pointless.
Speaker 1: But there are songs. There are songs that will remind
Speaker 1: me of like one of the first dates I went
Speaker 1: on with my wife. There's a song that reminds me
Speaker 1: of driving on the Meadowbrook Parkway the first time I
Speaker 1: heard it and banging the steering wheel and doing air drums.
Speaker 1: So whenever I hear that song now it's a bong
Speaker 1: Jovi song, I always think of that ride the first
Speaker 1: time I heard it. Right, you remember, there are songs
Speaker 1: from like when I was a kid, Top forty songs
Speaker 1: that were playing in my parents car. I will remember
Speaker 1: sitting in the back seat holding a comic book I
Speaker 1: was reading. That's remembering the song and the comic and
Speaker 1: the year right, and I can't remember why I walked
Speaker 1: into a room. Like the song Manic Monday from the
Speaker 1: Bengals will always remind me of my final TV radio
Speaker 1: project from college because I always had because we used
Speaker 1: that song in something and the Manic Monday was always there.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's just so what I'm saying is.
Speaker 1: Of course, music has that unbelievable ability, just if none
Speaker 1: of the songs mattered to me that we played right.
Speaker 1: And I to be honest, I was probably listening to
Speaker 1: a lot of news, a lot of talk radio, a
Speaker 1: lot of political shows because there was, you know, an
Speaker 1: election going on, so I didn't really Jason Darulo it up.
Speaker 1: I have to. I'm sorry, Jason. I'll give you one
Speaker 1: more this song. Remember the song Dunne Dune Done, Dune Done,
Speaker 1: and then I can't Wait by New Shoes, I can't wait.
Speaker 1: Every time I hear that song, it takes me back
Speaker 1: to my dance festival in Ps. Two o four in
Speaker 1: the sixth grade in benson Hurst where we did outside
Speaker 1: in the schoolyard a dance to that song, and that
Speaker 1: song was new at the time, and it was like
Speaker 1: groundbreaking because we were the only ones the sixth graders
Speaker 1: were allowed to use like a current hit. Everyone else
Speaker 1: had to use these like stupid songs like the may
Speaker 1: Pole dance and stuff from the nineteen thirties and forties,
Speaker 1: you know, these traditional, like weird dances. But we got
Speaker 1: to use like, oh, a current hit on the radio
Speaker 1: at that time. But I remember it was the stupidest
Speaker 1: dance ever. Um. I don't know who put it together,
Speaker 1: but but it was like you bounce up and down
Speaker 1: in place and then you turn to the left and
Speaker 1: then you slide to the right, something like that. But
Speaker 1: it sounds like that time warp. It took me back. Anyway,
Speaker 1: It's just a jump to the left. Anyway. How's your Halloween?
Speaker 1: Speaking of time warp, well, Rocky Horror Pictures show. Did
Speaker 1: you I think I mentioned I was alone on Halloween?
Speaker 1: Because if I did, I should have because it sounds
Speaker 1: like a horror movie. My wife went, my one remaining daughter,
Speaker 1: who lives at home, went out to a tricken treating party.
Speaker 1: She went out, she was gone for the day. She
Speaker 1: went to a Halloween party and then she went trick
Speaker 1: or treating in another neighborhood. So I had the house
Speaker 1: to myself the whole night. So I had I have
Speaker 1: two giant inflatables I bought last year that I have
Speaker 1: in front of the house. So I am Halloween. E.
Speaker 1: Did you I broke out with your HALLOWEENI your HALLOWEENI out?
Speaker 1: I did not. I did not, That's what. So I
Speaker 1: got the bowl ready for the bowl oh candy, and
Speaker 1: I bought a I don't know, a nine or nine
Speaker 1: nine dollar bag of mixed candy. I told you this
Speaker 1: last week. My my daughter wanted a specific bag because
Speaker 1: she'd eat the leftovers the sack, this big sack trial
Speaker 1: sized candies. Yeah, which you eventually returned. Well, haven't returned it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but thanks for jumping ahead. Man, you got it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's appreciate that. It's it's conversation flow. So you just
Speaker 1: don't know what flow. You just you just jumped from
Speaker 1: from first base to third base, and you you jumped
Speaker 1: off a second base. You know that's called you're out.
Speaker 1: You went on the baseline. I ran across the mound.
Speaker 1: I didn't even go to second, went from first right,
Speaker 1: went right across boom. So there you were in the dark. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's not that dark. So I decided, so I live
Speaker 1: on a call to sack right off a of a
Speaker 1: relatively busy street, but I don't live near the base.
Speaker 1: Play with you alone in your house. Yeah, I had
Speaker 1: the big cold, the sack of candy, and so normally
Speaker 1: we get I don't know, I told you, I told
Speaker 1: you last episode three. By the way, did you did
Speaker 1: you bring home the listen in order jingles. Uh no, no,
Speaker 1: you suck. So I only get like two or three
Speaker 1: stragglers at the end of the night, then go to
Speaker 1: the better neighborhoods for candy because there's no point trick
Speaker 1: or treating on our block because it's only one block.
Speaker 1: On last week's part I did, so nobody came by.
Speaker 1: It was I don't know. At that point it was
Speaker 1: eight o'clock. I had the bowl and the bag of
Speaker 1: candy ready. If anyone rings the doorbell, I will rip
Speaker 1: open the bag of candy, porting the bowl and go
Speaker 1: out and give them candy. And then I had a
Speaker 1: little step stool. I would just leave the bowl out there.
Speaker 1: It's a nine dollar investment I'll make into kids taking
Speaker 1: as much candy as they want. All four kids that
Speaker 1: come by, I thought maybe kids would come by with
Speaker 1: some new young kids on the block, so people move
Speaker 1: my favorite right, new young kids, right, I talk about
Speaker 1: that that you kids on the block. None of them
Speaker 1: came by. So by eight o'clock it was Saturday night,
Speaker 1: right was Saturday feeling. I decided I was gonna watch
Speaker 1: a movie and I did want be bothered, so I
Speaker 1: just turned the lights off in the house. I pulled
Speaker 1: down the curtains, that pulled down the blinds rather close
Speaker 1: the curtains, and I'm like, the hell with it? Nobody
Speaker 1: rang my bell bell? Yeah, well thanks, oh what's her name?
Speaker 1: Thanks the award? So I would love that song. And
Speaker 1: that song takes me back. By the way, what do
Speaker 1: you think of when you hear a need award ring
Speaker 1: my bell? I worked at Chuck E Cheese and my
Speaker 1: friend Ronnie used to drive me home every night because
Speaker 1: I was before I had a car, So I started
Speaker 1: there with a sixteen and then I got my permit,
Speaker 1: but my my parents didn't let me take the car
Speaker 1: every night. You can ring up. Yeah, I wasn't. Don't
Speaker 1: want the story yet again, boy, you're the worst today.
Speaker 1: My point was Ronni used to drive me home and
Speaker 1: he used to play disco in the car he had.
Speaker 1: He had friends with DJ's. They would make mixtapes and
Speaker 1: he would also play rock music for me that I
Speaker 1: had never heard before. So he turned me on Arrowsmith
Speaker 1: like stuff like that. So kudos to Rani. Uh So anyway, um,
Speaker 1: that's what that's reminded me of. So I ended up
Speaker 1: not opening up the candy bag. So I'm taking it
Speaker 1: back to Target. Did you open up your own candy bag? No?
Speaker 1: I also didn't try to eat my own candy bag.
Speaker 1: You would have No, I'm not eating candy. I told
Speaker 1: you that I'm eating healthy and I love that. Once again,
Speaker 1: who is this man? Oh wait, wait, wait till I
Speaker 1: tell you later. You and I tried something healthy and
Speaker 1: uh I got yeah, we got that coming up. We'll
Speaker 1: talk about that. So No, I'm doing well. I am down.
Speaker 1: Uh since the wine and Food festival. Right, I'm probably down.
Speaker 1: Let me see, I did this. I'm down nine more
Speaker 1: pounds since the Good for you, dude, I'm so excited
Speaker 1: for you. That's cool. I am now wearing if you,
Speaker 1: if you go to the fifteen minute morning show for
Speaker 1: the Elvis Ranch today November three, as we're recording this.
Speaker 1: Two thousand twenty one, I wore a Millennium Falcon shirt,
Speaker 1: a Star Wars shirt that I haven't been able to
Speaker 1: wear it about three and a half years. I am
Speaker 1: back in my Star Wars shirt. I'm looking at this way.
Speaker 1: I'm motivated not to spend money on new clothing, so
Speaker 1: I wanted a Star Wars shirt. I made myself fitting it. Gratulations.
Speaker 1: Now finish your finish you off the candy bag. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to do that. I'm taking it back to Target. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna eat that candy bag. The story is
Speaker 1: done by the way, you can't drop it anymore. But
Speaker 1: wait a second, that's that's the part what I don't understand.
Speaker 1: How could you? How could you take a bag of
Speaker 1: candy and return it to Target? Okay, because it's not
Speaker 1: a Target bag with loose candy in it, it's a
Speaker 1: sealed sack. You buy it as a sack of trial
Speaker 1: sized candy. You know, there's something creepy about that because
Speaker 1: it's food. It's in a sealed eminem Mars bag. That
Speaker 1: was something a little weird about all. Please, I'm just
Speaker 1: saying it just bathing suits after they wear them and
Speaker 1: they try them on. I don't know. I feel like
Speaker 1: I would just give the candy away, or again, you're
Speaker 1: volunteering my money nine dollars nine do you have nine dollars?
Speaker 1: I'll talk you give me nine dollars. I'll give the
Speaker 1: candy a way. Then you can feel like you gave
Speaker 1: it away. How about that? You know what I would
Speaker 1: love that I would I would donate it to the
Speaker 1: ground the ground floor of my building with test. We
Speaker 1: have nine dollars and I'll give you the bag of
Speaker 1: candy plus tax. By the way, it's like ten bucks.
Speaker 1: Kids in my building would appreciate it. Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 1: How many pieces are in there? I don't know. Is
Speaker 1: the good ship? Yeah, it's good ship. I don't buy
Speaker 1: bead ship. Well, what I mean is it? Is it
Speaker 1: the kid tested? My daughter approved? No? Is it the
Speaker 1: Mr Goodbar? Crackle combination with the special Dark Crackle is
Speaker 1: the ship? Did you know? Crackle is the only mini
Speaker 1: Hershey's bar that is not made in full size? Not
Speaker 1: buy Crack. You cannot buy a Cracker bar. But you
Speaker 1: can buy Mr Goodbar, but they're rare. Yeah, but you
Speaker 1: can buy any other bars, but Crack. You buy the
Speaker 1: dark Special Dark. Yes, really, I've never seen. Okay, if
Speaker 1: I say Crack is the only one, but I don't
Speaker 1: believe it answers your other questions. I don't believe you.
Speaker 1: I've been a Hershey park. They tell you that special dark. Yeah,
Speaker 1: then why don't you know what? The question becomes? Special Dark?
Speaker 1: It's bitter. It's like I love special dark, like burnt
Speaker 1: black coffee. I love special dark. Wow, that's you. You're
Speaker 1: You're an odd bawl. Well milk chocolates the way to go.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what's going on with me? Anyway? So wait,
Speaker 1: so why what's the reason behind not not releasing full
Speaker 1: sized Crackle bars? They're praised to us Crunch. That's probably
Speaker 1: why they probably have cornered the market. You don't want
Speaker 1: to be number two in the market. You don't want
Speaker 1: to be the second best Crunch. Okay, it's not unique,
Speaker 1: fair enough. I love a good Crackle, though you haven't
Speaker 1: done a taste test. I really should do it side
Speaker 1: by side Crackle and Nestle's Crunch. I probably should do
Speaker 1: a side by side. I'm imagining both tastes in my mouth.
Speaker 1: I think I am team Crackle. You're imagining Really, you're
Speaker 1: imagining it. You're imagining it, and you're oh, I could
Speaker 1: taste them right now. I could taste them both right now.
Speaker 1: Taste in the rainbow. You can taste them? You you mentally?
Speaker 1: I can mentally? Yeah, can't you mentally taste ship? I
Speaker 1: know I can't, Yeah, but I not. It's been so long,
Speaker 1: like I'm picturing the taste and remembering the taste of
Speaker 1: the Nestli's crunch bar. It's not it's it's not chocolate
Speaker 1: enough for me. It's like kind of like a light
Speaker 1: coco It's a cocoa ish, whereas I feel like the
Speaker 1: crackle with the rice crispies is more of a more
Speaker 1: of the her. It's the Hers. She's chocolate, it's the signature.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so I know what hers she. Yes, I
Speaker 1: know what that. That tastes like crackle all the way.
Speaker 1: All right, you know what, I'm probably crackle all the
Speaker 1: way only because well here's the thing. I like crackle
Speaker 1: and I love her. She's chocolate. For me, Her she's
Speaker 1: chocolate is chocolate like you you can you can give
Speaker 1: me other you tell me Swiss chocolate, tying chocolate, told
Speaker 1: la ron whatever. You can give you other chocolates you like.
Speaker 1: Right right now, you're thinking of your favorite chocolate, right,
Speaker 1: you might have a favorite choclate. Yeah, but I'm I
Speaker 1: also like Eminem's. I'm I'm an m Eminem's Mars Guy.
Speaker 1: Okay for me, Her She's chocolate bar is America not
Speaker 1: more American than Eminem's. No, no, no, no, no no
Speaker 1: no no no, I'm not. That's what's unrelated that's a
Speaker 1: different kind of food. I'm saying. As far as chocolate bars,
Speaker 1: Hershey is the great American, the great American, the great
Speaker 1: American chocolate bar. For me, when I think of a
Speaker 1: chocolate bar, I I think of a Hershey bar. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's chocolate, but that's not chocolate bar. That's other stuff
Speaker 1: in it. I'm talking about chocolate, pure chocolate. That's what
Speaker 1: a chocolate bar is. A Snickers is a candy bar,
Speaker 1: it's not chocolate bar. A bar of chocolate for me
Speaker 1: is a Hershey bar. Now eminem's, eminem's I e eminem's
Speaker 1: I can't stop. That's why I can't have one. I
Speaker 1: can't can't give me one. Eminem, I'll kill you for
Speaker 1: the second one. I will murder you and they'll take
Speaker 1: me away on the cause of death. A second eminem salvating, Okay,
Speaker 1: you're always salivating, hit Hit the Jingles with Bolli and scary.
Speaker 1: So we we should probably preface this with saying that
Speaker 1: this past Monday was a World Vegan Day. Yeah, not
Speaker 1: a day I would normally notice. Um, and something really
Speaker 1: interesting happened, very peculiar. Now, Brodie, you were at home
Speaker 1: on Monday, but I came into the studio. I was there,
Speaker 1: um and on Monday ten pizza pies arrived at seven
Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning, now unbeknownst to me being World
Speaker 1: Vegan Day or National Vegan Day, I didn't know it
Speaker 1: was National Vegan Day. Okay, but I just see pizza
Speaker 1: in front of me, piping hot pizza, like you know,
Speaker 1: the classic New York slice. Yeah, pizza, get it. You've
Speaker 1: painted the picture. So I go and I you know,
Speaker 1: pizzas here so commercial hits shows, you know seven seven.
Speaker 1: You're not one to care where it came from. You
Speaker 1: just see pizza. I mean, I see pizza, pizza. It's
Speaker 1: free pizza. You take get it. I get it, and
Speaker 1: and I opened it up. It smelled amazing, put it
Speaker 1: on a plate. Did the fold. No, I didn't use
Speaker 1: a knife and fork, you suckers. I know people think
Speaker 1: I use a knife and fork, but I only do
Speaker 1: that when when it's like, you know, that's a whole
Speaker 1: other conversation. But it was the classic New York slice.
Speaker 1: So it got the classic New York fold and I
Speaker 1: and I ate it, and then Nate started looking at me,
Speaker 1: and then producer Sam. Everybody was curious and they all
Speaker 1: looked at me, but no one's saying anything, and I'm
Speaker 1: like what, They're like, what do you think? I'm like,
Speaker 1: it was. It was fucking awesome. I loved it. And
Speaker 1: they said do you do you know that you were
Speaker 1: eating pizza with vegan cheese on it? And then what
Speaker 1: what did you think? And I'm like, no way, because
Speaker 1: to me, when I think vegan cheese, vegan cheese doesn't
Speaker 1: melt properly, and this cheese was melted perfectly. And I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: look at it. And I literally pulled some off the
Speaker 1: pizza the next slice, because of course I had a second,
Speaker 1: and I'm and I'm lifting it up with my fingers
Speaker 1: and the cheese is all like drippy like cheese is.
Speaker 1: And they were like, no, that that's actually a product
Speaker 1: called Please Cheese p L E E s E Cheese.
Speaker 1: You guys have to google this because I don't know
Speaker 1: where where this came from and how long it's been
Speaker 1: in existence and why didn't I know about it? Okay,
Speaker 1: So as you guys know me, you you know I'm
Speaker 1: a meditarian. My daughter whom I have a daughter who
Speaker 1: is a vegan. It's It's God's cruel twist on my life,
Speaker 1: and she has tried to get me to eat beyond
Speaker 1: stuff like beyond meat, beef, beyond plant based, plant base
Speaker 1: bothers me. I don't want plants, right, I don't do
Speaker 1: that to me, don't. I don't like, don't try to
Speaker 1: chop up kale and call it a hamburger. So mentally,
Speaker 1: like she said to go try the sausage patty. It's
Speaker 1: beyond sausage. I can't do it. I cannot do it,
Speaker 1: all right. I don't want soy this. I don't want,
Speaker 1: you know, I just I don't want weird products in
Speaker 1: my I don't I want to eat what I eat right. Well,
Speaker 1: I wasn't in the studio. I got uh five pound
Speaker 1: bag of Please cheese sent to me on Tuesday from
Speaker 1: our guy, from our guy Vinnie in the sales compartment.
Speaker 1: He's like, I wanted you to try it, Brody, because
Speaker 1: I know you're tough. You're tough with this, and uh,
Speaker 1: you know, if you guys can mention it Vegan Day,
Speaker 1: that'd be great. You don't have to eat it. Just
Speaker 1: take a look at it. Check out the consistency. I
Speaker 1: think you'll you'll agree that it looks like real cheese.
Speaker 1: So I figured about doing the podcast. You know what,
Speaker 1: if you remember, we're talking about who is Dave Brody?
Speaker 1: Who Who's who is David Brody? And I don't even
Speaker 1: know this guy anymore. That was so I said, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna look at the ingredients because if it's
Speaker 1: stuff I that mentally I can't get my head around.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna eat it. I'm not. I don't care
Speaker 1: how good it is. So it's it's made from potato
Speaker 1: and bean proteins. That's it. Now, this was now. I
Speaker 1: had it on a pizza melted and it was perfectly melty.
Speaker 1: You had it in in a what it was, shredded format.
Speaker 1: So I have baked scoops, which I found in the store.
Speaker 1: They're back, I put. I put some carmines Marinara sauce,
Speaker 1: not a sponsor, but I love their sauce, and I
Speaker 1: threw some cheese on to make like pizza nachos. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know, let me start off small. If I'm gonna
Speaker 1: eat this stuff, let me try it. Let me see
Speaker 1: how it melts. So I put it on the chips.
Speaker 1: It stretches apart like pizza pulls off and melted in
Speaker 1: thirty seconds. And I tried it, and what did you think? Well,
Speaker 1: I want to I want to be honest because the
Speaker 1: slices no me, guys, No, I eat meat I and
Speaker 1: now here you're eating please, which is by the way,
Speaker 1: it's it's short for plant based cheese, like but please.
Speaker 1: I understand that beans please chet grow in the ground,
Speaker 1: but they don't. They're not plant. They're not plants, right,
Speaker 1: So I liked it. I liked it a lot. I
Speaker 1: like it. You know what this it's first of all
Speaker 1: that it's it doesn't have any cholesterol, which is good
Speaker 1: for me because prior to my ingredient, hold on, I
Speaker 1: understand that. So prior to my weight loss that I'm
Speaker 1: on now, my cholesterol was a tad high. So this
Speaker 1: is cholesterol free, right, right. So then I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm on a diet, right, I have this five pound
Speaker 1: bag of this stuff. I can't I can't. I can't
Speaker 1: eat it because you know, like sometimes you buy stuff
Speaker 1: it's like low fat, but then it's really high in sugar,
Speaker 1: or you buy like or it's really like like you
Speaker 1: buy some stuff and it's really high in salt. Right,
Speaker 1: So I'm like, let me check on the degree. It's
Speaker 1: it's a It's a quarter of the calories of regular cheese.
Speaker 1: So I I feel so. I wanted to not like it,
Speaker 1: but I like it, and I'm happy I like it,
Speaker 1: and I'm I'm weird saying it, but I like its
Speaker 1: plant based cheese. It's it's not plant based cheese. It's
Speaker 1: a meat substitute. It's cheese substitute. Whatever you want to call.
Speaker 1: People think you're falling further into the abyss. Who is
Speaker 1: this man, David Broke. I'm being honest. You guys know me.
Speaker 1: I'm on. If I tell you some sucks, it's gonna suck.
Speaker 1: If I didn't like this, I would tell Scared to
Speaker 1: do the commercial without me, right, I would talk about it.
Speaker 1: I would say, Scared, you talk about Vegan Day. What
Speaker 1: do I know about it? It's scarce, Like, come on,
Speaker 1: you gonna try it some pizza. So I tried to
Speaker 1: look right. We were set up so so to tell
Speaker 1: the slices and be completely honest. We they didn't tell
Speaker 1: me what I was eating because they wanted to get
Speaker 1: my honest opinion first, and when I loved it me
Speaker 1: but they were they told you because they said that
Speaker 1: they sent it to your house in shred and cheese format,
Speaker 1: and they put it on pizza that I ate, and
Speaker 1: we felt we both actually fell into the trap. So
Speaker 1: after that they then said, well, you know, men, sin
Speaker 1: these guys on your podcast, because to be quite honest,
Speaker 1: if you loved it, then you really you know, then
Speaker 1: why not just lean into it a little bit? Because
Speaker 1: had they come to us before all this, let's say
Speaker 1: they let's say they just said, like the week, guys,
Speaker 1: you guys want to promote it, like promote this, please
Speaker 1: cheese on the podcast. Would be like, no, we don't.
Speaker 1: We don't need we don't need vegan cheese. That's not
Speaker 1: who we are. So they kind of there was a
Speaker 1: bit of trickery going on, especially with me, and then
Speaker 1: we both fell for it. So we really we we
Speaker 1: wanted to bring this to to the slices attention. This
Speaker 1: is actually a viable product that both Brody and I
Speaker 1: stand stand behind. Now I'm I feel weird that I
Speaker 1: like it. I do because scause you know me, it's
Speaker 1: just anyway, Look, the next step is the bottom line.
Speaker 1: It's a local company for us in New York. They're
Speaker 1: out of Harlem. Uh. They created this this cheese recently.
Speaker 1: It's not an old company and what they're looking for,
Speaker 1: and they asked if we could mention it. If you
Speaker 1: try and you like it. They go into your pizza
Speaker 1: place locally and asked them to carry it for you.
Speaker 1: Please cheese you're looking specifically for. Please, it's to E
Speaker 1: P L E E S E cheese. Okay. And and
Speaker 1: again they come in huge bags of that that the
Speaker 1: pizzeria would just love it. They come in like wholesale.
Speaker 1: They sent me a big bag. I don't know how
Speaker 1: they ship it normally. Yeah, but that's it comes in
Speaker 1: bags like that, so then they're shredded and they could
Speaker 1: put it so so yeah, so ask your local pizzeria
Speaker 1: to carry it. That's all, you know. So when we
Speaker 1: told them that we would write, we told them that
Speaker 1: we would mention it. Well. I the reason I wanted
Speaker 1: to mention it is because I didn't think the slices
Speaker 1: would believe it. To be honest, I don't. I called
Speaker 1: my wife at work, she was just getting off work
Speaker 1: when I had it. I was like, listen, remember that
Speaker 1: big bag of cheese in the fridge. She's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I said, I know. REMEMBERY told you you could have
Speaker 1: it and she's like, yeah, I go, I liked it.
Speaker 1: It's like what It's also mind over matter though, right,
Speaker 1: because again, if if I would have went into this
Speaker 1: with the mindset knowing it was it was vegan, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, I ain't touching that, or oh this is awful.
Speaker 1: But because I tasted first, you know, let's get back
Speaker 1: to stuff that's bad though. I want thank the real
Speaker 1: Jason three on Instagram j A Y s O N.
Speaker 1: His mom gave him a Y right in the middle
Speaker 1: because it was free. Given the gimme that. Gimme that
Speaker 1: y in the middle. He's he tagged me on Trader
Speaker 1: Joe's ad. Okay, oh my god, I'm gonna probably put
Speaker 1: this on Instagram. It is a because he knows me.
Speaker 1: Because you guys know me. It's vegan, creamy dil dressing. So,
Speaker 1: by the way, that doesn't make the cut, does it. No? No,
Speaker 1: that is a. That is a A. That is a
Speaker 1: triple no for me. No on the vegan, No one
Speaker 1: the creamy. Right now, I'm not having creamy dressings and
Speaker 1: no one the deal del Oh. Speaking of Dill, I
Speaker 1: spoke to my my daughter, who my oldest daughter, who's
Speaker 1: the vegan and she is in uh Europe. I told
Speaker 1: you going for a master's degree. So I haven't seen
Speaker 1: her since July, no August August and she left and
Speaker 1: the July begining August, and so we talk online. We
Speaker 1: talked through apps, you know, so I don't remember the
Speaker 1: topic came up, but there was a She sent me
Speaker 1: a picture of matsa balls and asked me what was
Speaker 1: the green stuff in the matsa ball in in the
Speaker 1: TikTok video she saw. I said, I think that's Dill
Speaker 1: And she said, who the f would put Dill in
Speaker 1: a mats of ball? And I said, so, I said,
Speaker 1: you are my daughter. I love you. And I never
Speaker 1: told her that story. She doesn't listen to the podcast,
Speaker 1: and I said, I said, did I ever tell you
Speaker 1: not to like Dil? I go, you're vegan, you eat
Speaker 1: all that stuff? She deal in a mats of balls?
Speaker 1: That's that's that's that's a travesty. So I I told
Speaker 1: her I would send her the link to our episode
Speaker 1: to listen to it. Of us, I think it's one
Speaker 1: oh three um Locks Lies and Dial or something locks
Speaker 1: Lies and Dill. I think that's the name of the episode,
Speaker 1: something like that. Uh, and so I told her to
Speaker 1: listen to it. So yeah, my ot to hate still
Speaker 1: But thanks Jason for making me want to vomitpeaking of TikTok.
Speaker 1: Can I play one TikTok video? Yes, yes you can.
Speaker 1: Don't tell me no, no, no no, because I was
Speaker 1: gonna I was gonna read some d m s and
Speaker 1: some stuff like that if you were going in that direct.
Speaker 1: I got a like time this because you can't pause
Speaker 1: it right away. So this is a girl and behind
Speaker 1: her she's you know, like on TikTok, you can put
Speaker 1: a graphic behind you, So she puts a tweet behind
Speaker 1: her and she says it out loud, and then I'm
Speaker 1: gonna cut it off because then it's a it's stitched.
Speaker 1: There's a woman behind her in the video who rips
Speaker 1: her for it. But this is one of those I
Speaker 1: was today years old. Idiots are my favorites. She's reading
Speaker 1: the tweet. This is what she says, are now forty
Speaker 1: sink in? Okay. She's doing this on purpose to get
Speaker 1: a right Are now forty let that sink in? What
Speaker 1: do you mean? Okay? So so everybody stitching her video,
Speaker 1: ripping her. She wasn't looking for hits. I let her
Speaker 1: of the videos. She's a dim wit. She's so. The
Speaker 1: person who actually tweeted out, if you were born in
Speaker 1: two thousand, you're forty, now you're over forty whatever, whatever,
Speaker 1: The exact tweet was right. They did it ironically too,
Speaker 1: and and they followed it up with this is a
Speaker 1: tweet I'm gonna send in twenty years. But she only
Speaker 1: saw the part that he said, the first part, which
Speaker 1: was the exact tweet. Let me give you the exact tweets.
Speaker 1: I can't stand people like her, So she read, she read,
Speaker 1: people born in two thousand on now forty. Let that
Speaker 1: sink in. Well, first of all, they be forty one now.
Speaker 1: So so the woman, the woman who who stitched it said,
Speaker 1: the educational system in America is terrible. Let that sink
Speaker 1: in sink in. Yeah, so that idiot, Uh see if
Speaker 1: I have her name here? Hold on, No, it's covered
Speaker 1: up by the caption. Damn it. Yeah, that's it. People.
Speaker 1: You could oddly tell people that and they'll repeat it. Well,
Speaker 1: because that's what people do. They parrot, They mimic people, right,
Speaker 1: Which is why I got upset today because when I
Speaker 1: talked about this on the fifteen minute morning show again
Speaker 1: November three. Is that people always see the fake stories
Speaker 1: but never see the retraction. Right. So today we were
Speaker 1: talking about cracker barrel m and I don't know. Five
Speaker 1: years ago, there was an internet rumor that the logo
Speaker 1: is a slave symbol and that the crack in the
Speaker 1: cracker barrel is the sound of a whip and they
Speaker 1: used to put slaves in a barrel and crack the whip,
Speaker 1: and that you should need a cracker barrel because his
Speaker 1: racist name. That's not true. So this person is like,
Speaker 1: I'm never gonna eat there. Now. There were plenty of
Speaker 1: articles written disparaging that that theory right there, you know,
Speaker 1: and uh and and proving it wrong and explaining where
Speaker 1: the named cracker barrel came from. It was a barrel
Speaker 1: of crackers. They sell crackers and giant barrels. Okay, exactly.
Speaker 1: But this person never saw the follow up. They never
Speaker 1: bothered to investigate. God, that sounds awful. I should probably
Speaker 1: google that. Nope, I'm just gonna take the awful and
Speaker 1: assume the life world is awful. And so when I
Speaker 1: sent them a text message back with a link, they
Speaker 1: wrote back, that's fine. I'm still never gonna eat there
Speaker 1: now because in their minds have a basis logo. It's
Speaker 1: also I also talked about this big but the problem
Speaker 1: with that. The problem with that is they'll never That's
Speaker 1: the way they're always going to be, no matter who
Speaker 1: tells them the right thing. You could. You could send
Speaker 1: them links to websites that show that improves legitimate websites.
Speaker 1: And you know what they'll say, Well, who's to say
Speaker 1: what websites legitimate? If you can't tell the difference between
Speaker 1: a homemade site or a blog site and an actual,
Speaker 1: like factual, I can't help you that. I can't uh
Speaker 1: the other thing, And I mentioned this very briefly and scared.
Speaker 1: We do this all the time. Every time we give
Speaker 1: away money or we raise money for a charity, right,
Speaker 1: no matter what charity it is, kids, cancer, world hunger,
Speaker 1: earthquake relief, the Red Cross, whatever, five people will text in, Hey,
Speaker 1: you shouldn't raise money for that charity because the ceo
Speaker 1: hundred million dollars a year and they don't take they
Speaker 1: don't give the money to the great charity. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you know this about that charity, but the
Speaker 1: CEO blah blah blah blah, blah, stop it, every stop
Speaker 1: it charity. They get a salary because they need somebody
Speaker 1: there to hold, to be the tie that binds, the
Speaker 1: one to keep it all together. We there are people
Speaker 1: on staff at at legitimate charities that get paid a
Speaker 1: salary because and otherwise it wouldn't think it wouldn't exist.
Speaker 1: It was an exist of all. You're right. In order
Speaker 1: for someone to run a global charity like the Red,
Speaker 1: there needs to be an administrative board someone. If you
Speaker 1: are smart enough, educated and skilled enough person to run
Speaker 1: thousands of people on on on every continent, in hundreds
Speaker 1: of countries, you deserve to get paid. Well. If you
Speaker 1: don't pay that person, well, you're not gonna get good
Speaker 1: qualified people like a run a huge company, because every
Speaker 1: charity is still a company. They stuff to pay people
Speaker 1: and not not spoiled food, and run the factories and
Speaker 1: the warehouses and the planes. Someone has to oversee all that.
Speaker 1: But my point isn't that the person doesn't deserve to
Speaker 1: make a million. It's that they get then inflated. They're
Speaker 1: making a hundred and seventy five million and they don't
Speaker 1: give any money to You could look at their mission statement.
Speaker 1: They say we give nine percent. We give seven and
Speaker 1: goes to overhead. And if you're making seven million dollars
Speaker 1: a year and going that's a pretty good amount. If
Speaker 1: you run a global company, you deserve seven million dollars
Speaker 1: a year. Now I know what you're thinking. Now again,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm saying seven if you if you're a
Speaker 1: company that makes that money, and it's money, money going
Speaker 1: to help people. But it's not. It's not that that.
Speaker 1: It's that it's that they believe the fake part of it.
Speaker 1: They make two hundred million, they don't give any money.
Speaker 1: I read it, I read it, I read it, I
Speaker 1: saw it, and you know what happens. It was a
Speaker 1: story about one charity. Right, Let's say it's the Red Cross.
Speaker 1: Vicki Minaj's cousin told me so, right. But then it
Speaker 1: because it's like grape vine. They take that one charity,
Speaker 1: somebody remembers it wrong posts that it was like red
Speaker 1: read something else or a different and all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: it's inarch charity here, in search charity here, right, since
Speaker 1: every charity, every charity, every charity, the person is making
Speaker 1: a twenty million dollars and they have a yacht in
Speaker 1: the plane and uh and they they killed children, do
Speaker 1: some research, fight into some cheese. If you take a
Speaker 1: point in two thousands, there's a guy that got into
Speaker 1: my d M s and he writes in all caps,
Speaker 1: but I don't understand how you mentioned that. He's like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck? I've been listening to your podcast for years?
Speaker 1: Based on the Brooklyn Boys podcast logo, I thought you
Speaker 1: were Brody and the other guy was scary. It even
Speaker 1: says brody and scary next to the photo every story
Speaker 1: Brody has ever told I put your face to it's scary.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be hella weird next time I listen. But
Speaker 1: that's I don't know if I don't know if I
Speaker 1: can reverse it in my head anymore, because it's it's
Speaker 1: all I'm accustomed to it. It's been so long. Have
Speaker 1: other people have other people thought this? Well, first of all,
Speaker 1: the logo says scary and Brodie exactly. But when he
Speaker 1: but he saw a picture of me, and he goes,
Speaker 1: wait a second, I thought that was Brodie. So Brodie,
Speaker 1: every time you're talking, he's picturing my face, and every
Speaker 1: time I'm talking, he's picturing you, which by the way,
Speaker 1: is worse. So so I don't know how does and
Speaker 1: now he can't correct it in his head because well,
Speaker 1: it goes to what we were just talking about earlier.
Speaker 1: It's like, what you've got something in your way, what
Speaker 1: you have a certain way in your head, you can't
Speaker 1: I'm scary. I'm looking at our logo. It says some
Speaker 1: boys podcast with Scary and Brodie, and you're on the
Speaker 1: left and I'm on the right. Is he reading it Hebrew?
Speaker 1: I don't know, he says the left, he says Brody
Speaker 1: has Brody and Scary. He reads it. Well, that's that
Speaker 1: I'm not Maybe he's reading it somewhere else. I'm not
Speaker 1: making Maybe at the end of the day. At the
Speaker 1: end of the day he the moral of this story
Speaker 1: is he pictures your face with mine when I'm talking
Speaker 1: to get that. I'm confused. Now, I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to have a version of our our
Speaker 1: logo where the names and our pictures are reversed, but
Speaker 1: they still match. Like the names on the left. I'm
Speaker 1: on the left, your name is on the right, you're
Speaker 1: on the right. There's I don't think there's any I
Speaker 1: don't we always stand in Brody and Scary order, Scary
Speaker 1: and Brody unless unless you make me move or I
Speaker 1: make you move. That's weird. I don't know. Well anyway,
Speaker 1: I wanted to just address that real quick. No, I
Speaker 1: totally get that. So there was a It set me
Speaker 1: up for an awkward moment, and I didn't realize it
Speaker 1: at the time. So this past weekend, the Jets, the
Speaker 1: Jets New York Jets football team starting quarterback. I say
Speaker 1: that because there's a Jets hockey team in Winnipeg, the
Speaker 1: New York Jets football team, even though they play in
Speaker 1: New Jersey. Their starting quarterback, rookie quarterback Zack Wilson, was out,
Speaker 1: so they're his backup. His name is Mike White, and
Speaker 1: he happens to be a white guy. And he's Mike
Speaker 1: White and he's white. He had an unbelievable game, unbelievable game,
Speaker 1: but in the middle of the game, he had what
Speaker 1: they thought might have been a concussion. He got knocked down.
Speaker 1: He was he possibly injured, and he missed five or
Speaker 1: six plays. While he was out, the third string quarterback
Speaker 1: came in, Josh Johnson. Josh Johnson is black. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: part of the story, trust me. So the Jets win
Speaker 1: a game. They weren't supposed to win because it's a
Speaker 1: football game and they're not very good. And the NBC
Speaker 1: New York website put up a picture of wait, hold
Speaker 1: on a second, my girlfriend's call. Hey, Hey, how are
Speaker 1: you okay? How are you? I'm good? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Tell her to talk dirty? Goes for on the podcast?
Speaker 1: We need to ratings. What's good I'm doing the Broken
Speaker 1: Boys podcast? What are you doing about something? All right?
Speaker 1: I'll call you back. All right? They did I talk
Speaker 1: about you today? Yeah? On the radio? No, I don't
Speaker 1: remember talking about you today on the radio. Go ahead
Speaker 1: and tell us scary alright, bye? Do you realize something
Speaker 1: that your girlfriend? It's perfect for you? You know why
Speaker 1: that she interrupted my story? Also, she at least she
Speaker 1: didn't go from first to third. I hear she does,
Speaker 1: if you know what I mean. Okay, So NBC New
Speaker 1: York on their website put up a picture of the
Speaker 1: Jets backup quarterback and the headline is white steps in
Speaker 1: leads Jets to wild one win over the Bengals. Okay,
Speaker 1: the problem is the picture is Josh Johnson, the black quarterback.
Speaker 1: So to make fun of them on my Facebook page,
Speaker 1: I wrote, nice job NBC New York. But that guy
Speaker 1: isn't white, right, right, right, right? You took it, you
Speaker 1: said it differently. It would be like, it's Brody like,
Speaker 1: it's not Michael, it's that guy's not Michael white, right.
Speaker 1: I said that guy's not white, like, that's not that's
Speaker 1: not Rogers, that's not that's not right, that's not uh
Speaker 1: the quarterback, that's not white. So but they so yeah,
Speaker 1: So I didn't mean to come off that way, but
Speaker 1: I clearly came off that way. Luckily I didn't put
Speaker 1: it on on regular social media where people would have
Speaker 1: accused me of god knows what. Now, bro you're you're
Speaker 1: a man who jumps to conclusions and you you see things.
Speaker 1: You're a visionary a lot of time. Did you not
Speaker 1: catch that? Shout out to the slices that did? Okay,
Speaker 1: I am a visionary. Go on, But um, I remember
Speaker 1: I told you the story. We we've told this has
Speaker 1: been ongoing thing about Barney the bull, the bull that
Speaker 1: got it took like a month to off. They finally
Speaker 1: had he escaped a month later. They take the bull
Speaker 1: back and the last the last time I mentioned it's
Speaker 1: a few episodes ago. I told you that they were
Speaker 1: gonna take Barney the bull to a sanctuary where he's
Speaker 1: going to live. My first dog is that he's gonna
Speaker 1: live happily ever after in a place where he can
Speaker 1: live forever because he escaped forever. He well, he's gonna
Speaker 1: live until his his he dies, naturally, he was they
Speaker 1: weren't going to take him out to slaughter like they
Speaker 1: were originally. He was spared, and then they have a
Speaker 1: cowdiac arrest. Well, Brody, what did you then say when
Speaker 1: I said that, I said, that's probably gonna put him
Speaker 1: on the same farm they put my first dog. That's bullshit.
Speaker 1: They're gonna kill him. I said, he's gonna be a hamburger.
Speaker 1: So you're saying that it was all for press, that
Speaker 1: we just wanted to get everybody to go away. Everybody's
Speaker 1: gonna be nothing to see here. Okay, Barty's good, see
Speaker 1: you later. And then and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: when no one's looking, they take him out. In previous
Speaker 1: examples of this sometimes in somewhere in the country, but
Speaker 1: I only know about it in the New York tri
Speaker 1: state area. Sometimes a sheep will get out, or you know,
Speaker 1: a lamb like something smaller, and they will legitimately bring
Speaker 1: it to a petting zoo, right like you know what,
Speaker 1: He earned his freedom and and they bring him to
Speaker 1: a petting zoo because it's a small animal. Petting zoos
Speaker 1: can use it. But where are you gonna put a
Speaker 1: cow and feed it grass and let it roam forever? Be?
Speaker 1: There's no fields of wild cows. That's not a thing.
Speaker 1: I don't tell me Montana. I'm I'm talking about the
Speaker 1: great state of Montana. I'm talking about you know, regular
Speaker 1: states that don't have cows running around in fields. Somebody
Speaker 1: owns the cows. So what happened in his cow? Well, Brody,
Speaker 1: I wish I had I wish I didn't bring meat.
Speaker 1: I wish I wish I would have brought the jingles home,
Speaker 1: including the one that says Brody is wrong. Because Brody
Speaker 1: is wrong, I don't have the jingle. Mayor, guess what
Speaker 1: this is a coincidence? Mayor wrote to me. Mayor, her
Speaker 1: name is Mayor M M. Dollas slid into my d
Speaker 1: M s and said, Hey, I was listening to the podcast,
Speaker 1: well catching up, and you mentioned how you were so
Speaker 1: happy to hear that Barney the Bull went to a
Speaker 1: sanctuary Brody was cracking jokes, and you said, and you said,
Speaker 1: you need to believe that he's being looked after. So
Speaker 1: I was really excited to tell you that my fiance
Speaker 1: works for that sanctuary and is installing fences and Barney
Speaker 1: the Bull is there. I just thought you'd appreciate that
Speaker 1: and have some closure about Barney the Bull. Barney the
Speaker 1: Bulls in the sanctuary. You were wrong. See here is
Speaker 1: this woman was listening to the podcast name of a
Speaker 1: buffet in Long Island. You see, do you have to
Speaker 1: believe that these people are are doing the right thing,
Speaker 1: that the duck fall in more richest Long Island and
Speaker 1: now settling into his forever home. I hope for the best.
Speaker 1: Well that's what I'm just I'm giving you an update.
Speaker 1: You made jokes. Mare look hurt it And she said,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna text these guys because my fiance
Speaker 1: was the one who built the fences for him. So
Speaker 1: there you go. Another defense breaks and he runs away
Speaker 1: again and they shoot it. I'm rooting for Barney. I'm
Speaker 1: rooting for Barney the Bull. I am. I'm a big
Speaker 1: fan of the bulls. Love the bulls. Little catch up
Speaker 1: cheese you're awful. You're awful. Um so um, I got
Speaker 1: some sound that. Let's do that and then we gotta yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so you have the Yasmin clip. Uh, the Yasmin clip.
Speaker 1: I got a Supreme Court send. It's here two weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Let me see if I can play the Yasmin clip off.
Speaker 1: How are we not on the same page. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm looking. I'm looking through my bank of sound. It
Speaker 1: says Yasmine on it. Let me see if it. Let
Speaker 1: me see what I called. I'll check my list here,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what it's called. You're gonna check it twice. No,
Speaker 1: it's Yasmine. I'll play the clip all right, please do.
Speaker 1: There's a woman on cable news. Um. She has a
Speaker 1: very unusual name. Her name is Yasmin vesugi In Yasmin Vesugian. Now,
Speaker 1: if we work with someone with an odd name right
Speaker 1: at at at our radio station, at home radio stations Andrew,
Speaker 1: New York, and they were on the air with us,
Speaker 1: we would know how to pronounce their name right. No,
Speaker 1: well we would because if they were they're a regular
Speaker 1: on our show. No, they work at se Andre on
Speaker 1: the air, like we know Shelley's yeah, yeah, yeah, of course,
Speaker 1: of course it's Crystal Rosas. Yeah, of course yeah, because yeah,
Speaker 1: these are our co workers. They so so uh so.
Speaker 1: Listen to this guy say his her last name, and
Speaker 1: remember it's Vegan. Never mind how it's spelled, because it's
Speaker 1: a it's a nightmare to look at its spell. Here
Speaker 1: we go, see if I can play this. Hold on, Oh,
Speaker 1: I turned the sound down because the TikTok thing. Hold
Speaker 1: on that reps up this hour for me. I'm jo
Speaker 1: I'll see you tomorrow on NBC A New Saturday, and
Speaker 1: you can always reach me on Twitter and Instagram at
Speaker 1: j dard if you can't follow the show online. Jd MSNBC.
Speaker 1: Thank you for the privilege of your time. Yes, picks
Speaker 1: up with mornings right now. Yasmine was Sagan and that's
Speaker 1: not her name, it's Vasugan. Wow, So he must have
Speaker 1: read again, He must have read enough the teleprompter. He
Speaker 1: doesn't know his own co worker. In all fairness, no, no,
Speaker 1: why don't they write her name phonetically on the damn teleprompter?
Speaker 1: The sue gee in Sagan. You know she has a
Speaker 1: difficult name. You're a coworker. In all fairness. In all fairness,
Speaker 1: they're probably not from the same studio. One of them
Speaker 1: probably opposit into the country before before worker. You're throwing
Speaker 1: it to horror Sactually, this is your job, right, you
Speaker 1: know you're coming to work. You're like, Okay, I'm on
Speaker 1: ten to eleven. Someone's coming on after me. Who is it?
Speaker 1: Who is it? Is it? Uh? Is it Brian Williams?
Speaker 1: Because I can pronounce that. No? Is it Rachel Mattow.
Speaker 1: I can pronounce that right, it's Yasmin Vesugian. Okay, should
Speaker 1: probably prepare myself. I'll write it down, I'll practice it.
Speaker 1: I'll ask her producer how to pronounce it? Hey, producer
Speaker 1: in the in the in the teleprompter, why don't you
Speaker 1: spell it out for me? Right? Would you didn't take that?
Speaker 1: Would you like it? If the Night Chuck said, hey,
Speaker 1: tune in tomorrow on the Elvis Strand Show because, uh,
Speaker 1: Skyrie Jones has a funny story, you were like, what
Speaker 1: the funk man? I work here? I work with you
Speaker 1: Skyrie and Brady. Right. Wouldn't you be like, that's not
Speaker 1: my name? You work here. She's there longer than him. Right?
Speaker 1: We have a sup So the Supreme Court had a
Speaker 1: very big case to discuss this week, very big case.
Speaker 1: It was such a big case for the first time
Speaker 1: ever that I can remember, they made a big deal
Speaker 1: out of it. Live you could hear the arguments from
Speaker 1: the attorneys arguing their case in front of the Supreme Court.
Speaker 1: And do you hear that buzzing? Ye? Hear that buzzing?
Speaker 1: What's up? It sounds like a cell phone interference. Now
Speaker 1: the wires loose, okay, I tighten the wire so for
Speaker 1: the first time, and that they made a big deal
Speaker 1: about it that you could hear live the oral arguments
Speaker 1: of the Supreme Court justices. So I tuned in. I
Speaker 1: was pre law. You guys know that I love the law.
Speaker 1: It's irrelevant what you believe about the case, what case
Speaker 1: it was, it's relevant to the story. This amazing moment
Speaker 1: in American history. Because of the pandemic, they've wired up
Speaker 1: the chambers because a lot of the judges are working
Speaker 1: from home. Okay. Now, at one point the justices were
Speaker 1: all home, especially when Ruth Bader Ginsburg was on her
Speaker 1: last leg. She wasn't gonna go in during COVID. Everybody
Speaker 1: today set up this technology to mike them up, record
Speaker 1: them whatever so no video, just audio, and every time
Speaker 1: a Supreme Court judge would come on and talk, they
Speaker 1: would put up their picture. Fascinating the way they all argued, right,
Speaker 1: play the clip, Listen to them the Supreme Court in
Speaker 1: that States America talking and then listened to the guy
Speaker 1: who comes on and what he says and what he does.
Speaker 1: Play the clip docket. Every SPA petition that has brought
Speaker 1: forward in the state has encouraged, has incentivized enforcement by
Speaker 1: offering ten thousand dollars or more. Um. Not only extraordinary,
Speaker 1: it's it's so unusual that we're able to listen in
Speaker 1: on what the Supreme Court is listening to these oral
Speaker 1: arguments before the court as it takes up these two
Speaker 1: cases stemming from the controversial Texas abortion law. But we're
Speaker 1: gonna go back to it. It's unusual, it's extraordinary. I
Speaker 1: want to just bring in Neal Casual to give us
Speaker 1: a little context about so twice the guy from the
Speaker 1: news network says, extra we'll get back to that later.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna interrupted and talk to this guy. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was about to say, you know, you're pretty look at
Speaker 1: this hot naked lady. Okay, while you're looking at heart
Speaker 1: forget how look over here, Benny the Bull, this is
Speaker 1: the most amazing naked woman. You're listening to the Supreme Court.
Speaker 1: He comes on and says, it's like a once in
Speaker 1: a lifetime things. This is like God coming down and
Speaker 1: parting the seas. But wait a minute, look look what's
Speaker 1: on Netflix. I mean, and then and here it again,
Speaker 1: and goestly, this is amazing. This is a once in
Speaker 1: a lifetime And by the way, he's talking over them
Speaker 1: as he's saying that this is the most amazing thing.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk now, but don't worry, I'm gonna go. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not going back to it. I have a guest
Speaker 1: in studio. Let's talk to him about how incredible it
Speaker 1: is that we're able to listen to what we're not listening.
Speaker 1: What a bunch of fucking morons. He brought a guy
Speaker 1: on to talk about how incredible it is that we're
Speaker 1: able to listen to the Supreme Court. As we're not
Speaker 1: listening to the Supreme Court. It's the boys past man.
Speaker 1: You know what, they should put us on network TV.
Speaker 1: We should we should be and we should be the producers,
Speaker 1: we should be the writers. They should interrupt us and
Speaker 1: talk about how great our show is. Man, what is
Speaker 1: wrong with people? I don't know. You're talking to me
Speaker 1: about what's wrong with people? You got a laundry list
Speaker 1: of what's wrong. Can I tell you what's wrong with me?
Speaker 1: I made a mistake that I've been making for two
Speaker 1: years now, and it's one of those things you go,
Speaker 1: Brody thought you were smart to me. I said to myself,
Speaker 1: are you stupid? So you know? I have a pool
Speaker 1: and a lot of times I know you have a pool,
Speaker 1: Brody and rubbed it in my face every summer. Now
Speaker 1: my pool, you don't invite me. I closed my pool
Speaker 1: October fift I think good riddens. Anyway, when I go
Speaker 1: in at night, I like to relax. I put like
Speaker 1: a TV show on on the laptop on my iPad.
Speaker 1: I watched TV up by the pool. You know I
Speaker 1: should aim something. And in order to watch TV, I
Speaker 1: like to I have a round inner tube. I used
Speaker 1: to have a Mets inner tube logos all over and
Speaker 1: you know, like I put my arms over the sides
Speaker 1: and I bobbed in the water and I watched whatever's
Speaker 1: on the TV. Just I relaxed. I chill, like my
Speaker 1: I'm hanging by my arms. Right. So early last year,
Speaker 1: after multiple times patching my mets my mets uh pool float,
Speaker 1: my round float, right, I ran a patch and it
Speaker 1: wasn't holding the air anymore, and so I bought a
Speaker 1: blue float uh the only one they had and at
Speaker 1: the store I was at, and it's got handles. So
Speaker 1: you know, like when you go to like a water park,
Speaker 1: you get those round uh pool floats with handles. You know.
Speaker 1: I didn't buy it. I got it at work that
Speaker 1: somebody Party City came in with summer supplies and I
Speaker 1: took home the float. That's where I got it, and
Speaker 1: I didn't realize it had handles. So for all of
Speaker 1: last summer, and I would say, the first two thirds
Speaker 1: of this summer. Now you know how the handles are located,
Speaker 1: like it o'clock right ten and two right, okay, So
Speaker 1: I would turn it around so that they would the
Speaker 1: handles are behind me, but if I put my head back,
Speaker 1: I'd sometimes hit the handles and I go, fucking hate
Speaker 1: this thing, but it was it's a nice float. And
Speaker 1: then I never got around to find that they don't
Speaker 1: make the METS one anymore, so I put up with
Speaker 1: the free float. Sometime in September. I threw the pool
Speaker 1: float in as I normally do, but the wind took
Speaker 1: it and it flipped over, and so I got in
Speaker 1: the tube, not realizing it was upside down, and I'm
Speaker 1: like where the handles go? And I realized that I
Speaker 1: had to to put the handles down. How did I
Speaker 1: not put the handles down for a year and a half,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I had the handles pitching about the
Speaker 1: I hate these handles, turning the thing around. If so,
Speaker 1: so you're saying you could presh them in and they
Speaker 1: stay in. No, they don't stay in, and they just
Speaker 1: go down the handles. I turn over in the water, right,
Speaker 1: and now it's like it doesn't have handles? Right? How
Speaker 1: did I not realize that? How that you could? You
Speaker 1: could flip the float over upside down? It didn't occur
Speaker 1: to me, of all, I'm a problem solver. Now does
Speaker 1: the does the embarrass to admit that? Let me ask
Speaker 1: you this though, because he and cheese? Who am I?
Speaker 1: Does the pool float look the same upside down that
Speaker 1: does right side up? It doesn't have the handles, so
Speaker 1: there's no difference. It's perfectly symmetrical, except the hand like
Speaker 1: a water Park float did you get into the bottom
Speaker 1: is smooth? You're an idiot. I'm an idiot. You know
Speaker 1: what it is? You over analyze everything. Sometimes you're so
Speaker 1: close to something and you're so detailed that you just
Speaker 1: sometimes need to take a step back, you know what
Speaker 1: it is. I'm anal about it. And I would always
Speaker 1: put it handles up because that's the straight way, right,
Speaker 1: that's straight you put the handles up. Otherwise it's upside down.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, oh, it's upside down. It never occurred
Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, dumbass upside down. I get so slices.
Speaker 1: Is there something in your life that you realized after
Speaker 1: a long time where you're like, oh shit, how did
Speaker 1: I not know? Like? Why didn't I always do it
Speaker 1: this way? Because I feel I feel that way and
Speaker 1: I don't remember the last time I ever felt that
Speaker 1: way where I said to myself, how did you what?
Speaker 1: It was an epiphany? I went, oh my god, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't want to tell anybody. I
Speaker 1: don't want to tell I felt. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: how did I what? I can't? I put the float
Speaker 1: up and I actually I was talking to myself out loud,
Speaker 1: going and luckily I was in the pool by myself.
Speaker 1: Did you put it right? So I put it in
Speaker 1: my phone on like podcast and then scared, you know,
Speaker 1: we're in We're November now. I have held onto this
Speaker 1: since September, not wanting to say it out loud, but
Speaker 1: it's the new maid um I have you know, I
Speaker 1: realized this a little while. I have to pack because
Speaker 1: I'm headed to Miami. We're doing something tomorrow for our
Speaker 1: friends and Why one hundred Miami who didn't invite me?
Speaker 1: Go on? They well, yeah, they would have been responsible
Speaker 1: to invite you, and they did not. They did not.
Speaker 1: They didn't they did, They didn't. Nor did the person
Speaker 1: who was in charge of the list say, hey, you
Speaker 1: forgot Brody. I was, by the way, for the record
Speaker 1: for the Miami in November, for the record slices I did.
Speaker 1: Was not in charge of the list. No, it's not
Speaker 1: scary but scary. Did not say, well, bro bro So
Speaker 1: we gave away a wedding on Why one hundred A
Speaker 1: couple cool, a very cool giving. Yeah, they did it
Speaker 1: for the you know throughout I guess hundred South Florida
Speaker 1: Miami because we were on two d Why one Miami
Speaker 1: and uh we we basically gave away this wedding and
Speaker 1: it was basically with all the fixtions you get, you
Speaker 1: get tomatoes and all of it. You get the winning
Speaker 1: couple that won this contest for why one hundred um
Speaker 1: is going to be married at the Fountain Blue Tomorrow
Speaker 1: Friday evening by Nate from our show who's a or
Speaker 1: ordained minister. And then afterwards is the reception at the
Speaker 1: Fountain Blue. They got to bring a hundred fifty guests.
Speaker 1: Everything it's paid for, by the way, a beautiful hotel
Speaker 1: and all of it was included. It's crazy. They got
Speaker 1: a full wedding paid for them, which is an amazing prize.
Speaker 1: Are they getting married? Were they like a couple had
Speaker 1: to write a letter in Yeah, yeah they were getting married.
Speaker 1: So as it turns a free wedding and get married
Speaker 1: to you if I have to, as it turns as
Speaker 1: went out um tomorrow Friday night, I will be there,
Speaker 1: Mr Brody Scary. My role will be to announce the
Speaker 1: wedding party and the bribing room into the main room.
Speaker 1: You know, give it up. Oh you're the hype guy
Speaker 1: on the hype Man. You know the first time ever
Speaker 1: is give it up for write the new Mr. And
Speaker 1: for the first time ever as in public as the
Speaker 1: new Mr and Mrs. Blah blah blah blah. Wait a minute,
Speaker 1: a minute, what if she's not changing her name? What
Speaker 1: if she's hyphening? You better find that out. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: find out. Maybe she lost her hyphen maybe she didn't. Well,
Speaker 1: it was a horseback riding accident, that was she fled.
Speaker 1: So I hope everyone got that joke. I hope so too.
Speaker 1: If you don't google Virginity horseback riding an excuse because
Speaker 1: or lie lie right. So, so I'm going to be
Speaker 1: the guy on the microphone being the MC dude being like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, here's and coming into the room now accompanied
Speaker 1: by a couple of that's gonna be banging it out
Speaker 1: tonight for sure. So after all that's a bad cook.
Speaker 1: She must be good and bad, ladies and gentlemen. What
Speaker 1: are you gonna say? What do you say, like like
Speaker 1: a little ribbing? Oh? I don't know. We'll figure that out.
Speaker 1: But the larger point here is she must be good
Speaker 1: in the bad looking at that face, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1: After after that moment is over, by the way, I'm
Speaker 1: not seeing that picture. I'm talking about hypothetical couple. I
Speaker 1: don't know the wedding people. He's not talking. I'm sure
Speaker 1: that lovely I'm saying, I know scary. What I'm saying is,
Speaker 1: as soon as we are done with that and that announcement,
Speaker 1: my duties have ended for the night. You've been drunk.
Speaker 1: At that point they told me, well, you know you
Speaker 1: you're a guest at the party. You should stay right, yes,
Speaker 1: drink No. But I kind of want to leave at
Speaker 1: that point because it's I feel like I'm I'm meddling
Speaker 1: on someone's wedding, and I feel like I'm I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I was not an invited guest. I was not invited.
Speaker 1: Hold on a second, was not an invited guest? I was.
Speaker 1: They want a promotion. They may or may not listen
Speaker 1: to the morning show they won from why one hundred,
Speaker 1: They probably know who I am. But but would they
Speaker 1: have invited me had they not won the contest? My
Speaker 1: guess is no, because I don't think anyone that anyone's
Speaker 1: first instinct is, hey, let's invite the people to the
Speaker 1: from the radio station to our wedding. Although we have
Speaker 1: gotten invites in the past, I don't know if this
Speaker 1: this was this couple's m O. So here I'm going
Speaker 1: to be after the announcements are over, and I'm just
Speaker 1: I may just do Irish exit because I don't want
Speaker 1: to be there. I don't think with because I don't
Speaker 1: know anybody. I wouldn't know anybody in the room. You
Speaker 1: know the other five people that got invited to Florida
Speaker 1: without me? Oh yeah, but are they staying? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't think we are. I think we're gonna see
Speaker 1: you guys better know because one or two things is
Speaker 1: gonna happen. Either Mr and Mrs blah blah blah are
Speaker 1: gonna say god still here. I mean like it was
Speaker 1: nice and games to the wedding, but or they're gonna say,
Speaker 1: oh man, they fucking laugh. That's rude because because honestly,
Speaker 1: I think the it's the former, not the latter response.
Speaker 1: It's more like, are they hanging around for this is
Speaker 1: our private day, this is our wedding. He's arou our guests,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know anybody in the room. Well, here's
Speaker 1: what you do. One of you goes up to the
Speaker 1: to the groom because the bride is gonna be like frazzled.
Speaker 1: You go up to the groom and say, hey, man, congratulations,
Speaker 1: have a wonderful time, Congratulations on the wedding and winning
Speaker 1: and everything, um, and thanks for letting us be a
Speaker 1: part of it. You know, we're probably gonna head out soon.
Speaker 1: Right at that point, he's gonna say to you, hey,
Speaker 1: it's so nice to you to come, thank you so much,
Speaker 1: or he is gonna go, Okay, you don't have to leave.
Speaker 1: We'd love to have you. My my mom's a big fans.
Speaker 1: She wants to meet you, Like, let the groom tell
Speaker 1: you what to do, or go up to the best
Speaker 1: man and ask his opinion. The other thing I don't
Speaker 1: want to do is upstage the couple on their happy day,
Speaker 1: because if there's going to be listeners, No, but there's
Speaker 1: gonna be people in that room that listen to our show,
Speaker 1: and they're gonna be more interested in hanging out and
Speaker 1: taking pictures and schmoozing and buying us, you know, talking
Speaker 1: doing shots at the bar. And then I'm too big
Speaker 1: of a celebrity. I get it. I kind of am.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna wear a white I don't want to dress.
Speaker 1: I don't want to overshadow them on their day. Are
Speaker 1: you gonna wear a white dress or a tuxedo that
Speaker 1: matches the groom and be part of the I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do that getting all the photos. I'm just you're making fun.
Speaker 1: But this is a real problem. That's desally a problem.
Speaker 1: But look, if you leave after you bringing the Mr
Speaker 1: and missus is when are they gonna have kids? Start
Speaker 1: asking them now if you if you leave after that,
Speaker 1: you've got the happy hour food, right, you got the
Speaker 1: cocktail hour. That the best part, the best part. So
Speaker 1: all you're really giving up is maybe dessert. Maybe I
Speaker 1: don't care about missing out on food. Brody, what the contain?
Speaker 1: Blue has got some good food in terms of meals.
Speaker 1: When was the last time he did the electric slide though?
Speaker 1: Or the chicken tans? I don't want anything, not trying
Speaker 1: to do that. I want to I just kind of
Speaker 1: want to tiptoe out backwards. I wouldn't stay past the
Speaker 1: prime rib. You would stay for dinner. Yeah, although I'm
Speaker 1: eating healthier now, so I would like I would have
Speaker 1: like the soul, the dover soul, or the filet whatever
Speaker 1: that fish. If it's a fountain, Blue, it might be like,
Speaker 1: I'm not mingling with these people. I try and Sea Bass.
Speaker 1: This is the difference between me and Brody. This is
Speaker 1: the difference. You would actually stay and wait for dinner,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, take something back to the room, like
Speaker 1: a little to go container. You're awful. Listen. If it's
Speaker 1: dover soul, I'm out of there, right. If it's like chicken,
Speaker 1: I'm out. But if it's Chilean Sea bass or like
Speaker 1: surf and turf, like Fountain Blue is fancy, Fountain Blue
Speaker 1: is nice. I know they got good food in there,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. So I want to see the menu.
Speaker 1: I would excuse use me, what's the menu? And the
Speaker 1: other question baby lamp chops, because I'm staying with baby.
Speaker 1: The gift is your presence. No, they won everything. Presence
Speaker 1: is there present, they just saved. I'm only gonna talk
Speaker 1: New York prices. I'm I know, wherever you are in
Speaker 1: the country, you might think I'm crazy. I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: average price price of a wedding where we're from. It
Speaker 1: is like I mean, I would imagine because if you
Speaker 1: think about it, it is the Fountain Blue and they
Speaker 1: are very expensive and fancy place expensive right right, So
Speaker 1: and in a hundred fifty I'm sorry, A hundred fifty people.
Speaker 1: How much ahead? Couple man Friday night? Right, I'm not
Speaker 1: having a wedding like that. I'm just saying that people
Speaker 1: have weddings like that. Well anyway, um, that's where I
Speaker 1: will be on Friday. I think I'm going. I've made
Speaker 1: my mind up. Thanks you, no, no, thanks to you.
Speaker 1: No help. You didn't help me out. Yeah, Rody, what
Speaker 1: are you doing this weekend? Oh, that's a good question.
Speaker 1: You don't know. You don't have it all planned out.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have it all planned out. No,
Speaker 1: I don't have it don't planned out. I have not.
Speaker 1: I have not made plans for the weekend yet. I haven't.
Speaker 1: I may, I may. You know what, I'm definitely gonna
Speaker 1: see Marvel's new Eternals movie. It's getting mixed reviews, but
Speaker 1: the parts that people like will be enough for me
Speaker 1: to enjoy it. So I'm definitely go to the movies
Speaker 1: this weekend. After that, I don't know. Oh, I'm probably
Speaker 1: gonna watch just to Party on Garth. I'm probably gonna
Speaker 1: watch on HBO. Max not a sponsor. Um uh, the
Speaker 1: sequel Too Venom, Venom, Too Electric Boogaloo Venom to Electric
Speaker 1: Bullogle Yes, Venom to start streaming on HBO Max yesterday,
Speaker 1: and I didn't get to see it in the movies,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna watch that. So I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: double Marvel movie this weekend. I did watch Free Guy
Speaker 1: this week with Ryan Reynolds, the real Ryan Reynolds, not
Speaker 1: the fantasy football guy, and I enjoyed it. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: I say, I don't really watch any of this if
Speaker 1: you haven't seen Ryan Reynolds. I love Ryan renolds sense
Speaker 1: of humor. Here's what I'll say about Free Guy because
Speaker 1: it got good reviews. It hasn't word free in it,
Speaker 1: and you love that, love that this. The trailer is excellent.
Speaker 1: The trailer is very funny. The majority of the funny
Speaker 1: is in the trailer. So the movie is fine, right,
Speaker 1: It's fine, it's pleasant, fine, it moves along. If you
Speaker 1: don't like want to walk out like One Woman four,
Speaker 1: which was the worst movie I've seen in twenty years.
Speaker 1: It's a good movie. It's fine. Give it, Give it yeah,
Speaker 1: pretty deep, pretty deep average. Speaking of which, Curb your
Speaker 1: Enthusiasm is back. Oh my god, you brought I was
Speaker 1: that was the tip of my tongue. I was just
Speaker 1: about to mention, what made you think of that? Me
Speaker 1: doing Larry David? You're doing Larry David oppression. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh wait a second, how was that? How was the
Speaker 1: first episode? So there's two episodes, two of them. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm two weeks behind already. There's a couple
Speaker 1: of moments that are very me where I was like,
Speaker 1: absolutely would have done that. I don't want to give
Speaker 1: it any what. I don't want to like talk about plots,
Speaker 1: because if you're behind, I want say anything. I would
Speaker 1: say the two episodes I've seen so far, I've been
Speaker 1: pretty deep, pretty deep average. Oh really, that's again, very critical,
Speaker 1: thirty minutes show right, eight or nine minutes of like that.
Speaker 1: That's good. That's good. But you know what, you know
Speaker 1: what they haven't been so far? You know what is
Speaker 1: a really good episode of Curb or when Seinfeld really
Speaker 1: hit a home run? I know when YadA YadA, YadA,
Speaker 1: I'm out master my domain? Right. They had those catch
Speaker 1: phrases can you spare a square? It was the episodes
Speaker 1: you were talking about, Oh my god on Curb Least
Speaker 1: Night right, Junior, they're very refreshing, Jerry. There was nothing
Speaker 1: overly quotable, like he did a random of towels. It
Speaker 1: was like, but I do love, I do love when
Speaker 1: it goes full circle. That to me is the masterful
Speaker 1: writing and wit. Yes, he comes back to haunt him
Speaker 1: at the end. Yes, that that isn't pretty much every episode. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was some of that. I just um it was.
Speaker 1: It was pretty pretty average. It was that, Yeah, I saw.
Speaker 1: I want you to watch and if you've seen it,
Speaker 1: please tweet us and let us know. I will say
Speaker 1: that the highlight of the at least last week's episode
Speaker 1: was Susie Esman. Okay, Susie Green. She was fantastic because
Speaker 1: there's that. Okay, So there's something about a couch. That's it.
Speaker 1: Couch is funny. All right, let you watch it. I
Speaker 1: gotta watch it. You'll like the ending of the second
Speaker 1: episode if you get it. It's subtle, but it's a
Speaker 1: full circle like you like, but it's not in your face.
Speaker 1: You have to go what just happened? Oh shit? Right,
Speaker 1: So that's good. So I'm waiting for the third episode.
Speaker 1: But it was it was pretty pretty man, pretty Hey.
Speaker 1: We gotta shout out Robert Carl. Robert Carl is a
Speaker 1: new Slice for Life. He wrote to us at the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com. He said, I
Speaker 1: am a fifty one year old truck driver. I drive
Speaker 1: a local semi, a local semi whatever that is. Um,
Speaker 1: it's a it's a semi. It's a semi. Okay. About
Speaker 1: three weeks ago, after hearing the same song twenty times
Speaker 1: in a day, I decided to listen to my first
Speaker 1: podcast ever. So I downloaded the I Heart radio app.
Speaker 1: Hit the podcast selection, and the Brooklyn Boys was the
Speaker 1: first one to come up. Isn't that weird? He discovered
Speaker 1: this that way. I started on episode one and here,
Speaker 1: and you guys say, that's when you said start from
Speaker 1: the beginning. I went back and started from zero. I
Speaker 1: listened ten I listened to for ten hours a day,
Speaker 1: five days a week. I'm up to episode eighty. Now
Speaker 1: when I do catch up to you guys, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: start listening to the big show. He doesn't even know about.
Speaker 1: Elvis Da ran in the morning show. This guy. This
Speaker 1: guy was listening to a local radio station. Got sick
Speaker 1: of the same song over and again, downloaded the heart
Speaker 1: radio app. Discovered us anyway, thanks for it. We don't
Speaker 1: play the same song so well. Thanks for helping the
Speaker 1: miles and the time go by every day. I don't
Speaker 1: know where Robert is from in this fine country of hours,
Speaker 1: but just know that he is driving across country and
Speaker 1: he found us, and he's he's eventually get this. He's eventually,
Speaker 1: when he's done listening to all the episodes, gonna go
Speaker 1: listen to the Big Shows. It begs the question, and
Speaker 1: I want to hear from you, slices. Get in touch
Speaker 1: with us on Instagram or Twitter at the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: or or even the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: Let us know if you're listening to us, but you've
Speaker 1: never heard Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, you've never
Speaker 1: heard the Big Show before. I want to know if
Speaker 1: you tell us how you found us yea, and how
Speaker 1: you found us. Also, if you know a trucker, tell
Speaker 1: them about the podcast, because that's a lot of listening.
Speaker 1: We got a text message on the Elvis Show this
Speaker 1: morning from a trucker who says they listen every day
Speaker 1: and they listen to the on demand show every day
Speaker 1: for four hours afterwards if they missed anything, and I said, oh,
Speaker 1: you should listen to our podcast. To Serril Kills, Brooklyn Boys. Whatever. Oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't know about the podcast. What you're a truck driver? Hello,
Speaker 1: you got nothing to do but listen to audio. So
Speaker 1: tell a truck driver, uh that that we're on. Tell
Speaker 1: us tell about our podcast and to start from zero
Speaker 1: and hopefully they'll love us. Absolutely. I got a bunch
Speaker 1: of stuff to read. May I do that, sir? Please do?
Speaker 1: I didn't give you the mail time jingle, but we'll
Speaker 1: skip it this week, okay? Will I am d mned
Speaker 1: me a couple of weeks ago when we couldn't remember
Speaker 1: what it was on your Greek salad that you thought
Speaker 1: didn't belong there, he said. He reminded us it was anchovies.
Speaker 1: You said anchovies should not be on the salad. Okay, Uh,
Speaker 1: let's see. Oh, this comes to us from Kelsey Kelsey Kitchen,
Speaker 1: t X. So I guess Texas. Hi, David Brody, I'm
Speaker 1: a huge fan of the Brooken Boys podcast and thought
Speaker 1: i'd share what just happened at the drive through at
Speaker 1: one of my local Dairy Queen stores. Now, we love
Speaker 1: dairy at your local Dairy Queen. By the way, Dairy
Speaker 1: Queen has a thing called the blizzard, which is like
Speaker 1: a very thick shake that they put in mixings like
Speaker 1: candy bars and sprinkles and all kind of stuff. They
Speaker 1: used to have an item on the men you called
Speaker 1: the Breeze, which was the frozen yogurt version of it,
Speaker 1: but they stopped making it. I don't know if they
Speaker 1: still have frozen yogurt that you can order it, but
Speaker 1: it was called the Breeze, and it's a healthier version
Speaker 1: of me now too. I was asked to pull forward
Speaker 1: at dairy Queen even though the drive through was empty,
Speaker 1: and she handed me my drink. She told me to
Speaker 1: pull forward like she does this all the time. When
Speaker 1: I refused, the girl at the window told me about
Speaker 1: the timer and that our shift manager has them do this.
Speaker 1: After uh, after I didn't pull up, it, says Um.
Speaker 1: I was told to just leave she So the woman said,
Speaker 1: just leave me there, and she closed the window on
Speaker 1: my face. She opened it. When my food was ready,
Speaker 1: my food handed me my food, asked I asked for
Speaker 1: my receipt. She handed it to me, already crumpled in
Speaker 1: her hand, ready to throw in the trash. This wasn't
Speaker 1: the first time at this location, so I started going
Speaker 1: through the survey they told me to take and as
Speaker 1: a section that asked about the exact thing. Slice for
Speaker 1: Life can't wait for this week's episode, so she sent
Speaker 1: me a screenshot of the online survey. It says, were
Speaker 1: you asked to pull forward out of the drive through
Speaker 1: lane to wait for your order? Yes? Or no? So
Speaker 1: Dairy Queen is aware of this. It's in their survey,
Speaker 1: God bless him. But the managers are still doing it,
Speaker 1: which means the survey is useless because they're not going
Speaker 1: back and telling the managers. So this is a global
Speaker 1: This is a global travesty, Dairy Queen. Yeah, I gotta
Speaker 1: I got a global travesty for you. I got I
Speaker 1: got more, So you go. Okay, Heather hurt Hey, scary.
Speaker 1: I've been listening to the Brooklyn Boys and the soap
Speaker 1: Nope okay, because she sent me something good. Listening for
Speaker 1: the to the Brooklyn Boys and The Big Show for
Speaker 1: so long, I believe this has always talked about in
Speaker 1: the Big Show. I cannot believe. I'm getting ready to
Speaker 1: tell you this story. I have two because you are
Speaker 1: going to laugh your ass off and say I was
Speaker 1: right all along, and probably be disgusted too. Two years ago,
Speaker 1: my best friend and I went to the beach and
Speaker 1: brought our little boys with us. So having two little boys,
Speaker 1: we stayed in at night talking till four am every night. Well,
Speaker 1: last night at the beach, the boys were sound asleep
Speaker 1: and we were up talking and all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: my friend had to use the bathroom. Dude number two, Well,
Speaker 1: she walks out, laughing so hard she couldn't breathe, so
Speaker 1: he started laughing, not knowing what was being laughed at.
Speaker 1: She tells me she stopped up the commode. I said,
Speaker 1: oh my god, no way, she said. She tried everything
Speaker 1: to get it to go down, and it wouldn't go.
Speaker 1: She looked everywhere for a plunger, didn't have one. Went
Speaker 1: to the front desk, said we needed a plunger. Her
Speaker 1: response was no way. They will know that, I shipped.
Speaker 1: I turned and looked at her walking towards the curtains.
Speaker 1: I asked her what she is doing. She takes to
Speaker 1: handle of the blinds. Uh, and this is disgusting she took.
Speaker 1: She slides the glass door to look at the beautiful
Speaker 1: beach front. She takes a hand handle off the blinds
Speaker 1: and she sticks it down the toilet. Guess what, though?
Speaker 1: It worked, but never again do I touch the fucking
Speaker 1: blinds or curtains, honestly, Yeah, don't come at me on
Speaker 1: the Grammar Police. Longtime listener Heather So yeah. So I
Speaker 1: I keep telling people over and over again, don't touch
Speaker 1: the duvet cover, don't touch the curtains at a hotel
Speaker 1: because it is full of feces or semen or whatever.
Speaker 1: And people people like, look at me, funny, But I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: don't touch it, don't get near it. Here's proof positive
Speaker 1: because her friend did something really filthy. Now I don't
Speaker 1: know if that's something to really highlight because she did
Speaker 1: something disgusting with it, but we'll leave that right there.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, sorry about that. No, No, I by
Speaker 1: the way, I was paraphrasing as I was going, because
Speaker 1: it was it was a little more nasty than it
Speaker 1: was that I got this um Chris crp. He sent
Speaker 1: us a picture of a sign a Whole Foods. It
Speaker 1: says carving pumpkin two for each? What huh? Two for each?
Speaker 1: That makes no sense? It makes no sense, is it?
Speaker 1: It's two for sounds? No, it doesn't make any sense. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with two thirteen and giving myself to
Speaker 1: bed for the doubt based on their stupidity. Okay, I
Speaker 1: have a lot more to read, but I'm stopping at
Speaker 1: this one. I screenshot at this you were at You
Speaker 1: were at an event in Yonkers. I was sitting in
Speaker 1: a chair with beautiful decorations. Had the most amazing time
Speaker 1: at yaw yaw y a w is the Yonker's Arts Weekend.
Speaker 1: Beautiful picture. You told me had a great time. And
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the picture now. I want to point
Speaker 1: out that Scary not only runs his page. He he
Speaker 1: and I have access to the Elvistrand Morning Show account
Speaker 1: if we had to get into it, and the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys account, and Scary has access to the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: podcast account at the Brooklyn Boys and Speaking Volumes account.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's my other podcast, and I of course
Speaker 1: have Walkers and Talkers other podcast M Scary Jones. I'm
Speaker 1: looking at Scary Jones's picture and it says liked liked
Speaker 1: by the Brooklyn Boys, Elvis Strand Show. And two that
Speaker 1: means Scary logged out of his own account, logged into
Speaker 1: our other business accounts so he could go back to
Speaker 1: his own picture and like it. That's right, you vain
Speaker 1: son of a bitch, but I didn't like it from
Speaker 1: my own account because that would be weird. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: didn't like it for you? You basically you you um
Speaker 1: you what is it called? You first trapped yourself and
Speaker 1: instead of Ali Gold's bikini pictures, you liked yourself with
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn boys because it was a great picture. I'm like,
Speaker 1: everyone needs to speak for both of us. First of all,
Speaker 1: don't speak both of us. I wouldn't have liked that picture.
Speaker 1: It's a great picture. It's a good picture. You have
Speaker 1: to say. Follow me on Instagram at Scary Jones see
Speaker 1: the picture that we're talking about. And by the way,
Speaker 1: we have more listeners than I have followers. Come on now,
Speaker 1: people follow me on Instagram. I put up good stuff,
Speaker 1: all right, So I wanted to call you on that
Speaker 1: because that's that's some bullshit right there. I'm glad you noticed,
Speaker 1: all right, And after this we have to get out
Speaker 1: of here, so can keep going. No, all right, let
Speaker 1: me skip some of these all read these next week.
Speaker 1: I wanted to thank angel Hurst. I thought always had
Speaker 1: a hurt angel Hurst. Somebody Hillary duff put up a
Speaker 1: video of mats of ball soup because hilar Duffson, you
Speaker 1: like myself, and Angel wrote to me. Is that deal
Speaker 1: in the mats of ball? Which it is? Oh, mats
Speaker 1: of ball and deal go hand in hand. Don't let
Speaker 1: Brodie's daughter dictate. Don't let Brody's daughter dictate a Brody
Speaker 1: of the Brody family. They know nothing about it. Nope, nope,
Speaker 1: gonna skip that. I have this. Uh oh I put
Speaker 1: up um. I was selling dog pads, like house breaking
Speaker 1: dog pads, because my daughter's dog is now house broken.
Speaker 1: We don't need the pads, so it's like a ment. No,
Speaker 1: the dog pe and poop on the pads, not not
Speaker 1: like crotch pads. We we pads. So I put up there.
Speaker 1: I put like fancy ones like lavender gel odor absorbing.
Speaker 1: I put them up. The bag was like, I don't know, uh,
Speaker 1: forty bucks, fifty bucks, something like that. It's a big bag.
Speaker 1: I put them up for. There's only a few missing
Speaker 1: from the bag. Five dollars for a fifty dollar bag
Speaker 1: which probably now is worth forty. This person writes, would
Speaker 1: you take eight dollars for it? I can pick it
Speaker 1: up today, thanks the funk outta here. I fi dollars.
Speaker 1: You go to eight. Once again, they're trying to haggle
Speaker 1: with you, and they don't know how to do it properly.
Speaker 1: You can't go to eight maybe right, stupid past it um.
Speaker 1: I don't remember what this said, but I'm gonna read it.
Speaker 1: It's from Daniella Deep Pep, Deep Peppy. I'm listening to
Speaker 1: Yesterday's More, a fifty minute morning show. Oh and no
Speaker 1: one else caught this, but I'm dead. You guys were
Speaker 1: playing pyramid and one of the things that Danielle had
Speaker 1: to guess was bodies of water. She guessed large bodies
Speaker 1: of water, and you said under your breath third quarter, scary.
Speaker 1: You're the best. Love your rants and quick humor. I'm
Speaker 1: a Slice for Life and listener from zero as well
Speaker 1: as long time listener of The Big Show. I've listened
Speaker 1: to all the Brooklyn Boys episodes from zero to present
Speaker 1: at least twice. Thanks for the comedy. I look forward
Speaker 1: to the next Brooklyn Boys episode. Daniella, So, I had
Speaker 1: this great line and only dan Yella heard it because
Speaker 1: no one else on the show heard it and acknowledge
Speaker 1: that I said it. So God bless you, Danielle. Also,
Speaker 1: you and I put up a picture of a Halloween costume.
Speaker 1: Yes we did. You were Rick from Rick and Morty
Speaker 1: and I was the Mandalorian Din Jarn Mandalorian from Stars
Speaker 1: Disney Plus show the Mandalorian. Thank you, uh yeah, speaking
Speaker 1: you're the anti nerd. Super Chiguire wrote on on Instagram,
Speaker 1: this is the way David Brody, good job, that's his way. Also,
Speaker 1: Scary Jones is doing the thing he hates, referencing how
Speaker 1: people who wear rock shirts and they don't like the
Speaker 1: band he's dressed up as a character he knows nothing about.
Speaker 1: It's equal to wearing a T shirt from a band
Speaker 1: you don't know. Hashtag Brodian scary. He busted you. You
Speaker 1: you were the Guns and Roses girl that never never
Speaker 1: heard the music who brought the shirt of Target. That's
Speaker 1: who you are. I'm not. I'm not. I wanted to
Speaker 1: comfortably costume, but I admit that I know nothing about it.
Speaker 1: I mean, but you're as guilty as those people that
Speaker 1: were Led Zeppelin shirt the same thing. It's not the
Speaker 1: same thing. I'm just saying, it's not. It's a one
Speaker 1: time thing. I didn't. I'm not gonna be you know,
Speaker 1: Rick and Morty every day Jesus Christ. Okay, So one
Speaker 1: more thing that so I I accidentally came up, came
Speaker 1: across that's right, a Mets blog page on Instagram. Now
Speaker 1: on Friday. On Friday of last week, the Mets released
Speaker 1: four minor league players. They opted out of their contracts
Speaker 1: their free agents. Okay, four guys. So I noticed this
Speaker 1: blog and it says breaking news Mets release. Uh. I
Speaker 1: think his name is Gonzalez, right, one of the guys.
Speaker 1: I forget his name. So I I pointed out to
Speaker 1: the guy, f y, I, this happened last week, right,
Speaker 1: it's not breaking news. Happened last week? This is Monday.
Speaker 1: It happened Friday, right, So the guy writes back, this
Speaker 1: only officially happened three days ago. Well, isn't three days
Speaker 1: ago ago? And isn't that also last week? That was
Speaker 1: his big defense? Uh, in my defense, it only happened
Speaker 1: three days ago. Yeah, that's last week. So so he
Speaker 1: wrote me back, I'm in school full time. I got
Speaker 1: a lot of things going on. I can't passage of
Speaker 1: time has nothing to do with your schooling, bitch. Right, Hey,
Speaker 1: you know what, if you don't have time, don't run
Speaker 1: a Mets blog enough time to be current did don't
Speaker 1: write breaking news. It's not you know what you say.
Speaker 1: We can review this. We can review in case you
Speaker 1: missed it. Over the weekend, the Mets released this player.
Speaker 1: Don't make breaking news. This is everyone is alerts on
Speaker 1: their phone. I'm not gonna say this guy's name because
Speaker 1: he's a fucking chauvinistic prick bag. So on another Mets blog,
Speaker 1: they put up that the Mets were gonna interview a
Speaker 1: female executive, the assistant general manager of the Boston Red Sox. Right,
Speaker 1: she's been with the team for like fourteen years. The
Speaker 1: Mets have been interviewing like thirty five people are trying
Speaker 1: to permission. Most of them are turning them down. They
Speaker 1: don't want to leave the Minnesota Twins. They like it
Speaker 1: in California. They're not getting a lot of responses. So
Speaker 1: that this guy put up a picture Mets gonna interview
Speaker 1: Roquel Ferreira Ferreira of the Boston Red Sox. One guy
Speaker 1: writes a woman, no fucking way, So I wrote back,
Speaker 1: what do you? What are you? What are you basing
Speaker 1: that on? You don't know who she is or what
Speaker 1: her experiences. So he writes back, I want men to
Speaker 1: handle men's situations. Sorry, if you're wrong, you're sorry. If
Speaker 1: you're offended. This isn't an experiment situation. The Mets need
Speaker 1: serious leadership, not inclusiveness, stick the wokeness. So this guy
Speaker 1: is basically saying it's obviously to be inclusive and that
Speaker 1: you must be woke if you'd hire a woman, and
Speaker 1: men should run men's situations. But not only that, he's
Speaker 1: not even he's he's not even like looking into what
Speaker 1: her merits are and maybe she's qualified to the job,
Speaker 1: ming she's a woman. They're trying to be woke, they're
Speaker 1: trying to make it look good doing this to get
Speaker 1: a woman, but not that she's the best for the job. Well,
Speaker 1: he should do his homework. I don't know if she's
Speaker 1: best for the job. I'm assuming, So another guy wrote
Speaker 1: again in the comments section, he wrote, uh, no chance
Speaker 1: in hell. So I wrote why not? You don't even
Speaker 1: know her, he wrote back, because she's a woman. Wow,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of that out there. M Lastly, so
Speaker 1: I go back and forth with these guys. I'm getting
Speaker 1: into it once again. You're shortening your lifespan even giving
Speaker 1: them by giving them. So this guy jumps in, right,
Speaker 1: he's got he's got Mets in his name, he's a
Speaker 1: Mets fan, and he writes back, Yo, man, you need
Speaker 1: to chill. So I right back, I don't need to chill.
Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm I'm going back and forth with factual information.
Speaker 1: I'm not cursing anybody. I don't need to chill. But
Speaker 1: thanks to your valuable input. Okay. So then someone else
Speaker 1: writes you and your fucking blue check people. There's other thing.
Speaker 1: People hate people with blue checks, apparently check Next, you
Speaker 1: don't you you don't, you don't. You can't comment your
Speaker 1: know at all. You don't know anything. I know a
Speaker 1: lot about the Mets regardless of my blue check. That's
Speaker 1: there's don't do it the other anyway. The guy that
Speaker 1: told me to chill hit me up on Instagram the
Speaker 1: next day and said, hey, man, follow for a follow?
Speaker 1: So I wrote back. So I wrote back, Um, just
Speaker 1: so we're on the same page. You're the guy who
Speaker 1: told me to chill, right, and now you want me
Speaker 1: to follow you. You told me to chill. So he says,
Speaker 1: you're telling twelve year old kids. Hold on, I told
Speaker 1: you to chill because I understood you were right. The
Speaker 1: idiots in the comments section just wouldn't shut up because
Speaker 1: you're verified they got. They got fucking one eye on
Speaker 1: fucking Fortnite with their with their gamer headphones on, and
Speaker 1: the other on Twitter. They're not even paying full mind.
Speaker 1: You're you're making this a full time job. You're dedicated
Speaker 1: to go in in on the on the I'm the
Speaker 1: father girls, I'm the father three girls, and if they
Speaker 1: want to be general manager of a baseball team, they
Speaker 1: should be able to do it without people thinking it's
Speaker 1: obviously you know what was the point was the guy
Speaker 1: The real reason I'm telling you the story is the
Speaker 1: guy who told me I need to chill, want wants
Speaker 1: to follow him? Could I chill? Also? Could you follow me?
Speaker 1: Because you're verified? Man, I'm just I don't have it
Speaker 1: in me to be a social justice warrior like you.
Speaker 1: I have to social justice war trying to fight the
Speaker 1: good here, trying to fight Mets fan, I asked as
Speaker 1: a Mets fan beneath you there, They're not even They're
Speaker 1: not even on the same level of wavelength. They do
Speaker 1: not even have that. They don't have the same brain power.
Speaker 1: Before we get out of here, we want everyone to
Speaker 1: go to our store. I mean you guys. We told
Speaker 1: you guys that we would we were you we would
Speaker 1: post you guys wearing our merch if you bought the merch,
Speaker 1: and no one's taking us up on it all for
Speaker 1: yet you haven't posted the merch that you already bought.
Speaker 1: And if you buy some merch, let us know about
Speaker 1: it us. But we gotta go there first. And we see, yes,
Speaker 1: we could sell a bunch of stuff since last week,
Speaker 1: we did take advantage. Take a picture of yourself put
Speaker 1: on social media tag us. We'll retweet it, will repost it,
Speaker 1: will blow it up. Go to Brooklyn Boys dot Big
Speaker 1: Cartel dot com. Brody, Oh sorry you're sleeping. No, I
Speaker 1: wanted you to say something I wanted to I caught you.
Speaker 1: I caught you asleep at the wheel. Where's the vats
Speaker 1: I was? I wanted you to see if you know,
Speaker 1: I want to like to be I like to be
Speaker 1: wanted sometimes. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com.
Speaker 1: And we have some ornaments coming. We have things coming
Speaker 1: for the holidays. We got some stuff for your head.
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