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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

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Speaker 1: subject behind the Christmas Tree. We'll find out what's going

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Speaker 1: on behind a tree and just a few but right now,

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Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What

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Speaker 1: you got for his nav that's right here is called

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Speaker 1: your son and my daughter? Your son and my daughter

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Speaker 1: run the prink. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Darren's

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Speaker 1: Darren's father. Is this Darren's father? Yes, it's Darren singing. Listen,

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Speaker 1: I'm calling you Lishawanda. Is my daughters you go to

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Speaker 1: college up there with your son? Uh? And I'm getting

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Speaker 1: the word I've got a few minutes ago. Was that

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Speaker 1: to do of them? To run off and then got

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Speaker 1: married together? I don't know what what what what make

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Speaker 1: them run off and get married? Like wait wait wait

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Speaker 1: wait wait, where did you hear this from? I just

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Speaker 1: got a phone call from one of the kids at

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Speaker 1: the school saying that they didn't that this. The girl

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Speaker 1: grew up when they went to grew up with a

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Speaker 1: untle grade school. She called it sitting Shonda and dare

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Speaker 1: the the ran off and got married together and they

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Speaker 1: done that. They say they're done yesterday. But wait, wait

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Speaker 1: my Saturday, my Fatnda ain't. I talked to him about

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Speaker 1: three days ago. He ain't not nothing like that. I know,

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Speaker 1: ain't a yesterday. I've been calling Shonda and call. Ain't

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Speaker 1: nobody picking up And I'm calling the boy. They give

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Speaker 1: me the boy phone number and I call him and

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Speaker 1: ain't nobody picking up in the airs or nothing. It

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Speaker 1: just ain't like my baby girl do like nothing like

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Speaker 1: this here. But it's not like my father do nothing

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Speaker 1: like that without talking to me first. So let me

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Speaker 1: call down there and talked to Darren and uh, I

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Speaker 1: can't give me your number. I'll call you back. I'm

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Speaker 1: going down there to that school my self. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: find both for them. Now. I'm gonna call you to

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Speaker 1: let you know his Now, if I'm find out that

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Speaker 1: my baby girl and then ran off and got marriedcause

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Speaker 1: she didn't got pregnant, I promise you I'm gonna do

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Speaker 1: something that boy. You if you got my baby pregnant,

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Speaker 1: you have it. Wait a minute now, I wait a minute. Now,

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Speaker 1: you doesn't do nothing to my son. I understand about

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Speaker 1: your daughter. That's my son. Now you're going down and

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Speaker 1: put your hands on my son. If you got if

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Speaker 1: you come my only baby got well, I understand that's

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Speaker 1: your only baby, but that's that's my only son. And

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Speaker 1: you talk about gonna put your ass on You're gonna

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Speaker 1: have a problem if you got my baby pregnant, your son,

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Speaker 1: deren Corey, I'm gonna beat this. I mean, what's your

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Speaker 1: name again? What's your lily doll? In? My name? Luke?

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Speaker 1: Is my baby? Which what's your name? What's your th

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Speaker 1: dial it? They? I know, how did you tell you?

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Speaker 1: Damn there? Look at Mr Diller. Uh, you're not gonna

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Speaker 1: put your hands on my son and let me bring

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Speaker 1: it him. And that's the only reason I didn't see

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Speaker 1: her doing something like that because I'm taller, I'm toller

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Speaker 1: years and years and years. You don't make no baby.

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Speaker 1: You don't make no baby, not be married. You don't

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Speaker 1: do it. He went on. And God, man, that means

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Speaker 1: you're trying to make it right that wish you did,

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Speaker 1: Mr Diller. Mr Dillon, listen to me. Now. I understand

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Speaker 1: that's your daughter, she's playing or whatever, but let me

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Speaker 1: talk to my son before you go down there trying

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Speaker 1: to do something crazy. Okay, let me tell you something

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Speaker 1: your son incus my baby girl and to getting married

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Speaker 1: and he didn't gotta pregnant. I know what's going on.

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Speaker 1: I know what. My son ain't done nothing to your daught.

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Speaker 1: Let me call down there and talk to him before

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Speaker 1: you talk about going out and putting your hands on somebody.

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Speaker 1: I told my baby to semntle thugs a longin't number

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Speaker 1: the thug who who who whoa whoa? But don't be

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Speaker 1: are choosing my son of being no damn third. Now,

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Speaker 1: well what kind of man grover to get mad at

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Speaker 1: the head and twinted ain't talking to the pants or

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Speaker 1: nobody wouldn't make them do something like that. Well, you're

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Speaker 1: talking about my tody. My son ain't done nothing because

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Speaker 1: you're raising it. How did you raising? You ever done it?

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Speaker 1: You're in raising right? Wait a minute, now you're talking

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Speaker 1: to I'm talking you got my baby bringing. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: My hole. Hol you think you're talking to you, I'm

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Speaker 1: talking to you. I'm talking to who hole man. Put

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Speaker 1: your heads on nobody you put your hands on what

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Speaker 1: you know? You understand me? That's my son. But about

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Speaker 1: your daughter, but that's for my baby. Hey man, Hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: that's my show. You're talking about putting your hands on

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Speaker 1: You don't have a problem with me if my baby

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Speaker 1: bringing that promises you don't never knowing that because I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna do something that bore you. Here, man, that's the

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Speaker 1: last time on here something my shore. Now Now you're

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Speaker 1: gonna show down gat of your show, and they and

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Speaker 1: I relaxed for a minute. Let me call my frind.

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Speaker 1: I get do to you because that I don't just

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Speaker 1: be come as. I need to tell you what we're saying. Man,

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Speaker 1: what else you got? I got something other, farmer, that's

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Speaker 1: school to get the woman. I want you to know

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Speaker 1: one day for I get off this phone. What is it? Man? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm listening. Is nephew caught me from the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Mr Darren, you just got prayed by your son,

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Speaker 1: Darren Jr. That boy boy got medicines and no I

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Speaker 1: gotta have blood pressure. What I call his mama? My

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Speaker 1: time me. I gotta ask you, man, what is what

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Speaker 1: is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show

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Speaker 1: in the lads, Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey, Tommy, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna tell you something. Man, you're the best crying as

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Speaker 1: I've ever heard in my life. You was crying your

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Speaker 1: ass off. I see I can't cry that good because

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Speaker 1: I can't cry that long and talk. Oh man, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna do what't do nothing? My son? No I feel

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Speaker 1: I know that's your daughter. I got all that. She

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Speaker 1: ain't feel it. I didn't go there with me there

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Speaker 1: in the middle the wina Okay, mean you sit down

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Speaker 1: and pulling yourself together. That's to do. Same man. You

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Speaker 1: don't sit down and pulling yourself together. Yeah, baby, ain't

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Speaker 1: gonna never know it's dead? He said, what what if

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Speaker 1: you come down there? I'm gonna whoop your answer too.

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Speaker 1: I promise you both hold just do so. Who is

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Speaker 1: this food calling and calling you? Maybe I can't talk

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Speaker 1: nobody crying like that? Hey, bro, bro, bro holder, Man,

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Speaker 1: I can't even understand what you're saying to. Just give

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Speaker 1: me a minute, all right, I got some most stupid

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Speaker 1: for yous At the end of the year. You don't

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Speaker 1: want to miss it. It's the New Year's Comedy Lab Fest.

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Speaker 1: Get ready to Chicago, Washington, d C, Atlanta, GA. We

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Speaker 1: got earthquake, we got Eddie Griffin such at the entertain

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Speaker 1: the Deal hugually hosted by yours truly nephew, Timmy tickets

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Speaker 1: But this is the stock and stuff. A matter of fact.

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Speaker 1: If you in Atlanta, you you know, just to keep

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Speaker 1: me rooted from the way I used to see a

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Speaker 1: ticket you can get him at Papa Dos and uh,

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Speaker 1: let's see, uh you can get them man, Krispya crean. Okay,

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Speaker 1: the tickets to the excuse yourself, excuse me, severec the

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Speaker 1: the Kings have a lot of gesture to come on,

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Speaker 1: and I'm I'm grateful, Yeah, grateful. Great. Yeah, we were

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Speaker 1: in post Star magazine and what magazine Post Star magazine

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Speaker 1: attracts all tickets sales. You didn't know that because you

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Speaker 1: at now? Hey I'm in post Off magazine. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: where you at now? So all right, we got guys

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Speaker 1: coming up next my Strawberry letter. The subject behind the

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Speaker 1: Christmas Tree. We'll get into it right after this. You're

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Speaker 1: listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show