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Speaker 1: Miss Spelling with Tory Spelling and iHeartRadio podcast. It's the weekend.

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Speaker 1: It's fun. Welcome to another edition of Miss Commentatory, the

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Speaker 1: weekend Edition. I'm really into fast food, so I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: say it limited time only here for the summer. Here

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Speaker 1: I am. I'm here all summer long. But it's the weekend,

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Speaker 1: and kicking off my weekend, I'm going to go right

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Speaker 1: into something that happened to me this morning. So I

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Speaker 1: pulled up to CBS because celebrities they're just like us.

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Speaker 1: We were on a toilet paper and that's not going

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Speaker 1: to be pretty, not just out of toilet paper like

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Speaker 1: we had gone through. I was like, okay, middle of

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Speaker 1: the night, hold please, a child comes in, get paper,

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Speaker 1: next child. It was like a revolving door of children

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Speaker 1: coming in. I'ming to take a shit, so I we said, no,

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Speaker 1: they're healthy. So I then moved on to wet wipes,

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Speaker 1: and then it was my turn this morning and there

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Speaker 1: was nothing left. So I was like, oh God, what

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Speaker 1: do I have? I'm not ashamed to say, uh, I

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Speaker 1: went for makeup wipes, nut Regina. They're great for your face,

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Speaker 1: not for your Enis that mother burned? I'm okay. Now

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Speaker 1: though anyway, pulled into the CBS had to go in

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Speaker 1: and get toilet paper for the family. As I pull in, uh,

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Speaker 1: it was like this guy came out of nowhere right

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Speaker 1: in my eyeland. And I was texting my kids saying,

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Speaker 1: do you need anything else while I'm here, because they

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Speaker 1: are notorious for oh I forgot to tell you we

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Speaker 1: needed this, or I forgot this. I wanted this, and

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Speaker 1: it's like, oh, you knew I was going. I was

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Speaker 1: right there. So I was texting them and a guy

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Speaker 1: appeared out of nowhere and weighed me down in my

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Speaker 1: eye line, and uh, I waved back, thinking do I

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Speaker 1: know this man? You know you look normal, wish And

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Speaker 1: so then he comes over to my car window and

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Speaker 1: I'm a people pleaser, I'm too nice to be like

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Speaker 1: sorry on the phone, can't And he tells me he

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Speaker 1: does the signal like roll down your window. So, of course,

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Speaker 1: when a stranger comes up to your window and startles

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Speaker 1: you and tells you to roll down your window, what

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Speaker 1: do you do? Rolled down my window? And he says

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Speaker 1: you're that actress and I said, yep, I am, And

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Speaker 1: he said, do you want to smoke a joint? And

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh my gosh, Ashton, Ashton, am I

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Speaker 1: being punked? Like what is this? Sorry? As my kids

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Speaker 1: tell me it's walk the plank now that's the new

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Speaker 1: version for their generation. So I'm like, uh no, no,

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Speaker 1: thank you. I'm actually here to get stuff from my kids.

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Speaker 1: I have five kids. I'm a mother. As if mothers

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Speaker 1: can't smoke joints, but I'm a mother, like that would

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Speaker 1: make them go away? And he goes, I need a

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Speaker 1: sugar mama. I'm like, yeah, don't we all? Don't we all?

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Speaker 1: I need sugar daddy, and he goes, I can connect

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Speaker 1: you with one. I have connections in Dubai. I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna lie you guys. For half a second, I blankly

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Speaker 1: looked at this man, but in my head I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: that could be an option. So he said, do you

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Speaker 1: want to exchange information? And I said no, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I don't feel comfortable. But you know who I am?

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Speaker 1: He said I do, and I said, oh, if you

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Speaker 1: happen to slide into my DMS, maybe we can figure

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Speaker 1: this out. Yeah, do you want to smoke a joint?

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Speaker 1: I need a sugar mama, and I have connections. As

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Speaker 1: you buy three things, you don't hear on a morning

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Speaker 1: when you're just going to get toilet paper for your

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Speaker 1: kids to wipe the ast. Anyway, welcome to the weekend edition.

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Speaker 1: And I'm now going to go into comments questions. You

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Speaker 1: guys had so many badman you're on.

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Speaker 2: Why does she look like a bobblehead? I don't get it.

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Speaker 2: It's not an insult. She looks nice if you take

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Speaker 2: the parts separately, but together it's odd.

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Speaker 1: Huh. There are some compliments, backhanded compliments, and some insults

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Speaker 1: all in one. There I'm processing.

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Speaker 2: By the way, they also say, and her fingers look

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Speaker 2: so tiny as well?

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Speaker 1: Oh, thank you. I do have tiny fingers. I have

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Speaker 1: really nice fingers. My mom was actually a hand model

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Speaker 1: little known fact. When she was young. I think in

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Speaker 1: her early early twenties, lateeen, she was a hand model.

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Speaker 1: And I believe I have her hands. So I do

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Speaker 1: have really nice hands. Anyway, that's just a side note.

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Speaker 1: When they are tiny. Uh, okay, bobblehead, I like bobbleheads. Wait,

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Speaker 1: what are the wait funko pops? What are those things? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Can we make a business out of that? Okay? If

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Speaker 1: I have a bobblehead, I could be a funko pop.

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Speaker 1: I could be oh, you know what, always turning lemons

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Speaker 1: into lemonchella would be nice right now. Okay, I've heard

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Speaker 1: that before. I've heard lollipop head, which I like lollipops. Oh,

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Speaker 1: by the way, if anyone's wondering, I feel like you're

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Speaker 1: that person. You're either, for instance, if you like licorice,

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Speaker 1: it's very telling about a human if they like black

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Speaker 1: licorice or red licorice. In my opine, and I steer

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Speaker 1: clear people that eat black licorice, I'm like, oh, feel

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Speaker 1: your energy all the way right here. Uh and yeah,

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Speaker 1: I feel like you can also tell totally different type

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Speaker 1: of thing. Tell a lot about people that suck on

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Speaker 1: lollipops or bite them. I'm a bier, just just so

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Speaker 1: you know, because I know you're all wondering. I just

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Speaker 1: think I'm a very very patient person, but not when

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Speaker 1: it comes to lollipops. I just want to get it done.

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Speaker 1: I just it tastes good. Oh I love it great, Okay, next,

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Speaker 1: get it done. Oh but bobblehead, Yeah, I think I

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Speaker 1: see this a lot online. They refer to people that

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Speaker 1: they feel like are thin, that their heads are too

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Speaker 1: big for their body. Well, I mean, I'm literally the

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Speaker 1: way now that I was since I was sixteen, So

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Speaker 1: I guess I was maybe it's maybe what is it?

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Speaker 1: Born that way?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Born that way?

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Speaker 1: Maybeling no revelent, I'm thinking Lady Gaga. Oh, I was

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Speaker 1: giving the old school reference this way born like that?

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Speaker 1: Remember that perfume Charlie. Anyway, I digress. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I guess my head's too big. I mean, I don't

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Speaker 1: know what to do like, but I don't fall over.

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Speaker 2: Damn. Okay, here are a few comments. I eat your butt?

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Speaker 1: May I look at that? First of all, she said

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Speaker 1: I eat your butt, and it says I'd eat your butt.

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Speaker 2: I said you did. I heard I'd eat your butt.

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Speaker 1: Thank you? I wow? I mean not after, not after

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Speaker 1: the incident that occurred with my makeup points wiping my ass.

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Speaker 1: You wouldn't want to eat it, but but I'll reconsider

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Speaker 1: I kind of proper anema. Thank you? Oh like my cheeks.

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Speaker 1: I thought he's talking like my buttole, what does it

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Speaker 1: mean you got? Didn't he didn't specify, isn't he? It

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Speaker 1: could be a sheet through, it could be.

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Speaker 2: A day through. Yeah, that doesn't that isn't specify it either.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So two person out there that said they'd like

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Speaker 1: to eat my butt, could you please clarify if it's

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Speaker 1: both cheeks, left cheek, right cheek or buttle. Thank you.

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Speaker 2: There are a lot of people in this world that

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Speaker 2: love you and pray for you. But self worship is

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Speaker 2: a sin. Movie stars are notorious for thousands of selfies

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Speaker 2: and their looks, but vanity is a sin.

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Speaker 1: Good you know, I don't have that. I have no

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Speaker 1: self confidence at all. Uh vain, No, Vein's not my

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Speaker 1: thing thanks to a lot of you out there. I

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Speaker 1: think the haters for that. Actually, I'll never be vain.

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Speaker 1: I'll never be into myself and never be like, oh

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Speaker 1: look at me, look at me because of you. Not

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Speaker 1: a positive note, Yeah, there's nothing positive there. But oh.

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Speaker 1: Referring to veins, I had the worst veins ever, like

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Speaker 1: the tiniest veins you could ever, and I think they're genetic.

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Speaker 1: I think I passed them on to my kids. I'd

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Speaker 1: rather that than like big bulging veins. I feel like

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Speaker 1: that's like a deep thing.

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Speaker 2: She has a giant crevice between her tits.

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Speaker 1: I do I do? I get a lot of comments

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Speaker 1: about my cleavage. Is it cleavage, clavage? What is this?

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Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. Uh. So I get comments for years

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Speaker 1: about like fix that, Like that thing between your boobs?

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Speaker 1: What is it? It's like a gaping hole. So it's

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Speaker 1: actually a bone thing. It's called a pectus escavatum. I know,

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Speaker 1: I sound really smart right now, right. No, it's a

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Speaker 1: thing and it's genetic and it's where your bone one

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Speaker 1: side is higher. So I've actually was born with this. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and it comes from someone in my family. I think

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Speaker 1: it's my mom's side. Anyway, three two, Two of my

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Speaker 1: children have it as well, and they're like thanks Mom.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm like, hey, let's look at this. So anyway,

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Speaker 1: I could get fifty million boob jobs you guys, and

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Speaker 1: it wouldn't take this away. It's just like your bone

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Speaker 1: one side is higher and it curbs in. So it

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Speaker 1: ain't about the tips. Positive note that I have not

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Speaker 1: shared with my kids, but I will when they are

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: It makes for a hell of a party trick. Let

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Speaker 1: me just tell you. I can hold a glass, I

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Speaker 1: can hold a bottle. You know. I was the life

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Speaker 1: of the party in my twenties, like literally, like you know,

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Speaker 1: the guys thought it was so funny, like, oh, she

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Speaker 1: can hold a beer bottle between her boobs, and I

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Speaker 1: was like beer bottle, bring out the champagne. Uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: so I can. I can pretty much hold up anything

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Speaker 1: in between my boobs. So it's good. It also comes

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Speaker 1: in handy when I'm carrying things because I can just

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Speaker 1: put something there and then it's like I have three hands.

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Speaker 1: Uh and uh here. I'll actually demonstrate it right now,

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Speaker 1: my sugar free red bull. Oh you know what, that's lame.

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Speaker 1: I'm a podcast host.

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Speaker 2: Let me do this.

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Speaker 1: Who needs a stand when you've got esca bars? What

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Speaker 1: is it?

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Speaker 2: Data?

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Speaker 1: Pedro Escobar?

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Speaker 2: What is it there? You go?

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Speaker 1: I mean besy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Not many podcast hosts can do that. Take that. Joe Rogan,

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Speaker 2: I think he would happily take that.

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Speaker 1: Oh you know what I meant. There's your social clip

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Speaker 1: and scene.

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Speaker 2: Everyone's entiled to a middle life crisis?

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Speaker 1: Where are they referring them? Are they trying to say

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Speaker 1: I'm having one? I'm having one for years? Are you kidding? Oh? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Is that a real thing that people have midlife crisis?

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Speaker 1: I don't think I'm having one. I think I'm had

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Speaker 2: Okay, what is the last thing anybody would think you

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Speaker 2: having your refrigerator healthy food? I think they're looking for

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Speaker 2: something a litttle more unusual.

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Speaker 1: Uh okay, I mean I have every pickle under the sun.

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Speaker 1: It's odd or pickle people awesome. They would think that

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Speaker 1: would have the refrigerator hmmm, I don't know. I will

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Speaker 1: comment on the last thing they would think I have

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Speaker 1: in my freezer though, and that would that'd be my placenta.

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Speaker 1: Unsure which child. There's two in there, so unless I

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Speaker 1: have like the biggest placenta in the world, there's two

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Speaker 1: vats in there. And this is normal, you know, because

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Speaker 1: there's all that fancy stuff you're supposed to They say

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Speaker 1: it's good luck to eat it, or it's good luck

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Speaker 1: to bury it, or it's good luck to you know,

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Speaker 1: It's like the ballamous gland. Look at the big brain

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Speaker 1: I've never heard that. Is that a thing?

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Speaker 1: You guys, what that person thinks I talk too much?

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Speaker 1: Uh, spitting, spinning, spinning, ooh, like drooling. So, oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: Why, oh my gosh, you guys, my voice because it's changed.

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