WEBVTT - MissCommenTORI (Part 2)

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<v Speaker 1>Miss Spelling with Tory Spelling and iHeartRadio podcast. It's the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fun. Welcome to another edition of Miss Commentatory, the

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<v Speaker 1>weekend Edition. I'm really into fast food, so I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>say it limited time only here for the summer. Here

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<v Speaker 1>I am. I'm here all summer long. But it's the weekend,

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<v Speaker 1>and kicking off my weekend, I'm going to go right

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<v Speaker 1>into something that happened to me this morning. So I

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<v Speaker 1>pulled up to CBS because celebrities they're just like us.

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<v Speaker 1>We were on a toilet paper and that's not going

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<v Speaker 1>to be pretty, not just out of toilet paper like

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<v Speaker 1>we had gone through. I was like, okay, middle of

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<v Speaker 1>the night, hold please, a child comes in, get paper,

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<v Speaker 1>next child. It was like a revolving door of children

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<v Speaker 1>coming in. I'ming to take a shit, so I we said, no,

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<v Speaker 1>they're healthy. So I then moved on to wet wipes,

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<v Speaker 1>and then it was my turn this morning and there

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<v Speaker 1>was nothing left. So I was like, oh God, what

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<v Speaker 1>do I have? I'm not ashamed to say, uh, I

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<v Speaker 1>went for makeup wipes, nut Regina. They're great for your face,

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<v Speaker 1>not for your Enis that mother burned? I'm okay. Now

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<v Speaker 1>though anyway, pulled into the CBS had to go in

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<v Speaker 1>and get toilet paper for the family. As I pull in, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>it was like this guy came out of nowhere right

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<v Speaker 1>in my eyeland. And I was texting my kids saying,

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<v Speaker 1>do you need anything else while I'm here, because they

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<v Speaker 1>are notorious for oh I forgot to tell you we

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<v Speaker 1>needed this, or I forgot this. I wanted this, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, oh, you knew I was going. I was

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<v Speaker 1>right there. So I was texting them and a guy

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<v Speaker 1>appeared out of nowhere and weighed me down in my

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<v Speaker 1>eye line, and uh, I waved back, thinking do I

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<v Speaker 1>know this man? You know you look normal, wish And

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<v Speaker 1>so then he comes over to my car window and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a people pleaser, I'm too nice to be like

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<v Speaker 1>sorry on the phone, can't And he tells me he

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<v Speaker 1>does the signal like roll down your window. So, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>when a stranger comes up to your window and startles

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<v Speaker 1>you and tells you to roll down your window, what

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<v Speaker 1>do you do? Rolled down my window? And he says

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<v Speaker 1>you're that actress and I said, yep, I am, And

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<v Speaker 1>he said, do you want to smoke a joint? And

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh my gosh, Ashton, Ashton, am I

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<v Speaker 1>being punked? Like what is this? Sorry? As my kids

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<v Speaker 1>tell me it's walk the plank now that's the new

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<v Speaker 1>version for their generation. So I'm like, uh no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. I'm actually here to get stuff from my kids.

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<v Speaker 1>I have five kids. I'm a mother. As if mothers

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<v Speaker 1>can't smoke joints, but I'm a mother, like that would

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<v Speaker 1>make them go away? And he goes, I need a

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<v Speaker 1>sugar mama. I'm like, yeah, don't we all? Don't we all?

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<v Speaker 1>I need sugar daddy, and he goes, I can connect

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<v Speaker 1>you with one. I have connections in Dubai. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna lie you guys. For half a second, I blankly

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<v Speaker 1>looked at this man, but in my head I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>that could be an option. So he said, do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to exchange information? And I said no, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't feel comfortable. But you know who I am?

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<v Speaker 1>He said I do, and I said, oh, if you

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<v Speaker 1>happen to slide into my DMS, maybe we can figure

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<v Speaker 1>this out. Yeah, do you want to smoke a joint?

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<v Speaker 1>I need a sugar mama, and I have connections. As

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<v Speaker 1>you buy three things, you don't hear on a morning

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<v Speaker 1>when you're just going to get toilet paper for your

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<v Speaker 1>kids to wipe the ast. Anyway, welcome to the weekend edition.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm now going to go into comments questions. You

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<v Speaker 1>guys had so many badman you're on.

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<v Speaker 2>Why does she look like a bobblehead? I don't get it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not an insult. She looks nice if you take

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<v Speaker 2>the parts separately, but together it's odd.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh. There are some compliments, backhanded compliments, and some insults

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<v Speaker 1>all in one. There I'm processing.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, they also say, and her fingers look

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<v Speaker 2>so tiny as well?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, thank you. I do have tiny fingers. I have

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<v Speaker 1>really nice fingers. My mom was actually a hand model

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<v Speaker 1>little known fact. When she was young. I think in

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<v Speaker 1>her early early twenties, lateeen, she was a hand model.

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<v Speaker 1>And I believe I have her hands. So I do

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<v Speaker 1>have really nice hands. Anyway, that's just a side note.

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<v Speaker 1>When they are tiny. Uh, okay, bobblehead, I like bobbleheads. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>what are the wait funko pops? What are those things? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Can we make a business out of that? Okay? If

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<v Speaker 1>I have a bobblehead, I could be a funko pop.

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<v Speaker 1>I could be oh, you know what, always turning lemons

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<v Speaker 1>into lemonchella would be nice right now. Okay, I've heard

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<v Speaker 1>that before. I've heard lollipop head, which I like lollipops. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, if anyone's wondering, I feel like you're

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<v Speaker 1>that person. You're either, for instance, if you like licorice,

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<v Speaker 1>it's very telling about a human if they like black

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<v Speaker 1>licorice or red licorice. In my opine, and I steer

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<v Speaker 1>clear people that eat black licorice, I'm like, oh, feel

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<v Speaker 1>your energy all the way right here. Uh and yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you can also tell totally different type

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<v Speaker 1>of thing. Tell a lot about people that suck on

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<v Speaker 1>lollipops or bite them. I'm a bier, just just so

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<v Speaker 1>you know, because I know you're all wondering. I just

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<v Speaker 1>think I'm a very very patient person, but not when

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<v Speaker 1>it comes to lollipops. I just want to get it done.

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<v Speaker 1>I just it tastes good. Oh I love it great, Okay, next,

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<v Speaker 1>get it done. Oh but bobblehead, Yeah, I think I

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<v Speaker 1>see this a lot online. They refer to people that

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<v Speaker 1>they feel like are thin, that their heads are too

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<v Speaker 1>big for their body. Well, I mean, I'm literally the

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<v Speaker 1>way now that I was since I was sixteen, So

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I was maybe it's maybe what is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Born that way?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Born that way?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybeling no revelent, I'm thinking Lady Gaga. Oh, I was

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<v Speaker 1>giving the old school reference this way born like that?

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<v Speaker 1>Remember that perfume Charlie. Anyway, I digress. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess my head's too big. I mean, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what to do like, but I don't fall over.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn. Okay, here are a few comments. I eat your butt?

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<v Speaker 1>May I look at that? First of all, she said

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<v Speaker 1>I eat your butt, and it says I'd eat your butt.

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<v Speaker 2>I said you did. I heard I'd eat your butt.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you? I wow? I mean not after, not after

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<v Speaker 1>the incident that occurred with my makeup points wiping my ass.

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<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't want to eat it, but but I'll reconsider

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of proper anema. Thank you? Oh like my cheeks.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought he's talking like my buttole, what does it

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<v Speaker 1>mean you got? Didn't he didn't specify, isn't he? It

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<v Speaker 1>could be a sheet through, it could be.

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<v Speaker 2>A day through. Yeah, that doesn't that isn't specify it either.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So two person out there that said they'd like

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<v Speaker 1>to eat my butt, could you please clarify if it's

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<v Speaker 1>both cheeks, left cheek, right cheek or buttle. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>There are a lot of people in this world that

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<v Speaker 2>love you and pray for you. But self worship is

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<v Speaker 2>a sin. Movie stars are notorious for thousands of selfies

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<v Speaker 2>and their looks, but vanity is a sin.

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<v Speaker 1>Good you know, I don't have that. I have no

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<v Speaker 1>self confidence at all. Uh vain, No, Vein's not my

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<v Speaker 1>thing thanks to a lot of you out there. I

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<v Speaker 1>think the haters for that. Actually, I'll never be vain.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll never be into myself and never be like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>look at me, look at me because of you. Not

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<v Speaker 1>a positive note, Yeah, there's nothing positive there. But oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Referring to veins, I had the worst veins ever, like

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<v Speaker 1>the tiniest veins you could ever, and I think they're genetic.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I passed them on to my kids. I'd

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<v Speaker 1>rather that than like big bulging veins. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>that's like a deep thing.

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<v Speaker 2>She has a giant crevice between her tits.

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<v Speaker 1>I do I do? I get a lot of comments

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<v Speaker 1>about my cleavage. Is it cleavage, clavage? What is this?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just kidding. Uh. So I get comments for years

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<v Speaker 1>about like fix that, Like that thing between your boobs?

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<v Speaker 1>What is it? It's like a gaping hole. So it's

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<v Speaker 1>actually a bone thing. It's called a pectus escavatum. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I sound really smart right now, right. No, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>thing and it's genetic and it's where your bone one

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<v Speaker 1>side is higher. So I've actually was born with this. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and it comes from someone in my family. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's my mom's side. Anyway, three two, Two of my

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<v Speaker 1>children have it as well, and they're like thanks Mom.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm like, hey, let's look at this. So anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I could get fifty million boob jobs you guys, and

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<v Speaker 1>it wouldn't take this away. It's just like your bone

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<v Speaker 1>one side is higher and it curbs in. So it

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<v Speaker 1>ain't about the tips. Positive note that I have not

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<v Speaker 1>shared with my kids, but I will when they are

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<v Speaker 1>of age.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>It makes for a hell of a party trick. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me just tell you. I can hold a glass, I

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<v Speaker 1>can hold a bottle. You know. I was the life

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<v Speaker 1>of the party in my twenties, like literally, like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the guys thought it was so funny, like, oh, she

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<v Speaker 1>can hold a beer bottle between her boobs, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like beer bottle, bring out the champagne. Uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so I can. I can pretty much hold up anything

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<v Speaker 1>in between my boobs. So it's good. It also comes

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<v Speaker 1>in handy when I'm carrying things because I can just

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<v Speaker 1>put something there and then it's like I have three hands.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh and uh here. I'll actually demonstrate it right now,

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<v Speaker 1>my sugar free red bull. Oh you know what, that's lame.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a podcast host.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me do this.

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<v Speaker 1>Who needs a stand when you've got esca bars? What

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<v Speaker 1>is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Data?

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<v Speaker 1>Pedro Escobar?

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<v Speaker 2>What is it there? You go?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean besy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Not many podcast hosts can do that. Take that. Joe Rogan,

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<v Speaker 1>look at that.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he would happily take that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you know what I meant. There's your social clip

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<v Speaker 1>and scene.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone's entiled to a middle life crisis?

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<v Speaker 1>Where are they referring them? Are they trying to say

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<v Speaker 1>I'm having one? I'm having one for years? Are you kidding? Oh? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that a real thing that people have midlife crisis?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I'm having one. I think I'm had

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<v Speaker 1>one still in it. I don't ever want to come

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<v Speaker 1>out of it because I'm having fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what is the last thing anybody would think you

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<v Speaker 2>having your refrigerator healthy food? I think they're looking for

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<v Speaker 2>something a litttle more unusual.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh okay, I mean I have every pickle under the sun.

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<v Speaker 1>It's odd or pickle people awesome. They would think that

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<v Speaker 1>would have the refrigerator hmmm, I don't know. I will

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<v Speaker 1>comment on the last thing they would think I have

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<v Speaker 1>in my freezer though, and that would that'd be my placenta.

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<v Speaker 1>Unsure which child. There's two in there, so unless I

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<v Speaker 1>have like the biggest placenta in the world, there's two

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<v Speaker 1>vats in there. And this is normal, you know, because

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<v Speaker 1>there's all that fancy stuff you're supposed to They say

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<v Speaker 1>it's good luck to eat it, or it's good luck

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<v Speaker 1>to bury it, or it's good luck to you know,

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<v Speaker 1>have it sent and made into that powder and they

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<v Speaker 1>put into pills and I'm just too lazy to send

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<v Speaker 1>it out. Everything's throwing up right now in your mouth. Yeah, Laurie,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the thing, right, I mean, yes, yeah, people do.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like they mat they it's supposed to be good.

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<v Speaker 1>It's something that is good for your body, and they

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<v Speaker 1>take it out of your body, and it's good to

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<v Speaker 1>put it back in your body.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably not stored in your freezer for too long though,

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<v Speaker 2>how long has it been in there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to think which one's in there. I'll have

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<v Speaker 1>to check after this podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean your your youngest is seven.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm really sorry to my best friend Jess because

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<v Speaker 1>his is still in her freezer. And I am let's

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you want to talk good friends. She came

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<v Speaker 1>to the hospital obviously the day Bo was born. She's

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<v Speaker 1>come to the hospital readbirth, so of you, so of you.

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<v Speaker 2>Except I didn't pick the placenta home with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, because I would never ask you to take the

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<v Speaker 1>placenta home with you because you would be grossed out,

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<v Speaker 1>like you're grossed out right now. But I said, Jess,

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<v Speaker 1>because I had a c section and we had had

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<v Speaker 1>complications and bo, I think Bo did bowhead John disne

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<v Speaker 1>he had something. We had to stay in the hospital

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<v Speaker 1>for a bit, And I said, Jess, can you take

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<v Speaker 1>the placenta home because they've given it to me and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what to do with it. So she,

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<v Speaker 1>like a proper best friend, does did take it?

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<v Speaker 2>Home.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like she has asked me a few times

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<v Speaker 1>over the last seven years to take that back, and

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<v Speaker 1>I say, yep, next time I'm there, and then I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't take it back, but I'm going to. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to one day. So the ones in my freezer

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<v Speaker 1>currently we move a lot. So unfortunately a couple got lost.

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<v Speaker 1>But imagine that you guys like they got lost or

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<v Speaker 1>left at some rental someone like opens up a freezer

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<v Speaker 1>tory spelling PLACEA Wow, that'd be interesting. You put on eBay.

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<v Speaker 1>You'd have to like dry ice it, though to ship,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Shipping might be wild, so maybe someone

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't buy it. What would they pay for that? Any who? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>One time at our camp and how crazy as a

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<v Speaker 1>camp my ex I was on board. Uh. We cooked

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<v Speaker 1>the placenta, oh my god. Uh huh and eat it?

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<v Speaker 2>How very primitive of you?

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<v Speaker 1>People do it all the time. And Deans an amazing chef.

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<v Speaker 1>So I mean it was like.

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<v Speaker 2>Little truffle oil, dut, little salt and pepper.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, oh lemon, oh good, I'm gonna give you the

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<v Speaker 1>crpant one. You're gonna cook this one for me? Perfect?

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<v Speaker 1>Our next best he did tonight. Yep, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>we he did. He cooked it and season did and

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<v Speaker 1>it was it was actually really good. And it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's like cooking liver, and I hate liver,

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<v Speaker 1>so that's a bad reference. I like chocolate liver, cook liver. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>my mom taught me when I was young, try take

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<v Speaker 1>one bite, try everything once. If you don't like it,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't eat it again. And I believe in that philosophy.

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<v Speaker 1>I have carried it through with my kids. When we're

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<v Speaker 1>at a restaurant and something comes like ew, what is

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<v Speaker 1>that that doesn't look good? I say, take one paint.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't like it, don't eat it. You can

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<v Speaker 1>spit it out. Just take it and you might enjoy

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<v Speaker 1>the taste and don't look at how it looks and

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<v Speaker 1>judge it by that, like don't judge a book by

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<v Speaker 1>its cover, or don't judge me by me. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>same philosophy. Because uh, that goes back to when we

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<v Speaker 1>were in pairs when I was eleven and my mom said, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to try this? And I said what

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<v Speaker 1>is it? And she said, sweetbreads.

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<v Speaker 2>Take a bite.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't like it, you don't have to eat it.

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<v Speaker 1>Same thing. Yeah, So technically she did tell me what

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<v Speaker 1>it was, but didn't clarify what it was. So I

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<v Speaker 1>took a bite. I actually liked it, and that's when

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<v Speaker 1>she told me it was what are sweetbreads?

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<v Speaker 2>Brain?

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the ballamous gland. Look at the big brain

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<v Speaker 1>on tea. Not just a bobblehead with gaping cleavage.

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<v Speaker 2>She has a big brain filling that bobblehead.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, Oh my god, it's so true. That's me.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't she have about a dozen kids? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Man? Yeah, if I had started younger, I'm telling you

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<v Speaker 1>I would, I'd have a whole what is it sports team?

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<v Speaker 1>Hockey team, I don't know, I hate sports. I would

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<v Speaker 1>have an all uh litter. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop with verbal masturbation.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never heard that. Is that a thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>You guys, what that person thinks I talk too much?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing a podcast? Aren't? Is not? Who else would

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<v Speaker 1>talk if I didn't talk? A verbal masturbation?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that like when someone like over talks and like

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<v Speaker 1>and they're talking to you and you're like, oh, they

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<v Speaker 1>just eer rate me. So me alone? Just verbal masturbation

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<v Speaker 1>because it's oh, I'm alone doing it all. I like

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<v Speaker 1>that one sorry, I won't stop, can't stop. So wait, wait, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a question. So, if you're likening it to

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<v Speaker 1>masturbation and it's verbal, what would be the verbal version

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<v Speaker 1>of squirting. I'm asking for a friend, I'm asking for

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<v Speaker 1>a ruthan ruthan.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'd like to know.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, I feel like the verbal masturbation form of squirting

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<v Speaker 1>would be I mean, that's vomiting, but that's gross. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a whole different kink.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, spitting, spinning, spinning, ooh, like drooling. So, oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm verbally masturbating. Oh I'm drooling all over myself, salivating, spelling,

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<v Speaker 1>that's me salivating.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's good.

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<v Speaker 1>I can do better. I'll think of it later.

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<v Speaker 2>What is going on with her voice? She must chain smoke?

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<v Speaker 2>Fr FR?

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<v Speaker 1>What is fr FR? I don't smoke, you, guys, I've

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<v Speaker 1>never smoked.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean maybe time.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a girl that like occasionally, like since I was

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<v Speaker 1>like in my twenties, Like if everyone's out drinking and

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<v Speaker 1>like having a cigarette, I'll have like a cigarette, but no,

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<v Speaker 1>not a smoker.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Why, oh my gosh, you guys, my voice because it's changed.

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<v Speaker 2>Mh.

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<v Speaker 1>So my friend said that my laugh changed. Every time

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<v Speaker 1>I was pregnant, I would get the cackle. I'm not kidding,

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<v Speaker 1>Uncle Scotty. May he rest in peace. He had said

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<v Speaker 1>he knew one time when I was pregnant and I

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<v Speaker 1>hadn't told him yet. I was going to tell him

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<v Speaker 1>that night at dinner, and he said something because he

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<v Speaker 1>always made me laugh, that made me laugh, and I

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<v Speaker 1>busted out laughing, and he said, that's the pregnancy cackle. MoMA,

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<v Speaker 1>are you pregnant? And I was like, like, barely. I

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<v Speaker 1>had just taken the test, like peak test, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, yes, oh yeah, so yeah. My friends would

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<v Speaker 1>always say I went from my like giggle to my

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<v Speaker 1>cackle when I was pregnant, maybe because I couldn't breathe

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<v Speaker 1>for something, because it starts to affect. It would get

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<v Speaker 1>worse as the pregnancy went on. And now it just

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<v Speaker 1>never went away. It literally never went away. And now

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I don't know. Yeah, called age, I think,

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<v Speaker 1>but thought, you do make your voice go way up

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<v Speaker 1>when you are asking for help in a store, or

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I do get like a donna little voice

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<v Speaker 1>when I'm nervous and get anxiety, like and yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>for instance, at a restaurant, I get nervous to order.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting better. I'm getting better now that you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I am not married anymore, and I have to order

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<v Speaker 1>for myself and my children. But I'm teaching them to order,

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<v Speaker 1>actually younger, so that I they don't it doesn't happen

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<v Speaker 1>what happened to me, which you know, I grew up

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<v Speaker 1>like scared talk on the phone and like scared order

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<v Speaker 1>for myself. But uh yeah, when I order, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be like, hey, so whatever, and we'll be like

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<v Speaker 1>Ruth Anne and I are laughing, and they're like, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>take your order. I'm like, yes, that's the cheeseburger. I

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<v Speaker 1>know it says cheeseburger, but I don't feel entitled to

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<v Speaker 1>have cheese. Please please may I? Yeah, that's the voice.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>And then as soon as they thank you, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you so much, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, like for ordering,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they walk away and they walk away, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, anyway, what were we talking about. It's true,

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<v Speaker 1>so true, it's so true, hilarious.

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<v Speaker 2>They are handing podcasts out like coke in the eighties

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<v Speaker 2>at a rock and roll concert.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, coke like coke or coke zero or diet coke, OH,

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<v Speaker 1>cocaine HM cool well, glad to be your new drug. Here,

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<v Speaker 1>I am