1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,040 Speaker 1: I think we can all agree the secret to happiness 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:05,720 Speaker 1: is exploiting your children to make you rich. 3 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:08,879 Speaker 2: Whoa Jeffrey in the morning. 4 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:13,760 Speaker 1: If your child is over three months old and you 5 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:17,560 Speaker 1: haven't already reserved their Instagram or Snapchat handle, are you 6 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:18,320 Speaker 1: a bad parent? 7 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:22,880 Speaker 3: So I do not have handles for either of my kids? 8 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:29,400 Speaker 1: Well, science says, yes, you are unfit to raise children. 9 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:33,280 Speaker 1: Don't get mad at me, get mad at science. Science 10 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:36,360 Speaker 1: also says the name you give your kid could help 11 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:39,879 Speaker 1: determine if they'll be famous online one day, which is. 12 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,080 Speaker 4: The only thing you want for your kids. Oh, I 13 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:43,320 Speaker 4: don't want them to be famous. 14 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:44,960 Speaker 5: That sounds like a terrible. 15 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:45,640 Speaker 3: That's so fair. 16 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:46,760 Speaker 1: You want them to fail. 17 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:49,400 Speaker 4: I don't want them to rely on other people's opinions 18 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:50,280 Speaker 4: for their self confidence. 19 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:51,280 Speaker 3: But okay, let's continue. 20 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:53,279 Speaker 1: The reason I bring this up is because a new 21 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:55,680 Speaker 1: study just figured out which names are most common for 22 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:59,560 Speaker 1: influencers right now. This is based on Instagram users who 23 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,800 Speaker 1: have an app bridge of one point one million followers. 24 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:04,679 Speaker 3: Okay, show me, Kylie. 25 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:12,960 Speaker 1: The five most common names of female influencers are Hannah, Chloe, Sophie, Sarah, 26 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:14,280 Speaker 1: and Rebecca. 27 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:16,520 Speaker 3: Sarah is a. 28 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:20,160 Speaker 5: Surprise appearance for me. Really, yeah, Sarah. Sarah is very innocent, 29 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:22,479 Speaker 5: just a plain name, you know, very simple. 30 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:26,040 Speaker 1: I could definitely see it. Like, Yep, there's another post 31 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:29,600 Speaker 1: from Sarah posing with a craft cocktail on a Boat's 32 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,280 Speaker 1: definitely not borrowing it. 33 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:32,640 Speaker 2: Just to take this picture. 34 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:35,480 Speaker 1: I'm sure. I'm sure she owns that. But to the 35 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:39,160 Speaker 1: five most common names of male influencers are Jamie Jack, 36 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:43,399 Speaker 1: Eric James, and Wayne Wayne. 37 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:51,080 Speaker 3: I don't know Wayne, that makes sense, Brook, You. 38 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:53,440 Speaker 1: Know, after reading this from now on, I think I'm 39 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:58,920 Speaker 1: gonna call your son Wayne. I want him to be successful. 40 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,840 Speaker 3: I do not. I would not approve of a name change. 41 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:04,320 Speaker 1: If you want to succeed in life, I encourage you 42 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:05,240 Speaker 1: to follow along. 43 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:07,520 Speaker 3: Okay, Wayne was not on our baby list. 44 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:10,079 Speaker 1: If you're listening at home, I believe in you, Wayne, 45 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:13,720 Speaker 1: even though your mom doesn't now for you. Listen to 46 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:16,400 Speaker 1: Mommy get electrocuted for her job. Okay, because it is 47 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,800 Speaker 1: time for the shot collar question of the day, we 48 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:20,520 Speaker 1: have a bucket full of names. You're gonna draw one out. 49 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:22,720 Speaker 1: See who gets asked a trivia question. If you answer 50 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:25,680 Speaker 1: it wrong, your punishment is to be shocked while singing 51 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:27,720 Speaker 1: a song. So text into seventy five nine two, and 52 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:29,959 Speaker 1: tell us what you'd like to hear. Jose's drawing a 53 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:31,919 Speaker 1: name out because he had the shot collar last. 54 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:33,040 Speaker 2: And who'd you get? 55 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:33,679 Speaker 5: Jose A? 56 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,320 Speaker 2: Brook puttn't foot? 57 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:38,280 Speaker 1: Fuck? 58 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:39,800 Speaker 3: What does it even mean? 59 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,720 Speaker 2: You're gonna finish that pudding on your foot? 60 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:47,240 Speaker 1: All right? Brook's putting on the shot collar. While that happens, 61 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:49,840 Speaker 1: digital Jake, please read us a shot collar question of 62 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:50,280 Speaker 1: the day. 63 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:53,160 Speaker 2: The experts at Food and Wine magazine came out with 64 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:55,320 Speaker 2: a list of foods that should be stored in your 65 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:57,760 Speaker 2: fridge and a list of foods that should be stored 66 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:58,600 Speaker 2: in you're pantry. 67 00:02:58,680 --> 00:02:59,560 Speaker 3: All right, get it to me. 68 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:02,800 Speaker 2: The ricks are not necessarily health or safety related, but 69 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:06,960 Speaker 2: for flavor, freshness, and longevity. Today you'll be given five 70 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:10,120 Speaker 2: different foods, okay, with thirty seconds to discuss fridge or 71 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:12,400 Speaker 2: pantry for each one, and at any point if you 72 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,840 Speaker 2: feel you're stuck and need help, you'll have one. I 73 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:18,360 Speaker 2: a an instant answer. Make sure you tell me before 74 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:19,720 Speaker 2: we move on. Are you ready to begin? 75 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:20,079 Speaker 4: Oh? 76 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:22,080 Speaker 3: I am ready. Give me the first food. 77 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:25,799 Speaker 2: Your first food, maple syrup, fridge or pantry. 78 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:29,120 Speaker 5: That's interesting. I storemine in the fridge, but I don't know. 79 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:30,959 Speaker 3: Why, why would you? 80 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:34,040 Speaker 5: My mom does that my whole life for those weird No, it. 81 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:34,840 Speaker 2: Goes in the pantry. 82 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:38,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, I have to I storemine in the pantry the pantry. Yeah, 83 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,040 Speaker 1: cold maple syrup is. 84 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:42,400 Speaker 2: Weird you But do you use. 85 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:46,160 Speaker 1: Or yeah? I get the expensive bottle. Oh you got 86 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:46,920 Speaker 1: your rig No. 87 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,800 Speaker 3: No, listen, he said, these aren't about do they have 88 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:49,680 Speaker 3: to go in flavor? 89 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:53,280 Speaker 2: Flavor and texture. If it's cold maple, it's gonna be gooey. 90 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:55,040 Speaker 3: And come out a good point. Okay, I'm gonna go. 91 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:57,480 Speaker 3: I gotta change it. I'm gonna go pantry. I'm gonna 92 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:58,240 Speaker 3: pull mine out today. 93 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:00,840 Speaker 1: Get that out, you warm maple. 94 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,000 Speaker 3: That's a good all right. 95 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 2: Moving on, mustard, fridge or pantry. 96 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:08,680 Speaker 5: God, why do I put everything in the fridge. 97 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,720 Speaker 4: But when you get a hot dog out out in 98 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:17,920 Speaker 4: the wild, that mustard I'm just saying, like it's sitting 99 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,159 Speaker 4: on the counter, it's it's room temperature. 100 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:22,520 Speaker 1: I know when I when I eat my morning bowl 101 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:26,400 Speaker 1: of mustard, I like it. 102 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:28,960 Speaker 4: But I'm imagining like Germans and mustard, and when I 103 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,279 Speaker 4: go to like a German place and get a big pretzel, 104 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:33,240 Speaker 4: that is it's a warm mustard situation. 105 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:34,520 Speaker 3: Pantry. 106 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:37,320 Speaker 5: Oh my god, I got to rearrange my entire fridge 107 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:37,920 Speaker 5: when I get home. 108 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:44,240 Speaker 2: Moving on herbs like cilantro dill or parsley fridge or pantage. 109 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:48,320 Speaker 5: So the thing about what he said was longevity. 110 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:51,040 Speaker 4: And I like to take my fresh herbs and put 111 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:52,960 Speaker 4: them in a glass of water and then stick them in. 112 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:56,720 Speaker 5: The fridge way longer. 113 00:04:58,200 --> 00:04:58,599 Speaker 2: I like to. 114 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:00,880 Speaker 1: I turn on my mystery is at home. So it's 115 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:03,240 Speaker 1: just like at a grocery store. I just missed my 116 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:04,239 Speaker 1: kitchen for a while. 117 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:07,159 Speaker 4: I'm gonna go forridge on herbs since I don't have 118 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:09,360 Speaker 4: a mister, Yeah, you gotta get one. 119 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:13,200 Speaker 2: It's worth it. Moving on melon, fridge or pantry. 120 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:15,360 Speaker 1: We're talking like canalope melon. 121 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:19,400 Speaker 3: Right, any melon, I'm gonna go. Definitely for taste. I'm 122 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:20,640 Speaker 3: gonna go pantry. 123 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:23,120 Speaker 2: Finally, tomatoes fridge or pants. 124 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,240 Speaker 3: Oh I don't even need it. It's definitely pantry. 125 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:29,000 Speaker 4: You didn't use your I'm sorry, but if you if 126 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 4: you put your tomatoes in the fridge, you were ruining 127 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:31,839 Speaker 4: your tomatoes. 128 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:36,920 Speaker 5: Oh, they get all grip like sand done. 129 00:05:37,279 --> 00:05:39,200 Speaker 2: I gave you a list of five foods and asked 130 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:42,160 Speaker 2: you identify which foods, Food and Wine Magazine experts say 131 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,200 Speaker 2: you should store in the fridge, and which one should 132 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:45,080 Speaker 2: be stored in the pantry. 133 00:05:45,279 --> 00:05:46,919 Speaker 3: I should have used my aion mustard. 134 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:54,320 Speaker 2: Let's start with herbs. Herbs, you said, fridge, yes, and 135 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:58,200 Speaker 2: the people of Food and Wine Magazine said fridge as well, Yes, okay, 136 00:05:58,360 --> 00:05:59,800 Speaker 2: in a jar with a little bit of water is 137 00:05:59,839 --> 00:06:04,960 Speaker 2: the best way to keep her moving down the list. 138 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:08,120 Speaker 2: For melon, you said pantry, and the experts of Food 139 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:11,359 Speaker 2: Wine Magazine said pantry as well. The flavor is the 140 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:16,719 Speaker 2: best at room temperature. You were very, very confident in tomatoes, 141 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:19,360 Speaker 2: and you said pantry, and they as well said those 142 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:22,240 Speaker 2: belonging the pantry, the fridge makes them dull and mealy. 143 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:23,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, mealy, that's the word. I was. 144 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:26,920 Speaker 5: Lay away from those mealy tomatoes. 145 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:28,000 Speaker 2: Maple syrup and mustard. 146 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:28,279 Speaker 4: Left. 147 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:31,360 Speaker 2: Maple syrup, you said, pantry, and the experts of Food 148 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:36,240 Speaker 2: and Wine Magazine said that belongs in the fringe st 149 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:39,159 Speaker 2: room temperature. It will grow mold on the surface eventually, 150 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:40,120 Speaker 2: but that's. 151 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:48,400 Speaker 4: Flavoroveries having moldy waffles over there and them so mustard. 152 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:53,039 Speaker 2: You said pantry, and they also said fridge in the pantry. 153 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:56,880 Speaker 5: So I'm actually storing those two right there. You go, Okay, 154 00:06:57,880 --> 00:06:58,279 Speaker 5: I mean. 155 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:00,880 Speaker 3: My life is correct. My answers were wrong, but whatever. 156 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,080 Speaker 2: I guess when you're at a ballpark, they probably refrigerate 157 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:04,200 Speaker 2: it and then they bring it out. 158 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:05,680 Speaker 3: No, they just don't care about plays. 159 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:08,960 Speaker 1: So we didn't get them, all right, And that means 160 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:11,040 Speaker 1: you're gonna get shocked and somebody wants to hear you 161 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:13,480 Speaker 1: sing Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice. 162 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:17,960 Speaker 5: All right, stop, collaborate and listen. 163 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:19,920 Speaker 3: Ice is back with a brand new invention. 164 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:22,960 Speaker 4: Something wraps a hold of me tightly, flow like a harpoon, 165 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:23,760 Speaker 4: daily and nightly. 166 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:24,560 Speaker 3: Will it ever stop? 167 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:24,800 Speaker 4: Yo? 168 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:25,520 Speaker 2: I don't know. 169 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:30,080 Speaker 3: Lights to the extreme, I rock a Mica Vanda light 170 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:31,320 Speaker 3: up the stage and watch the list. 171 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:32,120 Speaker 2: I can tell. 172 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:39,720 Speaker 1: She actually has respect for Vanilla Ice. After that, that 173 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:42,280 Speaker 1: was hard to do. It's your shock collar question of 174 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:44,200 Speaker 1: the day. Your phone taps coming up in just a 175 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:44,640 Speaker 1: few minutes.